No One Believes Jill Biden's "Gaslighting" Campaign -- Especially Not the Leftwing Media Operatives and Democrats Who Conspired to Cover This Up, and Now Have Pretend They Were "Fooled" by a Conspiracy They Were Always Part of

Trump has Questions about "Doctor" Jill Biden's new op:

Fox News
@FoxNews
2h
JUST IN: President Trump launches a scathing attack on Jill Biden after she admitted that she thought her husband was having a "stroke" during their infamous 2024 presidential debate.
"She said that she thought he was having a 'stroke,' and various other really bad things, and yet never rushed onto the stage to help her troubled husband, as any good wife would do."
"As many have asked, did my strong performance in that debate cause him to, plain and simple, 'choke,' leading to his ignominious defeat, or were there other reasons? Nobody else knows the answer to that, BUT I DO!!!"

Leftwing CNN reporter: Jill Biden's story is "revisionist history," Democrat sources tell me she's lying and "gaslighting" the American voters now just as she did back then.

Dasha Burns
@DashaBurns
May 28
A former senior Biden campaign advisor tells me Jill Biden's comments are "revisionist history."
"She and a handful of other close advisors around President Biden kept gaslighting us, telling those of us on the campaign we were the ones who were wrong, and that he just had a 'bad night.' I think she saw the reputational harm this caused her and is therefore taking a new position."
@playbookdc

Politico's Alex Thompson, who had some low level of credibility on this for at least permitting the question of Biden's mental fitness, before throwing it away to co-write his book "exposing" this with Dementia Denier Jake the Fake Tapper:

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
One former Biden official reacts to this with just: "she's lying."

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
What Alex is admitting here is that a former Biden official knew Biden was senile, but did not say it at the time, and is now calling Jill Biden "bullshit" for saying it now.
Alex, do you see how much this reflects badly on you for protecting this person so you could sell books?

First Democrats (including Democrat Comms Media) covered up Biden's senility. Then they covered up the cover up by demanding the story go away and no one search for accountability except from the Five Designated Fall-Guys, Biden, "Doctor" Jill, and his three most senior co-conspirators.

Democrats are angry that "Doctor" Jill is ruining their cover-up of the cover-up:

The media is pretending it's shocked and outraged about being "tricked" into repeating the Bidens' lies to the public every week for four years -- but will a single media interviewer ask "Doctor" Jill hard questions about why she didn't immediately drive Joe to the hospital if she had "never, ever" seen this behavior "before or since" and was "frightened" that he was "having a stroke" on stage?

In fact she immediately whisked the Shambling Withered Husk off to a post-debate rally and paraded his Grim Mockery of Human Life before a crowd of horrified spectators, telling him "Joe, you did great! You answered every question, you knew all the facts!"

If the media really want to prove they're not in on the con, they'll confront her.

It's not even necessary that they get her to agree to an interview. They can just send a question to her and her PR people asking them why she left Biden on stage to die of a stroke, and report her refusal to answer the question.

But.

They.

Will.

Not.

Because "journalists" have the same interest that the Democrat Party does -- they want to smother this fire, not add oxygen to it, to grant political cover and advantage to (you'll never guess!) the Democrat Party they all vote for and belong to and scheme behind-the-scenes with.

They were on it. Period. They supported the now-acknowledged lie for as long as was physically possible and then acted shocked and offended when the lie was exposed.

They will just continue passive-aggressively shunning the Bidens, hoping they will take the hint and stop embarrasing them by exposing their own complicity in the Cheapfake Op on the American public.

Rep. Adam Smith admits Democrats covered up Biden's mental decline:

“It was very clear, you know probably a couple of years out, that Joe Biden was not going to be a credible candidate president because of his age and declining health. In my mind that’s not even debatable…” pic.twitter.com/SXysuuQYT0
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 28, 2026

Even DEI Debbie now gets it, after lying about Cheapfakes and "misleading videos" for years:

Abby Phillip’s incredible journey on Joe Biden and the cognitive decline story:

June 17, 2024: Republicans are using misleading videos to weaponize questions about Biden’ age.

June 28, 2024 (post-debate): Isn’t it possible that Biden’s age is affecting his ability to do the… pic.twitter.com/RXv7mBV1eQ
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 29, 2026

Even fired fatbody former CNN Thumb Christh Cthilitha gets it:

Jill Biden is one of the most horrible women ever to be First Lady.

Mystery solved.

It was never really a secret. https://t.co/1JEYnSAC89
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) May 29, 2026

Sonny Hostin, on the other hand, is still on Team "Doctor" Jill, though she does have some minor doubts.

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Sunny Hostin praise Jill Biden how she "stands by her man" but only now admits that they at The View had personally seen how Joe Biden "faltered" and "lost his train of thought and she [Jill] will jump right in" to save him.
"But, i have to say, I'm a little disappointed in the fact that she was living with Joe Biden, she must have seen some of his decline. She must have seen it," Hostin declared.

This is about the take of the entire view-- they're all still on Team "Doctor" Jill but are disappointed she missed the signs of Biden's decline.

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
1h
The View defends Jill Biden's flip-flopping about her husband's condition post-debate in a CBS interview. Without address Jill saying she thought Joe had a stroke but didn't take him to a hospital, Ana Navarro says she was being a good wife and believes what she said in the interview:
JOY BEHAR: So, why do you think she's saying this now? She didn't say it then. What do you make of this whole thing?
ANA NAVARRO: People lie after debates. Right? It's called spinning. Every time -- I have seen debates where there's clearly one candidate who has bombed and next thing you know you get the press, 'so-and-so won the debate handily.'
She's not going to going to say, 'Joe, you bombed!' You know, he was still running.
BEHAR: What would you have said if you were her?
NAVARRO: 'Joe, you did great!' I mean, if it's your husband running for president.
BEHAR: She did what she thought she was doing.
NAVARRO: I think she was doing what a political spouse and what somebody supporting her husband - at that point they didn't know he was going to continue running or not, he was still running.
I - you know, I believe her because I think -- I believe her in this interview. I think Jill Biden is a truthful person and I also think -- I suspect she's watched it a lot of times since, which is different than watching it in real time when you watch -- like we just watched it right now and both said, this is painful to watch.
BEHAR: It was painful to watch.

The View remains, if you can believe it, dumber than mud that's been fucked by retards.

Jill Biden was SO concerned her husband had a stroke during the debate she started a “4 more years” chant right after. What a power hungry sociopath. pic.twitter.com/kwpmnjVO3v
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) May 27, 2026

The corrupt communist media that covered for Biden's dementia for five years now demands we examine Trump's non-dementia:

Absolute masterpiece. pic.twitter.com/EBEJCrnobs
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 29, 2026

That's the fired over-the-top Democrat shill Margaret Sullivan, who was shitcanned by the Washington Post because she was so embarrassingly Yay Feminism! Yay Democrats! Yay Transgenders! that she destroyed the credibility of everyone in a two-mile radius.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM

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1 Leftwing CNN reporter: Jill Biden's story is "revisionist history," Democrat sources tell me she's lying and "gaslighting" the American voters now just as she did back then.

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"But all the other Democrats are always telling the truth about obviously untruthful things."
-leftwing CNN reporter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:18 PM (7RBt4)

2 Dr. Jill, LOL, now just Jill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 01:18 PM (73/SM)

3 I think there's a high probability that after Joe croaks, Jill will pickle him, have him carved up and sell of the pieces as collectibles.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 29, 2026 01:18 PM (Sco7b)

4 Jill should have gone up there and escorted him from the stage, during the debate. Imagine PDJT's reaction heh.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 29, 2026 01:19 PM (y171U)

5 That's E. Jean Carroll woman! No? huh...look alike they do

Posted by: runner at May 29, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

6 They were on it. Period. They supported the now-acknowledged lie for as long as was physically possible and then acted shocked and offended when the lie was exposed.

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"But they're not in on any other lie. It was just that one time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:19 PM (7RBt4)

7 I can't help thinking that Jill is somehow the sacrificial lamb, here.

This allows the DNC and the media to distance itself from the "deception" of the Biden white house.

Just in time for the new fraudulent elections.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

8 I liked The Strokes. Decent guitarist. Haven't released any new music in a while.

Posted by: fly gal at May 29, 2026 01:20 PM (+8HoB)

9 Dr. Jill, LOL, now just Jill.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 01:18 PM (73/SM)
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That's how you always know that the long knives have turned.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

10 This is how good we've got it, how slow the news is: we're talking about King Pantsshitter and his wife Frau Doktor Professor Jill.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Y6K7e)

11 "This is the sharpest Biden ever."

Morning Joe, like a week before the debate.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Kdi1r)

12 Oh boy, more "Doktor" Jill.

Just what we've always wanted.

Posted by: XTC at May 29, 2026 01:22 PM (FpHTM)

13 Tapioca!

Posted by: Shambling Withered Husk at May 29, 2026 01:22 PM (wVcYX)

14 Her leftwing "interviewer" believed her, and nodded her head in sympathy and agreement.

Posted by: M. Gaga at May 29, 2026 01:22 PM (KiBMU)

15 Lamestream media at the time said the Biden Trump debate was a draw. LOL

Posted by: Joemarine at May 29, 2026 01:22 PM (y171U)

16 Remember when the View ladies said DOCTOR JILL should be the Surgeon General? Good times.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)

17 7 I can't help thinking that Jill is somehow the sacrificial lamb, here.

This allows the DNC and the media to distance itself from the "deception" of the Biden white house.

Just in time for the new fraudulent elections.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

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There are moments when obvious lies tear the blindfolds off of people.

Those who saw through the media's shilling for Democrats at that moment...most of them don't go back.

