Former Platner Campaign Aide: Captain Nazi Is a Monster and More Women Have Come Forward

Not this woman, mind you, and not the women who have come forward with new accusations against Gerald Platner.

Believe all women who concoct a Law & Order: SVU pantomime allegation about Trump raping their scrawny Crypt Keeper ass in a changing room in a year TBD. Believe that woman.

Ex-Graham Platner campaign director says embattled Maine Dem 'shouldn't be a US senator': 'My concerns have only grown'

Graham Platner's ex-political director expressed her growing concern about the embattled Maine Democrat in a Washington Post op-ed Monday, arguing that her former boss "'shouldn't be a US senator."
"I quit the campaign in October, disturbed by what I learned about the candidate and concerned about his potential impact on the Democratic Party's prospects in my home state," Genevieve McDonald wrote. "As Tuesday's primary arrives, I want to make clear what transpired since August and why my concerns have only grown."

McDonald argued that Platner "exhibits a pattern of dishonest behavior that is impossible to ignore."

"Despite being exposed by a series of scandals beginning last October, he kept assuring voters and the Democratic Party that there were no more skeletons in his closet," she continued. "Then more emerged -- the latest, in recent days, have involved former girlfriends' serious accusations of physical mistreatment."
McDonald described herself as "one of the Platner campaign's first gaslighting casualties," claiming the candidate and his campaign dismissed her concerns about his Nazi tattoo and electability.
"I was willing to believe his explanations, I wanted to believe, until his flaws as a candidate became impossible to ignore," she wrote.
McDonald said she "realized the campaign had not been honest" when reports on Platner's disturbing Reddit post history started to surface.

She claims the Platner campaign offered her "$15,000 to sign a nondisclosure agreement," after her resignation, which she refused to do so, and that "over the past eight months, women have come to me with their own disturbing stories about Platner."
"Enough is enough," McDonald wrote.
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Platner, a Marine veteran and former oyster farmer, has faced numerous controversies since launching his campaign, including the sexting scandal and Reddit posts he made downplaying sexual assault, mocking soldiers and contending that white Americans "actually are" racist and stupid, among others.

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McDonald urged Democrats to "demand better from those entrusted with power or seeking it."

Maine Democrats are having concerns about the Nazi-tattooed woman-beating socialist violent revolutionary, on the day of the Maine primary.

Strong work, guys. Give yourselves all a bonus.

Platner's continued drumbeat of scandals has divided both Democratic Party leaders and voters as they stare down the must-win Senate race. Defeating Republican Sen. Susan Collins in November is crucial to the party's plans to take back control of the upper chamber and provide a check on President Donald Trump. But even as Platner's staunch supporters stick with him, his political baggage is threatening to sink him with some Democratic and independent voters heading into the general election, according to interviews with nearly two dozen Maine voters.
Several Democratic voters were hesitant to weigh in on the Senate race, saying they felt Platner's candidacy was all but certain at this point and sharing their opinion on him was likely to be met with backlash. Others who were planning to vote Democratic in November are now toying with backing Collins or sitting out the Senate race entirely -- a challenge for the likely nominee and his party.
Peter and Kelly Dufour were manning the grill at a Get-Out-the-Vote event for gubernatorial candidate Hannah Pingree in Portland on Saturday and excited about the former Democratic state House speaker's candidacy for governor. Asked about the Senate race, Kelly put her head in her hands.

Wow, they're too afraid to speak out against Gerald Platner? And they claim those of us who mostly defend Trump against the mostly-absurd communist propaganda allegations against Trump are "cultists."

So we're cultists for Trump? The most successful Republican president since Reagan (and some would say before that)?

But meanwhile you're cultists for an unemployed and frankly unemployable Fake Oyster Farmer born on third base but who has oozed his way down to the non-working class, beating women and ranting on the internet 24/7?

I think I'd rather be a cultist for the guy with actual accomplishments.

TRUTH NUKE: Scott Jennings on Graham Platner: “Only one person had a Nazi tattoo and has chosen to lie about it. He roots for American military deaths. He mocks r*pe victims. He deems rural Americans. He’s been abusive to women. I mean, this is what Democrats are signing off on.… pic.twitter.com/yt48N4PJ7m
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) June 7, 2026

Graham Platner created the website for his Senate campaign before he created the website for his fake oyster business. The WhoIs records are indisputable.

His mom is the only customer of his oyster hobby, and judging by the number of liens, she’s had filed against her for unpaid… https://t.co/NXdx9chlxP
— Steve Robinson (@SteveRob) June 6, 2026

Richard Hanania
@RichardHanania
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Josh Barro on Platner:
"Graham Platner doesn't work for a living. As The New York Times reports, the bulk of his income comes from a military disability pension of approximately $60,000 a year. The pension doesn't mean he's too disabled to work -- he is, after all, currently seeking the job of U.S. Senator -- but his recent non-campaign endeavors seem more like hobbies than a career. He runs an oyster farm that principally sells oysters to his mother's restaurant. He earned a small stipend as his town's harbor master: $3,000 last year. He lives in a $205,000 house that he bought with a $200,000 loan from his father."
What a resume.

Steve Robinson
@SteveRob
Graham Platner is the downwardly mobile offspring of Maine's upper class.
The people he knows working "3-4 jobs" --if any -- are like him: fake job as an oyster farmer, fake job as a harbor master, fake job at an NGO, etc.
His only real job is paramilitary training for Trantifa in Maine.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:38 PM

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1 FIRSTY WITH THE FIRST FIRST FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

2 He who is first shall be last

Posted by: 496 at June 09, 2026 02:38 PM (5OKCg)

3 I really hope he doesn't get swapped out. I could see Collins getting beat by a "generic Democrat" that doesn't have a Nazi tattoo and a few rapes under their belt.

Posted by: Leupold at June 09, 2026 02:39 PM (eIzlH)

4 Way, way too late to do anything.

Maine is a big early vote state.

Platner's coasting to victory, the only question is how big of a victory.

I'd like to see him just over 50%. Enough to short-circuit the RCV in the primary, but also low enough to show that the party is really split on him.

Purely for the lulz as the establishment shifts into high gear to unite around him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:40 PM (IOrWk)

5 $200.000 loan ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2026 02:40 PM (ZwPoq)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

7 3 I really hope he doesn't get swapped out. I could see Collins getting beat by a "generic Democrat" that doesn't have a Nazi tattoo and a few rapes under their belt.

Posted by: Leupold at June 09, 2026 02:39 PM (eIzlH)

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She beat generic Democrat last two times.

And swapping out the base's preferred choice would do terrible things to Democrat turnout in November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:40 PM (IOrWk)

8 Part of the reason that feminist women believe men are monsters is that they surround themselves with feminist men...who are monsters.

They then believe that feminist men are the best of men and therefore normal guys are literally Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

9 BUT TRUMP IS THE NOTSEEIST NOTSEE EVER!!!!!

Posted by: leftists at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (R+iUD)

10 "If you ain't first, you're last!"

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (p5SYO)

11 You're right, Sponge. Elric didn't nood.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

12 11 You're right, Sponge. Elric didn't nood.
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

Selfish Bastid...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (ZwPoq)

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12 This guy sucks!

Failed painter = failed Oyster farmer.

Posted by: GigantorX at June 09, 2026 02:41 PM (F2sSv)

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"My mom likes my paintings!"
-Austrian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:42 PM (IOrWk)

14 @PollTracker2024
#MaineSenate
TPSI: “Shockingly, when voters are informed of sexual assault rumors, Platner improves, leading by 8.1%”
“This confirms suspicions that Democrats may be looking for their own Trump. Even more surprisingly, 75% of voter age 18-29 support Platner after being informed of the rumors.”
Jun 9, 2026 · 1:29 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 02:42 PM (gKWVE)

15 Two recent polls in the last week show him at 68% and 76%. Yes indeed Dems are very concerned about him.

Posted by: Heroq at June 09, 2026 02:42 PM (4G08c)

16 14 @PollTracker2024
#MaineSenate
TPSI: “Shockingly, when voters are informed of sexual assault rumors, Platner improves, leading by 8.1%”
“This confirms suspicions that Democrats may be looking for their own Trump. Even more surprisingly, 75% of voter age 18-29 support Platner after being informed of the rumors.”
Jun 9, 2026 · 1:29 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 02:42 PM (gKWVE)

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Too bad that Maine is 40% registered independent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (IOrWk)

17 All Platner needs is the love of a good woman in his life.

Are any of the single 'Ettes up for a project?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)

18 Totally off topic

"New York Post
@nypost
1h
CBS News boss Bari Weiss poised to oversee CNN editorial operations: report trib.al/5NN3tcd"

man, this will blow some minds

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (GD0B3)

19 *I* don't have any tattoos, at all.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (R+iUD)

20 - Which he's got. And you apparently are fine with, because God help you if someone calls you a nasty name in public.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 02:39 PM (gKWVE)

Me? I'm not fine with any of it, I brought up his quote in response to someone telling me I must constantly acknowledge someone's blackness at all times.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (h+FSu)

21 Graham Platner is exactly what the Democrat party stands for. All this hand wringing is performative. The hardcore leftists in the party adore this guy. He's one of them. They want to be like him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (jehhT)

22 So we're cultists for Trump? The most successful Republican president since Reagan (and some would say before that)?

It is sort of an interesting bit of leftist psychology.

