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Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)

God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

Yes, Jimmy, you will go the way that Colbert went, because you both are anti-talents losing the shareholders tens of millions per year.

The left is crowing that the replacement for Colbert's show is only drawing 878,000 viewers.

A bit better than it did when it was on at like 1:30 in the morning.

But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.


CBS lost $40 million per year to produce The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which attracted around 2.1 million viewers.

CBS is profiting $15 million per year to air Comics Unleashed, which attracted 878,000 in its debut.

Because Allen is paying CBS that $15 million.

Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?

Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated...

After buying Colbert's former timeslot from CBS, Byron Allen will keep the proceeds from whatever advertising he sells. This means that whatever money he takes in above the $15 million license fee and the costs involved to produce Comics Unleashed (which must be a pittance) is pure profit.

"We're proud to partner with Byron Allen on a new business and programming model for late night that... was cost-prohibitive to continue," a statement from CBS read. "With this 'time buy' model, we have shifted an hour that was losing roughly $40 million annually to $15 million in profit -- a $55 million swing."

So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.


Jimmy Kimmel has some thoughts on the purported death of late-night television.

The "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" host opened up in a new interview with Vulture about the future of the genre following the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" on CBS and his own run-ins with Trump, including his suspension following comments made about the death of Charlie Kirk.

"I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."

Diabetes?


CBS canceled "The Late Show" in July 2025 -- a year before Colbert's three-year deal was set to end -- citing "purely financial reasons" despite much speculation that Colbert's anti-Trump views had something to do with it, especially with the Paramount-Skydance merger in the background. Though it was reported that Colbert's show was losing $40 million a year, Kimmel told Vulture he finds that hard to believe, pointing to a 2023 New York Times article that claims Colbert was offered a five-year contract but decided to go with three.

"Am I to believe that over the course of those two years, they suddenly started losing $40 million a year?" he said. "These are just made-up numbers."

Like a liberal, he makes up his own "facts" to justify and validate himself.

Kimmel said that ABC has told him "quite specifically" that his show is still profitable.

"There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kimmel asserted, adding: "We're not just dying of natural causes. We're being poisoned."

Are you actually insane?!?

Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

...

Asked if he has thought about retirement, Kimmel said he's still unsure when his time will come. "It's important to me to be responsible," he said. "I know I could go out in a blaze of glory and get a lot of applause for it, but it would be a very selfish thing to do."

LOL. He does this every night. Except it's not glorious. It's just self-pleasing and selfish.

That is, if he isn't ousted first. Trump has repeatedly called for Kimmel to be fired, most recently when he made a joke about Melania Trump having a "glow like an expectant widow." In that case and that of Kirk, Kimmel said he "had the truth on my side as a defense. What if I actually do do something wrong? I mean, that's inevitable."

Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."

Uh-huh.

Meanwhile, ABC is suing the FCC to claim that The View really is a "bona fide news program" and therefore not required to follow "equal time" rules.

Bona fide news content. Shyah.


On May 7, 2026, ABC submitted a filing to the Federal Communications Commission arguing the FCC infringed on the network's First Amendment rights.

ABC submitted the filing after the FCC asked an ABC-owned broadcast station in March to file a formal request for the FCC to determine whether ABC's "The View" is exempt from the FCC's equal opportunities rule, even though the talk show has held an exemption from the rule since 2002.

The equal opportunities rule says that if a legally qualified candidate for office appears on a broadcast station, that station is required to give equal time to all other candidates who request it.

"The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption.

In its May 7 filing, ABC makes the case that "The View" continues to meet the requirements for the exemption and raises First Amendment concerns about the FCC's request that the station ask the agency to reaffirm its exemption, as well as about the FCC's general application of the rule.

The FCC has not publicly released the March document but has made statements defending the decision and its interpretation of the equal opportunities rule.

The request came months after FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said he didn't believe "The View," and similar daytime and late-night talk shows, should qualify, citing concerns about partisan bias on the shows.

Meanwhile: they'll let anyone into the Graveyard of Irreplaceable Men these days!

Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Kimmel talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

4 Has he tried telling jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

5 Quit whining like a little bitch and actually try to entertain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

6 He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

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This metric never counts for right-leaning entertainment or networks, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

7 4 Has he tried telling jokes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

Break out the Karl Malone blackface!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

8 Dhimmi Kibble

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (eEgwP)

9 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

10 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."


