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We've Brought the Arab Middle East to America (and It's the Same Here as It Is There)

Open thread.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM




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1 I'm seeing some of this, and it's bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:25 PM (73/SM)

2 farst

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 25, 2026 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

3 They're going to keep killing us until we start stopping them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 02:26 PM (rii+a)

4 So Tucker is now openly bragging about repudiating everything he formerly said he believed. The only surprise is that he's being so open about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 02:26 PM (edUvp)

5 "I believed that"

But now they pay me really well, so I believe whatever they pay me to believe.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 02:26 PM (N1DT3)

6 It may not be all of them, but it's always them.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (KYAJN)

7 This is a weird story making the rounds:

Paul White Gold Eagle
@PaulGoldEagle
·
19h
"Straight Apocalyptic": Horseback Rider Finds Hundreds of Solar Powered Speakers at Mount Shasta

- We have a very strange find out of California. A horseback rider has discovered hundreds, if not thousands, of solar powered speakers in the mountains of Mount Shasta.

You can clearly hear the speakers giving off an overall "White Noise" type of sound.

Some of the speakers do seem to play what sounds like a human voice.

The speakers seem to spread over a wide area of the mountain and can be heard if you are within so many feet of them.

Who would do this?

What are they really doing?

Have any of you ever witnessed Anything like this?

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

8 >>>these people will start manipulating the jury system just as has happened in the UK.

There is always self-help.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

9 The left: Bascially all political violence in the US is rightwing

Also the left: Why do you call us terrorists for little things like blowing up Jews?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

10 Here is that muslim backlash I keep warning everyone I'm worried about.

Posted by: Zombie Norm at June 25, 2026 02:28 PM (mTPps)

11 Boulder Jewish News is focusing on the important things however. "Column: Florida Republicans Exploit Black-Jewish Tensions"
Bruce Ticker tinyurl.com/2uy33df7

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

12 Last i saw, Dasha was closing in on $250k for her GSG, after getting fired telling some mulims they're not welcome here and need to go home.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:28 PM (73/SM)

13
Here's one Muslim apostate on X:

I’m someone who was once a practicing Muslim, I know Islam intimately, from the inside. And right now, I’m deeply, genuinely alarmed.
What breaks my heart is that almost no one truly understands what I’m saying… except those who’ve lived it. The actual victims of this ideology.

It’s a lonely, painful thing, watching something so destructive unfold in plain sight, while the people around you remain completely oblivious.
You see the warning signs so clearly, yet most just smile, nod, and keep scrolling.
That silence and denial is exhausting.

Even worse, some twist the knife by trying to make you feel stupid, like you’re overreacting, paranoid, or imagining something that isn’t even happening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

14 So Tucker is now openly bragging about repudiating everything he formerly said he believed. The only surprise is that he's being so open about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 02:26 PM


I promised fundamental change, and I delivered.

Posted by: Barack Husain Obama at June 25, 2026 02:28 PM (C/iXy)

15 There is a muz population table that spells things out nicely. I wish I saved it. Over 10% sharia on the way.
0-2% docile.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (cS1cw)

16 Lemme tell you about . . .

(#5, 1962)

Posted by: Ray Stevens at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (wVcYX)

17 > calls for the murder of US senators

> wants streets to 'run red' in 'capitalist blood'

> says America 'deserved 9/11'

> doesn't want to be called a terrorist https://t.co/TaLAbB8CFc

— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) June 24, 2026



I'm your huckleberry.
Just say when & where ya fucking terrorist.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (KYAJN)

18 Historian: "How did your country get taken over by muslims?"

America: "Slowly at first, then all at once."

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (+48wn)

19 It may not be all of them, but it's always them.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (KYAJN)

--------------

No, it's pretty much all of them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (2UnvF)

20 So Tucker actually became Muslim, or is he just taking their money to act like a Muslim?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (vbXSk)

21 and It's the Same Here as It Is There)

$20?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 25, 2026 02:30 PM (Kt19C)

22 So you're simply willing to viciously hate and attack whatever racial group du jour you care to, on a whim?

Is that the lesson we're meant to be learning, here?

Is he going to be railing against the perfidy of Scandinavians in five years? "I can't believe how much bad stuff I said about Jews back then! Jews are great! It's those horrible frostbacks ruining everything, akshully!"

Fucking clown.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:30 PM (Ot/FD)

23
Its not vigilantism to seek justice. It's going to be an interesting decade.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 25, 2026 02:31 PM (W6xBw)

24 15 There is a muz population table that spells things out nicely. I wish I saved it. Over 10% sharia on the way.
0-2% docile.
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (cS1cw)

"At your feet, or at your throat".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:31 PM (Ot/FD)

25 Have any of you ever witnessed Anything like this?
Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM


Tell us you've never been in The Barrel without telling us you've never been in The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2026 02:31 PM (C/iXy)

26 The only way to be safe is to eliminate the threat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2026 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

27 I think he's right that not all muslims want to kill us.

They'd settle for ruling over us and treating us as second class citizens.

If we resist, THEN they'd kill us. Or if they really want to rape and steal our daughters. Or if they need an outlet for their barbarism. Or if they feel like burning down our church. Or...*



*All examples from how the musselmen treat the dhimmis in Egypt.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

28 " Historian: "How did your country get taken over by muslims?"

America: "Slowly at first, then all at once."

Before they had critical mass here. "Slowly at first".
After they had critical mass here. "Then all at once".

Like riding a bus, when you get to your location (Sharia law), you get off (no more "democracy votes").

Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (vbXSk)

29 I'm so old I remember a president who said we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (nyrxc)

30 "Understand that as soon as they gain the necessary numbers, these people will start manipulating the jury system just as has happened in the UK."

A lesson from Lee Kuan Yew, the long time ruler of Singapore; he found that in a multi-ethnic society, that Malays on a jury would always refuse to convict a Malay; Chinese would refuse to convict a Chinese defendant; and Philipinos refused to convince Philipino's. So he did away with all jury trials as ineffective and unworkable in that type of society.

And he was right; there really was no other choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (edUvp)

31 "What did you expect? I'm a scorpion, it's in my nature"

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (RmciC)

32 I would like to know who in Seattle thought designating the Iran v. Egypt game as “Pride Night” was funny.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:33 PM (p4NUW)

33 No, it's pretty much all of them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Ahhhhh. In that case,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn't have to look
I already knew

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 02:33 PM (KYAJN)

34 Solar Speakers Speak on Shasta. If a Solar Speaker Speaks on Shasta would anyone hear it?

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar8)

35 Becoming Planet Retard is an effective way to ensure the aliens aren't interested in us.

Posted by: Weasel at June 25, 2026 02:34 PM (PVV5z)

36 No, it's pretty much all of them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (2UnvF)

No. There are definitely some muslims who want to live at peace with other religions and live and let live.

