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This is going to shock you, but Ketanji Brown-Jackson writes Supreme Court opinions like she's a six-year-old girl who just logged into twitter.

Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine

@NYT is still lying about the Laptop From Hell, to excuse the fact they failed to cover the story. This time, the so-called paper of record claims that it was the loathsome Miles Guo who first published material from Hunter Biden's laptop. False. The @nypost first published that material on October 14, 2020.
Guo's sleazy G-News subsequently ran material from the laptop - along with faked photos that were not on the laptop. I often wondered if Guo ran the fake photos deliberately to discredit the laptop because he mixed in the same circles as Hunter's Chinese pals and was worried he would be found out.

The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Israel's ban on Palestinian workers has left families hungry and parents unable to pay for their children's school fees. Still, the ban is being justified in the name of security, and shows no signs of abating.

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
Israel is a sovereign country and Palestinians from Gaza or the West Bank have zero right to work in that country - especially after Israelis who lived on the border with Gaza invited Palestinians into their homes to work and break bread. Gaza Palestinians returned the favor by taking notes about where safe rooms were, layouts of the homes, if there were dogs, etc. in plans for their ultimate slaughter, pillaging and rape on October 7. Dozens of Americans were murdered at the NOVA peace festival down the road.
So yeah, they're not allowed to work in Israel anymore. Maybe you should be asking the governments of Gaza and the West Bank to foster economies that benefit their people so they don't have to go work in the country next door.

The New York Times freaks out over Republican women having babies while Democrat women abort theirs.

This isn't pregnancy. It's a political plot.
A full-blown, unhinged conspiracy orchestrated by the MAGA movement to take over the hearts, minds and uteruses of gestating people all over the nation, one bassinet, one burp, one stretch mark at a time.
The New York Times has cracked the code. It's Pulitzer time, baby!
In an investigation masquerading as a style piece, the Paper of Record published an unglued commentary, researched with the self-seriousness of Watergate, revealing that a whopping three women connected to the White House are preggers.
At the same time!
That Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Katie Miller, the wife of White House deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller and Second Lady Usha Vance should all be on the nest simultaneously isn't just a happy mini baby boom. It is -- according to the Times -- a pernicious "Handmaid's Tale"-style political plot promoting conservative child-making frenzy in an age of declining birthrates and the collapse of the Democratic Party in middle America.
It's a cautionary fable, a warning that the dreaded GOP's steady rate of reproduction amid a Democratic baby drought poses a dire threat to the nation.
According to the Gray Lady (now Gray Female-Identifying Newspaper) Republicans are planning to win support and ever-greater numbers of adherents by growing their own voters. One infant at a time.
It's all laid out in the piece entitled "The Politics and Power of the Pregnancy Image."
In it, Times chief fashion critic Vanessa Friedman writes: "That three such prominent women in the MAGA movement were pregnant at pretty much the same time was, indubitably, a coincidence."
Or maybe not.
"But" -- there's always a "but" -- "for an administration that has such an intuitive and strategic understanding of the power of aesthetics that an unspoken dress code in which men outfit themselves in the image of the president has developed, it has also become a telling one," Friedman froths.
"Together, the women have created a notably consistent, and somewhat paradigm-shifting, picture of the White House's family and fertility platform."

Saw an interesting video about why people are so annoyed by this genre of facial expression. Speaking for myself I think of it as Appeal To Consensus Face, an attempt to triumph via social proof and fashionable opinion rather than via argument and debate. pic.twitter.com/Ce0FQ7WdwW
— NPRG (@CptHastings1916) June 22, 2026

MUST WATCH: Audience erupts in applause after @RepEliCrane slams Democrat witness and former NIH official over the agency’s handling of COVID.

Witness: "The NIH is beloved by the American people.”

Rep. Crane: “I think you’re wrong, ma'am.”

"When you say that the NIH doesn't… pic.twitter.com/inGhKo1apC
— Oversight Committee (@GOPoversight) June 30, 2026

One of my favorite clips of RFK Jr. is when he torched far-left activist Krystal Ball on this issue.pic.twitter.com/dhdDmu8GS7 https://t.co/pzkEGZEy5j
— Ryan Saavedra (@RyanSaavedra) June 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 meh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2026 06:21 PM (XJ22o)

2 What, she couldn't find the right emoji?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 30, 2026 06:21 PM (j7INY)

3
I mean my mood, not the post.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2026 06:22 PM (XJ22o)

4 Top 10 after reading the content.

Posted by: Crusader at June 30, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

5
It's so unfair I can't even.

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor, like, writing for the dissent at June 30, 2026 06:23 PM (XJ22o)

6 Today's leftist freak out on social media: Trump added a golden eagle to the front of the White House, and you'll never guess what they are saying about it.

OK yeah you guessed, they are saying NAZIS LIKED EAGLES ITS FASCIST OMG!!!1!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:23 PM (UZCuZ)

7
It's so unfair I can't even.
Posted by: Justice Sotomayor, like, writing for the dissent

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Oh shoot that was supposed to be Justice *Jackson*

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor, like, writing for the dissent at June 30, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o)

8 The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Israel's ban on Palestinian workers has left families hungry and parents unable to pay for their children's school fees. Still, the ban is being justified in the name of security, and shows no signs of abating.

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Damn Jews just don't want to be raped and murdered!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:24 PM (ndZc7)

9 I'm fairly certain that Justice Jumanji-Jackson is having her opinions written by AI.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at June 30, 2026 06:26 PM (yjPLJ)

10 Appeal To Consensus Face

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I was thinking Don't Make Me Kill Face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)

11 Centered

Posted by: Ann at June 30, 2026 06:29 PM (SHHm+)

12 "It just don't make no sense!" - KBJ

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2026 06:30 PM (v9lAB)

13 "pernicious "Handmaid's Tale"-style political plot"

Woo that is just nuts.

