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Needledicked Nazi Once Mocked a Teen's Suicide Attempt

Pussy Hustler continues showing he's a New Democrat Man.

Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner appeared to cruelly mock a teen's suicide attempt in a newly resurfaced Reddit post.

The May 2012 Reddit thread begins with a photo of a teenage girl hanging out of an upper-story window, with a young man gripping her arms in an apparent attempt to save her, screenshots of the post showed.

"A girl at my old highschool [sic] tried jumping from a window because her cousin died the day before," the post's caption read. These students saved her. I have hope."

An account belonging to the Nazi-tattoo sporting Maine Senate candidate wasn't sympathetic.

"Someone clearly isn't trying hard enough," a commenter using the name P-Hustle -- Platner's screen name on the platform -- wrote in response.

Some might say that this is just "edgy" Reddit "humor."

I'd respond that many of us have been harassed, censored, debanked, or even fired for similar edgy humor, so why does the National Socialist Shrimpdick get a pass?

In another newly-unearthed Reddit post, Platner -- who had an account on the messaging app Kik which featured a half-naked photo of himself -- joked about expressing his gratitude for porn stars in military fashion.

"Thank you for your cervix," he posted in 2021 in response to a user who said that adult entertainers should be thanked for their service like veterans.

Good Heavens, he really is made of Reddit "jokes" and sexual battery, isn't he?

Yeah I know the allegations so far are about non-sexual battery committed against women, but I imagine the sexual assault allegations are being held until (I think) July 13th, when it will no longer be legal to replace him in the race.

Relatedly: The Democrats' electoral lead looks like it's experiencing shrinkage.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 15, 2026 04:31 PM (CWTWj)

2

He's like a less masculine Hassan Piker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 15, 2026 04:31 PM (et1vG)

3
What a POS

Posted by: four seasons at June 15, 2026 04:31 PM (/QHx4)

4 He's made of Reddit jokes and sexual battery, but mostly sexual battery.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:32 PM (2ocoG)

5 Howdy Ace!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 15, 2026 04:32 PM (Lzhdy)

6 We used to live in a Christian country where not politician would never dread of saying such vile things.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 15, 2026 04:32 PM (qFwJc)

7 Nooded

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 15, 2026 04:32 PM (qx7Zg)

8 What an ass clown

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 04:32 PM (bXbFr)

9
"Attempt" implies failure.

Failure should be mocked.

Posted by: Chief Shakes Fist At Sky at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (+zlOu)

10 "Thank you for your cervix,"..

Glass houses and all that.

On the flip side, nobody is running for office, right?
Right?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (/lPRQ)

11 Maher is fjne with him though

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (bXbFr)

12 where no politician would dream,...

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (qFwJc)

13 Democrat is a sociopath.

Water is wet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (2GVsD)

14 He's like a less masculine Hassan Piker.

I want to say I didn't know that was possible, but Talerico exists.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)

15 I really think the ME senate race is going to end up more closely reflecting 2014 than 2020.

Collins won 2014 by 40 points. She won 2020 by 8.

2020 was covid, Trump, BLM, and the height of the cheat machine.

2026, Collins is up against a dumbass merc nepo-baby fake oyster farmer and fake harbor master with a Nazi tattoo...and no Trump on the ticket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:33 PM (0OHXL)

16 Meanwhile:

A dick with a dick who's mother married into the Norwegian royal family has been convicted of two counts of rape and has been sentenced to FOUR years in prison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (2GVsD)

17 Mostly like he will back to the oyster farm

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (bXbFr)

18 Imma bonk every lib I know over the head with this guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

19 CNN: Dem Lead Much Smaller Than Previous Blue Waves

Generic Congressional Ballot June Polls:
2006: 🔵 Dem +11
2018: 🔵 Dem +10
2026: 🔵 Dem +5

======

Assuming the GCB on the actual results is D+5, Republicans probably keep the House.

D+9 2018 saw Republicans gaining 2 Senate seats, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (0OHXL)

20 I saw this.... grain of salt , a lot can happen between now and November

"270 to Win 2026 House Election: Consensus Forecast

🔴 Republicans: 211
🔵 Democrats: 205
🟡 Tossup: 19

(218 needed for a majority)"

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)

21 The oyster farmer is a pervert and yet Maine wants to elect him to the Senate.

Is there anything good in Maine?

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)

22 Yeah, see...the thing about edgy 4chan humor? It's supposed to be done *anonymously*. Even Reddit, one of the internet's insane asylums full of lefty Boomers, generally understands that. This is "how do you do fellow kids" tryhard shit.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (XpbfV)

23 Maine deserves this A-Hole if he gets elected

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0)

24 He'll win for sure now!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 Platner also insists that he be called an "oysterman", a term no actual oyster farmers use. Apparently there was a failed attempt to make that a thing in the mid 1930s, so I guess he gets all of his schtick from the rise of the Nazis.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)

26 20 I saw this.... grain of salt , a lot can happen between now and November

"270 to Win 2026 House Election: Consensus Forecast

🔴 Republicans: 211
🔵 Democrats: 205
🟡 Tossup: 19

(218 needed for a majority)"

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)

=======

Democrats didn't win all the tossups in 2018, by the way.

GCB shifts do not happen evenly across districts.

A couple of the toss up races listed are Trump+8. Those won't flip.

Nothing over Trump+5 will flip.

Everything we're seeing says that the makeup of the House will be a majority of between 1-5 either direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (0OHXL)

27 What has Graham Platner been doing to the oysters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (2GVsD)

28 These numbers look bad for the Dems and we are just entering the summer violence season. I'm convinced this year will be ugly given the decrease in federal cash to inner cities and the general state of blue areas. That will help the Republicans. Of course they could eff it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ufO5q)

29 27 What has Graham Platner been doing to the oysters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (2GVsD)

====

"What hasn't he done?"
-the oysters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (0OHXL)

30 2026: 🔵 Dem +5


If this is accurate there is no way the dems take the house, let alone the senate especially with the new maps in multiple red states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)

31 Graham Platner was voted 'most likely to start a revolution' by his high school classmates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (2GVsD)

32 Always wanted a pair of LL Bean hunting boots. Never got them.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (1D2Ie)

33 The oyster farmer is a pervert and yet Maine wants to elect him to the Senate.

Maine Democrat primary voters want to elect him. And Democrats nationwide, really. I don't think Maine as a whole is gonna be into that.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

34 He was just a kid of 27 when he made that comment.

Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2026 04:40 PM (VJX5o)

35
I got a Nazi tattoo to honor the children my unit brutally murdered before they could grow up to clear a windowsill like a champion and fall to their timely deaths around age 17.

