Foreign NIH Scientists Charged With Smuggling Monkeypox Into US, and Then Lying About It

So many Straight-Arrow Straight Shooters in the federal bureaucracy.

Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States, according to the Department of Justice.
In a news release issued Tuesday, the department announced Vincent Munster and Claude Kwe with the NIH Rocky Mountain Laboratory had been charged with "conspiracy to smuggle" the virus, as well as giving false statements to federal law enforcement in January.
The department says Munster and Kwe arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport, with "a large black plastic case" after traveling from Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, where an outbreak of monkeypox was occurring. Monkeypox, also known as Mpox, is a viral illness that is spread through close contact, with symptoms that include fevers, headaches and a rash that looks like blisters or sores, according to the World Health Organization.
"Munster and Kwe falsely told CBP officers that the black case contained diagnostics and testing equipment," the DOJ said. "But subsequent investigation by CBP and FBI agents revealed that the case actually contained 113 vials in Styrofoam coolers."
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Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.

BREAKING: NIH ebola expert ARRESTED by the FBI for smuggling deadly pathogens into America from the Congo

Vincent Munster was BUSTED at an airport with 113 vials containing monkeypox, chickenpox, and human DNA.

93 of the vials haven't even been tested yet...... pic.twitter.com/VLwDAajrOy
— Nicolas Hulscher, MPH (@NicHulscher) June 3, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM

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1 e56ye5by

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n7rxJ)

2 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (lQ+/f)

3
wtf why do the Dutch and the Cameroonians want to kill us? Were they being paid by the Chinese, what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (n7rxJ)

4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

5 "Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States."

In their assholes?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

6 There's only two kinds of people I can't stand: people who don't respect other people's cultures...and the Dutch!

Posted by: Nigel Powers at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (amcLV)

7
What possible defense could they offer for this? They LIED.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (n7rxJ)

8 Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Yes, it is. They should get life in prison.

Posted by: Bosk at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (VMFAF)

9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)

10 There has to be more to this story.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (YwEeS)

11 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)
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Kinda cheesy, if you ask me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (amcLV)

12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (mefQ6)

13 maybe it's a thing like Fauci and his funded proxies?
Someone paid them big bucks to smuggle it in to "study" it, and get in on the ground floor of the next big mass-beta-test of a mandated experimental "vaccine"?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (enw9G)

14 Shoot 'em

Posted by: Joe at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Uy/WF)

15 maximum sentence of five years in prison

The hell is this.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (1ET9J)

16 Munster Pox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Cqx++)

17 So...normal government "Do you know who I am?!?" and incompetence or something nefarious?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

18 Guessing that's how they got COVID over here, too.

Thankfully, monkeypox seems to be a disease mostly seen in the gay community - they seem to know all about it.

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Ocvdq)

19 Doin' the jobs Americans just won't do!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Vh9CX)

20 five years in prison if convicted.

Hey they can study Monkeypox means of transmission.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (wGerL)

21 Munster hates people, look at his grin

Posted by: H at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (NzXZG)

22
Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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"IF convicted."

Good lord. Of what, I wonder? Smuggling ANYTHING should be crime 1, smuggling dangerous pathogens should be crime 2, lying to federal officers should be crime 3.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

23 I was assured diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 01:24 PM (tNkpt)

24 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (Cqx++)

25 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

26
Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (VWtfl)

27 "All I see are dead people."
-James Cole

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

28
So 2 foreigners WORKING FOR THE NIH tried to smuggle the deadly pathogen into the country.

Quick! Draw up two more H1-B openings!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)

29 Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Carry on. Can't let the airlines have a chance to lose your baggage.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (lwhHh)

30 That's my emotional-support vial of face-rotting germs.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (1ET9J)

31 Now imagine what China smuggled across our open borders during Biden’s time. That’s some of the material we found in the covert biolabs the Chinese setup in our country.

Even recently CBP caught 12 Chinese nationals in camo trying to sneak across the border.

The Chinese are at war with us, along with other foreign nations.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (aZ9eR)

32 Yeah we totally need this H1-b visas for people who are trying to destroy our country. It’s a job Americans won’t do.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Uh88k)

33 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (+gA9j)

34 Smuggling it in small vials up their asses would have been too ironic I guess....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

35 Lily Munster: " He was just turning his life around".......

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (RZlrj)

36 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens.

