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Yay Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K) 2
echo, echo, echo....
Posted by: RandomDave at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (aJQbY) 3
*waddles in*
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F) 4
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (PJdmB) Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (rbvCR) 6
Willowed:
Yes it was very convincing. A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig. Posted by: San Franpsycho I'm watching the MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster with Bela right now. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (l26NL) 7
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (SRRAx) 8
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (dpXJq) 9
Ace saw "the backrooms"? niiice.
Posted by: obsession is still better though at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i) 11
Robert! How is your gout?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V) 12
*looks at Café menu*
Four fried chickens. And a Coke. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i) --- Two slices of dry white toast. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) 13
Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast. Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR) 14
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:50 PM (6D7dZ) 15
I got home from the road last night. Woke up this morning, get up and go to pull my coffee pot out of my pantry only to get surprised by the ENORMOUS FUCKING RAT CRAWLING AROUND MY SHELVES!!!!!!!!!
I slammed the door but it squeezed out from underneath and escaped...BEHIND MY FRIDGE! I've been suspecting a rodent problem for a while, especially when I got home a few weeks ago to find a half eaten package of ramen that next to the fridge. Mickey is gonna die. Oh yes, Mickey will die. Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (dpXJq) 16
I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ) 17
*looks at Café menu*
Four fried chickens. And a Coke. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i) --- Two slices of dry white toast. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg) 18
We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg) --- "Are you the police?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:53 PM (ZOv7s) 19
So here's what I pedict is going to happen in Maine:
The Dem Senators had a meeting with The Nazi and showed him exactly what Kompromat they have on him, and told him that if he plays along, all of this will go away. All he has to do is win the primary, then he will decide that all of the media attention is just too much for his wife, so he is going to drop out of the race to spend more time with his family (and his Kompromat). Then the Dems will sweep in, appoint Janet Mills as the new candidate (hey, they already showed that it would work when they put Kamala in before Joe's campaign was dead and buried - they have precedent), bada-bing, bada-boom, Bob's your uncle, and if it works a second time (which it will), we can expect to see this happening in many more elections in the years to come. Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right? Someone mark it - Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx) 20
Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL) 21
How is your gout?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V) Ma! *Hugs* I don't think it was gout, exactly. It occurred to me it wasn't acting like gout plus I was having these weird fevers and chills. I think it was some kind of gout related infection. Got some antibiotics and that seems to have resolved the issue. Haven't had any problems for a touch over two months now. Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq) 22
13 Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s) Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast. Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR) "That waitress"? Really? That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty. Posted by: a.moron at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (X5Jzz) 23
Hadrian, if you'you're here, have you heard James Quinn's 'Monet's Diary'? Very nice piano solo. I've discovered a Pandora channel named 'Solo Piano Presents Classical Piano Radio'. Very relaxing. Occasionally, they'll play something from Bach's Preludes that I played for Dad's church as a lilltle Bewalski. Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me. Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho) 24
Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE) 25
Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?
Someone mark it - Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx) The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room. Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq) Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (QVmho) 27
That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty.
Posted by: a.moron What do you call a wreath of $100 bills? Areatha Franklins. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL) 28
Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho) Marc Andreesen recommends "retardmaxxing" Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR) 29
Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE) Orthanc. Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (dpXJq) 30
The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room. Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq) __________ The smoke will have a distinctly different aroma. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i) 31
whooooaa... did we just vote for... "Dave"... to be the, like... Democrat nominee...
Bummer, man. Dave's an *cough* asshole. Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:02 PM (gKWVE) 32
Kitty damn sho love corn.
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (LHPAg) 33
Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx) --- Yeah, I saw the timeline for drop-outs and ballot swaps, but the problem is that Mills seems radioactive because she was willing to mortgage the state for trannies. I mean, she may think that Platner will implode and she will step in, but of Platner doesn't oblige (and why should he, his parents pay for everything), she's got no path forward. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s) 34
The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.
P&M served a takedown notice on Reckless Ben's Patreon account. The CEO of Patreon in a 50 second YouTube video told P&M to stuff it and to sue. Ammon McJerkoff and his lawyers are looking like Wylie Coyote after an ACME trap failure I hope. Because they aren't the biggest fish after all. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) 35
Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) 36
20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL) I think it was June 6 1942. Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg) 37
Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?
Someone mark it - Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx) The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room. And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape". https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (Riz8t) 38
Played my first 18 holes of golf for this year. I did ok. Had a bit of help from St. Mulligan. I shot a 92. Another 18 tomorrow and Friday. My sister and I are going to help our aging parental units with stuff on Thursday. I've been visiting them often while I'm up in West PA. They're in their 80s and are a bit wobbly, especially Dad. Weather has been perfect so far. Cool nights, warm days. It's nice.
