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Grasping Basket-Case Nancy Mace Humilitated in Run for SC Governor, Finishing... Fifth
How could she finish fifth in the SC Republican gubernatorial primary? She got Trump's endorsement!
Or... so her social media account strongly implied, using an AI generated fake picture of her and Trump.
Throughout the campaign, Nancy Mace kept arguing that Pamela Evette was claiming an endorsement that hadn’t occurred. At 2:05 p.m. on May 29, she posted on X, “Pamela Evette is NOT ENDORSED by DONALD TRUMP. Do not believe her LIES.” Her post included an AI-generated image of… pic.twitter.com/P2hN1XhoSQ
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) June 9, 2026
Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C., on Tuesday seemed to leave open the door to remaining in public and political life after her fifth-place finish in the South Carolina GOP gubernatorial primary.Fifth in a six-man field.
From the NY Post: She's really milking this "survivor" claim.
"I will always be grateful for the people of South Carolina who trusted me, fought with me, and refused to look the other way. This isn't the end of the fight. It's just the end of this chapter," she said, without specifying future plans. ... Mace appeared to blame her loss on her support for releasing the Epstein files. "I voted to release the Epstein files and lost some support for that. As a survivor, I chose to stand on principle and stand against the Epstein cover-up," she added. "I chose to expose the names hidden in the sexual harassment slush fund."
Mace attributed the snub to her support for releasing government documents related to convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein. "I know I put the likelihood of an endorsement on the line when I demanded transparency on the Epstein files," Mace wrote on X. "I demanded it because you deserved the truth -- ALL OF IT -- and as a survivor of a corrupt and broken court system, I will always pursue justice for those who deserve it. "If sacrificing my values is the price of an endorsement, I will never pay it."
Is she talking about those sketchy, vague claims that her then-fiance took videos of her when she was working out in the gym? Is that what she "survived"? I think I remember some other claims from when she was younger. But the fresh claims of being caught on surveillance cameras when fully dressed in a gym make me wonder very much about claims she has been abused but "survived" that abuse.
Nancy Mace does not have the emotional intelligence to hold the office she has much less to that which she aspires. This looks petty.
— Church & State (@ericschurchnst
Also, Mace used the Epstein case. She continues to use it as an excuse for her failure to get elected. Previously, she used it just like Massie,… https://t.co/DwcRcjlnXuJune 10, 2026
Church & StateAll of these assholes blame the Epstein Files for their losses. That gets it backwards. They are all already in big trouble, and they cast about for some issue they would pull them out of the abyss. In the late innings, all of them chose to join the Democrats to pretend that Trump is in the Epstein Files and/or covering the Epstein Files up to protect Mossad. I will always remember her for the class and sense of propriety she showed when addressing the audience at the National Prayer Breakfast, when she told mostly-religious attendees that the boyfriend she has sex with outside of wedlock tried to get intimate with her that morning, after (one assumes) sleeping with her all night, but she told him no, she had to get ready to deliver prayerful remarks and pick out a tight top that showed that she is Blessed by the Lord in the juggs department. I'm not a prude. I do have a sense of propriety, though. She says she's honoring her pledge to serve only three terms in Congress... which sounds noble, except she never made that pledge. She's trying to claim that she did the noble thing in failing to climb the political ladder.
@ericschurchnst8 Nancy Mace does not have the emotional intelligence to hold the office she has much less to that which she aspires. This looks petty. Also, Mace used the Epstein case. She continues to use it as an excuse for her failure to get elected. Previously, she used it just like Massie, who used it just like the Democrats. It was a drum to beat to make noise, gain attention, further political ambition. Of course, this is what politicians do. We need statesmen, not politicians. We need people who for to serve the public, not public figures who merely call themselves a public servant in order to make personal ambition. Surprisingly, it seems that the only other type of person that is fit for office other than statesmen is businessmen. That is why Trump is good. He sees problems and wants to fix them. Unfortunately, he has to get the support of politicians to make lasting changes.
There’s no public record anywhere of Nancy Mace ever pledging to serve only three terms, no speeches, no interviews, no filings, no campaign materials, and nothing on her official accounts. The only place that claim appears is this X account post. What is verifiable is this: the… https://t.co/xLYpzNfQVF
— Don Draven (@DravenDon) June 10, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2026 01:10 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 10, 2026 01:12 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: H at June 10, 2026 01:12 PM (w8ire)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (54EQa)
Posted by: four seasons at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (x4yF4)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (CSQvy)
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Methodists?
