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Two More Leftwing Incels Charged In Planned UFC Mass Casualty Attack; Another Incel Kills Two People in Montreal

Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina. Maybe that's not the way God or biology (or both) designed men to live their lives.

Maybe it does something insidious to your brain.


Just a thought.


Two new defendants charged in alleged White House UFC mass-casualty attack plot

Jordan W Rincker allegedly transferred a shotgun and funneled cash to co-defendants who planned to storm the White House


The FBI has identified two additional suspects in the alleged plot targeting the UFC Freedom 250 event in Washington, D.C., bringing the total number of publicly identified defendants to seven.

Newly unsealed court records identify Missouri resident Jordan W. Rincker and Washington state resident William Lee Spartacus Falkner as alleged members of the conspiracy. Prosecutors say Rincker allegedly helped fund and facilitate the operation, while Falkner allegedly discussed procuring and operating drones intended for use in the attack.

...

Falkner allegedly joined a Telegram chat devoted to drone operations June 7 and communicated with other alleged conspirators about drone procurement, tactics and the use of explosives, according to the Washington state complaint.

Prosecutors allege Falkner discussed obtaining multiple drones through a network of contacts and argued that "the more drones the better." Court records also allege he exchanged messages about drone payloads, anti-jamming measures, fiber optics controls and the number of drones needed to carry out the attack.

The complaint alleges Falkner claimed he could obtain drones capable of carrying heavy explosive payloads and discussed coordinating their acquisition with other members of the group.

...

The newly unsealed affidavit also suggests investigators were examining whether members of the group discussed a potential future attack targeting a FIFA World Cup match scheduled for July 3 in Kansas City, Missouri.

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Prosecutors said the plotters met around March through a TikTok community known as "Vanguard of the Old" where participants shared workout videos and tactical content before moving to encrypted Signal chats.

TikTok, huh? Why does Trump permit China's propaganda/destabilization app to exist in the US? (It's banned in China!)

That's a rhetorical question. I know why: Because it's popular among the brainwashed, vacant-eyed youths and no one wants to incense the incels. A lot of the more disturbed losers threatened to literally kill themselves if TikTok were banned.

But sometimes, you have to bite the bullet.

Meanwhile, a similar nihilistic violence event actually came to fruition in Montreal.

Suspect 'neutralized' after Montreal shooting leaves at least 2 dead including officer



A suspected gunman has been neutralized by authorities following a Monday shooting in Montreal's Cote-des-Neiges neighborhood that left a police officer and a citizen dead


A gunman was "neutralized" Monday following a shooting in Montreal that left one police officer and one other person dead.

Authorities told Fox News that the shooting happened in the Cote-des-Neiges neighborhood of the city.

...

A male officer and a civilian died, he said. A female officer was injured and taken to a hospital in critical condition but was upgraded to stable condition.

Via Beege Wellborn at Hot Air, the incel left behind a manifesto attacking women and capitalism.

Montreal shooting: suspect left a manifesto attacking women and capitalism


The man, who drove from Alberta in recent days, espouses "incel" ideology


The man who opened fire in Montreal on Monday left behind a delusional manifesto in which he attacks, among other things, women and Western capitalist society.

"Be unwavering, move forward, and KILL THEM ALL!" wrote Seth Hatfield in the conclusion of his 104-page document. Police were meticulously analyzing the text on Monday, in the hours following the tragedy that left three people dead.

It is unclear whom the young man proposes killing. According to our sources, Hatfield drove from Alberta in recent days. Investigators believe he espouses an ideology aligned with that of "involuntary celibates," or "incels."

In his lengthy text, which our Investigative Bureau was able to review, he laments "the state of affairs regarding young people (roughly under the age of 30) living in highly developed Western countries."

He decries the plight of the majority of men, whom he calls "ordinary men." He contrasts them with a small number of "brutes"--men supposedly preferred by women due to their attractive physiques. The individual who donned a military uniform at the time of the act is nostalgic for a society founded on traditional values.

Although a lot of this incel's manifesto appears left-wing, you can also see some echoes of the Left-Right Fusion of the Extremes that Tuq'r Qarlson and Cavernous Nostrils are trying to create. (Tuq'r has been railing against capitalism and in favor of socialism for some time. This shouldn't be surprising -- Hitler attacked capitalism as a Jewish contrivance as well. I wonder if this is the "revolutionary violence" he called for in his New York Times interview, before showing his coward's stripe yet again and denouncing himself for having admitted that. Go to 0:48 for that.)

In a speech worthy of the Middle Ages, Hatfield lashes out in all directions. According to him, most women today engage in "frequent and cruel verbal abuse" toward men.

Among other unacceptable remarks, he claims they have also "abandoned all or most efforts to be attractive" -- not to mention the refusal of some to have children.

"For the average man, the closest thing to intimacy he is entitled to is usually watching internet pornography on his phone screen, in the darkness of his bedroom, late at night," he writes.

I didn't say anything about your hobbies, dude.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM




Comments

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1 Another FIRST?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

2 foist

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 23, 2026 01:25 PM (CWTWj)

3 Candy is pregnant. Joy.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

4 Lies!! All lies!!

It was the joooooos.

- Candy and Cucker

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 01:26 PM (YO3Ap)

5 Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina.
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Wait what is this, Nazi Germany?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:26 PM (IEFlH)

6 i thought america's hat had strict gun control

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 23, 2026 01:27 PM (CWTWj)

7 I don't think the Canadian murderer is an incel. He left a 105 page whatchamacallit that seems to boil down to parroting everything the MSM has said for the past 6 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)

8 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.

Posted by: far cry at June 23, 2026 01:27 PM (wXgT/)

9 He traveled 2 thousand miles to commit this crime ? He could not do it in Alberta ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)

10 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.
Posted by: far cry


Would not surprise me one iota.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:28 PM (RFd2l)

11 A lot of the more disturbed losers threatened to literally kill themselves if TikTok were banned.

But sometimes, you have to bite the bullet.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 01:28 PM (bFu5X)

12 suspect left a manifesto attacking women and capitalism

-
Death to the shopping mall!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:29 PM (ndZc7)

13 All of these deranged commie incels look the same. You know how all Downs kids have similar appearances? It's like that.

Except that Downs kids don't have repulsive appearances. These incels do. They are all heinously repulsive to the point where you can smell their stenchy body odor through the computer screen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

14 Lashing out against women and capitalism
------------

A .500 average will get you into the HOF

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:29 PM (IEFlH)

15 I’m not saying time traveling Israelis planned this but I’m also not saying time traveling Israelis did not plan this.

Posted by: Candace Owens at June 23, 2026 01:29 PM (YO3Ap)

16 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop."

Canada eh? Hope they weren't first nations...y.

Posted by: man at June 23, 2026 01:29 PM (XuXeR)

17 "Two new defendants charged in alleged White House UFC mass-casualty attack plot"

I hope this doesn't turn out to be another one of those 'Whitmer kidnapping' plots ginned up mostly by FBI plants.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

18 Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina.

They should be...getting a robotic vagina installed!!! And maybe a pair of DDs! And lots of hormone replacement...

Posted by: Transtifa at June 23, 2026 01:30 PM (1qgf6)

19 William Lee Spatacus Falker? Is he fiercely heterosexual?

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:31 PM (X0axn)

21 >>>I hope this doesn't turn out to be another one of those 'Whitmer kidnapping' plots ginned up mostly by FBI plants.

well they were definitely doing a lot of talking about buying drones and not a lot of buying drones, but it doesn't appear that this is an FBI set-up. One of the incels' mothers saw the plotting and alerted the authorities.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

22 THIS is what Mayor Johnson MEANT to talk about.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (X0axn)

23 his 104-page document.

-
Bill O'Reilly should've told him to be pithy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

24 Ace clearly wants robotic va-jay-jays all for himself. Unlike the real ones they won’t press charges when shelves fall on them.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

25 hope this doesn't turn out to be another one of those 'Whitmer kidnapping' plots ginned up mostly by FBI plants.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

The made up shit is when the “target” is a leftist so they can advance the far right narrative. The FIB would never do it the other way.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (YO3Ap)

26 I am starving. What are we having for lunch?

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)

27 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (bFu5X)

28 >>.7 I don't think the Canadian murderer is an incel. He left a 105 page whatchamacallit that seems to boil down to parroting everything the MSM has said for the past 6 years.

well that french article I quote claims he was complaining about women being "verbally abusive" to men and not making themselves attractive and only being sexually interested in "brutes."

that's all very incelly.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (1wjle)

29 Why did he travel to Montreal ??

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

30 "One of the incels' mothers saw the plotting and alerted the authorities."

Reportedly, I should say. I don't know the actual truth.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)

31 Or..Did he live there or something ?

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)

32 >> Why did he travel to Montreal ??

