Grandpup Cafe

The angel in St. Michael's Cave, Gibraltar
Supposedly an entrance to the underworld
a lightshow makes it even stranger
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This dog doesn't know what he's doing but he's very enthusiastic in doing it!

This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman.

This snail is so EXTREME! he could have been a cartoon character in the 90s.

Enjoying the storm that is safely outside your window.

Visiting hours.

So I guess a cat isn't saying "I Love You" when he rubs against me.

Obsession is just the story of normal dogs.

Hedgehog babies look like massage pads for your toes.

Puppy exhausts cat.

Dog wants to make sure her older sister gets attention, too.

Bear tries to scratch his back on a tree but completely misses the tree.. 😂

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM

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1 "This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman."

Typical.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:17 PM (Av6i5)

2 ALL my pets-- including the cockroaches-- voted for Raman.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:17 PM (Av6i5)

3 Wthout my knwledge.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:18 PM (Av6i5)

4 woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 08, 2026 07:18 PM (VyBeY)

5 >>>Supposedly an entrance to the underworld

I know, let's add a lightshow! The tickets will sell like hotcakes.

--Typical Promoter

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2026 07:19 PM (syz1S)

6 Here comes Steyer, down 310K now to 250.5K.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 08, 2026 07:19 PM (W5mpo)

7 But seriously, Califnria is no longer a legitmate state.

Nte: They're going tosteal the Governor primary too. Pushing Steyer uppast Hilton, even though everyne hates sStayer and hehad no buzz and polled in the teens.

I no longer recognize the legitimacy of my state government.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

8
"This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman."

Typical.
Posted by: zombie

Looks like a Ferengi mix.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)

9 By their carrots in chili shall ye know them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 08, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e)

10 >>>So I guess a cat isn't saying "I Love You" when he rubs against me.

More like a street gang tagging you. He's saying this one belongs to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2026 07:21 PM (syz1S)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Steyer won't get 24,000 votes in a roll

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

13 "This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman."

Typical.
Posted by: zombie

---
#1 Dogs never vote.

#2 We are forbidding all dogcatchers within 200 yards of a polling station.

Posted by: Axeman at June 08, 2026 07:23 PM (Fi81e)

14 Yep, California needs warrants, door kicks, asset seizures, perp walks, plea agreements and lots of Federal prison time to clean up the elections.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 08, 2026 07:23 PM (YlWIZ)

15 In the top 15!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 08, 2026 07:24 PM (WONhk)

16 Outrageus, blantant, llaugh-in-your-face election fraud. Right out in the open.

I didn't think they would try it, as Prattand Tilton were "outside the margin of fraud."

But no-- evnt hough theyWERE utside the margin of fraud, the Dem crrok who run the machinery of government just went ahead and did it anyway, even though y so doing they revealed the fraud, since it was statistically impossible.

They don't care. They have a super-majority in the state assembly and senate, can pass anything and voter down anything they want, with no oppostion, and no debate.

This is what is waxlike to live in the Sviet Unin.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:24 PM (Av6i5)

17 But seriously, Califnria is no longer a legitmate state.

Nte: They're going tosteal the Governor primary too. Pushing Steyer uppast Hilton, even though everyne hates sStayer and hehad no buzz and polled in the teens.

I no longer recognize the legitimacy of my state government.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

I did that with the unconstitutional jungle primary.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:24 PM (8avO+)

18 This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman.
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That dog just crawled out of Stephen King's Pet Sematery.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 08, 2026 07:25 PM (gnNyN)

19 That bear got into some camper's beer cooler.

Posted by: They're out of control and alcoholics too at June 08, 2026 07:25 PM (TbWk/)

20 No more cave visits for me. I don't even like going into my basement. Most of the time when I have to go down there, it costs me money for some damn repairs. IOW, as tourist caves go, the price of the entrance ticket is VIP.

Posted by: gp at June 08, 2026 07:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

21 I once told my husband, after our first Golden, that I wanted to breed them. He looked worried for awhile and figured I'd forget by the time we retired.

I just remembered from the sweet video above.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 08, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)

22 There are lots of videos on what doggie and kitty do that mean something, the way they hold tails, rub up against you and other actions

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

23
Her Majesty's suitcase arrived safely in Newark today. Without Her Majesty, who is at home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

24 Any big companies in LA that can move out? Now would be a good time.

*waves at zombie*. I feel for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (u82oZ)

25 23
Her Majesty's suitcase arrived safely in Newark today. Without Her Majesty, who is at home.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

Let me guess, the only route home requires a stop somewhere else?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2026 07:28 PM (R+iUD)

26 10 >>>So I guess a cat isn't saying "I Love You" when he rubs against me.

