Dogs and Cats At Play Cafe

Prague
Miro Marsik

Electronic puppysitter.

A cat enjoys the World Cup while in some kind of cat-traption.

Making your dog play Animal Dress-Up.

Rescuing a dog caught in powerful flood.

Dog just needs five, guys.

Cats hate all toys except the rando objects they decide are toys. Here, it seems to be some ice from a bucket.

it's
spring -- when the world is puddle-wonderful

The hunted becomes the hunter.

Politics.

Baby wants to make sure everyone gets a treat.

Dogs' First Meet Up with New Members of Family ' Cute Babies ' pic.twitter.com/49hdOZAsyX
— Olesya (@Olesya724 June 15, 2026

Pupper living the best life..🐕😊 pic.twitter.com/SQD4cd4HsJ
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 16, 2026

Dog protecting its owner.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/leJY55oHu2
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 16, 2026

Orange cat activities..🐈🐾 pic.twitter.com/qPzXg1hp49
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 16, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:00 PM

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1 Hey!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ExV1e)

2 I noodled.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (ExV1e)

3 They don't show up in photos, but there are 3 vampires in the top pic.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

4 wevt3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (XJ22o)

5
I can't believe how much content I lazily scrolled over before I realized I was sitting at the top.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (XJ22o)

6
I thought that lion was going to unwind a giant roll of toilet paper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:06 PM (XJ22o)

7 >replacing the Cross of Christ with a weathervane
Sure this isn't Starmer's London?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:06 PM (/wizo)

8 Dogs are wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:07 PM (zZu0s)

9 Cafe! Woohoo!

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:07 PM (OoFl2)

10 I could have been first but I was decimating a pack of graham crackers.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

11 Tapas night! Wash your hands¡ please.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (OoFl2)

12
The well went out this morning and I had to call for service. We had to replace the contact switch, which was fun to do in the pouring rain. Of course, the rain stopped the moment he left.

I called at 8:00 and he came at 9:30; they're really an excellent service. We've been using them for many years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

13 Thanks Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:09 PM (B0dAE)

14 What's funny imagining the puzzled reactions of the left-fascist governments, NGOs , nonprofits and other orgnizations tasked with monitoring "alt-right hate sites" for later punishment, imprisonment or banning once they get back in power to Ace's aily puppy-m and kitten-videos. Is it a secret code?, they wonder? Communicating nt just in dog-whistles, but in kitten-whistles too? How csan we crack the encrypted messages in these mysterious AoS pseudo-innocuous animal posts, which are actually nightly instructions for alt-right terror cells?

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Av6i5)

15 Claire Abernathy's Thursday letter to plastic surgeon Dr. Alan Dulin details her regret over the surgery and describes the physical and emotional toll she continues to experience years later.

Two Words
$$$ $$$

They all had Medicare cheat codes given by the Big govt or Hospital.
We know exactly who ordered, who approved, who cut, and who sign off at every level.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (/+uur)

16
Is it a secret code?, they wonder? Communicating nt just in dog-whistles, but in kitten-whistles too? How csan we crack the encrypted messages in these mysterious AoS pseudo-innocuous animal posts, which are actually nightly instructions for alt-right terror cells?

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Av6i5)

____________

Know who else liked dogs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (O0L8i)

17
I'm becoming the old man yells at cloud meme, literally, tonight. Cloudy as hell, and has been at sunset almost continuously since the end of May. I couldn't see the Venus-Jupiter conjunction.

And now, the thin waxing crescent Moon has joined the show on the evening side. It will be below Venus and Jupiter and above Mercury. Any of you with a flat horizon and clear skies this evening will get a show. Mercury will be the hardest to see. The thin Moon will be visible, but just barely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (w6EFb)

18 The well went out this morning and I had to call for service. We had to replace the contact switch, which was fun to do in the pouring rain. Of course, the rain stopped the moment he left.

