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Independence Eve Cafe

TALLSHIPNORFALK.jpg
Tall ships at Norfalk, Virginia, to celebrate the 250th last weekend

Life with a prairie dog.

A dog was found dying on the side of the road with two broken legs (due to being hit by a car). A woman rescues her and names her Faith and Faith will walk again.

Wolf pup attempts his first little howl.

Feeding and petting a hyrax, which is not a Space Monster but some kind of weasel.

Baby goat rejected by mother and stray bulldog become littermates.

Baby owl is rescued after losing parents in hurricane.

Dog befriends squirrel.

Cute story about a couple whose dog died -- but then a neighbor's dog, who apparently wasn't well-loved, began digging under the fence to visit the other couple.

Woman gives the magpies in her backyard toys and now has a whole flock following her when she walks around the neighborhood.

When a wild elephant drops by for a visit.

Baby and crow are friends.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Prima Moronus

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (u73oe)

2 Hey.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:22 PM (iaf7q)

3 Even looked at the pretty pix.

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (iaf7q)

4 Fortuitous timing. Haven’t been here all day and got her just in time to shove Blade out of the way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2026 07:23 PM (u73oe)

5 The hyrax is the closest relative to the elephant. Or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD)

6 Righteous, Duke!

Posted by: RI Red at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (iaf7q)

7 As hard as it might be to believe, hyraxes are related to elephants and manatees.

Also, thick layers of petrified piss and shit build up in their dens over the decades.

This is "mined" and used in perfume.

No, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

8 This is "mined" and used in perfume.

No, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:25 PM (IG3/x)

Add a little whale barf and you might be on to something.

(Perfume is gross)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ot/FD)

9 Eromero picked up a kitten off the road with two broken back legs and saved her life.

If you have never had the honor of meeting this man, he has a heart of pure love.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:29 PM (afJtY)

10 "The hyrax is the closest relative to the elephant. Or something like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko "

The Oreo. Closet relative to the Oreo.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

11 Warai, cheap perfume yes. Patou 1000 and Misha are alluring.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:33 PM (afJtY)

12 Eromero picked up a kitten off the road with two broken back legs
EROMERO BROKE HIS LEGS?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (Kt19C)

13 (Perfume is gross)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ot/FD)

Yep. Also deer, weasel, and beaver anal glands.

You could expand this to cosmetics as a whole.

Placenta. Crushed beetles. Snail mucus. Foreskins. Bird poop.


"That's a sexy shade of crushed beetle you have on your lips, honey"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)

14
Feeding and petting a hyrax, which is not a Space Monster but some kind of weasel.




According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, all animals are some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (y9nCu)

15 Commisar, go for it !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:35 PM (afJtY)

16 > According to the AoSHQ Style Manual, all animals are some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM (y9nCu)

The weasel kingdom keeps threatening a libel suit against Bernie Sanders for damaging their good name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:36 PM (IG3/x)

17 It's called a hyrax???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2026 07:37 PM (2WIwB)

18 One of these days we're going to get those National Biscuit Company thieves for copying our Hydrox.

"Nabisco" my ass.

Posted by: Sunshine Biscuit Company at July 03, 2026 07:39 PM (IG3/x)

19 The elephant video is truly amazing. Very special.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (XfxDj)

20 Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (IG3/x)

21 Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:40 PM (IG3/x)

A chimmy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

22 > A chimmy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD)

Good one. Took me a moment to get it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:42 PM (IG3/x)

23 Good thing Rocky the Squirrel doesn't live in New York or he would get the death sentence by the authorities.

RIP Peanut

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (IYeV+)

24 "Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

It an Earth-analog planet with a culture based on Nazi gangster Romans.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (MWfyi)

25 Hyrax sounds like a Gaulish horn.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (IYeV+)

26 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

27 There is a reason I can't go in animal shelter. I want to take all the dogs home with me. I feel so sorry for them. But I do have a rescue dog named him Waco.He's a big wonderful dog and guards our home. He knows he has made now and is happy.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 07:44 PM (IY9No)

28 You take the hyrax and I'll take the lowrax and I'll be in Tucumcari afore ye.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (afJtY)

29 > 24 "Hyrax sounds like it could be an artificially-constructed hymen for a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

It an Earth-analog planet with a culture based on Nazi gangster Romans.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at July 03, 2026 07:43 PM (MWfyi)

Brand name for a mechanic's rack large enough to handle the big rigs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (IG3/x)

30 Faith is a very cute dog. Also, a nice name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 07:45 PM (D+BhG)

31
Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)

32 Okay, off to the place I'm house-sitting while some of the fam is on vacation. I came home to water my plants and restock my meds and smokes supply.

