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In the UK, a "Man" Throws a 3-Year-Old Boy Into a Zoo Enclosure Filled with Crocodiles

Societies usually take 1,000 years to hit this level of Cultural Enrichment.

Do I know this is a Cultural Enrichment Officer come from a faraway land to educated and elevate the sullen natives?

No, I don't... but it is notable that the media and police are deploying their usual obfuscation by refusing any identification of the attacker beyond "man" -- thank you, that paints such a vivid picture.

And the police are deploying their usual euphemism: He's a mentally-ill individual, so there is obviously no wider political question at play here.

He just cray-cray, that's all. Now look into the red light of this Neuralizer.

Boy, 3, thrown to crocodiles at zoo

Man aged 30 arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after child left in critical condition

What kind of man? Oh, a 30 year old man. That answers all of my actuarial questions.


A three year-old boy was in a critical condition on Thursday night after he was thrown into a crocodile enclosure at a Cambridgeshire zoo.

Police said they had arrested a 30-year-old British man from Norfolk on suspicion of attempted murder after the incident at Johnsons Zoo, near Huntingdon, on Thursday afternoon.

A "British man from Norfolk." Does this mean he was born British or...?

The suspect and the boy, who was taken by air ambulance to Addenbrooke's hospital with serious injuries, were not believed to have known each other, officers added.

Johnsons Zoo has 10 species of crocodile, which visitors can view from a raised platform above the Tropical House enclosure.

The Telegraph understands that several crocodiles were in the enclosure when the child entered the water.

It is believed that the zoo owner's wife, Tracey Johnson, jumped into the enclosure to rescue the child.

Hero!

It has not been specified whether the boy's injuries were caused by an attack by the crocodiles, or by the fall into the enclosure.

...

"We do not believe the man arrested and the child are known to each other. Officers are supporting the boy's family at hospital, and our thoughts remain with them."

Oh, so a personal grudge against the three-year-old child is ruled out. The child was not banging the attacker's wife.

Any other ideas about a motive, Sherlock?

The Daily Mail suggests -- they can't confirm it -- that the man is mentally retarded and got away from his care-givers at the zoo.

Tearful witnesses have described seeing a three-year-old boy being tossed into a crocodile pit at a British zoo by a man with learning difficulties before the owner's 'heroic' wife leapt in to rescue him.

Tracey Johnson apparently pulled the child to safety. He remains in a critical but stable condition after suffering a broken arm and pelvis in the incident in Cambridgeshire yesterday.

Awful. The boy was dropped a full five yards on to a hard concrete surface, then rolled into the water to either drown or be eaten by crocodiles

A 30-year-old man from Norfolk, believed to be a stranger to the victim, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

But he has already been released on bail until September 18 having been assessed as 'not being fit for interview,' police said today.

The attacker was a 'mentally disabled' man who was at the zoo on an organised day out from his home with a carer, according to some reports.

The boy had been looking at the reptiles when he was thrown around 15ft from an elevated viewing platform down into the Johnsons of Old Hurst tropical house near Huntingdon.

One expert believes he probably landed on a concrete surface and then rolled into the water.

...

The enclosure contains at least 15 crocodiles and alligators, including two of the largest - Nile crocodiles called Romeo and Cuddles. Both are believed to measure between 9ft and 11ft, with Romeo, the male, weighing up to 485lbs.

It is not yet known whether the boy sustained all his injuries from the fall or if he was also attacked by one of the animals - but an expert has confirmed that if the child fell next to a crocodile he will have been bitten.

He's a violent monster who attempts to feed babies to crocodiles. There are limits to compassion and this is eight or ten miles beyond that limit. Even if you don't actually imprison him in a prison, you have to imprison him in a locked room.

But the UK justice system disagrees.

Whether or not this is a case of a foreign-born Cultural Enricher or a homegrown Cultural Enricher... police have already released the "man" who attempted to murder a three-year-old by feeding him to crocodiles.

Ben Graham
@BenGrahamUK

5h

A man is alleged to have thrown a 3 year old into a crocodile enclosure yesterday.

Less than 24 hours later, police say he's been released on bail because he's "not fit for interview."

The police are going to have to explain this one.

How is releasing someone back into the public before they've even been interviewed for attempted murder acceptable?

What message does that send?

Whether this is an actually-British mental invalid or a foreign-born invalid, the problem is the same: The Regime demands that we sacrifice our safety, our wealth, our ability to move freely without being attacked, even our children out of "compassion" for the Violently Different. It would be inhumane to lock this Child Assassin up, so you Racists will just have to accept this absolutely unbearable threat walking around free to attack your children whenever he decides that a zoo animal needs a snack.

You must always subordinate your own interests to the Violently Different:

That's Italy, not the UK. Same contempt for the safety and innocence of children at work. A Cultural Enricher wanted to Enrich a 10-year-old girl, and you'll just have to accept that, because that's his Culture and we must respect his Culture.

From Remix:

Bangladeshi migrant avoids sexual assault conviction after impregnating 10-year-old girl in Italian asylum hotel after judge rules 'no evidence of coercion'

An Italian judge ruled there was insufficient evidence of force or threats to support a sexual assault conviction, sentencing the defendant instead for sexual acts with a minor


An Italian prosecutor is considering an appeal after a court sentenced a 29-year-old Bangladeshi man to five years in prison for sexual acts with a minor rather than sexual assault, despite the fact that a 10-year-old girl became pregnant following sexual encounters at a refugee reception center.

The case stems from events that took place in September 2024 at a refugee reception facility in Collio, housed within the "Il Cacciatore" hotel. The girl, who was 10 years old at the time, became pregnant after two sexual encounters with the defendant.

In a ruling, Judge Valeria Rey concluded that while there was sufficient evidence to establish that sexual intercourse had taken place, the prosecution had failed to prove beyond doubt that the encounters involved physical violence, threats, or coercion. As a result, the court reclassified the offense from sexual assault to sexual acts with a minor.

I don't know what the law in Italy is. I guess that yeah, a sexual assault would require the use of force, and it's possible that there was "no evidence" of that. He's still being charged with sex with a minor.

The prosecutor seems to think there is evidence of the use of force.

Either way... what is he doing in Italy?

The Regime is psychopathic.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 Not as centered as the last thread

Posted by: Ann at June 19, 2026 01:11 PM (SHHm+)

2 But bolder

Posted by: Ann at June 19, 2026 01:12 PM (SHHm+)

3 I called the others

Posted by: Ann at June 19, 2026 01:12 PM (SHHm+)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:13 PM (2YhKe)

5 Ace is making up for lost days of no formatting errors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

6 He's just messin' wif us now.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)

7 The World needs more Charles Bronsons.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 01:14 PM (An6iH)

8 What message does that send?"

Toss 'em

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:15 PM (XuXeR)

9 The "man" should be thrown in with the alligators, along with any cops or bureaucrats who try to prevent that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:15 PM (R+iUD)

10 How is releasing someone back into the public before they've even been interviewed for attempted murder acceptable?

What message does that send?