They are heretics.

There are good people that are muslim, but they aren't good muslims.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 02:34 PM (N1DT3)

37 I would like to know who in Seattle thought designating the Iran v. Egypt game as “Pride Night” was funny.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:33 PM (p4NUW)

I DESPERATELY hope both teams simply refuse to take the field.

Or that their fans absolutely riot and shred/burn all the Pride stuff.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 02:34 PM (rii+a)

38 A lesson from Lee Kuan Yew, the long time ruler of Singapore; he found that in a multi-ethnic society, that Malays on a jury would always refuse to convict a Malay; Chinese would refuse to convict a Chinese defendant; and Philipinos refused to convince Philipino's. So he did away with all jury trials as ineffective and unworkable in that type of society.

And he was right; there really was no other choice.


The problem is that you then get judges deciding on conviction; judges selected by the likes of Obama.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 02:35 PM (Riz8t)

39 --- > Tucker Carlson ... "Trump is a slave to others. He's not running anything." ✅︎
---

It's their language. Boy's drunk the KoolAid, that's for sure.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 02:35 PM (vPv7/)

40 "Who would do this?"

Bill Gates. It's always Bill Gates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 02:35 PM (edUvp)

41 4 So Tucker is now openly bragging about repudiating everything he formerly said he believed. The only surprise is that he's being so open about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2026 02:26 PM (edUvp)

Qatari money's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 02:35 PM (KKMoa)

42 Somewhat relevant, Citizen Vigilante is indeed available for free on X at the moment. So far it's not exactly falling into the category of great cinema (it is a Uwe Boll film after all) but the first five minutes tell you why it's banned in Germany and the usual suspects are screaming bloody murder about it.

Posted by: It's not very progressive, that's for sure at June 25, 2026 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

43 Is he going to be railing against the perfidy of Scandinavians in five years? "I can't believe how much bad stuff I said about Jews back then! Jews are great! It's those horrible frostbacks ruining everything, akshully!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:30 PM (Ot/FD)

Don't get me started on those dirty Svens.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 02:36 PM (N1DT3)

44 The speakers seem to spread over a wide area of the mountain and can be heard if you are within so many feet of them.

Who would do this?

What are they really doing?

Have any of you ever witnessed Anything like this?
Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)
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*** Dr. Walter Bishop was unavailable for comment. ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 02:36 PM (gnNyN)

45 This reflecting pool story just keeps getting stupider.

It's a test for how stupid, ignorant and evil the left is.

The National Park Service says, "yes, absolutely. On June 9, we discovered the liner had been cut with a sharp knife or razor. Also, several post caps were thrown in."

The AP, barely a paragraph later, "Trump has asserted, without evidence, that vandals have damaged the liner."

I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed.

And yes, there is a lawsuit filed to stop the repairs.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:36 PM (73/SM)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

47 It's real easy to stop the muslims and dot head indians from causing the problems they do.

Stop allowing them into the country. But as a country we have no balls to do what needs to be done so read up on the koran and develop a taste for curry.

Posted by: Bad Days Ahead at June 25, 2026 02:37 PM (iaSq/)

48 I'm so old I remember a president who said we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (nyrxc)

Except the president who said that brought them over here in large quantities.

Because he's a traitor, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)

49 Trump is a scatterbrained idiot running the country into the ground because he has no idea what he's doing and also he's the puppet of a slick cadre of racist Joooooo overlords guiding his every move from the shadows.

Please. I'm begging ya. Pick a fucking lane. I don't care which one. Just pick one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:37 PM (Ot/FD)

50 Qatucker Qatarlson = Batshit Cray Cray

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:38 PM (2YhKe)

51 God always has His people conquered by worse people because they strayed from Him. Then He shows mercy and destroys the enemies...but not after a lot of death, pillaging and heartache.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Bladerunner2019 at June 25, 2026 02:38 PM (hg9DX)

52 Meanwhile in Germany a 14 year old boy was beheaded and in France a 17 year old boy beaten to death by the muzzie usual suspects.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 02:39 PM (n5tGW)

53 Gad Saad reposted this AI video made by an anon.
Powerful and sickening that the Jews can only have 1 home:

https://tinyurl.com/5daandza

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:39 PM (kX27y)

54 52 Meanwhile in Germany a 14 year old boy was beheaded and in France a 17 year old boy beaten to death by the muzzie usual suspects.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 02:39 PM (n5tGW)

Obviously the Amish Liberation Front is acting up again.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 02:40 PM (KKMoa)

55 Historian: "How did your country get taken over by muslims?"

America: "Slowly at first, then all at once."

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (+48wn)

"The Left let them in and the Right rolled out the red carpet"

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 02:40 PM (BpOXo)

56 51 God always has His people conquered by worse people because they strayed from Him. Then He shows mercy and destroys the enemies...but not after a lot of death, pillaging and heartache.

Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Bladerunner2019 at June 25, 2026 02:38 PM (hg9DX)

So, not PCUSA then.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 02:40 PM (Gqar8)

57 The Utilitarians think muslims are just like any other Tool...

Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2026 02:40 PM (HmitH)

58 I, too, want a free Palestine. I mean they really need to do something about that city council there. It's Texas, after all. We're one of the freest of the free states.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:40 PM (2YhKe)

59 I saw the one about the French kid. They'd already beat the crap out of him but of course the cops didn't touch that case. So then they caught him again and finished the job.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (gKWVE)

60 We are not getting out of this leftist induced crazy without some blood letting.

Buy. Ammo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (xvV+O)

61 Here's a video about all of those solar powered speakers found on Mount Shasta:

https://youtu.be/GqooAA_L99k

Posted by: Freaky Deaky at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (nyrxc)

62 Tucker's fascination with demon possession, explained.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (bNf8H)

63 32 I would like to know who in Seattle thought designating the Iran v. Egypt game as “Pride Night” was funny.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:33 PM (p4NUW)

I thought it was funny but I'm not in Seattle.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (mTPps)

64 Somewhat on topic:

Morning Joe, today: 'The Bottom Line Is New York City Is Not America.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 02:42 PM (rii+a)

65 LAFD says week long warehouse fire, a huge roof full of solar panels, is out. But I can still smell smoke. There's still all the rotting food...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 25, 2026 02:42 PM (Kt19C)

66 Many times I said on television, "The problem is Islam. The problem is Muslims. They all want to kill us. They're all crazy. They're all in this lunatic suicide cult created by Muhammad in the 7th century." And I believed that.

