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An Illegal Alien Previously Deported Three Times was Blocked from a New Deportation by California's Sanctuary Law.
Now He's Murdered Two Women -- and an Infant Baby

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I don't know if Gavin Newsom is the big threat that Democrats are hoping he is.

A deranged illegal migrant, deported from the U.S. three times, is accused in the triple murder of an infant and two other women after California's controversial state sanctuary law obstructed federal authorities who sought to deport him, The California Post has learned.

Joaquin Escoto, 28 a Mexican national born in Jalisco, was deported from the U.S. three times and arrested for driving under the influence once before he was arrested again in June for another DUI, a senior law enforcement official told The Post.

On the day of Escoto's DUI arrest in June, which occurred in San Joaquin County, federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials requested to be notified of the Modesto resident's release from jail so they could deport him again, according to the official.

But San Joaquin law enforcement officials hogtied by California's contested sanctuary law -- which limits how state and local law enforcement communicates with federal law enforcement -- failed to notify the feds, and Escoto was set free, the official said.


"Safe to say, California law prohibited the jail from complying," said the official, who shared police documents that substantiated his claims with The Post.

Now, less than one year after that request from ICE agents was ignored, Escoto is being held without bail on three counts of murder in the grisly knife slaying in Modesto of an infant and two women, including one with whom he allegedly had a child, according to police.

"Gavin Newsom has the blood of these women and this innocent little baby on his hands. Xavier Becerra is no better and Tom Steyer is even worse," candidate for governor Steve Hilton told The Post.

"These Democrats lecture us about "their values" and how "compassionate" they are while their sick sanctuary extremism sets monsters like this free to murder and terrorize our communities," Hilton said, "Enough is enough: this insanity must end, and it will on Day One when I am governor," he added.

Newsom has long championed the state's sanctuary laws, though he has opposed legislation that would further expand them.

Bonus: On TikTok -- "Amy.Pranks.22" set up an AI scam-call screener which replies to a foreign scammer trying to get her bank information with Trumpian bluster.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:16 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (X0axn)

2 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (OUMaO)

3 Call me buttah.....ON A ROLL!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (X0axn)

4 Well, at least it was Sponge that beat me.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (OUMaO)

5 Off to lum....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (X0axn)

6 Well, at least it was Sponge that beat me.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (OUMaO)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (X0axn)

7 Something to be said for some frontier justice.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (0N4FZ)

8 Previously...

This might have already been covered, but there used to be a YouTube live stream of L.A.'s skid row. It was purportedly running in the background at an event yesterday where Karen Bass was speaking. Perhaps one of several live streams set up for her event.

Someone died, in real time on that stream. While she was talking about how great a job she's doing in L.A.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (jehhT)

9 You vote democrat, YOU DEMAND THIS.

You should get it. Good and hard.

I've got very few f*cks to spare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (X0axn)

10 Holy shit. This is evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

11 Keep that sh*t off this blog. [CBD]

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 01, 2026 02:20 PM (wBaIH)

12 Damn.

Posted by: Maryland Man at June 01, 2026 02:20 PM (w/O5Q)

13 Skid Row is now 50 blocks long.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:20 PM (X0axn)

14 I've said for a long time that the Democrats were the party of perverts, Platner is just the cream of the crop.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (Q/FnY)
---
TMI.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

15 Holy shit. This is evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)



It is the Democrat way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (X0axn)

16 Look at that beautiful baby.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (6wpGE)

17 oh F U post 11

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)

18 Meet the Newscum, same as the Oldscum.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (TezPK)

19 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

This one succeeded in butchering a little baby.

Remember the Precious Foreigner who stabbed her father and a set a freaking *priest* on fire before being released on a Precious Foreigner Exemption so she could stab a baby in the face at a Walmart?

Aren't they Precious?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

20 I don't know if Gavin Newsom is the big threat that Democrats are hoping he is.
---
He doesn't read good.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (Fi81e)

21 All the dead are white, so Newsom doesn't care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)

22 The interesting thing about the illegal alien crime wave is the Dems have done this intentionally, but it is coming back to haunt them.

More crimes means citizens are more likely to give up their freedom in the name of safety. So the Dem idea was promise safety and do...nothing when they were in control. Then every election demand more censorship, more people arrested for saying things the government does like and so on - yes this is the pattern in Britain.

But here Trump ran on a really simple idea - send the illegals home. You don't need Levithan to give the illusion of safety if you are actually safe.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

23 Knifing an infant. An innocent baby.

I don't know if there is an unusual punishment severe enough for this character.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (N39Ws)

24 Two Women, A Baby, and a Californian Man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (Fi81e)

25 BTW illegal re-entry after deportation is a felony, not a civil matter like "first" illegal entry usually is.

This is, literally, what millions and millions of "educated" idiotic suburban prosperous Americans support. But they're far too stupid, as citizens, to understand or care.

It thought "climate change" was the best/ultimate obvious litmus test for how (effectively) dumb, submissive, and pathetic much of America's worst citizens were. But the mass illegal migration catstrophe clearly is better. COVID was sort of making the rubble bounce, as it came well into the civic culture collapse.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (U/Byj)

26 Lordy, time for the any remaining sane Californians to evacuate.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (VElPq)

27
Si Se Puede!

Posted by: Dem Party at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)

28 And that's why the federal government needs to withhold all federal funds from sanctuary cities until those unjust and cruel laws are removed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (UZCuZ)

29 Victims:
Silvia Nuñez
Fabiola Gonzalez
Matteo Gonzalez

I'd ask if the victims being "brown" gives them more or less Leftist sympathy, but ultimately everyone is lesser than illegals. If an illegals shot up a gay pride parade today, the Left would excuse it as an isolated incident and continue our demographic self-destruction

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

30 Every time I see horrors like this I think of that libertarian from Reason magazine Bier with his illegal aliens stats. One murder of a US citizen is too many you ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (xDmZM)

31 The people of California don't seem too bothered with Democrat incompetence and malfeasance.

My prediction is Bass wins by something slightly less than a landslide.

And by slightly less, I'm thinking 20 or more more points.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (XV/Pl)

32 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (SRRAx)

33 No slurs now for the sainted illegal. That's not who we are.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (cS1cw)

34
This is a late term abortion.

Posted by: Dem Party at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)

35 Two Women, A Baby, and a Californian Man.
Posted by: Axeman

Not the lighthearted comedy you were hoping for.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (VElPq)

36 Sad, but I'm betting the 2 ladies voted Democrat in the last and every other election.

Sometimes, reaping sucks. But keep on reapin' Cali.


As Barack warned us for generations to come, elections have consequences.

I do have great sorrow for any actual conservatives in Cali and pray they find a way out of that hellhole before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:24 PM (X0axn)

37 They want this so badly, so:

1) Close all PoEs in CA. You cannot drive into TJ but you want to drive or walk back across? Too bad. Go to a PoE bordering AZ, NM or TX. Wanna fly to CA from another country? Not without clearing CBP in another state you don’t.

2). Pull all CBP from CA and redistribute them to where they are needed.

Unrealistic? I don’t think so. Because CA thinks it is bigger than the feds and believes it sets immigration policy. Fuck them. Time to show them they are still part of the United States.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 02:24 PM (T6aVk)

38 Willowed . More Leftist justice.

The Delaware DOJ dropped all charges against the four guys who put together the beach takeover likely because the NAACP got involved. They did it without consulting the beach town who arrested them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:24 PM (WNOcj)

39 Democrats want you dead, by any means necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (X0axn)

40 Victims:
Silvia Nuñez
Fabiola Gonzalez
Matteo Gonzalez

I'd ask if the victims being "brown" gives them more or less Leftist sympathy, but ultimately everyone is lesser than illegals. If an illegals shot up a gay pride parade today, the Left would excuse it as an isolated incident and continue our demographic self-destruction

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (JCZqz)
---
Their being brown is one of the reasons that progs may teeter on the edge of sympathy...until a conservative brings it up.

Then it's a matter of principle.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

41 > All the dead are white, so Newsom doesn't care.

