DOJ Now Investigating Obvious Perjurer For, Get This, Obvous Perjury

My first reaction to hearing about the DOJ investigating the perjurious elderly lunatic whore was negative. I didn't like the "optics" of the DOJ investigating Trump's enemies.

But then I remembered the context: The Democrats turned the entire prosecutorial network, state and federal, into a machine for prosecuting Trump and his allies and even the lawyers defending Trump and his allies from their prosecutions.

Let me posit: It would be criminal to not use the prosecutorial resources of the country to prosecute Democrats and their lunatic fabulists.

We have been told many times that "No one is above the law."

And that includes Democrats, who are actually criminals. The only reason we weren't routinely arresting and jailing Democrats was the prudential consideration that jailing the political opposition, even when they were criminals in league with foreign powers and poisonous anti-American terrorist groups, was that prosecuting your political opponents, even when warranted, would kick off a cycle of each party attempting to jail each other each time the White House changed hands.

But they already began this cycle. And they've already announced their criminal intention to prosecute everyone associated with Trump, and possibly just his voters and supporters, the moment they can steal another election.

Given these facts, we have no choice but to adapt to the new poisonous reality the Democrats have created and use the machinery of political prosecutions against them.

From David Strom, although she clearly lied about the entire sham story -- and ripped it off from an episode of Law & Order: SVU her mentally-demented mind remembered -- she's being specifically investigated for lying about being paid to bring charges against Trump.

She straight-up lied about her expenses being paid by deranged communist billionaire Reid Hoffman, who desperately needs some prosecutorial resources devoted to him as well.

New York (of course) wrote an unconstitutional law just to “get Trump.” https://t.co/bW3JKgvnYy https://t.co/Ohz7WW5K7a
— Morning Glory 🇺🇸🌼🇺🇸 (@DoryBeutel) May 28, 2026

CNN:

Prosecutors' theory hinges on a 2022 deposition statement by Carroll, 82, that she received no outside funding for her lawsuit, though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.

It's not a theory, it's a fact, and a crime. She lied about this precisely because admitting it would hurt the paid effort to get Trump. Motive and credibility are material facts in court, and she deliberately perjured herself to create a false air of credibility.

Strom also links this video of the demented lunatic whore giggling and laughing about consulting with fashion makeover experts to make her look "fuckable" so the idea of Trump being overcome by lust for her -- even when she was already an old woman, and had been weird-looking and unattractive since birth -- would seem possible.

"It was all a trick," she giggles about the attempt to make her look less like a shriveled mummy.

Reminder…

This is when E. Jean Carroll, the woman who accused President Trump of Raping her, says in order to convince the jury, a group of professionals tried to make her look more “Fuckable” and admits “It was all just Trick”

She says her legal team wanted to recreate how… https://t.co/KOwcp2EGv7 pic.twitter.com/e48r1GKqia
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) May 28, 2026

Yeah I know that calling rape "sexy" and giggling about this alleged rape may sound like something a real victim of rape wouldn't do, but you have to remember, the Me Too Grifter Complex has assured us that anything a female accuser does, no matter how intuitively and obviously false it seems, is Akshually a totally normal symptom of being a Sexual Assault Survivor.

Except if it's a woman accusing a Democrat, like Tara Reade. In that case, her history of not paying bills suddenly becomes proof that The Bitch Is Lying.

Crow Milestone: Though I had a crow visitor, it was just the one crow. I knew there were dozens of crows in the area and I've been wondering why they don't show up for the spread I put out for them every morning.

Yesterday, I believed that a second crow had come. This one was noticeably smaller than my usual visitor so I guessed it was his mate. They seemed to be two different crows because while they didn't both appear at the same time, they kept coming to the deck and flying back to the roost too quickly, I thought, to be a single crow. It seemed that it had to be a tag-team effort.

Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

How are you?

BTW I've said this before, but the crow caller doesn't really work.

I'm exploring other options:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:22 PM

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

2 We'll see if anything happens

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 28, 2026 12:22 PM (N1tpc)

3 Not enough curse words for her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2026 12:22 PM (2UnvF)

4 And SPONGE!

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

5 ace, she's got another boyfriend.

Don't simp.

Let her go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

6 Wife didn't like the idea. I refrained from arguing. No one can be permitted to abuse the system. I'd go after the jury if I could.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

7 top 10

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 28, 2026 12:23 PM (nXhwP)

8 My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours.
Blade can teach you, but he has to charge ...

FOR FIRSTS!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

9 Are you hoping for swinger crows?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

10 *fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: Cornelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE)

11 Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

That's hot.

Posted by: Crowmax After Dark at May 28, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)

12 Good, about time.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

13 10 *fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Cornelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE)

I don't think Sulla jerked off enough. He was kind of a miserable asshole. Where do you think 'Sullen' comes from?

Still, he was a brilliant general and by all accounts very charismatic.

'There is no friend who has helped me, nor enemy who harmed me, that I have not repaid in full.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

14 Would the trial be in NYC?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2026 12:26 PM (2UnvF)

15 "BTW I've said this before, but the crow caller doesn't really work. I'm exploring other options."

Have you tried a Bugatti? Very expensive exotic cars usually help attract birds. Oh wait, you're talking about an actual bird?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

16 Prosecutors' theory hinges on a 2022 deposition statement by Carroll, 82, that she received no outside funding for her lawsuit, though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.
===

Is this the one where the Judge helped facilitate the perjury?

/rhetorical

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (/lPRQ)

17 10 *fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Cornelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE)

*flap flap flap flap*

Posted by: Corvidelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

18 *Shakes head...keep feeding theses crows, there won't be a single singing bird left.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (GD0B3)

19 Best part will be when SCOTUS overturns the verdict under the 'Ya gotta be kidding me' clause.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

20 Woman looks ridiculous and is a raging, envious narcissist with major psychological problems who wants a big payoff. Why on earth would Trump go onto a dressing room to rape anyone when he'd been dating super models and nobody would hear if this had happened!! Com'on!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 12:28 PM (2sfNr)

21 Crows are smart. Crows also know they are unpopular. Anybody trying to attract crows probably creates some deep suspicion.

Posted by: MartynWW at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (M9zxq)

22 17 10 *fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Cornelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE)

*flap flap flap flap*
Posted by: Corvidelius Sulla at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

Dammit. There was a Roman general who was called Corvus because when fighting a duel against someone, a Crow perched on his shoulder or shield and freaked his opponent the fuck out.

Marcus... something? Dammit, now I have to look it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

23 At 82 and childless she might just plead guilty because she doesn't care about the money anymore. What's her legacy?
Carroll is a cruise missile which Reid Hoffman installed and fired at the USS Trump. Hoffman needs to be the one made an un-billionaire.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (gKWVE)

24 We had four peacocks in our back yard three weeks ago. Our housecat was fascinated by them.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (rJ48h)

25 I shan't believe that advice from a strange person with a shaved head AND a ponytail would be ineffective. A white person mind you, not some shoalin monk getting ready to monkey punch you.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (3uBP9)

26 Ace, I will say that things won't get back to normal until democrats face the same things that republicans face. That includes attempted assassination.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (HmnZy)

27 Marcus Valerius Corvus (c. 370–270 BC)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

28 My hope is that slob Reid Hoffman finally pays a price for his encouraging, promoting and bankrolling this utter lunatic. Maybe he and Carroll can both do some time. Hoffman fled the U.S. as soon as Trump got back into office, a sure sign that he was concerned he might be prosecuted for his role in this faux case.

Posted by: Tracy at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (EGTA2)

29 When does she get perp walked?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (BW+Gb)

30 This deranged rape-obsessed scrunt is an attractive target for prosecution because she'll start singing like a canary. That fat bloated tick Reid Hoffman is just the tip of the iceberg. There were all kinds of foul play involved in this persecution, including at all levels of state and federal government.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

31 Crows seem likeable, but remember, they come from a murder.

Posted by: 13times at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (VcqK+)

32 Afternoon Ace
Seeing Carroll's case reversed and listening to the insane screeching of the AWFLs in response would make my year.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (zaxlN)

33 Is this the alleged rape where Trump's initial response was,

"Umm, NO"

in the obvious context that the old scrunt accuser is not attractive (period).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (/lPRQ)

34
She lied about this precisely because admitting it would hurt the paid effort to get Trump.

================

I really don't get this. Nowadays, there's no shame in setting up a GoFundMe for whatever stupid cause you have, including for legal fees (which might somehow wind up as a down payment on a mansion but whatevs). Every time I hear about some hood rat getting caught for drilling a cop or a rando, the family's got a GoFundMe up that's surpassed its $750,000 goal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (n7rxJ)

35 CNN: Exclusive: Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll

She’s not an accuser. The accusations were found to be true and he’s been adjudicated to have done the things she “accused” him of.

“Trump sexual assault survivor” would have been more descriptive AND accurate. As if we need more proof that American news media is embarrassingly toothless.

Damn. She has a judgment against Trump. Unpaid of course. Shameful weaponization of the Justice Department.

And the right still can’t figure out why they get called fascists.

They know. They only pretend they don't because they think it's funny. But the mask is definitely slipping.

The next dem president should get a 4.547B slush fund to payout victims of 'Lawfare' like E Jean Carroll, Jim Comey, that judge in NY, etc... lol

Why in the fuck would he want to resurrect this scandal? Right before the midterms? I can't even believe this is 2026.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (ycI94)

36 hi ace!

all good here busy day today

this woman is a total nut. I hope she gets crucified. no sympathy whatsoever

can Reid Hoffman get crucified too?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (j+aD2)

37 What a bitch. Just because it's too early for the c-word.

They wanted to make her more fuckable but sadly didn't have the makeover team, time machine or holographic technology to make it happen.

Sometimes the system just doesn't work.

Oh, yeah he's not everyone's favorite, although my late Mother loved him, but Hannity had on Paxton yesterday. Whatever you think of Hannity, that guy is a pitbull when he's in your corner. I don't think President Trump had a bigger media supporter.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (Sco7b)

38 > We had four peacocks in our back yard three weeks ago. Our housecat was fascinated by them.

They're beautiful, but very noisy. I imagine I'd get sick of them very quickly.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N)

39 ‘Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.’

You know the rules, Ace. Pictures or it didn’t happen!

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IjuFf)

40 She’s not an accuser. The accusations were found to be true and he’s been adjudicated to have done the things she “accused” him of.

