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Computer problems. Lot of updating and shutting down.

For the moment, on TikTok, the very subtle political messaging in almost every "entertainment" slop content.

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM




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1 Simple. To the point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (mPXxA)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0OHXL)

3 testing !

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

4 I know you'll never understand
Why I'm fighting til the end.
But I know you'd leave me dying.
You say I need a real friend,
To keep me high and to pretend
That there's no use in trying.

I see a spirit in my sight
Telling me to stand and fight.
But there's nothing left to fight for.
So for all my dreams forever lost.
Never asking for a lot.
The wild will set me free ...

TO WIN A FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

5 Foist!

Posted by: fringe at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0umlT)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

7 whoa!

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

8 Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (rbvCR)

9 Computer problems

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But a b*tch ain't one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0OHXL)

10 don't go wobly!

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (GD0B3)

11 maybe because the time is wrong

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (CWTWj)

12 Oh No!!!

Hope they are corrected quickly Ace

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (Oq/TM)

13 The crows shit all over Ace's laptop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

14 or wobbly (the conventional spelling)

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

15 8 Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (rbvCR)

Maybe plug in the mouse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (mPXxA)

16 So are we supposed to comment about computer problems now?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (Hd1lH)

17 "Computer Problems"

"MOOOOVE!" - Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

18 see , this is what happens when you own a PC...and not an reliable Apple product...

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

19 Rub some dirt on it!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM (n5tGW)

20 13 The crows shit all over Ace's laptop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe they could bring him a manual?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (mPXxA)

21 Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh

Severe disappointment.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (8mulE)

22 Open thread, so…BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

23 21 Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh Refresh

Severe disappointment.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (8mulE)

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What's so different about this thread from all the others?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (0OHXL)

24 Burn down the entire house and all its contents. Move to another location and start completely over.

Posted by: First world problems demand first world solutions at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

25 Computer problems

=====

But a b*tch ain't one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0OHXL)
_____

"Dat's wut yoo tink, yoo raciss cracka muthafucka!"

-- Jizzmine Ratchet

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

26 Try this again. Your government poisoned you.

>>@DNIGabbard
·
2h
>>Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.

>>In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (viF8m)

27 24 Burn down the entire house and all its contents. Move to another location and start completely over.

Posted by: First world problems demand first world solutions at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

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AtC having seen a spider in her bathroom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (0OHXL)

28 Well I did my part to increase Elon Musk's wealth and make him the first trillionaire ever.

I purchased some SpaceX

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Oq/TM)

29 Slap the side of the computer. This will fix the problem every time!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (5Q2Mu)

30
But a b*tch ain't one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0OHXL)



But a bird is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

31

At least one person is dead and others were injured in an active shooting situation while the suspect has barricaded themselves inside a building in downtown Midland, Texas, Midland Mayor Lori Blong said in a Friday press conference.

Midland Mayor Lori Blong said there were 11 victims in total.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

32 Jiggle it. Just a little jiggle back and forth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

33 30
But a b*tch ain't one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:25 PM (0OHXL)


But a bird is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

The crows have stolen the PC!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (0OHXL)

34 I can fix it. I got an awesome set of tools.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (bHWR0)

35 Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (X+NGn)

36 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)

37 Duude, you're getting a Dell!

https://youtu.be/dXGO6QSC5Fg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (qx7Zg)

38 Read the content!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (Kdi1r)

39 ace, these computer problems are just a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (mPXxA)

40 An open thread is better than an open tag.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (eLjOt)

41
>>In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (viF8m)



"And we will nuke them from space, just to be sure."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Space X....

Buy buy buy

Price goes up fifty cents...

Sell sell sell

Posted by: Operator Error at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (y3Es6)

43 Shake your fist at it, and call it bad names. Won't help,but it is cathartic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

44 Severe disappointment"

That's my middle name...

Posted by: man at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (XuXeR)

45 So my condensate pump for my central AC took a shit. Right in the middle of the hottest and most humid days of the year so far. Luckily The Blade is pretty handy. Replaced that mofo and the new one is rocking like Dokken.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

46
Computer problems...

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (rqNGS)

47 36 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)

Writing letters and neighborhood party lines? Or we talking telegraph and pony express?

Posted by: Smoke signals? at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (TbWk/)

48 Same here - updating and shutting down - and I'm in SE Pennsylvania.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (NFX2v)

49 36 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM

Abacus? Smoke signals?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Oq/TM)

50 PC LOAD LETTER?? PC LOAD LETTER???!!????

Posted by: Michael Bolton at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (8XeQo)

51 I can fix it. I got an awesome set of tools.
Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (bHWR0)



Missed opportunity for a Jeff Spicoli sock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

52 So in the open thread we're supposed to talk about computer problems😉

O.k. I Hate flat laptop keyboards. . I prefer flat mechanical keyboards

Posted by: Really? at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (Nx5jP)

53 Sweet. So, I may have reached a RECORD in the number of things I dislike happening all at once!

Midnight, I had on PBS (1) Detroit (2) turned into Christianne Amanpour (3) who had on a former French (4) Prime Minister (5 -Parliamentary system) giving us Europe's (6) and the G7's (7) opinions (8 - like I give a crap) on President Trump, Israel, Iran (9) and Schrodinger's ceasefire and peace talks (10).

That was a lot of things I hate in one place all at once...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (Sco7b)

54 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF and couple hours to go

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (QHIio)

55
Abacus? Smoke signals?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Oq/TM)

__________

Heliograph

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (rqNGS)

56 Posted by: Smoke signals? at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (TbWk/)
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1870's level technology seems about right.

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (PVV5z)

57 >>8 Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

yes. the screen was black. It didn't tell me it was updating so when I forced a shutdown it started the updating again.

seems okay now, working on a post.

the TikTok I posted is amusing.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (1wjle)

58 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

Sounds like a murder suicide op to me

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (eLjOt)

59 When I was a kid, had a hockey stick that we’d hit the bottom of the TV with when it would act up. That usually worked.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

60 Computer problems.

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM



During PRIDE MONTH!!???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

61 If you can wiggle your toes, it's probably not broken.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

62 Man up Ace. Don’t be a pussy

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (1D2Ie)

63 Pony express and mirrors.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (NFX2v)

64 Every time a retail store tells me they're having problems with their computers, I always tell them to blame me, the programmer. I own it, to atone for a lifetime of coding sins and major fuckups.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

65
The computer froze with the busty lesbian website open.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 12:33 PM (rqNGS)

66 what is this guy's problem:

@FoxNews
·
2h
BREAKING: Trump blasts leaked Iranian deal terms, saying US is dealing with 'very dishonorable people' who 'better get their act together

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2026 12:33 PM (ZxPkt)

67 seems okay now, working on a post.

the TikTok I posted is amusing.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2026 12:32 PM (1wjle)

I 'could' link some tiktoks that are more interesting... but they are not exactly according to community guidelines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (mPXxA)

68 In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

Most of them are probably researching various livestock diseases. Those are, after all, a global problem of vital importance to everyone.