Speaking of which have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (q177U)

37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

38 Too late for the Platner thread... I look forward to left wing complaints that this is all just muckraking and dirty politics. And if anyone has any stones at all they'll reply: "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (Dx80Q)

39 " He was just turning his life around"
... his sigmoid

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (1ET9J)

40 Two foreign nationals trying to smuggle bioweapons into the US? They should be tried as terrorists and shot.

Posted by: Dead serious at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

41 37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

======

Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

42 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens"

You don't expect us to live and work there, do you?

/

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

43 Scientists- more dangerous than gay sex.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (f4tQo)

44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

45 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.

Posted by: Gross at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

46 These were high capacity germ vials, so it's okay.

Posted by: Everytown fir Gun Safety at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (Xg0tR)

47 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

48 44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

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That was supposed to be the hentavirus.

Remember that?

It was like 4 weeks ago.

No one gives a shit.

The people's stomach for disease lockdowns is gone for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (KbEzc)

49 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.

See if you do it in the shower you are going to spread anything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

50 How far we have fallen from custom hot rods and gothic mansions. Today's Munsters aren't even funny.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxzYs)

51 As I was going to work this morning, I saw a huge line of people literally around the block on upper east side in Manhattan. Mostly 20-something or younger, many asians (some hotties too!), and lotsa hipster jerkoffs.

Had to be at least 150 people.

"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

52 47
Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

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There's also the ebola outbreak in Africa which is Trump's fault because of USAID or something which he's bungling because of USAID, or something.

Nah. Nothing's shutting down society this year.

Democrats are also smart enough at the highest levels to know that the only real prize is the presidency. If they really try something, it'll be in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (KbEzc)

53 Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!

Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (j10i6)

54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!

Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

55 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons

Only place that it might even work in deep blue cities.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (lwhHh)

56 51 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

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It was on the TikToks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)

57
have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Max Power

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Have they actually been finding them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)

58 The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.
__________________________

If you search out his lab group, you'll find that most are not from this country, and that includes former members. Here's a photo:
https://tinyurl.com/mryju4fm

Kwe and Munster are second and third on the left front row.

Another thing (and this is important). The Congo has one of the most comprehensive and solid airport security programs on the planet. You can't even take photos in the airport. That might surprise you. But, it's true. That black case with the samples would have been scrutinized by at least 3 different agencies. Their credentials would have had to pass through at least three checkpoints. My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (dIske)

59 Seems like a good time.for catch and kill.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)

60
They're going to get us all killed, aren't they?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)

61 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
_____

"Call me"

-- Michael Crichton

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

63 But, but, but, those bazongas"

Met Ms Peterson. Very nice..

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)

64 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!
Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

Why, (WHY) WHYyiyiy why don't love me?

Nobody will get this.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (ZxzYs)

65 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

66 62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

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"These psychological profiles are not in our files. All we have is white loner from the rurals who want to be cops."
-the FBI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (KbEzc)

67 ... now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted...

********

...where they will be able to continue collecting samples of monkey pox...

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (qgHp7)

68 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

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It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
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Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

69 What is the non-nefarious explanation for people doing this? Is there one? This has happened in the recent past. Chinese smugglers I think. WTF! I mean, WTFF, two Fs!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (3uBP9)

70 worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny"

China laughs...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)

71
The article says deactivated virus. But it also says they haven't analyzed most of the vials. And that this happened in January. Was this just the situation in January, or did they never test the other vials?

Also, did they do this to streamline research for selfish personal reasons, or for some larger, darker purpose? The product of research is generally a publication. How would they describe the origin of their samples in the "Materials and Methods" section?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (4Aqsh)

72
"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)

73 Germ warfare. Should face the death penalty.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (vHMT8)

74 To the tune of "Smelly Cat"

Monkeypox! Monk EE POX!
Why do I keep getting yoooou???
Monkeypox! MONK EEE POOX!
It's not my fault!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (V362x)

75 The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

The dutchman’s not the kind of man
To keep his thumb jammed in the jar that holds his monkeypox,
But that's a secret only Fauci knows.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (PMw0V)

76 Did they have the vials concealed in their anuses?? Tell me they did - lie to me if you must.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Gqar8)

77 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
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Considering the possible consequences if they had loosed that virus on the populace (or weaponized it in some way), that seems like a remarkably light sentence.