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: DubbsCheckem at June 10, 2026 01:14 PM (rcAWz)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2026 01:10 PM (73/SM)
The only way that makes sense is if she is on it, and was on the island.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 01:14 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2026 01:15 PM (kG3Vo)
I don't mind 3rd-rate candidates so long as they accept that they are role-players, not play-makers, not stars.
Shut up and vote the way the base and its representatives tell you to vote and I don't care if you're a bit of a dumbass.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)
And bulldykes. Never forget the Bulldykes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (CSQvy)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)
All of them seem to lose reelection.
There's probably a common lesson there ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
I sometimes think her cans distracted most 'rons from any critical analysis of her suitability for office.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (54EQa)
Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (7wuZW)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (1wjle)
Bingo!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 10, 2026 01:17 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:17 PM (kG3Vo)
[Fox 6] Minocqua Brewing Co. owner Kirk Bangstad, a Democrat who gained national attention for social media posts offering free beer on the day President Donald Trump dies, did not make the cut. The Wisconsin Elections Commission said he did not get enough valid signatures to make it on the August primary ballot.
Yes, Wisconsin gets to hear 7 Democrat/Socialist candidates, and 2 Republican candidates, yapping for another two months until its primary.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 01:17 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM
Masterful summary of the current Dem members of Congress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 01:18 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: torabora
Hey, Big Boy!
-- Lauren Boebert
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (7wuZW)
Perhaps you're thinking of Boobert?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 10, 2026 01:18 PM (zafwz)
Wtf is she talking about? Is she claiming to be a "survivor" of sex abuse? A "survivor" of a court case? Both?
Just remember: she was the lunatic attention-whore who deliberately shared naked pics of her -- barely in silhouette, but still -- allegedly illegally taken by that scumbag ex-fiance (showing great judgment there too, Nance!).
"My scumbag fiance took illegal naked pics of me! I feel so violated and abused! Feel so very sorry for me! Oh ... and here's the pic ...."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2026 01:19 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2026 01:20 PM (LVfou)
The point isn't to show up with any evidence. The point is to sow FUD.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)
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So... new Party, then? Because that's all of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Steiner at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (54EQa)
You mean next to such paragons of civic virtue and personal political morality like Ron Wyden or Nikki Haley?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Funny thing is, most of the known Epstein clients are Democrats or fellow travelers. If a list existed, and had any prominent Republican names on it, Biden's gang would have released it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)
The point isn't to show up with any evidence. The point is to sow FUD.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)
+1
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 10, 2026 01:22 PM (R2gO3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 10, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (gKWVE)
Heck, I finish a fifth before lunchtime. *hic!*
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (zQLjY)
-- Lauren Boebert
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
I would allow Lauren Boebert to grope me in a movie theater...
as long as she bought the tickets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 10, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd)
Yes. And a Rule 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (F8sQr)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (gKWVE)
________
That's a very very very long list ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 10, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd)
Yes. And a Rule 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (F8sQr)
Fair reminder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (xcxpd)
Shut up and vote the way the base and its representatives tell you to vote and I don't care if you're a bit of a dumbass.
Posted by: ace
As a grifting, fourth rate little blogger, with your idiot menches that follow you around, you're no one to to tell someone how to vote.
When did you take a charm school class from that asshole Mark Levin?
Your just an angry little man with your angry little blog.
And you're a big cunt too.
Asshole.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (vcOmj)
This is going to sound totally sexist (because it is) but we have been burned so many times on "conservative" women that seem to be attention seeking whore types are just trying to cash in on another form of celebrity.
Posted by: Leupold at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (HRS2p)
Posted by: torabora
Hey, Big Boy!
-- Lauren Boebert
It is time for that most exalted of conjunctions: AND!
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (zQLjY)
Victims of abuse and molestation have problems because they blame other people for the situation, as is legally and morally correct, and in their deepest part of their souls they blame themselves, which is how human brains are wired. This conflict causes a lot of personal problems, which is exacerbated by social norms and assumptions behind the laws.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
I assumed because there were five candidates, but no, there were six! At least she wasn't last lol
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (zQLjY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (4NO2D)
Being mothers or being whores
Then again Mace WAS a good Congress whore...
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: SC voters at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (Kdi1r)
Speaking-of, South Carolinans might not have been able to find anyone to beat off Graham (Lynch was worse), but they did remove an actual Democrat from running for Attorney General was a "Republican". Nice try, David Pascoe.
