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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 9, 2026 [Doof]
Historical greatness
Today in 1973, the greatest horse race in history was run.
— Today in History (@TodayinHistory) June 9, 2026
Secretariat won the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths to become the Triple Crown winner and set a world record time that has never been beaten!
🎥: CBS Broadcast pic.twitter.com/5p49h583Lf
----- Don't know, don't care - It's now a boob thread!
I don’t know what this fruit is called but I know it needs to calm the hell down. pic.twitter.com/488CoDgsao
— Rob (@_ROB_29) June 9, 2026
----- Florida man vs gator Man Sues Airboat Company After Alligator Bit Him In The Face
A South Florida man has filed a lawsuit against a Central Florida airboat tour company after an alligator bit him in the face during an attraction last summer, according to court records. The lawsuit states that Edil Kasenov visited Airboat Rides at Midway in Christmas, Florida, in June 2025 and participated in the company’s free “Alligator Encounter” experience. *** Court documents state that the alligator bit him while he was participating in the attraction. The lawsuit further argues that the business failed to maintain a reasonably safe environment for guests. As a result of the incident, Kasenov is seeking more than $50,000 in damages. The case remains pending.
----- The math isn't mathing on this one ‘Teenagers’ didn’t exist until the 20th century
For most of human history, you were either a child or an adult. The word “teenager” first entered the lexicon in 1913, appropriately enough, but it wasn’t until decades later that it took on its current significance. The ages spanning 13 to 19 are formative no matter what you call them, but three developments in the mid-20th century had a major influence on the creation of the modern teenager. The first was the move toward compulsory education, which got adolescents out of farms and factories and into high school, where they spent more time among their peers. The second was the economic boom that followed World War II, which created a new, highly sought-after demographic for companies and advertisers. And the third was the widespread adoption of cars among American families, which afforded 16-year-olds unprecedented independence. Because one generation criticizing — and, to a certain extent, fearing — the next is a tale as old as time, not everyone was thrilled about this. In 1953, J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI published a report warning that “the nation can expect an appalling increase in the number of crimes that will be committed by teenagers in the years ahead.”
----- Satisfying to watch!
This has got to be one of the most satisfying jobs available! 👌 pic.twitter.com/96A9fN6hLY
— HOW THINGS WORK (@HowThingsWork_) June 9, 2026
DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition
Tonight's ONT brought to you by tasty beverages
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 09:59 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 09, 2026 09:59 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (9U0Wy)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (6/7Fs)
PS: Is that a submarine in the lower left quadrant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Love the bottled water meme.
Posted by: TRex - driniking from a fire hose dino at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)
Mmmm. Mamanas.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
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I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: A Man Name Jayne at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (jnTpz)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mikeski, with light bulb overhead at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (aJQbY)
My Mom would have killed for one of those things when we were kids. She would say she had to bathe 4 kids to find two of her own.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (jnTpz)
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Seeking $50k in damages? This must be a joke.
I haven't seen a lawsuit for $50k since the 1980s. I mean, what is the point?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (6/7Fs)
Probably mostly full of itself....🧐
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (uTEOj)
Maybe if 1) he had gotten the dirt all the way off, and 2) the power washer doesn't make your hands numb.
We had to do this on Guam on the sidewalks for which we were responsible in base housing. The concrete would turn black with the coral mold. And, you would end up being unable to feel your arms from the elbow down when you were done, because of the vibration of the power washer (communicated through the hose), and force of the water through the wand into your hands.
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (kU0PQ)
America where a 14 year old boy can be chased 100 yards and shot in the back and the shooter can claim self defense.. because hes black
But another teenage boy can be jumped by three white kids much bigger than him, defend himself but be accused of murder.. because hes black.
this case will be appealed and he has a good chance of getting charges reduced due to how the case was handled and politicized.
I feel no sympathy for Austin Metcaff. May this be a lesson to all future Austins/bullies that you just might die and meet Satan for your actions.
Where’s Clyburn and all the congressional black caucus when shit like this happens? They’ll be in our ear telling us to vote in November and stay silent about this and Rick chow. Cowards.
its shocking one white kid can cross state lines with a rifle, shoot someone and be found not guilty but pulling a knife in a physical altercation makes this kid a cold blooded murderer who deserves no mercy.
this is a good use for ai and really can cut through human to human bs. A few days ago I plugged all the information into Gemini and it said the charge should be manslaughter not 1st degree.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)
Go in his tent
He know my intent
Be in his tent
He cant prevent
I be Black
C I L L
The whiteboy
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (2GVsD)
PS: Is that a submarine in the lower left quadrant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Thank you. Just in case it doesn't - send more content!
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:06 PM (/aZwr)
Another round of golf completed today. Shot 96. Well, '96'. When you golf by yourself, you can used as many mulligans needed. I needed it today. It's not like I carry a handicap. The weather is crapping out the next several days. I'll try to do another round tomorrow and then go shooting boom sticks with a friend of mine. He's a member of a sportsman club. This place is behind the middle of nowhere. It's GREAT!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (bfy6w)
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Leftards pimping for Karmelo Anthony.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (K15C4)
Love the bottled water meme.
Posted by: TRex - driniking from a fire hose dino at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Driniking? Seems like you need to be cut off!
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Why do we see so many memes regarding Gen-Xers having it rough? Boomers (both early and late) did all of those things before them. They act like the X-ers invented that shit.
Oh yeah, and get off my lawn!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (jnTpz)
Posted by: 13times at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (D364A)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Remains of the S.S. Minnow.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)
Tick that into the "R" Column. As annoying as Collins is - it's better than nothing, considering how lefty hippie crunchy Maine has always been.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (/aZwr)
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Ah! The dreaded "crossing state lines" trope, a favorite of Leftist media everywhere.
Do these droogs ever have a critical thought in their tiny shrunken heads?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM
***
We could sit here all night and debate who should be cut off from what, but what difference, at this point, would it make?
Posted by: TRex - quantity discount dino at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (L47m7)
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Is that what produces the Apple of Discord?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)
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There's a power washing video game.
https://tinyurl.com/2v7xy6m4
So have at it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (ndZc7)
Gonna have to settle for some ice cream with pears. And chocolate sauce.
I remember turning eleven and thinking being a "teenager" should apply even to eleventeens and twelveteens. I grew out of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (dn9xm)
I wouldn't have thought you would be old enough for THAT Kink song....will wonders never cease...probably your older sister music🤭
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)
What about the convicted paedophile crossing county lines to support Karmelo Anthony?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (2GVsD)
.....but if you make milk from those fruits, I'll allow the name.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)
That made me laugh probably more than it should have
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
SC Primary results--Lady Lindsay wins again.
Stick a fork in Nancy Mace, she is coming in fifth in the governor's primary. Evette, who Trump endorsed and Alan Wilson are going to a runoff for the governor's seat.
Fake GOP Pascoe fails to advance to runoff for the AG race.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg
The biggest nursery in town!
(It's just too easy around here sometimes)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (jnTpz)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TRex - quantity discount dino at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Missed opportunity to sock Hillary and do the {hic!} thing
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Re: the power wash video.
Did you know there's a vidya game called Power Wash Simulator? All you do is power wash filthy buildings.
Fucking Power Wash Simulator.
If see your kids or grandkids playing that shit go buy them a power washer and tell them to power wash houses first $50 bucks.
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (lIDmF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (K15C4)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (Wmg4n)
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They had an appointment with the financial advisor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (6/7Fs)
Secretariat: still holds the time records for the Derby, Preaknes!s and Belmont. What a magnificent animal.
Big Red
Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen
It works the other way in our industry. A woman can be a "teen" well into her twenties. Maybe thirties, if she puts her hair in braids.
Posted by: pr0nhub at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)
Affirmative defense I: Plaintiff is an idiot
Affirmative defense II: Plaintiff is a pussy
Posted by: Case dismissed! *gavel* at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
I wouldn't have thought you would be old enough for THAT Kink song....will wonders never cease...probably your older sister music🤭
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (uTEOj)
Maybe I'm older than 29??
