The Woke Are Weak

Steve Guest
@SteveGuest

Today, Barack Obama's $850 million dollar monument to himself opened.
And on CNN NewsNight, Abby Phillip called the opening ceremony "church for liberals."
"This was like church for liberals. It was. Everybody was dressed in their Sunday finest and sitting in the pews, and he was delivering a message about, not just about that, but also actually, there was a lot of contrast happening about Trump, in the remarks from him..."

Cruel words from VDH.

The transgender frenzy was to be the left's next civil rights crusade, as it constructed a new victimized class with reparatory claims against the guilty traditionalist majority.
Soon, an epidemic of teens began wondering whether they were in fact "trans" and pondering whether to undergo a battery of dangerous hormonal and chemical drug regimens.
What accounts for these bouts of periodic, collective and suicidal madness?
First, the craziness is almost always birthed in the contemporary, affluent and leisured West, which alone has the capital and resources to afford such freakish sideshows.
Second, the frenzies are usually the creation of the left, predictably birthed in universities, the media and the bureaucracies.
They appear with familiar symptoms. The irredeemable, deplorable and "garbage" hoi polloi are supposedly too dense to be properly schooled and thus must be frightened to death in order to adopt agendas that otherwise appear to them as utterly insane.
Junk your natural-gas dryer and grill, or face massive floods on your coasts. Drop the SAT and defund the police or face endless race riots.
Hire thousands of race and gender commissars or be forever tagged as racists, sexists, homophobes and transphobes.
Open the border and let illegal aliens enter by the millions, and thus pay partial penance for "whiteness."
The left is correct that few Western voters will openly embrace the unpopular elite agenda of racial fixations, globalism, laxity on crime and degrowth environmentalism.
So their long-term solutions have four predictable aspects:
1) Open the borders to create a more diverse, impoverished and needy constituency.
2) Create fake "working-class" pseudo-populist candidates like the pampered Graham Platner, the God-is-nonbinary "new Christian" James Talarico and, of course, the waxen effigy of good ol' Joe Biden from Scranton.
3) Destroy time-tested systems by seeking to demolish the Electoral College, the 50-state union, the Senate filibuster and the nine-justice Supreme Court.
4) Gin up these end-of-days, pseudo-existential crises whose solutions require massive new taxes, bigger government and more dictatorial elite managers.

One good sign of growing antidotes is that increasingly Americans, and indeed all Westerners, are saying no to green haranguers, gender and sex demagogues, the race-baiting industry, the open-borders conglomerate and ungrateful immigrants.
Their pushback might be summed up as: "We are no longer going to allow you to destroy ancient traditions that ensured our prosperity, security and liberty, and which were handed down to us by generations far better than your own."

The Free Becon: A Mostly Violent Protest Movement.

The indictments brought in the Eastern District of Michigan last week against eight 20-somethings deeply involved in anti-Israel protests at the University of Michigan's Ann Arbor campus pull back the curtain on what that movement is really about.
Announcing the indictments, FBI director Kash Patel described a "campaign of violent, criminal acts" in which the Michigan eight engaged in a coordinated campaign of intimidation against university leaders--the president, the provost, the chief investment officer, members of the board of regents, and university police officers, plus "anyone they believed supported" the State of Israel--after the school shut down their illegal "solidarity encampment."
They threw noxious chemicals through the windows of victims' homes, taped demand letters to their doors, defaced the Jewish Federation of Detroit on the one-year anniversary of Oct. 7, and spray-painted private homes with messages like "Intifada" and "Free Palestine."
Then they tried to intimidate a witness, identified in the indictment only as a University of Michigan student the defendants believed was cooperating with federal authorities. Defendants Paige Feyock, a Wellesley graduate and University of Michigan medical researcher, and Zainab Hakim, a 2024 University of Michigan graduate who was then hired by the university for a full-time job in the Center for South Asian Studies, hatched a plan to confront the witness. In mid-July 2024 Feyock aired her concerns about a "snitch" who was "going to send us to federal prison." In early August, she told her pals she and Hakim planned to get coffee with the witness: "ima strip search [him] ... to see if he is wearing a wire. not taking no chances with him." After the fact, she reported, the victim "knows not to talk."
The alleged criminality on display in Ann Arbor is hardly an isolated incident. At UCLA, so-called protesters set up a "Jew Exclusion Zone" barring Zionists from a portion of the campus. At Columbia, pampered rich kids stormed and occupied a university building and held two janitors hostage. At Harvard, a pair of graduate students accosted a fellow student walking across campus.
We're picking up what they're putting down. The nucleus of the "pro-Palestine" protest movement more closely resembles the violent left-wing movements of the past, from the Weather Underground to the Symbionese Liberation Army and Black Lives Matter, that have used terror, violence, and intimidation in an attempt to achieve their political aims.

Have you heard of Hello Fresh? It's a kind of scammy "service" for lazy Millennials. They send you a box full of ingredients and a recipe so that you can make a meal.

I think most people would say that it's easy enough to find a recipe, build a shopping list from it, and buy the groceries yourself, but lazy, helpless adultbabies need a special service to do these very basic "Adulting" tasks for them.

But that's not the story here. The story is that Hello Fresh decided to show its #Pride by offering "high-fiber meals" for Pride Month.

High fiber? Why? Isn't high fiber for good colon health?

Ahhh. Yes, that's it.

Apparently -- and I didn't know this -- people "prep" for anal sex by having high fiber meals to clean out their colons.

And Hello Fresh is now offering recipes and ingredients to make high-fiber, pre-sodomy meals.

Is this really "pride" now? Is this how you want to represent yourselves?

Hello Fresh doubled down and left no ambiguity about the purpose of their new colon-cleaning recipes: Coupon code "BOTTOMS UP"!

Blue Apron -- a scammy competitor to Hello Fresh's feeding service for retards -- got in on the act too, but far less graphically.

I mean, still graphically. But less.

And gay activists continue to wonder why support for gay "rights" is falling.

Look at the behavior of those claiming to represent gays and their Woke White Woman "champions." There might be a clue there.

And remember: It's completely safe to create "gay marriage," because, Bigots, Nothing about gay marriage will affect your lives at all!

The Texas Rangers rejected "pride" night and gay cosplay uniforms:

Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX
The Texas Rangers are the only team in Major League Baseball that doesn't host a Pride Night. This week, they're hosting Faith and Family Night instead.
Meanwhile, MLB just warned Giants pitchers for writing Bible verses on their own caps.
In Texas, we don't punish people for living out their faith. We protect that right.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
The University of California (@UofCalifornia) is being SUED over policies that punish students who "misgender."
Saying men don't belong in women's bathrooms is also a punishable offense.
INSANE
Nobody should be forced to affirm someone's mental delusions or get punished for stating biological facts!

This is so homophobic I can't even you guys.