Only the real winners survive the fall and meet me on my favorite dating websites. Or temporary bathrooms. Whatever.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 15, 2026 04:40 PM (+zlOu)

36 Anyone seen Platner's physical DD-214?

Has any of his military buddies endorsed him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:41 PM (2GVsD)

37 These numbers look bad for the Dems and we are just entering the summer violence season. I'm convinced this year will be ugly given the decrease in federal cash to inner cities and the general state of blue areas. That will help the Republicans. Of course they could eff it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (ufO5q)
----
Are we placing bets on HOW the Republicans will eff it up? Because they do seem to get off on it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

38 Is there anything good in Maine?

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)


Steamers, oysters, lobsters...

But apparently nothing human is worth a damn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2026 04:41 PM (PLxDd)

39 Dude's the perfect poster child for the Democrats. He's everything they are, rolled up into a tidy, if somewhat repulsive package. I'd imagine most of the rank and file hope he wins, will support him if he does. But will stay quiet until then.

Then, there are his current, vocal supporters...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (jehhT)

40 Btw, Ace, as someone who grew up around the German language, I think Korporal Kleinschwanz is my current favorite nickname for the Oysterfurher.

Posted by: pookysgirl with her two marks worth at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (Wt5PA)

41 None of these polls matter except in the 20 or so toss-up districts. Those are the ones I want to see, but I don't even know if those have settled on their candidates yet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)

42 >29 27 What has Graham Platner been doing to the oysters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:38 PM (2GVsD)

====

"What hasn't he done?"
-the oysters

At least I’m getting a break

Posted by: The Chicken at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (dvDDG)

43 The Dems owe Al Franken an apology.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (z7iR0)

44 Is there anything good in Maine?

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)

Steamers, oysters, lobsters...

But apparently nothing human is worth a damn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2026 04:41 PM (PLxDd)
------------
Moose. They're delicious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (amcLV)

45 30 2026: 🔵 Dem +5


If this is accurate there is no way the dems take the house, let alone the senate especially with the new maps in multiple red states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)

=====

GOP won 2 senate seats in 2018 with a D+9 national environment.

Senate races are weird. Turnout tends to reflect partisan makeup of the state overall because the senate races drive up turnout overall, eliminating turnout differential advantages (midterms just seen out of power parties do better, not even Obama's people could reverse it). There are also candidate quality issues that play harder here.

Where are the Senate races of note?

OH? Deep red state. AK? Deep red state. TX? Deep red state. FL? Deep red state.

ME? Long term incumbent who is actually pretty popular. Bet on Collins.

GA? Went to Trump in 2024, plus DOJ focus on Fulton County.

MI? If El-Sayed wins the primary...expect fun.

NC? Last time Cooper won statewide, there were 400,000 more registered Dems than GOP. Now? 10,000 more GOP than Dems. He only won by 250,000 last time. And senate races tend to be more purely partisan without incumbents (think MD and Larry Hogan in 24).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:42 PM (0OHXL)

46 This guy would be a hot mess in DC.
Heck, he’d flame out faster than Katie whatsherface who was in a “throne,” Congresswoman from CA.

One person who must be loving this is Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (4KUe5)

47 Do these odds makers not realize how many seats Republicans got from redistricting?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m)

48 He's like a less masculine Hassan Piker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 15, 2026 04:31 PM (et1vG)

Actually, he seems quite different than Hasan. They're both commies though.

Hasan is deeply insecure. Almost all of his actions and ticks are explained by it.

Platner has the opposite problem. He has the brazen confidence of the retard. He has done all this shit and figures, Yolo and just is going to try to brazen it out.

Platner wouldnt be a good candidate to go over the top against entrenched machine guns. More likely he would stay behind and make jokes about the guys who did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

49 Corporal is too good a rank for him. Besides it was the rank of a certain Austrian painter.

Pvt 3rd class.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

50 33 The oyster farmer is a pervert and yet Maine wants to elect him to the Senate.

Maine Democrat primary voters want to elect him. And Democrats nationwide, really. I don't think Maine as a whole is gonna be into that.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

====

The 40% of the ME electorate who are registered independents will say that Collins bring home the bacon enough to vote for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (0OHXL)

51 BTW, if anyone here actually *is* a teenage girl who survived a window-fall and likes Central European porno, make sure to hit me up on Kik, we can save democracy together and chill

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (+zlOu)

52 Tousi worth checking out right now.

Apparently things are going sideways in Iran right now.

The Iranians see the agreement as a surrender now that they know what the real deal is.

Some diabolical genius is behind all this.

Posted by: pawn at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (+rSJz)

53 That’s “throuple not throne.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (4KUe5)

54 These polls are worse than they appear ......

They only poll Democrat friendly people and only get the following numbers ....

Percentage of Dems/Ind (Deep Blue Cities) polled probably 60-80% and Conservative probably 20% at the most..

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Dsp/g)

55 🔴 Republicans: 211
🔵 Democrats: 205
🟡 Tossup: 19

(218 needed for a majority)"

Posted by: runner
=======


Everything we're seeing says that the makeup of the House will be a majority of between 1-5 either direction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
The time bomb is how much Democrat voter fraud might be revealed and stopped in November. Just Scotus, which is likely to do os, forbidding counting votes past election day is likely to kill a couple of Dem House and perhaps even Senate victories. We also do not know what the effect of eliminating illegals/dead voters or discouraging them that are still on the rolls from voting will do.

And events including the economy are more likely to be positive for Trump and the GOP than negative going forward for the next five months or so.

Frankly I see more downsides for the Dems than upsides in the next few months, worse if the teen takeover chimpouts keep occurring and some Dems are frogmarched into criminal courts for voter fraud or Russia Russia. It also appears that the obverse of 2010 is in action--the Dems are picking the oddball DSA types while teh GOP candidates are by and large normal pols.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)

56 Meanwhile:

A dick with a dick who's mother married into the Norwegian royal family has been convicted of two counts of rape and has been sentenced to FOUR years in prison.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I read that. The kid has a face that looks like it needs a good punching and the rest of him a right good beat down. Maybe the guys in lock up will oblige. Probably mommy has made arrangements for private accommodations with his own courtyard for exercise and sunshine.

Posted by: Cheri at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (oiNtH)

57 Clearly Mitch McConnell is not trying hard enough.

Posted by: Beelzebub at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (ZR74N)

58 "Thank you for your cervix," he posted in 2021 in response to a user who said that adult entertainers should be thanked for their service like veterans.

It's funny because "cervix" sounds sort of like "service".

