Philly Soros DA Larry Krasner Loses Another One: Federal Court Bars A Top Lawyer In His Office From Appearing in Federal Courts Due to Lying About Evidence to Get a Murderer Off

It's almost as if they're all filthy, dishonorable communists who lie and subvert the law to bring about the apocalypse.

Remember -- these are the "prosecutors," not the defense attorneys who are lying to the court to get murders spared the death penalty or straight-up released from prison.

A former supervisor in DA Larry Krasner's office has been suspended in federal court

The development comes just one day after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court sharply curtailed Krasner's office's ability to seek to overturn old convictions and accused its lawyers of misleading judges.

A former supervisor in Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner's office has been suspended from the region's federal courts, a development that came just one day after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court sharply curtailed the office's ability to seek to overturn old convictions and accused its lawyers of misleading judges.
Nancy Winkelman was suspended for three years by a panel of federal judges who found that she was complicit in efforts to mislead a federal judge while seeking to overturn the death sentence of a man convicted of killing an East Mount Airy couple in the 1980s and allow him to serve life in prison instead.
The ruling, made public this week, adds to the mounting judicial scrutiny of post-conviction work in Krasner's office. On Tuesday, the state Supreme Court imposed remarkable new restrictions on prosecutors' efforts to reverse potentially problematic convictions.
In a forceful and scolding opinion, the high court said Krasner's office misled judges, submitted false statements, and "violated its duty of candor" in asking a judge to vacate a 2004 murder conviction.

The court wrote that prosecutors' actions in the case were part of a troubling pattern of conduct in seeking to overturn murder convictions and ordered that, going forward, the state attorney general's office must be asked to review and weigh in on all such cases.
The panel of federal judges, in ordering Winkelman's suspension, echoed some of those concerns.

How did Krasner react when he learned that his former supervisor handling post-conviction relief had lied to judges to get guilty murderers off the hook?

He said -- and I'm not kidding -- SO CLOSE TO JUNETEENTH??!!?

Krasner said in a statement Wednesday night that Winkelman is an exceptional attorney who left a lucrative private law practice to serve the public. He said she always showed "exceptional competence and integrity and contributed mightily to needed reform."
"On the eve of Juneteenth," he said, "we should all remember that reform is necessary in every era. And that those who bring needed reform sometimes are made to pay a price."

Does the price always have to include lying in court, perpetrating a fraud on the court, and releasing vicious murders from prison so they can murder again?

The three-judge panel, in a ruling issued in March and unsealed this week, said Winkelman and a subordinate, former assistant district attorney Paul George, misled a federal judge by misrepresenting parts of the case while attempting to reverse the death sentence of Robert Wharton.
Wharton was convicted of first-degree murder and sentenced to death for the 1984 strangulation and drowning deaths of Bradley and Ferne Hart inside their East Mount Airy home.

The jury found that Wharton, angry over a disputed debt, spent months terrorizing the family before he forced his way inside the home at knifepoint and killed the couple. Afterward, he turned off the heat, leaving the couple's seven-month-old baby, Lisa, to freeze to death -- but she survived.
Decades later, prosecutors in Krasner's office, in seeking to vacate his death sentence, suggested in court that the victims' family backed their effort. But it was later discovered that they had consulted only one relative and never contacted Lisa Hart-Newman, the couple's surviving daughter, who strongly opposed the move.

The woman barred for three years had a partner in this relentless campaign of fraud on the court.

But Krasner kept on both of these "rogue" prosecutors.

...
Goldberg, who denied the request to reduce Wharton's sentence, later said that George's and Winkelman's review of the case was "patently deficient" and that they had violated federal rules of procedure in a manner that was "egregious" and "exceptional."
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Last year, the three-judge panel found that [former assistant DA Paul] George had lied to Goldberg about key facts, "flouted the interests of the public and the victims' families," and acted as the "quarterback" of efforts by the district attorney's office to undo or undermine all death penalty cases.
George, 75, was disbarred in federal court. He has denied the accusations and filed an appeal. His attorneys said his disbarment was "highly disproportionate and offends basic tenets of justice." Krasner also defended George's work and said he believed the appeals court would find that the opinion criticizing George was filled with "factually and legally incorrect" statements.
..
Winkelman, the judges said, "knowingly made misrepresentations" as part of the district attorney's office "policy of vacating all death sentences."
Krasner and his staff have long denied that the office has any such policy.
But the panel appeared to reject that, writing: "We do not credit [Winkelman's] testimony that there is no such policy."

