Mid-Morning Art Thread

Horses in a Meadow
Hilaire-Germain-Edgar De Gas

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Can't see it outside

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2026 09:30 AM (sgkY8)

2 Nice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2026 09:31 AM (FtULh)

3
Horse, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2026 09:31 AM (O0L8i)

4 No boobs, no dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

5 Picked the right title.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

6 I like this

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

7 Pastoral.

Posted by: barbara at July 01, 2026 09:32 AM (Xy+mp)

8 Title checks out.

Kinda fuzzy, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:32 AM (bFu5X)

9 Uh, Dude, you’re doing it wrong. Your head on her back is not going to get her pregnant.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

10 Very nice

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

11 Can’t see the white horse’s head but have a prominent view of his backside… alternate name of painting: The Horse’s Ass

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 09:35 AM (YetvJ)

12 I would like this even better if the horses were wearing tutus.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

13 Guy obviously can't paint horse necks.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2026 09:36 AM (MWfyi)

14 "Backup? Ok."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2026 09:36 AM (diia5)

15 Wilbur?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2026 09:37 AM (jehhT)

16 You can't double hyphenate your first name, bro. Come on. Pick one and run with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:38 AM (Ot/FD)

17 Otherwise known as Edgar Degas. Saw an exhibition of his work at the Philadelphia Museum of Art years ago. It was magnificent.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

18 Steve-Bob-Jim-Joe Smith says you look stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:38 AM (Ot/FD)

19 Horse's ass in a meadow

Posted by: USS Hornet at July 01, 2026 09:38 AM (cVN12)

20 Give it the De Gas!!

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

21 Uh, Dude, you’re doing it wrong. Your head on her back is not going to get her pregnant.
Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:33 AM

The big guy's been friend zoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (bFu5X)

22 I could have been first but I was mowing the ditch. I had to come in from the heat dome for a few minutes.

This painting is murky.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (MWfyi)

23 Sweet painting. Horse buddies.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

24 Just horsing around.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (ibDUx)

25 BLUCHER!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (S8eqI)

26 Mr. Ed Makes a Fren

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (RIvkX)

27 >>Uh, Dude, you’re doing it wrong. Your head on her back is not going to get her pregnant.

Cuddling?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

28 The big guy's been friend zoned.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (bFu5X)

He ain't gettin' saddled with no colt support.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:40 AM (Ot/FD)

29 Certainly different than his ballerinas.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

30 Just horsing around.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM

Neigh, dear lady...that there is tomfoolery.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

31 All Horses Matter

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 09:41 AM (J9Kpb)

32 BLUCHER!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM

Early candidate for threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

33 Where the dancers at?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 01, 2026 09:41 AM (z/ed7)

34 No bewbs.

Posted by: That Guy at July 01, 2026 09:41 AM (HcfrK)

35 >>Neigh, dear lady...that there is tomfoolery.

Don't saddle him with that accusation!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

36 I hope we are not saddled with horse puns on this painting.

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

37 >>Neigh, dear lady...that there is tomfoolery.

Don't saddle him with that accusation!
Posted by: Lizzy

We need to rein in these hose puns.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

38 What is it with Euros and the multiple names? Attention, Euro-fags: You’re not that important.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

39 Neigh, dear lady...that there is tomfoolery.

Don't saddle him with that accusation!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)
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He's just tying to stirrup some trouble.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (HcfrK)

40 36 I hope we are not saddled with horse puns on this painting.
Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

quit trying to stir up trouble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)

41 dammit axeman!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Ot/FD)

42 Why are those smokestacks so tall? Factory in a horse meadow?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (XvL8K)

43 42 Why are those smokestacks so tall? Factory in a horse meadow?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (XvL8K)

If you squint you can just make out where it says "Elmer's".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:44 AM (Ot/FD)

44 Where the dancers at?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 01, 2026 09:41 AM

In the street.

Posted by: Martha & the Vandellas at July 01, 2026 09:44 AM (bFu5X)

45 Why are those smokestacks so tall? Factory in a horse meadow?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (XvL8K)

If you squint you can just make out where it says "Elmer's".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (lJ0H4)

46 >>Neigh, dear lady...that there is tomfoolery.

Don't saddle him with that accusation!
Posted by: Lizzy

We need to rein in these hose puns.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

When a problem comes along, you must whip it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (dK+Kv)

47 Early earworm for those of us 29....

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course"
"And no one can talk to a horse of course"
"That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (jehhT)

48 39, 40.

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (bFu5X)

49 I’m trying to come up with a horse pun, but I’m stalling.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

50 Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (bFu5X)
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What spurred you to say that?

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:46 AM (HcfrK)

51 The colors are so subdued. Horses deserve better.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 01, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)

52 Nice but it would be better if the horses were positioned so that one of their asses weren’t staring you right in the face. The title of that painting could be “Horse’s Ass.’ lol.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 01, 2026 09:46 AM (qLMMh)

53 The longer the thread gets the pressure mounts to come up with a new pun.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (HcfrK)

54 Don't slow trot those comments about horses.

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

55 I’m trying to come up with a horse pun, but I’m stalling.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

*points at horse pun*

Hay!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (dK+Kv)

56 That broken stick branch thing just looks like it's hovering in mid air.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (Ot/FD)

57 The longer the thread gets the pressure mounts to come up with a new pun.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (HcfrK)

It would behoove you to try harder.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (dK+Kv)

58 The horses were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

59 I’m trying to come up with a horse pun, but I’m stalling.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)
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Hay!