What a colossal tool. I mean that in the "asshole" way, not the "man unit" way, because, you know, he's a shrimpdick.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

59 54 These polls are worse than they appear ......

They only poll Democrat friendly people and only get the following numbers ....

Percentage of Dems/Ind (Deep Blue Cities) polled probably 60-80% and Conservative probably 20% at the most..

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 15, 2026 04:44 PM (Dsp/g)

=======

It's a known phenomenon called response bias.

Progressives just tend to stay on the phone will pollsters more outside of election season.

It's why the races always "tighten" or "shift right" the closer we get to the election. It's not that the electorate suddenly moves 5-10 points to the right. It's that the response bias issue gets sorted out by conservatives just talking to pollsters more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (0OHXL)

60 Is it really Maine who supports this guy, or is he getting a majority out of state donations?

I’ve seen locals being interviewed waving off his “mistakes,” or whatever, but is there really strong support? Sheesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (4KUe5)

61 Does Graham Platner use a penis pump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD)

62 Has anyone asked the great white oligarch hunter Sanders to defend what his pet Nazi in Maine is into?

I didn't think so.

Posted by: Cheri at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (oiNtH)

63 Do these odds makers not realize how many seats Republicans got from redistricting?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m)

Fools.
They're all fools.

Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (lCppi)

64 What a colossal tool. I mean that in the "asshole" way, not the "man unit" way, because, you know, he's a shrimpdick.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

On a pornstar he'd just have to give one lip hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)

65 55
Frankly I see more downsides for the Dems than upsides in the next few months, worse if the teen takeover chimpouts keep occurring and some Dems are frogmarched into criminal courts for voter fraud or Russia Russia. It also appears that the obverse of 2010 is in action--the Dems are picking the oddball DSA types while teh GOP candidates are by and large normal pols.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)

======

I know of the known unknowns, but I just can't include them in my thinking.

I have no idea how they'll effect things or how much.

But I'm very open to the idea that things will shift noticeably because of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:47 PM (0OHXL)

66 The women like him because he's covered with mussels.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2026 04:47 PM (pgwLI)

67 Teen takeovers?

I think of the scenes from Akira.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD)

68 We've managed to schuck a surprising number of oyester puns since Maine became a topic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

69 Platner's scumminess is covering up the fact that he appears to be stupid. Listening to him talk and it's only warmed over Bernie crap. Haven't seen him think on his feet once. Even when confronted he says things like "I'm a vet and I support vets"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (ufO5q)

70 Anyone in ME able to tell us if Collins is making use out of his utterly contemptable and vile comments in her ads?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (qBdHI)

71 The women like him because he's covered with mussels.

So he's six feet tall and comes from the land down under?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

72 70 Anyone in ME able to tell us if Collins is making use out of his utterly contemptable and vile comments in her ads?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (qBdHI)

====

She won't start until mid-July.

Then they can't switch him out if he chooses to bow out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (0OHXL)

73 Btw, Ace, as someone who grew up around the German language, I think Korporal Kleinschwanz is my current favorite nickname for the Oysterfurher.

It's not German, but I'd have to go with Shame Noodle, or SchamNudel if you prefer.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

74 We've managed to schuck a surprising number of oyester puns since Maine became a topic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

Are you trying to get us steamed??

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 04:50 PM (Oy/m2)

75 Are we placing bets on HOW the Republicans will eff it up? Because they do seem to get off on it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
========
That is because Mitch's scheme to sell GOP votes out to Schumer only works with tight margins in the Senate like 52-48 etc. And I think Cassidy and Cornyn losing plus others retiring like Mitch, Daines, Lummus, Ernst, etc. leaves less for Thune to work with going forward plus is a powerful discouragement to take on Trump going forward. Revenge votes will only take you so far before it starts hurting your future lobbyist career for the likes of Tillis, Cornyn, and Cassidy.

And that leaves Murcow's ass hanging in the wind in 2028 if Alaska gets rid of Ranked Choice Voting this election.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

76 I've got issues with Susan Collins, but given that she's running against a porta-potty masturbating, girlfriend abusing, Nazi-tattooed, philandering, pedophile app subscribing, veteran taunting, POS, I think I'd vote for her.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 15, 2026 04:50 PM (MNCvZ)

77 Even when confronted he says things like "I'm a vet and I support vets"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (ufO5q)

Vets good, so im really saying im good. I like that.
'G. Platner

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)

78 Does Graham Platner use a penis pump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD)

Stop disrespecting my war wound. After I had a consensual, very dramatic rescue of an Iraqi teenager in a latrine that resulted in genital sepsis, I received a purple heart along with my pneumatic testicular implants, and I'm proud of that.

Shame on you.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 15, 2026 04:50 PM (+zlOu)

79 Is it really Maine who supports this guy, or is he getting a majority out of state donations?

I’ve seen locals being interviewed waving off his “mistakes,” or whatever, but is there really strong support? Sheesh.

===

I looked at how many people voted for him...around 160K. I don't know, can Collins beat that ???

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3)

80 re: Planter's "I'm a vet" spiel.

Perfect retort - "So was Benedict Arnold."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)

81 Tousi worth checking out right now.

Apparently things are going sideways in Iran right now.

The Iranians see the agreement as a surrender now that they know what the real deal is.


Do the Iranian people see it that way, or just the IRGC?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (Riz8t)

82 She won't start until mid-July.

Then they can't switch him out if he chooses to bow out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Yep. Summer season a lot of people are not paying attention anyway. I'd imagine the heavy oppo stuff from Collins will come down nearer to Labor Day.

As in soliciting kids and sending them dick pics via Kik.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)

83 Platner keeps quahogging the spotlight from Collin’s, to his detriment!

Better to clam it, buddy!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (4KUe5)

84 Anyone in ME able to tell us if Collins is making use out of his utterly contemptable and vile comments in her ads?
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2026 04:49 PM (qBdHI)

As ace alluded to above, I think she is holding fire until he 'can't' be replaced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (zZu0s)

85 She won't start until mid-July.

Then they can't switch him out if he chooses to bow out.



Since when do "rules" mean anything to Democrats?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)

86 @61 that made me laugh. I thought of Austin Powers and came up with Platner saying "that's not mine". He's then shown the Graham Platner endorsed penis pump sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (ufO5q)

87 82 Yep. Summer season a lot of people are not paying attention anyway. I'd imagine the heavy oppo stuff from Collins will come down nearer to Labor Day.

As in soliciting kids and sending them dick pics via Kik.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)

====

I'm still betting on him being guilty of murder of civilians during his employ at Blackwater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (0OHXL)

88 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)

89 Got my nap i needed

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

90 81 Tousi worth checking out right now.