I was hysterical. I believed that. No, that's not true. Nothing about that is true, but I believed it.



What's he worth? What did he get from islhamic nations?

How much to sell off who you are to become someone else?

Because EVERYTHING you USED to believe is FACT, proven by islhamists over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)

67
Calling Trump "an old man," "weak," and says he is working on behalf of "supernatural power."

Tucker further claims that "Trump is hostile



Tucker is a goyper now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)

68 Their preferred calling card is "Moops".

Posted by: Gail at June 25, 2026 02:43 PM (hyQrc)

69 The Left will never forgive the Jews for letting the Left murder them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 25, 2026 02:43 PM (VZKpw)

70 I'm so old I remember a president who said we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2026 02:32 PM (nyrxc)
--

Then GWB imported millions of muzzies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 25, 2026 02:43 PM (xvV+O)

71 I'm so old I remember a president who said we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.


==

...also said that Ishalm is a religion of Peace....

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:44 PM (GD0B3)

72 Muslims: We object to you saying we want to kill you. We DO want to kill you, but you shouldn't say that out loud. It hurts our feelings, so then YOU will be responsible when we kill you.

Oh, and can I borrow your goat for the weekend? KTHXBI

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (bl07w)

73
I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed.


Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:36 PM (73/SM)
------
The left hates beauty in all its forms.

Some might say there's a certain resident of a certain fiery oblivion that also hates beauty and works through tortured souls to do his bidding here on earth.

Posted by: ballistic at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (oqH4h)

74 Is it Friday afternoon yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (HM3at)

75 Trump ... is working on behalf of "supernatural power." -- Tucker

Only one of us confessed to being felt up by zutts in the middle of the night, akhi.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

76 Here's a video about all of those solar powered speakers found on Mount Shasta:

https://youtu.be/GqooAA_L99k
Posted by: Freaky Deaky at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (nyrxc)



Yank them. Crush them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)

77 "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy! And we shall have peace !"

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (GD0B3)

78 A lot of insanity floating to the surface. It's like mental algae.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (rj6Yv)

79 74 Is it Friday afternoon yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think today is Lokiday.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

80 Once Sharia takes over, all will at peace, you see.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)

81 Psychopaths are always dangerous, but the problem with a stupid psychopath is that they can actually bamboozle themselves and spiral into a little neutron star of self-perpetuating nonsense that's even more dangerous than picking a mark here or there to terrorize with their psychosis would be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (Ot/FD)

82 Is this my cue?

Posted by: Hasan at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (wVcYX)

83 Trump IS working on behalf of a Supernatural Power, as a matter of my strongly held belief.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (Gqar8)

84 I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed."

Was in DC a couple of months ago, and I was quite impressed at how decent things looked.... unlike when I moved from the area during the reign of Teh Won.

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)

85 67
Calling Trump "an old man," "weak," and says he is working on behalf of "supernatural power."

Tucker further claims that "Trump is hostile


Tucker is a goyper now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)

Tucker has become the Right's "The View".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

86 I would like to know who in Seattle thought designating the Iran v. Egypt game as “Pride Night” was funny.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:33 PM (p4NUW)

I thought it was funny but I'm not in Seattle.
Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 02:41 PM (mTPps)

I wonder how many so-called Pride people will show up in full regalia. If they do, I'm sure it will make the news.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (qx7Zg)

87 Oh, and can I borrow your goat for the weekend? KTHXBI
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (bl07w)

Don't. It's a pain in the ass to drive across two towns to get that goat back. not as painful as for the goat at least

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (gKWVE)

88 80 Once Sharia takes over, all will at peace, you see.
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)

Fetch me my Zaporozhian hat. I'd like to dash off a quick response.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (Ot/FD)

89 runner

The biggest killer by number of Sharia-compliant Muslims is ... Muslims. Not even close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (u82oZ)

90 Once Sharia takes over, all will at peace, you see.
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)



Most, if not all, islhamic nations are sharia. Are they in peace or are they constantly at war with themselves murdering each other all the time?


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (2YhKe)

91 Oh, and can I borrow your goat for the weekend? KTHXBI
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (bl07w)

Don't. It's a pain in the ass to drive across two towns to get that goat back. not as painful as for the goat at least

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (gKWVE)

Nah. I've never hurt the goat at all.

Posted by: Microdick Graham Platner at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (rii+a)

92 45 I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed.

And yes, there is a lawsuit filed to stop the repairs.


will no one think of the algae?

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (sGtp+)

93 Calling Trump "an old man," "weak," and says he is working on behalf of "supernatural power."
--
The Purple-Lipped Faggot Obama says Trump is scared of him and knows better to step to him.

Said, I'm sure, as he sits, legs crossed at the knee, one foot tucked behind his calf.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (73/SM)

94 The biggest killer by number of Sharia-compliant Muslims is ... Muslims. Not even close.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:47 PM (u82oZ)

Just like another sporty demographic group.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (rii+a)

95 Just checking in… am I still a virtue?

Posted by: Forbearance at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (9TspW)

96
I DESPERATELY hope both teams simply refuse to take the field.

Or that their fans absolutely riot and shred/burn all the Pride stuff.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 02:34 PM (rii+

Iran is pushing back and wanting FIFA to guarantee there will be no ceremony or promotional activities in support of the alphabet group.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (pZEOD)

97 Critical Drinker has a review of Supergirl. It's everything you expected.

https://youtu.be/Qk9cuYz4sLc

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)

98 That Iran-Iraq war was really helping the world out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (n5tGW)

99 Yay divershitty

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (4o0UL)

100 I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed.

And yes, there is a lawsuit filed to stop the repairs.

will no one think of the algae?
Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (sGtp+)



Everything will be fine soon.

Jm J Acosta is ALL OVER IT, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (2YhKe)

101 90 Most, if not all, islhamic nations are sharia. Are they in peace or are they constantly at war with themselves murdering each other all the time?

just as you cannot have true communism in one country (there needs to be no escape, you see), you can't have true islam in one country.

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

102 I was big mad when Fox fired Tucker. Now I realize they were ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (lBlv7)

103 >>>these people will start manipulating the jury system just as has happened in the UK.

There is always self-help.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

***

This is why I buy ammo.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (2WIwB)

104 It's supernatural shit all the way up and down.

Posted by: Sam & Dean Winchester at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (wVcYX)

105 Everything will be fine soon.

Jm J Acosta is ALL OVER IT, you guys.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 02:49 PM (2YhKe)

That's not what Pool Reporter is supposed to mean, is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (Ot/FD)

106 Here's a video about all of those solar powered speakers found on Mount Shasta:"

Maybe pick one up? Take a picture? Hit the off button?