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:47 AM (HcfrK)

60 I prefer this to the over reproduced ( imo) ballet dancers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2026 09:48 AM (mzo1Q)

61 If you squint, you can almost see Sarah Jessica Parker in this painting….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 09:48 AM (D2O3S)

62 The horses remind me that Tay Tay is getting married and Travis had better have his Blue Chew ready.

Posted by: All Holes Open For Business at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (K5H/e)

63 Bay needs some groceries.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (afJtY)

64 39 more puns to go to the 100 mark...

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (HcfrK)

65 11, 52 — Elric, I beat you by 41 comments!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (D2O3S)

66 I love the art threads that are so ripe with pun opportunities that you spend an embarrassing amount of time straining at a totally straight comment trying to find where the pun is....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Ot/FD)

67 If you squint, you can almost see Sarah Jessica Parker in this painting….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
__________

And Kamala.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

68 more puns to go to the 100 mark...

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (HcfrK)

Look at the gall up in here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (dK+Kv)

69 The horses remind me that Tay Tay is getting married and Travis had better have his Blue Chew ready.

Posted by: All Holes Open For Business at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (K5H/e)
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Isn't it at Nazi Square Garden?

A place only known for for the Nazi rally in the 20s?

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (HcfrK)

70 The horses remind me that Tay Tay is getting married and Travis had better have his Blue Chew ready.
Posted by: All Holes Open For Business at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM

Over/under on how long it takes for him to become the subject of a song?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (bFu5X)

71 In the mane, horse puns are pintoless.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

72 more puns to go to the 100 mark...
Posted by: Axeman

We'll shoe them in.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:51 AM (lJ0H4)

73 In the mane, horse puns are pintoless.
Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
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I've herd quite a few here, though.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:51 AM (HcfrK)

74 Not one of his busier, urban scenes. This one is relaxing like the horses shown. Everything is soft: the grass, the gentle swell of the land, the slow movement of the barges. Only the horses are solid to focus the attention on them. It's a pleasant scene to enjoy at a relaxing moment.

I've seen several Degas works at the National Gallery. Seeing them in person makes a big difference.

Posted by: JTB at July 01, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

75 I love the art threads that are so ripe with pun opportunities that you spend an embarrassing amount of time straining at a totally straight comment trying to find where the pun is....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Ot/FD)

Let's not be putting the art before the horse puns, people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:52 AM (dK+Kv)

76 I like it... It's soothing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2026 09:53 AM (O3Vxh)

77 Grok thoughts on horse face celebrities:
Sarah Jessica Parker is by far the most commonly cited example in discussions of this (often rude) description.
People frequently point to her long, narrow face shape, prominent chin/jawline, and overall equine-like proportions—especially in memes, forums, and lists about distinctive celebrity faces. She’s embraced her unique look and had massive success with it (e.g., Sex and the City), but the “horse face” label has stuck for decades.
Other frequently mentioned names:
• Taylor Swift: Often listed for her long face and features.
• Celine Dion: Called out in “celebrities who look like horses” threads for her facial structure.
• Hilary Duff and Anna Kendrick: Appear on user-generated “horse face” actor lists.
• Others occasionally mentioned: Hilary Swank, Tori Spelling, and in older threads, figures like Chelsea Clinton or Camilla (though these are more niche or political jabs).

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 09:53 AM (YetvJ)

78 Morning, folks.

This is nice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2026 09:53 AM (gnNyN)

79 No sir, I don't like it.

Posted by: Mr. Horse at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (XvL8K)

80 Look! It's John Kerry!

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (HcfrK)

81
John Kerry walked into a bar, and the bartender asked "Why the long face"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (HcfrK)

82 I've seen several Degas works at the National Gallery. Seeing them in person makes a big difference.
Posted by: JTB

It really does.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (lJ0H4)

83 >>> Taylor Swift: Often listed for her long face and features.

Now I can't unsee it. We've all had blinders on this whole time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (dK+Kv)

84 dagnab work task gettin' in the way.
even if the horse's ass was blocking the view of the other horse, poetic license would have allowed for a less awkward juxtaposition.

Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

85 These puns are unbridled.

Posted by: Oh, no... at July 01, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

86 Swift looks more like a rodent than a horse.

This is known.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM (Ot/FD)

87 Let's not be putting the art before the horse puns, people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:52 AM (dK+Kv)
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Sooo nice.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM (HcfrK)

88 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM (dK+Kv)

89 65 11, 52 — Elric, I beat you by 41 comments!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 09:49 AM (D2O3S)
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The Blade, he is dull today

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (qLMMh)

90 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM

Well...we are Morons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (bFu5X)

91 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM (dK+Kv)
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We're going to have to raise up a new crop.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (HcfrK)

92 AI's bias is showing.

If you make a list of horse-lookin' celebrity 'hos and you don't have AOC on there i don't even know what to say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

93 It's time to put this art thread out to pasture.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (dK+Kv)

94 Sarah Jessica Parker did have a great rack back in the day, though.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

95 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM (dK+Kv)

They shoot horses, don't they?

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2026 09:57 AM (Oy/m2)

96 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:55 AM

Well...we are Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (bFu5X)
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Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-dum.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:57 AM (HcfrK)

97 Where's m to finish by a nose.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:57 AM (dK+Kv)

98 It's time to put this art thread out to pasture.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (dK+Kv)
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I think they will be corralled at 100 posts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:58 AM (HcfrK)

99 Now we're just champing at the bit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (dK+Kv)

100 Enough with the horse play ... on words!

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (HcfrK)

101 Mr. Ed. Everybody remembers Mr. Ed. What a showboat.
But what did he ever do? Did he serve in the Army?
Well, did he?