Unfortunately RINO Removal continues in that state. Goldfinch got 42% on his own, and he's one of the twinks who allowed Clyburn to keep his seat in the House.
So, David Stumbo needs help. He only got 34% which is terrible for the only real Republican in that race.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)
This is going to sound totally sexist (because it is) but we have been burned so many times on "conservative" women that seem to be attention seeking whore types are just trying to cash in on another form of celebrity.
Posted by: Leupold at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (HRS2p)
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The "conservative" men are the same. Only they don't trade on sex appeal for their whoring. They sell fake ideology and promise whatever you want to hear. Eyepatch McCain comes to mind.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (iFTx/)
Wheaties status:
[ x ] pissed on
[ ] not pissed on
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (1z8ji)
The "Epstein Files!!!!" are overtaking JFK's assassination as the dumbest obsession ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (54EQa)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:27 PM (Usr8X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Leupold at June 10, 2026 01:25 PM (HRS2p)
The men are attention seeking whores too, but nobody actually cares about Jim Jordan's Lower Biceps.
(Boy, there's a nic if any new lurkers are looking for one...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
I see that more protest are planned.
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (gKWVE)
________
That's a very very very long list ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
... and one that should be public, including the size and date of each payout.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 01:28 PM (qx7Zg)
You seem angry. In an cuntish asshole kind of way. And on a little blog too.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
He had also helped his attacker move in just a few days prior.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (Kdi1r)
.......
DC would be empty.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (SHDHN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Nelly at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Heck, I finish a fifth before lunchtime. *hic!*
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (zQLjY)
Pfft...piker...
Posted by: Hic Hillary Hic at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Let it rise to a crescendo, organically, and culminate at its maximal point of impact.
....
Dicknuts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (Ot/FD)
(Boy, there's a nic if any new lurkers are looking for one...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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There is, but it just seems worse with women.
Like Jordan is worthless, but someone like Nancy Mace, Boebert, or MTG are just next level crazy and embarrassing.
Posted by: Leupold at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
Exactly. Her rack is a Capitol Building 8, which is why she was fun to have around for a while.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: That Guy at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (6VEkT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (54EQa)
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Wow... and I thought the Europeans were already resorting to unseemly measures to exterminate the disabled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 01:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
He had also helped his attacker move in just a few days prior.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 10, 2026 01:29 PM (Kdi1r)
Keir the Kocksucker has stated he is going after the anti-migrant protestors.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (F8sQr)
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (fZiTB)
Yes, Katie Porter finished 5th, but in a 100ish person field.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (O7YUW)
Missed It By That Much
'Gubernator' hopeful Nancy Mace
Is a notable grasping basket case
Her results, I suppose
Reached historical lows
Finished fifth in a four-person race!
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:33 PM (n5tGW)
... this is a guy who was banned from here, isn't it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Shopping for fresh greens in the veggie section: The Spinach
Acquisition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 01:33 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (F8sQr)
Of course, he is far too weak in his position to allow any concession to the voters.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2026 01:33 PM (rbvCR)
Heck, I finish a fifth before lunchtime. *hic!*
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 10, 2026 01:23 PM (zQLjY)
Pfft...piker...
Posted by: Hic Hillary Hic at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (QGaXH)
Amateurs botf yas....I can outdrink bof a yas... and blow - I mean lick- any man in the joint....
Posted by: Kammie H at June 10, 2026 01:33 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM
So, blow up Washington and start over?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
It's lame and tiresome.
With that said, I'd like to see her boobs.
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
... this is a guy who was banned from here, isn't it?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
safe bet
Posted by: runner at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Idiot Mench at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)
The Democrats exploiting a vulnerable population they claim to serve and protect, just in order to accrue power??
I shan't believe it!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (RIvkX)
Statesmen are dead politicians.
Lord knows we need more statesmen.
Posted by: Opus the Penguin at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (WbWbV)
Posted by: Idiot Mench at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)
Shouldn't that be Sr.?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
All of them seem to lose reelection.
There's probably a common lesson there ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Victimhood as a means to get power is not attractive unless you are a Dem I guess.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (F8sQr)
This will probably peter out on its own. But Starmer shouldn't make a point of it. I don't think England has the wherewithal to carry threats through with Ulster against them, and if England decides to intervene, it'll just get everyone on their side.
He'd do best to shut his faggot mouth and hope this goes away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
It's lame and tiresome.
