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The Supreme Court Defends Its Bruen Decision, Refusing Hawaii's Insistence That the "Spirit of Aloha" Overrides the 2nd Amendment

Hawaii claims "the spirit of Aloha" allows them to do a lot of things, like discriminate in favor of native-born Hawaiians over newcomers. Maybe this will serve as a precedent for a ruling knocking down that racial discrimination.

But for the moment, the Supreme Court has ruled that Hawaii's "spirit of Aloha" does not grant the racist state
special license to deny American citizens their second amendment rights.

And the states of California, Maryland, NJ, and NY will likewise have to accept that the Supreme Court meant what it said when it reaffirmed that Americans generally have the right to self-defense.


The Supreme Court on Thursday struck down a Hawaii law that makes it a crime for gun owners to bring their guns onto private property that is open to the public unless they have the property owner's specific consent. In Wolford v. Lopez, by a vote of 6-3, the justices agreed with a group of Maui residents with concealed-carry permits that the law violates the Second Amendment's guarantee of the right to bear arms.

Thursday's decision will have an impact not only in Hawaii, but also in four other states -- California, Maryland, New York, and New Jersey -- with similar laws.

In his 24-page opinion for the court, Justice Samuel Alito wrote that the law "hobbles what the Second Amendment protects: the right of Americans to carry arms for self-defense as they go about their daily lives." Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who dissented, countered that the law "fairly applies a first principle of property law--the right to exclude--and does no harm to the Second Amendment."

Hawaii passed the law in 2023, just under one year after the Supreme Court's decision in New York State Rifle & Pistol Association v. Bruen. In Bruen, the court invalidated a New York handgun-licensing law that required state residents who wanted to carry a handgun in public to show that they had a special need to defend themselves. The court also made clear that the Second Amendment protects a broad right to carry a handgun outside the home for self-defense. In his opinion for the majority in Bruen, Justice Clarence Thomas emphasized that courts should uphold gun restrictions only if they are "consistent with the Nation's historical tradition of firearm regulation."

Before Hawaii's ban could go into effect, three Maui residents with concealed-carry permits, as well as a local gun-rights group, went to federal court to challenge the law. A federal appeals court upheld the ban, finding that there was likely "a national tradition ... of prohibiting the carrying of firearms on private property without the owner's oral or written consent."

The challengers then went to the Supreme Court, asking the justices to weigh in. The court agreed to do so in October and heard oral argument in January.

On Thursday, the Supreme Court reversed. Alito found it clear that the Hawaii law fell within "the plain text of the Second Amendment" and was therefore "presumptively unconstitutional." "No party," he wrote, "disputes that" the challengers in the case "are among 'the people' protected by the Second Amendment or that they seek to 'bear,' i.e., to carry, 'arms.'" Alito stressed that the Hawaii law "unquestionably imposed a new and significant burden on the exercise of the right" to bear arms.

He acknowledged that under the Hawaii law, property owners can still "admit or exclude" gun owners "who are carrying guns for self-defense." But the difference between the Hawaii law and the default rule elsewhere in the country -- that gun owners with concealed-carry permits can enter private property open to the public "unless expressly prohibited from doing so" -- "will determine where carry-permit holders may lawfully carry firearms," Alito said, when "the owner either pays no attention or does not care about such issues."

Note that the Court says that property owners can in fact exclude guns from their property -- but the state can't make it a crime to bring guns to someone's property, if that property owner hasn't said anything about guns either way.


The key question before the court, in his view, was whether there was a history of similar regulations in early U.S. and English history. Alito first rejected Hawaii's contention that, "whatever the situation in other parts of the country, in Hawaii, opening private property to the public" does not give permission to bring a gun onto that property. Alito countered that "the Second Amendment has the same meaning in all parts of the United States," where there is "'overwhelming evidence'" of "an 'enduring American tradition permitting public carry.'"

...

Alito also strongly spurned the state's reliance on "an 1865 Louisiana statute that made it unlawful 'for any person or persons to carry fire-arms on the premises or plantations of any citizens,'" without the owner's consent, calling it "remarkable." That law was "neither widespread nor widely accepted," Alito contended, and in any event, it was adopted as part of the "so-called Black Codes" to discriminate against formerly enslaved people in the wake of the Civil War. "Hawaii's claim that this tainted artifact illuminates the original understanding of the right to keep and bear arms cannot be taken seriously."

Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:33 PM




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1 Blade.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:34 PM (dK+Kv)

2
Sponge is defeated, even in defeat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:34 PM (XJ22o)

3 We trade Hawaii for cash with Japan.

Deal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 25, 2026 04:35 PM (EtuJi)

4 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2026 04:35 PM (IChWT)

5 Aloha!

Posted by: Mr Hand at June 25, 2026 04:35 PM (2UnvF)

6 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

======

"What can be better than citing the codes of black people?"
-KBJ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 25, 2026 04:36 PM (EtuJi)

7 Dan 'em, Booko.

Posted by: McGarrett at June 25, 2026 04:36 PM (CJnkZ)

8 Aloha Akbar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:36 PM (IMjbr)

9 Ace, see also Former Giants First Baseman Aubrey Huff nuclear truth bomb on all the gay cocksuckers tying to mob Buster Posey over the MLB prayer dust up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)

10 Stinkin haole.

Posted by: Obama-appointed Hawaiian Judge at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (n9eFH)

11 That's a win, at least.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (N1DT3)

12 "Thursday's decision will have an impact not only in Hawaii, but also in four other states -- California, Maryland, New York, and New Jersey -- with similar laws."


Awwww.
California, Maryland, New York and New Jersey!!!???!!??

We're all going to have the sadzzzz.

Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)

13 I think they already sold Hawaii to Japan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (IMjbr)

14 "Thursday's decision will have an impact not only in Hawaii, but also in four other states -- California, Maryland, New York, and New Jersey -- with similar laws."

Awwww.
California, Maryland, New York and New Jersey!!!???!!??

We're all going to have the sadzzzz.

Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)

That's good and all. We need AR and standard capacity magazine relief

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (dK+Kv)

15 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:33 PM

Well, the Democrats are fairly consistent on wanting to deny people's rights.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (N1DT3)

16 They still shaking down astronomers over their mountain? Because everyone knows the Polynesians built that mountain.
Hawaii needs to decide if it is going to be a native reservation or a state. Or the 49 other states need to make that decision for it.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (gKWVE)

17 Listen to this while you read the story:

https://youtu.be/AepyGm9Me6w

Posted by: Chin Ho Fung Kam at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (CJnkZ)

18 15 Well, the Democrats are fairly consistent on wanting to deny people's rights.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (N1DT3)

======

"At least Democrats don't want to deny my right to exist!"
-trans

"At least Democrats don't want to deny my right to keep my wife in a burka!"
-Muslim

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (EtuJi)

19 I see your "Sprit of Aloha" and raise you a "Spirit of 1776"

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (JW6Az)

20 How high would it be on the RAYCISS! scale to uh, reserve one or two of the smaller islands as 'native'-only and the rest are for all other 'Muricans?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (R+iUD)

21 OK I had to look it up. Fudge!

9 Ace, see also Former Giants First Baseman Aubrey Huff nuclear truth bomb on all the gay cocksuckers tying to mob Buster Posey over the MLB prayer dust up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)
----------------------------
Aubrey Huff
@aubrey_huff
·
Jun 24
I can pretty much guarantee you I know exactly what Buster wants to say about having to answer irrelevant non-Baseball questions that pertain to the sexual preference within the LGBTQ fudge packing community.