Posted by: Guy wearing a tinfoil hat at June 30, 2026 06:30 PM (MWfyi)

14 Appeal To Consensus Face, when combined with Bird Hands, constitutes infallible argument.

Posted by: gp at June 30, 2026 06:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

15 This middle earth BS only happens after hours!!

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2026 06:31 PM (SCqlx)

16 AOSHQ -No left, no right

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:31 PM (XeU6L)

17

Centerville?

Centreville?

Posted by: Middleton at June 30, 2026 06:31 PM (MWfyi)

18 Appeal To Consensus Face, when combined with Bird Hands, constitutes infallible argument.
Posted by: gp
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Recorded while sitting in your car is a plus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

19 out of all the snafus , Middle Earth is most disorienting!

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2026 06:32 PM (SCqlx)

20 Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
As the Supreme Court says states can be cruel to trans kids, my message is clear:
Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors and youth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ndZc7)

21 It takes practice to master Appeal To Consensus Face, since it is easily misperformed as Who Cut The Cheese Face.

Posted by: gp at June 30, 2026 06:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

22 As the Supreme Court says states can be cruel to trans kids, my message is clear:
Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors and youth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ndZc7)

I must have missed SCOTUS saying that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2026 06:35 PM (FtULh)

23 >>Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
As the Supreme Court says states can be cruel to trans kids, my message is clear:
Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors and youth.

Eat a Carburetor, Faggot.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2026 06:35 PM (v9lAB)

24 one would imagine the ny times would have no problem with clerics encouraging moslems to have lots of kids

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 30, 2026 06:36 PM (CWTWj)

25 Appeal To Consensus Face, when combined with Bird Hands, constitutes infallible argument.
Posted by: gp
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Recorded while sitting in your car is a plus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

Needs a couple of claps on the emphasis points.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

26 >>It takes practice to master Appeal To Consensus Face, since it is easily misperformed as Who Cut The Cheese Face.

Visla have a natural Appeal to Consensus Face.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2026 06:36 PM (v9lAB)

27 Oh thst eagle thing is real? Hilarious thing to do. I did not see that coming. One of Trump's greatest trolls

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 30, 2026 06:36 PM (3/XaG)

28
Wow, RFKJ bringing facts. Even math.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2026 06:36 PM (XJ22o)

29 walz: dems confuse you can't with you can say no. he's a putz who probably eats pizza with a spoon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 30, 2026 06:38 PM (CWTWj)

30 Uh oh

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2026 06:38 PM (mGFn3)

31 I must have missed SCOTUS saying that
Posted by: It's me donna

It's in the penumbras and emanations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)

32 In KJB's defence, she is fucking stupid.

Posted by: Reforger at June 30, 2026 06:38 PM (0dsIZ)

33 The decision today means that no foreigner must ever be allowed to step foot on our land. It also means that the SCOTUS cannot be trusted and must be packed with conservatives. It is just a partisan political branch like any other and what you do not protect you agree to concede to your enemy.

What will happen? The R's will crap their pants and cower in fear as the left takes over everything and packs the court.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

34 Eat a Carburetor, Faggot.
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Sorry. Fricasseed Stromberg not Halal.

Posted by: Timmy at June 30, 2026 06:39 PM (XeU6L)

35 We in Brattleboro stan with are trans and trans-leaning neighbors and roommates and want the Supeream Courtv to remember that Brattleboro don't need them anrojn, anyhow.

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at June 30, 2026 06:39 PM (MWfyi)

36 whopping three women connected to the White House are preggers."

Well, of course the NYT is confused - hetero sex is just...

Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 06:39 PM (XuXeR)

37 >>In KJB's defence, she is fucking stupid.

Also, she Signed this to the staff at the Zoo...

So, it might not be an accurate translation.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2026 06:39 PM (v9lAB)

38 I'm fairly certain that Justice Jumanji-Jackson is having her opinions written by AI.

It may be "A" but it sure ain't "I."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vTZFs)

39 It's in the penumbras and emanations"

Nah. It's in the tortillas and churros...

Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 06:40 PM (XuXeR)

40 I didn't get any of my Biden Laptop news from Miles Guo. I got it from Garrett Ziegler's "Marco Polo" project, also from Miranda Devine, The Laptop From Hell.
And from Twitter at the time which up and BANNED talk about the laptop, to the point of blocking the NY Post.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (gKWVE)

41 Sorry. Fricasseed Stromberg not Halal."

Side or downdraft?

Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (XuXeR)

42 Zero immigration for a generation, the forty year definition. My plan. Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar8)

43 will no one rid me of this turbulent centering?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (CWTWj)

44
Holy shyte that chick asking If you (Israelis) blow up their (Palis') parents, how do you think that's gonna affect their attitude towards you?

See this is why Hamas kills whole families -- mother, father, kids. No one in the family left to have a bad attitude toward being raped and killed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (XJ22o)

45 38 I'm fairly certain that Justice Jumanji-Jackson is having her opinions written by AI.

It may be "A" but it sure ain't "I."
Posted by: Oddbob at Jue 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vTZFs)

You'll be hearing from Our Lawyers

Posted by: AI local 123 at June 30, 2026 06:42 PM (FtULh)

46 I must have missed SCOTUS saying that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2026 06:35 PM (FtULh)

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If they can't steal titles from or beat up female athletes, then that is cruel!!!! waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at June 30, 2026 06:42 PM (yjPLJ)

47 Zero immigration for a generation, the forty year definition. My plan. Too harsh?
Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar

This is no time for half measures. 80 years.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2026 06:42 PM (wVcYX)

48 The New Yorker @NewYorker
Israel's ban on Palestinian workers has left families hungry and parents unable to pay for their children's school fees. Still, the ban is being justified in the name of security, and shows no signs of abating.
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This is like KTVU reporting on the plight of auto glass repair shops in Oakland now that break-ins abated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

49 Stuck in the middle again.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 30, 2026 06:45 PM (w3u3d)

50 21 It takes practice to master Appeal To Consensus Face, since it is easily misperformed as Who Cut The Cheese Face.
Posted by: gp at June 30, 2026 06:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

Could be bitter beer face...