Nah. Weirdly out of focus video!

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (XuXeR)

107 Most, if not all, islhamic nations are sharia. Are they in peace or are they constantly at war with themselves murdering each other all the time?

==

Well, as long as they have a common enemy, they have to need to focus on minor neighborly disagreements...

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (GD0B3)

108 Is JD Vance still good friends with Tucker Carlson? I don’t generally believe in cutting off friends but there are definite limits…. If I were Vance I’d have already had a heart to heart with him basically saying if that’s what you really believe I need to back away…. I’m curious if he’s even attempted such a discussion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 02:51 PM (PDysD)

109 Be funny if somebody handed out Egyptian and Iranian rainbow flags.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 02:51 PM (n5tGW)

110 Democrats big mad that USPS won't deliver ballots in California:

https://tinyurl.com/2admd8ts

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:51 PM (kX27y)

111 I’m curious if he’s even attempted such a discussion
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 02:51 PM (PDysD)

That's not really a discussion that should ever be had. Nothing good ever comes of it. Just back away and have done with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (Ot/FD)

112 I bet Acosta pees in every swimming pool he's allowed to swim in.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (gKWVE)

113 Can I just point out that democrats have been pissing in our pool for years, so the reflecting pool vandalism is just one more instance?

Most of us were housebroken by the time we were three years old, but not these stellar citizens. Not them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (bl07w)

114 88 Fetch me my Zaporozhian hat. I'd like to dash off a quick response.

didn't realize you needed a special hat to drive a zaporozhets.

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (sGtp+)

115 Anyone who has spent any time in the middle east will tell you it's a fucked up place full of horrible people. Yes, you might find an exception here and there, but the vast majority are fucked up humans. Leave it to the scorpions and camel spiders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (2UnvF)

116 45 I just can't get over how the repairs are so enraging to the left. How angry they are that ... it's getting fixed.

And yes, there is a lawsuit filed to stop the repairs.
>>>

will no one think of the algae?
Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (sGtp+)

It's time for Direct Action!

Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

117 109 Be funny if somebody handed out Egyptian and Iranian rainbow flags.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 02:51 PM

Rainbow balls?

But seriously, was this supposed to be a statement or are they really so dumb they don’t understand the Muslims aren’t embracers of alternate lifestyles? Pride Match. Good grief.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 02:53 PM (Wmg4n)

118 Just checking in… am I still a virtue?
Posted by: Forbearance
------

Not always, it seems...

Posted by: The money changers at June 25, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

119 What if those people who want health care have no health for which to care?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 25, 2026 02:53 PM (T6aVk)

120 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Emergency life-affirming hug. Still with proper hand placement and quick release.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (u82oZ)

121 There's another extremely retarded story the left is pushing.

An unknown 79 year-old man was authorized to take an experimental medicine.

And Ted Luie and the left are all "that must be Trump! He'd dying! We know it!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (73/SM)

122 I was big mad when Fox fired Tucker. Now I realize they were ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at June 25, 2026 02:50 PM (lBlv7)

Ain't that the truth.. they knew him best! On top of all the other sins, and costing them a billion dollars, it is my understanding that he overinflated his standing with upper management to other "talent", making it sound like he is bosom buddies with the Murdoch spawn, when in reality he had lunch with him once or something.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

123 So Tucker is now openly bragging about repudiating everything he formerly said he believed. The only surprise is that he's being so open about it.

My deeply held views say one thing but these Qatari checks say another so...

Posted by: Tucker at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

124 Mildly OT: What is America's ceremonial knife? A Ka-Bar? Bowie?

What is Ireland's ceremonial knife? Wales? For England, I believe it's a dagger, and Scotland a dirk. Perhaps it's time to send a few containers of very sharp ceremonial knives to the UK for the natives, in order for them to wear their proper attire.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (qx7Zg)

125 I remember when Tucker was the new darling on the right after Bill O'Reilly got caught having phone sex in his garage.

Good times, good times...

Posted by: Worthless and Weak at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (iaSq/)

126 It's time for Direct Action!
Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (bl07w)

127 Sioux City, Iowa- HELLO!

Posted by: Larry King at June 25, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

128 There's a good new vid from Mark Halperin and 2-Way . He and two women discuss the Dem Socialist v Dem fight. The one woman was a former Cuomo advisor and she appears to think the Dems have lost their minds and are in trouble

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 02:56 PM (ik64N)

129 tcn in AK

Let's not bicker over who is cutting the Reflecting Pool and wishing Trump was dead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:56 PM (u82oZ)

130 It's real easy to stop the muslims and dot head indians from causing the problems they do.

We should partition the US into NYistan and Indiana.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 25, 2026 02:56 PM (MDua2)

131 Holy sh$t, students support the terrorist who tried to burn alive dozens of peacefully protesting Boulder residents????


Wtf?

Oh, also this morning a guy from Lakewood (Denver) went to Pearl street in Boulder because he wanted to hurt people. He stabbed two random passers by before being arrested. No information on his name, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 02:56 PM (4KUe5)

132 I think we've seen enough of similar groups to regard the members of 'Students for Justice in Palestine' as proto-terrorists and act accordingly.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (CwhoI)

133 121 There's another extremely retarded story the left is pushing.

An unknown 79 year-old man was authorized to take an experimental medicine.

And Ted Luie and the left are all "that must be Trump! He'd dying! We know it!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (73/SM)

Be fun to ask ol' Teddie about his medical history, since he seems to think Trump's should be public.

I wonder how many strong antibiotics it takes to damage the brain so badly you end up as Ted Liu.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (bl07w)

134 Following this to its logical conclusion is a nightmare for America.

Violence is inevitable. Hopefully not on a large scale, but Muslims being who they are, will look at UK and think they can do the same without a pushback.

Things will get bloody. Our media will clutch their pearls in horror as the Islamists violently remove the gay/tranny population. There won't be any real pushback until some overt mass attack occurs and suddenly, hopefully it's not too late.

If this country had any sense, we'd ban immigrants from any country where beheadings occur.

Islam IS hate. All one has to do is open their eyes

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (vOERH)

135 It's time for Direct Action!
Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (bl07w)

No, he's sitting over there. Alone. Splitter!

Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (wVcYX)

136 7% voted in recent NY elections; just saying

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)

137 Resume: "They/Them" -- [Stops reading, throws in trash. Washes hands.]

Posted by: Reality Winner at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (qUkBO)

138 Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?"

We're the people's front for the liberation of algae...

