NYT: Ex GF of Platner Says He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Coming soon: Claire McCaskill demsplains that fantasizing about homosexual rape of your enemies to prove your dominance is not psychopathic, but rather "authentic" and "blue collar."

Well this is definitely not the sexual assault exposé I was expecting, or that I got you amped for, but... eh, maybe for now, it's enough.

I don't want the SA stuff coming out yet (if it exists) anyway.

This feels like the NYT is warning Maine Kampf to withdraw before the next round of disclosures.

On Tuesday evening, after a whirlwind day in Washington, Graham Platner, the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine, rushed home.
Rumors were spreading from Portland to the Potomac about Mr. Platner's messy personal life, after news reports that he had sent sexual messages to women while married. Democratic senators were pressing him about whether more damaging revelations were coming. Journalists were swarming, staking out his hometown.
Amid the turmoil, Mr. Platner worked the phones, rolling through calls to ex-girlfriends who might publicly acknowledge that while he may have been a bad boyfriend, he was, in fact, a decent guy.
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But in extensive conversations over the past two months, three other women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner offered a far more complicated assessment, describing volatile and "toxic" relationships that were unsettling and at times emotionally wrenching.
Mr. Platner could be charming and charismatic, they recalled in interviews, but also demeaning to women and, in at least one case, even physically threatening. He drank heavily and was regularly unfaithful.

He claims it's all due to PTSD which is playing the role of Biden's Childhood Stutter in this narrative. Anytime he's discovered to be lying or abusive, he says it's his childhood stutter brought on by PTSD, and you cannot question him about it, or else you Hate the Troops.

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Lyndsey Fifield, 40, a Virginia conservative who has worked for right-leaning groups and Republican campaigns, recalled him as "cavalierly contemptuous of women's emotions, of our 'weakness.'" Ms. Fifield, who dated Mr. Platner from roughly 2013 to 2015, said that his offensive online posts "reminded me of just how much he hated women."
Jenny Racicot, 41, a Maine Democrat, who said she dated him casually off and on between 2019 and 2021, said the posts deepened her belief that he did not respect women. "When I saw the old comments that he made online," she said, "I recognized a version of him that I had experiences with."
Some of the women also raised questions about his trustworthiness. Mr. Platner's insistence that he did not know that his tattoo was a Nazi symbol until it became a campaign issue last fall was simply not true, Ms. Fifield sai. After all, she said, he had taught her the word for it years earlier, referring to it as "my Totenkopf."
His campaign strongly denied that he knew what the tattoo stood for. And in a statement to The Times, Mr. Platner said he had "too often self medicated with alcohol, and was a far from perfect boyfriend" during what he described as a "very dark period of my life."
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This article is based on interviews with more than two dozen people, including six women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner.
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Mr. Platner could be rough with her, Ms. Fifield said, particularly when they were drinking, leaving her shaken and sometimes afraid. In the interviews, Ms. Fifield grappled with how to process her experiences. She was quick to note that he "never hit me, he never punched me."

But she said he regularly grabbed her by the shoulders -- sometimes hard enough to leave marks -- and, on one occasion, yanked her out of a cab by her wrist after an argument when she wanted to stay in the car.
During one argument, she recalled, he twisted her arm behind her back, shoved her into a bedroom and held the door closed from the other side so she couldn't get out, telling her to remain there until she was "calm." Eventually, Ms. Fifield said, she fell asleep and left the next morning.
"It hurt," she said. But she added: "It didn't cause an injury, it didn't break my arm."

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Ms. Fifield also recalled that Mr. Platner's displays of weaponry and discussions of violence sometimes left her uneasy.
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He had what she described as a "warrior ethos" and would fantasize about killing people he deemed a threat, she said. She said he told her that rape was about power.
It was something that stuck with her through the years, Ms. Fifield said.
"He said this a lot: If anybody ever broke in here, I would rape them," she recalled, saying that he added that it would not be in "a sexual way, not in a gay way."
"He was like, I would rape them to show them that I'm dominant," she said.

Is he a former reader? Does he not know that the quote is "I would f*** him, not in a gay way, but like a Viking"?

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Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women while he and Ms. Fifield dated, also referred to women as "hatchet wounds," Ms. Fifield said, a crude term for female anatomy.
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Ms. Fifield said she did not expect her friends to offer that corroboration because she did not tell anyone at the time, saying she had been embarrassed.
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Caroline Lemp, who dated Mr. Platner for several months in 2013, described him as a "gentle giant." She said he never made her feel unsafe or showed any signs that he was struggling with the physical or mental effects of his military service.

Does that mean his PTSD excuse is a lie?

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Last fall, a few months after announcing his campaign for Senate, Mr. Platner said that he had learned from news media inquiries that the tattoo on his chest was widely recognized as a Nazi symbol, and he moved to cover it.

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"It was not until I started hearing from reporters and D.C. insiders that I realized this tattoo resembled a Nazi symbol," Mr. Platner told Politico in a statement in October. "I absolutely would not have gone through life having this on my chest if I knew that -- and to insinuate that I did is disgusting."
Ms. Fifield called that a lie.
Mr. Platner, she said, knew when they were dating years ago that the tattoo was a Nazi symbol, and that he called it "my Totenkopf."
"I would never have known what that was," she said. "He would joke about it being a Nazi tattoo."
Ms. Fifield said he told her that he and other members of his unit selected the tattoo because "they were like a death unit, they were killers," and saw a parallel between their unit and the Nazi Schutzstaffel, or S.S., unit, that used the skull-and-crossbones image.
"They literally, deliberately, selected it because it was relevant to their military unit," she said.
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Throughout his campaign, Mr. Platner has presented his life as a story of recovery and personal growth.
He has described himself as "self-medicating and drinking heavily" and "becoming very emotionally distant" during his time in the military, which ended in 2012, he says, and the years immediately afterward. A relationship with a girlfriend while he was serving in the Marines "totally fell apart because I was just a wreck of a human being," he said in an interview with The Times last month.
Then, in 2016, he returned to his small hometown, Sullivan, Maine. With therapy from the Department of Veterans Affairs, he got treatment for PTSD, anxiety and depression and began to build a new life. In 2018, he took over an oyster farm from a family friend.