"We hate you and want you dead. We want to engage in all perversions and don't want you to look down on us for it. Your existence is painful to us. Die normies. Die!"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2026 01:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

11 30 year old mentally retarded 'man'???

Labour needs a new candidate for PM.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:16 PM (OoF9t)

12 Bold, but I sense a shift to the left.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:16 PM (3uBP9)

13
"The arrested 30-year-old man, who is not known to the toddler, has been “assessed as not being fit for interview” and released on bail until September."

Not being fit for interview?
So, he's a foreigner and doesn't speak the language.

Posted by: Speller at June 19, 2026 01:16 PM (pSotA)

14 a three-year-old boy being tossed into a crocodile pit at a British zoo by a man with learning difficulties


Yeah, no. That's not how "learning difficulties" work, genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:16 PM (2YhKe)

15 Italicans next?



I hope Ace isn't trying to send us a secret message involving the types of tags, because it might take a bunch of Morons a while to figure it out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:16 PM (R+iUD)

16 In the UK, a "Man" Throws a 3-Year-Old Boy Into a Zoo Enclosure Filled with Crocodiles

well, there is a major sportsba'al thingie going on.

Posted by: anachronda at June 19, 2026 01:17 PM (qdr3M)

17 The UK seems to have imported quite a lot of violent, mentally ill men from the developing world. I wonder why that is.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

18 Keir Starmer is very very Concerned about Backlash.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:17 PM (R+iUD)

19 Two more instances is support of vigilantism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 01:17 PM (1z8ji)

20 >>30 year old mentally retarded 'man'???


The Avg Muslim Migrant (sub 70 IQ) is technically a retarded man.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 01:18 PM (An6iH)

21 Sounds like the Lowe Rape Report needs a volume 2.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2026 01:18 PM (2WIwB)

22 Toss him in and make sure Romeo gets to him and the rest turn it into a frenzy.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (Q/FnY)

23 Ace is making up for lost days of no formatting errors.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

The last thread is still centered, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 Keir Starmer is concerned he may not date the 3 yr old boy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (OoF9t)

25 Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

26 I don't care how mentally ill the "man" is. Execute him!!!

Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (wjnjX)

27 Is the man’s name Achmed or similar?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (+gA9j)

28 The "man" should be thrown in with the alligators, along with any cops or bureaucrats who try to prevent that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:15 PM (R+iUD)


Finally, someone thinking outside the box!

Yours sincerely,
Vlad Țepeș

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

29
"I wonder why that is." by: Kindltot

Mad dogs and Englishmen.

Posted by: Speller at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (pSotA)

30 Bangladeshi migrant avoids sexual assault conviction after impregnating 10-year-old girl in Italian asylum hotel after judge rules 'no evidence of coercion'


Uh, she's 10 and pregnant. That PROVES coercion.

10 year old's don't generally go around having sex all the time.

F*CK I hate what the left has done to the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

31 Execute him!!!

Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (wjnjX)/i]


BOGUS!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at June 19, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

32
I read this morning that he "escaped " from his handlers.

He shouldn't be allowed out in public.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 01:20 PM (/QHx4)

33 Is the man’s name Achmed or similar?"

Nah. Totally different.

Ahmed.

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)

34 Based on the rape gangs, it's a miracle we know about this at all. The letting him go already part is expected.

Maybe the kid shunned the sexual advances in a mean manner? I bet that 3 year old is a racist! It's 50/50.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 19, 2026 01:20 PM (cS1cw)

35 The last thread is still centered, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2026 01:19 PM (1Ff7Z)



Don't post in old threads.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)

36 Boldness is preferable to centrism.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Av0jg)

37 10 year old's don't generally go around having sex all the time."

Just on their wedding night.

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)

38 Only 11 players under par at the US Open… I like chaos. Blow wind… blow

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 01:21 PM (+gA9j)

39 >>> three-year-old boy being tossed into a crocodile pit at a British zoo by a man with learning difficulties


"learning difficulties" = don't rape and murder is too much for them to understand

Posted by: brak at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (sCxmP)

40 Ahmed Didinu al-Nuthin???

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (OoF9t)

41
Ahmed.
Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)



Nice cock, Ahmed!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (2YhKe)

42 14 a three-year-old boy being tossed into a crocodile pit at a British zoo by a man with learning difficulties


Yeah, no. That's not how "learning difficulties" work, genius.


out: it's a stutter
in: learning difficulties

Posted by: anachronda at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (qdr3M)

43 Don't thread old posts, either.

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (XuXeR)

44 Forget Iran, nuke the UK. It'll be a kindness.

Posted by: spudinsky at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (ehY6c)

45 Don't post in old threads.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)

There's nobody about, I guess. Better check the liquor cabinet....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

46 LIKE THE TIDE, BOLD COMES AND BOLD GOES.

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the comments on the HQ."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

47 The amazing thing about this is that a 3 year old has a better chance of survival if they are thrown into an ape enclosure than if they are exposed to Muslim Migrants in public.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (An6iH)

48
Norfolk Man may have been released back to someone's custody since he had a "carer," but that carer also seems to be a problem.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (XJ22o)

49 >>>that the man is mentally retarded

Isn't that code for Muslim?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (syz1S)

50 No kid, and 10yo is damn well a kid, wants anything to do with nastiness. And you have to be an absolute psychopath to not take proof of sexual intercourse as proof of coercion. This is Kinsey report style insanity. None of that was reality, just social degeneracy and corruption driven by people that should all be woodchipped.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (3uBP9)

51 >>> into an ape enclosure than if they are exposed to Muslim Migrants in public.

yeah don't lump me in with those savages

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (sCxmP)

52 I sure hope that he turns out to be so retarded that he cannot stand trial and gets away with attempted murder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (UZCuZ)

53 Wasn't there a Monty Python skit about nuking Chelsea?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (OoF9t)

54 So...Prince Willy said we can learn a lot from islam. So Prince, what did this teach us? Hhhmmm???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (2WIwB)

55 This is Kinsey report style insanity"

Wanna f em all!

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (XuXeR)

56 When did the UK get so inundated with Amish people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (2YhKe)

57 don't rape and murder is too much for them to understand
Posted by: brak at June 19, 2026 01:22 PM


No, it's just not part of our culture, h8r!

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

58 The Massacre at Shinnecock could join the Massacre at Winged Foot. Who gets to be Hale Irwin this year?

It’s topically adjacent; golf started in Britain…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (lvmU5)

59 You just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

-- Charlie Daniels

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (qx7Zg)

60 So Prince, what did this teach us?"

.308 can reach out and touch them?

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (XuXeR)

61 I wonder if the European governments actually advertise in third world countries that their women and children need raping and murdering?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (q1bmm)

62 TIME WARP!!!!!

Posted by: Coast to Coast at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (anL5R)

63 >>> 50 No kid, and 10yo is damn well a kid, wants anything to do with nastiness. And you have to be an absolute psychopath to not take proof of sexual intercourse as proof of coercion. This is Kinsey report style insanity. None of that was reality, just social degeneracy and corruption driven by people that should all be woodchipped.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (3uBP9)

You're gonna need a bigger woodchipper.

