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We know a movie is coming for months, even years, but no one can slam the door shut on the film in any way. Casting news, spy shots of set, rumors of story beats...it's just an endless stream of possibilities to grab onto for endless articles and videos whereas if you go and watch an old movie, well, that's it. You've seen it. You know if you like it or not, if you agree with the long-held generalized opinion, and it's done. It's a lot less fun than picking apart clues to try and come to a conclusion about if something is going to be good or not. It's a game, a play in the zeitgeist, an effort to be part of an on-going conversation. It's not really about the movies themselves, but about connecting with other people. That's fine, but my concern is always about the movies themselves. So, I tend to be more excited about old movies I haven't seen than new movies that literally no one has seen (again, rough cuts without finished sound, effects, or music are not the film, they are rough cuts). However, that being said, there are some movies I've heard about that have piqued my interest. Paradise Lost ![]() Roger Avary has been in the movie business for decades, mostly as a writer. He cowrote Pulp Fiction with Quentin Tarantino, for which he won an Oscar. He's apparently had a dream of making a big-budget movie production of John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost for a long time. And he's recently signed an agreement with Ex Machina Studios studio to make it. The twist is that Ex Machina is an AI production house. They use AI tools to make videos. The studio frames themselves this way: that they endeavor to create “expansive worlds to be realized at a responsible budget while preserving the primacy of real actors, human-authored narratives, and guild-aligned production practices.” Avary, who wrote Robert Zemeckis' film Beowulf says that he is “taking a more faithful approach at a fraction of the cost, using cutting-edge generative AI to bring Milton's vision to life in ways unimaginable just a few years ago.” Beowulf, for comparison's sake, had a reported budget of $150 million. A fraction of $150 million could mean nine-tenths, or it could mean one-tenth. It's not specified, but I imagine something along the lines of $30-50 million. Why does this excite me? Well, Avary may not be a premiere creative voice in American cinema (he wrote Silent Hill for pete's sake), but the ambition of the film interests me. The poem of Paradise Lost is large, includes a lot of weird sights, angelic and demonic battles, all told in that Middle English patois. It's...unusual for movies to take on something this big, this Biblical, and this strange on this scale. If Avary can find good uses of AI generated assets to bring down costs so that we can see more extremely ambitious projects that don't require the funding of a major Marvel movie to accomplish, then that's a potential beginning of a general trend that interests me. Maybe even the movie will be good. Elden Ring ![]() Alex Garland is an interesting filmmaker. He started as a writer, mostly working with Danny Boyle on movies like 28 Days Later, he started as a director on the set of Dredd where, according to just about everyone on set, he took over directing duties for credited director Pete Travis. He then went off to make movies like Ex Machina, Annihilation, Civil War, and Warfare (which he codirected with Ray Mendoza, his military advisor on Civil War). Even Men, while it might not be successful overall, is interesting, especially when it comes to mood. Elden Ring is a video game from the company From Software, written by George R.R. Martin, and part of a genre of games called Souls-like that have spare, implied stories, and are extremely difficult to play, focusing on very tough boss battles. I haven't played it, but I have played other From Software games (the first two Dark Souls games). And A24, the art house horror studio is funding Alex Garland to make an adaptation of the game with the highest budget the studio has ever fronted at over $100 million. The tone that Garland commands, the ever-increasing control of large budgets, and the fact that Garland is...interesting (he wrote the new 28 Years Later movies which, again, are interesting), even if not always successful makes the upcoming project just seem like it could be a unique tale. I think of the weird sense of unease through Annihilation, the body horror of Men, the moral quandaries of Ex Machina, and awesome action of Dredd, and the strong sense of story from the 28 movies, and I see a combination of factors that will just go well with the kind of worlds that From Software make. Should be fun. Citizen Vigilante ![]() I went through a handful of Uwe Boll movies a few years ago, and I was done fairly quickly. He's a bad filmmaker with a terrible sense of humor who was using an exploit in German tax law to fund his films. Once that exploit got closed, he stopped making movies and became a restauranteur. Armie Hammer is the son of an entertainment executive who became a decent-sized movie star through the 2010s, starring in films like The Social Network and The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. His career completely derailed in 2018 when recordings of him playing out some weird cannibal fetish leaked, women accused him of abuse, and he lost all ability to get work in Hollywood. Reportedly, he sold timeshares for a little while to make ends' meet. Well, both have come back with what looks like an absolutely awful vigilante movie. Trailer below. I'm looking forward to this because it looks like an absolute trainwreck. Dialogue is bad and poorly delivered. Everything's too brightly lit and flat. The action looks unengaging. Should be fascinating to witness. But, then again, I could just watch some other Uwe Boll film I haven't seen before and get the same experience without having to wait for it. