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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Election Official Stops Democrat Dirty Trick: Democrats Tried to Split the Republican Vote for Dan Sullivan in Alaska By Running Another Man Named Dan SullivanDemocrats should really consider what happens when we take a similar "by any means necessary" posture. Because it's coming. It could create an interesting appeal if teacher Sullivan claims that this is just a colossal coincidence or that he has a right to be a vehicle for electoral confusion. ... Beecher noted several indicators that teacher Sullivan and the Democrats were engaged in a dishonest campaign of confusion. She noted that he voted under the name Daniel J. Sullivan, Jr., but requested to appear on the ballot as Dan Sullivan--making him identical to the incumbent. He even tried to register using the initial "S" once, which would have matched the senator. She also noted that Dan J. Sullivan had not registered as a Republican before launching his Senate campaign and that he created a new website that used a "color scheme and overall theme" similar to the incumbent's campaign materials. She also noted his connection to Amber Lee, an Alaska Democratic consultant and past supporter of Peltola.Of course it's a teacher. When we go low, they go high. Always remember that. Stop making them go so high, low-goers!!!! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 17, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b) 2
Oldest trick in the book
Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 17, 2026 03:30 PM (GGGBN) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 17, 2026 03:31 PM (Sco7b) 4
If only we could do it agains Lisa Murcow.
Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2026 03:32 PM (lCppi) 5
Wow; What a dirty trick!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2026 03:32 PM (n3VHW) 6
Ya don't say...
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Q/FnY) 7
Not guilty!!!
Posted by: Emmet "Dan (for this election)" Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:32 PM (w9Wax) 8
I'm hoping California will be finished counting THEIR votes by Juneteenth just to mark the holiday.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (rg/w7) Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (Q/FnY) 11
Feed him to a polar bear. Make an example of him. Strap him to a tree naked, coat his genitals in Moose SyrupTM and watch the hijinks that ensue.
When they go low, we show them what low really is. Posted by: spongeworthy at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (sLLbN) 12
Of course.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (ufOdi) 13
Will the real Daniel S. Sullivan please stand up!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (n5tGW) 14
We need more candidates named "None Of The Above." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 03:37 PM (XJ22o) 15
Fucking retarded shit.
But it probably would have worked. Dem election officials would have diverted ballots cast for Dan to the other dan because it's all so confusing. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 03:37 PM (G3T/K) 16
I sure hope the rank and file Republicans are getting sick of this shit. Been going on... forever. Need to start "punching back."
For some definition of "punching." Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2026 03:37 PM (jehhT) 17
YouTube - the Fat Electrician
Interesting channel, rabbit hole opening. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM The guy's hilarious. His wife's a hoot, too. Check out his other channel The Fat Files. He talks about businesses and their histories. The Bass Pro Shop video is laugh out loud funny. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:38 PM (bFu5X) 18
We be all thinks that Trump needs two has Presdent Obama review that MOA thing befoor sending to the UN place.
That's way he can check two make sure Trump dids not screw anythangs up Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 17, 2026 03:39 PM (Bnw/D) 19
We just need commonsense Dan Sullivan control.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ) 20
If only we could do it agains Lisa Murcow.
Posted by: LASue Yeah, like anyone's going to name their sweet little girl after her. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ) 21
Oh, yeah. The old Two Dan Sullivans trick.
I've used it many times. Posted by: James Skeletor Carville at June 17, 2026 03:40 PM (HTcxi) 22
One Dan Sullivan a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (HTcxi) 23
"Oh look, another Buick with a trunk full of ballots for Dan Sullivan!" -- AK leftists
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (R+iUD) Posted by: Vengeance at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (JW6Az) 25
Alaska Republicans need to find another woman named Lisa Murkowski
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (ufO5q) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (Cqx++) 27
Alaska will be gone if they don’t eliminate rank choice voting.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (JW6Az) Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (Y8DZL) 29
At least when Eddie Murphy did this in the rather mediocre film "The Distinguished Gentleman", it was just a scam where he was just looking to cash in. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu) 30
Whoa, whoa, whoa, willowed,
Bulg is hot for Greta Thunberg? Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (Y8DZL) He's hot for creature. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv) 31
Are primaries in AK made to do the stupid, unconstituttional ranked-choice voting?
Posted by: pookysgirl, dropping a question before her nap at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Wt5PA) 32
10 YouTube - the Fat Electrician
Interesting channel, rabbit hole opening. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 17, 2026 03:34 PM (Q/FnY) --- Guy is hilarious and his history videos are fun, fast-paced, and well-researched. I'm not much for watching podcasts, but the one he does with Brandon Herrera and some others called Unsubscribe is pretty good most of the time too. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (oqH4h) 33
Low-goer, n. -- a man who pees sitting down
Posted by: one hour sober at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (J4Dwc) 34
This is a travesty!
Posted by: Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (l/J0j) 35
I'm hoping California will be finished counting THEIR votes by Juneteenth just to mark the holiday."
They'll finish right after the McCain funeral Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (XuXeR) 36
Actually I don't think it's a bad idea.
Posted by: Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (l/J0j) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Cqx++) 38
I was thinking about running for school superintendent here because one that was here that was long serving has the same name as me.
I have a chance of winning based on that name recognition. Posted by: Minuteman at June 17, 2026 03:45 PM (47/pr) 39
I would like to weigh in for a moment here if I can, and just say that I have no real opinion on this matter. Carry on.
Posted by: Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:45 PM (l/J0j) 40
If the D’s are attempting scams like this, maybe it means Mary Peltola isn’t polling as well as we have been told?
Posted by: EveR at June 17, 2026 03:45 PM (wTevN) 41
I'm not much for watching podcasts, but the one he does with Brandon Herrera and some others called Unsubscribe is pretty good most of the time too.
Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 03:44 PM I saw that one live in Boston back in December. That was a great time. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X) 42
Bulg is hot for Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: Auspex No, just said she can look kinda pretty, under the right circumstances. David Hogg can have her. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ) 43
I am Dan Sullivan.
Posted by: Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (l/J0j) Posted by: Dan Fielding at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (XuXeR) 45
We could havr gotten with it too, if it wasnt for smart aleck kids
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (bXbFr) 46
*I* am Dan Sullivan
Posted by: Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (/QHx4) 48
"The name you know!"