Posted by: Francis the talking mule at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Now we're just beating a dead horse pun thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

We canter help ourselves.

Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

103 Enough with the horse play ... on words!

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (HcfrK)

Nice.

Whew! That felt like work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM (dK+Kv)

104 In more important news (LL Baseball):

1st game summer ball, we beat our arch-rivals in a back and forth game. Little had a tough, character-building night, twice getting out at 3rd, despite getting on 1st 3/3, with a FC, E, and hard fought BB for the tying RBI in the 6th, which the next batter walked off with a single RBI to end the game 8-7, after which they mobbed the batter.

This arch-rival (largely the team of the same makeup), they had just beat in the Championsjip just two weeks prior.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (dK+Kv)

105 AI's bias is showing.

If you make a list of horse-lookin' celebrity 'hos and you don't have AOC on there i don't even know what to say.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

To be fair, I asked about horse faces… not donkeys haha

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (YetvJ)

106 What was Mr. Ed's first name, anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (Ot/FD)

107 And we thought WE were popular...

Posted by: Fish puns at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

108 MTG wants to create a new party. That will be as popular as a fart in a tightly enclosed space, I'd bet.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (HcfrK)

109 Anna Kendrick, horse-faced? I don’t see it.

I remember that beautiful pic of her lying on the grass that Oregon Muse posted back in the day. Gorgeous woman.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

110 Anna Kendrick, horse-faced? I don’t see it.
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Kinda. But she's got enough pleasing features to pull off the thin face thing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 10:01 AM (HcfrK)

111 Not Nazi enough.

The Nation
@thenation
AOC has never addressed or apologized for her decision to cover for the pro-genocide wing of her party at the DNC in 2024. For her sake, and for the sake of the left’s political future, she needs to do both.

-
The pro-genocide wing of The Nation doesn't think AOC is pro-genocide enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)

112 MTG doesn’t have a horse face, but she does have horse haunches and a horse IQ…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:02 AM (YetvJ)

113 Anna Kendrick, horse-faced? I don’t see it.

I remember that beautiful pic of her lying on the grass that Oregon Muse posted back in the day. Gorgeous woman.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

Same.

And fun and funny, too, which is her main appeal over middling looks and decent body.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:02 AM (dK+Kv)

114 In more important news (LL Baseball continued):
2nd game, we beat our other arch-rivals (hey, it's small rural town America, they're all arch-rivals), 7-4. Little had a great night, starting with a K and ending with an RBI single. He got back on the horse, delivered 2 Ks, giving up 1 BB and 1 run in two innings, and delivered 17 strikes on 31 pitches for 9 batters.

We'd been working on adding some speed to his pitching by changing up some of his mechanics, and I'd asked the coach to hold off pitching him until we could dial it in. Just that morning, everything clicked, he got dialed in over about 10 pitches that we'd allotted for game day practice, and got him tools to get back his accuracy without reverting to old form, while giving him his confidence back.

We'd also been working on his attitude, body language, and composure in the face of setbacks, which was a surprising issue in his first game. On his strikeout, the third out of a 4 run, two out rally, I saw him drop his head and shoulders, then, after a half-second, he made the conscious decision and held his head up, held his shoulders back, and trotted back to the dugout like a boss.

That's what baseball is about.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:02 AM (dK+Kv)

115 And Kamala.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

I thought that was her standing next to the dark horse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 01, 2026 10:03 AM (N39Ws)

116 108 MTG wants to create a new party. That will be as popular as a fart in a tightly enclosed space, I'd bet.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (HcfrK)

We ARE the new party, you picasso looking goon.

Your party is the old GOP of scumbags, scammers, charlatains and camera whores. Go hang out where you belong, and shut your fucking gravy hole while the real people get to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:03 AM (Ot/FD)

117 Horse puns seem to be coming down the home stretch.

Posted by: Groan... at July 01, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

118 MTG wants to create a new party. That will be as popular as a fart in a tightly enclosed space, I'd bet.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (HcfrK)

We ARE the new party, you picasso looking goon.

Your party is the old GOP of scumbags, scammers, charlatains and camera whores. Go hang out where you belong, and shut your fucking gravy hole while the real people get to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:03 AM (Ot/FD)

lol

Quality.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:04 AM (dK+Kv)

119 PONY TIME

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 01, 2026 10:04 AM (J5RCE)

120 Horse fact # 385. A stallion will most always put his neck over a mare's back to see if she is willing. Keeps him from getting kicked or struck from a front foot.The bay is obviously a gelding but some guys always think they are a stud.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2026 10:04 AM (afJtY)

121 Mr. Ed. Everybody remembers Mr. Ed. What a showboat.
But what did he ever do? Did he serve in the Army?
Well, did he?
Posted by: Francis the talking mule at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: SSgt Reckless at July 01, 2026 10:05 AM (bFu5X)

122 Little had a tough, character-building night, twice getting out at 3rd, despite getting on 1st 3/3.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Were either of those the first or third out? Never make the first or third our at third.

Posted by: Mr. Horse at July 01, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)

123 Another one.

27 year old Ethiopian born Muslim invader won a suburban Denver primary yesterday. Her platform: abolish ice, end support to Israel, free everything for everybody. Knocked out a 15 term incumbent.

Posted by: Shit Getting Real at July 01, 2026 10:06 AM (HE7b3)

124 >>>Sarah Jessica Parker is by far the most commonly cited example in discussions of this (often rude) description.
People frequently point to her long, narrow face shape, prominent chin/jawline, and overall equine-like proportions—especially in memes, forums, and lists about distinctive celebrity faces. She’s embraced her unique look and had massive success with it (e.g., Sex and the City), but the “horse face” label has stuck for decades.