NOPE

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)

41 More fuckable. Doesn’t everyone want to be more fuckable?

Posted by: Billythesquid at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (0jHjF)

42 Is this the one where the Judge helped facilitate the perjury?

/rhetorical
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (/lPRQ)

IIRC excluded a witness that would have testified to conditions at Bergdorf Goodman that would have made her story even more non-credible, if not impossible to have happened. And never mind that Carroll is a serial fabulist with an apparent rape fetish.

Posted by: Whole thing was a screw job from the jump at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)

43 Woman looks ridiculous and is a raging, envious narcissist with major psychological problems who wants a big payoff. Why on earth would Trump go onto a dressing room to rape anyone when he'd been dating super models and nobody would hear if this had happened!! Com'on!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Counter Point - Ahrnold and that maid...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (/lPRQ)

44
She is delusional.

I think she wanted to be married to Trump.

Trump didn't have to dumpster dive for women.

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2026 12:32 PM (3ek7K)

45 Come join the murder
come fly with black

Posted by: A Crow at May 28, 2026 12:32 PM (2UnvF)

46 Prosecutors' theory hinges on a 2022 deposition statement by Carroll, 82, that she received no outside funding for her lawsuit, though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.
===

Is this the one where the Judge helped facilitate the perjury?

/rhetorical
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:27 PM (/lPRQ)
______

Yes. The jury was bad enough, but the judge was worse. Trump was basically barred from defending the case. Absolute travesty.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

47 NY in particular, is completely lawless. From the AG using that office as her personal prosecution platform to undermining the constitutional rights of NY citizens, it’s been throughly subverted.

Even after SCOTUS swatted them down in Bruen, they can back with the most egregious overreach they could design in their communist legislature. They’ve followed on with prosecuting people for speech they don’t like, citizens who speak up at PTA meetings, people who ignored their covid authoritarianism, and people who speak out against their abortion policies, which includes deliberate prosecution of Christians. They have extended this dictatorship into their jury pools of like minded mouth breathers who use it as a personal vendetta machine for their misguided politics, not equal justice under law.

So don’t take this the wrong way, but f them. What Trumps lawyers are doing here has a basis in actual law. It’s defensive, not offensive as has been liberals want. It’s a pushback and I don’t care who leads the charge. We need to monkey stomp these assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 28, 2026 12:33 PM (pkv3v)

48 Has anyone heard about the claim that one of the Supreme Court Justices got SWATTED?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

49 > Nowadays, there's no shame in setting up a GoFundMe for whatever stupid cause you have, including for legal fees (which might somehow wind up as a down payment on a mansion but whatevs).

That insane retard JoJoFromJerz on Twitter had a GoFundMe begging for people to make payments on her house. Her Democrat shilling earned her a trip to the White House.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

50 I picked on Sulla because when his enemies proscribed and punished his boys under color of law, Sulla came home and proscribed and punished his enemies.
As for Carroll being attractive or not, I dunno. At 82 she's fine. Probably looked good at 42. But also was likely delusional and evil, so if Trump ever got near her he would have had security to keep this psycho off his nuts.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 12:34 PM (gKWVE)

51 Old and Busted: Rape is HOT

New and Improved: Perjury is HOT

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:34 PM (oVTIk)

52 >>> More fuckable. Doesn’t everyone want to be more fuckable?
Posted by: Billythesquid at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (0jHjF)

(shakes head no)

Posted by: the chicken at May 28, 2026 12:34 PM (3uBP9)

53 I don't see the big deal - she is absolutely fuckable.*

*with a rusty chainsaw dipped in Somalian "food"

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at May 28, 2026 12:35 PM (eC0bt)

54
At 82 and childless she might just plead guilty because she doesn't care about the money anymore. What's her legacy?

Posted by: gKWVE

==============

No, she's like one of those fairy tale dragons that sits on a hoard of gold and jewels. Like, what's the point? Rachel Maddow interviewed her right after the award and asked with an eager smile what she was going to do with the haul. Carroll talked joyfully about a European vacation or something... nothing about, for instance, establishing a legal fund or shelter for abused women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 12:35 PM (n7rxJ)

55 She's as reliable of a witness as the Iranian government about how the talks are going with the US. She's also as attractive as the goats they have sex with.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 12:35 PM (qx7Zg)

56 20 Woman looks ridiculous and is a raging, envious narcissist with major psychological problems who wants a big payoff. Why on earth would Trump go onto a dressing room to rape anyone when he'd been dating super models and nobody would hear if this had happened!! Com'on!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28

Not only that, if a Trump walks into BD, he is going to have an entourage of sales people catering to him. He would not be left alone. It’s ridiculous.

Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2026 12:35 PM (V+jSk)

57 Male crows are larger than females, but not by much. The sexes of crows are often hard to tell apart. Sexual dimorphism isn't as big a factor with crows as it is for, say, peacocks.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

58 I wonder if Anderson ever took her up on it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 28, 2026 12:36 PM (1uwqp)

59 I wouldn't fuck her even with Miss Mofet's 10-foot long dismember.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 28, 2026 12:36 PM (7Q0e+)

60 I really don't get this. Nowadays, there's no shame in setting up a GoFundMe for whatever stupid cause you have, including for legal fees (which might somehow wind up as a down payment on a mansion but whatevs). Every time I hear about some hood rat getting caught for drilling a cop or a rando, the family's got a GoFundMe up that's surpassed its $750,000 goal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (n7rxJ)

See eg Karmelo Anthony. Murders a white kid, Austin Metcalfe, in broad daylight. He and his family get a massive payday for McMansions and cars and shit. Plus his bond gets reduced from 1 mil to 250k so that cocksucker could go live in said McMansion until trial.

Posted by: Fuck all these people at May 28, 2026 12:36 PM (TbWk/)

61 A lot of pearl clutchers like Eric Erickson are on X moaning about the past leg troubles of Ken Paxton. They don’t to admit that they’re if the exact same class as the legal warfare against Trump - a weaponized legal system used to target political enemies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2026 12:36 PM (QDJ2U)

62 Counter Point - Ahrnold and that maid...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Did she claim Arnold raped her ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Yl2Ob)

63 When does she get perp walked?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (BW+Gb)

Too many people jerk off to optics.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

64 I like being a crow. It's useful.

Posted by: Randall Flagg at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (wVcYX)

65 Anybody heard from Tish “these three houses are totally my primary home, and if you doubt it I’ll beat you with my box of HoHo’s” James?

You can’t miss her. She’s the one that looks like 20 pounds of cottage cheese stuffed in a plastic sandwich bag.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (pkv3v)

66 51 Old and Busted: Rape is HOT

New and Improved: Perjury is HOT
Posted by: garrett

It wasn't perjury perjury.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (ycI94)

67 >>>Let me posit: It would be criminal to not use the prosecutorial resources of the country to prosecute Democrats and their lunatic fabulists.

You don't even have to get that far.

An agnostic DOJ has a vested interest in the rule of law and a healthy respect for the rule of law. If law enforcement and justice is merely one-side, then both are destroyed, and they have been on an industrial scale.

Now the left will claim that these such DOJ self-interested investigations and prosecutions destroy the very things - rule of law and a healthy respect for the rule of law - that they purport to uphold and defend.

But the left are lying, deluded, filthy hoors who will say anything for political power. Let's stop acting like they EVER have any good faith arguments.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (dK+Kv)

68
That insane retard JoJoFromJerz on Twitter had a GoFundMe begging for people to make payments on her house. Her Democrat shilling earned her a trip to the White House.
Posted by: bonhomme

================

Just one of many such examples.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 12:37 PM (n7rxJ)

69 no hockey tonite! good for the Knights

and good for me I can get some sleep

last night was a great showing by the Hurricanes

this is not OT bc everyone hates that Carter Hart is doing so well with the Knights (not me! he is innocent). everyone = the lefty hockey fans only here bc of Heated Rivalry

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

70 Posted by: Piper at May 28, 2026 12:35 PM (V+jSk)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Yl2Ob)

71

I dunno, but that old bat on Beverly Hillbillies wasnt fuckable.

She looks more like the lesbo hag Miss Hathaway on that show.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (och2J)

72 Did she claim Arnold raped her ?
Posted by: FenelonSpok

No, but that he did her.
Yeesh.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (/lPRQ)

73 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (kgE5c)

74 When does she get perp walked?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (BW+Gb)

She might volunteer, just for the body cavity searches.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

75 I think Insomniac left one of his bags of dick somewhere in the Barrel. Should be nicely aged and fermented. Erickson can have one of those.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (gKWVE)

76 Ace, I will say that things won't get back to normal until democrats face the same things that republicans face. That includes attempted assassination.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 28, 2026 12:29 PM (HmnZy)

Attempted!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Charlie Kirk at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (Kdi1r)

77 No, but that he did her.
Yeesh.

well he's no prize tbh

AND their son is gorgeous and a great bodybuilder too!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (j+aD2)

78 Reid Hoffman needs a barbwire necktie, a flaming pineapple shoved up his ass, sideways and then buried in a box.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (jehhT)

79
She’s not an accuser. The accusations were found to be true and he’s been adjudicated to have done the things she “accused” him of.

NOPE
Posted by: Black Orchid

================

lol the jury specifically found that he did NOT rape her. Somehow they determined that he was guilty of "sexual abuse," which makes no sense anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 12:39 PM (n7rxJ)

80 >>And never mind that Carroll is a serial fabulist with an apparent rape fetish.

According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish

Posted by: one hour sober at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (J4Dwc)

81 >>Afternoon, Ace.

Is there even a Morning Ace?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oVTIk)

82 > See eg Karmelo Anthony. Murders a white kid, Austin Metcalfe, in broad daylight. He and his family get a massive payday for McMansions and cars and shit. Plus his bond gets reduced from 1 mil to 250k so that cocksucker could go live in said McMansion until trial.

Fortunately his family blew all of the money immediately. So now they don't have the money and neither do the people who would give money to people like them.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (mkw2N)

83 Too many people jerk off to optics.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Those that do it while sniffing bicycle seats (etc) are the real sickos.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (/lPRQ)

84 81 >>Afternoon, Ace.

Is there even a Morning Ace?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oVTIk)

It's morning where I am....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (rLtcl)

85 >>No, but that he did her.

He Pumped...Her Up

Posted by: Kevin Nealon at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (oVTIk)

86 According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish"

We know.

/50 shades of publishing...