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 02:58 PM (XuXeR)

139 No partitions!
Deportation and denaturalization.
Not compatible. Period.
No accommodation.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 02:58 PM (4KUe5)

140 Then GWB imported millions of muzzies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 25, 2026 02:43 PM (xvV+O)

Because there were no evil Muslims in America before Bush 43.

(Rolls eyes. Again. Where the fuck is this shit coming from?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 25, 2026 02:58 PM (T6aVk)

141 129 tcn in AK

Let's not bicker over who is cutting the Reflecting Pool and wishing Trump was dead.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:56 PM (u82oZ)

Well, okay, but you still need to call me Loretta.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:58 PM (bl07w)

142 Lizzy

We are an unactivated militia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

143 Resume: "They/Them" -- [Stops reading, throws in trash. Washes hands.]
Posted by: Reality Winner at June 25, 2026 02:57 PM (qUkBO)

Send reply: Sorry, we only have one opening. We cannot accept all of your requests for employment at this time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 02:59 PM (qx7Zg)

144 Is Mayor Katie Wilson going to attend the Iran vs Egypt soccer match so that she be filmed waving her Pride flag?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 02:59 PM (2sfNr)

145 tcn in AK

As you wish.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

146 2 hours and 1 minute til I'm officially on vacation!

Will be heading to TX to see Rush this weekend with my guy!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (lOlUK)

147 119 What if those people who want health care have no health for which to care?

it's a conundrum.

Posted by: medical assistance in dying at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (sGtp+)

148 Meanwhile, "The Singapore-flagged Ever Lovely was hit by Iran's IRGC while transiting the Strait of Hormuz in a group of three ships following the IMO-designated route along Oman's coast. Seafarers in the flotilla said no warning or radio contact from Iran's navy preceded the attack. No casualties reported, according to the WSJ."

Why would IRGC do that ??? Don't they know that the Strait is OPEN??

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)

149 >>>But seriously, was this supposed to be a statement or are they really so dumb they don’t understand the Muslims aren’t embracers of alternate lifestyles? Pride Match. Good grief.

Muslims are allies until they don't need you anymore. Then they get stabby. The UK is a warning that few here on the left seem to recognize.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (CwhoI)

150 Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae

---
It's Palgae
The P is silent, like in swimming

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (4o0UL)

151 > 20 So Tucker actually became Muslim, or is he just taking their money to act like a Muslim?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2026 02:29 PM (vbXSk)

My guess?

They have pictures of him having anal sex with a dead underaged male sheep, or something along those lines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (IG3/x)

152 screaming in digital

Safe travels and a lot of unspecified fun activities.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (u82oZ)

153 It's time for Direct Action!
Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (bl07w)



So tell me, is Algaeia right next to Elbonia?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

154 So, I live on the beach, in one of the most progressive areas of Seattle


There are more AMERICAN flags flying than fag flags.

Interesting times.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (Hp7o4)

155 Then GWB imported millions of muzzies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 25, 2026 02:43 PM (xvV+O)

Because there were no evil Muslims in America before Bush 43.

(Rolls eyes. Again. Where the fuck is this shit coming from?)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 25, 2026 02:58 PM (T6aVk)

Of course there were - but he made it worse.

You're making the exact same argument the left makes when they trot out the 'illegals commit FEWER crimes than Americans!' argument.

No. They commit crimes IN ADDITION to Americans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (rii+a)

156 74 Is it Friday afternoon yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 02:45 PM (HM3at)

I wish! I am entirely not motivated today. Like at all. I have to go teach classes tonight, and I don’t even know 1 of them. I should be swiffering the house, Saijo is blowing his coat so there is an endless supply of white floofy hair everywhere. But instead here I am. You should live closer to me, you know. We could float around in the pool right now and just ignore everything outside the gate.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (Wmg4n)

157 Put snipers with paintball guns around the pool, shoot pissers in the junk. Also have cameras mounted for the laughs.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (cS1cw)

158 Will be heading to TX to see Rush this weekend with my guy!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (lOlUK)



Have fun! Safe Travels! Say hi to Buc-ee Beaver!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (2YhKe)

159 > What is Ireland's ceremonial knife?

One of those tools they use to cut blocks of peat for fuel.


> Wales?

Sheep shears.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (IG3/x)

160 I had this thought; if the judiciary wasn't on "their" side, would the push back on the left, and the Islamists have had the desired effect by now?

Seems to me to be one of the, if not the]/i] thing stopping us from stepping in and halting this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (jehhT)

161 It's time for Direct Action!
Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (bl07w)

No, he's sitting over there. Alone. Splitter!

Posted by: Algae Liberation Front


I'm not lichen your attitude, buster.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (jehhT)

163 Once again, we should have chain deportation.
If one can be an anchor through which an entire clan can come in here, then it can work the opposite direction, too.

You defraud Medicare, you attempt mass murder, you rape? You and your family are outta here!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (4KUe5)

164 Citizen Cake

In more than 1 nation the Left used the Muslims to aid in taking power. Once in power, the Muslims killed them and took power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (u82oZ)

165 138 Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?"

We're the people's front for the liberation of algae...


we are the crack suicide algae squad

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (sGtp+)

166 I saw Fag Flag open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2020.

I lost a bet........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

167 My speculation is the Tucker Carlson something inside him snapped when he got fired by Fox…. Now he has no guidelines and he’s slowly (now quickly) slipping into lunacy.

When someone of his age completely changes lifelong convictions it’s an indication that the brain has gone haywire. Slow motion nervous breakdown….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (QXqum)

168 Tucker was always at least one bubble off plumb, but he really went sideways this time and I don't think there's any coming back. I do wonder if he's been doing those weird new age drugs or something because when he went, he went all at once. Not sure if he is still capable of rational thought at this point. Not sure I completely care, either.

You make your bed....

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (bl07w)

169 Singapore is mostly in China's area of influence, IRGC targeting them is an odd choice

Posted by: Tucker at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

170 > 161 It's time for Direct Action!
Posted by: Algae Liberation Front at June 25, 2026 02:52 PM (wVcYX)

Wait, I thought we were the Liberation Front for Algae?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 02:54 PM (bl07w)

No, he's sitting over there. Alone. Splitter!

Posted by: Algae Liberation Front

I'm not lichen your attitude, buster.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)


You seem like a fun gi

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (IG3/x)

171 161 I'm not lichen your attitude, buster.

i'm not your buster, friend

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (sGtp+)

172 I hate this new wireless keyboard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (jehhT)

173 Saijo is blowing his coat



I'm not sure I want to know what this is a euphemism for........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (2YhKe)

174 Afternoon, Horde...how goes it?

In solidary with America's 250th birthday, I decided to purchase an American flag to hang outside my house.