It's hard for me to get on here with my phone, so I'll see y'all the next time I'm back home.

The cat came in and slept with me last night, so either she's accepted me or realized that I'm the one handing out the food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (IG3/x)

33 Throws down another prophet token. I think the next ten years in geopolitics is going to be amazing. Huge changes in South America, Africa and the Middle East.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:24 PM (afJtY)


I am waiting to see what happens with Brazil, and Venezuela has enough pissed off earthquake victims to create a nationwide revolt because of the failures the "Bolivarian" state has in doing anything but stealing, so that needs watching too.
Mexico just had it's debt rating bottomed out and the Mexican central bank is looking to backstop their version of Treasury bonds by buying them off the secondary market if the rates take a dump, so that looks inflationary, and that is dicey in Mexican history too.
I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)

34 The cat came in and slept with me last night, so either she's accepted me or realized that I'm the one handing out the food.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2026 07:48 PM (IG3/x)


You are warm, and neither snore nor kick too much in your sleep.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

35 Do not take Hyrax of you are allergic to Hyrax. Consult your doctor if you experience gnawing, stompy stomps, or the intense compulsion to eat vegetation and make burrows.

*widdly breathy cover of a wildly inappropriate classic rock tune. Like AC/DC or something*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (Ot/FD)

36 I rescued a squirrel out of a downspout that if didn't it wouldn't been good.
Don't want any inside squirrels

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Just got back from "Young Washington". What a good movie. Absolutely no fault to find with it. Great cast. The young man who plays Washington was excellent. The battle scenes were great. If Skip is around I know he'd love them. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 07:50 PM (lJ0H4)

38 >>>I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

He can get along with a little help from his friends.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ogcfP)

39 The old cat is going to be yowling at me for the next 45 minutes because she wants dinner. Dinner is at six, not 4.50.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (rbvCR)

40 Top pick warms the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ogcfP)

41 Kindltot, I tell mine that unless you can pull the lid off the can you eat when I say so. Most times it works.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 07:56 PM (afJtY)

42 EROMERO BROKE HIS LEGS?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 07:34 PM


The Horse Trailer is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

43 I am feeling pretty chuffed about De La Espriella winning in Colombia. It is a matter of if he has enough juice to squash the cartels.
Posted by: Kindltot


There's a bald toff who is pretty good at covering pretty much everything. Goes by "Warfronts" when covering third world places that are great already according to Conan o'Brian.
Espriella has a difficult parliament and, I assume, judiciary. He does have a base but it is regional.
He's such a Bukele LARPer that I hope he is on the phone to El Salvador a lot. Because he may well need their help.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:00 PM (gKWVE)

44 Ah , there's Duncanthrax, the other guy that rescued an amazing kitty during a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:00 PM (afJtY)

45 Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2026 07:50 PM

Thanks for the review. I'm glad you enjoyed it . I hope to see it in the next couple of days.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:02 PM (rZCVI)

46 The storm is over.

Great news everyone!

ABC has a Disney celebrates America show on.
If you dare.....bwaaa-haaa-haa-ha

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)

47 I'm bad at rescuing kitties. Only experience is bringing a cushion up to a cat on a roof. The panicked cat jumped on the cushion so I dropped it.
It did cushion the cat's fall but the cat ran away from me at cheetah speed. Probably will never trust another big bald monkey again

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gKWVE)

48 The old cat is going to be yowling at me for the next 45 minutes because she wants dinner. Dinner is at six, not 4.50.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 07:53 PM (rbvCR)
---
Mine have all been fed and are now taking their post-dinner siestas before it's time for bed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gnNyN)

49 Milei was the catalyst.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:04 PM (afJtY)

50 Milei was the catalyst for the more-or-less first world in Latin America.
For places as violent and divided as Colombia or Peru you need a Bukele.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

51 Earlier this week, I walked around the Great American State Fair on the National Mall in Washington, DC. Despite the heavy negative press coverage, I thought it was impressive and inspiring.