Posted by: man at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

87 You can’t miss her. She’s the one that looks like 20 pounds of cottage cheese stuffed in a plastic sandwich bag.
Posted by: Vengeance

Hey! I resemble that remark!
https://shorturl.at/aGMU2

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (ycI94)

88 Why is ace trying to attract crows? Does he hate his neighbors, or is it out of general spite?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (wBaIH)

89 Interesting Crow Facts: Now is the nesting season. You will be getting individual crows or in this case maybe the mate of the crow. After the babies fledge and especially towards fall, you will get the flocks. My crow community is doing this currently. I apparently have a family group that knows a sucker lives at my place and can be persuaded to put out peanuts, but *right now* there is just Crow Junior who seems to be a first-time parent showing up. He doesn't always remember the "peanuts available" call because he's new to this independent living thing. Also, he had to show off the Perfect Sticks he found for his first ever nest. Sat on the roof of my garage so I could see him out the window. Did this multiple times, too. I hope he built a good nest with his Perfect Sticks and his mate isn't mad at him because the shelves fell down ...

The rest of the family (approximately 20 or so) will show up again once babysitters are not needed.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at May 28, 2026 12:42 PM (vAQDP)

90 This is hilarious. Yes, it is a real headline!

Bruce Springsteen directs star-powered music festival against Trump policies
Trump critic Bruce Springsteen will lead a star-studded Oct. 3 protest festival in Maryland, rallying for justice, equality and change.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 12:42 PM (qx7Zg)

91 >>According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish"

...and the 40% are lying.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2026 12:42 PM (oVTIk)

92 Is there even a Morning Ace?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oVTIk)

I am not sure I want to imagine what Morning Report ace would be like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

93 Yes. The jury was bad enough, but the judge was worse. Trump was basically barred from defending the case. Absolute travesty.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
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This is why it's nearly impossible to prosecute a "process crime" against the Left. The judges, DAs, and juries are all going to dismiss the crimes as not worth pursuing.

Now, it's very different when the Left wants to prosecute the Right for process crimes. In those cases, it's super-easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (gnNyN)

94 Hmmmm....
A GoFundMe site???
I am over 29, learned to fly as a kid but haven't flown in years. I always wanted to recreate the flight of Charles Lindbergh. I wonder if I could get a four or five thousand people to give me, say a grand each, to help me achieve my goals before I die?
Now to craft a real sob story...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

95 80 >>And never mind that Carroll is a serial fabulist with an apparent rape fetish.

According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish
Posted by: one hour sober

And the other 40% are lying.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (ycI94)

96 Thought this would be about Madison Cornbread or Felonious von Pantsuit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (3hJhH)

97 Did she claim Arnold raped her ?
Posted by: FenelonSpok

No, but that he did her.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:38 PM (/lPRQ)
______

In fairness, Ahnuld has always been a sexual weirdo -- probably decades of steroid abuse -- and the pics of the maid that were circulated was what she looked like then. The affair was almost 20 years before that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

98 Hold on mate.

Are you saying the "rape is sexy" lady who named her cat vagina completely made up her account of Donald Trump finger banging her in the middle of crowded department store in the 1990s?

I'm stunned at this plot twist.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (bwAim)

99 the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

CROW SECKS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (HTa/G)

100 This woman is a raging lunatic and every single person knows it. They WANT her to be telling the truth because Orange Man Bad but they know. She's loopy as a slinky.

The left is howling, predictably, because you cannot question a woman who harmed Bad Orange Man, but my concern is how the heck you proved she lied? I mean, in my opinion she is so nuts you cannot really find her guilty of lying, I don't think she understands reality or even KNOWS the truth. But she clearly lied about this, a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (UZCuZ)

101 I guess the NIH studied their own staff to reach those conclusions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (3hJhH)

102 The most maddening thing about this whole situation is nobody ever believed Trump raped that goblin. Nobody. It was just a game to try and take Trump out of the race and everyone knew it.

Even the jury didn't find Trump guilty of rape. They found him guilty of sexual abuse without ever defining what the abuse was and defamation because Trump continued to insist he was innocent.

I hope his lawsuit drives her to suicide. Fuck her. I'm tired of leftists ruining innocent people's lives for money and power.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)

103 And never mind that Carroll is a serial fabulist with an apparent rape fetish.

According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish
Posted by: one hour sober

And the other 40% are lying.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (ycI94)
______

"What about me??"

-- Minotaur

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

104 the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

CROW SECKS
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (HTa/G)

***

Jeez...get a nest!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)

105 If I recall, Trump was only found 'guilty' of denying that he raped her.

Saying 'no I didn't,' is now a criminal offense.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (Kdi1r)

106 > According to a study by NIH, nearly 60% of women hold such a fetish

With a crap ton of caveats. This is one of those "facts" that really shouldn't be repeated because it's incredibly misleading.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:46 PM (mkw2N)

107 92 Is there even a Morning Ace?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oVTIk)

Sounds like a song lyric. 🎶 There's got to be a morning Ace-er.🎶

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2026 12:46 PM (Yl2Ob)

108 How To Call Crows - Befriending Crows

How about snow leopards? I'd like some of them around.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2026 12:46 PM (T7fic)

109 Too many people jerk off to optics."

Eww.

Leupold? Vortex? Burris?

Posted by: man at May 28, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

110 But muh civility? Muh norms?

Shit hit the fan a long time ago and dried on the walls and ceiling.
If you don't punish your enemies while you are in power, there is ZERO disincentive for them to hold back when they get power. They sure as fck won't hold back if you do nothing when given the chance to do something.

Its simple behaviorism. Its the only thing that works with animals. You can't write down rules/laws and expect your dog to follow them. The animals need to be trained.

Posted by: Wild Kingdom at May 28, 2026 12:47 PM (anL5R)

111 >>rallying for justice, equality and change.

Very much doubt that those idiots would be happy were justice truly applied to them; plus, a billionaire pushing equality (!?); and coming from someone stuck in the mid-80's, 'change' would be the last thing he could handle.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)

112 I'm exploring other options
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Wait... we're fired?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 28, 2026 12:48 PM (9C7ml)

113
Someone may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If so, they were done in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at May 28, 2026 12:48 PM (0sNs1)

114 Woman looks ridiculous and is a raging, envious narcissist with major psychological problems who wants a big payoff. Why on earth would Trump go onto a dressing room to rape anyone when he'd been dating super models and nobody would hear if this had happened!! Com'on!

--

The story itself is so ludicrous, and leftists know it, but they hate Trump so badly they force themselves to believe it was true.

Sure, one of the most well-known public figures in NYC walked into a ladies' dressing room 30 years ago, raped this hag and walked out...pretty as you please. And it didn't occur to her to call police, nobody else in the dressing rooms saw Trump coming into that area (we all know NYC stores are always deserted), or leaving while buckling his pants back up. It is so ludicrous, just calling it ludicrous is ludicrous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2026 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

115 Too many people jerk off to optics.

Until they go blind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2026 12:48 PM (AUL7F)

116 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at May 28, 2026 12:49 PM (9eF98)

117 >>If I recall, Trump was only found 'guilty' of denying that he raped her.

>>Saying 'no I didn't,' is now a criminal offense.

That was the 2nd guilty charge. The first was "sexual abuse" which was never defined at trial. The whole thing, from rewriting NY state law to extend the SOL to the insane amount of damages, was a complete farce. The left has turned the judicial system into an Orwellian nightmare for conservatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 12:49 PM (viF8m)

118 But muh civility? Muh norms?

"Shut up you ugly fuck!"
--the actual, real Democrat Party Twixxer account

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:50 PM (UZCuZ)

119 "Police responded to a call for the sound of gunshots at the home of Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett last night but quickly realized it was a swatting call and cleared after meeting with her security detail."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Kdi1r)

120 Too many people jerk off to optics."

Eww.

Leupold? Vortex? Burris?
Posted by: man at May 28, 2026 12:47 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nightforce at May 28, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

121 Fun Fact: Crows don't want you to crow at them.

They read your body language and react to your movement. They know who you are.

I've had crows greet me every day at the same time, never getting too close, but with no fear of harm, anticipating an exchange that filled their gullets. I feed them.

They communicate with each other in ways only AI may 'understand'.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2026 12:50 PM (D1E+2)

122 This is when E. Jean Carroll, the woman who accused President Trump of Raping her, says in order to convince the jury, a group of professionals tried to make her look more Fuckable

In other words, they brought in bartenders and told them to keep pouring?

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:50 PM (NR6c1)

123 I am over 29, learned to fly as a kid but haven't flown in years. I always wanted to recreate the flight of Charles Lindbergh. I wonder if I could get a four or five thousand people to give me, say a grand each, to help me achieve my goals before I die?
Now to craft a real sob story...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

I fully support someone like you reaching for your dreams,

To be a black lesbian muslim tranny trapped in a white guy's body in an area of the country where you can't be your true self is heart-breaking.

And having that disease where you're a child trapped in a 29 year old body, another gut punch.

As you fulfill your dreams, just don't mix up the Lindbergh and Earhart maps.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

124 > If I recall, Trump was only found 'guilty' of denying that he raped her.

Trump claimed he never met her. They had a picture of Trump posing with Carroll. I believe this is one of the most influential facts in the case.

But it's stupid, because Trump is a celebrity. He poses with many thousands of people per year and has for decades. Nobody would be able to remember everyone they posed with given those circumstances.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

125 Saying 'no I didn't,' is now a criminal offense.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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"Some people regard rape as so heinous an offense that they would not even regard innocence as a defense." - Alan M. Dershowitz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (XeU6L)

126 I'm sure there are a lot of rape victims roaming the streets that would use the word "fuckable" to describe themselves.

However, Hoffman probably paid off the judge, because he seemed to want to start off at point A: Nobody called Carroll "crazy" until Trump did, therefore Trump defamed Carroll (which begged the actual case before the court).

She won a "defamation" case, not a rape case. Which NYC could not have pursued unless they were ready to go full retard.

Lord knows they are in the neighborhood, though. What with the "34 felonies" case, the "fraud" case, and the others where Trump was practically disallowed a defense.

But proving that the prosecution had reached "beyond a reasonable doubt" having a crazy lady half-recalling it, would probably be too obvious that they had complete disregard for standards of jurisprudence.

We're still close though. The cases against Zimmerman and Rittenhouse were practically "Prove yourself innocent".

Lib prosecution will go full retard at some point...

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (Fi81e)

127 The story itself is so ludicrous, and leftists know it, but they hate Trump so badly they force themselves to believe it was true.

They know its fake. Its like the old political adage "I just want to hear him deny it" or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (UZCuZ)

128 Are you saying the "rape is sexy" lady who named her cat vagina completely made up her account of Donald Trump finger banging her in the middle of crowded department store in the 1990s?

I'm stunned at this plot twist.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (bwAim)

They have fingerprints. Much like the surface of the moon crazy rape lady's cooter holds impressions indefinately. The jury was given was allowed to explore the evidence when the balif provided a bus tour.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (Rxz7v)

129 115 Too many people jerk off to optics.