The thriving art scene.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)

33 “A male officer and a civilian died”

Another reason Canada is not a free country - the military is placed above the civil power. Their police are part of Canadian Forces. In the United States, as our police are not subject to the UCMJ, they are in fact civilians.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (T6aVk)

34 Ace clearly wants robotic va-jay-jays all for himself. Unlike the real ones they won’t press charges when shelves fall on them.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

Come to think of it, the shelf might be of some aid. Have we finally figured out the source and method of the famous Mysterious Shelving Accident?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (IEFlH)

35 >>>31 Or..Did he live there or something ?

no, alberta

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)

36 "Two new defendants charged in alleged White House UFC mass-casualty attack plot"

I hope this doesn't turn out to be another one of those 'Whitmer kidnapping' plots ginned up mostly by FBI plants.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Jr5Lq)
_________

I think one of their mothers got wind of the plot and called the cops. So probably not the Canadian equivalent of an FBI terror plot.

How serious were these retards? Who knows? But they are scum of the earth, utterly cancerous to society, and dangerous enough, so ... throw them in the deepest prison pit and let them rot.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

37 most women today engage in "frequent and cruel verbal abuse" toward men.

Shut UP, Adam!

Posted by: Eve at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (n5tGW)

38 Is a French article anything like a French actor? Asking for residents of MAGA country.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

39 >>>Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina.

Let he who has not . . . cast the first nut.

Posted by: Multiple Miggs at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv)

40 Why did he travel to Montreal ??
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM


Their steak seasoning is pretty good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)

41 am starving. What are we having for lunch?

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)

Grilled buffalo chicken wrap, get to it

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (IEFlH)

42 Why did he travel to Montreal ??
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

Finest strip clubs in North America.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (YO3Ap)

43 Why did he travel to Montreal ??
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)


Sudden craving for smoked meat sandwiches.

Posted by: far cry at June 23, 2026 01:36 PM (wXgT/)

44 26 I am starving. What are we having for lunch?
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)

Cheeseburger / Fries / Garden salad

Posted by: browndog done with 18 at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (WfAGo)

45 the manifesto is on Rebel News

https://tinyurl.com/CANanifesto

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (rbvCR)

46 If this guy wasn't Canadian, he'd be leading the Abolish The Nineteenth Amendment Brigade.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs a nap at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (Wt5PA)

47 Come to think of it, the shelf might be of some aid. Have we finally figured out the source and method of the famous Mysterious Shelving Accident?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:34 PM (IEFlH)

Are you suggesting that the incident stemmed from Ace's predilections for lecherous shelf-pleasuring?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

48 I am starving. What are we having for lunch?
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)
______

The tears and souls of my enemies

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

49 So if I'm piecing together other reports correctly, this Jew-hating commie went to a Jewish neighborhood where he shot a cop named Mohammed, but then Mo's lady cop partner panicked and shot a local rabbi.

Great job all around, guys. Round of golf claps for everyone. This F'ing timeline, man.

Posted by: Georgia Guidestones at June 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Sy6m/)

50 /sock off

Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Sy6m/)

51 I am starving. What are we having for lunch?
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)

Cheeseburger / Fries / Garden salad

Posted by: browndog done with 18 at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (WfAGo)

The other half of a bag of caramels and coffee.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)

52 well that french article I quote claims he was complaining about women being "verbally abusive" to men and not making themselves attractive and only being sexually interested in "brutes."

that's all very incelly.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:33 PM (1wjle)


You spread your net too widely, that includes half the comments here, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (rbvCR)

53 Response to Tucker announcing he's leaving the Republican Party.

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
This isn’t an airport.
You don’t need to announce a departure when you weren’t here in the first place.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (ndZc7)

54 These incel suspects always look like they spent every waking day expecting and not a minute trying.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (NYInA)

55 Ace, you left out the key fact that the neighborhood in Montreal where the terror attack happened is the main JEWISH neighborhood of the city, and the one civilian killed was dressed visibly Jewish. The deail is being suppressed in almost all MSM reports.

Posted by: zombie at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)

56 As I recall Trump actually tried to ban TikTok as it is Chinese Spyware and agitprop, but some black robed Overlord said "no".

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (dvvVb)

57 3 Candy is pregnant. Joy.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

What is this, Kid #5? Her husband must love the Nahtzee talk.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs a nap at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (Wt5PA)

58 "What are we having for lunch?"

A hunk of garlic bread, crackers with cheese spread, an ounce of salted peanuts, four ounces of cherry cobbler. Probably.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

59
The man, who drove from Alberta in recent days, espouses "incel" ideology




Not tied to this in anyway whatsoever.........

Anyone seen AOP?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (X0axn)

60 10 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.
Posted by: far cry


Would not surprise me one iota.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:28 PM (RFd2l)

That's panicky female cop.

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (wjnjX)

61 Did he include a stolen land acknowledgement?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (Cqx++)

62 Somehow this has to be Trump's fault ?????

Wait I know...... Trump closed the US/Canadian Border thus not allowing this murderer to enter the US...

So, it's Trump's Fault !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (TghYn)

63 Had wagu beef, long green beans and cheesed scallop potatoes from HEB prepped lunches. Pretty good.

Posted by: little people at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (ehY6c)

64 I didn't know "incel" was an ideology.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gnNyN)

65 Is a French article anything like a French actor? Asking for residents of MAGA country.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG)


French articles have to agree with the French verb. This is essential for a language like French which does not like null articles.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)

66
Ugly people need sex too.

Sex Co-op?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (OkYzo)

67 the manifesto is on Rebel News

https://tinyurl.com/CANanifesto
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (rbvCR)
________

Reads like large portions were assembled by AI, maybe even the whole thing. The scientific ramblings about the sexes and dimorphism were almost surely pulled either manually or by AI from online sources.

The rest is just bog-standard leftwing commie rants at the world and the great injustices of why this particular commie rat doesn't have everything he thinks he's entitled to. Again: could have been written by AI.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

68 From Montreal, the 2026 Concordia jazz scholarship awards:
youtube.com/watch?v=XyM0gIu_xy4

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

69 So, it's Trump's Fault !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (TghYn)
-

"Stop stealing our reputation!" - The Jews

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (x8PQF)

70 8 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.
Posted by: far cry


In fairness, he kind of looked like a dog.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (gKWVE)

71 You spread your net too widely, that includes half the comments here, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:39 PM (rbvCR)

But half the comments here are from men. Waaaaait a minute....

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (IEFlH)

72 r/SeattleWA

BREAKING: A Washington state man is accused of helping plan an attack on the UFC event at the White House

This is what all of your screeching about Trump has accomplished in the past decade. So liberals, it's really time to sit down, take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself "am I in a cult".

I kind of feel like his parents may have some blame here. Spartacus? Really? Yep I will be damned William (no E) Lee Spartacus Falkner.

19 others involved. I assumed another "everyone else was actually an FBI agent and they conned some rube into making a case". Good on that kids parents for raising the alarm.

But, but, but....Antifa! They are trying really hard to get us to give a shit about that dumb UFC thing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (1qgf6)

73 65 Articles are for nouns, not verbs.

Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

74 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (Jr5Lq)

75 Their steak seasoning is pretty good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)


As is their Cognitive Assessment. Industry standard.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

76 64 I didn't know "incel" was an ideology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Nt only is it an ideology, it is the #1 upward-trending ideology in the US at the moment.

Basically, it's a nionsensical ideology f rage and frustration, seeking to explain why these guys can't get laid -- blame women, blame society, blame capitalism, blame everyone in a blind rage.

Posted by: zombie at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (Av6i5)

77 To experience the touch of a woman, you may want to get a job, be friendly and say hello, take a shower, complimenting sincerely is good, ask one on a date - take the no - try with another, try not to be a dork.

Surprisingly works for a lot of men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)

78 Look, I'm already not watching as hard as I can!

WNBA Coach After Pride Night Loss: "We Should've Done It For The Gays"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

79 Also a shooting in a Chico, CA, library. Two dead, a third wounded.

Posted by: Socratease at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (YgfoU)

80 So I am dealing with a fairly recent scheduling SNAFU with a summer camp that I am attempting to resolve a bunch of scheduling conflicts with summer baseball for little.

I get on the phone with person to try to resolve refund or transfer process as a result of the scheduling SNAFU, and the person on the other line gets all defensive, talks over me, is highly combative, while I am mostly calm in the face of their claims as to being "confused" as to what I am calling about. (How about you listen rather than talk over me, chick.) I come to suspect that this person was responsible for the scheduling SNAFU in the first place.

So at the end of the process, the person 180 changes tune when they find out I am asking for something reasonable and ordinary (transfer one person for the paid person's registration). And we make the changes.

As I am typing up my closing thanks communication, it hits me like a ton of bricks in the closing signature of the person. "They/Them."

FML.