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson Johnson at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (gnNyN) 49
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X)
Any big doins in Boston for the 250th? Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ) 50
>>> 42 Bulg is hot for Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: Auspex No, just said she can look kinda pretty, under the right circumstances. David Hogg can have her. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ) Say, whatever happened to Shaved Guevera? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (R+iUD) 51
He's hot for creature.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv) 🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (oqH4h) 52
Thanos believed that he was invincible, inevitable. Nope. The dems lust for their thanocide. So be it.
Posted by: kingsman at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (ehY6c) 53
A big FU to SCOTUS and especially Kavanaugh.
They won’t be taking any of the cases on commonly owned rifle bans or standard magazines. That’s despite the many cases available. Posted by: Vengeance at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM (JW6Az) 54
At least when Eddie Murphy did this in the rather mediocre film "The Distinguished Gentleman", it was just a scam where he was just looking to cash in.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu) ---- Ironically, he was the most honest politician in Washington, D.C. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (gnNyN) 55
It's a really big shoooowe...
Posted by: Ed Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (XuXeR) 56
Just received a ballot application- filled out for convenience - addressed to #1 child. Who has not lived at this address for 14+ years. This is the first time this has happened. But the Democrat SecState has our voting roles Under Complete Control and no haters need have a look. In Michigan.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (qaVMA) 57
Wake me up when they elect an Eskimo.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (XuXeR) 59
Will the REAL Dan Sullivan please stand up?
Posted by: What's My Line at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (HTcxi) 60
Wake me up when they elect an Eskimo.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) 🎶 Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (l/J0j) 61
59 Will the REAL Dan Sullivan please stand up?
Posted by: What's My Line at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (HTcxi) ===== Please stand up. Please stand up. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Zn6QU) 62
All you Sullivans should come visit for a nice beach vacation!
Posted by: Sullivan's Island, SC at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h) 63
We need hearings on this Dan Sullivan thing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (GNqmQ) 64
27 Alaska will be gone if they don’t eliminate rank choice voting.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 17, 2026 03:42 PM (JW6Az) We are working on it. The situation here is that the Lower 48 leftists think it is easier to knock off our Senators since the vote totals are low, so they send all kinds of dark money and fund a lot of PACs that are sketchy at best but sound local. Petersburg Dan is just one of several lousy schemes they employ. We have had so many ads stating how awful the real Senator is, and that started a year ago. They are lies, but I don't think anyone can stop them. Now we have this idiot Mary Peltola running the same ads, with the same lies, all while she claims she was the most wonderful Congresscritter during her time in DC.... She never advanced a single bill, or even cosponsored one, but she claims she brought home the bacon for AK. Lots and lots of dark money funding her bullshit. I think she is just running for the grift. She hasn't a chance to win. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (bl07w) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (XuXeR) 66
Well, I know I am safe from ever having my name confused with another person.
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (6ZnSC) 67
Dan Sullivan is my man!
If he can't do it, nobody can! Just think if TWO Dans ran. Elect them both, choose a clan! Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (Jr5Lq) 68
Theyve been talking up peltoia who lost to begich last time
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (bXbFr) 69
60 Wake me up when they elect an Eskimo.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) 🎶 Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 03:49 PM (l/J0j) ---- 😂 y'all are killing it today Posted by: Sullivan's Island, SC at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h) 70
Any big doins in Boston for the 250th?
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:47 PM I haven't really looked. I'm afraid they'll just be fake, gay, and lame. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (bFu5X) 71
Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and that's my other brother Darryl...
Posted by: Larry at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (E/qck) 72
63 We need hearings on this Dan Sullivan thing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (GNqmQ) ===== Eh. Some Democrat decided to try something stupid without properly taking the right steps. He registered as a Republican too late because he's actually a Democrat. He can run as a write-in, if he really wants. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Zn6QU) 73
Will the real Alan Ludden please stand up?
Posted by: Wink Martindale at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (47/pr) 74
Wake me up when they elect an Eskimo.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) Soooo close to "Wake me up before you go-go". Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't know the rest of the song at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (XuXeR) 76
Say, whatever happened to Shaved Guevera?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket ...... Dunno, but she was the hot one. Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS) 77
By the way, so if Dan Fielding from 'Night Court' married Christine Sullivan and took her last name and they named their first born after him the result would have been.....
Dan Sullivan... That was a long way to go for nothing. Let's get back to the bangability of Greta... In the right light... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b) 78
57 Wake me up when they elect an Eskimo.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) That would be Peltola. Half Native, half white. No thanks. She's trying to court the Native vote, but the Corporations already came out for Dan Sullivan (the real one) so I think she's outta luck. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (bl07w) 79
I'm so disgusted I could puke after reading that Rape Gang Inquiry Report.
Sorry, check that, it was the surrender MOU the artist of the deal just negotiated. Posted by: Candidus at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (91B/q) 80
Dumb Dora was so dumb...
Posted by: Bob Eubanks at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (47/pr) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (XuXeR) 82
Carried over:
People are tribal. It's just a question of which tribe. The left has been actively trying to make the white tribe a thing in America for decades now, under the impression that they'll breed/immigrate us out of existence and our white tribal mentality will develop too late to do anything about it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Zn6QU) I love how they continue to fail to grasp that many Hispanics proudly consider themselves White. They are just unable to wrap their heads around the reality that they are cultural imperialists, trying to impose a perma-minority Latinx identity on people who don't want it. It's hard for me to pick a favorite example of their faux multiculti, where they can't actually imagine anyone else being different under the skin (except for anti-socialists, who are demons). "Queers for Palestine" might rank even higher for amusement value, but for strategic self-sabotage, I think it's just *assuming* that Hispanics would automatically join an anti-White coalition. Especially the immigrants. Denying their Whiteness is like putting them down, from their perspective. Posted by: SciVo at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (Sy6m/) 83
>>> Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (bl07w)
Except for the obvious annoyance of dealing with presstitutes, I'd suggest Mr. tcn run for office as "Lisa Murkowski" just to fck with the AK dems. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (R+iUD) 84
This is so brazen and you damn well know every liberal judge would have rubber stamped it as fair play had they gotten the opportunity. Because Democracy!!!
Posted by: Leupold at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (eIzlH) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (XuXeR) 86
Do not take Peltola if you are allergic to Peltola or any of her ingredients.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (B0NCh) 87
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe) 88
Don't take Peltola if you're allergic to Peltola.
Posted by: Big Phatty Pharma at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (HTcxi) 89
She also noted his connection to Amber Lee, an Alaska Democratic consultant and past supporter of Peltola.
She should be disappeared for her efforts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe) 90
We had 3 Bob Fergusons running for governor in WA, but the one true Turd rose to the position.