It's all set up and ready to go for Independence Day 2026.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (gnNyN)

175 154 So, I live on the beach, in one of the most progressive areas of Seattle


There are more AMERICAN flags flying than fag flags.

Interesting times.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 03:01

I already told you how much I loved seeing Seattle’s reaction to the USA game, it was so amazing. I don’t know if it would have been as impactful if it was some place like here, it was beautiful.

And then your powers that be, with no connection to the people who were all so patriotic, decide Pride Match makes total sense for Iran v. Egypt. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (Wmg4n)

176 Is Mayor Katie Wilson going to attend the Iran vs Egypt soccer match so that she be filmed waving her Pride flag?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2026 02:59 PM (2sfNr)

She'll run onto the field in her Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, waving a giant Pride Flag. Once she hits the center of the field, she'll begin running through the Iranian fans, then the Egyptian fans.

If she makes it back to her police detail, she'll run home to Mommy and Daddy's house to hide.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (qx7Zg)

177 The solar powered speakers on the mountain are, no doubt, an “art” installation, for some meaning of the word art.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (tPQMP)

178 Bowie? K-Bar? I have no objection to either. However, the WWI trench knife was obviously designed with one purpose in mind. Pic:

https://shorturl.at/fiHip

Posted by: The money changers at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

179 I had this thought; if the judiciary wasn't on "their" side, would the push back on the left, and the Islamists have had the desired effect by now?

It would mean so many changes, but a fully pro-American judiciary would probably mean most of the illegals were already gone and Republicans would have a 300+ seat count in the House...

Posted by: Tucker at June 25, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

180 >>>When someone of his age completely changes lifelong convictions it’s an indication that the brain has gone haywire. Slow motion nervous breakdown….

Medically, it's called Bill Kristol Syndrome.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 25, 2026 03:05 PM (CwhoI)

181 Put snipers with paintball guns around the pool, shoot pissers in the junk. Also have cameras mounted for the laughs.
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 25, 2026 03:01 PM (cS1cw)


Just hold their heads under the water so they can see the damage they have done.
Five minutes ought to do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 03:06 PM (2WIwB)

182
You make your bed....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 03:03 PM (bl07w)



You have no chance to survive make your bed.

Posted by: CATS at June 25, 2026 03:06 PM (2YhKe)

183 So, I live on the beach, in one of the most progressive areas of Seattle


There are more AMERICAN flags flying than fag flags.


While the blue shitties are more leftwing then the rest of the country I suspect if only citizens were voting and only one vote per citizen you'd see most of them with old school Democrats and a few Republicans in office - not the insane socialists they have now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

184 > One of those tools they use to cut blocks of peat for fuel.


Not entirely a joke. You could fuck someone right the hell up with one of those, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 03:06 PM (IG3/x)

185 Is it possible to have a middle view?

I'd like the people who import Muslims to America to be stopped and all the Muslims here shipped back.

But I also don't really give a sh*t about what Muslims do over there in their own Muslim sh*tholes.

Posted by: White Winger at June 25, 2026 03:06 PM (6Rf1G)

186 So tell me, is Algaeia right next to Elbonia?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

Just south of Peruvia, I believe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 03:07 PM (bl07w)

187
https://shorturl.at/fiHip
Posted by: The money changers at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

What an interesting piece of WWI memorabilia!

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

188 I rarely post on this site, but I read it every day because Ace is amazing.
What the f happened to Tucker? He gets some cash from the Arabs and abandons every moral principal he ever had? (or did he ever have them)
Crazy!

Posted by: Tamminator at June 25, 2026 03:07 PM (tHEhe)

189 Islam is cancer. You don't negotiate with cancer, you root it out and destroy it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2026 03:08 PM (CHHv1)

190 I got an old weed fork/puller thing from an estate sale. Has a 4 foot handle. I can defend the property with it, trust. Weed pulling is in my DNA, and culture.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 25, 2026 03:08 PM (cS1cw)

191 So tell me, is Algaeia right next to Elbonia?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 03:00 PM (2WIwB)

Just south of Peruvia, I believe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 25, 2026 03:07 PM (bl07w)



I KNEW I should've taken that right toyne at Albakoiky!

Posted by: Bugs at June 25, 2026 03:08 PM (2YhKe)

192 Islam is cancer. You don't negotiate with cancer, you root it out and destroy it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2026 03:08 PM (CHHv1)



Best description yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)

193 Bowie? K-Bar? I have no objection to either. However, the WWI trench knife was obviously designed with one purpose in mind. Pic:

https://shorturl.at/fiHip
Posted by: The money changers at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

That works too. I'm thinking ahead to when we demand a ceremonial knife. I'm not silly enough to open the can of worms about the one true ceremonial American handgun.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 03:09 PM (qx7Zg)

194 The solar-powered speakers on the mountain are interesting.

The puzzling thing is how they are getting a signal?

Bluetooth - In an outdoor area you’d be luck to get a signal around 100 feet, at most.

WiFi - Outdoors, it could work to about 300 feet.

Wired - Miles of speaker wires strung and buried.

It only makes sense in the video if the woman on the horse, or a friend, was sending signal to the speakers with a phone or laptop.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 25, 2026 03:09 PM (6ydKt)

195 Have fun! Safe Travels! Say hi to Buc-ee Beaver!
Posted by: Sponge
---
There is only ONE Buc-ees on my route to TX. I am more excited than the German tourists when I go there!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2026 03:10 PM (lOlUK)

196 Algeria, another French mistake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 03:10 PM (BlJUs)

197
174 Afternoon, Horde...how goes it?

In solidary with America's 250th birthday, I decided to purchase an American flag to hang outside my house.

It's all set up and ready to go for Independence Day 2026.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (gnNyN)

Yay! I have decorated the studio and boutique to celebrate. I have red, white and blue bunting up and dedicated one of the big clothes walls to all red, white and blue. I specifically bought really cute red and white t- shirts, and blue and white toile tank tops just for this moment. I was so excited when it was time to flip the store to this! I also have red, white and blue hair clips and pony tail holders, red white and blue socks. We are celebrating this country, dang it!

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:10 PM (Wmg4n)

198 One evening my wife says to me "we have to name the outdoor kitty". I was on here and had just read "saijo" so I said saijo and she goes all 'I loves it'.
Couple weeks later she goes "Have you fed side show?" I'm all WTF are you talking about?
"Side show. The outdoor kitty."
"Oh."
Guess I just sort of mumbled it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:11 PM (mTPps)

199 196 Algeria, another French mistake.

diaria > algeria

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 03:11 PM (sGtp+)

200 @174. "Perfessor"
I decided to purchase an American flag to hang outside my house.