No wonder they cocked up the schedule so thoroughly, if they can't figure out basics like gender "identity."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)

81 Yep, did use the steak seasoning on the beef. Agree, tasty.

Posted by: little people at June 23, 2026 01:46 PM (ehY6c)

82 Are you suggesting that the incident stemmed from Ace's predilections for lecherous shelf-pleasuring?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

If you want to be uncouthed about it

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:46 PM (IEFlH)

83 'Robotic'? They have Robotic fleshlights now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 01:46 PM (G3T/K)

84 So incels kill people and they expect women to flock to them?
Well it seems to have worked for that Luigi Mangioni guy. But he was revolutionary or something

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2026 01:46 PM (Qr4Tn)

85 In the darkness of your room at night? Dude, get a job where you can do that on a Zoom call in the middle of the day!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (0e5Te)

86 From Montreal, the 2026 Concordia jazz scholarship awards:
youtube.com/watch?v=XyM0gIu_xy4
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (Jr5Lq)


Needs more Whiplash.

Posted by: Andrew Neiman at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (wXgT/)

87 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.


===

A Social program ! A 501(c)(3) funded by the government to (first) study the problem, then to create a Roadmap, and few other 501s.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)

88 huh.
my 0.02, people offing themselves because no tiktok sounds like a win-win to me.

no chicom spyware, slight reduction in idiot population, where's the downside?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (VyBeY)

89 > The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.

Video here:
http://tiny.cc/xzi5101

I think it's tragic, but understandable. She's in a firefight. She just saw her partner get shot and die. She's hiding behind cover and suddenly a man appears above and behind her.

I'm not going to armchair quarterback her. Yeah, she maybe could have taken a moment longer to see if the guy was armed. But if that had been the shooter, taking that moment might have cost her life.

Yes, it cost a man his life. But sometimes bad things happen and it's just the way it is.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

90 I spent much of my teenage years as an incel.

Never thought to take some of my dad's guns and start randomly killing people to show them........whatever.


Thanks, Big Pharma. You're so helpful.

You used to talk to people. Now you talk to people who charge you thousands to give you prescriptions that f*ck your brain beyond belief.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (X0axn)

91 The building the Montreal guy tried to shoot up is Pornhub HQ. Which happens to be owned by a Jewish rabbi. Make of that what you will.

Oh, and the guy's manifesto was written in a Futura font. Whacko.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (V362x)

92 Are you suggesting that the incident stemmed from Ace's predilections for lecherous shelf-pleasuring?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder



Ooooooohhhh. Shelf pleasuring. Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (RFd2l)

93 Oh, and the guy's manifesto was written in a Futura font. Whacko.

why is that wacko lol

could have been papyrus

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (j+aD2)

94 Surprisingly works for a lot of men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)

Results may vary if you are attracted to insane hosebeasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (G3T/K)

95 What is this, Kid #5? Her husband must love the Nahtzee talk.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs a nap at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (Wt5PA)


You are pregnant and it is hot, so I will not start needling you because I once had to read up on an assault case where the 9 month preggers lady used a kitchen knife on her roommate who shot her with an airsoft pistol and got off with a reprimand from the court.

Can I get you an ice-cold ginger ale, my dear?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (rbvCR)

96
WNBA Coach After Pride Night Loss: "We Should've Done It For The Gays"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)



Don't all WNBA teams play in the WNBA? I mean, declaring "WIN ONE FOR THE LEAGUE" doesn't really seem to be the halftime pick-me-up that they think it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (X0axn)

97 It's those Chads, with their 6-6-6-6 capabilities that are ruining it for the rest of us.

Posted by: Incels at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

98 didn't know "incel" was an ideology.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gnNyN)


I thought it was more of a regrettable condition than an ideology.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (zafwz)

99 Incels are mentally ill, like this loser. I don't think it's really sexual at all. They're just nuts and "incel" is a nice trendy way to package it all up.

Think about it: on the one hand, an incel professes to be hetero and interested in girls and sex/relationships. Many actually claim to have pursued girls.

But the incel's motivation to get girls is completely -- and obviously -- undermined by the incel's total unwillingness to do anything that might make them more attractive to women.

They refuse to do anything to improve their appearance or social standing, and even go out of their way to look repulsive. Hell, they even deliberately develop terrible personalities.

Even ugly guys can get girls if they try. These incels are not only not trying, they're sabotaging themselves. I think they're all just fucked in the head.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

100 That WNBA coach has to realize the other team was also trying to win it for the gays. I guess one team just wasn't gay enough

Posted by: Wally at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (0e5Te)

101 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)

They even mentioned being confused.

"Uh... not being funny here, but... that's a you thing."

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (IEFlH)

102 My manifestos are in Comic Sans.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (gKWVE)

103 I was reading about the Montreal shooting and wow...

A communist anti-Semitic incel decides to shoot up pornhub.

The cops respond.

One lady cop manages to shoot a random person who was in the neighborhood who turns out to be a local rabbi.

Meanwhile a male cop engages with the shooter and dies. The male cop's name? Mohammed.

So the anti-semite only managed to kill a muslim and yet another cop shoots a rabbi for him...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

104 Oh, and the guy's manifesto was written in a Futura font. Whacko.

why is that wacko lol

could have been papyrus
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 01:48 PM (j+aD2)

Should have used Copperplate Antique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (G3T/K)

105 Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina.

>>>>>

What portion of the day would be okay? 6 hours?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jack Package at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (U+1Io)

106 Montreal shooting: suspect left a manifesto attacking women and capitalism

Throw in pineapple on pizza and I'll sign on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

107 If the WNBA got any gayer Ace would be posting the games on here.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)

108 My manifestos are in Comic Sans.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (gKWVE)

Windings for the win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (G3T/K)

109 couple of weeks ago someone here mentioned they were baking Black Olive Bread ... it sounded great!

today I am trying it out; my usual 3-ingredient bread with a can of black olives (kind of randomly sliced) added.

we'll see what we see in an hour or two.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (VyBeY)

110 The new VC-25B (Air Force One) is doing commissioning flights. The livery has been changed too:

https://tinyurl.com/49eye9sy (link goes to airliners.net)

I liked the old livery; this will take getting used to.

Posted by: far cry at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (wXgT/)

111 *rubs chin thoughtfully*

I wonder where these incels got the idea to stage a mass casualty event at the White House? I mean, who keeps talking about assassinating Trump and his followers?

'Tis a real mystery.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (jehhT)

112 But the incel's motivation to get girls is completely -- and obviously -- undermined by the incel's total unwillingness to do anything that might make them more attractive to women.


In fairness society tells young people they shouldn't have to change a thing about themselves to get the love of their life...but the FNM means that for women not men.

Either way its terrible advice.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

113 All this font talk is just kerny.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (IEFlH)

114 Look, I'm already not watching as hard as I can!

WNBA Coach After Pride Night Loss: "We Should've Done It For The Gays"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)
______\

They did do it for The Gays. They ended up on the bottom, didn't they?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

115 the Montreal thing is weird (and sad) but I just chalk that up to ... Canadian

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

116
>>"Vanguard of the Old"

This sounds like the literal opposite of "progressive." Who are these people? What do they want to do? Are they the type that want to enact a thousandaire tax and make us all ride bicycles? Keep reading...

>>participants shared workout videos and tactical content

What's with these people? I'm sure they're incels, but are we sure they're leftists? They look like crazy Aryans.

Maybe I don't know antifa. I'm beginning to wonder what they want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (XJ22o)

117 His manifesto was in Futura font, but his yard sale poster was in Comic Sans. He was weird but not super weird.

Posted by: Wally at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (0e5Te)

118 Oh, and the guy's manifesto was written in a Futura font. Whacko.

Yep. A serous revolutionary would take the time to learn cuneiform.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (guGkK)

119 79 Also a shooting in a Chico, CA, library. Two dead, a third wounded.
Posted by: Socratease at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (YgfoU)


13times was there, check the ONT. Earwitness and then saw one of the dead.

Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Sy6m/)

120 74 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.
Posted by: gp


HEre's the reality:

Prior to the 1960s, MOST unmarried men were incels. It was expected that most people didn't have sex until marriage.

Butno one wa filled with rage abut it, becaue it was the default way society was arranged and had always been arranged. Sure, it was frustrating -- but it was designed toi be frustrating, to induce npeople to get married, and continue the nuclear-family-0with-kids structure of covlization.

The Sexual Revolution changed all that, and now it was expected that you could (and should) have sex before marriage. Everybody was swingin' -- except for the passive/nerdy/awkward/ugly/whatever guys that chicks rejected. But 8nstead of thinking, "No big deal -- it;'s not just me wh doesn;'t get laid, MST guys dn't get laid," these guys now thought, "It's nt fair! Everyone's getting laid exceot me!" So the creation of a promiscuous society created a demographic of frustrated "involuntary celibates."

The solution, is to revert back to the milliennia-old way that society was structured, where people doen't feel like losers simply for being virgins.

