Kangaroo Backyard Brawl Cafe

Oregon
Ben Milbrath

Canine kiss cam.

Poor little dog just wants peace.

Very sassy dog.

Dumb blonde.

Pet squirrel is crying because wild squirrels stole her stored nuts.

After a long day of work, it's nice to come home.

Dog and duck enjoy a game of chase:

The best game of chase..🐕🐾🦆😅 pic.twitter.com/CVyixnZPir
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

How the tables have turned..🐆🐗😅 pic.twitter.com/TENeo6JpeF
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Their favorite show is on..🐕🐾🐈📺😍 pic.twitter.com/AF1anjNMAI
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Meanwhile in Australia..that kick..🦘🦘😅 pic.twitter.com/DswW1xEi4J
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

It's old but still so cute:

She knows she's beautiful..🐕🐾💃👜😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/BJFw9neGWd
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM

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1 ygvew45vy34wy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:14 PM (XJ22o)

2
ace, your Quick Hits are too fun and too loaded with material. I could stay down there willowing myself forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:15 PM (XJ22o)

3 *sigh

In before shitty trolls.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)

4 Quick Hits are great. But marred by a shitty troll!

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

5
Dog was definitely playing, but the duck might have meant business.

Funny the way it kept cheating by jumping into the water.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:18 PM (XJ22o)

6 The whole state of Oregon in one picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

7 Smith Rocks. Just outside Redmond along the Crooked River.

Posted by: zonedar at June 24, 2026 07:22 PM (RLrlQ)

8 Kangaroos look like a spaz when they fight.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2026 07:23 PM (3uBP9)

9 Somebody told me that kangaroos are just weasels that can hop.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

10 Oregon looks like it needs to be populated with robots in a theme park.

Posted by: gKWVE chooses to see the beauty at June 24, 2026 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

11 A giraffe is missing in Texas.
Wandered of a 5k acre ranch.
Tag reads Gracie.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

12 She is chipped

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

13 Wish I hadn't died of dysentery. I would have liked to have seen Oregon.

Posted by: zombie Oregon Trail Pioneer at June 24, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

14 I always assumed that no animal was more indifferent and insane than a Honey Badger.

Warthog...."hold my beer, and if you spill any I'll kick your ass after I'm done with THESE two pussies."

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2026 07:29 PM (dIske)

15 Masai, Northern, Reticulated, and Southern giraffes.

Its is Texas So I am guessing Southern.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

16 A giraffe is missing in Texas.
Wandered of a 5k acre ranch.
Tag reads Gracie.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM

One of my neighbors has a zebra.

It's name is Ziggy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

17 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

18 I had a reticulated giraffe
My pet jaguar ate it

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

19 The dog that is barking in the background of the kangaroo fighting video has an Australian accent.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

20 It's name is Ziggy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

I hear they are Lonesome, On'ry and Mean

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

21 When I was a little girl, we had a Mallard drake and a dog who were best friends. They chased each other around the yard. Then one day, the duck flew away and the dog disappeared soon after. My uncle was the dog catcher in my little hometown, though, and he found me the best dog, a beagle my mom named Sam. Once, when I was home alone, someone opened the screen door. She chased him out of the yard and climbed the fence right on his ass, baying all the way. She knew all my secrets and never told a soul. Everyone should know the love of a good dog.

Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:35 PM (VJX5o)

22 Better than hoboes fighting in the yard, I tell you what.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:37 PM (mWKAz)

23 I hear the drug lord hippos are for sale.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

24 Quick Hits are great. But marred by a shitty troll!
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

*runs downstairs to sharpen his fangs*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:39 PM (mWKAz)

25 Oregon, much like Washington State is split by the Cascade Mountains. Dry and piney on the east side, wet and green on the west. Beautiful coastlines. Fertile ground for fruit trees of many types. Fabulous wineries. Amazing winter sports.