More like a street gang tagging you. He's saying this one belongs to me.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2026 07:21 PM (syz1S)

Becoming a lifer's prag.

Posted by: Power dynamic is the same at June 08, 2026 07:28 PM (TbWk/)

27 >>> Posted by: Fading into Faggotry at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (zUc6A)

Oh look, retard followed us.

Everyone say, "Hi retard!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2026 07:29 PM (R+iUD)

28
I once told my husband, after our first Golden, that I wanted to breed them.

___________

Don't. Just, don't. Take it from me. Don't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

29 I assume cats rub on things to transfer their scent to it and mark it as their own. I do the same thing with items on a pot luck table that I don't have room for on my plate.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2026 07:30 PM (3uBP9)

30 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
Posted by: Fading into Obscurity at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (zUc6A)

so we know why you are here

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:30 PM (8avO+)

31 25 Any big companies in LA that can move out? Now would be a good time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Hundreds, if not thousands, of companies have already moved out, mostly relocated to Texas.

The time to flee is now, because if Steyer gets in, he will collapse the economy entirely. and if Becerra gets in, the entire state will become North Mexico.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:30 PM (Av6i5)

32 >>>Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.

Now?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:30 PM (dK+Kv)

33 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
----
Hey now, I'm ONLY 29...

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at June 08, 2026 07:31 PM (zUy5n)

34 Hilton is at 96% on Kalshi. He’s in.

It’s moot he has 0% chance in the general. I think the plan was to get Steyer in there but after the attention they got stealing the LA vote Dems figured whatever, let Hilton in. He’ll lose 60-40 anyway in November. Now they can say how dare you accuse us of cheating, look Hilton came in second.

Posted by: Heroq at June 08, 2026 07:32 PM (/HZvU)

35 Tom tags me, not by rubbing on me, but by sneezing in my face. At the very instant I am finally falling asleep. Right into the eye socket. I'm now taking measures to prevent this, and the herd here is not happy about it.

Posted by: gp at June 08, 2026 07:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

36 Wth. I'm not elderly. Who is this clown?

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

37 I once told my husband, after our first Golden, that I wanted to breed them.

___________

Don't. Just, don't. Take it from me. Don't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

It's illegal in most states, except maybe Delaware.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:32 PM (dK+Kv)

38 80 years old today is 40 years old in 1986.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

39 I meant to do that!

Posted by: Back scratching bear at June 08, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)

40
What fresh bitchery have we from Pelley the Concubine?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 07:34 PM (ixS3i)

41 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
Posted by: Fading into Obscurity

Hmmm. You seem nice. That’s an endearing comment. Please stay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2026 07:34 PM (7j79k)

42 A stalactite is an icicle-shaped mineral deposit, usually calcite or aragonite, hanging from the roof of a cavern, formed from the dripping of mineral-rich water.

Posted by: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher at June 08, 2026 07:35 PM (wVcYX)

43 That dog is sick as in physically ill.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 08, 2026 07:36 PM (cW1mv)

44 BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at June 08, 2026 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

45 That’s an endearing comment. Please stay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2026 07:34 PM (7j79k)

Screw that. He needs to take his hacky sack and get off our lawn.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 08, 2026 07:36 PM (zYpTz)

46 A stalactite is an icicle-shaped mineral deposit, usually calcite or aragonite, hanging from the roof of a cavern, formed from the dripping of mineral-rich water.
Posted by: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher at June 08, 2026 07:35 PM (wVcYX)

It is called that because it 'mite' fall from there and kill you.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:36 PM (8avO+)

47 42 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
Posted by: Fading into Obscurity

Hmmm. You seem nice. That’s an endearing comment. Please stay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2026 07:34 PM (7j79k)
Would you like some elderberry wine?

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2026 07:37 PM (LHPAg)

48 Axeman I just caught your followup earlier. Thanks. You often give me something to think about.

And when I'm not laughing I do like to think. Do I have anything substantive to add?

Not really other than what you are saying puts paid to the silly "objections" before a word even leaves your mouth, hand or keyboard.