Any attempt to regain ground is really just a salve for the people who refuse to accept what they already know, the ones who have to justify continued believe in the media because they know something's wrong but can't or won't admit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (7RBt4)

18 Different strokes for different folks, ehh Dr Jiill?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (2WIwB)

19 Takes out voice recorder. Hits rewind for a split second. Hits play.

"I don't really care, Margaret"

Hits rewind again so it's setup for the next time.

Posted by: banana Dream - different Margaret, but it's still very useful at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (3uBP9)

20 ...I think she saw the reputational harm this caused her and is therefore taking a new position."

As some other super smart person once said "What difference at this point does it make?" Why should DOCTOR Jill give a crap about her reputation? She has nothing to sell any more.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

21 Her leftwing "interviewer" believed her, and nodded her head in sympathy and agreement.
Posted by: M. Gaga at May 29, 2026 01:22 PM (KiBMU)
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That's probably part of the con the DNC is pulling on Jill Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

22 I replaced the DEI Debbie vid with one showing her "evolution" on the question of Cheapfakes and "Misleading videos."

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (1wjle)

23 22 I replaced the DEI Debbie vid with one showing her "evolution" on the question of Cheapfakes and "Misleading videos."

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (1wjle)

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Only misinformation experts are allowed to do such things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (7RBt4)

24 I sometimes like to stroke out IYKWM.

Posted by: Graham Porto-Platner at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (gKWVE)

25 This is how good we've got it, how slow the news is: we're talking about King Pantsshitter and his wife Frau Doktor Professor Jill.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Y6K7e)

We didn't get a harrumph out of this guy!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (dK+Kv)

26 The Bidens are a family full of people that serve as nothing but an example that makes actual trailer trash go: "SEE!"

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (oqH4h)

27 Joe and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Joe fell down, and broke his crown,
And Jill said: "Oh fucking whatever"

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)

28 26 The Bidens are a family full of people that serve as nothing but an example that makes actual trailer trash go: "SEE!"

Posted by: ballistic at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (oqH4h)

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According to anonymous sources, Jill and Hunter had sex on Beau's corpse at his funeral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (7RBt4)

29 #BelieveFormerFirstLadies

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (KsNkq)

30 She really is a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (2WIwB)

31 Jill, in the car, after the debate. "Joe, let's face the facts. I gave you a nasal swab with some of that shit Hunter had and it didn't bump you. Maybe you stroked out up there. Look, we're going to the Waffle House, so none of that N word stuff. Have a patty melt, grin and wave like a good boy. Oh, Joe, let me give you a shot of Febreeze. I think it happened again."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (gm9Sb)

32 This DOKTOR Jill person. Sheesh!

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (wVcYX)

33 >>>8 I liked The Strokes. Decent guitarist. Haven't released any new music in a while.

I liked the one song a lot, but didn't really love anything else.

There's this two-girl band from Argentina called Pacifica who LOVES the Strokes and who does covers of half of their songs.

Here's a band that was recommended by, I think, Justin Hawkins of The Darkness. The Cardiacs. They went nowhere but this song is good.

https://youtu.be/9rWhDsk4K18?
si=svZCeAMSQXtc4tyW

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (1wjle)

34 Think of it: a national election was stolen and a mentally-impaired puppet was installed as President

a faceless cabal exercised power behind the scenes, and ruthlessly pursued its political enemies, while flooding the country with 'new voters'

...and they got away with it.

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)

35 24 I sometimes like to stroke out IYKWM.
Posted by: Graham Porto-Platner at May 29, 2026 01:24 PM (gKWVE)
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Go on...

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 29, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)

36 As some other super smart person once said "What difference at this point does it make?" Why should DOCTOR Jill give a crap about her reputation? She has nothing to sell any more.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

Hmmm. What about on Only Fans?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew8)

37 Now Have to Show How Offended They Are That They Were "Fooled" by a Conspiracy They Were Always P

I'm just going to assume Ace meant the next letters to be "E-N-I-S".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

38 34 Think of it: a national election was stolen and a mentally-impaired puppet was installed as President

a faceless cabal exercised power behind the scenes, and ruthlessly pursued its political enemies, while flooding the country with 'new voters'

...and they got away with it.

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)

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The point of such schemes is to retain power beyond a single, predetermined term of power.

It's not to graft and throw a country into chaos for 4 years and then hand everything back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (7RBt4)

39 So, if you're reading the tea leaves, this is all Team Kamala:

See, if Joe would have left the race earlier* she would have won, so it's only fair to give her another chance.
She deserves a full campaign season.
Where she is properly positioned for success.

*that would be all of ... three weeks earlier. Because nobody but nobody was calling for Joe to drop out before the debate.
My pre-debate favorite was "Lil' Talarico," Harry Sisson giggling and snorting how Joe was going to crush Trump in the debate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (73/SM)

40 Damn Minx.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

41
I could'a been first loser! And morally obligated ot "nood, y'all'.

For those of you non-veterans....this is how a proper e4 mafioso shams...

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (1xk0I)

42 I figure that the DNC worked her kind of like John Dean did Nixon: "Gee, sir the break-in will look bad for us, we need to cover this up."

Dean was definitely key to the fix to get Nixon. Probably a number of Nixon's advisors who "turned" on him were probably part of the fix.

Only it was, "You know what would help out the release of your memoirs? That the people believe you that you could not have seen this coming for Joe...."

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

43 Joe Biden's corvette has an eight stroke engine and it goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it, Jack!

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle)

44 Ian S., to the white courtesy barrel....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (wtvvX)

45 I love Trump's comment. It is so Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

46 I thirst.
-- The Barrel

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

47 Strokin' to the East
Strokin' to the West
Strokin' out on stage
Is what he do best

Joe be strokin'!

Posted by: New Zombie Clarence Carter at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (wVcYX)

48 Think of it: a national election was stolen and a mentally-impaired puppet was installed as President

a faceless cabal exercised power behind the scenes, and ruthlessly pursued its political enemies, while flooding the country with 'new voters'

...and they got away with it.
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)

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Excellent summary.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (2WIwB)

49 "Fishnets" would never lie, would she?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ48h)

50 39 So, if you're reading the tea leaves, this is all Team Kamala:

See, if Joe would have left the race earlier* she would have won, so it's only fair to give her another chance.
She deserves a full campaign season.
Where she is properly positioned for success.

*that would be all of ... three weeks earlier. Because nobody but nobody was calling for Joe to drop out before the debate.
My pre-debate favorite was "Lil' Talarico," Harry Sisson giggling and snorting how Joe was going to crush Trump in the debate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (73/SM)

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Well, this has been the common pro-Kamala refraid since November of 2024.

It was the point of her book, 107 Days, and it's the most common refrain from supporters when they get asked why Kamala should run again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (7RBt4)

51 43 Joe Biden's corvette has an eight stroke engine and it goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it, Jack!
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle)

*Billy Squier has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (xcxpd)

52 They aren't even interested in a plea deal. That's either a suicide pact or

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (YlWIZ)

53 "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, IAN S.!!!!"

Posted by: The Barrel at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

54 As some other super smart person once said "What difference at this point does it make?" Why should DOCTOR Jill give a crap about her reputation? She has nothing to sell any more.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

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Her memoirs are in the works--I think June.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

55 Well if Jill is experiencing the FNM turning on her I guess that is a tiny bit of karma.

The odd thing is the FNM could have picked a not horrible candidate in 2019-2020 and pushed them heavily as they did for Barky in 2007-2008. But they chose not to. Perhaps the word came down that the DS didn't have enough leverage over the other candidates, or Joe and Jill knew too much and would expose things if the commiecrats tried to cut them out.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (AOl+5)

56 45 I love Trump's comment. It is so Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)

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If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (7RBt4)

57 *Billy Squier has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (xcxpd)
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Has he danced around like a poof, yet?

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

58
In this particular case, I believe Dr Jill Biden.

Right before the debate began, President Joe Biden was heard singing in his best Billy Squier imitation:

"Stroke me, Stroke me
Stroke! Stroke!"

And apparently it worked.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (iJfKG)

59 Q: Did you hear the joke about the gas lighter?
A: No, what is it?
Q: You already heard it.
A: No, what is the joke about the gas lighter?
Q: What do you mean, there is no joke.
A: You just said there was!
Q: You are crazy

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)

60 Patriot Act, do your stuff. Either all that SIGINT is there like we were told or

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (YlWIZ)

61 Two problems for people like the Bidens is 1) that they were able to trade their knowledge of and involvement in criminal acts for power based on a future value of more criminal acts. Because there is a balance there. Your involvement is a liability that can be easily solved by your non-existence. But if you provide additional value beyond your liability in the form of future underhanded deals then it extends your clock. 2) they are very stupid and dropped the ball on their future worth and in the balance are now mostly a liability that needs solved.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (3uBP9)

62 "Fishnets" would never lie, would she?

Hips don't lie. I'm not sure if there's been a ruling on fishnets.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

63 Billy Squier does not deserve to be linked to Joe Biden like this. It's a shonda.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle)

64 >>>62 "Fishnets" would never lie, would she?

FENCEnets, Jack! The even trashier cousin of fishnets!

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

65
Takes out voice recorder. Hits rewind for a split second. Hits play.
"I don't really care, Margaret"
Hits rewind again so it's setup for the next time.
Posted by: banana Dream

Questions your sobriety from the previous time you used the clipboard to do this...

Shouldn't the recorder be primed for use?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1xk0I)

66 (no shade intended to either fencenets or fishnets. Trashy can be pretty awesome in the right context)

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

67 Well if Jill is experiencing the FNM turning on her I guess that is a tiny bit of karma.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (AOl+5)
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Not really, because the media is so much more complicit in all of the Democrat party's success in fooling Americans.