They are pretty openly in a cult and they love to throw claims back it us in these sort of cases.

But there is a second part. We like Trump because he's been successful and objectively so. The left never judges its pols by how successful they are in objective measurements - so trying to think in this way for them is like trying to get your dog to drive a car. He's seen you do it million times but its so far out of what he understands that he can't do it...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

23 Wouldn't surprise me if he wins it all... Mainers seem "different".

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (ZwPoq)

24 Yea but he is a "MOSTLY PEACEFUL NAZI"....

Unlike TRUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (3d4aC)

25 "His only real job is paramilitary training for Trantifa in Maine."

And training rentboy homosexuals in port-a-potties

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

26 I don't know why people are surprised that the Democrats like Platner. I mean, they kept electing Ted Kennedy to the Senate even after he killed a woman.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 02:44 PM (qx7Zg)

27 All these fuckknuckle dems with the sanctimonious "hate has no home here" yard signs will be pulling the lever for this rapey nazi assclown like they're milking a minotaur

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 09, 2026 02:44 PM (7ox3e)

28 TPSI: “Shockingly, when voters are informed of sexual assault rumors, Platner improves, leading by 8.1%”

So let me guess, there are a bunch of Maine land whales sitting around in handmaid dresses hoping Platner will take them in a Port a Pottie?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

29 Captain Nazi Is a Monster and More Women Have Come Forward
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They shouldn't have 'broke' into his home.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 02:45 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Maine polling is notoriously bad.

Like, they get Portland and Bangor and no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:45 PM (IOrWk)

31 >>> 27 All these fuckknuckle dems with the sanctimonious "hate has no home here" yard signs will be pulling the lever for this rapey nazi assclown like they're milking a minotaur
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 09, 2026 02:44 PM (7ox3e)

LOL

Posted by: comment of the week (one of them anyway) at June 09, 2026 02:45 PM (R+iUD)

32 Like, they get Portland and Bangor and no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:45 PM (IOrWk)

Bangor?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 02:46 PM (h+FSu)

33 This former campaign director coming out with her fucking concerns about this nepo baby shitstain on the day of the primary and after tens of thousands of early and mail-in votes have already been cast for the Nipple Nazi is truly the epitome of Stunning and Brave.

I would say "unbelievable," but it's the most believable thing possible.

Posted by: ballistic at June 09, 2026 02:46 PM (oqH4h)

34 He is the prototypical Democrat candidate.

Perfect fit.

We must elect the nazi to stop the nazis from ruining our democracy, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The left is worried about power.

If he can win is the only concern. As soon as they think he will lose, they will suddenly have been against the Nazi all along.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 09, 2026 02:46 PM (N1tpc)

36 ..., you brought up a quote MLK didn't believe and devoted the rest of his life to qualifying.
"Well he said it!!"
He said other things too. So which is it? The straw MLK in your head; or the one who marched for public-sector unions and for the Marxist revolution in Vietnam?
No wonder you lose arguments to 60 year old Karen. She's smarter than you.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (gKWVE)

37 32 Like, they get Portland and Bangor and no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:45 PM (IOrWk)

Bangor?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 02:46 PM (h+FSu)

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I hardly knew her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (IOrWk)

38 All these fuckknuckle dems with the sanctimonious "hate has no home here" yard signs will be pulling the lever for this rapey nazi assclown like they're milking a minotaur

I think Karen McAWFLs want Maine Kampf to take their feminist husband "to show dominance" and then take them. Or maybe the other way around?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

39 Oh, please.

"I left the campaign because I thought the candidate might harm the Party, but I said nothing about his conduct until just now, when the Party realized the candidate might harm the Party. Whoops! Whoopsie!"

Go stuff another Nazi cock in your whore mouth, Genevieve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

40 First poll after the Platner controversy from Tavern Research shows declining popularity, still leading the race against Susan Collins but underperforming Mills.

Interestingly and strangely absent from the tweet is Mills' favorability which is worse than Collins' or Platner's. Mills has -20 favorability.

looks worse for Collins when she can’t even beat him here. I figure she won’t go to a debate with Platner because she would look and sound like a deer in headlights

If Mills wasn’t 78 I’d be completely fine with her, but she’s seventy fucking eight.

Trump 2.0 is killing Collins. Roe V Wade, the BBB, the recent ICE funding bill and so many other instances of rubber stamping Orange Man's BS. She can't pretend to be fair and independent anymore.

If Platner gets elected he will be the 38th worst person in the chamber. I’m not thrilled it’s going to be him but at this point it’s whatever. At least he’s not a republican

If Platner was the exact same dude only he was a valueless MAGA shill, the press wouldn't waste time on him. But he blames our problems on the rich instead of on immigrants, so he gets to be the main character

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (JCZqz)

41 Glad I won't live to see Platner elected Prime Minister of the Socialist States of Nuevo America.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (q1sjZ)

42 Interestingly and strangely absent from the tweet is Mills' favorability which is worse than Collins' or Platner's. Mills has -20 favorability.

Even for the left NAZIs > AWFLs

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

43 I hope he wins. I seriously do. Because Maine deserves him. The entire NorthEast deserves him.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (5luUy)

44 I would vote for him in the primary as an act of political sabotage....the problem being of course is that being Maine all bets are off come November.

He's the fucker shucker!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (qwx/I)

45 40 looks worse for Collins when she can’t even beat him here. I figure she won’t go to a debate with Platner because she would look and sound like a deer in headlights

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (JCZqz)

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This person will never look up the polling of the Maine senate race from 2020.

"Well, even if those polls were shit, all the polls now are 100% accurate because they fixed everything because I want to believe it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (IOrWk)

46 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (wrEn7)

47 At least he’s not a republican

————

And there it is. Wow.

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (OoFl2)

48 This being Ace of Spades, I'm somewhat disappointed in youse guys that there are no Blue Oyster Cult jokes yet.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't fear the Reaper at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Wt5PA)

49 And don't get me started on this Lyndsey Fifield broad. Currently a "Conservative activist" but apparently just couldn't keep her legs closed around this steaming hot hunk of pure sex appeal and Nazi sentimentality but mostly Nazi sentimentality.

Friends with Larry O'Connor and runs in all the Con Inc circles now.

Give me a break with this shit. Skank.

Posted by: ballistic at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

50 If Platner gets elected he will be the 38th worst person in the chamber. I’m not thrilled it’s going to be him but at this point it’s whatever. At least he’s not a republican

This might be true honestly. Hell between the Dems and GOPs he might even be...better then average.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

51 44 I would vote for him in the primary as an act of political sabotage....the problem being of course is that being Maine all bets are off come November.

He's the fucker shucker!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 09, 2026 02:48 PM (qwx/I)

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Collins was probably going to win by 20.

With Platner on the ballot, she'll probably win by 30.

She won in 2014 by 40.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (IOrWk)

52 Twenty quatloos the Democrats will shiv Platner a while after the primary and before the state's deadline for a party replacing a candidate. Platner will be caused to know pressure from forces beyond his control. Maybe they'll give him a decent booby prize to get him out without a fuss and to keep out of sight until December. PR problem quietly resolved, with World Cup and more Trump is a dictator news as the cover. Who the Dems run, I don't know. Gov. Mills, I suppose.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (5rh/l)

53 He's the fucker shucker!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

The quicker fucker shucker!

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

54 This being Ace of Spades, I'm somewhat disappointed in youse guys that there are no Blue Oyster Cult jokes yet.
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't fear the Reaper at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Wt5PA)

Don't fear the reaper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Again, and I may have misunderstood since it was in the background from a 'news' show.