Apparently things are going sideways in Iran right now.

The Iranians see the agreement as a surrender now that they know what the real deal is.


Do the Iranian people see it that way, or just the IRGC?
Posted by: Archimedes

I think everything will be garbled for awhile. The IRGC kept the internet off in Iran for along time but they finally relaxed a bit for their regime supporters. That means that the regime supporters can see online what the US is claiming and comparing it with their esteemed leaders. Cat among the pigeons that is.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)

91 He liked the Penis Pump Company so much, he bought it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)

92 85 She won't start until mid-July.

Then they can't switch him out if he chooses to bow out.


Since when do "rules" mean anything to Democrats?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)

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I wouldn't expect Collins to take Democrats switch out Platner for someone else against state law laying down.

She's not the lone Republican elected official at the federal level because she plays nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (0OHXL)

93 88 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He's a chowderhead.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)

94 I'd imagine the heavy oppo stuff from Collins will come down nearer to Labor Day.

As in soliciting kids and sending them dick pics via Kik.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)

====

I'm still betting on him being guilty of murder of civilians during his employ at Blackwater.




I'm guessing he's in a Bruce Springsteen fan club.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

95 He liked the Penis Pump Company so much, he bought it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)
----
Were they Swedish-made? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at June 15, 2026 04:54 PM (gnNyN)

96 He’s a real chowder head, I tells ya!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:54 PM (4KUe5)

97 'Genital Sepsis' is a good one.

Gah.

Did they open for Pussy Riot? Or the other way around?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 15, 2026 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

98 Republicans kept control of the House in 2002.
Democrats kept control of the House in 2022, and also didn’t lose a single senate seat.

It’s not impossible that the GOP manages to keep control, despite some Republicans trying their hardest to make it happen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 15, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

99 Paul lepage the fmr governor is runnjng for the house hes maga

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (bXbFr)

100 Oh yeah

Blackwater was the Totenkopf during Chimpy McBushHitler time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (2GVsD)

101 Collins consistently got over 400k votes in the last 3 Seantorial elections (2008-2020). Just saying.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)

102 Since when do "rules" mean anything to Democrats?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)

=====

I wouldn't expect Collins to take Democrats switch out Platner for someone else against state law laying down.

She's not the lone Republican elected official at the federal level because she plays nice.



I'll allow it.

Posted by: Judge Moana Lowa at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

103 General Sepsis was in charge of Major Fuckup.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (2GVsD)

104 These numbers look bad for the Dems and we are just entering the summer violence season.

I expect organized Dem violence (Antifa) will be muted given the funders are now afraid Scott Bessant will show up with a subpoena. But the chimpouts by the "youths" will probably ramp way up to compensate.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (2ocoG)

105 I know of the known unknowns, but I just can't include them in my thinking.

I have no idea how they'll effect things or how much.

But I'm very open to the idea that things will shift noticeably because of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:47 PM


One thing that I know is that I have not heard any serious democrats trotting out the "blue wave" phrase yet. With the price of gas and inflation creeping up they should have started on the blue wave bull$hit by this point and they haven't.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (0N4FZ)

106 He's a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi man
bump and grind
He's a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi man
rips Chippendale pants off
Nazi, Nazi, Nazi man

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (pMmVV)

107
101 Collins consistently got over 400k votes in the last 3 Seantorial elections (2008-2020). Just saying.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)

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Dedicated Democrat partisans who vote every election will vote for Platner no matter what. It's what partisans do.

It's the Democrat voters who only show up 1-3 out of every 4 elections that are in question.

"I would, but Platner just doesn't excite me." or "I would, but Platner is not my kind of Democrat." or "I would, but I got high."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (0OHXL)

108 Back from the vet.

News...nothing on B-52

CNN - UFC vapors - all about Trump...yawn

CBC - the world can breathe a sigh of relief as Canada supports the Iran deal. At 5pm, maybe they'll tell us who gives a crap.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

109 So, very likely Platner will get slightly over 100K, and Collins over 400k.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)

110 Dedicated Democrat partisans who vote every election will vote for Platner no matter what. It's what partisans do.

It's the Democrat voters who only show up 1-3 out of every 4 elections that are in question.

"I would, but Platner just doesn't excite me." or "I would, but Platner is not my kind of Democrat." or "I would, but I got high."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (0OHXL)

They max out at 200K. And that's for normal people! Not nazi freaks.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)

111 His gaffes are going to hang him by his littleneck.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:57 PM (4KUe5)

112 110
They max out at 200K. And that's for normal people! Not nazi freaks.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:57 PM (GD0B3)

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But then there's the 40% of registered independents. Most of whom will be partisans in all but name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (0OHXL)

113 Even during the big cheat of 2020, her competition could not catch her.

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (GD0B3)

114 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Aw, shucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (F8sQr)

115
More coming out on Jennifer's non-profit:

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
·
1h
BREAKING: The DOJ is investigating Gavin Newsom and his wife Jennifer Newsom

🚨 Jennifer Newsom has funneled nearly $4 MILLION DOLLARS to herself from her nonprofit funded by Gavin Newsom’s donors

- Jennifer Newsom’s nonprofit, The Representation Project, is funded in large by Gavin Newsom’s political donors
- Jennifer Newsom has taken $1.8 million in salary
- She sent $2.1 million more to her production company ‘Girls Club Entertainment” funneled from the nonprofit

Textbook money laundering

Posted by: beckster at June 15, 2026 04:59 PM (kX27y)

116 How’s he going to Clamato this hole he’s dug himself into?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 04:59 PM (4KUe5)

117 Oh, Platner is a gift that keeps on giving.

He should embrace his bad boy of the Democratic Party but realistically he's behind even most of the women.

Omar - immigration fraud and fraud
Hillary - we can only imagine
Pelosi - $10 million net worth on her salary - sure

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 15, 2026 05:00 PM (Sco7b)

118 Kamala must be cackling like a hyena watching Newsom twist in the wind.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (viF8m)

119 Is there anything good in Maine?

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)


Friend of mine truly loves living in Madawaska. Lord knows why.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)

120 But then there's the 40% of registered independents. Most of whom will be partisans in all but name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (0OHXL)



Meaning what? that they will for Platner? What happened to TJM of 72 hours ago, who argued that all the polls in Maine are famously unreliable, and that Collins ends up ahead on election day ?

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (GD0B3)

121 a month or so ago, I recall reading the Dems needed a +10 on the generic congressional ballot to take the House.
And then a spate of polls magically came out showing the Dems had a +10 lead.

Because of redistricting, the R need only 2 of the toss-ups to hold the House.