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (wmV8W)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs)
Dis cord, dat cord. Whatever it takes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
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He'll be tame as Red from Shawshank Redemption when they let him out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the caramel sauce too at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)
I think that jury was pretty slick with that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)
The difference is that the "someone" Rittenhouse shot was shooting at HIM.
If "someone" had been shooting at Karmelo, he might've been acquitted too.
"Rittdenhouse killed someone" = "some people did something" (Rep Omar referencing 9/11)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Grayman27 at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the caramel sauce too at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (lIDmF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
In his defense, he was drunk.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)
I was visiting a friend who offered me a downer, which - since I wasn't going anywhere - I took; the one and only time I ever did a downer.
And he turned on the teevee to a horse race. The most amazing horse race in history. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. In distorted subjective time, that horse just kept pulling further and further ahead. Like it had superpowers. I thought I must be hallucinating. Nope. It was real.
Unforgettable.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a horse with heart at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (dn9xm)
Why do we see so many memes regarding Gen-Xers having it rough? Boomers (both early and late) did all of those things before them. They act like the X-ers invented that shit.
Oh yeah, and get off my lawn!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (jnTpz)
Yep, Boomers got the "Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory", and we only got Jarts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Wow - just, wow. They really do live on a different planet, don't they? None, and I mean none of their world view's "facts" are true. Not one.
Also they cannot let Rittenhouse's clear self defense /maiming the pedo attackers thing go, can they?
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (/aZwr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (uTEOj)
Me: LMFAO
Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)
That made me laugh probably more than it should have
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Horse or horse piss? Need to be clear on this.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (qx7Zg)
Thats Billy Preston over there on the Rhodes
Seen that about 100x and never seen that
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)
Geezer Golf update.
Tied for third in a cold and windy day. Covered my bar bill so a good round.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I also had some plastic rocket type thingy that you filled with water and then hand pumped up before launching and trying to put out the eye of your buddy.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)
Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)
In his defense, he was drunk.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)
In the contest between "Florida Man" and a gator, it is not always clear who will win. Especially if Florida Man is drunk . . . or high on meth
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (/aZwr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (IP7s4)
(No connection to those games, just providing info)
Posted by: Nathan at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (KMIjy)
Affirmative defense I: Plaintiff is an idiot
Affirmative defense II: Plaintiff is a pussy
Posted by: Case dismissed! *gavel* at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (TbWk/)
Defense III: Plaintiff attacked the alligator because he's an asshole
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (ndZc7)
That shitbag should've gotten life. And his parents should go down for wire fraud. Something. Goddamn what horrible fucking pathetic homunculi they are.
Posted by: Fuck them all to hell with a spork at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Piper
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Security? Or security of $600K?
Speculating; the lawyer got them out of the courtroom, keeping them from mucking up the sentencing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (K15C4)
Thanks to Doof for tonight's ONT. It was great meeting you at the 2024 NoVa MoMe.
The bit about teenagers leads to a question: when did recreations of the past becomes a thing? I'm thinking of Civil War Reenactments, Rennaisance Faires and so on. I suspect most people were too busy surviving to treat the past this way, but I dunno. Usually the past is something you want to get away from, not recreate.
I'm guessing modern media and media preservation might be the culprit. But then, I'm stupid so who knows what might be what.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Wop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop-bom-bom
Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Titty frutti, oh Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop bom bom
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: mikeski
That made me laugh probably more than it should have
Posted by: Doof
An on-topic "first" that made the CoB laugh! That might get me an upgrade to warped-bar-coaster membership.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Massie lost.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
By a lot, as I recall.
Nobody likes nazis.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)
I think that jury was pretty slick with that.
I think he should have gotten as many years as Austin may have lived -- say, 75 or so.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Orson at June 09, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)
Secretariat: still holds the time records for the Derby, Preaknes!s and Belmont. What a magnificent animal.
Big Red
Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Howdy!
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
*Pours bourbon*
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (+0Wk3)
Nobody likes nazis.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)
I dunno, Democrat leadership has been glazing Maine Kampf pretty hard.
Posted by: Riding his fleisch shtuck at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (TbWk/)
https://youtube.com/shorts/zsVCk7PMLrw
Guess the gift before starting the video. Hint: Grandpa's laughing, and grandma's head is in her hands.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
@TousiTVOfficial
·
3h
More good news on X,
🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
He threw his face into the alligator's mouth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)
lolol did they never cracked open open a history book?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (lIDmF)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
An on-topic first is almost as good as a Sponge FIRST!!! landing as a triple digit comment.
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)
Cornyn is out there right now saying how he was liberated by losing the primary. Because now he doesn't have to lie anymore. Which means ...
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
Weren't they at war just a few months ago?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (lIDmF)
Looks like one of those yummy raspberry flavor-ices.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)
That's just regular rain, it only seems purple because we are looking at it through a haze.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (wmV8W)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)
The difference between Kyle and Austin is that Kyle was armed.
The difference between Kyle and Karmello is Kyle didn't provoke his attackers and actually did what he did in self-defense.
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory - "The Most Dangerous Toy in History".
A rare, complete example of the 1950 Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory in its original red suitcase sold for $15,000 at auction in March 2026.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (y171U)
Guess the gift before starting the video. Hint: Grandpa's laughing, and grandma's head is in her hands.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The most important phrase a Grandpa can tell his grandchild is: "Don't tell your Mom."
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (jnTpz)
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Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (CHHv1)
I had to use a stunt double. Robert the Cat (TM) never returned my calls.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)
Or 8 or 10
Just give them a state(S)
Give them all the votes
Posted by: r hennigantx
And they'll show us how it's done like they did when they took over South Africa!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (lIDmF)
They were, and Trump told them if they didn't knock it off they would lose their preferential tariff rates.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (5rh/l)
He might be in Providence by now with his campaignkreig
His high school classmates wrote in the yearbook he was "most likely to start a revolution."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (2GVsD)
...moving like a tremendous machine...
Posted by: a horse is a horse at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (R+iUD)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (RCjYY)
- - - - - - - -
They're called "melons", of course.
Posted by: Another Anon at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (4h45B)
🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
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We should immediately send aid to both of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (6/7Fs)
Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)
I believe it was the last one - Aggressive scumbag combative in-your-space-whitey black guy went into the rival track (track fer chrissakes) team tent to try and see if someone would start something that he was going to finish. Brought a knife and was planning to use it. Young white track star who had been left in charge by teacher/coach asked him to leave because he was: a) not supposed to be there; and, b) was acting completely and intentionally confrontational, when he didn't things started to escalate with the white guy pushing Anthony. Anthony, who had had his hand in his bag, on the handle of his knife the whole time, took out his blade and ended this young man's life. Leftists are actually arguing that Anthony, was somehow entitled to plunge a knife into this young, innocent, and reasonably acting white kid, because he was being a "bully," on this one occasion only, mind you. Think about the leftarded nature of this thought pattern
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)
Well, you plugged your information into a machine who can't even make up legal cites properly, and it told you what the legal outcome should be? And that corresponded to the bits of evidence you told it? Well, I'm really impressed (with your dim-witted allegiance to both an awful worldview and to technology).
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (n5tGW)
Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)
Perp would hang around high school kids and steal their phones, laptops, wallets, etc.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The most important phrase a Grandpa can tell his grandchild is: "Don't tell your Mom."
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (jnTpz)
I'm actually curious how many of the 'Ettes with grandsons would be laughing instead of worrying.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:31 PM (qx7Zg)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
-
I assume those are in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:31 PM (vSvIl)
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apparently Kuwait and Bahrain are being hit..in a ceasefire kind of way...
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (GD0B3)
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete
*********
So very true. Miss you Pop!
Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Listening to Youngbloods...
Probably no one heard of these guys from 70s...
Lovely music...
Never mind....😶
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (5rh/l)
I hate New England Nazis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)
dude , if you were the only candidate , you'd win too!
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try and love one another right now
Posted by: The Youngbloods at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)
Yeah, that's what I figured. Just senseless violence and moronic barbarity.
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:37 PM (lIDmF)
Give yourself the Soviet Order of the Iron Cross First Class.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)
Those worked great...could shoot 50-75 feet up in the sky.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (y171U)
Listening to Youngbloods...