Posted by: Martin Brody at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (R+iUD)

64 >>>It’s topically adjacent; golf started in Britain…

It was Scotland, ye reprobate

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willy at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (sCxmP)

65
Any chance the parents of the mentally retarded 30-year-old are first cousins? That just got legalized in the UK.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (XJ22o)

66 So...Prince Willy said we can learn a lot from islam. So Prince, what did this teach us? Hhhmmm???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2026 01:24 PM (2WIwB)



https://youtu.be/qcqOgnQyXp4?t=48

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (2YhKe)

67 They haven't released his picture, so he's not white.
They haven't released his picture, so he's probably Pakistani or African/Muslim.

We all know how the rules work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (UZCuZ)

68 You just can't despise them enough. It's time for them to leave this country in peace. It's not going to be pretty when indigenous Americans decide it's time for them to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 01:27 PM (pMmVV)

69 They want everyone to shut up about all the cultural enrichment going on because a lot of money is being paid/skimmed for housing and feeding these monsters and they want their votes/ one world government.

I think their plan is the alligator will eat them last or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2026 01:27 PM (qPkTh)

70 I remember reading the Kinsey Report in college… not as an assignment but because some yahoo I ran into claimed it was proof that 10% of the population are homos. Of course when I read it I found out it proves no such thing… that might’ve been the beginning of my skepticism about appeals to science in debate…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 01:27 PM (lvmU5)

71 All the Kinsey Report proved was how freaky the authors were.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:28 PM (OoF9t)

72 I wonder if the European governments actually advertise in third world countries that their women and children need raping and murdering?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (q1bmm)


There were or are still actual seminars held in places like Kenya and Lebanon that teach prospective "refugees" how to answer correctly to get accepted into Europe and the US.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

73 >>> I wonder if the European governments actually advertise in third world countries that their women and children need raping and murdering?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 19, 2026 01:25 PM (q1bmm)


There actually was a video series put together by some euro outfit for playing in these turdworld countries. It was extremely creepy. It was all about asking them to come over to europe to start a new life and the whole video was showing little blond girls. Super fing creepy.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3uBP9)

74 When is 'Throw a muslham to the Gators' day?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (2YhKe)

75 The lack of description IS the description

Posted by: Blanco at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (rnXoa)

76
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:23 PM (3uBP9)

================

There are circumstances that are automatically considered assault. In prison for instance, any sex act between an inmate and a guard is automatically rated as assault on the inmate.

You'd think any sex act between an adult and a 10-year-old would be treated the same way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o)

77 At least give the "30-year-old British man from Norfolk" a long timeout in the Naughty Chair.

Posted by: Nanny 911 at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (wVcYX)

78 I thought I saw the guys name posted on twitter yesterday, and it was foreign. (as we all know.)

The problem is that in the UK, people who know are scared of being arrested for tweeting the name, so no one does.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3Jsk5)

79
The monarchy is protected from the invaders.

Do they give a shit about the citizens, no.

Their purpose is to look good for photo ops.


Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (/QHx4)

80 Philosophical core of what we call "leftism" although it really doesnt have anything to do with "right" or "left" anymore in a political sense is the idea that the more dysfunctional you are by past social standards, the more rights you have to not be questioned or responsible for anything you may do. The complete opposite of the traditional way of granting more rights to the exceptionally competent or useful.

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3/XaG)

81
Pretty sure that the "man" is either a trannie or a muslim cultural enricher. Maybe both!

The vague description plus the "get out of jail free" is pretty much a guarantee of that.

Even if he was The Single Most Retarded Individual in Great Britain, he would never/should never be released to roam the street.

And it wouldn't happen in a civilized nation.

Two tier justice, LImeys. How's that taste?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2026 01:30 PM (iJfKG)

82 >>>It’s topically adjacent; golf started in Britain…

It was Scotland, ye reprobate
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willy at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (sCxmP)


Scotland is in Britain.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 01:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

83 One crocodile a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 19, 2026 01:30 PM (hgXkL)

84 How is releasing someone back into the public before they've even been interviewed for attempted murder acceptable?

What message does that send?
====


Need the jail space for politically incorrect and apostates?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (/lPRQ)

85 What message does that send?

He didn't harm anyone important. Be glad we don't have you horsewhipped for questioning us, prole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)

86 "The man is being described as 'mentally disabled' and police are STILL refusing to name him."


So England has Somalis too?

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (GUOwU)

87 Huh. I just got a fundraising email from Susan Collins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)

88 1. was the child who got raped a refugee? The story is not clear.

2. The punishment should not matter if "assault" or who the girl was, or anything -- the guy needs to be shot. What a disgusting act. I can not imagine.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (3Jsk5)

89 He was criminally insane so we had to release him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (/lPRQ)

90 Someone has a better take on the Obamalith:

https://is.gd/Oh2egK

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 01:32 PM (qx7Zg)

91 "Oh, so a personal grudge against the three-year-old child is ruled out. The child was not banging the attacker's wife. Any other ideas about a motive, Sherlock?"

the kid was probably giving him the evil eye, as three year olds are wont to do. Crazy people hate that ... so, provoked, not his fault.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2026 01:32 PM (vbXSk)

92 There are certain things that I know happen, but which I still can not accept as real. Monsters walk among us.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:32 PM (3Jsk5)

93
The police are going to have to explain this one.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Cqx++)

94 The kid was white, so therefore gator food.


Duh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (2YhKe)

95 The lack of description IS the description"

Pretty much everywhere

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (XuXeR)

96 The bobbies have released the retarded baby tossing wanker
and it's Keir Starmer?? Damn.

Posted by: spudinsky at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (ehY6c)

97 >>> Philosophical core of what we call "leftism" although it really doesnt have anything to do with "right" or "left" anymore in a political sense is the idea that the more dysfunctional you are by past social standards, the more rights you have to not be questioned or responsible for anything you may do. The complete opposite of the traditional way of granting more rights to the exceptionally competent or useful.
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 19, 2026 01:29 PM (3/XaG)


A secular system of indulgences granted in return for allegiance to the state.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (3uBP9)

98 I saw this story yesterday and, just like Ace, I immediately assumed the attacker was an third-worlder based on the police's anodyne description of the attacker as a "man" and nothing more.

It's incredible that the Leftist Language Fasicsts endlessly invent euphemisms to hide reality from the populace, and then eupheisms themselves almost immediately become the very un-PC put-down that they were tried so substitute.

Examples:

anti-white racist discrimination --> "affirmative action" --> "DEI" --> now "DEI" is a terrible insult

"illegal alien criminal" or "undocumented migrant terrorist" --> "man" --> now whenever the media identifies a perpetrator as merely a "man," you know he's an illegal alien/migrant.

facilitating and encouraging drug addicts --> "harm reduction" --> now everyone knows that "harm reduction" means "increase addicts n the street."

etc. etc.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Av6i5)

99 10 year old child is pregnant, grown man is the baby’s father. Open and shut case of statutory rape of a child.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (ZVgZ4)

100 He was criminally insane so we had to release him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (/lPRQ)



The Carolina train stabber is going to walk. Just watch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (2YhKe)

101 This is the English translation of "The Camp of the Saints." Britain is well and truly fucked. What is left of English society seems to be the lowest of classes (see my comments about Clarkson's farm on X.). These idiots voted for socialism and then were disarmed. Now they are in uproar about Pakistani rape gangs. Guess what fuckers? You voted for it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (qFwJc)

102 How the heck can any place other than totalitarian police state manage to prevent any and all witnesses of the child tossing incident from "leaking" details of who the perpetrator was? And in a public place?