Root out the ones that are deliberately trying to make those livestock diseases transmissible to humans, and leave the legit agricultural functions alone.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (vJrRc)

69 55 Abacus? Smoke signals?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:30 PM (Oq/TM)

__________

Heliograph
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM

Ooooo, getting fancy are we... ;-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (Oq/TM)

70 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM

Consult flounder for exactly which old ways and how many.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (eLjOt)

71 Entertainment,
The View's Ana Navarro reveals 'several issues' she wants to ask JD Vance about in upcoming interview
Navarro said she doesn't want the interview to "turn into some free-for-all for the sake of creating a moment for him so that he can go out and sell books."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (NFX2v)

72 It's not exactly Alexis de Toqueville, but I am really digging all the foreign tourists here for the World Cup reacting to an actual culture.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (Hd1lH)

73 But is it the computer. Or, you know, the, um, blog?

Posted by: NCKate at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (uQzkA)

74 Biggest computer problem today: astronomical RAM prices.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

75 Hey, Pudinhead, long time no see. I take it that means that you’re enjoying retirement.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

76 For the moment, on TikTok, the very subtle political messaging in almost every "entertainment" slop content.

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM



Don't forget the commercials where every white male is a blithering f*cking idiot and either the woman or black person in the commercial is smart, articulate and a wealthy person because they're just better at everything imaginable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

77
Welp.

SPCX blew right past my limit offer.

So, I'm out for a few weeks or whatever.

I didn't really expect to snag the stock, so much as this was like betting on the trifecta at the dog races.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)

78 "When I have computer problems, my solution is to pull out my dinky and jerk off."

-- Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

79 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)

Writing letters and neighborhood party lines? Or we talking telegraph and pony express?
Posted by: Smoke signals?


Gossip chain.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (vJrRc)

80 72 It's not exactly Alexis de Toqueville, but I am really digging all the foreign tourists here for the World Cup reacting to an actual culture.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (Hd1lH)

=====

"America is Los Angeles and New York."

*goes to Tennessee*

"Wow...America is so much more than Los Angeles and New York."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (0OHXL)

81 Willowed:

Let's make fun of SovCits some more.

https://youtu.be/TrqkEsHj4Qo

First giy is nuts.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 12:26 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Wnv9h)

82 > O.k. I Hate flat laptop keyboards. . I prefer flat mechanical keyboards

I bought a Keychron Q11 keyboard. I highly recommend it. It feels great to type on. I have broad shoulders, so the ability to place the two halves of the keyboard so I can sit naturally and type is a game changer.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (mkw2N)

83 "A senior administration official laid out key components of the deal with Iran to @NewsNation:

➤ Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile will be destroyed.

➤ Long-term commitment that Iran cannot procure a nuclear weapon.

➤ Meaningful inspection process.

➤ Iran cannot fund terrorist groups.

➤ The Strait of Hormuz will be open.

➤ Iran’s assets will not be unfrozen until Iran meets its commitments"

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)

84 Speaking of investing, I know Broadway musicals are risky, but this was from Deadline. How could it not make a few billion?

"Slam Frank, the critically acclaimed and provocative new musical that reimagines Anne Frank’s story “through an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop lens,” will begin a limited engagement Off Broadway this September.

The musical, directed by Sam LaFrage, played to sold out houses during its developmental presentation at Asylum NYC. - lol - appropriate place

Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?”, Slam Frank imagines what happens when a progressive community theater company decides to transform Anne Frank’s story into an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical. Producers describe the musical as “part satire, part reckoning, all conversation-starter.”"


When our side finally loses it and goes ape-shit, I volunteer for execution committee.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)

85 Shockingly, I was allocated almost 200 shares of Rocket Man stock at the IPO price. Thought maybe I would get maybe 10.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

86
Don't forget the commercials where every white male is a blithering f*cking idiot and either the woman or black person in the commercial is smart, articulate and a wealthy person because they're just better at everything imaginable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Ooo ooo, and all the Truvada commercials that contain at least one presumptively straight woman to remind you that AIDS isn't just a gay disease.

Posted by: Mostly on streaming services at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (TbWk/)

87 22 Open thread, so…BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

I knew I could depend on you to bring up the really important topics.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (Hd1lH)

88 Check to see if the caps lock is on?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (NZIuw)

89 The View's Ana Navarro reveals 'several issues' she wants to ask JD Vance about in upcoming interview
Navarro said she doesn't want the interview to "turn into some free-for-all for the sake of creating a moment for him so that he can go out and sell books."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (NFX2v)



Seem you've misspelled "eat him like a whole hog at the Big Pig Jig in Georgia."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Funny:

Archcast, Sargon and Count Dankula on the current excitement in Northern Ireland.

https://tinyurl.com/2sa4yt3d

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (mPXxA)

91

Microsoft’s monthly update included 206 fixes for flaws in everything from Windows to Office to Exchange Server, not to mention three zero-days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

92 Bulg, this retirement stuff is hard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (1D2Ie)

93 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)
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Hilarious obscene graffiti on the Colosseum?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (gnNyN)

94 The View's Ana Navarro reveals 'several issues' she wants to ask JD Vance about in upcoming interview
Navarro said she doesn't want the interview to "turn into some free-for-all for the sake of creating a moment for him so that he can go out and sell books."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day


... so she's going to deliberately create the circumstances under which it will become a free-for-all?

Does she comprehend the meaning of the words and phrases she emits from her mouth? Or does she just say the most euphonic syllables, regardless of meaning?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (vJrRc)

95 31

At least one person is dead and others were injured in an active shooting situation while the suspect has barricaded themselves inside a building in downtown Midland, Texas, Midland Mayor Lori Blong said in a Friday press conference.

Midland Mayor Lori Blong said there were 11 victims in total.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
--

Kill the villains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 12:38 PM (P4ocI)

96 1870's level technology seems about right.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:31 PM (PVV5z)

Getting together in a Public House, face to face !