The event boldly portrays American patriotism and exceptionalism across our great nation to celebrate our country’s 250th birthday. It runs from June 25 through July 10, featuring more than 150 exhibits from all 56 U.S. states and territories, along with businesses, innovators, and civic organizations. There is a towering Ferris wheel, a stage with live music and performances, family-friendly attractions, military ensembles, flyovers, and daily cultural programming. An innovation center showcases booths from SpaceX and NASA.

A notable contrast: while the people of France and several other European countries are suffering from the summer heat because of their leaders’ environmental extremism, which hates air conditioners, all 150 exhibits at the Great American State Fair are air-conditioned.

ZH_via, Fred Fleitz @ American Greatness

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:06 PM (ogcfP)

52 51. Posted by: Braenyard

Nice. Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

53 Argentina just scored. But wow did Cape Verde give them a run for their money! Unbelievable!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:08 PM (p4NUW)

54 awww a lot of DCU people are now looking for jobs because SuperFeralKid is doing bad in the box office
youtu.be/Lz0LuhkyrYw
they don't want Man Of Tomorrow (the Superman movie) to suffer the same fate

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

55 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

56 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

Letters of marque, $500 a head, and no bag limit for commies would have been nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (snZF9)

57 55 I thought for certain Trump would have some big news to announce for the 250th. I just thought he would.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 08:11 PM (vE0+H)

Iran will be wiped out tomorrow.
Mark 250 with style....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (Sco7b)

58 Great weekend inbound. Best country in the world. Cheers.

Posted by: scampydog at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (3Uiav)

59 But I do have a rescue dog named him Waco.

Long 'a' like the city or short 'a' like the airplane? 'Cuz naming a dog after an airplane would be cool.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)

60 Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)
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b"h for good health I had not read she was ill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (RIvkX)

61 Just watched a short clip of "celebrities" on "Finding your Roots." It is remarkable to me the number of "black" people who are terribly upset to find out many of their ancestors were white people.

It shouldn't be a surprise. Most American black folks are not all that black skinned. It is just genetics.

But somehow, not being "pure" seems to bother them.

I'm a mutt. I traced a lot of ancestry and honestly, there are great men, saints, and horse thieves. Doesn't change who I am. And a lot of those records are probably falsified because... folks sleep around.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 08:15 PM (bl07w)

62 I am genuinely curious how they scraped all. the pieces of Khamenei together to bury him.

If the riots happen he is already pretorn into collectable size pieces.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:17 PM (afJtY)

63 Just won the Colorado primary.

Democrat Socialist Melat Kiros:
"Every single issue that I looked at…we already figured out the solution a long time ago."
"You solve homelessness by giving people housing."
"You solve hunger by giving people food."
"You solve health care by going to a single payer system."
“It is common sense, right?"

-
It'll be Utopia!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7)

64 Whaatttt! Cape Verde with the goal!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:19 PM (p4NUW)

65 I don't think there ill be a lot of fireworks tonight. We're on the second severe thunderstorm watch in the last hour with heavy rain predicted. It's odd weather

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2026 08:20 PM (bkuEU)

66 I'm a mutt. I traced a lot of ancestry"

Mutt? Same. I don't give a rat's fuzzy arse about ancestry, tho. Has never done anything for me...

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 08:20 PM (XuXeR)

67
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:13 PM (RIvkX)

____________

How's the Missus? I was worried about her after your comments last night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

68 Happy Independence Eve, All!

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

69 My sister did the whole "find you roots", bloodline, whatever.

I'm descendent from Teutonic royalty. Or something. The surname alone is enough to pause and look into things.

I really haven't an interest in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (jehhT)

70 And…BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

71 you solve loneliness by giving men Sydney Sweeney

Posted by: gKWVE at July 03, 2026 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

72 President Trump is restoring patriotism and traditional values. His America 250 celebration and the Great American State Fair are central parts of this ambitious effort to reconnect Americans with the story of our nation’s greatness. The fair does not lecture or divide—it invites families to celebrate the people, traditions, innovations, and spirit that make America the greatest nation on Earth.