I called at 8:00 and he came at 9:30; they're really an excellent service. We've been using them for many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

BTDT. In The rain in the desert.. but it was the entire pump. It rained so hard the guys had to shelter for a bit. 480ft of pipe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (B0dAE)

19
In The rain in the desert.. but it was the entire pump. It rained so hard the guys had to shelter for a bit. 480ft of pipe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (B0dAE)

___________

That's my fear, that one day it will be the pump. It's down 640 feet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:15 PM (O0L8i)

20 Claire Abernathy's Thursday letter to plastic surgeon Dr. Alan Dulin details her regret over the surgery and describes the physical and emotional toll she continues to experience years later.

Two Words
$$$ $$$

They all had Medicare cheat codes given by the Big govt or Hospital.
We know exactly who ordered, who approved, who cut, and who sign off at every level.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (/+uur)

And all based on the decision of someone who cannot be trusted to purchase alcohol, or cigarettes, or to rent a car, or to decide to marry, or...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ExV1e)

21 How csan we crack the encrypted messages in these mysterious AoS pseudo-innocuous animal posts, which are actually nightly instructions for alt-right terror cells?
Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM

Was John's mustache long?

Is the chair against the wall?

Are the walls closing in?

Did the chair get smashed when they did?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

22 It's funny how goofy dogs get around babies. Just one of the things that makes dogs great.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (viF8m)

23 Darmok and Gilaed at Tanagra.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

24 The thin Moon will be visible, but just barely.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

We'll be out to see the milky way tonight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:18 PM (B0dAE)

25 The rain in the desert.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM

Saaaaaayyyy what?

Posted by: A horse with no name at June 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

26 That's my fear, that one day it will be the pump. It's down 640 feet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It wasn't cheap...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (B0dAE)

27 Another golden photo, this one in morning.

They are lovely. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (NFX2v)

28 I'm not up on my farm animals, what're those animals (no not the dog) in that politics follow the leader video? Goats cows llamas sheep other?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

29 X is full of Euros posting their reaction to mostly BBQ and Buc-ees and how much the average American is actually pretty friendly. But there's one I saw of some English folks going apey because they saw...a yellow school bus.

"Blimey, mate! I thought that was just Hollywood!"

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:20 PM (l26NL)

30 One of my cats is an ice enjoyer. He comes in whenever I use the ice machine in the fridge and begs for one to play with.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2026 08:20 PM (uhVAy)

31 Darmok and Gilaed at Tanagra.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

Soyjack, his mouth agape.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

32 Saaaaaayyyy what?
Posted by: A horse with no name

He skipped Monsoon season...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:21 PM (B0dAE)

33 New Bucee's opens in AZ on Monday.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (B0dAE)

34 They don't show up in photos, but there are 3 vampires in the top pic.

Within sight of that cross? Oh vey, do you have the wrong vampire!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

35 I'm not up on my farm animals, what're those animals (no not the dog) in that politics follow the leader video? Goats cows llamas sheep other?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

The bellwether? The Judas Goat? Trained hamsters?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (rbvCR)

36 My kittehs are outside keeping an eye on the mockingbirds keeping an eye on them.

It was supposed to rain all day but of course they can't predict weather one day in advance but I'm supposed to be a climate alarmist because someone is predicting things decades into the future.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (GseMx)

37 (For your delectation, a Bluesky post from Mark Hamill):

"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:

I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.

Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏

Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"

(Emojis (including the dromedary(?)) are in the post)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

38 >>Thanks Ace.

sure! You're welcome.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

39 It would be nice to see a lot of doctors get cleaned out and locked, but they're all insured, and we learned from COVID that doctors who butcher people for the regimecare untouchable for criminal malpractice. Anything goes for Party men, as always.

The best thing for a tranny to do would be to shake down the insurer for everything zhe can, and use a cut of the take to hire some Precious Foreigner to behead zher doctor (after bedicking him, naturally).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:25 PM (BI5O2)

40 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1

She despises his white ass.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (GseMx)

41 The thin Moon will be visible, but just barely.
Posted by: publius

Describe Kate Moss dropping trou.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (VHUov)

42 That Hamill, what a rebus.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (rbvCR)

43 Yeah, I typed oy vey, it got autocucumbered to oh vey.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

44
X is full of Euros posting their reaction to mostly BBQ and Buc-ees and how much the average American is actually pretty friendly.