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (bl07w)

51 The blog is angry.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (mGFn3)

52 My guess is Jackson is out getting her nails done while 21 year old interns write her decisions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (UZCuZ)

53 When they say, "Wearing it like a skinsuit,"

They mean, KBJ's legal opinions, which are an affront to the law itself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

54 >>> Zero immigration for a generation, the forty year definition. My plan. Too harsh?
Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar

Plus kicking out any new arrivals. New as in their lifetime, not born here. GTFO Then find the ones that got us in this situation and show them the door too. All this is the easy going amenable nice friendly option.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (3uBP9)

55 It may be "A" but it sure ain't "I."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vTZFs)

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GIGO

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (yjPLJ)

56 Did KBJ's staff bring her milk and cookies while she was writing her assignment? What a twit. Those dread locks are pulling too tight on her scalp and affecting her mindthoughts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 30, 2026 06:47 PM (fkjGs)

57 Huh. Looks like the most based American on the court is... Kavanaugh:
X ilan_wurman/status/ 2071997107859493305
I probably side with Alito, which might exile me from the US, but whatever, I took the oath.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 06:47 PM (gKWVE)

58 Governor Tim Walz.

Why is this guy still Governor? He should be in jail somewhere.

Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (IY9No)

59 "42 Zero immigration for a generation, the forty year definition. My plan. Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar

"

not harsh enough

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (VyBeY)

60 beat up female athletes

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Emmanuel Acho (whoever the hell that is): "The WNBA, at this junction in time, would be better off without Caitlin Clark because she is a bigger distraction than she is an additive"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)

61 Why do all the arguments for those poor poor Palestinians always begin AFTER the part where those Palestinians raped and murdered Israelis?

Here's an argument: You Palis want to live? Quit raping and murdering the Jews.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 06:49 PM (bl07w)

62 Why is this guy still Governor? He should be in jail somewhere.
Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (IY9No)

Because Republicans are mean.

Some idiot judge.

Posted by: Reforger at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (0dsIZ)

63 Someone needs to stick a dick or a dollar bill, or something in that woman named "Krystal Ball"'s mouth.

I guess we know why she is not a stripper in spite of her parent's apparent wishes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (cUmOc)

64 In it, Times chief fashion critic Vanessa Friedman writes: "That three such prominent women in the MAGA movement were pregnant at pretty much the same time was, indubitably, a coincidence."

Or maybe not.
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Stupid NYT. Do they think they coordinated their ovulation times and nights of romance??

When I was a jr. associate, tin my class of about 20 lawyers (probably 12 women?) there were 4 of us pregnant at the same time, and 3 more pregnant in the class ahead of me. We all were due within 2 months of each other. We lined up for a picture of all of our protruding bellies, which I still have.
When there are more than a few married women between 25 and 39 and in your workforce, the odds of several of them being pregnant at the same time seem pretty high.

Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (lCppi)

65 Maybe Chuy could reach out to James Talarico about how centered he is?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

66 51 The blog is angry.
Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (mGFn3)
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There goes tummy-rub Tuesdays...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (gnNyN)

67 58 Governor Tim Walz.

Why is this guy still Governor? He should be in jail somewhere.
Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (IY9No)

To be fair to the Gov, it is mighty difficult to speak objectively and clearly while sucking Somali dicks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (bl07w)

68 If Caitlin C went to Europe to play, would she encounter fewer racist lesbian black women players? She might live longer, cause they may murder her sooner or later.

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Gqar8)

69 59 "42 Zero immigration for a generation, the forty year definition. My plan. Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Gqar "

not harsh enough
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 06:48 PM (VyBeY)

American is full, Moose up North should have told you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

70 If the Rs weren't worthless conniving cucks this would light a fire under them to pass SAVE at least.

Posted by: Narrator - It turns out the Rs were in fact worthless conniving cucks. at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (3uBP9)

71 tubal, I wonder if Clark sees herself as a new Perpetua.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)

72 This is like KTVU reporting on the plight of auto glass repair shops in Oakland now that break-ins abated.

Literally the broken windows fallacy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (UZCuZ)

73 52 My guess is Jackson is out getting her nails done while 21 year old interns write her decisions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (UZCuZ)

I assure you she has clerks, not interns and they are all over 21. It is a BFD to be a Supreme Court clerk.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (w3u3d)

74 Not only do the Dems embrace abortion, they're also hot to trot about sterilizing the surviving children by turning them into human chimeras.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

75 WTH? Still centered?

Posted by: Nazdar at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (NcvvS)

76 Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2026 06:50 PM (lCppi)

the key is that Trump is hiring much Younger staff... not a bunch of old hags.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (mP0Kj)

77 71 tubal, I wonder if Clark sees herself as a new Perpetua.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)

Might explain things.

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Gqar8)

78 The blog is angry.
Posted by: Weasel
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OTOH...center mass

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

79 I assure you she has clerks, not interns and they are all over 21. It is a BFD to be a Supreme Court clerk.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 30, 2026 06:52 PM (w3u3d)

Probably not the resume polisher it could be if they were working for an intelligent Justice, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 06:53 PM (bl07w)

80 I've been here many times before

Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2026 06:54 PM (5rh/l)

81 The second to the last clip with that expert "Krystal Ball" explaining why so many man are not getting married is enlightening.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 06:54 PM (cUmOc)

82 OTOH...center mass
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:53 PM (XeU6L)
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Center hold and send it.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2026 06:55 PM (m8wiN)

83 OTOH...center mass
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2026 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

Here we go again:

https://youtu.be/XbYZhMMLHGo

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 06:55 PM (bl07w)

84 An eagle has always been a symbol of our country.
But then I wouldn't expect some lefty Commie to know that.

Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 06:55 PM (IY9No)

85 I'm sorry, I can't read centered text. My mind keeps listing to port and the thoughts slip overboard.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 06:56 PM (cUmOc)

86 The second to the last clip with that expert "Krystal Ball" explaining why so many man are not getting married is enlightening.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 06:54 PM (cUmOc)
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She is married to Kyle Kulinski

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

87 "The Martyrdom of Saints Perpetua and Felicitas"
https://tinyurl.com/mu7cmmn8

IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at June 30, 2026 06:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