If Platner does win, but then drops out for some mysterious reason, then the Dems in the State can apparently just go ahead and pick who they want to run.

So with enough cash or waking up next to a few dead hookers may change this guys mind and the Dems can put in someone they like more.

I think I understood that correctly though. Again, background....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

56 ......Godzirra........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Platner's tales of soldiering must be doing absolute wonders for Army recruiting.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 09, 2026 02:51 PM (qwx/I)

58 At least he’s not a republican

When I talk with the leftwing LIVs I know I get this alot.

Sure the Dem I voted for did a bunch of things I don't want that made my life objectively worse and I'm mad about it. STEAMING MAD! But I can't vote for a Republican (even for local offices!!!!) so I guess I'll have to vote for zer again

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

59 46 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (wrEn7)

Probably but this quick means it's not innocent

Posted by: It's me donna at June 09, 2026 02:51 PM (ZwPoq)

60 52 Twenty quatloos the Democrats will shiv Platner a while after the primary and before the state's deadline for a party replacing a candidate. Platner will be caused to know pressure from forces beyond his control. Maybe they'll give him a decent booby prize to get him out without a fuss and to keep out of sight until December. PR problem quietly resolved, with World Cup and more Trump is a dictator news as the cover. Who the Dems run, I don't know. Gov. Mills, I suppose.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (5rh/l)

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This IS their effort to shiv him.

The problem is if they go nuclear on him (I very much don't think this is the worst against him, not by a longshot, I assume he's been proven guilty of murder while working for Blackwater or something), then the base nationally won't donate as much.

They'll breathe a sigh of relief after Collins unloads on him in July, killing his candidacy because they can't do it themselves. Then the party can distance themselves from him ("We didn't know!"), and send all the money they raised off of him to NC instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:51 PM (IOrWk)

61 A port-a-john is kind of like a blue oyster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 02:51 PM (BI5O2)

62 59. I agree completely. There really is not much to go with not guilty in this one.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (wrEn7)

63 49.
Another Ann Coulter. Gargles Bill Maher's nads on Monday, proclaims herself a conservative saint on Tuesday.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (q1sjZ)

64 Platner evidently forgot the Corps shave every day doctrine. Looks like somebody riding around Skowhegan on a Vespa carrying a messenger bag. Probably has that old smell of paper mill Skowhegan has.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (gm9Sb)

65 Democrats will shiv Platner a while after the primary and before the state's deadline for a party replacing a candidate.

Why would that deadline matter?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

66 The left is worried about power.

And. Here. We. Go.

The Democratic Party isn't the Mafia. They don't hold cities hostage against their will. Sure - they rig elections - including the Presidential in 2020. And they need about 45% of the popular vote to win in places like NYC and Boston and anywhere in New Jersey and Baltimore and now Atlanta and Milwaukee and such. San Antonio will be there soon.

The "Left" is somewhere 1/3 and 2/5 of the general population. They are your neighbor. They serve on your school board. They are on your police force. Your fire department. Hell ... they coach your little league teams.

Your Neighbors crave that power. Grok that.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (5luUy)

67 Everyone called back to the court room by 2:05. That was very quick deliberations.

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (OoFl2)

68 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (wrEn7)

I'll take murder 2.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

69 So let me guess, there are a bunch of Maine land whales sitting around in handmaid dresses hoping Platner will take them in a Port a Pottie?

well, it's him or Ahmed!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

70 55 Again, and I may have misunderstood since it was in the background from a 'news' show.

If Platner does win, but then drops out for some mysterious reason, then the Dems in the State can apparently just go ahead and pick who they want to run.

So with enough cash or waking up next to a few dead hookers may change this guys mind and the Dems can put in someone they like more.

I think I understood that correctly though. Again, background....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 09, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

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Yes, if Platner chooses to drop out between tomorrow and July 13 (I think), the party gets to replace him with whomever. It's Maine state law.

But nepo baby Nazi who can't even run an oyster farm his mommy pays for and has nothing else in his life is not going to drop out. He's suddenly important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (IOrWk)

71 You wil be made to believe me.

Posted by: Nancy Nazi, Mainer at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (ehY6c)

72 Melo came from a decent home

so either way he's going to jail and maybe he offs himself there

one can dream

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

73 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (wrEn7)

I'll take murder 2.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

I'll take Not Guilty While Black.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (qx7Zg)

74 I very much don't think this is the worst against him, not by a longshot, I assume he's been proven guilty of murder while working for Blackwater or something

Cheating on his wife and doing drugs aren't in and off themselves enough to get him to drop out. Hell, even being gropey and hitting on teens.

I assume the point of all this is to tell him they have evidence of something worse so he should "decide to spent time with his family" now while the getting out is good.

But...he also knows that if he is the only alternative the Dems will still support him and honestly even being a failed leftwing Senate candidate with a bunch of claims against him probably gets him an NGO job or speaking fees...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

75 67.

Most of the time was probably either spent chuckling or seeing if they had any Diet Coke in the fridge.

Punk is guilty af.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (q1sjZ)

76 46 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Think so? I'd guess quick means murder, as at least some jurors have to be thinking it. Manslaughter is a compromise verdict, which would take time I'd guess.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

77 27, LOL!

it is the same demographic, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (VyBeY)

78 Murder 2 would be fair, I think. I prefer M1, but that can be a tough lift for a jury given his age.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (wrEn7)

79 72 Melo came from a decent home

so either way he's going to jail and maybe he offs himself there

one can dream

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

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If Karmelo thought his black skin gave him clearance to be a thug, his home wasn't that decent. He learned that somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (IOrWk)

80 I want to see who the little girls were on Kik

Disgusting fuck

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (61TgR)

81 3 I really hope he doesn't get swapped out. I could see Collins getting beat by a "generic Democrat" that doesn't have a Nazi tattoo and a few rapes under their belt.
Posted by: Leupold at June 09, 2026 02:39 PM (eIzlH

Don’t they have until mid July? Hasn’t Jared Golden been mentioned?

Posted by: EveR at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (wTevN)

82 well, it's him or Ahmed!

On behalf of the Muslim community we volunteer Mr Platner.

Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed Ahmed at June 09, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

83 74 I assume the point of all this is to tell him they have evidence of something worse so he should "decide to spent time with his family" now while the getting out is good.

But...he also knows that if he is the only alternative the Dems will still support him and honestly even being a failed leftwing Senate candidate with a bunch of claims against him probably gets him an NGO job or speaking fees...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

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I think it's possible that Democrats don't know what Collins' campaign has.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:55 PM (IOrWk)

84 76. I generally agree, but the jury room could also just be ready to get it over with. If one or two simply wont go for the highest charge, compromise is quick.

That said, I am just guessing, i have not followed close enough to make any kind of educated prediction etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:55 PM (wrEn7)

85 Karmello Anthony jury is deliberating. The burning awaits.

Posted by: Delurker at June 09, 2026 02:56 PM (gtcuf)

86 It's harrowing work, fertilizing all those oysters. Takes a lot out of a man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 02:56 PM (1z8ji)

87 Free Karmelo!

Rocket Fuel! Damn!

Posted by: Mayor For Life Karen Bass at June 09, 2026 02:56 PM (OhZoB)

88 you brought up a quote MLK didn't believe and devoted the rest of his life to qualifying.
"Well he said it!!"
He said other things too. So which is it? The straw MLK in your head; or the one who marched for public-sector unions and for the Marxist revolution in Vietnam?

No wonder you lose arguments to 60 year old Karen. She's smarter than you.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 02:47 PM (gKWVE)

It's up to the leftard to explain why her idol is a lying sack of shit, not me.

Just because I touched some third rail hobby horse of your doesn't make you some outstanding intellect. Although I'll admit your last line was somewhat amusing.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (h+FSu)

89 San Antonio will be there soon.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (5luUy)

San Antonio is there NOW. Joke’s on you.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk)

90 That said, I am just guessing, i have not followed close enough to make any kind of educated prediction etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:55 PM (wrEn7)

All I need is the data. The "given" - if you remember your old math books. Ours always had a little three dot triangle at the beginning.

Young Black Stabber is not getting the death penalty. End of story.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (5luUy)

91 I think M1 is pretty solid for Karmelo

He wasn't allowed to be where he was and when told to leave dug out a knife and stabbed a guy in the back.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

92 If we had an honest news media, this Reddit retard wouldn't have made it onto the ballot at all..

However, it's really highlighting the comple immoral and fake democrat left.. so hopefully it's a win for us.