Until they go blind.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2026 12:48 PM (AUL7F)

How ironic.

Posted by: Don't you think? at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)

130 >>Victims of rape are the villains now?

Try paying attention, troll: Trump was *acquitted* of rape. If she was ever raped, it wasn't by him.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (NcvvS)

131 Sid, the only way you would know the touch of a woman is if you spike her drink first.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (NR6c1)

132 The most maddening thing about this whole situation is nobody ever believed Trump raped that goblin. Nobody. It was just a game to try and take Trump out of the race and everyone knew it.

Even the jury didn't find Trump guilty of rape. They found him guilty of sexual abuse without ever defining what the abuse was and defamation because Trump continued to insist he was innocent.

I hope his lawsuit drives her to suicide. Fuck her. I'm tired of leftists ruining innocent people's lives for money and power.
==
Comments like this are burned into my Hippocampus! I can't imagine the pain and suffering she went through being interviewed by Anderson Cooper and giggling about sexy rape. Shame on you Jack Straw and your neanderthal knuckle dragging comments. You should be prevented from expressing any opinion as you are male, and therefore a priori a rapist. Your patriarchal entitled world view is dead. Surrender and trans yourself!!

Posted by: Crazy Karen HOA chairwoman at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (anL5R)

133 At 82 and childless she might just plead guilty because she doesn't care about the money anymore. What's her legacy?

Her "legacy" is that she got attention from the MSM for 15 minutes. No more than that.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

134 But it's stupid, because Trump is a celebrity. He poses with many thousands of people per year and has for decades. Nobody would be able to remember everyone they posed with given those circumstances.

Yeah and "standing with someone in a picture" is not meeting them, its encountering them. I know that sounds like a narrow technicality, but if you don't even likely know their name how can you have really met someone? Did I "meet" that guy that I let go in front of me in line? I guess to some technical definitions, but we didn't meet, really. We just encountered each other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:53 PM (UZCuZ)

135 These are not fabricated or politically motivated .They are criminals. I don't care about the optics.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2026 12:53 PM (YwEeS)

136 Trump claimed he never met her. They had a picture of Trump posing with Carroll. I believe this is one of the most influential facts in the case.

But it's stupid, because Trump is a celebrity. He poses with many thousands of people per year and has for decades. Nobody would be able to remember everyone they posed with given those circumstances.
Posted by: bonhomme

Depends on how you define "meet".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 12:54 PM (/lPRQ)

137 If I recall, Trump was only found 'guilty' of denying that he raped her.
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Nope. He "defamed" her, by calling her crazy.

According to the judges own statements, Trump was the first to suggest she was crazy.

I guess because you can't put into evidence a million private conversations calling her crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 12:54 PM (Fi81e)

138 > Try paying attention, troll: Trump was *acquitted* of rape. If she was ever raped, it wasn't by him.

Then the lunatic judge came out and said that by everyone's common understanding of rape, Trump was guilty of rape.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

139 >>Too many people jerk off to optics.

How else are you supposed to grow out your Palm Hair?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 12:54 PM (oVTIk)

140 Lib prosecution will go full retard at some point...
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*ahem*

Posted by: Former District Attorney Nifong at May 28, 2026 12:54 PM (anL5R)

141 >> Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:22 PM

I would not be able to tell a crow's 'O' face, but you do you.

Posted by: SciVo at May 28, 2026 12:55 PM (Sy6m/)

142 What do you feed crows anyway?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 28, 2026 12:55 PM (PCOcJ)

143 Sid, the only way you would know the touch of a woman is if you spike her drink first.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (NR6c1)

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

- Sid, to a random woman at the bar

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 12:55 PM (Kdi1r)

144 On an unrelated note, Rooster Fighter is a fun, goofy anime.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 28, 2026 12:55 PM (PCOcJ)

145 ...or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"

Hairy Reid. Although I'm sure Chuckles would agree.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (vTZFs)

146 This woman is a raging lunatic and every single person knows it. They WANT her to be telling the truth because Orange Man Bad but they know. She's loopy as a slinky.

Don't forget, her dog is named "Vagina" and her cat is named "Tits". She apparently hasn't heard the good news that you can redirect that kind of performative horniness into novels about minotaurs now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

147
Let's just all go with the"Handmaiden" thing and tell the wine Karens it's over with the insane fantasy= justice hallucinations.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (Y8DZL)

148 or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM

Community Note: That was Harry Reid.

Posted by: Star Fleet Archives at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (0sNs1)

149 ...or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Considering Trump won 2* out of 3 elections, vanquishish two women, I'd say it didn't really work.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (ycI94)

150 More fuckable than Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM (UjdFS)

151 Sid thinks Trump raped this buzzard. Because, here again, he desperately wants and needs to believe it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (qBdHI)

152 >>> Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time.

...right now, Crowver me.

Posted by: The Beatles at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (oVTIk)

153 you might have a crow nest nearby. in which case, baby crows might be coming by w mama and papa soon enough

Posted by: free at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (fMxGv)

154 Yeah and "standing with someone in a picture" is not meeting them, its encountering them. I know that sounds like a narrow technicality, but if you don't even likely know their name how can you have really met someone? Did I "meet" that guy that I let go in front of me in line? I guess to some technical definitions, but we didn't meet, really. We just encountered each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:53 PM (UZCuZ)
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If taking a selfie with a celebrity ever becomes the legal equivalent of "knowing" or "being aware of", people are going to cry at how fast celebrities refuse selfies--were there any consistency in the Court today.

It's probably like Trump "bank fraud" where Hochul admitted to the other property investors in and around New York who had taken notice, that they were only going after Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Fi81e)

155 The story itself is so ludicrous, and leftists know it, but they hate Trump so badly they force themselves to believe it was true.

They know its fake. Its like the old political adage "I just want to hear him deny it" or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM (UZCuZ)

Otter: Schumer?

Boone: Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (wVcYX)

156 or Chuck Schumer's "it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2026 12:51 PM

Community Note: That was Harry Reid.
Posted by: Star Fleet Archives at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM

Can anyone prove they're different people?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (2ocoG)

157 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

- Sid, to a random woman at the bar
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Sid's the kind of dude who thinks "Stop struggling!" is pillow talk.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (NR6c1)

158 Trump claimed he never met her. They had a picture of Trump posing with Carroll. I believe this is one of the most influential facts in the case.

But it's stupid, because Trump is a celebrity. He poses with many thousands of people per year and has for decades. Nobody would be able to remember everyone they posed with given those circumstances.
Posted by: bonhomme

Depends on how you define "meet".
===
So should he be charged with perjury? Her defense is probably going to be similar, "what did you mean by "pay"? I was thinking i got reimbursed which is different".

Posted by: Yeah, I know its stupid. But we've been in the stupid universe since the fired up the Hadron Collid at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (anL5R)

159 I don't have crows. All I get are barn swallows that nest in the vaulted area above my front door and poop all over my stoop, forcing me to pressure wash it.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (oqH4h)

160 >>Then the lunatic judge came out and said that by everyone's common understanding of rape, Trump was guilty of rape.

Thinking 'lunatic judge' is the key, there. One of the key defects in our system of government is inadequate supervision of judges; every time one of them develops delusions of godhood, the damage is enormous (viz. William Brennan and a host of others).

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (NcvvS)

161 Can anyone prove they're different people?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (2ocoG)

The exersize band would have gone over Schumer's head.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2026 12:59 PM (Rxz7v)

162 What do you feed crows anyway?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 28, 2026 12:55 PM

Not me.

Posted by: zombie John "Liver-Eating" Johnson at May 28, 2026 12:59 PM (0sNs1)

163 Even the jury didn't find Trump guilty of rape. They found him guilty of sexual abuse without ever defining what the abuse was and defamation because Trump continued to insist he was innocent.

Posted by: Crazy Karen HOA chairwoman at May 28, 2026 12:52 PM (anL5R)
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Because it was a defamation case.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

164 can Reid Hoffman get crucified too?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:30 PM (j+aD2

You'd need a pair of I-beams to crucify that fat fuck. Don't skimp on the welds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2026 01:00 PM (sQnY9)

165 > Thinking 'lunatic judge' is the key, there.

Sure, I'm just adding context.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

166 The leftwing take on this is just straight up, "Republicans aren't allowed to investigate us"

They've grown very, very use to their being two Americas and them being in the one that can't be arrested for breaking the law

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

167 160 >>Then the lunatic judge came out and said that by everyone's common understanding of rape, Trump was guilty of rape.

Little Georgie Stephanopoulos said Trump was convicted of rape and was sued and lost.....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 01:01 PM (rLtcl)

168 Trump wasn't found guilty regarding Ms Carroll. Both were civil actions . In the first he was found liable for sexual abuse, but the jury did not find rape occurred. Judge Kaplan gave his opinion that rape occurred which was way beyond his duties. The second case Trump was found liable for defamation amongst other things. It was all BS and the judges findings regarding what evidence should be allowed in were atrocious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2026 01:01 PM (zaxlN)

169 More fuckable than Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 12:56 PM

Of course. Why do you even ask?

Posted by: The Panelists of The View at May 28, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)

170 One of the key defects in our system of government is inadequate supervision of judges; every time one of them develops delusions of godhood, the damage is enormous (viz. William Brennan and a host of others).
==
Man could I tell you some stories.

Posted by: Trial lawyer at May 28, 2026 01:02 PM (anL5R)

171
It's probably like Trump "bank fraud" where Hochul admitted to the other property investors in and around New York who had taken notice, that they were only going after Trump.

This! The governor of the state of NY admitted it was a political prosecution and yet it wasn't thrown out of court with prejudice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2026 01:02 PM (7apRy)

172 >>>both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time

Language!

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:02 PM (6wpGE)

173 In that gross clip of Carrol describing how they had to make her more fuckable, does it at all dawn on her that providing the specific details oh how exactly she looked, dressed, etc (down to the year!) but can't 'recal" exactly when the supposed rape/tv show plot occurred?

Fuck this bitch.
Prison. Now

Posted by: Melodicmetal at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (9bAuV)

174 Thinking 'lunatic judge' is the key, there.
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Lunatic judge,
I know you're out there.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (Fi81e)

175 >> I don't have crows. All I get are barn swallows that nest in the vaulted area above my front door and poop all over my stoop, forcing me to pressure wash it.

Build some nesting boxes away from your house.

Hang an old CD up in the area they are nesting. Single strand of line, so it moves around a lot and throws reflections through the space.