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. Looking Ahead ![]() I tried to find some movies ahead that I am both looking forward to in some what (yeah, Citizen Vigilante looks very bad), but that aren't actually being talked about much. Discussion of Elden Ring will go up next year closer to its release. Paradise Lost should go up once production actually starts. In the near term, I have some hope for Disclosure Day because the early word is that it's good (early word is often wrong), and some leaking that it was some kind of secret sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind (probably not true). Still, Spielberg walking away from pseudo-serious stuff to do some more suspense and scif-fi is something to look forward to. In the Hand of Dante, which was bought by Netflix off the festival circuit, looks like it could be interesting, though I've heard it's something of a mess. Young Washington is a movie by Angel Studios about George Washington in the French and Indian War that I'm mostly hoping stole the monster idea from my book Colonial Nightmare. I imagine the movie isn't going to be very good, but we'll see. The End of Oak Street is the third film by It Follows director David Robert Mitchell, and the story of a neighborhood suddenly transported to a place with dinosaurs, and it could be fun. The Uprising is the latest movie from Paul Greengrass, this time about a peasant revolt in England in 1381. No trailer or anything so far, but Greengrass interests me. He's like a less iconoclastic Costa-Gavras. Wildwood is the latest stop motion movie from LAIKA studios, and the trailer looks good. The biggest letdown from LAIKA was The Box Trolls, but otherwise they've captured a bit of magic in a world that's largely forgotten that stop-motion animation can be wonderful. Oh, and Robert Eggers has a new movie at the end of the year, Werwulf, which is going to be all Middle English monster movie. I'm not the biggest Eggers fan. I kind of find him frustrating (technically polished and intelligent while kind of empty emotionally), but he's unique and talented. I hope it does well. What are you looking forward to? Movies of Today Opening in Theaters: Backrooms The Breadwinner Movies I Saw This Fortnight: The Revenge of Frankenstein (Rating 3/4) Full Review "I don't think the film is great. The drama isn't spectacular. It's mostly functional, but the effort is there and I think it all does come together in the end fairly well." [Roku] I Only Arsked! (Rating 0.5/4) Full Review "Really, this is just kind of dreary. There's no anchor, no core, and no laughs. " [YouTube] The Hound of the Baskervilles (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It's a solid little murder mystery with a good amount of flare to make it interesting. " [Prime] The Man Who Could Cheat Death (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It's a small and pleasant little surprise." [Kanopy] Ten Seconds to Hell (or, The Phoenix) (Rating 3.5/4) Full Review "This is a small triumph from Hammer, though it feels like something of a happy accident." [Prime] Yesterday's Enemy (Rating 3.5/4) Full Review "I did not expect this little bit of WWII detour to be the real height of Hammer artistically, but that's what it's ending up being." [YouTube] The Mummy (Rating 2.5/4) Full Review "Still, that final act is really fun, Fisher flexing some genre muscles to bring some quality entertainment at the right time." [Library] Never Take Sweets from a Stranger (Rating 3/4) Full Review "So, I think the end saves the film, in a weird way. It shouldn't. It's kind of horrible. But it's the right kind of horrible the story needs." [YouTube] Please check out my videos from the last few weeks: David Lean: The Directors Series David Lean: The Definitive Ranking Sam Peckinpah: The Directors Series Sam Peckinpah: The Definitive Ranking Memorial Day Contact Email any suggestions or questions to thejamesmadison.aos at symbol gmail dot com. I've also archived all the old posts here, by request. I'll add new posts a week after they originally post at the HQ. My next thread will be on 6/20. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0) 2
Looking forward to going to see "Pressure" this coming week.
Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2026 07:50 PM (lJ0H4) 3
Willowed:
151 Anybody following the Fender cease and desist brouhaha? Apparently after 70 years or so of other companies making Stratocaster clones, they're now trying to stop it. Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2026 05:52 PM (vTZFs) == My Mom had a Penco built Fender Bass knock off from the 70's. I took it up about 18 months ago after I started learning the bass. Got it restrung and set up. Still sounds fine, or at least as fine as I can make it sound. Berserker noted really working with an instrument. Try to play with other people as soon as you can - makers a huge difference. I'm playing at my church in the Praise Band, makes a huge difference. Posted by: Black JEM at May 30, 2026 07:51 PM (UVyKP) 4
Pirate George did not really 'write' Elden Ring. It follows almost exactly all the tropes and narrative... style/jank of the other FromSoft games.
He may have given them some ideas, but the tragedy and nihilism is kind of their thing. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s) 5
I need to rematch the Brendan Fraser Mummy. I do not remember much (which is odd) but it probably has been 30ish years. I just get a general sense that it was fun but sort of empty like... National Treasure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s) 6
But, I do keep abreast of current day movie news
Speaking of that, when do we get our definitive ranking of the films of Russ Meyer? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 7
Very small quibble: Paradise Lost is Early Modern English, not Middle English.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 30, 2026 07:56 PM (NcvvS) 8
But, I do keep abreast of current day movie news
Speaking of that, when do we get our definitive ranking of the films of Russ Meyer? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) ==== When I'm good and ready! Posted by: TJM's phone at May 30, 2026 07:56 PM (7RBt4) 9
TJM are you spending every waking hour on John Ford movies?