He doesn't care when they're non-white either, as long as the killer is the same color. He only gets upset when it's white on non-white.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (mkw2N)

42 Cuck Failifornia.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (TezPK)

43 I'm generally willing to joke about anything but holy crap maybe this thread isn't for me

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (gN6zd)

44 Democrats want you dead, by any means necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (X0axn)
---
There's just too many people in the world.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

45 What kind of mansion is Newsome building in the afterlife with these actions?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (2GVsD)

46 Florida Man: Hold me beer and watch this! /Jumps jet ski over alligator in the middle of a hurricane

Maryland Man: Hey baby, don't worry I'll get you across the border, I just need you to do something for me.

California Man: I gotta axe that baby something

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

47 BTW illegal re-entry after deportation is a felony, not a civil matter like "first" illegal entry usually is.

This is, literally, what millions and millions of "educated" idiotic suburban prosperous Americans support. But they're far too stupid, as citizens, to understand or care.

It thought "climate change" was the best/ultimate obvious litmus test for how (effectively) dumb, submissive, and pathetic much of America's worst citizens were. But the mass illegal migration catstrophe clearly is better. COVID was sort of making the rubble bounce, as it came well into the civic culture collapse.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM


I have never understood that argument. democrats claim committing a felony by illegally entering the country is the same as getting a fine from the library for an overdue book.


They are not rational people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (0N4FZ)

48 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (2QTE4)

49 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (SRRAx)



*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (X0axn)

50 I'm starting to think that there's something profoundly wrong with the democrat party.

Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (V362x)

51 >>>Newsom has long championed the state's sanctuary laws, though he has opposed legislation that would further expand them--

--

Expand them how? Seriously.

[Note: SloPitch Whiffer is now simply "Slo." More on-brand]

Posted by: Slo at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (3g/oT)

52 The two women he murdered were probably also illegal so the CA lefties don't have to worry about some white American family making a stink about it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (WNOcj)

53 Daemoncr@p

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)

54 All the dead are white, so Newsom doesn't care.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)



White Hispanic, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (X0axn)

55 ace, another spectacular example of civic collapse (though redundant) is fresh, a federal court ruled banning trans mental cases from military service is, get this, "unconstitutional".

Best part is that the court found "animus" in the policy. This idiocy has been around for how long? It featured in many of the most ridiculous lawless rulings from "courts" going back to Trump 1.

So not only are judges lawmakers and policy analysts, they're also mind-readers. Like a jury, they assess intent in government policies. Beyond absurd. They're glorified clerks with neither the formal nor substantive competence to rule on anything related to policy beyond whether it's lawful.

I believe the SEALs avoided the Idiocy Crisis during the vegetable administration by doing nothing - just continuing to follow their normal process. BUDS attrits most of those trying to get in. Dunno if any trans mental cases even attempted, but I think I know someone who could tell me. In any case, by lying low/silent and just carrying on as usual, they avoided the demeaning and dangerous spectacle that stained the rest of the military.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (U/Byj)

56 > Cuck Failifornia.

There are so many absolutely gorgeous places in California. It's terrible that it's infested.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (mkw2N)

57 Yeah I'm gonna be wholly incapable of adding anything to this thread that won't involve long strings of profanity and internal thoughts that might get someone in trouble.

Posted by: ballistic at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (oqH4h)

58 Now He's Murdered Two Women -- and an Infant Baby
__
Are we still at the "it's not happening" stage or somewhere in between that and "it's happening, and it's a good thing" stage?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

59
All the dead are white....

And the skies are gray

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (gN6zd)

60 I know a few couples in Cali who elect to stay in Cali. Two of the cases are directly related to where their kids are. One case is simply being happy with the bubble they happen to live in. The other is simply inertia.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Gqar8)

61 I'm starting to think that there's something profoundly wrong with the democrat party.

Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (V362x)



Nice carryover sock.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (X0axn)

62 Speaking of Climate Change, just saw a crossword clue mentioning the hole in the ozone layer. I guess they are trying to resuscitate that old chestnut again, now that the children of the 60s and 70s are starting to die off.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (SRRAx)

63 I have told an Indian scammer named "Kevin" that he can call me "Kumar if it makes you more comfortable"

That got me cussed out in Pashtu or Hindi or something.

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (rbvCR)

64 This isn't mentioned in the Bible.

Posted by: James Talarico at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (IifOV)

65 Ah. Sid's being as clueless right on cue.

We get *rid* of American men who knife two women and a baby. We *want* to get rid of them.

We're avoiding getting *rid* of this guy.

You're such a clueless churl.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

66 But the weather is so nice here....

Today: Abundant sunshine, no rain, high 71 after a low of 61, RH at 74%, wind out of the SSW at 6 'gusting' to 8.....

....at the beach.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (QGaXH)

67 There were a lot of noods in the last thread. I need to wash my eyes out.

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (SHHm+)

68 I'm dreaming.......

Of a white slaughter......

Posted by: Gavin "Bing Crosby" Newsom at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (X0axn)

69 50 I'm starting to think that there's something profoundly wrong with the democrat party.
Posted by: Clam Slammer

I know, right?

Posted by: Jim Crow at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)

70 Where they walk and I'll walk
They twist and I'll twist
They shimmy and I'll shimmy
They fly and I'll fly
Well, they're out there a-havin' fun
In that warm California sun...

Posted by: The Rivieras at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (IqKsT)

71 [Pregnant Mama Bear types, deletes]

Posted by: pookysgirl is feeling her barbarian ancestry come to the forefront at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Wt5PA)

72 I need to wash my eyes out.

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (SHHm+)

*sobs*

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (gN6zd)

73 The Ozone Layer drops by about 50% every night, no sunlight to split the O2 into ozone.

Is that the hole they are talking about and not their favorite SF glory hole?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (2GVsD)

74 The Democrats have a lot of blood on their hands.They don't care.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (YwEeS)

75
No, dumb ass, because an illegal alien ought not be here in the first place and therefore be in a position to murder a woman.

You are denser than a neutron star.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (ixS3i)

76 Posted by: pookysgirl is feeling her barbarian ancestry come to the forefront at June 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Wt5PA)

How are you feeling these days?? Sending prayers...

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (gN6zd)

77 19 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

This one succeeded in butchering a little baby.

Remember the Precious Foreigner who stabbed her father and a set a freaking *priest* on fire before being released on a Precious Foreigner Exemption so she could stab a baby in the face at a Walmart?

Aren't they Precious?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

Sparks of divinity, each an ever one....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (QGaXH)

78 That Trump AI bot is hilarious.

I've seen other people do some really great AI bots to deal with scammers. I like the ones who act like an old person who's easily distracted, non-committal, and seem interested in going along with the scam.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (mkw2N)

79 There are so many absolutely gorgeous places in California. It's terrible that it's infested.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (mkw2N)



Heaven on Earth that's gone to Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (X0axn)

80 Every state I have been to had a beautiful area. I have not been to 3 states yet. Guess which ones.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (Gqar8)

81 Sparks of deviltry

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)

82 Because American men NEVER murder women
Posted by: Sid at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (2QTE4)

I normally don't respond to these, but I'll make an exception for this.

American men barely ever murder infants and children. There is a sufficiently virulent & widespread social opprobrium toward this behavior that it's exceedingly rare, it shocks the conscience when it happens, it tends to move the needle for law enforcement agencies who rare give a fuck about their mission, and perpetrators are routinely murdered by *other criminals.*

Our Precious Foreigners don't seem nearly as restrained by this taboo, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (BI5O2)

83 The Democrats are the party of killing babies all the up to and including birth, and putting them in linen closets to die if the abortion somehow doesn't take. They don't give a flying fuck about kids getting murdered except when they can use it to push some part of their agenda like gun control.

Posted by: They are anti-life at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (TbWk/)

84 Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:27 PM (U/Byj)
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In fairness, Obergefell gave all courts the rationale to move from intentional animus, to "practical" animus.

Because gays had to marry or it wasn't fair and everything was poopy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

85 Posted by: Sid at June 01, 2026 02:26 PM (2QTE4)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (X0axn)

86 Explaining things to a leftist is like trying to decorate a turd

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (gN6zd)

87 > They want this so badly, so:

1) Close all PoEs in CA. You cannot drive into TJ but you want to drive or walk back across? Too bad. Go to a PoE bordering AZ, NM or TX. Wanna fly to CA from another country? Not without clearing CBP in another state you don’t.

2). Pull all CBP from CA and redistribute them to where they are needed.
---------
I like it.