...the vast majority of the American people are with Trump.
They want to see their country honored, not torn down.
They want their children to grow up proud of the United States, not ashamed of it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ogcfP)

73 Hadrian, you are such a good man. I am honored to you know you even if it is from afar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:23 PM (afJtY)

74 Cape Verde? Isn’t that a suburb of Cincinnati?

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

75 74 Cape Verde? Isn’t that a suburb of Cincinnati?
Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

It will be

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

76 I don't think there ill be a lot of fireworks tonight.

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We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 03, 2026 08:26 PM (ndZc7)

77 60 Her Majesty is feeling much better. Not back to normal by any means, but working in her study and eating a little food. She had a rough time yesterday so I'm happy for this bit of progress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)
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b"h for good health I had not read she was ill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Good news, Hadrian.
How about Mrs. Psycho? Responding to the meds?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:26 PM (ogcfP)

78 We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. "

Sounds like punch in the face time...

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 08:27 PM (XuXeR)

79 -
We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--

Next Door is insidious communist crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:27 PM (ogcfP)

80 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 07:46 PM (O0L8i)

Glad to hear that . Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:28 PM (D+BhG)

81 63 Just checked in. Cleveland Chicago game went on rain delay. In reply to commie Kiros I offer Ben Franklin. "The surest way to eliminate poverty is to not let the poor grow too comfortable".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 03, 2026 08:29 PM (gm9Sb)

82 Long night tonight and tomorrow night. Very zealous neighbors just behind me that have no care for weather conditions.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:29 PM (afJtY)

83 Good grief! Don't these "Next Door" people have anything better to do then to spy on their neighbors?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2026 08:30 PM (D+BhG)

84 73 Hadrian, I second Ben Had’s sentiment.

Hey, Ben Had. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

85 Bulg, I am and thank you for the good wishes. I send the same back to you tenfold.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:31 PM (afJtY)

86 The "Next Door" crowd. The STASI were your neighbors in the DDR.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 03, 2026 08:32 PM (gm9Sb)

87 Cape Verde?
Say the sekret woid and win a prize from door #3.

https://youtu.be/My6Jf-T5ZCQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ogcfP)

88 > We were warned by Next Door that there are volunteers "Watchers" who will patrolling to report any individual fireworks use. I don't know whether they'll have armbands.
----------
"Shoot and Scoot" It works. We did this a couple years in California when they went stupid. One person with the fireworks, one to light. Set up at a random spot and hightail it after launch.

We were able to do this for hours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2026 08:33 PM (jehhT)

89 Argentina goal! They take the lead! Messi!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:33 PM (p4NUW)

90 Legacy families own all the property for 5 miles on my road. We Will protect our space.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:34 PM (afJtY)

91 Technically the goal is Romero’s with an assist by Messi’s head.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (p4NUW)

92 I think they would have problems lighting anything right now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (bkuEU)

93 85 Thank you, Ben Had.

Despite being estranged from her for so long, I still miss my sister. She was a great Big Sister.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

94 Hyrax from Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2026 08:37 PM (Cqx++)

95 Centrus Energy Signs Billion Dollar Contract With DOE For Uranium Enrichment
--

SMRs coming to a new neighborhood near you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:38 PM (ogcfP)

96 ----------
"Shoot and Scoot" It works. We did this a couple years in California when they went stupid. One person with the fireworks, one to light. Set up at a random spot and hightail it after launch.

We were able to do this for hours.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Bravo!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:40 PM (ogcfP)

97
Anyone out East seeing fireworks yet?

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 08:43 PM (/QHx4)

98 Round of T-storms went north of me

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 08:45 PM (Ia/+0)

99 Boo! Hiss! While not caring much for PBS, I do tune into live shows such as A Capitol Fourth: 250TH (currently on here) from D.C.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:45 PM (NFX2v)

100 Argentina wins!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

101 TV suggests leaving the TV on for your dog to calm him. Guaranteed they will cover fireworks.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Kt19C)

102 Be careful this morning. Mats is going to conjunct Uranus at 1:30 AM EDT this morning. And right next to the Seven Sisters.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (+82YS)

103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

104 @59 Oddbob

Waco can be the city or plane, all he knows is that's his name.
Call him Waco and his ears raise up. He knows he is being talked to. He is a big dog and has mean bark, but really he is a big baby. Loves to be petted.

