Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School; More Is Coming About His "Behavior" with Women

I was wondering about Larry O'Connor's statement from a few weeks back: That the Nazi tattoo is only the tip of the iceberg and much, much worse was coming.

Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

Apparently there's more. The really toxic stuff hasn't been released yet.

No one is saying it but it sounds like they're hinting about the r-word, and I don't mean his already established racism. This seems to be hinting about sexual misconduct of some kind.

The latest is the sexting scandal wherein Platner texted sexually explicit messages to a half-dozen to a dozen women. The original report was about a dozen women and the campaign says it was only about a half-dozen. From there came revelations that Platner has been on a social site called Kik, which is a favorite site of predators. And, bubbling to the surface are allegations that Platner might have left school for alarming reasons -- those are being whispered about right now.

Could cheating or an honor code violation be an "alarming reason"? I don't think so. It sounds like something more serious.

He writes about the various people shifting blame for Graham Platner's serial infidelity to the staffer who tipped the media after the texts were shared by his wife.

This includes a Washington Post "reporter," who took the odd position that the source who revealed relevant information about a political candidate should be shunned and banned from employment.

That doesn't sound like a "reporter."

That sounds like a Democrat Party fixer determined to punish those who leak the truth about Nazi candidates:

After people questioned why a "journalist" is so committed to covering up the truth from the public, she deleted that tweet -- and has refused to answer questions about it since.

Of course, Democrat Socialists are also blaming... the Jews. See his substack for that, with a DSA "former campaign staffer" attacking a NYT journalist who wrote about the Platner affairs for having belonged to a "Students for Israel" group in college.

This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

As I've pointed out myself, he notes that when Graham Platner talks vaguely about problems he's had in his marriage, he's talking about a "marriage" that isn't yet three years old. He was sexting with strange women from his wedding day.

And his "redemption arc" is now only weeks or months old -- his wife brought these sexts to the attention of the campaign after it started, which is less than a year old.

He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!

So all the "talks" and "growth" he's talking about -- happened in the past few months.

Back to Erickson, and hints about what kind of "alarming reasons" led to the rich bitch nepo baby's ejection from tony Hotchkiss Academy:

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The man has a Nazi tattoo. He said soldiers in combat deserved to die. He blamed Susan Collins for sending him to war, despite volunteering repeatedly, even going back with Blackwater. He bragged about killing people. He fantasized about rape and said rape victims deserved some blame. He bragged about taking leave to have sex with prostitutes in Southeast Asia. And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing.

I didn't hear about the fantasies about rape, but it's very ominous when combined with the next sentence:

Soon we'll get the even worse allegations against him and what he did to women beyond fantasy.
Just remember that the Democrats have stuck with him. Eventually, the PodBros, Bulwark, and the rest will abandon Graham Platner. Once they're done blaming the Jews, the victims, the women around Platner, the Republicans, and others -- they'll abandon him. What's coming will force them to abandon him.
And when they finally flee, remember they were comfortable with him through all of these things -- things that all point to where the next accusations will be.

I can't wait for the Tucker Carlson interview.

Obviously I don't know anything about this, but I am able to read words and infer the meanings they're implying.

Now I wondered, if there's an absolutely radioactive attack coming, why is it being held? The primary is in six days, next Tuesday.

But of course Janet Mills has announced she remains a candidate in the race, albeit one whose campaign is suspended. So Democrats could abandon Platner and vote for Mills instead.

So I think this hit is being held until after they're locked into Platner, after they've chained themselves to his stinking corpse.

Or who knows, maybe this is a false op designed to scare Democrats off of Platner.

I guess we'll see.

In his interview with Two-Way, he says that classmates are talking about the reasons for his ejection from Hotchkiss, and "reporters are circling," and, once again, "women" specifically are talking about it.

Why would women in particular be talking about it if it's just about, say, an underaged DUI? Seems that the allegations have something specifically to do with women.

One thing that makes me less confident of these rumors: Larry O'Connor does not chime in and say "I've heard this too." He previously had reported he knew some really bad stuff was coming, but he does not say here that this is what he was talking about.

I'd like to hear someone else saying they're hearing these same rumors. I don't want to say that I don't trust Erick Erickson, but it's always important to remember, I don't trust Erick Erickson.

Per BDN: Graham Platner left DC early yesterday, ahead of his planned fundraisers with wealthy DC insiders, citing a "growing media presence" outside of Platner's family home.

The presumptive nominee conducted a high-stakes meeting with Senate Democrats, but did not take… pic.twitter.com/QlCuh4yzr1
— The Maine Wire (@TheMaineWire) June 3, 2026

By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani's whiz-kid spin doctor -- under fire for allegedly threatening a whistleblowing ex-staffer to US Senate hopeful Graham Platner -- brazenly admitted to blasting out nude photos of himself in a resurfaced blog post.
Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion, made the bizarre confession while defending disgraced former California lefty Rep. Katie Hill in a November 2019 blog post after she quit Congress.
The openly bisexual ex-lawmaker resigned that month amid a storm of affair allegations involving multiple staffers -- and right after a trove of leaked nude photos were published online.

"I've sent nudes and I've received nudes," Katz blithely admitted in the Medium post titled "Katie Hill Resigned for Our Sins."
"We need to reach a cultural understanding where sexual photos that were consensually exchanged get deleted once their relationship ends or either side no longer consents," he wrote.

"Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."
The Washington Free Beacon was the first to report on the blog post Tuesday as Katz faced renewed scrutiny over his alleged involvement in the snowballing saga involving Platner, the Democrat running to unseat Republican incumbent Sen. Susan Collins in Maine.
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The report alleges Katz pressured Genevieve McDonald, the Democrat's former political director, in an effort to block a story on the candidate's alleged lewd messages to women.
"If the story goes in its current iteration, we'll communicate directly on the record, and by name, that Genevieve violated the personal trust of Amy and Graham and shared explicit falsehoods to sabotage the campaign," Katz told McDonald through an intermediary, the outlet reported.
After his alleged dirty political antics were exposed, Katz whined online that it was "no one's f--king business" what happened between Platner and his wife, Amy, before he started his run for office.

This guy is "openly bisexual"?

I think we're being pretty loose with the term "bisexual," here.

That's not even scratching the surface: He wrote a "children's book" for children about penises and masturbation and even wanted to include pictures of his own penis in the children's book but his publisher told him that would be "inappropriate."

See, he didn't know until he was told that.

Was that wrong?

One year later, in 2020, Katz published (through a company owned by his mother) a children’s book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty—and Shouldn’t Be Googling: For Curious Boys that included sections on “Your New Penis,” “The Magic of Masturbation,” and… pic.twitter.com/sFZqbUBJou
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) June 3, 2026

Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
One year later, in 2020, Katz published (through a company owned by his mother) a children's book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys that included sections on "Your New Penis," "The Magic of Masturbation," and "Toxic Masculinity."
Katz proposed using an image of his own penis in the book "to get this point across" but his publisher "said it was inappropriate."

So he's an expert on Curious Boys, huh?

Full story from the Washington Free Beacon:

In 2020 Katz wrote a children's book--through a publishing house owned by his mother--called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys.
The book includes sections on "Your New Penis," "The Magic of Masturbation," and "Toxic Masculinity."
In March, Politico reported that on page 17 of the book, next to a chart discussing the phases of puberty, Katz wrote:
"At first, we were going to use images of my penis to get this point across, but the publisher said it was inappropriate so here we are."

I imagine he'll say this is a joke, but I don't think it's a joke to tell children that you would like to show them your penis. I think that's grooming and hinting around to gauge interest.

