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Daily Tech News 29 June 2026

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Disclaimer: Woof.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:50 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 04:51 AM (6wpGE)

2 Yea tech thread.

Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at June 29, 2026 04:52 AM (1SjPL)

3 BOING!

Pool maintenance done.

I hate hydrochloric acid!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 04:53 AM (5UTWB)

4 G'Day everyone
Short week at least

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 04:53 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Good morning to everyone. I'm cleaning a milk spell from a motherboard.

Posted by: meh at June 29, 2026 04:55 AM (zZxsY)

6 >>>South Africa 0-1 Canada (28 Jun, 2026) Final Score

Wasn't sure who to root for.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 04:55 AM (6wpGE)

7 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 29, 2026 04:55 AM (2Ez/1)

8 Disclaimer: Woof.

wut

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 04:58 AM (6wpGE)

9 DataRepublican waxes biblical and tells Bill Kristoff that not only does he not know what he's quoting but the meaning of the verses is almost the opposite of what he tries to pawn off:

https://tinyurl.com/445rxrx9

The same false claims were recently made here a few weeks ago by a troll. I'm sure they pop up in the comments every once in a while.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 04:59 AM (5UTWB)

10 I'm cleaning a milk spell from a motherboard.

Posted by: meh at June 29, 2026 04:55 AM (zZxsY).
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Motherboard's milk!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 05:01 AM (5UTWB)

11 Long commute, see you when I get there
East bound and down

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Very foggy too

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

13 Disclaimer: Woof.

wut

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 04:58 AM (6wpGE)
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Tweet.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 05:02 AM (5UTWB)

14 Cher - Walking in Memphis

What a great video!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:04 AM (6wpGE)

15 Doof had some "Memphis" tunes on the ONT

Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis
The Cult - Memphis Hip Shake
Mott the Hoople - All the Way from Memphis

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:06 AM (6wpGE)

16 Mornin' everyone.

Coffee. Definitely coffee. Content and commentary after.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:08 AM (O7YUW)

17
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)

18 Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis (on the ONT)

Also what a great video!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:11 AM (6wpGE)

19 3A6000?

That's 1D000 less than the previous model!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2026 05:16 AM (Ot/FD)

20 Cher - Walking in Memphis

I'm hoping this will erase the earworm "Angel of the Morning" from my brain, where it's taken up residence for days on end.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)

21 I feel like 1D should be read as "Eleventy", not "Deeteen".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2026 05:18 AM (Ot/FD)

22 20 Cher - Walking in Memphis

I'm hoping this will erase the earworm "Angel of the Morning" from my brain, where it's taken up residence for days on end.
Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)

Nope. It's back.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)

23 19 3A6000?

That's 1D000 less than the previous model!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2026 05:16 AM (Ot/FD)

Is. This. Math.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:19 AM (6wpGE)

24 Memphis is hot, but not astronomically.

Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun
https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8

Posted by: SciVo at June 29, 2026 05:20 AM (Sy6m/)

25 Disclaimer: Woof.

Rejoinder: *HISS!*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

26 23 19 3A6000?

That's 1D000 less than the previous model!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2026 05:16 AM (Ot/FD)

Is. This. Math.
Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:19 AM (6wpGE)

*counts on fingers...*

*takes off socks...*

*carry the sixteen....*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2026 05:21 AM (Ot/FD)

27 @23/m: "Is. This. Math.

https://youtu.be/0obMRztklqU

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

28 I've got those Memphis blues again.

~ Bob Dylan

Posted by: But I'm stuck inside of Mobile at June 29, 2026 05:25 AM (2Ez/1)

29 m , trade that earworm to "Angel from Montgomery "

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 05:32 AM (afJtY)

30 Good morning! Something worth 15 minutes of your time. The subject may be focused on Britain but it's certainly applicable to us. Britain may not be lost, yet.

https://tinyurl.com/4awxjd8w

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2026 05:37 AM (3Ope8)

31 Evening and morning to all the angels of the AoSHQ Empire! (You too, devils. Can't leave you out.)

It's Monday. Okay, can we all agree on that? But remember:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 29, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

32 @31/Wolfus: Hey, I've got coffee. Everything else in the day flows from that crucial moment.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW)

33 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at June 29, 2026 05:45 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at June 29, 2026 05:46 AM (VTmfE)

35 In her heyday Cher really had it going on.

I recall her appearance on an U.N.C.L.E. episode in the spring of '67 -- a truly awful script, not even funny, with her and Sonny as "pop stars." She walked through her scenes as though sleepwalking. On drugs, possibly. Anybody could be forgiven for thinking, "She's a flash in the pan. By 1970, people will say, 'Cher who?' "