You suck. You lose the company you work for millions as you continue to take millions from them in salary.

You SHOULD be fired for cause.

It amazes me how the left thinks finance works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

12 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


Hello, Ace. How's the crow whispering going?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

13
Break out the Karl Malone blackface!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)


Girls on trampolines FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.
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Very hinged, my dear. Extraordinarily so. The most hinges. The best.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (eEgwP)

15 So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

In related news, the Menendez twins are still pleading for mercy because they're orphans.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

16 Willowed:

It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty much.

Was he a repo-baby or some such thing?

He was so bland that I saw him in several movies but don't really remember him in any except PA and The Bedroom Window but that's more because I thought Elizabeth McGovern was cute at the time.

Not sure if the rumor is true or not that-

Steve Gutenberg's Stand-in and Stunt Double was a Slice of Wonder Bread

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (iJfKG)

17 I deeply, sorely wish that these shitwits were even half as afraid in reality as they sham that they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

18 I used to watch Evening at the Improve on A&E a lot.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (/CIVU)

19 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

You mean to say my narcissist BPD mom did me a favor?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (eEgwP)

20 The Pelley thing is the same as people thinking that Trump is going after them personally and calling him out saying because he has not insulted them like Rosie O'Donnell, well it just shows how afraid of them and their truth telling he is!

It is like Kripke with the Boys finale. When Musk called him out that he had ruined his show, he retweeted saying it was the highest compliment he could imagine. Elon made his life right there.

These people are self obsessed me monkeys who see their entire value in this shit. ME ME ME ME ME. They have no sense of the audience because that is not who they are there to serve- it is ALL about them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

21 Jim Kibble can suck a wet greasy turd out of my asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (xvV+O)

22 Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."


You can't help but be a lying sack of shit, can you.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

23 He then praises himself for pressing on in the face of such immense difficulty.

The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold.

It's true. These people are convinced the rest of the country sees them as the love child of Edward R. Murrow and Victor Hugo. In fact, they are seen, even by their ideological compatriots, as a flaming boner clown show.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

25 Isn't this like The John Tesch model? He does the show for free, and the local stations get 3 minutes of local ads for revenue and Tesch gets to sell 5 minutes of national advertising?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

26 His YouTube appeal is less selective than his TV appeal.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (eEgwP)

27 Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)
—Disinformation Expert Ace

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Is it that ABC noticed how CBS started making $15 Million per year in Colbert's timeslot and they're going to dump a loser as well?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (Fi81e)

28 When Kimmel was the sideboy on Win Ben Stein's Money he had one of the most punchable faces ever seen. Nothing has changed, and he has added the entitled attitude, as well.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

29 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

30 the FCC should remove the 'bona fide news show' exemption from the equal time rules. The news shows are horribly partisan. But before I quit watching TV the GOPe simps threw tons of money at the news programs buying campaign ads. Possibly its good to counter the free advertising the news does for the Ds; but it felt like the GOPe was paying the news to shill for the Ds.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (PV+Zw)

31 Scott Pelley was the Commencement Speaker at Wake Forest last year.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (0256r)

32 Kimmel (of the president) "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."


Trump: I don't think about you at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

33 24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)

34 I still remember this guy chuckling about how many questions he couldn't answer on Ben Stein's Money.

I would say that to his face, too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

36 I feel sorry for him.
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I'm pretty sure the billionaire president with the hot model wife and sterling children will get over it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (eEgwP)

37 hey there ace!

btw if 60 minutes didn't follow the NFL would it have any ratings at all?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

38 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kibble said.
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That is an out and out lie.

City sewer systems were sized to the maximum daily flow which happened when at the first Johnny Carson Tonight Show commercial break.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (xvV+O)

39 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

What about mixed race, do they get a look-in, or do they get cut in half?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

40 That bitch!

Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins's latest financial report just came out.
A staggering one-third of her money raised this quarter came directly from AIPAC.
Senator Collins is bought and paid for by Benjamin Netanyahu, and she votes accordingly.