"Took over" sounds a lot like "was given as an act of charity towards a drug-addicted layabout bum."

Still, he stayed active on Reddit, offering a glimpse into his unvarnished thinking in more than 1,400 messages between 2016 and 2021, when he says he stopped posting.

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"I'm a vegetable growing, psychedelics taking socialist these days," he wrote. "Still got the guns though, I don't trust the fascists to act politely." He has since said he abhors political violence.
But his relationships with women have remained complicated.
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Asked about the post in a follow-up interview this spring, Ms. Racicot, who said she agreed with many of Mr. Platner's policies, said she had an off-and-on relationship with Mr. Platner and had positive memories.
But she was not shocked, she said, when she saw the incendiary comments he had made about women that have surfaced during the campaign. "I was like, that makes sense," she said. "This person does not respect women."
Ms. Racicot also said that in 2021 he arrived at her house drunk, after she had asked him not to come over. She declined to elaborate, but said she cut off contact soon after that episode and found his behavior "reckless" and "unsettling."
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On the campaign trail, Mr. Platner has consistently worked to reassure voters who have been rattled by what they have read about his messy personal history. He has said that he had not lived a "very complicated" life.

Needless to say, Maine Kampf denies just about everything negative the women say about him.

Not really terribly damaging. Most stuff will be dismissed because it's from a "right wing" Republican, who apparently isn't all that right wing because she dates communists.

She confirms that he's lying about not knowing it's a Totenkopf tattoo, but Democrats don't really believe him about that, anyway. They know they're backing a Nazi. They are pro-Nazi, because they are antisemites and increasingly part of the Islamic jihad.

Is this all the New York Times has, or is this the first volley?

I don't know. I'd say it's the first volley, but this article doesn't seem to allow for the possibility that they spoke to other women who alleged sexual assault.

But then, that stuff seems to be about his "conquests" as a young nepo baby at Hotchkiss. None of the girls that would tell those tales would be categorized as women who dated him as an adult.

I guess we'll see.

It just might be that the former communications director for the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association got it wrong, if you can believe that. (Or did he hype it in order to make the story feel like a let down? Like false claims that Clinton got red faced and enraged during his deposition?)

Or, it could be that the NYT shied away from reporting the really toxic stuff they'd found.

The NYT did a huge disservice to Lyndsey in how they packaged the story about Graham Platner.

What she describes is physical abuse, and they buried it 22 grafs deep under a headline describing "unsettling behavior."

Platner allies already dismissing this as a nothing burger pic.twitter.com/3QcFWKtva6
— Amber Duke (@ambermarieduke) June 4, 2026

CNN: Will you endorse Graham Platner's campaign?

MARKEY: �I am convinced that he is running on all of the right issues��

CNN: �So why not say that you endorse him?�

MARKEY: �He is on a pathway to victory��

Embarrassing pic.twitter.com/J57koiCcpC
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 4, 2026

Tim Miller immediately working up a plan to break into Graham Platner's house.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) June 4, 2026

During Pride Month, dude?!

DURING PrIde MoNtH dUdE??!?!

Hang it in a museum. pic.twitter.com/nNhlxSl3AO
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) May 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 Rape you like a Viking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:22 PM (73/SM)

2 It's not gay when you only dream about it.
/s/ Barack Obama

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:22 PM (73/SM)

3 I saw Hatchet Wounds open for 4 Non Blondes at Lilith Fair '03

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2026 05:23 PM (sCxmP)

4 Who is Tim Miller? aside from being a gay man. I guess

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:24 PM (n3VHW)

5 I believe The Dems have until July 9th to replace him.. And why are we fighting so hard to keep Collins ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:25 PM (FtULh)

6 Remember when the Cory fellow literally ripped that girl's arm off and all of Con, Inc. ran to White Knight for her?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:25 PM (73/SM)

7 I mean, to be fair to Ed Markey, he *is* a complete f@#king idiot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (KltHd)

8 Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

That is sooooooo hot

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (sKqQm)

9 He did all this shit to them and yet they kept fucking him. Tell me again how women just want nice guys.

Posted by: I at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)

10 Well, I hope he doesn't kill and wife and commit suicide before all this is over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (n3VHW)

11 >>> Women Recall Platner Bragging That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"
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Formerly of the military when they started letting in open homos the rate of men who rape their male enemies exploded.
... and they had to revamp their "sexual harassment" (SHARP) training, on line of course. They had a funny as hell pop-up for male on male rape - pretty much said "It's to show dominance, nor sexual".
Wish I had a screen capture of it (the pop-up was not in the downloadable pdf).
Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen in, like, forever. Had to be written by our new Muslim overlords - It's not 'gay' if you are on top.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

12 Platner sounds like perfect Dem senate material to me.....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (FtULh)

13 I believe The Dems have until July 9th to replace him.. And why are we fighting so hard to keep Collins ?
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1) only if Planter withdraws, and why should he when polls show he is beating
2) Collins, who is literally a fascist Hitler who personally put a rapist on the Supreme Court, per the current version of Left Truth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (73/SM)

14 Tim Miller is a former Jeb! staffer who now does 24/7 democrat propaganda at The Bulwark where he conserves conservatism, conservatively.

He's also gay as a bluebird.

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle)

15 1 Rape you like a Viking.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Here I am!

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

16 10-"his" wife

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (n3VHW)

17 Bernie Sanders looking forward

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (ifhUe)

18 "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Seems Platner spent a little too much time with the Taliban.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

19 If you gave most males on the Left a couple CC's of Testoterone, they'd all talk like this idiot. And, yes, in a GAY way.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

20 Politico writing up that article normalizing PTSD leading to gay rape fantasies as we comment.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (OoIEO)

21 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

22 Blood eagles all around

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (fE6HJ)

23 ---
1) only if Planter withdraws, and why should he when polls show he is beating
2) Collins, who is literally a fascist Hitler who personally put a rapist on the Supreme Court, per the current version of Left Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (73/SM)

I'm saying if things really go South and Platner is the Dem nominee they can replace him till July 9th

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (FtULh)

24 Sounds like Platner was a big fan of the prison rape scene in "American History X."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (cWLG3)

25 Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen in, like, forever. Had to be written by our new Muslim overlords - It's not 'gay' if you are on top.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

Also not gay per the imams to get repeatedly pounded in the ass to make more room to hide a bomb.