Posted by: Vanilla ICE at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (cWLG3)

103 How do they not have pics of Crocodile Dumb-dee? Everyone at the zoo must have had cameras out.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

104 10 year old child is pregnant, grown man is the baby’s father. Open and shut case of statutory rape of a child.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 01:33 PM (ZVgZ4)



Love is love, h8r bigot.

Posted by: The Man Boy Lincoln Project at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (2YhKe)

105 Just n time for Christmas the Gaylord Library LEGO set.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (OoF9t)

106
Sponge,

He will be free to kill again.

Assholes

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (/QHx4)

107 >>> Huh. I just got a fundraising email from Susan Collins.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)


I got one this week from bernie sanders.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (3uBP9)

108 Monsters walk among us."

Always have. "Civilization" relies on removing them...

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (XuXeR)

109 Are we taking odds that at least one of the attacker's three names is Muhammed?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

110 the prosecution had failed to prove beyond doubt that the encounters involved physical violence

Of course there was physical violence, he raped a child!
Self-evidence apparently isn't a thing in Italy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (n5tGW)

111 One expert believes he probably landed on a concrete surface and then rolled into the water.

An expert in what? Children being tossed into zoo alligator exhibits?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (2ap+5)

112 "The lack of description IS the description"

Pretty much everywhere

Posted by: man


MSM: We told you it was youths getting in fights at the festival. What more info do you want?

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (GUOwU)

113 this is one of those "types-deletes" threads for me, and I'm not particularly squeamish.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (gKWVE)

114 Everyone at the zoo must have had cameras out."

We're helping!

/teh googles

Posted by: man at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (XuXeR)

115 How the heck can any place other than totalitarian police state manage to prevent any and all witnesses of the child tossing incident from "leaking" details of who the perpetrator was? And in a public place?
Posted by: Vanilla ICE at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (cWLG3)

Asked and answered.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

116 “Any other ideas about a motive, Sherlock?”

Unfortunately, Sherlock, Mycroft, and Watson left the building a long time ago. Oh, and Lestrade and Gregson followed shortly thereafter.

Attention King Chuck and Prince Willy: Your only purpose in life is to defend the realm. Do better.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (23/y9)

117 So, there are no Mental hospitals for the criminally insane in either North Caroline or Britain?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (qFwJc)

118 "UK PM Keir Starmer is reportedly considering stepping down after Cabinet ministers Shabana Mahmood, Heidi Alexander, and Ed Miliband called on him to set out a departure timeline. A decision is expected after he consults with his family over the weekend.

The Times"

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 01:36 PM (GD0B3)

119 What is left of English society seems to be the lowest of classes (see my comments about Clarkson's farm on X.).
=
Hey buddy. Party foul. Don't redirect people to another party. If your comments are worthy, repeat em here.

Posted by: Throws Flag blows whistle at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

120 The sad part is that 10-year-old girl was almost surely passed around to every smelly subhuman savage in the place, and almost certainly by pimp. There's probably 20 men in that place that could be the father.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

121 Fresh off the wires!

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

122 How do they not have pics of Crocodile Dumb-dee? Everyone at the zoo must have had cameras out.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)



Isn't it illegal to take someone's picture without their permission in Britain?

I know the security at the Heathrow Airport were trying to get that lady's phone to delete the pic she took of the asshole gate agent declaring it was illegal.

At work, the company decided they wanted to have everyone upload a pic of themselves as an avatar for Teams and email.

The Brits said they didn't have to as it was illegal for the company to make them post a selfie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

123 IIRC Bedlam is now the Imperial War Museum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (OoF9t)

124 I think it's happening! "Consulting with Family"...the decision is made.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

125
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Posted by: SafetySign at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (wVcYX)

126 It’s topically adjacent; golf started in Britain…

It was Scotland, ye reprobate
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willy at June 19, 2026 01:26 PM (sCxmP)


Scotland isn't part of England but it is part of Britain.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

127 If you watched "The Crown" you would already know that Chuckles is an idiot.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (qFwJc)

128 Remember when that little kid got eaten by an alligator at DIESney World? No one even had to toss the poor guy over any barrier. How did they avoid getting sued into oblivion?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (R+iUD)

129 Huh. I just got a fundraising email from Susan Collins.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)


I got one this week from bernie sanders.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (3uBP9)
_______

I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

130 How did the judge conclude there must have been sexual intercourse involved in the 10-year old's pregnancy?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (2ap+5)

131 Sponge - that's funny, because Europeans are all in on the 'C.V.', which almost always includes a photo!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (aJQbY)

132 Are we taking odds that at least one of the attacker's three names is Muhammed?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)


How about all three?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZVgZ4)

133 "Keir Starmer has been given until Monday to quit with 'dignity' or face a full-blown coup following Andy Burnham's by-election landslide.

Mr Burnham's allies have delivered the ultimatum after he secured a majority of 9,000 votes over Reform in Makerfield - sparking tears of joy from Labour Left-wingers who want far more extreme tax and spend policies.

As the PM hunkers in Downing Street, ministers are said to have been conveying the message that he should set out a departure timetable. There are threats of Cabinet resignations from the start of next week.

Mr Burnham made his intentions clear at a rally in Ashton this morning, calling for 'real change', 're-industrialisation' and an end to 'trickle down economics'. 'It is our last chance to change but we are going to take it... we are going to lay out a new path for Britain.' "

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)

134 61 I wonder if the European governments actually advertise in third world countries that their women and children need raping and murdering?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

---------------------
This is the reality that everyone is afraid to believe -- I have seen refugees talking about this in the past how they consider the white girls as war loot. They are told in their countries that if the go to the West, they are free to rape the young girls because the West is conquered and muslims need to claim their reward for doing allah's work.

So when they come here, they demand money, housing, and young girls. This is what they are told to do before leaving.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:39 PM (3Jsk5)

135 Burnham's bi-election result announced just 24 ? hours ago

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)

136 An expert in what? Children being tossed into zoo alligator exhibits?
===
You missed that major in the course catalogue did you?

The best part was the lab. We spent hours trying to get the exact right height to drop a three year old on to concrete so they wouldn't be able to get up, but also wouldn't get killed. Tricky stuff.

Posted by: Ph.Duh at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (anL5R)

137 He was confirmed as "white British" by the police, according to the BBC.

Posted by: TheMessenger at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (3QGr/)

138 123 IIRC Bedlam is now the Imperial War Museum.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (OoF9t)

That's oddly appropriate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (edUvp)

139
North Carolina had a mental institution, Butner.

Growing up in NC the joke if you were acting nutty was you would be sent to Butner.