Katz is rapidly becoming one of my favorite Dems.

He’s 25 but looks like he’s 45, he’s clearly sociopathic, and he looks like a member of a 1970s white ethnic organized crime family which is a good aesthetic for political consultants to have. https://t.co/8SY7uhxqZy
— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) June 2, 2026

Hello everyone. How are you this beautiful Wednesday?

Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass. Except the entire thing had been eaten. Only the feathers and beak were left.

So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.

Thanks, guys. I've heard crows sometimes drop off currency. How about that instead?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM

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1 Killer of giants threatens us all.
Mountains of madness, standing so tall.
Rising so proudly, it has nowhere to fall.
This killer of giants, this killer of giants ...

Who kills the Killer of Giants? Why, The Blade of course. He slays them with ferocious FIRSTS. Then he chops them up and roasts them over a spit and serves them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

2 Democrats are leaking now to try and convince him to drop out, knowing that if they go nuclear on him and he still wins the primary, they've nuked him themselves for the general...making enemies of the progressive base.

This stuff is bad, but it's not the worst.

The worst will come from Collins, the only Republican left in the Northeast at the federal level, who sits atop a throne of skulls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (KbEzc)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (NcvvS)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

5 They gonna try to rebrand him as a another hypermasculine frat boy failed candidate doing no no stuff? I can see that. It's much better for them than the truth about him.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (vQBGy)

6 Erick Erickson talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:16 PM (6jy2V)

8 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)

9 Golly
no wonder Fuck Schumer likes the guy
politics amirite or what

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (ZxPkt)

10 Platner is Ashely Judd with a penis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (R+iUD)

11 This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

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Nazis are bad because they hate Jews, not because of any of their policies regarding the structure of government or its breadth of powers, I've been told for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

He was probably taking the dean's wife to pound town.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (xbf8A)

13 Democrat debauchery is fine as long as it's properly covered, by the face, with a pillow, until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Maine Voter: Qualifications to be our Senator?

Platner: I like rape, murder, arson and rape.

Maine Voter: You said rape twice.

Platner: I like rape.

Maine Voter: Charming!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles 2: Platner's Boogaloo at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (IqKsT)

15 >>> 11 This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

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Nazis are bad because they hate Jews, not because of any of their policies regarding the structure of government or its breadth of powers, I've been told for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

"... and JOOOS are NAZIS!!!" -- also leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (R+iUD)

16 8 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar

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No Democrat was going to win against Collins.

Polling of the state sucks ass, and she always wins by as much as Lindsay Graham wins in SC.

The Democrat Party is a grifting party pulling hundreds of millions out of donors big and small to launder through donors, and they will latch onto any potential thought of a win to get another 7 figures out of their braindead base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (KbEzc)

17 how is a person sexually excited by a port-a-potty

I mean, that's straight jacket rubber room shit right there

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (ZxPkt)

18 After people questioned why a "journalist" is so committed to covering up the truth from the public, she deleted that tweet -- and has refused to answer questions about it since.

Question asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

19 Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (vQBGy)

LOL. When I think of "hypermasculine frat boys" , a possible Serial cheater with a Nazi tatoo who in his forties goes on a website with teenagers immediately comes to mind.

The left obviously had no clue about how to appeal to non leftists .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (6jy2V)

20 He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!

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I don't think he has, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (KbEzc)

21 "Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion"

Morris Katz? Morris Fucking Katz? This is one of the Jewy-ist Jew names in all of Jewish Jewdom. I mean, it's not quite Schmul Jewstein, but close.

I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

22 I am able to read words and infer the meanings they're implying.

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Fucking braggart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)

23 I keep telling you that Platner hasn’t released his DD214 for a reason. It gets worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (rBp1O)

24 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Sure they did.

Dems: What do you think of Donald Trump?

GP: I hate him!

Dems: How much?

GP: A whole lot. I really, REALLY hate him.

Dems: You're our man!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

25 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

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The guy who orchestrated the smallest win in the NYC mayoral race in decades?

He's a force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)

26 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

Freudian slip?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

27 We're ruled by perverts and degenerates.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (rJ48h)

28 24 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Sure they did.

Dems: What do you think of Donald Trump?

GP: I hate him!

Dems: How much?

GP: A whole lot. I really, REALLY hate him.

Dems: You're our man!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

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Monty Python reference.

Remember, Schumer tried to knock him out by recruiting Mills. Democrats had vetted him.

They knew he was an issue, and the establishment tried to make him lose.

And they failed at that. Because the Democrat establishment has shockingly little power in the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (KbEzc)

29 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School

I wouldn't be surprised if he raped boys, girls, and the class guinea pig.

Posted by: He has no rock bottom at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

30
Women in Binders!!!

-Mitt Romney

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (IifOV)

31 willow:
A passenger terminal was directly struck, damaging facilities including diplomatic missions at the airport, Kuwaiti authorities have said.
Area hospitals conducted seven major emergency surgeries following the incident, underscoring that it was a mass casualty event.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, J
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So, this weekend?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (e0ARE)

32 Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (rBp1O)

What is a DD 214? Discharge from military duties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (6jy2V)

33 Long-time lurker, first-time commenter.

We are going to beat Susan Collins, take back the Senate. Over and out.

Posted by: C. Schumer at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (5rh/l)

34
The GOP said they have stuff that when it comes out Platner will have to leave Maine, it's that bad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

35 Are there any normal men in the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (6oFTq)

36 34
The GOP said they have stuff that when it comes out Platner will have to leave Maine, it's that bad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

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I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)

37 He's a real prize and honestly fits in well with the current Democrat party.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

38 37 He's a real prize and honestly fits in well with the current Democrat party.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

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This is why he was coasting to victory in the primary after the Nazi tattoo was revealed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (KbEzc)

39 Sociopaths vote for Sociopaths . I just didn't want to admit to myself that 80% of registered Democrats are sociopaths . The other 20% are just racist and will vote for any one of their race or anyone who promises them free shit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (WNOcj)

40 The D-(deviant) Party.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

41 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)

42
Matters of Rape and sexual deviant behavior are off the table because of Trump!!!11!!

Posted by: Lincoln Project Male molestation committee at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (IifOV)

43 That's not even scratching the surface: He wrote a "children's book" for children about penises and masturbation and even wanted to include pictures of his own penis in the children's book but his publisher told him that would be "inappropriate."

How did this guy avoid a seat at the Biden Admin table?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Amazingly curious how the concept of no judgement and relative morality has produced a huge cadre of degenerates.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (M1YaP)

45 Platner's ability to grow blue-collar facial hair seems to be the best thing about his candidacy.

Posted by: huerfano at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (VJX5o)

46 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejaculation from Elite Porta-Potty

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

47 This Morris Katz creep clearly has a browser history you'd need to view in a full hazmat suit with a handful of anti-nausea pills

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

48 I'm sorta' shocked that today's Democrats would be revolted by the very behavior they champion among the mentally ill, their political and chattering classes... all that make up their base.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (jehhT)

49 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

Fiend?!? I'm going with he's a pervert and pedo.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Oy/m2)

50 41 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)

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Look up the polling from 2020:

https://tinyurl.com/4ra5jwkb

The result was Collins by 8.

Why would we believe the polling in June of 2026? Has there been any indication that polling in general, and polling of Maine specifically, has gotten better in the last 6 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:27 PM (KbEzc)

51

"And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing."

Wait til you hear about Scott Weiner that next Dem star politician.