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)

97 93 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)
----
Hilarious obscene graffiti on the Colosseum?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (gnNyN)

"Cassius is a fag!"

Posted by: Some things never change at June 12, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

98 I had a fun day of not working yesterday after installing the new Mac OS so I would recommend doing that when you have a few days to not use your computer or waiting a little bit ... or forever

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 12, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

99 Speaking of investing, I know Broadway musicals are risky, but this was from Deadline. How could it not make a few billion?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
___________

These types of investments are some combo of money laundering and rich guys who want a vanity investment to open social doors for them -- and give them easy access to girls (and boys) -- but don't expect to make any money, and know they will probably lose it.

Same reason guys "invest" in bars and nightclubs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

100 Iran’s assets will not be unfrozen until Iran meets its commitments

Well, that'll be never. More important for the IRCG is whether their asses will be unfrozen.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (qx7Zg)

101 I bought a Keychron Q11 keyboard. I highly recommend it. It feels great to type on. I have broad shoulders, so the ability to place the two halves of the keyboard so I can sit naturally and type is a game changer.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (mkw2N)

IBM M 101. Accept no substitutes. This one was built in 1991.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (mPXxA)

102 87 Yes, boobs are VERY important.

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

103 Spielberg has a new movie out? Looks like ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

104 Did TikTok have these problems when it was owned by the Chinese? Or only since we "Americanized" it?

Posted by: T at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (EIAXC)

105 Remember the Scottish lass who whipped out a hatchet and a knife to defend herself and her sister from the 'migrants,' and was condemned as a racist for her troubles?

The migrants were just convicted of assaulting her and her sister.

The attack occurred ON CAMERA and the police lied about it to protect the migrants.

This has been happening for years.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (Kdi1r)

106 Navarro said she doesn't want the interview to "turn into some free-for-all for the sake of creating a moment for him so that he can go out and sell books."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (NFX2v)

Priming the pump. Sounds like they expect him to be tough to handle. So now either way he "loses".

Gets beat down, everyone laughs at him forever.
Beats them down like rented hippos he's "just trying to sell books".

Preemptive sour grapes.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (eLjOt)

107 91

Microsoft’s monthly update included 206 fixes for flaws in everything from Windows to Office to Exchange Server, not to mention three zero-days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Mint update this morning took less than 3 minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (P4ocI)

108 I posted earlier about the vigil last night for Billy Schmidt who was murdered in west-of-Broad South Philly - one of the nicest parts - by two yutes

for no reason bc they only took his phone which was all he had and then they tossed it. they just wanted to shoot and kill a White boy.

Anyway they caught one of them

he's 14.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)

109 Coolest thing about window 11 is they stopped updating 10. There is a Linux conversion in my future but I gotta get the fan and battery and screen problems figured out on this old laptop.
It makes a very heavy metal grinding noise too and the keyboard is bulging a little. I think its memory is growing.

My next computer is going to be a ground up build.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (bHWR0)

110 100 Iran’s assets will not be unfrozen until Iran meets its commitments

Well, that'll be never. More important for the IRCG is whether their asses will be unfrozen.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (qx7Zg)

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But an anonymous source from Iran told CNN that Trump pinky promised to give them the state of Alabama in exchange for opening the strait.

That's definitely what Trump would do. I mean, after two months of him just giving Iran everything like $300 billion just to come to the negotiating table (which didn't happen), what else can we believe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (0OHXL)

111 Tennis players are tougher than most soccer players. Soccer is gay

Tennis had John McEnroe who could still today at 67 beat up Messi. And McEnroe was never that tough

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (ugElV)

112 105 Remember the Scottish lass who whipped out a hatchet and a knife to defend herself and her sister from the 'migrants,' and was condemned as a racist for her troubles?

The migrants were just convicted of assaulting her and her sister.

The attack occurred ON CAMERA and the police lied about it to protect the migrants.

This has been happening for years.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (Kdi1r)

You just hate cops.

Posted by: Heavy heavy sarcasm at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

113 I read the content!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

114 Open thread, so…BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)




'Murica......


https://tinyurl.com/3tn7bznh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

115 9 Computer problems

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But a b*tch ain't one.


hmm. plot summary of chobits?

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (oY6Yp)

116 These types of investments are some combo of money laundering and rich guys who want a vanity investment to open social doors for them -- and give them easy access to girls (and boys) -- but don't expect to make any money, and know they will probably lose it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

BUT it's an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical ABOUT ANNE FRANK!!!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

117 t's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)
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Hilarious obscene graffiti on the Colosseum?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 12:37 PM (gnNyN)

Cicero is a vituperous mule-driver!

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)

118 I posted earlier about the vigil last night for Billy Schmidt who was murdered in west-of-Broad South Philly - one of the nicest parts - by two yutes

for no reason bc they only took his phone which was all he had and then they tossed it. they just wanted to shoot and kill a White boy.

Anyway they caught one of them

he's 14.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)
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Odds that was some kind of gang initiation? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

119 > IBM M 101. Accept no substitutes. This one was built in 1991.

I do like how they sound and feel, but I prefer my split keyboard.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

120 Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.


I remember being told that US funded biolabs in Ukraine were a paranoid fantasy and that merely talking about it was the same as pledging my soul and fortune to Putin.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

121 >>➤ Long-term commitment that Iran cannot procure a nuclear weapon.
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That would have to be an "infinite" commitment for my liking.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (bNf8H)

122 A trillion dollars. LOL. It's surreal.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (S8cdb)

123 A trillion dollars. LOL. It's surreal.

==

a billion here, a 100 billion there...

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)

124 Spielberg has a new movie out? Looks like ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)



How DARE you not question your faith because he made a movie!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

125 108 I posted earlier about the vigil last night for Billy Schmidt who was murdered in west-of-Broad South Philly - one of the nicest parts - by two yutes

for no reason bc they only took his phone which was all he had and then they tossed it. they just wanted to shoot and kill a White boy.

Anyway they caught one of them

he's 14.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM

Death Penalty, I do not care how old.

You willfully take another human life you forfeit yours.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (Oq/TM)

126 Been using my phone as a mobile hotspot since moving out to the boonies. Only get signal if I point the phone towards the west.