Probably no one heard of these guys from 70s...
Lovely music...
Never mind....😶
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Love is but a song we sing . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)
Your customers at the glory hole are waiting.
Posted by: oh look, retards on parade at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (R+iUD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM
***
(*channels tankdemon*) Would have been here earlier but had to judge a children's TRex race.
Posted by: TRex - east German judge dino at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
Why don't you 86 that antisemite?
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)
So far, somebody has nuked 4 hashes used by the troll.
Posted by: Will Robinson at June 09, 2026 10:39 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2026 10:39 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: runner
Quoting Axios,
RedboxGlobal
@RedboxWire
·
7s
According to Axios reporter Barak Ravid, Iran launched a wave of attacks involving at least four ballistic missiles and several drones targeting U.S. bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Jordan.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Dad Tonypete discovered some ancient blasting caps in a hidden nook of Grampa's barn and liberated them for fun. They were from the mercury fulminate era and has started to corrode. So, Dad and kids made a small pile of them in one of the fields where the steers weren't and shot at them with a .22 until the Earth Shattering BOOM!!! occurred.
First thing I said to the kids was 'Don't tell Mom what happened!' Well, tried to tell them - our ears were ringing for an hour or so and no one heard anything.
The following day Grampa and I loaded up the remainder in the car and delivered them to the local cop shop. They panicked of course and mobilized the bomb squad to dispose of.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (jnTpz)
Posted by: Will Robinson
Huh. I missed one.
Well, "missed" is far too strong a word.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:41 PM (YZ0Fo)
According to Axios reporter Barak Ravid, Iran launched a wave of attacks involving at least four ballistic missiles and several drones targeting U.S. bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Jordan.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (E4rtv)
dammit! we were 48 hours from a DEAL!
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:41 PM (GD0B3)
I seen the bright lights of Memphis...and the Commodore hotel...
If you be my Dixxy chicken, I'll be your Tennessee lamb...
Oh never mind. I never see Miklos these days...I miss that guy!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (+9wcF)
I think that's the reason Collins flipped on the SAVE Act today-- she knows she needs MAGA in her anti-Platner coalition, & that we don't like her.
Leaving Platner aside for a moment, Collins is a MOST unattractive candidate, & Platner might be the only one who can get her reelected.
And I did say "might." She's so weak, she still could lose.
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
You both get covered in pig shit, but the pig likes it.
Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Q+gd/)
The difference is that the "someone" Rittenhouse shot was shooting at HIM.
If "someone" had been shooting at Karmelo, he might've been acquitted too.
"Rittdenhouse killed someone" = "some people did something" (Rep Omar referencing 9/11)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)
If Ibrecall correctly, Kyle had a confrontation, from which he ran away. One of those guys had a pistol and shot in the air while another guy (the convicted pedo) gave chase. Rittenhouse shot him, then ran some more, skateboard dude smacked him on the head and received a lead reward, another guy tried to smack him , who Kyle shot at, with unknow results as that one never contacted authorities and was never identified, then the final.dude showed up with a gun, but Rittenhous shot first and turned his arm.into hamburger. So, nobody actually shot at Rittenhous, though one of the four people he shot at was prepar___ to.
Big dofference is thst all Rittenhouse's assailantsactually wanted to do him harm, while, from what I understsnd of things, Austin Metcalf was merely trying to get Anthony to leave an area he was not authorized to be, with no indication he was trying to hurt him.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (wmV8W)
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yep, the lies they tell..like "unlimited storage"...
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (GD0B3)
Last I heard, the US Treasury got the funds the IRGC had stashed with the neighboring gulf states to circumvent the financial embargo when the Iran started bombing those same states.
Bessant is floating the idea that the damages caused by Iran will be covered by those seized funds, which is pretty popular
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)
I hate New England Nazis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)
dude , if you were the only candidate , you'd win too!
Posted by: runner at June
Maine is one of the most early vote states in the nation. He probably won 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)
He'd also been kicked off the track team and should have been ejected before this happened, after hanging out in the opposing team's tent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just announced Bill Pulte will take over as Acting Director of National Intelligence EARLY, as of 10 DAYS from now on June 19
That's DESPITE some Senate Republicans demanding he cancel the appointment 🔥
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)
To avoid being beheaded by an immigrant Somali savage?
Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:46 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
See, Raman voters intentionally held their ballots to see how the election would play out before deciding how to vote.
Now...there are several problems with this theory, first, it is much easier to believe that some individual, not thousands of independent voters would make a coordinated decision, but more importantly Raman voters wouldn't know that it was "safe" to vote for her if they didn't see the results before voting and supposedly all those ballots being counted were cast before election day
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
Grace Randolph, big lib, says she's not particularly religious, said she was offended by a moment that happens in the movie and that she was shocked that the actress that did the act agreed to do it.
She also wondered why Spielberg explicitly goes at the Christian faith and say Islam or Buhdism.
She also said he unnecessarily inject politics into the film
Essentially she said Spielberg is misguided and basically an idiot, the film is terrible and he should probably stop making films now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
--
Until the Robber Barons of the mid to late 19th century were manifest most people spent ~75% of their lives working to eat and keep a roof over their heads. There were no 'teenagers' most boys were working by the time they were 10 and girls weren't sitting around on their tuffets.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:50 PM (K15C4)
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just announced Bill Pulte will take over as Acting Director of National Intelligence EARLY, as of 10 DAYS from now on June 19
That's DESPITE some Senate Republicans demanding he cancel the appointment 🔥
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (E4rtv)
Good move! About a year late if you ask me, but not a moment too soon. Why do they want Pulte cancelled, he is already chair of Fannie and Freddie, not some unknown ?
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (GD0B3)
Which you can do when you live in a state that allows you to write the date you voted on the ballot and it will count in place of the postmark.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (+9wcF)
Grace Randolph, big lib, says she's not particularly religious, said she was offended by a moment that happens in the movie and that she was shocked that the actress that did the act agreed to do it.
She also wondered why Spielberg explicitly goes at the Christian faith and say Islam or Buhdism.
She also said he unnecessarily inject politics into the film
Essentially she said Spielberg is misguided and basically an idiot, the film is terrible and he should probably stop making films now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at
Grace Randolph, paid Disney shill, should stop making videos now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Leftards pimping for Karmelo Anthony.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)
If all the posters to that Reddit thread were rounded up and gassed, the world would be a better place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)
>>See, Raman voters intentionally held their ballots to see how the election would play out before deciding how to vote.
You can cast ballots and ballot harvest after election day, they can game the system.
You don't even need a postmark, you don't even need to sign the ballot with a legitmate signature, a smiley face or x will suffice.
The system is literally built to be rigged.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Braenyard
One of my Grandpas began work in the mill when he was 13.(He watered the mules) He retired with 52 years of service.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (jnTpz)
Nice one.
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)
Thank you.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (wmV8W)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
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You've always made Robert sound rather,... aloof.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
==
We are self defending ourselves! Israel is bombing Hezbollah, and Paki/Afghan...I don't know. Phakistan will win, should be over in 12 hours...
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (O7YUW)
How much for all of them?
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
Simple solution, a bigger engine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (K15C4)
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That's an astounding run of mule irrigation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)
Gonna have to settle for some ice cream with pears. And chocolate sauce.
I remember turning eleven and thinking being a "teenager" should apply even to eleventeens and twelveteens. I grew out of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (dn9xm)
I have a nice little rhubarb patch. Stalks are tender and juicy. Missed today, but have been nomming on it for a week now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: GWB
A coworker plugged some shit into an AI, asked it some questions, and the AI made up some CFR cites to support its answer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)
>>Grace Randolph, paid Disney shill, should stop making videos now.
I really don't think she's a Disney shill, she's hyper critical of Marvel and Disney. She's just all on board with DEI and representation and general leftist quackery.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
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No one else will notice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner
=====
I expect some housecleaning in personnel with any Joe Kent sympathizers told to hit the bricks. Trump already noted too many people in that office and that he wanted Pulte to clear house.