Gayer than Barney Fwank.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (och2J)

52 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)

He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

53 52 He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

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Collins won in 2020, one of the main heights of cheating in American elections. She won by 8.

She will cut a bitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (KbEzc)

54 Ask not what the bird beak can do for you, ask what you can do for the bird beak.

Posted by: Crow F. Kennedy at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

55 >> What is a DD 214? Discharge from military duties?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (6jy2V

Service and discharge records, ma’am

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (rBp1O)

56 FenelonSpoke

If you are a scumbag, you go for those with no life experience -- the young. And ruin them.

If you are a good guy, you go for conservative women with some heart-warming, wholesome, life experience. And you make them happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

57 Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection

I know I'm not the only one who initially misread that last word.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (gtcuf)

58 Long-time lurker, first-time commenter.

We are going to beat Susan Collins, take back the Senate. Over and out.
Posted by: C. Schumer at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (5rh/l)

Okay, raimondo.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (jGGMD)

59 >>Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

I don't think he will even be on the ticket but if he is Maine is not Virginia. That scumbag in VA got a huge boost from the Governors race. And despite her RINO record Collins runs pretty strong in ME and always seems to do much better than polling would suggest.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (viF8m)

60 It will be hilarious if they end up with Mills as the nominee. "Hey all you dem primary voters, you know that candidate you loved? Well we've dumped him and we're gonna give you the frumpy woman you don't like who didn't bother to campaign. Enjoy!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (edUvp)

61 Am I the only one who looks at Katz and sees a young, pissed-off Art Garfunkel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (qx7Zg)

62
I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)

While he's shoving his member in a 16 year old boy right next to a beheaded goat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Larry Elder had a good rundown on the Maine Maroon's comments yesterday on his show. (I was tuning in for LA mayor race stuff.)

Military Horde, a question. I know military humor is famously savage, and a Reddit military thread is going to be doubly so. Is there any justification for any of the Reddit comments he wrote, in that it's just ex military guys ball busting and one upping each other?

The calling a soldier a loser for not dying in combat was way over the line, as was the assault comments. But I wondered how many of his comments a normal soldier would read and just laugh off as typical dumb Marines humor.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (aqL4O)

64 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

65 I'm skeptical of the "Platner news will get worse"
claim. Worse than having a Totenkopf SS tattoo?

There's really not much worse than that.

Unless they have photos with him with kids or Armie Hammer style cannibalism fetish.

I don't think a decades old rape claim is likely to do much more harm unless they have records.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (nTGnD)

66

"Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion, made the bizarre confession while defending disgraced former California lefty Rep. Katie Hill in a November 2019 blog post after she quit Congress."

Hookay, another Jewish person getting involved with a Nazi, three of them so far.

Didn't Katie have a Nazi tat on her chooch? Member that???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

67 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (6oFTq)

Yes; The ones who never officially changed their party registration but haven't"t voted Democrat for years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (OYsYV)

68 60 It will be hilarious if they end up with Mills as the nominee. "Hey all you dem primary voters, you know that candidate you loved? Well we've dumped him and we're gonna give you the frumpy woman you don't like who didn't bother to campaign. Enjoy!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (edUvp)

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Maine is a very big early voting state.

About 80% of all ballots in 2024 were early.

This is crescendoing after a week of early voting and months after the Nazi stuff came out...months of Platner being so far in the lead according to every tea leaf that Mills just outright suspended her campaign weeks ago.

And her response to all of this? A single tweet saying that she's technically still on the ballot. Probably paid an ad agency $250,000 for it, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (KbEzc)

69 He claimed he can’t get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing.
.......

Captain Splatter would agree.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (UjdFS)

70 I am not frumpy!

Posted by: Kamala at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)

71 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

I wasn't paying close enough attention, I though he had already won the primary. Is this a top two runoff?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

72 FenelonSpoke

A short 1 page record of your military service, listing awards, date of service. and some other minor stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (u82oZ)

73 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Of course, Democrat Socialists are also blaming... the Jews.

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Well, duh! If you can control the weather, forcing NAZIs to rape women is an easy side gig ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (ZNDdh)

75

"There is, at the top of her thigh, an iron-cross tattoo that RedState has alleged is a Nazi symbol. The cross has been adopted by bikers and Goths too. Does anyone really believe Hill has Nazi sympathies? For heaven’s sake, she ran the largest homeless services organization in California. There is nothing in her record that would indicate such a proclivity."

LOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (och2J)

76 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12

Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (OYsYV)

77 Don't let anything else come out about Platner till after July 13th, otherwise the Dems will replace him with a candidate of their choice just like they did with Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

78 71 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

I wasn't paying close enough attention, I though he had already won the primary. Is this a top two runoff?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

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Primary is June 9, next Tuesday.

No runoffs, though Maine does have Ranked Choice voting in primaries.

However, every indication is that Platner is running away with it.

There's the added wrinkle that it's Maine law that parties can switch out nominees after a primary for up to a month after the primary, so the real deadline is July 9. After that, Collins lets loose the dogs of war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (KbEzc)

79 We all know that the Dems aren't going to reject him at this point, right?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (RjOoY)

80 You don't see many young men leaving Hotchkiss, going to a public high school and then joining the Marines. Something is off.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (viF8m)

81 Willowed: Reforger-- We've had a Cross trek for the past couple of years with very few problems. The XO picked it out because he was looking for a vehicle that would get me to dialysis and back in one to two feet of snow or various other weather abominations.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (DK5Sh)

82 He was sexting with strange women from his wedding day.

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* Channeling Sponge *

"THAT'S HOT!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (ZNDdh)

83 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

And of course I fat-fingered "Kampf."

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (gtcuf)

84 LizLem

If he did not include self-depreciation humor like eating crayons, he is well over the acceptable line. Marines would shun him for wishing death on a military brother in combat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

85 Bangor Daily News: Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that Graham Platner could weigh on the party’s midterm prospects.

Regular Mainers aren't worried at all. We are fired up to elect Graham Platner and kick Susie "Concern Troll" Colins to the curb.

I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

Do Democrats realize every hit piece they put out against Platner makes me want to vote for him even more. We literally have a child rapist for a president and supposedly some 20 year old Reddit comments and texts are supposed to be disqualifying?

The most recent sexting revelation isn’t going to change much, because if this is disqualifying for you, the tattoo was already disqualifying; if the tattoo wasn’t disqualifying, this isn’t either.

No one is perfect. No one is going to pass your purity test. Let’s learn from the mistake they made with Al Franken.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

86 Oh, and the way the leftist politicians who praised the Maine guy are trying to skirt their praise while also not throwing him under the bus is hilarious. Bernie and Lieawatha are hating life right now.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (aqL4O)

87 "After years of blaming Trump for everything and attacking anyone and everyone who stood with Trump because of his character flaws, behaviors, indiscretions, and sins, Democrats have decided their ride or die is the Nazi turned Communist running against the most centrist member of the Senate who voted to convict Donald Trump in his impeachment trial." - Erik Erickson

I do declare that is some fine strategery there. I suggest we encourage more of this with copious amounts endorphin inducing praise.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (glnUu)

88
Didn't Katie have a Nazi tat on her chooch? Member that???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

Iron Cross next to her pubic area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

89 85 Regular Mainers aren't worried at all. We are fired up to elect Graham Platner and kick Susie "Concern Troll" Colins to the curb.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

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Lord, I cannot wait until Platner loses and the Democrat faithful turn against each other.