They will move to the Boxes in short order.

Posted by: The Beatles at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (oVTIk)

176 >>> Interesting Crow Facts: Now is the nesting season. You will be getting individual crows or in this case maybe the mate of the crow. ... The rest of the family (approximately 20 or so) will show up again once babysitters are not needed.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at May 28, 2026 12:42 PM (vAQDP)

LOL.

Yeah ace. I have like ten, twenty families of crows living with me right now. In fact, they're throwing a party held in my honor on Friday, a crow party, and we're having moist chocolate cake, which they baked with love. We're all THIC with crows! I don't know what your problem is. ... Wait, sorry I have to go, the crows all want to sing me a song about how sexy I am, third time today.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (3uBP9)

177 I also see Gavin Newsom has said he will seize any payouts to the DOJ weaponization fund.

So...no Kings I guess but one big old queen deciding who will be allowed to have property in the Kingdom of California

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

178 Sid's the kind of dude who thinks "Stop struggling!" is pillow talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (NR6c1)
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And, "You can't say I hurt you!" is good afterglow conversation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (TZz9Q)

179 The most maddening thing about this whole situation is nobody ever believed Trump raped that goblin. Nobody. It was just a game to try and take Trump out of the race and everyone knew it.

Even the jury didn't find Trump guilty of rape. They found him guilty of sexual abuse without ever defining what the abuse was and defamation because Trump continued to insist he was innocent.

I hope his lawsuit drives her to suicide. Fuck her. I'm tired of leftists ruining innocent people's lives for money and power.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)
*******
I wish karma on all the jurors too. They all knew that Trump didn't sexually abuse this woman.
Fuck them all.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

180 Don't be too hard on troll boi.

His gods are crumbling to dust, and he's headed for a nervous breakdown.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

181 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (oVTIk)

182 But it's stupid, because Trump is a celebrity. He poses with many thousands of people per year and has for decades. Nobody would be able to remember everyone they posed with given those circumstances.

Yup. I've been the rando posing in photos with a few celebs, and I don't expect them to have remembered me 5 minutes later. Hell, I had an actual conversation with a guy who was a starting NFL QB at the time and I've never assumed that made any impression on him.

The unusual quality of Bill Clinton, according to many who have met him, is exactly that he *did* remember everything about every person he ever was around. And that stands out because it's unusual.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

183 If Leftists think prosecuting them for their crimes is fascism, I have something for them... Elect me President.

I promise: THERE WILL BE ZERO PROSECUTIONS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2026 01:05 PM (sQnY9)

184 Crow caller dude: "Caw caw."
Crow: "Get a haircut, weirdo."

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 01:05 PM (UjdFS)

185
It's probably like Trump "bank fraud" where Hochul admitted to the other property investors in and around New York who had taken notice, that they were only going after Trump.

Let's have an immigrant justice rally at Bruce's new jersey ((((farm)))). Calling all undocumented migrants, party at the bosses house!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (7apRy)

186 Ace, how about a Loon Tune? That might bring in the crows?

"A hand-crafted Minnesota toy that perfectly mimics the calming call of the common loon."

https://tinyurl.com/4ukzfpyt

Posted by: beckster at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (kX27y)

187 What are the odds that New York State will try to prosecute Ron DeSantis on human rights violations (Everglades Alcatraz) when he leaves office?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (rJ48h)

188 It goes beyond that, there were summary judgement's against Trump finding him ipso facto guilty, there were also determinations even about how he would be allowed to defend himself.

What happened to Trump and his associates is of such a monstrous proportions, that the only remedy to be had is at the gaping maw of industrial wood chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (XV/Pl)

189 It's probably like Trump "bank fraud" where Hochul admitted to the other property investors in and around New York who had taken notice, that they were only going after Trump.

This! The governor of the state of NY admitted it was a political prosecution and yet it wasn't thrown out of court with prejudice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 28, 2026 01:02 PM (7apRy)
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Which just goes to show you how stupid the people Democrat voters elect really are.

And a certain level of stupidity that's got to be on your own stupidity.

Yup when it started to freeze investments, she had to come clean that they were targeting Trump, and that it would only ever apply to Trump--but it's not like a Bill of Attainder or nothing! Honest Injun!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

190 Bottom line is you should not be able to bring a civil/tort claim forward unless you can provide the date of loss/incident. Only time you aren't required to provide specific date is when the tort occurs over a period of time ( claims made) .

It's bigley prejudicial to the defendant's defense if no specific date is provided.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (XMuV+)

191 Brace yourself, my waifu pillow! - Sid, probably.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (wVcYX)

192 Now do that Blasey-Ford woman who perjured herself at the Kavanaugh hearings. You know, the one with the little girl baby voice.

Bearing false witness brings heavy penalties later, if they don't go after her in the here and now.

Bitch. C*nt.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (Ta2SI)

193 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

194 George Conway also “advised” her. Hopefully, she will incriminate all her benefactors bc, obviously, she has no ability to censor herself.

Posted by: EveR at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (wTevN)

195 If Leftists think prosecuting them for their crimes is fascism, I have something for them... Elect me President.

I promise: THERE WILL BE ZERO PROSECUTIONS.
==
History suggests that this is one potential future.

Posted by: Trial lawyer at May 28, 2026 01:08 PM (anL5R)

196 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG)
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California's application to join the EU, apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)

197 Saw a crow out near the feeder this AM but he or she didn't seem very interested in food. He just hopped around picking up random bits of vegetation from the yard then took one sunflower seed from the feeder and left.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:08 PM (vTZFs)

198 "A hand-crafted Minnesota toy that perfectly mimics the calming call of the common loon."

Isn't the call of the Minnesota loon "HIT THE GAS, RENEE!!!!" ?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

199 I'm very pleased Vickrum Digwa was convicted of the murder of Henry Nowak. Digwa's mother was convicted for helping him hide the murder weapon.

I want the bodycam footage next. If it supports a case for negligent homicide by the cops, or something similar, I want them on trial next.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

200 though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.
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That word "some" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Because, they are defining "some" as "not all because there possibly could be somewhere, somehow, in the future, some fees or expenses or a lunch or a taxi fare that he might not, maybe not, possibly not pay."

Which is to say, at the time she made that statement--under oath--he had, and was, bankrolling ALL the expenses and ALL the fees.

But, before you get your hopes up that this will gain a retrial:
New York will hand-waive that away and say, "even if the jury had known that, they still would have found Trump guilty. Because we all know Trump was guilty--he said "pussy."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (73/SM)

201 The left has turned the judicial system into an Orwellian nightmare for conservatives.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 12:49 PM (viF8m)

One could say, "Kafkaesque"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

202 Now do that Blasey-Ford woman who perjured herself at the Kavanaugh hearings. You know, the one with the little girl baby voice.

Bearing false witness brings heavy penalties later, if they don't go after her in the here and now.

Bitch. C*nt.
+++
You just raped my Hippocampus!!!! POLICE!

Posted by: Crazy Karen HOA chairwoman at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (anL5R)

203
Ace, the crows won't respond to your calls for one reason -- they know that you are a caw-caw phony.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (ixS3i)

204

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming...

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

205 ...I hope his lawsuit drives her to suicide. Fuck her. I'm tired of leftists ruining innocent people's lives for money and power.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)
*******
I wish karma on all the jurors too. They all knew that Trump didn't sexually abuse this woman.
Fuck them all.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

Democrats are not our countrymen. Not any longer.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Ta2SI)

206 I'm very pleased Vickrum Digwa was convicted of the murder of Henry Nowak. Digwa's mother was convicted for helping him hide the murder weapon.

I want the bodycam footage next. If it supports a case for negligent homicide by the cops, or something similar, I want them on trial next.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)
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Yup. Negligence on Officer Don't Think.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

207 The unusual quality of Bill Clinton, according to many who have met him, is exactly that he *did* remember everything about every person he ever was around. And that stands out because it's unusual.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

That was one of the things my FiL used to try and get me to be a fan. He met Clinton in the Late 60's in Chicago and then again in the early 90's. Clinton remembered not just him but what they had talked about.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Rxz7v)

208
We know.

/50 shades of publishing...
Posted by: man at May 28, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

Word.

Posted by: Milking milkmaids who want to milk at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (7apRy)

209
Now do that Blasey-Ford woman who perjured herself at the Kavanaugh hearings. You know, the one with the little girl baby voice.

And her Beach People!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (ixS3i)

210 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

211 210 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Sadly no

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 01:12 PM (rLtcl)

212 Hang an old CD up in the area they are nesting.

Where is AOL now that you need them?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:12 PM (vTZFs)

213 George Conway also “advised” her. Hopefully, she will incriminate all her benefactors bc, obviously, she has no ability to censor herself.
==
Champerty and Maintenance used to be a thing.

Posted by: trivial pursuitist at May 28, 2026 01:12 PM (anL5R)

214 is this a joke ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
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That's my line.

Posted by: Bartender when a Rabbi, the Pope and a Horse Walk Into the Bar at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)

215 There are too many powerful people involved and this woman has shown that she can't control her mouth. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if she had an "accident."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (2UnvF)

216 Even if everything Blasey-Ford testified to was true I still didn't see what the big deal was. She voluntarily went in a room with him to make out and he tried to cop a feel but they were interrupted is the testimony I heard.

That was a scene in Grease for gripes sake. Oh Sandy!

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (XMuV+)

217 209
Now do that Blasey-Ford woman who perjured herself at the Kavanaugh hearings. You know, the one with the little girl baby voice.

And her Beach People!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (ixS3i

Kav banged me so hard he bruised my hippocanthus.

Posted by: Ballsey Ford at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (7apRy)

218 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Nope.

AB2624 makes it illegal to post any photos of any immigrant service provider to any internet site - including law enforcement reporting sites.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (Kdi1r)

219
> See eg Karmelo Anthony. Murders a white kid, Austin Metcalfe, in broad daylight. He and his family get a massive payday for McMansions and cars and shit. Plus his bond gets reduced from 1 mil to 250k so that cocksucker could go live in said McMansion until trial.

Fortunately his family blew all of the money immediately. So now they don't have the money and neither do the people who would give money to people like them.
Posted by: bonhomme

=================

Karmelo Anthony, that's one of the ones I was trying to think of.

He originally retained a private defense team of some renown, and some time after requested a public defender. Woops! Woopsie!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 01:14 PM (n7rxJ)

220 Isn't the call of the Minnesota loon "HIT THE GAS, RENEE!!!!" ?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING REAL BULLETS?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2026 01:14 PM (rbvCR)

221 Even if everything Blasey-Ford testified to was true I still didn't see what the big deal was. She voluntarily went in a room with him to make out and he tried to cop a feel but they were interrupted is the testimony I heard.