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (bfy6w) 39
The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) The Who The What now? Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:08 PM (dpXJq) 40
Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) --- Mills already suspended her campaign. Her account reactivated, but she's still damaged goods. How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s) 41
I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap) 42
And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape".
https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 --- I saw it in the theater, and when Hoskins introduced himself, there was a collective "WHOA" from the audience. Great film. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s) 43
Speaking of golf but anyone ever notice that golf is the only game that can break up a marriage?
Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course. It's freakin' weird, man. Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq) 44
How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Yeah, I was commenting on similar themes earlier. Platner's base are online underemployed Maine young men. For them, Susan Collins and Janet Mills are the same woman. Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE) 45
I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap) --- I think you are correct. The Dems are given over to pure hate, and the more extreme the better. Ironically, the bloviating DC crowd brought this on. They actually want pragmatic mercenaries like they are, but they're getting swivel-headed lunatics. The GOP could actually start making anti-Nazi patriotic merch and the Dems would be like: "how DARE you!?" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:13 PM (ZOv7s) 46
We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s) 47
Robert
TL;DR. A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets. Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly. Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking. Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD) 48
We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s) --- The feckless losers are being systematically wiped out by the MAGA faction of the GOP. This is very much a 1972/1984 vibe going on. The Dems are deciding to blow everything up and in the process declaring the most dull, squishy, suburban soccer-mom friendly GOP to be HITLER, but they are the ones who also want to wipe out the Jews and proudly wear the Totenkopf. Oh, and they are also nominating Mohammed Abdul Death-to-American Jihadi. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:18 PM (ZOv7s) 49
Dogs also love the UPS and FedEx drivers. Even after the doggehs have been given a tour of the truck that is hated, chased and barked at.. . . . lil doggehs will take up the harass and chase once again once the key turns
Posted by: Deride Uniparty Thugs at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (HeR4S) 50
Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD) 51
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)
Jesus, all over done Star Wars Legos? I hate George Lucas, Star Wars AND nerds so very much. Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (dpXJq) 52
TL;DR.
A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets. Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly. Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking. Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD) --- You have achieved a nerdom singularity. I congratulate you. Even my most esoteric Spanish Civil War or China posts pale by comparison. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s) 53
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq)
Oh, I'm so glad! Hugs to you, my son! And forgive me if it's too soon o call you son, again. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 09:21 PM (Vvh2V) 54
The Japanese Aleutian attack began on 3 Jun 1942.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (O0L8i) 56
Midway started on June 4th. I just watched "Midway" this evening.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 09:26 PM (qFwJc) 57
Robert
B&M has managed to tank their image over what is about $200k in Lego sets. I have seen estimates of $15 mil to $400 mil as to the value of B&M as a whole. Local B&M franchises are getting hammered. Some of them deserve to get hammered as a Raleigh, NC store tried to steal a rare $1,000 gold chrome C3PO minifig. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD) 59
36 20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL) I think it was June 6 1942. Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg) The carrier battle was on June 4th. Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (5rh/l) 60
Fattening up the cat on corn is cheaper than treats.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (D1E+2) 61
I think someone mentioned Pokemon cards, that is even worse.
In the US we have witnessed a shooting over cards along with a separate break-in that netted about $45,000 in cards. But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD) 62
The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:31 PM (qx7Zg) 63
But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD) ______________ *nervously looks at Beanie Baby collection* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (O0L8i) 64
Talk of Midway reminds me, I should get framed that art print of Dauntlesses, one of the signatures is that of Dick Best who singlehandedly sank Akagi
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD) 66
This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'. Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:34 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (2GVsD) 69
https://a.co/d/0a46tGCm
62 The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942. In case you want more info. A very damned good book. And the latest version includes the photos that used to be reserved. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (NKJQT) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ) 71
IT IS A SHIBA! YAY!
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (Wmg4n) 72
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SCOTUS: The Alabama map stands. Good news for Republicans. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ) Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK) 73
I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ) A brilliant scene. Probably took half a day to shoot with all the camera setups necessary. The actress who played the waitress was terrific. She once said that she based her portrayal on quite a few waitresses at roadside stops when she traveled around the country. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (5xuJ/) 74
66 This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'. Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ) If it's inflatable, the power of AND? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK) 75
First combat of the Midway battle was during the afternoon of June 3rd. Nine B-17s from Midway bombed the Japanese Occupation Force heading for Midway. No hits, though the crews reported their bombs hit four ships.
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l) 76
Everyone in "Obsession" made their choices before the movie started.
Even he man who founded the One Wish Willow company made his wish before the movie started. "I just want to make a living giving my customers what they want" Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (gKWVE) 77
Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course.
It's freakin' weird, man. Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq) DH can go golf any time he wants to. Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (NKJQT) 78
One USAAF B-71E claimed to have hit a ship of the Normandie class.