Also, put PoEs on the Interstates leading into/out of CA. Box those fuckers in with their precious illegals.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (jehhT)

88 Remember "if it saves just one child..."?

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (gN6zd)

89 Time for some frontier justice?

Because this is how you get frontier justice.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (wtvvX)

90 How many children did Gaylord put in cages?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (2GVsD)

91 American men normally wind up in prison, or on death row, if they murder people.

As it SHOULD be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (X0axn)

92 Death by fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (BRvvM)

93 We also want citizens who stab and kill women and children to be put to death in a timely manner. You commie leftists fight against that while also fighting for the right to kill unborn babies.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (WNOcj)

94 The left is currently violently rioting outside detention centers to keep this type of Diversity in the US.

Not letting this type of Diversity free to roam to kill women and children is just like Nazi Germany.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (73/SM)

95 Murdering innocence also seems to be the purview of a certain party affiliation.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (Gqar8)

96 Thx, CBD

Posted by: Halfhand at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (Sn0cW)

97 @NickNehamas
NEWS: Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life, cutting them off from everything from jobs to day-care subsidies. The goal is to transform how welcoming the U.S. is to immigrants + their families.

https://x.com/NickNehamas/status/
2061128367764607343

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He says it like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (7RBt4)

98 Cow Demon a whole range of "reciprocity" hammers should be brought down on *all* "sanctuary" jurisdictions, not just CA. (narrator: Trump closed the local PoEs for about a day back during the first term, Mexico freaked out and said "how high do we jump?", and things regularized instantly .... but I'd bet $5 Trump would never try your tactic because it would have a negative economic impact, and it seems he still isn't serious on that enormous and little discussed part of mass illegal migration - recall his comments at the Iowa rally about protecting agriculture and hospitality sectors, met, amusingly, by dead silence from a RALLY crowd of all things).

Mullings mused openly about one option, ending CBP operations at int'l airports in "sanctuary" jurisdictions. No way the administration would do that, far too disruptive, the clueless delicate and stupid American public would go apeshit (including 95% of "MAGA" types).

Last year DOJ sent a letter to 400+ jurisdictions warning of legal action including criminal prosecution under 8USC1324 (the sort of thing Homan talked big about during the campaign, against the Denver mayor). Haven't seen/heard a trace of anything related to that.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (U/Byj)

99 I don't know if there is an unusual punishment severe enough for this character.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (N39Ws)

The Boats. Aka Scaphism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

100 [iu]NEWS: Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life

Send
Them
All
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Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

101 86 Explaining things to a leftist is like trying to decorate a turd
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (gN6zd)

Except you can successfully decorate a turd.

Posted by: Glitter sticks to EVERYTHING at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

102 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Sid


If American men will murder women, then it's a job that Americans will do, and we don't need to import foreigners to fill the "Murdering women and infants" quota of the economy.

Dumbass.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (vJrRc)

103 97 @NickNehamas
NEWS: Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life, cutting them off from everything from jobs to day-care subsidies. The goal is to transform how welcoming the U.S. is to immigrants + their families.

https://x.com/NickNehamas/status/
2061128367764607343

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He says it like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (7RBt4)

Ol’ Nick left out the “ illegal” part.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar8)

104 American men normally wind up in prison, or on death row, if they murder people.

As it SHOULD be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (X0axn)
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The vast majority of men in prison do not see themselves as somebody who would kill a child, and definitely not an infant.

That creates a curious mixture of people without many scruples punishing convicts for the scruples they have.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

105 I was wondering when trollboi would show up to talk out of his cloaca.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (wtvvX)

106 I'm surprised he's still in jail.

That the judge hasn't already waived his bail and let him loose on a PR bond, citing the racism he's suffered from being deported 3 times already, while blaming Trump for being racist in targeting him for deportation again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (73/SM)

107 ‘ Escoto is being held without bail on three counts of murder in the grisly knife slaying in Modesto of an infant and two women, including one with whom he allegedly had a child, according to police’

This degenerate criminal savage found a woman dumb enough to fuck him. Ladies, please do better.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (1PAVJ)

108 Where is the plaintiff's bar to stand up for civil recompense? Does anyone have "standing" to seek redress in the courts?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (YlWIZ)

109 The goal is to transform how welcoming the U.S. is to immigrants + their families.
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Allow me fix that - The goal is to transform the U.S. away from sluicing taxpayer funds to foreigners and instead to put U.S. citizens as the first priority, since the government works for, and is paid by, the citizen.

A fundamental transformation, you could say!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Dv3i1)

110 103
Ol’ Nick left out the “ illegal” part.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:34 PM (Gqar

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No, it's legal, too.

The Trump administration is the most anti-legal immigrant administration in decades. Since before the Kennedy immigration act in the 60s.

Every visa category is down double digits, and legal immigrants, who agree to never be on the dole when they get their green cards, are getting kicked off the dole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:36 PM (7RBt4)

111 91 American men normally wind up in prison, or on death row, if they murder people.

As it SHOULD be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:32 PM (X0axn)

And if you killed a kid, other prisoners will give you the same hospitality they give chomos.

Posted by: Ironic no? at June 01, 2026 02:37 PM (TbWk/)

112 Murdering innocence also seems to be the purview of a certain party affiliation.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:33 PM (Gqar
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If they reach a consensus that it was in some way justified, like back-shooting CEOs on sidewalks.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:37 PM (Fi81e)

113 Have long thought a reciprocity policy should have been in place.

You don't shut down LAX for example, but you do a whole-of-government "work to rule", selective approach to federal support for anything in a "sanctuary" shithole.

All non-violent, non-terrorist law enforcement matters go to the very bottom of the DOJ's and FBI's pile - hey they're busy, lots of other things to do.

Ditto for every single instance where the feds have the discretion to slow-walk or ignore CA needs. Everything.

No chance for idiots like Thune or Lankford to f**k things up on the Senate floor. No votes, no new laws. Just the same bad-faith governance that for 30 years created the disastrous mass illegal migration situation. Except this time, bad faith inaction in the service of national interests and actual rule of law.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:37 PM (U/Byj)

114 We also want citizens who stab and kill women and children to be put to death in a timely manner. You commie leftists fight against that while also fighting for the right to kill unborn babies.
Posted by: polynikes

Multi-year appeals process for abortions.

Since death-row inmates can inhabit the jails for decades while appealing their cases, we should allow the unborn an equal number/length of appeals.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 01, 2026 02:37 PM (TezPK)

115 Bonus: On TikTok -- "Amy.Pranks.22" set up an AI scam-call screener which replies to a foreign scammer trying to get her bank information with Trumpian bluster.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:16 PM
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That's hilarious. Wish I had one of those...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 02:39 PM (gnNyN)

116 I take the point you make, TJM. I am hugely in favor of slamming the door on immigration at least until the deportations are complete, and laws put into effect that force assimilation of the remainders. Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Gqar8)

117 This degenerate criminal savage found a woman dumb enough to fuck him. Ladies, please do better.
Posted by: Elric the Blade


Bold of you to assume her participation was voluntary.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (vJrRc)

118 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (SRRAx)

Seriously? The hole in the ozone layer? I thought that was bullsh*t back in the '70s when I was ten years old.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (k9OZB)

119 How are you feeling these days?? Sending prayers...

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:30 PM (gN6zd)

Pretty decent, all things considered. I'm starting to feel the little guy move around sometimes. His last two ultrasounds have indicated that he's going to be a big boy. O.O

Posted by: pookysgirl might not need the preemie clothes this time at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)

120 Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life,

Funny thing about phrasing - "illegal" is a "legal status".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 02:41 PM (vJrRc)

121 Upon further reflection, diversity is not our strength.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (u73oe)

122 It's a simple formula. Person commits a crime, state forgoes punishment for "compassion." person believes they are now entitled to commit further crimes.

See: toddlers who are given everything they scream about wanting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (CHHv1)

123 I have to wonder if any prog even suspects that "Americans kill too" might be a strawman argument.

As if people not so hot on immigration forget that there are Americans in prison for violent crimes.