With each other high profile loss (Talarico, El-Sayed, maybe even Cooper and Ossoff), it'll just get worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (KbEzc)

90 "There is, at the top of her thigh, an iron-cross tattoo that RedState has alleged is a Nazi symbol. The cross has been adopted by bikers and Goths too. Does anyone really believe Hill has Nazi sympathies? For heaven’s sake, she ran the largest homeless services organization in California. There is nothing in her record that would indicate such a proclivity."

LOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

Check for ovens.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (xbf8A)

91 >>>The openly bisexual ex-lawmaker resigned that month amid a storm of affair allegations involving multiple staffers -- and right after a trove of leaked nude photos were published online.

That's Katie Throuple Hill, not the Katz homo, is my read.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

92 {{{ Captain Josepha Sabin}}}

Fantastic!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (u82oZ)

93 "Hegseth has a tattoo that's never been associated with Nazism, but it's a Nazi symbol and he must be destroyed for it."

"Platner has the second-most recognizable Nazi symbol as a tattoo, but it was just an oopsie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (KbEzc)

94 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

95 Lord, I cannot wait until Platner loses and the Democrat faithful turn against each other.

With each other high profile loss (Talarico, El-Sayed, maybe even Cooper and Ossoff), it'll just get worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (KbEzc)

Lord, I also pray for this,

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

96 Bangor Daily News: Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that Graham Platner could weigh on the party’s midterm prospects.

In other news, Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that hydrogen might not have been the best choice for filling the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

97 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

And of course I fat-fingered "Kampf."
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM

Some media Democrat said people should go easy on Platner because "he's struggled", which makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

98 This guy went from a tony private school to the ... Marines? This smacks of days gone by when a juvenile criminal was given a choice: prison or army.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

99 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

It's the limited government Nazis you really need to watch out for.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (vQBGy)

100 94 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

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His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)

101 Seems that the allegations have something specifically to do with women.

Well, what is a "woman" exactly? I don't even know what that means. Honestly, I don't think anybody does. It's more of a hypothetical concept of something that could exist in an alternate reality perhaps. How do you even pronounce it? WOmen. woMEN? Whoa Men. The word has lost all it's flavor.

Posted by: Tucker Carleson at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (V362x)

102 12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

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I mean, if you consider high school freshmen women.....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (PD+op)

103 He's a racist, he has a Nazi tattoo, he's a sex pest and probable rapist, he's into scheisse-play, he's an unemployable sponge, and so forth.

Whatever - he's not a Garbage Person. He hates the people Dems hate, and they say he's good, and that's what counts. He's a Good Person.

These are the same voters who just selected a candidate from al-Qaeda in NJ. Nothing matters to them besides the approval of the bien-pensant ruling class Solons they wish they were, and sticking it to the hated subject classes they can't see they're a part of.

And, I hope he wins. I don't give a fuck about Susan Collins or her shit Party, and the federal Congress is meaningless in any event. Let Maine get what she deserves.

All this crap just drives more people toward splitting up the country, and that's my single issue. I don't want to be in a country with these goons. They need to be out of my life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)

104 Do working class stiffs usually attend elite private High Schools ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (WNOcj)

105
Some media Democrat said people should go easy on Platner because "he's struggled", which makes it even funnier.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

A sexual arousal from port-a-potty shit is not a struggle. That's a deep seeded psychological break of epic proportions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

106 95 Lord, I also pray for this,

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

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"Trump is a terrible president that everyone hates. It doesn't matter whom we nominate in the midterms."

It'll be interesting to see the whole, "quality candidate" thing turned against Democrats for once. Could affect some of my priors on the idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (KbEzc)

107 Remember when they called Chief Kyle a racist because he had a crusader cross tattoo?

Good times.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (rBp1O)

108 Do working class stiffs usually attend elite private High Schools ?
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (WNOcj)

Why yes! Why do you ask?

Posted by: AOC at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

109 >>>Thanks, guys. I've heard crows sometimes drop off currency. How about that instead?

Beware their stock tips.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

110 "Hegseth has a tattoo that's never been associated with Nazism, but it's a Nazi symbol and he must be destroyed for it."

The same nazi symbol that was on Carter's funeral program.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (xbf8A)

111 No one is perfect. No one is going to pass your purity test. Let’s learn from the mistake they made with Al Franken.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Oh my gosh….I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry at this one. None of us are without flaw. There are even those with a skeleton or 2 in the closet. And then there are those who have an entire graveyard

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (M1YaP)

112 99 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

It's the limited government Nazis you really need to watch out for.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (vQBGy)

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"I only want the government to build roads and do national defense."

"Wow, so, like, you're a real life Nazi, huh?"

Actual interaction I had with an old hippie in Italy, fellow English teacher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (KbEzc)

113 >>> If he did not include self-depreciation humor like eating crayons, he is well over the acceptable line. Marines would shun him for wishing death on a military brother in combat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

As they should. I'm not military, so I wondered how actual Marines are feeling about his comments. I suspect the left sees it as the equivalent of the supposed "suckers and losers" comment via Trump, figure if Trump can survive that, Platner can survive this. But those were very different situations.

It's punching down for JD Vance to weigh in on the Platner fall from grace, but I'm so curious how he feels about a former fellow Marine.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (aqL4O)

114

The same nazi symbol that was on Carter's funeral program.

😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (xbf8A)

John McCain's as well, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

115 "I'm better than military. I was in combat."
-Scott Pelley

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (KbEzc)

116 On one side his wife looks attractive on the other side she looks like she could really be his partner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (e0ARE)

117 "how is a person sexually excited by a port-a-potty
Posted by: Don Black"

The only thing normal people think about in those is "How can I get out of here as quick as possible without touching anything?"

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (PTDkx)

118 In other fun news of the day, the DOJ has just issued a superseding indictment against the SPLC and it is a doozy. The amount of money they were pouring into extremist groups to keep them spewing garbage so they could claim they were fighting an enormous rightwing hate machines is huge.

This is gonna be fun.

https://tinyurl.com/29wats2y

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (viF8m)

119 This post is like getting a puppy and pony on Christmas morning.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (glnUu)

120 I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

That may be the funniest post I've read in my life.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (Oy/m2)

121 Who doesn't fantasize about rape?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (vQBGy)

122
You know who wants to stop rape fantasies?

THE OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (vQBGy)

123 Oh my gosh….I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry at this one. None of us are without flaw. There are even those with a skeleton or 2 in the closet. And then there are those who have an entire graveyard
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (M1YaP)

Oooh....I will have MANY QUESTIONS at the next TxMoMe.

Posted by: AOC at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

125 120 I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

That may be the funniest post I've read in my life.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (Oy/m2)

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She voted to convict Trump of his second impeachment...which failed.

That's more than enough to convince the 40% of indies in Maine that she's independent of Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (KbEzc)

126 I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)

While he's shoving his member in a 16 year old boy right next to a beheaded goat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.

Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

127 Leave Platner Alone!

Looking at the candidates there is a 100% chance that the Maine senator will continue to be a national embarrassment. IMAO it would be better if that embarrassment was a D instead of an R.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (0hu/3)

128 How long before the DNC goes onto Andy Ngo's twitter page to recruit candidates from all of trantifa mug shots he posts

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (PD+op)

129 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

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His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)
_________

I think the answer may be even simpler: this dirt was gonna come out sooner or later no matter what, so the campaign aid "leaked" it to get it out there so that later during the general it can be dismissed as "old news."

This guy is a sociopathic nepo leech who sucks his own dick dry. He is surely 100% convinced he has the primary locked up, and probably the general as well. It would make sense for him to "leak" bad news in advance to take the sting out of it later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

130 The weird thing about this is: this guy knows what he's done. But, the examples of Swallowell and Brandon Huerra's opponent seems to be that they believe that they can't be touched.