I've seen the movie Twelve Monkeys.

It doesn't end well for humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gnNyN)

78
Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!
Posted by: Boswell

Grampa was always cooking up something down there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)

80 Seems like only a few hours ago I was posting on how new diseases broke the Roman Empire.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (1ET9J)

81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

82 We are only an AI away from being Racoon City.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

83 Fun fantasy...

The first morning they wake up to in prison they feel a bit groggy. They try to open their eyes but the light is very bright. They go to scratch their face and realize they are tied down. Tied down to a gurney. Very securely. He can't move.

Finally they can make out a face but the face is covered with a surgical mask. There are others also wearing masks and gowns.

One mask says "He's awake now. We can start".

The sees a very large syringe being handed to the man standing over him.

The faint sound of screaming is coming from somewhere.... it's not human. It's monkeys in a cage that's being brought into a room.

One mask says to another, "Were going to have to turn him over"

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+rSJz)

84 In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Yes, I know that in reality they're probably CCP agents trying ti create an epidemic here in a bio-warfare attack. but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Av6i5)

85
My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.
Posted by: Orson

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Interesting. And I hope it's not the latter. I'm sure Rubio hasn't been able to get all the vermin out of that department.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)

86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

87 Have they actually been finding them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Impossible to tell. All the usual suspects claim "no", which is what you would expect them to say. (Snopes, etc)

And half of the stories from new sites you've never heard of all say "yes".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (lwhHh)

88 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor

OK, I confess, I LOLed.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (Av6i5)

89 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)
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Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

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And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (n7rxJ)

91 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

I do not wanna kill Aunt Bea or Hazel but on that list that’s the only slot open for either one. June gets to marry and… you know

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (+gA9j)

92 And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

93 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

If ever there was a time to be first...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

94 Fifty bucks says they’ve done it before.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (MaRK8)

95
And so, they're not overjoyed with J now?

But, yes, I get it. Marriage annulled by Catholic Church long time ago and a Jersey divorce & then my mother was furious I had had a kid and was apparently 'never properly married' to it's father in her eyes. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v

Willowed - they like J, he is very different than my ex. J is very successful, so of course this pleases them. But he is a bit of an enigma to them- J does what J wants to do, and doesn’t do what he doesn’t want to do. You are not going to find him trekking to my parent’s house for holidays, but he would bring them here or rent a big house on an island somewhere for everybody in a heartbeat. Or he would send me solo. J is used to being in charge, my dad is also used to having that role. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

96 86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

Signed.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxzYs)

97 There's no way that lefty freaks would ever stoop so low as to spread Alpha gal on purpose, right? I mean, it is spread by ticks, and it makes sufferers violently allergic to red meat, but they'd never do that, right?

https://tinyurl.com/4x5fdzvr

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Dx80Q)

98 9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

His son looks like the Wolfman and his dad is Dracula.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)

99
90

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM

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The explanation began with "Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (4Aqsh)

100 81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

***

You guys obviously never stopped for lunch at Petticoat Junction.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (2WIwB)

101 79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM

Comment of the year?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (enw9G)

102 "Munster" probably has German ancestry. No one in my Dutch-American town wants to admit it, but there was (and still is) a lot of cross-border traffic between the Netherlands and Germany.

Plus, the Dutch language is basically garbled German.

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking thrown wooden shoes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)

103
Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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It's nuts, isn't it? That's why I mused about *standard* marketing techniques. One wonders if the brains behind the influencers (aka "digital marketers") in reality are students of such ancients as Lee Iacocca and David Ogilvy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (n7rxJ)

104
Summarily execute them. Televise it.

Enough of this kid glove treatment for sociopathic scientists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (s9VOe)

105 >>> 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Desdemona

Posted by: Othello at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (3uBP9)

106 $50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM

https://tinyurl.com/mr3k45sa

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

107 "a large black plastic case"
......

Should have just smuggled it up their butts.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (UjdFS)

108 Some of the vials tested so far had Monkeypox, but two test so far contained human DNA. I'm guessing from someone who had contacted the disease.