Joe's shot. There isn't a whole lot more than Jill can do to you. Meanwhile the media is taking a breather for their next assault. And spinning the line that though they were soldiers marching to the "Sharp as ever" campaign, they were taken totally unawares by Joe's decline, Honest Injun.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)

68 So, if you're reading the tea leaves, this is all Team Kamala:

See, if Joe would have left the race earlier* she would have won, so it's only fair to give her another chance.

That makes sense (of a sort, I guess) for her but what's in it for Jill? It's not like they were ever friends or anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:32 PM (vTZFs)

69 during our spectacular, and highly rated, 2024 Presidential Debate

Combined with "spectacular", that parenthetical cracks me up.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 29, 2026 01:32 PM (qivay)

70 She really is a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Diogenes
......

Matriarch of the Biden Crime and Incest Family

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2026 01:33 PM (UjdFS)

71 Alexander Butterfield, John Dean, Liddy, kind oof like a hormonal cascade.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 29, 2026 01:33 PM (YlWIZ)

72 >>>62 "Fishnets" would never lie, would she?

FENCEnets, Jack! The even trashier cousin of fishnets!
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

This gone be serious.

Posted by: Morris Day at May 29, 2026 01:33 PM (wVcYX)

73 It's not lying if it serves the goal of retaining and growing power. Don't you rubes know anything?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 01:33 PM (Dv3i1)

74 Here's a band that was recommended by, I think, Justin Hawkins of The Darkness. The Cardiacs. They went nowhere but this song is good.

https://youtu.be/9rWhDsk4K18?
si=svZCeAMSQXtc4tyW
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (1wjle)
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Thanks for the recommendation, Ace. That's a trippy tune. I like it.

Posted by: fly gal at May 29, 2026 01:34 PM (+8HoB)

75 >>>Thanks for the recommendation, Ace. That's a trippy tune. I like it.

np. there's a video version but the sound quality is lame.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:34 PM (1wjle)

76 "We beat Medicare!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:34 PM (TZz9Q)

77
This is about the take of the entire view-- they're all still on Team "Doctor" Jill but are disappointed she missed the signs of Biden's decline._/i]

'Xcuse me for whippin' this out, but does not this call into question WhoPeed's assertion that "Doctor" Jill was "a great doctor and would make a fantastic Sturgeon General"?

It smells to me like it does. Just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 01:34 PM (IWEBk)

78 I see the media going after the Biden's as a big "See!!! We treat every side equally!"

You cannot hate them enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 01:34 PM (2WIwB)

79 Kamala found the stupid threshhold between state and federal. Now they have to cap it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (YlWIZ)

80 54 As some other super smart person once said "What difference at this point does it make?" Why should DOCTOR Jill give a crap about her reputation? She has nothing to sell any more.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

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Her memoirs are in the works--I think June.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

And OnlyFans can also tide her over. I hope she doesn't ruin green dildos for us.

As a caregiver for years, this kind of pisses me off as I think about it more. No, if you give a damn, you notice every small change, you're hyper-alert as if you have a newborn.

It eventually blends together but still. What a sub-human bitch. On the plus side, Joe got what he deserved.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (Sco7b)

81 The leftists are screaming " Trump has dementia" much louder than before. They think volume will drown out Dr Jill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (SW0z7)

82 Hey, I was pretty sharp!

Posted by: Presidential Autopen at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (Dv3i1)

83 Any attempt to regain ground is really just a salve for the people who refuse to accept what they already know, the ones who have to justify continued believe in the media because they know something's wrong but can't or won't admit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:23 PM (7RBt4)
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Unfortunately, the catch-up doesn't happen fast enough, though.

As Keynes said, in the long run, we're all dead.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

84 >>> Shouldn't the recorder be primed for use?
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1xk0I)

What is this? A time travel movie plot? Ok ok... I'll put in a flashback where I show how I was going to prime the recorder that time but I was attacked by a flock of pterodactyls which distracted me and I didn't have enough time. I'll actually make that a major plot point now. Yeah! Now it's a buddy movie with pterodactyls! So there!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (3uBP9)

85 "But all the other Democrats are always telling the truth about obviously untruthful things."
-leftwing CNN reporter
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For the Prog/Left/Dems 'Truth' is highly malleable, merely a convenient and useful construct. Recall Biden intoning 'We believe in truth, not facts'. The guy should have been roasted by the media for that, but...no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

86 BEHAR: She did what she thought she was doing.

that's right up there with "we are the change we're waiting for"

Posted by: anachronda at May 29, 2026 01:36 PM (v3pYe)

87 83 As Keynes said, in the long run, we're all dead.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

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Speak for yourself.

I plan to live forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:36 PM (7RBt4)

88
A former senior Biden campaign advisor tells me Jill Biden's comments are "revisionist history."

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I've seen a few anonymous sources close to the administration, close to the campaign, etc saying these things. Not exactly public servants.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)

89 Next she'll be telling us he was pruning the hedge, not stuck in it.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

90 lol bad news kammie

ya got some Biden on ya

that stuff does NOT come off

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (j+aD2)

91 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey, Everyone! TJM is Glenn Reynolds!

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

92 66 (no shade intended to either fencenets or fishnets. Trashy can be pretty awesome in the right context)
Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

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A woman that can pull off trashy AND classy...

Posted by: Josephistan at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (y9ksN)

93 91 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey, Everyone! TJM is Glenn Reynolds!

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

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Commander William Riker, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (7RBt4)

94 What's the point of all this? To try to generate some fugazi buzz for this filthy whore's book?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

95 DOCTOR Jill is too stupid to stick with the 'He was jet-lagged and had a cold' excuse? She is more stupid than I believed possible for any mammal.

Did the publisher's PR department suggest the 'I thought he was having a stroke!" crap? If so they are almost as stupid as Jill.

I cannot imagine the chaos behind closed doors at the White House and Joe's homes in New Jersey. Constant worrying about what Joe could and could not do in various necessary and optional public settings. Intense planning for each and every one of Joe's public appearances. Doctors participating in every worrying and planning session.

It's almost beyond belief that DOCTOR Jill and the other Handlers let Joe push for a June debate and let him actually do it. They must have mentally plotted Joe's rate of mental decline, then determined they had to get a debate done ASAP. Then they would refuse to do any more. They gambled and lost.

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (5rh/l)

96 also all the lefties lie

so it's basically impossible to try to follow any of this

they're all just stupid liars who lie even when they don't have to

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (j+aD2)

97 The Dims haven't done this much gaslighting since their first night of community college

regardless.......the party of abortion and assassination to poised to take eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil (said in my best Harvey Korman accent) to a new level

Posted by: I weep for humanity at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (jrgJz)

98 94 What's the point of all this? To try to generate some fugazi buzz for this filthy whore's book?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

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It's not like the DNC is going to buy a million copies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (7RBt4)

99 94 What's the point of all this? To try to generate some fugazi buzz for this filthy whore's book?

that fam really really loved the spotlight

did we cover Hunt's interview with whatshername, tuckers friend?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (j+aD2)

100 It was the point of her book, 107 Days, and it's the most common refrain from supporters when they get asked why Kamala should run again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:28 PM (7RBt4)
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If she'd had more than 107 days, she would have lost by a bigger margin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (TZz9Q)

101 The spin on this is going to eventually be, "Well, Trump is old too! We need to make sure we don't make this mistake again!"

Posted by: pookysgirl will bet on this at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (Wt5PA)

102 100 If she'd had more than 107 days, she would have lost by a bigger margin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (TZz9Q)

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I'm sorry, but if you can't take her Black Girl Magic, then you've done a racism and you need to be better, senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:39 PM (7RBt4)

103
The View remains, if you can believe it, dumber than mud that's been fucked by retards.

"Mud Babies of The View -- Gotta Collect 'Em All!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 01:39 PM (IWEBk)

104 Poor Jill. Michelle Obama, the black Jackie O, is a hard act to follow.

Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (Q+gd/)

105 101 The spin on this is going to eventually be, "Well, Trump is old too! We need to make sure we don't make this mistake again!"

Posted by: pookysgirl will bet on this at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (Wt5PA)

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1. They're already doing it.

2. Vance is in his 40s and Kamala is in her 60s.

Not that the media will treat the whole ageism thing consistently at all, ever, instead of just as a convenient cudgel from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (7RBt4)

106 >>>101 The spin on this is going to eventually be, "Well, Trump is old too! We need to make sure we don't make this mistake again!"

Eventually? It's going on right now, Jack!

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

107 Just looking at Jill Biden makes my skin crawl

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (26GAh)

108 >>> I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey, Everyone! TJM is Glenn Reynolds!
Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

You'll need to put a fitbit on your boner now.

Posted by: Bryan Johnson at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)

109 This is damage repair. And they convinced Jill Biden to throw herself in front of the bus, unknowing that they would all denounce the revisionism, so that they can shift the picture to the DNC-media as the bystanders, who should not be punished by the Biden Whitehouse's deception.

The way that Abby Phillip was bold enough to call it, repeatedly "deception", indicates to me that "deception"--and scape-goating--is in the talking points.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

110 I love Jill tho

she's perfect to use as an example of how truly stupid people can be really cunning at the same time

see also: Barry Soetero

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

111 The spin on this is going to eventually be, "Well, Trump is old too! We need to make sure we don't make this mistake again!"

I must reluctantly admit that maybe Trump should not run again in 2028.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (vTZFs)

112 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I'm going to live until I die!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

113 Edith Wilson her guiding light

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (Kt19C)

114 The media is 100% pro-democrat and anti-Trump propaganda 24/7. Worse than whores, they do it for free. I celebrate when reporters get laid off or fired now. They are my sworn enemies.