-
Not that he's a Nazi or anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

41 35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

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He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

42 Jummy Camel who?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

43 Learn to pod cast, idiots.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (jehhT)

44 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

Lil Pooky is a very affectionate child and is currently threatening the keyboard with his Pooh Bear stuffie, so I'd be careful if I were you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

45 Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

There is no way he's getting that many people watching him. Nobody watches legacy network TV anymore.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Oy/m2)

46 Leave Jimmy alone!

Posted by: Pawl at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

47 He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

Call it "Marvin"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Ot/FD)

48 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
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When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

49 That's actually a shockingly high number of viewers considering how lame the show is. Maybe he has some good guests. His monologues that I've seen are always boring.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (wGerL)

50 Jimmy's show is profitable among a very specific demographic.

A demographic of one:
Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

51 Hey cheer up Jimmy.

I'm sure someone will come along and give you a Lord of the Rings movie to write a sh*tty script for.

You can make it about hobbits that are like middle earth kids living on an island and ugly fat rich orc r*tards pay to visit them and traumatize them forever. Write what you know Jimmy, you bucket of hobo j*zz.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

52 I very eagerly look forward to the time when all these late-night shows and their annoying, insufferable, unfunny hosts go the way of the dodo.

My life would be better off if I never heard the name "Jimmy Kimmel" or "Steven Colbert" ever again.

They are about as useful to society as the dead junkie rentboy who just choked on his own feces and vomit in a fetid alley in the Tenderloin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

53 Carson was getting about 10% of the American public.

Kimmel is getting about .05% of the American public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (JQYF1)

54 all Jimmy's spoutings are COPE

lol so sad lil jimmy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

55 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

56 Proudly TV-free since 2001.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)

57 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

-
The Ric Ocasek / Paulina Porizkova marriage was a Martian / human interracial marriage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

58 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)



Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

I believe you will be fine. Stay strong. Laugh often. Power of positive thought.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM



10 Print "Hello World!"
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

60 You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)

I have the 2 hour scan scheduled along with a consult with a treatment doc and another followup with urologist over the next month. Busy times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

61 I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.


I could see this being a bit like early TV again?

Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

it sounds like a good idea

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (j+aD2)

62 These late night talk show hosts sure are arrogant pissants who think the sun rises and sets on them. They're all garbage. They've been pure garbage for a long time. Comparing and contrasting all of these d-bags with Carson in his day is really eye-opening. Especially for those of us who remember Johnny's funny show and how so many people watched and talked about it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

63 Kibble's pine-cone has gone turtle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

65 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

66 Bona fide news content. Shyah.
---
I guess Jill Biden should have been Surgeon General then.

News yackers said so.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (Fi81e)

67 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

I learn so much Science! at this blog.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

68 Two themes are consistent:
Enemies are bought and paid for.
Activists, paid or not, talk like fags ant their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (YlWIZ)

69 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were

Yeah, he and his unfunny cohorts are bigger than Carson. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (aD4fx)

70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

=====

She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

72
10 Print "Hello World!"
15 Vibrate
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

vibe coding

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (vFG9F)

73 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

I don't want to get close enough to dump salt on her to test that theory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

74 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.


You might find this interesting:

Doctors Celebrate Breakthrough Cancer Treatment with Standing Ovation

While the main point concerns pancreatic cancer, this approach apparently also shows real promise for prostate, lung, and other cancers.

https://tinyurl.com/hymvprpn

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

75 Check out this incense swinging setup. It looks like fun.

http://tiny.cc/alg4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

76 70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

====

I remember when Conan was denied a job and went to another network to make his own job in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (JQYF1)

77 Kimmel was most interesting on Ben Stein's shadow.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (YlWIZ)

78 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
_________

I thought this model was the standard model by now. It's how other markets work. I think Allen will make it work because (i) the guy is very smart and (ii) he's got major IP behind him and can produce a show that people will watch, at a fraction of the cost of these late-night shitfests.

The cost of these late-night shows was insane. Another example of money-laundering, IMO. Allen won't spend anywhere near that much.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

79 And congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

80 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

81 They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

Assuming no further bad news comes from the mega scan, I'm likely going with radiation treatment which involves being anally molested again followed by daily (weekdays only cuz cancer doesn't grow on weekends/holidays) zaps for about a month and then, theoretically, done.