Courts keep straight-up calling Krasner not only a liar, but an actual perjurer in court.

How is not being removed from his position entirely?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 First.....

Posted by: Shakespeare at June 19, 2026 06:31 PM (VHUov)

2 FREE MUMIA!!!!

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)

3 (I'll actually post "first" if the sock fits.)

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:32 PM (VHUov)

4 I suggest a mulligan:

Nancy Winkelman, Esquire, has been selected to receive the prestigious 2020 American Inns of Court Professionalism Award for the Third Circuit. She was nominated for the award by Chief Judge D. Brooks Smith of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, with the support of the Judicial Council of the Circuit. Since 2018, Winkelman has led the law division of the district attorney’s office in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 06:35 PM (dIske)

5 Everybody who uses Juneteenth like this should be required to discuss the actual day, what it is, and why it is. Not the rewritten history version, either. And then they should be forced to celebrate the republicans behind it.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (Wmg4n)

6 prosecutors' efforts to reverse potentially problematic convictions

Only problematic to lying scumbags.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (B0dAE)

7 Lots of lying lawyers and judges. Too bad it's so hard to remove the bad judges. Kalifornia had at least that right; we could vote out even Kali Supremes, and we did back in the 80's ( see Rose Bird )...

I remember that, after she lost her election, she started crying and talked about taking it like a man...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

8 Afterward, he turned off the heat, leaving the couple's seven-month-old baby, Lisa, to freeze to death -- but she survived.

[...]

But it was later discovered that they [...] never contacted Lisa Hart-Newman, the couple's surviving daughter, who strongly opposed the move.

Well, really, why would you ask a victim of attempted murder what she thinks about the murderer? That would be like letting Republicans vote!

Posted by: Philadelphia at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (VHUov)

9 Reading about this insane BS elevates my blood pressure. But I genuinely love this place.
Thank God for doggies and tall east pine trees.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 19, 2026 06:39 PM (nEiEH)

10 Isn't perjury a crime? Krasner and his team need to be in "Penn State"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

11 Was that wrong?

Posted by: 496 at June 19, 2026 06:42 PM (sOtuf)

12 I think most all judges are lawyers, therein lies the problem.
Judges should be people.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

13 10 Isn't perjury a crime? Krasner and his team need to be in "Penn State"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

It indeed is, but is not prosecuted very much. In a case I was involved in, the other guy was caught lying in statements he signed under oath (i.e. perjury). He was caught lying about money he pulled out of accounts that were not his (he blamed someone else; withdrawal slips had his signature on it).
In the end, the judge, who was initially very hard on him, reversed course and declared that his testimony was trustworthy...
I'll let you read between the lines.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (l3cgK)

14 Wow, you weren't kidding about not kidding!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

15 Pure evil

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (7/NKC)

16 Ms. Winkelman ought to be sentenced to serve her suspension sequestered with Robert Wharton.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2026 06:45 PM (VJX5o)

17 Can we go back to talking about the gays?

Just fucking evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:45 PM (G3T/K)

18 Lying About Evidence to Get a Murderer Off
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I thought that is what lawyers are supposed to do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

19 I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

20 One hundred forty eight seconds of Bettie Page and friend:
youtube.com/watch?v=fgcKNgKYWZc

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

21 milk, honey, flies, 17 days ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challanged Hump Day Critic . . . at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (3ZUWJ)

22 18 Lying About Evidence to Get a Murderer Off
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I thought that is what lawyers are supposed to do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

No, they're supposed to change a memo that said "An FBI informant" to "NOT an FBI informant"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (l3cgK)

23 And the next crop of lawyers probably won't be much better - from the CA Post:
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An eye-popping number of students at the elite UC Berkeley School of Law claim to have a “psychological” or other mental disabilities, according to university data — leading critics to accuse pupils of trying to game the system to gain an advantage in school.

There are 378 law students in UC Berkeley’s Disabled Students’ Program, approximately a third of enrollment. That marks a massive shift from just five years ago, when only 3% of Berkeley’s graduate students claimed a disability.