I don't know if it's still there.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (/QHx4)

140 120 The sad part is that 10-year-old girl was almost surely passed around to every smelly subhuman savage in the place, and almost certainly by pimp. There's probably 20 men in that place that could be the father.

out: fifty ways to leave your lover
in: fifty men could be the father

Posted by: anachronda at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (qdr3M)

141 Is this real? Supposedly this is how NBC covered the story

https://tinyurl.com/34k8jms4

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (UZCuZ)

142 Never go full retard.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2026 01:41 PM (EeEgK)

143 C'mon - it's not like the guy did anything serious, like posting a problematic tweet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2026 01:41 PM (aD4fx)

144 136 An expert in what? Children being tossed into zoo alligator exhibits?
===
You missed that major in the course catalogue did you?

The best part was the lab. We spent hours trying to get the exact right height to drop a three year old on to concrete so they wouldn't be able to get up, but also wouldn't get killed. Tricky stuff.


another crucial human skill that will be taken over by a.i.

Posted by: anachronda at June 19, 2026 01:41 PM (qdr3M)

145 >>> 141 Is this real? Supposedly this is how NBC covered the story

https://tinyurl.com/34k8jms4
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (UZCuZ)

"ending up in" these people are filth.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (R+iUD)

146 Apparently the wife of the facilities owner jumped in and pulled the kid out before the crocs could get him. The injuries came from the fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (L9YhZ)

147


So when that smelly demonic cunt Hillary was talking about how it takes a village this is what she actually meant.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (et1vG)

148 I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Not Susan Collins? or is she waiting for September for that blitz

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

149
out: fifty ways to leave your lover
in: fifty men could be the father
Posted by: anachronda at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (qdr3M)



I'm old enough to remember all the reports of rape of children in the Biden immigration migration train during his reign of terror.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)

150
Essentially child sacrifice.
Into the arms of Moloch!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

151 >>> 137 He was confirmed as "white British" by the police, according to the BBC.
Posted by: TheMessenger at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (3QGr/)

Well, that's convincing.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (R+iUD)

152 So when that smelly demonic cunt Hillary was talking about how it takes a village this is what she actually meant.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 19, 2026 01:42 PM (et1vG)



Albrecht Mach Frei!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

153 How long do think Victoria or Edward would have put up with this crap ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (23/y9)

154 The "man" needs the same treatment he gave the boy only without the rescue part.

Posted by: Cosda at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (Q+3G7)

155 111 One expert believes he probably landed on a concrete surface and then rolled into the water.

An expert in what? Children being tossed into zoo alligator exhibits?
Posted by: Oglebay
--------

Imagine how stupid I feel for picking the wrong major.

Posted by: Expert on children being tossed into zoo panda exhibits. at June 19, 2026 01:43 PM (3Jsk5)

156 Besides rape, the other main part of Pakistani culture is cousin-fucking.

And raping their cousins is a tip-top favorite.

So the "care facilities" in the UK are packed full of inbred Paki retards.

Just more of the ways stable, high-trust, Judeo-Christian cultures are enriched by third-world, illiterate retards who fuck their cousins and make more third-world retards.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 01:44 PM (73/SM)

157 It is believed that the zoo owner's wife, Tracey Johnson, jumped into the enclosure to rescue the child.
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A not insignificant percentage of Brit women are made of good stuff. Though I thought they were mostly from the North.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (vE0+H)

158 Afternoon.

HotAir: Iran Announces Persian Gulf Strait Authority, Sets Stage for Tolls

https://tinyurl.com/3pnev8f8

Ace is right, we needed boots on the ground in Iran. I guess an air war alone isn't enough.

And the deal fucking sucks. Are we really going to unfreeze Iran's assets? Jesus fucking Christ...what the fuck is Trump thinking?!?

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)

159 Kinda makes you wonder who is insane. Asshole that throws a little kid to alligators or the people who defend the asshole.
Shithole of a country they have there. Common fucking sense, how does that work?

Posted by: Case at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (IY9No)

160 The UK has a ton of mentally retarded people because cousin marriage is common among the Islamic families which have been imported.

My point being, most likely, the culturally enriched retarded person is from a Muslim family.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (UJMvS)

161 We, (us?) too.

Indiana board reprimands Dr. Caitlin Bernard over 10-year-old's abortion case
Reports about the case of the young girl, who was raped and traveled to Indiana after Ohio passed a strict abortion law, propelled the case into the national debate about abortion. May 2023
--
Surely abortion programs in the US push them in Europe, too.

👉Open Democracy, Given Trump’s win, should Europeans help Americans travel for abortions?
I started the first abortion fund in Europe 15 years ago. Here’s how to support our American and European sisters
Published Jan. 6, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (NFX2v)

162 Recall the D.C comic Superman theme of Bizarro World. We have arrrived in Bizarro World. Let me out.

Posted by: spudinsky at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (ehY6c)

163
Imagine how stupid I feel for picking the wrong major.
===
You feel stupid. I should have been an alligator.

Posted by: Ghost of Harembe at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (anL5R)

164 Europe is dead. May they wake in torment

Posted by: night lifted at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)

165 One of those Edwards "remigrated" the Jews from England. I think it was the first one although the third one was a feudal despot too.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 01:46 PM (gKWVE)

166 If you watched "The Crown" you would already know that Chuckles is an idiot.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (qFwJc)


Noted documentary "The Crown"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)

167 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:40 PM (UZCuZ)

That shit from NBC is real. Commies are deranged scum. But remember they're really concerned about Epstein.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 01:46 PM (vE0+H)

168 Babylon Bee: 'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama

https://is.gd/p1361v

He also seeks the replacement of Darth Biden.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (qx7Zg)

169 And the deal fucking sucks. Are we really going to unfreeze Iran's assets? Jesus fucking Christ...what the fuck is Trump thinking?!?
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)




He's a stupid poopyhead how doesn't know what he's doing and never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (2YhKe)

170 Unfortunately Trump might not mind tolls in the strait if he sees some kind of fifth dimensional long term economic benefit to America's energy plans.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (EeEgK)

171 Huh. I just got a fundraising email from Susan Collins.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)


I got one this week from bernie sanders.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 01:35 PM (3uBP9)
_______

I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Lucky! Mine was from from some gilfs looking for bunion relief action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

172 How do they not have pics of Crocodile Dumb-dee? Everyone at the zoo must have had cameras out.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


Isn't it illegal to take someone's picture without their permission in Britain?

I know the security at the Heathrow Airport were trying to get that lady's phone to delete the pic she took of the asshole gate agent declaring it was illegal.

At work, the company decided they wanted to have everyone upload a pic of themselves as an avatar for Teams and email.

The Brits said they didn't have to as it was illegal for the company to make them post a selfie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)
_______

It's all odd. Some kid was thrown into a fucking alligator pit and there's no video of it? There was 500 vids of Harambe dragging that other kid.