____________

Works both ways. Go to cities and/or touristy places and the natives are often assholes. Get away from there and people are usually nice. If you go trying to find things that are bad, you'll find them. But if you're open minded, there's a lot to enjoy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

45 Okay Mark, take one for the team and give Michelle what she really wants. Barry can sit on the special chair. Everyone will be happy.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:27 PM (/wizo)

46 That Hamill, what a rebus.
Posted by: Kindltot

For fun I recently drew a picture of Mark Hamill on my dog's forehead. You should've seen the Luke on her face.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:28 PM (l26NL)

47 (For your delectation, a Bluesky post from Mark Hamill):

"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:

I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.

Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏

Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"

Mark, he's not going to fuck you. You're just being sad now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (ExV1e)

48 Way padt my bedtime
Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Works both ways. Go to cities and/or touristy places and the natives are often assholes. Get away from there and people are usually nice. If you go trying to find things that are bad, you'll find them. But if you're open minded, there's a lot to enjoy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

I noticed that when I went to Paris a few times. Having lived in Chicago for some time I could see much of the Paris rudeness was just big city manners not unlike the commuting in and out of Chicago.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (uhVAy)

50 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

Studies have shown Americans are the most helpful people in the world to strangers. It doesn't matter if in the big city or small city . Except for NYC which is full of non Americans.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM (GseMx)

51 sheep

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

52 Mark, the only way you can get a date with Big Mike is to defend his honor.

You know what that means.

You're going to have to fight Josh Hokit.

I'm pulling for you buddy. You got this. He's no Darth Vader.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (BI5O2)

53 Studies have shown Americans are the most helpful people in the world to strangers. It doesn't matter if in the big city or small city.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

54
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.

____________

No, she's not a man, but she's a battleax. Pity we Americans just aren't good enough for her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (O0L8i)

55 For your delectation, a Bluesky post from Mark Hamill):

"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:

I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
---
You know how I know that Mark Hamill is a fag? See above

0 for 6.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 08:32 PM (0aYVJ)

56 Vampires in Prague; a very grey area. You have to know exactly what you’re dealing with.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Qw3Dr)

57 I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.

Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏

Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"

Mark, he's not going to fuck you. You're just being sad now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

His scheartz is bigger then yours.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at June 16, 2026 08:33 PM (h6CE+)

58 Had some very good times in Prague. Excellent food!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:34 PM (2WIwB)

59 Orange cat activities..

The cat's got a career in the WWE if he wants it. Leading with a flying drop kick that gently pushes the target.....

Posted by: mikeski breaks kayfabe at June 16, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

60 Anybody who's traveled extensively will tell you Americans are the friendliest people in the world. Bar none. It's not even close. It's bewildering just how pointlessly rude and nasty people in foreign countries are until you get accustomed to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)

61 Only in America could you have a black person elected President twice and still have him and his wife about whine about non existent racism. Fuck him and Mike.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (GseMx)

62 Mark, I am your father.

Posted by: Big Mooch Vader at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (ceJ0R)

63 What's shocking is how good leftard propaganda is. America was a always place people aspired to for a long time, until the Left took the megaphone everywhere and told everyone we're a bunch of selfish rude racist KKK gun toting raping woman beating rapers.

Not that celebrifags and other "stars" are great ambassadors for us, anyway. And forget the ummmm... people... they put on TV.

Point being how do you live in the modern world and not know this is still the best country. Crazy. You wouldn't think the information age would have such great information control but they somehow do. Or maybe the entire world isn't that surprised - and that's just propaganda too.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:36 PM (vE0+H)

64 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

In Mark's defense, that took balls.
Which he's apparently already had removed.

So Mooch can now have a third set.

Hmmm, I wonder how many pictures of Barry and Mooch as children will be in the LIBRARY OF DOOM?