Posted by: Biergood at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (PwgSL)

115 Do I need to remind y'all, before you start dissing former FLOTUS Brandon, that she is a DOCTOR, and y'all are most likely not?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

116 Salute the Marine!

Posted by: Shambling Withered Husk at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (wVcYX)

117 111 The spin on this is going to eventually be, "Well, Trump is old too! We need to make sure we don't make this mistake again!"

I must reluctantly admit that maybe Trump should not run again in 2028.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (vTZFs)

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He promised to repeal the Sonny Bono Act, and he hasn't done it! It was a centerpiece of his entire campaign! He said it all the time!

I'm never voting for Trump again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (7RBt4)

118 >>>A woman that can pull off trashy AND classy...

Demure... *and* slutty...

Posted by: Douglas Quaid at Rekall at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

119 112 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I'm going to live until I die!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

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I'm going to have a near-death experience even if it kills me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (7RBt4)

120 “I have no idea what the hell he just said, in fact I don’t think he does”.

Posted by: Trumps Best Quotes at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (i14TE)

121 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Best read Dean Swift's chapter on the Struldbrugs before you commit to that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:41 PM (TZz9Q)

122 There's a pattern here.

Sorry ladies. Y'all are just way too emotional to be anywhere near levers of power or responsible for distributing information.

This country was was in full scale femme decline thanks to Twitter and other social media predominantly used by women.

An emotional rollercoaster where they only see the now. No. Past. No future. Just RIGHT NOW.

It's fundamentally flawed

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (VhW9l)

123 Who wants to live forever?

Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (HcoTw)

124 123 Who wants to live forever?

Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (HcoTw)

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Apes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (7RBt4)

125 I must reluctantly admit that maybe Trump should not run again in 2028.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (vTZFs)

Not me. Repeal the 22nd amendment!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (26GAh)

126 >>> I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey, Everyone! TJM is Glenn Reynolds!
Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

You'll need to put a fitbit on your boner now.
Posted by: Bryan Johnson at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)

Minimum number of strokes per day? 1,000? 5,000? 10,000?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2026 01:43 PM (wVcYX)

127 I plan to live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The key is to arrest your current state. Just...stop aging.
Bwahahaha. Sorry. It's a joke among my age demographic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

128 We all DO live forever.

The question is where.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

129 DOCTOR Jill is too stupid to stick with the 'He was jet-lagged and had a cold' excuse? She is more stupid than I believed possible for any mammal.

Did the publisher's PR department suggest the 'I thought he was having a stroke!" crap? If so they are almost as stupid as Jill.

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 01:37 PM (5rh/l)
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I think they convinced her that looking like she could not have foreseen the debate meltdown would make her more credible for the book.

That's really what I heard in her new story.

But perhaps it was a DNC embed in the publisher/consultant staff.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

130 OT: I'm supposed to help park cars at our county fair this afternoon. Only one other person is signed up to help (we need 6 total) and right now it's pouring cats and dogs.

It's going to be a GLORIOUS failure, only superseded by FJB's spectacular failure at his last debate performance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (gnNyN)

131 Townhall shares a scoop from the Times (NY Times? dunno) - Trump is using revenue from national park visitor fees to fund his vanity projects in DC (reflecting pool, Columbus fountain), which, of course, are managed by the National Park service. Doesn't he know that money should be used to pay for Somalian fraud instead? IMPEACH!

https://tinyurl.com/2wkmckjz

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (Dv3i1)

132 Diane Feinstein was incompetent and dying. Her staff was voting for her.

I could repeat this many times.

I think we’ll be ok.

Posted by: Trumps Best Quotes at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (i14TE)

133 If she'd had more than 107 days, she would have lost by a bigger margin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 29, 2026 01:38 PM (TZz9Q)

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I'm sorry, but if you can't take her Black Girl Magic, then you've done a racism and you need to be better, senator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:39 PM (7RBt4)

Oh, no, you dint! Black Girl Magic my ass!

Kamala is BRAT!!!!

Why won't you people let Kamala have Brat Summer 2!!!

Why?!?!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (iJfKG)

134 >Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (rJ48h)

135 Dr Jill could have done something worse than this. She could have gone on OnlyFans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (SW0z7)

136 Do I need to remind y'all, before you start dissing former FLOTUS Brandon, that she is a DOCTOR, and y'all are most likely not?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

My sister has a doctorate of education (E.D.)… I have a PhD…. For years I’ve teased her that hers is not real. She knows it and doesn’t even get annoyed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (26GAh)

137
"She did what she thought she was doing."
-- Joy Behar

"Time for us to do what we have been doing."
-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

138 Edith Wilson her guiding light
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

I'd like to think that Mrs. Wilson at least had some love and compassion for her husband.

Posted by: Bulg at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

139 Simple reason why Jill didn’tnotice Joe's "decline" through an analogy:

Everybody sees when a career 350 hitter's performance starts to wane.

Who is going to be able to tell when a career .067 hitter starts losing it?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 29, 2026 01:45 PM (PMi3m)

140
Fishnets sure, but does she wear panties?

Get Hunter on the line, stat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 01:46 PM (IWEBk)

141 in that 'four more years' video biden looks like he has no idea what's going on

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 29, 2026 01:46 PM (CWTWj)

142 Just use the war emperor fron 40 k

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 29, 2026 01:46 PM (bXbFr)

143 OT: I'm supposed to help park cars at our county fair this afternoon. Only one other person is signed up to help (we need 6 total) and right now it's pouring cats and dogs.

It's going to be a GLORIOUS failure, only superseded by FJB's spectacular failure at his last debate performance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (gnNyN)

Don’t ask George Costanza to help. These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 01:46 PM (26GAh)

144 Who wants to live forever?
Posted by: Crow from Kansas

https://tinyurl.com/ye4f6s32

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (ftFVW)

145
fired over-the-top Democrat shill Margaret Sullivan, who was shitcanned by the Washington Post

================

Speaking of, Cecilia Vega has been shitcanned from 60 Minutes. She's one of the most annoying twinkies on the air.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (n7rxJ)

146 OT: I'm supposed to help park cars at our county fair this afternoon. Only one other person is signed up to help (we need 6 total) and right now it's pouring cats and dogs.

It's going to be a GLORIOUS failure, only superseded by FJB's spectacular failure at his last debate performance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (gnNyN)

Get some homeless "urban outdoorsmen" to help?

Posted by: Kramer and Newman Enterprises at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (wVcYX)

147 I love the HQ. Where else can I sock a creepy old AF looking tech mogul and his hobby of putting electronics on genitalia. Anywhere else that would require some convoluted series of quoting and wotnot. The HQ is kind of the Perl of the blogverse where it keeps the easy stuff easy, makes the hard things possible, and you might accidently explode the universe.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (3uBP9)

148 Look at joe on that stage while she's talking, just vacant, and of course he was still prez for another 6 months, not that he was actually ever making decisions or was even elected mind you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)

149 Dear Bidens...how can we miss you if you won't go away?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (kgE5c)

150 135 Dr Jill could have done something worse than this. She could have gone on OnlyFans

If buy that for a dollar

Posted by: Bixby Snyder at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (HcoTw)

151 biden: if it's yellow bring it on, if it's brown let it go down

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (CWTWj)

152 Get some homeless "urban outdoorsmen" to help?
Posted by: Kramer and Newman Enterprises at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (wVcYX)

Only if they’re parking rickshaws…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (26GAh)

153 148 Look at joe on that stage while she's talking, just vacant, and of course he was still prez for another 6 months, not that he was actually ever making decisions or was even elected mind you.

still shocking (kinda) that they yoinked the guy from running and replaced him BUT left him in office?!!

I mean but of course he was never leading anything but wow. Very brazen and open about it, huh Barry and pals?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (j+aD2)

154 Whoopi started suspecting Biden’s cognitive decline in early 2021, when he didn’t name Dr. Jill as Surgeon General.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (3R4l6)

155 According to anonymous sources, Jill and Hunter had sex on Beau's corpse at his funeral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:25 PM (7RBt4)

A joke, but given Hunter's behavior with his sister-in-law and niece, I can see him being completely willing to do that. He seems like he was always compared to Beau while being stuck doing all the family's dirty work. Being able to literally "Screw Beau over" would likely appeal to him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (lFFaq)

156 re 147: solarbinite!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 29, 2026 01:48 PM (CWTWj)

157 Dr Jill admitted that she was Edith Wilson to Joe Biden's Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (SW0z7)

158 151 biden: if it's yellow bring it on, if it's brown let it go down
____

Dad, how many times do I have to say this - No yellow!
-Hunter

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)

159 You'll need to put a fitbit on your boner now.
Posted by: Bryan Johnson at May 29, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)

Minimum number of strokes per day? 1,000? 5,000? 10,000?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2026 01:43 PM

Dude. It's a little late to be asking this now. International Masturbation Month is almost over!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

160 “ What is crooked cannot be straightened;
what is lacking cannot be counted.”

Ecclesiastes 1:15

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (UMWMT)

161 Jill Biden is going to run for office. I'm guessing Senator. Bank on it. She considers her recent statements and her new book a "house cleaning/ plausible deniability" exercise.

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (dIske)

162
"Doctor" Jill calls to mind this aphorism: "I like my women like I like my coffee -- scummy and depleted."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (IWEBk)

163 Can you imagine the psychological break Democrats have when they underperform in November?

Seriously, there are 213 safe Republican seats now (it could go up to 215 with AL and LA). Democrats might get a majority of like 225 seats...tops...assuming they win every swing district (which doesn't happen, it didn't happen in 2018 with a D+9 environment).

And the Senate is more likely to be the same (53-45-2) next year than anything else.

Worst president in history, worst economy in history, worst and most unpopular war in history, and that's all they get?