Don’t come here. It’s awful.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (q4zNi)

26 Don't anybody nood or anything

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (ZlZWm)

27 I hear the drug lord hippos are for sale.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The only way elephants, two for a $.25, are a bargain, is if you need two elephants.

Posted by: Ramseyisms at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

28 She chased him out of the yard and climbed the fence right on his ass, baying all the way. She knew all my secrets and never told a soul. Everyone should know the love of a good dog.
Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:35 PM (VJX5o)

We had a ridgeback
I told the bug guy DO NOT come in the yard
He did
When he ran thru the fence it looked like a cartoon
Same dog
She slept inside in the winter (north texas)
Someone outside my house
I let her out
I heared much yelling and cussing
Dottie thot best night ever

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)

29 Whoa! Talk about a severely-worded statement:

“First, we would reiterate previous comments that dumping trash onto the street and stealing public property for your own personal use are both illegal antisocial behaviors, and not what New Yorkers do. On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid.”

-- NYC Department of Sanitation

(The Knicks-themed trashcan was eventually returned to the Department of Sanitation.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

30 Now I know where everyone went from the last thread.

Posted by: Bulg at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)

32 It would be pretty cool to have random kangaroos fighting in my yard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

33 But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM

Hermanx!

Come sit next to me.

* pats bench *

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

34 Kangaroos are crazy. Absolutely bonkers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (afFes)

35 Good evening, horde.

Little dog that wants peace reminds me of growing up as a middle child.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (zYpTz)

36 LIVE: Trump delivers State of the Union address (full speech)

Is it over, AND no one mentioned it WTF?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (GebTj)

37 "not what New Yorkers do."

Well, except for that New Yorker.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

38 *trudges back upstairs slightly chagrined to find the troll had been nuked*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:46 PM (mWKAz)

39 Huh. Looks like there was briefly some tornsdo action around Schaumberg, IL.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (ZlZWm)

40 Every animal in Australia is crazy. The only sane animals are invasive species.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (P4bJX)

41 That warthog has a crazy hairdo. Maybe the cats were taunting him about it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (afFes)

42 Excuse me, Now, they've got a banner up.

Trump speaks at 9 PM Eastern

State of the Union

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (GebTj)

43 How was your meet up, bluebell?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

44 The loathsome Dan Goldman lost his bid for reelection in NYC's 10th Congressional district to -- get this -- an anti-Jewish communist.

isn't that all Democrats these days?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (UZCuZ)

45 That warthog has a crazy hairdo. Maybe the cats were taunting him about it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (afFes)
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Who knew that wildlife sported mullets?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gnNyN)

46 *trudges back upstairs slightly chagrined to find the troll had been nuked*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:46 PM

I think there's a little of the top-shelf Valu-Rite premium pour left after last night's rush precipitated by Ben Had buying everyone a drink.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

47 Marine Band now,
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:49 PM (GebTj)

48 How was your meet up, bluebell?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)
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It was great! Perfect weather, a fantastic crowd. Only thing missing was representation from Rhode Island. Ahem.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:49 PM (afFes)

49 >>Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM

The backyard was family territory. If you came out of the house you were welcome. If you came in any other way, you were a chew toy. She bit my grandpa when he came through the back gate while helping my dad work on the fence. Daddy told him he'd have to go in the house and then come back out. I had to walk him to the door.

Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (VJX5o)

50 Who knew that wildlife sported mullets?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gnNyN)
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Not me, that's for sure. We just have regular old wildlife around here, deer, foxes, skunks, raccoons, the occasional coyote, the even more occasional bear, etc. Nothing with exotic hairdos or MMA training.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (afFes)

51 31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)
Did you look under their tail?