Posted by: Rex B at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (buvgH) 91
Whoa. That's scary.
Posted by: Big Phatty Pharma at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (HTcxi) 92
Clearly "Dan Sullivan" is a made up name and should be removed from the ballot.
Posted by: San Dullivan at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (gnNyN) 93
I don't see how this guy was allowed to file in the first place.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (0N4FZ) 94
And your right, it is ALWAYS a teacher that's engaged these sorts of tactics. They're like the foot soldiers for the Left now.
They really do think they're all superheroes with capes. Posted by: Leupold at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (eIzlH) 95
86, 88 - the Horde hive mind is real
Posted by: Josephistan at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (rKILu) 96
Mauled by wolves (just to be sure)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (bXbFr) 97
92 Ha!
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq) 98
82 It's hard for me to pick a favorite example of their faux multiculti, where they can't actually imagine anyone else being different under the skin (except for anti-socialists, who are demons). "Queers for Palestine" might rank even higher for amusement value, but for strategic self-sabotage, I think it's just *assuming* that Hispanics would automatically join an anti-White coalition.
Especially the immigrants. Denying their Whiteness is like putting them down, from their perspective. Posted by: SciVo at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (Sy6m/) ====== I think the funniest part is that the Democrat Party is at war with itself over these issues, the central nexus of it all being that black women in the party will not let go of power. They are the most aggrieved and oppressed, and all others must bow to their desires. And they're not shy about hiding it. And I think that just turns off most of the rest of the coalition. AWFLs love it because they love to be ridiculed and shamed, but almost no one else seems to like it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Zn6QU) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (XuXeR) 100
76 Say, whatever happened to Shaved Guevera?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket -- IIRC it came out that she was one of the ones bullying the shooter, so it messed with the Narrative. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (B0NCh) 101
He can run as a write-in, if he really wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Zn6QU) I believe, under the Lisa Murkowski Rule, that any write in votes which contain letters found in the name of the incumbent, go to the incumbent. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e) 102
Dems just channeling their inner Boss Tweed zeitgeist.
Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (rj6Yv) 103
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith"
SCHMIDT! Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (XuXeR) What if it's not the guy YOU'RE thinking of? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe) 104
> Let's get back to the bangability of Greta...
In the right light... --------- Desperation knows no bounds here. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (jehhT) 105
She should be disappeared for her efforts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM Lots of lonely, open space in Alaska....be a shame if something happened. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bFu5X) 106
Why such a complicated plan? If he's elected, have ten Dan Sullivans show up for work and have the Democrat legislature choose who to recognize.
Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (wn0/z) 107
She does sound like some off brand pharmaceutical
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bXbFr) 108
his connection to Amber Lee"
Sounds... pornish Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (XuXeR) Then it would be Amber Lynn. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe) 109
87 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe) *pats Sponge's head lovingly* Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bl07w) 110
The significance of changing your name. The significance of changing your name. The significance... of changing your name.
Changing your name is important. Names are important. People know your name. They know your name. They know your name. Your name is what they call you. What they call you. Don't let anybody tell you what your name can be and who really got elected in 2024. Don't let anybody do that. Because your name can be anything you want it to be. Posted by: Donald Trump at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (l/J0j) 111
101 He can run as a write-in, if he really wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Zn6QU) I believe, under the Lisa Murkowski Rule, that any write in votes which contain letters found in the name of the incumbent, go to the incumbent. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e) ====== :-) -a vote for Lisa Murkowski Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (Zn6QU) 112
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Zn6QU)
----- Double hearings, then. Triple even. Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (GNqmQ) 113
I'm under the impression Alaska is known for dirty politics.
Anyway, it's an old ploy, i.e., RIVALS HAVE SAME NAMES; Two New Jersey Republicans Face Like-Named Democrats. Special to THE NEW YORK TIMES. May 20, 1936 And then there's the current crop of N.J. devils: 2023, accusations were made in South Jersey regarding the use of third-party candidates in competitive legislative districts, such as State Senate District 4. These candidates reportedly appeared on the ballot but did not campaign or engage with the public. 2025 in a local mayoral race in Gloucester Township, New Jersey, also involved accusations of using phantom candidates. Mailers promoted a write-in candidate without providing biographical or contact information, leading to claims that the name was used to divide the opposing vote. And others - Florida State Senate race in 2020, an independent candidate with the same last name as the incumbent Democrat appeared on the ballot. Reports indicated this candidate did not campaign and was later found to have been compensated to be on the ballot. Gotta watch those Dems/progressives. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (NFX2v) 114
Got lost in watching the world cup fans enjoying the USA on youtube yesterday. Don't like or watch soccer but their fans are hilarious.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW) 115
Lots of lonely, open space in Alaska....be a shame if something happened. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bFu5X) They keep telling me about the plight of the starving polar bears because of Gorebull warmening. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (2YhKe) 116
Murkowski won on a write in campaign despite alaska law clearly saying the spelling of a write in candidate had to be spelled perfectly to count. She should have lost as all sorts of write ins had errors.
The liberal Alaksa court said "nah" because democracy. Posted by: Leupold at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (eIzlH) 117
*pats Sponge's head lovingly* Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bl07w) Awwwwwww...... *blushes* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (2YhKe) 118
Some Democrat decided to try something stupid without properly taking the right steps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Pretty common event. Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Y8DZL) 119
116 Murkowski won on a write in campaign despite alaska law clearly saying the spelling of a write in candidate had to be spelled perfectly to count. She should have lost as all sorts of write ins had errors. The liberal Alaksa court said "nah" because democracy. Posted by: Leupold at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (eIzlH) ====== Fake Dan Sullivan doesn't have GOP Senate money, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Zn6QU) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (XuXeR) 121
118 Some Democrat decided to try something stupid without properly taking the right steps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Pretty common event. Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Y8DZL) ==== It's funny when they aren't in power. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Zn6QU) 122
>>> Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:50 PM (bl07w)
Except for the obvious annoyance of dealing with presstitutes, I'd suggest Mr. tcn run for office as "Lisa Murkowski" just to fck with the AK dems. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (R+iUD) Be nice! There's no reason to wish that level of ugliness on any decent human. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (qx7Zg) 123
Memorandum of Sullivans
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Cqx++) 124
Well, his name is my name too. So there Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (XuXeR) So, your name is Smith. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (2YhKe) 125
RMBS, I don't know if I will be seeing you at the NoVa MoMe on Saturday or not. I'm still grieving my sister, and we still don't know what the funeral arrangements, if any, are. But, in case I am not there, regards to you and RMBS Mom.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ) 126
>>> 115
Lots of lonely, open space in Alaska....be a shame if something happened. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (bFu5X) They keep telling me about the plight of the starving polar bears because of Gorebull warmening. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:56 PM (2YhKe) I, for one, would like to have something to eat besides stale kayaks. Posted by: Alaskan polar bear at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (R+iUD) 127
I think the funniest part is that the Democrat Party is at war with itself over these issues, the central nexus of it all being that black women in the party will not let go of power. They are the most aggrieved and oppressed, and all others must bow to their desires. And they're not shy about hiding it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Zn6QU) Ruined Leon always sarcastically calls them "THE most dissssrespected group IN AMERICA!" Posted by: pookysgirl, with a teething Lil Pooky at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (Wt5PA) 128
Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
Posted by: Bob Eubanks at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (47/pr) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (XuXeR) 130
Remember the pic of Greta T. and L. DeCaprio smiling broadly? DeCap was all grins because was first in line.