Starlink will be set up sometime in the next few days. Just shipped yesterday.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (+pe+z)

127 These types of investments are some combo of money laundering and rich guys who want a vanity investment to open social doors for them -- and give them easy access to girls (and boys) -- but don't expect to make any money, and know they will probably lose it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

BUT it's an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical ABOUT ANNE FRANK!!!!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)
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That will attract the rich queens like flies to shit ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

128 The old ways. I call dibs on the carrier pigeon concession.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (5P5DO)

129 I do like how they sound and feel, but I prefer my split keyboard.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

The sound and feel is awesome, but I also like the size (rimshot.) AND the number pad. The stuff is spread out so you do not feel like you are clenching your shoulders typing. Which I guess is part of the point with the split keyboard, but I still like the number pad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (mPXxA)

130 Computers are like tires. Planned obsolescence.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

131 107 91

Microsoft’s monthly update included 206 fixes for flaws in everything from Windows to Office to Exchange Server, not to mention three zero-days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Mint update this morning took less than 3 minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard
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I think the total number of updates/patches for linux is about the same as Microsoft. But Microsoft's update program blows chunks since Windows 7 and has always been a resource hungry and ill behaved program that often just stops working on updates.

Linux, almost always runs updates in a sane and fast fashion. The only problem sometimes is usually related to outside repositories.

Never had issues with Apple updates either except when they no longer allow an update and security patches in order to force you to buy new hardware.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

132 A trillion dollars. LOL. It's surreal.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (S8cdb)


Dammit.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (X+NGn)

133 Spielberg has a new movie out? Looks like ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)


How DARE you not question your faith because he made a movie!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
________

Isn't it an alien movie? I dunno, I saw a poster for it on the subway today. Zero interest but I'll watch it when it comes out on 4K.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

134 It makes a very heavy metal grinding noise too and the keyboard is bulging a little. I think its memory is growing.



The battery is about to light on fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

135 128 The old ways. I call dibs on the carrier pigeon concession.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 12:43 PM (5P5DO)

Yeah but for local distribution I'll have the hollow log percussion business locked down.

Posted by: The drums stopped...uh oh at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

136 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro?? Fricking waste of time

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (ugElV)

137 Anyway they caught one of them

he's 14.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)

I assumed they would be kids. I'm not sure what the 'minimum' age is to charge as an adult, but I'd bet he's NOT charged as an adult in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (Kdi1r)

138 > Spielberg has a new movie out? Looks like ass.

Will it be worse than Crystal Skull? Or A.I.?

Spielberg is a legend, but sometimes he drops some real stinkers.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (mkw2N)

139 133 Isn't it an alien movie? I dunno, I saw a poster for it on the subway today. Zero interest but I'll watch it when it comes out on 4K.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

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I've read that the first 2/3 is a real banger, old school Spielberg entertainment, but then the final 1/3 is talky and bogged down in explanations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (0OHXL)

140 Also this idea it's not going to be a "free for all" seems like their excuse to shut Vance up the moment he starts blowing apart their scripted bs.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (eLjOt)

141 83 "Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile will be destroyed"

We're missing a real opportunity to sell it to the Russians.

Posted by: Cankles at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (Hd1lH)

142 The View's Ana Navarro reveals 'several issues' she wants to ask JD Vance about in upcoming interview
Navarro said she doesn't want the interview to "turn into some free-for-all for the sake of creating a moment for him so that he can go out and sell books."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 12, 2026 12:34 PM (NFX2v)
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This cracks me up. Navarro truly is about as obtuse as they come. This is a fundamental "crossover" appearance for Vance's future presidential campaign. He's planting a seed in this interview. I suspect he's going to portray himself exactly opposite of how the media has tried to describe him giving the viewers of the View pause. It's not going to change many minds, but that's not the purpose. It's exposure out beyond Trump's coat tails.

I am surprised that the play callers for the Left didn't shut this down before the first press release.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (dIske)

143 So, speaking of the old ways — longbow or crossbow?

Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

144 One thing on the spielburg movie: is it a god for earth or a god for the universe? *bong hit*

He's GOD. Ergo, Universe.

That is the stupidest existential question I have ever heard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (mPXxA)

145 The video at the top reminds me of almost every single Law and Order episode of the later years.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (ZVgZ4)

146 What was someone saying the other day about a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it? I thought it was the Spielberg one but that just came out

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (eLjOt)

147 Everybody get their SpaceX stock today?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)

148 Parents say a Washington substitute teacher has been hanging out in the girls' locker room because he's "non-binary"

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)

149 =====

But an anonymous source from Iran told CNN that Trump pinky promised to give them the state of Alabama in exchange for opening the strait.

That's definitely what Trump would do. I mean, after two months of him just giving Iran everything like $300 billion just to come to the negotiating table (which didn't happen), what else can we believe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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@trump_repost - 2h

The terms that Iran leaked out to the Fake News have NOTHING to do with the terms that were agreed to, in writing.

What they said, including their weak and pathetic statement on having a deal, bears no relation to the truth. Very dishonorable people to deal with. With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith.

AMAZING! Also, their totally rebuffed Drone attack last night against Indian Ships leaving the Hormuz Strait is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. They better get their act together, and FAST! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (P4ocI)

150 131 Yes, I get many patches for Debian Trixie throughout the month, but they're all brief to install.

Supposedly Anthropic's AI unveiled a bunch of vulns, and MS and other big software companies had a couple months to work on them exclusively, so expect heavier patch volume for a while.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

151 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro??

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He was rock and Rubio paper ?

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (GD0B3)

152 146 What was someone saying the other day about a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it? I thought it was the Spielberg one but that just came out
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (eLjOt)

Huh. There have been a few movies that might meet that bar.

Hell, they made Human Centipede and the Serbian Film, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (mPXxA)

153 Everybody get their SpaceX stock today?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)


I'm sure I heard Elric say he was going to share his with everyone.

Posted by: far cry at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (X+NGn)

154 The video at the top reminds me of almost every single Law and Order episode of the later years.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (ZVgZ4)

Who you tellin?

Posted by: E. Jean Carrol at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (Kdi1r)

155 Isn't it an alien movie? I dunno, I saw a poster for it on the subway today. Zero interest but I'll watch it when it comes out on 4K.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
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Critical Drinker was not kind in his review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnP8RdRrmM

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (gnNyN)

156 The best way to put i-ran "peace MOU" rumors to rest is to release its text.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

157 85 Shockingly, I was allocated almost 200 shares of Rocket Man stock at the IPO price. Thought maybe I would get maybe 10.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

I'm staying away from SPCX for now. There should be ETFs trading next week that are leveraged and move at 2x the underlying stock price. Those should be fun.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (iaLEd)

158 ""Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile will be destroyed"

We're missing a real opportunity to sell it to the Russians."