A practical guide for Muslims on how to navigate LGBTQ Pride month

5Pillars has compiled a brief guide for Muslims living in the West on how to navigate LGBTQ Pride month during June.
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We have based the following guidance on publicly available guidance provided by mainstream Muslim scholars.
This is one of the most pressing challenges facing Muslim families in the West today: how to navigate LGBTQ-related issues while remaining grounded in Islamic teachings.
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An Islamic framework for sexual ethics
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In this framework, moral standards are derived from divine revelation rather than individual desire or changing social norms.
The Quranic account of Prophet Lut (as) and related Hadith clearly show that same-sex sexual relationships are prohibited in Islam.
"Do you approach males among the worlds and leave what your Lord has created for you as mates? Rather, you are a transgressing people." (Qur'an 26:165--166)
Similar passages appear in Qur'an 7:80--84, 11:77--83, 27:54--58, and 29:28--35. Classical scholars understood these verses as condemning same-sex sexual acts.
The Quran consistently describes spouses as male and female:
"And among His signs is that He created for you from yourselves mates that you may find tranquility in them..." (Qur'an 30:21)
Other relevant verses include Qur'an 4:1, 49:13, and 53:45. Traditional Islamic law recognises marriage only between a man and a woman.

I'm literally shaking rn you guys.

When I mentioned that "experts" in Spain predicted that 500,000 migrants would take advantage of mass amnesty -- but now that figure is 1,000,000 and climbing -- I forgot to mention a key admission from the socialist government: They were expressly granting mass amnesty "to defeat the far right."

Spain has started to legalise 500,000 undocumented migrants and give them the immediate right to work in a move "to fight against the advance of the far-Right".
Madrid officially began the process on Tuesday after a last-minute deal between the ruling Socialist party and the Left-wing Podemos party, which has propped up Pedro Sanchez's minority government since elections in 2023.
A government spokesman said: "We not only intend to remain a beacon, but I want to believe that we will be a seed and a germ to fight against the advance of this far-Right wave that is trying to gain ground, and against which we will do everything in our power to stop it."

"Podemos" is Spanish for "We Can." Does that sound familiar to anyone? Si, Se Puede! (Yes, We Can!)

PanEuropeanMovement
@EuropeanPan
The Spanish government and its partners openly state that the reason for legalising more than half a million migrants is to "defeat the far right." This is literally weaponised demography. They took the most conspiratorial interpretation of the "Great Replacement" that is not even shared by most far right parties, namely it being a coordinated elite plan to reduce the native European share of the population, and actually turned it into policy - while also bypassing parliament, I might add.

At least nothing like that is going on in the US:

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
5h
BREAKING: The LA City Council voted 10-5 to advance a proposal that would ALLOW non-citizens to vote in city and school board elections

INBOX: Plant sculptures being installed in Raleigh, North Carolina, have been given "pronouns" 🤡

Why do Democrats have to ruin everything? pic.twitter.com/1qvOtOmebe
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 18, 2026

Irish author Sally Rooney gave a speech last night blaming Israel for the rise of fascism and the far right in Europe and concluding that the �liberation of Palestine represents the liberation of the world�. How very 1930s Europe of her to blame the Jews for everything. pic.twitter.com/TSJzTjbu4u
— Heidi Bachram (@HeidiBachram) June 17, 2026

I'm so happy this bitch is getting ugly:

You know who else wanted to voice his opinions and feel safe? https://t.co/ZdF2NYTbfu
— Kirsten Fleming (@KirFlem) June 17, 2026

Big Dick Mike is always focused on what really matters:

"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

Michelle Obama: "Me" pic.twitter.com/MkWXvYC3SA
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 18, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM

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1 Scared to read this content…

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:26 PM (Wmg4n)

2 my formatting and editing were not great today. I don't know if anyone noticed.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

3

Hi Ace and thanks for all you do.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4)

4 in one case I had two drafts open and published the earlier, incomplete, unchecked draft.

the other one I just biffed.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)

5 "Si, Se Puede! (Yes, We Can!)"

yes we can, have anal sex?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2026 05:27 PM (vbXSk)

6 Centered, bold, and in a gray box, but never two of anything at once. Disappointing!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 19, 2026 05:28 PM (FyzHI)

7 thank you, four seasons.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle)

8

Ace,

I don't care if your formatting is off.
You work your ass off and read lots of shit we don't read.

You are awesome and I feel blessed we have you in our lives.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)

9 I nooded with onomatopoeia.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:29 PM (Wmg4n)

10
Here we go. I was talking about the sealant peeling off the bottom of the DC reflecting pool last night and we were all wondering wtf.

Of course: it was vandalized.

https://x.com/ginamilan_/status/
2068060517013373162

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)

11 Apparently -- and I didn't know this -- people "prep" for anal sex by having high fiber meals to clean out their colons.

Hmm. And I always thought the shit was part of the kink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 05:31 PM (guGkK)

12 Spain is cruising to get another Franco.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2026 05:31 PM (YwEeS)

13 Man, four seasons, you're really sucking up to the boss today. Is your cardboard membership on the line or something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 05:32 PM (guGkK)

14 Here we go. I was talking about the sealant peeling off the bottom of the DC reflecting pool last night and we were all wondering wtf.

Of course: it was vandalized.

https://x.com/ginamilan_/status/
2068060517013373162
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)

I thought as much.. The headline were blaring how Trump screwed up hiring some cronies of his and it was bound to fail.. First thing I thought was vandalism

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026 05:32 PM (FtULh)

15 And on CNN NewsNight, Abby Phillip called the opening ceremony "church for liberals."

She’s so much more correct than she realizes.

Hint, Abby, you are nowhere nears as irreligious as you believe yourself to be.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 19, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

16 my formatting and editing were not great today. I don't know if anyone noticed.
Posted by: Lamont
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[ponders]

Nope, I've never had a problem with either.

I'm just grateful that you are here. Very grateful.

My regards to the crow(s)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2026 05:33 PM (XeU6L)

17

Cicero,

lol.

No. I think about where else we would be reading if it wasn't for Ace.

There isn't anywhere on the internet like AOS.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 05:34 PM (/QHx4)

18 I have to give Hello Fresh props for linking its grocery delivery service to feces in the minds of its audience.

Feces.

Give your marketing department a big fat raise for that one, bro!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 05:34 PM (guGkK)

19 15 And on CNN NewsNight, Abby Phillip called the opening ceremony "church for liberals."

She’s so much more correct than she realizes.

Hint, Abby, you are nowhere nears as irreligious as you believe yourself to be.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 19, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

Worshiping in the church of obama.... The "edifice" is perfect for him....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026 05:34 PM (FtULh)

20 Damn. I hope there are enough gay people to keep those two mail order food companies in business.

Posted by: No I don't at June 19, 2026 05:34 PM (vFG9F)

21 What I dimly remember from my high school and college Spanish is that "Si, se puede!" literally means "Yes, it can" or "Yes, it can [be done]." It's a reflexive construction. In English it would be passive voice. "Podemos" does mean "We can."

And that mangled thing that DOCTOR Jill produced in a speech years ago should have sent everybody in the audience who spoke Spanish into a fit of the giggles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (wzUl9)

22
I thought as much.. The headline were blaring how Trump screwed up hiring some cronies of his and it was bound to fail.. First thing I thought was vandalism
Posted by: It's me donna

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I didn't even figure you could vandalize pool sealant, but those lefties get a target and find a way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (XJ22o)

23

Doesn't everyone want shit in their food???