She even went along with the joke about her horse face in Ed Wood.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 01, 2026 10:06 AM (8mulE)

125 -
The pro-genocide wing of The Nation doesn't think AOC is pro-genocide enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)

So they want to kick donkey chompers to the curb.... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2026 10:06 AM (O3Vxh)

126 The pony remark:

https://youtu.be/z3ik4qJBoPk

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 01, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

127 Horses in a Meadow, 1871
Hilaire-Germain-Edgar De Gas

Period: Impressionism
Genre: Animal Painting

It's calm and lovely.

It must be very popular because someone, anyone can own a museum-quality reproduction of Horses in a Meadow by Edgar Degas (1871), exclusively hand-painted in oils on linen canvas by European artists with academic training.

Maybe.

Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 01, 2026 10:08 AM (NFX2v)

128 she'll never make it acrost the krik. we'll have to farrier.

Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)

129 These things happen.

California judge only gives one year in county jail to Arab immigrant who killed elderly Jewish man at Israel protest

https://tinyurl.com/mry2y7r8

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Apparently, there was not even an attempt to explain this sweetheart deal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

130 "Mr. Ed. Everybody remembers Mr. Ed. What a showboat.
But what did he ever do? Did he serve in the Army?
Well, did he?
Posted by: Francis the talking mule at July 01, 2026 09:59 AM"
++++

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at July 01, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

131 Ethiopian born Muslim invader won a suburban Denver primary yesterday. Her platform: abolish ice, end support to Israel, free everything for everybody. Knocked out a 15 term incumbent.
Posted by: Shit Getting Real at July 01, 2026 10:06 AM (HE7b3)

Its gone from the 'slowly' to the 'suddenly' stage. Socialists will soon have their own caucus in Congress. Then they will become communist.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (dtRTL)

132 Were either of those the first or third out? Never make the first or third our at third.

Posted by: Mr. Horse at July 01, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)

Neither. First was a force. FC, and they rightly targeted lead runner.

Second time he was pulled by 3B coach and went after initial hesitation, spotting the bal lin the outfield, then coach rightly sent him back. Mix up all around, but that's baseball, and it was first game, with everyone feeling each other out. Little didn't want to not go and disappoint new coach, but in that instance, had his better judgment prevailed, he would not have gotten out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (dK+Kv)

133 Hash stability test

Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (dBsPf)

134 I don't know which of you maniacs is responsible, but I have the Mr. Ed theme song going through my head on a loop.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (PLxDd)

135 Wonder what kind of shenanigans Mr. Ed got up to with Wilbur’s stacked wife.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

136 Hash stability test

Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (dBsPf)

Nope.

It tipped over.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:11 AM (PLxDd)

137 Oh, and second game, we pulled a 6-3-5 double play. You don't see that a lot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:11 AM (dK+Kv)

138 De Gas be flaunting his hyphen privilege.

Posted by: Non-hypenated American at July 01, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)

139 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:11 AM (PLxDd)
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As long as it doesn't disappear and deprive mankind of my witticisms.

Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2026 10:12 AM (dBsPf)

140 The pony remark:

https://youtu.be/z3ik4qJBoPk
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference

Oh, Seinfeld.

Gotta admit I was hoping for a Ginuwine mention or link.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 01, 2026 10:13 AM (z/ed7)

141 Hash stability test

Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (dBsPf)

Nope.

It tipped over.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:11 AM

A good broad-based hookah will fix that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)

142 WNBA Union Refuses to Say if Punching Caitlin Clark in the Throat Is Illegal

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That's a head scratcher all right. I mean, she was going around being all white and everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

143 136 CBD is Hank Johnson?

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

144 Its gone from the 'slowly' to the 'suddenly' stage. Socialists will soon have their own caucus in Congress. Then they will become communist.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
___________

The question is whether this brings them more commie voters vs. the small number of normie dems they run off, and stay home or vote GOP. Splitting just 10% or thereabouts of them off, or having them stay home, would be a net gain for us IMO.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 01, 2026 10:16 AM (XvL8K)

145 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2026 10:16 AM (5rh/l)

146 I like horses but if you paint them I had rather see the front of the horse not the horses butt. So a would not hang for this one.

Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 10:17 AM (IY9No)

147 A moderate is a moderate is a moderate.

Dem Rep. Jayapal Says Moderate Dems Should Embrace Communism, Calls It a “Very Good Trend Nationwide”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

148 WNBA Union Refuses to Say if Punching Caitlin Clark in the Throat Is Illegal

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That's a head scratcher all right. I mean, she was going around being all white and everything.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I wish CC & SC would go European League and the DNBA could go back to not being able to fill a high school gymnasium and cost the NBA $75 million a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2026 10:17 AM (4Agqc)

149 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Flying Green Dildos at July 01, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

150 MTG wants to create a new party.

Every member of the party solemnly promises to remain in Congress only long enough to qualify for the pension while doing as little for the citizens as possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

151 Just another white man stirring up trouble.

Dem Senate Candidate Calls for the Removal of Jefferson’s Memorial

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

152 >>>Horses in a Meadow

Ayup.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:19 AM (6wpGE)

153 Wimbledon, my favorite tennis tournament to watch, is now in full swing. Awesome… almost as fun as the US Open later this summer…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:20 AM (YetvJ)

154 146 I like horses but if you paint them I had rather see the front of the horse not the horses butt. So a would not hang for this one.
Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 10:17 AM
+++

Thereby hangs a tail.