So your house has a target on it now.

Just kidding, I hope.

Posted by: Case at June 25, 2026 03:11 PM (IY9No)

201 Iraqi KAR-98s have a pig sticker that is 12in of sharp steel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (BlJUs)

202 194 The solar-powered speakers on the mountain are interesting.

The puzzling thing is how they are getting a signal?


*whistles innocently*

Posted by: elon musk at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (sGtp+)

203 Since we are over 100 posts...my Ryobi weed wacker stopped working. The battery is fine it gives juice to other Ryobi tools I have and it is sitting in the weed wacker correctly because it makes the appropriate click sound when I plug it in.

The wildcard in all this...it stopped working when my girlfriend was using it and no she doesn't often use it.

Physically it looks fine there is no damage or weeds jammed in it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

204 It's almost as if you turn your own country into a turd-world shithole by importing millions of parasitic turd-world shithole death cultists ... or something.

/At least it's not intentional suicide by our own home-grown homicidal-suicidal death cult (AKA The Left and their GOPee #ReichWing butt-boys). Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (FGAbQ)

205 @167

>>When someone of his age completely changes lifelong convictions it’s an indication that the brain has gone haywire. Slow motion nervous breakdown…

We have a solid 30 year window of Tucker not being a lunatic, a war monger to be sure.

Which I think is ultimately what's behind most of this.

He's taken his deep regret on being a booster of The GWOT and allowed that to eat out the substance of his brain and is now simply a lunatic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (XV/Pl)

206 Couple weeks later she goes "Have you fed side show?" I'm all WTF are you talking about?
"Side show. The outdoor kitty."
"Oh."
Guess I just sort of mumbled it.
Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:11 PM (mTPps)



My wife has gotten into this thing where she continues a conversation she's having in her head and wants me to take part, thinking I've been in her head, listening the whole time........

"WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

207 Piper,
That sounds just lovely.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (pUOWF)

208 Safe travels and a lot of unspecified fun activities.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
thanks Salty! Hugs to you!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (lOlUK)

209 When I worked in DC I had a coworker whose husband was National Park Police.A few things I learned from him:
- Every park, even the little patches of green space between office buildings in DC is the jurisdiction of the NPP. They are all across the city, not just the national mall.
- They are police, not park rangers. A lot of the criminals they arrest are typical city crimes, such as drug trafficking, violence, etc. the guy I knew had been a NYC cop for years before moving to DC.

These idiots vandalizing the reflecting pool have no idea who they are dealing with!


-

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (4KUe5)

210 I'm not sure I want to know what this is a euphemism for........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (2YhKe)

Certain dogs will shed their coat over the space of what seems like eternity. A couple times a year. Huge clumps of hair. Like their body is but a portal to a dimension crammed full of hair.

This too was the story of Ajax.

Posted by: Larry King at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

211 Import 10s of millions of third worlders and explicitly ban assimilation and of course your country will start to look more like the third world.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

212 192 Islam is cancer. You don't negotiate with cancer, you root it out and destroy it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2026 03:08 PM (CHHv1)


Best description yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)

Also works for Communists. Gang members. Democrats. Methodists.....

Posted by: (Not to mention shitkickers and hornswogglers) at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (Ot/FD)

213 Since we are over 100 posts...my Ryobi weed wacker stopped working. The battery is fine it gives juice to other Ryobi tools I have and it is sitting in the weed wacker correctly because it makes the appropriate click sound when I plug it in.

The wildcard in all this...it stopped working when my girlfriend was using it and no she doesn't often use it.

Physically it looks fine there is no damage or weeds jammed in it.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

Silly, but obvious question: Does it work now if she uses it?

If it does, she does something different with it, or the weed wacker has selected a new master.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (qx7Zg)

214 "Side show. The outdoor kitty."
"Oh."
Guess I just sort of mumbled it.
Posted by: Reforger
---
I think Sideshow Bob would be a pretty good cat name!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (lOlUK)

215 >>>The solar-powered speakers on the mountain are interesting.

If you listen closely, you can hear the dwarves singing "Diggy Diggy Hole".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (CwhoI)

216 My wife has gotten into this thing where she continues a conversation she's having in her head and wants me to take part, thinking I've been in her head, listening the whole time........

"WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

Admission against interest: I'm HORRIBLE about this. A conversation will end, then I'll make like seventeen logical leaps from one topic to another in my head. That reminds me of this, which reminds me of that, et al.

Then, at the end, I speak aloud. And NOBODY has any idea what I'm talking about, even though it makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 03:15 PM (rii+a)

217 "WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah. I'm one of the voices in my wife's head too.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:15 PM (mTPps)

218 This is totes legit

Text message from state DPS saying I have tickets.

Sender has a Yahoo address.

As I said, totes legit. /sarcasm

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (BlJUs)

219 Once again, we should have chain deportation.
If one can be an anchor through which an entire clan can come in here, then it can work the opposite direction, too.
---
It's repatriation, not deportation.

We are reuniting them with their families.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (73/SM)

220 So I guess it is the Joos controlling Trump?

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (YwEeS)

221 173 Saijo is blowing his coat



I'm not sure I want to know what this is a euphemism for........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:04 PM (2YhKe)

It’s a euphemism for getting an entirely new coat for summer so all the hair from his spring coat needs to go. How a 25 lb dog can generate this much hair is incredible. He was groomed yesterday so it’s slowed down, but I think I can make 5 Shibas out of what he left on the floor yesterday prior to his groom.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (Wmg4n)

222 "WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

My wife and I do that to each other so often now that we've taken to coming up with the most ridiculous responses possible to whatever square-turn non-sequitur just popped out of the other's face...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (Ot/FD)

223 I rarely post on this site, but I read it every day because Ace is amazing.
What the f happened to Tucker? He gets some cash from the Arabs and abandons every moral principal he ever had? (or did he ever have them)
Crazy!

Posted by: Tamminator at June 25, 2026 03:07 PM (tHEhe)

-------------

He's been selling his soul (if not his body) likely his entire adult life.

* cues Kansas *

"All he is is grift in the wind ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (FGAbQ)

224 We have a very strange find out of California. A horseback rider has discovered hundreds, if not thousands, of solar powered speakers in the mountains of Mount Shasta.

You can clearly hear the speakers giving off an overall "White Noise" type of sound.

Some of the speakers do seem to play what sounds like a human voice.

The speakers seem to spread over a wide area of the mountain and can be heard if you are within so many feet of them.

Who would do this?

What are they really doing?