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

52 Did someone say "REPRESENTATION??"

Posted by: Sisters of perpetual Indulgence at June 24, 2026 07:52 PM (mWKAz)

53 Not me, that's for sure. We just have regular old wildlife around here, deer, foxes, skunks, raccoons, the occasional coyote, the even more occasional bear, etc. Nothing with exotic hairdos or MMA training.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (afFes)
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That's about what we have here in Missouri.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:52 PM (gnNyN)

54 2 ace, your Quick Hits are too fun and too loaded with material. I could stay down there willowing myself forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:15 PM (XJ22o)

Darn. I was out on the porch reading, and missed the quick hits. Will have to scroll through later. I did skim the content (thanks, Ace, some of us read it), but didn't delve into the comments.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:53 PM (zYpTz)

55 34>>>Kangaroos are crazy. Absolutely bonkers.

It's because they marry their first cousins.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2026 07:53 PM (4VH0B)

56 I think there's a little of the top-shelf Valu-Rite premium pour left after last night's rush precipitated by Ben Had buying everyone a drink.

*grabs lighter and snifter*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:54 PM (mWKAz)

57 13 Wish I hadn't died of dysentery. I would have liked to have seen Oregon.
Posted by: zombie Oregon Trail Pioneer

There is a museum in Casper Wyoming dedicated to showing this and a hundred other ways the pioneers rolled pushwagons across the prairie and croaked.

Stolen land my ass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2026 07:55 PM (Y8DZL)

58 Hungry bulldog is so typical. Man, they are sassy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)

59 Kangaroos remember were originally criminals from England

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

60 From the Floor:

youtube.com/watch?v=fmieoSTI_yY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (GebTj)

61 I'm not sure those kangaroos are 100% purebred. They were circling clockwise occasionally.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

62
It would be pretty cool to have random kangaroos fighting in my yard.
Posted by: JackStraw

I keep getting the same two kangaroos instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

63 SanFran, I saw your announcement on Pixy about BoyF's new job!!! How wonderful for him. May he do well and bless the people he will work with.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (4VH0B)

64 Kangaroos remember were originally criminals from England
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)
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Too right.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (afFes)

65 "Live" State of the Union was streamed "4 months ago."

As in, when it actually happened. Isn't there a law about proclaiming that something is live when it isn't? I mean, there oughta be.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

66 I'm watching "Agatha Christie's Poirot" and came to a realization.

It sucks being a famous detective because you never really get a break.

You go on a cruise to get away from it all and someone dies under mysterious circumstances.

You go out to the country to celebrate Christmas and your host keels over and has his prize gems stolen.

You go down to the corner store to get a newspaper and three people are dead in your neighborhood before you get home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:00 PM (gnNyN)

67 Pet squirrel is crying because wild squirrels stole her stored nuts.
_______________________

This is a metaphor for "transgenderism" a few years later.

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2026 08:02 PM (dIske)

68
*looks at Café menu*

Horsemeat is the special? Again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)

69 "It sucks being a famous detective because you never really get a break."

And then there are the everyday mysteries, like who put the dill pickle jar back in the fridge with no pickles in it, where did that screw come from, and where is my damn cellphone?

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)

70 This thing is supposed to be a celebration but Tunnels to Towers is giving a sermon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (GebTj)

71 *looks at Café menu*
Horsemeat is the special? Again?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:03 PM

Is this going to spur a complaint to the Sous Chef?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)

72 And then there are the everyday mysteries, like who put the dill pickle jar back in the fridge with no pickles in it, where did that screw come from, and where is my damn cellphone?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)
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That last one gets me all the time.

I need to keep M. Poirot on retainer just so I can keep track of it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:07 PM (gnNyN)

73 I've been spending the day mowing the property. 4 hours. And nursing a piece of shit freezer with hundreds of dollars of meat in it. One of like, 4 possible issues all related to microprocessors or motors.