Amazing what the left gets away with

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (61TgR)

93 Hakeem and the Civil Revenge Movement have been declaring murder legal since OJ. I give it 50/50 he walks.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (q1sjZ)

94 Everyone called back to the court room by 2:05. That was very quick deliberations.

====

GUILTY!

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (GD0B3)

95 It will be interesting to see him win and then face the pressure to be bought off, errr... I mean drop out. He's a complete dick though, so he will probably think he can win at that point and have free reign to inside trade in DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (n5tGW)

96 Melo came from a decent home

so either way he's going to jail and maybe he offs himself there

one can dream

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 09, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

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If Karmelo thought his black skin gave him clearance to be a thug, his home wasn't that decent. He learned that somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:54 PM (IOrWk)
_______

Very good chance that this punk was just a pure sociopath. I'll bet any amount of money he's got a long history of violent behavior going back to childhood.

He showed not an ounce of remorse or sorrow for what he did. Not even a fake "I defended myself and am innocent, but I'm sorry it went this far." Just stone cold indignance and arrogance.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

97 91 I think M1 is pretty solid for Karmelo

He wasn't allowed to be where he was and when told to leave dug out a knife and stabbed a guy in the back.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

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Somewhere between the 11th and 12th time he was told to leave, it went from impassioned to premeditated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (IOrWk)

98 well, it's him or Ahmed!

On behalf of the Muslim community we volunteer Mr Platner.
Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed Ahmed at June 09, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

This should cover it....
https://youtube.com/shorts/Bqdx6MNVSCA

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (qx7Zg)

99 So how bad is Disclosure Day and it's ant-Christ themes, well...

Grace Randolph, big lib, says she's not particularly religious, said she was offended by a moment that happens in the movie and that she was shocked that the actress that did the act agreed to do it.

She said Spielberg is misguided and basically an idiot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (XV/Pl)

100 ace is getting the flaming skull ready....

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (GD0B3)

101 Hey everybody the Kamster here again....

The other day when I was babysitting me Grand Daughter she/it/they/them asked me the following question..

Granny Kami what would you rather be.....

A Skunk, Clam or an Egg ????

I said a SKUNK because I am a little stinker like you !!!!!

Cackle .......... Cackle ......... Cackle.......

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (RjWJE)

102 He doesn't have that slick and natty Newsom appearance. He goes for the Maine rugged, slogging through the oyster beds and downing pine trees look. To me, he looks like he sleeps in dumpster trucks. Very unappealing. It does surprise me he has had so much luck with women.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (lAFSK)

103 I bet Ace will have a post on the verdict, once it's out.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

104 80 I want to see who the little girls were on Kik

Disgusting fuck
Posted by: Melodicmetal

I hear ya brother! DM me....I have the noods! 🙏

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2026 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

105 Dat be Mayor Karmelo H8ers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 09, 2026 02:59 PM (gm9Sb)

106 Verdict is in. I think they, sadly, go for manslaughter.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 02:49 PM (wrEn7)

I'll take murder 2.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
===

Perp should have claimed 'stand your ground'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 02:59 PM (/lPRQ)

107 He said other things too. So which is it? The straw MLK in your head; or the one who marched for public-sector unions and for the Marxist revolution in Vietnam?

Now lets talk about Nelson Mandela. Folks - we've been lied to publicly, "gaslighted" as the term is now called, long before Obama.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:59 PM (5luUy)

108 I'm mostly looking forward to the angry leftists decided to make the comparison between Rittenhouse and Anthony.

"Rittenhouse gets off for murder but Anthony doesn't? Make that make sense."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (IOrWk)

109 Why are the Northeastern States so in love with Commies and Nazis ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (RjWJE)

110 Young Black Stabber is not getting the death penalty. End of story.
Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 02:57 PM (5luUy)

He just missed being eligible for it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (T6aVk)

111 This should cover it....
https://youtube.com/shorts/Bqdx6MNVSCA

What I expected and what you delivered.

The Horde is awesome...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

112 Medical malpractice at OHSU. Heart valve installed improperly.

https://tinyurl.com/4jnj6jpu

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 09, 2026 03:01 PM (7T8ei)

113 109.

Living like rats drives people crazy.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:01 PM (q1sjZ)

114 Dude has 360 peripheral vision.

https://tinyurl.com/ya2hd3hs

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:02 PM (dK+Kv)

115 So how bad is Disclosure Day and it's ant-Christ themes, well...

There is a part of the UFO community that believes Jesus/God are actually aliens and ancient humans just misunderstood.

Hell its a plot point in Prometheus!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

116 I think 20 out in 8 sounds right so whatever verdict that would be.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:02 PM (h+FSu)

117 This should cover it....
https://youtube.com/shorts/Bqdx6MNVSCA

What I expected and what you delivered.

The Horde is awesome...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)
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Odd that all the guys in that vid declining her offer look gay af ...

LOL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

118 I'm pretty sure Platner has Bernie Sanders support, he needs to call in fellow commie AOC to campaign with him as well. I want to see a photo of the three DSA idiots together, the face of the modern Dem party.

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2026 03:03 PM (GUOwU)

119 The verdict is expected to be read after 2pm CDT/3pm EST.

LIKE ,NOW!

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:03 PM (GD0B3)

120 "I turned twenty one in Brownsville doing life without parole, no one could steer me right but mama tried"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (gm9Sb)

121 I'd like to see him just over 50%. Enough to short-circuit the RCV in the primary, but also low enough to show that the party is really split on him.

Purely for the lulz as the establishment shifts into high gear to unite around him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If you really want to be a political analyst, black humor is about the only way to deal with it lest you cry how the Founder's vision for America has not been kept.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)

122 119.

It's like Christmas morning but more murdery and depressing.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (q1sjZ)

123
I'd Bangor.

Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer & rapist at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (OkYzo)

124 Well, if 'melo gets convicted, is the NBA still going to have its game tonight?

Or is it going to be like the Kenosha thing?

Speaking of Kenosha, I need to go get a Kringle..my in laws are in town, yay!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (qwx/I)

125 ace is getting the flaming skull ready....
Posted by: runner

Buffing it as we speak...
"Buffing"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:05 PM (/lPRQ)

126 That “deems rural American” has to be a transcription error, probably “demeans” rural Americans.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 03:05 PM (pB7yW)

127 125.

As it were.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:05 PM (q1sjZ)

128 Buffing it as we speak...
"Buffing"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Is that what you youngsters are calling it now?

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

129 Odd that all the guys in that vid declining her offer look gay af ...

The most amusing part of it is the woman at the beginning clearly has a fetish for black men. And you know whatever floats your boat.

But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

130 108 I'm mostly looking forward to the angry leftists decided to make the comparison between Rittenhouse and Anthony.

"Rittenhouse gets off for murder but Anthony doesn't? Make that make sense."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Most of those leftists still think that Rittenhouse killed three blacks and was guilty of crossing state lines. Leftist media and online posts have little if nothing to do with actual cases, law, and facts, but rather indicate their Law and Order scripts for what they wanted to happen.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

131
Is that what you youngsters are calling it now?
Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

I thought it was 'going out for ice cream.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

132 If you really want to be a political analyst, black humor is about the only way to deal with it lest you cry how the Founder's vision for America has not been kept.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 03:04 PM (E4rtv)

I found that seriously studying history has forever warped my sense of humor.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (T6aVk)

133 Why are the Northeastern States so in love with Commies and Nazis ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 09, 2026 03:00 PM (RjWJE)

Serious question ? Then here's a serious answer. It's three things, I think.

1 - look at a picture from space. Draw that line from Baltimore to Philly to NYC to Boston. Its completely urban. A huge swath of land completely city. No room for individual rights. Its collective by nature. And every State crossed by that line ? They have to dance to the tune of that urban collective. NYC is not New York State. Much like Illinois is not Chicago.

2 - Quaker and Protestant. This really is baked into their culture. They are scolds by nature. By DNA.

3 - And this really is 1. They have existed, since the Revolution, by being subsidized. The SALT deduction floats them all on the rest of our backs. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (5luUy)

134 Odd that all the guys in that vid declining her offer look gay af ...

The most amusing part of it is the woman at the beginning clearly has a fetish for black men. And you know whatever floats your boat.