I'm in my computer room now working. Ralphy's on his quilt and blanket. Snowflake is on top of the bookcase looking out the window. Dog and Cat at rest cafe over here...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (Sco7b)

65 Vampires in Prague > Werewolves in London ?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (0sNs1)

66
there's one I saw of some English folks going apey because they saw...a yellow school bus.

"Blimey, mate! I thought that was just Hollywood!"
Posted by: Blutarski

================

lol saw those. Another thing from out of the movies that turns out to be shockingly true: MAILBOXES in front of houses. With the little flags!

I also posted once about it, but MOM-AND-POP DINERS. Waitresses shout "Good morning!" at you when you walk in. Rush to seat you and pour some coffee. "Would you like some bacon with that?" they sing. wot wot wot?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (XJ22o)

67 Dog protecting its owner..

Judo, judog, it's only one letter off. I'm not that good at spelling! I'm a dog, for dog's sake!

Posted by: the protective doggeh at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)

68 I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
-------

Boy they really are still trying to get past Trump's branding of those two six months ago.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)

69
The tragedy is that the Obamas might have done a lot to settle the racial rifts in the country. But he was a prissy little ponce and she was a bag of resentment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

70 But if you're open minded, there's a lot to enjoy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)

We lived in Germany for three years. We found that getting away from the military towns, the people were far more friendly. I had some high school German, so I was basically barely functional. But between their high school English and my high school German, we communicated.

I recall being on a trip to Yugoslavia, and had to speak German or English to the locals. I had a Serbo-Croat phrase book. *Cue the old Monty Python sketch*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (0aYVJ)

71
I do love that skyline in the photo. Those crazy finials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (XJ22o)

72 Americans will fight to be the one to help a tourist who is having trouble with the language.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (GseMx)

73 Granted it was sometime back, but Brit Lass's relatives only knew yellow school buses from The Simpsons.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (vE0+H)

74 "Blimey, mate! I thought that was just Hollywood!"
Posted by: Blutarski

lol saw those. Another thing from out of the movies that turns out to be shockingly true: MAILBOXES in front of houses. With the little flags!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Only 1/3 of the houses I've lived in had those!

One didn't have mail delivery at all. Everyone in that one-horse town ~~drove~~ walked to the post office and got their mail from their PO Box.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (VHUov)

75 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

Their whole purpose was to use their position to inflame racial tensions. Class warfare. From jump. Can't have Marxism without it.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (vE0+H)

76 YouTube vids not playing for me. Hints? Clues?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (XeU6L)

77 the Obamas might have done a lot to ~~settle~~ foment the racial rifts in the country

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Big Mooch Vader at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (ceJ0R)

78 The tragedy is that the Obamas might have done a lot to settle the racial rifts in the country. But he was a prissy little ponce and she was a bag of resentment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

Let's not forget the mother-in-law in the attic. I bet the secret service loved that arrangement.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)

79 Messi was warming up on the pitch.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:42 PM (OoFl2)

80 Awwww...
Dogs and babies.
*sniff*
I miss Joe.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (2WIwB)

81
We don't have mail delivery here.

Mail and Amazon deliveries picked up at the post office.

The post office is very small so Amazon only delivers small packages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (/QHx4)

82 Granted it was sometime back, but Brit Lass's relatives only knew yellow school buses from The Simpsons.
Posted by: ...

But now they've got the "train hits a school bus" meme.

Which they apparently still presume is Pure Hollywood.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (VHUov)

83 *Cue the old Monty Python sketch*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (l26NL)

84 Here's a Water Seeking Dog (WSD) for your entertainment:

https://youtube.com/shorts/uL-BfOnfgCU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (qx7Zg)

85 I like the King of the Hill episode when the Hills went to Japan. Cotton was going to hock a loogey on the Emperor.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:44 PM (GseMx)

86
Falcon 9 launch solar transit with shockwaves visible:
t.ly/6rBGO

And video:
t.ly/go7Eq

You can calculate the speed by eyeballing the half-cone angle of those shockwaves at the nose. That comes out to ~ Mach 2.5.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

87 >>Anybody who's traveled extensively will tell you Americans are the friendliest people in the world. Bar none. It's not even close. It's bewildering just how pointlessly rude and nasty people in foreign countries are until you get accustomed to it.