With that said, I'd like to see her boobs.
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
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Chelsea Handler. I saw the Kevin Hart roast on NF. Handler was there with her obviously fake boobs busting out all over. Her entire act, and indeed everyone's entire act roasting her, is that she's a slut who fucks everyone but especially black rapper types. That's the entire act. Boring and tiresome.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)
Two-tier justice is in clear view over there. White guy or guys attack a random non-white and it is a national crisis requiring His Majesty's Government and its Gestapo to warn a racist apocalypse is being launched by the evil 'far-right,' and the 'far right' must be crushed NOW. Non-white guy or guys attack a random white person and it's, "We must beware of 'far-right' Islamophobia or another phobia breaking out due to this isolated incident! We must stamp-out the 'far right' immediately!
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:35 PM (n5tGW)
Ireland was the first English colony
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (rbvCR)
It's lame and tiresome.
With that said, I'd like to see her boobs.
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 10, 2026 01:34 PM (oqH4h)
No lies detected.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:16 PM (54EQa)
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Sorry so late to comments. I just realized this was a post.
Posted by: Slo at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (uv6Oe)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Why they using a pinch-skank? Did Lisa Lampanelli retire or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (IQhz0)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:38 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Everybody guard your backside. Looks like Mr. Platner has arrived to dominate everyone and we know what he wants after that...
Posted by: Nelly at June 10, 2026 01:38 PM (6+ehB)
********
The GOP: A Big (Empty) Tent
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 01:39 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
She has never been funny that I've found. Also, she should've got her money back on the boob job. Seems she went to the same surgeon as Tara Reid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nelly at June 10, 2026 01:38 PM (6+ehB)
But were INVITED guests.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2026 01:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 01:40 PM (6V12Q)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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Definitely not Victor Davis Hanson.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2026 01:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Nelly at June 10, 2026 01:38 PM (6+ehB)
To poop?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (qgHp7)
I'm sorry, this is "Arguments". "Insults" is down the hall...
Posted by: The Flynig Circus at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (ReYtg)
James Talerico has arrived to break into his house, for some reason.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)
There is a niche group of soccer fans in the US who are annoying as fuck. They’re like CrossFit people. Their whole fucking lives are about their team. Usually a team in England, these people get up at 5am on Saturdays to go to bars and watch games. And they’re sad that nobody outside their little bubble gives a fuck about the World Cup. It’s like my dude do you think anyone in England cares who wins the NBA finals or the Stanley cup? No they do not.
I’m kind of excited about it. But I’m also not counting down the seconds until kick off on Friday. I’ll watch some games here and these especially the US ones and then be disappointed as usual with out performance.
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (Usr8X)
So why the hell did you even run in the first place if you were planning on ... not running? Numbskull.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)
Why they using a pinch-skank? Did Lisa Lampanelli retire or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (Ot/FD)
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I guess that had to DEI a white Jewish woman. Oddly, the host was another pasty white guy. I never heard of a bunch of people on the stage.
If I was one of the roasters, my opening line would have been, "I was so excited to be invited to a big celebrity event. But where are the celebrities? Who the fuck are you people? Wait .. is that Gabrielle Union? [It was Regina Hall.] No, it's not Gabrielle? Sorry, what can I say? They all look the same to me ...."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (0e5Te)
James Talerico has arrived to break into his house, for some reason.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG)
They will be found together scissoring at some point before November.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
I wish I could forget more than just her name.
Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (bHWR0)
Comediennes just sound bitchy because they're incapable of making fun either of themselves or women in general.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (54EQa)
Yes, Katie Porter finished 5th, but in a 100ish person field.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 01:32 PM (dK+Kv)
Wait, does this count as one post or two. AFAF
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 01:43 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (rbvCR)
A lot of it, yeah.
It got a little fuzzy in the Middle Ages what with Normans and then Angevins being dukes at home in France but (somehow) kings in England. So did they owe fealty to Paris or to London?
Eastern Ireland got stuck in that mess. Prince John tried to rule Ireland as a colonial overlord and almost got kicked out as a result. (John wasn't very good at this.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (bHWR0)
Geraldo Rivera is a national institution and you should show her more respect than that, Sir.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: far cry at June 10, 2026 01:43 PM (WbWbV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (54EQa)
I told you before about female "comedians."
