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Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, June 13

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Penstemon cobaea close-up, showing the "bearded tongue" characteristic of the genus

Don in Kansas has a fine summary on his experiences growing penstemons, back on May 9: Tongues with Beards. Here are three of several he is growing. Click on the link for photos and description of others, along with growing tips:

One of my long-term projects is to find out which penstemons will do well in Kansas. I've got around twenty species planted in various parts of the yard, many of which are coming into bloom now. The Kansas natives such as Penstemon cobaea, above, have done very well. In general, most species I've tried have been easy and haven't needed attention beyond weeding and occasional watering during dry spells. . .

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Penstemon wrightii

P. wrightii is native to west Texas, a place much drier than Kansas. Surprisingly, all the rain from last year's freakishly wet summer didn't bother it at all, nor did 0℉ in January or 12℉ in March. It's been blooming for three weeks now, and it should continue for at least one and possibly two weeks more. Although the individual flowers aren't large, there are a lot of them, and the color is vivid.


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Penstemon Strictus

P. strictus, the “Rocky Mountain Penstemon,” grows throughout the Rocky Mountain states. It’s easy and tough, and will likely grow anywhere that the climate isn’t too extreme.

Interesting variety of beautiful flowers from different parts of the country at the link above, with helpful growing tips from Don.


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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

By-Tor has a big update on his container garden with some good tips:

Tomatoes are going great guns. The plants are getting huge. No reds yet but they’re coming.

Peppers are the same. Zucchini and squash as well.

Dill is maxed out; I may have to dry them and store, then plant more. Or maybe trim the tops and see if it grows out.

Long hot days on the horizon, with lots of water, portend a successful harvest.
Most of these are in containers or grow bags; I’m a little surprised at how well they are doing.

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The veggies and strawberries look great! You might think about freezing some dill, depending on how you intend to use it (maybe as immature seed heads for pickles?)

Keep the zucchini and summer squash picked small, since you are growing the plants in containers.

Next week, maybe we'll post By-Tor's instructions for making Fried Green Tomatoes.


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Protecting your holiday celebrations from yellow Jackets

This week, a yellow jacket stung me while I was feeding the garden kitties. WOW. Haven't felt pain like that in a while!

Later that day, we found a nest set up in a torch that was not far from one of the kitty-feeding locations, a few inches from the ground. Those insects were buzzing around in an erratic fashion that was really unnerving. Glad that this didn't happen to me:

You can make a DIY trap from a two-liter bottle. I did. Wasp and hornet spray was more effective.

Here is a comparison of the top ten commercial yellow jacket traps. Some trap other insects. You don't want a trap that catches honeybees.

Speaking of honeybees, how are we doing with those murder hornets that decapitate honeybees? Beekeepers will often remove honeybee nests from your yard, but not wasps or hornets.

For your neighbors who are infected with suicidal empathy:

Are the rest of us ready to think of Google as a friend?

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Gardens of The Horde

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From lirio 100:

This is Magnolia figo, common name banana shrub. My plant buying got a little over enthusiatic last fall but managed to get it through the winter under lights. I finally put it outside 10 days or so ago and the buds are opening. It's only hardy to Zone 8 so I'm ooing to keep it pruned to container size and cross my fingers this coming winter again.

It is fragrant but to me the fragrance is more floral than banana like. It does have the magnolia fuzzy buds.

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I like this plant and its fragrance. Probably attracts yellow jackets.

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, June 6


I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 01:33 PM




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1 Good afternoon Greenthumbs

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 01:35 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Is it too late to maybe put in cucumbers or something that grows fast?

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 01:36 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Thanks KT.

Lovely crops.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 13, 2026 01:36 PM (+EHgv)

4 Yellow jackets? Put a dab of jam on a small child.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 13, 2026 01:39 PM (Kt19C)

5 Yellow jackets?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty

Upside down coffee cup in a 5 gal bucket water up to an inch below bottom. Put a chunk of burger on it.
The wasps will eat until full and then they'll be unable gain enough height to get out of the bucket. They drown in the water.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 13, 2026 01:44 PM (+EHgv)

6 Our voodoo lily opened today. Plenty of flies buzzing 💩 around.

Posted by: Rex B at June 13, 2026 01:45 PM (rgnea)

7 2 Is it too late to maybe put in cucumbers or something that grows fast?