I'm tired.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM (jehhT)

74
Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

75 Bad day to be in Venezuela. Two 7+'s hit.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2026 08:09 PM (1zcQ9)

76 Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM

Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

77 Horsemeat is the special? Again?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Neigh!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2026 08:12 PM (IChWT)

78
Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

____________

The HEB 1905 vanilla is very good. But in the future if I'm at Kroger, I'm getting Blue Bell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

79 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

This is known. The only other one I'll eat is from a Mom and Pop place down the road. Expensive as all get out but damn good.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2026 08:13 PM (IChWT)

80 Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM

Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)
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I had a hankering for mint chocolate chip ice cream recently. Blue Bell was the only brand at my local Walmart that had a mint chocolate chip.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:14 PM (gnNyN)

81 51 31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)
Did you look under their tail?
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

4 see above

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

82 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

Honey vanilla about the worst thing I ever tasted.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 08:16 PM (/+uur)

83
Alejandro Kirk is why I love baseball. Guy looks a sack of potatoes but he's the starting catcher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

84 Tillamook or Island Creamery.
Kid has a preference now for soft serve which we have in island. I think it reminds her of the ice cream trucks.
Blue Bell didn’t impress me.

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (KQ27X)

85 I better turn this off
Havexa good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

86 The Freedom 250 Grand Prix of Washington, D.C., will take place Aug. 22-23, 2026,
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Last Mall race was in the 19th century and they didn't use cars.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (GebTj)

87
Surprisingly, the Aldi upbrand "select" ice cream is cream and egg and sugar.

Whipped corn syrup with substitutes is easily detected by how light the container is, or you could just read the contents list, moron.

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (Y8DZL)

88 Somebody told me that kangaroos are just weasels that can hop.
Posted by: fd

I thought kangaroos were t-rex deers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

89 Blue Bell didn’t impress me.
Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (KQ27X)

Blue bell always tastes... icy to me.

Tillamook I find to lack flavor.

Best ice cream i know of right now is kroger private selections Chocolate Ganache. With a side of their vanilla bean. Amazingly good. If you like chocolate and vanilla ice cream side by side.

I actually miss a bordens eagle brand vanilla Mammaw used to get, but I have never found it in the past 35 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:22 PM (G3T/K)

90 79 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

This is known. The only other one I'll eat is from a Mom and Pop place down the road. Expensive as all get out but damn good.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2026 08:13 PM (IChWT)

If you are in Wisconsin for any reason, and if you have a hankering for real ice cream, go to the Sassy Cow Creamery and collect any and all flavors. If you are polite, you can go out back and visit the baby cows. They will suck on your fingers and generally look cute.

You will know whereof your ice cream came.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 24, 2026 08:23 PM (bl07w)

91 Our official unofficial mascot has outsourced security to the Savannahs. He is pretty dang useless as a dog. But boy is he cute!

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2026 08:24 PM (OoFl2)

92 https://sassycowcreamery.com/

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 24, 2026 08:25 PM (bl07w)

93 86 The Freedom 250 Grand Prix of Washington, D.C., will take place Aug. 22-23, 2026,
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Last Mall race was in the 19th century and they didn't use cars.

Posted by: Braenyard

I'm thinking of going but DC in August is similar to being inside a greenhouse/oven. Not a pleasant experience.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 24, 2026 08:27 PM (ntk8v)

94 I just had a giant bowl of BJ's store brand chocolate ice cream for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2026 08:28 PM (m0MIc)

95 Daryl Hall just recently had a kidney transplant.

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2026 08:28 PM (O7XEN)

96 Trump had kangaroo matches planned at the white house but the democrats lost their shit because it was racist, like slavery.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 24, 2026 08:29 PM (fkjGs)

97 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.

Does Breyer's still exist? We used to always get that. Their vanilla and mint ones were especially good.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2026 08:30 PM (1zcQ9)

98 Does Breyer's still exist? We used to always get that. Their vanilla and mint ones were especially good.
Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2026 08:30 PM (1zcQ9)

I always liked rhe vanilla fudge twirl but... they have cheapened it. Its a lot more airy now and whipped and washed out tasting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:32 PM (G3T/K)

99 And the cartons are so tiny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:32 PM (G3T/K)

100 Oh another one thats good is Graeters. Their mint chocolate chip is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:33 PM (G3T/K)

101 Meanwhile in Australia..that kick..

Taze them, mate!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 24, 2026 08:33 PM (R+iUD)

102 Warthog...."hold my beer, and if you spill any I'll kick your ass after I'm done with THESE two pussies."
Posted by: Orson

They were standing on MY dirt.