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) 10
9 TJM are you spending every waking hour on John Ford movies?
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) ==== Feels like it. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 30, 2026 07:57 PM (7RBt4) 11
my jam is Odyssey trailers for renditions that Nolan sucks too hard to actually do.
youtu.be/lbcAx8N1GCg youtu.be/kVgLJZLrlro Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2026 07:58 PM (gKWVE) 12
>>> looks like an absolutely awful vigilante movie.
Boring white guy. Main character should be a female to male troon with lots of grousing about TPTB in a really bad fake Thor voice. Mock the Shiite out of the Progtards. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2026 07:58 PM (/lPRQ) 13
Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2026 07:50 PM
Just got back from seeing it. Excellent film and wonderful film score. I don't think I had ever seen Brendan Fraser or Andrew Scott in movies before, but both gave terrific performances, particularly Scott. Several scenes had me tearing up a bit. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2026 07:59 PM (PFs9e) 14
My movie watching this week
Anthropod- bssed on true story of Reinhard Heydrich a SS commander assassination The Pianist based on a book of a Master Pianist surviving Warsaw Ghetto Eternal Winter - Hungarian women in 1944 sent to a Russian Gulag Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0) 15
I thought this headline was directed toward something of a niche audience.
“Mortal Kombat II” Becomes the Highest-Grossing Fighting Game Film Yet Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:01 PM (ndZc7) 16
It seems pretty ambitious to do "Paradise Lost" one movie. Maybe they could stretch it to nine.
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F) 17
Naw the mummy was great up intil the third one
The cruise one was mislabeled it wasnt terrible I had hoped they would anothet man from uncle but guy ritchie is on to other projectd Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:02 PM (bXbFr) 18
When I'm good and ready!
Posted by: TJM's phone at May 30, 2026 07:56 PM Ah, the John Cornyn strategy ... Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1) 19
I need to rematch the Brendan Fraser Mummy. I do not remember much (which is odd) but it probably has been 30ish years. I just get a general sense that it was fun but sort of empty like... National Treasure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s) --- Both of those movies are the poster children for summer action blockbuster popcorn flicks. The aren't supposed to have deeper meaning to them. Just good old-fashioned family fun time! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 08:03 PM (gnNyN) 20
We have a B.I.Gordon movie on Svengoolie tonight. It's the one with the giant spider.
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F) 21
It's crazy how this year is loaded high with movies of all budgets that people might actually want to watch where last year almost everything was awful.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2026 08:05 PM (gKWVE) 22
It seems pretty ambitious to do "Paradise Lost" one movie. Maybe they could stretch it to nine.
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F) --- I'm not sure if it's even filmable. Maybe, though you'd probably need to take some artistic license with the source material to distill it down to the essential MEANING of the poem. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 08:05 PM (gnNyN) 23
After eggers dracula im not as impressed the norseman needed flares to see many of the scenes
Although that was probably a more true to life setting for hamlet Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:06 PM (bXbFr) 24
Pirate George did not really 'write' Elden Ring. It follows almost exactly all the tropes and narrative... style/jank of the other FromSoft games.
He may have given them some ideas, but the tragedy and nihilism is kind of their thing. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s) --- I'm sure GRRM was more than happy to cash their checks, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 08:07 PM (gnNyN) 25
Mmm. Food.
Posted by: George RR Martin at May 30, 2026 08:08 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:08 PM (bXbFr) 27
I also need to sit down and watch Spider Noir on Prime. Nic Cage. 1930s. Spiderman.
I have heard good things. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s) 28
"Elden Ring is a video game from the company From Software, written by George R.R. Martin, and part of a genre of games called Souls-like that have spare, implied stories, and are extremely difficult to play, focusing on very tough boss battles."