Posted by: B. Shakespeare at July 01, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

155 MTG wants to create a new party.

—

We’re still around. And would love to have her as a member.

Posted by: Coffee Party at July 01, 2026 10:20 AM (HE7b3)

156 I only watched TV Land and MTV as a kid - I love all those stupid ass '60s shows, but even for me, Mr. Ed was TOO dumb.

If you're going to make a dumb show about some nerd with a magic companion, it better be a hot broad with a juicy rack and bangin' ass like Barbara Eden ir Elizabeth Montgomery.

If you're making a dumb show woth a horse co-star, bandits should be getting shot twice an episode.

If you're making a dumb show with a rural theme - same deal as before, luscious jugs need to be in the mix. Eva Gabor, Lori Saunders, etc.

Mr. Ed was a big dumb mess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

157 I think of it like a hockey fight or a football fight.

You swing some fists, it's in the context of the game. No one's ever going to get arrested for that like they would if it was a bar or a grocery store.

Here's a thought experiment.... Imagine if an MMA fighter went nutso and threw a guy into a full on choke, but in between rounds, or after the fight was over. I don't even know how that would be approached. Would it get treated differently than a sucker punch would in the same situation? Would that lead to an actual arrest and charges being filed? I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:21 AM (Ot/FD)

158 All they are saying is give peace a chance.

Iranian Clerics Call for Assassination of Trump and Netanyahu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

159 "If you're making a dumb show with a rural theme - same deal as before, luscious jugs need to be in the mix. Eva Gabor, Lori Saunders, etc.

Mr. Ed was a big dumb mess."
++++
Wow. Who whizzed in your Wheaties?

Posted by: Lassie and Flipper at July 01, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

160 And the nerd's wife on Mr. Ed had a pretty nice rack of lamb. But the whole show was predicated on the nerd skulking around and hiding from his hot wife in that dumb barn with his smart-alecky horse.

FAIL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)

161 When I was a kid we'd often drive by the ALPO plant. There was a pasture with horses. Different horses each time we passed by.

Posted by: Cosda at July 01, 2026 10:24 AM (W5eb2)

162 >horse ass
>by de Gas
One of Neil Tyson's ancestors?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2026 10:25 AM (gKWVE)

163 120 ... "Horse fact # 385. A stallion will most always put his neck over a mare's back to see if she is willing. Keeps him from getting kicked or struck from a front foot.The bay is obviously a gelding but some guys always think they are a stud."

I was hoping to get some horse info from Ben Had and she obliged. The last line, however, is hilarious.

Posted by: JTB at July 01, 2026 10:25 AM (yTvNw)

164 158 All they are saying is give peace a chance.

Iranian Clerics Call for Assassination of Trump and Netanyahu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

Lol.

That's basically been a standing order since the cretins took power half a century ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:25 AM (Ot/FD)

165 Meadow muffins. Just sayin’.

Posted by: Watch Your Step at July 01, 2026 10:25 AM (sUTO1)

166 147 A moderate is a moderate is a moderate.

Dem Rep. Jayapal Says Moderate Dems Should Embrace Communism, Calls It a “Very Good Trend Nationwide”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)
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Jayapal: Oops, did I say Communism?

Posted by: WisRich at July 01, 2026 10:26 AM (G0vdT)

167 Godzilla v. King Kong.

David Strom: The Democratic Civil War: The Organized Crime Democrats Are Losing to the Bolsheviks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

168 Jayapal: Oops, did I say Communism?
Posted by: WisRich at July 01, 2026 10:26 AM (G0vdT)

hehe. "Nationwide", she says.

Our cities are so pathetically provincial.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:26 AM (Ot/FD)

169 That's basically been a standing order since the cretins took power half a century ago.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:25 AM (Ot/FD)

It's a bit more realistic than their demand that Trump be arrested and turned over to them for trial.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (6BjcW)

170 YD, it did have Connie Hines, however.

And, in terms of a (somewhat) magical female companion, everybody always forgets the lovely Juliet Mills from Nanny and the Professor.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

171 "If you're making a dumb show with a rural theme - same deal as before, luscious jugs need to be in the mix. Eva Gabor, Lori Saunders, etc.

Mr. Ed was a big dumb mess."
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I'll be your friend.

Posted by: Flicka at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

172 155 MTG wants to create a new party.

—

We’re still around. And would love to have her as a member.
Posted by: Coffee Party at July 01, 2026 10:20 AM (HE7b3)

Party on, skank!

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (6wpGE)

173
All they are saying is give peace a chance.
Iranian Clerics Call for Assassination of Trump and Netanyahu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury!

Really wish Trump would issue letter of marque for Iranian clerics. Give them some of their own medicine.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (mnRS0)

174 I wonder how much of this wnba “controversy” is real vs manufactured. Theres no doubt anti-white hate by black players exists. But I have a feeling the wnba marketing dept took that base level generic blacks hate whites and amped it up to 11. It worked. People who otherwise didn’t know the wnba exists are talking about it.

Posted by: Coffee Party at July 01, 2026 10:28 AM (HE7b3)

175 171 "If you're making a dumb show with a rural theme - same deal as before, luscious jugs need to be in the mix. Eva Gabor, Lori Saunders, etc.

Mr. Ed was a big dumb mess."
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I'll be your friend.
Posted by: Flicka at July 01, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

hahahahahaha (said so friendly-like)

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:28 AM (6wpGE)

176 134 I don't know which of you maniacs is responsible, but I have the Mr. Ed theme song going through my head on a loop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (PLxDd)

Of course, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Id at July 01, 2026 10:29 AM (GcWsw)

177 158 All they are saying is give peace a chance.