Posted by: Not making this up at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/)

26 >>> I don't want the SA stuff coming out yet (if it exists) anyway.

Nazi SS or SA? What's the diff?
The homo raping and loving, that's the diff.

So, in a sense, the SA did come out. At least fantasies.

... in a way, this too is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (/lPRQ)

27 He's also gay as a bluebird.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle

Wouldn't bluebirds have to be straight in order for there to be little bluebirds?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (n3VHW)

28 "Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women"

Never quite heard infidelity put that way.

Posted by: RokShox at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (2ztDM)

29 So he dreams of using his foreskin as a mudflap ...
And admits he gets aroused and jerks off in portapotties ...

I'm thinking it wasn't nudes he was staring at in there ... but that sexy hot pile of blue and brown decorated with white.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (73/SM)

30 10 Well, I hope he doesn't kill and wife and commit suicide before all this is over.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Amazing we're at this stage when talking about a presumptive candidate for the leading party in Maine.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE)

31

Came here to ask if anyone has mentioned vikings.

Posted by: imp at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (kRWbU)

32 He's also gay as a bluebird.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle

Wouldn't bluebirds have to be straight in order for there to be little bluebirds?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (n3VHW)

Surely you've heard of bluebeard.

Posted by: The bluebird of GAAAYYYY at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)

33
So many sick demented people.

It is horrific so many are making decisions about our country.

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (x4yF4)

34 "He is on a pathway to victory"

Huh. Same as us on the way to Warsaw

Posted by: zobie Heinz Guderian at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (0Iuar)

35 Thats what they call it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (bXbFr)

36
He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

_____________

*marks Platner down as "moderate"*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (O0L8i)

37 Yea, because straight guys always say they like raping their male enemies. Dude is gayer than a train of a dozen homos fucking each other in the ass in the local bus stop bathroom.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (Jb1oD)

38 Didn’t Susan Collins vote for that absolute slobbering idiot Jackson on SCOTUS? She’s an idiot for that, too.

Posted by: Jmel at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3TlS+)

39 Gay as a bluejay
Coz it rhymes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (LmPA0)

40 He has a chance to be America's first openly coprophiliac Senator.

The brown streak on the fag flag needs a voice!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (73/SM)

41 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)

42 Pathway to victory = Wir farhen gegen England

Posted by: zombie Heinz Guderian at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (0Iuar)

43 39 Gay as a bluejay
Coz it rhymes
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (LmPA0)

That's what I was thinking too... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FtULh)

44
The Democrats' Ernst Röhm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (O0L8i)

45 On the campaign trail, Mr. Platner has consistently worked to reassure voters who have been rattled by what they have read about his messy personal history. He has said that he had not lived a "very complicated" life.

What the hell does that even mean???

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

46 Oh My.

Posted by: David French at June 04, 2026 05:36 PM (dIske)

47 Hadrian I like that

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Are any of these women claiming they had sex with this homo? Or just vague ‘relationships’?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (Jb1oD)

49
It's OK, no fisting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (O0L8i)

50 IIRC, "Norsemen" is a satirical viking show. Bloody and funny. In one scene they went a raping. One of the victims, to save face, claimed he was really the rapist, that he raped the Viking with his anus.

"He was like, I would rape them to show them that I'm dominant," she said.

Rape with your anus would you, Platner?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (/lPRQ)

51 I thought it was "naked as a bluejay" or "jaybird".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

52 There''s a bluebird in my heart
That wants to get out
But I won't let him

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (wBaIH)

53

Maybe Claire mcCaskill needs to betaken by Rosa DLauro to be blue collar1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (x0n13)

54 "Is he a former reader? Does he not know that the quote is "I would f*** him, not in a gay way, but like a Viking"?"

Ok, I was going to say this when I read the headline, but ace proves my point:

No straight dude is going to say he wants to rape his male enemies. He might say he wants to fuck their wife or daughter. Seduce perhaps. But not the actual dude. Thats just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

55 His campaign strongly denied that he knew what the tattoo stood for.
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And which way did the media carry the water?

Yup.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

56 These exposé’s only serve to strengthen the Dem resolve to cram Swastika Man down the throats of Maine voters.
The Dems like what he stands for and they especially like how much he irritates the sane among us.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (FCPbW)

57 Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE

He seems like a "way out" there guy, and there have been several stories in the news lately of people killing themselves, their spouse and their children. Of course, Platner doesn't have any kids, but I can't understand being so enraged at your spouse that you would also kill your underage kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (looXz)

58 40 He has a chance to be America's first openly coprophiliac Senator.

The brown streak on the fag flag needs a voice!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (73/SM)

"PFFT!"

Ashley Biden from a Delaware shower room...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (x0n13)

59 And one tip that Platner likes to put it in the backdoor might have been that whole port-o-let thing.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

60 maybe the expression is gay as a bird of paradise

I dunno, I don't know gay stuff. Ask Graham Platner.

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

61 What the hell does that even mean???

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

It's complicated.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

62 He will still get 44% of the vote in November.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (73/SM)

63 Is the Maine Pain's panties wet from being up against a histrionic Nazi?

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (ddl1m)

64 To show dominance...

Yeah, that makes sense, that's why I do it, to show dominance!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

65
Well, it IS Pride Month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (O0L8i)

66 One question, where did this ex girlfriend come from and why did she not come forward sooner? This sound just like the hit job they pulled on kavenaugh but it's apparently democrats doing it.

I get that the democrats are having some serious buyers remorse on this guy but I ain't buying a bogus "she said he said" claim at this point.

And before everyone goes off on me for defending the nazi, that is not what I am doing. I am tossing the same B$ flag on this story as I did on the kavenaugh mess and e jean "witch" carroll's rape story on Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (0N4FZ)

67 We all will still have our memories of dear Piper. God bless her soul.

Posted by: Hamitchell at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (tWkg3)

68 Didn’t Susan Collins vote for that absolute slobbering idiot Jackson on SCOTUS? She’s an idiot for that, too.
Posted by: Jmel at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3TlS+)

Susan Collins is a pretty terrible Republican, but she's about as good as it gets in Maine (New England) these days.