Posted by: beckster at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

24
I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.
Posted by: fd

Say that three times fast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 06:47 PM (Cqx++)

25 >>I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM

Sounds like he's made it his life's work.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2026 06:47 PM (VJX5o)

26 To his credit, the guy was not a child murderer, just a child murderer murderer.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

27 She's going to get 6 figure make work position as a sanctioned lawyer with Big Law as a reward for taking one for Team Blue.

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2026 06:47 PM (8DTX/)

28 I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:48 PM (G3T/K)

29 Lying About Evidence to Get a Murderer Off
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I thought that is what lawyers are supposed to do.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

It was just the defenders doing it until we started electing "Soros prosecutors," though.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:48 PM (VHUov)

30 26 To his credit, the guy was not a child murderer, just a child murderer murderer.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

So a bit like Dexter

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:48 PM (l3cgK)

31 fd I'd throw a twenty in his canteen account.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (afJtY)

32
The Reflecting Pool Catastrophe grinds on. Trump will have to resign. Hillary will become president. And a final reckoning will come for the MAGA troglodytes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (O0L8i)

33 Compare this to the CA bar disbarring Trump's lawyer for daring to perform his legal duty to advocate for his client.

See, because the media adjudicated Trump's election claims false, that means he was lying to the courts when he said anything other than the media line.

Even thought he never filed anything or said anything about elections in any court in the state of California.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (73/SM)

34 Here we go again.

Bailiff, whack his peepee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:50 PM (bl07w)

35 I guess if you are in prison and have nothing to lose, you could have worse hobbies.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

36 Did anyone in the movie thread make a joke about Milly Allcock being NO cock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:50 PM (G3T/K)

37 32
The Reflecting Pool Catastrophe grinds on. Trump will have to resign. Hillary will become president. And a final reckoning will come for the MAGA troglodytes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (O0L8i)

Careful, there, Hadrian, lest you also be disbarred.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:51 PM (bl07w)

38 The answer to all this is to prosecute government officials that intentionally allow violent criminal access to the public.

Sign off on welfare for an illegal that murders someone? You get a murder trial as well

Let off a thug because he's black that goes on to murder someone? You get a murder trial as well

And on and on

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 06:51 PM (sKqQm)

39

18-1,

Right on

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:52 PM (/QHx4)

40 34 Here we go again.

Bailiff, whack his peepee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:50 PM (bl07w)

https://youtu.be/hUj5K7ComC0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:52 PM (l3cgK)

41
An eye-popping number of students at the elite UC Berkeley School of Law claim to have a “psychological” or other mental disabilities, according to university data — leading critics to accuse pupils of trying to game the system to gain an advantage in school.

There are 378 law students in UC Berkeley’s Disabled Students’ Program, approximately a third of enrollment. That marks a massive shift from just five years ago, when only 3% of Berkeley’s graduate students claimed a disability.

Posted by: beckster

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Will they keep up these claims when they're job-hunting? When do they start living their real lives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 06:52 PM (XJ22o)

42 19 I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

It's terrible how such people are allowed free rein in the prison system. Can't they just let nonces live out their lives in peace and security?

Posted by: Ian Watson at June 19, 2026 06:52 PM (gKWVE)

43 Just wanting to go to Berkeley in the first place places you on the spectrum.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

44 Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:48 PM (G3T/K)

This place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 06:54 PM (dK+Kv)

45 I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)
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Yeah, I vaguely remember that. I think he saw it as a "hobby" of sorts.

Hope we never see that on the Saturday Hobby Thread, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 06:54 PM (gnNyN)

46 Looked up pics. Wharton the murderer and the victims (Hart family) are all black.
Disbarred atty George & his boss Nancy Winkelman and her boss Larry Krasner are all pasty white.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 06:54 PM (7/NKC)

47 "Yeah, I vaguely remember that. I think he saw it as a "hobby" of sorts."

His other hobby is ping pong. WITH THEIR EYEBALLS!