A summer of "America, HELL YEAH!!" from Trump while the Dems whine "that's not inclusive enough for transexual two-spirit indigenous persons of color!!" should really help the Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (73/SM)

122 Start a global trade war, threaten your own allies, then start an actual war, lose the war, celebrate higher prices for everyone, and still 47.5% of the voting population supports you.
This is it, the USA is at absolute rock bottom.

as a Canadian, what do the Republicans need to do to crash hard? In the span of a month, our right-wing party went from guaranteed super majority to massive loss, mainly because the leader was supporting Trump.

FOX News needs to stop churning propaganda and start reporting actual news and facts. If that doesn't happen then all the morons that watch it have no idea what is really happening in the country.

In 2010 GOP had a 7 point advantage that turned into a 67 House seat majority.

cherry picked point. 2018 is when we really became polarized and liberals hated trump more than independents did. Turnout was also crazy. After racist Republican gerrymandering, +5% Dem is nothing.

The Epstein class has already decided that what comes next is Newsom v Vance.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (ycI94)

123 Yeah he reminds of the psycho killer in mex steel

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (bXbFr)

124 Unless the "leaders" of Iran face what the Japanese and German regimes did in 1945, which, in essence, was surrender or die, this "deal" is worthless and will quickly crumble.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (zeLd4)

125 >>> 108 Back from the vet.

News...nothing on B-52

CNN - UFC vapors - all about Trump...yawn

CBC - the world can breathe a sigh of relief as Canada supports the Iran deal. At 5pm, maybe they'll tell us who gives a crap.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 15, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

I hope The Donald has a desert with *three* scoops of ice cream on Independence Day.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (R+iUD)

126 It is just Reddit humor, this is dark humor people get up to online or in chat. And I wouldn't vote for ANYONE who did it for Senate LOL.

its not unusual, its just not something I want in our highest leadership. And no I didn't vote for Trump either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (UZCuZ)

127 Even after Healy has resigned from being the Minister of Defense, Keir Starmer's government does not plan to give the MoD any more money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)

128 Heh, I’ve seen clips of Jennifer Newsome explaining how she took the kids on vacation down South to teach them about racism, the patriarchy, etc. juxtaposed with all the viral social media clips of Europeans gushing about how wonderful America and Americans are as they travel the South to see World Cup events.

Really underscores why normies are so enjoying our European guests and their social media posts.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (4KUe5)

129 >>> 115
More coming out on Jennifer's non-profit:

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
·
1h
BREAKING: The DOJ is investigating Gavin Newsom and his wife Jennifer Newsom

🚨 Jennifer Newsom has funneled nearly $4 MILLION DOLLARS to herself from her nonprofit funded by Gavin Newsom’s donors

- Jennifer Newsom’s nonprofit, The Representation Project, is funded in large by Gavin Newsom’s political donors
- Jennifer Newsom has taken $1.8 million in salary
- She sent $2.1 million more to her production company ‘Girls Club Entertainment” funneled from the nonprofit

Textbook money laundering
Posted by: beckster at June 15, 2026 04:59 PM (kX27y)

See, hairgel wasn't lying when he said his wife was supporting women and children; he just neglected to say the 'women and children' were *herself* and their (her?) children.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:04 PM (R+iUD)

130 120 Meaning what? that they will for Platner? What happened to TJM of 72 hours ago, who argued that all the polls in Maine are famously unreliable, and that Collins ends up ahead on election day ?

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (GD0B3)

=======

Did I say that they were partisan Democrats?

Is that what I even implied?

I said that the registered independents will be partisan in all but name, but partisan to whom?

And, being independent, they'll be less likely to vote in every election because they'll have a fig leaf of "I don't have to vote for every person with the label I obviously adhere to."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:04 PM (0OHXL)

131 Will someone rid us of the dude who can thread popcorn for the Christmas tree with his dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (snZF9)

132 Four days ago the FBI raided Contra Costa county CA's assessor and deputy assessor's homes and their offices.

Instead of saying he was innocent, the assessor, Kramer, decried the politization of law enforcement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)

133 Even after Healy has resigned from being the Minister of Defense, Keir Starmer's government does not plan to give the MoD any more money.

Why should he? He's being invaded on purpose already what's the point of a military?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (UZCuZ)

134 What kind of oysters does the oysterman raise? The ones gestated from a chocolate starfish while chumming for portolet blue water brown trout or those that can be harvested from a Coney Island whitefish?

Posted by: Herr Hermann Gooring at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (47/pr)

135 Oppsie ...

>>@ZavalaA
·
41m
>>Update:
There are multiple federal investigations into people around Gov. Newsom, including one related to his wife’s taxes. Probes started last year after whistleblower complaints in CA's government, not politicians in Washington, per AP Source.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (viF8m)

136 A three point generic congressional ballot for the Dems leads to a tie in the house.

But that's before you consider redistricting.

And that's based on high gas prices honestly - as gas prices some down those numbers will shift right.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

137 Vote fraud will be big in November

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0)

138 122 as a Canadian, what do the Republicans need to do to crash hard? In the span of a month, our right-wing party went from guaranteed super majority to massive loss, mainly because the leader was supporting Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 15, 2026 05:01 PM (ycI94)

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Your right wing leader kept saying that he was going to import India, too.

That probably had more to do with the collapse of the opposition's chances in Canada, the fact that they weren't really an opposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (0OHXL)

139 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)

Clams aren't an aphrodisiac. American heros crack open oysters. At middle schools.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (+zlOu)

140 Max steel, (he was on some mutating hormonr)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 05:06 PM (bXbFr)

141 BREAKING: The DOJ is investigating Gavin Newsom and his wife Jennifer Newsom


Oh No, Trump is using his DoJ to go after his political enemies!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 15, 2026 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

142 137 Vote fraud will be big in November

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0)

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Bigger than in 2024 when Democrats controlled the DOJ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:06 PM (0OHXL)

143 136 A three point generic congressional ballot for the Dems leads to a tie in the house.

But that's before you consider redistricting.

And that's based on high gas prices honestly - as gas prices some down those numbers will shift right.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

=====

With redistricting, it's actually probably D+5 that leads to a tie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:07 PM (0OHXL)

144 The dems are not going to win the House or the Senate.

* throws my prophet token on the table*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2026 05:07 PM (5P5DO)

145 It continues to amaze me. The left is obviously and outrageously creepy and nasty and yet every leftist I know is on the left because that's what smart, nice people do.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 15, 2026 05:07 PM (FMtrg)

146 Platner being the "face" of these midterms will be a drag on Dems nationally, I predict he gets shoved out.

It reminds of in 2010 when the Tea Party had some Senate weirdos running that I think tainted the brand.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:08 PM (K7wBJ)

147 144 The dems are not going to win the House or the Senate.