Doc today called the diagnosis good news - at least as much as being told you have cancer can be good news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

82 If The View is a bona fide news program, than my Johnson is a boner fide 9" long.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (oqH4h)

83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

84 If you have to claim, explicitly, while under threat of getting shitcanned, that you're akshully famous and people love you, then you aren't famous, and people don't love you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (Ot/FD)

85 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

The Dems are going ballistic.... Must be the right choice then...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (3D9D/)

86 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.


I kind of like this.

Talk about an outsider! but ... being in RE he knows subterfuge. that sector is wild.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

87 71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

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She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

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When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker and there's truly no hope for you, you say colossally stupid idiocy like this. It's mind-boggling. It truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

89 I'm sure Henry Bushkin won't write a book about either of those two clowns like he did with JC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

90 They bought Conan out because Leno had a rash and perceived value. Conan is repetetive and silly, but he made a Trump like deal so go Conan.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (YlWIZ)

91 Pulte and Toll Bros are the big developers out here. Pulte makes great homes.

toll brothers not so much

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

92 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)

93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

94 I don't know about anybody else, but I prefer my moral superiors to have chuckled frequently in the past about how much history or culture or science they haven't a clue on.

That's why Jimmy Kimmel is my moral superior of choice.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi81e)

95 93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

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Classic of American cinema.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (JQYF1)

96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

White libs always imagine they are fighting the Nazis inside Germany by bravely standing up to the firehoses and sitting at the back of the bus. Or something like that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (GUOwU)

97 ...She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 ...When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker ...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

These two statements were far too close together to keep the fabric of the universe intact. I demand to see a manager.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Ot/FD)

98 96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

Fears that when they make up lies they will be sued.... And lose...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (3D9D/)

99 > which involves being anally molested again

Sympathy for your anus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

100 How many airport watering holes put kimmel on the tube for the background noise? I doubt that people are actually watching this shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (D1E+2)

101
She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]


Well, it IS hard to abort babies if you don't get laid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
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Dog bites man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

103 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."
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You will always have a future selling tickets to your suicide.

Try it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

104 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)


The answer here is 'none.'

None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

106 >>Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

107 "She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"

And look what happened to him!

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (vFG9F)

108 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?

Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated..."

How many fingers do you think I have? who was in the Barrel last? was the jar of fingers down there? I don't want to down there for nothing if it's not down there.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (w/O5Q)

109 Afternoon Ace
Whoopi seems to be stable these days. The blonde next to her was better looking than Joy Behar, not a high bar.
Kimmel on the same network. The holiday party at ABC must be like Fellini meets John Waters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (gQKJe)

110 I liked Carson and Letterman. Funny, good interviews and good music. Now it’s just the same tired ass Trump bashing over and over. He won 3 times. Get over it.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (XP8Sl)

111 > Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

Remember when Whoopie had no idea what kind of DOCTOR Jill was, and simply assumed she was a "Damn good" medical doctor? Then she decided to assert that, without evidence, on the show?

Bona fide news program!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

112 Kimmel is looking out for his clapping seals, so he'll hang on for as long as possible.

They could never survive in the wild, having become completely dependent on his pathetic rantings as a source of sustenance and security.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (5yDGQ)

113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

114 102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
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Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that

Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)

115 113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

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Jack Quaid is better on Best of the Worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (JQYF1)

116 None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.
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Trump is Emmanual Goldstein in these people's made up reality.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (+i92M)

117 In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.


being in advertising I really like this. it would promote more creativity and better branding cohesiveness. agencies that didnt' support the actual client would fail and fail badly, and feel immediate pain from it.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (j+aD2)

118 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?"

Plus, profit share if Allen reaches a certain profit level.

So, it's +15 as a floor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (Fi81e)

119 Did Trump break up Whoopi and Ted Danson?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (gQKJe)

120 I'm not watching as hard as I can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (zBYfp)

121 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)
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Seems gay as fuck too. Never say it. My brother was kinda a fan. I was like "what's it about?" Then he told me, including some scenes, and I was like "this is homo shit."

Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

122
I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.

What would this amazing "blaze of glory" be? That Trump is a super DUPER poopyhead? That he really REALLY wishes Trump would be you know whatted? Guess what? We know, jackbag. You're as transparent as a cum receptacle and less useful.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (eEgwP)

123 If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

124 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.