Posted by: the warthog at June 24, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

103 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

Eaten off the end of a shiv

Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:35 PM (QMAsf)

104 Whether I was in NM or TN, Breyer's was readily available. I agree with Aetius on the quality.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 08:35 PM (ZlZWm)

105 All right, Ace! That's a great photo of Smith Rock State Park. I've been thinking of painting it but my own photos were taken around mid-day and are kinda blah. Will have to get back up there and take some more, preferably around 10 AM when the shadows are nice and dramatic and the colors aren't washed out. We were in Terrebonne OR for the 2017 total solar eclipse and I've seen some amazing photos of a rock climber silhouetted against the eclipse; apparently they started climbing several hours beforehand just so they'd be in the right spot for that brief, minute-and-a-half interval. Awesome.

Posted by: tankascribe at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (NtoJk)

106 103 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

Eaten off the end of a shiv
Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:35 PM (QMAsf)
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Even I use a spoon for ice cream. I am not a savage.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (afFes)

107 Icreamforbears dot com

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (OoFl2)

108 7% of the eligible voters in NYC voted. With turnout like that, they don't even need to cheat.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

109 Icreamforbears dot com
Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (OoFl2)

Get out of here eith your 'healthy' ice cream with real honey. Pfagh! Pfagh I say!

Probably has kale in it.

(j/k)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:40 PM (G3T/K)

110 Even I use a spoon for ice cream. I am not a savage.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (afFes)

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Whatever you say, ma'am.
*backs away slowly*

Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:40 PM (QMAsf)

111 7% of the eligible voters in NYC voted. With turnout like that, they don't even need to cheat.
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

And yet for LA, they still had to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:40 PM (G3T/K)

112 Daryl Hall just recently had a kidney transplant.
Posted by: SMOD

I can't go for that.

Posted by: John Oates at June 24, 2026 08:42 PM (DZ9Lv)

113 104 Whether I was in NM or TN, Breyer's was readily available. I agree with Aetius on the quality.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 08:35 PM (ZlZWm)

The basic flavors are still good, actual ice cream. Vanilla bean, strawberry, chocolate, possibly butter pecan. Any of those flavors with ribbons of stuff and other inclusions will be whipped up and full of weird stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:44 PM (zYpTz)

114 Daryl Hall just recently had a kidney transplant.
Posted by: SMOD

I can't go for that.
Posted by: John Oates at June 24, 2026 08:42 PM (DZ9Lv)

Evidently a Kidney is on his list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:44 PM (G3T/K)

115 Any of those flavors with ribbons of stuff and other inclusions will be whipped up and full of weird stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:44 PM (zYpTz)

Not that I wouldn't eat them; the Breyer's chocolate peanut butter is pretty darn tasty.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:45 PM (zYpTz)

116 Even baskin Robbins while still good does not taste quite right. My palate may be jaded, but I worked in food quality for 15 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:45 PM (G3T/K)

117 Even I use a spoon for ice cream. I am not a savage.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM (afFes)

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Whatever you say, ma'am.
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:40 PM

Don't make any sudden moves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2026 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

118 Get out of here eith your 'healthy' ice cream with real honey. Pfagh! Pfagh I say!

Probably has kale in it.

(j/k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work

It’s really good, and look how short that ingredient list is!

Posted by: Piper at June 24, 2026 08:52 PM (OoFl2)

119
Whoa! Talk about a severely-worded statement:

“First, we would reiterate previous comments that dumping trash onto the street and stealing public property for your own personal use are both illegal antisocial behaviors, and not what New Yorkers do. On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid.”