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

48 What this place needs now are more like Judge Roy Bean.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 06:55 PM (B0dAE)

49 Disbarred atty George & his boss Nancy Winkelman and her boss Larry Krasner are all pasty white.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 06:54 PM (7/NKC)

Great white saviors.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:55 PM (bl07w)

50 Here we go again.

Bailiff, whack his peepee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:50 PM (bl07w)

I have the first Cheech and Chong album on LP in my collection. I think the only reason my Dad did not throw it out is because he had no clue who they were.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ)

51 Paul George was in his early 70s when all this happened. I'm not saying he should go to CAROUSEL but... this is why pensions exist. He should have retired to spend the rest of his days considering his conscience.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:56 PM (gKWVE)

52 "Yeah, I vaguely remember that. I think he saw it as a "hobby" of sorts."

His other hobby is ping pong. WITH THEIR EYEBALLS!
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

He also enjoys horse riding, cutting their balls off first and long walks on the beach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:57 PM (G3T/K)

53 He also enjoys horse riding, cutting their balls off first and long walks on the beach.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:57 PM (G3T/K)
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Must be very popular with the prison groupies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 06:58 PM (gnNyN)

54 >Will they keep up these claims when they're job-hunting? When do they start living their real lives?

I've seen employment applications that plainly ask whatever ailments one wishes to list. Could be autism, adhd, tourettes, or anything else you feel you need to stand apart and get boosted for DEI/affirmative action.

I fully expect they will keep up these claims.

Posted by: fb at June 19, 2026 06:58 PM (JVEmw)

55 Hillary will become president. And a final reckoning will come for the MAGA troglodytes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (O0L8i)
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It's been nice knowing you all

Posted by: 496 at June 19, 2026 06:58 PM (sOtuf)

56 How is not being removed from his position entirely?

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Could it be that he can only be impeached by the elected representatives? And could it be that there is no will among them to do that?

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2026 06:58 PM (xpP6J)

57 think he saw it as a "hobby" of sorts.
Hope we never see that on the Saturday Hobby Thread, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I accidentally ran across the case of Jonathan Watson just now. Lifer in the California system. For some idiotic reason, in 2020, the prison let some chomos up to gen pop. A couple chomos decided to watch PBS Kids in front of him.
This Watson ended those chomos' sentence.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

58 Wouldn't lying in court be a felony? Lawyers appearing in court are officers of the court, and are liable for perjury charges, right? (I may have watched too many episodes of "Perry Mason.")

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2026 06:59 PM (XMwZJ)

59 He's doing the work American judges won't do.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

60 If you like pina coladas, taking walks in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain ...

*what did you do with the rest of the brain, Armie?*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (7/NKC)

61 He's been on death row for 42 years?!?

And the taxpayers are still paying to keep him alive and paying the lawyers to argue back and forth?

What a waste!

Posted by: DitkaCA at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (utChY)

62 This Watson ended those chomos' sentence.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

He also likes Pina Coladas and dancing in the rain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (G3T/K)

63
The Hart family (the victims) are Black, by the way. Is BLM or the SPLC weighing in? No?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22o)

64 Even thought he never filed anything or said anything about elections in any court in the state of California.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (73/SM)

Yup, John Eastman got screwed over.

Posted by: beckster at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

65 How is not being removed from his position entirely?
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Reliable Party Soldier.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (6h45X)

66 I accidentally ran across the case of Jonathan Watson just now. Lifer in the California system. For some idiotic reason, in 2020, the prison let some chomos up to gen pop. A couple chomos decided to watch PBS Kids in front of him.
This Watson ended those chomos' sentence.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)
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"Accidents happen." -- California penal system

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (gnNyN)

67 Before cool, Miles was boppy, for 12 minutes:
youtube.com/watch?v=96MpjWSbLZc

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

68 What this place needs now are more like Judge Roy Bean.
Judge Dredd perhaps?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2026 07:01 PM (XMwZJ)

69 32
The Reflecting Pool Catastrophe grinds on. Trump will have to resign. Hillary will become president. And a final reckoning will come for the MAGA troglodytes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (O0L8i)

Impeachment-worthy crime. Add this one to the 38,055 other impeachment charges Hakeem Jeffries keeps in a special notebook.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2026 07:01 PM (5rh/l)

70
Woops, just saw you at 46, vmom. Horde mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 07:01 PM (XJ22o)

71 *what did you do with the rest of the brain, Armie?*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (7/NKC)

Oh come on, you cant tell me you've never said 'Ill eat you spleen!' To someone youre crushing on?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:02 PM (G3T/K)