You know how I know what he wants to say? Because it’s exactly what I, & most every single player, coach, & front office executive who were part of the
@SFGiants
World Series dynasty teams that brought the city 3 World Series titles in 5 years would say. And say confidently into the camera…..

“I’m not wearing this gay bullshit. Queers don’t watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don’t like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (kX27y)

22 I think they already sold Hawaii to Japan.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (IMjbr)

Sadly, they haven't- it would be a massive upgrade.

In many places, Hawaii feels like the third world. MASSIVE opulence, right next to boarded up shacks.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (N1DT3)

23
>>it was adopted as part of the "so-called Black Codes" to discriminate against formerly enslaved people in the wake of the Civil War.

===============

I've heard that gun control originates in Democrats not wanting freed slaves or Black people in general to have guns.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

24 They still shaking down astronomers over their mountain? Because everyone knows the Polynesians built that mountain.
Hawaii needs to decide if it is going to be a native reservation or a state. Or the 49 other states need to make that decision for it.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 04:38 PM (gKWVE)

Asians are the majority in HI and I doubt they'd be happy with is becoming a reservation.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:40 PM (N1DT3)

25 There's video meme of Supergirl looking like a more feral version of the feral boy in Mad Max. The gag is people are too terrified of her to be rescued.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 25, 2026 04:40 PM (wBaIH)

26 Jack Lord was the true “spirit of aloha.”

“Book ‘em, Danno.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 25, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

27 >>> 23
>>it was adopted as part of the "so-called Black Codes" to discriminate against formerly enslaved people in the wake of the Civil War.

===============

I've heard that gun control originates in Democrats not wanting freed slaves or Black people in general to have guns.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

Yes, it most certainly fucking was exactly that, and iirc the NRA was the response from some former Union soldiers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 25, 2026 04:41 PM (R+iUD)

28 I think they already sold Hawaii to Japan.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:37 PM (IMjbr)

Sadly, they haven't- it would be a massive upgrade.

In many places, Hawaii feels like the third world. MASSIVE opulence, right next to boarded up shacks.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (N1DT3)

All we need is a Hawaiian map for Tropico 7.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 04:43 PM (qx7Zg)

29 There's video meme of Supergirl looking like a more feral version of the feral boy in Mad Max. The gag is people are too terrified of her to be rescued.

I can see that. Also, you'd think they'd have been a bit more careful to ensure their Supergirl cup didn't look like an uncircumcised penis.

https://is.gd/wcGty0

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)

30 Yes, it most certainly fucking was exactly that, and iirc the NRA was the response from some former Union soldiers.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 25, 2026 04:41 PM (R+iUD)

While it would be nice for it to have been about making sure free blacks can defend themselves, IIRC, it was founded because they saw the absolutely deplorable state of the union soldiers and their familiarity with firearms.

They wanted to make sure that the next time a war happened, we'd have a populace that already knew how to handle arms.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

31 Why doesn't Dole take better care of their islands?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:44 PM (IMjbr)

32 Haoling mad

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 04:44 PM (Cqx++)

33 >>it was adopted as part of the "so-called Black Codes" to discriminate against formerly enslaved people in the wake of the Civil War.

===============

I've heard that gun control originates in Democrats not wanting freed slaves or Black people in general to have guns.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

And after a time, ironically, open carry was considered the more civilized thing to do, up until about the time when the Black Panthers got all uppity and started "provocatively" protesting while armed, which ushered in the era of concealed carry becoming the more civilized option.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:45 PM (dK+Kv)

34 I'm happy that supergirl was able to walk again. She is a good boy!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 25, 2026 04:45 PM (3uBP9)

35 Gov Newsome stated today that PG&E are bills set to skyrocket bringing misery for 16 million across California unless we invest Billions into Hamster Power for electricity.

Over 5 years period California will shut down all oil and coal electrical power plants in favor of Hamster power. The first Hamster powered plant is set to come online in 2027.

The Hamster wheels will also be manufactured recycled materials.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 25, 2026 04:45 PM (sn7B/)

36 Previous decision was totally contrary to the "Spirit of Aloha".

The State has some holdover from old Hawaiian Law.

One being 'equal access' - Even the King could not block peasants from their land if they (peasant) want to go to the mountain or the sea.
The modern way is to have clearly designated 'beach access' from public roads or let the unclean masses trapse through your beautiful resort. (A lot of hotels did let folks pass through from street to beach rather than giving a designated access lane).
Not many wanted to go to the mountain... unless you just washed up on the beach... so it works both ways.

So, even using Hawaiian Law, the original decision was pure BS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (/lPRQ)

37 OT: Seneca the Elder, unwrapped
scrollprize.org/pdf/main.pdf

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)

38
It is kind of funny that California businesses will now have to find space somewhere on their windows full of notices about the cancerous effects of hairspray, cigarette smoke, sunlight, artificial light, leisure suits, oxygen, and kale dust, Certified Assistance Dogs Only, license to do nails, etc and add a note that guns are banned on the premises.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (XJ22o)

39 Don't hold back, Aubrey!

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (JW6Az)

40 TV slut covers her legs during adopt a dog segment.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (Kt19C)

41 All hell broke loose when they realized that there wasn't an Hawaiian judge on the SCOTUS

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2026 04:47 PM (RHGPo)

42
Why doesn't Dole take better care of their islands?
Posted by: Boss Moss

=============

It's up-side down logic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:48 PM (XJ22o)

43 Judge Pakalolo Mahu hardest hit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 04:48 PM (IG3/x)

44 I think this opinion has the potential to hit even harder than it does on the surface (and not just with the 2nd Amendment).

Let's look at the 1st Amendment for a moment. In California, an employer has the ability to fire you for not using a person's preferred pronouns. They support this under California’s Fair Employment and Housing Act (FEHA), gender expression is fully protected. And yet, that contradicts the 1st Amendment via someone who does not accept "transgender" or multiple genders, or plural pronouns as applicable. One could hold their opinion based on grammar, religion, common sense, or factual biology...and as your opinion, your 1st Amendment rights protect you. California is, basically, altering the 1st Amendment, as Hawaii was altering the 2nd Amendment, are they not?

Posted by: Orson at June 25, 2026 04:48 PM (dIske)

45 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

------------

During African-American Transgender Genocide Vengeance Pride Month of Rage? Really Hawaii??? Be better ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 04:48 PM (FGAbQ)

46 Where is Senator Hirohito?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 04:49 PM (IMjbr)

47 okay, p herc 1667 isn't Seneca. it's Aristocreon, some Stoic disciple of Chrysippus.
But these scrolls from Herculaneum are being unwrapped.
source scrollprize.org/firstscroll

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

48 46 Where is Senator Hirohito?

Climbing Mount Niitaka.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

49 Buddy of my was stationed on Hawaii back in the 90s, he says the "Spirit of Aloha" is them telling non-natives goodbye and good-riddance. He says they were the most racist people he has encountered in his travels.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2026 04:50 PM (dvvVb)

50 >.>.>... Thomas emphasized that courts should uphold gun restrictions only if they are "consistent with the Nation's historical tradition of firearm regulation."
--

Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 04:52 PM (vPv7/)

51 > 25 There's video meme of Supergirl looking like a more feral version of the feral boy in Mad Max. The gag is people are too terrified of her to be rescued.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 25, 2026 04:40 PM (wBaIH)

At least this Supergirl is a Walmart 5 rather than a hard zero, which is what one would've expected. Not a Helen Slater, by any means, but reasonable.