* throws my prophet token on the table*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2026 05:07 PM (5P5DO)

===

The Senate has always been a fever dream.

Democrats need to win all of AK, OH, and TX to have a shot. All three deep red states (at the federal level).

But, that's one thing to give Democrats. They have hope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:08 PM (0OHXL)

148 FCAF has splintered, now the UK is in talks with Italy and Japan for a new fighter by 2035?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (2GVsD)

149 Diesel dropped by $1 a gallon here today

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (5P5DO)

150 >>> 142 137 Vote fraud will be big in November

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0)

======

Bigger than in 2024 when Democrats controlled the DOJ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:06 PM (0OHXL)

One the one hand, USAIDs money has been greatly diminished. On the other, look at the YOLO shenanigans in California with the mayoral election.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (R+iUD)

151 eerr FCAS

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (2GVsD)

152 Ben Ihope not, but know vote fraud will be big, they can't lose any more

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

153 150 One the one hand, USAIDs money has been greatly diminished. On the other, look at the YOLO shenanigans in California with the mayoral election.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (R+iUD)

=======

CA is not a good measure for what Democrats can do with vote rigging nationally.

How does CA's state laws reflect the reality of how voting happens in NC or TX or ME or anywhere else that's not mail in voting only?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:10 PM (0OHXL)

154 >>> 145 It continues to amaze me. The left is obviously and outrageously creepy and nasty and yet every leftist I know is on the left because that's what smart, nice people do.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 15, 2026 05:07 PM (FMtrg)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Operation Mockingbird at June 15, 2026 05:10 PM (R+iUD)

155 R's will hold both despite not deserving to do so. It's pretty clear.

Trump will drag the GOP across yet one more finish line.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 05:10 PM (vE0+H)

156 Did I say that they were partisan Democrats?

Is that what I even implied?

I said that the registered independents will be partisan in all but name, but partisan to whom?

And, being independent, they'll be less likely to vote in every election because they'll have a fig leaf of "I don't have to vote for every person with the label I obviously adhere to."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:04 PM (0OHXL)

Ok, let's look at it another way. Math! Collins consistently got somewhere over 80k in her primary. And 400K on election day. Her dem opponents consistently got around 100k in primary and 100k-200k during general. Question, how do you thing the Independents voted ??

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 05:11 PM (GD0B3)

157 *think, not thing!

Posted by: runner at June 15, 2026 05:11 PM (GD0B3)

158 I think I saw an article "University of VA Sabato's Crystal Ball" sez the dems will win the House and the Senate is 50/50.

LOL

If you want a sign of how bad things really are for the Dems; that guy hasn't been right for, what, over a decade?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2026 05:12 PM (73/SM)

159 It reminds of in 2010 when the Tea Party had some Senate weirdos running that I think tainted the brand.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:08 PM (K7wBJ)

Yup. People think a Nazi pedophile who jerks off in public toilets is weird, but they forget how recently the fascists ran really outr&ecaute; candidates like a Wiccan weirdo and a lady whose kid was retarded.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 15, 2026 05:12 PM (+zlOu)

160 Sorry, Horde, but I need comforting again about my sister’s death.

F**k death.

Posted by: Bulg at June 15, 2026 05:13 PM (77rzZ)

161 Oh fuck I forgot about the fraud (don't ask). After that bs in Cali just now, maybe they won't hold.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 05:13 PM (vE0+H)

162 Try to comprehend the size of the known universe. Every galaxy has billions of stars. There are more galaxies than Graham Platner dicks that can fit in a box of Uncle Ben's.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 15, 2026 05:13 PM (wGerL)

163 I'm sorry Bulg. I'm happy you made up when you did. I do not have a good relationship with the siblings. I believe in a world beyond this one, a good one, so hold on to that.

Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 05:14 PM (vE0+H)

164 2024 GCB: Tie - Results Republicans +8

2022: GCB: R+2 - Results Republicans +8

2020: GCB: D+7 - Results Dems +9

2018: GCB: D+7 - Results Dems +36

2016: GCB: D+1 - Results Reps +47

So +3 isn't going to get it done for the Dems.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

165 >>One the one hand, USAIDs money has been greatly diminished. On the other, look at the YOLO shenanigans in California with the mayoral election.

A lot depends on the DOJ lawsuit against CA for refusing to turn over voter rolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:14 PM (viF8m)

166 127 Even after Healy has resigned from being the Minister of Defense, Keir Starmer's government does not plan to give the MoD any more money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)

Their problem is that their budget is at the limit and the only way to give money to defense is to take it away from welfare.

Labour is not about to reduce welfare, as that's how they're buying most of their votes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 15, 2026 05:15 PM (6ydKt)

167 VDH's big-picture critique of the Iran deal.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9u7bkt

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 15, 2026 05:15 PM (fZiTB)

168 Scratch a few nuclear subs and frigates

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)

169
Yep. From the British government's perspective normal people who aren't on welfare are a way way bigger threat then Russia, Al Qaeda, or random Jihadis beheading people

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:18 PM (sKqQm)

170 That probably had more to do with the collapse of the opposition's chances in Canada, the fact that they weren't really an opposition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't understand...

Posted by: Nigel Farage and Reform at June 15, 2026 05:18 PM (ycI94)

171 Again I have symptoms for people with mental issues and PTSD who are under treatment but are don't want them representing me in Congress . I wouldn't want them on a city counsel seat. We've got an admitted nut right now as Harris County Judge and it's been a disaster.

Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 05:19 PM (GseMx)

172 I'm still betting on him being guilty of murder of civilians during his employ at Blackwater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Perhaps, Platner is unlikely to have an upside surprise but highly likely to have a downside.

But, if you want to play the game on House seats, look at the normal vote, funds raised, candidate experience, whether they represented part of the district as a state rep or senator, and whether the seat is open or not.

It is hard to get reliable media polls on house districts due to difficulty in actually getting a representative sampling of the district (see the Massie race as an example). The good private surveys are really expensive and usually treated as proprietary by the campaign consultants and only trotted out at times to get donor interest if flagging.

And most media polls other than Presidential races suck badly with random error accounting for actually getting numbers right and Kalshi, etc. are downstream of those polls so take any prediction market bullshit on individual races with a grain of salt until the last week or so.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 05:19 PM (E4rtv)

173 Plattner really is everything the left claims not to like. Its almost comical how much he aligns with the crap they throw at MAGA from being a non-gay perv, to being a NAZI, to not giving a shit about other people

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:20 PM (sKqQm)

174 If I'm being honest, I think Dems do take the House. But I think we keep the Senate.

But I'm honestly shocked we're not double digits behind in polling. This "feels" way worse than 2018 did when all dems had was "Russia" BS.