The big deal is that according to professional lesbians, men should never touch women.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

222 ...I want the bodycam footage next. If it supports a case for negligent homicide by the cops, or something similar, I want them on trial next.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

I honestly see no difference between what those British cops did, handcuffing and letting the victim bleed out, from what an SS or a Gestapo man would have done. I am beyond words.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:14 PM (Ta2SI)

223 The problem with this investigation is that this lunatic already admitted, in writing, on the eve of the trial that her deposition testimony about nobody paying legal fees was not correct. She admitted in the letter that an outside "nonprofit" was bankrolling part of the case.

So this investigation will go nowhere even if a fair grand jury hears the case. Still: investigate the shit outta this whore. Fuck her.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

224 That was one of the things my FiL used to try and get me to be a fan. He met Clinton in the Late 60's in Chicago and then again in the early 90's. Clinton remembered not just him but what they had talked about.

That's actually kind of amazing. So every time he said under oath that he "couldn't recall" well, draw your own conclusion.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (vTZFs)

225 What happened to Trump and his associates is of such a monstrous proportions, that the only remedy to be had is at the gaping maw of industrial wood chippers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2026 01:06 PM (XV/Pl)
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Judges would also have accepted "Sarlacc pit" as an appropriate punishment, where the people responsible would be slowly digested over the next millennium.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (gnNyN)

226
Bearing false witness brings heavy penalties later, if they don't go after her in the here and now.

Bitch. C*nt.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (Ta2SI)
======

I know some folks on here are much better about religion than I am, so please know that I'm not trying to cause offense or be a jerk.

But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)

227 The unusual quality of Bill Clinton, according to many who have met him, is exactly that he *did* remember everything about every person he ever was around. And that stands out because it's unusual.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)
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Also said of GWB, btw. But you can guess who the press were more impressed by.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

228 210 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

=====

It's a nickname, not the actual name of the bill, but yes.

Its actual name is AB 2624: Privacy for immigration support services providers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 28, 2026 01:16 PM (2t0WW)

229 She’s not an accuser. The accusations were found to be true and he’s been adjudicated to have done the things she “accused” him of.

NOPE
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 28, 2026 12:31 PM (j+aD2)

i love how they use 'adjudicated' as if it means proven, convicted or whatever. But they use it because they know that would be a lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:16 PM (8avO+)

230 211 210 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Sadly no
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2026 01:12 PM (rLtcl)

Sounds racist.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:16 PM (6wpGE)

231 The big deal is that according to professional lesbians, men should never touch women.
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I am not a lesbian, let alone a professional. However you are correct, you filthy swine. You should never ever touch a woman and you should apologize to your mother for being born. You disgust me. Now I'm going to finish my afternoon wine box.

Posted by: Crazy Karen HOA chairwoman at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (anL5R)

232 "Today I got confirmation of that, as both crows, the bigger male and smaller female, both came at the same time."

Hehehehehe heheheheh

Posted by: Butthead at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (cWLG3)

233 But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)
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Okay: they will never be punished, ever, by a corrupt system.

If that makes you feel better.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Fi81e)

234 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

- Sid, to a random woman at the bar
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Sid's the kind of dude who thinks "Stop struggling!" is pillow talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 28, 2026 12:58 PM (NR6c1)

He's the one that breaks into morgues and then bitches the women just lay there when he sticks his wee pecker in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (9wry1)

235 I know some folks on here are much better about religion than I am, so please know that I'm not trying to cause offense or be a jerk.

But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.
Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)

it also does no harm.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (8avO+)

236 The NY cases against Trump were redundant, if spectacular, confirmation, that the country has declined to the status of a Third World shithole, and specifically that it's most important institutions are crap - i.e., the people in them, or enough of them, and a working portion of the population, are garbage. I said redundant.

And of course the federal level is even more spectacular. Utterly ridiculous and outrageous abuse of the system to fabricate idiotic investigations and persecutions that would have been laughed off the stage - with career-ending consequences for the cretins pushing them - in an America even remotely resembling the one of a few years back.

And don't forget the Minneapolis lynchings of Chauvin and other cops, as outrageous and indefensible as the worst prosecutorial/jury behavior in the south during the civil rights struggles.

Muddling through with lots and lots of retribution is the best that can be hoped for, no prospect of a restoration of standards, so hopefully much more of this sort of thing to come.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (U/Byj)

237 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

==

is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Nope.

AB2624 makes it illegal to post any photos of any immigrant service provider to any internet site - including law enforcement reporting sites.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (Kdi1r)
_____

CA did not "pass" this act. It made it through the state assembly. There are still two or three steps to go before it becomes (almost certainly unconstitutional) law

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

238 I am over 29, learned to fly as a kid but haven't flown in years. I always wanted to recreate the flight of Charles Lindbergh. I wonder if I could get a four or five thousand people to give me, say a grand each, to help me achieve my goals before I die?
Now to craft a real sob story...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

Dear GFM, the French are colonizers. Please give me money so that I can buy a plane, fly it to France, and crash it into the Louvre... for justice! Aloha Snackbar.

You should reach your goal in about 90 minutes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

239 Hang an old CD up in the area they are nesting.
Posted by: The Beatles at May 28, 2026 01:03 PM (oVTIk)
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Unfortunately all the CDs I have left I consider to be collectors' items. There's a LOT of 90s grunge and techno in that stack lol.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (oqH4h)

240 He's the one that breaks into morgues and then bitches the women just lay there when he sticks his wee pecker in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (9wry1)

So THAT'S what's in all those belly buttons!
- Confused mortuary attendant.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (Kdi1r)

241 Trump doesn’t do rape. Her schlongs chicks. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (qGsMD)

242 ut I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.
==
power of "and". No reason they can't take it in the shorts in this life, and the next.

Posted by: its a thing that is under appreciated at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (anL5R)

243 Here's my take on HOAs

https://tinyurl.com/4hfdeu5e

Bonus points if you recognize these men.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (qx7Zg)

244
That interview where she's talking about being "fuckable" while wearing the bob haircut? She's overdoing the live filters. Looks like she has the "Vaseline On The Lens" filter set to "Happy Ending Weekend At The Great Nevada Donkey Ranch"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (y9nCu)

245
is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Nope.

AB2624 makes it illegal to post any photos of any immigrant service provider to any internet site - including law enforcement reporting sites.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

================

Get ready for more California humor: AB 2669. With help from AI to explain it all:

Existing California law already says prosecutors should consider immigration consequences during plea bargaining.

AB 2669 would go further by requiring prosecutors to actively “meet and confer” with defense attorneys to try to avoid immigration consequences when negotiating pleas.

If a defendant proposes an alternative plea deal that:

- avoids deportation consequences,
- and is of “comparable or greater seriousness,”

and the prosecutor refuses it, the bill creates a presumption the PROSECUTOR violated the law. A judge could then hold a hearing and potentially impose a remedy against the prosecution.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (n7rxJ)

246 It was all a trick," she giggles

And of course she's giggling to demented pervert Tim Miller

Posted by: Delurker at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (gtcuf)

247 Muddling through with lots and lots of retribution is the best that can be hoped for, no prospect of a restoration of standards, so hopefully much more of this sort of thing to come.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (U/Byj)
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I predict some jurisdiction goes full retard within my lifetime.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

248 They didn't provide a date or a month or a year that the alleged rape happened because Trump could have just pulled out his personal calendar and proved she was lying. Also I'm sure an investigation into a specific date would find she was also nowhere near that store.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (XMuV+)

249 Hang an old CD up in the area they are nesting.

Where is AOL now that you need them?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:12 PM (vTZFs)

make sure it is a really crappy band.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:20 PM (8avO+)

250 >>Unfortunately all the CDs I have left I consider to be collectors' items. There's a LOT of 90s grunge and techno in that stack lol.

Surely one skips?

If not, there's always .50 cent CDs at Goodwill.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (oVTIk)

251 That's actually kind of amazing. So every time he said under oath that he "couldn't recall" well, draw your own conclusion.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (vTZFs)

Oh did I use that aginst his stupid arguements a lot. Hillary too. He loved her.

Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (Rxz7v)

252
Neighbors are having some work done on their house.

Don't you love full blast shitty music?

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (3ek7K)

253 it also does no harm.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (8avO+)
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I disagree. The harm is that holding that belief and taking it seriously basically allows everyone who does to wash their hands of the evil shit going on in the here and now without, you know, doing something about it...and by the time the wicked shuffle off this mortal coil and get whatever's coming to them, the damage has been done.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (oqH4h)

254 >>>What do you feed crows anyway?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

>Meat, cheese, bread and nuts, potato chips. They're not much for green, leafy foods but they love carrion like dead mice, rabbits and deer. Skunks, rats, racoons, basically road-kill.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (D1E+2)

255 Ace played the pronoun game way too long in this article. And before you say it was obvious who he was talking about, I can think of about 5 women off the top of my head who should be investigated for perjuring themselves about Trump.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (LQv8o)

256 Neighbors are having some work done on their house.

Don't you love full blast shitty music?

Posted by: four seasons at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (3ek7K)
______

"Made me rich!"

-- Bruce Shitsteen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

257 I know some folks on here are much better about religion than I am, so please know that I'm not trying to cause offense or be a jerk.

But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)

I'm actually very much in agreement with you ballistic and it's something I struggle with a lot. I can't help but feel that I/we are handcuffed, so to speak, by fear of eternal judgement if we take matters into our own hands. But if we don't take action - and no, prayers are not enough in my extremely humble opinion, then evil wins. I struggle with this daily and pray for guidance. But my anger continues.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Ta2SI)

258
I know some folks on here are much better about religion than I am, so please know that I'm not trying to cause offense or be a jerk.

But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.
Posted by: ballistic

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I'm 100% with you. "God'll getcha for that!" was a JOKE when Maude said it. ffs, we're relying on it in real life?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (n7rxJ)

259 237 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

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is this a joke ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

Nope.

AB2624 makes it illegal to post any photos of any immigrant service provider to any internet site - including law enforcement reporting sites.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:13 PM (Kdi1r)
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CA did not "pass" this act. It made it through the state assembly. There are still two or three steps to go before it becomes (almost certainly unconstitutional) law
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

That's better.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (6wpGE)

260 Its actual name is AB 2624: Privacy for immigration support services providers.

Sounds unconstitutional on its face. Not that that has ever stopped any politician from doing anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

261 is this a joke ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:11 PM

Negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: The Tower at May 28, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

262 >>Meat, cheese, bread and nuts, potato chips. They're not much for green, leafy foods but they love carrion like dead mice, rabbits and deer. Skunks, rats, racoons, basically road-kill.