I think the main issue is that several Senators are beginning to worry about intel files being released on the Russia Russia lies to a grand jury in Florida. Warner and Schiff are both in legal jeopardy for their dirty deeds in that situation. Dunno if any GOP members of the intel committees are also in jeopardy.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (E4rtv)
One of my Grandpas began work in the mill when he was 13.(He watered the mules) He retired with 52 years of service.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Exactly. Great Grandpa was a cabinet maker, Grandpa went to work for him when he graduated 3rd grade.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (K15C4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My childhood home had a lil rhubarb patch that took over the whole garden. We ate a lot of delicious rhubarb pie. I also liked to chew on it as a tyke.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Simple solution, a bigger engine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (K15C4)
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There's no chance you could shoehorn a JT9D into it, is there?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (6/7Fs)
I can never keep up with y'all.
I surely love my pals here!
Thanks DOOF! and TRex and Scampy, and all the lovely ONTers!
I so love all the AoS wonderfully folks!
I'll never keep up, but I sure like trying😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
She's at most mildly critically of current Disney and that's just because she has to do that to maintain her channel. She's a Disney shill.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I would be laughing while holding my head in my hands and praying that the tike doesn't harm himself!
Posted by: DanMa'am at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Don Black at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
One faction of the regime: "We didn't do it."
The other faction of the regime: "And we'd do it again."
The conflicting statements following the helicopter incident tell you everything you need to know about the state of decision-making within the Islamic Republic right now.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Megthered at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (UQkzn)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
--------
We should immediately send aid to both of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (6/7Fs)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #34- War is good for business
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #35- Peace is good for business
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (snZF9)
Or 8 or 10
Just give them a state(S)
Give them all the votes
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (/+uur)
Move those who act like thugs to Haiti. It's the closest match to their "culture".
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)
🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)
I think the main issue is that several Senators are beginning to worry about intel files being released on the Russia Russia lies to a grand jury in Florida. Warner and Schiff are both in legal jeopardy for their dirty deeds in that situation. Dunno if any GOP members of the intel committees are also in jeopardy.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (E4rtv)
Yes, that office needs an enema. I am glad Trump finally figured out that his new appointee needs to get there sooner rather than later, too much garbage is still being spilled out of that office.
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)
Those worked great...could shoot 50-75 feet up in the sky.
Posted by: Joemarine
All I had was the Estes rockets.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Why don't you 86 that antisemite?
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)
So far, somebody has nuked 4 hashes used by the troll.
Posted by: Will Robinson
====
What?
Troll is off the menu?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
......
Oh no! Did somebody steal a goat?
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)
79 pookysgirl: Brb, grabbing peanut butter ice cream. I'm constantly hungry these days, almost as if someone is sharing my calories.
Heh. At least you have a good excuse.
Posted by: mindful webworker - we all scream therefore we am at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (dn9xm)
Posted by: D. Rink at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (UvJrY)
Posted by: whig
If Iran wants to make friends and influence enemies it needs to forget the US bases and go after the grade schools.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (kYmoU)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I just had mentos and coke.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
All I had were pencils too short to write with, and no eraser.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)
Rick Beato interviewed all the Rush members for his YT channel, and he just released the one with Anika after their first show. Very impressive lady.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (pdTuz)
I can never keep up with y'all.
I surely love my pals here!
Thanks DOOF! and TRex and Scampy, and all the lovely ONTers!
I so love all the AoS wonderfully folks!
I'll never keep up, but I sure like trying😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (uTEOj)
You're not supposed to keep up. You're supposed to get drunk and giggle at us assclowns. We provide a service. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)
mnw, did I miss something? Is Collins now pro-SAVE in rhetoric?
And of course, the big question,
Will anything... happen, if she is? Or is it just posturing knowing it won't come up for a vote again?
Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
So you'd be great at score keeping on the golf course.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)
/golf clap
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (w/O5Q)
And that belly was really soft! Pass it on. But bring your face masks.
I get what I can in this world.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1)
......
Oh no! Did somebody steal a goat?
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)
Some goat-roper's goat said something baaaad about another goat-roper's goat. And the rest is literally ancient history.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (dK+Kv)
Troll is off the menu?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Not much meat there, and it's typically tough - even after being marinated.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:06 PM (qx7Zg)
Oh look, Spielberg is back to his old hobby horse of "Aliens are real, man!"
*yawn*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)
This would never have happened if they had allowed him to compete in the hundred-yard dash while carrying a hubcap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)
For whatever it's worth, Collins publicly announced today that she's changed her mind, & that she now supports the SAVE Act.
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (pdTuz)
yeah I saw that. Some guy at the show filmed the entire concert from the side of the stage. He had shitty seats so he figured he would just film Anika the whole night. It was great footage. She's a frigging beast. I knew she was good, but she's better than I hoped. She crushed it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Gotta get ace's hobo recipe. I bet it'll tender it up.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
I will save bottles I especially like for use with my own concoctions. But the bourbon will be drunk, and then so will I.
“Wine should be drunk, chocolates eaten, and new clothing worn.”— Dominique Ansel
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 09, 2026 11:08 PM (kYmoU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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That guy tried to murder Rittenhouse, coming more or less out of know where after skateboard dude was done... Rittenhouse was on the ground as Lefty ran up his flank and tried to shoot him in the head at a couple feet away...
Rittenhouse managed to shoot first.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)
😊
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama
......
Thanks Barry. And just so you know I'm keeping my tires inflated.
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)
The Pre-Raphaelite art movement was certainly looking backwards and that was in the middle of the Victorian era.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
/golf clap
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
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That was the Senate primary and Mills is the sitting governor of Maine and personally picked by Schumer to run. DSA has taken over the Dem party.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth
And I haven't checked the price of arugula lately either.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (jnTpz)
mnw, did I miss something? Is Collins now pro-SAVE in rhetoric?
And of course, the big question,
Will anything... happen, if she is? Or is it just posturing knowing it won't come up for a vote again?
Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)
Thune said Save Act was dead...
Real good leadership there dude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09
How does this affect FIFA? 😉
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (pZEOD)
>> She's a frigging beast. I knew she was good, but she's better than I hoped. She crushed it.
She played for Jeff Beck, Jeff Beck likes talented ladies, Tal Wilkenfeld played bass in his band as well, she is hyper talented.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama
......
Thanks Barry. And just so you know I'm keeping my tires inflated.
Posted by: wth
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He knows that because the EEEEE sound was what he made when he met his first Pakistani lover when he made the secret trip there.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CFj4+)
Posted by: whig at
The big thing is the dnc and senate fund have yet to purchase air time in Texas. Because it's expensive. There are 20 media markets you have to pay. If they see Maine as a lost cause some of that money will divert that way.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (pZEOD)
May they all succumb to galloping Monkeypox.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:14 PM (1z8ji)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09
A pox on both their houses.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 11:15 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
UPDATE: IRGC warns if America hits, the region will burn.
President Trump: “If people are stupid, we’ll end up in something where we have to wipe out an entire infrastructure of a nation.”
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:15 PM (E4rtv)
Another big star of that race to me was the announcer. How do you tell the horse is "12 lengths" ahead?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2026 11:15 PM (n7rxJ)
In 2008, jihadis slaughtered over 175 innocent people at a hotel in Bombay, India.
India claimed, & I believed it then & now, that the Pakistani govt had knowingly sheltered the terrorists.
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (pZEOD)
The Somali referee was refused entry to the US and sent back to Istambul.
Otherwise, the Brits are complaining about commercialized stadiums in the US and the Germans have discovered Waffle House and ranch dressing.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
If the Taliban declares war on a weakened Pakistan, I’m all for keeping the $40 million payments up.
I hope the Paki’s nuke Kabul and Balochistan declares independence.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (K15C4)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CFj4+)
What’s worth nuking in Afghanistan? Really, are there any targets worth wasting a nuke on?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2026 11:17 PM (ROmrp)
@TousiTVOfficial
UPDATE: IRGC warns if America hits, the region will burn.
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And this time, they mean it!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (pZEOD)
The Somali referee was refused entry to the US and sent back to Istambul.