But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
__________

NO YELLOW

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

135
The only thing that would really get Platner to drop out is proof of pedophilia. And even then there would be a hardcore 30% who would still back him because "Trump!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (OkYzo)

136 So he's a run of the mill piece of shit democrat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (F8sQr)

137 When asked if the sexual abuse allegations have made him bitter, Graham Platner responded, "Bitter? Those marks were already there on her neck when I paid her!"

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (q1sjZ)

138 But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

Which is something I never understood. But to each his own.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (T6aVk)

139 108 I'm mostly looking forward to the angry leftists decided to make the comparison between Rittenhouse and Anthony.

"Rittenhouse gets off for murder but Anthony doesn't? Make that make sense."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

X is full of Karmelo apologists making that kind of comparison. Just saw this one, for example: Imagine if @rittenhouse2a had 12 all black jurors. MAGA would go nuts.
This is what Karmelo Anthony is facing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

140 My call on the Anthony verdict, reading all the tea leaves?

Manslaughter

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

141 2 - Quaker and Protestant. This really is baked into their culture. They are scolds by nature. By DNA.

Quaker and Puritan, you mean. The Puritans were the Kareniest Karens who ever Karened.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

142
X is full of Karmelo apologists making that kind of comparison. Just saw this one, for example: Imagine if @rittenhouse2a had 12 all black jurors. MAGA would go nuts.
This is what Karmelo Anthony is facing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

It's amazing how stupid some people are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

143 He is also funded by billionaires.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (YwEeS)

144 Graham Platner looks like our kind of investment. Hey Graham, do you have an 501c-3? We have a long record of helping guys like Graham.

Posted by: SPLC at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (f3y3p)

145 He is also funded by billionaires.
Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (YwEeS)

But THOSE billionaires are ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

146 It's amazing how stupid some people are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

You lived through COVID. It should cease to be anything other than standard, run of the mill expectation from people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

147 "All these fuckknuckle dems with the sanctimonious "hate has no home here" yard signs will be pulling the lever for this rapey nazi assclown like they're milking a minotaur
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings"

I've noticed there seem to be a lot less of those around, maybe leftists are getting tired of it and moving on to another way to virtue signal. Or perhaps they are terrified of being identified to Trump's Gestapo and being arrested in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2026 03:10 PM (GUOwU)

148
You lived through COVID. It should cease to be anything other than standard, run of the mill expectation from people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Imagine if @rittenhouse2a had 12 all black jurors. MAGA would go nuts.

Good lord. They do know Rittenhouse shot only white people, right?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 09, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

150 137 When asked if the sexual abuse allegations have made him bitter, Graham Platner responded, "Bitter? Those marks were already there on her neck when I paid her!"
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill

She said "please", but I'd like a nice German girl to say it.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 09, 2026 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

151 Why is it that the current political system, on the Left, seems to select actual idiots to run for office?

They even ran a guy with brain damage, who luckily got a bit better, and is now one of the more reasonable people from that side... but... Nazis? Islamists? Bar Tenders?

I will also note that I knew Ex Congresscritter from the Central Valley Dennis Cardoza, literally since first grade, and he was never the sharpest tool in the six pack.

Is it so they can control them through staff? (as I suspect)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (mP0Kj)

152 I think maybe I'll sail my yacht, the Town Crier, up to Acadia and do an appearance for Graham!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (f3y3p)

153 The only thing that would really get Platner to drop out is proof of pedophilia. And even then there would be a hardcore 30% who would still back him because "Trump!"
Posted by: Frank Barone

That boy broke into my house!!!
- Platner

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (/lPRQ)

154 Manslaughter minimum but I wouldn't be surprised if it's murder. I guess I would be surprised with a not guilty but I didn't hear that the defense did anything amazing or that the prosecution was off the mark. Did they overshoot like with Casey Anthony? Maybe a little but I think this one is more open and shut than that.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (h+FSu)

155 137 When asked if the sexual abuse allegations have made him bitter, Graham Platner responded, "Bitter? Those marks were already there on her neck when I paid her!"
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (q1sjZ)
Dang that was funny.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (LHPAg)

156 Which is something I never understood. But to each his own.

I would assume its because East Asian women tend to be viewed as more feminine then other groups, and similarly Black men are viewed as more masculine.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

157 I will also note that I knew Ex Congresscritter from the Central Valley Dennis Cardoza, literally since first grade, and he was never the sharpest tool in the six pack.

Is it so they can control them through staff? (as I suspect)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (mP0Kj)

The only person I knew that actually wanted to go into politics was a dumb as a stump nepo baby. I think that is exactly why the left wants them elected.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)

158 Why is it that the current political system, on the Left, seems to select actual idiots to run for office?

You don't want strong independent thinkers as the Dem party - imagine if you elected someone and give them all this power and they either move right or more worryingly take more of the graft then is allotted to them?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

159 The only person I knew that actually wanted to go into politics was a dumb as a stump nepo baby. I think that is exactly why the left wants them elected.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)

You knew Al Gore?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:13 PM (h+FSu)

160 153.

Every Democrat politician gets a free pedo incident or murder.

I call it the Ed Buck Exemption.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:13 PM (q1sjZ)

161 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)

162 65 Democrats will shiv Platner a while after the primary and before the state's deadline for a party replacing a candidate.

Why would that deadline matter?
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 09, 2026 02:52 PM (JCZq

Word.

Posted by: Torricelli at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (ipibc)

163 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)

That would seem to be an answer within itself

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (h+FSu)

164 You knew Al Gore?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:13 PM (h+FSu)

Funny thing. The wife ran into him later in life and started describing this sub-moron's antics, using his first name.

"Is his last name ____?" I asked.

Sure enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (dK+Kv)

165 Manslaughter minimum but I wouldn't be surprised if it's murder. I guess I would be surprised with a not guilty but I didn't hear that the defense did anything amazing or that the prosecution was off the mark. Did they overshoot like with Casey Anthony? Maybe a little but I think this one is more open and shut than that.
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (h+FSu)
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I think they only charged him with murder and manslaughter. I think the speed of the verdict suggests a compromise verdict, and that would be manslaughter.

A very quick verdict can also suggest acquittal ... god help us.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

166 Every Democrat politician gets a free pedo incident or murder.

I call it the Ed Buck Exemption.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:13 PM (q1sjZ)

Gerry Studds nods in approval from Hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (F8sQr)

167 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
So the Marxists willelect a Nazi, no surprise to me

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (Ia/+0)

168 But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)
======================
Which is why I am popular with the homies

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomate and Artiste at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (f3y3p)

169 Every Democrat politician gets a free pedo incident or murder.

Case in point: The people that are currently railing about "The Epstein Class" invariably support Roman Polanski and argue he shouldn't have been charged because of REEEE

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

170 161 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (OoFl2)

And prepare for the Paid for AntiFa BLM riot....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (mP0Kj)

171 Sorry, that was unclear. No Al Gore, but the dumb as a stump nepo baby.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

172 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….
Posted by: Piper

Do they have the big sticks ready?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (/lPRQ)

173 Time to play:

Black Guy Found Guilty or Championship Win!

Spin the Wheel of Violence, Vanna!

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (q1sjZ)

174 I think maybe I'll sail my yacht, the Town Crier, up to Acadia and do an appearance for Graham!
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (f3y3p)

Don't Cry For Me, Scotty Pelley,
I'm-A Nazi Through and Through
Don't Cry For Me, Scotty Pelley,
Or I'll Fap Off to You!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (qx7Zg)

175 Why do these attorneys bother with a legal defense. Just use the budget to hire some blacks to come into town and set fires, and make your closing argument "you twelve can stop the mayhem. Now go do the right thing."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

176
RE: Karmelo

This kid learned his black entitlement from home, school, social media, etc. He will learn what that gets him real soon.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (OkYzo)

177 Sorry, that was unclear. No Al Gore, but the dumb as a stump nepo baby.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

I knew what you meant, but then... I would.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (h+FSu)

178 Has anyone checked the parole status of the guy screaming to kill Crackers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (2GVsD)

179 Here come the flat screen riots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (F8sQr)

180 I would say Reagan accomplised a bunch, but he's no President Trump. Recall: nothing on Iran/Hezbollah, backward on "immigration" and the Bushes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (wBaIH)

181 OK, O/T... but.. with the current crap going on in California, why is the Senate not voting and the Voter ID Act NOW?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (mP0Kj)

182 Why is it that the current political system, on the Left, seems to select actual idiots to run for office?

Because its not just the Left. We are seeing, in real time, a shift in paradigms. Of this I am sure.