How does one "destroy" uranium?
F Russia; let's keep it for ourselves.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

159 156 The best way to put i-ran "peace MOU" rumors to rest is to release its text.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

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It's to ignore them because they're inbred morons and liars that people have unquestionably believed for months now despite none of what they've said have come true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (0OHXL)

160 Inspired by a viral Twitter thread that asked, “Did Anne Frank ever acknowledge her white privilege?”, Slam Frank imagines what happens when a progressive community theater company decides to transform Anne Frank’s story into an intersectional, multiethnic, genderqueer, Afro-Latin hip-hop musical. Producers describe the musical as “part satire, part reckoning, all conversation-starter.”"


When our side finally loses it and goes ape-shit, I volunteer for execution committee.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)

Hmmmm...sounds like the plot of "The Producers". Make more money with a failure than with a success.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (5xuJ/)

161 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro??

==

He was rock and Rubio paper ?

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (GD0B3)

Vance is going to scissor Anna Navarro?

Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card, even if she does weigh more than a couch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)

162 The video at the top reminds me of almost every single Law and Order episode of the later years.

No, it's far too subtle.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

163 147 Everybody get their SpaceX stock today?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM

Got mine. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Oq/TM)

164 93 It's time we abandon the computer fad and return to the old ways.
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2026 12:29 PM (PVV5z)
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Hilarious obscene graffiti on the Colosseum?


romanes eunt domus!

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (oY6Yp)

165 Isn't it an alien movie? I dunno, I saw a poster for it on the subway today. Zero interest but I'll watch it when it comes out on 4K.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
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Critical Drinker was not kind in his review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnP8RdRrmM
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (gnNyN)
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He's been hit or miss, though. And too many spoilers. So I usually just avoid. I never go to the movies so I'll just wait the 4 days until it's out on bluray.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

166 It makes a very heavy metal grinding noise too and the keyboard is bulging a little. I think its memory is growing.

The battery is about to light on fire.


Seriously, if there's a battery inside, I'd check that out. I don't know why a keyboard would bulge if it's not a battery. Is it in direct sunlight?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)

167 @139

>>I've read that the first 2/3 is a real banger, old school Spielberg entertainment, but then the final 1/3 is talky and bogged down in explanations.

When Grace Randolph is offended by the AntiChrist themes in your movie, you have jumped the literal shark.

In this case, it's an apt metaphor for Spielberg.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 12:50 PM (XV/Pl)

168 For the moment, on TikTok, the very subtle political messaging in almost every "entertainment" slop content.
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Almost every TikTok video which I encounter, further convinces me that I am completely out of touch with contemporary society. Curiously, I do not feel left out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2026 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

169 Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire

If he agreed to pay just 80% of that as a wealth tax to the EU, the EU government could use its efficient operating experience to fund bicycles with solar panels attached to them for over 40 residents of the Netherlands

Why the resentment ?
Just tax the EU's trillionaires. I guy who started SpaceEU.

Posted by: SMOD at June 12, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

170 It's to ignore them because they're inbred morons and liars that people have unquestionably believed for months now despite none of what they've said have come true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (0OHXL)

Killjoy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 12:50 PM (dK+Kv)

171 How does one "destroy" uranium?
F Russia; let's keep it for ourselves.
Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

I think it was ours to begin with.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2026 12:51 PM (bHWR0)

172
So my condensate pump for my central AC took a shit. Right in the middle of the hottest and most humid days of the year so far. Luckily The Blade is pretty handy. Replaced that mofo and the new one is rocking like Dokken.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The split unit in Junior-ette's room above the garage is freezing up again. Had a slow leak that got 'fixed' last year. Probably same location, or another leak making the freon low and causing the freezing. Really wish we could go back to R-12 systems so I could fix it myself.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 12, 2026 12:51 PM (QVmho)

173 My next computer is going to be a ground up build.
Posted by: Reforger

There is one year grace period for those on Windows 10 that either allowed online backup or paid $25 bucks or something. But, there is a company that installs security patches (not upgrades, etc.) for old windows versions that goes back to at least Windows 7. The problem there is that you have to either use unsupported unsafe browsers or something like Supermium or the Firefox analog. If you are still running 32 bit machines, you are now pretty much SOL unless you pick one of the dwindling number of Linux distros specifically for it.

I got a circa 2000 BX2 running Debian Trixie, barely, in order to remove data from a hard drive--windows 98 would no longer boot nor install. That was last summer and was the last Debian Linux 32 bit version.

As soon as the insane prices for new hardware go away, I will be building one that has enough umph to run containers and get rid of my history museum of computers that still run specific useful programs that I don't want to pay to upgrade.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

174 TikTok is the main reason why everyone under 30 hates Israel. All the Pallywood shit produced had a yuuuge impact.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 12:51 PM (cZDTf)

175 I'd be interested in watching "Disclosure Day," except the trailers make it look like not worth watching.

They defeat their own purpose.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

176 161 Vance is going to scissor Anna Navarro?

Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card, even if she does weigh more than a couch.


so... not a witch, then?

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

177 Shockingly, I was allocated almost 200 shares of Rocket Man stock at the IPO price. Thought maybe I would get maybe 10.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

I'm staying away from SPCX for now. There should be ETFs trading next week that are leveraged and move at 2x the underlying stock price. Those should be fun.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2026 12:48 PM (iaLEd)
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I wouldn't buy it at market now, but at 135? No-brainer. I'm not as bullish on the stock overall as a lot of people, but I never pass up a chance to buy at IPO price, no matter the stock. Sure, some end up as losers, but some hit really big and overall you will make a nice profit if you just buy them all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

178 "Biggest computer problem today: astronomical RAM prices."

I recall paying (iirc) $40 for another 2 MB, so I could better play my Falcon flight sim. So in that sense, RAM is cheap now (per MB) .. but yeah, I've heard prices have gone up, I assume because AI gobbles it all up.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (vbXSk)

179 152 146 What was someone saying the other day about a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it? I thought it was the Spielberg one but that just came out
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:46 PM (eLjOt)
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I'd need more information to make a guess. Hell, I'm still trying to wash my brain out from inadvertantly watching "Bone Tomahawk" one night. The difference there, of course, is that Kurt Russell was likely laughing when they made that scene, or someone on the crew whispered "make a wish."