The involvement of George Raymond Martin in Elden Ring extended little beyond delivering lists of names beginning with the letters 'G', 'R', and 'M'. And you're exaggerating the difficulty of the Demon's/Dark Souls games, which are tough but fair to the player. Posted by: Miyazaki at May 30, 2026 08:09 PM (CIsvU) 29
I binge watch Spider Noir and quite enjoyed it. Ben Reilly might not be a very good PI or a very good Spiderman but he is good enough. Barely. Silvermane is a good despicable villain. Snappy dialogue and a good plot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7) 30
I'm sure GRRM was more than happy to cash their checks, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 08:07 PM (gnNyN) Oh, hell yeah. His name was advertising and the game is really them trying to be as accessible to the largest audience as possible. Difficulty is easier because of the open world. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s) 31
Since TJM wrote about Pekinpah, I checked out his rankings. Then decided to rewatch a few and see if my opinions changed. "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" - it , "The wild Bunch" and "Straw Dogs have always been a cluster at the top for me. BMtHoAG is a grungy, grimy masterpiece even the film stock looks dirty and one step away from dying of alcohol poisoning on Skid Row. It and Wild Bunch are tied for first place with Straw Dogs a close second. Pekinpah's movies esp Bring Me the Head... appear to be operating in real time, not "movie time" which is weird but gives his movies a very real and organic feel. The movie really sticks with you. "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" - My first view ages ago convinced me it was a mess from a guy that lost his talent. This view last week didn't change my mind. It has a few very good scenes but mostly it's a dog's breakfast. While the sense of real time is there, there's no sense of the old or New West, and Bob Dylan...yeesh! he's the dingleberry on this turd sandwich. Just kind of tacked on for no reason and his dialog is just awful. I'd rank "Major Dundee" quite a bit higher than this and it basically considered a failure. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:10 PM (iJfKG) 32
Snappy dialogue and a good plot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7) Thanks. I liked that someone said 'it is meant to be watched to catch everything, not put in the background or a second monitor.' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:11 PM (zZu0s) 33
Nicholas cage generally doesnt do genuinely bad movies well except mandy the wicker man (i withdraw the premise)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:11 PM (bXbFr) 34
Is it physically possible to watch a Bert I. Gordon movie without there being silhouettes of 'bots on the bottom of the screen?
He did "The Amazing Colossal Man" as well, starring Mike Nelson in a bald cap and diaper. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:11 PM (kpS4V) 35
Next will be a Straw Dogs, Cross of Iron, Wild Bunch and Major Dundee rewatch.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:11 PM (iJfKG) 36
Milton was a bit of a dirty hippy.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 30, 2026 08:12 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:14 PM (bXbFr) 38
I'd rank "Major Dundee" quite a bit higher than this and it basically considered a failure.
Posted by: naturalfake I loved that movie as a kid. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:14 PM (ndZc7) 39
Every plate by Doré in my edition of "Paradise Lost" looks like a metal album cover, so it's begging for a heavily metallic treatment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:15 PM (kpS4V) 40
I saw "Spider Noir" and didn't hate it but didn't love it. Buuuut, as always Nicholas Cage gave his all and made it seem better than it was. Brendan Gleeson was good and the singing gal was pretty and a good femme fatale. Worth a watch to0 waste time. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:16 PM (iJfKG) 41
The hammer films tried to exceed their source material
As frankenstein was a one off although the world of early 19th century austria was worth examining Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:17 PM (bXbFr) 42
Citizen Vigilante looks pretty good to me. Could be a complete crap movie...but the theme would be extremely gratifying.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 30, 2026 08:19 PM (XMwZJ) 43
Saw about half of the first episode of "Spider Noir." So far, pretty good.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 30, 2026 08:21 PM (XMwZJ) 44
I'm mostly hoping stole the monster idea from my book Colonial Nightmare.
Not to suck up to the host here, but I'm currently reading 'Colonial Nightmare'. I'm enjoying it so far. It helps that I grew up in the region. At some point, I'm going to visit the museum in Waterford, PA. It's where Ft. LeBeouf was located. I've been wanting to visit Erie, PA for years anyway. I hear it's changed since I last visited it (1980s). Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at May 30, 2026 08:21 PM (bfy6w) 45
As frankenstein was a one off
- You know what I realized about Frankenstein. Stein. He was Jewish. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:24 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:26 PM (bXbFr) 47
wasn't the whole premise an adaptation of the Golem myth?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2026 08:26 PM (gKWVE) 48
>>> Nicholas cage generally doesnt do genuinely bad movies well except mandy the wicker man (i withdraw the premise)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:11 PM (bXbFr) Color Out of Space was not good, in my opinion. And Nic's performance was one of the things that made it not good. Posted by: banana Dream at May 30, 2026 08:26 PM (3uBP9) 49
You know what I realized about Frankenstein. Stein. He was Jewish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:24 PM (ndZc7) I wonder if the Doc gave him a circumcised dick? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s) 50