We've shifted from "trust the Expert". As in, if your doctor says cut off a toe - you pay to cut off the toe. Being a doctor up until about '90 surely had to be a license to steal. Same for a bunch of other "credentialed" lines of work.

Then we went to "trust the cop, trust the soldier". Again, dumb. Anybody can apply, pass, and wear a uniform. But trust was placed - in a Pavlovian manner - to these authority figures.

Which all comes down to this. Society is still lurching at groups they think they can trust. Here's the Spoiler Alert - no group can be trusted. Because all groups are just Man. And Man is a greedy, shifty Son of a Bitch.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:17 PM (5luUy)

183 Still time to dump those Foot Locker stocks.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:17 PM (q1sjZ)

184 But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

Which is something I never understood. But to each his own.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:07 PM (T6aVk)
_____

The Blade don't discriminate. He regulates every shade of the ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

185 Flat screen riots?

You mean stick figure riots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:17 PM (2GVsD)

186 The only thing that would really get Platner to drop out is proof of pedophilia. And even then there would be a hardcore 30% who would still back him because "Trump!"
Posted by: Frank Barone

That boy broke into my house!!!
- Platner
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:11 PM (/lPRQ)
===================
Those bones were already in the crawlspace when I bought the place!

Posted by: Graham Platner, Dominant at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (f3y3p)

187 Let him who doesn't have a Naxi death's head tattoo and treat women like the whores they are, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Your Democrat Overlords at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (mseD3)

188
Anthony verdict to be read at 2:05 Central time.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (OkYzo)

189 @nicksortor
·
25m
🚨 BREAKING: VERDICT REACHED IN KARMELO ANTHONY MURDER TRIAL

State Police are now here, and people are RUSHING into the courtroom

Posted by: Don Black at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)

190 OK, O/T... but.. with the current crap going on in California, why is the Senate not voting and the Voter ID Act NOW?
Posted by: Romeo13

Occam is your friend -
The simple majority are there due to vote fraud.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (/lPRQ)

191 Hide the horse hair wigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (F8sQr)

192 A very quick verdict can also suggest acquittal ... god help us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

how were the closing arguments ?

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

193 They are already late

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (2GVsD)

194 Look, I'm a beekeeper, alright? I deserve the farming subsidy, okay?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (XeU6L)

195 They're really stretching this Karmelo thing out.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (h+FSu)

196 OK, O/T... but.. with the current crap going on in California, why is the Senate not voting and the Voter ID Act NOW?

--

Thune could actually see a big convoy of semis driving to LA with "Fake Ballots" written on their sides and he'd shrug. He doesn't care about election integrity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (qBdHI)

197 Anthony verdict to be read at 2:05 Central time.
Posted by: Frank Barone

It's already 2:19 Central.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

198 Posted by: Don Black at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (ZxPkt)

@46...

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (GD0B3)

199 197.

Punctuality is racist.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (q1sjZ)

200 A very quick verdict can also suggest acquittal ... god help us.

I'll place my chip on a couple jurors saying "now way on Murder I" and then the logical thing to do is move to the lesser charge and be done with it.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (5luUy)

201 A very quick verdict can also suggest acquittal ... god help us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

how were the closing arguments ?
Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
_____

Don't know, didn't see them. I did review the evidence at trial, at least, and think this is easily manslaughter and probably murder. But I think the verdict will be manslaughter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

202 A very quick verdict can also suggest acquittal ... god help us.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

how were the closing arguments ?
Posted by: runner

If the blade don't fit you must acquit!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:20 PM (/lPRQ)

203 Don't know, didn't see them. I did review the evidence at trial, at least, and think this is easily manslaughter and probably murder. But I think the verdict will be manslaughter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

60:40 likely that it is

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:20 PM (GD0B3)

204 196.

Thune hath hith head up hith ath.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:20 PM (q1sjZ)

205 Thune cares very much about vote fraud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)

206
Black Panthers & Anthony supporters are supposedly gathered outside the courthouse and squabbling amongst eachother already.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:21 PM (OkYzo)

207 Why is it that the current political system, on the Left, seems to select actual idiots to run for office?
==================
Because they have so little experience of life beyond coastal elite cities, they think guys like Platner are typical of the country's composition of men. The lefty Karens and their "men" raise money and advocate for these sorts of scum because they think so little of the rest of us they think guys like Platner will get the support of blue collar voters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2026 03:21 PM (f3y3p)

208 Thought there was already a strong police presence before court even started this morning plus a thorough search of those going into the courthouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:21 PM (2GVsD)

209 Hide the Air Jordans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (F8sQr)

210 Platner strikes me as someone I could convince to swallow a pellet of plutonium, with the understanding that it would give him super powers.

Posted by: Orson at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (dIske)

211 Are they sure they can count the juror's votes today or do they have to wait several weeks?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (qwx/I)

212 Thune cares very much about vote fraud.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2)
====================
Haha...
Yes, he's made that clear.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (f3y3p)

213 ...but then it's Texas...

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (GD0B3)

214 Al Sharpton is about to be rushed to the hospital for priapism no matter what the verdict is. Racism, Inc lives for this shit.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (q1sjZ)

215 Ahem...
What I meant was I'd like to HEAR from some of the women/underage girl that Platner was chatting up

THEN I'd like to see some of their father's impress upon Platner that wasn't such a good idea

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 09, 2026 03:22 PM (61TgR)

216 Black Panthers & Anthony supporters are supposedly gathered outside the courthouse and squabbling amongst each other already.

Nothing says unity like a factional gang fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (2GVsD)

217 A lot of HDTVs and diapers will be stolen tonight

Posted by: Don Black at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (ZxPkt)

218 Vlad would let them rush the courtroom, lock the doors from outside, then light it up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (/lPRQ)

219 Has anyone checked the parole status of the guy screaming to kill Crackers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (2GVsD)

Isn't he a pedo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

220 The savage that slaughtered Iryna has been found incompetent to stand trial.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (YwEeS)

221 21 Graham Platner is exactly what the Democrat party stands for. All this hand wringing is performative. The hardcore leftists in the party adore this guy. He's one of them. They want to be like him.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2026 02:43 PM (jehhT)

Graham Platner--man of the future.

He beats women and f**ks men.

Platner for Senate!

Posted by: Nelly at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (6+ehB)

222 Hide the Air Jordans.

But if you sell Red Wings ? Totally not a problem.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (5luUy)

223
The courthouse scene from "A Time to Kill" supporters and detractors gathered outside in silence until someone runs out and screams the verdict is something playing in my mind right now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (OkYzo)

224 Those bones were already in the crawlspace when I bought the place!
Posted by: Graham Platner
--------

Those ballots were in the trunk of my car when I bought it!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

225 Isn't he a pedo?

That is what I am referring to. Is he still on parole and is he allowed to cross county lines while on parole?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)

226 When the defense moves to allow Karmelo to stay free on bail until sentencing, will the judge simply laugh?

Will Karmelo make a break for it from the courtroom when he hears the verdict? I'm 50/50.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (5rh/l)

227 Get the riot gear ready.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (YwEeS)

228 222.

I hide the keys to my safe deposit box under my work boots.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (q1sjZ)

229 The courthouse scene from "A Time to Kill" supporters and detractors gathered outside in silence until someone runs out and screams the verdict is something playing in my mind right now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:23 PM (OkYzo)

Airplane! where they all run to the phone booth and knock it over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Get the riot gear ready.

Posted by: steevy at June 09, 2026 03:24 PM (YwEeS)

Board up the bookstores!

Posted by: No one ever at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (dK+Kv)

231 So he's a lying sex pervert?
Sounds on brand for the Senate, to be frank.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

232 Punctuality is racist.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:19 PM (q1sjZ)

______________________

Want to see me get rid of AI in an afternoon? Just point out to the legion of wine moms that if you instruct AI to produce the image of a woman who is 10 out of 10, it will show a tall, long-legged, blonde caucasian most of the time. SO, obviously racist and it needs to go.

Posted by: Orson at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

233 Remember John Kerry?

Two things come to mind:
#1 - Back then, the Swift Boat Vets had a lot of bad things to say about Kerry's actions in the military. Platner served, but where are the character witnesses who served with him? Either pro or con?

#2 - Kerry got 'wounded' multiple times; some supposedly from his own stupidity, and was able to leave Vietnam early. Now, Platner has a disability pension, a pretty large one. How was it earned? And if it was earned from his military work, then how did he continue as a mercenary (apparently with Blackwater)?