Posted by: pop goes the weasel at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (ehY6c) 131
Fake Dan Sullivan doesn't have GOP Senate money, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Zn6QU) Does the GOP Senate have any money left or did they spend it all to keep John Cornyn from getting spanked? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e) 132
It's funny when they aren't in power. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Zn6QU) The cattle of The View told JD Vance that the Trump White House is taking away the black vote and black representatives with redistricting and they're erasing black history of Emmitt Till and all the other things blacks have done over the years........Because they're not in power and it really hurts their feewings. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe) 133
93 I don't see how this guy was allowed to file in the first place.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (0N4FZ) Anyone can file, but they also sign a document that states that they are filing in good faith, with blah blah blah intentions, etc. It was proved that he did not. Trying to file with a middle initial that does not match the one on his driver's license was the first tip off. Registering as a Republican two days before he filed was another. Then there were his ads and media presence, which was designed to look precisely the same as the real Senator's, and his history of donating to lefties, etc. Pretty clear what the wonky asshoe was up to. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (bl07w) 134
I demand rolled-up sleeves, though.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (B0NCh) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (XuXeR) 136
I'm Dan Sullivan and I approve this message. Really. I swear.
Posted by: The Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (HcoTw) 137
Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
Posted by: Bob Eubanks at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM (47/pr) "In the butt, Bob." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe) 138
Hey Independents.
When one party has to do obviously cheat, what does that tell you about how they will treat you once they win? Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB) 139
Israel is mad at Trump. Seems the U.S. is not doing their bidding. If Israel wants to take out Iran why don't they go for it? We are their ally not their armed forces.
Posted by: Case at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (IY9No) 140
They are the most aggrieved and oppressed, and all others must bow to their desires.
And they're not shy about hiding it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 03:54 PM (Zn6QU) ----- The blessing is that they're also the dumbest and most obnoxious. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h) 141
Dems to everything they can to win. Legal, illegal, ethical, unethical, they throw it all at the wall.
GOP won’t pass a voter ID bill. All you need to know about the two parties. Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (e4LaW) 142
I rather suspect that Peltola is depending on the sympathy vote this time around, considering that her third husband crashed an over stuffed the plane he was flying with moose meat and lashed moose antlers to the wings, and expected the little bush plane to fly. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu) 143
> Let's get back to the bangability of Greta...
In the right light... --------- Desperation knows no bounds here. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2026 03:55 PM (jehhT) What level of beer goggles are required? NOTE: I don't drink, so I cannot test the theory. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (qx7Zg) 144
Agent Smith Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (XuXeR) You asked for it........... https://youtu.be/gvY3kRWuyIM Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (2YhKe) 145
I think the funniest part is that the Democrat Party is at war with itself over these issues, the central nexus of it all being that black women in the party will not let go of power. -TJM === We haven't even covered the narrow defeat of the Senate War Powers vote (the House passed one last week) that would have restricted DJT's conduct of the war. Murky, Kennedy, Paul, and Collins voted with the Dems. Only Senator Fetterman's vote against the measure prevented it from passing. Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (rj6Yv) 146
RMBS, I don't know if I will be seeing you at the NoVa MoMe on Saturday or not. I'm still grieving my sister, and we still don't know what the funeral arrangements, if any, are. But, in case I am not there, regards to you and RMBS Mom.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM Do what you need to do, Bulg, and we'll see you when we see you. May her memory be eternal. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (bFu5X) 147
132 The cattle of The View told JD Vance that the Trump White House is taking away the black vote and black representatives with redistricting and they're erasing black history of Emmitt Till and all the other things blacks have done over the years........Because they're not in power and it really hurts their feewings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe) ===== The Congressional Black Caucus halving is going to do wonders for black turnout, I think. Not in terms of increasing it, but in terms of getting black Americans, conditioned to vote for "people who look like them", to simply stop engagement in national politics. "I can't vote for my guy, so fuck 'em." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Zn6QU) 148
... just a scam where he was just looking to cash in.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu) What do you think the modern US Senate is? Posted by: Shenanigans at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (qmxL/) 149
Let's get back to the bangability of Greta...
In the right light... --------- Desperation knows no bounds here. Posted by: Martini Farmer ....... Obviously AoS HQ needs a vision plan. Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS) 150
128 Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
What is the wrinkled penny? Posted by: Contestant 1 at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (HcoTw) 151
145 We haven't even covered the narrow defeat of the Senate War Powers vote (the House passed one last week) that would have restricted DJT's conduct of the war. Murky, Kennedy, Paul, and Collins voted with the Dems. Only Senator Fetterman's vote against the measure prevented it from passing.
Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (rj6Yv) ======= And Trump would have vetoed it, so it was failure theater all around. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (Zn6QU) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (y9nCu) 153
10ish years ago there was a local race in my area, school board IIRC. Two people with the same last name ran. It wasn’t Smith or Jones it was a pretty unique last name I had never seen before. They were unrelated.