Iranian Clerics ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

Peas. Whirled peas.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:29 AM (6wpGE)

178 What was Mr. Ed's first name, anyway?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (Ot/FD)

His offstage name was Bamboo Harvester. Really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

179 176 134 I don't know which of you maniacs is responsible, but I have the Mr. Ed theme song going through my head on a loop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (PLxDd)

Of course, of course.
Posted by: Mr. Id at July 01, 2026 10:29 AM (GcWsw)

Many, many, many golf claps, Mr. Id.
My goodness, that's good.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:30 AM (6wpGE)

180 His offstage name was Bamboo Harvester. Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

Was he one of the Back Bay Harvesters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (u/oMr)

181 Wonder how YD feels about My Mother the Car.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

182 MTG's new party can combine her Depp abiding love of the nation and all tings national, with socialism and Jew hate. It would need a catchy name though.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (ouWD3)

183 178 What was Mr. Ed's first name, anyway?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:00 AM (Ot/FD)

His offstage name was Bamboo Harvester. Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

Then, Harvey?

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (6wpGE)

184
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mr. Ed

Posted by: Blame me at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

185 I think it's safe to say at this point that the prevailing theme of american partisan politics recently has been the death of anti-ideology.

The Republicans jettisoned conservatism and replaced it with a jobs program for frauds. They're being handily supplanted by MAGA now.

The Democrats jettisoned liberalism and trade unionism and replaced it with.... Bidenism? I don't know what you'd call it, but it's hollow, self-serving, and only differentiated by the Republican trajectory in its sheer brazen chutzpah. And, lo and behold, they are being supplanted by outright, unabashed Communists.

The people want to stand for something. The people want YOU to stand for something. You have to give them something more than Free Shit and Sound Bites. Even if what you give them is outright Evil, they'll accept that so long as you give them something to sink their teeth into.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:32 AM (Ot/FD)

186 182 MTG's new party can combine her Depp abiding love of the nation and all tings national, with socialism and Jew hate. It would need a catchy name though.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (ouWD3)

The Shovel-Faced Retards of America?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:33 AM (Ot/FD)

187 Yes autocorrect I was trying to talk about Johnny Depp in the middle of a regular sentence. So don't change it to deep or anything, just capitalize it and move on.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:33 AM (ouWD3)

188 > All they are saying is give peace a chance.
Iranian Clerics Call for Assassination of Trump and Netanyahu
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Drop a rack of 2000lb bombs on a mosque every day until they either shut the fuck up or surrender.

The mosques probably hold the majority of their weapons anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2026 10:33 AM (jehhT)

189 Here's a thought experiment.... Imagine if an MMA fighter went nutso and threw a guy into a full on choke, but in between rounds, or after the fight was over. I don't even know how that would be approached. Would it get treated differently than a sucker punch would in the same situation? Would that lead to an actual arrest and charges being filed? I don't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:21 AM (Ot/FD)

Kermit Washington infamously punched Rudy Tomjonavic in an NBA game, fractured his skull and nearly killed him. Washington got suspended for 60 games and a mere $10K fine. Happened in 1977… no criminal charges

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:33 AM (D2O3S)

190 Ehh, MTG's probably been here already.

Posted by: Foam Party at July 01, 2026 10:34 AM (gKWVE)

191 The Democrats jettisoned liberalism and trade unionism and replaced it with.... Bidenism? I don't know what you'd call it, but it's hollow, self-serving, and only differentiated by the Republican trajectory in its sheer brazen chutzpah.

Bidenism is just Obamaism with a more deteriorated brain.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

192 The Democrats "replaced" their thing with communism. What did "Biden" do differently than "Kamala" would have. Hell, look at his SC appt and prosecution of pro-lifers etc.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:35 AM (ouWD3)

193 Sooooo … today we get to view a LITERAL horse's ass … ? Yay.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 01, 2026 10:35 AM (ayRl+)

194 "Kermit Washington infamously punched Rudy Tomjonavic in an NBA game, fractured his skull and nearly killed him. Washington got suspended for 60 games and a mere $10K fine. Happened in 1977… no criminal charges"
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Pfffft...

Posted by: Orenthal James Simpson at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

195 What I'm saying is there's no such thing as Bidenism. A figurehead to help continue the Long March.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (ouWD3)

196 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Never been a fan of De Gas. This painting is one reason why.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (2WIwB)

197 Kermit Washington infamously punched Rudy Tomjonavic in an NBA game, fractured his skull and nearly killed him. Washington got suspended for 60 games and a mere $10K fine. Happened in 1977… no criminal charges
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:33 AM (D2O3S)

If memory serves, and it might not in this case, there was a hockey player who was charged with assault for hitting another player in the face with his stick. I believe the charges were dropped, though, as it happened in Canada and witnesses said that he apologized immediately after.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

198 196 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Never been a fan of De Gas. This painting is one reason why.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (2WIwB)

H8er.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:37 AM (6wpGE)

199 Bidenism is just Obamaism with a more deteriorated brain.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

Cargo Cult Obamaism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:37 AM (Ot/FD)

200 200

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:37 AM (6wpGE)

201 "Cargo Cult Obamaism."

We're currently running a sale. Could we show you something in a Hakeem Jeffries?

Posted by: TEMU at July 01, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

202 >>If memory serves, and it might not in this case, there was a hockey player who was charged with assault for hitting another player in the face with his stick. I believe the charges were dropped, though, as it happened in Canada and witnesses said that he apologized immediately after.