Dog Food and Peanuts seem to really make them happy.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 01:24 PM (oVTIk)

263 California also has passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act". That makes it illegal to report any crimes about any minorities.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG)
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California's application to join the EU, apparently.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)

I'd almost like that to see the ERcrats loot our ruling class out of everything here. I mean, they were stealing from the UK because they were better off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:24 PM (8avO+)

264 We need to ban GLP-1 for Reid Hoffman.

Posted by: Harun at May 28, 2026 01:25 PM (IuIym)

265 CA did not "pass" this act. It made it through the state assembly. There are still two or three steps to go before it becomes (almost certainly unconstitutional) law
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

OK

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)

266 Muddling through with lots and lots of retribution is the best that can be hoped for, no prospect of a restoration of standards, so hopefully much more of this sort of thing to come.
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Everything this guy said. At this point, wishful thinking, wistful nostalgia about how things used to be is just denial of reality. Despite Trump, and his survival, we are still in a real bad place. It can always be worse. So thank God for Trump and Alito and Thomas, and for Musk and some others, in the right place at the right time who decided to do the right thing.

Posted by: stranger and stranger at May 28, 2026 01:25 PM (anL5R)

267 Is the crow the AoS mascot yet? Or would that be like a crow on a shelf with a flaming pudding cup skull? The crows in our hood have favored one little woods and its nearby field+stream for the last 5-6 years. I’ve never seen them elsewhere consistently, and only occasionally in our yard which is a 1/2 mile away. Impressive you have gotten some to visit your place.

Posted by: H at May 28, 2026 01:25 PM (6Km86)

268 I can't help but feel that I/we are handcuffed, so to speak, by fear of eternal judgement if we take matters into our own hands. But if we don't take action - and no, prayers are not enough in my extremely humble opinion, then evil wins. I struggle with this daily and pray for guidance. But my anger continues.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Ta2SI)

What's the struggle? The very last instruction Jesus gave was 'let he who is without a sword sell his cloak and buy one.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Kdi1r)

269 Its actual name is AB 2624: Privacy for immigration support services providers.

Sounds unconstitutional on its face. Not that that has ever stopped any politician from doing anything.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)
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Only it's public privacy...

What did courts used to say about "no expectation of privacy" in public?! ...

The Dems daily hold the English language down and gang rape it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

270 I still want to go after these evil people but I take comfort that possible punishment in this lifetime ain't the end of it. I'm thinking of people like Mao and Stalin who suffered no consequences in this life.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (XMuV+)

271 Sid thinks Trump raped this buzzard. Because, here again, he desperately wants and needs to believe it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2026 12:57 PM (qBdHI)

He wants to believe that only a rich, powerful, and handsome man like Trump could ever successfully rape a scorching hot woman like EJC. He fingers his ass and moans thinking of having someone like Trump touch him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

272 it also does no harm.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (8avO+)
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I disagree. The harm is that holding that belief and taking it seriously basically allows everyone who does to wash their hands of the evil shit going on in the here and now without, you know, doing something about it...and by the time the wicked shuffle off this mortal coil and get whatever's coming to them, the damage has been done.
Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:21 PM (oqH4h)

who says that these people do any of that. It's a palliative phrase to make them feel better. It's not a life changing philosophy. They aren't the prosecutor that will do the convicting or the jailer to do the jailing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (8avO+)

273 If someone asks me if I am paying my legal expenses out of pocket and I reply that I don't know and have to "look it up" you would know that I was lying. Legal fees/expenses tend to be rather high and something that you would know how to answer immediately without having to f'ing look it up.

I want to see this "crow" dissected.

Posted by: Cheri at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

274 But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:15 PM (oqH4h)
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Okay: they will never be punished, ever, by a corrupt system.

If that makes you feel better.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Fi81e)
***********
I want punishment now. I want their lives to be a living hell. Karma usually finds away to punish those that hurt others.
Look at what they put Trump and his team through. Most of us couldn't withstand that kind of constant
ruthlessness.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (NpAcC)

275 I'm actually very much in agreement with you ballistic and it's something I struggle with a lot. I can't help but feel that I/we are handcuffed, so to speak, by fear of eternal judgement if we take matters into our own hands. But if we don't take action - and no, prayers are not enough in my extremely humble opinion, then evil wins. I struggle with this daily and pray for guidance. But my anger continues.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Ta2SI)
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*nods in agreement*

Posted by: ballistic at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (oqH4h)

276 >>Meat, cheese, bread and nuts, potato chips. They're not much for green, leafy foods but they love carrion like dead mice, rabbits and deer. Skunks, rats, racoons, basically road-kill.

Dog Food and Peanuts seem to really make them happy.
Posted by: garrett
.......

I saw one eating a bagel.
I have no idea where he got it.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

277 George Conway also “advised” her.

Conway's such a toad all she'd have to do is smile and pat his hand and he'd give her everything she asked for.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (gKWVE)

278 But I am tired of so many people saying "S/He will get his/hers in the afterlife." It's tiresome and it's frankly not doing all of us any good right now. It's a pious way to shift the responsibility for all kinds of heinous shit to the Lord to punish the wicked, eventually.

I do believe in eternal justice but I also believe that we are commanded to do temporal justice.

Micah 6:8 ESV (English Standard Version 2025)
He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (vTZFs)

279 I could never believe Trump did anything to her ... she was 52 or 53 when it supposedly happened, in a Department store dressing room.

She did not even know the year... either 95 or 96... right when Trump was BUYING the Miss Universe Pageant.

And she is 3 years older than him.

So why would Trump do something in a public place, instead of his apartment a few blocks away... to an older woman who is NOT HAWT... when he is surrounded by Young Hopeful World Class Hawties?

Sorry... does not meet the Man test.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (mP0Kj)

280 What's the struggle? The very last instruction Jesus gave was 'let he who is without a sword sell his cloak and buy one.'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Kdi1r)

Lot of counter examples is why Christians feel conflicted to go full medieval on their asses.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (XMuV+)

281 > I honestly see no difference between what those British cops did, handcuffing and letting the victim bleed out, from what an SS or a Gestapo man would have done. I am beyond words.

I believe what happened is the cops' brains are so marinated in the woke religion, that the claim by Digwa put Nowak in the "bad man" category in their heads. Apparently Nowak had been drinking too.

When Nowak said he'd been stabbed, their woke brains said, "The bad man is trying to engender sympathy. Don't listen to the bad man. He smells like alcohol, he's drunk."

It's possible the blood from Nowak's wounds wasn't visible on a dark pavement or a poorly lit area. But why wouldn't you investigate to see if he's stabbed? Because, "Bad man doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt."

If you talk with enough leftists, you'll see this isn't a caricature. If their religion puts you in the "bad man" category, they will openly wish death on you with a smile on their face and no regret in their eyes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

282 Crow will eat anything, but they do like carrion.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)

283 Key points about the trial:

- she never stated the date; it was, vaguely, "around that year."

- the photo, as noted above, was allowed as proof Trump knew her--not met her once, knew her well.

- the "pussy" tape was allowed as evidence--as proof Trump had a habit or practice of sexually assaulting women, had done so in the past and admitted to it; to get around the clear, explicit Rule of Evidence that mandated it be excluded.

- and that's just some of the BS.
As others have noted, the judge prevented Trump from putting on any defense.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (73/SM)

284 Some of you guys sound like Marx on religion.

That it insulated the erstwhile revolutionary from actually taking action that changes the situation.

I'm just as much for using any station I have on this world to see justice pursued. I just don't rely on the World to be just.

Good luck to you if you do.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

285 Is the crow the AoS mascot yet?
.......

I thought it was penguins.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS)

286
This never made sense. Trump was at peak supermodel-beauty pagent era nailing era, but he "rapes" some nasty old journalist in a changing room in a public place?

Delusional.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2026 01:29 PM (IifOV)

287 Here's my take on HOAs

https://tinyurl.com/4hfdeu5e

Bonus points if you recognize these men.
==
The King and Dale

(you can see Dale's last name on his shirt)

Posted by: stranger and stranger at May 28, 2026 01:29 PM (anL5R)

288 I am enjoying the crow saga, ace. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)

289 Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2026 01:27 PM (NpAcC)

If others see Evil being applauded and rewarded, not punished, they are more likely to do Evil.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (mP0Kj)

290 285 Is the crow the AoS mascot yet?
.......

I thought it was penguins.
Posted by: wth at May 28, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS)

Ewoks.

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (6wpGE)

291 I share my subway sandwich with the crows and they love it. A few chips and they talk to me.

Sometimes there is a conflict with the magpies but I leave that to them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (D1E+2)

292 Looking for a dairy substitute when cooking? Gwyneth Paltrow has you covered!

The 53-year-old actress opened up about her unexpected culinary tips and tricks on Wednesday's episode of The Today Show.

"If you want to avoid dairy, one trick that I do is I dice up arugula and I put it in" the Goop founder said before making turkey meatballs during the cooking segment.

"It sounds weird, but it kind of adds, like, a nice texture to it. And it's delicious."

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

293 >>Is the crow the AoS mascot yet? Or would that be like a crow on a shelf with a flaming pudding cup skull?

Hold up...

Ace, are you putting the Offerings to these Crows on one of your Homemade Shelves?

Because, the Crows might recognize the shoddy worksmanship and simply be refusing your offer out of a sense of self-preservation?

Maybe try placing the Gifts on a more stable surface?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (oVTIk)

294 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at May 28, 2026 01:31 PM (RdV5n)

295 > Dog Food and Peanuts seem to really make them happy.

Someone in my neighborhood leaves out whole peanuts for the animals. I regularly find the empty shells in my yard.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:31 PM (mkw2N)

296
CA did not "pass" this act. It made it through the state assembly. There are still two or three steps to go before it becomes (almost certainly unconstitutional) law
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

That's better.
Posted by: m

==============

Sacramento has already passed the law that says prosecutors should consider immigration consequences during plea bargaining. IOW, it gives illegal aliens protections that citizens don't have. It's law.

Do you think Governor Becerra would veto the Stop Nick Shirley Act (passed with 57 in favor, 19 against, and 4 not voting / absent)?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 01:32 PM (n7rxJ)

297 282 Crow will eat anything, but they do like carrion.