Posted by: Case at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (IY9No)

105 nurse, done. Talked to him last week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2026 08:48 PM (afJtY)

106 Neighboring camp put up a magnanimous 4th light show.
Dog #1 went back to the house
Dog #2 watched and howled with the in air explosions, he loved it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:49 PM (ogcfP)

107 >>> 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

Done.

{{{Rat}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 08:49 PM (R+iUD)

108 Ugh, i went over on my tri-tip. Good thing I hammered the stuffing out of it before hand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (diia5)

109 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

On the way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (ceJ0R)

110 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026

Done.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:50 PM (p4NUW)

111 Mars is going to conjunct Uranus
So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 03, 2026 08:53 PM (Kt19C)

112 Some Rat, Prayers sent your way. Peace and strength.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at July 03, 2026 08:53 PM (yTvNw)

113
I know there's no other way, but it feels funny to mention in my Rosary intentions Hordians needing prayers by their nics. Hope Our Lady understands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2026 08:54 PM (O0L8i)

114 I don't know if I would adopt a squirrel......

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 03, 2026 08:55 PM (y7IOQ)

115
Hadrian,

She knows.

Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 08:55 PM (/QHx4)

116
→ Rat 📈

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (ogcfP)

117 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Mind, body and soul.

Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched.

I'm so sorry to hear this news. Praying right now. 🙏🏼

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (NFX2v)

118 Boy did Cape Verde play their little hearts out.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (p4NUW)

119 Bulg,
There's something I want to say about you and your sister in those last precious weeks and I haven't managed it and maybe I won't this time either, but it might help.

A couple of weeks before my twin brother died, before he went to the hospital for what would be the last time, he asked me to find a best friend from our childhood. Why me instead of his wife? Don't know, don't care.

I was able to.

They were both heroes. Dave was in fact, the guy who was sent to Somalia after Black Hawk Down to find out what had gone down.

So for two weeks Dave sent my twin brother funny videos and emails and songs--I know, because he copied them to me. And Wendell (my twin) had that gift for the last two weeks of his life.

Well, you were that gift to your sister. Because of you, she could have a peace and a sense of completion no one else could give her.

You did a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Wenda at July 03, 2026 08:56 PM (3uyrB)

120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

121 111 Mars is going to conjunct Uranus
So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty
----

Don't drop the soap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyfqTMARcU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (ogcfP)

122 103 Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.
Mind, body and soul.
Please send him your love.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (yEz+x)

Absolutely, and fervently. I didn't know he was unwell.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 08:58 PM (h7ZuX)

123 Nurse Wratched, Hello.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

124 120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026

Oh no. All the prayers and positive energy I can send to both of you.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2026 08:59 PM (p4NUW)

125 >>> 120 Thank you morons unfortunately she is not improved and I'm becoming distraught. More will be known when cultures come back. She is sedated for now. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

Got you, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2026 09:00 PM (R+iUD)

126 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

You've got the best I have.

Posted by: javems at July 03, 2026 09:00 PM (zFsEm)

127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

128 119 Wenda, thank you much.

Getting misty in here…

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)

129 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Done

Posted by: man at July 03, 2026 09:04 PM (XuXeR)

130 Here too, Bulg. My twin brother was the only sibling that mattered. It's still hard.

Posted by: Wenda at July 03, 2026 09:05 PM (3uyrB)

131 >127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:01 PM (h7ZuX)

Done - and for any of the Horde that need them as well.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2026 09:05 PM (GTqXr)

132 {{{ Ben Had }}}

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)

133 Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM


Absolutely.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:07 PM (ceJ0R)

134 127 And also for Her Majesty, and Mrs. SanFranpsycho.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Oh, my. Of course; done.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2026 09:08 PM (NFX2v)

135
San Fran,

I hope your son is coping as well as he can.