Platner is a demon psychopath.

Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (SHHm+)

69 The only way a white guy can stand out in the Democrat party....

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

70 NYT: Ex GF of Platner Says He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Reminds me of that meme from Law & Order: SVU -

"I have relationships with women...but I have sex with men."

https://tinyurl.com/3vea4zw4

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (0CU3H)

71 So Platner being a violent homosexual WOULD explain a lot of things.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

72 "Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women"

Never quite heard infidelity put that way.
Posted by: RokShox at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (2ztDM)

'Her day planner has a lot of overlapping time blocks.'

It is unique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

73 Maine Totenkampf.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

74 @rkylesmith 56m
Platner had an AR-15 in DC? Isn’t that a crime?
x.com/rkylesmith/status/2062636705329320390

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (diia5)

75 I can't understand being so enraged at your spouse that you would also kill your underage kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Medea of Gujarat -
tinyurl.com/mryf8tet

Posted by: the Greeks knew us at June 04, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

76 The senate, the.world's greatest delibrative body. This is wjat happens when you pretend Maineiacs are part of.civil society.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 05:42 PM (wBaIH)

77 As soon as you start talkin butt stuff, it's gay.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 04, 2026 05:43 PM (cS1cw)

78 Zed Platner.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)

79 There are thousands of gays celebrating Pride Month who are fantasizing an encounter with Platner. Ewww

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (gQKJe)

80 Really sick of dems leveraging all these weirdo vets. PTSD victims/truth to power John Kerry douche bag types. And now straight up psychos like Platner. Time to bring the draft back. Make the military a common experience again.

Posted by: Williebrownsmattress at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (jcCxK)

81 Obviously he's not a biologist because round peg square hole problem here.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (ddl1m)

82 Platner may be mentally disturbed from PTSD due to his military service, or equally likely, he may be mentally disturbed due to something else.
But either way, he is clearly mentally disturbed.

Severely.

So man, get some help, - and don't flaunt and expose your mental illness by running for an incredibly difficult and stressful office. What an idiotic move.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (lCppi)

83 69th SS Sturmbataillon "Maine"

Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

84 To reach straight males, the Democrats run Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)

85 gheg

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:45 PM (amcLV)

86 Why did the Ds pick Platner in the first place?

He's no Bill Bradley or Daniel Moynihan. He's a non-entity who we now find has more baggage than the Spirit airline lost and found.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2026 05:45 PM (dtajH)

87 I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Posted by: Platner at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (nCTkv)

88
How many MENA "migrants" are now in Maine? They might think the world of a Nazi candidate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (O0L8i)

89 Graham Platner means he will rape the opposition with shovel handles, which is better than rape rape. So, that's a comfort. /s

Photos of a dead man hanging from the "Partisan Tree" with a shovel handle shoved up his bum.

Richard Pipes' book: The Russian Revolution.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (73YOJ)

90 They're going to give Platner The Rapist the hook and replace with Mills.

They're not even trying hard to hide it.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (ddl1m)

91 To reach straight males, the Democrats run Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: Axeman

Platner eats a dozen dicks for breakfast every day, to show dominance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

92 There's a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.

Perhaps I should befriend it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (amcLV)

93 I would still like to see some info about Platner's contracting work in Iraq. Might be something interesting if this guy is as crazy as he seems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (gQKJe)

94 Look, the rank and file Democrats love this guy. They dislike the scrutiny.

That's it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)

95 And "SA" doesn't even mean sturm abteilung, in this context!

Posted by: KLA at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (R1Eqe)

96
Old: The Boys from Brazil

New: The Boys from Bangor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (O0L8i)

97 I still think Platner will win the senate seat.

Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (o8srJ)

98 Look, the rank and file Democrats love this guy. They dislike the scrutiny.

That's it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)
---
The average Dem male voter likes to keep things on the downlow.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

99 I want to go on record that I have never wanted to rap3st any male or female Moron in any way. Not even the really hot ones I keep pictures of on my basement shrine next to the goat head.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (S8yFn)

100 Put me in coach! I'm ready.

Posted by: Robert Torricelli at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (0Iuar)

101 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)

102 92 There's a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.

Perhaps I should befriend it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (amcLV)
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Maybe it's like Lassie, trying to alert someone that Timmy's trapped in a well.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (cWLG3)

103 101 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)
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I do NOT want to know what he means by "oysters."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (cWLG3)

104 Crows are old.

Buzzards are where the fun is.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (S8yFn)

105 I used to hear this a lot from Democrats -
Believe All Women!

Your move, Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (5rh/l)

106 Not even the really hot ones I keep pictures of on my basement shrine next to the goat head.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill

Well that’s comforting

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (36bTp)

107 Old: The Boys from Brazil

New: The Boys from Bangor

Or Banghim

NTTAWWT

Posted by: couch fucker at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (0Iuar)

108 Captain Obvious

This kid must have befriended birds. He won his school talent context by imitating 50 bird calls:

https://tinyurl.com/37z82rvn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:54 PM (n3VHW)

109 As for Platner...

It's a rare angry pervert drunk addict that hasn't beat the shit out of a woman at some point. Comes with the territory. The shit is baked in.

This is a dog bites man story.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:54 PM (S8yFn)

110 Can't this wait until after the primary?

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (4NO2D)

111 110.

That's what Gacy said.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (S8yFn)

112 "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Well, that's a lot of what homosexual sex is: dominance.

Posted by: GWB at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (kU0PQ)

113 Sorry nazi, that is the gay way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

114 I still think Platner will win the senate seat.
Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (o8srJ)

I think not. The dems are sabotaging him; if he remains standing, the republicans will easily pick the remaining shreds of flesh from his sick bones.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:56 PM (lCppi)

115 Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Well, that's a lot of what homosexual sex is: dominance.
Posted by: GWB at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (kU0PQ)

Like Talariico says: it all comes down to Top v. Bottom.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:57 PM (lCppi)

116 The Onion

"Why do all these faggots keep sucking my cock?"