Posted by: zombie at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (Av6i5)

121 btw the late-thread post by Paul in the previous one is accidentally funny

dear Lord these lefties

they r dum

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

122
As I am typing up my closing thanks communication, it hits me like a ton of bricks in the closing signature of the person. "They/Them."

FML.

No wonder they cocked up the schedule so thoroughly, if they can't figure out basics like gender "identity."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)



Dealt with Dell for some hardware swap support........

The email signature:

Warm energy,

Douchy McDouchebag (he/him)
Analyst, Scheduling & Account Services | Cloud Compute & Customer Delivery
Dell Technologies | ISG Remote and Field Support Services

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (X0axn)

123 Windings for the win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM


Very few people realize the truth in this. Sad!

Posted by: Electric Motors at June 23, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

124 They even mentioned being confused.

"Uh... not being funny here, but... that's a you thing."

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:49 PM (IEFlH)

Yeah, that was a giant NO F'ING SHIT moment in retrospect. In the end, I got what was needed.

But I had a good "you had one f'ing job" rant with the wife about it. THE most important role for you in all this, and you f'd it ALL THE WAY up. 100s were affected, so I get the defensiveness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

125 > One lady cop manages to shoot a random person who was in the neighborhood who turns out to be a local rabbi.

Watch the video.
http://tiny.cc/xzi5101

She's in the middle of a firefight. Her partner just got shot and died in front of her. She's behind cover. Suddenly a guy pops out from her blind spot and is above and behind her. I'd wager 99.9% of cops, soldiers, and civilian CCW holders would have shot him in the same situation.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 01:53 PM (mkw2N)

126 The man, who drove from Alberta in recent days, espouses "incel" ideology

Rage against the Vagina?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (guGkK)

127 couple of weeks ago someone here mentioned they were baking Black Olive Bread ... it sounded great!

today I am trying it out; my usual 3-ingredient bread with a can of black olives (kind of randomly sliced) added.

we'll see what we see in an hour or two.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (VyBeY)]/i]

I made cinnamon rolls this morning, but with caramel topping and no cinnamon. I had a really sour sourdough that I had mixed in some rye flour to restart it last night.

Yummy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

128 Warm energy,

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (X0axn)

I lolled. Sorry excuse for a penis person.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

129 If the WNBA got any gayer Ace would be posting the games on here.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)



garrett would do play by play.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (X0axn)

130 But the incel's motivation to get girls is completely -- and obviously -- undermined by the incel's total unwillingness to do anything that might make them more attractive to women.


In fairness society tells young people they shouldn't have to change a thing about themselves to get the love of their life...but the FNM means that for women not men.

Either way its terrible advice.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
_____

Yea, I agree. But at some point even the most indoctrinated idiot will see that what they're doing isn't working, and that guys/girls who are doing things differently -- ie, better -- are attracting mates. It's not really rocket science.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

131 Maybe young working-age men shouldn't spend all day on the internet jacking off with a robotic vagina.

>>>>>

What portion of the day would be okay? 6 hours?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jack Package


I stopped when I needed glasses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:55 PM (RFd2l)

132 77 To experience the touch of a woman, you may want to get a job, be friendly and say hello, take a shower, complimenting sincerely is good, ask one on a date - take the no - try with another, try not to be a dork.

Surprisingly works for a lot of men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)

Only a bit over half of Millenial women will have children, and it's trending lower for younger generations. The population collapse will be an interesting problem but it doesn't appear to relate to sudden hygiene or joblessness issues.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 01:55 PM (okun6)

133 I stopped when I needed glasses.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:55 PM


I've heard that the irritation caused by stubble on the palms stops some people, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

134 Listen.......I paid thelma lou good money to give me "frequent and cruel verbal abuse"

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (jrgJz)

135 I wonder where these incels got the idea to stage a mass casualty event at the White House?

-
Instead of a love-in, they could hold a love-out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

136
Rage against the Vagina?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (guGkK)



Walkin' down Rodeo with a dildo......

Ain't seen a real woman's pussy since their Grandfather plugged one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (X0axn)

137 "Prior to the 1960s, MOST unmarried men were incels."

If I grant you that, I ask: were they allowed to masturbate, whether mechanically assisted or not?

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

138 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 01:52 PM (XJ22o)

Leftists and Aryans are only separated by a few c-hairs. Lot of self-worship, spinelessness and dictator fantasy.

I think the "facts" of their various ideologies are interchangeable. Which is why their rules are constantly chopping and changing.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (IEFlH)

139 In a speech worthy of the Middle Ages, Hatfield lashes out in all directions. According to him, most women today engage in "frequent and cruel verbal abuse" toward men.

I've seen this on Everybody Loves Raymond. Why is Debra always such a bitch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)

140 21 >>>I hope this doesn't turn out to be another one of those 'Whitmer kidnapping' plots ginned up mostly by FBI plants.

well they were definitely doing a lot of talking about buying drones and not a lot of buying drones, but it doesn't appear that this is an FBI set-up. One of the incels' mothers saw the plotting and alerted the authorities.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)
========
The mom was later quoted: "It was the only way I could get him out of the basement"

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (JNTt1)

141 123, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (VyBeY)

142 Rage against the Vagina?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:54 PM (guGkK)

So close.

Rage Against the Vagine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

143 Articles are for nouns, not verbs.
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

Is that definite?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (lKAhw)

144 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.
Posted by: gp


Ironically the Man-o-sphere types give good advice on dealing with this part

Hit the gym
Learn how to be an interesting conversationalist
Focus on getting your financial house in order

Of course then they suggest you have treat women as disposable and have sex with as many women as possible which is...not good for individuals or society.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

145 Never waste a morning wood.

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (wjnjX)

146 The solution, is to revert back to the milliennia-old way that society was structured, where people doen't feel like losers simply for being virgins.
Posted by: zombie


Cat houses in every town? Because prior to around 1900, that was the norm for most of history.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (RFd2l)

147 then to create a Roadmap, on a path, to a journey, to the Hershey highway, to the old dirt road, to the tradesmen entrance.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (Kt19C)

148 Ugly people need sex too.

Sex Co-op?
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 23, 2026 01:42 PM (OkYzo)

I'm right here.

Posted by: Beer at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (wVcYX)

149
I've seen this on Everybody Loves Raymond. Why is Debra always such a bitch?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)



Because Ray is a useless, whiney f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (X0axn)

150 "frequent and cruel verbal abuse" from the Professor and Ginger?

Posted by: Gilligan at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (jrgJz)

151 Lets see if I have this straight. Some girls said mean things to me so I'm gonna go shoot a bunch of strangers.




Makes perfect sense.



If you are insane.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 01:58 PM (bl07w)

152 Didn't Canuckistan have another incel shooter a few years ago?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

153 I refuse to believe that there's any such thing as involuntarily celibate.

For guys, even the most repulsive can either rent a woman for a night, or force an unwilling one.

For women... well, I'm told that there's no woman so ugly that some man won't sleep with her.

So if you're celibate, it's because you want to be, or it's because you're not willing to put forth the effort to not be.

And for the record: for the unmarried, celibacy is the better option. It's inexpensive and peaceful.
The loneliness sucks, but you're not going to fix that by screwing random strangers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

154 For the average man, the closest thing to intimacy he is entitled to is usually watching internet pornography on his phone screen, in the darkness of his bedroom, late at night," he writes.

I don't know about the "entitled to" framing but he's not far off the mark with that statement. That's the closest thing the average young man is going to get, since he doesn't pass the 6-6-6 test, just like the remaining 95% or so of men.

Posted by: Thanks, dating apps and Instagram at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

155 Legalized prostitution

Weed stores for pussy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (Kt19C)

156 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.

The problem stems from every woman under 45, down to and including Gorlock the Destroyer, being told that they're a Tampa strip club 10 rather than a 3 AM Waffle House zero. (I think that affirmation comes with the first bottle of SSRIs now). As a result they're completely uninterested in men who actually are in their league and they'll press charges if one looks at them.

This is great for the DNC, and not so great for literally everyone else.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

157 I've seen this on Everybody Loves Raymond. Why is Debra always such a bitch?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)

She married Raymond.

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (wjnjX)

158 The child rate for conservative women is over 2 but needs to be over 4 to compensate for the near 0 of liberal women. Yep, that's a pretty big ask.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (n5tGW)

159 cinnamon rolls, yum

even without cinnamon

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (VyBeY)

160 60 10 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.
Posted by: far cry


Would not surprise me one iota.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:28 PM (RFd2l)

That's panicky female cop.
Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 01:40 PM (wjnjX)

Canadian Forces have to teach better discipline.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (T6aVk)

161 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

Damn

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (IEFlH)

162 Never understood that.

You want to kill yourself? Go ahead. You're already going to Hell.

Why do you need to take others out with you? It's not like you'll be judged quicker and get a fast lane.