If nobody exists then what is anyone even talking about when we argue about it? The argument in my opinion is self-nullifying. "I don't exist". *Who* doesn't exist??? "No one exists". *Who* again? And that's what's on top of the soil before we even get to a single root.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2026 07:37 PM (vE0+H)

49 39 Salty

Tell me that again when YOU'RE 80!

Posted by: mnw at June 08, 2026 07:37 PM (RCjYY)

50 After 7:30 already.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

51 Wth. I'm not elderly. Who is this clown?
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

doesn't seem to be one of the famous ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)

52 The mites go up and the tites go down.

Posted by: High school science teacher at June 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

53 35 Hilton is at 96% on Kalshi. He’s in.

It’s moot he has 0% chance in the general. I think the plan was to get Steyer in there but after the attention they got stealing the LA vote Dems figured whatever, let Hilton in. He’ll lose 60-40 anyway in November. Now they can say how dare you accuse us of cheating, look Hilton came in second.
Posted by: Heroq

I dunno, it really looks like they're trying to drag Steyer across the finish line. It'll be a much longer drag than for Raman, but the fake votes are on track to have him just barely catch Hilton at the last second.

I hope you're right and they abandon the effort, but at this pint they're drunk on power and might just do it t rub our facrs in it.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Av6i5)

54 I love that security for President Trump is inconveniencing NYC basketball fans. Priceless.

California...that's third world.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)

55 Homely, scruffy dog should be named Rosco. Everybody knows Rosco.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (pSkMS)

56
Fading...

We are to understand that detumescence is your lot in life.

Got it!

Go shake your limp linguini somewhere else.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (ixS3i)

57 Was the pupper exhausting a cat a scene from Piper's house, but with stunt doubles?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (qx7Zg)

58 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
Posted by: Fading into Obscurity
----

The Villages!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

59 Stalactites hold on tight so they don't fall off while stalagmites might make it to the top some day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 08, 2026 07:40 PM (cW1mv)

60 This dog "voted" for Nithya Raman.

It looks like Betty Davis, late.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 08, 2026 07:40 PM (NFX2v)

61 I dunno, it really looks like they're trying to drag Steyer across the finish line. It'll be a much longer drag than for Raman, but the fake votes are on track to have him just barely catch Hilton at the last second.

I hope you're right and they abandon the effort, but at this pint they're drunk on power and might just do it t rub our facrs in it.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Av6i5)

I won't even be disappointed. Smart racketeers know they have to not kill the cow to get milk from it. We no longer have smart racketeers.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:40 PM (8avO+)

62 How do you remember which is which?

stalactite
stalagmite

The 't' means it's on top and the 'g' means it's on the ground.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 08, 2026 07:40 PM (syz1S)

63 Used to be some decent writing and political insights here. I guess that's what happens when you get old and don't have any more original thoughts. Just poo poo jokes, the occasional impotent old man shaking his fist and shouting invectives act, and pet videos.

Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
Posted by: Fading into Obscurity at June 08, 2026 07:27 PM (zUc6A)

Sir. Sir. Sir!

You didnt mention big tits.

https://sl.bing.net/eQwXXm1uGs0

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:41 PM (hiMNi)

64 I'd name the dog that voted for Raman "Fading into Obscurity"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 08, 2026 07:41 PM (qx7Zg)

65 53 The mites go up and the tites go down.
Posted by: High school science teacher

The way I learned it was:

StalaCtites point down frm the Ceiling, while the stalaGmites point up from the Ground.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:42 PM (Av6i5)

66 Or “c” for ceiling, “g” for ground.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 08, 2026 07:43 PM (ZVgZ4)

67 Is Paul here?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 08, 2026 07:43 PM (cWLG3)

68 Butthurt former regulars do provide a lot of entertainment. If I ever became one and couldn't stay away for some weird ungodly reason (such as that my butt was hurt) , I would at least have people here laughing their ass off.

This Critical Webspace Theory stuff is pathetic. It's a blog running on 1998 software. AoS has always been MySpace for angry OCD old people. You're not exactly poking holes in String Theory, dude.

Plus we know you're like one of maybe three possible sad cases. And that's at a push.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2026 07:44 PM (vE0+H)

69 Finally read that Scott Pelley post. LoL!! What a sad, pathetic clown. There is a pic, that he posted, of him on his sail boat. It had a John Kerry vibe.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 08, 2026 07:44 PM (aaFFZ)

70 My trick for remembering the difference between a stalagmite from a stalactite is this:

“Stalagmites,” with a “g,” grow up from the bottom, or the “ground” of a cave.