-- NYC Department of Sanitation

(The Knicks-themed trashcan was eventually returned to the Department of Sanitation.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Now THAT is the art of shame. Well deserved and probably effective. I don't know how that girl will face the world (sorry, hon, but you freakin' dumped a load of trash on a sidewalk so you could steal a trash can for its cuteness, not even because you needed to hold trash), and I imagine it will be a while before she gets another 6-figure job in Manhattan. She has taken her LinkedIn profile down. This will haunt her for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 08:55 PM (XJ22o)

120 I'm biased, but some of these national anthems at the world cup are atrocious.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 24, 2026 08:56 PM (l26NL)

121 Whatever you say, ma'am.
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:40 PM

Don't make any sudden moves.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2026 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

But DON'T show fear either- that only invites attack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:56 PM (G3T/K)

122 DOYLESTOWN, PA — A Philadelphia woman has been sentenced for the murder of a Wrightstown Township man who authorities said she stabbed to death because he woke her up from her sleep while she was staying with him in October 2023

... A former cellmate of Macklin at the Bucks County Correctional Facility testified that Macklin admitted to killing MacFarland simply because he woke her up to ask for help finding his shoe.

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Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (tcsrY)

123 Eaten off the end of a shiv
Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:35 PM (QMAsf)
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Even I use a spoon for ice cream. I am not a savage.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 08:37 PM

A little-known factoid of Horde Lore - bluebell was the inspiration of, and a technical consultant for the John Wick movies.

* Anything * is a lethal weapon in her hands.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (0sNs1)

124 “First, we would reiterate previous comments that dumping trash onto the street and stealing public property for your own personal use are both illegal antisocial behaviors, and not what New Yorkers do. On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid.”

-- NYC Department of Sanitation

Actually is seems EXACTLY like the kind of thing New York city folk would do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (G3T/K)

125 >>On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid.”

>>-- NYC Department of Sanitation

When you are being called out by the garbageman it might be time to reconsider your life.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 08:58 PM (viF8m)

126 I'm biased, but some of these national anthems at the world cup are atrocious.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 24, 2026 08:56 PM (l26NL)

Better than the games themselves though

Posted by: Doof at June 24, 2026 08:58 PM (QMAsf)

127 "The basic flavors are still good, actual ice cream. Vanilla bean, strawberry, chocolate, possibly butter pecan. Any of those flavors with ribbons of stuff and other inclusions will be whipped up and full of weird stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:44 PM (zYpTz)"

I tried the Snickers Bar version and yep, fluffy and less flavor than I thought it should have. Will not buy again.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 08:58 PM (ZlZWm)

128 A little-known factoid of Horde Lore - bluebell was the inspiration of, and a technical consultant for the John Wick movies.

* Anything * is a lethal weapon in her hands.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (0sNs1)

I once saw her kill three men with a drink umbrella.

A drink umbrella.

Posted by: Vigo at June 24, 2026 08:59 PM (G3T/K)

129 Macklin admitted to killing MacFarland simply because he woke her up to ask for help finding his shoe.
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Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (tcsrY)

She was sleepy, dammit! He was probably fixin' to put the Eagles on the record player, too. And I'll bet she's menopausal. Perfect storm, and all that. Some things just can't be helped.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 09:00 PM (zYpTz)

130 I wish I were one-tenth as exciting as you all think I am, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 09:01 PM (afFes)

131 Cats are weird.

I dump out a bunch of cat treats in front of Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) and she scarfs them down like deep-fried Mars bars.

I do the same for Hexie and she avoids them like they're kale-wrapped brussels sprouts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 09:03 PM (gnNyN)

132 Darigold and Carnation were the best Darigold had an edge for us because my grandpa was a Darigold milk man. Playing in his delivery truck was a rare treat.