Posted by: Another Anon at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (4h45B)

234
Wigs
Liquor
TV's
shoes.

You know, the important shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (F8sQr)

235 I hide the keys to my safe deposit box under my work boots.

Pertaining to nothing ... ordered a pair of Ariats yesterday. Looking forward to trying them out. They still use a stitched sole. Maybe can be repaired. We'll see.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (5luUy)

236 So he's a lying sex pervert?
Sounds on brand for the Senate, to be frank.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 09, 2026 03:25 PM (xcxpd)

Thank you for your support!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Are they sure they can count the juror's votes today or do they have to wait several weeks?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
------

It's the mail-in votes that take so long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (XeU6L)

238 Remember John Kerry?

Not until you mentioned him, asshole!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

239 If you want to be safe, hide in here with me!

Posted by: The Father's Day Card Store at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (h+FSu)

240 We are not concerned.

Posted by: Home Depot at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (5luUy)

241 Former Fake Oyster Farmer. I wonder if DoL has a code for that profession.

Posted by: gp at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

242 So he's a lying sex pervert?
Sounds on brand for the Senate, to be frank.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 09, 2026 03

Yep. Hell, this jury could class up the joint by sentencing Special K to be a Senator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (BI5O2)

243 I wonder if the delay in reading the verdict is the defense trying to cut a plea deal ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

244 @220

Well then he should found

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (61TgR)

245 Still open for business.

Posted by: Lowe's at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (5luUy)

246 Remember John Kerry?

Not until you mentioned him, asshole!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

His, not him

Posted by: Dark L at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (W5mpo)

247 235.

Ariats are better than Red Wings for my feet. I think you'll like them. I have a pair of cowboy boots and some composite toe work boots.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (q1sjZ)

248 wonder if the delay in reading the verdict is the defense trying to cut a plea deal ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

I am guessing riot prep

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (h+FSu)

249 219 Has anyone checked the parole status of the guy screaming to kill Crackers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:16 PM (2GVsD)
___________________________________

My brother lives just outside of McKinney....He told me about that guy. He said he was considering going over with a box of Cheezits and a baseball bat...and beat the hell out of the box, but his wife implied that was a bad idea. We just think she likes Cheezits too much.

Posted by: Orson at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (dIske)

250 Platner served, but where are the character witnesses who served with him?
---------

See: Bearclaw 'Chest full of medals' Vindman

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)

251 I wonder if the delay in reading the verdict is the defense trying to cut a plea deal ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

Mustering the LE to protect the jurors and courthouse from the threatened violence, a la Blues Brothers.

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut . . . hut, hut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

252 wonder if the delay in reading the verdict is the defense trying to cut a plea deal ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

I am guessing riot prep
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:28 PM (h+FSu)
_________

That should have already been planned for, regardless of verdict

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

253 F'n worthless Cox.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (+5+0t)

254 Want to see me get rid of AI in an afternoon? Just point out to the legion of wine moms that if you instruct AI to produce the image of a woman who is 10 out of 10, it will show a tall, long-legged, blonde caucasian most of the time. SO, obviously racist and it needs to go.
Posted by: Orson

Remember when one of the AIs was seeded with making people black?

Somebody had that AI render an image of English kings eating melon...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (/lPRQ)

255 Our justice system is fked

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

256 If you want to be safe, hide in here with me!

Posted by: The Father's Day Card Store at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (h+FSu)

Follow me if you want to live !!!

Posted by: Trade School at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (5luUy)

257 239.

Not fair to announce this verdict so close to the most confusing day of the year.

And what about Pride month??!

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (q1sjZ)

258 250 Platner served, but where are the character witnesses who served with him?
---------
See: Bearclaw 'Chest full of medals' Vindman
Posted by: Mike Hammer

David "REMF" French

Posted by: Military Moron at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

259
Remember when one of the AIs was seeded with making people black?

Somebody had that AI render an image of English kings eating melon...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Google.

It even made George Washington black.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

260 That should have already been planned for, regardless of verdict

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

LOL

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (h+FSu)

261 FFS, ...

Stop it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)

262 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

263 But every so often the FNM has a minor freakout about white guys who have a similar fetish for Asian women.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

It's all the time, not every so often. Whatever white guys like, they scream about it.

I wonder if that vid is a joke?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

264 Oyster Wrestler > Oyster Farmer > eating the icky things

Posted by: gp at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

265 Pertaining to nothing ... ordered a pair of Ariats yesterday. Looking forward to trying them out. They still use a stitched sole. Maybe can be repaired. We'll see.
Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:26 PM (5luUy)
-----

Have a pair of Ariat ropers. Comfortable as all hell and just good solid working boots for not a whole lot of money considering how expensive cowboy boots can get.

Posted by: ballistic at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

266 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)

ikr

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (h+FSu)

267 His only real job is paramilitary training for Trantifa in Maine.
====

Say what now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

268 Ariats are better than Red Wings for my feet. I think you'll like them. I have a pair of cowboy boots and some composite toe work boots.

Good to know. I ordered the 6" composite toe ... they call them a "rebar". Whatever.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:31 PM (5luUy)

269 Kerry got 'wounded' multiple times; some supposedly from his own stupidity, and was able to leave Vietnam early.
-------

Thus spawning the Purple Heart bandaid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

270
267 His only real job is paramilitary training for Trantifa in Maine.
====

Say what now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

=====

It's true.

That came out early in Platner's campaign, and Mills' campaign did nothing with it.

Because Democrats see association with antifa as a positive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:31 PM (IOrWk)

271 So he's a lying sex pervert?
Sounds on brand for the Senate, to be frank.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

You'll know the fix is in if Platner already has his name penned in for an account with the Congressional Shush Fund.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 09, 2026 03:31 PM (7gNwU)

272 Graham and I share a combat history very few men can claim. It's enough to make me cry.

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (f3y3p)

273 As long as Graham Plalner hates Trump and all of his supporters he's good to go with the leftists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (rZCVI)

274 As long as Graham Plalner hates Trump and all of his supporters he's good to go with the leftists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (rZCVI)

They don't actually mind the Nazi stuff.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (h+FSu)

275 David "REMF" French
Posted by: Military Moron at June 09, 2026 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

I first learned the meaning of REMF reading David Hackworth’s autobiography. Post- military Hackworth was a bit strange but he was one hell of a soldier

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (lvmU5)

276 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….
Posted by: Piper

Do they have the big sticks ready?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (/lPRQ)

Do they have their social psychology workbooks in their pockets?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (g8Ew8)

277 276 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….
Posted by: Piper

Do they have the big sticks ready?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:15 PM (/lPRQ)

Do they have their social psychology workbooks in their pockets?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (g8Ew

=====

Tea leaf reading:

Jury went for max punishment possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (IOrWk)

278 Graham and I share a combat history very few men can claim. It's enough to make me cry.
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 09, 2026 03:32 PM (f3y3p)
---
What happens in the foxhole should stay in the foxhole...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (gnNyN)

279 > His only real job is paramilitary training for Trantifa in Maine.
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Did he learn his paramilitary Trantifa training in Cuba? It's really an (almost) honest question as that seemed to be the "go to" place for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (jehhT)

280 Send Maney and Gault to the courthouse.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM (q1sjZ)

281 Bunch of X posts are now saying Guilty, murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

282 Oyster Wrestler > Oyster Farmer > eating the icky things
Posted by: gp
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Heh. Worst job: oyster shucker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

283 Yes I sexted those women, even some of the younger ones, and yes, I did push a few girls around. A little. Hey look, I'm an oyster farmer. Do you know what oysters do to a man?

Posted by: Graham Platner, Dominant at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM (f3y3p)

284 Wow, karmelo anthony guilty of murder....the race riots are going to be lit tonight.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (0N4FZ)

285 280. Gault and Hamer, dumbass.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (q1sjZ)

286 Boom

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (wrEn7)

287 281 Bunch of X posts are now saying Guilty, murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

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False.

In modern America, no jury trial goes our way ever. Anthony was not only not found guilty, he was freed, completely innocent, and granted $50 million for his trouble.

That's why the judge added the manslaughter bit to the orders.

#Science

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (IOrWk)

288 Carmelo found guilty of murder in the first degree. What an idiot.

Posted by: kingsman at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (ehY6c)

289 Doesn't look like that many people in front of the courthouse.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (9AdGW)

290 He has a Nazi tattoo, has allegedly rape women, spits on veterans, has fucking PTSD, is a liar, commits adultery. What could possibly go wrong voting for this fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Joe at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (Uy/WF)

291 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….