I've traveled pretty extensively and I think there is some truth to this but I don't think it's all that surprising. I've met tons of friendly people around the world but like everywhere it is with similarly minded people.

But by and large most countries are made up of people who come from generations of people who lived there. Aside from Elizabeth Warren, we all came from other places, some more recently than others, and that tends to make us more welcoming of other new people as long as they don't talk smack or try to tell us how to live.

If you move to Germany you will never be German. Come here, play by the rules and do what is necessary to become an American and happily become one of us and we will welcome you as an American.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m)

88 I do love that skyline in the photo. Those crazy finials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Finland.

Posted by: mikeski or maybe Emily Litella or maybe Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)

89
MLB is fixing to fine any player with a Biblical verse on his cap during Pride games $10,000.

Norfolk: Why can't you do as I did and come with us, for fellowship!

More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (O0L8i)

90 Trump's endorsement bags another #winning: Mike Collins will be the GOP nominee for GA Senate.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (/wizo)

91 Played 17 holes of golf today. The local course I go to closed on of the holes due to some project the county is doing. Drainage has always been a problem at this course so I hope what they are doing works. Played ok till I got on the back 9 and then it was crap golf all the way in. I did walk it. I was reminded how out of shape I'm in.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 08:47 PM (sAmhv)

92 If you move to Germany you will never be German. Come here, play by the rules and do what is necessary to become an American and happily become one of us and we will welcome you as an American.
Posted by: JackStraw

Everywhere else: blood and sand.

Here: bourbon and BBQ.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:48 PM (VHUov)

93 I need to get me a rainbow wig and a John 3:16 sign and go to some pride MLB games. Would confuse the hell out of them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:48 PM (GseMx)

94 You can calculate the speed by eyeballing the half-cone angle of those shockwaves at the nose. That comes out to ~ Mach 2.5.
Posted by: publius

Not showing your work = No Math.

Well played.

Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

95 Played 17 holes of golf today. The local course I go to closed on of the holes due to some project the county is doing. Drainage has always been a problem at this course so I hope what they are doing works. Played ok till I got on the back 9 and then it was crap golf all the way in. I did walk it. I was reminded how out of shape I'm in.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 08:47 PM (sAmhv)

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Did 18 in a Best Ball team format. Won $8 for a closest to the pin. Slow start for me. But after some aiming fluid, I finished well.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

96 selfish rude racist KKK gun toting raping woman beating rapers

No that would be the Muslims. Well, minus the KKK.

Posted by: Basij have the same basic purpose at June 16, 2026 08:52 PM (TbWk/)

97 I need to get me a rainbow wig and a John 3:16 sign and go to some pride MLB games. Would confuse the hell out of them.
Posted by: polynikes

Take a backup sign in case they're not confused enough.

Genesis 19:24, or maybe 25.

Posted by: mikeski might be a little salty at June 16, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

98 >>Everywhere else: blood and sand.

>>Here: bourbon and BBQ.

And ironically enough, when all the talk ends we are much more likely to fight for our country than those who tend to look down on us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

99 >> Not showing your work = No Math.

Shhh. I didn't do it -- you have to measure that angle carefully. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)

100 100!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (xVpNO)

101 another one of the “Vanguard of the Old” is Abraham Hermosillo Alvarez ("Shepherd"): 31 from Omaha.
... presently.
Turns out he's not a US citizen. I'm pretty sure that if he's on a visa, recruiting teenage loser men to do terrorisms is a violation.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (/wizo)

102 Good evening, cafe patron 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks to Ace for tonight's forum.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (xVpNO)

103 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins! Blustery day here. Cloudy, windy, showers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (1z8ji)

104 97 I need to get me a rainbow wig and a John 3:16 sign and go to some pride MLB games. Would confuse the hell out of them.
Posted by: polynikes

Take a backup sign in case they're not confused enough.