Posted by: Harun at June 04, 2026 05:58 PM (IuIym)

117 Platner tried raising rape dogs, so he knows it's got some problems.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

118 It's a sure thing that, if elected, Platner will systematically sodomize each and every member of the Senate, even the ones who profess to not enjoy it already.

I expect at least 57 members will get in line for seconds.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (S8yFn)

119 Totally OT- This "Babylon Bee" story made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/ypszj3fx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (n3VHW)

120 Wait, let's think this through, he gets elected and then rapes Corey Booker on the senate floor to show his dominance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)

121 Welp, Platner's off to bear country again. Hope he manages not to get raped this time.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (gKWVE)

122 --Not in a gay way, just thorough so he knows it's the best sex he's ever going to have!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

123 Article at Federalist says we should be getting a ruling from the Supreme Court this month on making voting on Election day

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)

124 120.

Sthpartacuth can't shut up long enough.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (S8yFn)

125
The forthcoming marriage of Sen. Graham Platner and Sen. James Talarico was announced today...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 06:02 PM (O0L8i)

126 The View's new cast will be Rosario Dawson, Talarico's Beard, Mike Obama, and Platner's wife.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (S8yFn)

127 This makes sense. For instance, I suck dicks, but not in a gay way. More to show that I'm a people pleaser.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (dMKlf)

128 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)
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I do NOT want to know what he means by "oysters."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (cWLG3)
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Fire Island nuggets.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (UJMvS)

129 Judging by the severe lack of vetting, and this guy's behavior, I can help thinking that there is likely a prison record somewhere...and likely not in the US. He's a prime example of the type guy to start a bar fight and not finish it.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (dIske)

130 The last thing I saw that got beaten as often as a Democrat's wife had Everlast printed on it.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (S8yFn)

131
I saw My Totenkopf open for My Bloody Valentine at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in '01.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (iJfKG)

132 Now do you believe us when we tell you how deranged Democrats have become?

Posted by: GOP - swearsies at June 04, 2026 06:06 PM (UJMvS)

133 131 I saw My Totenkopf open for My Bloody Valentine at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in '01.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (iJfKG)

WHAT!?

Posted by: Kevin Shields & co. at June 04, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

134 It's hard for me to keep up with all of these whack-a-doodles from around the country. Sounds like this guy is a keeper.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 06:07 PM (D1E+2)

135 To whoever in the Horde pitched this guy to the Dems, Bravo! They sidelined their governor for THIS?!?!?

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 06:08 PM (dMKlf)

136 Someone should set up Platner and E. Jean Carroll. A match made in heaven.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 06:08 PM (lCppi)

137 You know, I didn't think his porta-potty gooning was homosexual; the fecal connection is thin and tendentious. Fantasizing about sex with men is gay; getting off on poop smell is just deviant.

And I still think that he just sounds like a total psychopath, including with the whole wanting to rape intruders thing, although now I concede he may be a gay psychopath. Which means I do not believe for one second that he even has a hint of PTSD; that's just a flimsy cover for his psychopathy symptoms.

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (Sy6m/)

138 “There’s a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.
I was thinking interesting, but not really news.
“There’s a cow crowing like crazy on my carport roof.”
Now THAT would be news!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (3mtTi)

139 We now know that Platner is a perverted pervert.

Note that they tried to smear Trump because he banged a few super models in his youth.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (dtajH)

140 "That woman is a Republican operative! All unproven lies!"

"So we shouldn't believe her because she's conservative and therefore must be lying about a Democrat to hurt him politically?"

"Damned straight!"

"So then we shouldn't believe Christine Blasey Ford's allegations against Kavanaugh because she's a democrat who was just trying to hurt him politically?"

"What? NO! Wait, what did you say? No, that's bullshit! BULLSHIT! You're ... you're ... you're just distracting from the Epstein Files!"

Posted by: Conversation With A Retard at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (qUkBO)

141 I think I called this one several days back.

They're pushing him out AND on the way out, rebranding him as a hypermasculine what can you do frat boy.

No room in people's minds for two mental images of a guy so the Nazi Pedo Kid Dating stuff essentially vanishes down the memory hole having been replaced by a ultra masculine womanizer slash whatever. And the Democrats need this Power Male Energy back, having had it summarily destroyed by Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (vE0+H)

142 Ms. Racicot also said that in 2021 he arrived at her house drunk, after she had asked him not to come over. She declined to elaborate, but said she cut off contact soon after that episode and found his behavior "reckless" and "unsettling."

Golly, she sure is strict!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 06:10 PM (wVcYX)

143 Afternoon, all,

I received my home inspection report on this potential purchase. There are not a few red flags, like outdated electrical equipment (screw-in fuses and ungrounded receptacles, e.g.) that would horrify the insurance co. There's termite damage to the garage. Worst of all, the A/C unit is from 1991 -- near the end of its life. I can just imagine my moving in during July and having the A/C die on me.

I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

144 Hilariously he actually was a member of Blackwater which the left was hysterical over being kill crazy mercenaries.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (YwEeS)

145 Shasta County voters approved a ballot measure that would require hand-counting ballots and voter ID, conflicting with California election law.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (73YOJ)

146 While Platner does have issues, we can't ignore the need for men like this to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

147 Told the spouse, this is a nothingburger...no evidence of anything, he said she said...below Jay Jones scandal level, and Jay Jones had publishable evidence with the texts...

Ds will still blue no matter who with this...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (tOcjL)

148 Oh, and I do believe that Platner does, in fact, have a chance to be the Democrat Presidential nominee. An ambiguously gay Nazi-loving psychopathic nepo baby is precisely where that party is now.

Graham Platner/Hasan Piker '28:
Make America Socialist Nationally!

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (Sy6m/)

149 I see the usual suspects in the gop senate voted with the dems to stop the ballroom. Collins was one of them.

So I guess we'll just have a big hole there for at least a year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 06:13 PM (n5tGW)

150 Man, the Dems sure can pick 'em, huh?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 04, 2026 06:13 PM (XMwZJ)

151 143 Afternoon, all,

I received my home inspection report on this potential purchase. There are not a few red flags, like outdated electrical equipment (screw-in fuses and ungrounded receptacles, e.g.) that would horrify the insurance co. There's termite damage to the garage. Worst of all, the A/C unit is from 1991 -- near the end of its life. I can just imagine my moving in during July and having the A/C die on me.