I don’t know if there were any lawsuits or anything like that but both of them were on the ballot. Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (e4LaW) 154
Love it. It's nakedly shameless and crafty. But I would put a better spin on it, and obviate any court opinion against my campaign. I'd run ads bothering everybody, with the most similar two photos of me and my opponent I could dig up, playing up the "Sullivan vs. Sullivan" angle. Maybe with some UFC or football imagery and styling. I would not point out any time which guy I was. The voice over would be something like: "Everyone says the Parties are exactly the same. Finally, one candidate is so different that nobody can tell him what to do. But you won't know which one, until you vote for Dan Sullivan. You can buy a House seat for either Dan Sullivan this November, but with one of them - all you'll need is the edge!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2) 155
Vote for Dan Sullivan! No, no that one!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (RIvkX) 156
137<<<<<< Sponge never disappoints
Posted by: Minuteman at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (47/pr) 157
Trying to file with a middle initial that does not match the one on his driver's license was the first tip off. Registering as a Republican two days before he filed was another. Then there were his ads and media presence, which was designed to look precisely the same as the real Senator's, and his history of donating to lefties, etc.
Pretty clear what the wonky asshoe was up to. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM That was the point I was trying to make, this guy filed to run under a name that was different than his. There should have been no way he could have progressed beyond them kicking him out of the office and calling the sheriff when he signed the application using a false name. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (0N4FZ) 158
Side effects of taking Peltola may include, but are not limited to, headache, dizziness, stomach upset, skin rashes, flatulence, ptosis, grand mal seizures, making chicken sounds, ignoring the Oxford comma, and death.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 17, 2026 04:02 PM (B0NCh) 159
Image search for 'Greta Thunberg naked' turns up one good fake, and that's about it.
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Jr5Lq) 160
Except for the obvious annoyance of dealing with presstitutes, I'd suggest Mr. tcn run for office as "Lisa Murkowski" just to fck with the AK dems.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 03:52 PM (R+iUD) Be nice! There's no reason to wish that level of ugliness on any decent human. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 03:57 PM (qx7Zg) Any of you who have met DH would know that campaign would be pretty damned straightforward. Probably not successful, but everyone would know where he stood. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (bl07w) 161
Missed the last thread gloating over the minifying Pride Month. Oh the hate-filled cackling and drooling I would have done.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (wBaIH) 162
Let's get back to the bangability of Greta...
There is none, unless you're Pakistani. Also there's definitely a "how dare you!" joke about this turn of events but I don't quite have it. Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (2ocoG) 163
128 Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
What is the balloon knot? Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:04 PM (HcoTw) 164
Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
What is the wrinkled penny? Posted by: Contestant 1 at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (HcoTw) The balloon knot? The leather cheerio? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 17, 2026 04:04 PM (f1zyZ) 165
This is clearly a false-flag attempt, but the situation as a whole is even more complex.
There's yet ANOTHER Dan Sullivan, who is a legitimate Republican and the former Mayor of Anchorage. I don't think he's running for anything this time, so it's not as bad as it could be. There's probably a fine line to be walked between naming your kid John Smith and naming your kid Antwaan-Cholmondeley Smith. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:05 PM (IG3/x) 166
More thunderstorms. The Shiba is losing his mind with all this rain.
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2026 04:05 PM (Wmg4n) 167
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I rather suspect that Peltola is depending on the sympathy vote this time around, considering that her third husband crashed an over stuffed the plane he was flying with moose meat and lashed moose antlers to the wings, and expected the little bush plane to fly. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu) And then she had the gall to sue the airplane manufacturer. She's nothing but a grift. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 04:05 PM (bl07w) 168
How daaarre you say Greta’s ugly?
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:05 PM (e4LaW) 169
All was going well until I received a court summons regarding the alleged cow tipping being done by a one John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith.
Posted by: John Jacob Jinglesheimer Smith at June 17, 2026 04:06 PM (5Q2Mu) 170
Image search for 'Greta Thunberg naked' turns up one good fake, and that's about it.
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Jr5Lq) Now that's taking one for the team. Posted by: far cry at June 17, 2026 04:06 PM (X+NGn) 171
> 159 Image search for 'Greta Thunberg naked' turns up one good fake, and that's about it.
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:03 PM (Jr5Lq) And you're now on a list, my friend. Heh. Actually, she didn't look all that bad in the (clothed) picture I saw earlier. As I noted in the last thread, it appears that she has, in fact, now passed through puberty. If it weren't for the Resting Psycho Face, she might even be a 1. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: man at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (XuXeR) 173
> 131. Money spent on John Cornyn Primary Campaign…
Senate Republicans spent $90 million in order to not pass the Save America Act. Posted by: Community Notes at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (a4flb) 174
There was a case years ago in Illinois where someone wanted to have her named legally changed to Carol Moseley Braun, but the judge denied it because the person admitted she did it to help her run for political office since Barky's predecessor as a US Senator had the same name.
Posted by: Octochicken at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (oCS0o) 175
"Greta and David, sittin' in a tree, Discussing the intersectionality of capitalist exploitation, Gazan genocide and the elimination of guns in America." Hogg- "Hey, I brought a joint, wanna..." Thunburg- "HOW DARE YOU!!" Hogg- "Just sayin' you could be kind of pretty if..." Thunburg- "FOR ME THERE IS ONLY BULG!!!" Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (Y8DZL) 176
Conservatives should start running candidates with names like "Which Party Started The KKK?" and "The Newsom Investigation Started Under Biden" and "Gas Is 30% Cheaper In AZ Than In CA" etc. I'm not sure how we could get enough votes to get them on a ballot, but Alaska Dems figured it out. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 04:08 PM (XJ22o) 177
And you're now on a list, my friend.
Heh. Actually, she didn't look all that bad in the (clothed) picture I saw earlier. As I noted in the last thread, it appears that she has, in fact, now passed through puberty. If it weren't for the Resting Psycho Face, she might even be a 1. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x) Remember Rule #1. Save yourself a lot of pain. Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2026 04:08 PM (LHPAg) 178
Should be hilarious the day when you have Mohammed A. Mohemmed running against Mohemmed A. Mohammed
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW) 179
175 lolrofl
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:08 PM (Jr5Lq) 180
They'll go low low soon enough and hot hot.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (5oJVK) 181
Greta won’t win any modeling contracts but she a decent looking girl with a not too shabby body.
If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks. Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) 182
173 > 131. Money spent on John Cornyn Primary Campaign…
Senate Republicans spent $90 million in order to not pass the Save America Act. Posted by: Community Notes at June 17, 2026 04:07 PM (a4flb) ====== I just don't know how anyone convinces Mitch, Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis, and Cassidy to pass the SAVE Act, especially when three of them are leaving Congress anyway and the fourth is simply a Democrat. Not even Fetterman will vote for it. Maybe next Congress when three of them have been replaced and maybe we get Whatley instead of Tillis and Paxton instead of Cornyn. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (Zn6QU) 183
The balloon knot?