All the 500 pound handicapped black lesbians must've been busy when the casting call went out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 04:52 PM (IG3/x)

52 "Spirit of Aloha" is one of the most retarded statements ever made in a legal opinion.

But it'll never dethrone "sweet mysteries of the night."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 04:53 PM (73/SM)

53 That Caitlin Clarke picture where she has been knocked to the ground and some nominally female beast is punching her in the neck almost looks like a renaissance painting

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

54 49 Buddy of my was stationed on Hawaii back in the 90s, he says the "Spirit of Aloha" is them telling non-natives goodbye and good-riddance. He says they were the most racist people he has encountered in his travels.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2026 04:50 PM (dvvVb)
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They are in Molokai, where there are few tourists and mostly 'natives' on the dole. Openly hostile to us when we were there.

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 04:53 PM (kX27y)

55
California is, basically, altering the 1st Amendment, as Hawaii was altering the 2nd Amendment, are they not?
Posted by: Orson

==============

The left always arrogates the right to pick winners and losers. Transy-pansy has a strong desire for you to say "she/her"; you have a strong desire not to. Guess who wins?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:54 PM (XJ22o)

56 It’s not just defending Bruen. If you read the opinion and especially the dissent it is specifically about unalienable rights articulated in the Constitution. The dissent, especially that idiot KJB and to a degree Sotomayor basically argue that factors such as the “Aloha Spirit” supersede the Constitution and in particular rights guaranteed in The Bill of Rights.

Their job is to rule on Constitutional issues and here they are, out in the open, deliberately trying to subvert it.

The Democrat Party has become nothing more than a skin suit being worn by the enemies of our democratic republic.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 04:54 PM (ul/50)

57 > It is kind of funny that California businesses will now have to find space somewhere on their windows full of notices
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (XJ22o)

I want to see a notice that says "Caution: contains Marxism. Known to anyone with any common sense to cause slavery, starvation, and mass murder." Schools, leftist churches, government offices...


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 04:54 PM (IG3/x)

58 49 Buddy of my was stationed on Hawaii back in the 90s, he says the "Spirit of Aloha" is them telling non-natives goodbye and good-riddance. He says they were the most racist people he has encountered in his travels.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2026 04:50 PM (dvvVb)

I remember one night here, someone commented on how he was treated in High School in Hawaii, and it was brutal, Teachers didn't care, Students didn't care and turned a blind eye, I think the only thing that saved him was he got to a school that was majority military kids.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 25, 2026 04:55 PM (ubCxQ)

59 "Spirit of Aloha" is one of the most retarded statements ever made in a legal opinion.

But it'll never dethrone "sweet mysteries of the night."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 04:53 PM (73/SM)

penumenations and emanumbras

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 04:55 PM (dK+Kv)

60 Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?


Maybe he's referring to a "Well-regulated militia" being fully armed and outfitted.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 04:55 PM (JW6Az)

61 Prediction: The prevalence of gun violence in those businesses that post "No Guns" signs will an order of magnitude larger than those that don't.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 25, 2026 04:56 PM (bNf8H)

62 They see their citizens as slaves. Whites are les than slaves.

QED.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 25, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

63 According to a friend who spent some time there, there's a park in (I think) Honolulu that's informally known as "Kill-a-Haole Park".

Not the best place for a non-native to hang out.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 04:56 PM (IG3/x)

64
It's no secret that the native Hawaiians are pretty racist against everyone that isn't them. And the state government panders to that. What complicates that a bit is that the historic Hawaiian culture was racially differentiated. There were ordinary subjects that were shorter and darker, and a ruling aristocracy that was taller and lighter. The aristocracy had the power of instant arbitrary life and death over the lower class.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (VWtfl)

65 >.>.>... Thomas emphasized that courts should uphold gun restrictions only if they are "consistent with the Nation's historical tradition of firearm regulation."
--

Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?

Posted by: Braenyard
==

Slave Codes -

Can't be letting some Masters let their slaves have guns and hunt etc. So Democrats passed laws that said a Master cannot let his slaves have guns.

Citing old laws saying (only) slaves can be prevented from bearing guns is not a good look for the prohibitionists.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (/lPRQ)

66 Liberals on the court have very loudly and publicly been stating that Bruen was wrongly decided. They know what coming. It’s also why the court is being very deliberate about the 2A cases they take. They want to build a fortress around that ruling.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (ul/50)

67 In AZ, it's illegal to carry, concealed or otherwise, a firearm onto commercial premises that serve alcohol, and anyplace that marks their entrances with signs to that effect.
That law is probably overbroad. I can see it for some shit-kickin' country bars -but even there, most of the fights are in the parking lot with easy access to the pickup the gun is probably in - but you have to leave the gun outside, even in really placid restaurants. The Show Low Cafe picked up a license after years without it. Now the same guys who use to eat breakfast with the Ruger Blackhawk on their hip before they went out to work on the ranch now have to leave it off.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (1+Bny)

68 The left always arrogates the right to pick winners and losers. Transy-pansy has a strong desire for you to say "she/her"; you have a strong desire not to. Guess who wins?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:54 PM (XJ22o)
____________________

There's another problem with that in that it is the third party addressing the individual. So, the primary application of Freedom of Speech falls to the person ulimately found in violation of California's altered version of the 1st Amendment. I'd like to see it challenged.

Posted by: Orson at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

69 The FNM: It is terrible that white people have come to Hawaii and changed their culture without their permission

Also the FNM: You'd have to be a racist to not enjoy unlimited immigration to the mainland and all the cultural changes it brings

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

70 60 Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?

Maybe he's referring to a "Well-regulated militia" being fully armed and outfitted.

Posted by: t-bird
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Yeah, maybe.
It's really vague for a ruling. Especially vague for Thomas.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 04:58 PM (vPv7/)

71 Leftist jurists do not care what the law says. They have outcomes to deliver.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

72 49 Buddy of my was stationed on Hawaii back in the 90s, he says the "Spirit of Aloha" is them telling non-natives goodbye and good-riddance. He says they were the most racist people he has encountered in his travels.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2026 04:50 PM (dvvVb)

Yep. They call us whities houwlies or something like that. Even the hospitality industry is filled with natives who despise the white tourists. My husband refuses to ever go back- why spend money to support people who hate us?

Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2026 04:58 PM (lCppi)

73 MHATA

Make
Hawaii
a
Territory
Again

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)

74 According to a friend who spent some time there, there's a park in (I think) Honolulu that's informally known as "Kill-a-Haole Park".

Not the best place for a non-native to hang out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 04:56 PM (IG3/x)

------------

OUT: Whac-A-Mole.
IN: Whack-A-Haole.

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (FGAbQ)

75 Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 04:52 PM


For the first hundred years of existence our country had no "firearm regulation" other than all males over a certain age will equip themselves with certain firearms.


I do know that in the 1600-1700's the masschetuetts bay colony required all males over the age of 16 to attend church armed and that each male over the age of 16 and under 50 shall equip himself, and be constantly provided with a good Fire-Arm, with a Steel or Iron Ramrod, and a Spring to retain the same, a Worm, Priming Wire and Brush, and a Bayonet fixed to his Gun, a Scabbard and Belt therefor, and a Cutting Sword, or a Tomahawk or Hatchet, a Pouch containing a Cartridge Box, that will hold fifteen Rounds of Cartridges at least, a Hundred Buck Shot, a Jack-Knife and Tow for Wadding, six Flints, one Pound of Powder, forty Leaden-Balls fitted to his Gun, a Knapsack and Blanket, a Canteen or Wooden Bottle sufficient to hold one

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (0N4FZ)

76
I want to see a notice that says "Caution: contains Marxism. Known to anyone with any common sense to cause slavery, starvation, and mass murder." Schools, leftist churches, government offices...