I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

Termite damage would scare me the most - you need to know how old that damage is, and if it's continuing.

I don't do mold issues and I don't do termite issues...

AC can be replaced, as can electrical stuff (that's easy, if not the cheapest), but termites and mold can pretty much take down an entire house...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (tOcjL)

152 Every pick is more Leftists than the lsst pick

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

153 The women's statements are interesting. The one thought he was pretty normal. The other two use language that make me wonder if they might use the same way to trash any ex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

154 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

155 ... based on interviews with more than two dozen people, including six women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner.

**********

At least 24 people, of which six were women.
This phrasing would suggest romantic involvement with at least 18 men.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (qgHp7)

156
This fantasizing about raping some guy to show his dominance-

strikes me as about a half-step away from being some kind of p3do fantasy.

He's all but advertising his sickness.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

157 Interview his neighbors growing up. Their Cats would just disappear.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (wGerL)

158 Yay, democrats in Maine are having a bad time.

Meanwhile, in the most populated state...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (XuXeR)

159 Yeah, I'd say the ac being old is not the worst thing there Wolfus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

160 Is anyone else from his unit going to be interviewed?

Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (o8srJ)

161 150.

Platner doesn't want to do anything to us that Lizzy Graham and the GOPe don't.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (GN7VS)

162 And then fix it myself cause I'm a cheapskate.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

163 I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

Replacing electrical and A/C unit, alone, would probably be $20K at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:17 PM (6ydKt)

164 Newsom, the governor who couldn't build a choo choo train in 10 years with 4X cost overruns says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 06:17 PM (ddl1m)

165 157 Interview his neighbors growing up. Their Cats would just disappear.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (wGerL)

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I guess they ruled out Haitians and aliens.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (cWLG3)

166 BTW, this is not THE story that is about to hit. That one is coming from the Washington Post.

Posted by: Splatner at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

167 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

***
Which I have no idea how to price. The home is vacant, an estate sale, not listed as "as-is." But the sellers (I've been told) probably have no real interest in fixing anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)

168 If you can get the price of the house dropped by $30K because of all the issues it might be worth it, Wolfus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

169 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

170 I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026
*
Replacing electrical and A/C unit, alone, would probably be $20K at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026

***
Then I probably should do like the proverbial Arab: Fold my tent and silently steal away into the night.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

171 At least 24 people, of which six were women.
This phrasing would suggest romantic involvement with at least 18 men.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (qgHp7)
That would make him S.A. instead of S.S.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (LHPAg)

172 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM

+5% more for the trouble.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

173 He sounds like a modern day dreamboat.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (+rSJz)

174 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

***
Originally from 1923, says the listing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)

175 I was going to say $30-50k to fix.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

176
Wolfus,

Termites would make this a no go for me.

I'm assuming it's an old wood-frame type house.

And yes, if you do go through with this, I'd make them reduce your cost by what the repairs cost.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (iJfKG)

177 Sounds to me The Party has decided he should not be the candidate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

178 A 100 year old house is going to always have something wrong.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

179 174 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

***
Originally from 1923, says the listing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)

How much did they want? Is it $30-50K off $100K or $1M or somewhere in between. That probably will also help the decision.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (tOcjL)

180 the cat was ... mutilated ..

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (4NO2D)

181 Funny, Trump's two ex-wives said good things about him, mostly.

Planter Fascist had a long list of ex-lovers that trash him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

182 "Hmm, maybe I should break into Platner's house this weekend, might be fun!"

Posted by: Gay Men of South Berwick at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (qUkBO)

183 James Talarico likes to dress up in a french maid costume to sexually service multiple men but he qualifies it as being, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (3uBP9)

184 Termites would make this a no go for me.

I'm assuming it's an old wood-frame type house.

And yes, if you do go through with this, I'd make them reduce your cost by what the repairs cost.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026

***
True, the inspector found the termite damage (but no live insects) only in the garage. But termites can travel!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)

185 175 I was going to say $30-50k to fix.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

Yup, depends on how far the termites have munched their way in, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

186 In 2018, he took over an oyster farm from a family friend.

Ben Shapiro revealed that his "oyster farm" has exactly one customer: his mommy's restaurant.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf)

187 Or is it Plantar Fasciitis?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

188 You just wonder what were the discarded ideas of conditions that would want to make him rape a guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (ikSmX)

189 "Hmm, maybe I should break into Platner's house this weekend, might be fun!"
Posted by: Gay Men of South Berwick at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM

We were there first.

Posted by: The Men of Kut at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)

190 Some people can live with old houses. It's a constant renovation. You become the caretaker of something that is older than you and could very well outlast you.

Same with old cars.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

191
Newsom, the governor who couldn't build a choo choo train in 10 years with 4X cost overruns says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.
Posted by: torabora

==============

And at the same time, he coyly laughed, wriggled his shoulders, and said Why no, I haven't made up my mind to run for president!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (n7rxJ)

192 How much did they want? Is it $30-50K off $100K or $1M or somewhere in between. That probably will also help the decision.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026

***
They asked for $135K. Taking, say, $35K off of that would probably make them throw up their hands and say, "No thanks." And I'm kind of inclined to go along with them. I'd thought I had only cosmetic things to fix, and that maybe there would be some items I'd have to hire done. But there's quite a bit here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)

193 >>>extensive conversations over the past two months, three other women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner
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Hey, ya, lookie here, Brown, that Platner fella had a whole lot of 'romancing' going on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:26 PM (ZwdAr)

194 If you still want the house you have nothing to lose by offering $90-100k. The worst they can do is say no.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

195 A 100 year old house is going to always have something wrong.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

***
The place appeared on my video tour to have been upgraded quite a bit. Instead of putting in carpet, they should have fixed a *lot* of other things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)

196 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)

What's your gut telling you?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

197 Wolfus Aurelius,

It checks all your other boxes. Older houses all have a variety of issues.

Termites can be stopped, and piecemeal repairs can be extended for a while to not be a big budget item all at once.

The AC-- run it until dead. If it is a heat pump, those are not 20K.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

198 Dr Jill: this Platner guy sounds virile.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 06:28 PM (gQKJe)

199 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?