Have any of you ever witnessed Anything like this?
Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

You know what is significantly missing from this report? Any indication of a signal source to drive the speakers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (1z8ji)

225 I support the right of return.

For all illegals living in America.

We must not stop you from returning home.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 03:17 PM (73/SM)

226 Piper,
That sounds just lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (pUOWF)

I agree.

My only thought while reading was if you'd considered red, white, and blue scarves to tie back ponytails. I remember seeing this fashion, just not when it was.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 03:17 PM (qx7Zg)

227 The wildcard in all this...it stopped working when my girlfriend was using it and no she doesn't often use it.

Physically it looks fine there is no damage or weeds jammed in it.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

Silly, but obvious question: Does it work now if she uses it?

If it does, she does something different with it, or the weed wacker has selected a new master.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (qx7Zg)

Wait. Lawn tools can synch up cycles now?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2026 03:17 PM (wVcYX)

228 Solar powered speakers?

Nit saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 03:18 PM (BlJUs)

229 217 "WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah. I'm one of the voices in my wife's head too.
Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:15 PM (mTPps)

Oh. And I know when I'm entering one of these conversations where the conclusion is already worked out by the word "So." coming out of her mouth.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:18 PM (mTPps)

230 Silly, but obvious question: Does it work now if she uses it?/i]

No, in fact she came to me and told me it doesn't work and so she can't use it any more.

She did do a good job cleaning out a bunch of weeds I noticed so she was using it correctly but it stopping working suddenly after she used it is just odd. And no I'm not suggesting she broke it intentionally or anything like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

231 How a 25 lb dog can generate this much hair is incredible. He was groomed yesterday so it’s slowed down, but I think I can make 5 Shibas out of what he left on the floor yesterday prior to his groom.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:16 PM (Wmg4n)



We had a Husky for 14 years.

I'm STILL finding his hair under and around things when moved. He's been gone for 12.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)

232 Wait. Lawn tools can synch up cycles now?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2026 03:17 PM (wVcYX)

Depends.

Is it a brushless motor? Brushless motors are all the rage these days. Not like those giant brushes we had in the 70s.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (rii+a)

233 Islam is cancer. You don't negotiate with cancer, you root it out and destroy it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm
__

This^^^

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (W14bs)

234 If you listen closely, you can hear the dwarves singing "Diggy Diggy Hole".
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 25, 2026 03:14 PM (CwhoI)

No, I think the speakers are blaring "Make us whole!".

Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (KKMoa)

235 Someone getting a knitted Shiba Soup coat for Christmas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (BlJUs)

236 Yes, “repatriation.”
Much better term, thank you!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 03:19 PM (4KUe5)

237
My wife has gotten into this thing where she continues a conversation she's having in her head and wants me to take part, thinking I've been in her head, listening the whole time........

"WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

You and my husband need to go out for a beer and commiserate

Posted by: moki at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (wLjpr)

238 198 One evening my wife says to me "we have to name the outdoor kitty". I was on here and had just read "saijo" so I said saijo and she goes all 'I loves it'.
Couple weeks later she goes "Have you fed side show?" I'm all WTF are you talking about?
"Side show. The outdoor kitty."
"Oh."
Guess I just sort of mumbled it.
Posted by: Reforger at June

This is almost as funny as the animal communicator telling me Sabi is mad Saijo keeps calling him Bobby.

Ps. Saijo means the very best one. If you ever call Sideshow by his real name.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (Wmg4n)

239 What is that sound? Yeah, there... just off the ridge over there... it sounds like....

The collected speeches of Barack Obama?

Eeeew. I was wondering why the forest seemed so smug today.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (Ot/FD)

240
We must not stop you from returning home.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 03:17 PM (73/SM)



https://youtu.be/WyE6XeY_LVA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (2YhKe)

241 "WHAT are you TALKING about?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah. I'm one of the voices in my wife's head too.
Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 03:15 PM (mTPps)

Soon, you'll also be the no good, two timing, double dealing, mean mistreating, cold dead beating, cheating spouse in her dreams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (wVcYX)

242 You and my husband need to go out for a beer and commiserate
Posted by: moki at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (wLjpr)



I'd be happy to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:20 PM (2YhKe)

243 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 03:12 PM (XV/Pl)

Some people will believe whatever you pay them to believe.

He is one. 20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 03:21 PM (BpOXo)

244 The wildcard in all this...it stopped working when my girlfriend was using it and no she doesn't often use it.

Physically it looks fine there is no damage or weeds jammed in it.

Posted by: 18-1

=====

Don't overthink it.

It's broken because you're not a good listener.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 25, 2026 03:22 PM (xIRtx)

245 Brit Lass gives me the "middle" version of many a conversation. Though to be fair to the girl, she has gotten better at it.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 03:22 PM (BpOXo)

246 Side Show is a cute name though.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2026 03:22 PM (YwEeS)

247 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 03:22 PM (2YhKe)

248 The wildcard in all this...it stopped working when my girlfriend was using it and no she doesn't often use it.

Physically it looks fine there is no damage or weeds jammed in it.

Posted by: 18-1

You know what you did.

Posted by: 18-1's weed wacker at June 25, 2026 03:23 PM (rii+a)

249 Nood

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 03:23 PM (rii+a)

250 That Tucker dog is tracking to a new sCent.

Posted by: AOC at June 25, 2026 03:24 PM (ReKWQ)

251 LMAO....asked AI (the liberal one...GEMINI)

If I innocently and non-violently walk into a mosque with a piece of paper and a pen and draw a picture of Mohammad....will I be attacked?

Answer: "Yes, doing this carries an extreme risk of a violent altercation, physical attack, or detainment."

________________________________

Posted by: Orson at June 25, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

252
Good news: that Soy-mali Liban Mohamed lost in Utah.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 03:27 PM (XJ22o)

253 Gad Saad reposted this AI video made by an anon.
Powerful and sickening that the Jews can only have 1 home:

https://tinyurl.com/5daandza


Great video, but it gets the date of the destruction of the second temple wrong, and why not include the destruction of Solomon’s temple? I know, it could go on and on…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 25, 2026 03:29 PM (tPQMP)

254 will no one think of the algae?
Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 02:48 PM (sGtp+)

Dump a few pounds of copper sulfate into the pool. Will make the water a pretty blue, and it is a potent algicide, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2026 03:30 PM (1z8ji)

255 In Islam being called a slave is probably a deadly insult. In the US, not so much: it just sounds strange and few people use it, as far as I can tell.
I may be wrong, but calling someone a slave sounds strange to me, more than anything else.

Posted by: PG at June 25, 2026 03:30 PM (5tjvu)

256 Nood tranny murder cult

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 03:31 PM (Sy6m/)

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