88 Centered font is for menus, decrees, and parking signage. I'm getting a headache.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

89 78 The blog is angry.
Posted by: Weasel
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OTOH...center mass
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

At keyboard range you can't miss.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 30, 2026 06:57 PM (Q/FnY)

90 I assure you she has clerks, not interns and they are all over 21. It is a BFD to be a Supreme Court clerk.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

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Thinks this through -- she hires the clerks, so they are probably just like her and sitting beside getting the pedicure.
But the clerks hire interns and maybe they wrote it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 06:58 PM (cUmOc)

91 The Centermass Experiment ... wasn't that an old Hammer flick?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VyBeY)

92 The HOA will be hearing about this.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 30, 2026 06:58 PM (DZ9Lv)

93 If the format changes and we lose the center watch out for widening gyers because I've heard that's next.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

94 Widening Gyers would be a great Ska Band name if those existed anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 06:59 PM (3uBP9)

95 She is married to Kyle Kulinski
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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I had to check if you were joking.

Good grief Kyle married Krystal.
Is their family crest KKK? Is Kyle gay and she's a beard? I don't get it, she is so so so insufferable.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 07:00 PM (cUmOc)

96 Roberts always seems to side with batshit if the conservative side isn't completely ironclad.

Posted by: Jonathan at June 30, 2026 07:01 PM (aP8jC)

97 here in Wisconsin you can now get Yuengling in 24 oz. cans

Progress!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 07:01 PM (VyBeY)

98 88 Centered font is for menus, decrees, and parking signage. I'm getting a headache.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

And twitter embeds. It seems Ace centers them for some reason and why this happens.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 30, 2026 07:01 PM (cUmOc)

99 Ketanji Brown-Jackson is the kind of USSC judge that proves some average Joe or Jane right off the street could do a better job of being a Justice.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 30, 2026 07:02 PM (Q/FnY)

100 Jonathan, what's whacked is how Kavanaugh said "the parents have to be citizens! MAGAAAA" and then "ehhh whatever, ya win some ya lose some, I'm just gonna sign my name to this bullshit majority opinion".
Very Cornyn of him.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

101 So yeah, they're not allowed to work in Israel anymore. Maybe you should be asking the governments of Gaza and the West Bank to foster economies that benefit their people so they don't have to go work in the country next door.
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Also, maybe you shouldn't have burned down that world-renown flower factory that Israel left you?

You think?

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)

102 The NIH woman used the term "beloved". Every AI generated crap article says someone was "beloved ". "Beloved " former Yankees utility player died at 92.
The bureaucrats are becoming bad AIs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2026 07:04 PM (f6yx7)

103 A hobo pulled out the toilet would write a better opinion than Ketanji. At least he has a rough idea what a woman is

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

104 *** Gaza Palestinians returned the favor by taking notes about where safe rooms were, layouts of the homes, if there were dogs, etc. in plans for their ultimate slaughter, pillaging and rape on October 7.
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Right between the eyes, is a phrase that comes to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 07:04 PM (vPv7/)

105 Huh. I've seen comments about when the blog has italic or centered type, but it's always fixed by the time I get to it. It's sort of fun to see what the early birds mean.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 30, 2026 07:05 PM (yRCXf)

106 I LOVE IT WHEN WE ARE CENTERED!

Kenjababa the Shell Necklace justeece knows about ante. She calls her antes daily. I give her creds for mocking Justice Thomas and calling him myopic. I would think that she might be on her way to that biology degree!

That woman making the face of woe/I'm gonna cry...one of my SIL's does that AND talks baby talk when super distressed. Her brother (the dude I am married to) can baby talk after he gets off the phone with her. Usually it's due to someone trying to rip her off for money and threatens her online from Nigeria or something like that. I'm nice to her. Sometimes I feel sorry for her. Then I don't.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

107 Ketanji Brown-Jackson written opinions strike me as being drafted by a person writing a 10 page university freshman term paper who has a marginal understanding of the subject matter and an intellect best suited to filling out multiple choice restaurant comment cards.

Or Pompous padded prose.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 07:05 PM (obVEo)

108 My guess is Jackson is out getting her nails done while 21 year old interns write her decisions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM (UZCuZ)

Did. Bees gettin my hair and nails did. Did fool!

Whatz up with all the big college words and all dat. I bee done finna go to da salons when I done gets paid.

Posted by: Kunta Kinte Jackson Brown, Illiterate SCOTUS Ebonics User at June 30, 2026 07:05 PM (og9zY)

109 So the center is still holding?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:06 PM (Wnv9h)

110 Ketanji has a stable of high achieving clerks from USA, Columbia, Yale, Duke, Penn and NYU, as would be expected.

Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2026 07:06 PM (lCppi)

111

The blog is angry.
Posted by: Weasel

You would cry too if it happened to you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)

112 NPR ran a big piece today all about how justice Alito is retiring from the Supreme Court.

They had to issue a retraction and an apology.

The writer of this article? The person who ran it?

Nina.... Totenberg. A name that should go down in infamy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:07 PM (UZCuZ)

113 Also, who is this Loretta saying I wasn't elected queen?

Has she never heard of beauty pageants?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatQueenofWorld at June 30, 2026 07:07 PM (hzuYO)

114 Krystal Ball is one annoying bitch. She is not at all centered

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 30, 2026 07:07 PM (z0iLf)

115 Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
As the Supreme Court says states can be cruel to trans kids, my message is clear:

I like to fuck little boys up the ass! Woooeeh!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 07:07 PM (riF+o)

116 Mark Halperin on 2-Way is speculating that Swalwell is ratting our Ruben Gallego because Gallego threw Swalwell under the bus.
The NYT is reporting the Justice Department is investigating Gallego for improperly using campaign funds for personal things like family trips. Somebody wants Gallego out of the Dem Socialist way.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2026 07:08 PM (f6yx7)

117 Until right leaning judges start engaging in judicial activism none of this crap will stop.

But get one judge to decide the income tax is unconstitutional and we'd see serious and major judicial reform. Yes I know it was passed by an amendment but like the other amendments it would be trivial to argue the implementation the government has (and any potential implementation in the future) are still unconstitutional...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

118 NPR ran a big piece today all about how justice Alito is retiring from the Supreme Court.

They had to issue a retraction and an apology.