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4)

24 On the other hand, suras 52 and 56 promise young boys among the houris in paradise.
Almost as if the Quran is full of self-contradiction, bullshit, hypocrisy and lechery

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)

25 Warning -rude content

Since Trish had her butt in the air maybe she finished her high fiber Hello Fresh cleansing and really should be named "Tony" getting ready to meet his partner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 05:36 PM (7RYym)

26 >>> 21 What I dimly remember from my high school and college Spanish is that "Si, se puede!" literally means "Yes, it can" or "Yes, it can [be done]." It's a reflexive construction. In English it would be passive voice. "Podemos" does mean "We can."

And that mangled thing that DOCTOR Jill produced in a speech years ago should have sent everybody in the audience who spoke Spanish into a fit of the giggles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (wzUl9)

What's wrong with breakfast tacos?

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 19, 2026 05:36 PM (R+iUD)

27 I guess HF is going for the gay dudes and BA for the lesbos.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (3uBP9)

28 Question: Do the effeminate-looking soibois "prep" in prison or is everything just kind of ... impulsive?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

29 Ace, his cobs, and all of us are the best on the Internet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)

30 I can't wait until Trans runs smack dab into muzzie.

THAT will be big screen worth.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (mYCqF)

31 We time traveling forward in time again??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (26GAh)

32 I have to give Hello Fresh props for linking its grocery delivery service to feces in the minds of its audience.

Feces.

Give your marketing department a big fat raise for that one, bro!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 05:34 PM (guGkK)
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It does make one wonder about the quality of their ingredients...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gnNyN)

33 "there's something to be said for diving into a satisfying box at home."

They're not wrong, you know.

Posted by: Women from that Greek isle at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)

34 re 4: biffed? like what kavanaugh did to squeeky blaisy ford?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (CWTWj)

35 Question: Do the effeminate-looking soibois "prep" in prison or is everything just kind of ... impulsive?
Posted by: Cicero

Used to be "impulsive". They didn't have access to prep materials.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (mYCqF)

36 OT: there's a new update to Stellaris. It's not a good sign when youtubers are asking "Did the Devs Even Test Deep Scan?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

37 "Do the effeminate-looking soibois "prep" in prison or is everything just kind of ... impulsive?
Posted by: Cicero "

They probably get into a routine

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

38 >>“A, I’m allowed to f*cking voice my feelings

Yea, me too. Stupid bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)

39 Hello Fresh sells to young urban people who are too lazy to cook. This demographic loves being edgy about ass fucking. Whatever. On a list of things to be outraged about this one is pretty low for me.

Posted by: Heroq at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (VGFZk)

40 Obama's monolith isn't a "library."

It's a lair. The perfect place to run a shadow government from. Much of the monolith is closed to the public, and has significant telecom infrastructure.

It should be nuked from space. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (jehhT)

41 Christopher Hitchens says accusations against America of "structural racism" and "responsible for slavery" are nothing more than masochistic lies.

https://tinyurl.com/4sw8whek

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (+5evm)

42 >>> 30 I can't wait until Trans runs smack dab into muzzie.

THAT will be big screen worth.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (mYCqF)

"Trans for Palestine"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (R+iUD)

43 Worshiping in the church of obama.... The "edifice" is perfect for him....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026

***
Edifeces

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

44 Eating isn’t a top priority??? You mean that thing you have to do to stay alive is not a top priority??? Retards…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (26GAh)

45 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (XJ22o)

That is just so mean spiritedly juvenile to damage the pool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (7RYym)

46 >>> my formatting and editing were not great today. I don't know if anyone noticed.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

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I'm thinking he gave the keys to the blog to one of his crows.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 19, 2026 05:40 PM (Y2/Vj)

47 (Ice T explaining things on Law & Order: SVU)

I guess HF is going for the gay dudes and BA for the lesbos.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 05:40 PM (3uBP9)

48 Box? WHERE?!

Posted by: cats at June 19, 2026 05:40 PM (R+iUD)

49 I didn't even figure you could vandalize pool sealant, but those lefties get a target and find a way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 05:35 PM (XJ22o)

The media is still saying it was a failure and there is no news about it being vandalized.... We shall see but it seems hard to believe it would come off on it's own like that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2026 05:41 PM (FtULh)

50 Trump on Iran: 60 days, they have to make a deal… otherwise, we will do things that won't make them happy. I don't think it's going to get to that. If we do that then all of a sudden you're not going to have the oil flowing out of the strait…
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Riggers bolting flanges together as fast as they can.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 05:41 PM (pMmVV)

51 44 Eating isn’t a top priority??? You mean that thing you have to do to stay alive is not a top priority??? Retards…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026

It’s a play on the top or bottom roles and answer to the hello fresh ad. The concern of the tops would be…anyway, I am leaving this here. lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:41 PM (OoFl2)

52 Back in present time… I had Kirk slingshot the enterprise around the sun to get back. Intense….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:42 PM (26GAh)

53 If those Giants players had scrawled the Koranic verses on their baseball caps, MLB wouldn't have said a word.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 05:42 PM (gnNyN)

54 "there's something to be said for diving into a satisfying box at home."

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And that would have sent the former Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 into the giggles herself.

Her mother, no slouch at the fast remark either, commented about the 1984 presidential election (Reagan/Bush vs. Mondale/Ferraro) that "No matter which way it goes, there will be a bush in the White House."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)

55 I found out you can't make the same comment under a different sock. I understand why. Because ahole trolls who come in and spam. Still sad though. Because sometimes I realize too late that the things I write just sound a lot better in the voice of Ice T explaining things on Law & Order: SVU.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 05:42 PM (3uBP9)

56 >>> 40 Obama's monolith isn't a "library."

It's a lair. The perfect place to run a shadow government from. Much of the monolith is closed to the public, and has significant telecom infrastructure.

It should be nuked from space. Tomorrow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2026 05:39 PM (jehhT)

You would think there would be some federal law enforment agency that would prevent certain things from being built in the first place...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 05:42 PM (R+iUD)

57 I had free becon and eggs today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

58 It does make one wonder about the quality of their ingredients...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gnNyN

Didn’t they get fined for using illegal child immigrants to keep their cost so low? Like not so long ago?

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:43 PM (OoFl2)

59 Eating isn’t a top priority??? You mean that thing you have to do to stay alive is not a top priority??? Retards…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026

It’s a play on the top or bottom roles and answer to the hello fresh ad. The concern of the tops would be…anyway, I am leaving this here. lol.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:41 PM (OoFl2)

Tells you how naive and sheltered I am… I prefer to stay that way!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:43 PM (26GAh)

60 At the rate they are counting votes in LA, they will finish counting, on or about the general election in November.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 05:44 PM (XV/Pl)

61 "I found out you can't make the same comment under a different sock."

You can only make a duplicate comment when Minx want you to. You can trick the hampsters though by adding another character, even a space.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

62 my formatting and editing were not great today. I don't know if anyone noticed.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 19, 2026 05:26 PM

Dude. We're so eager to engage with the new content that minor issues like that aren't even considered.