Genesis 19:24, or maybe 25.
Posted by: mikeski might be a little salty at June 16, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

Leviticus 18:22

Posted by: They wouldn't like that at all at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (TbWk/)

105
AOP,

We're having hurricane force winds today in SW Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (/QHx4)

106 Okay, I just saw an X post of a bunch of Scottish and German fans loudly singing....American Pie?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)

107 But after some aiming fluid, I finished well.

Heh. That's what we used to call it. Lubrication to induce that "fluid swing".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ceJ0R)

108 >>>The tragedy is that the Obamas might have done a lot to settle the racial rifts in the country. But he was a prissy little ponce and she was a bag of resentment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>Careful. Big Mike is an MMA second-degree boob belt.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (SRceu)

109 Okay, I just saw an X post of a bunch of Scottish and German fans loudly singing....American Pie?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)

I bet they only knew the chorus

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

110 Nebraska Man, Nebraska Man
Doin' the jobs no cornhusker can
On Roblox chats, your kids he'll groom
Then he'll watch them make a boom
Look out! here comes Nebraska Man

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:58 PM (/wizo)

111 109 Okay, I just saw an X post of a bunch of Scottish and German fans loudly singing....American Pie?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)

I bet they only knew the chorus
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

To be fair that's all anybody knows.

Posted by: That Don McLean sure could go on and on at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (TbWk/)

112 One didn't have mail delivery at all. Everyone in that one-horse town drove walked to the post office and got their mail from their PO Box.
Posted by: mikeski
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Same here. Actually, most people stopped in to pick up their mail on Saturday. We moved, so then it was RFD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (XeU6L)

113 The Norwegian uniforms' names and numbers look like Viking runes. Cool.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (l26NL)

114 New Bucee's opens in AZ on Monday.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (B0dAE)

In Goodyear, which is nowhere near any place I am wont to go. Eloy would have been a better choice, or Holbrook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)

115 104: Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 09:00 PM (sAmhv)

116 LOL someone do a wellness check on Errick Errockson.

His endorsement of Doocy didn't overcome Trump's endorsement.

He was crying and dooming on X how Collins was gonna lose the general cause of some goofy made up scandals.

But what really scares him, is now Kemp has no leverage to stop the election investigation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 09:01 PM (73/SM)

117 115 104: Romans 1:18-32
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 09:00 PM (sAmhv)

Also a solid choice.

Posted by: Talarico REALLY hates that one at June 16, 2026 09:03 PM (TbWk/)

118 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins! Blustery day here. Cloudy, windy, showers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (1z8ji)
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Second wave of thunderstorms passing through. Both brought some hail.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

119 What are some of Michelle's accomplishments?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)

120 MLB is fixing to fine any player with a Biblical verse on his cap during Pride games $10,000.

Norfolk: Why can't you do as I did and come with us, for fellowship!

More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (O0L8i)

So is a simple "gas all fags" OK?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:05 PM (1z8ji)

121 In the Round Table of cucks, the Gwarchae Peryglus is reserved for Erik Erikson.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:05 PM (/wizo)

122 Nebraska Man, Nebraska Man
Doin' the jobs no cornhusker can
On Roblox chats, your kids he'll groom
Then he'll watch them make a boom
Look out! here comes Nebraska Man
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:58 PM (/wizo)
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Orange Man, Orange Man,
Orange Man hates Nebraska Man.
They both fight, Orange wins,
Powerful Man, Orange Man.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

123 What are some of Michelle's accomplishments?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)

She was on the cover of Maxxim, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR)

124
We live in a small town in SW Wyoming. Pop 2500.

A couple of years ago one of those Mormon woman soda shops opened. No one is going there.

Our Taco Time closed down a year ago and now someone is opening a smoothie place.

WTH?

I think money laundering is going on. There aren't enough people here that give a shit about smoothies.