The writer of this article? The person who ran it?

Nina.... Totenberg. A name that should go down in infamy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?

Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2026 07:09 PM (lJ0H4)

119

Would you rather be beloved or bespoke?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++)

120 There's some joy -

New York Magazine
It was widely, almost universally, expected that Donald Trump’s 2025 executive order purporting to abolish “birthright citizenship” would not survive a U.S. Supreme Court review of its constitutionality. Not so expected was that four Supreme Court justices would claim Trump’s action *did* comply with the 14th Amendment despite its clear language that “all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to its jurisdiction, are citizens of the United States.”
But this defeat for Trump isn’t as definitive as the one we expected, writes Ed Kilgore. “As a matter of constitutional law, Trump v. Barbara is a 5-4 decision that hardly closes off the question for all time. Rather than shutting down Trump’s efforts to radically redefine and restrict the meaning of citizenship, the narrow conservative majority at the Supreme Court will likely embolden him and like-minded nativists to keep up the fight.”

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (NFX2v)

121 I don't think Arizona is far enough along the Colorado path to elect a DSA. (yet)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (gKWVE)

122 Ketanji Brown-Jackson written opinions strike me as being drafted by a person writing a 10 page university freshman term paper who has a marginal understanding of the subject matter and an intellect best suited to filling out multiple choice restaurant comment cards.

Or Pompous padded prose.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 07:05 PM (obVEo)

I write with the pompatus of prose.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown-Jackson, Some People Call Me Maurice at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (wVcYX)

123 The Gaza genocide...ah yes.

Oddly with Israel in complete control of the area though there are still Muslims occupying Gaza...the Israelis are really the worst Hitlers to ever Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (sKqQm)

124 This is not a defense of KBJ - 'cause she is a dope - but I will say people fucking hate lawyers because they write stuff in a manner that deliberately confuses average people, often deliberately, and to show how smart they're supposed to be are. Later in my career, we strove to write and communicate in clear text. That is, stuff we could all grasp and understand. Such things are occasionally important.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (QaH55)

125 "I'm not defending Hamas"...

Yes you are dumbtits.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (n5tGW)

126 I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?

Its probably true, just not yet. Alito will likely retire this summer or fall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (UZCuZ)

127 I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2026 07:09 PM (lJ0H4)

Prolly from one of her many litter boxes.

Becuz cats. Get it?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (0aYVJ)

128 In an investigation masquerading as a style piece, the Paper of Record published an unglued commentary, researched with the self-seriousness of Watergate, revealing that a whopping three women connected to the White House are preggers.
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These.
People.
Are.
Such.
BABIES!

If their decisions in comparison to your decisions put them at a disadvantage they don't have any other route but to declare that a lack equal outcomes of different decisions is "NO FAIR!"

We have no future is 50% of America can become so juvenile in their reactions.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Fi81e)

129 We got lucky with KBJ. THey could have appointed a serious person, like Breyer, who would have voted the same way she does. The embarrassment is going to require future presidents to appoint minimally qualified people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (R86kT)

130 and subject to its jurisdiction

Illegals cannot be subject to American jurisdiction though or they wouldn't be here.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

131 Oddly with Israel in complete control of the area though there are still Muslims occupying Gaza...the Israelis are really the worst Hitlers to ever Hitler.

My favorite Gaza genocide stat is how a report on how many kids are in Gaza was lower before the war started than the current report by the UN. Its like, the worst genocide ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (UZCuZ)

132 When your dining out in Chicago -

Tafari’s Kitchen: Located inside the Forum building just off the John Lewis Plaza, the Center’s onsite restaurant offers a full menu of casual food inspired by the Obamas’ personal stories, culture, and commitment to healthy eating. The restaurant features a welcoming dining space with wide glass doors for al fresco dining on warmer days. It honors the award-winning former White House culinary team member and beloved personal chef to the Obama family who tragically passed away in 2023. Tafari Campbell was known as a warm, fun-loving, and humble soul who used his immense gifts and passion for food to spread joy and bring people together, and a painting of him by Kate Capshaw will hang in the restaurant.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (NFX2v)

133 I love the political plot of having conservative babies. I would have more but I'm old, so it's up to sons (3 so far and counting).

The women who notch their tattoos or piercings with the number of abortions are tipping into eternal hellfire to brag about it. Evil. Who on earth impregnates them anyway? Hobos they pay in Everclear? She better be getting forgiveness for this. Yes I am casting millstones at her and don't care.

I would like to thank Ace for all he does as some of this I would not read otherwise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (hzuYO)

134 President 18-1 would keep deporting the children of illegals.

If the courts want to argue they are citizens it can pay to fly them back...and at which point I'd send them home again.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm)

135
"Ze old have babies ploy, eh!" -- Inspector Clouseau

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e)

136 you're 🤬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:13 PM (NFX2v)

137 I love the political plot of having conservative babies. I would have more but I'm old, so it's up to sons (3 so far and counting).

One of the interesting side effects of the birth dirth is that America is going to become more evangelical, more Mennonite, and more Orthodox Jewish

Atheists and mainstream Christians/Jews don't have enough kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:14 PM (sKqQm)

138 My guess is Jackson is out getting her nails done while 21 year old interns write her decisions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 06:46 PM

I dunno. I supervise, among others, two female lawyers. One is a Persyn of Melanin from Harvard. The other is from a very good law school which is not Harvard. The first writes in a style that I can only describe as stream of consciousness. The other writes as if she's casually chatting with the reader. Needless to say, I have spilled rivers of red pixels on various pleadings and administrative decisions.