Hell is Hell. You'll get there all the same.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (X0axn)

163 Needs more Whiplash.
Posted by: Andrew Neiman at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (wXgT/)

He said snidely.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (lKAhw)

164
Bye bye Benjamin:

A Texas court sentenced eight individuals who were found guilty earlier this year of attacking a federal immigration facility in Texas to multiple decades in prison. Benjamin Song, the leader of the Antifa group, was sentenced to a century behind bars for his role in the attack on the Prarieland Detention Center in Alvarado last Fourth of July.

Posted by: beckster at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM (kX27y)

165 Prior to the 1960s, MOST unmarried men were incels."

If I grant you that, I ask: were they allowed to masturbate, whether mechanically assisted or not?
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

>>>>>>>>

They weren't "allowed", it was done furtively, with the Sears catalog.

I'm old enough to remember when the bog-standard answer among boys when asked if you jacked off, was "I don't do that!" There used to be shame and stigma associated with masturbation. Now it's not only normalized, it's promoted 24/7.

Posted by: Jack Package at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM (U+1Io)

166 Now that I'm a post-sexual, I'm increasingly considering that my life would have been better off if I'd been born with no sex drive, and hadn't wasted the time and resources on pursuing sex. The juice wasn't worth the squeeze.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

167 What portion of the day would be okay? 6 hours?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jack Package


I stopped when I needed glasses.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 01:55 PM (RFd2l)


You were wiser than me

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM (zafwz)

168 Needs more Whiplash.
Posted by: Andrew Neiman at June 23, 2026 01:47 PM (wXgT/)

He said snidely.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (lKAhw)

Not quite my tempo.

Posted by: Was I rushing or was I dragging? at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM (TbWk/)

169 153 I refuse to believe that there's any such thing as involuntarily celibate.

For guys, even the most repulsive can either rent a woman for a night, or force an unwilling one.

For women... well, I'm told that there's no woman so ugly that some man won't sleep with her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

I think it's a fundamental misread to treat this as a sex problem when there is a broader problem of people not forming marital (or at least something approximate it) relationships altogether.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:02 PM (okun6)

170 Welp.

Were there incels in my time? I don't know one, which does not say much but it's true. There were boys who probably felt mad about not dating but did not kill anyone (we are not including serial killers here, maybe Bundy was an incel, altho he had girlfriends).

There were, no doubt, boys who were rather ugly, with cystic acne, and weird fetishes. I did not notice, but I wouldn't have been mean to them unless they messed with me.

I think social media plays a part in all of this insanity. Then 24hr cable news promotes the martyrs. The porno does not help and is icky.

It's all a new world out there for weirdos who feel rejected and angry. And probably full of SSRI's and bong water.

Is there an island we can ship incels to? If found on telegraph or other social media outlets by the feds? In mother's basement, angry and lashing out in their flannel pants?

Include the trans-wanna-be weirdos as well. Put them on an island with six months of food, water, shelter in a Quonset hut. Books only, classics. No Internet or Funyuns. Let them sort it out. Return in six months to see who survives and if they've changed their minds.

It's going to keep happening, sadly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2026 02:02 PM (hzuYO)

171 ut needs to be over 4 to compensate for the near 0 of liberal women. Yep, that's a pretty big ask.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM


The Bob Dole can help.

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at June 23, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

172 Why do you need to take others out with you? It's not like you'll be judged quicker and get a fast lane.

Hell is Hell. You'll get there all the same.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 23, 2026 02:00 PM (X0axn)



And once you get through orientation, every day is just a repeat of the day before.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2026 02:02 PM (guGkK)

173 I'm not saying that the solution to the male loneliness thing is porn and completely isolating yourself from society up to the point that you snap and try to kill people.

What I am saying is that everyone should go watch a few videos on YT from Hoe_Math. Dude nails it.

Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare that he might as well not exist...and even if she did meet this unicorn she's probably not even close to being in the same game, much less his league.

Dating apps are fucking poison.

Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (oqH4h)

174 Cat houses in every town? Because prior to around 1900, that was the norm for most of history.

==

Massage parlors.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (GD0B3)

175 166 Now that I'm a post-sexual, I'm increasingly considering that my life would have been better off if I'd been born with no sex drive, and hadn't wasted the time and resources on pursuing sex. The juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM

What is post sexual?

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)

176 And once you get through orientation, every day is just a repeat of the day before.

Some days you get picked for Ted Kennedy's poker game, some days you don't.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

177 The Montreal's manifesto was 140 pages?

That would take awhile to sort out. Probably a lot of repetition vs original thought.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM (hzuYO)

178 Christianity mostly solved this problem by enforcing monogamy. Without polygamy, de facto or de jure most men/women settled for their peers.

Islam handles it differently - send your lower class young men abroad to fight. Either they come back alive with female slaves or they die - either way not a problem back home.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

179 What is the social solution for incels? Legalized prostitution? I dunno.

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Sexual socialism. Redistribute the whoopie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7)

180 > One lady cop manages to shoot a random person who was in the neighborhood who turns out to be a local rabbi.

Watch the video.
http://tiny.cc/xzi5101

She's in the middle of a firefight. Her partner just got shot and died in front of her. She's behind cover. Suddenly a guy pops out from her blind spot and is above and behind her. I'd wager 99.9% of cops, soldiers, and civilian CCW holders would have shot him in the same situation.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 01:53 PM (mkw2N)

Premature Discharge. It happens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM (wVcYX)

181 I refuse to believe that there's any such thing as involuntarily celibate.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)
_____________

Agree, see my comment above

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

182 "What is post sexual?"

Old, with little remaining sex drive.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

183 These people already want to kill. The women stuff and probably the capitalism stuff is just rationalization.

Trying to make sense of it in a forward direction gets you nowhere.

Working backwards it's like... oh, duh, of course.

The manifesto makes the murderer matter. Otherwise their atrocity becomes about their victim and that's the last thing they want. Media promotes it because they want people to believe that people need a general "reason" to kill. They may need a rationalization. But not a reason.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (IEFlH)

184
The other half of a bag of caramels and coffee.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23

Sigh. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (hftzA)

185
Great job all around, guys. Round of golf claps for everyone. This F'ing timeline, man.
Posted by: Georgia Guidestones at June 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Sy6m/)

I'm coming around to Trump's view, it's no longer clear that Canadians are capable of self-governance.

Posted by: mea culpa at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (2TwE4)

186 Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare that he might as well not exist...and even if she did meet this unicorn she's probably not even close to being in the same game, much less his league.

Correct, but half the posters here are like 80 years old from back when women weren't that crazy. Some of them even voted for Republicans before wedlock.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (2ocoG)

187 She's behind cover. Suddenly a guy pops out from her blind spot and is above and behind her. I'd wager 99.9% of cops, soldiers, and civilian CCW holders would have shot him in the same situation.

If she was a straight white man the coverage of this would be...different.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

188 Just call them what they are: Anarchists.

They hate what is around them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2026 02:06 PM (2GVsD)

189 The pickup line I have heard the most at my local bar is "My husband is out of town".
Like, a lot. Which is why I started the "gimme two. To go." method of supporting a couple of friends business.

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 02:06 PM (wjnjX)

190 166 Now that I'm a post-sexual, I'm increasingly considering that my life would have been better off if I'd been born with no sex drive, and hadn't wasted the time and resources on pursuing sex. The juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:01 PM

What is post sexual?
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)

Someone with exclusive sexual attraction to cylindrical support structures used for fencing, wiring, and similar applications, typically made of wood.

Posted by: People have some weird-ass fetishes at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

191 Sexual socialism. Redistribute the whoopie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM


No love for the joy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

192 Sexual socialism. Redistribute the whoopie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7)

Oh great. So if I'm assigned Whoopi Goldberg, I have to keep her amused for the rest of my life

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (gKWVE)

193 The problem stems from every woman under 45, down to and including Gorlock the Destroyer, being told that they're a Tampa strip club 10 rather

This is great for the DNC, and not so great for literally everyone else.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

People are beating around the bush, here. The beer people hit on it. The unreasonable expectations people hit on it.

The problem is one of proximity.

And that problem stems from living in the digital world over living in the material world.

In the 70s and 80s, every non working and school hour was spent alongside friends, cruising, drinking beer, partying, plotting conquests.

Nowadays, you can have an array of 6 teens, and every single one of them is on their phone, rarely speaking to each other, only interacting through their devices or about their devices and what's on their devices.

My oldest loses his phone as punishment and blossoms as a conversationalist with unreal confidence with the ladies. He's handsome, but damn if his game does not increase 1000 fold when he's not on his phone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (dK+Kv)

194 182 "What is post sexual?"

Old, with little remaining sex drive.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (Jr5Lq

So the Benny Hill dirty old man Chad’s g the scantily clad girl is a myth?

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

195 Duncanthrax gets Behar

Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (gKWVE)

196 "Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare"

OTOH, there are plenty of women who are drawn to violent losers. There's no explaining why women pick the guys they do. Hypergamy is a theory, revealed preferences are fact.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

197 I'm not saying that the solution to the male loneliness thing is porn and completely isolating yourself from society up to the point that you snap and try to kill people.