I'm hoping Trump can just focus on doing everything possible to make downticket races successful for GOP.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:20 PM (K7wBJ)

175 Sympathy = symptoms

I still refuse to proofread autocorrect. That's what it wants. Troll AI

Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 05:22 PM (GseMx)

176 But I'm honestly shocked we're not double digits behind in polling. This "feels" way worse than 2018 did when all dems had was "Russia" BS.

The Dems controlled way more of the GOP in 2018.

Thune is questionable but in 2018 they had Ryan and McConnell working with them

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)

177 >>> 153 150 One the one hand, USAIDs money has been greatly diminished. On the other, look at the YOLO shenanigans in California with the mayoral election.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (R+iUD)

=======

CA is not a good measure for what Democrats can do with vote rigging nationally.

How does CA's state laws reflect the reality of how voting happens in NC or TX or ME or anywhere else that's not mail in voting only?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 15, 2026 05:10 PM (0OHXL)

I'm looking less at CA's ludicrous state laws (eg NO BAD ORANGE MAN EMPLOYEES ALLOWED TO LOOK AT OUR STUFF! SO THERE!!) and more at the brazenness (is too a word) of the CA idiots. So I am expecting at least a few cases of even more obvious thievery, but probably *not* enough to win the majority.

Very very annoying though, and hopefully it will becone *entertaining* as Trump's DoJ investigates the crazies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:23 PM (R+iUD)

178 Yes... the Senate is very important. Everyone should fret about as much as possible, so they all feel relieved about its eventual makeup.

Posted by: Octavian at June 15, 2026 05:23 PM (+zlOu)

179 Their problem is that their budget is at the limit and the only way to give money to defense is to take it away from welfare.

Labour is not about to reduce welfare, as that's how they're buying most of their votes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Meanwhile pissing off everyone that pays taxes--the British fiscal policy has hit a brick wall-the irresistable force to raise taxes has hit the brick wall of debt markets and wealthy individuals fleeing UK to avoid tax payments.

Labour is probably dead after this election with Green/Muzzie alliance taking its place. LibLabs might gain a bit but the same sorting is going on the Right between the Rump Tories, Reform, and Restore.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

180 The Dems controlled way more of the GOP in 2018.

Thune is questionable but in 2018 they had Ryan and McConnell working with them
Posted by: 18-1

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That and I think Trump + Covid has really made the media become a non-factor that people openly dismiss.

They used to really be able to move the needle, but it just doesn't work the same way anymore. They've lit their hair on fire too many times.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:24 PM (K7wBJ)

181 How much does the left risk on fake ballots in 2026? Yes they are safe from state level prosecution in blue areas but Trump has signaled he will go after them at the federal level

Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

182 In what way are things worse now for the GOP than in 2018? Aside from leftists constant squealing things seem to be going pretty well.

Meanwhile, Democrats are running Nazis and vegan cowboys and they just lost a number of race based seats.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:25 PM (viF8m)

183 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Aw, shucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (F8sQr)

He thinks he's a geoduck but he's barely a littleneck.

Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2026 05:25 PM (lCppi)

184 >>> 165 >>One the one hand, USAIDs money has been greatly diminished. On the other, look at the YOLO shenanigans in California with the mayoral election.

A lot depends on the DOJ lawsuit against CA for refusing to turn over voter rolls.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:14 PM (viF8m)



"I'm being oppressed! Weaponization of the government against opponents!! REEEEEEE!!!!" -- Newsome, probably

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2026 05:25 PM (R+iUD)

185 176 But I'm honestly shocked we're not double digits behind in polling. This "feels" way worse than 2018 did when all dems had was "Russia" BS.
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It isn't. Quit watching the media as it is bad for digestion and likely a pack of lies anyway.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)

186 The Blade has staked his marker on the GOP holding the House.

We are winning. People are noticing. And the candidates the Dumocraps are running are worse than Gonorrhea. Sure, Gonorrhea votes for more Gonorrhea, but anyone who is even remotely undecided must be utterly repelled by these vile scunts.

We hold the line.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 15, 2026 05:26 PM (qDU1+)

187 The vote rigging in CA does make me nervous because they dont even try to hide it anymore. And everybody just sort of writes it off "because CA".

I hope the DOJ is all over this beyond "let's see voter rolls" as if that's going to do much.

Are the stories true of thousands of GOP voters getting contacted that their votes didn't count? I dont even know what to believe anymore.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:26 PM (K7wBJ)

188 I hope the Left is cheating because if they're not, we have far more crazy people in the country than I thought.

Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 05:26 PM (GseMx)

189
We've got an admitted nut right now as Harris County Judge and it's been a disaster.

Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 05:19 PM (GseMx)

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The Teen Commissar? She's a thin-skinned nutcase. She's been a disaster and will likely be replaced by someone worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 05:27 PM (O0L8i)

190 You all know I deserve some of the credit for decapitating Iran too.

If it were not for my screwing everything up with Iran than Trump would have never had to attack Iran.

Posted by: Barack Hussien Obama at June 15, 2026 05:27 PM (speX7)

191 Meanwhile, Democrats are running Nazis and vegan cowboys and they just lost a number of race based seats.
Posted by: JackStraw

Somehow Glen Campbell's song came to mind but 'Like a Vegan Cowboy' would NOT have been a top hit in 1970's.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)

192
It isn't. Quit watching the media as it is bad for digestion and likely a pack of lies anyway.
Posted by: whig

==

$5-$6 gas, just sayin, it matters.
Inflation is down since Biden but it's still higher than it should be.


2018, the economy was roaring and pretty perfect, yet people still kicked the GOP to the curb.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:27 PM (K7wBJ)

193
Oil is down to $80 a barrel. Hope gas prices follow close behind.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 05:28 PM (O0L8i)

194 Oil is down to $80 a barrel. Hope gas prices follow close behind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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It takes the elevator up and the stairs down.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:29 PM (K7wBJ)

195 And the Supreme Court is going to issue an opinion soon on whether mail in ballots received after election day are valid. That could really hurt CA.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 05:29 PM (viF8m)

196 Labour is probably dead after this election with Green/Muzzie alliance taking its place. LibLabs might gain a bit but the same sorting is going on the Right between the Rump Tories, Reform, and Restore.

Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

I'd bet after the next election there will be a Reform/Tory coalition, leaving Reform out, unless they need extra votes.