Sure, they'll scream about gerrymandering, but the deflating nature of it all.

Now, imagine Republicans actually keep a bare majority in the House on top of that...

It will tickle me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (7RBt4)

164 Dude. It's a little late to be asking this now. International Masturbation Month is almost over!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Better get busy!

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (ftFVW)

165 I see the media going after the Biden's as a big "See!!! We treat every side equally!"

You cannot hate them enough.

I interpret it as "Jill stuck her head up again and Kalorama ordered the kill shot". Because Obama *hates* the Bidens.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

166 8 I liked The Strokes. Decent guitarist. Haven't released any new music in a while.
Posted by: fly gal at May 29, 2026 01:20 PM (+8HoB)

Their album Reality Awaits releases next month. Singles from the album, Going Shopping and Falling Out of Love were released April 7 and May 13th.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 29, 2026 01:51 PM (PMi3m)

167
Brazen it out, Jill.

"I continued the post-debate campaign event because my husband's commitment to the American people was always more important to him than his health, and I was confident Iron Joe could play through it, just like his last stroke.

That's why everyone calls him Iron Joe. Word as a Biden."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2026 01:51 PM (sQnY9)

168 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (gnNyN)

I hated how early Missouri's county fairs were. I was trying to get the kids to start in 4-H, but just couldn't get my head around the fairs being before June.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 29, 2026 01:51 PM (lFFaq)

169 Democrats will not get a House majority in November and what happens will defy statistics and the record.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (UMWMT)

170 @159 it's always International Masturbation Monrh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (SW0z7)

171 The HQ is kind of the Perl of the blogverse where it keeps the easy stuff easy, makes the hard things possible, and you might accidently explode the universe.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM

There's more than one way to do it!

Posted by: Perl Monks at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

172 Now, imagine Republicans actually keep a bare majority in the House on top of that...

It will tickle me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (7RBt4)
________

The Blade has already gone on record that we will keep the House. Senate is ours easily. Hell, we may pick up a few seats in both chambers. I would love that for no other reason than just to see Dumocrap heads do a Scanners.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

173 Dear Bidens...how can we miss you if you won't go away?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Neither will the Clintons or the Obamas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

174
161 Jill Biden is going to run for office. I'm guessing Senator. Bank on it. She considers her recent statements and her new book a "house cleaning/ plausible deniability" exercise.
Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM

Who will finance her run? She can’t even raise $10 for a Joe Biden presidential bookmobile. She’s done, her whole family is done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (QDJ2U)

175 The HQ is kind of the Perl of the blogverse where it keeps the easy stuff easy, makes the hard things possible, and you might accidently explode the universe.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (3uBP9)
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Nope, just the same figurehead for another 6 months.

The DC politburo was all that ever ruled in the Biden administration.

I remember it was sometime in 2020 when I said that Joe nor Kamala would ever *be* president.

But, I think early on that they decided that Kamala would take the title seriously and try to wrest power from the DC politburo, citing that she actually was in the office of the Chief Executive.

Which is why, IME, they never asked Joe to step down, and had to keep propping him up as secretly competent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (Fi81e)

176 Dude. It's a little late to be asking this now. International Masturbation Month is almost over!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

Start early each day, pace yourself, and remember to lube and hydrate often.

Posted by: Zombie Ernest Borgnine at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

177 Rewatch the debate. I’m still not convinced Trump did any better than Joe Biden. Trump just gets a pass for everything.

"Rewatch the debate." I'd rather stick hot needles in my eyes.

I told my brother at the time they could have sat Biden up on stage in a lawn chair with sunglasses and I would have voted for him. My brother found that shocking, but at this point I feel pretty validated.

Trump guy is just jealous of people with better lives and families than himself. The Bidens are happily married, while the thrice divorced kid diddling rapist's illegal immigrant escort wife that recoils when he touches her lives apart.

I'm jealous of Jill Biden. I wish I could be more like her. She is 74 years old and still truly gorgeous inside and out. Trump is jealous because she is a real role model.

I don't understand. Democrats saw Biden was slipping and MADE HIM STEP DOWN.,Why is Trump still harping on it? Given the state of his dementia-ridden brain, why the fuck wouldn't they just stop the comparisons? It only makes them look bad!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

178
That makes sense (of a sort, I guess) for her but what's in it for Jill? It's not like they were ever friends or anything.
Posted by: Oddbob

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Her book comes out in a few days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (n7rxJ)

179 Anywhere else that would require some convoluted series of quoting and wotnot.

No matter what you're talking about someone here knows it cold. Because conservatives are the people who keep the lights on in every field.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (2ocoG)

180 170 @159 it's always International Masturbation Monrh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (SW0z7)

November?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (DR/Xu)

181 @159 it's always International Masturbation Monrh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (SW0z7)
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And we never listened to Masturbatin' Pete while we had him with us.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (Fi81e)

182 124 123 Who wants to live forever?

Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (HcoTw)

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Apes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (7RBt4)

THAT'S A STARSHIP TROOPERS REFERENCE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

183 "Rewatch the debate." I'd rather stick hot needles in my eyes.

heh

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (j+aD2)

184 @159 it's always International Masturbation Monrh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM

Perhaps, in practice, with the exception of November "No Fap" Month, but try finding a card to celebrate it in a Hallmark store after May.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

185 172 The Blade has already gone on record that we will keep the House. Senate is ours easily. Hell, we may pick up a few seats in both chambers. I would love that for no other reason than just to see Dumocrap heads do a Scanners.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 29, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

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Democrats are going to dump so much cash into Maine and Texas that GA and NC and MI are going to get underfunded comparatively.

Even in 2018, the GOP gained 3 Senate seats in a D+9 environment.

Senate maps and races are...peculiar.

Should be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (7RBt4)

186 Now, imagine Republicans actually keep a bare majority in the House on top of that...

It will tickle me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But if Thune is still in charge, will the tickling be wholesome? Show me on the doll where the GOPe tickled you.

That was kinda defeatist. I'll try to adjust my attitude.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (ftFVW)

187 And we never listened to Masturbatin' Pete while we had him with us.

To be fair, it turns out he would've just told us to keep Jew hands off our cranks.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

188 The case for the Democrats taking the Senate rested on the assumption that Talarico was a Wonderful True Christian that every Texan would love to vote for.

Cornyn and Thune pushed that idea as much as anyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (QDJ2U)

189 Didja see this?

We know what he said as Jill led him off the stage: “I really f**ked up, didn’t I?” said Joe at the time. Jill was blunt in her response: “Yes, you did.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

190 177 Trump guy is just jealous of people with better lives and families than himself. The Bidens are happily married, while the thrice divorced kid diddling rapist's illegal immigrant escort wife that recoils when he touches her lives apart.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

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Weird how this person fails to mention how Biden's first wife committed suicide because Joe was boinking Jill.

Or how Hunter and Jill literally loathe each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:56 PM (7RBt4)

191 Why won't you people let Kamala have Brat Summer 2!!!
Why?!?!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2026 01:44 PM (iJfKG)

because the only thing that will make an impression on her anymore are schnitzengruben

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

192 Just think for a second what it takes to call Jill beautiful and Melania ugly.

You don’t have to know another thing to realize the levels of delusion that permeate the Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2026 01:56 PM (UMWMT)

193 182 Apes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (7RBt4)

THAT'S A STARSHIP TROOPERS REFERENCE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

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A reference? What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:57 PM (7RBt4)

194 But if Thune is still in charge, will the tickling be wholesome? Show me on the doll where the GOPe tickled you.

That was kinda defeatist. I'll try to adjust my attitude.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (ftFVW)

Thune is now realizing that next session, Cornyn, Cassidy, Tillis, and McConnell are already gone. That changes a lot of things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 01:57 PM (QDJ2U)

195 it's always International Masturbation Month

I'm Out!

Posted by: Kramer at May 29, 2026 01:58 PM (n5tGW)

196 “ What is crooked cannot be straightened;
what is lacking cannot be counted.”

Ecclesiastes 1:15
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2026 01:49 PM (UMWMT)
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That is not dead
Which can eternal lie

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:58 PM (Fi81e)

197 >>> Perhaps, in practice, with the exception of November "No Fap" Month, but try finding a card to celebrate it in a Hallmark store after May.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

I believe that NoJack is held a bit later in June using the Eastern Orthodox calendar so you may still be in luck.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 01:58 PM (3uBP9)

198 186 But if Thune is still in charge, will the tickling be wholesome? Show me on the doll where the GOPe tickled you.

That was kinda defeatist. I'll try to adjust my attitude.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (ftFVW)

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Honestly, the jury is still out on Thune.

With Tillis, Mitch, Murkowski, and Cassidy in the caucus, he was never going to pass anything of substance.

Plus, he got the OBBB through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:58 PM (7RBt4)

199 >>>dumber than mud that's been fucked by retards.

I had to follow the link to see what was there, even though I knew I wasn't going to get retards doing their thing to mud.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 29, 2026 01:58 PM (8mulE)

200 126 She should have told Joe early to announce he was not going to run again. Harris was not a strong candidate. But was nominated by default.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2026 01:43 PM (59BGO)

The three-to-four top White House staff puppeteers were drunk with power. So was Jill. All wanted Four More Years of being de facto Presidents. Along with enjoying all the perks of being First Lady and top White House staff. The biggest remaining questions I have are:

A. How did Jill and the Handlers successfully con the Democrat National Committee Top Dogs into putting their money on Joe in '24?

B. Did the DNC Top Dogs know Joe's actual mental abilities?

C. Were the DNC Top Dogs not conned by the Handlers, wanting to continue full speed ahead with de facto Presidents while conning the nation? Maybe it was an early, mutual decision by the Handlers and DNC to con the nation through another election campaign?