Need to look again as just saw the announcement in passing (assuming I can even find it again), but presumably Hammer's film of Dracula (Dracula? The Horror of Dracula? their first from 1958 with Cushing and Lee) had some sequences that were shown theatrically in Japan but fell prey to the censors' scissors in England and it was the cut version that was released in the US. Announcement said that an intact version would be released on disc in October.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 08:28 PM (q3u5l) 51
Hard to top (bottom?) "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein":
https://tinyurl.com/fm68mvwu I saw it in 3-D! The organs and limbs come right at you. Udo Kier makes everything better. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:29 PM (kpS4V) 52
Chaucer wrote Middle English. Anyone from Shakespeare and the King James Bible on is using Modern English. Milton is in the latter category.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2026 08:29 PM (6VD39) 53
A discussion of an Arnie Hammer film that does not mention "The Lone Ranger"? Be better, TJM, be better.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2026 08:30 PM (P/woT) 54
I swathe Nicholas Cage "Wicker Man" mentioned upstairs. I re-saw it on streaming last year and I'm now convinced that they were making a comedy or, at least, Cage was. I'm not saying it's a good movie but it's an entertaining movie. I'd watch it again. I like it. Now, if they would only put it out in 4k.... Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:31 PM (iJfKG) 55
You know what I realized about Frankenstein. Stein. He was Jewish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:24 PM (ndZc7) I wonder if the Doc gave him a circumcised dick? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s) Definitely had an enormous schwanzstucher. Posted by: FRONKENSTEEN!!! at May 30, 2026 08:32 PM (TbWk/) 56
Hard to top (bottom?) "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein":
https://tinyurl.com/fm68mvwu I saw it in 3-D! The organs and limbs come right at you. Udo Kier makes everything better. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:29 PM (kpS4V) The main lesson I took away from that movie was- "To know Life, you must fuck death in the gall bladder." Words to live by people. Words to live by. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:34 PM (iJfKG) 57
I had forgotten about that one
Sometimes to tries to hard as that sort of satire with pedro pascal suggests Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:35 PM (bXbFr) 58
You gotta wonder what was up with the whole Armie Hammer thing. It wasn't like he was a great talent orexceptionally good looking. And who outed him and why? The studio already had to know he was weird. Was someone paying to cast him, and then the studio said, "It's not worth it. Let's end this thing"?
Posted by: Wally at May 30, 2026 08:36 PM (uQ0bR) Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:37 PM (iJfKG) 60
Whoever wrote the lone ranger was nutz (there were snippets yoi could salvage it) but arnie hammer as straight man to whatever depp was doing
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:37 PM (bXbFr) 61
Never got around to reading it, but if memory serves, the late great John Collier wrote a screenplay for Paradise Lost. The forthcoming PL will probably not use that script.
Don't know if I'll see that one. Milton's kind of boring, after all, and his jokes were terrible... Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 08:37 PM (q3u5l) 62
It turns out the "Citizen Vigilante" character is the great-great grandson of the Lone Ranger. He discovers his g-g-grandad's diary, and his pearl handled six-shooter, in the attic of the family mansion, and this inspires him to go forth and do justice.
At the end of the movie, CV's car gets blown up/goes off a cliff/plunges into a river and the authorities believe he is dead. The final shot is a hand arising out of the smoke/mist/water and it is holding the six-shooter. Or, I could be wrong and this will be a cinematic treasure, studied for decades in film schools everywhere. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2026 08:39 PM (P/woT) 63
Other projects like the poirot effort shows his limited range
Uwe boll was amusing as long as you were in on the joke Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:39 PM (bXbFr) 64
Yeah thats nearly as plausible
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:40 PM (bXbFr) 65
Just Some Guy,
You're trying to bed Karen Allen, aren't you? Posted by: Wally at May 30, 2026 08:41 PM (uQ0bR) 66
The main lesson I took away from that movie was-
"To know Life, you must fuck death in the gall bladder." Words to live by people. Words to live by. Posted by: naturalfake ---- Our family motto, emblazoned in Latin on our crest. I have that embroidered on a couch cushion. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:41 PM (kpS4V) 67
I saw the original “Wicker Man” from 1973 in the theater: definitely not a comedy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2026 08:41 PM (6VD39) 68
Sometimes you have to know what movie the speaker had been watching to know how to interpret a comment.
https://tinyurl.com/bd8tbruv Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:43 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:44 PM (bXbFr) 70
"Andy Warhol's Frankenstein": I saw it in 3-D! The organs and limbs come right at you. They got the brain out of a Campbell's soup can. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2026 08:46 PM (Cqx++) 71
Movie viewing this week? A re-watch of Battleground and The Young Lions. The Longest Day is on the list for June 6, naturally.
Also caught Carl Foreman's not-often-seen The Victors, which popped up on Tubi. I'd missed that in the theaters back in 63 or 64, and I don't know that it's ever been released on disc. Episodic flick, from a book by Alexander Baron called The Human Kind which is a book of vignettes based on Baron's experiences in WWII. Some of the film's episodes are so-so; some are really nicely done IMHO. Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 08:46 PM (q3u5l) 72
OT, but I'm watching a Nova on Neanderthal and wooly mammoth remains uncovered in southern England and every time they show a thick mammoth leg bone I get a hankering for meat. Well, they do say we're two to three percent Neanderthal.