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Ha! I'd like to see someone holding an umbrella and swathed in black sticking up posters like that as a counter to the anons who disguised themselves and broke the Autozone store windows for St. George of Floyd.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (XJ22o)

77 Bang bang, shoot shoot.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

78 Their job is to rule on Constitutional issues and here they are, out in the open, deliberately trying to subvert it.

The Democrat Party has become nothing more than a skin suit being worn by the enemies of our democratic republic.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 04:54 PM (ul/50)

There were words uttered by a long ago Supreme Court, that gutted the US Constitution...

When 'the Constitution is not a suicide pact' was used as an excuse to violate the wording of the Constitution itself... instead of the correct idea that it is up to the States or People to AMEND the Constitution if we want it to change... we went down a long and dark road.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (mP0Kj)

79 Nephew went to Dayton and his Roommate was from Hawaii they would come up to my house on the weekends and the funniest is when I took them to the Grocery store and his roommate went nuts when he saw the price of mild and he bought himself a gallon of Milk and drank it on the ride back because he couldn't believe how cheap it was.

He also told me people from the Mainland get Island fever where they realize they are on an Island and they HAVE to get back to the mainland

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (ubCxQ)

80 Let's just swap out Hawaii for Alberta.

I'd rather have Snow Mexicans that are at least friendly and have something in common with most of us than Pineapple Mexicans that hate me.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:00 PM (oqH4h)

81 And, more Aubrey:

Aubrey Huff
@aubrey_huff
·
2h
Wanted to say thanks for all the overwhelming support from an ocean of people like me who are fed up with the non stop gay fatigue! The utter distain we all feel for much of the intolerant, unhappy, whiny, mentally unstable, & sexually confused members within the LGBTQ community who demand monthly worship from every person, & institution on Earth has gotten out of control.

These lunatics act as if the entire human race depends on them letting us all know which of the 473 genders do they identify as… & most importantly the kind of people they like banging the most.

I laughed so hard at many of the thousands comments from completely unhinged, angry, miserable, & intolerant butt pirates whom felt so emotionally triggered by my posts they just couldn’t help but let me know what an intolerant & homophobic piece of shit bigot I am.

It was quite a powerful, & amazing feeling to know I have the power to alter the minds, control the emotions, & absolutely ruin the day for an entire Army of meat pushers.

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 05:00 PM (kX27y)

82 MHATA

Make
Hawaii
a
Territory
Again

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)

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King Kamehobama I

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:01 PM (FGAbQ)

83 53 That Caitlin Clarke picture where she has been knocked to the ground and some nominally female beast is punching her in the neck almost looks like a renaissance painting
Posted by: 18-1

Close up shows man hand and well muscled arm of the puncher, a very Michelle Obama vibe.

In other WNBA news no one cares about, the WNBA released a 30 yr anniversary poster that included many of the league's "stars" from over the years. Caitlin Clark was not included on it (long nailed and long eyelashed, habitual layup bricklayer Angel Reese made the poster).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 25, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

84
King Kamehobama I

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:01 PM (FGAbQ)

_________

King Marco I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (O0L8i)

85 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 25, 2026 04:59 PM (0N4FZ)

Also, almost all Cannons were owned by either Militias, or Ordinary Citizens.

It was NORMAL to have cannons on civilian Merchant vessels.. and the tradition of the Cannon in the town square? Yeah, it wasn't for decoration.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (mP0Kj)

86 Maybe he's referring to a "Well-regulated militia" being fully armed and outfitted.
Posted by: t-bird

The "Well-regulated" part is kind of archaic - it means in modern terms that you are rocking the best gear and kit to serve a modern army. And the stockpile of powder and ball would be the envy of any common armies of the time...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)

87 Hawaiian judge declares Hawaii independent. Everything overruled.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 05:03 PM (ik64N)

88 67 In AZ, it's illegal to carry, concealed or otherwise, a firearm onto commercial premises that serve alcohol, and anyplace that marks their entrances with signs to that effect.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 25, 2026 04:57 PM (1+Bny)
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In Texas it's any establishment that derives 51% or more of its revenue from the sale of alcohol.

So, you can't go strapped into a local dive bar (probably a good idea), but a mom-and-pop diner that also serves a couple beers here and there, you're good.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:03 PM (oqH4h)

89 And the stockpile of powder and ball would be the envy of any common armies of the time...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)

What the media today commonly refers to as an arsenal, even in much lower amounts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:03 PM (dK+Kv)

90 If we make Hawaii a Territory, how will all the Hawaiian Judges screw over the rest of the country?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 05:03 PM (qx7Zg)

91 I think only traditionally crew served weapons should be subject to regulation. I mean, I could own a nuclear missile responsibly but I'm not sure about my neighbor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

92
Caitlin Clark was not included on it (long nailed and long eyelashed, habitual layup bricklayer Angel Reese made the poster).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 25, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

_____________

"I do not care if the guy is yellow or black, or if he has stripes like a fuckin' zebra. I'm the manager of this team, and I say he plays. What's more, I say he can make us all rich. And if any of you cannot use the money, I will see that you are all traded." - Leo Durocher, 1947

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:04 PM (O0L8i)

93 aubrey_huff's X feed is based to 19.18 astronomical units from the Sun

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 05:04 PM (gKWVE)

94 If Hawai'i doesn't like the U.S. Constitution, they can try to secede. It went poorly for the last Democrats to try it.

There's also the amendment process. But they just use 'democracy' and the 'rule of law' as rhetorical devices meaning Goodthing, while actually fundamentally authoritarian, cliquish, and dictatorial in practice.

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 05:05 PM (Sy6m/)

95 Long enough has passed.

The young lady who did the voice of Lilo in the animated 'Lilo and Stitch' which I loved died about a week or so ago. She was in her 30s.

The first season of the animated cartoon was fantastic. The second season taught 'lessons.'

And there's a Japanese version where Stitch is in Japan. It's cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 25, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

96 King Marco I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (O0L8i)

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Heh.

Let the memes begin!

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:06 PM (FGAbQ)

97 I'm reading that a judge has already blocked Trumps USPS mail in ballot EO.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

98 Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 25, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)

That should rise to the level of criminal assault IMO.

There is normal in game tussling, then things that are so flagrant they should be illegal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 05:06 PM (mP0Kj)

99 Never heard that phrase.
What is our, 'historical tradition of firearm regulation'?
Posted by: Braenyard-----
Basically, none, expect for restrictions on black slaves in the south, and then, a hangover in the post CW "black codes" . Those were so spectacularly racist that the three witches try to cite them without specifically citing them

Posted by: buddhaha at June 25, 2026 05:06 PM (1+Bny)

100 I think only traditionally crew served weapons should be subject to regulation. I mean, I could own a nuclear missile responsibly but I'm not sure about my neighbor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

You aren't looking for an emotional support mortar, are you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (qx7Zg)

101
If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (O0L8i)

102 I'm reading that a judge has already blocked Trumps USPS mail in ballot EO.

Remember for the 2020 steal the judiciary argued Trump couldn't sue before the election because he'd had no harm yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

103 Re: the previous discussion of the Socialists taking over NY state and the Democratic Party eventually, a little historical hindsight is revelatory:

When the demographic of cowardly 18-24-year-olld males in the late 1960s stp merely "going to anti-war protests"to ave their own skins from being drafted, and organized into the Students for a Democratic Society, they all thought it was a fantastic turns of events, getting organized, getting their voices heard, pressuring LBJ an the Democrats, rioting at the Chicago Dem convention, etc. "Wow! we're making headway. We're becming influential!" they all thought.