There's no general rule against photographing someone in public in UK. (Government areas like immigration/customs and maybe airports might be different.) So nothing I'm aware of would prevent anyone from snapping a pic or video of the incident or the guy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

173 Mr Burnham made his intentions clear at a rally in Ashton this morning, calling for 'real change', 're-industrialisation' and an end to 'trickle down economics'. 'It is our last chance to change but we are going to take it... we are going to lay out a new path for Britain.' "
Posted by: runner


Not sure myself, but those on X seem to think Burnham is no better that Keir Sturmtrooper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)

174 The "man" needs the same treatment he gave the boy only without the rescue part.
Posted by: Cosda


But, first break both legs so he cannot get up, then lower him in with a rope so the fall doesn't kill him.*


*I took the class as an elective in college.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (/lPRQ)

175 Speaking of Crocodile Dundee I see there is a Aus actress that has taken on a similar character she calls Bush Barbie as part of her "Bush Deep" videos.

Its pretty funny: https://tinyurl.com/2ubjzyru

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

176 He was confirmed as "white British" by the police, according to the BBC.

Its not impossible that they are protecting his identity because he's so 'tarded he can't even understand what is going on.

Doesn't make him any less guilty though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (UZCuZ)

177 Now that Burnham is in he's stepping down? That country is so beyond fucked. I cannot believe what a lucky escape we had that Trump decided to join the fray in 2015. I really and truly can't.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (vE0+H)

178 Huh. I just got a fundraising email from Susan Collins.
Posted by: Sponge

I got one this week from bernie sanders.
Posted by: banana Dream

I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!
Posted by: Elric The Blade


I'm pretty sure that sort of fundraising isn't legal, outside of some counties in Nevada.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (VHUov)

179 "another crucial human skill that will be taken over by a.i."

We need to confirm the results, let'er rip.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (cS1cw)

180 Unfortunately Trump might not mind tolls in the strait if he sees some kind of fifth dimensional long term economic benefit to America's energy plans.
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (EeEgK)


If the tolls are onerous enough, maybe the other Gulf countries will expand their pipeline networks and take the Strait off the table permanently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

181 >>>Scotland is in Britain.

yeah but when something was invented in Scotland you usually specify Scotland. Scots get a bit picky about that. But yeah it was a joke post, thus the sock.

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willy at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (sCxmP)

182 Remember:
In exchange for convenience of late-night kabab take-out, the people of the UK:
- lost their high trust society
- ruined their economy
- sacrificed 250k+ children to be raped, tortured and killed.

And, to improve the deal, most of those kabab shops were just fronts to launder stolen welfare funds back to terrorists in the Middle East and hubs for kidnapping girls so the illiterate retarded cousin fuckers could rape them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 01:49 PM (73/SM)

183 Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)

If Iran proposes to charge toll on ships going from Arab countries through international waters, that's on the Arabs.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)

184 Let me get ahead of the crowd and say "Andy Burnham is a wanker!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

185 Open Democracy, Given Trump’s win, should Europeans help Americans travel for abortions?

Looking at the comparative fertility rates of leftwing and rightwing women the left is breeding themselves out of existence.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

186 Not sure myself, but those on X seem to think Burnham is no better that Keir Sturmtrooper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (diia5)

No better? The guy is probably even more leftarded if that's possible, but honestly I think this is all the same cabal with different window dressing and new things to discuss while they burn it all down.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 01:50 PM (vE0+H)

187 Trump might not mind tolls in the strait if he sees some kind of fifth dimensional long term economic benefit to America's energy plans.
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (EeEgK)


=======

You have my attention

Posted by: $XOM Shareholder at June 19, 2026 01:51 PM (2ap+5)

188 "What message does that send?"

TEXT FOLLOWS
UK law is useless as teats on a bull.
STOP

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 19, 2026 01:51 PM (UWN7z)

189 There's no general rule against photographing someone in public in UK. (Government areas like immigration/customs and maybe airports might be different.) So nothing I'm aware of would prevent anyone from snapping a pic or video of the incident or the guy.
==
The whole country is under surveillance cameras. There is definitely footage. We'll be told that the three year old was aggressively taunting the "man" with ableist language!!! The video not released due to pending investigation. Three years later it will come out and show the wacko just launching the kid.

Posted by: Ghost of Harembe at June 19, 2026 01:51 PM (anL5R)

190 Doesn't make him any less guilty though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

--------------

That's the thing though, isn't it?

This has come up in a few recent USA cases -- criminals being released because they are nuts.

But if someone is that nuts, isn't that even more reason to lock them up? Instead we give them field trips to the zoo.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:52 PM (3Jsk5)

191 Ace is right, we needed boots on the ground in Iran. I guess an air war alone isn't enough.

Not possible, even if it was a good idea.

Once more: we should just get rid of our military. Cut it entirely. While we can defeat any enemy in any battle, there's no point to it. All they have to do is hold out for 3-4 months and the war ends, because of the War Powers Act and congress will never, ever declare war.

So the president has to utterly destroy and defeat a foe in a couple months, while facing constant opposition in the press and propaganda making the US look like monsters to the world, or he has to stop fighting and surrender. What's even the point in having a military? We're not going to be invaded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:52 PM (UZCuZ)

192 He's a stupid poopyhead
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:47 PM (2YhKe)

LANGUAGE!

There are ladies present, my guy.

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:52 PM (8XMGq)

193 Going to Europe for abortions won't be available much longer. Islamic countries don't allow abortion

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2026 01:53 PM (L9YhZ)

194 I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)


Dude. Put down the Cheetos and leave your mother’s basement.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 01:53 PM (3ksun)

195 No better? The guy is probably even more leftarded if that's possible, but honestly I think this is all the same cabal with different window dressing and new things to discuss while they burn it all down.
==
Its Uniparty there. Just like here. Maybe worse. Their inbred class system reinforces uniparty us vs them stuff. They don't have a Trump. They are doomed.

Posted by: Mr. Sunshine at June 19, 2026 01:53 PM (anL5R)

196 > Its not impossible that they are protecting his identity because he's so 'tarded he can't even understand what is going on.

Well, yes. How many 30 year old non-'tarded men would have two carers taking them on a day out to the zoo? You have to give these things a few days for the full story to come out.

But what I want to know is what the hell were the carers doing during this?

Posted by: TheMessenger at June 19, 2026 01:54 PM (3QGr/)

197 But if someone is that nuts, isn't that even more reason to lock them up? Instead we give them field trips to the zoo.

To be fair, someone that nuts and mentally damaged is much better off in prison where everything is structured and provided, and all actions are on a schedule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:54 PM (UZCuZ)

198 169 And the deal fucking sucks. Are we really going to unfreeze Iran's assets? Jesus fucking Christ...what the fuck is Trump thinking?!?
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)

How many times has Trump said he is not gonna do that unless they comply ? I'll take him at his word... For now....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026 01:54 PM (FtULh)

199
Christopher,

We are invaded.