Thank you for your solid efforts this week, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 05:44 PM (0sNs1)

63 Still sad though. Because sometimes I realize too late that the things I write just sound a lot better in the voice of Ice T explaining things on Law & Order: SVU.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026

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Not to mention his CarShield commercials. (Though the one riffing on L & O, as if the car in the shop were a corpse at the morgue, was very funny.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (wzUl9)

64 Riggers bolting flanges together as fast as they can.
Posted by: Braenyard
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The mellifluous chattering of impact wrenchs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (XeU6L)

65 "Yes, Hello Fresh? Yeah, I am going to get absolutely RAILED by Tyrone for at least 3 weekends of #PrideMonth. Can you please send the "Pride" special over? Yeah, I know I've always requested the Taco Bell adjacent menu, but it's going to be really special this month. Thanks! Oh, tip? I'll, uh, think about it."

Posted by: Croaker at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (nYkp+)

66 In the main, homosexuals are quite literally insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (XV/Pl)

67 >>> OT: there's a new update to Stellaris. It's not a good sign when youtubers are asking "Did the Devs Even Test Deep Scan?"
Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

Everyone of their games have a bajillion DLCs. They make more DLCs than they do updates to fix bugs. A lot more.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (3uBP9)

68
Tells you how naive and sheltered I am… I prefer to stay that way!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:

I was actually thinking about how nice it was that we (me included) do have our own little level of blissful ignorance.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (OoFl2)

69 At the rate they are counting votes in LA, they will finish counting, on or about the general election in November.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 05:44 PM (XV/Pl)
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"The System Works!" -- California "voters"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (gnNyN)

70 "I found out you can't make the same comment under a different sock."

You can only make a duplicate comment when Minx want you to. You can trick the hampsters though by adding another character, even a space.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

71 See?

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

72

"We are no longer going to allow you to destroy ancient traditions that ensured our prosperity, security and liberty, and which were handed down to us by generations far better than your own."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (pMmVV)

73 Wait... there's formatting going on in posts????

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at June 19, 2026 05:46 PM (VCgbV)

74 This is pathetic. France is so woke they are actually imprisoning a pretty young woman for complaining about migrants raping her friend and trying to rape her. They're fine, under French 'law', but she is guilty of hate speech. For describing actual crimes factually.

https://tinyurl.com/mvr9xvv6

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 19, 2026 05:46 PM (FaXTU)

75 Thank you for your solid efforts this week, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 05

But you can’t leave until Muldoon dismisses you!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:46 PM (OoFl2)

76 Not first

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 19, 2026 05:47 PM (g14+z)

77 Ace, we thought the crows had decided to help you with the site for a day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qx7Zg)

78 I had free becon and eggs today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Did they arrive in a box?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2026 05:47 PM (XeU6L)

79 Hello Fresh - the Proud sponsors of those suffering from anal prolapse.

Now for my Juneteenth confession of sins.

I went shopping today! In a nearby city. I parked so I could go into HomeSense to find something comfortable for Ralphy to sleep upon.

A youngish black guy was just seemingly near randomly walking the parking lot. I park at the back, walked to the store, greeted him then watched him through the window once in the store.

Not racist!

It's a freaking parking lot. You're going to the store or your car. It's not a freaking car show. I would have watched any of you acting like that.

Shopping was good. Ralphy is well stocked. I'm continually amazed at prices. Shrinkflation isn't too bad.

If you eat like a 29.6 year old asian woman.

Happy Juneteenth all!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 19, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

80 At the rate they are counting votes in LA, they will finish counting, on or about the general election in November.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 05:44 PM (XV/Pl)
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Which finishes first, the LA election count or the central valley "high speed train" segment?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 19, 2026 05:48 PM (FaXTU)

81 38 >>“A, I’m allowed to f*cking voice my feelings

Yea, me too. Stupid bitch.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (viF8m)

And she considers that a threat requiring a bodyguard.

I think Charlie Kirk had bodyguards,plural.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 05:49 PM (GseMx)

82 BREAKING: The LA City Council voted 10-5 to advance a proposal that would ALLOW non-citizens to vote in city and school board elections
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They have been attempting this perennially in SF too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 05:49 PM (6h45X)

83 I need to go get dog vitamins for Saijo’s home cooked meals. I didn’t realize we were out. Y’all have fun with this!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 05:50 PM (OoFl2)

84 >>> OT: there's a new update to Stellaris. It's not a good sign when youtubers are asking "Did the Devs Even Test Deep Scan?"
Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (gKWVE)

Everyone of their games have a bajillion DLCs. They make more DLCs than they do updates to fix bugs. A lot more.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 05:45 PM (3uBP9)

I think they've rewritten from scratch a few times. When I played it early on, I just had the issue where it seemed to cap out early - your empire touched another and then it was just one side overwhelming the other, then one of the end game disasters took everyone out. The initial explore and build phase was fun, the rest was much less so.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2026 05:50 PM (uhVAy)

85 More like Hello Gross

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2026 05:50 PM (n5tGW)

86 I’m surprised blue apron is still around. I thought it went out of bidness long ago.

Posted by: Heroq at June 19, 2026 05:50 PM (VGFZk)

87 "Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

Michelle Obama: "Me"
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*skips to next chapter*

*reconsiders, burns book*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 05:51 PM (6h45X)

88 Boomers have a lot to answer for, as a generation. We in GenX do as well. But the coarsening of culture and the way nasty, crude, sexual things are slipped into advertising by millennials is a plague on humanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 05:51 PM (UZCuZ)

89 Juneteenth in Canada?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

90 BREAKING: The LA City Council voted 10-5 to advance a proposal that would ALLOW non-citizens to vote in city and school board elections
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They have been attempting this perennially in SF too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 05:49 PM (6h45X)

But they don’t vote in federal elections… we pinkie promise!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (26GAh)

91 This is pathetic. France is so woke they are actually imprisoning a pretty young woman for complaining about migrants raping her friend and trying to rape her. They're fine, under French 'law', but she is guilty of hate speech. For describing actual crimes factually.

https://tinyurl.com/mvr9xvv6
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 19, 2026 05:46 PM (FaX

I would go Count of Monte Cristo on their ass.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (GseMx)

92

I'm a boomer and I have nothing to apologize for.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (/QHx4)

93 I'm betting NOBODY threatened Amanda Sherrie - all of those actors are legends in their own mind and see boogeyman around every corner.

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (SRRAx)

94 Geep!

https://tinyurl.com/y2andtf7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (ndZc7)

95 "But the coarsening of culture and the way nasty, crude, sexual things are slipped into advertising by millennials is a plague on humanity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

I blame Bill Clinton.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

96 Ace, his cobs, and all of us are the best on the Internet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)

Agree. There is a reason why this is the only site I visit regularly anymore. Been hanging around since 2005ish. The only other site I check daily is The Hostages, which is Horde-adjacent. I've never commented there. They're like the cool kids table in the high school cafeteria.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Final X Wrestling >> US Open Golf >>> World Cup

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (26GAh)

98 And gay activists continue to wonder why support for gay "rights" is falling.

When your entire identity is built around your sexual preferences the sex itself becomes the most readily identifiable shared attribute.

Think of the marketing aspect to that problem.