And then the commies stepped in, co=pted tthe SDS, turned it far-left, and they all thught, :Wow! Thisn is great! The "Revolution: is abut to happen! We're a realm force in American politics!"

And then the SDS splintered into The Weather Underground Maoist terror network, the Yippie anarchist street theater, and the rest infiltrating thr Democratic Party to turn it left, they all thought, "This is Great! We're fighting on three fronts -- mainstream poltics, media manipulation, and terror attacksm-- all at once! We're sure to win soon, and The Revolution is here.. (con't)

Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)

104 And then reality happened.

And reality was two consecutive Richard Nixon landslides, and the US as a whole turning RIGHTward.

Because taking over the Democratic Party internally and turning it leftward is NOT the same thing and influencing the electoral overall as a whole.

History has proven time and time again that dragging one of of the political spectrum off to the extreme only causes the other end - and the center, most importantly -- the pull the opposite direction.

The Dems with go from being a center-left part with 45% of overall popular support, to being an extreme left party with 28% popular support. The socialist may win internal Dem battles, and battle within blue states, but all they're doing is setting themselves up to fail on a nationwide scale.

Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)

105 86 Maybe he's referring to a "Well-regulated militia" being fully armed and outfitted.
Posted by: t-bird

The "Well-regulated" part is kind of archaic - it means in modern terms that you are rocking the best gear and kit to serve a modern army. And the stockpile of powder and ball would be the envy of any common armies of the time...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)

Except the Founders themselves wrote the Militia Act, that said every able bodied Man of Certain ages was SUPPOSED to have their own gun and ammo.

Their intention becomes pretty clear, when you read the Laws THEY put into force around the times that the Constitution was ratified.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (mP0Kj)

106 If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?


20 yen same as in town

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

107 ave their own = save their own

Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)

108 Remember for the 2020 steal the judiciary argued Trump couldn't sue before the election because he'd had no harm yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
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Ahh yes, good times.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

109 Trouble's a Bruen.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:11 PM (Fi81e)

110 I'm reading that a judge has already blocked Trumps USPS mail in ballot EO.

Remember for the 2020 steal the judiciary argued Trump couldn't sue before the election because he'd had no harm yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, but this is (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

111 "fairly applies a first principle of property law--the right to exclude--and does no harm to the Second Amendment."

No, actually, it doesn't. Because it applies a burdensome standard to the property owner and the bearer of arms. See, in a normal situation, the property owner has to notify everyone of exceptions to the normal course of exercising their rights. You have to tell people "no trespassing" because the normal exercise of their rights is to go on your property - to sell you something or serve you notice or just knock on your door to meet you. You have to tell them "I not only don't want what you're selling, but I don't even want to have to tell you 'No' and to get off my property." The "vampire rule" required me to say "Yes, you can exercise your rights here." And it harmed the 2A because it said I had to assume I would NOT be allowed to exercise my rights unless communicated otherwise.

Posted by: GWB at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (kU0PQ)

112 102 I'm reading that a judge has already blocked Trumps USPS mail in ballot EO.

Remember for the 2020 steal the judiciary argued Trump couldn't sue before the election because he'd had no harm yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

The DOJ really needs to start demanding Judges rule on whether someone even has standing to sue in a lot of these cases.

To have standing, you must show harm... either real or imminent.

Now, what HARM is there having Trump's name on the Kennedy Center?

What American Citizen is HARMED by checking voter roles against the Visa roles?

They killed the Obama Birth Cert case, over a lack of Standing... yet all these cases seem to be AOK?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (mP0Kj)

113 Hawaii claims "the spirit of Aloha" allows them to do a lot of things, like discriminate in favor of native-born Hawaiians over newcomers.
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Somehow that sounds like the opposite of "Aloha", unless it's the "bye" version.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

114 Where in the Constitution does it say every vote gets mailed?

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (Ia/+0)

115
Half the state constitutions explicitly state that the right to own firearms extend beyond this militia crap. Hunting, self-defense, sport and, in general, go to hell with your restrictions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (O0L8i)

116 What American Citizen is HARMED by checking voter roles against the Visa roles?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (mP0Kj)
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My sister was injured by Trump's name on the Kennedy center, once.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81e)

117 So, you can't go strapped into a local dive bar (probably a good idea), but a mom-and-pop diner that also serves a couple beers here and there, you're good.
Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:03 PM (oqH4h)


Which is, no doubt, why you hear of the hundreds, nay thousands, of daily shootings in Texas mom-and-pop diners by white males.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:15 PM (ExV1e)

118 >>Remember for the 2020 steal the judiciary argued Trump couldn't sue before the election because he'd had no harm yet?


...and if you wait...Laches!

Laches is one of their favorite tools to avoid acting.

Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2026 05:15 PM (HmitH)

119 Vote for Aubrey!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Cqx++)

120 I'm reading that a judge has already blocked Trumps USPS mail in ballot EO.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:06 PM (G0vdT)
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Nothing a judge does these days surprises me.

Modern judges are an anathema to self-rule.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Fi81e)

121 What American Citizen is HARMED by checking voter roles against the Visa roles?

Democrat candidates of course.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (vTZFs)

122 38
It is kind of funny that California businesses will now have to find space somewhere on their windows full of notices about the cancerous effects of hairspray, cigarette smoke, sunlight, artificial light, leisure suits, oxygen, and kale dust, Certified Assistance Dogs Only, license to do nails, etc and add a note that guns are banned on the premises.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:46 PM (XJ22o)

Larry the Lounge Lizard weeps.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (bl07w)

123 The best places to break into cars is outside establishments that forbid guns. A great way to get free guns, and if the carowner catches you, he's unarmed.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (wBaIH)

124 We never, ever should have given this jumped up naval base with a pineapple farm bolted to its ample ass statehood. Fuckin' A.

Give it independence, with a permanent lease carveout for Pearl Harbor. It's not as if these poi-stuffed dullards can ever pose a meaningful challenge to our installation with a kon-tiki fleet crewed by fat motherfuckers who sleep til noon everyday.

Cut 'em loose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (BI5O2)

125 ---
Somehow that sounds like the opposite of "Aloha", unless it's the "bye" version.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

The active mood of "Goodbye"?

As in, "Good DAY, Sir"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Ot/FD)

126
They are in Molokai, where there are few tourists and mostly 'natives' on the dole. Openly hostile to us when we were there.
Posted by: beckster


Did they treat you like lepers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)

127 ...and if you wait...Laches!

Laches is one of their favorite tools to avoid acting.
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2026 05:15 PM (HmitH)
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Laches? Laches?

We don't need no steenkeen laches!

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e)

128 How do dead voters stamp the envelopes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (IMjbr)

129 Welcome to Hawaii! Now, give us all your money and go the fuck home. Here's some fucking flowers around your neck, haole. Aloha!