“Stalactites,” with a “c,” grow down from the top, or the “ceiling” of a cave.

Posted by: Bulg at June 08, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

71 Storms outside my windows are not casually watched

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Posted by: Sorry But Its True at June 08, 2026 07:43 PM (13bda)

Sir. This is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (dK+Kv)

73 Posted by: Sorry But Its True

You are free to leave, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (EIbjg)

74 Sheesh . .

You gotta lead with an "I've been a severe conservative all my life, but . . ." disclaimer.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (gpQ8/)

75 new name and ID but continuing the same argument. Amateur.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+)

76 I guess I’m not the first one to come up with that.

Posted by: Bulg at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

77 Sheesh . .

You gotta lead with an "I've been a severe conservative all my life, but . . ." disclaimer.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (gpQ8/)

Temu trolls suck ass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)

78 Lots of Scott Pelley's posting tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 08, 2026 07:46 PM (aaFFZ)

79 new name and ID but continuing the same argument. Amateur.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:45 PM (8avO+)

that means we have 60 commenters now, right?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

80
Report: Rep. Jeffries Drafts Affordability Agenda, Puts AOC in Charge of Health Care, Trans Dem in Charge of Caregiving

Oh, Temu Obama and his gal pals (or gal-adjacent guy pals) will figure out "affordability" for us?

A good start would be to shit can every one of his pals named to that effort.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 07:47 PM (ixS3i)

81 The joke's on THAT guy. Who here is over 29?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 08, 2026 07:47 PM (cWLG3)

82 Apparently cracker redneck just wanted to send a black man to prison!

Daily Mail
@DailyMail
Karmelo Anthony juror left open mouthed with shock at sight of Austin Metcalf's body, as killer teen's lawyers suggest victim impaled himself on knife

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 08, 2026 07:47 PM (ndZc7)

83
Must be someone from the Bush Family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (O0L8i)

84 Hmmm, wait did we defend Trump?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (hiMNi)

85 54 I hope you're right and they abandon the effort, but at this pint they're drunk on power and might just do it t rub our facrs in it.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Av6i5

zombie, do you think TS would be willing to walk away after spending $100-200 million to be governor? I don’t see that. I agree w you that Steve Hilton probably cannot beat the cheat.

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (wTevN)

86 Most of my boomer energy is in the morning.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

87 Enjoy the circle jerk.
Posted by: Sorry But Its True

"I like tio watch," said the impotent sissy unable to participate in the circle jerk.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (Av6i5)

88 Enjoy paying some hooker to peg you.

Posted by: mnw at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (RCjYY)

89 Must be someone from the Bush Family.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (O0L8i)

Hmmm, someone was so king or actually chemjeff the other night. Not sure as he sounded suspiciously like qdpsteve when he got mad. chemjeff was a NT originally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (hiMNi)

90 Hmmm, wait did we defend Trump?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (hiMNi)

Trump was pretty much not mentioned at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)

91 Posted by: Sorry But Its True at June 08, 2026 07:48 PM (13bda)

What's a matter? Mommy blamed you for why Daddy left?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (dK+Kv)

92 37 Wth. I'm not elderly. Who is this clown?
Posted by: fd
...........................
Yeah! If I was elderly, I'd be able to pay senior rates at golf courses. Alas, that is not to be.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 08, 2026 07:51 PM (aaFFZ)

93 Hmmm, wait did we defend Trump?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (hiMNi)

Trump was pretty much not mentioned at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)

Retarded seminar caller, didn't even bother checking the post to see if the comments were apropos.

We deserve better, damn it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:51 PM (dK+Kv)

94 Trump was pretty much not mentioned at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)

Ask Bidens dog what he thinks of Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:51 PM (hiMNi)

95 Like Sgt. Rock and Sgt. Fury combined.

Scott Pelley sobs when he argues he’s just like U.S. troops because both go to war to serve the country and might even be more important because “there is no democracy without journalism”…

“Don’t care about the country? [CRYING] I’ve never worn the uniform, but I’ve been in combat for this country in Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, been shot at. Spent nights in foxholes filling up with water in the desert. I’m not aware that the President of the United States has ever done any of those things for his country. Please correct me if I’m wrong. You become a journalist because you love the First Amendment. You become a journalist because you love the country. And while all the other descriptions that the President used about me might be applicable, not that one. [CRYING] There is no democracy without journalism. It can’t be done. And that is why I am a journalist.”