I'm sooo glad a prog reminds me, it almost slipped my mind the other 80% of the time I have a tough-on-crime stance. In opposition to their gay-for-crime stance. Or their "All we are saying, is give crime a chance." stance.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

124 Pretty decent, all things considered. I'm starting to feel the little guy move around sometimes. His last two ultrasounds have indicated that he's going to be a big boy. O.O
Posted by: pookysgirl might not need the preemie clothes this time at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)



Awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (X0axn)

125 118 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 01, 2026 02:28 PM (SRRAx)

Seriously? The hole in the ozone layer? I thought that was bullsh*t back in the '70s when I was ten years old.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (k9OZB)

Aren't there multiple well-known chemical laws and laws regarding properties of matter that make having a hole in a gas an impossibility?

Posted by: I'm not The Science™ but sounds right at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

126 "These Democrats lecture us about "their values" and how "compassionate" they are
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Their compassion comes at the cost of our property, our freedoms and our lives.

And that's a price they are willing to pay.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (73/SM)

127 36 I do have great sorrow for any actual conservatives in Cali and pray they find a way out of that hellhole before it's too late.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:24 PM (X0axn)

Wife's family has been here 4+ generations. All the family we have is here. Yet even she thinks maybe we should be looking to escape for at least enough of the year to qualify as residents elsewhere.

She really liked Wyoming when we were there and we wouldn't have to 'winter' there, though I understand winter goes from Aug 1 to mid-July....????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (QGaXH)

128 121 Upon further reflection, diversity is not our strength.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (u73oe)

Not in the last. The Austro-Hungarian “ Empire” comes to mind.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Gqar8)

129 116 I take the point you make, TJM. I am hugely in favor of slamming the door on immigration at least until the deportations are complete, and laws put into effect that force assimilation of the remainders. Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Gqar

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The administration says 3 million illegals have left in the first year of Trump's second term.

And the ratchet is tightening against all classes of visitors.

And there's almost nothing a Democrat House in 2027 could do about it.

We could be looking at more leaving in Trump's second term than came in in Biden's.

And, another data point:

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2060929541783072846/photo/1

Median time in country of those being deported has exploded from a few weeks to over three years.

People who've been here for decades are being targeted and dragging that number up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (7RBt4)

130 I'm still trying to plumb the mad depths of the victim hierarchy. What if the baby was trans? Can we deport him then?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 02:44 PM (w/O5Q)

131 This degenerate criminal savage found a woman dumb enough to fuck him. Ladies, please do better.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Bold of you to assume her participation was voluntary.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Considering Luigi Mangione has had wedding proposals since being locked up, it's not bold.
It's a pretty safe bet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 02:44 PM (YYKrY)

132 One of Pelosi's "Sparks of divinity. "

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 02:44 PM (JOQH4)

133 DJT is the gift that keeps on giving.

Oversimplified "I couldn’t care less if Iran negotiations are over."

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (BW+Gb)

134 120 Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life,

Funny thing about phrasing - "illegal" is a "legal status".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 02:41 PM (vJrRc)

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People granted asylum have legal status. And Trump is rescinding those in large numbers through the administrative immigration courts.

Yes, legals are being squeezed out.

We're very far from "I'm not anti-immigration, I'm just anti-illegal immigration." We're at, "Send them all home," as official policy of the American executive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (7RBt4)

135 Seriously? The hole in the ozone layer? I thought that was bullsh*t back in the '70s when I was ten years old.
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Ozone hole hoax single-handedly killed the hair teased high and locked in with hairspray styles of the 80s. I'm still on the fence on whether that was good thing or not.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (Dv3i1)

136 Trump is methodically stripping immigrants — including many with legal status — of their ability to function in daily life
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As always, the media is lying, but this time I wish the lies were true.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

137 Trump exposed these freaks wonderfully in the SOTU when he asked “Can we all agree that the first priority of the US government should be the American citizen?”

Dems all sat on their hands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

138
Bold of you to assume her participation was voluntary.
Posted by: FeatherBlade



Remember Maryland Man?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

139 hahaha

"Hollywood Reporter- Veteran CBS News 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley accused the network’s editor-in-chief Bari Weiss of trying to kill the venerable newsmagazine Monday.

Pelley, the former anchor of the CBS Evening News, made the comments in a fiery staff meeting with the show’s new executive producer Nick Bilton.

In the meeting, Bilton said that Weiss loves 60 Minutes, which is the most-watched news program in America, to which Pelley responded, “She’s murdering 60 Minutes. She does not love this place, she was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that.”"

Posted by: Jose at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (V6W16)

140 Remember Maryland Man?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

Who is still here gracing us with his presence....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (JOQH4)

141 Upon further reflection, diversity is not our strength.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (u73oe)
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You don't want "diversity" on your crankshaft. What propels a car along is exact regularity.

Sometimes "diversity" is just worse results.

And I'm not saying that about any ethnicity, mind you. Just a full consideration of "diversity".

In fact, "Evolution" teaches us that diversity that does not serve the member of the species tends to kill the member enough that the species breeds out that variation.

They "believe" in Evolution. Just not what it might illustrate.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)

142 133 DJT is the gift that keeps on giving.

Oversimplified "I couldn’t care less if Iran negotiations are over."

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (BW+Gb)

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Iranian negotiations were political theater for both sides.

All that mattered was the blockade denying Iran $450 million of daily import/export revenue and the Treasury Department robbing Iranian officials blind of anything they held in banks outside of Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (7RBt4)

143
Ozone hole hoax single-handedly killed the hair teased high and locked in with hairspray styles of the 80s. I'm still on the fence on whether that was good thing or not.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (Dv3i1)



First Lady REALLY misses her big hair........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

144 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2026 02:44 PM (w/O5Q)

Islamists are currently the only thing higher on the intersectionality chart than illegals

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (gN6zd)

145
Who is still here gracing us with his presence....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (JOQH4)



A judge demanded his outright release just last week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (X0axn)

146 140 Remember Maryland Man?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

Who is still here gracing us with his presence....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (JOQH4)

Judges, and the Admin carefully coloring within the lines.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (Gqar8)

147 Hey, remember when the DemonRats were all about "If It Saves Just One Life!!!" in their policy proposals?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (BRvvM)

148 In the meeting, Bilton said that Weiss loves 60 Minutes, which is the most-watched news program in America, to which Pelley responded, “She’s murdering 60 Minutes. She does not love this place, she was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that.”"

Posted by: Jose at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (V6W16)
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News teenagers.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

149 Why is it when some fucking retard doesn't know how to open a cheese single, there's rules and regulations immediately in place to inform other equally retarded fuckwits how to open said slice of fucking CHEESE.

How is it that states are allowed to craft "law" designed to intentionally break a federal law, placing people in real harms way while we have endless "warnings" and "caution" labels on CHEESE


this is fucked

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (61TgR)

150 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (7RB

If you commit a crime or lied about your asylum application while under asylum status it can be revoked. I don't think anyone has been revoked that hasn't done one or the other.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (WNOcj)

151 In the meeting, Bilton said that Weiss loves 60 Minutes, which is the most-watched news program in America, to which Pelley responded, “She’s murdering 60 Minutes. She does not love this place, she was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that.”"
Posted by: Jose at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (V6W16)
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The exact same thing could be said about BHO and FJB...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (gnNyN)

152
140 Remember Maryland Man?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

Who is still here gracing us with his presence....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (JOQH4)

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Quite literally 800,000 more have been forcibly deported since Garcia first graced our computer monitors.

His habeus petition and criminal drama are costing him and leftist legal funds millions, and he's going to end up deported anyway...all while entire nations are being deported by force at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (7RBt4)

153 In the meeting, Bilton said that Weiss loves 60 Minutes, which is the most-watched news program in America, to which Pelley responded, “She’s murdering 60 Minutes. She does not love this place, she was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that.”"
Posted by: Jose at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (V6W16)



Oh, cry me a f*cking river........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (X0axn)

154 We're very far from "I'm not anti-immigration, I'm just anti-illegal immigration." We're at, "Send them all home," as official policy of the American executive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (7RBt4)

How was the legal status obtained? If the first time they stepped foot in and signed the guest book, im ok with them. If out of country, they applied for entry, and then were granted residency for whatever reason I am OK.