And, if you go down the list of members and former members of this specific lab group you will find about 50% foreigners.....including Chinese nationals.

I'd recommend reading up on a similar occurrence from about a year ago that took place in Canada. Dr. Xiangguo Qiu & Keding Cheng were smuggling out Ebola and various other samples to Wuhan Labs back in 2019.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (dIske)

109 They stopped testing the vials after the they couldn't figure out what the last one contained.

It was something no one had seen before.

Then everyone left for lunch and never came back to work.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (+rSJz)

110 Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (D1E+2)

111
We paid for this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (azNOR)

112
In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Posted by: zombie

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In all seriousness, I think semi-literate thug has the best guess: research. The viruses were deactivated and the scientists didn't want to bother with onerous paperwork for materials they considered harmless -- or they were sloppy and negligent enough to think they didn't have to report it.

But why did they lie?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (n7rxJ)

113 90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

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And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05

This is what I want to know, too

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (hftzA)

114 What's a little loose gay monkey virus among friends?

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

115 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.

It could market to gay clientele as A Z Tea

Posted by: Fauci would know at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

116 Catching up with the last thread:

>> 8 So the Dems in Maine will swap him out?
Posted by: Maroon at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (NjpIr)

They can't force him out, and since I believe he is an actual literal psychopath, I can't picture him going voluntarily.

>> 46 I don't think catch-and-kill works any more in this modern media-saturated environment where anyone and everyone has their own bully pulpit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

Well, they (correctly) described it as 'soft' catch-and-kill. 'Real' catch-and-kill involves an outlet such as the National Enquirer, whose standards & practices allow paying for exclusives, getting a formal agreement from sources to not tell anyone else (and then just sitting on the story). IIRC, Harvey Weinstein was big on using NE as a cutout for hush money in precisely that manner.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Sy6m/)

117 American Thinker:

If a former CIA agent’s report is accurate, Iran may find itself making a decision the U.S. was faced with making in 1945. The agent, Larry Johnson, revealed that Pakistan’s Foreign Minister personally delivered a disturbing, secret message to Secretary of State Mark Rubio claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

118 And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I would guess by lying some more.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

119 12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?
Posted by: Flyguy

Virulently I say unto you, unless thou headeth my science and taketh my vaccines you cannot have eternal life!

Posted by: Lord Tony at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (yjSRW)

120 Uh oh, Congo!

Posted by: Dark L at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (W5mpo)

121 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

123
We paid for this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

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Yup. And now we'll have to pay three times as much to fix it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (n7rxJ)

124 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

SEE??!?!?!?!?!?!

Trump cut all those government employees and now we can't test mysterious butt-pox vials!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

125 Proposed New Rule: Inject them with whatever they're smuggling.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (PVV5z)

126 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (hftzA)

127 Just a reminder:

"Christine Grady is the chief of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH), where
she oversees bioethics research and training. She is married to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) at NIH."

My emphasis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

128 The real explanation? Likely trying to weaponize it or things like it, like the "researchers" before them.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (Fyaxu)

129 [\s] dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

130 122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

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Iran says a lot of bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

131 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)

132
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

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omg. East Coast, West Coast, or Israel?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (n7rxJ)

133 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

The Schrödinger Scientist Test? Ok.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (qx7Zg)

134 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".

Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)

135 Smuggled it in his ass he did.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (/lPRQ)

136 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Interesting....I pulled up the laws applying to NIH personnel transporting samples (of any kind). They have to declare them. Failure to do so is a violation of Federal and International law. Transporting pathogens across borders is, also, a violation of the law if you don't declare them.

And, declaring these samples isn't just a Customs issue. It's a Dept of Trans. issue and a Federa Aviation issue. All three require full declaration.

These two clowns are screwed. And, when we're done with them, we should turn them over to the Hague.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

138 Monkeypox mostly spreads between gay men (and their dogs).
........

Good grief. And I was just thinking about lunch.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS)

139 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".
Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)
______

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

140 Every illness the world over for the last 20 years has been man made.

Find those making. Kill them. Nuke the facilities.