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I guess the tears are the result PTSD.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 08, 2026 07:51 PM (ndZc7)

96 zombie, do you think TS would be willing to walk away after spending $100-200 million to be governor? I don’t see that. I agree w you that Steve Hilton probably cannot beat the cheat.
Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (wTevN)

well finishing 1st or 2nd doesn't matter either way he goes to the general. Not sure its worth involving yourself in voter fraud.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:52 PM (8avO+)

97 What's a matter? Mommy blamed you for why Daddy left?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 08, 2026 07:50 PM (dK+Kv)

Mommy is pissed because his four 'uncles' did not leave the money on the nightstand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:52 PM (hiMNi)

98 Sir. Sir. Sir!

You didnt mention big tits.

https://sl.bing.net/eQwXXm1uGs0
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:41 PM (hiMNi)

Pneumatic, even! Golly!!

Posted by: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher at June 08, 2026 07:52 PM (wVcYX)

99
I spend most of my Boomer energy hanging onto the house I bought with some used gum wrappers and which will be burned down when I die, assuming I do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

100 Pneumatic, even! Golly!!
Posted by: Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher at June 08, 2026 07:52 PM (wVcYX)

Penny Lane. British. Sports Illustrated model evidently. No nudity I can find.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:54 PM (hiMNi)

101 Paraphrasing an old boss. .

"Circle jerk? Well now you're just picking on my hobbies."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2026 07:54 PM (gpQ8/)

102 In case you hear the "Paxton's impeachment defense lawyer endorses Talarico!" story, here's the part they're leaving out:

Said lawyer is a lifelong Democrat.

And said lawyer currently represents the muslim organization that just had their sharia city dreams shut down by Paxton.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 08, 2026 07:54 PM (73/SM)

103 Don’t care about the country? [CRYING] I’ve never worn the uniform, but I’ve been in combat for this country in Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, been shot at. Spent nights in foxholes filling up with water in the desert. I’m not aware that the President of the United States has ever done any of those things for his country. Please correct me if I’m wrong. You become a journalist because you love the First Amendment. You become a journalist because you love the country. And while all the other descriptions that the President used about me might be applicable, not that one. [CRYING] There is no democracy without journalism. It can’t be done. And that is why I am a journalist.”

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I guess the tears are the result PTSD.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 08, 2026 07:51 PM (ndZc7)

journalism was coined in the 1970s supposedly. The founding fathers had no inkling of journalism.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+)

104 "Circle jerk? Well now you're just picking on my hobbies."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2026 07:54 PM (gpQ8/)

Remember the podcast where ace was trying to draw a metaphor about circle jerking to tin soldiers?

I think maybe drugs were involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 07:55 PM (hiMNi)

105 Ask Bidens dog what he thinks of Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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He's got some novel thoughts about the war, in general.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 08, 2026 07:56 PM (cW1mv)

106 *whacks SBIT with cane*

"throws teeth*

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

107 How can you tell it's early in election season?

All we get are the Temu Trolls and failed OF posters.

If the Democrats, socialists, etc. are worried, the quality of the trolls increase.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 08, 2026 07:57 PM (qx7Zg)

108 I had a litter of nine Goldens escape and run through the neighborhood. It may require more energy than you have when retired. I always wanted a retirement home for old goldens.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 08, 2026 07:57 PM (7T8ei)

109 100 zombie, do you think TS would be willing to walk away after spending $100-200 million to be governor? I don’t see that. I agree w you that Steve Hilton probably cannot beat the cheat.
Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2026 07:49 PM (wTevN)

well finishing 1st or 2nd doesn't matter either way he goes to the general. Not sure its worth involving yourself in voter fraud.
Posted by: Oldcat

They're trying to get Steyer in to 2nd place. Which is laughable, as he never polled above the teen percentages. He has zero charisma, no popular support, no fan base, low poll numbers, nom "buzz" whatever, is a perennial loser joke candidate -- and yet they are trying to push him over the topint the general election, even though it's patently absurd.

I think they're worried -- understandably so -- that Becerra is so mentally retarded that he might flame out entirely i the general. So they're rigging things by making sure that the backup option (Steyer) is even worse.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:57 PM (Av6i5)

110 I know math is frowned upon but . . .

Toddler + scissors + Benjamins = big trouble

https://tinyurl.com/3t53xrcz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 08, 2026 07:59 PM (ndZc7)

111
Is Pelley the Concubine suggesting that he is big, but it is the news media that got small?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 07:59 PM (ixS3i)

112 58 Now this place is just a limited hang-out club for the elderly.
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The Villages!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

Not a place with a detumescence problem.