It is so weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

131 I suspect his Kik account is going to be the big shoe drop. Kik is where PDF predators go. What was Platner doing on Kik?

Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)

132 Wife came back from the store with a new Beanie Baby for the dog.

He's happy.

We will tug-o-war later this afternoon. He loves that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

133 What was Platner doing on Kik?
Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)

Looking for 'young tail.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

134 It's rich that the Democrats blast Spencer Pratt as unqualified to be a big-city mayor because he has no political or governing experience, while pimping an oysterman and harbormaster with no political or governing experience as a terrific candidate for US Senator.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (5rh/l)

135 The truth is an egregious betrayal to the dems

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (PD+op)

136 127 Looking at the candidates there is a 100% chance that the Maine senator will continue to be a national embarrassment. IMAO it would be better if that embarrassment was a D instead of an R.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (0hu/3)

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Collins is fine.

She pulls through every time leadership needs her. They allow her votes against the GOP initiatives when her votes aren't necessary.

She's 100% on our side when leadership needs her.

That's better than Platner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (KbEzc)

137 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Sock failures hit when least expected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (u82oZ)

138 Looks like the Collins people have the Democrats on the horns of a dilemma - the Democrats probably know what the big story to come is, but if they release it now to shift votes to Mills it will depress general election enthusiasm amongst the Democratic base for Mills. But if they don't then the Collins people will release it after the legal deadline to replace Platner on the ballot and he will be a dead duck. Naturally, the fix for them is to have a partisan Judge find a reason why it's OK this time to swap candidates after the statutory deadline like they have every other time this has happened.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (ssz2a)

139 I just found out that "oyster farmer" Platzkreig has exactly one customer: His mommy's restaurant.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (gtcuf)

140
In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.
Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

It was likely filmed in a capitol building conference room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

141 The Dems shrugged their shoulders at Dem staffers making a homo porno in the Capitol building.

These are sick sonabitches.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (WNOcj)

142 Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (bufu1)

143 His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.
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That makes sense.

I think the quote from Ruthless is that when the full oppo drops he won't just have to drop out of the race, he'll have to leave the state.

That was a month ago.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (XOmY9)

144 129 This guy is a sociopathic nepo leech who sucks his own dick dry. He is surely 100% convinced he has the primary locked up, and probably the general as well. It would make sense for him to "leak" bad news in advance to take the sting out of it later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

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This is a level of foresight and strategery that seems completely out of scope for the team Platner has surrounded himself with, much less Platner himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (KbEzc)

145
Sock failures hit when least expected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (u82oZ)

I'm punch drunk most days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

147 He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

As much as I loathe Collins, voting for her is the only sane alternative.

A lot of cursing under my breath as I typed that.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (OUMaO)

148 131 I suspect his Kik account is going to be the big shoe drop. Kik is where PDF predators go. What was Platner doing on Kik?

Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)

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Youth outreach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (ZRv4p)

149 One of the smartest CISO’s I ever met told me this; 90% of all that’s posted online is from bots, and most of it is underwritten by foreign intelligence agencies and other sovereigns hostile to the US. He said that’s fact, not opinion.

He also said his kids wouldn’t get phones until sometime in HS and they would not be allowed on social media.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (rBp1O)

150 > Collins is fine.
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Politically? Sure.

Mentally? Not so sure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (jehhT)

151 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

How creepy is horde hive mind?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (WNOcj)

152 I don't always masturbate in a porta-potty, but when I do I breathe through my nose.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

153
Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

154
So all the "talks" and "growth" he's talking about -- happened in the past few months.

I can't wait until he drops out of the race so that he can spend more time "fighting the NRA, for the people!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (FkdoK)

155 >>Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats, many of them are old timey Yankee Democrats and don't much care for Nazis and other lunatics.

Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (viF8m)

156 Lois Romano may be a journalist, in the accepted D.C. sense of the activist version of the word, but she is also an open partisan worker bee, serving on a board for an NGO promoting gender equity politics, called the "International Center for Research on Women (ICRW)".

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Proud Seccessionist at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (1Tl5o)

157 All of these Platner revelations are only cementing his position in the democrat party. If he were black or muzzie, he would have a very good chance at being the democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)

158
How creepy is horde hive mind?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (WNOcj)

I continually attempt the 'great minds' thing, but........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

159 146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

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Platner will not willingly drop out, and the party is coalescing behind him at the national level already a week before the primary.

They're not replacing him.

They're accepting the inevitable.

And they will fundraise off of him through ActBlue while sending the funds to NC and GA instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:48 PM (KbEzc)

160 155 >>Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats, many of them are old timey Yankee Democrats and don't much care for Nazis and other lunatics.

Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (viF8m)

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Partisan Democrats will be partisan Democrats.

The 4/4 Democrats will vote for Platner whether they like it or not.

It's the 2/4 Democrats that matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (KbEzc)

161 In my black pilled state, I could still see this guy winning.

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (zzyH0)

162 12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

He was probably taking the dean's wife to pound town.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (xbf8A)

Kind of you but i think it's more likely the Dean's under 10 year old son that made that trip with this f**king guy.

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (6+ehB)

163 How do you do, fellow blue-collar bros. It is "bros" isn't it? Or "dudes." Maybe it's "dudes?" This blue-collarin' stuff is hard.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (gtcuf)

164 Marcus T

If we had an AI trained in LLM on all of the 20 years of AoSHQ output, then we may be safe.

No current bots, raised on Reddit, can come close.

And we do need tools to disable foreign bot posts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (u82oZ)

165 He's likely got more kids in his closet than Gacy had in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

166 So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.
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It's not a gift. It's a warning.

Keep the cheese flowing and nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (gnNyN)

167 There is dashcam video of a guy actually IN a portashitter. Neck deep. The poor cop knows him too.
I could never be a cop.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (TsnvK)

168 Platner is just the warmup act.
The main act will happen when the Democrats run Luigi Mangione for office once he's acquitted by a NYC jury full of women who harbor sexual fantasies about him or a Democrat Governor pardons him.
Platner is just shifting the Overton Window on candidate eligibility.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (MNCvZ)

169 I can't wait to hear more Talarico oppo. He's a ghoul of a human. I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (1Tl5o)

170 >>> In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.
Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

The Aristocrats.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (LVjoG)

171 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

Told my wife I'd put 500 large on that bet.

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (zzyH0)

172 "As Maine Goes, so goes the nation."

Senator Susan Geritol vs. Heinrich Platner

Best blueberries on the East Coast, though.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

173 I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (1Tl5o)

Holy crap.

This is turning into a banner day for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

174 The exact moment I got into Breaking Bad was early in season 2, the scene where Jesse's breaking into the junkyard and crashes through the porta-potty and gets covered in blue goo. I was channel-surfing and came across it and said, WTF is this? But I kept watching and got hooked.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (gtcuf)

175 So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.

You can probably train them to not bring you carcasses if you don't feed them after they bring you one.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (vJrRc)

176 But I don't have a body count.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

177 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)

178 >>> As Maine Goes, so goes the nation."
Senator Susan Geritol vs. Heinrich Platner
Best blueberries on the East Coast, though.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

How does Cabot Cove feel about this?

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (LVjoG)

179 Lois Romano may be a journalist, in the accepted D.C. sense of the activist version of the word, but she is also an open partisan worker bee, serving on a board for an NGO promoting gender equity politics, called the "International Center for Research on Women (ICRW)".