The leather cheerio? Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 17, 2026 04:04 PM (f1zyZ) The rusty sheriff's badge? Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (oqH4h) 184
That liberal bastard ought to know that socking regulars would get him banned!
Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2026 04:10 PM (DiYkG) 185
RMBS, I don't know if I will be seeing you at the NoVa MoMe on Saturday or not. I'm still grieving my sister, and we still don't know what the funeral arrangements, if any, are. But, in case I am not there, regards to you and RMBS Mom.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 03:58 PM Actually, this goes out to all the potential attendees of the NoVa MoMe. I would love to see you all, especially since I didn't attend last year, but I just kinda feel that attending so soon after my sister's death might be disrespectful of her memory, even if I don't have to go down to Durham for a service. So, my apologies in advance to Weasel Bluebell, Doof, Jeeves the Cat, Village Idiot's Apprentice, Sharon (Bluebell's Apprentice), Salty, Hrothgar, and all the rest of you Morons. Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ) 186
Image search for 'Greta Thunberg naked' turns up one good fake, and that's about it.
Posted by: gp And you're now on a list, my friend. ....... Greta will be emailing you pics shortly. Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS) 187
181 Greta won’t win any modeling contracts but she a decent looking girl with a not too shabby body.
If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks. Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) ----- No, I would not. Because I've gotten laid in the last two decades and I try to not get blind drunk. Guys, we need to talk about standards. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (oqH4h) 188
The cattle of The View told JD Vance that the Trump White House is taking away the black vote and black representatives with redistricting and they're erasing black history of Emmitt Till and all the other things blacks have done over the years........Because they're not in power and it really hurts their feewings. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer ================ JD could have suggested they get Debbie Wasserman Test off the ballot in... wherever it is she's running. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (XJ22o) 189
> If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) Once again: if you ignored the Resting Psycho Face. Young Rodrigo learned the lesson about Rule #1 many, many decades ago. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3/x) 190
If I want to think about some horrible goblin scampering nude through a spooky, primeval mountain forest , I could read a German fairy tale, TYVM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (BI5O2) 191
The suspected dirty trick comes at a time when Democratic candidates and pundits are calling for winning back power "by any means necessary."
---------- Obviously first and foremost, encouraged and celebrated assassinations and other political violence. Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (jnXw9) 192
164 Where is the weirdest place Bulgarian would make whoopee with Greta Thurnberg?
What is the wrinkled penny? Posted by: Contestant 1 at June 17, 2026 04:01 PM (HcoTw) The balloon knot? The leather cheerio The rusty bullet hole Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (HcoTw) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (Zn6QU) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (OYsYV) 195
The turd cutter
Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (HcoTw) 196
Always smiled whenever Rush referred to them as the The Congressional Black Caucasians.
Posted by: I miss Rush at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (HTcxi) 197
> 193 Greta is a 2am Waffle House 4.
She's plain, at best. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:11 PM (Zn6QU) 4 > 1, right? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (IG3/x) 198
If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) Bro, she's retarded and FAS face. No way. It's not quite criminal but it ought to be. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2) 199
How does the Waffle House scale compare relative to an IHOP or Dennys scale.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (e4LaW) 200
If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) If I met her at a bar randomly, I'd be wondering how I found my way to Innsmouth. Posted by: far cry at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (X+NGn) 201
Has anyone said fartclam yet?
Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (oqH4h) 202
Elect one Dan Sullivan get another Dan Sullivan of equal or lesser value free!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW) 203
The chocolate starfish
Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (HcoTw) 204
OT but fitting for the Pride post: one of the Giants players speaking out, none of the 4 have any regrets, which is a good thing. From the CA Post.
The Giants became the first professional sports team to include the rainbow flag in their on-field apparel in 2021 and had gotten full participation from their players until this year. The Pride celebration is also the oldest in professional sports, dating back to the first AIDS “Night for a Cure” in 1994. “I don’t think [playing in San Francisco] changes my view on God’s word,” Walker said. “We want to welcome anybody and everybody in that ballpark,” added Brubaker. “They’re saying that we’re using it as a mockery because God calls us to love everybody. He does, he does call us to love everybody. And we do love everybody.” That, however, wasn’t how the message was interpreted by some fans and members of the LGBTQ community. Brubaker has heard more positive feedback since the issue went national, but still, “there’s definitely more negative out there.” Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y) 205
The consequence of the left using underhanded tricks and taking a "by any means necessary" posture is that they are wildly successful, feel super great about what they've done, while the republicans cower in fear.
Posted by: banana Dream - just clearing that up at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (3uBP9) 206
Whisper in my ear about windmills and burkas. Windmills and burkas!!!!
Posted by: Greta at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (l/J0j) 207
Weird.
The England Croatia game is on Peacock and the commentary is in...Spanish. No option to change it. I mean...I get it. But it's still kinda strange. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (Zn6QU) 208
I don't think Greta is attractive, at all, to begin with, and like YD said, she looks like she has special needs and I would feel gross hitting on her even if I was hard up for some lovin'.
Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (oqH4h) 209
205 The consequence of the left using underhanded tricks and taking a "by any means necessary" posture is that they are wildly successful, feel super great about what they've done, while the republicans cower in fear.
Posted by: banana Dream - just clearing that up at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (3uBP9) ===== This is the story of how Trump lost 2024. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (Zn6QU) 210
199 How does the Waffle House scale compare relative to an IHOP or Dennys scale.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (e4LaW) I am a Target 6. Does that help? Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (OoFl2) 211
The loaf pincher
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS) 212
I just don't know how anyone convinces Mitch, Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis, and Cassidy to pass the SAVE Act, especially when three of them are leaving Congress anyway and the fourth is simply a Democrat.
Not even Fetterman will vote for it. Maybe next Congress when three of them have been replaced and maybe we get Whatley instead of Tillis and Paxton instead of Cornyn. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (Zn6QU) Take away their federal pensions and 80% of their current net worth. They have to survive on their pre-Congress pensions and any IRAs and 401(k)s. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (qx7Zg) 213
212 Take away their federal pensions and 80% of their current net worth. They have to survive on their pre-Congress pensions and any IRAs and 401(k)s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (qx7Zg) ====== I don't think that's something Thune could do. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Zn6QU) 214
>>> 207 Weird.
The England Croatia game is on Peacock and the commentary is in...Spanish. No option to change it. I mean...I get it. But it's still kinda strange. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (Zn6QU) Duh, it's for the benefit of HispanicAmerican-Britons. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 04:15 PM (R+iUD) 215
Up to tricks, what willit be next?