What are the shared desires that can be appealed to when selling a product to LBGTQ?
With normies it’s easier, there are so many cultural psychological, and sociological aspects you can appeal to. A lot of that involves stereotypes and appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Gay men like to shop (and track lighting), lesbians like to look butch, trans want to be accepted, queers are weird. Not much to go on, at all.

Because other than the sex and deviancy, they really don’t have anything unique to appeal to that is different from the rest of us being marketed to with mundane things like a meal kit delivery.

So make a dirty gay joke and call it a day.

It got them some attention.
And their Marketing department is probably 50% gay & 50% AWFL.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

99 There is a high likelihood the people who run Hello Fresh’s social media are gay. Marketing is full of them.

Posted by: Heroq at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (VGFZk)

100 * hands four seasons a libation of her choice * Right there with ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 05:55 PM (afJtY)

101 Anyone notice that they are no longer berating us that we must celebrate Pride lest the gay teens kill themselves?

'Member that, how we were supposed to just accept that somewhere out there in RedNaziStan of middle America, gay teens were dropping themselves like flies.

And if we didn't celebrate Pride, think of all the future doctors, actors, scientists and world leaders we'd lose.

Now it's all "if you don't celebrate the trannies, they'll kill themselves!"

I guess the gay teens all killed themselves?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 05:55 PM (73/SM)

102 I think they've rewritten from scratch a few times. When I played it early on, I just had the issue where it seemed to cap out early - your empire touched another and then it was just one side overwhelming the other, then one of the end game disasters took everyone out. The initial explore and build phase was fun, the rest was much less so.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2026 05:50 PM (uhVAy)

It's still the same...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mP0Kj)

103 Watching the Rush clips from their shows in Mexico, they are getting even tighter as a band.

It really is amazing watching 20k people singing along to an instrumental.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 05:55 PM (XV/Pl)

104 What I dimly remember from my high school and college Spanish is that "Si, se puede!" literally means "Yes, it can" or "Yes, it can [be done]." It's a reflexive construction. In English it would be passive voice. "Podemos" does mean "We can."
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Exactly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 05:57 PM (6h45X)

105 Podemos actually openly advocates for replacement migration. They are pure race communists.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 19, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL)

106
Woke White Woman "champions."

__________

Or what used to be known as "fag hags".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 05:57 PM (O0L8i)

107 Heidi Bachram
@HeidiBachram
Irish author Sally Rooney gave a speech last night blaming Israel for the rise of fascism and the far right in Europe and concluding that the “liberation of Palestine represents the liberation of the world”. How very 1930s Europe of her to blame the Jews for everything.
====

Well I'm trying to do my part.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2026 05:58 PM (6h45X)

108 So make a dirty gay joke and call it a day....

Hello Fresh is offering tossed salads for free.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 05:58 PM (GseMx)

109 I hope Ace is OK, there are no formatting errors on this post.

Maybe someone should check on him.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 05:59 PM (3Jsk5)

110 ‘ Apparently -- and I didn't know this -- people "prep" for anal sex by having high fiber meals to clean out their colons.’

Or … they want the shit soft and mushy to better stimulate the other fag’s cock and hopefully squirt it all over the sheets afterwards. Not joking. Remember those pics of Andrew Gillum’s hotel room?

‘The thicker the cushion, the deeper the pushin”

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 19, 2026 05:59 PM (5KnEO)

111 Can anyone point me to a time or place where Mooch was not all about herself?

Anyone?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:00 PM (bl07w)

112 Screw commie Spain also. They also screwed us during the Iran operation.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 06:00 PM (GseMx)

113 Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 19, 2026 05:59 PM (5KnEO)

TMI, Elric,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 06:00 PM (ZeH0U)

114 Here we go. I was talking about the sealant peeling off the bottom of the DC reflecting pool last night and we were all wondering wtf.

Of course: it was vandalized.

https://x.com/ginamilan_/status/
2068060517013373162
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The obsession of the left with ensuring that the Reflecting Pool fails is surreal.
Reports are, the Park Service is having to post nighttime guards now.

Also, all the news now are devoting time and resources to on-scene, regular reports.
Proving they do have the resources to cover local stories like ... massive increases in crime, corruption and neglected public works.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 06:00 PM (73/SM)

115 The Sean Penn Jan 6 movie where Bradley Cooper is the cop is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

They will never get over that.

Let me know when someone in Hollywood makes a movie about Black Lives Matter and american cities getting destroyed because some fetanyl junkie wouldn't get in a squad car.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 19, 2026 06:01 PM (IoXjd)

116 Si, se pwodway!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 19, 2026 06:01 PM (DZ9Lv)

117 89 Juneteenth in Canada?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx+

In the heart of all the libs, I'm sure.

Oh, nowhere in Walmart or NoFrills could I find chocolate malt balls.

Given the country and leadership how are chocolate balls NOT the official candy of Canada?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 19, 2026 06:01 PM (Sco7b)

118 "Gonna fundamentally trans America."

Posted by: B Hussein Hussein at June 19, 2026 06:01 PM (y5yZ4)

119 here is a high likelihood the people who run Hello Fresh’s social media are gay. Marketing is full of them.

I always assumed that one of the skills you develop in marketing was to understand and be able to play to the values of your audience, even if you don't happen to share those values.

I guess its just ALL ABOUT ME now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 06:02 PM (guGkK)

120 >>>And gay activists continue to wonder why support for gay "rights" is falling.

Last thing I want to think about when about to consume a tasty meal is a bunch of shitdicks and their deviance prep.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)

121

Thank you Ben Had.

I am so sick of assholes that sit in their houses all day commenting about shit they have no real knowledge of.
Get off your ass and step into the world and try to make a difference.

It's easy to sit on your ass and espouse shit.

I am a boomer and always voted for what I thought was right for our country.

If someone doesn't like what is happening in our country get off your ass and get out there and fight for what is right.

Flame me, I don't give a shit. (not you Ben Had)

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)

122 Heidi Bachram
@HeidiBachram
Irish author Sally Rooney gave a speech last night blaming Israel for the rise of fascism and the far right in Europe and concluding that the “liberation of Palestine represents the liberation of the world”. How very 1930s Europe of her to blame the Jews for everything.
====

Has she heard about The Protocols of the Elders of Zion yet? It'll blow her mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)

123 The Feline Pine cat litter that Joyenz of "Kitten Cam" fame recommended has been working out pretty well. $12 at Walmart for 20 lbs. I seem to be able to get three box changes out of that, each change lasting about nine days; so that's $4 per box change.

Compare that to WM's own brand of clay litter: 14 lbs., $7, which gives the cats and me . . . one change. The entire jug goes into the pan each time. So three changes, nine days each, would be $21. And the furry thugs seem to be fine with the pine pellets.

Winning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

124 >>>This is so homophobic I can't even you guys.