But then came their variety show, then her pop singles in the early '70s, and her performances in films.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 29, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

36 @31/Wolfus: Hey, I've got coffee. Everything else in the day flows from that crucial moment.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026


***
Quoted for truth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 29, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

37 I didn't have a chance to read the ONT before posting the tech news. Guess it's just Memphis Monday.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 29, 2026 05:49 AM (BLOW1)

38 Moose, the accumulation of all free energy and vitality in the universe into 30 pounds of dachshund/terrier form, has decided that his morning napping place is in my lap. Alas, I cannot do any work until he awakes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2026 05:50 AM (3Ope8)

39 Britain may not be lost, yet.

https://tinyurl.com/4awxjd8w

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2026 05:37 AM (3Ope
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I listened. Very strong. But it's too late. Words won't do it any longer.

To arms!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 05:51 AM (5UTWB)

40 Coffee, yes; and then I have to change, stretch, and plunge into the heat for my workout. AKA "the Bataan Death March."

Later, breakfast, and a quick trip to Walmart and Aldi. On Thursday I got the cash payout part of that long-ago pension plan; the big part destined for my IRA may come today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 29, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

41 29 m , trade that earworm to "Angel from Montgomery "
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 05:32 AM (afJtY)

I could listen to that 100 times, easy!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 05:56 AM (6wpGE)

42 Hell March > Death March

https://youtu.be/e3YzmjmAGoI

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:59 AM (O7YUW)

43 Crotchety Old Jarhead, thank you, that was well worth the time and will fit right into a project I have going.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:00 AM (afJtY)

44 27 @23/m: "Is. This. Math.

https://youtu.be/0obMRztklqU
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

That frightened me.



; )

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 06:02 AM (6wpGE)

45 Motherboard's Milk!

Reminds me of a song:
The Hero of Canton, The Man They Call Jayne.

Posted by: meh at June 29, 2026 06:02 AM (kK7U2)

46 37 I didn't have a chance to read the ONT before posting the tech news. Guess it's just Memphis Monday.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 29, 2026 05:49 AM (BLOW1)

Doof said:
DJ Doof - Memphis Edition

I heard one of these songs on SiriusXM Classic Rewind today. So Memphis gets the call tonight!

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 06:03 AM (6wpGE)

47 Dr. Trump has the cure!

https://tinyurl.com/mr8ycytz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 29, 2026 06:05 AM (5UTWB)

48 Teen dives into busy marina to save dog.

https://tinyurl.com/2hvzpmh5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2026 06:06 AM (2sfNr)

49 @44/m: "That frightened me."

That's Numberwang!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

50 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 29, 2026 06:06 AM (Hbeqj)

51 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: He'll be very popular.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 29, 2026 06:08 AM (amcLV)

52 Made it, wasn't sure I would

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 06:08 AM (sgkY8)

53 @47/Biden's Dog: "Dr. Trump has the cure!"

Video needed an ending disclaimer that "Not all patients will respond to TDS treatment" along with this classic moment:

https://youtu.be/NokX-tvqF94

That one never gets old. *snicker*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

54 Made it, wasn't sure I would

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 06:08 AM (sgkY

The destination or the ETA? Or both?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2026 06:11 AM (3Ope8)

55 @52/Skip: "Made it, wasn't sure I would"

Well done, Skip! Conquer Monday.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 06:11 AM (O7YUW)

56 @45/meh: "Reminds me of a song: The Hero of Canton, The Man They Call Jayne.

Obligatory video link:
https://youtu.be/pI-fiGUjAPY

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 29, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)

57 Without a stop anyway.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 06:16 AM (sgkY8)

58 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 29, 2026 06:18 AM (VyBeY)

59 "A perfect world"- A reflection from the International association of Christians and Jews on a portion from the Book of Numbers:

https://tinyurl.com/yrphpuxc

Time for a walk, friends of ASHQ. It is nice to have FenSpouse walking with me now that he has a break from the bus.

May you have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2026 06:23 AM (2sfNr)

60 30 Good morning! Something worth 15 minutes of your time. The subject may be focused on Britain but it's certainly applicable to us. Britain may not be lost, yet.

https://tinyurl.com/4awxjd8w
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2026 05:37 AM (3Ope

That was spot on! A couple of time, I needed captions.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2026 06:24 AM (6wpGE)

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