That is the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

141
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

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Look at you, bringin' teh facts! That's very interesting, and it makes one ask extra loud, ONLY FIVE YEARS???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n7rxJ)

142 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Nope. They're attempting biological warfare. They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

143
In their assholes?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)
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Use/mention distinction?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (amcLV)

145

Do these two fuckheads report to Little Lord Fauci?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (och2J)

146 Remember how the Avian Flu seemed to follow FDA inspectors from poultry farm to poultry farm?

I do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (wBaIH)

147 They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)

148 -------
They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)

Sometimes, the old ways are the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

149
What is scary to me is how much of the virus shit has been smuggled into our country that was never found.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (x4yF4)

150 nuclear weapons aren't exactly something you can just "have". Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (3uBP9)

151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

152 They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)

Sometimes, the old ways are the best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ye need to tar 'em so they last longer.

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (amcLV)

153 What does one do with vials of human DNA?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

Modify it so new diseases are more compatible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)

155 madonna showed her titties with pride

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)

156 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP at all other Ports oof entry.

See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

157 Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.

I got that ^^ from the Guardian, which is crediting WSJ. This is also being floated around Twitter.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (kj+jH)

158 madonna showed her titties with pride
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)

And no one cared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

159
Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.
Posted by: banana Dream

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Well, for high tech civilizations some amount of that is administrative and security protocols. How much of it is because of Science?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

160 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (MaRK8)

161 151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

Gain of function

Posted by: moki at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (wLjpr)

162 Gain of Function needs to be banned the world over and anyone found practicing it should be nuked from space, just to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

163 130
Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

Yes, they do. But it would explain why negotiations are still being tried, and why Trump called Netanyahu crazy. Where we might think, on occasion, the art of the deal is not working, Trump may be think y’all don’t know the stakes the way you think you do.

Also, the democrats remain dumbest of all. Still.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

164 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP

Orson at @154 beat me to it, and is spot on.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (qgHp7)

165
Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM

Fauci makes over $400k a year on our backs. Asshole can pay for his own security.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

166
Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.

Posted by: gKWVE

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I also read that Trump is trying to use some power or other to enable himself to fire GS-15s and below. Don't quote me on the particulars -- the idea is, he's working on firing fast swathes of incompetent, anti-American, unnecessary federal employees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (n7rxJ)

167 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Ok, make with the dumb joke, everyone. Just let it out.

@Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

169 “We do not worship Iran, we worship Allah. For patriotism is another name for paganism. I say let Iran go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world.” — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1979–1989)

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

170 It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
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Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

I hope they're not serving any meat dishes, I wouldn't trust it with a name like that

If they do, watch out for dogs, cats, and waterfowl to start disappearing

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)

171 See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

Yeah, but they sure got that rotten military veteran's life savings he was going to use to make a down payment on a house for his family. Made the roads and the country just that much safer that day.

Posted by: Sometimes you wonder if it's on purpose at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

172 @Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

NICE BEAVER!!!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

173
Spenser Pratt drops to third in the runoff voting totals by next Tuesday, tops.

California announces results on the Fourth of July to piss off the normies.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Y8DZL)

174 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

*********

Reanimate hybrid human-T.Rex clones?

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (qgHp7)

175 When I was working at ups we would get a whole lot of biological agri stuff. I did my share of facilitating the sex life of bovines by moving around the bull semen cryo containers. They really sucked because they were a weird sort of diamond shape. Not heavy but big and difficult to load around and didn't stay on belts and chutes well.

But we also got a lot of lab test containers. Think your animal has anthrax? Well just ship their bio over ups to a test lab. The instant that sample has detected anthrax, of course it's a no-no to ship. But on the way from ranch to lab? Sure! Got those all the time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (3uBP9)

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C)

177
I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)

178 Pakistan huh. Well, if Iran has a nuke, that's probably where they got it from.

Maybe it all the ancillary stuff needed to set of a couple of pounds of enriched uranium, saving the mullahs a lot of time and testing. The first test would result in Israel showing them how it's done, from 50,000 feet.

They are going to demonstrate anything. They don't have the time. Once the ground shakes a little bit oddly in some Iranian mountain, Tehran will be a sheet of glass.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (+rSJz)

179 I say let Iran go up in smoke

Inshallah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Kwe and Munster should've been forced to eat the vials of monkeypox, have it injected orally or anally. Their choice. Then the helicopter ride.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (LHPAg)

181
That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)

It should be known, however, that socking a regular is a bannable offense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

182 SHE IS RISEN

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Fyaxu)

183 Probably was closer than anybody though .

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 02:12 PM (5Igal)

184 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary.