Depends on where you are. Your local extension agency may have a schedule.

Posted by: KT at June 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rdeQO)

8 Twice, long ago, got jjmped and stung a dozen times eachbyYellkw Jackets. One was by my compost bin.
First coll morning hit them with extreme prejudice

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 01:50 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Been working on my truck but everything is getting very hot, so giving that a break.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 01:51 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Plant stuff anyway. If it grows, great! If not, you know not to bother.

I have a pecan tree to plant. I have one asian pear that has never broken dormacy. I think I will pull it from that spot and try the pecan. The asian pears are hanging on but kinda pathetic growth. I have a rose bush to plant too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 13, 2026 01:56 PM (7T8ei)

11 Red wasps lit me up good last summer. Reached inside a storage box for a shovel or something. By the time I realized how stupid I am my hand was on fire. Whole hand was red and swollen for days.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 13, 2026 02:07 PM (ijc3Q)

12 Be kind to corn syrup farmers!

https://tinyurl.com/5n6nyax8+

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 13, 2026 02:07 PM (qx7Zg)

13 Hairy Beardtongue is the most Middle Earth plant name ever.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2026 02:11 PM (kpS4V)

14 5 Yellow jackets?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty

Upside down coffee cup in a 5 gal bucket water up to an inch below bottom. Put a chunk of burger on it.
The wasps will eat until full and then they'll be unable gain enough height to get out of the bucket. They drown in the water.

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Might want to add a few drops of fruity-smelling liquid dishwashing detergent to the water to break the surface tension, maybe also a teaspoon of vegetable oil.

Posted by: KT at June 13, 2026 02:12 PM (rdeQO)

15 Vegetable plot is doing very well after consistent rains. Tomatoes and peppers are doing nicely and the coneflowers are exuberantly sprouty with flower heads.

This is the ideal time when everything is lush and fecund; soon mold will hit and then temps will climb.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2026 02:19 PM (kpS4V)

16 I hit them with a can. Might have been 2 of wasp spray, emptied them and had a bucket to place over the hole.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

17 "Fecund" sounds dirty.

Posted by: But it's not at June 13, 2026 02:21 PM (PCs7D)

18 lush and fecund

Used to date her

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Kt19C)

19 Nice container garden By-tor.
And Don's Penstemon with the hairy tongue appears to have a little pearl on the end. Everything looks so good today.

Yellow Jackets are evil!

Posted by: AlmostYuman at June 13, 2026 02:28 PM (xEtvN)

20 There's this fairly simple but effective yellow-jacket trap: https://tinyurl.com/mryc68wb

Just a board, container of soapy water, and some meat. Looks pretty effective, and doesn't trap honeybees and such, if that's a concern.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 13, 2026 02:31 PM (ycI94)

21 Van Nuys sunny and 83°

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 13, 2026 02:32 PM (Kt19C)

22 the hairy tongue appears to have a little pearl on the end.

Now that's eatin pussy

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 13, 2026 02:33 PM (Kt19C)

23 Yellow jackets? They're very friendly until there's about fifty of them, then they get aggressive. Also, stop using aftershave and cologne if you don't want to be targeted like a flower.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 02:34 PM (SRceu)

24 once while snag fishing for zombie chinook, i adjusted my (greek fisherman's) cap and trapped a yeller jacquet which proceeded to sting my scalp. cursing, i drew the attention of an old railbird adjacent. he told me to take a little of the redman t'backy i was chewing and place it directly on the wound. amazing, killed the pain almost instant.

Posted by: cmeat at June 13, 2026 02:50 PM (R11M+)

25 Years ago I was taking my labs out for a constitutional and to go poop. One of them started getting real interested in something on the ground and was acting weird, biting the ground. I reached down to get her and instant pain. This dummy dog was attacking a yellow jacket nest in the ground. Instantly the dogs and I were swarmed.

I ran back to the house, up the deck and in through the kitchen. Bad, idea the f'ers were still on us an still stinging and now they were in the house. So I started smacking myself. And I wanted to get them off the dogs but I didn't want to just slap them.

In my panicked delusion I grabbed a loaf of bread, because it's soft, and started absolutely flailing away at the dogs to smash the bugs. It was then that my wife walked in to the kitchen.