There's no way he's profitable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

125 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
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Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that
Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)
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No, I'm saying the headline is Ted Danson had sex with her.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Fi81e)

126 I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.


oh I thought he meant it literally

I wouldn't want to be in that audience!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

127 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

128 Ahem.
Her name is Karen Johnson.

Posted by: Lest we forget at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (zBYfp)

129 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)

130 Proudly TV-free since 2001.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Since 1977.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (u82oZ)

131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

I think that was due to a bar bet loss.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (TsnvK)

132 > Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

A woman once told me I look like Vince Vaughn. She seemed to like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)

133 If you tell a kid like Kimmel they are awesome and perfect all the time, he'll become a smug, self-satisfied little crybaby bitch like Kimmel.

It's a problem in general, but it's 10x worse for boys... most people like Kimmel end up extremely disadvantaged, not rich and powerful like him. Society expects boys to grow into men, not perfumed princes who irritate the living shit out of men.

There's a whole lot of space between being emotionally unavailable to your kid, and kissing his little ass from dawn til dusk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

135 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.


There's no way he's profitable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Money-laundering or at least a Retarded Useless Leftwing Twat Full Employment Act.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

136 Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

Did he fly Lolita Air?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)

137 "If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?
Posted by: wth"


I'd hate to see a good hardwood tree damaged.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (GUOwU)

138 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)
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Wow. Channeled.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (Fi81e)

139 131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)



Ewwwww on both accounts

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (3D9D/)

140 134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

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Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)

141 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?

Posted by: far cry at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (wBRco)

142 Kimmel is a fat loser.

No one watches late night. I haven't ever or since Carson and/or that other guy after him that looks like a fat Santa now. Only because I had a baby in arms having a bottle.

If Craig Ferguson was given the slot for Late Night it would have been a success as he was funny like Carson.

Good day to Ace and Morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (WONhk)

143
Off-topic:

This could be okay.

It's by the same guy who made "Who's Next?" and the Godzilla/Kong movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24CYVpQ-LI&t=143s


Looks a bit boss girly though so will probably wait for reviews.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

144
ah...yeah. It's titled, "Onslaught".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (iJfKG)

145 The only reason Jimmy didn't get kicked out of his gig is because the Screen Actors Guild told Disney to not fire him or they would make Disney's life hell in other areas the Guild works with Disney.

With the advent of AI, the Guild may lose its sword over Disney and Disney will tell them to take a long walk off of a short pier.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (w3u3d)

146 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel

Narrator: They do NOT, in fact, like him. If they did, he wouldn't have been cancelled.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

147 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.

Posted by: the crows at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

148 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)

149 I'm not sure that a late night show with the same leftist talking points, same lame jokes about Trump and/or his supporters, "edgy" discussions about violence, veiled threats, etc. on literally every late night gig on the networks is going to last.

It's the same shit, repackaged, and squeezed out some leftist's mouth night after night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (jehhT)

150 Jimmy Kimmel talks like he gets bona fide on a regular basis.

And his shit is also all retarded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (Ot/FD)

151 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?
Posted by: far cry
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Nevermore

Posted by: The Raven at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

153 I think we need an unbiased test of Jimmy Kimmel.

We need to have him do his monologues to a field of corn. In another field, close by, play re-runs of Johnny Carson monologues. Both monologues have the audience laughter/laugh tracks stripped. Set up a third field with no sound, and a fourth with Rush (for Doof). See which field has the best results. You know - testing the theory that talking to plants helps them grow.

I suspect the best results would be from playing Johnny, Rush, silence, then Jimmy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (qx7Zg)

154 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)

155 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

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"Blacks are the only minority. All others are white."
-black supremacist fighting for her spot atop the intersectionality stack

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (JQYF1)

156 I have never watched either show and only small bits on YouTube when other content providers had clips in them.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (Q/FnY)

157 Byron Allen was on Carolla yesterday. Henis a fascinating guy with a rags-to-riches life story.

He employs 2,000 people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)

158 WTH? That better not be AI.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)
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No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (gnNyN)

159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

160 Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)
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Just a grease spot on thr L & N.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (amcLV)

161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"


So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

162 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "


Well, she's still hanging out with dinosaurs.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

163 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame. It's the male side of the same coin as 40 year old women who dress in Disney bullshit. Watching grown people lining up to shell out for this crap is like seeing grown cattle in giant veal crates with neck tethers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (BI5O2)

164 "Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they're together."