This thing could get legs. Or wings. No matter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 06:03 PM (dK+Kv)

125 Saw a pic of Malaria and Satchel. Malaria looks too thin and has stringy hair. Satchel is a wee bit zaftig, but she actually has a pretty face. I've always felt a bit sad for them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:03 PM (0aYVJ)

126 Starmer going to decide on weekend whether to resign or not. Usually these announcements are precursors, so he may actually do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

127 Wow. That’s Amanda Seyfried? No way. The Wall hit that cunting bitch early, it seems.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 19, 2026 06:04 PM (5KnEO)

128 I think most people would say that it's easy enough to find a recipe, build a shopping list from it, and buy the groceries yourself, but lazy, helpless adultbabies need a special service to do these very basic "Adulting" tasks for them.

You're missing the main benefit to these services. They ensure that a given meal will cost 2-3 times what it normally would for a home prepared meal. That ensures that the yoots will be unable to buy 20,000 sqft homes by the age of 18 like none of their forebears.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

129 I always assumed that one of the skills you develop in marketing was to understand and be able to play to the values of your audience, even if you don't happen to share those values.

I guess its just ALL ABOUT ME now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 06:02 PM (guGkK)

Commercials use to be funny. Now they are just lame. Leftists don't get jokes, so they can't make them. They don't care if you don't get them. Just buy our shit, mmmmkay?

Useless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:05 PM (bl07w)

130 Si, se pwodway!
Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 19, 2026

***
* Laughing hysterically and derisively *

Posted by: Hispanics Everywhere at June 19, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9)

131 Or Mosque for the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

132 They have been attempting this perennially in SF too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not sure why they've failed.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:05 PM (DZ9Lv)

133 125 Saw a pic of Malaria and Satchel. Malaria looks too thin and has stringy hair. Satchel is a wee bit zaftig, but she actually has a pretty face. I've always felt a bit sad for them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:03 PM (0aYVJ)

The phrase "who's yer daddy" takes on a whole nother meaning with those two.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (bl07w)

134 "The obsession of the left with ensuring that the Reflecting Pool fails is surreal.
Reports are, the Park Service is having to post nighttime guards now."

A sniper in the trees would be my preference.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (vbXSk)

135 >>>"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

>>>Michelle Obama: "Me"

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)

136 True poetic justice would be all the illegals vote out the leftists.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (afJtY)

137 Watching the Rush clips from their shows in Mexico, they are getting even tighter as a band.

It really is amazing watching 20k people singing along to an instrumental.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Geddy didn't even need to sing Tom Sawyer; the crowd sang it for him.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (DZ9Lv)

138 how to navigate LGBTQ-related issues while remaining grounded in Islamic teachings.

Does it involve beheadings? Or defenestration?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)

139 The phrase "who's yer daddy" takes on a whole nother meaning with those two.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (bl07w)

HA! Yes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ)

140 They're like the cool kids table in the high school cafeteria.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 05:53 PM (0aYVJ)

Nobody could accuse us of that, certainly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (bl07w)

141 I think most people would say that it's easy enough to find a recipe, build a shopping list from it, and buy the groceries yourself, but lazy, helpless adultbabies need a special service to do these very basic "Adulting" tasks for them.
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AI can do this for you in minutes. For next to nothing. It will even tell you where to find the best prices for ingredients in your area. You can probably order the ingredients from Walmart or wherever and have them delivered for you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (gnNyN)

142 Vote in City, then State then your vote carries to Federal

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

143 Does it involve beheadings? Or defenestration?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Defenestration is out the window not off the roof.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

144 DH says we are getting drunk and doing gardening this afternoon.

I'm all in.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)

145 Every year during "Pride Month" Metamucil floods the local radio station with ads. They don't run any ads at all the rest of the month.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 19, 2026 06:10 PM (0MjtC)

146 I flicked over to the local Fox outlet to see what the weather outlook is (though I'm pretty sure I know: hot, unbreathable, and nasty until December). The Whorled Cup is on instead. I wonder if it will break before Jeopardy!.

Posted by: Hispanics Everywhere at June 19, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)

147 My last gay observation..

Yes, obama's Library of Doom is my favorite thing in a very long time. The most expensive item in the gift shop is a $395 pearl necklace inspired by Mooch.

But I don't know if Michelle was giving or receiving when she inspired the pearl necklace.

Ralphy wants a car ride and Tims....
Later.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 19, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

148 "Drunken Gardener" is one of my favorite Jackie Chan movies.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

149 I don't understand the business model of these meal prep deliveries.

I mean, your target customer is:
- smart enough to cook (to follow the recipe)
- has the time to cook
- but is too lazy/stupid to go shopping regularly or even having the local store deliver?

And that's before you get to the fact that, the skills from using your service--if they learn, and again, should be smart enough--will mean they will stop using your service.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2026 06:11 PM (73/SM)

150 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (bl07w)

I always thought the oldest very much resembled Obama and the youngest looked like Michelle. Sounds like they still do, in body type at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 19, 2026 06:11 PM (aTmna)

151 Time to set the cats' chow out to warm up a little, and wash their bowls.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

152 Watching the Rush clips from their shows in Mexico, they are getting even tighter as a band.

It really is amazing watching 20k people singing along to an instrumental.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Geddy didn't even need to sing Tom Sawyer; the crowd sang it for him.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:08 PM (DZ9Lv)

Gotta say, those kinds of moments gives me goosebumps. It sucks that I will likely never see Rush Live. Been a part of my life's music soundtrack since 1980. And, go Anika!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:11 PM (0aYVJ)

153 I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (dK+Kv)

Unlike Big Mike's dick.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:12 PM (gKWVE)

154 >>> The phrase "who's yer daddy" takes on a whole nother meaning with those two.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:06 PM (bl07w)

=====

Is this about me?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Y2/Vj)

155 I saw that HealthFresh nonsense about a week or so ago on another conservative website and had a few minutes to kill, so I sent a request to their X account.

I suggested a dietary option focused on making blood veins more pronounced and visible to address all the downtrodden heroin users who can no longer locate a vein to inject. I suggested various fruits such as pomegranate which is known to do just that.

I, also, asked if they would be willing to sponsor "Crank Month".

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

156 Please be
Me, Without Barack

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)

157 98 And gay activists continue to wonder why support for gay "rights" is falling.

I don't understand why I am supposed to celebrate people who are "Proud" of the fact that they stick their dicks in other mens' assholes.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 06:12 PM (SRRAx)

158
>>>"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

>>>Michelle Obama: "Me"

And how oppressed me be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)

159

Teresa,

Right on darling. It's sick shit.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:14 PM (/QHx4)

160 Sock be gone

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Y2/Vj)

161 Oh, tip? ~~I'll, uh, think about it~~ No, I'm taking it all.

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Missed opportunity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)

162 DH says we are getting drunk and doing gardening this afternoon.

I'm all in.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2026 06:09 PM (bl07w)

Oh, fun! Don't step on any rakes!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 19, 2026 06:15 PM (k9OZB)

163 Amanda Seyfried is childless fortunately and does not appear to want to reproduce since she's 40. Probably will get a surrogate though when she's 45 and realizes what choice she made.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 06:15 PM (GseMx)

164 So the village idiot 'tards have to receive nutrition backwards from what has been traditional ways of ingestion?

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Q/FnY)

165 Gotta say, those kinds of moments gives me goosebumps. It sucks that I will likely never see Rush Live. Been a part of my life's music soundtrack since 1980. And, go Anika!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:11 PM (0aYVJ)