So, no...I think it's entirely probable that Jumanji actually writes this drivel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)

139 Lemme just jump right in the center of things here...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 30, 2026 07:15 PM (aJQbY)

140 The Nation, Politics / June 30, 2026
A Strategic Alito Retirement Would Confirm SCOTUS’s Complete Ideological Capture
Granting the hard-right jurist power over choosing a successor is a democratic disaster—and a far cry from John Roberts’s fanciful claims of nonpartisanship.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:15 PM (NFX2v)

141 Y'all know there are kids in China who'd love to comment on a blog like this.

Quit yer bellyachin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

142 As a point of order, there is no requirement for an associate justice on the Court to pass the bar or be an attorney. Just advise and consent of the Senate.

“Expert” legal opinion from the rarefied air of academe is in fact responsible in part as to why the U.S.A. is so utterly FUBAR.

I’m not “anti intellectual”; precisely the opposite, in fact. But so many important positions have been hijacked by quacks and grifters and pseudo-intellectuals. It’s a scam, pulled on the citizenry.

“Oh, this is all really complicated and stuff. You didn’t attend Deah Old Hahvahd. Don’t worry, we’ll ‘splain to you what they really meant.”

One slot (at least) should be reserved for normal, decent people. A plumber, or a welder, a dry cleaning business owner, that kind of thing.

No law agin’ it. Suggest this to a Liberal and they’d drop their Martini. They don’t really want “Democracy”. Not even a little bit.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 07:16 PM (riF+o)

143 KBJ's decisions read like they're written by the prison guy from In Living Color.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2026 07:16 PM (g/cZn)

144 I assume if the Rs increase their Senate number after this election we will see one or two retirements. And hopefully wise latina will go to the great panaderia in the sky...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm)

145 K B-J was probably all through school a diversity student, just pass her along because we need her in the class

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

146 and subject to its jurisdiction

Illegals cannot be subject to American jurisdiction though or they wouldn't be here.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

How about this- they are subject to American jurisdiction, and therefore that jurisdiction says we can throw them out because they are illegally present. Kinda circular logic, or rather Kejanki Jackson Brown logic, but hey, I didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 30, 2026 07:17 PM (QaH55)

147 Granting the hard-right jurist power over choosing a successor is a democratic disaster

Ah, yes. The ol' "It's only fair when we do it, not when you do it!" position.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 30, 2026 07:17 PM (aJQbY)

148 I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?
Posted by: Tuna

Two scoops in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM (DZ9Lv)

149 One of the interesting side effects of the birth dirth is that America is going to become more evangelical, more Mennonite, and more Orthodox Jewish

Atheists and mainstream Christians/Jews don't have enough kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:14 PM

Speaking from the Orthodox Christian perspective, our parishes seem to have a whole lot of big families. I like this trend. I would help, but I need to find a wife first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)

150 I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?
Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2026 07:09 PM (lJ0H4)

===

Prolly from one of her many litter boxes.

Becuz cats. Get it?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 07:11 PM

John Kasich?

His father was a mailman, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

151 Alito as hard right is comical.

Put me on the SC and you'd finally see what an activist conservative judge would do...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm)

152 Did you know -

Jessica Garland (Merrick Garland's daughter) is clerking for U.S. Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan. Justice Kagan initially hired her in July 2020, but due to conflict-of-interest concerns while her father was serving as U.S. Attorney General, the clerkship was postponed. She later joined Justice Kagan's chambers and is listed among the clerks for the Court.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM (NFX2v)

153 MSLSD is taken aback the Kavanaugh suggested in his opinion that Congress may have the power to change the definition of birthright citizenship. I too am shocked. Shocked.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 07:19 PM (obVEo)

154 Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors and youth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ndZc7)
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"Come to Minnesota and beat the crap out of our girls".

At least that's what I'm hearing--since you don't have to use other people's actual words anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:19 PM (Fi81e)

155 I like this trend. I would help, but I need to find a wife first.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM

HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

156 Speaking from the Orthodox Christian perspective, our parishes seem to have a whole lot of big families. I like this trend. I would help, but I need to find a wife first.

Orthodox gives you the advantage of an ancient tradition without an anti-Christian apostate at the top of the hierarchy like the RCC

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (sKqQm)

157 The NIH lady is also extremely annoying…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (ALKK0)

158
HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!

Step 1: Put on pants

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (sKqQm)

159 One slot (at least) should be reserved for normal, decent people. A plumber, or a welder, a dry cleaning business owner, that kind of thing.
Posted by: Common Tater

I'd love if none of the actual legislators, judges, etc could be lawyers. Let them hire lawyers as staff, and to help with legal wording, but they should come from a background that thinks in concrete terms.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 30, 2026 07:21 PM (aJQbY)

160 158
HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!

Step 1: Put on pants
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (sKqQm)

So you have a chance to take them off, later...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

161 Dr. Ginexi is a Dim women, innoculated with her big glasses and pinched face.

I love her last response and the still photo of her suppressing a flappy fart of fear.

She READ the crap about Tuskeegee and syphilis as her response to his question.

Lie/deflect/make bird hands/done

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO)

162 One of the things that traditional American society was designed to do is get young men and women of marriageable age and interest to mingle.

Yet another thing modern America has failed at.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

163 If conservatives can't always lose everything, it's NO FAIR!

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

164 You all up in here talkin like you somethin. You ain't shit. (Marbury v Dolly Madison Zingers) 12 U.S. 345, supra

Posted by: Hon. Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (R86kT)

165
I'd love if none of the actual legislators, judges, etc could be lawyers. Let them hire lawyers as staff, and to help with legal wording, but they should come from a background that thinks in concrete terms.

The FNM tells me a black person is only represented in government if the official is also a black person.

But somehow a WASP/Jew/or Wide Latina born with a silver spoon in her mouth and a lifetime of fake government jobs provides representation to normal people that work at real jobs...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (sKqQm)

166 I always thought 'kid' was term for baby goats. I didn't realize that it was a big time, supreme court substitute legal word for 'child'. We're dealing with middling to low IQ people here, folks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (fkjGs)

167 I like this trend. I would help, but I need to find a wife first.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:18 PM

HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

Posted by: Shane Falco at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (wVcYX)

168 the Center’s onsite restaurant offers a full menu of casual food inspired by the Obamas’ personal stories, culture, and commitment to healthy eating.