Wonder what mammoth meat tastes like... 🦣 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:47 PM (kpS4V) 73
I saw the original “Wicker Man” from 1973 in the theater: definitely not a comedy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 30, 2026 08:41 PM (6VD39) The Nicholas Cage remake plays very much as a "fish out of water" comedy of the "Naked Gun" straight face variety. It's not quite "Frank Drebbin trying to solve a mystery on the Island of Karens" but definitely lives in the same neighborhood. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 08:47 PM (iJfKG) 74
Sometimes you have to know what movie the speaker had been watching to know how to interpret a comment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 30, 2026 08:43 PM (ndZc7) Pshaw! Next you'll expect capitalization, punctuation, and grammar that resembles English! Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 30, 2026 08:47 PM (P/woT) 75
Cv seems to be hitman splicd with bat man
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 08:48 PM (bXbFr) 76
They showed "Mrs. Minniver" recently and for the first time also the 1950 sequel, "The Minniver Story", about postwar adjustment and family dealing with loves and loss. Not as great as the first but packed with real emotion and you could feel the deep connection between the husband and wife.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:51 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 08:52 PM (q3u5l) 78
Anybody seen "Backrooms"? Feelings?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V) 79
Mrs. Cop wanted to go see The Sheep Detectives a couple of weeks ago. It's a fairly cute little movie in which a flock of sheep work to solve the murder of their shepherd. The gag is that the sheep talk among themselves but the human only hear the baa sounds.
It's based on the novel, Three Bags Full, and the movie cuts out all the awful parts of the novel that I hated. The novel had some digs at Christianity and religion in general that I detested, and - surprise! - the murder isn't a murder, but a suicide. Avoid the novel, it's bad. The movie has a more satisfying ending than the novel. Overall rating = 3.5/5. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (ksbjf) 80
TJM, I have to ask, when will your Hammer series be presented? I believe there are over 200 films to be viewed and reviewed, so it must be a monumental task. Your AoS nic has been "Hammer" for months! I expect it will be a marathon definitive series whenever you're ready!
Posted by: jayhawkone at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (QSaoA) 81
Anybody seen "Backrooms"? Feelings?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V) *stubs out cigarette, blows smoke* I try to avoid feelings, miss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s) 82
An interesting subject, and it's made me realize I pay almost no attention any more to upcoming movies. There is no national cinema, so there's no strong buzz about what everyone might be seeing. We are all off seeing many different things. Maybe that's why the past is more of a lure for TJM. I catch up on award bait toward the end of the year, but I'm a little lucky I'm in a film critics group and they send movies to me. I don't review much anymore, even though I get sent screening invitations daily. I'd much rather post here about whimsical topics than review a specific movie. And when I do go to see a big summer movie or anything like that I'm routinely disappointed. The last Superman movie was almost unwatchable for me. I tend to like things that come out on Netflix that I may not have seen. The docu-series on Ulyssess Grant was pretty decent. Thanks for this post. Interesting for me to think about.
Posted by: Lex at May 30, 2026 08:57 PM (y4H1r) 83
80 TJM, I have to ask, when will your Hammer series be presented? I believe there are over 200 films to be viewed and reviewed, so it must be a monumental task. Your AoS nic has been "Hammer" for months! I expect it will be a marathon definitive series whenever you're ready!
Posted by: jayhawkone at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (QSaoA) === 176, with 3 missing. I'm halfway through. October. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 30, 2026 08:58 PM (7RBt4) 84
Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (ksbjf)
---- That puts "Three Bags Full" in the short "Movie Was Better Than the Book" category, along with "Jaws". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:58 PM (kpS4V) 85
I try to avoid feelings, miss.
Posted by: Aetius451AD --- I meant to say "Thoughts?", you big burly slab o' man, you. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 09:00 PM (kpS4V) 86
Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 30, 2026 08:56 PM (ksbjf)
---- That puts "Three Bags Full" in the short "Movie Was Better Than the Book" category, along with "Jaws". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 08:58 PM (kpS4V) True, but they changed the movie title to The Sheep Detectives I think what worked for the movie Jaws was that the shark was mostly a lurking menace. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 30, 2026 09:01 PM (ksbjf) 87
Ready Player One was a better movie than book. It wasnt a good movie, but it was better than the book.
Posted by: Wally at May 30, 2026 09:01 PM (uQ0bR) 88
I meant to say "Thoughts?", you big burly slab o' man, you.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 09:00 PM (kpS4V) I've only heard things about it. It sounds like it is the thing the kids found scary after the slender man shit. I haven't heard anything from someone who's actually seen the movie. I get the impression it is like atmospheric creepy- which could be good. But ADHD generation makes me wonder if they can set a tone and stick to it before some sort of payoff. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s) 89
Watching Backrooms soon. Seems popular on a Saturday night.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 30, 2026 09:04 PM (YMCu2) 90
You know what's popular on a Saturday night?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 30, 2026 09:08 PM (U2++c) 92
You know what's popular on a Saturday night?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s) Drinking. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 30, 2026 09:09 PM (snZF9) 93
I was watching the James Bond retired so they replaced him with a woman of color of course movie but I had to stop.it to get to bed
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 09:10 PM (Ia/+0) 94
Uwe Boll is Ed Wood in boxing gloves.