72 I knew Krasner was Marxists. Hope he gets the hammer

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

73 I saw where some murderer who murdered a child murderer in prison murdered another child murderer in prison again.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

Gotta a name? I think I could scrape up 75 dollars for his commissary account.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 19, 2026 07:02 PM (zBgIx)

74 This Watson ended those chomos' sentence.
Doing the jobs that American [courts] won't do!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2026 07:03 PM (XMwZJ)

75 72 I knew Krasner was Marxists. Hope he gets the hammer
Posted by: Skip

See- cannibals can be useful

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 07:03 PM (7/NKC)

76 Do they have to drain the pond again or does the paint work underwater? I guess they could do some kind of cofferdam.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

77 64 Even thought he never filed anything or said anything about elections in any court in the state of California.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 06:49 PM (73/SM)

Yup, John Eastman got screwed over.

Posted by: beckster at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

The Kalifornia Kangaroo Bar had it in for him. The entire process was essentially a forgone conclusion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 07:05 PM (l3cgK)

78 Wolfus Aurelius. Tornado Warning over in Chalmette.

Think it was just cancelled.

Posted by: javems at June 19, 2026 07:05 PM (zFsEm)

79 Just when you think you hate them the right amount, they show you can't really hate them enough.

Posted by: Hate what is evil at June 19, 2026 07:06 PM (TbWk/)

80 Whoops!

Malia Obama was taken into custody for questioning after an undercover FBI agent found her claiming responsibility for the Reflecting Pool Algae Attack by Antifa.

According to the report, Agents regularly patrol known Antifa chat boards searching for threats to the United States. That's where they found Malia, under an assumed name.

"We didn't know it was Malia Obama until we got to the address of the user's IP," said Parks Police Captain Joe Barron. "We also seized some clothing and containers that may still have the specific algae used on them."

We'll keep you updated on this developing story.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:07 PM (mYCqF)

81 "Malia Obama was taken into custody for questioning after an undercover FBI agent found her claiming responsibility for the Reflecting Pool Algae Attack by Antifa."

This better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

82 I knew the Obamas were slime but this is ridiculous. Got a link?

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

83 I saw one of the OBama daughters who was looking like Mooch, not sure which

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 07:12 PM (Ia/+0)

84 83 Sounds like a jest to me, but funny things do happen.

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

85 One of them looks like Mooch and the other looks like Barky. Poor girls.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

86
Oh the horror of looking like the Mooch.

Poor girls.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:13 PM (/QHx4)

87 This better not be AI.
Posted by: fd

Trying to verify

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:15 PM (mYCqF)

88 Have you been eating high-fiber as part of your "prepping"? Remember, you have a duty of candor!

Posted by: Lance Feltcher at June 19, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

89 >>> 87 This better not be AI.
Posted by: fd

Trying to verify
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:15 PM (mYCqF)

Babylon Bee : Fake News

Not the Bee : Real News

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:17 PM (R+iUD)

90 "Malia Obama was taken into custody for questioning after an undercover FBI agent found her claiming responsibility for the Reflecting Pool Algae Attack by Antifa."

This better not be AI.
Posted by: fd

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Could imagine the resulting pig-pile if during the Obamalisk consecration sum dude jumped up and yelled 86__. Then they'd have to back track... oh, shit, no we have no idea what that could mean...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ)

91 Malia Obama was taken into custody for questioning after an undercover FBI agent found her claiming responsibility for the Reflecting Pool Algae Attack by Antifa.

According to the report, Agents regularly patrol known Antifa chat boards searching for threats to the United States. That's where they found Malia, under an assumed name.

"We didn't know it was Malia Obama until we got to the address of the user's IP," said Parks Police Captain Joe Barron. "We also seized some clothing and containers that may still have the specific algae used on them."