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (5rh/l)

201 THAT'S A STARSHIP TROOPERS REFERENCE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 29, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)
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Starship trooper, go sailing on by
Catch my soul, catch the very light
Hide the moment from my eager eye

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

202 The Republicans will keep their Senate seats in Texas and Maine
They should win in Georgia. Michigan should be a win as the Dem candidates are horrible, but vote fraud is a bitch. NC will depend about Republicans turning out and independents going Republican

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (SW0z7)

203 194 Thune is now realizing that next session, Cornyn, Cassidy, Tillis, and McConnell are already gone. That changes a lot of things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 01:57 PM (QDJ2U)

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The 120th Congress could end up being far more productive than the 119th if the GOP keeps the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (7RBt4)

204 It was an ironic query

The mobile infantry had their lives counted in minutes

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (bXbFr)

205 185

Democrats are going to dump so much cash into Maine and Texas that GA and NC and MI are going to get underfunded comparatively.

Even in 2018, the GOP gained 3 Senate seats in a D+9 environment.

Senate maps and races are...peculiar.

Should be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:55 PM (7RBt4)

The SENATE is Peculiar. That body needs to be modified, greatly.

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (Gqar8)

206 Republicans will win back the seat in Georgia. 20% of the Republicans in the senate will be replaced with new members. Collins has a new found penchant to do the right thing. Murkowski is on notice it’s time to leave.

I think even Thune will get the message.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2026 02:00 PM (UMWMT)

207 She should have told Joe early to announce he was not going to run again. Harris was not a strong candidate. But was nominated by default.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2026 01:43 PM (59BGO)
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You just can't see how dug in your party was to their prior deceptions.

LOL.

Shoulda + Woulda + Coulda = 0.0.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:00 PM (Fi81e)

208 162
"Doctor" Jill calls to mind this aphorism: "I like my women like I like my coffee -- scummy and depleted."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (IWEBk)

At least it'sbetter than the aphorism Michelle Obama brings to mind- "I like my women like I like my coffee- without a penis."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 29, 2026 02:00 PM (PMi3m)

209 Her book comes out in a few days.

And no one will buy it who would not have regardless of whatever lame-o crap she spews about Joe, Hunter, or anything else.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:00 PM (vTZFs)

210 Jill and the Handlers opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (Gqar8)

211 Biden had two aneurysms. In 1988. The mortality rate approaches 50%.

The recovery rate is also not great. He never should have held office after that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (0Iuar)

212 Thune is a cuck and always will be.

Even if there were a slim chance he'd shed his cucksuit and emerge as a MAGA champion (there isn't), who fucking cares?

He's disgraced himself and must be made an example.

Down with Thune.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (sQnY9)

213 202 The Republicans will keep their Senate seats in Texas and Maine
They should win in Georgia. Michigan should be a win as the Dem candidates are horrible, but vote fraud is a bitch. NC will depend about Republicans turning out and independents going Republican

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (SW0z7)

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Registered indies in NC lean heavily Republican.

I genuinely think that Cooper is actually the underdog against Whatley.

Last time Cooper won statewide as governor, there were 400,000 more Democrats than Republicans on the voter rolls. He won by 250,000 votes.

Now, there are 10,000 more Republicans than Democrats in the state, plus governors races have the tendency of being less purely partisan than federal races (Larry Hogan out front should have told everyone).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (7RBt4)

214 Paul's here to tell us how much better it would be if the Democrat party had chosen what they specifically did not choose.

Paul, that kind of sums up their governance.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

215 Speaking of first ladies . . .

Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
This is what Trump's done to the people's house:
A third of it is rubble.
Another third is a cage match.
What a metaphor.

-
Well, certainly Bill never did anything to besmirch the White House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 02:02 PM (ndZc7)

216 He wasn't fit for office in 2016. They all knew then. It's just that they knew his staff would run the office. The entire regime was a fraud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2026 02:02 PM (diia5)

217 Paul YOUR Party could not HAVE POSSIBLY chosen HONESTY.

You're asking for honesty from a lie-first party.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

218 The SENATE is Peculiar. That body needs to be modified, greatly.
Posted by: tubal

They're all too old, but we'd love to greatly modify your childrens' bodies!!!

Posted by: Transtifa at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

219
Poor Jill. Michelle Obama, the black Jackie O, is a hard act to follow.
Posted by: davidt

===============

I was yakking about Jill vs former FLOTUSes.

- Hillary -- got rich, almost powerful, reputation as hella smart
- Michelle -- got rich, revered, media projects everywhere
- Melania -- worst that can be said is that she's married to Trump
- Laura -- content to be a nonentity, has kids in media

She fucked her chance royally.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (n7rxJ)

220 216 He wasn't fit for office in 2016. They all knew then. It's just that they knew his staff would run the office. The entire regime was a fraud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2026 02:02 PM (diia5)

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Obama didn't like Joe (still doesn't), and Obama put his backing to Hillary instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (7RBt4)

221 Jill and the Handlers opened for someone
Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 02:01 PM (Gqar

Yes, Sticky Fingers. They toured together on the Land of Pleasure tour.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)

222 There’s always been a tantalizing theory that Biden was pissed at being dumped, and that he forced Kamala’s quick nomination to prove that she was an even worse choice than him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (QDJ2U)

223 Everyone needs to start calling her Lady MacBiden. Pushing her husband onto the throne, regardless of his health or ability. And trying to keep him there, despite his worsening health. All for the power of the position.

At least Lady MacBeth had some subconscious realization of her evil (the "Out, damn spot!").

I also wonder whether Biden's final F-U of nominating Kamala Harris as the candidate for 2024 was his own idea, or Jill's. I recall Jill not being very fond of Kamala, but the nomination could be Jill Biden's way of setting up Kamala up for a nasty fall. After all, Jill was First Lady, knew what Joe Biden was up to, and what Joe Biden *WASN'T* up to. She probably knew Kamala would faceplant, despite Democrats trying to drag her over the finish line.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 29, 2026 02:04 PM (4h45B)

224 222 There’s always been a tantalizing theory that Biden was pissed at being dumped, and that he forced Kamala’s quick nomination to prove that she was an even worse choice than him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (QDJ2U)

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I remember the leak that Obama was planning on a convention vote between four candidates, and all it would take is no one trying to secure delegates before the convention.

I believe this because Obama is not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, deeply misunderstands people in general and powerful, ambitious people in particular, and is kind of awful at politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:04 PM (7RBt4)

225 A "pleasantly confused" woman makes a nurses day. Obviously a much nicer person than confused Joe Biden. From "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3aatcxcb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 02:05 PM (rZCVI)

226

Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.), a 16-year veteran of Congress, announced Friday that she will not seek reelection, becoming the 30th House Democrat from the 119th Congress who won’t be joining the 120th.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)

227 Michigan should be a win as the Dem candidates are horrible, but vote fraud is a bitch.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 01:59 PM (SW0z7)
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I think I need to remind y'all that Jocelyn Benson (our Secretary of State) is the only person who can challenge an election. She's a Democrat of the Three Witches of Michigan.

Posted by: Axeman, Michigander at May 29, 2026 02:05 PM (Fi81e)

228 This is what Trump's done to the people's house:
A third of it is rubble.
Another third is a cage match.
What a metaphor.
-
Well, certainly Bill never did anything to besmirch the White House.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I just watched some AWFL on YouTube crying about this same thing, but she identified the last "third" being symbolically ruined as the Rose Garden paved over to look like a "Panera patio."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 29, 2026 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

229 The Biden's are out of money. That's why Jill is out with a book.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

230 We get a reasonable Fetterman vote on occasion, so the next congress should be interesting times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

231 >THAT'S A STARSHIP TROOPERS REFERENCE!
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That's a Conan The Barbarian reference
https://tinyurl.com/4wpx6hsp

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 02:06 PM (ZxPkt)

232 226

Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.), a 16-year veteran of Congress, announced Friday that she will not seek reelection, becoming the 30th House Democrat from the 119th Congress who won’t be joining the 120th.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++)

Tiny cowboy hat lady? I thought she was M.I.A.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 02:06 PM (Y6K7e)

233 Poor Jill. Michelle Obama, the black Jackie O, is a hard act to follow.
Posted by: davidt

Men do make the best women.

Posted by: Transtifa at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

234 Just use the war emperor fron 40 k

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 29, 2026 01:46 PM (bXbFr)

Eh, I'll use everyone's favorite commissar:

"Men of Tanith! Do you want to live forever?!"

"FETH NO!!!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, Gaunt's Ghosts fan at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (Wt5PA)

235 I’ve found myself over the past few months not really caring all that much about the midterms. Yeah I’ll vote and I hope republicans keep both chambers…. But I’m not gonna lose sleep over it either way. Now…. The prez contest in 28 matters enormously because if a Dem manages to win (legitimately or by cheating) they are gonna go on a MAGA revenge tour that I shiver to even think about…. I don’t wanna live in that universe

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (ugElV)

236 There’s always been a tantalizing theory that Biden was pissed at being dumped, and that he forced Kamala’s quick nomination to prove that she was an even worse choice than him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (QDJ2U)

Nah, Kamala's team put out the resignation letter and then then took up the nomination and all the cash when Biden was down on not recovering fast enough, and Jill and Hunter's only response would have been to bring Joe into public where he would have drooled and pissed himself.
There was supposedly a cabal in the executive to find a replacement and they were busy fighting when Kamala acted.
She is not dumb, and she has mean backers, she just is not competent and is a sloppy alcoholic, so she couldn't keep it together once she got the Nom

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)

237 Obama didn't like Joe (still doesn't), and Obama put his backing to Hillary instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (7RBt4)

Which is ironic, given that Obama refused to allow Hillary to be his VP. Which was probably wise since everyone knew she hated him for "stealing" the nomination from her and people she hates have a habit of committing suicide.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (lFFaq)

238 230 We get a reasonable Fetterman vote on occasion, so the next congress should be interesting times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

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On occasion means one out of every 50 times.