Saw "Ed Wood" again recently. Brilliance. Bunny Breckinridge is Bill Murray's greatest roll. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2026 09:12 PM (kpS4V) 95
Skip,
Was the James Bond retired movie any good? I wasn't too crazy about much of the Craig flicks, so hadn't bothered with that one yet. Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:12 PM (q3u5l) 96
Question for anyone who feels like answering it:
I'm thinking of replacing few of my old favorites on DVD with Blu-Rays. Is there enough difference in picture/sound to make it worth bothering with? Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:15 PM (q3u5l) 97
No time left to die (was pretty much a mess) they sacrificed important figures like bowling pins leiter blofeld and finally bond himself what was the point
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 09:15 PM (bXbFr) 98
The movie I'm looking forward to is a black comedy entitled "Wild Horse Nine."
Cast: John Malkovich, Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits, and Parker Posey Clips I've seen fall into my wheelhouse for entertainment. Martin McDonagh (In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Three Billboards) wrote and directed, which the reason I think it will be fun. The cast is solid. Rockwell is always entertaining. I believe it's scheduled to pop out in November. Oh, and another positive. Mark Ruffalo was set to be in it, and Steve Buscemi took his slot. BONUS! Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2026 09:17 PM (dIske) 99
Question for anyone who feels like answering it:
I'm thinking of replacing few of my old favorites on DVD with Blu-Rays. Is there enough difference in picture/sound to make it worth bothering with? Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:15 PM (q3u5l) If your TV screen is large, yes! Very much so. If your TV screen is small, the difference won't be as big. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2026 09:18 PM (iJfKG) 100
That seems good walken stole seven psychopaths from rockwell and co
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 09:18 PM (bXbFr) Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2026 09:18 PM (rbvCR) 102
Sam neil as max schell kinda works
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 30, 2026 09:20 PM (bXbFr) 103
I'm thinking of replacing few of my old favorites on DVD with Blu-Rays. Is there enough difference in picture/sound to make it worth bothering with?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:15 PM (q3u5l) Yes, but try to get 4k or some other remastered version if possible. Or it won't matter. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:22 PM (zZu0s) 104
Naturalfake -
Two tvs in the house -- a 50-inch (mostly used by The Actual Management aka Mrs Some Guy) and a 43-inch which serves as my computer monitor when I'm not reading or watching a movie. So maybe not much difference depending on how desirable the extras on the Blu-Ray may be? Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:22 PM (q3u5l) 105
The Event Horizon was a retelling of The Black Hole.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2026 09:18 PM (rbvCR) Hmmm. Ghost Ship in space. Check. Maniacal scientist. Check. But, I think Black Hole is a stronger story because it is human evil rather than the 40kish Event Horizon hell dimension. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s) 106
8 But, I do keep abreast of current day movie news
Speaking of that, when do we get our definitive ranking of the films of Russ Meyer? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) ==== When I'm good and ready! Posted by: TJM's phone --- Tinto Brass? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 30, 2026 09:25 PM (cr9uY) 107
Andy Sedaris.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:25 PM (zZu0s) 108
Re extras on disc -
Some years back I'd grabbed a Blu-Ray of Burn Witch Burn, which included some extras like an all-too-short interview with Richard Matheson and some commentary by the flick's lead actor Peter Wyngarde. Wyngarde seemed like such an ass in that interview that I finally dumped the Blu-Ray and kept my old DVD. Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:26 PM (q3u5l) 109
Both have very cool ships though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s) 110
James Bond movies have gotten a bit cartoonist, the hero hardly misses with a bullet, plots clme, fall apart then come out again.
But I watch action moves so will see the ending tomorrow Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 09:27 PM (Ia/+0) 111
The Great Revolt of 1381 was an interesting event. The 14 year-old Richard II managed to put it down, but the palace of his Uncle, the hated John of Gaunt, was burned to the ground.
I would normally look forward to such a film, but Hollywood does it's best to disappoint. I'm sure they'll cast young Richard as a black female... Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 30, 2026 09:28 PM (iaj2d) 112
Of all of the franchises out there, why have they not done remakes/spinoffs of Back To The Future? Why merge this with the Jurassic franchise?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 30, 2026 09:30 PM (D1E+2) 113
Of all of the franchises out there, why have they not done remakes/spinoffs of Back To The Future? Why merge this with the Jurassic franchise?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone Because the writer and owner of the rights has flat out said no fucking way. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2026 09:31 PM (YZ0Fo) 114
Black Hole had Roddy McDowall and Slim Pickens. As robots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2026 09:32 PM (Cqx++) 115
It is on Tubi but said 3 more days so figured might as well see it.