Probably the only mammal in the state still doing real work.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (kj+jH)

185 I actually thought someone was socking a regular just now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (bss/y)

186
Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Where "lifetime" means the next four weeks. Then, summarily execute them.

I am serious about this. I am fooking sick of "scientists" flouting the law and common decency because "science". You are not above us. Perhaps dispatching a gaggle of them in public might set a good example for the good of all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (s9VOe)

187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)

188 madonna showed her titties with pride.

And no one cared.

Same with her singing and acting!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (MaRK8)

189 When you see highly trained, healthy young athletes dropping dead in the field of play, is it the vaccines and boosters or something else? Use your analytics to measure that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (D1E+2)

190 Club crackers are delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (bss/y)

191 This is literally right up the road from me.

Ride my road bike past this place all the time.

Used to guide a bunch of these Lab Employees.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (P0D9r)

192 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

I said ONE potential explanation for Trump moving when he did was that he had intel he was not sharing and couldn't share.

Doesn't mean nukes. But it could.

I assumed that possibly he got reliably fed that Iran was planning something with the Democrats as China did before and decided to knock every last piece off the fucking table, with a "what now".

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (Fyaxu)

193 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

***********

I went to the New York City Estuary
To visit the new wildlife sanctuary
The lady running the place
tried to slap me in the face
When all I said was "Is your beaver hairy?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)

194 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

195 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

It no longer gave a dam.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (qx7Zg)

196
If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

Mullah: "No. Not Tel Aviv."
IRGC Goon: "Why not Tel Aviv?"

(Mullah whispers to goon)

IRGC Goon: "Funny, you don't look it."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (9P45u)

197 154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)
This was part of the November election steal. It worked before with covid.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (LHPAg)

198
Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Why does God need a spaceship?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (s9VOe)

199 Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

200
Two hunnert (as if)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:18 PM (s9VOe)

201
I have powers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (s9VOe)

202 We were getting whole horse heads shipped through ups. I know that because boxes would rip open occasionally and blam a head. We had to rebox and it clearly indicated it was being shipped to a lab for anthrax testing.

The worst thing we had to rebox was some sort of meat marinating sauce. We tested ph on the jars that broke and it was basement level. As acidic as something used to strip metal. Nasty stuff. We got all decked out in suits for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (3uBP9)

203 I see dead people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

204 >>>At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes

>And this is good because we can have the IDF pinpoint them and take them out. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (D1E+2)

205 Nood jobs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Kdi1r)

206 >>> Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)

LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

207 thought experiment, imagine they had had a virus which actually WAS deadly and extremely contagious?

They were able to strap the rat cages on and live out their socialist fantasies with something only slightly more deadly than the standard flu.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (bss/y)

208 Cry harder.

People who live near George Floyd Square angry they have to pay for street overhaul. From the Star Tribune:

https://tinyurl.com/57xwrphk

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)

209 strip those that smuggled the monkey pox nekkid and place them in a sealed cage with 30 million sand fleas. Broadcast the screams to the public as a warning . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (JNTt1)

210 187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)

"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Sy6m/)

211
And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

It was a ratty old agricultural warehouse in Reedley just a few miles from Fresno. Think "Neo-Nazi meth lab film set from Breaking Bad". The ChiCom asshole who ran the place had just signed a lease for a much nicer, new commercial building near the Fresno airport about a mile from my shop, right in the middle of the city, but hadn't moved in yet. Scary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (FkdoK)

212 I guess they are trying hard to make monkey pox like chicken pox and fun for us all vs gays.

Maybe my immunity to chicken pox, since I had it as a kid, will make me immune to monkey pox. Plus I am not gay or having sex with gay men.

There! I'm fine!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)

213
These guys need to meet Old Sparky or the nearest lamp post.

Attempted biological warfare needs to receive the maximum penalty...

...

which is, I suppose, being thrown feet first into a shredder.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)

214 FIVE years? That's it? They'll be out in 18 months.

Posted by: Scott1M at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (O9uxk)

215 And the Democrats pretended there was a white supremacy threat.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (chM/Q)

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