This is the dumbest shit ever.

Black kid murders white kid. Admits to the act. Goes to court and is found guilty of murder.

Riot, why? Because he's black? He took another person's life for no viable reason whatsoever.

Save your rioting for when the Cowboys win a championship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

292 252 wonder if the delay in reading the verdict is the defense trying to cut a plea deal ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

Delay in reading verdict (assume it's guilty) is to get police protection around the courthouse.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (y171U)

293 Bunch of X posts are now saying Guilty, murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 03:34 PM

nbc out of dallas is reporting guilty of murder.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (0N4FZ)

294 Guilty M1. Still a sentencing phase. Can mitigate to a M2 sentence, either way, likely significant time ahead.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (wrEn7)

295 291 Riot, why? Because he's black? He took another person's life for no viable reason whatsoever.

Save your rioting for when the Cowboys win a championship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Yes.

Because the white man stole flight from black people 2000 years ago, and now the black man can't fly. So, in response, the black man gets to kill the white man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (IOrWk)

296 And there it is

Fun night ahead

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (F8sQr)

297 I've worked Maine a couple times. Frankly - this Platner guy sucks at running for office.

You want to win Maine ? Hand out Mellisa Etheridge CDs. Neon colored hair dye. Flannel shirts and softball bats in XL sizes. Free oil changes at the Subaru dealership.

No state in the Union breeds a dike cleanup batter quite like Maine.

If you really want to go over the top on Election Nite ? Maine also has a vibrant Somali community. Throw a few Dog BBQs.

Hell. I should have managed Platner's campaign.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (5luUy)

298 Oops sorry...looks like it is guilty verdict. Slam dunk.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (y171U)

299 Guilty M1. Alrighty then. The burning lamp is lit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

300 I first learned the meaning of REMF reading David Hackworth’s autobiography. Post- military Hackworth was a bit strange but he was one hell of a soldier
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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I always referred to myself as a RREMF.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (XeU6L)

301 288 Wow!

Posted by: gp at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

302 Save your rioting for when the Cowboys win a championship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM

Cruelty Level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (Wnv9h)

303 Cmon Panthers. "Keep it real" and show your true colors

Then let the police ventilate you

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (61TgR)

304 Yes.

Because the white man stole flight from black people 2000 years ago, and now the black man can't fly. So, in response, the black man gets to kill the white man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Karmelo was a KANG, and that white boy touched him!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

305 re: Graham Platner

In the high school yearbook, our class voted him “most likely to start a revolution.”

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (2GVsD)

306
Congratulations to Austin Metcalf, you have been avenged in a court of law. Rest in Peace young man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (OkYzo)

307 Planner is still going to win.
That is how far gone the left is.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (cysjH)

308 301 288 Wow!

Posted by: gp at June 09, 2026 03:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

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There's no wow to this.

Even cursory attention to the trial showed that the defense was shit to the point where defense witnesses were giving prosecution testimony.

It was obvious.

People just want to blackpill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (IOrWk)

309 What happens in the foxhole should stay in the foxhole...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2026 03:33 PM (gnNyN)

LIKE HELL!!!

Posted by: A Very Sore Fox at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

310 Well well well. Murder while black is still illegal.

I thought we had left that in the rearview mirror forever.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (q1sjZ)

311 291 Law enforcement is surrounding the courthouse….

This is the dumbest shit ever.

Black kid murders white kid. Admits to the act. Goes to court and is found guilty of murder.

Riot, why? Because he's black? He took another person's life for no viable reason whatsoever.

Save your rioting for when the Cowboys win a championship.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Because it is assumed there are never consequences for bad behavior but assumptions are sometimes wrong.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (y171U)

312 Congratulations to Austin Metcalf, you have been avenged in a court of law. Rest in Peace young man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (OkYzo)

x 1000

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

313 And it *was* murder. Praise God they got it right.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (h+FSu)

314 If your a whote guy and do exactly same crime you will pay for it

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)

315 This is me ... with my head cocked sideways like the puppy in the old RCA commercial.

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (5luUy)

316 A lot of HDTVs and diapers will be stolen tonight
Posted by: Don Black
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Stand by. Fun begins soon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

317 I can tell my leftie friend's brain is being taken over by his New York Times propaganda when his face muscles freeze and the nictitating membranes cover his eyes. He knows that several police officers were killed by rioters on January 6 but has never heard of Platner having a Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (w8dnx)

318
I hope Anthony's Parents get thrown out of their donation funded gated community right on their asses, followed by a wrongful death lawsuit.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (OkYzo)

319 Not every jury trial is done in DC, and people need to stop thinking that they are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (IOrWk)

320 REMF is so Vietnam.

For the Global War on Terror the term is FOBBIT.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:39 PM (2GVsD)

321 This is me ... with my head cocked sideways like the puppy in the old RCA commercial.

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Hello
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'Nipper', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:39 PM (XeU6L)

322 Congratulations to Austin Metcalf, you have been avenged in a court of law. Rest in Peace young man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 09, 2026 03:37 PM (OkYzo)

x 1000
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

Yeah man.

May the family find peace knowing the person who took their loved one away will pay for his crime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Don’t forget now the punishment phase begins.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (T6aVk)

324 Because the white man stole flight from black people 2000 years ago, and now the black man can't fly.

----

Well they can't now that Spirit airlines went bankrupt.

/Rimshot

Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (y9ksN)

325 You know this will be appealed, if it hasn't been already...///

Posted by: lin-duh at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (9AdGW)

326 318.

The HOA is already complaining about the spinning rims on the mailbox.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (q1sjZ)

327
'Nipper', I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2026 03:39 PM (XeU6L)

Correct.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Because the white man stole flight from black people 2000 years ago, and now the black man can't fly.

I thought that was a bone density thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

329 NUDE ... you guys already know the subject ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

330 315 This is me ... with my head cocked sideways like the puppy in the old RCA commercial.

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Hello

I was sure he'd be found guilty, but was worried a bit when I saw manslaughter was on the table. As I mentioned at 76 above, though, I thought the quick decision meant murder.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

331 NOT GUILTY

Posted by: Judge King Boasberg at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (h+FSu)

332 Trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen.

Posted by: Texas Declsration of Independence, 1836 at June 09, 2026 03:41 PM (T6aVk)

333 "There's no wow to this."

I take your point, but you never know what a jury will do. You've predicted no rioting, and that makes sense to me, but you never know what a mob will do.

Anyway: lower-case wow for a sensible verdict. It's good news on a day where people have been getting gradually riled up.

Posted by: gp at June 09, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

334 Ace is using the time machine again. Had a post up about CNN and Jake tapper.... and now tis gone! I assume a flaming skull shortly?

I will preemptly shout "First" on a none post.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 09, 2026 03:41 PM (/ZkOF)

335 331 NOT GUILTY
Posted by: Judge King Boasberg at June 09, 2026 03:40 PM (h+FSu)

Federal government!

Posted by: The difference between federal government and unitary government at June 09, 2026 03:42 PM (T6aVk)

336 Incompetent defense is the only appeal left to Karmalo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:42 PM (2GVsD)

337 Now, I'm curious as to whether anything comes of it. I had assumed, without learning anything about this case, that it was a designated tinder match for this election year's Biennial Summer Riot Extravaganza.

But then, per rickb223 and others, I saw that there was no big BLM presence, and media aren't pumping the story.

I think the NGOs probably don't enough pull outside of Houston to clear a path with LE to riot in the rest of TX. We'll see, soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2026 03:42 PM (BI5O2)

338 NOOD Caramello

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 03:42 PM (qx7Zg)

339 Not every jury trial is done in DC, and people need to stop thinking that they are.

Seems like it most days. But this ain't the time to argue. Glad to be wrong today.

Posted by: Hello at June 09, 2026 03:43 PM (5luUy)

340 320 REMF is so Vietnam.

For the Global War on Terror the term is FOBBIT.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 03:39 PM (2GVsD)

I only ever heard REMF downrange.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 09, 2026 03:45 PM (T6aVk)

341 REMF is so Vietnam.

For the Global War on Terror the term is FOBBIT.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Back in the COMMZ is the place to be.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 03:45 PM (/lPRQ)

342 .
So ... Platner is a prevaricator. Is it possible that he is lying about being a collectivist Nazi?
.
Oh.
.
Right.
.
I forgot.
.
I don't care.

Posted by: Marooned at June 09, 2026 04:45 PM (kt8QE)

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