Posted by: Native Hawaiians at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (2UnvF)

130 The Dems with go from being a center-left part with 45% of overall popular support, to being an extreme left party with 28% popular support. The socialist may win internal Dem battles, and battle within blue states, but all they're doing is setting themselves up to fail on a nationwide scale.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)

28%? Mamdami, Omar, and their supporters will be lucky to break 10 nationally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (edUvp)

131 Which is, no doubt, why you hear of the hundreds, nay thousands, of daily shootings in Texas mom-and-pop diners by white males.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:15 PM (ExV1e)

Rather like the situation in AK. An armed society is a polite society.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (bl07w)

132 You want good time, sailor boy? You come my house. Many pretty girl. No crose!



Posted by: Young Maisie Hirono at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (IG3/x)

133 sleep til noon everyday.

Cut 'em loose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (BI5O2)

They were a possible threat due to their connection to the english... but...i mean... look at England now. Come on. The McMurdo sound recreational ping pong league could conquer that place in an afternoon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (Ot/FD)

134 > Rather like the situation in AK. An armed society is a polite society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (bl07w)

Alaska: where you can recognize a liberal by the fact that they don't own any caliber larger than .357 magnum.

Posted by: Young Maisie Hirono at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (IG3/x)

135 129 Welcome to Hawaii! Now, give us all your money and go the fuck home. Here's some fucking flowers around your neck, haole. Aloha!
Posted by: Native Hawaiians at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (2UnvF)

I have to admit that Alaskans sometimes fit into that category. If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Or at least run their slow ugly rental RVs off the highway. At least that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (bl07w)

136 You want good time, sailor boy? You come my house. Many pretty girl. No crose!

Posted by: Young Maisie Hirono at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (IG3/x)

Ace hardest hit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (dK+Kv)

137 fairly applies a first principle of property law--the right to exclude--and does no harm to the Second Amendment."

No, actually, it doesn't. Because it applies a burdensome standard to the property owner and the bearer of arms.


You realize that you're trying to argue with literally the stupidest person to ever sit on the Supreme Court, right? Even Kagen knew better than to sign onto that thin gruel argument.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (vTZFs)

138 101
If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (O0L8i)


Flaming pineapples wrapped in barbed wire?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (FRZPI)

139 Alaska: where you can recognize a liberal by the fact that they don't own any caliber larger than .357 magnum.

Posted by: Young Maisie Hirono at June 25, 2026 05:18 PM (IG3/x)

Even the anti gun nuts know that bears don't care about politics.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (bl07w)

140
"Spirit of Aloha" judges.

They lei down the law.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

141 Wasn't "The Spirit of Aloha" the name of the plane that Charles Lindbergh piloted across the Pacific?

/

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (FGAbQ)

142 Rum, Sodomy, and the Lache.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (Ot/FD)

143 "Spirit of Aloha" judges.

They lei down the law.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

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* golf clap *

There's a Muldoon limerick in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (FGAbQ)

144 138 101
If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (O0L8i)


Flaming pineapples wrapped in barbed wire?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (FRZPI)

Macadamia nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (bl07w)

145 Nothing a judge does these days surprises me.

Modern judges are an anathema to self-rule.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Fi81e)
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I thought SCOTUS had sent down a recent ruling saying STOP with the nationwide injunctions! Do I have that wrong?

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

146 If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 05:07 PM (O0L8i)


Flaming pineapples wrapped in barbed wire?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:19 PM (FRZPI)

Macadamia nuts.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (bl07w)
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20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

147 Kona Coffee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (IMjbr)

148 Wasn't "The Spirit of Aloha" the name of the plane that Charles Lindbergh piloted across the Pacific?

/
Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (FGAbQ)

And the Spirit of Too-loha was Amelia Earhardt's plane.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (Ot/FD)

149 Kona Coffee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (IMjbr)

Tastes like ass-juice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (dK+Kv)

150 Wasn't "The Spirit of Aloha" the name of the plane that Charles Lindbergh piloted across the Pacific?

/
Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:20 PM (FGAbQ)

And the Spirit of Too-loha was Amelia Earhardt's plane.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (Ot/FD)

I much prefer the spirit of Hawk Tua.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (dK+Kv)

151 The FNM: It is terrible that white people have come to Hawaii and changed their culture without their permission
Posted by: 18-1
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That was probably true (white control) pre-WWII and into the 50s. Today, the Japanese, both native residents and actual Japanese companies are in the cat bird seat. They tolerate all of the Hawaii Know Nothing rhetoric -probably because not much is directed at them - , but no proposals make it into law.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 25, 2026 05:23 PM (1+Bny)

152 I thought SCOTUS had sent down a recent ruling saying STOP with the nationwide injunctions! Do I have that wrong?
Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

I think it was more like "don't make me get my ass off this couch and make you quit, son!!!!"

They meant it, but they didn't MEAN mean it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 05:23 PM (edUvp)

153 Tastes like ass-juice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (dK+Kv)

I hate to ask, but exactly how do you know that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:24 PM (bl07w)

154
I have to admit that Alaskans sometimes fit into that category. If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Or at least run their slow ugly rental RVs off the highway. At least that.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Sounds like Floridians in winter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

155 Somehow that sounds like the opposite of "Aloha", unless it's the "bye" version.
Posted by: Axeman


Haole is the opposite of Aloha.

They will tell you with a straight face that is their traditional word for 'white person' so it is OK.
Like popolo is their traditional word for 'black person'.

BS on both counts.
Aside from the obvious, why have words for people you have never met and had no idea they existed,
Popolo is black berry
Haole is w/o Aloha or the spirit of life (they thought breath was the soul).

Basically, they are calling whites "Zombie"

So, yes, THIS "Spirit of Aloha" is simple racism.
On the flip side, the natives tend to be rather red-necky and live and let live... as a whole, Hawaii is alien.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:24 PM (/lPRQ)

156 128 How do dead voters stamp the envelopes?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 05:17 PM (IMjbr)

Easy. The ballots here are postage-paid since the experts decided young people might not know where to buy stamps!

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 05:24 PM (kX27y)

157 Tastes like ass-juice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:22 PM (dK+Kv)

I hate to ask, but exactly how do you know that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:24 PM (bl07w)

Have you tasted Kona Coffee?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)

158 I've heard that gun control originates in Democrats not wanting freed slaves or Black people in general to have guns.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

Every single weapons control law in history has been to ensure some minority group (and sometimes a majority group, when a smaller group - say, Normans in Saxon England - takes over) cannot upset the status quo. ALWAYS. Whether it was Japanese, Chinese, English, Native Americans, blacks, or any other group that needed to be "kept down."

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE..

Posted by: GWB at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (kU0PQ)

159 History has proven time and time again that dragging one of of the political spectrum off to the extreme only causes the other end - and the center, most importantly -- the pull the opposite direction.

The Dems with go from being a center-left part with 45% of overall popular support, to being an extreme left party with 28% popular support. The socialist may win internal Dem battles, and battle within blue states, but all they're doing is setting themselves up to fail on a nationwide scale.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)


It is impossible for them to understand this, because they have been brainwashed to believe that MAGA is far-right.

Intellectually, they know that Trump won the "popular vote" show pony in the last election, and therefore logically must have captured the center. But they hold onto the cognitive dissonance like their egos depend on it, so they would look at your argument and go "Aha! Republicans are going *down*!!"

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (Sy6m/)

160 The Dems with go from being a center-left part with 45% of overall popular support, to being an extreme left party with 28% popular support. The socialist may win internal Dem battles, and battle within blue states, but all they're doing is setting themselves up to fail on a nationwide scale.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)


See also: Chase Oliver winning the LP nomination for President in 2024. That helped Trump win the election bigly.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

161 124 We never, ever should have given this jumped up naval base with a pineapple farm bolted to its ample ass statehood. Fuckin' A.