If they were given legal status while violating the law or committing a crime, fuck them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

155 150 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:45 PM (7RB

If you commit a crime or lied about your asylum application while under asylum status it can be revoked. I don't think anyone has been revoked that hasn't done one or the other.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (WNOcj)

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If the underlying asylum claim is bullshit, which has become the operating thought process within the immigration courts, they are being rescinded and denied.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (7RBt4)

156 The L.A. mayor's race shows how far gone that city is.
52.9% (Bass + Raman) want more of the same type of "leadership" that destroyed the city

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (FhDzh)

157 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (7RBt4)

Every now and then you remind me of Jack during 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

158 How is it that states are allowed to craft "law" designed to intentionally break a federal law, placing people in real harms way while we have endless "warnings" and "caution" labels on CHEESE


this is fucked
Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (61TgR)




Ace's crows hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (X0axn)

159 Aren't there multiple well-known chemical laws and laws regarding properties of matter that make having a hole in a gas an impossibility?
Posted by: I'm not The Science™ but sounds right at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

I believe so but I'm not science-minded enough to quote it. All I know is that if there's a hole in the ozone layer then all the air leaks out and we all die.

OK, that was my childhood hypothesis. At least I knew it was crap back in the day but I wasn't exactly accurate about why.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (k9OZB)

160 154 How was the legal status obtained? If the first time they stepped foot in and signed the guest book, im ok with them. If out of country, they applied for entry, and then were granted residency for whatever reason I am OK.

If they were given legal status while violating the law or committing a crime, fuck them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

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"I'm afraid of my home country."

Bullshit asylum claims are the single largest class of "legal status" as granted under Biden.

They're being rescinded en masse at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (7RBt4)

161 When I heard they were banning chlorofluorocarbons to close the ozone hole between South America and Antarctica I had a question. How did they get from my bathroom when I sprayed my Right Guard that far south? No answers so I knew the science sucjed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (xDmZM)

162 60 minutes made me root for tobacco company executives.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (rJ48h)

163 And the reason he can't be swiftly sent to CECOT is...
Actually, he should just be burned at the stake.

Posted by: Joe at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Uy/WF)

164 If you commit a crime or lied about your asylum application while under asylum status it can be revoked. I don't think anyone has been revoked that hasn't done one or the other.
Posted by: polynikes

There are asylum seekers that fly back and forth regularly to the country they are seeking asylum from.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Dv3i1)

165 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (7RBt4)

The 'bullshit' is mostly about factual lies on the asylum request.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:51 PM (WNOcj)

166 There's a new mom in my neighborhood I often see walking her daughter in a baby stroller.

She just walked by led by the little toddler waddling along.

Very adorable.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:51 PM (mkw2N)

167 Actually, he should just be burned at the stake.
Posted by: Joe at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Uy/WF)



Do unto others.......


Slice the mutherf*cker and let him bleed out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:52 PM (X0axn)

168 Aren't there multiple well-known chemical laws and laws regarding properties of matter that make having a hole in a gas an impossibility?
Posted by: I'm not The Science™ but sounds right at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM


Perhaps in theory, but in my experience, no.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at June 01, 2026 02:52 PM (NfQ+3)

169 Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Dv3i1)

Which shows that they lied about being in danger in their country.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:52 PM (WNOcj)

170 And as this goes on, over and over again -

Not one single Democrat politician will ever say, "Hey, maybe this is getting out of hand, maybe we ought to rethink about what we are supporting", or even, "Maybe we ought to moderate a bit just for appearances sake. It won't be fun seeing commercials of us staying seated at the State of the Unions address when Trump confronted us".

Never. God help you evil scum.

Posted by: RM at June 01, 2026 02:52 PM (n/1Oj)

171 Hey, remember when the DemonRats were all about "If It Saves Just One Life!!!" in their policy proposals?

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:47 PM (BRvvM)
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They don't mean anything they say.

Anything they say is an emotional bubble, and exists on the surface of that bubble. Unrelated to any other emotionalized reaction around another issue.

I believed for decades that they were against vigilantism. And then Luigi Mangione comes along, and they are trying not to condemn him. Because he cleaned the streets of people who weren't assaulting people on the streets, but playing a Marxists' bad guy.

They could probably remake Death Wish today with the Bronson character getting back at a landlord who made the rent too high and ended up putting "Bronson's" family out onto the street.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

172 No. We're not even at "send the illegals home."

We're at "send the very most vicious illegals home."

Most illegals aren't being removed. No legal ones are.

We've got a lot of work to do toward rooting out the foreigner problem we have. A whole lot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

173 157 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:48 PM (7RBt4)

Every now and then you remind me of Jack during 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

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I think it's important to remind people that immigration enforcement is continuing and even expanding even if the topic has fallen off the front page for the past few months.

People seem to assume that immigration enforcement stopped because of the deaths of Goode and Pretti.

There was a brief slowdown as there was a change in strategy and some localities stopped cooperating with DHS, but it has rebounded strong. More deportation flights, more arrests, more immigration judges rubber stamping deportation orders, more rules restricting immigration activity in the economy as a whole.

These things are happening, and people are leaving all while the border is closed and green card issuances are at historic lows, asylum claims are now just South Africans and like 2 others (2 other people...that's it), and work visas are down double digits.

The number 1 issue of 2024 is being addressed.

And no one seems to give a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (7RBt4)

174 A new executive order has dropped, and I am waiting for the hair on fire demands to impeach Trump over forcing the country into 13th Century black plague conditions by not requiring Hep B vaccine at birth

REALIGNING UNITED STATES CORE CHILDHOOD VACCINE RECOMMENDATIONS WITH BEST PRACTICES FROM PEER, DEVELOPED COUNTRIES

https://tinyurl.com/4s7e2xmr

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

175 If this ever happens to a family member of mine, I may require a Go Fund Me site for bail.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2026 02:54 PM (2WIwB)

176 And no one in the media seems to give a shit.

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

177 Most 'vaccines' aren't vaccines anymore.

Get rid of them all and we'll live it Amish style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:54 PM (X0axn)

178
162 60 minutes made me root for tobacco company executives.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 02:50 PM (rJ48h)
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Mutiny at 60 Minutes - from the CA Post:

Nick Bilton — a 49-year-old tech journalist who was named the new boss of “60 Minutes” in a major reshuffle — abruptly ended a meeting with the storied news magazine’s staffers following a heated exchange with correspondent Scott Pelley, sources told The Post.

In a Monday morning meet-and-greet that went wrong, Pelley took aim at CBS News Editor-in-chief Bari Weiss, claiming she was “murdering ’60 Minutes,'” and that she “was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that,” according to a source briefed on the meeting.

“She has no qualifications for her job,” Pelley said of Weiss, according to the source. “The changes that she’s made at the ‘Evening News’ have been catastrophic, so why should we expect that any of this is going to be any better?”

Pelley also demanded that Bilton and Weiss’ deputy Charles Forelle, who was also at the meeting, explain last week’s firings of the show’s top producers including Tanya Simon, as well as reporters Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega.

Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (kX27y)

179 > His habeus petition and criminal drama are costing him and leftist legal funds millions, and he's going to end up deported anyway...all while entire nations are being deported by force at the same time.
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I'd have thought he'd be getting his legal work done pro bono.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (jehhT)

180 Bonus: On TikTok -- "Amy.Pranks.22" set up an AI scam-call screener which replies to a foreign scammer trying to get her bank information with Trumpian bluster.


==

🤣🤣

yeah , I need to set this up pronto!

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)

181 172 No. We're not even at "send the illegals home."

We're at "send the very most vicious illegals home."

Most illegals aren't being removed. No legal ones are.

We've got a lot of work to do toward rooting out the foreigner problem we have. A whole lot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

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Who said this would be done quickly?

We're at literally 60 years of every administration opening the doors, crescendoing with Biden's open doors policy.

This is the most aggressive and largest deportation effort in American history. It easily dwarfs Operation Wetback by this point.

And it will go on for at least 3 more years. If the GOP wins 2028, it's 4 more years after that.

What is America going to be after 8 solid years of aggressive deportations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (7RBt4)

182 Always be suspicious of people who claim there is no such thing as right and wrong but that they are right and you are wrong.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (gN6zd)

183 Can you feel the cutural enrichment?

Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (gtcuf)

184
They could probably remake Death Wish today with the Bronson character getting back at a landlord who made the rent too high and ended up putting "Bronson's" family out onto the street.
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)



They remade it with Bruce Willis.

It........wasn't good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (X0axn)

185 If they need a 45acp bullet I will donate it

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (Ia/+0)

186 Which shows that they lied about being in danger in their country.
Posted by: polynikes


Same with Central Americans. If you aren't Mexican, then you must apply for sanctuary in the first safe country you encounter.