So the Democrats are finally conducting research in the hopes of discovering what a woman is?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

180 Katz published (through a company owned by his mother) a children's book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys that included sections on "Your New Penis,"

The "Your New Penis" chapter was a big hit with FtM trannies.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (AGe1H)

181 Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw
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YET

But soon come.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (xvV+O)

182 "And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing."

I still can't tell if they're bragging or complaining. A "normal Democrat" (yeah, I crack myself up) might say that's a bit much. But if he puts on a dress and calls himself Sally, xhe can yank it anywhere xhe wants.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (w/O5Q)

183 It looks like Morris Katz’s hairline is running away from his face.

At 26.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (6ydKt)

184 121 Who doesn't fantasize about rape?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders

Uh... most men? We're not the ones buying the 50 Shades slop.
Not that our slop is much better, looking at you r/romance_for_men and all your harem hijinx.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)

185 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.

There are still 40+% of ballots not counted, she'll be fine. The counting always comes through for her.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

186 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

187 Glad it's him, and not me.

Posted by: James T. (D-TX) at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (f9oeq)

188 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)

There is already evidence of significant fraud in that race.

Mail-in Ballots FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

189 I think we're being pretty loose with the term "bisexual," here.

He's 26 and hungry for dicks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (snZF9)

190 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex
.......

Of course, they've got a couple weeks to do it. Hilton was in first place when I went to bed last night. SURPRISE

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

191 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)
_______

Probably 50% of her vote totals were harvested ballots or outright fraudulent. That's how political machines do it, every time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

192
I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Mohammedanism is a very pragmatic religion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (e0ARE)

193 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

Literally EVERYTHING the left accuses the right of doing, they're doing tenfold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

194 186 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

====

"Republicans started this by supporting Trump and all his character flaws. It's not our fault. Also, Mitt Romney killed a woman with cancer rays, and Bill Clinton just like sex, MoveOn.org."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (KbEzc)

195 Jill Filipovic, one of the nitwits quoted by Erik Erickson dismissed all the allegations because they're "unvetted", are justifiable because they are "light misogyny" and finally the money shot, are these "problems that should be disqualifying for a senate seat and I think the answer to that is no."

That is some world class spin. Apparently for the Democrats the new mantra is we must believe all woman except when light misogyny is involved. And a Senate seat is at stake.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (glnUu)

196 146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)
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THIS IS PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST DEMOCRAT PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY.

just like super delegates overriding or not having primaries at all like with Klamydia Harris.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (xvV+O)

197 167 There is dashcam video of a guy actually IN a portashitter. Neck deep. The poor cop knows him too.
I could never be a cop.
Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (TsnvK)

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
I can't! I'm stuck!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Posted by: Clean shoot. Also a very not clean shoot. at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (TbWk/)

198 >>
@RealSKeshel
·
7m
>>Platner internal +4

=

>>Collins ahead already in June

>>@Polymarket
will switch soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (viF8m)

199 It is so weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well don't look at ME, homes.

Posted by: Ruben Gallego at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (gKWVE)

200 I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The ends justify the means, so......Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

201 They gonna try to rebrand him as a another hypermasculine frat boy failed candidate doing no no stuff?

I look forward to the congressional hearings where serious faced 70 year old men wearing $5K suits grill him about "boofing."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)

202 Hotchkiss is begging students from the class of 2004 not to talk to reporters, I'm sure, but it is only a matter of time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (1Tl5o)

203 Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

Also also the Left:

Voxplainer: Why It's Easy to Misunderstand Nazi Rape

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (vQBGy)

204 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (WNOcj)

205 I'm looking forward to Platner's 2028 run for governor of Maine where he easily wins the primary again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (KbEzc)

206 I can't believe Bass got over 30%.

Believe it.

Posted by: Frog People of L.A. at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

207 204 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (WNOcj)

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Because CA wrote law that says that they have to take weeks to do it because it would be unreasonable and out of the interests of the public trust to count too quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (KbEzc)

208 >> How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

CAQ mail in voting goes on for a week after election day.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (viF8m)

209 polynikes

Embedded apparatchik Nomenklatura vote as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (u82oZ)

210 I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats...

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No. He won his primary for a reason.

And even it's a fluke, I don't care. I want blue states out of my country.

Time for them to go. Nothing but a super expensive, shit-smeared Nazi weight around our necks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

211 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex
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Typically it takes 42 days to announce results for a close race in Kalifornia. They still have 41 left.

My bet is both Hilton and Pratt get cheated into third place.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (xvV+O)

212 ...and Bill Clinton just like sex, MoveOn.org."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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a big man with big appetites...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (e0ARE)

213 I'll bet the Hotchkiss scandal with this creep doesn't involve girls. I'll bet it's some sick faggot hazing abuse that went very wrong. That sounds much more private-schooly to me. Plus, naked boys seems about right for this guy.

Anyone want some of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

214 > There is already evidence of significant fraud in that race.

Mail-in Ballots FTW.
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Reports of ballot drop off boxes being set afire. In certain demographic areas.

Probably nothing...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (jehhT)

215 Anyone following the Cyrus Carmack Belton case?

He was a 14 year old black kid that went into an Asia guy, Rick Cow's, shop.

As far as I can piece it together, he picked up some water bottles and then left the store. The store owner and his son didn't see him put them down before leaving so they confronted him thinking he stole them.

The kid flashed a gun, then the son chased the kid, and the father followed both and ended up shooting the kid arguing in court that he thought the kid would shoot his son.

I tried reading a few reddit threats but every other post blames this on white supremacy. Yeah...multi-racial white supremacists strike again.

Anyway the shooter was acquitted so "the community" is in an uproar...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

216 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)

217 177 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)

Connoisseur of cruelty VDH summarized the phenomenon well. The coalition has 2 basic voter demos: those well enough off that they are untouched by the ruin, and those on various forms of public assistance, most of whose frame of reference is Mexico, which makes LA look good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (nTGnD)

218 208 >> How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

CAQ mail in voting goes on for a week after election day.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Hey, we're still printing as fast as we can.
_Best Practices Printing, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:01 PM (e0ARE)

219 Cali is a Banana Republic. That should answer any questions.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (QwhXY)

220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

221
If Platner loses, will be end himself in an underground bunker?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (IifOV)

222 Anyone want some of this action?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Lindsey <3 at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (gKWVE)

223 220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

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Early voting has been going on for a while.

And he was winning polls by 30-50 points after the Nazi tattoo was revealed.

Why would he drop out?

If he drops out, he has a 0% chance of being senator. If he stays in, polls are telling him he'll win the general, so he'll have a good chance of becoming a senator (these polls are bullshit like they were in 2020 for the Maine senate race).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:03 PM (KbEzc)

224 "I can't wait to hear more Talarico oppo. He's a ghoul of a human. I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Conveniently cut up and stored in his freezer

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2026 01:03 PM (PTDkx)

225 When do we see the commercials showing Karen Bass doing a Scrooge McDuck swan dive into the money for rebuilding LA after the fires?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (qx7Zg)

226 JackStraw

If Spencer Pratt comes in third due to delayed counting of ballots, I believe the SCOTUS has ruled he has standing to sue. Discovery would be fun and revealing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

227 Hey, we're still printing as fast as we can.
_Best Practices Printing, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
.......

You've been awful busy. Can we still order more?

Posted by: Frog People of L.A. at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (UjdFS)

228 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.
Posted by: polynikes

That's the price you pay for printing them out in 87 languages. But worry not, illegals don't vote.