What I am saying is that everyone should go watch a few videos on YT from Hoe_Math. Dude nails it.

Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare that he might as well not exist...and even if she did meet this unicorn she's probably not even close to being in the same game, much less his league.

Dating apps are fucking poison.
Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (oqH4h)
______

Yes, but normal people are still finding mates, getting married, being happy. At least four people in my extended family/friend group is engaged or seriously dating. All are 20-something or early 30s. None is a Chad or Juliet. None drive a Lamborghini. So that's at least 8 normal people who found someone.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

198 Someone with exclusive sexual attraction to cylindrical support structures used for fencing, wiring, and similar applications, typically made of wood.
Posted by: People have some weird-ass fetishes at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM


Many posts are quadrilateral in shape.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

199 > Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare that he might as well not exist

Yes. If your baseline standard is 6'2", $150K+ salary, and not in a relationship, you've already eliminated something like 98% of the dating pool. That's before you even get into things like shared values, intelligence, etc.

And the 2% (or less) they're focused on have lots of options.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (mkw2N)

200 Many in the media have fantasies that match what these murderers and mass murderers do. Remember they got into journalism to "change the world". To make an impact. To matter.
To make things be the way they want them to be. Not to scientifically explore and report on the world.

The problem for leftards is the deep primal fear that they don't matter. That their stupid nihilistic envy movement is way way WAY bigger than them.

That's a frustrating place to land when you only sought out the movement because you felt it gave your "feelings" meaning and purpose.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (IEFlH)

201 Oh great. So if I'm assigned Whoopi Goldberg, I have to keep her amused for the rest of my life

Ted Danson understands.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

202 190 LOL

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

203 The other half of a bag of caramels and coffee.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23

Sigh. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:05 PM (hftzA)

I'm taking one for the team you see. I eat and drink poorly, so others don't have to.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (dK+Kv)

204 Every young woman these days has it drilled into her head that the very least she deserves is a man that is so vanishingly rare that he might as well not exist...and even if she did meet this unicorn she's probably not even close to being in the same game, much less his league.


Every woman is raised on how to be treated/what to expect from a man, but very few are taught how to treat a man.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (RFd2l)

205 Someone with exclusive sexual attraction to cylindrical support structures used for fencing, wiring, and similar applications, typically made of wood.

Not my thing but I get it. Not everyone can marry the most eligible bachelor in France and you want to talk about hard enough to break rocks? My guy has it all...

Posted by: Erika Eiffel at June 23, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

206
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 01:57 PM (IEFlH)

==================

Yeah, I'm aware of the famous continuum, how far left and (actual) far right meet at a near-invisible line on their methods (violence, tyranny). But a lot of the substance is opposite. "Vanguard of the Old" sounds like the opposite of progressives who want privileges for minorities, green new deals, transgender kids, Muslims in office, etc.

I wonder if they'd even be able to explain it themselves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 02:09 PM (XJ22o)

207 Articles are for nouns, not verbs.
Posted by: Bulg at June 23, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

Is that definite?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I donno. I hear the expression, "The f*ck!" frequently.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:09 PM (ndZc7)

208 Oh great. So if I'm assigned Whoopi Goldberg, I have to keep her amused for the rest of my life
Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (gKWVE)

It. was. hell.

Posted by: Ted Danson at June 23, 2026 02:09 PM (wjnjX)

209 Dating apps are fucking poison.
Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 02:03 PM (oqH4h)
______

Yes, but normal people are still finding mates, getting married, being happy. At least four people in my extended family/friend group is engaged or seriously dating. All are 20-something or early 30s. None is a Chad or Juliet. None drive a Lamborghini. So that's at least 8 normal people who found someone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


I did. Found my soulmate. 10 wonderful years. Then cancer took her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:10 PM (RFd2l)

210 Duncanthrax gets Behar
Posted by: gKWVE at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM


A redistribution of the whoopie or the joy would be an immediate conversion to post-sexual for the duncanthrax.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (0sNs1)

211 OTOH, there are plenty of women who are drawn to violent losers. There's no explaining why women pick the guys they do. Hypergamy is a theory, revealed preferences are fact.

That one actually makes sense. Simple evolutionary biology: you want a male who will beat up and (if necessary) kill anyone who threatens you and/or your children.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

212 By the way if you look into what incels what it is socialization of sex, just like how other socialists want socialization of healthcare or housing

And for the guy drawing lots with Karen Gillian...sure seems like a great deal...but imagine you draw Lena Dunham or are one of the 50 guys that gets Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

213 Yes, but normal people are still finding mates, getting married, being happy. At least four people in my extended family/friend group is engaged or seriously dating. All are 20-something or early 30s. None is a Chad or Juliet. None drive a Lamborghini. So that's at least 8 normal people who found someone.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

As it's becoming a statistical coin flip(or worse) this is a lot of people.

To all appearances the main cause seems to be women being unwilling or uninterested in pairing off with people who are actually their peers. There also may be a bit of an urban/rural divide where women crowd into cities. Then there's the issue of women who are college educated in poor paying careers looking down on tradesmen. Elevated self-evaluation of attractiveness and social status essentially.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (okun6)

214 189 The pickup line I have heard the most at my local bar is "My husband is out of town".
Like, a lot. Which is why I started the "gimme two. To go." method of supporting a couple of friends business.
Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 02:06 PM (wjnjX

Yuck. That is just…yuck.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (hftzA)

215 'So the Benny Hill dirty old man Chad’s g the scantily clad girl is a myth?'

Even if I wanted female company, I've got nothing to offer them. Money, in particular.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

216 Someone with exclusive sexual attraction to cylindrical support structures used for fencing, wiring, and similar applications, typically made of wood.
Posted by: People have some weird-ass fetishes at June 23, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

Cylindrical? Am I a joke to you?

Posted by: 6x6 Pressure Treated at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (U+1Io)

217 > I did. Found my soulmate. 10 wonderful years. Then cancer took her.

I'm so sorry. That's awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (mkw2N)

218 Reads like large portions were assembled by AI, maybe even the whole thing. The scientific ramblings about the sexes and dimorphism were almost surely pulled either manually or by AI from online sources.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


I miss the days when nutcases would write their own unhinged rants, rather than getting a computer to do it for them.

Yet another example of the skills we're losing due to greater reliance on technology. /sarc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (vJrRc)

219 Yes, but normal people are still finding mates, getting married, being happy. At least four people in my extended family/friend group is engaged or seriously dating. All are 20-something or early 30s. None is a Chad or Juliet. None drive a Lamborghini. So that's at least 8 normal people who found someone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
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Always nice to see people escape the Matrix, but what you're describing is really rare, especially among young people in urban areas. It's mostly a conveyor belt of dating apps and lost hope from what I've seen.

Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (oqH4h)

220 "For the average man, the closest thing to intimacy he is entitled to is usually watching internet pornography on his phone screen, in the darkness of his bedroom, late at night," he writes.

I didn't say anything about your hobbies, dude.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

I don't know if that's the "average" man, but we've done a LOT to screw up male-female relationships over the past 60 years.

Seems that all the "solutions" from the "free love" generation have done nothing but make people more miserable, lonely, and unloved.

Seems like all those "hang-ups about sex!!" were there for reason.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (N1DT3)

221 My oldest loses his phone as punishment and blossoms as a conversationalist with unreal confidence with the ladies. He's handsome, but damn if his game does not increase 1000 fold when he's not on his phone.

And it will up until he tries that on a woman who thinks he's not good enough and files charges. And then Judge Boasberg orders the death penalty.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

222 The pickup line I have heard the most at my local bar is "My husband is out of town".

Posted by: Reforger


Y'know, I seem to remember some Biblical advice from some wise guy dealing with exactly that kind of woman...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 02:13 PM (vJrRc)

223 "A lot of the more disturbed losers threatened to literally kill themselves if TikTok were banned."
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So what?.
No loss.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (GNJzi)

224
I did. Found my soulmate. 10 wonderful years. Then cancer took her.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026

I am sorry, Rick. I am happy for you that you experienced something many don’t, but wow, that is rough. Hugs.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (hftzA)

225 Yuck. That is just…yuck.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (hftzA)

I know. I hit every branch of the ugly tree when I fell out of it. Why would ANYONE hit on me?

Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (wjnjX)

226 To all appearances the main cause seems to be women being unwilling or uninterested in pairing off with people who are actually their peers.

That's not exactly it.

The issue is a non-trivial number of women would rather share a high status man then be in an exclusive relationship with a peer.

So when Christian Gray has 4 more or less happy women in his sex dungeon Joe Incel has none...

There are two ways to deal with this

1) Improve your status in ways women that you would be interested in value

2) Demand socialism, here in regards to sex

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

227 83 'Robotic'? They have Robotic fleshlights now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Anyone have a, uh, link to purchase one of these robotic vaginas? Any personal recommendations or endorsements any Morons with, uh, "hands-on" experience can offer?