We'll keep you updated on this developing story.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:07 PM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at June 19, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

92 Not seeing it. Mostly hits on Trump about the algae. Also suggestion antifa behind it, maybe. Trump is poopyhead, etc. Also top result was 'Is Obama behind the group that put algae in the reflecting pool?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:18 PM (G3T/K)

93 If the Eff.Bee.EYE had arrested Malia I'd think all the national newsreaders on teewee would have interrupted local programming to call for RESISTANCE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:19 PM (R+iUD)

94 We haven't seen something like this since Amy Carter got hooked with Abbey Hoffman to do nuke protests.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 07:19 PM (pvg5V)

95 If the Eff.Bee.EYE had arrested Malia I'd think all the national newsreaders on teewee would have interrupted local programming to call for RESISTANCE!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:19 PM (R+iUD)

Not until they decided how to spin it. But I am doubtful as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:20 PM (G3T/K)

96 This better not be AI.
Posted by: fd

Trying to verify
Posted by: rickb223

Fake... because every seen the ethnic make-up of swim teams?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:20 PM (/lPRQ)

97 Fast-talking nerd freaks out about the flood of discoveries of fresh router vulns, for 10 minutes:
youtube.com/watch?v=gEMx7kt7n4E

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

98 Oddly Abby Hoffman committed suicide soon after, which I figured to be odd, but not really odd

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 07:21 PM (pvg5V)

99 Malia thing might be satire

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 07:22 PM (Qf511)

100 No arrests because there's a 'D' involved and protected species pigmentation issues.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 19, 2026 07:22 PM (Q/FnY)

101 Oddly Abby Hoffman committed suicide soon after, which I figured to be odd, but not really odd
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 07:21 PM

Suicide is painless,
it brings on many changes.

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at June 19, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

102 Not seeing it. Mostly hits on Trump about the algae. Also suggestion antifa behind it, maybe. Trump is poopyhead, etc. Also top result was 'Is Obama behind the group that put algae in the reflecting pool?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Algae, especially that bloom, needs a lot of nutrient to grow.

A tanker truck of pig shit probably would be enough.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:22 PM (/lPRQ)

103

Heaven forbid if it was a white person.

They would be strung up..

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:23 PM (/QHx4)

104 More than likely not true but it is fun to some shit thrown at the left for a change.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 07:23 PM (afJtY)

105 102 Good point!

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

106
"We didn't know it was Malia Obama until we got to the address of the user's IP," said Parks Police Captain Joe Barron. "We also seized some clothing and containers that may still have the specific algae used on them."

We'll keep you updated on this developing story.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:07 PM

Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen."

==================

Nothing should. This is fake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 07:23 PM (XJ22o)

107 Jimmy Carter was a vindictive Bastard so I thought it might have been a reason

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 07:24 PM (pvg5V)

108 there are tons of reports of lefties messing with the reflecting pool

they're carving insults into the new surface, dumping in poo and the like, you know, fun stuff

because they aren't insane, no not at all

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 19, 2026 07:24 PM (j+aD2)

109 Slow thread... everybody must be downtown watching the Juneteenth fireworks and drivebys.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)

110
top result was 'Is Obama behind the group that put algae in the reflecting pool?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

==============

I think the Malia news is fake, but I wouldn't put this past her empty-headed, juvenile, jealous father.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 07:25 PM (XJ22o)

111 "This is a horrible thing, the SAVE Act, one of the worst, most anti-democracy things that’s ever been proposed. They say it’s, oh, it’s all about ID, voter ID. It’s not. They will remove 25 million people off the rolls. Why? Because they’ll require under this act, which is not going to pass, and we’re not going to let it pass, we’ve defeated it in court. I was a lead plaintiff in the decision to do that. We’ve refused to give them the votes that they would want for this; we never will. What it does is it says every state send your election rolls not to the Justice Department or the voting division, but to the Department of Homeland Security, where Musk and DOGE have installed an algorithm that determines whether you’re legitimately right to vote or not. The algorithm is a fix. It’ll not be 20 million people, 30 million people off the rolls, and they don’t tell you.”

-- Sen. Charles "Raw Chuck" Schumer (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

112

Another look at the Obama building:

https://shorturl.ly/xkeRO

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)

113

Schumer is a piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:26 PM (/QHx4)

114 101 Oddly Abby Hoffman committed suicide soon after, which I figured to be odd, but not really odd
Posted by: Kindltot
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A liability to the firm.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 07:28 PM (VPNgR)

115 >>> 113

Schumer is a piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:26 PM (/QHx4)

Schumer is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 19, 2026 07:28 PM (R+iUD)

116 Schumer is a piece of shit.
Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:26 PM

Harsh. What did I ever do to you to earn such a vitriolic comparison?

Posted by: POS at June 19, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

117 "Schumer is a piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:26 PM (/QHx4)

Schumer is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Amy Schumer"

Let me echo that sentiment.