He always pulls through when Democrat leadership needs him.

He's always been against the SAVE act because leadership needed him to be.

He's a far left loon who thinks men can become women but just doesn't like calling Republican Nazis and supports Israel existing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (7RBt4)

239 There’s always been a tantalizing theory that Biden was pissed at being dumped, and that he forced Kamala’s quick nomination to prove that she was an even worse choice than him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 02:03 PM (QDJ2U)
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Which makes Biden another Democrat choice.

But Biden was never the DNC's choice. It was a choice that Dem voters made, as Joe was a "moderate". They could not resist drafting Joe into office.

They can't run a campaign, but vote for them to run a country!

Posted by: Axeman, Michigander at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

240 Just think for a second what it takes to call Jill beautiful and Melania ugly.

You don’t have to know another thing to realize the levels of delusion that permeate the Democrats.

It's not delusion, it's the "The telescope was invented by a black lesbian. Are you prepared to lose your job and say otherwise?" meme.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

241 “Democrats are furious the Bidens won’t go away”

“Why are they talking about this?”

Gee, think think think, whatever could it be??
They’re BROKE?

Jill had to reveal something controversial to get people to interview her and sell some books?

The Bidens literally have one motive ever: more money.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (4KUe5)

242 Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.), a 16-year veteran of Congress, announced Friday that she will not seek reelection...

Did we actually see her say this or was it just a press release? In other words, do we have proof that she's still alive?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (vTZFs)

243 239 Which makes Biden another Democrat choice.

But Biden was never the DNC's choice. It was a choice that Dem voters made, as Joe was a "moderate". They could not resist drafting Joe into office.

They can't run a campaign, but vote for them to run a country!

Posted by: Axeman, Michigander at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

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Not so much that he was a moderate but that he was Obama's VP.

He was the blackest candidate, and Deval Patrick ran at one point in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:08 PM (7RBt4)

244 He's always been against the SAVE act because leadership needed him to be.

I've definitely seen him on Fox saying he's for it and it's a no-brainer given public polling on it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

245 Just think for a second what it takes to call Jill beautiful and Melania ugly.

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Willful blindness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 02:09 PM (ndZc7)

246 Nah, Kamala's team put out the resignation letter and then then took up the nomination and all the cash when Biden was down on not recovering fast enough, and Jill and Hunter's only response would have been to bring Joe into public where he would have drooled and pissed himself.
There was supposedly a cabal in the executive to find a replacement and they were busy fighting when Kamala acted.
She is not dumb, and she has mean backers, she just is not competent and is a sloppy alcoholic, so she couldn't keep it together once she got the Nom

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)
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Yeah, there's some serious scuttlebutt that the Biden people actually want you to know that Joe had no part in drafting his campaign resignation.

Posted by: Axeman, Michigander at May 29, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

247 The Bidens literally have one motive ever: more money.

They're pretty in to sex too.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

248 244 He's always been against the SAVE act because leadership needed him to be.

I've definitely seen him on Fox saying he's for it and it's a no-brainer given public polling on it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

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And yet he won't cosponsor it because talk is cheap.

He says he'll vote for something he knows won't reach the floor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:10 PM (7RBt4)

249 I don't understand how the Biden's could be out of so much money so fast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 02:10 PM (rZCVI)

250 Did we actually see her say this or was it just a press release? In other words, do we have proof that she's still alive?
Posted by: Oddbob

Was just thinking the same thing. Her minions realized too many questions are floating around.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 02:10 PM (ftFVW)

251 242 Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.), a 16-year veteran of Congress, announced Friday that she will not seek reelection...

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Running away to join the rodeo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)

252 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)

253 Oh H$LL, they called average Michelle Obama gorge for eight long years.

Look at those toned arms(swoon)!
Look at her stylish new haircut (wig)!!
Look at her cutting edge fashion choices!!!

They will sell anything if it’s the right politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (4KUe5)

254 Obama didn't like Joe (still doesn't)...

I think if we're being honest about it, nobody actually liked Joe, including Jill.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (vTZFs)

255 238

He's a far left loon who thinks men can become women but just doesn't like calling Republican Nazis and supports Israel existing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:07 PM (7RBt4)

I believe that some people can change in a fundamental way ( part of that Christian thing I have going on ), but aside from the 2 matters you mention Fetterman is a hardcore Leftist.

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (Gqar8)

256 252 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)

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I remember it being reported that it was Joe himself insisting on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (7RBt4)

257 >>> Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)

I think they honestly wanted an out, but are stupid and flubbed it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (3uBP9)

258 I don't understand how the Biden's could be out of so much money so fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hookers and blow ain't cheap.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (ftFVW)

259 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Because not going forward would definitely end it. If your chances are slim and none, you're going to take slim.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (vTZFs)

260 How can the Bidens be broke, with all the graft and skim they supposedly took in over the years?

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (ZxPkt)

261 Townhall shares a scoop from the Times (NY Times? dunno) - Trump is using revenue from national park visitor fees to fund his vanity projects in DC (reflecting pool, Columbus fountain), which, of course, are managed by the National Park service. Doesn't he know that money should be used to pay for Somalian fraud instead? IMPEACH!
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It's just bizarre how pissed the left is over Trump making DC beautiful again.
Like, holy shit--the before and after pics:
The media was working full-time to hide how degraded, dull and trashed DC was becoming.

Like the Columbus Circle fountain.
Hadn't had water for 7 years.
Filled with dust, dirt, weeds; spray painted from the riots.
Homeless tents around on the dead grass.
Gross.

Now? Clean, gleaming, grass growing, water flowing.

Or how pissed they are that the 4 bronze lions near the Lincoln Memorial, that Trump is spending $5 million to make them gold-plated.
To restore them from their current faded, corroded dull state.

Oh how it all is pissing them off.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (73/SM)

262 260 How can the Bidens be broke, with all the graft and skim they supposedly took in over the years?

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM (ZxPkt)

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Hunter was the bag man.

And Hunter has very expensive habits.

Beau was supposed to be the bagman because he wasn't a fucking retarded cokehead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (7RBt4)

263
B. Did the DNC Top Dogs know Joe's actual mental abilities?

Posted by: Gref

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Crazy the way we'll never know, absent some deathbed revelations. It's even crazy that this is a question. The only possible answers are Yes, and yet they let him run, or No, they were that blind and insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (n7rxJ)

264 Now, imagine Republicans actually keep a bare majority in the House on top of that...

It will tickle me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:50 PM (7RBt4)
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Republicans could have a SOLID majority in Congress for the indefinite future if they bothered to do their jobs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (gnNyN)

265 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)

Because, as we learned from this thread's Reddit Transmissions, all he had to do was not completely shit the bed and the Party would have carried him across the finish line.

"Don't shit the bed," however, proved to be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (Kdi1r)

266 Jill is around Joe all the time, so watching the slow decline isn't as noticeable as the Press who is only around Joe once in awhile were the decline would be more obvious. Plus it is their job to report on those changes, not to ignore them.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (XB1Qt)

267 I'll take one out of 50 versus Murkowski zero for 50 when it's important.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (n5tGW)

268 I remember it being reported that it was Joe himself insisting on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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So why didnt they stop him? All he had to do was say "I will not stand on a stage with that man." They press wouldnt have blinked an eye.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (XvL8K)

269 >>> Obama didn't like Joe (still doesn't)...

I think if we're being honest about it, nobody actually liked Joe, including Jill.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (vTZFs)

And I don't think Obama is a fan of anyone that isn't providing a particular service and even then you are always just a paddleboard slip from being "you have no function, you are obsolete"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (3uBP9)

270 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)

Forked stick. If they terminate the debate for some reason, everyone will know why- and then the drift will be over as well. So they rolled the dice on him doing ok enough.

I 'seem' to remember something about NPCs floating the idea that Biden should just refuse to debate Trump (because trump.) I do not think it polled well which is why they did not do it.

If they had had an emergency they could acknowledge, they probably would have used that, but they didnt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

271 264 Republicans could have a SOLID majority in Congress for the indefinite future if they bothered to do their jobs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (gnNyN)

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Not with the maps passed since 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (7RBt4)

272 I don't understand how the Biden's could be out of so much money so fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The Big Guy should've demanded 15%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (ndZc7)

273 148 Look at joe on that stage while she's talking, just vacant, and of course he was still prez for another 6 months, not that he was actually ever making decisions or was even elected mind you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)

By mid-2024, and for several years before, Joe only appeared lucid and stronk when he was in a drugged-up, tightly scripted, performance mode. Every word he should say was on a teleprompter. For formal (scripted) events he was instructed to walk along a short, carefully cleared path. The flaw in the plan was Joe was so far gone he could no longer remember much of the script. He'd wander off the instructed path or area. He'd forget the path to get off-stage. He'd go off teleprompter and lapse into crazy story-telling, lame joke, cliche, and yelling modes. When he free-lanced, as he had to in the debate, and many times in his few press conferences, he forked-up big or small, every single time.

Posted by: Gref at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (5rh/l)

274 How can the Bidens be broke, with all the graft and skim they supposedly took in over the years?
Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 02:12 PM

No clue.

Say, could you do me a solid, and cover a child-support payment for me?

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

275 Fen, the book on Hunter Biden details his spending habits: he spends until it’s gone. He just buys drugs, women, luxury accommodation, whatever. While he was making a ton of money on that Ukraine gas company board, etc., he was not paying taxes, had two mortgages on his home, and nothing in savings. He just spends.