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0) 216
THERE ARE TWO DAN SULLIVANS
Posted by: Picard at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (l/J0j) 217
The turd cutter
Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (HcoTw) The bad guy in the first Mad Max movie? Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (PSEDc) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW) 219
216 THERE ARE TWO DAN SULLIVANS
Posted by: Picard at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (l/J0j) ==== 3. There are 3. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Zn6QU) 220
Just a quick perusal of thread. Lotta y'all are down bad.
Posted by: banana Dream - Greta? at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (3uBP9) 221
Take away their federal pensions and 80% of their current net worth. They have to survive on their pre-Congress pensions and any IRAs and 401(k)s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (qx7Zg) There is iron in the words of Hour of the Wolf for all men to see. - Ten Bears Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (LHPAg) 222
If you met her at a bar randomly and had no idea who she was, you’d be buying her drinks.
Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 04:09 PM (e4LaW) If I met her at a bar randomly, I'd be wondering how I found my way to Innsmouth. Posted by: far cry at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (X+NGn) I'd wonder whether I wandered into the Blue Oyster Bar. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (qx7Zg) 223
218 Who won't wear the ribbon? Youse? Youse won't wear the ribbon?
- old Seinfeld Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW) ==== "I can't watch Seinfeld anymore because he said recently that Palestine doesn't exist!" -Medhi Hasan, consumed by politics and the obsession to enslave the west in the name of Islam Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Zn6QU) 224
Where is that game, is it in Mexico?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (n5tGW) 225
I don't think that's something Thune could do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Zn6QU) It's certainly not something that he would do. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e) 226
207 Weird.
The England Croatia game is on Peacock and the commentary is in...Spanish. No option to change it. I mean...I get it. But it's still kinda strange. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:13 PM (Zn6QU) Can you close caption it in English? Good news is goooaaalll is the same no matter what the language. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (OoFl2) 227
224 Where is that game, is it in Mexico?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (n5tGW) ==== Dallas. So, even more making sense! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (Zn6QU) 228
Waiting for a Person of Repair to show up at my house, they/them are already late, but there went a delivery truck leaving my neighbor's place.
*grumble* Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (R+iUD) 229
Wait til "Dan Sullivan" gets busted for CP.
Then the news will be about Senate Candidate Dan Sullivan Busted For CP. Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (kPj/I) 230
> The England Croatia game is on Peacock and the commentary is in...Spanish. No option to change it.
Which reminds me of something. Tripping balls while watching a Chinese kung fu movie that's been poorly overdubbed in Spanish is...strange. Errr.... or so I've heard. Also, watching Smokey and the Bandit with the French overdub is quite entertaining. Once again: or so I've heard. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x) 231
I believe I will dind Seinfeld even more enjoyable knowing Hasan can't watch it.
Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (kZ3dQ) 232
Greta is a 2am Waffle House 4.
She's plain, at best. Posted by: TheJamesMadison I am scoring her a 2am Jack In the Box drive thru 2. But only because I was trying to be kind today to make up for some other crap that happened. OK fine, 1. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (c5cCo) 233
If I met her at a bar randomly, I'd roofie her, and then use hypnosis to turn her away from lefty dogma. I'm on a mission.
Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: Community Notes at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (a4flb) 235
Greta is unfuckable
Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:18 PM (HcoTw) 236
I just have the sound off for the problematic game of whiteness.
Nice penalty shot tho. Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2026 04:19 PM (kPj/I) 237
Take away their federal pensions and 80% of their current net worth. They have to survive on their pre-Congress pensions and any IRAs and 401(k)s.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (qx7Zg) Repair what? Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2026 04:19 PM (LHPAg) 238
Time for something better than Greta
https://youtube.com/shorts/eaH-FCQG0Cc (Low bar, I know, but she easily clears it. Sounds nice, too. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 04:19 PM (qx7Zg) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 04:19 PM (/QHx4) 240
>>> This is the story of how Trump lost 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:14 PM (Zn6QU) I honestly don't consider Trump a Republican. He's better than that. Which is one of my issues with donating money as a consequence of the 15 bajillion messages I get from him. That it all goes to winred to waste on those losers. I would donate directly to Trump. Or I would donate to winred if there was a stipulation that at certain $ points a certain number of R pols would get publicly flogged. I Would be super interested in donating. Posted by: banana Dream - Greta? at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (3uBP9) 241
"The turd cutter"
Blowout preventer. I learned that from watching "Deepwater Horizon" (2016). Recommended. Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (Jr5Lq) 242
225 I don't think that's something Thune could do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:15 PM (Zn6QU) It's certainly not something that he would do. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 17, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e) ===== I think the simple fact of the matter is that majority leader in the Senate has FAR fewer tools to use against recalcitrant senators than House leadership does against House members. If you have 4 senators in a 53 seat caucus who will not vote for what the president of the same party wants, well, if they're not worried about their next election, then there's nothing leadership can do. Lead a primary challenge? That's a quick way to lose any leadership role. Essentially, the Senate seems like a black box from the outside. People assume Thune doesn't want it passed because he won't. That may be true, but it may also be that he simply can't get the votes because of the actual senators he's leading. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (Zn6QU) 243
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too Whenever we go out The people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Da-da-da-da la-la-la-la 🤣 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v) 244
See, this is why Americans have no use for international soccer: Regional rivalries. We want to see Chicago clobber Cincinnati, or Cincinnati clobber Chicago. We don't care about either Chicago or Cincinnati clobbering Cameroon.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ) 245
I heard Ben Affleck banged Greta in an uncomfortable place.
Posted by: far cry at June 17, 2026 04:21 PM (X+NGn) 246
Kenny Wayne Shepard in 4.5 hours in ABQ! I am dying here in anticipation. The core of the show is the entire Ledbetter album which, checks notes, is smoking great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 17, 2026 04:21 PM (c5cCo) Posted by: banana Dream - Greta? at June 17, 2026 04:22 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2026 04:22 PM (G0vdT) 249
244 See, this is why Americans have no use for international soccer: Regional rivalries. We want to see Chicago clobber Cincinnati, or Cincinnati clobber Chicago. We don't care about either Chicago or Cincinnati clobbering Cameroon.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ) ==== I'm just kind of interested to see if US goes up against England after the group matches. US would have to actually get past the group matches which apparently would be a big thing on its own. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:22 PM (Zn6QU) 250
Far as I know England and Croatia have no beef.