Carrion my wayward son

Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 28, 2026 01:32 PM (HcoTw)

298 What's the struggle? The very last instruction Jesus gave was 'let he who is without a sword sell his cloak and buy one.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Kdi1r)

I struggle greatly with the "Love your enemies" command. Greatly.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:32 PM (Ta2SI)

299 206 I'm very pleased Vickrum Digwa was convicted of the murder of Henry Nowak. Digwa's mother was convicted for helping him hide the murder weapon.

I want the bodycam footage next. If it supports a case for negligent homicide by the cops, or something similar, I want them on trial next.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)
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Yup. Negligence on Officer Don't Think.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

I wonder how this works in England. Here in the states we have the whole qualified immunity thing, certain laws that permit civil suits for violation of Constitutional rights and so forth, but the British legal system is a bit of a mystery to me.

Posted by: Plus they're subjects, not citizens at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

300 Depends on how you define "meet".
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So should he be charged with perjury? Her defense is probably going to be similar, "what did you mean by "pay"? I was thinking i got reimbursed which is different".

Posted by: Yeah, I know its stupid.
+++

Most common use of "meet" is similar to "Let's meet at the sports bar after work."
It is what two people who are known to each other do, a planned event to to be with a specific person.

That or I have literally met every President since HW Bush except Trump (the only one I would not getting a selfie with).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (/lPRQ)

301 - the "pussy" tape was allowed as evidence--as proof Trump had a habit or practice of sexually assaulting women, had done so in the past and admitted to it; to get around the clear, explicit Rule of Evidence that mandated it be excluded.
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The "pussy tape" only shows that Trump kissed women not totally invited.

The actual condition introduced is "When you are a star women let you ... grab them by the pussy, (anything)."

Trump is not the only "star" he could be thinking of. He is amplifying the case of his initiating kisses on women in light of what "women let [stars]" get away with.

I know that progs have well-worn grooves in their brain how they like to take these words, but a serious court of law, providing actual reasonable doubt should accept these as cases that can be given reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

302

Posted by: Sid at May 28, 2026 01:31 PM (RdV5n)

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Link to the pages that say Trump raped kids, please.

Because I can link the pages of Ashley Biden's diary where she says that Old Joe forced himself into her shower.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (2t0WW)

303 Nood Newsome

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (N1tpc)

304 >>George Conway also “advised” her.

I had a good laugh seeing the schmuck crying about wasting almost a million on SheLaffsaLot.

Posted by: DanMan at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (8uzBS)

305 303 Nood Newsome
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 28, 2026 01:33 PM (N1tpc)

ewww

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (6wpGE)

306 > Dog Food and Peanuts seem to really make them happy.

Someone in my neighborhood leaves out whole peanuts for the animals. I regularly find the empty shells in my yard.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:31 PM (mkw2N)

There's a series of YT videos by a guy that dumps huge piles of edible stuff in a forest and films what animals show up to eat it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (8avO+)

307 And she is 3 years older than him.

So why would Trump do something in a public place, instead of his apartment a few blocks away... to an older woman who is NOT HAWT... when he is surrounded by Young Hopeful World Class Hawties?
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Are you saying the deranged sexual fantasies of a delusional old cat lady aren't worthy of belief in COURT!!!?!?

Once again, my Hippocampus is being plundered, repeatedly and with violent thrusting, by your disgusting, turgid, throbbing, hot, thick, meaty, opinions!!! Shut up or I'll have to go take a bath.

Posted by: Crazy Karen HOA chairwoman at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (anL5R)

308 It's pretty clear to anyone with a brain cell that the left operated illegally with the hope of "winning" the election. They went scorched earth and fucked up.

I just wish more "normies" would see this and treat the left like the terrorists they have constantly shown themselves to be.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (61TgR)

309 Ace starts talking about crows...right as SCOTUS guys the Voting Rights Act? Coincidence? As Republicans bring back JIM crow and resegregate the south?!?! It's not even a dog whistle at this point, people...it's a bull horn. Just like Bull Connor used to sick his brown shirt fascist cops on innocent black protesters!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (ycI94)

310 CA did not "pass" this act. It made it through the state assembly. There are still two or three steps to go before it becomes (almost certainly unconstitutional) law
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

That's better.
Posted by: m

==============

Sacramento has already passed the law that says prosecutors should consider immigration consequences during plea bargaining. IOW, it gives illegal aliens protections that citizens don't have. It's law.

Do you think Governor Becerra would veto the Stop Nick Shirley Act (passed with 57 in favor, 19 against, and 4 not voting / absent)?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 28, 2026 01:32 PM (n7rxJ)
_______

The question was whether the act was passed as it being CA law. It was not. Whether it will eventually pass is another question, but not the one what was asked.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

311 ...If you talk with enough leftists, you'll see this isn't a caricature. If their religion puts you in the "bad man" category, they will openly wish death on you with a smile on their face and no regret in their eyes.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

It also perfectly describes a Nazi storm-trooper's mentality. IMO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Ta2SI)

312 I am enjoying the crow saga, ace. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)
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Hopefully, Ace won't be eating crow at the end.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

313 Isn't this the Gorilla Channel? A smart military blog?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (YlWIZ)

314 BTW I've said this before, but the crow caller doesn't really work.

I'm exploring other options:

I had a crow fighting a hawk cassette tape that would bring Hitchcock levels of crows in. Combined with a plastic owl.

Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (HcoTw)

315 312 I am enjoying the crow saga, ace. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)
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Hopefully, Ace won't be eating crow at the end.
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

... baked in a pie ...

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:36 PM (6wpGE)

316 omeone in my neighborhood leaves out whole peanuts for the animals. I regularly find the empty shells in my yard.
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Yup. Neighbor feeds the tree rats peanuts. Constantly find them digging in my yard, planters. When re planted always find multiple buried peanuts.

Disgusting habit.

Posted by: I do not understand at May 28, 2026 01:36 PM (anL5R)

317 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 28, 2026 01:36 PM (NcvvS)

318 I struggle greatly with the "Love your enemies" command. Greatly.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 28, 2026 01:32 PM (Ta2SI)

You don't have to hate them, which destroys yourself, to stop them and evaluate them as individuals.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (8avO+)

319 It's pretty clear to anyone with a brain cell that the left operated illegally with the hope of "winning" the election. They went scorched earth and fucked up.

I just wish more "normies" would see this and treat the left like the terrorists they have constantly shown themselves to be.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (61TgR)
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There you go.

That's my frustration as well.

People who believe their own bullshit about how you have to "worship Trump" or "believe everything he says" in order to have an alternative to the rampant corrupt politics of the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Fi81e)

320 314 BTW I've said this before, but the crow caller doesn't really work.

I'm exploring other options:

I had a crow fighting a hawk cassette tape that would bring Hitchcock levels of crows in. Combined with a plastic owl.
Posted by: Crow from Kansas at May 28, 2026 01:35 PM (HcoTw)

Sorry this got willowed. Ace needs to see it!

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (6wpGE)

321 Hopefully, Ace won't be eating crow at the end.
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We'll ave his eyes, we will. Tasty morsels.

Posted by: The Crows at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

322 Biden actually showered with his grown daughter per her diary. Clinton diddled an intern with a cigar. Barry went to homo bathhouses. All proven. But sid and his fellow evil retards think if they repeat the ridiculous disproven slander about Trump enough they won't have to take as much psych medication to get through the day.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (XMuV+)

323 The question was whether the act was passed as it being CA law. It was not. Whether it will eventually pass is another question, but not the one what was asked.

The question was "is this a joke?" And it's not.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2026 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

324 321 Hopefully, Ace won't be eating crow at the end.
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We'll ave his eyes, we will. Tasty morsels.
Posted by: The Crows at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

!!!

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:38 PM (6wpGE)

325 omeone in my neighborhood leaves out whole peanuts for the animals. I regularly find the empty shells in my yard.
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Yup. Neighbor feeds the tree rats peanuts. Constantly find them digging in my yard, planters. When re planted always find multiple buried peanuts.

Disgusting habit.
Posted by: I do not understand at May 28, 2026 01:36 PM (anL5R)

'tree rats' was a plot point in an old Arthur Clarke story. Did you get that from there, or is that something common somewhere?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)

326 322 sid and his fellow evil retards think
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:37 PM (XMuV+)

Not so sure about that!

Posted by: m at May 28, 2026 01:39 PM (6wpGE)

327 t's pretty clear to anyone with a brain cell that the left operated illegally with the hope of "winning" the election. They went scorched earth and fucked up.

I just wish more "normies" would see this and treat the left like the terrorists they have constantly shown themselves to be.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at May 28, 2026 01:34 PM (61TgR)

they do so in every election and have for generations.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+)

328 California? You mean ex post facto statute law California? The California that passed a constitutional amendment defining marriage as between one man and one woman then had a queer Federal judge strike it down for lack of plaintiff "standing" California? The queer judge who later addressed the Bohemian Club California? Governor Becerra California? Offer it up.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 28, 2026 01:40 PM (YlWIZ)

329
power of "and". No reason they can't take it in the shorts in this life, and the next.
Posted by: its a thing that is under appreciated at May 28, 2026 01:19 PM (anL5R)

We can debate the morality and efficacy of divine retribution in this world vs the next etc, I have no problem with that conversation. The problem I have is with that small subset of gullible believers who bring their beliefs into the criminal justice system, allowing criminal miscreants off the hook for crimes in this world if they wave around a Bible and proclaim that they are saved.

Looking at you, Mike Huckabee. Stupid fucker commuted the sentence of a convicted rapist who went on to rape again, and then executed four cops in a coffee shop, apparently because the asshole claimed a religious conversion and Huck never considered that a criminal might lie about turning to religion in order to scam a release from prison. Most religious folk aren't that stupid, but the few that are can do a lot of damage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2026 01:41 PM (y9nCu)

330 My exGF who stole lots of my stiff escaped justice by dying.

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)

331 >anything a female accuser does, no matter how intuitively and obviously false it seems, is Akshually a totally normal symptom of being a Sexual Assault Survivor

Between Jian Ghomeshi and the Duke lacrosse team, I've now all in on the tribalism; I now default to the assumption that any women accusing a man of r*pe is lying for personal gain unless and until she proves it beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law with overwhelming physical evidence.

Curiously, that used to be everyone's default assumption.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 28, 2026 01:47 PM (LgYtf)

332 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2026 01:41 PM (y9nCu)

He didn't commute Dumond sentence. Dumond was subsequently paroled after the previous governor reduced his sentence.

And the commutation of the other guy required he be on parole. He violated his parole but the DA refused to send him back to prison. Buckner can be faulted for that one but I just wanted to provide more context.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2026 01:49 PM (XMuV+)

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