Posted by: California at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (AGe1H)

229 As for private skool shenanigans, it does seem odd that someone like Platner failed to launch in his 20s. Almost as if there was stuff in his background check that turned recruiters away.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (gKWVE)

230 226 If Spencer Pratt comes in third due to delayed counting of ballots, I believe the SCOTUS has ruled he has standing to sue. Discovery would be fun and revealing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

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Local race.

It would go up the state judicial system, capping at SCOCA.

And SCOCA would side with Bass, and SCOTUS would say, "this is a state level matter."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (KbEzc)

231 CAQ mail

The new dating platform for gay Bostonians

Posted by: Wicked pissah this caq! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)

232 I'll bet the Hotchkiss scandal with this creep doesn't involve girls. I'll bet it's some sick faggot hazing abuse that went very wrong. That sounds much more private-schooly to me. Plus, naked boys seems about right for this guy.

Anyone want some of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade
===

I'd need good odds. At least 80-1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (xvV+O)

233 Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass...They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift. - Ace

I suggest you review the scene in the Godfather where the guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (glnUu)

234 "He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!"
- ace

Assertion without evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (Kdi1r)

235 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)

Republicans don't want to expose them.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)

236 216 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)

I think it shows the Democrat-Media Complex is terrific at keeping secrets. When they want to/are ordered to. Better than the Mafia at keeping the skeletons deep in the closet.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (5rh/l)

237 I'm thinking the dropout can only come if whatever news Ace is hinting at comes out and it's a whopper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (n5tGW)

238 TheJamesMadison,

Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

239 234 "He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!"
- ace

Assertion without evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (Kdi1r)

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There's a picture of him lifting his shirt and he has another shape in that spot. It's like a sea monster, or something.

I don't think it looks like a real tattoo myself, and he said on a podcast that he had no intention of covering it up after it was revealed.

So, I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)

240 Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.

Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.

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Well, duhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (ndZc7)

241 Tbh, Platner would fit right in the freak show that is Congress.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (Vh9CX)

242 Republicans don't want to expose them.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)
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There's a double meaning in that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

243 I've never felt so free!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2026 01:07 PM (lMgRZ)

244 Murder of Crows was a pretty handy vigor in Bioshock Infinite.

Posted by: Booker DeWitt at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (wXgT/)

245 Tbh, Platner would fit right in the freak show that is Congress.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (Vh9CX)

More degenerate than Caligula's Senate

Posted by: Oooh that's catchy at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

246 220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

See, I think Mills and her people have been behind all of this info dump. She knew she was losing and losing badly...it would have looked unseemly to drop all of this while being the "sore loser" (see how Steyer didn't win a spot in CA, he just kept elevating others), but to do it while her campaign is suspended and then people beg to have her back...better strategy, especially with Maine folks...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)

247 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

O'Keefe has been a major success by just getting attractive young men and women to flirt with Dems and let them spill the beans.

The GOP could do the same thing and get the same result.

But there is a cautionary tale. Remember Chris Hansen? He was nailing pedo after pedo until he revealed someone with connections and now he's doing podcasts because he is radioactive in the media.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

248 MAGA_Ken

Congress as a whole had made themselves irrelevant with hearings and stalling the SAFE act over budget passing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (u82oZ)

249 244 Murder of Crows was a pretty handy vigor in Bioshock Infinite.

Posted by: Booker DeWitt at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (wXgT/)

======

Never really liked it.

Outside of fire, lightning, and telekenisis, I don't think many of the vigors/plasmids were all that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (KbEzc)

250 Republicans don't want to expose them.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)

N'interrompez jamais votre ennemi car il fait une faute.

Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (gKWVE)

251 228 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.
Posted by: polynikes

That's the price you pay for printing them out in 87 languages. But worry not, illegals don't vote.

Posted by: California at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (AGe1H)

Also California vote counting officials: You wanted signature verification on mail-in ballots, Republicans! We are being diligent about it. That takes time (wink).

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

252 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

Why would the Republican Party dump oppo on him before he secured the nomination?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (KbEzc)

253 251 Also California vote counting officials: You wanted signature verification on mail-in ballots, Republicans! We are being diligent about it. That takes time (wink).

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

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Throwing out all the ballots that do have matching signatures is full time work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (KbEzc)

254 It is unfortunate because we desperately need the loyal opposition to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (vFG9F)

255 Platner also gave a drunken, nearly nude performance at his brother’s wedding, which the bride did NOT appreciate.

I really think we’re dealing with demonic possession here.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (RIC/Z)

256 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

No, I agree, I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

257 Amazon kills “Stargate” show made by original producers, may hand it to someone who would "give it a fresh new perspective" 😭

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Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

258 o one is saying it but it sounds like they're hinting about the r-word, and I don't mean his already established racism. This seems to be hinting about sexual misconduct of some kind.

===

Oh, no! How will Gillibrand, who just gave him her full support, ever explain this ?!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

259 256 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

No, I agree, I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Well, CAGOP.

But, Collins is the only elected Republican at the federal level left in the Northeast.

And that's not because she rolls over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (KbEzc)

260 I just stuck to Gandalf jokes when my brother made me his ringbearer at his wedding...

Posted by: don't TEMPT me, [brother]! at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (gKWVE)

261
The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:12 PM (Y8DZL)

262 Amazon kills “Stargate” show made by original producers, may hand it to someone who would "give it a fresh new perspective" 😭

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Trannies, race swapping, and queers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

That gives the definition of low hanging fruit a new dimension.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:13 PM (glnUu)

263 Maybe the crows are trying to set Ace up, for when their victim’s relatives set out to exact vengeance.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:13 PM (RIC/Z)

264 here in VA we also thought the lawless commie asshole AG candidate was cooked when oppo dropped about him fantasizing about killing his repub opponent, getting off scott-free on egregious reckless driving charges, etc. Now he's our lawless commie asshole AG...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (CRzJX)

265 -
Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

#WINNING!

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

266 We ought to make "Platner" a verb. "I thought I could make that curve at speed but Platnered and rolled the car!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

267 261
The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:12 PM (Y8DZL)

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Spoiler to come second instead of a real competitor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (KbEzc)

268 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.
Posted by: Auspex

Bike lanes. This city needs bike lanes.

Posted by: Noodles at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

269 Trannies, race swapping, and queers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

Oh my!

🎵We're off to see the Wizard ...🎵

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (wXgT/)

270 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

In a non-fixed system Bass would have been forced to resign after the fires.

I wonder if the votes for the leftwing nutball are the real totals for the whole of the left voting slate and the votes for Bass are almost all produced?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

271 If we don't see a new birdbath by the end of the week there will be a lot more laying around than dead birds.

Posted by: the crows at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (vFG9F)

272 Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1

Move over, bitch.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

273 Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

#WINNING!

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

This is funnier than you think

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (vQBGy)

274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)

275 I have one word to describe Graham Platner's campaign and even the man himself:

YIKES.

Posted by: pookysgirl know that brevity is the soul of wit at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (Wt5PA)

276 I really think we’re dealing with demonic possession here.
Posted by: Bulg

Erm, no. He has agency. And he's a Democrat. He owns it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (CRzJX)

277 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

278 274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)

Raises hand... I know, I know...... Never

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (M52P1)

279 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

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That is not an observation, that is question....so what's the answer ??