If it was England and Fr*nce... Posted by: gKWVE at June 17, 2026 04:22 PM (kPj/I) 251
246 Kenny Wayne Shepard in 4.5 hours in ABQ! I am dying here in anticipation. The core of the show is the entire Ledbetter album which, checks notes, is smoking great
Will do that song, Blue Ball Sack? Posted by: Contestant 2 at June 17, 2026 04:22 PM (HcoTw) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2026 04:23 PM (OYsYV) 253
I have the new hip. Tye pain pills haven't worn off yet so I cannot be held responsible for any of my comments... even ones that say bl@zer!
The meds will wear off, and the pain will be there, but right now I'm feeling good! Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2026 04:23 PM (kZ3dQ) 254
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Zn6QU)
I'm not falling for that shit. Posted by: Picard at June 17, 2026 04:23 PM (vE0+H) 255
BARRACK HUSSIEN OBAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST 0.5 BLACK PRESIDENT EVVVVVVVVA !!!!!! The Barry Soetoro Presidential Center was billed as a lasting legacy to former President Soetoro, and its construction was touted as an ambitious model built with aggressive goals for minority-owned and local businesses. But now, some of the very subcontractors who helped build the 19.3-acre campus on Chicago’s South Side say they are facing financial ruin as they race to recover millions of dollars they claim remain unpaid ahead of the center's grand opening Friday. Overall construction costs were reported to be $830 million in 2021 and have likely climbed past the $1 billion mark. Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 04:24 PM (YnF8s) 256
254 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Zn6QU)
I'm not falling for that shit. Posted by: Picard at June 17, 2026 04:23 PM (vE0+H) ==== Patrick Steward would have killed that line. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:24 PM (Zn6QU) 257
Israel is mad at Trump. Seems the U.S. is not doing their bidding. If Israel wants to take out Iran why don't they go for it? We are their ally not their armed forces.
Posted by: Case at June 17, 2026 03:59 PM (IY9No) Mark Levin is beside himself as well. He thinks Trump is being overly critical of Netanyahu and that is damaging the MAGA brand with the base. Because unwavering support of Israel and Netanyahu is a core principle of MAGA or something. Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (rbvCR) 258
244 See, this is why Americans have no use for international soccer: Regional rivalries. We want to see Chicago clobber Cincinnati, or Cincinnati clobber Chicago. We don't care about either Chicago or Cincinnati clobbering Cameroon.
Posted by: Bulg at June 17, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ) --- I cheer for Team USA in all sports, but soccer the least of all of them because we're usually just not that good and also because soccer is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys and incredibly boring to boot. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (oqH4h) 259
246. Posted by Alteria Pilgram
Had no idea he was married (2006) to Mel Gibson's daughter & they have six children. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (/QHx4) 261
257 Mark Levin is beside himself as well. He thinks Trump is being overly critical of Netanyahu and that is damaging the MAGA brand with the base.
Because unwavering support of Israel and Netanyahu is a core principle of MAGA or something. Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (rbvCR) ==== I think Levin would be surprised to learn that the base survives on vibes, not specifics. And the vibes aren't necessarily coming from him or the perpetually online. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 04:26 PM (Zn6QU) 262
@8
>>I'm hoping California will be finished counting THEIR votes by Juneteenth just to mark the holiday. Not a chance, the counting will continue until the middle of July. Also of note, just a little over 14pct of registered LA voters voted in the selection. And they have either stopped posting tabulations or they are holding out for a massive dump sometime later this month or early July. Bass has 292k votes tabulated out of a registered voter base of nearly 6m people. Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2026 04:27 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Asking for a friend at June 17, 2026 04:27 PM (HTcxi) 264
You always have to root for Camaroon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 17, 2026 04:28 PM (XV/Pl) 265
If you meet Greta in a bar and don't stomp up to her, point accusingly and belt out "HOW DARE YOU!!!!" , you are letting the rest of us down.
Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2026 04:28 PM (dIske) 266
Mark Levin is beside himself as well. He thinks Trump is being overly critical of Netanyahu and that is damaging the MAGA brand with the base.
Because unwavering support of Israel and Netanyahu is a core principle of MAGA or something. Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2026 04:25 PM (rbvCR) ------ Levin lost the plot years ago. He's an old-time neocon warhawk, and despite his repeated protestations to the contrary, he's a complete homer for Israel. If it were up to him we would have invaded. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04:29 PM (oqH4h) 267
Bro, she's retarded and FAS face.
No way. It's not quite criminal but it ought to be. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2) "Make every love affair special" they said, but NOOOooo. Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2026 04:30 PM (rbvCR) 268
I cheer for Team USA in all sports, but soccer the least of all of them because we're usually just not that good and also because soccer is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys and incredibly boring to boot. Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2026 04: But we actually won our first game, go USA. Okay, that aside, Argentina is going to take it. Maybe. Probably. Messi is just superhuman. Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2026 04:33 PM (OoFl2) 269
You guys are discriminating.
Posted by: Another Dan Sullivan at June 17, 2026 04:33 PM (4NO2D) 270
This is my brother Dan and my other brother Dan.
Posted by: Dan's sister at June 17, 2026 04:34 PM (HTcxi) 271
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2026 04:33 PM (OoFl2)
______________________ I'm hardcore rooting for them because of what the crowd did at the first match. More than half the stadium was yelling out in unison: "IT'S CALLED SOCCER!!! IT'S CALLED SOCCER!!!" Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske) 272
I think Levin would be surprised to learn that the base survives on vibes, not specifics. And the vibes aren't necessarily coming from him or the perpetually online.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======== Media types are more cossetted than politicians and they don't associate with the hoi polloi even if they are 'conservative' media. Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv) 273
253 I have the new hip. Tye pain pills haven't worn off yet so I cannot be held responsible for any of my comments... even ones that say bl@zer!
The meds will wear off, and the pain will be there, but right now I'm feeling good! Posted by: 496 ====== Good on you. Just make sure to take the pain pills as prescribed so you get maximum use out of pt. and be able to sleep at night. It hurts a lot when you start and pain pills buffer that. Usually when the prescription is done, then you can transition to the NSAIDS. Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv) 274
Man. I got the girl a kitten. I remember getting kittens as a kid and it was exciting. But this kid is losing her mind. I had to bring her into the office while her mom drives my brother to the airport. She is flipping shit. "WHERE'S MY CAT I WANT MY CAT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!"
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