Otherwise, the Brits are complaining about commercialized stadiums in the US and the Germans have discovered Waffle House and ranch dressing.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (rbvCR)
Are the Brits complaining about ticket prices or the alcohol prices? Have they seen the alcohol prices yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Same as the income tax. We've had better years.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (GRPN7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:19 PM (2GVsD)
@TousiTVOfficial
UPDATE: IRGC warns if America hits, the region will burn.
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And this time, they mean it!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (6/7Fs)
Karen Bass and her Lesbian Fire Department to the rescue!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (6/7Fs)
Came for FIFA.
Returned because FAFO.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (O7YUW)
Lord Bebo
@MyLordBebo
·
6h
🇬🇧 ESCALATION: Cars with migrants are getting attacked; the police are calling for backup.
Anti-beheading riots in full swing. People are pissed.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)
I was more interested in the German who discovered rural Georgia.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Wally at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09
A pox on both their
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
I'm at the point with the some of the shitholes over there where it should be- you get a nuke, annnnd you get a nuke...annnnnd you get a nuke, annnnnd, oh fuck you , you get 2 nukes...annnnd you get a nuke...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:20 PM (E4rtv)
Finally.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
They have that fire out lickety-split!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (jnTpz)
When it comes to Platner knowing what he has been up to when isn't being watched is not a problem. The answer is he failed the character tests repeatedly and in rather spectacular ways.
His response has been to do a lousy Jimmy Swaggart "I have sinned" imitation. His sudden calls for us to grant him grace and to accept without a shred of evidence that he is a changed man, days before a make or break election, reeks of him throwing everything against the wall, so to speak, until he comes up with something that gets him out of the jam he created not over a couple days but over but years of rotten behavior.
With that in mind, one can look at who he is in terms of governance. Here too he comes up short. He has a gift of phrasing and delivery when tossing around a few trite platitudes; the sum of this is an illusion of substance. The reality is he is a volatile jackass with a mediocre record of success. Join that to his gossamer notions about governance and you end up a train wreck Senator.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 09, 2026 11:21 PM (glnUu)
Lord Bebo
@MyLordBebo
·
6h
🇬🇧 ESCALATION: Cars with migrants are getting attacked; the police are calling for backup.
Anti-beheading riots in full swing. People are pissed.
Posted by: whig at
It's a start. Lemme know when Muslims are hanging from lampposts or dying in the streets.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Tonypete
Neither of my grandfathers had high-school educations, because they had to quit school after "grade school" to work full-time. Such was life back then. Of course, that probably left them better-educated than most kids with B.A. degrees today.
Why do we see so many memes regarding Gen-Xers having it rough? Boomers (both early and late) did all of those things before them. They act like the X-ers invented that shit.
Posted by: Tonypete
Because the memes' target is the next generation down. You poke fun at your kids, not your grandkids. If Boomers and Xers put up with the same shit, how do the Boomers give the Xers shit about it? It's the younger generations that had remote controls and delivery pizza from birth, while we could only watch cartoons on Saturday mornings.
Posted by: mikeski's degree is B.S. at June 09, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat
·
10h
🚨BREAKING: More information on the attack last night in Belfast
The victim has been described by locals as an 'extremely vulnerable' man who has difficulty hearing. He is originally from Scotland and moved to the area a few years ago.
His attacker moved in with another Sudanese man just days ago and asked the vulnerable man for help before the attack began.
They finish by saying there is absolutely no way the victim would have stood a chance against his attacker
Absolutely heartbreaking what is happening in our country right now
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Everyone likes glass. Think of all the Crystal wizards and dragons we could make.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
24 hours after footage of an African man trying to saw the head off his Scottish victim in a Belfast street circulated online, Irish politicians and journalists openly discuss on live TV how such videos can be suppressed, in future.
We're going down a dark road. #TonightVMT
Jun 9, 2026 · 10:14 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 11:23 PM (gKWVE)
GB Politics
@GBPolitcs
·
7h
🚨BREAKING: Reform UK Senedd members have contacted Restore Britain to express their desire to defect to the party
Rupert Lowe has confirmed this
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 11:24 PM (+9wcF)
@MyLordBebo
·
6h
🇬🇧 ESCALATION: Cars with migrants are getting attacked; the police are calling for backup.
Anti-beheading riots in full swing. People are pissed.
Posted by: whig at
where is this happening?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (ZVgZ4)
Breaking: Statement from Woodvale, North Belfast
Residents of Ainsworth will gather at 7pm. From today, Ainsworth and surrounding streets are completely ISLAMIC FREE ZONES, zero tolerance.
Landlords facilitating the cultural erosion of these streets will be held accountable.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (E4rtv)
2h
Let’s see @CENTCOM is currently busy over Iran
Turkey attacked the Kurds
The Houthis are striking Israel and Saudi Arabia
Pakistan is bombing Afghanistan
Yeah the midnight oil will be burning tonight
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (K15C4)
”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)
a place called Belfast
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)
Landlords facilitating the cultural erosion of these streets will be held accountable.
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Still my beating heart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:27 PM (6/7Fs)
/golf clap
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (w/O5Q)
That's the Senatorial Primary - and the lady who lost to the Nazi is Janet Mills, current, sitting Governor of Maine. You may remember her as one of the idiot Dems who literally threw herself onto the altar of "trans women" or as I like to call them: "pedo men in dresses" she really, really believes that these pedo men in dresses need to be in your daughter's bathrooms, locker rooms and on your daughter's sports teams. She was sued by the Trump DOJ. Even in earthy crunchy Maine, the tranny rights thing, and being an uber-Karen, is deeply unpopular. Her campaign for Senate tanked before it even really began. So much so that she "suspended " her campaign quite a few months ago.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 11:27 PM (/aZwr)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:27 PM (ZVgZ4)
They were saying on Fox that they blew all the money intended for his defense on themselves so he had to use a public defender.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:27 PM (/1hFh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Nuke is too easy for them.
They should have pain.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (K15C4)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
See if we can get Barbque (or whoever is charge now) to take deported people. Send them some money, charcoal, and dry rub. That should do it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (E4rtv)
You are correct. I was distracted trying to spell gubernatorial. And how do her donors feel? Money well spent? Can they count on the donation in '28?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Belfast
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (YZ0Fo)
I guess the hassan chop dude finally pissed them off.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Ian S
True but not true. They did that. And then when he turned 18 he claimed destitute for a public defender. A big time Dallas lawyer took it pro bono.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
They should have pain.
Kill all the goats?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)
Won't anyone think of the kids?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 11:30 PM (dK+Kv)
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
BREAKING:
Rioters keep breaking into migrant HMOs (Houses in Multiple Occupation, a form of taxpayer-funded housing for asylum seekers) in Belfast to them ablaze tonight.
Fires and riots are reported from across the city
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:27 PM (/1hFh)
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Even pre-civilization savages would have made some accommodation for their tribal kinfolk.
But whatever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:30 PM (6/7Fs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Belfast
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:26 PM (YZ0Fo)
I guess the hassan chop dude finally pissed them off.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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And Scotland, Ireland, and England. Thousands of people have had enough.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)
I hope you always hang around.
Good night sweet one💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 11:31 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
Counterpoint I saw in a YouTube comment: clearly Peart's drum parts aren't very complicated if a girl can play them.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:32 PM (/1hFh)
Breaking: Statement from Woodvale, North Belfast
Residents of Ainsworth will gather at 7pm. From today, Ainsworth and surrounding streets are completely ISLAMIC FREE ZONES, zero tolerance.
Landlords facilitating the cultural erosion of these streets will be held accountable.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (E4rtv)
Nothing cures an invader problem like good old fashioned sectarian violence.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:33 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
The Catholics and Protestants are finally in agreement on something.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
Welp, you have Jonathan Bush, cousin of those Bushes, running for governor and sounding like Paxton in Texas.