Our government let them in.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 01:54 PM (/QHx4)

200 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:48 PM (UZCuZ)

Yes, if he is severely mentally retarded, it does make him less guilty. It makes him not guilty at all. Attempted Murder requires intent to cause death or great bodily harm or acting with reckless disregard of the likelihood of death or great bodily harm. If you do not understand what is going to happen because you are severely mentally handicapped, you cannot form the requisite intent. I have a special needs adult child, and I have seen many men that would not understand what would happen if they tried to fly out a window. They need to be sheltered and watched after. We don't have all the facts but it could well be the caregiver's fault entirely.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 19, 2026 01:54 PM (wGerL)

201
But if someone is that nuts, isn't that even more reason to lock them up? Instead we give them field trips to the zoo.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

It is a diverse gator exhibit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (P7vXf)

202 after impregnating 10-year-old girl I saw illiterate retarded cousin fuckers open for ya ya ya

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Kt19C)

203 I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!

I am reliably repeatedly told that there are hot MILFs in my area who want to meet me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (UZCuZ)

204 >>>>>But, first break both legs so he cannot get up, then lower him in with a rope so the fall doesn't kill him.*

*I took the class as an elective in college.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley
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Always good to hear from an expert.

Posted by: Cosda at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Q+3G7)

205 The HTML was angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: George Costanza at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (n9eFH)

206 Once more: we should just get rid of our military. Cut it entirely. While we can defeat any enemy in any battle, there's no point to it. All they have to do is hold out for 3-4 months and the war ends, because of the War Powers Act and congress will never, ever declare war.
So the president has to utterly destroy and defeat a foe in a couple months, while facing constant opposition in the press and propaganda making the US look like monsters to the world, or he has to stop fighting and surrender. What's even the point in having a military? We're not going to be invaded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:52 PM (UZCuZ)
**********************************

Good points, but this is more an argument for substantially reducing the budget of the Army, which can neither be used in a foreign war nor in defense of the homeland against the threats it's actually facing, and shifting those funds to the Air Force, Navy, Marines, Space Force, and non-military entities that defend United States territory from infiltration.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (k98vJ)

207 Looking at the comparative fertility rates of leftwing and rightwing women the left is breeding themselves out of existence.
Posted by: 18-1


They don't need to breed; they expand by recruitment and kidnapping. Whether it's importing third-world armies or indoctrinating right-wing parents' kids through schools and the media.

Think of them more like a virus or a cancer than a healthy organism.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (VHUov)

208 The HTML was angry that day, my friends...
Posted by: George Costanza at June 19, 2026 01:55 PM (n9eFH)



Next thing you know, ace will be copying and pasting from Word documents.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (2YhKe)

209 I got one from some hot girls who want to date me!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
==
Elric was just as excited when he got a Mr. Microphone for his 17th birthday. He hopped in Dad's car, rolled down the windows and turned on the stereo. First girl he saw: "Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later!"

Posted by: Nostalgia - painful inflammation of the nos at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (anL5R)

210 Once more: we should just get rid of our military. Cut it entirely. While we can defeat any enemy in any battle, there's no point to it. All they have to do is hold out for 3-4 months and the war ends, because of the War Powers Act and congress will never, ever declare war.

It is interesting in that as a country we have let foreigners and the left make sure we can't win conflicts.

And we don't even need boots on the ground to defeat Iran. Run the Serbian plan. Remember when Clinton forced Serbia to agree to our war demands by bombing their infrastructure with no complaints from the FNM?

Do that AND level bomb the neighbor hoods the Iranian elites live in and don't stop for several months. Without ANY infrastructure they'll be forced to focus on food production and once enough of the elites are killed they will agree to any terms we want

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

211 I'm sure there are security cameras around the crocodile pit.
I bet they were immediately confiscated.

Posted by: Bosk at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (VMFAF)

212 Yes, if he is severely mentally retarded, it does make him less guilty. It makes him not guilty at all.

This is an absurd argument. One can be guilty of breaking the law without even being aware the law exists. If someone tries to kill someone, they tried to kill someone, whether they understood what they were doing or not.

And, as I said, being in prison would be better for them, and us, than them being abroad in the world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (UZCuZ)

213 So nothing I'm aware of would prevent anyone from snapping a pic or video of the incident or the guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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But there are laws against publicizing anything that some pencil neck considers negative toward migrants. Laws against the truth.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:57 PM (3Jsk5)

214 We've gone to plaid!

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 01:57 PM (An6iH)

215 Retarded. Hmm. I doubt it. Might be true but I I would say unlikely. Either way the yarn ties in nicely to the Left's MAID plans.

We'll get the real story in 3 weeks.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 01:57 PM (vE0+H)

216 Hmmm... comments are missing. Very suss.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

217 well this is odd.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 01:58 PM (3Jsk5)

218 Ah, the entire post is missing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

219 And the deal fucking sucks. Are we really going to unfreeze Iran's assets? Jesus fucking Christ...what the fuck is Trump thinking?!?
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)

The biggest problem is that now not only will Iran violate the deal, they will openly and flagrantly violate it daily, while laughing about violating it, just to see if they can get Trump to crawl on his hands and knees to keep it going.

That's what they're doing with this toll arrangement.
There will be more, much more.

And money is already being transferred from sympathetic nations to Iran. Our entire strategy of putting economic pressure on Iran has already collapsed, completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 02:00 PM (edUvp)

220 We're back ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026 02:01 PM (FtULh)

221 *Ace eats Papaya*


'I'm Back, Baby!'

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 02:01 PM (An6iH)

222 Right, it makes no sense to set such a person free while awaiting trial (which might never come).

Posted by: PG at June 19, 2026 02:01 PM (5tjvu)

223 ITS BACK.....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

224 "...The Regime demands that we sacrifice our safety, our wealth, our ability to move freely without being attacked, even our children out of "compassion" for the Violently Different..."

I believe the proper term is civilizato-divergent?

Posted by: Wrymouth at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (8PgN2)

225

I love this place, lmao.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (/QHx4)

226 i messed up.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1wjle)

227 I thought you could just fix the thread, not delete it completely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 02:03 PM (2YhKe)

228 Don't we still have mercy killings? Not for the perp, but for the taxpayer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 19, 2026 02:03 PM (9SpJJ)

229 >>i messed up.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1wjle)


Ya think?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2026 02:03 PM (An6iH)

230 I sense a disturbance in the farce...

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 02:03 PM (edUvp)

231 And the deal fucking sucks. Are we really going to unfreeze Iran's assets? Jesus fucking Christ...what the fuck is Trump thinking?!?
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 01:45 PM (8XMGq)
*******************************

If you kill your enemies, they win.

Posted by: Jaydee Trudeau at June 19, 2026 02:03 PM (BXKqN)

232 Give me the USAF and six months do carry out a plan with no feedback from anyone else.

I'd end the current Iranian regime with no more then a handful of losses on our side.

See the argument that you need to kill 30% of their men isn't quite right when you can just drop bombs right on the homes of their elites.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

233 226 i messed up.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1wjle)


No mo Champipple fo yo!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at June 19, 2026 02:04 PM (n9eFH)

234 i messed up.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1wjle)

Sure, blame the black guy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)

235 A croc ate my comment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)

236 we ren00d the old thread.

bringing in the sheaves and wotnot

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 02:05 PM (3uBP9)

237
Ace must be at a Juneteenth celebration, having a good time.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 02:05 PM (/QHx4)

238 i messed up.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1wjle)



Nah. You're on a roll. Back to back f*ck ups on Juneteenth just mean you're keepin' it reel, bro.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 19, 2026 02:05 PM (2YhKe)

239 “white British” sounds like “Maryland man”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

240 From the last thread:

Can someone enlighten me as to why China didn't use this more to their advantage?