********

True desperation sets in when you just have no shucks left to give...

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (qgHp7)

200 > says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.
Posted by: torabora

==============

And at the same time, he coyly laughed, wriggled his shoulders, and said Why no, I haven't made up my mind to run for president!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (n7rxJ)
---

He's a little boy in the bathroom with a Playboy magazine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (ZwdAr)

201 Wolfus Aurelius

Your next novel can be an update of Mr. Blandings Rebuilds His Dream House.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

202 Wolfus,

There are hundreds of homes for sale out there.

I have bought and remodeled a few.

I would walk away unless you want to spend all your free time and money covered in sawdust and grime when you aren't at the Home Depot.

I guarantee you the home inspectors missed a lot of stuff you will discover in the coming months. Termite damage is a major red flag.

This sounds like something a flipper would buy but would never live in.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (+rSJz)

203 or the screenplay for the sequel to The Money Pit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)

204 He's a little boy in the bathroom with a Playboy magazine.
Posted by: Braenyard

Open to the men's fashion pages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

205
Sorry to O/T to the last thread, which I missed. I'm getting seriously bummed about the state of democracy in California, and America overall if you can thwart the will of voters this easily. Didn't someone tell me here once that literally any voter has standing to sue in cases of vote fraud? I know it would be impossible to prove, but just wondering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

206 If you still want the house you have nothing to lose by offering $90-100k. The worst they can do is say no.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

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I . . . am of two minds. I've been saying, "I want a place I can move into and be comfortable right away. No fixer-uppers, no A/C replacement, no new roof." Of course I was prepared for painting and floors (I don't want carpet!), buying window blinds and other things. But this one might drain my bank account more than I am prepared for.

The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

207 I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wVcYX)

208 My biggest thing would be the wiring. If it's as old as the house that would a major thing for me.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

209 Sticking your dick in some dudes crap filled hairy ass isn't gay if your doing it for the right reasons. And you have an angry boner instead of a happy one.

Posted by: Totally NOT Gay, really! at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (KGbDo)

210 If really 100 yo I would probably runaway. And I could do most of the work myself

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Lol...I just turned on the tv for a news update.

DisneyChannel was on with that Nervive commercial with the old guy and nerve pain. Things must be going well for Disney.

News

Deadly parasite
Missing Ameridans - 2 of them
Black teen killer
Blanche...

Too depressing. I'm trying to decide if KFC Canada will help cure depression or cause more depression.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

212 Skip knows of what he speaks.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

213
What's your gut telling you?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026

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To back away. This seems to be something I am not prepared to handle by myself, since Linda is not interested in coming along. If we were in it together, financially and emotionally, were eager to move, and loved the house, that would be one thing. This is different.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

214 ***
The place appeared on my video tour to have been upgraded quite a bit. Instead of putting in carpet, they should have fixed a *lot* of other things.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
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Seen many houses in my AO that have not been repaired or refurbished but have been prepped by a crew. All the cracks are caulked, things are made to look square. The crew did a good job of 'painting over' a multitude of problems that first glance might not reveal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (ZwdAr)

215

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

216 {{{ Blonde Morticia }}}

All it takes is will to arrest the election counters, their supervisors, the CA Secretary of State, and the Governor. Lots of FBI, DHS, a spare Marine battalion, and the DOGE Boys.

These days that word arrest is covering a lot of heart-felt rage. I hear you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

217 Too depressing. I'm trying to decide if KFC Canada will help cure depression or cause more depression.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

Fried chicken always cheers me up, but I'm Southern so it's genetic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

218 Keep looking. You will find something better.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

219 Platner's homo fantasies remind me of an episode of how I met your mother where the couple Marshal and Lily were talking about how remarrying would happen if something happened to the other.

Marshal had this whole elaborate narrative of Lily dying, he has a period of mourning he comes to grips with it, starts his life again... lots of stuff here very well planned and executed, and then absolutely starts enthusiastically banging this one hot girl.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (3uBP9)

220 Your next novel can be an update of Mr. Blandings Rebuilds His Dream House.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026

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A former boss of mine, who like me was a big movie buff, gave me a copy of that novel. I need to reread it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

221 Or is it Plantar Fasciitis?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (qgHp7)

222 Blonde Morticia

Morticia in the Adams Family was a youthful influence. I still occasionally kiss a lady's hand, even if no French is spoken.

I usually say it took an Act of Congress to make me a gentleman. But Morticia was the first step into a wider world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

223 ***
To back away. This seems to be something I am not prepared to handle by myself, since Linda is not interested in coming along. If we were in it together, financially and emotionally, were eager to move, and loved the house, that would be one thing. This is different.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

I'm kind of happy if you make that choice. A few of the warnings above .... yeah.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

224 Walk away Wolfus. I would, for the same reasons.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)

225

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Dozens of anti-immigration enforcement protesters who face federal criminal charges after they interrupted a Minnesota church service in January, accompanied by former CNN journalist Don Lemon, will not additionally face state charges, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

St. Paul City Attorney Irene Kao said in a statement that “current evidence is insufficient to meet that standard for criminal charges under Minnesota state statutes,” a determination heavily criticized by the lead pastor at Cities Church, where the protest occurred.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)

226 205
Sorry to O/T to the last thread, which I missed. I'm getting seriously bummed about the state of democracy in California,...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You're in the wrong state to worry about democracy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (ZwdAr)

227 "The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues."

Yes, the answer to this is to spend some time and look around and educate yourself.

This costs nothing but can save you a lot of time, money and aggravation.

No offense.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (+rSJz)

228 The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

House prices are starting to come down, and may come down further, if that helps at all.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (rbvCR)

229 Plantar Fasciitis

**********

He's the heart and sole of the Democrat Party!

And Republicans' arch enemy.

But his campaign seems to be falling flat.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (qgHp7)

230 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.

Maybe the Scooby Gang need to rip his mask off to reveal Red Skull.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)

231 Blond Morticia that cow got out of the barn decadesxago

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

232
{{{ Blonde Morticia }}}

All it takes is will to arrest the election counters, their supervisors, the CA Secretary of State, and the Governor. Lots of FBI, DHS, a spare Marine battalion, and the DOGE Boys.