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Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
I cannot believe the conversation I just had with George W. Bush’s cousin running for Governor in Maine. Jonathan Bush JUST WENT SCORCHED Earth Against…
- Maine being the #1 landing spot for Somalis in the country
- The Democrats using Maine as their Socialist Sandbox
- Drug addicts being shipped to Maine
- High Taxes
- Policies driving businesses out
- Rampant DEI
Maine is arguably one of the most beautiful states in the country, yet the Democrats have been treating it like their own personal garbage dump and sandbox to experiment with all their insane, socialist, and un-American ideas.
We cannot continue to allow the Democrats to destroy our country. 🇺🇸
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:34 PM (oq9dX)
I knew Secretariat. I saw Secretariat. Golden Tempo, you are no Secretariat.
And the pressure washer guy? Get some soap and the rotating pavement cleaner. Dude, it is your PROfession. Act like a pro.
Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 09, 2026 11:34 PM (Cn3Ag)
They were saying on Fox that they blew all the money intended for his defense on themselves so he had to use a public defender.
Posted by: Ian S.
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CULTURE
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:34 PM (K15C4)
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
·
5h
Anti-migration protesters are taunting Just Eat, Deliveroo and Uber Eats delivery drivers in Liverpool, throwing their backpacks on the ground while chanting:
“Get back on your dinghies”
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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And Scotland, Ireland, and England. Thousands of people have had enough.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:31 PM (E4rtv)
They better start with their leaders before the leaders arm the invaders.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:35 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 11:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:35 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CFj4+)
What’s worth nuking in Afghanistan? Really, are there any targets worth wasting a nuke on?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Yeah, the big ass Buddhas are gone now.
Not much else there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: From about That Time at June 09, 2026 11:36 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 11:36 PM (gKWVE)
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He's a lying SOB. All the Bush's are Skull & Bones suck brothers with John Kerry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:36 PM (K15C4)
"A riot izz a terrible thing!... Und I think it's JUST about time we had one!"
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:37 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 09, 2026 11:37 PM (glnUu)
Let me know when they start crowding 20 people into a 4 man rubber raft to leave.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 09, 2026 11:37 PM (vTZFs)
They're always on the verge of it. As far as I know the last formal military attack on India was by the ChiComs though. (Yes, they think all of Asia, the subcontinent included, should worship Winnie the Xi).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (/1hFh)
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He's a lying SOB. All the Bush's are Skull & Bones suck brothers with John Kerry.
Posted by: Braenyard - some
He didn't win. The dude that did is a long time business owner that has lived I. Maine his whole life. The Maine gov election could be interesting.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (6/7Fs)
Anchored to close with a still onshore wind?
Posted by: From about That Time at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (GRPN7)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
The Irish are such a peaceful and peaceful-seeking people. How could this happen? /sarc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard
Some might say similar of Robert Kennedy.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 11:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My
Pfft in 2 years he'll be on trial for the death penalty for shanking an inmate. Or dead.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 11:38 PM (6/7Fs)
Not even a happy little Bush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Ace Tomato Company at June 09, 2026 11:41 PM (wVcYX)
==
Nation of Islam will find him. Very fertile ground for them. Stats : "80 percent of all prison religious conversions are to Islam".
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2026 11:42 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:43 PM (GD0B3)
Fox was saying that Platner's fundraising went to record high levels once it came out that he probably beats and rapes women. The theory that liberals go on about the Handmaid's Tale because it's what they want is undefeated.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:43 PM (/1hFh)
Fires and riots are reported from across the city
Posted by: whig
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They set up blocking effects at major entry roads slowing down police entry. They set shops and vehicles alight at various unrelated parts of town causing rescue to be be disrupted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:44 PM (K15C4)
Isn't NoI considered head-choppingly heretical by "real" Muslims?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:44 PM (/1hFh)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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It means the overton window is shifting rightwards on issues where even GOPe types have to commit. Same with the massive Border Patrol and ICE bills that funded those agencies through the end of Trump's term.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ian S. at June
Have to support the Nazi to get out the Trump lover that voted to impeach Trump.
Won't happen. Collins will win by 10 (conservatively)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:45 PM (YZ0Fo)
As someone on X said, when white people chimp out, there's actual tactics.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:45 PM (/1hFh)
Posted by: Mia at June 09, 2026 11:45 PM (6/7Fs)
What, they're protesting beheadings? Of all things.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Danny Pearl say, It's about time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 11:46 PM (K15C4)
But yes, zero Muslims consider this cult one of them.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 11:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ian S. at June
And when "they" do the police set the barricades.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
==
not sure about head-choppingly, but yes, they are not considered as mainstream by "traditional" islamic sects
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:48 PM (GD0B3)
Rupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10
·
22h
If a migrant comes to our country and attempts to saw a man's head off in the street, a Restore Britain Government will not deport.
With the British people's approval, that savage will be put to death.
But that is not enough - these atrocities will keep happening. The barbarians are already inside the gates.
Immigration will end from countries that are proven to supply us with these monsters.
Third world migrants who hate our way of life will be removed from our country. Restore Britain will deport millions.
I have had enough. The British people have had enough.
We do not have to live like this - there is another way.
Death penalty, mass deportations, end mass immigration.
That is what Restore Britain will do.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The Lord gave whiskey to the Irish to keep them from taking over the world.
I think they ran out of whiskey today.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 11:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 09, 2026 11:51 PM (pSkMS)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mnw at
I believe they get the heroes welcome for moving the March forward. But they aren't one of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:52 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Strong horse.
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at June 09, 2026 11:53 PM (R+iUD)
>That's where the locusts are swarming.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Mohammed was on the other side.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Kindltot
Lotta that around '44-'45
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 09, 2026 11:54 PM (W5mpo)
@MattWalshBlog
·
1h
This is so devastating. Imagine being a black parent tonight. How do you protect your children? If they go out and stab just one person, they might go to prison. It’s like a black man in America can’t even murder anyone anymore. Unimaginable. Jim Crow all over again. I’m furious.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 11:54 PM (OA2rP)
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:44 PM (E4rtv)
Eh, I've seen lip service out of them before. Do, or do not. Really, I'd just like to thank the Bush Family for their service to this country. Now, gositthefukdown. It's someone else's turn.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2026 11:55 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
They have that fire out lickety-split!
Posted by: Tonypete
Lick it, de split
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 09, 2026 11:55 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Ian S.
Platner is more 50 Shades of Grey.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:55 PM (/lPRQ)
@MattWalshBlog
·
1h
This is so devastating. Imagine being a black parent tonight. How do you protect your children? If they go out and stab just one person, they might go to prison. It’s like a black man in America can’t even murder anyone anymore. Unimaginable. Jim Crow all over again. I’m furious.
Posted by: Ian S
https://tinyurl.com/4acyehjs
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:56 PM (YZ0Fo)
"I said I was the greatest, not the smartest!"
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:56 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 09, 2026 11:54 PM (W5mpo)
It has been 80 years, they need remindin'
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 11:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
The reason they went after Paxton so hard was he had the Gaul to beat a bush (Jebs kid). Now they tryna run their shit in other states. The world is done with the bushes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:58 PM (YZ0Fo)
https://shorturl.at/dfPJr
Posted by: You'll put yer eye out, Moron! at June 09, 2026 11:58 PM (R+iUD)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
Not a fan of the Bush family but notice no Islam is a religion of peace bullshit or diversity good like his cousin made as Prezzie. None of the this is not who were are bullshit either. That means the winds are changing on the whole racism/endless invaders/cheap labor rackets. It is getting less and less tenable as more and more facts get out about Somalis, the rampant theft of government money, the intentional violence and racial hatred that these groups aim at whites, etc.
The Overton Window has to shift before things can get done. Trump is doing a good job shutting the door to new illegals, trying to reduce H1B abuse, and cutting off the social service funding to those still here. A few years ago, you would have all these leading bleeding hearts on news nattering on about how racist this was and unpopular and enough people nodding their heads. Now the center is getting radicalized which is necessary for the mass deportations and removals.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2026 12:00 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ian S.
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I think we need to realize that a whole lot of Jew haters are sending donations to Team Platner, many of which are direct beneficiaries of Somali theft of public money, and foreign nationals using Smurfing. Of course DSA types want to fund white NotSees, they both hate Jews.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2026 12:02 AM (E4rtv)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09
A pox on both their houses.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Probably the most humane thing to do is move half of each country's population here.