Saw 'em live three times and always enjoyed the show. They never skimp on entertaining their fans!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 19, 2026 06:16 PM (k9OZB)

166 158
>>>"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

>>>Michelle Obama: "Me"

And how oppressed me be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 06:13 PM (Cqx++)

No, was asked for Next, not Last...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2026 06:17 PM (mP0Kj)

167 I have a completely random, off topic question. I know someone who would like to buy a millstone or two for unknown purposes. Where could my friend find milestones for purchase?
Just wondering.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2026 06:18 PM (BZ6zy)

168 I saw RUSH in either '86 or '87 at the San Diego Sports Arena - UCSD college radio station had free tix but it's all goths so I was the only one who wanted to go. They blew the power twice and the second time Geddy was pissed as shit!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:18 PM (DZ9Lv)

169 And what these gay men are doing sound suspiciously like colonoscopy prep to me....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 06:19 PM (SRRAx)

170
Ironically, the "prepared ingredient" business model started in Japan for young brides -- they never had to cook for the entire family as many work before getting married.

I knew of this 20 years ago at least -- a truck would show up every day, and deliver all ingredients. It would have instructions and video for the bride to make the meal. I think it was mostly given as a gift from parents and only for a few months until they figured it out.

Japan has a massive food delivery system. I see their truck all the time, and I know some families get food delivered in these boxes every day.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 06:19 PM (3Jsk5)

171 Saw a pic of Malaria and Satchel. Malaria looks too thin and has stringy hair. Satchel is a wee bit zaftig, but she actually has a pretty face. I've always felt a bit sad for them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

The phrase "who's yer daddy" takes on a whole nother meaning with those two.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Daddy?

I think the identity of the gestating parent is the bigger question.

* gestures vaguely towards Big Mike's dick *

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:19 PM (VHUov)

172 It's the moon or something. Even then, your 'off ' days are by far less than most people's.

Relax. You're doing great, kid.

Tia L

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 19, 2026 06:19 PM (NFX2v)

173 164 So the village idiot 'tards have to receive nutrition backwards from what has been traditional ways of ingestion?
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Q/FnY)

you laugh, but I believe Chucky D has raked in some souls from future PhDs who's ingested vodka rectally.
the moral is, don't do that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:19 PM (gKWVE)

174 I have and still am enjoying riding the crest of the wave that is the boomers. I launched when Sputnik did....wheeee

Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2026 06:20 PM (8uzBS)

175 Oh, and being Japan, I assume they had a help line for the bride to call, and an emergency resupply of a finished meal if they screwed up bad enough.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 06:20 PM (3Jsk5)

176 167 I have a completely random, off topic question. I know someone who would like to buy a millstone or two for unknown purposes. Where could my friend find milestones for purchase?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at June 19, 2026 06:18 PM (BZ6zy)

Just wrap a chain around a cinder block...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 06:20 PM (SRRAx)

177 Defenestration is out the window not off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 19, 2026 06:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

Mohammed specified that they must be thrown off a tall building. He didn't say that they had to be taken to the roof first. Ululululululu!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

178 Isn't that what Colon Blow is for?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:22 PM (G3T/K)

179
Bernie Sanders is a jabbering jackass.

That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 19, 2026 06:22 PM (ftaaw)

180

Hubby and I were talking last night about what is wrong today with people.

It used to be that people had to work hard to survive.

Life is easy these days and some things are good about that. Mostly people today don't have do that.

I salute our son and daughter-in-law who don't allow the four grandchildren access to the internet.

They feed and clothe them and anything extra they have to work for.

Our seven year old grandson spent the day with us yesterday and he wants to make money for something he wants to buy. His duty yesterday was to clean up the dogshit in our yard and he was happy to do that. He's working towards being able to buy something extra he wants.

We need more of that, working hard for extras.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:23 PM (/QHx4)

181 Oh, come on. 177 comments and no one mentioned Colon Blow?!

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:24 PM (G3T/K)

182
My thoughts on the Obama monstrosity from the ONT
--------
What's with the writing on it? "...Look upon my works, ye mighty, and weep..." or what?

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm

Looks hypnotic to me.

There is so much I could say or analyze but I think for the most part the whole thing is meant to both invite and defy analysis, and to pale any critic. The structure is criticism itself.

In other words, so far up its own ass it is essentially a mold of the inside of his asshole, on full display.

It is what a woman thinks a man would build, through the eyes of an alien who wanted to say something about humanity without committing to saying anything at all because nothing matters.

I could go on and on (as I do) but like I said, it is clearly designed to dwarf critique. As if that was the chief goal beyond the projection of some kind of gay male fantasy of how normal masculine power should appear. And entirely... entirely godless.

But not even demonic either. It is a rejection of creation. A design without form, meant to project nothing... but in its nothingness you are to absorb the massive overinflated ego begging you to worship it and only it.

That's my take.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2026 06:24 PM (vE0+H)

183 Where could my friend find milestones for purchase?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Northernlurker

How big?

I have a millstone on my porch. Many Japanese homes do -- but the small family sized ones. These used to be very common. They come in two parts and you pour the rice in through a hole in the center of the top stone, and it comes out the sides.

I think this is what the bible refers to. We think of the big millstones from water or windmills, but it used to be a household appliance.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 19, 2026 06:24 PM (3Jsk5)

184 four seasons, it's learning to work and the commitment to doing a job.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 06:25 PM (afJtY)

185 And gay activists continue to wonder why support for gay "rights" is falling.

I don't understand why I am supposed to celebrate people who are "Proud" of the fact that they stick their dicks in other mens' assholes.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

For all of history, people who were entirely defined by sex have been looked down upon. Lecher. Cad. Whore. Slut.

But now they're to be celebrated, as long as they don't want to do it the normal male-female way?

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:25 PM (VHUov)

186 Big Mike never was accused of having a high IQ. Self-awareness is a dangerous thing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 19, 2026 06:26 PM (9SpJJ)

187 four seasons, it's learning to work and the commitment to doing a job.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 06:25 PM (afJtY)

It's the requirement to focus on something for longer than 15 seconds. Only anal prep gets that kind of effort.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)

188
Was Big Mike sporting "oppression" hair or "Wakandan authentic" hair for the "Box O' Oppression" opening?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (ftaaw)

189 I have a millstone on my porch. Many Japanese homes do -- but the small family sized ones. These used to be very common. They come in two parts and you pour the rice in through a hole in the center of the top stone, and it comes out the sides.

I think this is what the bible refers to. We think of the big millstones from water or windmills, but it used to be a household appliance.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

That makes the bible verse even scarier. You don't just sink straight to the bottom and drown fast, you get to struggle swimming with a weight you can kinda support trying to drag you down by the neck.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (VHUov)

190

Amen Ben Had!

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (/QHx4)

191 I think the HF model finds general use among those who "just can't decide" and can't "plan" meals, but obsess over "fast food is so unhealthy!!!eleventy!". Because heaven forbid they develop a sense of "tomorrow" or the ability to flip a coin.

It's always been more expensive than just shopping or just buying fast food, it _might_ be cheaper than doordash?