I know a change in routine is difficult to adjust to.


Posted by: four seasons at July 03, 2026 09:08 PM (/QHx4)

136 San Franpsycho
And Hadrian too,

May both you beloved partners in life be comforted, healed and made whole.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 03, 2026 09:11 PM (yEz+x)

137 Fireworks going off, just testing probably
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Ia/+0)

138 Prayers ascending bigly for some rat.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:12 PM (vE0+H)

139 Howdy Hordelings! Looks like some prayers are needed. They have been duly sent.

Posted by: Doof at July 03, 2026 09:13 PM (QMAsf)

140 >>Despite being estranged from her for so long, I still miss my sister. She was a great Big Sister.

Had two sisters. Youngest moved across country last year; next youngest died 20+ years ago. Miss the latter from my life more than the former. Big fistbump, Bulg.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:13 PM (NcvvS)

141 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2026 08:57 PM (RIvkX)

Done. For comfort and complete and total healing and for you and family as well.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)

142 Absolutely.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:07 PM (ceJ0R)


Good to see you, Mr. Deal

Posted by: Doof at July 03, 2026 09:14 PM (QMAsf)

143 Good to see you, Mr. Deal

Good to see you as well, Sir Doof!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (ceJ0R)

144 I lost a sister when she was 35, then several years later, a brother. Also at 35. You just don't get over it, but the intensity of the pain fades. You will always be glad, Bulg, that you reconciled.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (h7ZuX)

145 Be careful this morning. Mats is going to conjunct Uranus at 1:30 AM EDT this morning. And right next to the Seven Sisters.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 03, 2026 08:47 PM (+82YS)


And this means . . . ?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)

146 >>Urgent prayer request for Some Rat.

Done. Dear Lord, this is a hard evening for the Horde; please grant healing and surcease in thy mercy, amen.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:20 PM (NcvvS)

147 >>Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 03, 2026 09:19 PM (h7ZuX)

What DMLW! said, Bulg.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:22 PM (NcvvS)

148 >> And this means . . . ?

Nothing, really. :-)

The astrologers make a big deal of this, as it occurs in Gemini this time, and that has something to do with the "birth chart" (whatever that it) of the US.

Of course, relatively speaking I would likely trust astrologers more than economists. Probably.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

149 Sending prayers and hugs for Some Rat and Mrs Franpsycho. And all those who are worried about them.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 09:25 PM (hPLSE)

150 Didn't mean to leave out Her Majesty, prayers for her and Hadrian as well.

If I missed anyone else I'm sorry. I trust the Lord knows who I mean when I ask him to bless the Horde and our loved ones.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 03, 2026 09:29 PM (hPLSE)

151 San FranPsycho,
oh dear, I am so sorry to hear Mrs F is still not improved.
Prayers continue for complete healing.
Prayers also for her doctors, for wisdom and knowledge, discernment and wisdom in her care.

And prayers of peace for you in this time of waiting.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 03, 2026 09:31 PM (4VH0B)

152 >>Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

'Birth chart' of the United States is a term of bullshit. Forty years past my idiot astrology phase and anyone using 'birth chart' for a country is past mental.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (NcvvS)

153 Of course, relatively speaking I would likely trust astrologers more than economists. Probably.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2026 09:24 PM (w6EFb)


Every time I try to explain why this is correct I piss people off. And it is too hot.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)

154 I'm going to watch The Patriot tonight or at least part of it. Going to fast forward to Mel Gibson and his two young sons rescuing the oldest son. One of my top five favorite movie scenes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2026 09:32 PM (/WQyy)

155 Nothing says happy holiday more than when a prairie dog is sucking your nipple.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 03, 2026 09:33 PM (fkjGs)

156 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2026 08:15 PM (bl07w)

I got lectured by an enlightened Karen liberal a few weeks ago that I must abide by the "one drop rule" - she didn't even know it had a name or history until I told her so - but she insisted that it's absolutely the case that one drop of black blood makes one black and that blackness must be acknowledged.

So I told her I'm glad she agrees with white supremacists about the purity of the white race. She just got mad. Didn't change her mind but I 100% saw the penny drop in her deranged visage.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2026 09:33 PM (vE0+H)

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