Reform has become the "safe alternative" to the Tories but, like most of Europe, they'll try the cordon sanitaire around Reform as the "Hard Right" party.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

197 Where is gas $5-6 ? In NJ it has dropped under $4

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (YwEeS)

198
A oyster man with a shrimpdick?

He sounds eely lame.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (iJfKG)

199 Got gas for under $4, but see many places still above in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

200 197 Where is gas $5-6 ? In NJ it has dropped under $4
Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (YwEeS).


CA

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (ZGBUU)

201 Some of the old metrics that used to play into election wins just don't work anymore.

Nacho raised boatloads of money twice and still couldn't win a dog catcher spot. Talarico is going to be no different.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2026 05:31 PM (5P5DO)

202
Yes, true. Around 18K voters.

Are the stories true of thousands of GOP voters getting contacted that their votes didn't count? I dont even know what to believe anymore.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 15, 2026 05:26 PM (K7wBJ)

Posted by: beckster at June 15, 2026 05:31 PM (kX27y)

203 ^^ 'leaving Retsore out...'

^^ 'cordon sanitaire around Restore...''


ooops.

They're names are too close.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 15, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

204 183 Platner won't be able to keep is clam shut.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Aw, shucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2026 04:58 PM (F8sQr)

He thinks he's a geoduck but he's barely a littleneck.
Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2026 05:25 PM (lCppi)
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[golfclap]

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 15, 2026 05:31 PM (qDU1+)

205 Ofc in California it is probably $10but that is on greasy Newsome and that shithole state.

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2026 05:31 PM (YwEeS)

206 Sorry, Horde, but I need comforting again about my sister’s death.

F**k death.
Posted by: Bulg at June 15, 2026 05:13 PM (77rzZ)

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 15, 2026 05:32 PM (qx7Zg)

207 The suit originally brought little fanfare with it; however, Deen's eventual deposition created a firestorm in the press.

Deen stated in her deposition that she had "of course" used the "N-word" at times.

Specifically, she recalled telling her husband about an incident "when a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head. ... I didn't feel real favorable towards him."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 15, 2026 05:32 PM (pMmVV)

208 206 Sorry, Horde, but I need comforting again about my sister’s death.

F**k death.
Posted by: Bulg at June 15, 2026 05:13 PM (77rzZ)


How old was She Bulg ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2026 05:33 PM (ZGBUU)

209 Paula Deen, Papa John. Destroyed by a word that everyone in the country (world)has used

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2026 05:33 PM (YwEeS)

210
CA

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2026 05:30 PM (ZGBUU)

____________

It could be $0.80 anywhere else and it would be $5-6 in CA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 05:34 PM (O0L8i)

211 Everyone is mistaken about inflation being 4% or higher.

Inflation comes when the dollar loses value like when Biden printed money like a drunken sailor. What we have now is a commodity (Oil) that has risen which affects the price of fuel. When oil drops to $45/Barrel then there will be no more price increases. Inflation will drop to 2%.

It will take about 60 days, but it will drop from the Oil Glut on the market. Trump has thought this out to time with the Midterms.

Posted by: Jackson at June 15, 2026 05:34 PM (S5Tk/)

212 146 Platner being the "face" of these midterms will be a drag on Dems nationally, I predict he gets shoved out.

It reminds of in 2010 when the Tea Party had some Senate weirdos running that I think tainted the brand.
Posted by: Sharpie

It reminds me of 2024, when the Dem presidential nominee was a demented, weak old man who had completely failed in his last 3.5 years in office.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 15, 2026 05:34 PM (ycI94)

213 209 Paula Deen, Papa John. Destroyed by a word that everyone in the country (world)has used
Posted by: steevy

I was a kid! That's what they told me Brazil nuts were called!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 15, 2026 05:36 PM (ycI94)

214 Michael Franzese (born again Columbo capo) is doing YouTubes on Soros and other puppet masters. Really on point on their Ops.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 15, 2026 05:36 PM (wBaIH)

215 213 209 Paula Deen, Papa John. Destroyed by a word that everyone in the country (world)has used
Posted by: steevy

I sure hope my TV isn't actually listening to me....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 15, 2026 05:37 PM (ZGBUU)

216 You mean skippy o rourke

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 05:38 PM (bXbFr)

217 Condolences bulg

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 15, 2026 05:38 PM (bXbFr)

218 2018: GCB: D+7 - Results Dems +36
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This needs and astrick.

that year included:
- Trump hamstrung by the Russia Collusion "investigation" We forget how insane it was.
Like Schiff et al. nightly on the news saying some variation of "I have seen evidence that Trump was wittingly or unwittingly, an agent of Russia."
The news was wall-to-wall with how this was another Watergate and was sure to bring down any Republican associated with Trump.
This further killed any endorsement or campaigning by Trump.

- 50+ House incumbents declined to seek reelection.
Many of them were not just incumbents but senior members. The type that almost never lose, even in a wave election.
Several of those made their announcement late in the cycle, purposefully timed to prevent any meaningful R to build a campaign.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2026 05:39 PM (73/SM)

219
I read somewhere that the USA is always the emergency backstop for the World Cup and the Olympics. We could put them on with a month's notice.

'Murica!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 05:39 PM (O0L8i)

220 now the UK is in talks with Italy and Japan for a new fighter by 2035?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2026 05:09 PM (2GVsD)

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How the mighty have fallen. Even up to the 80s Brits had their own aircraft industry yet now they need the two losers from WWII to help them out.

Posted by: Decaf at June 15, 2026 05:40 PM (xpP6J)

221 Bulg that's a tough loss
Condolences

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)

222 I have pointed this out before; "p hustle" is a joke about rapper names, not short for "pussy hustler". Ace is having a bit of a "hello fellow kids" moment here in persistently missing that.

Posted by: heya at June 15, 2026 05:50 PM (qWbDH)

223 Sorry, Horde, but I need comforting again about my sister’s death.

F**k death.
Posted by: Bulg
___

Prayers up for you, Bulg.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 15, 2026 05:54 PM (+8fgc)

224 Lol, the roasting of Platner is even better than the Judge Boasberg treatment.

Posted by: H at June 15, 2026 06:14 PM (6Km86)

225 satan's troops.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 15, 2026 06:17 PM (tfc0/)

226 Whoa.

Of behalf of myself, all of my colleagues here in hell with me, and the whole Nazi party, I want to disavow any connection between us, our movement and this Platner guy.

Even we had SOME standards.

Posted by: Hitler_from_Hell at June 15, 2026 06:28 PM (1f+mC)

227 Independent in others in Maine prefer to vote for Nazi Platner rather than Trump/Collins

What does that tell YOU ?

Posted by: Paul at June 15, 2026 06:42 PM (E32li)

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