Black women always hated interracial couples. Why? For purely selfish reasons of course: Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women.

It's only recently that black women have decided to play the same game and try to snatch up desirable white men.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

165 The Boys falls into a category that is everywhere these days: stupid shit being done by people I hate, to other people I hate.

If I want that I’ll just watch the news.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (QDJ2U)

166 "The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold."
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Applies to all of them, not just Scott Pelley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

167 159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

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Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

What's past is past.

It's not fair to punish him.

Also, we have to destroy MAGAts for what they allowed to happen but didn't do themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (JQYF1)

168 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)
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Well, he might break up Thomas' marriage, since Thomas is useful, but not hand-picked as part of the Trump camp.

You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)

169 Pelley is saying the left fears spouting their cockamamie opinions 24 7? FEARS?! like getting shot in the head or neck afraid. What a dick.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

170 There’s a little know constitutional amendment that guarantees lifetime employment for anyone with a left wing political show on TV. I think it’s the 29th.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (Tpp9k)

171 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert

Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)

172 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

173 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame.

I just finished Spider Noir on Prime. While I generally detest superhero stuff, this one was different enough that it was kind of entertaining. I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

174 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

I do not care what man a woman wants to pair up with, or what woman a man wants to pair up with.

This is not the same issue as gay "marriage".

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

175 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

--

I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)

176 ABC and Kimmel's real ratings problem is Gutfeld on Fox.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (w3u3d)

177 >>Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

>What's past is past.

>It's not fair to punish him.


I mean...it's not like he stole 200k worth of LEGOs.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (P0D9r)

178 You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)
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Man, sometimes I change wording midsentence and it's just awkward. This just booted the ball.

"...carry the torch against miscegenation, given his suspected hatred."

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

179 Theodore Rex - I’ve forgotten how bad some movies can get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (QDJ2U)

180 161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"


So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?
Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

End like Colbert? Like a wet fart drowned out by the thunder of an audience full of clapping seals?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (WB4F/)

181 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

182 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

DARVO

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (eEgwP)

183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

184 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert
Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)


Warranted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

185 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.
Posted by: the crows
.......

Do you promise not to poop in it?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

186 Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.


—

And then adjust this for population. 12 Million in the late 80s and early 90s would equate to about 17 million today.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Tpp9k)

187 I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)
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And it depends on how into claiming Egypt she is. Because, Egypt had eternal slaves.

Christian slave masters can't even equal that. American "Christian" masters did not kill their slaves to serve them in Heaven. Any compromise they made was on this side of the grave, not the other.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

188 OT, Bernie - how exactly would this little plan work?

James Wang

@draecomino
·
8h
Why is there always such passion for redistributing things created but zero passion for creating things in the first place??


Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

189 I suppose that Kimmel can now use the Byron Allen model, buy the time himself and take the entrepreneurial risk that no one will watch it?

Oh, no - he's a Class A Citizen (Leftist) and therefore if his cocksuckery is not subsidized by everyone else on the PUBLIC AIRWAVES he's being censored.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (ssz2a)

190 i think Kimmel is mad he didn't get to tongue kiss Peedro Pascal like Colbert did. Sorry Jimmy; Peedro would rather f*ck that stupid green puppet than your ugly fat mug.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (6+ehB)

191 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

What if I told you that the left is obsessed with the destruction of whites?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

192 I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
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IIRC, it's a comic run first.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

193 God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

We will. It is our duty as avatars of Modern Masculinity.

Never forget, we're here for you!

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Talarico at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (0sNs1)

194 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)


Here let us explain.

Posted by: Underpants gnomes at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (WB4F/)

195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

196 Yeah, I forgot about that Whoopi thing. How stupid and parochial. She thinks because American bigotry's most prominent feature was based on skin color and she has black skin, that's how it works.

Wrong, bitch. Crack a book. From Pompey Strabo razing Picenum to the Hutus and the Tutsis, bigotry has almost always arisen between people who look *just like each other,* including the most violent spasms of bloody-minded bigotry.

The reason for that is immediately obvious if you give it even two seconds of thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

197 It's a very scary time to be a leftist. You have to keep all your opinions to yourself, pretend to support the president, etc.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (eEgwP)

198 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)


Colbert had a contract that ran through May 2026. CBS didn't renew his contract or offered him one so embarrassing he couldn't take it. Besides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (w3u3d)

199 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

200 I care so little about late night (or any time slot) TV I have no idea who Byron Alllen is, nor did I know he replaced Colbert until just now.