Which is Mexico.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (YYKrY)

187 Not one single Democrat politician will ever say, "Hey, maybe this is getting out of hand, maybe we ought to rethink about what we are supporting", or even, "Maybe we ought to moderate a bit just for appearances sake. It won't be fun seeing commercials of us staying seated at the State of the Unions address when Trump confronted us".

Never. God help you evil scum.
Posted by: RM at June 01, 2026 02:52 PM (n/1Oj)
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It's the emotional paralysis of letting "conservatives win"--even if they are right on something.

If you dig hard enough you can find enough references to crises like that "only encouraging the right", and since the "right" are closer to "Nazis", encouraging the "right" is like giving a foothold to the Nazis.

They get angry at conservatives for being at the right place before they are, so they can't claim the moral ground.

Plus, they hate you. There is a deep part of them that resents you for disagreeing with them in politics.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

188 173

The number 1 issue of 2024 is being addressed.

And no one seems to give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (7RBt4)

I do. My second most important issue, the first being reshoring of industry. But immigration is a Close second.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)

189 > Mutiny at 60 Minutes
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This Pelley fellow fancies himself "important."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (jehhT)

190 apropos, I've been receiving lots of spam calls recently. I don't pick up, of course, I am not stupid! But, seems to be a lot of activity!

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)

191 176 And no one in the media seems to give a shit.

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

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I can only find like 3 people on X who track this stuff regularly.

Outside of them, the topic is forgotten at best. That vacuum is otherwise filled with blackpillers who are saying that nothing is happening because 100 million weren't deported in 3 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (7RBt4)

192 all I can say is, I see it. I see fewer illegales. I see schools complaining about TOO FEW kids now, not "we need a new building!"

I see kids getting jobs again.

In Philly it's still bad, but out in the burbs things are DEFINITELY happening.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (j+aD2)

193 They could probably remake Death Wish today with the Bronson character getting back at a landlord who made the rent too high and ended up putting "Bronson's" family out onto the street.
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)


They remade it with Bruce Willis.

It........wasn't good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (X0axn)
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I meant in a way that would garner critical acclaim.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)

194
What is America going to be after 8 solid years of aggressive deportations?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (7RBt4)



A shithole!

Who will mow our lawns or clean our toilets!!???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (X0axn)

195 179 ---------
I'd have thought he'd be getting his legal work done pro bono.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (jehhT)

========

Someone's paying those lawyer salaries, even if Garcia isn't paying them directly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (7RBt4)

196 Outside of them, the topic is forgotten at best. That vacuum is otherwise filled with blackpillers who are saying that nothing is happening because 100 million weren't deported in 3 weeks.


you're kind

they are paid operatives for FUD campaigns

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (j+aD2)

197 “She has no qualifications for her job,” Pelley said of Weiss
____

This Pelley fellow seems to have a mighty high opinion of himself some sort of 'news' program called 60 minutes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Dv3i1)

198 Meet the Newscum, same as the Oldscum.

Posted by: Joe Mama



Obligatory, from The Who:

https://tinyurl.com/WGFA-1978

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (BRvvM)

199 Once someone sues CA for billions it will be fixed.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 02:58 PM (GD0B3)

200 I meant in a way that would garner critical acclaim.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)



Ah.

My mistake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:58 PM (X0axn)

201 188 I do. My second most important issue, the first being reshoring of industry. But immigration is a Close second.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar

======

*fist bump*

Trump is doing everything within his power, no matter what old man bullshit he sometimes says about not targeting this industry or whatever.

It's because Stephen Miller is in charge of immigration, and he ignores Trump's rhetoric and just keeps up the pressure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:58 PM (7RBt4)

202 192 all I can say is, I see it. I see fewer illegales. I see schools complaining about TOO FEW kids now, not "we need a new building!"

I see kids getting jobs again.

In Philly it's still bad, but out in the burbs things are DEFINITELY happening.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM (j+aD2)

======

I was assured that smaller class sizes were a good thing.

Trump should be the teachers' unions hero.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (7RBt4)

203 Nick Shirley and James O'Keefe have done more investigative journalism in the last couple years than 60 minutes has done since the 80s.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (Dv3i1)

204
Once someone sues CA for billions it will be fixed.
Posted by: runner

===============

lol

I mean, that was a joke, right?

Because California spends billions on fairy dust every year without even wrinkling a brow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

205 194
What is America going to be after 8 solid years of aggressive deportations?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:55 PM (7RBt4)


A shithole!

Who will mow our lawns or clean our toilets!!???

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (X0axn)

=======

Household chores are for the poors!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (7RBt4)

206 Remember Maryland Man?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)


There is something really fishy with this one. It continues to be insane and it makes no sense whatsoever.
He must either be special, know something, or possibly just be a symbol of something.
I swear, it is like he is Mitch McConnel's boyfriend level of strange

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)

207 State sanctuary laws should be met with Federal defunding. Let it go to the SC.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (WNOcj)

208 I'm afraid the Democratic machine here in CA will make this happen + the stupid indoctrinated LA voters.......


Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
·
2h
How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

Polymarket
@Polymarket
·
2h
BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.

Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (kX27y)

209 Newsom has long championed the state's sanctuary laws, though he has opposed legislation that would further expand them.

Well, that is certainly good news. They may have their freedom and state support, ...but nothing else! No more!

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (AaEou)

210 We're very far from "I'm not anti-immigration, I'm just anti-illegal immigration." We're at, "Send them all home," as official policy of the American executive.
---
At the start of Trump II, the offer was "I will only deport the worst of the worst."

And the response was, "fuck you, you Nazi racist--no one is illegal on stolen land!"

So, behind Door Number 2 was not a new car:

It was "OK, I will deport them all, since you made it impossible to sort them out."

Art of the Deal, baby.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (73/SM)

211 Its eventually going to come to street justice. The Marxists keep leaving out Illegals and criminals to prey on citizens.
Sooner or later its payback time.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Ia/+0)

212 177 Most 'vaccines' aren't vaccines anymore.

Get rid of them all and we'll live it Amish style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:54 PM (X0axn)

All of the newer ones seem to be mRNA. Are they just recycling the same 'vaxx' template?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

213 When roofing crews are all white ( or black, whatever ) guys, I will be more contenter.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar8)

214 Democrats have weaponized the judiciary against the people.

They want to do the same thing to the Supreme Court. They’re not apologizing, they’re doubling down.

But totally vote for them. WSJ says they have a lock on the House. They are also not Nazis and Marxists.

And Jefferies can totally fight his way out of a paper bag, just like Schumer is the best damn grilled out there.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (Lp05i)

215 >>BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

-- 64% chance she's re-elected --


They know who will be counting the Votes.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (P0D9r)

216 BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (kX27y)

Polls are now reliable? (Rhetorical)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

217 BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster

Maybe an insider leaked info that all the mail-in ballots that were set fire were from Pratt supporters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)

218 I meant in a way that would garner critical acclaim.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)


Ah.

My mistake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:58 PM (X0axn)
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IIRC, the elites hated Death Wish. Because it was about a layman feeling he had to strike back at crime. And "fed" that fear/feeling.

They don't encourage not rolling over for crime.

But again, the point is that vigilanteism was *bad*, until you kill a Marxists' bad guy who is not immediately jeopardizing anyone's safety but "kinda, in a way" is.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

219 213 When roofing crews are all white ( or black, whatever ) guys, I will be more contenter.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar

Yes... I'm tired of the loud mexican music every time a neighbor gets a new roof....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (JOQH4)

220 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas




Please see comment 298, above.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (BRvvM)

221 210 At the start of Trump II, the offer was "I will only deport the worst of the worst."

And the response was, "fuck you, you Nazi racist--no one is illegal on stolen land!"

So, behind Door Number 2 was not a new car:

It was "OK, I will deport them all, since you made it impossible to sort them out."

Art of the Deal, baby.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (73/SM)

======

Once Trump brought Stephen Miller onto his team, the first was only ever going to be rhetorical.

There's conflict of strategy between Miller and Homan, but Miller is ultimately the one strategizing for all of the federal government's approach to immigration.