Posted by: RandomDave at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (aJQbY)

192 Dude. My wife and I use Home Chef. Have tried Blue Apron, Hello Fresh and Marley Spoon. It's just the two of us and I'd rather not spend my time making lists and throwing away ingredients that I don't use.

They provide exactly the amount you need, at a price that is likely LESS than I would end up spending.

There if nothing "aDuLtBaBy" about meal kits for fuck sakes. And it sure as fuck isn't for Millenials. It's for people that are older and don't have to feed an entire family.

Posted by: deadrody at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (vgB0v)

193 For those who cannot deal with all this crap.

https://youtube.com/shorts/x_6gGf9nhPk

Shirley, you can't be serious.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 06:28 PM (qx7Zg)

194 Oh, come on. 177 comments and no one mentioned Colon Blow?!

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:24 PM (G3T/K)

*Points at 178*

Missed it by That. Much.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

195 Bernie Sanders is a jabbering jackass.

That is all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 19, 2026 06:22 PM (ftaaw)

Barry Sanders > Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

196 39 Hello Fresh sells to young urban people who are too lazy to cook.

Posted by: Heroq at June 19, 2026 05:38 PM (VGFZk)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Also fucking wrong. And, FYI, you still have to cook, you dumbasses.

Posted by: deadrody at June 19, 2026 06:30 PM (vgB0v)

197 There if nothing "aDuLtBaBy" about meal kits for fuck sakes. And it sure as fuck isn't for Millenials. It's for people that are older and don't have to feed an entire family.
Posted by: deadrody at June 19, 2026 06:27 PM (vgB0v)

I have thought about using one. Work 7 days a week sone weeks and do not want to spend precious free time shopping. Do they send you the recipes or do you pick from a list?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:31 PM (G3T/K)

198 Do the people that use this service only eat one meal a day?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 06:31 PM (afJtY)

199 Si se podas means yes it can be pruned off

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 06:31 PM (pvg5V)

200 NOOD leftist laywers being leftist lawyers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 06:31 PM (VHUov)

201 *Points at 178*

Missed it by That. Much.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 19, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

I mentioned in in 178- which means the prior 177 comments were barren.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 06:32 PM (G3T/K)

202 I would be eating beans this month, but the salt in them is making my feet swell up, so I'll have to depend on drinking lots of milk to build up my gas reserves for Gay Pride month...Hey, pull my finger!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

203 I thnk the draw is to have at least one cooked dinner a day. Which is kind of sad

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 06:33 PM (pvg5V)

204

We have a Mormon family that lives behind us. Four children and they grow their own food and have chickens and geese.
They are home schooled and are out in the yard taking care of the animals and crops they are growing.

They are happy children and we love the family unity they espouse.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:33 PM (/QHx4)

205
If the gay and whatever other community wants to keep the chutes clear for their insertion antics, then why not down a bottle or more of the citrate solution used to empty the gastrointestinal tract that is the preparation for getting a colonoscopy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 19, 2026 06:34 PM (ixS3i)

206 Also fucking wrong. And, FYI, you still have to cook, you dumbasses.

Cooking is not just assembling stuff and putting it in the stove.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2026 06:34 PM (UZCuZ)

207 I would have thought the gays were good at cooking, or at least pretending they were, and never stopped as low as letting some company pick out their day-to-day menus and charge them for the ingredients.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

208 I was on the Large Stage Committee at UH in the 80's. We hosted INXS and they brought a whole lot of their own offstage stuff. I'm working one of the spotlights and before the curtain opens I'm getting screamed at by some roadie about the set-up for the intro.

"git yer flood ready for the opening guitar riff and hit him!!!"...so I focused on a guitar hiding in the background, and BOOM!!! the show opens! Guitar blaring, drums crashing, LOUD x five!

whoever the lead guitar in INXS was sure didn't get the spotlight, but some random background guy that was tucked in the backstage curtain did

Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2026 06:34 PM (8uzBS)

209 There if nothing "aDuLtBaBy" about meal kits for fuck sakes. And it sure as fuck isn't for Millenials. It's for people that are older and don't have to feed an entire family.
Posted by: deadrody at June 19, 2026

I miss Peach Food, or whatever it was called, out of GA. That was a really good, fresh meal kit. I think a divorce ended the company.

I get a good deal of my groceries delivered through a specialty grocery home delivery service because I am weird about food. I have noted this before, so I totally get what you are saying.

Pretty sure Ace isn’t out there looking at a lot of this stuff - but @ace, if you would ever listen to me and we could get you off the whole fad food thing, I bet I could get you to see the wisdom in this. Just not hello fresh because they are hot garbage even before this ad campaign.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 06:35 PM (Wmg4n)

210 If the gay and whatever other community wants to keep the chutes clear for their insertion antics, then why not down a bottle or more of the citrate solution used to empty the gastrointestinal tract that is the preparation for getting a colonoscopy?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 19, 2026

***
That stuff works. Last year I learned that after my hernia surgery, when the pain pills I was taking, mild as they were, clogged me up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

211 Nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (wzUl9)

212 Amen Ben Had!

Sounds like some warlord from the Book of Judges

Posted by: gKWVE at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

213

Piper,

You have no idea what Ace is eating.

Don't be judgmental.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (/QHx4)

214 213

Piper,

You have no idea what Ace is eating.

Don't be judgmental.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 06:38 PM (/QHx4)

Actually, there is a lot of banter between us on this, so I do a little bit.

Anyway. Nood. The walls are closing in!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 06:40 PM (Wmg4n)

215 If you thought the toe fungus ads were bad, wait until you see what kind of ads this thread brings you in the future.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)

216 @165

>>Saw 'em live three times and always enjoyed the show. They never skimp on entertaining their fans!

These shows have shows within shows with multimedia walls, pyro, intermissions, tributes to John Rutsey and Neil, 3+ hrs shows, the works

They are certainly giving their fans their monies worth.

And because of the material she is performing and being exposed to, Anika may be the hottest rock drummer coming off of this tour and has moved into the S tier of female rock drummers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 19, 2026 06:43 PM (XV/Pl)

217 We have a Mormon family that lives behind us.

Our town has a lot of Mennonites. One of my sons and I restored an old house built in 1944 that had fallen on hard times. We did our best to keep it as original as possible outside with many upgrades inside. One Saturday morning I went to finish up some detail and the house had about ten women bustling about cleaning it inside. Long prairie dresses, very trim gals 16 to 60 with top end tennis shoes. They all looked the same.

Son had rented it out before it was ready to a young couple.

Posted by: DanMan at June 19, 2026 06:46 PM (8uzBS)

218 25 Warning -rude content

Since Trish had her butt in the air maybe she finished her high fiber Hello Fresh cleansing and really should be named "Tony" getting ready to meet his partner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Thought I saw a butt in the air but considered we've already had too much faggotry and since her name is Trish.......↗

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 06:51 PM (VPNgR)

219 Obama: "yes I'd like it to look just like Russia's Chuvash Theater except with evidence of my SCOAMF all over it, thanks"

Posted by: Wescoe at June 19, 2026 06:51 PM (6FwQB)

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