And no I’m not some recluse or anything. It’s just over the air TV hasn’t been a part of my life for over a decade. It’s all garbage, full of ads and generally retarded. It’s a relic of a bygone era.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Tpp9k)

201 195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

=====

Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)

202 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
--------
What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

203 Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders ·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, and Congress isn't a grift factory.

Supposedly we already control Congress.

So, how's that working for us?

This is Bernie's shot at his next house.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)

204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

205 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

Or when you paid it a week earlier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

206 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

207 and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (eEgwP)

208 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

—

Are you saying the real world isn’t all mixed race families like in the movies and commercials?

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Tpp9k)

209
204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

=====

AI is a massive bubble, the real costs being hidden from consumers (look up what just happened to GitHub over the last 2 days), so the effect of this policy would be so socialize the losses coming, protecting the current elite from the losses they're destined to face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

210 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Good taste can be a burden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

211 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)
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I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

212 He has a Disney contract through 2027.

I think his neverending drama is hoping to get the supporters of his legendary house band, The Roots, to keep the show afloat.

I couldn't care less if he and his became sharecroppers in the future. The Roots would continue to be spectacular without him.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (NFX2v)

213 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)


He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

214 211 ---
I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

=====

And the ones who are going to take all the guns from the people who own them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

215 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
=====

Don't sweat the details, bro.

They just write it off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

216 esides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM

They should be. The spice must flow!

Posted by: Navigator's Guild at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (0sNs1)

217 I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

You mean de-ionize?

...

wait....

huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Ot/FD)

218 Byron Allen might not be a great host, comedian or actor. But, the guy has intelligence. He was flailing in his public career, so he started his own media company and became a billionaire.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)

219 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.


I'd like to see Trump and co suggest housing violent felons in open institutions they can leave located in the toniest neighborhoods in CA, MA, IL, and NY

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

220 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
------------
I think he's gone full retard.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kX27y)

221 What will become of clapping seals? They are losing their natural habitat at an alarming rate.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (5yDGQ)

222 Oh cool govt owning the means of production. I can’t see a possible thing going wrong. Bernie is super smart.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Tpp9k)

223 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
--------
What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)



Old man yells at clouds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

224 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Bernie and his friends get to take 50% of the stock in America's wealthiest companies.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

225
Saw "Backrooms.

It's pretty good.

You can't say much about it, cuz not much happens so it would all be spoilers.

Basically, a guy sick of his life falls through a wall in the basement of his furniture store and lands in another that's essentially one big office building with weird accoutrements.

The movie just wants to creep you out and manages a slow burn build-up.

There's no real explanation though you kinda get the what? of what's happening and kinda get the why? of what's happening, but you need to pay attention to the dialogue as well as the visuals.

By the third act I started looking at my watch, so it just barely held my attention toward the end.

I liked it. Didn't love it.

Some people think the ending scene was a dud. But, I didn't. It sorta explained things and shifted my opinion to the positive side.

So...if you can only see one horror movie this Summer, go see "Obsession".

If you can see two, this one's alright but if you wait till it streams at home I don't think you'll lose anything, and-

BONUS! You can stop it and go make a BLT if you get bored.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (iJfKG)

226 Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

227 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
---
Supposedly, because of "Capitalism" and private property, we don't even have a say in our own government if people can buy significantly more air time and candidates' favor.

How's a 50% share by a political body going to do anything against that?

You don't have all of us fooled, you sham.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

228 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM

There'll be no OLIGLOCKY in Maryland now, thanks to me!

Posted by: Wes Moore (D-MD) at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

229 He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Some are defiled by what goes into their mouth. Some are defiled by what goes out of their mouth.

Some are both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (Ot/FD)

230 "The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption."

"Bona fide news" exemption, my arse. It should have an exemption because it's clearly not news, it's propaganda, says so right in the title, it's THE view, there is only one view (and color-coded variations thereon). Everyone knows it, even the clapping monkeys and hopeless retards watching at home. They know, somewhere in their lizard brains, they know that it's all bullshit.