Asking for a friend...Luke's been frustrated as hell since finding out Leia was his sister.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (xOplG)

228 OTOH, there are plenty of women who are drawn to violent losers. There's no explaining why women pick the guys they do. Hypergamy is a theory, revealed preferences are fact.

That one actually makes sense. Simple evolutionary biology: you want a male who will beat up and (if necessary) kill anyone who threatens you and/or your children.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

What's really fun is when they divorce the nice beta provider guy then bring in the boyfriend/stepdad who molests, beats or kills the children, much as an animal would.

Posted by: But they really want a nice guy! Swearsies! at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

229 Part of the problem in today's dating world (I've heard) is a lot of the undamaged people who aren't massive hoes (both male and female) just ... don't do anything.

They aren't members of clubs, they don't go out much, and they don't have social hobbies. How do you meet someone like that?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

230 My oldest loses his phone as punishment and blossoms as a conversationalist with unreal confidence with the ladies. He's handsome, but damn if his game does not increase 1000 fold when he's not on his phone.

And it will up until he tries that on a woman who thinks he's not good enough and files charges. And then Judge Boasberg orders the death penalty.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

I get your point, but we're talking conversation and making plans with the hotties nothing more at this point in time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (dK+Kv)

231 Yes. If your baseline standard is 6'2", $150K+ salary, and not in a relationship, you've already eliminated something like 98% of the dating pool. That's before you even get into things like shared values, intelligence, etc.
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IGotStandardsBro.com

The Female Delusion Calculator.

Drawn directly from Census Bureau stats.

That man, between the ages of 25 and 40, 6'2", not obese, making $150k+, not married, of any race?

0.089% of the population.

That ain't a unicorn, that man is a Pegusus.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (73/SM)

232 Isn’t every wnba player gay? Pride night is basically a regular Tuesday.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (YO3Ap)

233 Yes, but normal people are still finding mates, getting married, being happy. At least four people in my extended family/friend group is engaged or seriously dating. All are 20-something or early 30s. None is a Chad or Juliet. None drive a Lamborghini. So that's at least 8 normal people who found someone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
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Always nice to see people escape the Matrix, but what you're describing is really rare, especially among young people in urban areas. It's mostly a conveyor belt of dating apps and lost hope from what I've seen.
Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 02:12 PM (oqH4h)
______

None of the 8 mentioned above are urban. They vary from suburban to rural, from NJ to Maryland to North Carolina. If I'm not mistaken, all of them met on dating apps. There are apps designed for people looking for something serious.

I think the perception is as you describe, because that's what eats up the attention and gets likes on social media. But I think the reality is much better for the normal guys and gals of the world.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

234 How come Hakeem and Chuck aren't out there defending these patriots who only wanted to restore normalcy and respectability to the White House?

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2026 02:16 PM (KtOUo)

235 It's quite simple.

UNHINGED: Jemele Hill just claimed on CNN that the Electoral College is rooted in slavery as she tried to defend Hillary Clinton’s 2016 loss to Trump.

Yes. It’s 2026 and CNN is still spending time re-litigating 2016.

“[The] electoral college is rooted in slavery. That, that was the entire reason that it was- Invented essentially, and we should have gotten from up under it a long time ago, and not just because you have two women quite capable who lose the election.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:16 PM (ndZc7)

236 This discussion of socialized sex gives compulsory National Service an entirely new facet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2026 02:16 PM (wVcYX)

237 And I'm not even saying the Left and Right meet as such - I'm saying that their individual beliefs are not nearly as important as the fervency that underwrites them.

If you watch how fast "progressives" abandon one cause or group for the next, you begin to realize it's all subversion and control.

I am not certain but these claims of "old" MAY refer to something more ancient or may just be so named to give themselves legitimacy and weight.

Progressives certainly don't want progress, we've seen it a billion times. So it's a matter of whether you can even trust these people to tell you what they really think. The throughline regardless would be the "subversion" of modern existence.

Whether to usher in something "old" or "new" to replace what we have is just window dressing.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (IEFlH)

238 Every woman is raised on how to be treated/what to expect from a man, but very few are taught how to treat a man.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (RFd2l)
************

I had brothers and lots of male friends from childhood through college. I played sports (tennis, basketball, swimming, shot pool) and partied and drank a lot of beer. I had fun and was not dating any of them. I know men as friends. Perhaps that is key?

There was also no social media putting scary stories about men so I was oblivious and could take care of myself. Or I had boys around me who wouldn't let anything happen to me at concerts or hiking.

It's not the Pythagorean theorem or a rule book. Or it wasn't in simpler times before dating apps and tic tok.

In Mass this past week I saw two handsome post college age men, alone. No wedding rings because I checked. If I had a daughter who was floundering around with insanity I'd send her to church vs a bar to meet people.

I will leave a letter to my granddaughters to not settle, to not follow the crowd, to remain special and content.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (hzuYO)

239
In the 70s and 80s, every non working and school hour was spent alongside friends, cruising, drinking beer, partying, plotting conquests.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:08 PM (dK+Kv)

I think the fear of being videotaped and then going viral for looking stupid while trying to chat up the ladies is a huge part of this.
In my day people were shot down in flames but no one else saw it besides the people closest to the action.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (gndy8)

240 Sorry 237 was to Blondie

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (IEFlH)

241 OTOH, there are plenty of women who are drawn to violent losers. There's no explaining why women pick the guys they do. Hypergamy is a theory, revealed preferences are fact.

That one actually makes sense. Simple evolutionary biology: you want a male who will beat up and (if necessary) kill anyone who threatens you and/or your children.


So buy a Rottweiler or a male chimp.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

242 226 "To all appearances the main cause seems to be women being unwilling or uninterested in pairing off with people who are actually their peers."

That's not exactly it.

The issue is a non-trivial number of women would rather share a high status man then be in an exclusive relationship with a peer.

So when Christian Gray has 4 more or less happy women in his sex dungeon Joe Incel has none...

There are two ways to deal with this

1) Improve your status in ways women that you would be interested in value

2) Demand socialism, here in regards to sex

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

There aren't enough Christian Grays, except in smut books. The practical competition may well be more with fictional characters than the relatively small percentage of men pairing off with lots of women(who in turn appear to be from the same pool of more promiscuous women).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (okun6)

243 Via Beege Wellborn at Hot Air, the incel left behind a manifesto attacking women and capitalism.

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... but mostly women.

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (a28/A)

244 Part of the problem in today's dating world (I've heard) is a lot of the undamaged people who aren't massive hoes (both male and female) just ... don't do anything.

I've seen a number of women make videos on this topic: I want a normal somewhat successful guy that isn't a weirdo and everyone I meet at a club, on a dating app, or in a bar is not that.

And I'm likely a bit older then the men they are targeting, but looking at myself COVID ended most of my desire to be around new people - not because of the disease but because all of the evils people were willing to sign up for to stop the spread.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

245 I don't know if that's the "average" man, but we've done a LOT to screw up male-female relationships over the past 60 years.


we've done literally every possible thing to make F/M relationships harder if not impossible

so much stupid

my daughter is shy. she's lovely and smart but she's not initiating anything! that leaves her out. guys don't initiate anymore (unless they're foreign, which has literally been her only dating success).

my sons don't initiate! they end up with very aggressive very social girls trying to date them and they don't match up!

it's a hot mess. plus here are the rules according to them:

- no dating at work (?!!!?? they would not exist!)
- no dating at basically any age disparity!!!
- no dating friends of friends or siblings of friends (why?!?!)

it's crazy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

246 Related: Benjamin Song, the ringleader of the N Texas Antifa terror cell was just sentenced to 100 years!

Andy NGO on X had the details….

This is not ‘nothing ever happens’ anymore!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2026 02:18 PM (4KUe5)

247 What's the point of trying to attract a lady when they all want The Paolo? Who wants to be the fallback choice?
😔

Posted by: Resigned Incel at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (xOplG)

248 The pickup line I have heard the most at my local bar is "My husband is out of town".
Like, a lot. Which is why I started the "gimme two. To go." method of supporting a couple of friends business.
Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 02:06 PM (wjnjX

Yuck. That is just…yuck.
Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:11 PM (hftzA)
______

Could just be a joke to break the ice. I've used some real zingers myself. So long as you say it the right way, with a smile on your face, it works because it's different from the 500 other guys who hit on this girl. Wanna get the girls? Be different.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

249 244 Part of the problem in today's dating world (I've heard) is a lot of the undamaged people who aren't massive hoes (both male and female) just ... don't do anything.


correct

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

250 This discussion of socialized sex gives compulsory National Service an entirely new facet.

I think we all can agree that whatever the CCP paid Fang Fang, it wasn't enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

251
For the average man, the closest thing to intimacy he is entitled to is usually watching internet pornography on his phone screen, in the darkness of his bedroom, late at night," he writes.