Posted by: Jerry Lewis at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
X Fuck
Marry
Elect
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: far cry at June 10, 2026 01:43 PM (WbWbV)
*sobs*
*runs from the room*
Posted by: British Royal Navy at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
There is a niche group of soccer fans in the US who are annoying as fuck.
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM (Usr8X)
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American fans of European soccer teams are so fucking gay it makes a weekend on Fire Island look like a Baptist revival.
Soccer sucks to begin with, and add on the fact that the lowest ticket price to watch East Bumfuck play West Bumfuck in a game that absolutely will not matter to the outcome of the tournament is upwards of $500, all of these faggots can keep their commie kickball and go play it somewhere that isn't the USA.
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (bXbFr)
I'm unfamiliar with her cans, her twist off jars, or her plastic containers. I also wouldn't have any clue who she was if you showed me a picture without her standing with Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (PFs9e)
You're just an angry little man with your angry little blog.
And you're a big cunt too.
Asshole.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition
Someone probably beat me to it...don't be a troll, attend a learing center and learn to engrish.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (PnEh/)
Some reporter starts spouting nonsense in an interview, the candidate turns to the camera, raises both hands like a conductor and says, "Ok, everyone. Ready. Annnnnd, F*CK OFF."
Worried about backlash after another Muslim slaughter? "F*CK OFF." Some calls him a bigot for not wanting men in the women's restroom. "F*CK OFF."
It's a universal phrase with many uses.
Posted by: Orson at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (dIske)
I'm sorry, this is "Arguments". "Insults" is down the hall...
Posted by: The Flynig Circus
......
Just put a note in the suggestion box next to the door.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:41 PM
My office is jazzed about it. I have no F's to give for metric kickball.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM (Usr8X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:37 PM (Ot/FD)
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I saw Lampanelli back in the day, before she was famous, at comedy clubs in NYC. Small crowds, dark crappy clubs, one step above open mic night. She was ahead of her time, and very funny.
A lot of her act was ad-libbing insults and self-deprecating comments based on who was in the crowd. Not easy to do.
But I heard she got woke and dissed everything she ever did.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
There's a lot of enthusiasm among people who hate soccer because social media's been full of posts from Europeans (particularly Germans) who are here for the World Cup and have discovered that America is awesome and their media are lying about it. One woman was going on rapturously about ranch dressing and asking why they don't have it in Europe, which is pretty funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: tubal
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He looks like Gabby Hayes.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 10, 2026 01:47 PM (YrTAQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (PFs9e)
I for one would be very interested in her twist off jar.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 10, 2026 01:47 PM (kG3Vo)
American fans of European soccer teams are so fucking gay it makes a weekend on Fire Island look like a Baptist revival.
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They hope if they show enthusiasm for soccer, Europeans will like them. This hope will go forever unfulfilled.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:47 PM (54EQa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 10, 2026 01:47 PM (bx2ki)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
********
Snort!
Posted by: muldoon at June 10, 2026 01:47 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (0e5Te)
Then some jerk writes a book five hundred years later and suddenly everyone hates the guy.
History is brutal, man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (0e5Te)
Well, Keith talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded, so........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (54EQa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
It's the same as when Obama says POCK-EE-STAHN.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (0e5Te)
Heh I remember that. And it’s 100% correct. Hey assholes you live in Suburban Seattle and Denver not Kensington gardens London. Stop it.
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (Usr8X)
The point isn't to show up with any evidence. The point is to sow FUD.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 10, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)
Proof that Trump is a long-time pedo in the Epstein files is the Holy Grail of the TDS crowds here and in Europe.
Ask them why the Biden Admin leak the Epstein Files proof about Trump? Their answer is, "mumble mumble Biden followed the rule of law about keeping the files secret mumble mumble!"
Also, "Of course Trump didn't release the dirt on himself in the Epstein Files in his first term!" And "Of course Trump is not releasing evidence of his pedo crimes now!" or, "Of course there's no evidence of Trump's pedo crimes in the released Epstein Files! He ordered all those files destroyed a millisecond after his second inauguration!"
They will only be satisfied Trump is not a pedo if he conclusively proves he is not a pedo. He must prove the negative to their satisfaction, which is impossible, or he's guilty, guilty, guilty!
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)
I'm curious . Do men ever hit the wall?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
Sure. It usually just takes into their 80's before it happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I laughed. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (PFs9e)
What law prevented releasing the files?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Gqar8)
The rest of them are still intensely gay.