Posted by: LASue at June 24, 2026 09:03 PM (lCppi)

133 So I’m thinking that we now know why Martina McBride and other celebrities decided to bail on the 250 celebration because they were informed that Trump was going to give a rally speech at the beginning of it. Never mind it goes on for 16 days in which I am unaware of Trump doing anything more than possibly attending some events. What a bunch of weasels.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 24, 2026 09:03 PM (75PsO)

134 Is it possible to do anything in NYC and NOT be on camera?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)

135 I wish I were one-tenth as exciting as you all think I am, lol.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 09:01 PM

Don't believe it, Horde. Y'all wish you could party with bluebell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2026 09:04 PM (Wnv9h)

136
7% of the eligible voters in NYC voted. With turnout like that, they don't even need to cheat.
Posted by: fd

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I was wondering what the turnout was, expected it to be low, and... really? Not 17? SEVEN PERCENT? That's almost statistically impossible. Five percent is where you hit statistical significance. Realistically, you should get 5% turnout without any votes even being cast.

Well, what can one say, except the DSA may have a verrry savvy strategy indeed, which is to gain power in places with a huge political/economic/social/cultural profile that grossly overshadows what turns out to be a very small citizens' collective voice. Like, just motivate a couple ten thousand crazies to vote for you and voila! You're in charge of a city of millions!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 09:05 PM (XJ22o)

137 >>Is it possible to do anything in NYC and NOT be on camera?

In Manhattan? No.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 09:06 PM (viF8m)

138 A little-known factoid of Horde Lore - bluebell was the inspiration of, and a technical consultant for the John Wick movies.

* Anything * is a lethal weapon in her hands.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:57 PM (0sNs1)

Does that include Bluebell the hen?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2026 09:08 PM (qx7Zg)

139
When you are being called out by the garbageman it might be time to reconsider your life.
Posted by: JackStraw

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When you are being called out by a commie city government agency it may be time to go back to reconsider your life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 09:11 PM (XJ22o)

140 Well, what can one say, except the DSA may have a verrry savvy strategy indeed, which is to gain power in places with a huge political/economic/social/cultural profile that grossly overshadows what turns out to be a very small citizens' collective voice. Like, just motivate a couple ten thousand crazies to vote for you and voila! You're in charge of a city of millions!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 09:05 PM (XJ22o)
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There is a mad genius to their approach to local elections...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 09:13 PM (gnNyN)

141 All these earthquakes...got me wondering about that 6th Seal.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 24, 2026 09:19 PM (Vvh2V)

142 Trump is kicking off America's 250th celebration in D.C.at the National Mall

Hearing Christopher Dean Macchio perform ‘O, America! and Lee Greenwood sing 'God Bless the USA' have a way of making everything fine. 💕

The President is making an uplifting speech and asks, please show up on July 4th.

Posted by: L - Ni nic, another fine day at June 24, 2026 09:20 PM (NFX2v)

143 I used to by Hagen Dasz from BJ’s but it would always be icy. Then, one day I saw a pallet of the stuff thawing in front of the freezer waiting to be put away.
I buy my ice cream at the local parlor.

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2026 09:21 PM (nLdZ2)

144
There is a mad genius to their approach to local elections...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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They are all about local elections. It's a madly genius approach in itself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 09:24 PM (XJ22o)

145 We had a rare action crime drama incident here in Happy Valley the other. There was a dispute at the Dairy Queen, I heard it was over a soft drink, which resulted in a stabbing. A police chase ensued resulting in a multi vehicle pile up followed by police shooting resulting in the stabber's death. And now the punchline. Stabber was a M to F tranny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 24, 2026 09:25 PM (ndZc7)

146 107. Posted by Piper

Thanks for the link. I had no idea it's available nearby.

Posted by: L - Ni nic, another fine day at June 24, 2026 09:26 PM (NFX2v)

147 The Great American State Fair commenced on June 24, 2026, in Washington, D.C. This event is significant as it celebrates the 250th anniversary of the United States.