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

180 151 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro??

==

One cannot win if he does not go into the lion's den.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (P4ocI)

181 President Boasberg has not yet reviewed the agreement Pakistan has brokered between America and Iran, so hold off on celebrating.

Also, those morons who believed the terms Iran leaked earlier might want to quickly review their opinions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (c/v/O)

182 Speaking of commercials, I like this one.

https://youtu.be/qpL_DcT6ko8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (qx7Zg)

183 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro??



Chubby chasing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

184 It says a lot about the times we live in where the worlds of business and politics are dominated by two singular, once-in-a-century type men: Elon Musk and Donald Trump.

It's impossible for me to even think of a close second to either of them - either domestically or internationally - in their respective spheres of influence.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (iaLEd)

185 161 Vance is going to scissor Anna Navarro?

Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card, even if she does weigh more than a couch.

so... not a witch, then?

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

I was more referring to his known predilections to get busy with couches.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (Kdi1r)

186 It makes a very heavy metal grinding noise too and the keyboard is bulging a little. I think its memory is growing.

Posted by: Reforger at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (bHWR0)

As Bonhomme noted, the battery is bulging, and it is a fire risk. Find model number and look online for repair process and battery.

My wife's old HP had the same issue, a new battery was cheap, and I upgraded the RAM while I was in there. (This was in the before times.)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

187 The split unit in Junior-ette's room above the garage is freezing up again. Had a slow leak that got 'fixed' last year. Probably same location, or another leak making the freon low and causing the freezing. Really wish we could go back to R-12 systems so I could fix it myself.
Posted by: BifBewalski
======
The whole ozone hole was simply a scam for Dupont to replace R-12 with a new patented version R-134 IRC. Hole appears related to something else as it is still appearing and then disappearing. So the newest scam was trying to push out existing systems because gasp, global warming requiring us to either go back to flammable refrigerants or some new Frankenstein high pressure system.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

188 Why would a movie make someone question their faith? Spielberg is just being an a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (n5tGW)

189 Iran just posted this. I don't know just how to interpret it but it doesn't seem all peace, love, and understanding.

https://tinyurl.com/2na5mazw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

190 "I recall paying (iirc) $40 for another 2 MB"

You paid 1000X too much for 2MB.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

191 Why would JD Vance sit down for an interview with Anna fat pig Navarro??

==

He was rock and Rubio paper ?

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:47 PM (GD0B3)

Vance is going to scissor Anna Navarro?

Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card, even if she does weigh more than a couch.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM (Kdi1r)

He's been selected to stick the apple in her mouth for the next luau.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (qx7Zg)

192 Chubby chasing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

More cushion for the pushin'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 12:55 PM (mPXxA)

193 With the exception of the occasional TV show, I've ignored Pedowood for a decade. Seems to be the right move.

Who gives a shit about what "entertains" some pedo fag scumfuck anus diving gloryhole bandit?

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:55 PM (eLjOt)

194 G'day.

Deez nuts!

That is all.

Posted by: ballistic at June 12, 2026 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

195 188 Why would a movie make someone question their faith? Spielberg is just being an a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (n5tGW)

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He's trying to gin up headlines because Disclosure Day was tracking really badly. It cost about $120 million.

Thursday previews last night indicate a $35 million opening weekend is about what it'll get in the US. If it does decently overseas, it could crawl to the break even point by the end of a two month theatrical run, but it's doubtful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:55 PM (0OHXL)

196 Trillion is an unfathomable number…. I mean if Elon would give me $10M I could retire in luxury and never work another day

$10M more than the vast majority of folks will earn in a lifetime and it’s just one ten thousandth of a percent of a trillion dollars

It’s less than pennies under the couch cushions for Musk. It boggles the mind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (ugElV)

197 An ongoing shooting incident in Midland, Texas? Condolences to the multiple victims, but Midland?!
Possible motive might be sheer boredom, because Midland, Texas.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

198 "a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it?"

"The Brown Bunny."
"Irreversible."

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

199 fingers crossed for you, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

200 198 "a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it?"

"The Brown Bunny."
"Irreversible."

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

======

"I may not always be fat, but you'll always be the director of The Brown Bunny."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (0OHXL)

201 Really wish we could go back to R-12 systems so I could fix it myself.
Posted by: BifBewalski
======
The whole ozone hole was simply a scam for Dupont to replace R-12 with a new patented version R-134 IRC. Hole appears related to something else as it is still appearing and then disappearing. So the newest scam was trying to push out existing systems because gasp, global warming requiring us to either go back to flammable refrigerants or some new Frankenstein high pressure system.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

Now, let's do the Y2K panic of 1999-2000. And after that, the COVID panic.

(I'm still trying to figure out what good came out of that last one)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (iaLEd)

202 198 "a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it?"

"The Brown Bunny."
"Irreversible."
Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

Any movie by Max Hardcore?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

203 202 Any movie by Max Hardcore?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

======

*flips off the audience for 90 straight minutes*
-Harmony Korine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (0OHXL)

204 News from Minneapolis. A Lesbian couple moved to Minneapolis, and their moving truck was stolen.

https://tinyurl.com/2y26pwhn+

That's some Welcome Wagon.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (qx7Zg)

205 143 So, speaking of the old ways — longbow or crossbow?
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

Longbow has the crossbow beat on range and arrows per minute, and has fewer moving parts to get messed up.

Posted by: Cankles at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (Hd1lH)

206 > I've heard prices have gone up, I assume because AI gobbles it all up.

It's not just AI gobbling it up now. It's the entire pipeline and investors assuming future AI needs.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (mkw2N)

207 I hate when I forget to change my socks.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (Hd1lH)

208 204 News from Minneapolis. A Lesbian couple moved to Minneapolis, and their moving truck was stolen.

https://tinyurl.com/2y26pwhn+

That's some Welcome Wagon.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (qx7Zg)

======

"This is just reparations, and it's fine. They can steal and steal and steal from us until we're just trash in a gutter. And it still won't be enough because we owned them as slaves."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (0OHXL)

209 IMO, SPCX will sell for $85 before it sells above $220, imo (mirror percentage moves).

We owned SATS, which owns 3% of SPCX, for the last year and sold it yesterday. Will buy SPCX when the price is more reasonable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (Sroko)

210 200 198 "a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it?"