Posted by: Overtumescence perhaps at June 08, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)

113 Raman wins the pennant! Raman wins the pennant!

Posted by: High school science teacher at June 08, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++)

114 Good evening, Horde! For those who didn't see earlier today I've started a GiveSendGo to try to pull together resources to properly stabilize my housing situation, link in my nic. Thanks to the generous folk who have already contributed! That said I wish I'd known I can't touch it for a day or two while the GSG folks finish approving it...which sucks because I do not overnight in the car well...hoo boy.

Thanks again for generosity and forbearance. Now to cruise the links...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 08, 2026 08:01 PM (gMru9)

115 Lead down to about 209,000

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 08, 2026 08:02 PM (W5mpo)

116 All we get are the Temu Trolls and failed OF posters.

If the Democrats, socialists, etc. are worried, the quality of the trolls increase.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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* dons tin foil hat *

Whoever hands out the marching orders for the trolls, they have a chart where they map out potential benefit vs required effort. Theyve concluded we are probably a smaller audience, and we're going to be tough to persuade. So since we're in the high effort/low benefit quadrant, we don't merit quality trolls.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 08, 2026 08:02 PM (gpQ8/)

117 Up to 212,500

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 08, 2026 08:03 PM (W5mpo)

118 Dark Lixtiquatal

Is this smaller than the outstanding ballots not "counted"?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

119 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

120 What would be a high quality troll?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 08:03 PM (hiMNi)

121
In which Presidential debates did Pelley the Concubine go to bat for the Dims? I do recall him "moderating" at least one of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 08:04 PM (ixS3i)

122 The angel in St. Michael's Cave, Gibraltar. That is so neat!!

St. Michael’s caves connect a legendary network of spectacular limestone grottoes. While the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar is famous for its tourist destination, the name and historical lore trace directly back to the celebrated religious pilgrimage site in Apulia, Italy.

🇬🇧 St. Michael's Cave (Gibraltar, Spain)Located 300 meters above sea level within the Upper Rock Nature Reserve, this site is a massive natural wonder.

It was famously used as a covert hiding spot by 500 Spanish troops in 1704.

🇮🇹 St. Michael's Caves (Italy)Italy features several significant caverns dedicated to the Archangel Michael, with the most famous acting as the namesake for the Gibraltar cave.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 08, 2026 08:04 PM (NFX2v)

123 Swalwell still has a shot at 25,000

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 08, 2026 08:04 PM (W5mpo)

124
What would be a high quality troll?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Moo-Moo. He was rolling in wealth, peasants!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 08, 2026 08:05 PM (ixS3i)

125 68 Butthurt former regulars do provide a lot of entertainment. If I ever became one and couldn't stay away for some weird ungodly reason (such as that my butt was hurt) , I would at least have people here laughing their ass off.

This Critical Webspace Theory stuff is pathetic. It's a blog running on 1998 software. AoS has always been MySpace for angry OCD old people. You're not exactly poking holes in String Theory, dude.

Plus we know you're like one of maybe three possible sad cases. And that's at a push.
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Some folks cannot take rejection well and then spend their time brooding about their perceived injustices and wanting revenge.

Unless you are the Count of Monte Cristo, it is a lousy way to live.

Posted by: whig at June 08, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv)

126 79.3% of the ballots are counted. What the absolute numbers and how many remain to be manufactured, etc., I don't know.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 08, 2026 08:06 PM (W5mpo)

127 2009Refugee

The trolls certainly are persistent. It seems we have the same 5-6 deranged individuals posting, for years. Their tone is recognizable. No new blood or ideas.

But us Morons, we are posting without nets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2026 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

128 "What would be a high quality troll?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

129 109 I think they're worried -- understandably so -- that Becerra is so mentally retarded that he might flame out entirely i the general. So they're rigging things by making sure that the backup option (Steyer) is even worse.
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2026 07:57 PM (Av6i5)

Agree.

Posted by: EveR at June 08, 2026 08:07 PM (wTevN)

130 Twenty bucks. Same as in town.
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 08, 2026 08:07 PM (hiMNi)

131 120

A troll who knows more about painting than CBD, perhaps.

More about technology than Pixie.

Who follows the news more bclosely than Ace.

Who knows more about tractor cauburetors than AOP.

Posted by: mnw at June 08, 2026 08:07 PM (RCjYY)

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