The Marine Band was the best thing. The kick off was poor. Bad show for the performers that boycotted, may they go bankrupt.
The coming events sounded fun. Good time to vacation in DC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 09:27 PM (GebTj)

148 I think we are in trouble. All these World Cup guests are not going to leave. They will go around the US doing the viking row, and the bagpipe thing, and the Dutch wave, or whatever, make videos of portion sizes and stuff they can't get over there. FOREVER !

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 09:29 PM (GD0B3)

149
No body gives a shit about NY.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 09:29 PM (GebTj)

150 Does that include Bluebell the hen?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 24, 2026 09:08 PM

Chickens are descended from velociraptors, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 09:30 PM (0sNs1)

151 And they don't carry toothbrushes for their beaks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 09:32 PM (GebTj)

152 Who does that one kangaroo think he is, James T. Kirk?

Posted by: The patented flying drop kick at June 24, 2026 09:32 PM (TbWk/)

153 I've been curious about Yasso frozen Greek yogurt ice cream. Not curious enough to seek it out but if I come across it . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 24, 2026 09:32 PM (ndZc7)

154 153 I've been curious about Yasso frozen Greek yogurt ice cream. Not curious enough to seek it out but if I come across it . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 24, 2026 09:32 PM (ndZc7)

Consider the Greeks' long-storied predilections and contemplate just what creamy substances might be lurking in that frozen confection.

Posted by: Just saying at June 24, 2026 09:34 PM (TbWk/)

155 Like, just motivate a couple ten thousand crazies to vote for you and voila! You're in charge of a city of millions!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 09:05 PM (XJ22o)

Mamdani got 1.1 million votes. It’s more than a few crazies .

Posted by: Heroq at June 24, 2026 09:37 PM (rjPWf)

156 ...the 16-day Great American State Fair on the National Mall

This summer, DC is hosting a massive America250 celebration featuring carnival rides, live music, food vendors, movie screenings, military flyovers, a giant Ferris wheel, a rodeo (hope they talked to Ft Worth about that) and a two day F1? race around the mall.

This stuff should be televised or available to be seen, White House site?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 09:38 PM (GebTj)

157 I get the Breyers 5 ingredient vanilla here and the Hersey syrup with minimal ingredients and no HFC. It's okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 24, 2026 09:38 PM (bkuEU)

158 The DQ stabbed.

https://tinyurl.com/mw748kvm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 24, 2026 09:38 PM (ndZc7)

159 a two day F1? race around the mall.

Indycar and it will be televised on Fox. Race is in late August (22-23).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 24, 2026 09:40 PM (ntk8v)

160
145 We had a rare action crime drama incident here in Happy Valley the other. There was a dispute at the Dairy Queen, I heard it was over a soft drink, which resulted in a stabbing. A police chase ensued resulting in a multi vehicle pile up followed by police shooting resulting in the stabber's death. And now the punchline. Stabber was a M to F tranny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 24, 2026 09:25 PM

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He sure showed them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2026 09:40 PM (fzVL+)

161 Daryl Hall just recently had a kidney transplant.
Posted by: SMOD

I was totally immersed in metal music by the time Hall and Oates came about. Never liked their pop music.

That said, Daryl Hall is a good man, and an excellent musician, I wish only the best for him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 24, 2026 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)

162 158 The DQ stabbed.

https://tinyurl.com/mw748kvm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Typical, the lede says person killed by police. FAILS to mention that the perp cut several people, tried to kill, ran away in car slammed into several other cars.

The cops didn't save anyone, they killed an innocent tranny.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 09:44 PM (GebTj)

163 DSA movement of the past couple of years is like the tea party movement. That movement got squashed pretty fast by the GOPe with an assist from the media.

I’ll be interesting to see if the Dem establishment does the same or if they go along for the ride and see where it ends up.

Posted by: Heroq at June 24, 2026 09:44 PM (rjPWf)

164 btw Chris Pine / Hugh Grant's D&D movie is still good

Posted by: gKWVE at June 24, 2026 09:44 PM (gKWVE)

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