The B-17 crews got back to Hawaii first where they then told everyone how "they" defeated the Japanese. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD) 79
The USN left our boys on Midway to die of thirst. There was no fresh water! 100 percent guilty AF!
Posted by: Tokyo AOC at June 02, 2026 09:40 PM (rgnea) 80
Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD) You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you? https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg) 81
What has Soup done now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (2GVsD) 82
80 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD) You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you? https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg) The real answer is that Democrats are cowards. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (NKJQT) 83
Healthcare update USA: while anything is better than the UK or Canada, the hesitation for antibiotics is unreal. Twice I could have used them WAY before they finally gave me one in the past two years for sinus stuff.
Today our 9mo old baby girl had a urine test and chest x-ray (no pneumonia) for fever and vomiting since Friday. We still don't know what is wrong with her. I suppose it could be viral. However, her urine test, if it were mine for example, would be a UTI. I guess she may have to suffer for another day for an antibiotic and the 1st culture. Wth? Cloudy, tr RBC, I forget how many WBC, +1 protein is not normal. Granted, a small boy sneezed right in her sweet face on a plane on Wed evening, so there's that. This sweetie has been sick off and on for a month and I am going to have her for a few weeks before their next trip. We all could be dead by then. Meanwhile there are two Mexicans cutting a large dead aspen across the street and don't seem to know what they are doing. Not complaining, it's just how the last six weeks have gone. We should have better weeks/months ahead and send the bad karma elsewhere. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (WONhk) 84
Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD) *tiptoes away* Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE) 85
DH can go golf any time he wants to.
Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM J golfs only occasionally, but he does go out on his boat a lot. And I say via con dios, see you when you get back. Because if ever there were an occasion where I needed him to do something for or with me instead of the boat, he knows darn well it’s a big thing and a rare ask on my part. Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Wmg4n) 86
Ace will be happy to know Scott Pelley is fired from cbs.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (3uBP9) 87
Currently reading A Ship to Remember: Saga of the USS Hornet, Alexander Griffin. Hardcover published in 1943.
Hornet has recovered her air group after the first attempt to hit the Japanese. VT-8 is gone. VB-8 only had seven of twenty return. VS-8 had thirteen of fifteen. VF-8 only had four of the ten sent out. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (2GVsD) 88
Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ================ (sanctimonious smile) We have priorities, Jim. Posted by: Skinny Grifter in a Suit at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (n7rxJ) 89
84 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD) *tiptoes away* Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE) Epstein didn't hang himself. Willie didn't blow himself. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (l3cgK) 90
Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM ____________ Her Majesty was gone for nearly a month. On Sunday, she's leaving for three days for an AKC Delegate meeting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:47 PM (O0L8i) 91
81 What has Soup done now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42 Nothing, besides normal Shiba shenanigans. I was excited to see the Shiba in the content. Though he did help change the sheets on the bed with the cats. Took 3 times as long. Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:48 PM (Wmg4n) 92
Piper, IE you had fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (2GVsD) 93
Scott Pelley is fired from cbs. Posted by: banana Dream ============== NOW, broadcasting live from my sofa! Posted by: Scott Pelley Unbowed at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (n7rxJ) 94
I have never played golf. Well, put-put aside.
I would love to go to Top Golf and drive some balls downrange. I believe that would be very therapeutic. Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ) 95
92 - I have very cool animals.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:52 PM (Wmg4n) 96
Scott Pelley fired at CBS News after blowups with Bari Weiss, new '60 Minutes' producer
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 09:56 PM (O7XEN) 97
Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM --- My thing is camping. Bride is not a fan. But she is absolutely fine with me heading for the hills. When our sons were kids we would camp, and she was absolutely fine with that. Gave her command of the TV, and quiet time. After almost 38 years, I think we're cool. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ) 98
Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V) 99
98 Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V) No, Daniel-son! I said, wax off...not Whacks off... Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 02, 2026 10:02 PM (l3cgK) 100
SCOTUS Alabama vote was 6-3. The usuals. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:03 PM (n7rxJ) 101
Pelley now plays the victim for the suckers. Film at eleven.
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/) 102
Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so:
This just happened. UK makes a call to YouTube who shuts down all the live streams on the current protesting. This pressure comes from their year old Internet policy that allows the UK to acquire penalties (% of total revenue) from the platform for content they decipher as damaging. Censorship...it's why things continue as they do in the UK. The UK residents are not allowed to know what's really going on in its entirety. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:07 PM (dIske) 103
Noodles
Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (rgnea) 104
Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian ....... Yes but the balls go into the parking lot. Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (oq9dX) 105
Evening, Cafe peoples,
'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things. Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (wzUl9) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0212 seconds. |
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