So dog is featured on the menu?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

169 I'd like the jooo-hating muzzie-lovers to explain why the Palestinians are so desparate to work for their genociders.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 07:23 PM (R+iUD)

170 HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM

Umm....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

171 >>> HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!

Step 1: Put on pants
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (sKqQm)

What if I already have pants on? Do I put on additional pair? Do they go on over the current pants or on another part of my body? I haven't tested it but I think I have a finite number of pants max capacity, somewhere in the ballpark of two dozen pants and things start going nonlinear.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

172 and subject to its jurisdiction

That's not even the killer phrase. The key is that overlooked word "resides." As in "lives in, has a residence", aka "NOT A VISITOR"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (UZCuZ)

173 Kejanki Brown Jacchthon - Lithen biches, Wait for it, I axed you a question and I expecth and anser !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (NtVYv)

174 *looks down at baby bump*

Hear that, kiddo? You're paradigm-shifting!

Posted by: pookysgirl, starting to look pregnant at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (Wt5PA)

175 Steve Rattner from the Obama administration is getting dragged on X for some probably made up chart claiming we get an excellent "return on investment" for stopping Africans dying of AIDS at only $8000 a person.

That quickly became that there's an exchange rate between gay AIDS Africans and US dollars and people pricing stuff accordingly.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (KLKSV)

176 It's Friday night. Ace must be blow drying his fur for a night on the town.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

177 the Center’s onsite restaurant offers a full menu of casual food inspired by the Obamas’ personal stories, culture, and commitment to healthy eating.

Also lots of sausage.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (sKqQm)

178 142, 159, THIS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)

179 That's not even the killer phrase. The key is that overlooked word "resides." As in "lives in, has a residence", aka "NOT A VISITOR"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (UZCuZ)
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Not so fast!

Posted by: Feudal, Monarchist Principle at June 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

180 I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)

181 get young men and women of marriageable age and interest to mingle. Yet another thing modern America has failed at.

XY: I'm interested in anime and Dungeons & Dragons
XX: I like astrology and tarot

Kinda difficult to really get these two together (and would we want to?)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)

182 177 the Center’s onsite restaurant offers a full menu of casual food inspired by the Obamas’ personal stories, culture, and commitment to healthy eating.

Also lots of sausage.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (sKqQm)

So, they serve Dog?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

183 170 HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM

Umm....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM

No, we are really good at this!

Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (Dd38x)

184 Rattner is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. My guess is he's saved exactly 0 Africans with his personal wealth however

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (sKqQm)

185 Step 1: Put on pants

Your OWN pants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (g/cZn)

186 If Trump gets another chance to nominate an Associate Justice, I expect the opposition to quickly devolve from protest to outright rioting and violence.

Posted by: Don Black at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)

187 I want all of you to start having babies. Now.

Find a conservative woman (easy to find as no tattoos on arms or blue hair and nostril ring), woo her with your kindness, humor and good looks. Marry. And join the political plot. We did our duty and had two sons who vote conservative and married and are Christian.

I wanted one more boy (it would have probably been twin boys) and my husband vetoed due to the c-section potential uterine rupture deal at the time and losing me and the baby.

Get this done!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (hzuYO)

188 write stuff in a manner that deliberately confuses average people, often deliberately, and to show how smart they're supposed to be
——-

Generally, I’ve learned that unscrupulous types like to muddy the water, to try and make it look deep.

“This is really complicated. There is no simple solution, blah blah blah.”

The truth is, sometimes things are very simple. It’s just not easy and this especially applies to Politics.

When your local critter is enthusing about how they are fine-tuning the Weather a hundred years from now, you can be sure they aren’t doing fuck-all about roads, crime, sewage, any of the nuts and bolts stuff about good government. Those are indeed difficult tasks, but the one thing they are not is “complicated”.

Consider though, since they cannot handle simple tasks, what are the odds they are going to shine on the truly complex stuff?

Yeah. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (riF+o)

189 185 Step 1: Put on pants

Your OWN pants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2026 07:26

See?

Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (Dd38x)

190 "176 It's Friday night. "

O, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2026 07:27 PM (VyBeY)

191 I'm sick of hearings I want hangings.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 07:27 PM (vPv7/)

192 XY: I'm interested in anime and Dungeons & Dragons
XX: I like astrology and tarot

More like:
XY: I'm interested in a job, a home, and a car
XX: I'm interested in getting my cooter blasted by illegals while imagining that they're Mamdami

Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2026 07:28 PM (KLKSV)

193 " I want all of you to start having babies. Now."

I did my turn. Now, how to get the offspring to procreate?

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

194 XY: I'm interested in anime and Dungeons & Dragons
XX: I like astrology and tarot

Well, you aren't marrying a woman into tarot.

But yes male and female hobbies are usually different...you just have to try to find something that women like that you are ok with...

If I was a younger man I think I would have tried hiking orgs - because you know the women you are hiking with like nature, stay in shape, and can at least disconnect from social media for a while...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:28 PM (sKqQm)

195 >>> HordeSource (tm) is standing by to assist with pick-up lines and general dating and relationship advice whenever you're ready!

Step 1: Put on pants
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:20 PM (sKqQm)

What if I already have pants on? Do I put on additional pair? Do they go on over the current pants or on another part of my body? I haven't tested it but I think I have a finite number of pants max capacity, somewhere in the ballpark of two dozen pants and things start going nonlinear.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

Assert your masculinity and walk proud!

Posted by: Eldridge Cleaver Action Pants at June 30, 2026 07:29 PM (wVcYX)

196 176 It's Friday night. Ace must be blow drying his fur for a night on the town.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

You almost confused me. All of May I did not know the day.