Chinese media consistently said the US made COVID. The FNM here just didn't cover it because at the time they were claiming COVID was a naturally evolved disease and covering China's claims would go against that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

241 >>> 239 “white British” sounds like “Maryland man”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ZVgZ4)

Maryland *father*.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 19, 2026 02:07 PM (R+iUD)

242 They should midget bowl that motherfucking shrimp Fauci into a pool of gasoline and pins molded out of plastic explosives for what he did.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 19, 2026 02:07 PM (NN56K)

243 Presuming they aren't lying in calling him white I assume he's a Muslim from the Balkans.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

244 Yes, if he is severely mentally retarded, it does make him less guilty. It makes him not guilty at all.

This is an absurd argument. One can be guilty of breaking the law without even being aware the law exists. If someone tries to kill someone, they tried to kill someone, whether they understood what they were doing or not.

And, as I said, being in prison would be better for them, and us, than them being abroad in the world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 01:56 PM (UZCuZ)
_______

Depends entirely on whether and to what extent intent is a required element of the crime. A severely mentally impaired person is practically an automaton with no intent or understanding to do anything. They can't form a specific intent to murder someone.

I think a lot of the problems we are having in society right now is the fault of 1960s-era laws watering down to nothing what we can do to the mentally ill and crazy people. Someone so nuts that they can throw a kid into an alligator cage should not under any circumstances be allowed to wander around in public.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 19, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

245 >>>Ace must be at a Juneteenth celebration, having a good time.

Posted by: four seasons

>I looked for one, couldn't find any. It's a shame because today, I craving soul food.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 19, 2026 02:08 PM (9SpJJ)

246 He's not over 30, so you can trust a 30 year old man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

247 What the world needs is a New Crusade.

Go back to the old ways:
Declare any mulism an outlaw, that is, outside of the protections of the law.

There are 3 types of good muslims:
Ex, apostate and dead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (73/SM)

248
The evil people are trying to blame white people for everything that is wrong in the world.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (/QHx4)

249 The biggest problem is that now not only will Iran violate the deal, they will openly and flagrantly violate it daily, while laughing about violating it, just to see if they can get Trump to crawl on his hands and knees to keep it going.

That's what they're doing with this toll arrangement.
There will be more, much more.

And money is already being transferred from sympathetic nations to Iran. Our entire strategy of putting economic pressure on Iran has already collapsed, completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 02:00 PM (edUvp)
-------------

I fear you're right.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (G0vdT)

250 i messed up.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy


Too much Colt 45 malt liquor at the Juneteenth celebration?

Seriously though... don't sweat it. People find this kind of thing authentic, real, believable. It makes people like what you do more, not less. Its not embarrassing, its genuine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (UZCuZ)

251 >I looked for one, couldn't find any. It's a shame because today, I craving soul food.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 19, 2026 02:08 PM (9SpJJ)
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Like a succubus.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)

252 Not sure myself, but those on X seem to think Burnham is no better that Keir Sturmtrooper.


==

No doubt. But Starmer thought he could survive, and seeing this cucksucker out is still very good indeed.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 02:10 PM (GD0B3)

253 Too much Colt 45 malt liquor at the Juneteenth celebration?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 02:09 PM (UZCuZ)
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Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor... DAAAAAMN!

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e)

254 nood



players

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 02:12 PM (3uBP9)

255 The evil people are trying to blame white people for everything that is wrong in the world.


They blame the culture they live in our whiteness which is sort of true, it was mostly built by white people. But all the changes they want to make came from other white people too - Karl Marx was just another antisemitic old white guy by their standards.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

256 The 3 year old said, “Are you stupid?” right before the retard picked him up and threw him in the enclosure.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 02:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

257 "The evil people are trying to blame white people for everything that is wrong in the world.
Posted by: four seasons"


Worse than that, they are trying to portray the building of modern civilization by white people as bad thing. So f***ing delusional yet millions believe it.

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2026 02:13 PM (GUOwU)

258 Ugh. Well I have a great idea of how this man who has been released can pay the world, and the alligators, back.

Also, they are ruining my Italy, aren’t they? I mean I knew Milan was gone. Rome is gone. Oh for the days the complaints were silly Under The Tuscan Sun tourist complaints in my home base of Cortona. I hate the EU. With the fire of a thousand Tuscan suns.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 02:13 PM (OoFl2)

259 I have heard that the Iran deal funds are actually "make funds available for purchases."
Not blanket release.

And also, that Bessant will have to approve each purchase.
Restricted to US sourcing only.

That's how you play the muslim humiliation game, forcing them to use their own money to buy from their hated enemy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 02:15 PM (73/SM)

260 Ummm...by f'ing definition sex with a 10-year-old involves coercion. Good googly-moogly. The world has gone insane. And "judges" are apparently leading the pack in the insanity Olympics.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 19, 2026 02:15 PM (1VZmA)

261 Nood. We made it to the 19th before our first pride crazy! Progress!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 02:16 PM (OoFl2)

262 Here's the way it works in the UK:

They use the College of Policing guidlines in naming suspects. They cannot release the identity of the alleged perpatrator until Formal Charges are levied. Therefore, this 30 year old many from Norfolk was released on bond without being charged. The investigation continues.

Additionally, the in this specific case, Cambridgeshire Police explicitly stated that the 30-year-old suspect was released because he was medically "assessed as not being fit for interview."

So, out on bond, not charged. Whether that changes or not remains to be seen.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 02:18 PM (dIske)

263 Andy Burnham looks like an even more effeminate queer than Starmer.

Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at June 19, 2026 02:18 PM (8XMGq)

264 Test his compency. Take him back to the alligator pen and put him near Romeo and Juliet, or whatever their names are.

His reaction would be invaluable in the investigation.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 19, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

265 Competency.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 19, 2026 02:22 PM (NFX2v)

266 A "British man from Norfolk." Does this mean he was born British or...?

The suspect and the boy, who was taken by air ambulance to Addenbrooke's hospital with serious injuries, were not believed to have known each other, officers added.



10 to 1 he's a goatfucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 02:23 PM (mYCqF)

267 .
.
Let me know when you find out whether the 30 year old man is a light-skinned negro or a dark-skinned negro.
.
Thanks.

Posted by: Marooned at June 19, 2026 02:40 PM (kt8QE)

268 "The Telegraph understands that several crocodiles were in the enclosure when the child entered the water."

Silly child entering the water.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at June 19, 2026 03:42 PM (yFfLy)

269 1) The failure to describe or name the attempted murderer guarantees that he is a Muslim invader of britain. If he was not, his picture and name would be everywhere.

2) Expect that the "authorities" will find some reason to charge the zoo owners wife who reportedly jumped in and saved the child.

Britannia Delenda Est.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at June 19, 2026 05:30 PM (KxlvF)

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