Treasury announcing that they were deputizing banks to ID illegals is...not small. And that's from Miller, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:01 PM (7RBt4)

222 208 I'm afraid the Democratic machine here in CA will make this happen + the stupid indoctrinated LA voters.......


Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
·
2h
How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

Polymarket
@Polymarket
·
2h
BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (kX27y)

Karen Bass used her political donations to sway the market today to discourage folks from voting.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 01, 2026 03:02 PM (tOcjL)

223 LOL Scott Pelley

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 03:02 PM (YwEeS)

224 213 When roofing crews are all white ( or black, whatever ) guys, I will be more contenter.


I'm not seeing crews all mestizo anymore. I am seeing legal workers. even landscaping!!!

when we have work like roofing/carpentry done we use Amish companies so.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 03:02 PM (j+aD2)

225 >> Safe to say, California law prohibited the jail from complying," said the official, who shared police documents that substantiated his claims

BTW F you, coward.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 01, 2026 03:02 PM (Lp05i)

226
Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
·
2h
How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

Polymarket
@Polymarket
·
2h
BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster


How does this happen? Gamblers are gambling to change the odds so they win more.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (vJrRc)

227 My Trump priority is de-shittifying the USA.

These very much align with Trump's priorities: Deportation, Reigniting the Made in USA businesses and grabbing the Deep Sate/CCP by the pussy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (wBaIH)

228 There is something really fishy with this one. It continues to be insane and it makes no sense whatsoever.
He must either be special, know something, or possibly just be a symbol of something.
I swear, it is like he is Mitch McConnel's boyfriend level of strange
---
It really is seven stacks of bullshit, that Maryland Man is still here.
But, he's also a distraction.
And none of what they are doing to keep him here will set any precedent for any other illegal to stay.
But the ACLU is raking in millions in donations by pretending it will.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (73/SM)

229 223 LOL Scott Pelley


Lose.lose,looooooser....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (JOQH4)

230 Which poll (,the news is broken)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (bXbFr)

231 Nick Shirley and James O'Keefe have done more investigative journalism in the last couple years than 60 minutes has done since the 80s.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:59 PM (Dv3i1)
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And fewer stories like Texas AirGuard.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

232 It would be awesome if a group could somehow hack these horrible news sites and post nothing but results of democrat destruction 24/

Websites, stations all of it

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (61TgR)

233 >Treasury announcing that they were deputizing banks to ID illegals is...not small. And that's from Miller, for sure.


What a fucking insult to the banks who were debanking conservatives not long ago. Rub their noses in shit.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ48h)

234 I do. My second most important issue, the first being reshoring of industry. But immigration is a Close second.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM


I have been looking at houses for sale on Redfin, and I have noticed that almost ALL the electric stoves look like they were made in the same factory in China, no matter what the nameplate says, the only difference is in some of the controls.
I think they all were made in the same factory in China, but the way.
There has to be a need for manufacturing US made major appliances.

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)

235 > How does this happen? Gamblers are gambling to change the odds so they win more.

I think some NGO money is being spent on placing bets on Polymarket to swing odds and make it look like their candidate is inevitable.

But that could just be me whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (mkw2N)

236 Anyone else ever type out a comment, read it, then think 'that comes across as racist'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

237 So is effendi khalil we have to chase him with torches

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (bXbFr)

238 @NEWSMAX
·
5m
BREAKING NEWS: A Pentagon policy illegally banned transgender troops from military service, a divided panel of federal appeals court judges ruled on Monday.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: black is black at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)

239
Mutiny at 60 Minutes

Posted by: beckster

==================

So the scurvy knaves who've been stealing the cargo and letting the ship go to rot and ruin are threatening to jump ship if the captain keeps hiring a bunch of fine, seaworthy lads?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (n7rxJ)

240 BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (kX27y)
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64% for Stronk Empowered Black Wimmin Incumbent? That’s it? Under normal circumstances, that prediction would be 95%.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (1PAVJ)

241 226
Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
·
2h
How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

Polymarket
@Polymarket
·
2h
BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

64% chance she's re-elected.
Posted by: beckster

How does this happen? Gamblers are gambling to change the odds so they win more.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 03:03 PM (vJrRc)

The prediction market trade is busted. Now that people are trusting these markets instead of polls for their political information, it's now profitable for campaigns to try and game the system (and make some bucks) by moving the market themselves. I haven't looked into this for a while, but I bet it doesn't take a lot of money to move this market. Much easier than paying for a poll to do the same work.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (0CU3H)

242 236 Anyone else ever type out a comment, read it, then think 'that comes across as racist'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

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Yes.

All the time.

Mostly because I can't read, and I have no idea what I'm typing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (7RBt4)

243 If anyone's relying on the media to inform them about the number of illegals being deported, or the percentages or whatever... you're going to be really disappointed.

Once the administration started to get the process functioning like they should... you'd be amazed how efficient and speedy our government can operate when it feels like doing so.

Recall how fast the covid lockdowns occurred.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (jehhT)

244 That scammer was probably calling from Union County NJ.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (Lp05i)

245 I've got very few f*cks to spare.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


You used them all?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (uc5g7)

246 When roofing crews are all white ( or black, whatever ) guys, I will be more contenter.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar

Texas is full of proud Hispanic Americans so I don't go that far. I'll be happy if white kids pursued these trades instead of being satisfied to work retail. Lot of High Schools in the area are bringing back trade curriculums so that gives me hope.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 03:06 PM (WNOcj)

247 BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day.

The question is, are there a lot of small bets going, or a small number of really big bets that seem to be there to juice the odds?

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)

248 The weirdest part is that I'll bet the illegals are taking this with more equanimity than the Americans... I bet most of them are looking at this and saying "holy shit, they're not even bothering me at all, but they're taking away that cannibalistic drug trafficker who sacrificed my dog to Santa Muerte. Nice!" while the Americans are screaming bloody murder... "Oh no this morbidly obese gangster with the eyes of a dairy cow might have to serve some hard time for his international crime spree oh no oh no oh dear G-d say it isn't so!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)

249 Grammerlys like that (you csnt see the words you are typing)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 01, 2026 03:07 PM (bXbFr)

250 248 The weirdest part is that I'll bet the illegals are taking this with more equanimity than the Americans... I bet most of them are looking at this and saying "holy shit, they're not even bothering me at all, but they're taking away that cannibalistic drug trafficker who sacrificed my dog to Santa Muerte. Nice!" while the Americans are screaming bloody murder... "Oh no this morbidly obese gangster with the eyes of a dairy cow might have to serve some hard time for his international crime spree oh no oh no oh dear G-d say it isn't so!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)

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Something like 50% of Border Patrol is Hispanic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:07 PM (7RBt4)

251 I'm with Kevin Sorbo.

But I also recognized that California is a one-party state where quite a lot of people want the one party.

Like fascists.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 03:07 PM (Fi81e)

252 Anyone else ever type out a comment, read it, then think 'that comes across as racist'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
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No.

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 01, 2026 03:07 PM (gnNyN)

253 >Anyone else ever type out a comment, read it, then think 'that comes across as racist'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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X gave me a week of timeout for using the word 'wogs'
But I have a speech impediment.... weawwy
some words don't twanswate

Posted by: Don Black. Message: black is black at June 01, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)

254 There is something really fishy with this one. It continues to be insane and it makes no sense whatsoever.
He must either be special, know something, or possibly just be a symbol of something.
I swear, it is like he is Mitch McConnel's boyfriend level of strange
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It really is seven stacks of bullshit, that Maryland Man is still here.
But, he's also a distraction.
And none of what they are doing to keep him here will set any precedent for any other illegal to stay.
But the ACLU is raking in millions in donations by pretending it will.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



He is a human trafficker. He trafficked kids gor dems.

Prove me wrong. Explain away the hands off treatment any other way.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 03:08 PM (YYKrY)

255 234 I do. My second most important issue, the first being reshoring of industry. But immigration is a Close second.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 02:56 PM

I have been looking at houses for sale on Redfin, and I have noticed that almost ALL the electric stoves look like they were made in the same factory in China, no matter what the nameplate says, the only difference is in some of the controls.
I think they all were made in the same factory in China, but the way.
There has to be a need for manufacturing US made major appliances.
Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)

Not a small anger I have about offshore manufacturing is that all too often it is performed by workers that are in practice, if not by law, SLAVES, held in thrall by dirty no good bastrd slave masters. This is disgusting bullshit that should not be.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:08 PM (Gqar8)

256 >>>"Hollywood Reporter- Veteran CBS News 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley accused the network’s editor-in-chief Bari Weiss of trying to kill the venerable newsmagazine Monday.

hang on there Speedy, next post!!!