More recently, a skater slashed the neck of another player, who died.
No charges.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:39 AM (X8xt3)

203 195 What I'm saying is there's no such thing as Bidenism. A figurehead to help continue the Long March.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (ouWD3)

That's kind of the salient feature of "Bidenism", though, isn't it?

They just waltz in and take what they want, forgetting that there's a lot more things you have to do to maintain the ability to do that. They were too stupid to realize all the work that went in to building the apparatus they used to become who they are, they just took it as their birthright.

Like spoiled aristocrats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:39 AM (Ot/FD)

204 182 MTG's new party can combine her Depp abiding love of the nation and all tings national, with socialism and Jew hate. It would need a catchy name though.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:31 AM (ouWD3)

How about:

Bleached blond, bleached blond
Give me your hand

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:39 AM (6wpGE)

205 MTG wants to create a new party.

==

Based on what, exactly? The Glorious Peoples' Rejected Politicians Nobody Wants To Vote For Anymore?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2026 10:40 AM (qBdHI)

206 H8er.
Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:37 AM (6wpGE)

Yup.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2026 10:41 AM (2WIwB)

207 26 Mr. Ed Makes a Fren
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2026 09:39 AM (RIvkX)

; )

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:41 AM (6wpGE)

208 "...charged with assault for hitting another player in the face with his stick. I believe the charges were dropped, though, as it happened in Canada and witnesses said that he apologized immediately after."
+++
You gotta get the movie rights.

Posted by: Nancy Kerrigan at July 01, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

209 >> What I'm saying is there's no such thing as Bidenism. A figurehead to help continue the Long March.

This.
What Biden said in his final years were catch phrases he had uttered all his like, pablum such as "everybody deserves a fair shake!" Didn't require thought, just a sort of muscle memory - put him on stage at a dais and he spits these phrases automatically.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:42 AM (X8xt3)

210 The Glorious Peoples' Rejected Politicians Nobody Wants To Vote For Anymore?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2026 10:40 AM (qBdHI)

Now that's just cruel.

Posted by: Diana DeGette at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

211 195 What I'm saying is there's no such thing as Bidenism. A figurehead to help continue the Long March.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:36 AM (ouWD3)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM (6wpGE)

212 >>MTG wants to create a new party.

MTG's retirement plans fell through, apparently. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM (X8xt3)

213 >>The Glorious Peoples' Rejected Politicians Nobody Wants To Vote For Anymore?

"Hey! No labels!"
-- The No Labels Party

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:44 AM (X8xt3)

214 MTG's retirement plans fell through, apparently. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM (X8xt3)

Maybe not enough income to live in Costa Rica as an expat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:45 AM (1z8ji)

215 214 MTG's retirement plans fell through, apparently. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM (X8xt3)

Maybe not enough income to live in Costa Rica as an expat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:45 AM (1z8ji)

Just imagine all the taxes she must owe right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:45 AM (Ot/FD)

216 Wikipedia

Marjorie Taylor was born in Milledgeville, Georgia, on May 27, 1974, the daughter of Robert Taylor.

She graduated from South Forsyth High School in Cumming, Georgia, in 1992, and the University of Georgia with a Bachelor of Business Administration in 1996.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:46 AM (6wpGE)

217 > MTG wants to create a new party.
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Probably paid too much for her Costa Rician getaway. Needs a new grift stream. Thought her pension would pay the bills down there.... guess not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2026 10:46 AM (jehhT)

218 Joe makes Bidenisms in his pants on a regular basis.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

219 The Glorious Peoples' Rejected Politicians Nobody Wants To Vote For Anymore?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2026 10:40 AM

Now that's just cruel.
Posted by: Diana DeGette at July 01, 2026 10:43 AM
+++
Call me.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)

220 Old school Dems aren’t communists they’re criminals. Much like many Republicans. They just want to get paid. Ideology is only for vote getting.

The Mamdani wing is the real deal. They’ll put you up against the wall because they believe in the cause.

Posted by: Coffee Party at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (HE7b3)

221 Bachelor of Business Administration in 1996

Oh. A bullshit artist!

Posted by: History Of The World #1 at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (gKWVE)

222 188 but only if the mosque was never (could never be reconverted) a temple or church.

Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

223 >>Call me.
Posted by: Marianne Williamson

Call me, too, after I've finished helping Talarico!

Posted by: Serious Conservative Jeff Flake at July 01, 2026 10:48 AM (X8xt3)

224 Wikipedia MTG

This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably.

When this tag was added, its readable prose size was 12,280 words.

Consider splitting content into sub-articles, condensing it, or adding subheadings.

(June 2026)

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:48 AM (6wpGE)

225 180 His offstage name was Bamboo Harvester. Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

Was he one of the Back Bay Harvesters?

prolly one of the international harvesters

Posted by: anachronda at July 01, 2026 10:50 AM (oY6Yp)

226 188 but only if the mosque was never (could never be reconverted) a temple or church.
Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

I doubt many mosques in Iran are converted temples or churches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

227 I had a particular crush on Lori Saunders as a kid. My older brother was always saying how she's an old lady now, but she wasn't looking old on my TV. Man was she ever hot. 10/10.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2026 10:52 AM (BI5O2)

228 >>> MTG wants to create a new ~~party~~ grift.

Fixed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:52 AM (dK+Kv)

229 I doubt many mosques in Iran are converted temples or churches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

Usually they become Asian massage parlors.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:52 AM (ExV1e)

230 134 I don't know which of you maniacs is responsible, but I have the Mr. Ed theme song going through my head on a loop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2026 10:10 AM (PLxDd)

I'm guessing ...