Posted by: banana Dream - Not again! at June 13, 2026 02:51 PM (3uBP9)

26 Yellow jackets? They're very friendly until there's about fifty of them, then they get aggressive. Also, stop using aftershave and cologne if you don't want to be targeted like a flower.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 02:34 PM (SRceu)

Very islamic behavior, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 02:53 PM (1z8ji)

27 i have wandered up and down rural routes looking for discarded tobacco butts after trapping wasps in my bikey jacket. first, crush the damn thing. then locate the pain lump and mix the discarded tobacco with spit to form a paste (unguent, polstice, salve, balm, ointment?) and apply directly. it helps.

Posted by: cmeat at June 13, 2026 02:55 PM (R11M+)

28 >It was then that my wife walked in to the kitchen.

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Hey, honey. Whatcha cooking?

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 13, 2026 02:55 PM (29OPJ)

29 In my panicked delusion I grabbed a loaf of bread, because it's soft, and started absolutely flailing away at the dogs to smash the bugs. It was then that my wife walked in to the kitchen.
Posted by: banana Dream - Not again! at June 13, 2026 02:51 PM (3uBP9)
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Do you smoke the banana peals before dreaming?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2026 02:58 PM (kpS4V)

30 Sitting at a baseball game in 100 degree weather and a yellow jacket stung me on the web of my thumb. It hurt, of course, but my whole body went icy for a few seconds. It was fast but scary.

Posted by: huerfano at June 13, 2026 02:59 PM (VJX5o)

31 as a nine year meter reader (just like the mailman's screed, except i had to go in the back yard with the dog) i would often become aware of an invisible wasp/hornet flight path. this then required observing until determining the exit/ entry hole of the hive. never once used on a canine (i had a thousand pooches, but only maybe three that i believed meant it) i was required to carry capsicum dog spray as part of my ppe. when sprayed into the lair, first they all wobble out falling and dying and second the oily peppery residue hangs tough for years, preventing reoccupation.

Posted by: cmeat at June 13, 2026 03:00 PM (R11M+)

32 canoeing on the allagash (needs limerick), the bears had foraged the easy raspberies near the trails so my sister and i ventured into the thicket. old growth everywhere i soon stepped on a holler log which promptly collapsed, drawing the ire of it's inhabitants... bald faced mean f'in hairnets. i distinctly remember staring them eye to eye before they attacked (think mickey's malt liquor wasp, or that thing that zaps you in mario cart). so now i'm back peddling- almost literally doing the backstroke- getting shredded by the brambles and screaming at the top of my lungs. naturally, being opportunistic, this provided them with an oppo to fly into my mouth as i sprinted down the path to the river, big cartoon swarm in hot pursuit. it was minutes until i could surface with no threat, just a couple straggler guards. my siblings still laugh.

Posted by: cmeat at June 13, 2026 03:12 PM (R11M+)

33 >>> Do you smoke the banana peals before dreaming?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2026 02:58 PM (kpS4V)


It was just the name of a banana flavored vending machine pastry years ago. I had gotten one at work in the 90s and for whatever reason pinned it to my cube wall. It hung up for 5-10 years until around 2000 my group was relocated and I took it down to examine it. Still looked the same but was hard as a rock with a mystery liquid inside. No, I didn't try it.

I've searched the name and seen it reappear in the past five years or so as a variety of commercially grown pot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 13, 2026 03:15 PM (3uBP9)

34 hard as a rock with a mystery liquid inside.

The Paolo?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 13, 2026 03:16 PM (Kt19C)

35 Here's a picture of me #16 between Hostess PB Totally Nutty and donettes:

tinyurl.com/d3znap46

Posted by: banana Dream at June 13, 2026 03:26 PM (3uBP9)

36 1) yellow jackets and wasps are evil. They should be destroyed wherever they are found.

2) I do NOT, in fact, trust Google.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 13, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

37 I forgot about Crocodiles, pies were my favorites

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

38 I set up a shop vac with the nozzle near the yellow jacket entry. Turn on the vac near sundown. The little b*stards return home and get sucked into the vac.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at June 13, 2026 03:36 PM (/enuJ)

39 Pet thread is up!

Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 03:49 PM (Sy6m/)

40 I started off this year as a noob gardener with 2 grow bags planted with basil and one bag for parsley. The basil is growing like crazy and parsley is catching up. Now I'm making compound butter. Miracle Gro is wonderful stuff.

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2026 03:50 PM (rj6Yv)

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