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 03:09 PM (1wjle)

257 > The question is, are there a lot of small bets going, or a small number of really big bets that seem to be there to juice the odds?

That seems like a reasonable heuristic, but the political operatives in the US are really good at astroturfing. I think they'd have no problem making a bunch of small to medium bets to shift the odds and make their candidate seem more popular.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 03:09 PM (mkw2N)

258 254 He is a human trafficker. He trafficked kids gor dems.

Prove me wrong. Explain away the hands off treatment any other way.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 03:08 PM (YYKrY)

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The machine decided early that he was going to be the human face of the illegal immigrant cause, and they've bought the ticket and are along for the ride no matter what came out about him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:09 PM (7RBt4)

259 Mostly because I can't read, and I have no idea what I'm typing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (7RBt4)
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You sympatico with Gavin Newsom?

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

260 246 When roofing crews are all white ( or black, whatever ) guys, I will be more contenter.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar

Texas is full of proud Hispanic Americans so I don't go that far. I'll be happy if white kids pursued these trades instead of being satisfied to work retail. Lot of High Schools in the area are bringing back trade curriculums so that gives me hope.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 03:06 PM (WNOcj)

Are they US citizens? Then yes, that’s great.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:10 PM (Gqar8)

261 259 Mostly because I can't read, and I have no idea what I'm typing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (7RBt4)
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You sympatico with Gavin Newsom?

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

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I'm dumb like him. Which, by the transitive property, makes me dumb like...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:10 PM (7RBt4)

262 Polymart is not a poll. It's betting on an outcome

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (7T8ei)

263 242 236 Anyone else ever type out a comment, read it, then think 'that comes across as racist'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

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Yes.

All the time.

Mostly because I can't read, and I have no idea what I'm typing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:05 PM (7RBt4)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (0CU3H)

264 263 I don't get it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (0CU3H)

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hey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (7RBt4)

265 Maryland Man is the only case that the Democrats still have "pending" that anyone's ever heard of. They'll keep it (him) in the newz for as long as possible.

For now, he's their trophy case.

Later, probably not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (jehhT)

266 Nood 60 min

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 03:12 PM (53oGX)

267 265 Maryland Man is the only case that the Democrats still have "pending" that anyone's ever heard of. They'll keep it (him) in the newz for as long as possible.

For now, he's their trophy case.

Later, probably not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2026 03:11 PM (jehhT)

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There's that student agitator as well.

But there are other habeus petitions being filed here and there, but the administration ships off every illegal they get to the 5th Circuit as fast as possible. The 5th denies them all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 03:12 PM (7RBt4)

268 Everybody I don't like is a Existential Threat.

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 01, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)

269 In fairness, Obergefell gave all courts the rationale to move from intentional animus, to "practical" animus.

Because gays had to marry or it wasn't fair and everything was poopy.
Posted by: Axeman
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No it did not. Beyond the scope of gray boxes but it was an application of equal protection clause. Relied on substantive due process which is the same rationale for Roe.

A) Does the Fourteenth Amendment require a state to license a marriage between two people of the same sex?

B)Does the Fourteenth Amendment require a state to recognize a marriage between two people of the same sex when their marriage was lawfully licensed and performed out-of-state (full faith and credit)?

Posted by: whig at June 01, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)

270 Not a small anger I have about offshore manufacturing is that all too often it is performed by workers that are in practice, if not by law, SLAVES, held in thrall by dirty no good bastrd slave masters. This is disgusting bullshit that should not be.
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2026 03:08 PM (Gqar


I spent last week pulling a washing machine apart and putting back together. It is the epitome of "Put tab A into slot B" construction, and it is mostly made from pressed and folded sheet metal like an erector set. Even the motor uses coated aluminum windings. A fridge is sheet metal surrounding a foam box with plastic and glass interior fitting. This is not SpaceX engineering.

Posted by: Kindltot - My name isn't really Kumar at June 01, 2026 03:14 PM (rbvCR)

271 Karen Bass will win easily. She shouldn't, of course; she's helped turn LA into a 3rd world city. But that's the thing. Most of LA's residents are 3rd world losers. To them, it doesn't look like LA has deteriorated. It looks like it has "normalized."

Posted by: Wally at June 01, 2026 03:14 PM (65cLN)

272 Nood Scott Pelley.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Kdi1r)

273 > Polymart is not a poll. It's betting on an outcome

Sure, but people have been using Polymarket like a poll. If a Democrat astroturf group wanted to, I don't think they'd have any trouble making a lot of small to medium sized bets to swing the market. Then newspapers report the Polymarket state and people think, "Wow, Karen Bass is inevitable!" This sort of thing tends to energize the base and deflate the opposition.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 03:15 PM (mkw2N)

274
31 The people of California don't seem too bothered with Democrat incompetence and malfeasance.

My prediction is Bass wins by something slightly less than a landslide.

And by slightly less, I'm thinking 20 or more more points.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM

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Five points is the margin of cheat (tor a Republican). Ten points is a landslide.20 points is an overwhelming landide.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 03:15 PM (t1fZA)

275 B)Does the Fourteenth Amendment require a state to recognize a marriage between two people of the same sex when their marriage was lawfully licensed and performed out-of-state (full faith and credit)?

Posted by: whig at June 01, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)

Now do my CCW in any other state.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 03:16 PM (Kdi1r)

276 I think it's the primary in CA and top two move to the election

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 01, 2026 03:16 PM (7T8ei)

277 Pretty decent, all things considered. I'm starting to feel the little guy move around sometimes. His last two ultrasounds have indicated that he's going to be a big boy. O.O
Posted by: pookysgirl might not need the preemie clothes this time at June 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Wt5PA)


Awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:43 PM (X0axn)

So, pookysgirl, you're giving birth to Bam Bam?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 03:19 PM (qx7Zg)

278 To continue, marriage was treated as a fundamental right by previous Supreme Courts aka Loving v. Virginia (biracial marriages, etc.).

So the argument was that states nor the federal government (see the earlier Windsor decision), could bar people of the same sex from marriage because it was a fundamental right under due process clause protected by the equal protection clause because of sex/gender.

Plaintiffs use animus in rational basis test cases normally because otherwise they would lose the case. So they have to allege some irrationality (bigotry, racial animus, etc.) on the behalf of decision makers which addresses the plaintiff's requirement to show the policy was irrational in an objective sense, not just subjective.

Prior to Lawrence v. Texas, the earlier Bowers decision held that sodomy could be held unlawful by states because the state's action has some rational reason. Lawrence overturned that by treating sex acts between people as protected constitutional rights (they could not successfully allege bigotry in the case because the Texas sodomy law applied to straights as well IIRC). Then Lawrence was used to overturn DOMA in Windsor case which led to Obergefell.

Posted by: whig at June 01, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)

279 Now do my CCW in any other state.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

That is the problem with substantive due process which numerous conservative judges and legal theorists noted in the past. It allows the courts to pick and choose which rights are 'fundamental'. So far, most of them are either trivial or allow deviant sex, suicide, etc.

Not protecting the rights that the upper ruling class of this country disfavor.

If states must accept CDLs from some illegal or legal that does not speak English issued by New York State as valid, then they should be required to accept CCW licenses from out of state.

Notably, in Slaughterhouse, the courts ruled that the Equal Protection clause does not protect occupations as a fundamental freedom (obiter dicta had travel as an example). The later Cruikshank relied on Slaughterhouse to claim that for firearm possession as well. Both are still good law.

That is the problem with not only the Supreme Court but lower courts acting as a continuing Constitutional convention without the requisite popular approval from the people's selected delegates.

Posted by: whig at June 01, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

280 Once Marxists states finally cut off 2nd Amendment they will start working on 1st Amendment shackles

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 03:30 PM (Ia/+0)

281 WHOOPS!

I mis-edited and failed to include a key quote! It's the "You can't sit here!" quote.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 03:31 PM (1wjle)

282 Ace has renamed his X account, and it's a doozie.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 01, 2026 03:42 PM (Ft5W9)

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