47 Early earworm for those of us 29....

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course"
"And no one can talk to a horse of course"
"That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2026 09:45 AM (jehhT)

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:52 AM (6wpGE)

231 212 >>MTG wants to create a new party.

MTG's retirement plans fell through, apparently. . .
Posted by: Lizzy
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This is all related to Massie running for president in 2028 as a spoiler. The Libertarian party no longer functions much that way as they have been captured by left wing wackadoodles.

Posted by: whig at July 01, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

232 Bachelor of Business Administration in 1996

Oh. A bullshit artist!

Posted by: History Of The World #1 at July 01, 2026 10:47 AM (gKWVE)

Bachelor of Bullshit Artistry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 10:53 AM (dK+Kv)

233 Mr. Ed for President 2028!

Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 10:54 AM (IY9No)

234 I especially liked when any outsider came by and Mr. Ed would look so innocent and would not talk.

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:54 AM (6wpGE)

235 Susa still has the Tomb of Daniel. That's as far as I know the most important converted shrine in Iran.
I think most Zoroastrian fire-temples were simply torn down.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2026 10:54 AM (gKWVE)

236 203 They just waltz in and take what they want, forgetting that there's a lot more things you have to do to maintain the ability to do that.

hmm.... *scribbles note* "waltzin' my tilde", a song about em-dashes.

oh, chatgpt!

Posted by: anachronda at July 01, 2026 10:54 AM (oY6Yp)

237 226 was thinking crusades and all. seems like they went back and forth alot.

Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

238 This is all related to Massie running for president in 2028 as a spoiler. The Libertarian party no longer functions much that way as they have been captured by left wing wackadoodles.
Posted by: whig at July 01, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

So you want Democrats to control the government but can't bring yourself to vote for them? Vote for the Lifelong Republican Patriot Grifter Party!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 01, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

239 Old school Dems aren’t communists they’re criminals
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They're the same picture.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2026 10:56 AM (ouWD3)

240 The Paolo is not at all, how you say, impressed with this or any horse. No impressed by horse….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 01, 2026 10:56 AM (YetvJ)

241 prolly one of the international harvesters
Posted by: anachronda at July 01, 2026 10:50 AM (oY6Yp)

Must be the case.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 10:57 AM (Ot/FD)

242 237. The Crusades never made it to Persia.

Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

243 Horse puns seem to be coming down the home stretch.
Posted by: Groan

With only a few minutes before the next post, this won't last furlong.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 01, 2026 10:58 AM (w9Wax)

244 Looking up the Tomb of Daniel. It's wild.
Apparently they had two communities on either side of the Choaspes river so the poor side, which didn't have the tomb, got a deal to carry Daniel's corpse over to that side every other year to partake in his blessings.
The Seljuks when they conquered Susa decided this was silly and disrespectful, so they put his body on the bridge.
Anyway so the original tomb is who-knows-what-or-where.
AOP's question still stands.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2026 10:58 AM (gKWVE)

245 de Gas painting horse's ass
I like , pastoral
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2026 10:58 AM (dcxJn)

246 Wikipedia:

Before the theme song begins, the sound of Mr. Ed whinnying is heard before Mr. Ed's human voice is heard saying "Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

The theme starts out with the famous lyrics "A horse is a horse/Of course, of course."

Posted by: m at July 01, 2026 10:58 AM (6wpGE)

247 241 prolly one of the international harvesters
Posted by: anachronda at July 01, 2026 10:50 AM (oY6Yp)

Must be the case.

oh, deere. another punfest?

Posted by: anachronda at July 01, 2026 10:59 AM (oY6Yp)

248 Here's one for AOP: Mosque of the Prophet Daniel in Kirkuk. It used to be a synagogue.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2026 11:00 AM (gKWVE)

249 No equestriennes? Bah.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 01, 2026 11:00 AM (qA8eD)

250 Must be the case.

oh, deere. another punfest?
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Massive

Posted by: Ferguson at July 01, 2026 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)

251 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2026 11:02 AM (dK+Kv)

252 "MTG wants to create a new party."

speaking of talking horse's asses.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2026 11:02 AM (MWfyi)

253 These things happen.

California judge only gives one year in county jail to Arab immigrant who killed elderly Jewish man at Israel protest

https://tinyurl.com/mry2y7r8

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Apparently, there was not even an attempt to explain this sweetheart deal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 01, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

Hence the making of "Citizen Vigilante".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 01, 2026 11:03 AM (5xuJ/)

254 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2026 11:03 AM (4Agqc)

255 MTG's retirement plans fell through, apparently. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Please. She’s got a gold plated retirement via Congress, adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 01, 2026 11:05 AM (qA8eD)

256 I try to be at least somewhat of a God fearing person, but honestly I can't fathom that God would be a stickler about bombing the crap out of a pile of rocks and lumber that maybe once long ago was a church or a temple, but has been defiled by goatfucking death cultists for centuries since, *especially* if that straining at gnats over purity and protocol means *not* killing the motherfuckers who seek to prey on His flock, and defile His houses of worship towards that very end.

Wherever two or more goatfuckers are gathered against His name, it ain't a church anymore. So let 'er rip. This isn't a Highlander movie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2026 11:06 AM (Ot/FD)

257 235 thanks.
256 whew. my first thought was hagia sophia and i sort of made some assumptions.
i'm even worser at math.

Posted by: cmeat at July 01, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)

258 Racist horses. Races Horses. Ray’s cis horses.

Can’t decide.

Posted by: epador at July 01, 2026 11:49 AM (YrEbc)

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