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 09:33 PM (Ia/+0) 116
Never got around to seeing The Black Hole. Now I'm picturing a robot Slim Pickens waving his hat and screaming Wahoo as the ship gets pulled into the black hole.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:35 PM (q3u5l) 117
The Event Horizon was a retelling of The Black Hole.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2026 09:18 PM (rbvCR) --- I can see that. Both of them rely on traveling through the singularity at the center of a black hole to arrive "elsewhere." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 09:37 PM (gnNyN) 118
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2026 09:38 PM (Ia/+0) 119
The DeLorean time dashboard:
I don't get it. 🕘❓ I can't much relate to the cinephiles community, but I'll pretend to try by mentioning (again) that this past week we've punched two holes in our Iconic Movies card, They Live and Stargate. Wasn't all that impressed with either one, but didn't have high expectations anyway. And they were free on YooToob. Finally got to see They Live after all these years of seeing the sunglasses memes. What next, I wonders. Posted by: mindful webworker - jittery and scratched at an unsteady 12 frames per second at May 30, 2026 09:40 PM (kU8xu) 120
Stargate the movie was not all that good. Not a huge fan of the series either. I prefer the Capitol ship ideas of Star Trek.
They Live just hit some themes that resonates eith people. Some good lines and themes. Not a great movie. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 30, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s) 121
Fell asleep during Stargate and never went back to it. Someday, maybe. They Live was okay, but it never struck me as close to peak Carpenter and I have no plans to revisit any time soon.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:46 PM (q3u5l) 122
I can't much relate to the cinephiles community, but I'll pretend to try by mentioning (again) that this past week we've punched two holes in our Iconic Movies card, They Live and Stargate. Wasn't all that impressed with either one, but didn't have high expectations anyway. And they were free on YooToob. Finally got to see They Live after all these years of seeing the sunglasses memes.
What next, I wonders. Posted by: mindful webworker - jittery and scratched at an unsteady 12 frames per second at May 30, 2026 09:40 PM (kU8xu) The Stargate universe was one of those rare ones where the series vastly improved on the universe set up by the original movie. Still, it's nice to see where it all started. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2026 09:48 PM (edUvp) 123
Even Horizon was a trainwreck of a production, and it shows in the final product. The first team working on it wanted to make it a cerebral sci-fi movie, possibly something like Solaris. They got about halfway through production execs viewed what they'd done and shouted BORING!!!! So they brought in a new team to make a horror movie, and this bunch was mostly interested in just throwing buckets of blood around the set. Still, most of the original team was still there and they kept trying to keep some of their original idea alive.
In the end, the producers just jammed the two sets of work together without much rhyme or reason and shouted THAT'S A WRAP! Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2026 09:54 PM (edUvp) 124
The Stargate universe was one of those rare ones where the series vastly improved on the universe set up by the original movie. Still, it's nice to see where it all started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2026 09:48 PM (edUvp) ---- Stargate was always a pretty solid mid-tier science fiction franchise. Not quite as good as some others, but definitely worth watching if nothing else appealed to you when you were channel surfing. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2026 09:54 PM (gnNyN) Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 30, 2026 09:54 PM (q3u5l) 126
Stream of consciousness....
Armie Hammer ----> Armand Assante -----> Striptease ----> Demi Moore ----> BOOBS! This is AOS, after all. Posted by: buddhaha at May 30, 2026 09:55 PM (PC+XL) 127
ONT is here!
Posted by: clarence at May 30, 2026 10:01 PM (c1D+3) 128
>Is there enough difference in picture/sound to make it worth bothering with?
Not just yes, but *hell*, yes. Not in sound; 5.1 is 5.1 and if you don't have a 5.1 sound system it doesn't matter. The difference between 480p and 1080p OTOH is huge. A lot does depend on how good your eyesight is and how good the upscaling is on your disc player/TV. Cheap players/TV will do naive upscaling, resulting in blurry video at full HD resolutions. Expensive ones have the processing power to do real-time filtering, improving the picture immensely. Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 30, 2026 11:28 PM (LgYtf) 129
Uwe Boll is a regular columnist on the "Tichys Einblick" website. Imagine a cross between Ed Anger and Nostradamus (but in German), and you're close.
Posted by: Mission of Mercy at May 30, 2026 11:29 PM (WyBHN) 130
>Stargate the movie was not all that good. Not a huge fan of the series either
I have high school friends who went on to work on the SG-1 show crew after graduation, so I got to occasionally hang out on site, go to cast & crew parties, etc. What always amused me about the series was how little the writers and producers cared about the thing as anything but a cheap subsidy farm and syndication filler. They were genuinely bewildered by their own fanbase's avidity, and repeatedly wrote scenes and entire episodes mocking how seriously the fans took the show. Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 30, 2026 11:37 PM (LgYtf) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0265 seconds. |
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