Give it independence, with a permanent lease carveout for Pearl Harbor. It's not as if these poi-stuffed dullards can ever pose a meaningful challenge to our installation with a kon-tiki fleet crewed by fat motherfuckers who sleep til noon everyday.

Cut 'em loose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 05:16 PM (BI5O2)
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I mean I joked about this earlier but the practical issue is that if we somehow cut them loose, the Chinese would own it lock, stock, and barrel before the ink dried on the document making them no longer a state.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (oqH4h)

162 I thought SCOTUS had sent down a recent ruling saying STOP with the nationwide injunctions! Do I have that wrong?
Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)


They did but the leftist district judges have discovered a little secret... SCOTUS has no way to enforce their rulings. SCOTUS has no control over the lower level judges and the Democrats in the Senate will never vote to remove them from the bench so they're free to do whatever they want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

163 I thought SCOTUS had sent down a recent ruling saying STOP with the nationwide injunctions! Do I have that wrong?
Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
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There is a case still working its way through the appeal process because some federal judge flatly ignored a ruling that had JUST been made by the SCOTUS.

I can't remember any details, just the summary.

This is not their SCOTUS. Because they do not pay much of a penalty, they would rather add to the delay and cost of the eventual ruling in their favor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)

164 Spirit of Aloha???
Ha!
I'm more into the Spirit of Smith & Wesson!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)

165 It's not as if these poi-stuffed dullards can ever pose a meaningful challenge to our installation with a kon-tiki fleet crewed by fat motherfuckers who sleep til noon everyday.

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"How DARE you talk about our Fedsurrectionists embedded in the Southern Poverty Law Center, tr8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (FGAbQ)

166 151 The FNM: It is terrible that white people have come to Hawaii and changed their culture without their permission
Posted by: 18-1
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That was probably true (white control) pre-WWII and into the 50s. Today, the Japanese, both native residents and actual Japanese companies are in the cat bird seat. They tolerate all of the Hawaii Know Nothing rhetoric -probably because not much is directed at them - , but no proposals make it into law.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 25, 2026 05:23 PM (1+Bny)

The Native corporations up here run ads touting the vibrant Native cultural heritage of their members.

They had neither the wheel, nor written language, nor the ability to grow their own crops. Their culture was stone age hunter gatherer at best.

Pretty damned vibrant now that they have the internet, snow machines, rifles, and exploding harpoons.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (bl07w)

167 Everything recognizable as "native Hawaiian" was invented by a guy in the 40's to sell fruit to housewives.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)

168 Lancaster County VA judge blocks VA assault weapons ban and carry prohibition. Injunction until case can be heard on the merits.

https://tinyurl.com/vf8bjsjv

Posted by: TRex - apellate dino at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

169 They did but the leftist district judges have discovered a little secret... SCOTUS has no way to enforce their rulings. SCOTUS has no control over the lower level judges and the Democrats in the Senate will never vote to remove them from the bench so they're free to do whatever they want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)
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Compare that to the immediate Constitutification of anything that dripped from the Warren/Berger Court asshole.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

170 That's why I hate fucking judges.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

171 Welcome to Hawaii! Now, give us all your money and go the fuck home. Here's some fucking flowers around your neck, haole. Aloha!
Posted by: Native Hawaiians

Our version was -
- How much money you got? and,
- When you leaving?

Another one -
- How does Haole become a millionaire in Hawaii?
Move there with two million.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

172
fairly applies a first principle of property law--the right to exclude

Excluding somone you don't like from your restaurant?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 05:28 PM (Cqx++)

173 Have you tasted Kona Coffee?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (dK+Kv)

Yes.

Have you tasted ass juice (whatever in hell that is)?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:28 PM (bl07w)

174 They did but the leftist district judges have discovered a little secret... SCOTUS has no way to enforce their rulings. SCOTUS has no control over the lower level judges and the Democrats in the Senate will never vote to remove them from the bench so they're free to do whatever they want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

-------------

Had we every R Senator with testicles -- primarily Thune -- we would "Defund! Defund! Defund!" every entire court with a rogue anti-Constitutional judge on it.

But, alas ... a man can dream.

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (FGAbQ)

175 Anyone think the Racists in Hawaii have signs up for diversity?

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

176 There is a case still working its way through the appeal process because some federal judge flatly ignored a ruling that had JUST been made by the SCOTUS.

I can't remember any details, just the summary.

This is not their SCOTUS. Because they do not pay much of a penalty, they would rather add to the delay and cost of the eventual ruling in their favor.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)


And when the appeals court, or SCOTUS, rules against them they just issue a new injunction with one word different. It's only a matter of time until the power of the courts is broken completely but they think that their bully-boys will be in the driver's seat when it happens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

177 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

Did Hawaiian Judge wear blackface when he used the Black codes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (l3cgK)

178 Yes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:28 PM (bl07w)

Then you already know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (dK+Kv)

179 California is, basically, altering the 1st Amendment, as Hawaii was altering the 2nd Amendment, are they not?
Posted by: Orson at June 25, 2026 04:48 PM (dIske)

Most assuredly. I've been saying for years that any DEI/diversity/queer statement you are required to make is a religious test, and untenable under civil rights law.

Posted by: GWB at June 25, 2026 05:30 PM (kU0PQ)

180 If it wasn't for the military, what would Hawaii's economy be?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Same as we told the border guards when going into Windsor -
- Your purpose for coming here ?
TOURISM!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:30 PM (/lPRQ)

181 Same three idiots in each and every decision

Posted by: Halfhand at June 25, 2026 05:31 PM (mQiV+)

182 The DOJ really needs to start demanding Judges rule on whether someone even has standing to sue in a lot of these cases.

To have standing, you must show harm... either real or imminent.

Now, what HARM is there having Trump's name on the Kennedy Center?


IANAL, but I'm pretty sure a lot of laws explicitly lower standing requirements. That's how environmental groups get away with sue-and-settle schemes every time the government wants to cut down a tree.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2026 05:31 PM (B9Dv5)

183 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

Did Hawaiian Judge wear blackface when he used the Black codes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (l3cgK)

I always imagine Hawaiian judges wearing Hawaiian shirts and belting out their rulings to ukulele.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv)

184 Everything recognizable as "native Hawaiian" was invented by a guy in the 40's to sell fruit to housewives.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)

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Microwave Ovens?

/

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:32 PM (FGAbQ)

185 That's why I hate fucking judges.

"Your technique was OK but I have to take points off for your... timing."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:32 PM (vTZFs)

186 Everything recognizable as "native Hawaiian" was invented by a guy in the 40's to sell fruit to housewives.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)

Liberace?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:33 PM (dK+Kv)

187 185 That's why I hate fucking judges.

"Your technique was OK but I have to take points off for your... timing."
Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:32 PM (vTZFs)

Ken Paxton's ex was a judge.

That's where the trouble started.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 05:33 PM (edUvp)

188 170 That's why I hate fucking judges.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)


You can always say, "No"....😂😂😂

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 25, 2026 05:33 PM (SRRAx)

189 And when the appeals court, or SCOTUS, rules against them they just issue a new injunction with one word different. It's only a matter of time until the power of the courts is broken completely but they think that their bully-boys will be in the driver's seat when it happens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
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Exactly.

When you want your party to have irresistible power, and the other party to be able to do nothing they want to do, it can only end in madness.