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
I think pink dildo tossing would be funnier.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
Lol, we're born on the other side of it, Fen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 01:42 PM (0e5Te)
There are countless things we guys confuse "I'd like to do her" with - in regards to much of the female population.
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Qqh23)
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Usr8X)
I'm curious . Do men ever hit the wall?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
Sure. It usually just takes into their 80's before it happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
We hit the Wall when we run out of money.
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 01:52 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (oqH4h)
"Big Fans of the Arse".
Like a Friend of Dorothy. But with more ball kicking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:52 PM (Ot/FD)
There are some twist off jars that even my husband can't get off and he had to use pliers with them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:52 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM
Men are judged by women primarily as providers, so it doesn't matter what they look like. I mean, a woman married Tom Daschle, for those who remember that freakshow.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:52 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
Sure. It usually just takes into their 80's before it happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM
From what I've seen in a lot of bodycam footage, meth can accelerate that process by about 50 years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (PFs9e)
Eurotrash fans are silly that way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 01:52 PM (2ocoG)
Henry Waxman has a wife.
A human wife.
On purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (kG3Vo)
However Biden, and especially Barky know to get files unsealed and they could have done it easily
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (6V12Q)
One stupid thing about soccer is "extra time". Like, nobody except the referee knows how much. All of the sudden, everything stops.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (54EQa)
Where does it stand with the actual Epstein files? Are there any names left to release that won't slander people whose names merely appear in the files? That's all we got from Khanna and Massie, six innocent names released on the House floor, putting these two clowns beyond lawsuit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (bFu5X)/i]
Truth!
Posted by: Zombie Lane Staley at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
That was enough for South Carolinians, including from our huge Yankee refugee population.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (wBaIH)
it depends on the. nationality, but pretty much no
if they stay relatively in shape they look ... better as they gray. they can even look good bald if they shave their head, stay in shape, that sort of thing
it's frustrating lol
I assume shaving helps the skin on your face be less wrinkly?!?!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (j+aD2)
History is brutal, man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:48 PM (Ot/FD)
That that book say he offered the kingdom to the reigning Caliph? That's the worst I've heard about him, besides maybe liking younger, very younger women.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM
Yes. When their bank account is empty.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (kG3Vo)
I'm curious . Do men ever hit the wall?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
Sure. Physically speaking I already have. It’s downhill from here
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Will Robinson at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (zBgIx)
Her 'sense' propriety.... not so much.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 10, 2026 01:54 PM (9r++g)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 01:55 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (54EQa)
When the ball goes out of bounds, they pick it back up, then run up the sidelines to wherever they feel and throw it back in. Then, they spend SO MUCH TIME flopping around like a fish on a dock when they're challenged, they must add 'Stoppage Time' at the end of each half to make up for all the time wasted during the actual match.
It's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)
No, they just become ever more distinguished until they become extinguished.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 01:56 PM (1z8ji)
A human wife.
On purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Some mysteries are known only to God.
In this case, that's beyond a blessing.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 10, 2026 01:56 PM (ifvXO)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 10, 2026 01:56 PM (JNTt1)
When a male hits the wall is directly proportional to his bank account value.
Zero dollars= damn you is fully
Lotsa dollars = damn you is hawt, can you raise my three kids by separate baby daddys?
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 10, 2026 01:56 PM (PnEh/)
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"Not as long as their dicks stay hard, IYKWIM"
-- The Paolo
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*snort*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (ifvXO)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 01:51 PM (Gqar
Ollalamaliztli is not boring.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (Usr8X)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 10, 2026 01:57 PM (PnEh/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (54EQa)
Exactly. Because the clock counts UP and the on-field referee is the only one who knows how much "stoppage time" there has been.
If only there was a way to choose a standard amount of playing time - say 90 minutes - count DOWN from there, and pause the clock when necessary, then continue counting down. Or is that just crazy talk?
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2026 01:58 PM (Qqh23)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 01:58 PM (kG3Vo)
And you're a big cunt too.
Asshole.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition
Someone probably beat me to it...don't be a troll, attend a learing center and learn to engrish.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 10, 2026 01:45 PM (PnEh/)
Wait a second. A little man, a big cunt. Does that mean...
Ace is the Clitoris! They hid it in plain sight, the sneaky bastards.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2026 01:58 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (54EQa)
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Yeah, heaven forbid someone figure out what the fuck a stopwatch is and how to use it
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 01:59 PM (oqH4h)
What law prevented releasing the files?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't know. They don't say. If you put that question to one of the TDS Pedo Crowd, the standard reply is along the lines of, "You're a brainwashed Trump MAGA cult member! You know he's a pedo but you won't admit the evidence proves it!" The TDS crowds love to call anyone who doesn't express hatred of Trump a Trump Cultist, who is blind to the truth.