"The Brown Bunny."
"Irreversible."

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

======

"I may not always be fat, but you'll always be the director of The Brown Bunny."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (0OHXL)

The man got a blow job, on camera, from Chloe Sevigny. Lots of people go to Hollywood and don't even get that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

211 Musk is now worth more than Taiwan!

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

212 Movie trailers are mostly awful these days. No longer teasers but condensed versions of the entire movie.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (fZiTB)

213 He is now at Switzerland range...

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)

214 210 "I may not always be fat, but you'll always be the director of The Brown Bunny."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (0OHXL)

The man got a blow job, on camera, from Chloe Sevigny. Lots of people go to Hollywood and don't even get that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

=======

And then Ebert gave it 3 stars when it got it's post-Cannes release!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (0OHXL)

215 I strongly suspect that Vance gets given the jobs that Trump wants done for some reason, but which nobody else wants to do because they stink. Like talking to Navarro.

Some people complain about some of the statements he makes at times, but I'll guarantee that every public statement he makes is vetted by Trump first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (edUvp)

216 SpaceX IPO shares issued- 4 x oversubscribed!

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (lCppi)

217 Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

Well I thought they were saying offensive to Christians since it was in the discussion about Disclosure Diary. It was only like two days ago. Eh I guess no one really reads the comments. It explains so much.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (eLjOt)

218 203 202 Any movie by Max Hardcore?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

======

*flips off the audience for 90 straight minutes*
-Harmony Korine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (0OHXL)

I think both men are literally evil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

219 We owned SATS, which owns 3% of SPCX, for the last year and sold it yesterday. Will buy SPCX when the price is more reasonable.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (Sroko)

Look at Peter Lynch here !

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)

220 212 Movie trailers are mostly awful these days. No longer teasers but condensed versions of the entire movie.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (fZiTB)

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It's long been known by movie marketers that that's how you actually drum up interest in the wider audience.

You have to tell them what they're going to see.

The trailers that are really just vague teasers don't gin up nearly as much interest.

Zemeckis knew this in the 90s, which is why Cast Away's trailer goes all the way to the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (0OHXL)

221 Don't forget the commercials where every white male is a blithering f*cking idiot and either the woman or black person in the commercial is smart, articulate and a wealthy person because they're just better at everything imaginable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
======
That crap has been bugging me for 40 years. If white males were half the monsters the left makes us out to be, the producers of said crap would be worm food.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (JNTt1)

222 romanes eunt domus!
Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 12:49 PM


"People called Romans they go the 'ouse?!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (Wnv9h)

223 The elaborate big-effort but ultimately futile and sad attempts at 1st-ing are the best kind.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (3uBP9)

224 And then Ebert gave it 3 stars when it got it's post-Cannes release!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (0OHXL)

Roger Ebert was a pissy little bitch and not very good at film criticism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

225 News from Minneapolis. A Lesbian couple moved to Minneapolis, and their moving truck was stolen.

https://tinyurl.com/2y26pwhn+

That's some Welcome Wagon.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (qx7Zg)



Move to a shithole, it's best to expect shithole things to happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

226 218 I think both men are literally evil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

=======

I've never seen movies by either.

But I have seen Jim Hosking's masterpiece The Greasy Strangler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (0OHXL)

227 I recall paying (iirc) $40 for another 2 MB, so I could better play my Falcon flight sim. So in that sense, RAM is cheap now (per MB) .. but yeah, I've heard prices have gone up, I assume because AI gobbles it all up.
Posted by: illiniwek

To run Windows 11 comfortably, it takes a minimum of 16 gb and runs best at 32 gb or higher. To run Linux without containers, etc. it takes at least 8 gb, preferably 16 gb, and better yet at 32 gb and up.

You can run Windows 11 or most distros of Linux with less than 8 but it is a slow as molasses in winter and getting frisky with windows open, etc can crash the programs.

32 GB of ram in DDR5 runs anywhere from 400-600 right now. Solid State Storage Devices made from memory chips have also skyrocketed especially in the higher capacities. Which is also dragging up prices on really old spinning rust hard drive tech. It used to be shortages of video cards driving system prices because of crypto mining, now it is AI bullshit that is gobbling up resources for frontier models. Three big consumers--Gemini by Google, Open Ai, and Anthropic with Claude with Elon's xAi behind the leaders. In fact, Elon's Space X is making bank renting resources.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

228 How DARE you not question your faith because he made a movie!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
________

I don't really think my faith will be called into question by seeing ET - The Return.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (edUvp)

229 That's definitely what Trump would do. I mean, after two months of him just giving Iran everything like $300 billion just to come to the negotiating table (which didn't happen), what else can we believe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:40 PM (0OHXL)


Mark Levin believes that Trump is treating Netanyahu disrespectfully by stopping the IDF from bombing Beiruit, and that Trump should be more receptive to Netanyahu's direction on middle east.
Personally I am mentally flipping a quarter to guess if Levin will come out with the "legal case for genocide" instead of just hinting at it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (rbvCR)

230 We only got 1/4 of what we asked for, but it's better than nothing.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (lCppi)

231 I can't even imagine what Elon must spend on personal security, with all the kooks (Democrats) running around.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (Sroko)

232 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (mPXxA)

233 News from Minneapolis. A Lesbian couple moved to Minneapolis, and their moving truck was stolen.
---------

It was taken while they were having dinner at the Y.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (eLjOt)

234 Have we all lost our faith since Stephen Spielberg said we would after seeing his movie?

Dumbass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (fgSb9)

235 224 And then Ebert gave it 3 stars when it got it's post-Cannes release!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (0OHXL)

Roger Ebert was a pissy little bitch and not very good at film criticism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

=====

That clip of him I have in my Lynch video is very, very cringe.

It's so obvious that Lynch things extremely little of Ebert, that his opinion of the man is so low that just asking him how he is is a pain. And Ebert is acting like they're equals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (0OHXL)

236 "a movie with a scene so offensive they couldn't believe the actress agreed to do it?"

I can think of quite a few where it's "oh yeah, I can totes believe that THAT actress would do it."

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

237 226 218 I think both men are literally evil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

=======

I've never seen movies by either.