This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)

125 What are some of Michelle's accomplishments?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)

Scowling and grift, but mostly scowling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (1z8ji)

126 What are some of Michelle's accomplishments?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
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It's kind of funny that the media got their panties in the twist over her being called a man when the media hyped how big her biceps were.

"No first lady ever had guns like these!"

"Are you saying she's man-like?"

"Bigot!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)

127 I can find a maximum.com photo, but not a cover. Tbf, I am not looking too hard.

I feel weird just typing it in search. My phone is looking at me funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

128 I think money laundering is going on. There aren't enough people here that give a shit about smoothies.

This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)
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We had a Mexican restaurant that did zero business in a high traffic area. One of my friends stopped in on a whim and they glared at him. Shades of the Tarasco Bar in "Desperado."

It closed down and was replaced by...a Chinese restaurant that had no traffic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

129 I doubt Moochelle ever was on Maxim cover. I doubt she was ever pictured in it.

Melania was, because she is pretty, stacked and knows how to look hot. Michelle at her best just looks overstuffed and sweaty.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

130
Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Finland.
Posted by: mikeski or maybe Emily Litella

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And here I thought I was going to be abused by people who knew about architecture, not bad punsters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (XJ22o)

131 We had a Mexican restaurant that did zero business in a high traffic area. One of my friends stopped in on a whim and they glared at him. Shades of the Tarasco Bar in "Desperado."

It closed down and was replaced by...a Chinese restaurant that had no traffic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

Drug distribution sites?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (1z8ji)

132
With a population of 2500 where most people cook at home, I can't figure out how much traffic a smoothie and soda place need to pay the rent.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/QHx4)

133 I have to say, the extended Buscemi monologue in Desperado was one of the finest in cinema history.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/wizo)

134 The tragedy is that the Obamas might have done a lot to settle the racial rifts in the country.

Yeah, but where's the $$$$ in that?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 09:16 PM (vTZFs)

135 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

136
The only franchised chain here is Subway. They are always busy.

It sucks but it is convenient.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:18 PM (/QHx4)

137 111 109 Okay, I just saw an X post of a bunch of Scottish and German fans loudly singing....American Pie?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)

I worked in Hong Kong in the late 80's, and as a side gig, I sang in a German bar. American Pie was the most requested song, after The Boxer and Bridge over troubled water. Not German songs, or anything else continental, they wanted Don McLean and Simon and Garfunkel. Over and over, like toddlers with a Barney song. Hey, it paid for shoe shopping.

Posted by: moki at June 16, 2026 09:19 PM (wLjpr)

138 With a population of 2500 where most people cook at home, I can't figure out how much traffic a smoothie and soda place need to pay the rent.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/QHx4)

Some sort of neighborhood pub might do well. A place where folks can socialize with other townspeople, and drink a pint of beer, or a soda, or iced tea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:19 PM (1z8ji)

139 I guess Subway got past the Jared stuff, huh.
I miss Blimpies. Hell I miss Quizno

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/wizo)

140
A pub here in Mormon country would not do well, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)

141 Messi scores!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (l26NL)

142
There aren't enough people here that give a shit about smoothies.

This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.

Posted by: four seasons

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People get weird ideas about small businesses. "Wouldn't it be great if? Hey, this is the PERFECT location! It's on a corner, and that coffee shop right across the street will attract shoppers."

Someone opened up a second-hand shop for high-quality kids' clothes in my neighborhood. I looked at it on Day One and thought Huh? This area has like 5% homes-with-kids rate -- no one here can afford both a home and a kid. It was gone shortly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 09:21 PM (XJ22o)

143 Ggoooooooaaaaallllll! Messi.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:21 PM (Wmg4n)

144 $$$ $$$

They all had Medicare cheat codes given by
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All the sub groups have classes on this.
What to say, the language, the terms.
How to fill in the questionnaire.
The correct verbiage is the key to the lock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (vC80E)

145
Blonde,

Same here. Two resale shops closed down.

Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (/QHx4)

146 So, what did proponents of Czechoslovak unity say to those in both halves of the country advocating for the Velvet Divorce?

“A Prague on both your houses!”

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

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