But this is what 40 years of party-brand voting has done. Washington was so thoroughly Democratic that Nixon couldn't win against Kennedy (even though he actually did) and they couldn't wait to put the screw to him when he won in back-to-back landslides. Because it wasn't in the Party of DC's interest.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

190 Kona Coffee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2026 05:21 PM (IMjbr)

Tastes like ass-juice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Then, for those of us who do not know, what does ass-juice taste like?

/slow hanging ball it was

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (/lPRQ)

191 185 That's why I hate fucking judges.

"Your technique was OK but I have to take points off for your... timing."
Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:32 PM (vTZFs)
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Needs a Oxford comma or something.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

192 Heh....Boyle Heights warehouse fire still smoking up a storm.

Nice round of applause for the Mayor.

Posted by: Orson at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (dIske)

193 > They had neither the wheel, nor written language, nor the ability to grow their own crops.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (bl07w)

The Southeastern tribes had advanced to the point of inventing chattel slavery.

"Juneteenth" should be "Octeenth" -- October 18, 1867, the day the United States took possession of Alaska and (as a side effect) freed the slaves held by the Tlingit.

The Tlingit were pissed, too.

Posted by: Young Maisie Hirono at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (IG3/x)

194 Then, for those of us who do not know, what does ass-juice taste like?

/slow hanging ball it was

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (/lPRQ)

Kona Coffee. Why is this so difficult for you people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (dK+Kv)

195 I always imagine Hawaiian judges wearing Hawaiian shirts and belting out their rulings to ukulele.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv)

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Did they make Hawaiian shirts large enough to fit Judge Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole?

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (FGAbQ)

196 (crazy Hawaiian sock off, before I forget again)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 05:35 PM (IG3/x)

197 185 That's why I hate fucking judges.

"Your technique was OK but I have to take points off for your... timing."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2026 05:32 PM (vTZFs)

I have never f**ked a judge...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:35 PM (l3cgK)

198 Lancaster County VA judge blocks VA assault weapons ban and carry prohibition. Injunction until case can be heard on the merits.

https://tinyurl.com/vf8bjsjv

Posted by: TRex - apellate dino at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM


Well there is at least one sane judge in Virginia, good on him/her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 25, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)

199 Needs a Oxford comma or something.
Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:34 PM (G0vdT)
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I'm a comma chameleon.

Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

200 164 Spirit of Aloha???
Ha!
I'm more into the Spirit of Smith & Wesson!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
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The spirit of Deez Nutz.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:36 PM (oqH4h)

201 I believe the "Hawaiian shirt" was invented by a Chinese tailor, then sold by a Japanese store owner.


Or maybe the other way around.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 05:36 PM (IG3/x)

202 I have never f**ked a judge...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:35 PM (l3cgK)

I would have got a perfect 10 once but that Russian slut only gave me an 8.

Bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (Ot/FD)

203 Back in the late 00s and early 2010s I was lucky enough to enjoy Maui several times for Spring Break with my boys.

It was lovely and friendly.

I wouldn’t go back now though. I’d kinda like to go to Tahiti.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (5dHQx)

204 170 That's why I hate fucking judges.
Posted by: Axeman at June 25, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)


Y'know, we should make "fucking" a verb, too!

Posted by: Kamala the Stupid at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (SRRAx)

205 Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:34 P

What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (IYIYn)

206 Every single weapons control law in history has been to ensure some minority group (and sometimes a majority group, when a smaller group - say, Normans in Saxon England - takes over) cannot upset the status quo. ALWAYS. Whether it was Japanese, Chinese, English, Native Americans, blacks, or any other group that needed to be "kept down."

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE..
Posted by: GWB
===

Seen a decent documentary on Japan where the Shogun (?) did the same there. Used to be fricken everybody had a sword.
Went village to village with superior numbers and killed anybody that didn't produce their weapon(s). And they didn't need no stinken registration because everybody had them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (/lPRQ)

207 Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:34 P

What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (IYIYn)

Let's not get all judgy. Lest Axeman get all worked up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 05:38 PM (dK+Kv)

208 205 Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:34 P

What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (IYIYn)

The Paolo has...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:38 PM (l3cgK)

209 That's why I hate fucking judges.


Go for the court recorder. Some.of them are the hawt!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (2WIwB)

210 What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (IYIYn)


All this comment needs is some capitalized letters and a Ben Roethlisberger sock....at 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (SRRAx)

211 Go for the court recorder. Some.of them are the hawt!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (2WIwB)

And the manual dexterity....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (Ot/FD)

212 Everything recognizable as "native Hawaiian" was invented by a guy in the 40's to sell fruit to housewives.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Tiki Bars nationwide.
Almost Chi-Chi ish.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:40 PM (/lPRQ)

213 What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (IYIYn)
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Or "Judges, I fucking hate 'em"

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:40 PM (G0vdT)

214 I wouldn’t go back now though. I’d kinda like to go to Tahiti.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:37 PM (5dHQx)
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Tahiti: Hawaii but replace racist Polynesians with the fucking French.

Pro tip: Skip it and go to Fiji instead. At least there they only hate each other but love tourists.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 05:40 PM (oqH4h)

215 202 I have never f**ked a judge...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 05:35 PM (l3cgK)

I would have got a perfect 10 once but that Russian slut only gave me an 8.


should'a gone downtown. you can get 20 there.

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

216 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 25, 2026 05:40 PM (Lx4gz)

217 Go for the court recorder. Some.of them are the hawt!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (2WIwB)

And the manual dexterity....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 05:39 PM (Ot/FD)


And they like to hang out in chambers.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB)

218 What's all this talk about carnal relations with judges?
Such a thing could cause a judge to rule with partiality, and that's not right.
What?
Oh....
Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 25, 2026 05:41 PM (CJnkZ)

219 Bula vinaka, beachside!

Posted by: Guy at Fijian Bar at June 25, 2026 05:41 PM (IG3/x)

220 Read, get this, the whole court decision. Loved the slap down Barrett gave Jackson. Called her ignorant, if not stupid. Law is not Ketangi’s strong suit.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

221 177 Citing "Black Codes" to justify your gun-grabbing? For shame, Hawaii. For shame.

Did Hawaiian Judge wear blackface when he used the Black codes?


out: learn to code
in: learn to black code

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 05:42 PM (sGtp+)

222 Fenalon is dropping f bombs now?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 05:42 PM (pXM6/)

223 220 Read, get this, the whole court decision. Loved the slap down Barrett gave Jackson. Called her ignorant, if not stupid. Law is not Ketangi’s strong suit.
Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar
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Which is why I found Gorsuch and Jackson together on a dissent today..alarming.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 05:43 PM (G0vdT)

224 What he actually meant was probably "I fucking hate judges"
not " I hate fucking judges." I don't think he's having carnal relations with judges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 05:44 PM (/lPRQ)

225 130 The Dems with go from being a center-left part with 45% of overall popular support, to being an extreme left party with 28% popular support. The socialist may win internal Dem battles, and battle within blue states, but all they're doing is setting themselves up to fail on a nationwide scale.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:09 PM (Av6i5)

28%? Mamdami, Omar, and their supporters will be lucky to break 10 nationally.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Tey'll have 10% of catual supporters who believe in the ideology, but 18% of the electorate will vote "D" by automatic default, no matter what or who is running. That's the sad reality.

Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

226 Uhh. No. Fenelon is quoting another poster

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 05:57 PM (Yl2Ob)

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News/Chat