But I have seen Jim Hosking's masterpiece The Greasy Strangler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 01:01 PM (0OHXL)

Which is no Battle of Greasy Grass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

238 The man got a blow job, on camera, from Chloe Sevigny. Lots of people go to Hollywood and don't even get that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)



*searches internet*


Wooofff....that's some serious man face there. Is getting a blow from that homo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

239 235 224 And then Ebert gave it 3 stars when it got it's post-Cannes release!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (0OHXL)

Roger Ebert was a pissy little bitch and not very good at film criticism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

=====

That clip of him I have in my Lynch video is very, very cringe.

It's so obvious that Lynch things extremely little of Ebert, that his opinion of the man is so low that just asking him how he is is a pain. And Ebert is acting like they're equals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 01:02 PM (0OHXL)

Lynch was kinda weird and not all his movies work for me. But he's a real artist and Ebert is just a fat incel who got to talk about movies made by better men for a living.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)

240 Lot of updating and shutting down.

*************

Dating app technical terms.

Updating= when Ace messages a Waffle House 7 woman.

Shutting down= The woman's respoonse.

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 01:04 PM (qgHp7)

241 nood

Gimme dat money!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 12, 2026 01:04 PM (ksbjf)

242 238 The man got a blow job, on camera, from Chloe Sevigny. Lots of people go to Hollywood and don't even get that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

*searches internet*

Wooofff....that's some serious man face there. Is getting a blow from that homo?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

She used to be cute

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)

243 158 How does one "destroy" uranium?

boating accident during a fission trip.

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 01:05 PM (oY6Yp)

244 >>I remember being told that US funded biolabs in Ukraine were a paranoid fantasy and that merely talking about it was the same as pledging my soul and fortune to Putin.

I distinctly remember Putin making a statement after he stopped the color revolution in Kazakhstan, which he publicly pointed out was a western led color revolution, and took down the western funded bio lab that he was not going to allow that shit to continue in former Soviet countries.

Like Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 01:05 PM (viF8m)

245 Really wish we could go back to R-12 systems so I could fix it myself.
Posted by: BifBewalski
---

One could drive through an apartment unit and retrieve as many discarded Freon bottles as desired. Very useful as extra containment for air systems or a portable jug for odds and ends.
Buy a manifold system for it at Auto Parts, about $5.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 01:05 PM (P4ocI)

246 Why would a movie make someone question their faith? Spielberg is just being an a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 12:54 PM (n5tGW)

======

He's trying to gin up headlines because Disclosure Day was tracking really badly. It cost about $120 million.

Thursday previews last night indicate a $35 million opening weekend is about what it'll get in the US. If it does decently overseas, it could crawl to the break even point by the end of a two month theatrical run, but it's doubtful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 12, 2026 12:55 PM (0OHXL)


From what I understand, the movie's premise isn't one that'll put butts in seats.

ie. The US gov't has hidden the existence of aliens but now the evidence will finally be revealed and everyone goes nuts.

Um...no. Various a-holes have been trying to reveal the "real" existence of aliens for decades. And for a while everybody was interested in the prospect, not scared, not losing their faith, just interested. But, now, I think they're just bored with the whole idea.

And anyway space is Big. If you froze yourself for a 1000 years and woke up.

Aliens still wouldn't be here.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2026 01:05 PM (iJfKG)

247 Apropos of nothing… that waitress on the cover of Supertramp’s Breakfast in America album is fat and ugly. I always wondered about that cover choice….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 12, 2026 01:06 PM (ugElV)

248 243 158 How does one "destroy" uranium?
---

Discount sale to SMR builders.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 01:08 PM (P4ocI)

249 (I'm still trying to figure out what good came out of that last one)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 12, 2026 12:57 PM (iaLEd)


COVID allowed the markets and banks to shut down instead of defaulting on their interest requirements to extend debt. It was one more step to cover up the hole left by mortgage collapse.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

250 It's not just AI gobbling it up now. It's the entire pipeline and investors assuming future AI needs.
Posted by: bonhomme

It is a bubble and it will pop sooner or later. Basically all three of the main AI competitors are shoveling money on hardware into the furnace in order to be top dog. Google at least has an existing revenue stream from legacy systems, Open Ai and Anthropic are dueling to be the Google alternative with investor and borrowed cash--one of those companies is likely to crash and burn because neither are going much toward general AI but rather machine learning.

That requires more and more training data that simply is not there unless you start feeding your models AI slop which ends up making the models insane.

If you notice, Elon is being smart by keepin xAi behind the leaders and is actually making bank renting his older Colossus hardware to his competitors for billions per month. The insane needs for frontier model creations on shorter and shorter timelines is going to go bust in the next year or so.

Not enough power, not enough chips, not enough buildings, not enough water cooling, and the insane demands are pushing pricing on these resources up.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

251 Thursday previews last night indicate a $35 million opening weekend is about what it'll get in the US. If it does decently overseas, it could crawl to the break even point by the end of a two month theatrical run, but it's doubtful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Not a fan of Spielburg movies that he makes himself with a few rare exceptions. A bit better in collaboration with others.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

252 Some people complain about some of the statements he makes at times, but I'll guarantee that every public statement he makes is vetted by Trump first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 12, 2026 12:59 PM (edUvp)


JD was a communications and PR guy. He knows the game and is very good at it. Trump is better, but Trump has had more experience and autonomy than a PR guy from the Marines.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

253 244 >>I remember being told that US funded biolabs in Ukraine were a paranoid fantasy and that merely talking about it was the same as pledging my soul and fortune to Putin.
Posted by: JackStraw

It was never a secret. US after the fall of the Soviet Union was afraid that scientists would migrate to China, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, etc. in the 90's so they created a make work employment program for biological and chemical warfare scientists in the former Soviet Republics. Like always, once such a program is created, it never goes away and eventually the CIA got deeply involved in a big way with it and the program expanded to places like China and Wuhan.

Knew some of the policy guys that originally set the program up as Sam Nunn and Richard Lugar were deeply involved in that. Same with retrieval of nuke stuff from those former Soviet Republics.

Posted by: whig at June 12, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

254 If you notice, Elon is being smart by keepin xAi behind the leaders and is actually making bank renting his older Colossus hardware to his competitors for billions per month.
_whig

Something like 3. That's some Starlinks, rocket motors, and launches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 01:21 PM (P4ocI)

255
JD was a communications and PR guy. He knows the game and is very good at it. Trump is better, but Trump has had more experience and autonomy than a PR guy from the Marines.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

That's why he keeps sending him on missions,
Big Daddy is raising him up to be president. He has experience at raising good men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 01:24 PM (P4ocI)

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat