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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (6wpGE)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

3 !!

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:40 AM (c1D+3)

4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (c1D+3)

6 4 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

ewww

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

7 Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them. (404 Media)

and people wonder why I avoid social media ...

Of course, nobody would care about pictures of me.

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ)

8 We don't have to worry about artificial intelligence when humans can't even master intelligence of our own.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (c1D+3)

9 Belated BOING!

Back from brisk walk. On to pushups and aerobics!

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:49 AM (IFo2G)

10 Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 04:44 AM (3ZUWJ

People wonder that? I I don't . I think social media is one of the worst inventions of humankind. From what I can figure out from reading various websites ,it seems to be mostly people insulting each other. I can get crabby and cranky, but I'd really rather insult people in person😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:51 AM (ix8EF)

11 I had to get through Megan Markle's daughter ad to get here

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)
-

Could've been worse.

Could've been Yoko.

Or...

Could've been Ella Emhoff.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 04:53 AM (IFo2G)

12 The random act of kindness site :

https://tinyurl.com/3vmmsn7d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:54 AM (ix8EF)

13 Spouse and son and I went out for an ice cream the other night which was a take out place . We wanted to sit down, but there were people sitting at the tables outside and . A nice woman with a husband and an adorable little boy said, " You can sit with us if you like. I declined but that was so nice of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 04:58 AM (ix8EF)

14 AI companies going public will really give the vulture (not a typo) capitalists a new feeding ground and will bring down the stock markets of the world when it all comes crashing down.

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 05:03 AM (c1D+3)

15 Every pnce in awhile Garmin just doesn't want to find a location
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

16 And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:05 AM (rZCVI)

17 Good morning all!

I spent around $200.00 on supplements on Amazon to combat my cancer tonight after talking with a friend that is winning his battle against it by taking them.

In other news I'm looking for a new computer, probably a laptop as I no longer have the urge to build one. Pixy recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY)

18 People wonder that?

Siblings and cousins use it to plan family dinners and such. Works for them, but as an outlier I can't attend anyway.

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (3ZUWJ)

19 Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:06 AM (Q/FnY)

Prayers for Health & Healing, Gmac.

And easy to swallow supplements.
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (3ZUWJ)

20 16 And I got my hair cut. It had been a very long time. I ' ve known the stylist for over 30 years . She is a very nice person and good at her job. I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Funny that, I got mine cut Tuesday after a 5 month delay, I feel better about myself TBH.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY)

21 Crows! For ace.

Damin Toell retweeted
O’Shea Jackson Jr
@OsheaJacksonJr
11h
I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (6wpGE)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Horton at June 02, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

23 Thanks Adriane the Paranoid Critic!

Apricot seeds and a Bullet grinder will make them easier to digest.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:12 AM (Q/FnY)

24 Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Q/FnY

Wow; if I waited for that long, I would probably look like I had the white person version of huge Afro.
I'm glad your haircut made you feel better

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:15 AM (Nx5jP)

25 @17

>>recommendations welcome for a mid range rig for mild gaming are most welcome.

There really are only two laptops worth considering, the Lenovo Legion 5 and MSI Vector HX.

The the vector has more raw horsepower, but it’s going to cost slightly more and it’s really a desktop shaped like a laptop in that it’s a big honking laptop that your not going to be taking anywhere and it’s going to have to be plugged in most of the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:26 AM (XV/Pl)

26 There once was a lump called Candace
Who prefered linen over canvas
With nostrils so wide
And no way to glide
She just plops down on her fat ass



fin

Posted by: clarence at June 02, 2026 05:35 AM (c1D+3)

27 but Larian found Wizards of the Coast so toxic to work with that they want nothing to do with DLC or a sequel.

Because Wizards allowed the freaks with daddy issues to run the D&D property.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:37 AM (99eI0)

28 "Hackers have been stealing high-profile Instagram accounts via the cunning plan of asking Instagram for them."

Not hacker, attacker.

And having just read the article, it's because Meta (Instagram) allowed their chatbot/AI the right to change users' account details (like their email address) so the attacker used that in order to claim they were the account owner and wanted their email address changed.

After the email address change is made, the attacker simply goes to the login page, and clicks on a "Forgot my password" link, and gets emailed the password-reset link, and continues with the process, creating a new password for the account.

This is going to become a security nightmare with service providers for a while, at least the stupid ones - which is a lot of them.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

29 Also, G'morning Horde. *sips coffee*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

30 "Multiple laptop makers are preparing to launch models with Nvidia's new RTX Spark chip and eye-watering price tags."

*snaps wallet shut*

*goes back to playing Fallout New Vegas on his old reliable computer*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

31 moar covfefe

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

32 I wonder whether men feel the same sense of relief at getting their hair cut.

hm. I used to grow my hair long and it was so curly that when it was dry, it was down just past my shoulders and when it was wet, it was past the middle of my back. I like to say that I resembled an unfortunate cross breed of Billy Squier and Brian May.

But one day in Aikido, I was getting taken down and my hair was getting grabbed several times when the opponent grabbed my collar. So I walked into the local Vietnamese barber shop and said "Get rid of it." Relief might be a good word for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:41 AM (99eI0)

33 "I resembled an unfortunate cross breed of Billy Squier and Brian May."

LOL and are you a singer as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:43 AM (rZCVI)

34 LOL and are you a singer as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


A little bit and I played bass.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:45 AM (99eI0)

35 31 moar covfefe
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

I bought some caffeine-free apple cinnamon tea and blecch.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:47 AM (6wpGE)

36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

37 Old time hymn-" Nearer my God to thee."

https://tinyurl.com/27c2khs8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)

38 Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 05:45 AM

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)

39 Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 02, 2026 05:09 AM (3ZUWJ)

Amen, Adriane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:52 AM (rZCVI)

40 Evenin' and mornin', fellow early risers (and the late toiles too). 'Tis Tiu's Day again, innit?

I mentioned this yesterday. I finally got that mythical pension payout from Fidelity Investments, from a job I held '78-'87 and had forgotten about. It was last Nov. when they wrote to me, and there have been various and incompetent delays. Yesterday I at last got the check (which was pleasantly larger than I'd thought) . . . and they had taken taxes out under the impression it was a direct payment to me. This despite my written election for a direct rollover to my IRA. I called and yelled bloody murder, and they say they don't have the account name and number. I *know* I uploaded the correct form. Yet they sent me this without checking with me. And they told me more than once that they had to send me the direct rollover check for *me* to forward. Today? "Oh, no, we can send it to whatever account you select." (!!!!)

They swear they will fix it. I'm writing a stiff but polite letter to the CEO this week. And if you have accounts with Fidelity, I suggest you double-check them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

41 Apparently Spencer Pratt is a person of religious faith And he credits his wife for leading him to be closer to Jesus:

https://tinyurl.com/m6jy4wxp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:56 AM (rZCVI)

42 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Ooh, he reacts to Platner's wife's walk-on-the-lane video.

https://www.youtube.com/
@AsmonTV

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)

43 One thing I like about Asmongold is that Hassan Piker hates him but every time he rants about him, his viewership goes up.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:03 AM (99eI0)

44 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (Hbeqj)

45 42 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Ooh, he reacts to Platner's wife's walk-on-the-lane video.

https://www.youtube.com/
@AsmonTV
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)

His eyebrow-wagging is fun.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (6wpGE)

46 “ For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will find it.”

Matthew 16:25

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (AhCY4)

47 A nasty 77 F. outside this am. We'll have rain today and tomorrow, we're told, a low chance on Thurs., and then higher chances again -- perhaps keeping the daily high temp down a bit -- all through the weekend.

Since it's gotten so hot and humid, I've decided I need to cut my workouts down in length and maybe do more of them in a week. Which means going today. Gah.

The furry thugs are well. They have such good lives; they know where their food is coming from, they're loved and played with and combed, and they don't have to worry about workouts, delayed pension payouts, or house purchases.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

48 From Faith and Freedom report is an article about restaurants going adults only.

https://www.faithfreedomreport.com/
why-more-restaurants-are-going-adults-only/

Having seen children acting up without any restraints, I'm sympathetic to the restaurants having to take this step.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:06 AM (99eI0)

49 43 One thing I like about Asmongold is that Hassan Piker hates him....
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:03 AM (99eI0)

Oh, cool!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:06 AM (6wpGE)

50 From Faith and Freedom report is an article about restaurants going adults only.

https://www.faithfreedomreport.com/
why-more-restaurants-are-going-adults-only/

Having seen children acting up without any restraints, I'm sympathetic to the restaurants having to take this step.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026


***
Parents used to leave the little monsters home with a babysitter if they went out. They understood that children usually cannot behave in a civilized manner until they are older. Now we get those earsplitting shrieks from the toddlers at the next table.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)

51 36 I'm not a fan of the 'reaction' genre, but after being vaguely aware of Asmongold, I finally hit one of his Clips and he's funny. They're cut nice and short (just a few minutes), and his commentary adds.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 06:12 AM (6wpGE)

52 Parents used to leave the little monsters home with a babysitter if they went out.

When friends of mine had their first kid, they went out to a restaurant when he was about 6-8 months old. They paid for the meal ahead of time and told the waiter, they'd leave if he got too disruptive.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 02, 2026 06:12 AM (99eI0)

53 Game industry dorks riding high on a power trip is the worst. Add some ‘tism in there and oof. No thanks.

Posted by: H at June 02, 2026 06:21 AM (w8ire)

54 My wife blames every human ailment on parasites.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 06:25 AM (BM4VZ)

55 "My wife blames every human ailment on parasites."

I am pretty sure that we all need to be de-wormed regularly.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 06:27 AM (qFwJc)

56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

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