These days that word arrest is covering a lot of heart-felt rage. I hear you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

==============

It's funny, "OUR DEMOCRACY IS AT RISK!!!" is all I hear from lefties, and my locale is being taken over by a network of crooks and little dictators.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (n7rxJ)

233 muldoon

Bravo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

234 But his campaign seems to be falling flat.

Rachel Corrie, "I resemble that."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

235 Yes, the answer to this is to spend some time and look around and educate yourself.

This costs nothing but can save you a lot of time, money and aggravation.

No offense.
Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026

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Oh, I've been looking for some years -- all long distance, of course, because I want OUT of here. This is the first one I really liked enough to put in an offer on, and to pay for an inspection. I know better than to look at anything that says "has potential" or "as is."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

236 Blonde Morticia

Leftist lie. Power over others is their goal and brain-altering drug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

237 House prices are starting to come down, and may come down further, if that helps at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026

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I've been hearing that for years, and have yet to see it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:41 PM (wzUl9)

238 Demons also lie, to fool Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

239 No chick filet up there

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (bXbFr)

240 Ms. Fifield

Is that pronounced FI-field or Fif-ield?

Asking for The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (0sNs1)

241 If nothing else everyone will see how corruped the system is.
If got it right 17,000 constant 'heads' in a row .
But as always nothing will come of it for now

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

242 Anna Puma

You are wise. The Screwtape Letters covered this all so well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

243
The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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Keep looking. My mom came thaaaat close to buying a house once but somehow it had to go to court for some sort of live auction -- someone else had the right to bid, not sure what the deal was. It was tense in that courtroom! My mom was bidding, this other person was bidding, and finally my mom called it off. SOLD to the other person.

She was disappointed when she left the courtroom, but started looking for other houses immediately. Found one MUCH better than the one she lost. She still drives by that one she lost and laughs with relief.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (n7rxJ)

244 230 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.

Maybe the Scooby Gang need to rip his mask off to reveal Red Skull.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)

We're ignoring the pluses.

We haven't actually seen his videos of Satan worship and human sacrifices.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

245 41 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)

That means you're gay.

https://youtu.be/alw9xTCUQFQ

Posted by: ICE T at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (l3cgK)

246 I am now waiting for Gojira to say to Pricks&Minidicks, "dude, you're radioactive."

Mom&Pop stores that deal in Legos are now putting up signs stating "We are not with Bricks & Minifigs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

247 This sounds like something a flipper would buy but would never live in.
Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026

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Yeah, I could buy this and rent it out for more than my house note. Of course it would no longer be my primary residence, and the renters would want me to fix things long distance. Not my speed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

248 If I were comfortable in California I would offshore enough money to make a stake or live comfortable (whichever one can afford) when the Palisades event comes to my neighborhood.

They are not wolves on the prowl, they are too stupid. But they will take complete advantage of every dreadful opportunity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (ZwdAr)

249 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.
=====

Perfect Democrat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

250 Any updates on services for Piper?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)

251 Ha Ha! I just saw the art thread. It is so very random. lol

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

252
Keep looking. My mom came thaaaat close to buying a house once but somehow it had to go to court for some sort of live auction -- someone else had the right to bid, not sure what the deal was. It was tense in that courtroom! My mom was bidding, this other person was bidding, and finally my mom called it off. SOLD to the other person.

She was disappointed when she left the courtroom, but started looking for other houses immediately. Found one MUCH better than the one she lost. She still drives by that one she lost and laughs with relief.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026

***
I hope that can happen to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

253 There can't be any services for Piper until the McCain funeral ends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (2GVsD)

254
Power over others is their goal and brain-altering drug.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

==============

So simple, and so terrifying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (n7rxJ)

255 The average Dem male voter likes to keep things on the downlow.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM

Not to mention Dem Presidents and Vice-President candidates.

Posted by: Barry O. & Timmy W. at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

256 Linda will be here soon for dinner, and I have to feed the furry thugs. Stirling the Walking Appetite is jumping up around me and giving little hinting squeaks. I know it's getting late if Dagny comes up to sit by me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

257 Duncanthrax

What????!!! Something happened to that very fit, health leader, Piper? She was so young and vibrant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

258 Fun Fact: Never give your renovations to one general contractor.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (D1E+2)

259 What happened to Piper? Did Fenelon get her?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

260 Because of a typo...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

261 I was there when Buzzion got wacked. A slip of the keyboard and he was a ghost.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

262 fd

Gotta keep an eye on FenelonSpoke. She comes across as a caring Minister of God's Word. But she can be a stone-cold killer. Don't turn your back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

263 nood

media

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (3uBP9)

264 Then Senator Claire McCaskill opened a restaurant door for me in DC over a decade ago and I pretended not to know her. She had a big smile and I hope was not thinking rapey thoughts about me in a blue collar fashion. Her smile fell when I nodded her way in thanks. (I was sneering inside).

I regally swept out the door with my posse (husband, son and DIL) and acted like it was my due, you peasant door opener!

This was the same night a lesbo tried to hit on me at the restaurant bar with my husband standing behind me.

I was apparently looking fantastic that night.

If Piper is not dead from kale, this is what I was wearing that autumn night: Wool burgundy houndstooth pantsuit, ivory lace silk blouse, ropes of pearls, and an antique lace hankie in the pocket. Suede burgundy pumps and purse. I felt pretty dang good, too, after a gin martini and some wine and good food.

I was always ready and willing to mess with Dems.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk)

265 Sociopath Definition:
(Yep, he checks all the boxes)

Strong disregard for social norms, laws or rules at home, at work, in school and other public places
Violating the rights of others
Minimizing others’ feelings and how they affect other people
Chronic manipulation, gaslighting, denial and deceit
Difficulty forming healthy relationships
Callousness and lack of remorse
Acting impulsively without concern for consequences
Attempting to gain power and control through aggression
A tendency toward petty crime, physical violence or fighting
Substance misuse

Posted by: epador at June 04, 2026 06:50 PM (dtcO3)

266 238 Demons also lie, to fool Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---

A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
The monkey thought that everything was on the square.
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back,
The monkey grabbed his neck and said,
"Now listen, Jack..."

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:50 PM (ZwdAr)

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