Posted by: Schumer is a piece of shit at June 19, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

118 The Hart family (the victims) are Black, by the way. Is BLM or the SPLC weighing in? No?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22

Which tells me the perp is also black.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 07:30 PM (GseMx)

119

I wonder how much better our country would be if we cut off all money anyone is getting.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:30 PM (/QHx4)

120 nood

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

121 Go Navy...

The city of Annapolis, Maryland, has released an emergency preparedness guide tailored to the LGBTQ+ community, arguing that members of the community are more likely to be affected by natural disasters.

Disasters make it more difficult for sexual deviants to get their freak on...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:31 PM (/lPRQ)

122 Disregard last post. I can't verify.

Can verity this one, though.

Cellphone video taken Wednesday evening at a Target store in Simi Valley shows a man randomly attacking a woman while she was shopping, and then the good Samaritans who jumped in to help her and stop the man.

Police ultimately arrived at the store, arresting the suspect, Rejean Tabor, who they say had been released from custody two days before after being arrested in March for indecent exposure and assaulting an officer.

Tabor entered the store around 6 p.m., and cellphone video shows a woman rushing to help the woman being attacked – but she was quickly thrown off by the attacker. "He was choking her, she was almost dead, I don't know that guy!" the woman said in the video:

https://tinyurl.com/3yza4yt3

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:31 PM (mYCqF)

123 Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 07:31 PM (VPNgR)

124 Disasters make it more difficult for sexual deviants to get their freak on...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:31 PM

You are correct! Newsletter?

Posted by: Scott Weiner, soon to be (D-CA) at June 19, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

125 NOOD

CAFE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:32 PM (R+iUD)

126 One of the best dog parks in MPLS is probably going to close due to it being on 'stolen land.' The MPLS Park Board voted to shut it down due to (alleged) Indian burial sites on the property, check out Juanita's insane response.
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Alpha News previously reported on the debate surrounding the off-leash dog park, including testimony from Juanita Espinosa, a member of the Park Board’s Native American Advisory Council, who described the site as a sacred and spiritual “energy field.”

Espinosa claimed that if a dog is near someone who is praying, the animal can absorb the energy of those prayers instead of allowing it to reach the intended recipient.

“They in essence get that good energy, and that energy is supposed to go out to the person that made those prayers for,” Espinosa said. “If someone sees a dog there, they’re not gonna make their prayer there as a Native person.”

Posted by: beckster at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (kX27y)

127 This is where I should amend the law I've advocated for over a decade or more.

Anyone caught lying in ANY way to convict someone of a crime (even if the person is guilty) will be tried for it and, if convicted, will serve the maximum sentence (up to life) the defendant could have received.

Amended: Anyone lying to get someone off who is found guilty will be required to serve a sentence equivalent to the remainder of the other person's sentence from the time of the lie - even if the other person is let out because they were innocent, etc. And, the lie begins from the first action tied to the lie - the court filing using that evidence or before.

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2026 08:38 PM (kU0PQ)

128 Remember, these lawyers are being suspended, not disbarred for lying. Who respects a lawyer who cannot be trusted?This is egregious!
Our judicial system is a shark tank, U.S. civilians being the chum and the sharks’ appetite for personal power is their goal.

Posted by: John at June 19, 2026 08:55 PM (0DsdP)

129 "we should all remember that reform is necessary in every era."

That is the definition of someone incapable of actually "reforming" anything, it is the attitude of a destroyer.

Reform occurs when the existing system is a failure and can no longer be operated, so you reform it to create something that works. If you are constantly reforming, then you are basing your ideology on something that is perpetually broken.

People call Trump a Chaos Agent, which is fair, but he does it in direct interaction, but these people's actions to "reform" is to create a perpetual state of conflict which is why your followers are insane, your city's suck and your politics leads to violence.

This person should be shunned from any concept of intellectual engagement because he's a loser who can only see accomplishment by destroying.

As someone who was once in the USMC (I don't know if I ever mentioned) I can appreciate destruction, the destruction of EVIL, this guy wants to destroy America, so at BEST he thinks America is Evil.

Most likely he's a stupid child who likes the pictures of stuff going poof.

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 19, 2026 10:07 PM (jQiwe)

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