Posted by: George W. Bush at June 10, 2026 12:04 AM (UvJrY)
Posted by: Joe Biden - stuck in a hedge at June 10, 2026 12:05 AM (oq9dX)
Foreign money usually goes to fund independent, "issue" ads.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:07 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: George W. Bush
>George, perhaps you can teach them how to play baseball.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 10, 2026 12:07 AM (pSkMS)
Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09
A pox on both their houses.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Probably the most humane thing to do is move half of each country's population here.
Posted by: George W. Bush at June 10, 2026 12:04 AM (UvJrY)
Wrong. We should save the innocents in this war... the goats and sheep.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 12:08 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 12:08 AM (OA2rP)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2026 12:08 AM (OA2rP)
I hope we're taking notes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 10, 2026 12:10 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Liberia is taking people. The karmelo Anthony fans are welcome to apply.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:10 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I detect ulterior motives.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ian S.
Red Greene would be proud
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:11 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM
Ran out of aiming fluid.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)
I wouldn't have thought you would be old enough for THAT Kink song....will wonders never cease...probably your older sister music🤭
The prominent Van Halen cover of "You Really Got Me" made the original hard rock Kinks trilogy very aware to teens of the late 70s. Yes, trilogy. YRGM, All Day and......who knows?
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 10, 2026 12:18 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I detect ulterior motives.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov)
Don't worry, he just wants sheep to count so he can get back to sleep.
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2026 12:19 AM (vSvIl)
True but not true. They did that. And then when he turned 18 he claimed destitute for a public defender. A big time Dallas lawyer took it pro bono.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
That “big time Dallas lawyer” shit the bed big time on this one. Totally incompetent performance. The defense witness who was forced to recant his testimony was trapped because the lawyer never reviewed the cell phone footage that the prosecution had, even though he had the right to.
Every once in a long while you’ll see a lawyer do this - they’ll take on a high profile long shot case for the publicity, and then blow it so badly that it wrecks their career, and their firm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2026 12:20 AM (orF8y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I detect ulterior motives.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov)
Don't worry, he just wants sheep to count so he can get back to sleep.
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2026 12:19 AM (vSvIl)
If I had ulterior motives, I would have asked for the pigs. Hmmm, Bacon!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2026 12:20 AM (qx7Zg)
Every once in a long while you’ll see a lawyer do this - they’ll take on a high profile long shot case for the publicity, and then blow it so badly that it wrecks their career, and their firm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at
He took it knowing it was a loser. I'm not sure he thought his one witness would turn into a prosecution witness. But ya he thought he'd be the knew warrior defender. This was not the case to do this
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:24 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 10, 2026 12:24 AM (CHHv1)
_whig
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Don't believe him. They are all liars. They lead down the garden path of failure. They say what they have to say to get what they want.
They are 'of the body'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 10, 2026 12:24 AM (K15C4)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
>I shaved the hairs on my chiny chin chin to make myself more presentable. But there's still a semi-auto 12 ga. next to the door.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 10, 2026 12:26 AM (pSkMS)
Paxton won. They lost.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2026 12:30 AM (orF8y)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
That “big time Dallas lawyer” shit the bed big time on this one. Totally incompetent performance. The defense witness who was forced to recant his testimony was trapped because the lawyer never reviewed the cell phone footage that the prosecution had, even though he had the right to.
Every once in a long while you’ll see a lawyer do this - they’ll take on a high profile long shot case for the publicity, and then blow it so badly that it wrecks their career, and their firm.
Posted by: Tom Servo
That “big time Dallas lawyer” probably strongly advised him to plea to the manslaughter and get out in ten because there is no way in hell that he was not guilty of straight up M1.
Maybe even worked with the judge to get that charge added and for him to consider an 11th hour plea...
Hard to defend some idiot who really believes he can kill somebody who so much as touches him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2026 12:30 AM (/lPRQ)
For all of 48 Hrs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2026 12:31 AM (wVcYX)
I understand now that the real White Privilege is not having to care when other people do wrong and get shut down for it. In fact, it's *forbidden*, since nothing would scare The Regime more than White Solidarity.
But here's an open secret: as long as you don't belong somewhere else, if your only culture is American, then that is the race you can legit put on forms. I've been doing it since I learned about it. Apparently regional, mostly Appalachian, but nobody's checking your zip code to see if you're allowed.
And if there's one good thing to come from the massive invasion of aliens, both legal and illegal, it's clarifying who My People are. Aliens are not and ghetto are not, but there is a plain connection with men that were born and bred here just like me, regardless of color.
You're My People, man. Believe it.
Posted by: SciVo at June 10, 2026 12:32 AM (Sy6m/)
Maybe even worked with the judge to get that charge added and for him to consider an 11th hour plea...
Hard to defend some idiot who really believes he can kill somebody who so much as touches him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
They offered a deal as recently as a week ago and his dad and him said no. Thought for sure it's ok to just murder a white kid.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:32 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2026 12:20 AM (orF8y)
Or maybe he threw the fight intentionally.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2026 12:33 AM (UE9Fq)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Wasn't a winnable fight. He tried to get him a deal. His dad and him said no.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:34 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)
a place called Belfast
Posted by: runner
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Causes me to wonder what is going on at Donnybrook.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2026 12:37 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:38 AM (RCjYY)
How was this case defensible?
I don't see a way other than hoping one or more jurors has poisonous racial politics.
Posted by: open and shut case, no? at June 10, 2026 12:39 AM (UvJrY)
It might've been ok in downtown L.A.
Posted by: mnw at
Well that's sop. This was in frisco, tx. This how it was always gonna go.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:41 AM (YZ0Fo)
Their goal is to subdue us, to conquer us, enslave or murder us. Why do we let them stay?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 10, 2026 12:41 AM (K15C4)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:41 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:42 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: jojo at June 10, 2026 12:42 AM (49TgF)
If a def asserts self defense, a jury expects that def to testify.
Posted by: mnw at June
It's impossible to claim that if you don't take the stand. They just knew he couldn't take the stand he Prly woulda yelled kill whitey
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:43 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 10, 2026 12:43 AM (K15C4)
When you vote... do you NOT vote in some races on the ballot? or do you fill pretty much everything in?
Because, looking at Los A county results... there are about 400K votes missing from the Sheriff race... 200K missing for Governor...
Did not look at all races... but with 2.2 million votes counted... 1/5 no voting seems... suspiciously high to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2026 12:44 AM (mP0Kj)
Is this one the same as the antisemite who's been posting here tonight? Or is it the same one we had this afternoon, only with a new screen name?
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:45 AM (RCjYY)
When you vote... do you NOT vote in some races on the ballot? or do you fill pretty much everything in?
Because, looking at Los A county results... there are about 400K votes missing from the Sheriff race... 200K missing for Governor...
Did not look at all races... but with 2.2 million votes counted... 1/5 no voting seems... suspiciously high to me.
Posted by: Romeo13
I constantly leave the tom Cole vote blank. But I vote for everything else. I also left Pres in 2016 blank
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:46 AM (YZ0Fo)
I also decline to vote for people I never heard of who're running unopposed.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)
I started looking because there seem to be more ballots counted, then people who voted... at least in some races, but not all.
Which was the reason the Sheriff there seized those ballots in the first place, that made Calif pass the law that no one outside the election folks can look at ballots...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2026 12:49 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Romeo13
Gets really tedious filling in all those bubbles.
... and they don't let us just make a thousand(s) photocopies of the same ballot anymore.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2026 12:52 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June
If I lived not in Oklahoma I'd have voted in 2016. But I knew it didn't matter. But yes generally I vote in every slot.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:52 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Besides "snuff films are illegal obscenity"?
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Case at June 10, 2026 12:53 AM (+zXtV)
WHO WANT'S A TACO? I sure DO!
Who wants a TACO?
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt
Gabriel: "Suppose you have the power to cure all the world's diseases, but the price for this is that ...
Always Remember who did this:
"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.
To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK of additional attacks on our homeland and our allies.