In.Sanity.
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 01:59 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2026 02:00 PM (Gqar8)
I have missed you girl
Posted by: ...
Ditto.
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Joy Reid at June 10, 2026 02:00 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: m at June 10, 2026 02:00 PM (6wpGE)
Or is that just crazy talk?
Posted by: Doof at June 10, 2026 01:58 PM (Qqh23)
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There would be nothing easier to implement. It would make the end of the game more exciting. It would draw the crowd in. And that's why it will never happen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (54EQa)
Not really, so long as they keep in shape and take care of themselves. The inevitable things that happen as we age (greying, balding, sagging, etc) do not detract as much on men as they do on women.
I've always said that women's attractiveness is front-loaded, while men's have the same in total but it's spread out.
No man at any age can match the goo-goo-ga-ga that accompanies a hot lady in her prime. She owns the world. She'll always get what she wants.
But that is relatively fleeting. Front-loaded. Men never reach that peak, but they age better so their attractiveness extends future into the future.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 10, 2026 02:02 PM (wGerL)
One stupid thing about soccer is "extra time". Like, nobody except the referee knows how much. All of the sudden, everything stops.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 01:53 PM (54EQa)
It’s not as bad as it used to be. Up until maybe 15 years ago it was a true mystery. But now they give a number of minutes expected extra time. So it’ll be like 4 mins or 7 mins or whatever. The referees is still the decider when it’s over but it’s almost always within the parameter established at the end of regulation time. Like it may start as 7 and ref lets it go to 8 but it’s not like it will got to 15 or end at 2 or whatever. That’s how it used to be it was 100% a mystery until the ref blew the whistle.
Posted by: Heroq at June 10, 2026 02:03 PM (Usr8X)
Spencer Pratt has clapped back after Jimmy Kimmel roasted him for being beaten in the Los Angeles mayor’s race.
During his monologue Tuesday night the TV host mocked claims the election was “rigged” and brought up the former reality TV star’s previous comments he would leave the city if he lost.
“I know things might be tight right now, especially with the out-of-state donation money running out,” Kimmel said during his monologue.
“Moving is expensive, so to help you out we rented you a U-Haul. Our staff spent the whole day decorating for you, and everybody will notice you and wave goodbye as you leave.”
The image shared by Kimmel shows Pratt appearing to cry, plastered across a U-Haul with the phrase, “Just defeated.”
Pratt snapped back Wednesday morning in what is only the second time he has spoken out since the election results were called, tweeting a video of his destroyed Pacific Palisades home.
“Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack,” he wrote.
Posted by: beckster at June 10, 2026 02:03 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
It's perfect for Pride Month, though.
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)
And that will leave... who exactly? I mean, I'm with you, but we are irreparably removed from the Founding Fathers. "We" have been conditioned to hate/despise the wealthy and the accomplished, but they are the main demographic that can take leave of their lofty positions to literally serve the nation for a time and then return to life as a private citizen after a term or two. Now, it's not service; it's a career path. And it's exorbitantly expensive to get a seat of power. It's kind difficult to campaign, exhaust a fortune, serve one term, and go home. So, the incentive is to remain in a seat forever. Clearly suboptimal from a democratic POV, but understandable.
I wish there was a better solution, but, generally, the most decent cannot afford to serve.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 10, 2026 02:04 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Mrs. Waxmen at June 10, 2026 02:04 PM (jC2+U)
The number of women who look good bald is about the same as the number who look good in leather pants. Very, very small.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2026 02:05 PM (54EQa)
Mace is the case for the early retirement vote!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 10, 2026 02:05 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Wally at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (iFTx/)
It's perfect for Pride Month, though.
Posted by: Bulg
It's all the flopping on the field like gaffed fish that makes it
* chef's kiss *!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (ixS3i)
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Am I supposed to get this?
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (kG3Vo)
And I used to love playing the game... when I was 15.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 10, 2026 02:08 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 10, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (kG3Vo)
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His house burned down in the Palisades fire.
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 02:08 PM (oqH4h)
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Am I supposed to get this?