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

280 277 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

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If there's a surprise in the primary where he loses...it would be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (KbEzc)

281 274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)

Alex, I'll take NEVER for $500.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (5rh/l)

282 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

I'm sure there are Hitler Bunker videos just waiting for him to drop out......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

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lol

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

284 It seems as though almost daily I'm reminded how thankful I am not to be a Democrat.

Also, Gertie is trying to convince me that 1:15pm is a normal time for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vt7xw)

285 Wait til you hear about Scott Weiner that next Dem star politician.

Gayer than Barney Fwank.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (och2J)

Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me. What bothers me about Scott Weiner is that nearly every piece of legislation he's pushed through the California House has been directly or indirectly aimed at sexualizing children and making them more accessible to adults. It's the one common thread throughout his entire state legislative history. He shouldn't be anywhere near playgrounds and schools.

Regarding Platner's scandals, they only hurt him insofar as the women who he's used and abused were affected. The Totenkopf tattoo, the communism, the chronic masturbation, et al can all be forgiven, even celebrated (especially the communism).

It's just odd to me that Platner in Maine, Weiner in California, and Talarico in Texas are the best the Dems can offer voters. They couldn't find even one candidate in their respective states who could pass for a normal human.

Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (v1M8F)

286 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

Brings a whole new meaning to Steiner will come

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vQBGy)

287 “Dear Crows,

I appreciate the beak and feathers, but what I’d really like is nude Sydney Sweeney pics.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ace”

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (RIC/Z)

288 Brings a whole new meaning to Steiner will come
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vQBGy)

Not this shit again

Posted by: Some Port a pottie at June 03, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

289
Spoiler to come second instead of a real competitor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (KbEzc)

I'm in CA and the reason Ramen AKA Noodles is in the race is because the people in LA were mad at Bass but they just can't vote for a Republican...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:18 PM (M52P1)

290 Wow, having a Nazi tattoo IS actually a significant indicator of your character and values. Who could possibly have guessed that?

Posted by: Socratease at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YgfoU)

291 The SPLC indictment is going to be the next big hit on the left.

And this one didn't come from the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (viF8m)

292 "Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."
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Yeah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

293
I'm way late and I'll be willowed, by why did Mrs. Platner expose the sexts to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (n7rxJ)

294 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

I don't know if Rahman is left of Bass so much as just stupider than Bass. And yes, I understand that those two things are correlated.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

295 But of course.

Media praises DC Comics' new "transgender Wonder Woman"

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Next, transgender Lara Croft? Womb Raider?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

296 290 Wow, having a Nazi tattoo IS actually a significant indicator of your character and values. Who could possibly have guessed that?

Posted by: Socratease at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YgfoU)

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"This is just how all military men act. Why are Republicans being so hypocritical when they worship the military which is full of Nazis?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (KbEzc)

297 "Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."
=====

Yeah, no.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

It's just more of them trying to normalize child porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

298

Wth happened to this guy?

Something in his childhood?

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (x4yF4)

299 I tried to search for if any GOP member won on a last minute vote dump and I didn't find anything.

What I did find is a Biden Junta are paper that notes that people are less likely to trust election results the longer the counting goes on....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

300 293
I'm way late and I'll be willowed, by why did Mrs. Platner expose the sexts to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (n7rxJ)

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She told the campaign.

The former campaign manager leaked the news to WSJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (KbEzc)

301 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar

How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

302 Al Franken is feeling mighty silly about now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (hHPyZ)

303 Actually they can do head swaps now so you could actually see a video:

Graham Planter Finds Out Graham Planter Has Been Sexting Ten Year Olds

He can be just as surprised as the rest of us

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (vQBGy)

304 If we don't see a new birdbath by the end of the week there will be a lot more laying around than dead birds.
Posted by: the crows
.......

New birdbath for you, new pellet gun for me.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

305 Our side doesn't realize these continuous hits on Platner are only burnishing his credentials with the Democrat base.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

306 301
How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

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If you want to believe the polls in Maine.

Which haven't been right in a very long time but are definitely right this time because some other final polls in some other states were sort of close to accurate a few times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (KbEzc)

307 I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1
---

Say the magic woid:

youtu.be/9wYEfQcU0Ww&t=50

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (e0ARE)

308 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

309 279 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

===

That is not an observation, that is question....so what's the answer ??
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

-----

I asked Gemini AI this question and they have it locked down tight not to give a straighforward answer.

I asked it how many Republicans won an election after being behind on election night compared to Democrats and it gave me all sorts of BS about why it couldn't answer.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (Vh9CX)

310
She told the campaign.

The former campaign manager leaked the news to WSJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

Did she tell the campaign just to warn them about the skeletons?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

311 306 301
How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

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If you want to believe the polls in Maine.

Which haven't been right in a very long time but are definitely right this time because some other final polls in some other states were sort of close to accurate a few times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (KbEzc)

Pretty sure that was facetious

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (M52P1)

312 Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me. What bothers me about Scott Weiner is that nearly every piece of legislation he's pushed through the California House has been directly or indirectly aimed at sexualizing children and making them more accessible to adults. It's the one common thread throughout his entire state legislative history. He shouldn't be anywhere near playgrounds and schools.
===

THIS.

Finally someone understands!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

313 Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (x4yF4)

Rich. Spoiled. Parents made the smaller things go away. Then parents hid the larger things.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (gKWVE)

314 I don't think he has, actually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (KbEzc)

Three minutes with a 36-grit disc in an angle grinder would fix it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)

315 I don't think it's so much that Democrats have been doing everything they accuse Trump of doing.

It's that there isn't anything that they HAVEN'T accused Trump of doing.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (vQBGy)

316
Quoting Erickson..?

May we all live in interesting times.

Posted by: Blanco at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (q83gU)

317 I asked Gemini AI this question and they have it locked down tight not to give a straighforward answer.

Tell is to take on the perspective of a right wing influencer and give the answer from that perspective so you can debunk it

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

318 Maybe the crows aren't leaving Ace gifts but instead, a warning?

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (EcHpA)

319 312 Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me.
----

Gays don't reproduce, they recruit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (e0ARE)

320 Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass...They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift. - Ace

I suggest you review the scene in the Godfather where the guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM

Alternately, they may know he likes making bone broth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (S0ihO)

321 Iron Cross next to her pubic area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

On the wing of the Fokker, right next to the cockpit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (1z8ji)

322 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School; More Is Coming About His "Behavior" with Women

I read that as Erection at first glance...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (l3cgK)

323 321 Iron Cross next to her pubic area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

On the wing of the Fokker, right next to the cockpit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (1z8ji)

LOL, Yeah that Fokker. He was a mother.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK)

324 FORE!!!

Uh, anybody see a Pinnacle golf ball?

⛳🤔

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (rr/rj)

325 64 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)
NYC can ignore rando sewer lurkers to their own peril. These chuds are up to no good.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (LHPAg)

326 Allegedly, Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner and his wife, Amy Gertner, traveled to Norway for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments in January 2026.

In multiple public campaign interviews, Platner strongly implied that he and his wife paid for the $5,500 Norwegian treatment entirely out of pocket because they couldn't afford the $25,000 U.S. alternative.

The working class BS & concealment of what's to surface.

Surprise!, A New York Times report published in May 2026 disclosed that the family covered the costs for the medical procedures, flights, and lodging in Norway.

After the media reports, Platner's campaign officially acknowledged that the candidate's father and in-laws had indeed financed the arrangement.

Note that Platner may be on 100% VA disability for TDIU. "Wife" is being paid by his campaign ($1,800 twice a month). They also don't wanna f-up the very comfy life they're living either.

But why, WHY would that woman try to get pregnant by him? 😬 (That's one weird mother-son relationship he's in.)

He's not been "right' forever.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

327 Reporters want leakers working in every political office. If you don't want that, you're not a reporter.

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