Posted by: Thanks, dating apps and Instagram

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Something tells me "he" simply considers internet porn 1000x easier than making himself presentable, socializing in real life, being a nice guy, etc.

Plus he gets a different girl every night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (XJ22o)

252 I work with many yuutes in their 20s and 30s. Pretty much all of them are married, many of them have kids and I know several who’ve said they own homes.

It’s almost as if the narrative that everyone is broke, single and will die alone is not actually true. Which is so weird since everyone on the internet says it is true. How can that be?

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (YO3Ap)

253
There aren't enough Christian Grays, except in smut books. The practical competition may well be more with fictional characters than the relatively small percentage of men pairing off with lots of women(who in turn appear to be from the same pool of more promiscuous women).


I was watching an episode of Whatever a while back and during the episode it came out all three of the more leftwing female guests were dating the same guy and supposedly did not know. Now did they really not know? Err...seems unlikely.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

254 I will leave a letter to my granddaughters to not settle, to not follow the crowd, to remain special and content.

Good advice, provided she finds some one. If she doesn't, and that happens a lot, then it's bad advice.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)

255 Every young woman these days has it drilled

Pablo is, how you say, doing his part.

Posted by: Pablo at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (wGerL)

256 None of the 8 mentioned above are urban. They vary from suburban to rural, from NJ to Maryland to North Carolina. If I'm not mistaken, all of them met on dating apps.

There are apps designed for people looking for something serious.



OnlyGoats.com

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (RFd2l)

257 I worked with some 20-something women, nice girls, all wanted the marriage part but when talking to them they didn't really want the wife part. Basically wanted the support but not the giving support. Like knowing when the man needs a ham sandwich and a beer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (n5tGW)

258 68 If indeed this is a student concert, it's outstanding.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

259 229 Part of the problem in today's dating world (I've heard) is a lot of the undamaged people who aren't massive hoes (both male and female) just ... don't do anything.

They aren't members of clubs, they don't go out much, and they don't have social hobbies. How do you meet someone like that?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

Social activities in general seem to be declining. Part of it may be the internet, part of it might be bad actors discouraging people from even trying, could be other causes as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (okun6)

260 215 'So the Benny Hill dirty old man Chad’s g the scantily clad girl is a myth?'

Even if I wanted female company, I've got nothing to offer them. Money, in particular.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:11

Autocorrect is on a roll here. I am positive I typed chasing, not chad.

Let me be the first to tell you, despite the doom and gloom you are reading here, any solid woman is just seeking someone who is kind, loving, respectful and fun. Money is nice, but if that is the priority, you will get bored of someone so shallow.

Posted by: Piper at June 23, 2026 02:21 PM (hftzA)

261 I think it's a fundamental misread to treat this as a sex problem when there is a broader problem of people not forming marital (or at least something approximate it) relationships altogether.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


That's true.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 02:21 PM (vJrRc)

262 In my day people were shot down in flames but no one else saw it besides the people closest to the action.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM (gndy

That's part, sure, and the quest for clicks mentality that would drive some to do that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)

263 Something tells me "he" simply considers internet porn 1000x easier than making himself presentable, socializing in real life, being a nice guy, etc.


"Nice guy"? Oh sweet Jesus that's the kiss of death.

Posted by: A fast track to failure in life at June 23, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

264 Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:10 PM (RFd2l)

I thought you were married longer rick. I just got that impression. I'm sorry.

I have a good friend who not only had his soulmate but in his mind was punching so far above his weight he couldn't believe it. Tall decent looking dude. He had his dream life with her in their mid 20's and were going to start a family. He had 3.5 years with her before cancer got her.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 02:21 PM (IEFlH)

265 So buy a Rottweiler or a male chimp.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 02:17 PM


Trunk Monkey ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2026 02:22 PM (bFu5X)

266 Dating is a numbers game ask 10 girls out one will say yes. Go on 20 dates a couple will lead to something.

You don’t have to bat 1.000 you just have to get that clutch single when needed.

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 02:22 PM (YO3Ap)

267 watch how fast "progressives" abandon one cause or group for the next

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Those responsible for algae in the reflecting pool must pay!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:23 PM (ndZc7)

268 252 I work with many yuutes in their 20s and 30s. Pretty much all of them are married, many of them have kids and I know several who’ve said they own homes.

It’s almost as if the narrative that everyone is broke, single and will die alone is not actually true. Which is so weird since everyone on the internet says it is true. How can that be?

Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (YO3Ap)

Most problems exist in social/geographical pools. Statistically as far as the US goes you live in an unusual place. Not even half of millenials are married, let alone Gen Z.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:23 PM (okun6)

269
This is not ‘nothing ever happens’ anymore!!
Posted by: Lizzy

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I was so glad to see it. I thought it was going to take years. I hope every antifa dope is watching and thinking twice about what could happen on what was supposed to be an adventure of obstructing federal agents and possible mild gunplay.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 02:24 PM (XJ22o)

270 It’s almost as if the narrative that everyone is broke, single and will die alone is not actually true. Which is so weird since everyone on the internet says it is true. How can that be?
Posted by: Heroq


Maybe it is true for everyone writing on the internet?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 23, 2026 02:24 PM (vJrRc)

271 "Money is nice"

I mean no money even to go to a nice restaurant. No money to afford another car when my 2012 Hyundai bellies up. No money to assist my woman if she has health problems. Etc. Nothing to offer.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 02:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

272 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

273 I thought you were married longer rick. I just got that impression. I'm sorry.

I have a good friend who not only had his soulmate but in his mind was punching so far above his weight he couldn't believe it. Tall decent looking dude.

He had his dream life with her in their mid 20's and were going to start a family. He had 3.5 years with her before cancer got her.
Posted by: ...


1st marriage was 18 years. Damn. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (RFd2l)

274 Wanna get the girls? Be different.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 23, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

Hey lady, want to see my basement dungeon?

Also, would you like to see me nood?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

275 we've done literally every possible thing to make F/M relationships harder if not impossible

The Long March started with feminism for good reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

276 Every young woman these days has it drilled

Pablo is, how you say, doing his part.
Posted by: Pablo at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM


The Paolo, he is not impressed. He is dialing the ICE as we are speaking.

Posted by: Paolo at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (bFu5X)

277 All I know is I never would have met anyone if I had to go on a dating app. I loved the 80's.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (n5tGW)

278 Something tells me "he" simply considers internet porn 1000x easier than making himself presentable, socializing in real life, being a nice guy, etc.

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And you don't have to buy PornHub dinner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)

279 Dating is a numbers game ask 10 girls out one will say yes. Go on 20 dates a couple will lead to something.

This is true but feminism has pathologized it.

In the past men would hit on single women in public places and presuming they weren't rude the expectation was the girl would give a face saving reason for no "sorry I have a boyfriend" if she wasn't interested

Now though? Approaching women is sexual harassment, whether you do it politely or not...well presuming you are not Tom Brady...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 23, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

280 Most problems exist in social/geographical pools. Statistically as far as the US goes you live in an unusual place. Not even half of millenials are married, let alone Gen Z.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 23, 2026 02:23 PM (okun6)

I work remotely and with people from all over the country.

Quick search find a this:

In the United States, approximately 30% of 30-year-olds are married. However, if you expand the scope to look at whether they have ever tied the knot, about 51% to 57% of adults by their early 30s have been married at least once.


Posted by: Heroq at June 23, 2026 02:27 PM (YO3Ap)

281 Good advice, provided she finds some one. If she doesn't, and that happens a lot, then it's bad advice.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)
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They will both be fine. One is still a baby girl, but lovely.

The 5yr old is gorgeous, smart, very funny, ambitious and fearless. I have no worries about her.

Their parents will see that they are fine.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2026 02:28 PM (hzuYO)

282 The civilian shot in Montreal was killed by a panicky cop.
Posted by: far cry
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There's plenty of blame to go around on this one.

The (female) cop was unaware of her surroundings. She should have known who was on the other side of that planter.
The civilian was stupid. Never said a word, doesn't cut out diagonally away from the shooter, stays close to the barrier for no apparent reason (he had stood up, he wasn't trying to keep the planter between himself and the shooter).
Except for not being aware, the cop is blameless. I'm in the middle of a firefight and some clown pops up behind me, I'm going to cap his ass, too.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 23, 2026 02:52 PM (GNJzi)

283 I need to get a fake vagina...The real I was enjoying has lost the will to live. Nobody ever tells you the puss may die after menopause.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 23, 2026 03:06 PM (cS1cw)

284 Are we hating on young women again?

Maybe if fathers protected them, cherished them, taught them they were special beings who have the capacity to bring new life into the world…. If the girls felt loved , not used or gawked at and drooled over. If young women were treated respectfully and told their bodies were meant for greatness, and then protected instead of shamed, well. Things may improve.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 03:08 PM (W2Pud)

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