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 02:07 PM (kG3Vo)
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house destroyed in Democrap-created fire?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)
IIRC, the head ref tells the official timekeeper how much extra time to add, or the official timekeeper makes that call. It is announced to the teams, the people in the stadium and the broadcasters. But - extra time can be added during the initial extra time period to account for stoppages etc during extra time. There is no announcement by the official timekeeper about this extra-extra time. IIRC. So everyone but the official timekeeper an/or the head ref is clueless.
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 02:09 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2026 02:08 PM (oqH4h)
Thank you.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 02:09 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 02:10 PM (6V12Q)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Ok - not a bad reply then.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2026 02:10 PM (kG3Vo)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 10, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
Yeah, but he is the perfect democrat/communist. A rabid sore loser and vicious in victory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 10, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)
Update on the Belfast victim, apparently he is 47 and is a special needs individual.
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Wow... and I thought the Europeans were already resorting to unseemly measures to exterminate the disabled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Oh, believe us, we're making an extensive set of notes!
Posted by: Canada's MAID Service -- "Don't Give Us That I Did Not Read the Fine Print Nonsense"! at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Waxman had to go into politics, the job market for Lon Chaney "Phantom of the Opera" impersonators being so limited nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
https://tinyurl.com/3hffyse3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (PFs9e)
-Mrs. Henry Waxman
I'd marry you, if you weren't Jewish, you filthy mongrel.
Posted by: Candace Owens at June 10, 2026 02:12 PM (0e5Te)
or
Jimmy Kimmel
??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
You can't rape the willing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 10, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 02:13 PM (6V12Q)
Doesn't the ref just guesstimate the extra time?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)
IIRC, the head ref tells the official timekeeper how much extra time to add, or the official timekeeper makes that call. It is announced to the teams, the people in the stadium and the broadcasters. But - extra time can be added during the initial extra time period to account for stoppages etc during extra time. There is no announcement by the official timekeeper about this extra-extra time. IIRC. So everyone but the official timekeeper an/or the head ref is clueless.
Posted by: Gref
And now you know why soccer is beloved among members of the "Reclaiming My Time!" Party
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 10, 2026 02:14 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Soccer player at June 10, 2026 02:14 PM (Cqx++)
In.Sanity.
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2026 01:59 PM (5rh/l)
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It's the exact same psychological pathology as Flat Earth thinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2026 02:14 PM (gnNyN)
* Horde commentators
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2026 02:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: GuardianB at June 10, 2026 02:15 PM (y9pGs)
For the young 'uns:
https://tinyurl.com/422ercyh
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:16 PM (IG3/x)
https://tinyurl.com/3hffyse3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (PFs9e)
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It's criminal what the media did to the memory of that poor kid. The media portrayed Metcalf as a racist bully with a short temper who "attacked" Anthony for no reason other than bigotry.
But all the trial witnesses -- including even the defense witnesses -- testified that Metcalf was a boy scout and played almost no role in the confrontation with Anthony. There were at least 10 people in that tent telling Anthony to leave. Metcalf said multiple times "I'm not going to fight you."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Kimmel will need a uhaul when his gig isn't renewed because his ratings are as bad as Colberts.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 10, 2026 02:17 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2026 02:13 PM (6V12Q)
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Can they rape each other???
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
Karmelo Anthony
or
Jimmy Kimmel
??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
Seems 'and' is appropriate here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 10, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 10, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
Just wait until they try BBQ brisket or ribs. They may not cross the Atlantic after the WC.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 10, 2026 02:23 PM (oji8u)
I call bullshit on the so-called "non-partisan"...ACLU is supposedly non-partisan. The California Bar Association is supposedly non-partisan...I bet EVERY F'N ONE OF THE SO-CALLED NON-PARTISON VOTER ADVOCACY GROUPS are partisan as hell, and they go dem/socialist/commie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2026 02:23 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bud Norton at June 10, 2026 02:55 PM (/8Jbh)
A lot of her act was ad-libbing insults and self-deprecating comments based on who was in the crowd. Not easy to do.
But I heard she got woke and dissed everything she ever did.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 10, 2026 01:46 PM
I went to high school with Lisa in southern CT. Of course, her last name was Lampagnalli back in the day. She was funny in HS. She always got the lead in every play for 4 years.
She finally got married like 10 years ago, much later in life. While most of us were divorced by that point, she got married for the first time. They bought a big house on the water in Westport CT and did a lot of work to it. That’s the last I’ve seen of her in any of the alumni news that has come out.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at June 10, 2026 03:32 PM (np2zX)
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