Think about Joe’s solution to every police: write a check.

They have no concept of money other than it’s a tool to get through the next issue/crisis.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (4KUe5)

276 Oh how it all is pissing them off.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 02:14 PM (73/SM)

It shows that American cities being shitholes is a policy choice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (Y6K7e)

277 >>> Jill is around Joe all the time, so watching the slow decline isn't as noticeable as the Press who is only around Joe once in awhile were the decline would be more obvious. Plus it is their job to report on those changes, not to ignore them.
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 29, 2026 02:15 PM (XB1Qt)

but but but.... She's a doctor!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (3uBP9)

278 Oddbob said it more concisely quicker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

279 I don't know about Joe, but I know I was operating at the top of my game for the entire Biden presidency.

Posted by: Otto Penn at May 29, 2026 02:17 PM (+5YP2)

280 It really is pissing the left off, how Trump is restoring beauty to DC.

They worked for decades, through intention and neglect, to make DC a dull, faded, communist-looking trash city.

You were supposed to see the depression, dirt and decay, their chosen decline and ... accept it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 02:17 PM (73/SM)

281 Or how pissed they are that the 4 bronze lions near the Lincoln Memorial, that Trump is spending $5 million to make them gold-plated.
To restore them from their current faded, corroded dull state.

Oh how it all is pissing them off.

You're not supposed to spend money on infrastructure, that's for suckers. Be more like Gavin.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

282
Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

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Everything had worked up to that point. Just one more dose and we can get this over the finish line...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (n7rxJ)

283
I was wondering why Dr. Jill doesn't just shut up, and then I remembered that the family is always short of money because they squander more than they steal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (VWtfl)

284 How can the Bidens be broke, with all the graft and skim they supposedly took in over the years?

Money was supposed to continue to flow, but USAID was shut down and Ukraine has bigger problems at the moment.

Posted by: Biden's Accoutant at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (JCZqz)

285 Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (4KUe5)

Thanks. I was forgetting about Hunter's habits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (ix8EF)

286 The DNC would have been a moribund party had they not drafted the "popular" Biden in 2020. Biden was leading the polls--by a lot--before he even announced.

He was the Fred Thompson of 2020.

The Dem brand voters who are not yet convinced that there party is for wide-left whackos, thought that Biden was a "centrist" bulwark against the selection of Left-wing whackos they were given--besides say Howard Shultz.

So, they were stuck drafting Biden into the race. And Biden made a sharp turn left. Repudiating a number of "centrist" positions he had long made in order to look to be the leader of the herd of Dem candidates, who all raised their hands at funding healthcare for illegals.

Then after shutting everybody down except Biden in the 2024 elections--even getting the DNC to state that if RFKJr. starts campaigning in a state before Joe Biden, suddenly the DNC as a whole has no interest in a primary in that state, that RFKJ would have to pay THE WHOLE COST of a primary!!

You can't just keep fucking the American people and then say, "You know, fucking the American people didn't turn out so well, last time."

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

287 Someone needs to do an AI of Biden as King Theoden on his throne under the spell of Saruman. That would be entertaining.

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 02:19 PM (Gqar8)

288 Trump insisted the debate be later in the evening so the sundowner drugs wouldn't work so well.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 29, 2026 02:19 PM (IifOV)

289 It shows that American cities being shitholes is a policy choice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (Y6K7e)
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Really, a competency gap.

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:19 PM (Fi81e)

290
Look at joe on that stage while she's talking, just vacant, and of course he was still prez for another 6 months,

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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A fact the MSM still hasn't acknowledged. Not fit to run, but somehow fit to preside? No 25th Amendment?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 29, 2026 02:20 PM (n7rxJ)

291 Trump should offer Bukele citizenship and put him in charge of DC.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 29, 2026 02:20 PM (rJ48h)

292 Obama doesn't like Joey. Obama doesn't like the Clintons. Obama doesn't like Trump. Obama doesn't like anyone. He tolerates people giving him tongue baths because they are useful idiots. Obama only like himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (SW0z7)

293 Someone needs to do an AI of Biden as King Theoden on his throne under the spell of Saruman. That would be entertaining.

And then as he recovers, he turns into Trump.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (vTZFs)

294 It shows that American cities being shitholes is a policy choice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 29, 2026 02:16 PM (Y6K7e)
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Really, a competency gap.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:19 PM

It's not competency, it's that Dems are choosing to pocket the money intended to go to maintenance instead of actually doing maintenance. They're sub-Saharan Africans with smaller dicks.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

295 Everything had worked up to that point. Just one more dose and we can get this over the finish line...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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They went one dose over the line.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (XvL8K)

296 Then after shutting everybody down except Biden in the 2024 elections--even getting the DNC to state that if RFKJr. starts campaigning in a state before Joe Biden, suddenly the DNC as a whole has no interest in a primary in that state, that RFKJ would have to pay THE WHOLE COST of a primary!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

I either missed that at the time or had managed to forget it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 29, 2026 02:22 PM (lFFaq)

297 And the "Babylon Bee's" take on Joe & Jill:

https://tinyurl.com/yckdy95d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2026 02:22 PM (ix8EF)

298 One of the things that irks me is whenever there is a lefty govt payoff it sails right along, but this govt weaponization fund for people actually violated gets delayed or stopped even with the help of the GOP. But they never have this moment of conscious when leftists are getting theirs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)

299 nood

nazi

Posted by: banana Dream at May 29, 2026 02:22 PM (3uBP9)

300 292 Obama doesn't like Joey. Obama doesn't like the Clintons. Obama doesn't like Trump. Obama doesn't like anyone. He tolerates people giving him tongue baths because they are useful idiots. Obama only like himself
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (SW0z7)

So Chameleons are malignant narcissists. Who knew?

Posted by: tubal at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (Gqar8)

301 Yes, it's a policy choice.

Because Democrats do not want you to be proud of ANYTHING America.

They wanted--demanded--our crown city to be a dirty, trashy, homeless camp of drugs, crime and decay.

They want Americans to be embarrassed of their country.

And what better way than to make our Capital look like a shitty, nasty third-world slum?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (73/SM)

302 They went one dose over the line.

Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (vTZFs)

303 A former senior Biden campaign advisor tells me Jill Biden's comments are "revisionist history."

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“The future is known; it’s the past that keeps changing, comrades!”

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (BGLxh)

304 Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate, knowing it could well end him and their grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 29, 2026 02:11 PM (XvL8K)
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I don't think they thought it would, though.

We always suspected that they worked Joe up for his more public statements, and he was probably pumped full of anti-sundown drugs that night.

Do you really think foresight is a forte of Democrat politicians and handlers?

Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

305 There’s Hunter’s spending, but also that the entire family business was selling access/favors from Joe. Think: Joe Incorporated.

Joe’s brother and wife, his sister, Hunter, Jill - they all depended on Joe. The company closed in 2025, what skills do they have after a career working for the family?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (4KUe5)

306 Nood Nazi.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 29, 2026 02:23 PM (Kdi1r)

307 Obama only like himself
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 29, 2026 02:21 PM (SW0z7)

Agreed. He comes across as a classic narcissist. My theory is that narcissism is caused by a mixture of pride and childhood trauma, and he certainly has plenty of both.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 29, 2026 02:24 PM (lFFaq)

308 That boy's gonna get saved one way or another!

Not satire: Watch this crazy preacher order a teen boy to EAT a page ripped out of the Bible

https://tinyurl.com/49a25b75

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 29, 2026 02:24 PM (ndZc7)

309 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2026 02:24 PM (jCuxY)

310 The View remains, if you can believe it, dumber than mud that's been fucked by retards.

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Bwwwwwaaaahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 29, 2026 02:25 PM (jCuxY)

311 Who will finance her run? She can’t even raise $10 for a Joe Biden presidential bookmobile. She’s done, her whole family is done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2026 01:53 PM (QDJ2U)
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You don't really need a lot of money to run for office in Delaware. Hell, they elected a mentally ill "transgender" to congress and she only needed to raise about $3.5 Million total for that honor.

Posted by: Orson at May 29, 2026 02:25 PM (dIske)

312 Obama only like himself
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I'm surprised that he hasn't built a monument to himself. Oh,wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

313 So a bunch of "artists and bands" have dropped out of America's State Fair to be held on the Mall, all because they have been chided by some lefty magazine. I read Martina McBride's statement. It is vague bullshit. She had no problems performing in Obama's White House, but seems to think this will be political.
Fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2026 02:26 PM (2WIwB)

314 Because "journalists" have the same interest that the Democrat Party does -- they want to smother this fire ...

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"... with a pillow, until it stops moving."

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 02:26 PM (BGLxh)

315 The corrupt communist media that covered for Biden's dementia for five years now demands we examine Trump's non-dementia:

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I'm old enough to remember Ace somewhat buying into the Trump Dementia Narrative about six years ago -- for which I called him out at the time.

All is forgiven, and the #Winning is tired not ...

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at May 29, 2026 02:31 PM (BGLxh)

316
cowboy hat lady? I thought she was M.I.A.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

She was, and now we know why.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 29, 2026 02:31 PM (IWEBk)

317 > Here's what I still don't get: Why did Jill and Hunter insist he go forward with the debate
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because they were sure the DNC-friendly press would provide cover

what they didn't count on was just how seriously fucked up Joe really was

Posted by: Don Black at May 29, 2026 02:34 PM (ZxPkt)

318 Who wants to live forever?
Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (HcoTw)
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Apes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 29, 2026 01:42 PM (7RBt4)
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THAT'S A STARSHIP TROOPERS REFERENCE!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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As much of a Heinlein fan as I am, that phrase predates the book by centuries. It was probably uttered by some Phoenician NCO, who.heard it from a Sumerian.

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