Posted by: AMartel at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (otvi3)

231 Did you note how the Left went from there something wrong with your character if you DON'T like the President (Obama) to there's something wrong with your character if you DO like the President (Trump).

Neat trick. And note their own character is never in question.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (eEgwP)

232 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
------
"Ted Kaczynski a merit scholarship finalist from at his high school. Kaczynski attended Evergreen Park Community High School, where he excelled academically. He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubs"

So, just a nice guy, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

233 The Roots are overrated.

Surefire Soul Ensemble, Budos Band, Ghost Funk Orchestra, Jungle Fire, Orgone, Ikebe Shakedown, Black Market Brass...

ALL are better than The Roots.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (P0D9r)

234 I would watch Craig Ferguson. And I don't watch late night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (n5tGW)

235 If only there was a way the government could subsidize his show.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (IifOV)

236 "Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women."

Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)

237 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well, John Dillinger took public ownership of bank money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

238 Yeah, I saw Allen on the Carolla show. He doesn't need the money, lol.

I liked his story about keeping his late night show on the air in local markets for decades, purely to spite the ABC executives who pissed in his punchbowl as a young man. How the worm has turned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

239 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......

Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

240 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)

241 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
______

The fact that Bernie specifically called out "AI companies" for this wet-fart idea is indicative of how dumb and low-information his audience is.

If you're gonna give taxpayers a piece of any industry, then AI would not be it. The "AI companies" are insanely overvalued and mostly vaporware hype. It's just that Bernie's audience is stupid and only knows buzzwords from the media.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

242 To the point, re Bernie:

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
·
5h
Commie bastard crackpot

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (kX27y)

243 >>Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.


Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.

He's a real piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

244 Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)
---
Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

245 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

It plays better politically than saying that you'll ensure that every AI company leaves the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

246 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

It means the government is short on trillions to loot

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (eEgwP)

247 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge
------

I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

248 "... he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975..."


Dyn-O-Mite!

Posted by: Good Times at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (AKXRu)

249 You know that bubble-ish industry that's barely getting off the ground and having a hard time proving any kind of real profitability?

We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Ot/FD)

250 He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubsPosted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM

Never trust someone who wasn't in the A/V Club.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

251 Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)


Make 7!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

252 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)
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You're probably more likely to hear an actual joke on that show than the Colbert show.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

253
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (AKXRu)

254
I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)


I WAS referring to Crackpot Bernie, but if you choose to try that shoe on......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

255 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ...
......

lol
Fuckin' Bernie.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

256 We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM

Negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: The Tower at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

257 He's a real piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

Sure, of course. You don't get to his level in the legacy media unless you're an obligate asshole and Marxist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

258 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

He looks like lightning rubbed a party balloon against its ass and slapped the old dickhead silly with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)

259 My opinion is the Left are boner excited about the surveillance state possibilities that come with AI and are trying to stake out the "popular" anti-AI side before Republicans (who are also excited about the surveillance, but it's less a boner and more cuck in the closet excited) do.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (eEgwP)

260 >>>Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

Cry more, bitch tits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

261 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (PSEDc)

262 50% means they can tell the "oligarchs" (who built the company) how they can participate with government on spreading ticks and the beef allergy to save the planet.

AI: "Hey roll around shirtless in tall grass! You ever thought of that!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)

263 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Good.

Go for it.

Nationalize MonsterTech.

See if I give a shit about a gigantic, parasitic institutions biting chunks out of each other. None of them have anything but contempt for me, so I just root for injuries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (BI5O2)

265 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM

I can help. Call me.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)

266 Oligarchy, rhymes with hockey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

267 Coming to America?

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

268 YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)

269 WTH was wrong with Ted Danson? Oy!

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (BW+Gb)

270
Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.

Victor Mature was blackballed from joining a country club on the grounds he was an actor. He exclaimed, "I'm not an actor and I have 65 films to prove it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (O0L8i)

271 188. This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster

Language. It IS control. It DOES limit competition. It WILL BE an AI oligarchy

Fall in line politically or your family is out of the Working Families/civil societies giveaways & decent educational opportunities.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

272 The bears in Japan are REALLY out of control!

https://tinyurl.com/3pzhrpxh

Check the video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

273 Screw them all!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (5dcd1)

274 Bernie is an old school, senile commie. What's AOC's excuse?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (D1E+2)

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