I am pretty sure today is Tuesday. Last day of June.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:29 PM (hzuYO)

197 It's Friday night somewhere.

Posted by: fd at June 30, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

198 >>> 132 When your dining out in Chicago -

Tafari’s Kitchen: Located inside the Forum building just off the John Lewis Plaza, the Center’s onsite restaurant offers a full menu of casual food inspired by the Obamas’ personal stories, culture, and commitment to healthy eating. The restaurant features a welcoming dining space with wide glass doors for al fresco dining on warmer days. It honors the award-winning former White House culinary team member and beloved personal chef to the Obama family who tragically passed away in 2023. Tafari Campbell was known as a warm, fun-loving, and humble soul who used his immense gifts and passion for food to spread joy and bring people together, and a painting of him by Kate Capshaw will hang in the restaurant.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (NFX2v)

Seriously? That's too funny. Hollywood is such a bunch of retards.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 07:30 PM (R+iUD)

199 you can be sure they aren’t doing fuck-all about roads, crime, sewage, any of the nuts and bolts stuff about good government

With a fraction of current budgets state and local governments used to be able to provide police, fire, and roads with no issues.

Something younger people should be reminded of.

Muggings, potholes, and wild fires are all choices we've made as a society

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:30 PM (sKqQm)

200 I want all of you to start having babies. Now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (hzuYO)
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This is precisely why the progs took over the schools in the 90s and 00s.

Also precisely why they teach kids they might want to be trans and take those kids away the instant an impressionable child nods.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:30 PM (Fi81e)

201 Nina.... Totenberg. A name that should go down in infamy
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I wonder from whom Nina got her "scoop"?

My guess -- and that's all that it is -- is that every SCOTUS reporter has that story (and one like it about Thomas) already written and in a folder on their computer. She had it open to add stuff about todays rulings, hit the wrong button and published it by mistake. Of course, nothing like that could ever happen around here. Ace runs a tighter ship than NPR does.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2026 07:31 PM (vTZFs)

202 Consider though, since they cannot handle simple tasks, what are the odds they are going to shine on the truly complex stuff?

Yeah. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater
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Consider how complex fixing the economy was with Obama and how overnight things turned around under Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 07:31 PM (vPv7/)

203 Many women find a man wearing a kilt attractive.

Even moreso when they make small talk asking if anything is worn under there, and you reply "No, it's all in working order."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

204

nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 30, 2026 07:31 PM (3uBP9)

205 I want all of you to start having babies. Now.

Find a conservative woman (easy to find as no tattoos on arms or blue hair and nostril ring), woo her with your kindness, humor and good looks. Marry. And join the political plot. We did our duty and had two sons who vote conservative and married and are Christian.

I am 60 years old with bad health and no money, its just not even on the table. But I encourage everyone else to do so, and have many babies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:31 PM (UZCuZ)

206 Centered though we are
And amusement we exude
The Cafe is now open--
NOOD

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 30, 2026 07:32 PM (mQbp+)

207 >>> 134 President 18-1 would keep deporting the children of illegals.

If the courts want to argue they are citizens it can pay to fly them back...and at which point I'd send them home again.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm)

Keep the kids 3 and under and adopt them out to parents who will raise them in *our* culture. Because fuck you, that's why.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 07:32 PM (R+iUD)

208
Also precisely why they teach kids they might want to be trans and take those kids away the instant an impressionable child nods.

One of the more comical parts of this is the media spent roughly 1970-2000 telling people you didn't have to confirm to a gender stereotype...men can knit and women can do carpentry which is all true.

But now if you have a interest in anything that isn't traditional masculine you obviously need to cut your balls off because you are really a woman

Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2026 07:32 PM (sKqQm)

209 XY: I'm interested in anime and Dungeons & Dragons
XX: I like astrology and tarot

Kinda difficult to really get these two together (and would we want to?)

Ackshually...

There's plenty of anime references about tarot:
https://tinyurl.com/ccs-tarot

Posted by: RandomDave at June 30, 2026 07:34 PM (aJQbY)

210 Rather than shutting down Trump’s efforts to radically redefine and restrict the meaning of citizenship, the narrow conservative majority at the Supreme Court will likely embolden him and like-minded nativists to keep up the fight.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2026 07:10 PM (NFX2v)

Greetings, fellow like-minded nativists.

Posted by: LASue at June 30, 2026 07:34 PM (lCppi)

211 Also precisely why they teach kids they might want to be trans and take those kids away the instant an impressionable child nods.

Posted by: Axeman
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Perversely they are creating a Tuskegee effect for strong minded conservatives.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 07:35 PM (vPv7/)

212 If it's any help to anyone, I met my future husband in a hospital elevator. Introduced to me by my classmate who was dating him.

A month later he decided he was not really dating her but I made him straighten that out. She became a lesbian later, which might explain some of the confusion.

I know this is not a lot of help, but you could start riding a lot of elevators.

Heaven knows I would not want to be single now with all the angst and wahoo or try dating sites. I'm sure only serial killers would want to date me based on what I'd say.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:35 PM (hzuYO)

213 One of the more comical parts of this is the media spent roughly 1970-2000 telling people you didn't have to confirm to a gender stereotype...men can knit and women can do carpentry which is all true.

But now if you have a interest in anything that isn't traditional masculine you obviously need to cut your balls off because you are really a woman
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100%.

Which is why: Don't believe progs about anything.

No matter how reasonable it sounds. If you internalize it, they'll be out of that corner before you are.

Anybody remember "what happens behind closed doors"? By the time you nod they'll be on you about parades and licenses.

Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)

214 I want all of you to start having babies. Now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM (hzuYO)

I'm working on it! And Pookette is saying things like she's in training for when she has her own baby.

Posted by: pookysgirl, starting to look pregnant at June 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Wt5PA)

215 XY: I'm interested in anime and Dungeons & Dragons
XX: I like astrology and tarot

XY: I'm a Christian conservative who likes fantasy role playing games and baseball
XX: AS IF! GRODY!!! *runs off to find Chad*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2026 07:37 PM (UZCuZ)

216 I want all of you to start having babies. Now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 30, 2026 07:26 PM

I'm willing to plow the field but someone else will have to work the harvest.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 30, 2026 08:00 PM (4NO2D)

217 This is the 1960 British film "Vllage of the Damned". A bunch of the town's women got pregnant all at the same time -- by the Devil!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 30, 2026 08:02 PM (AuqUK)

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