-- OBAMA'09 after doing PRECISELY THAT
What is the vital national interest? -- IceKing Joe'21
LET's GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheBotchmen
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 10, 2026 12:53 AM (7Gq0T)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:54 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Romeo13
We get sample ballots a couple weeks out.
I research as much as I can.
Since my first election ('84) I have never said 'yes' on any proposal / amendment as they always add to govment (maybe a few rare exceptions...). And when in doubt throw the bastards out.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2026 12:57 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: mikeski at June
One of the best nic cage movies
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 12:58 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Michael Byrd at June 10, 2026 12:58 AM (0e5Te)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 01:00 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Michael Byrd
If only he was peddling loosies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:00 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:02 AM (YZ0Fo)
I also decline to vote for people I never heard of who're running unopposed.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 12:49 AM (RCjYY)
Yeah, ditto. I don't skip major or controversial positions where I can actually just look up things about the candidates. That seems really weird.
Posted by: SciVo at June 10, 2026 01:02 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:02 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: open and shut case, no? at June 10, 2026 12:39 AM (UvJrY)
Karmelo should have gone for a plea deal, he’d have gotten much better than he’s gonna get now.
I knew a lawyer once that had a client involved in a very disputed sexual assault case. Guy said the girl made it up, the lawyer worked his butt off to get a plea deal of 5 years probation, no jail. Client said Hell no I didn’t do nothing I’m not pleading to anything!
Lawyer was pissed that all his work and advice was rejected out of hand, so when it went to trial, he just went through the motions. Instead of 5 years probation, the client got 15 years of hard time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2026 01:03 AM (orF8y)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 01:03 AM (RCjYY)
I wonder if Wednesday's cafe will also be titled Monday. Ace should make them all Mondays this week.
MiladyJo says her mother made up her own lyrics to this song, and would sing it to them while pushing them on the swings. She was a nice lady, and this made me miss her greatly. One of the very few people in the world that actually encouraged me on piano!🥰
https://youtu.be/iP0tHmoc1rs
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - she's been gone a long, long time at June 10, 2026 01:04 AM (dn9xm)
Posted by: Methos at June 10, 2026 01:07 AM (vSvIl)
I'm not proud of that. My grandfather & father were southern Democrats, with all that that entails. And so I didn't give it a lot of thought.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 01:07 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mnw at
Flipped over. It was the five replay.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:08 AM (YZ0Fo)
If a def asserts self defense, a jury expects that def to testify.
Posted by: mnw at June
It's impossible to claim that if you don't take the stand. They just knew he couldn't take the stand he Prly woulda yelled kill whitey
Posted by: BruceWayne
All you honkeys is racist and I should kill you all to defend myself !
He leared that shit from home.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2026 01:09 AM (/lPRQ)
I'm not proud of that. My grandfather & father were southern Democrats, with all that that entails. And so I didn't give it a lot of thought.
Posted by: mnw at
My mom. As her first vote voted for Carter. No one in my family lets her forget it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:09 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at June 10, 2026 01:09 AM (x4yF4)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at
They'll happily sacrifice their next one for the the gofundme to pay for the home.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:10 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 01:12 AM (RCjYY)
Was just there last June during the boat riots.
I told my wife this would happen.
Irish ain't fucking around anymore
Be sure to make huge examples of the people that engineered this lads!!
Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 10, 2026 01:13 AM (hauj+)
Posted by: mnw at
And you'd be as annoyed at me as my father hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:14 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: mnw at
And you'd be as annoyed at me as my father hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne
Time is a circle
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:15 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2026 01:20 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 10, 2026 01:26 AM (ZLP/c)
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies? at June 10, 2026 01:30 AM (UvJrY)
Posted by: JQ at June 10, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at June 10, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)
(what do they call people from fort worth?)
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies?
It certainly should be Fort Worthies, but the Internet says it's Fort Worthians.
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 01:36 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 01:36 AM (VHUov)
I'm kinda partial to it too.
Let's make it happen. I believe in us.
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies? at June 10, 2026 01:40 AM (UvJrY)
Posted by: JQ at June 10, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)
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No problems so far here with the new update.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2026 01:44 AM (lgmVC)
Posted by: JQ at June 10, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/25he972b
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2026 01:46 AM (lgmVC)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 10, 2026 01:46 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 10, 2026 01:50 AM (ZVgZ4)
The Mail doesn't mention the riots at all on the home page of their U.S. edition. Guess they figure Americans don't care about thje Belfast riots... & they may be right.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 01:51 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2026 01:54 AM (lgmVC)
Posted by: The Ghost of PugBok at June 10, 2026 01:54 AM (HueKi)
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies? at June 10, 2026 02:00 AM (UvJrY)
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2026 02:02 AM (VHUov)
Astoundingly bad idea.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:03 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg at June 10, 2026 02:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:05 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Dark L at June 10, 2026 02:09 AM (W5mpo)
First thing I said to the kids was 'Don't tell Mom what happened!' Well, tried to tell them - our ears were ringing for an hour or so and no one heard anything.
The following day Grampa and I loaded up the remainder in the car and delivered them to the local cop shop. They panicked of course and mobilized the bomb squad to dispose of.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (jnTpz)
Great story!
Posted by: m at June 10, 2026 02:09 AM (6wpGE)
Barney Fwanks funeral service was the other day, I am so bummed that I didn't get to go.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:14 AM (0nHVk)
Funny.
I won't vote to retain a judge unless I know quite a bit about them-- or at least think that I do.
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 02:15 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:14 AM (0nHVk)
Barney knew a lot about being bummed.
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies? at June 10, 2026 02:15 AM (UvJrY)
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2026 02:17 AM (RCjYY)
484
Barney Fwanks funeral service was the other day, I am so bummed that I didn't get to go.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:14 AM
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The pallbearers wore biohazard suits.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 10, 2026 02:19 AM (iTNuP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:19 AM (0nHVk)
I'm almost ready to call it a night. Nothing new going on here-- and I'll count that as a good thing!
Posted by: JQ at June 10, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)
Why? Because he didn't censor the story about that poor bastard getting his eyeballs sliced open by Hadji with a box cutter, and now he's not censoring the story about the resultant riots.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:21 AM (IG3/x)
I discovered this place from a link from Breitbart, I think, way back when. When my hubs was sick this place was my nightly medicine. Now I have actually met some of these people in real life. The Horde is an energy source unto itself.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:25 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:25 AM (0nHVk)
They will give you monkeypox. And by they, I mean Miklos and Darleen, being that he is AWOL.
Posted by: houstonian, austinite, dallasite, fort worthies? at June 10, 2026 02:28 AM (UvJrY)
Hi to a very special Fort Worthian from an oppressed Bean Town girl.
I am predicting a burglary attempt gone wrong when 6 men from Ogunquit get raped by Graham Platner.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:30 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at June 10, 2026 02:37 AM (YVB7m)
Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at June 10, 2026 02:41 AM (YVB7m)
One of my kids is moving to San Fran, my baby in fact, I advised him to get a monkeypox vaccine and he was amused. I will miss him a whole bunch though.
Was the attorney for Karmelo a DEI hire, just wondering, bad move by the firm if so, were I am associate there I would be skedaddling to a new office immediately.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:42 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Case at June 10, 2026 02:45 AM (+zXtV)
Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at June 10, 2026 02:46 AM (YVB7m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:47 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 10, 2026 02:51 AM (aJQbY)
Why? Because he didn't censor the story about that poor bastard getting his eyeballs sliced open by Hadji with a box cutter, and now he's not censoring the story about the resultant riots.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Old guy overpowered by a Newcomer. First sliced out his eyes then tried to cut his head off.
If the New IRA had a collection jar at the local pub (like old days) I'd drop in a few bucks hoping they'd bag and tag that Newcomer, skin him alive, and drop his twitching ass off at the local constable's office.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2026 02:53 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 02:55 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 10, 2026 03:00 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 10, 2026 03:11 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 10, 2026 02:05 AM (IG3/x)
Why, that's so out of character!
Posted by: m at June 10, 2026 03:18 AM (6wpGE)
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