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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 07:10 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2026 07:11 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2026 07:12 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Captain Kirk to Charlie X at May 27, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)
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Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 27, 2026 07:16 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2026 07:17 PM (2WIwB)
Buffalo Named "Donald Trump" Spared From Islamic Sacrifice In Bangladesh
https://tinyurl.com/msdde4cn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 27, 2026 07:17 PM (jcB4I)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: From about That Time at May 27, 2026 07:18 PM (sl73Y)
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)
You don't just go around goosing beavers.
Posted by: Captain Kirk to Charlie X at May 27, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)
For one thing, they're the wrong color.
Where all da green wimmen at?
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk Intergalactic Horn Dog at May 27, 2026 07:19 PM (y9nCu)
Why no lobsters, Ace? Doncha like lobsters? They don’t smell or rip people’s faces off.
We need some lobster news. I wonder how ole Larry’s getting on.
Posted by: Accomack at May 27, 2026 07:19 PM (zYph5)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Case at May 27, 2026 07:21 PM (8XBuM)
This weekend we had a bunch of those Cobra Chickens on the road to my shop. Bastards just stood there saying "fuck you, wait".
Sent my mom the video, she got a good laugh out of it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 07:22 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Accomack at May 27, 2026 07:22 PM (zYph5)
I'm calling shenanigans that this is even Islamic. Looks like tribal Bronze Age scapegoating to me, except with a water buffalo.
Islam has a completely different ritual, where they chuck stones at some pillar representing Satan.
There's sacrifice of cattle but those are not to represent unclean things they hate. It's to represent the taking of life necessary to sustain the people. (Like kosher butchery possibly, a Jewish 'ron might help here)
tl;dr a lot of subcontinental "Islam" is a thin veneer over tribal practices usually awful and inbred.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Cqx++)
We have river otters at the creek and they have never been aggressive.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:18 PM (vFG9F)
That's what they WANT you to think
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)
From Political Wire,
FBI Arrests CIA Official With $40 Million in Gold Bars
May 27, 2026 at 5:23 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard
New York Times: “A senior C.I.A. official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers.”
“The official, David Rush, is being held in jail while he awaits a detention hearing in the coming days on charges of stealing public money by filling out fraudulent time sheets. The charging documents filed in Alexandria, Va., still leave a lot unanswered about his recent conduct.”
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gKWVE "
The stone tossing. Bedouins used to do that as they passed by haunted or cursed places to keep off the bad genies.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2026 07:28 PM (AQToA)
Ruh-roh -
Minnesota DFL
@MinnesotaDFL
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The DFL is profoundly shaken and devastated by the horrific shooting today at the Canterbury Park Expo Center. This senseless act of violence occurred during a sacred prayer service — a time meant for peace, reflection, and community — leaving one person fatally wounded. Our hearts are with the victim, their family, and the entire community traumatized by this tragedy.
We stand in absolute solidarity with Minnesota’s Muslim community during this dark hour. This attack is part of a deeply alarming national rise in threats and violence targeting mosques and other religious institutions. We stand in solidarity against this violence and remain committed to ensuring the safety of all Minnesotans.
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (kX27y)
US Attorney Pirro
@USAttyPirro
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2h
Mathieu Zahui spent fifteen years rising to the top of his agency’s financial operations and then used that authority to steer taxpayer‑funded contracts to a friend while pocketing cash for himself.
When federal agents sought answers, he didn’t come clean; he doubled down with repeated lies. Public servants who betray the public trust and obstruct oversight will be held accountable.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)
I like Jared Isaacman. At the recent Moobase presser, he said "We're not going to have that sci-fi spacefaring future we all read about as kids if we depend on perpetual taxpayer funding."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (w6EFb)
Hong Kong has, or had, what had to be one of the greatest disparities in income in a small area of anywhere in the world. Some huge wealth a few blocks from abject poverty.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)
May 27, 2026 at 5:23 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard
New York Times: “A senior C.I.A. official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers.”
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Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
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I suspect we would be surprised about the number of government workers with gold bars.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (Vh9CX)
Barbara Eden was one might fine lookin' Jin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE
They'll do something else first.
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (AQToA)
Best of Breed and Hound Group 2 for The Big Dummy at today's Lawton Area Dog Fanciers Association show.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (HdYcL)
May 27, 2026 at 5:23 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard
New York Times: “A senior C.I.A. official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers.”
“The official, David Rush, is being held in jail while he awaits a detention hearing in the coming days on charges of stealing public money by filling out fraudulent time sheets. The charging documents filed in Alexandria, Va., still leave a lot unanswered about his recent conduct.”
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)
So that's where our f***ing gold went! Wait until Obama finds out about this. he's going to be pissed!
Posted by: Iran's Mullahs at May 27, 2026 07:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 07:33 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Case at May 27, 2026 07:34 PM (8XBuM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 27, 2026 07:34 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Obama played Oprah with Fort Know---You get a gold bar and you get a gold bar.. . . .Everyone in the audience gets a gold bar today.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:34 PM (E4rtv)
Black convert to Islam getting shooty with it? /24 hour rule
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 27, 2026 07:35 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Case
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Yeah, I know, I almost got away with 2 billion myself but that damn Orangeman stopped me.
Posted by: 'Tank' Abrams at May 27, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (kX27y)
Odds on it being muzz-on-muzz clan violence?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 07:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:36 PM (vFG9F)
I like Jared Isaacman. At the recent Moobase presser, he said "We're not going to have that sci-fi spacefaring future we all read about as kids if we depend on perpetual taxpayer funding."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (w6EFb)
Cows in Spaaaaaaace!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 27, 2026 07:36 PM (lZt8q)
Posted by: John Cornyn's campaign staff at May 27, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
I know inflation has been killer, but I'm pretty sure that $40 million still isn't a *small* fortune.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 27, 2026 07:37 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb)
"E X X ➠A L E R T S
@ExxAlerts
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ALERT: Ex-billionaire who sought to have 50 children with “Aryan” woman sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Greg Lindberg, 55, a North Carolina billionaire, spent roughly $30 million on private jets, $21 million “in connection with various women,” and another $12 million on yacht expenses.
Lindberg siphoned over $2 billion in an insurance fraud scheme that stole money meant for retirees and policyholders."
Posted by: 'Tank' Abrams at May 27, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
High chance. Frey's faction is Awliye, and the Daroodis want his city.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:38 PM (gKWVE)
Moobase Elsie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:36 PM (vFG9F)
She could have picked Whoopi Goldberg's shape. We are fortunate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 07:39 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 27, 2026 07:39 PM (U8bu3)
Posted by: the foreman at May 27, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)
So who was Blehar here?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Ellie Mae had a pretty nice shape too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 07:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:38 PM (gKWVE)
Howdy Daroodi? Anna, crank up the AI meme generator!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 07:43 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 27, 2026 07:43 PM (U8bu3)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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I don't even think our Washington elites can comprehend the titanic amounts of money they throw around. And they don't care because the government printing presses go brrrrrrrrrr.
Just look at the billions that the Somalis defrauded the US with literally hundreds of millions of cash dollars leaving in suitcases on flights back to dear old Somali town.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)
Steal the pensioner's retirement and bust his insurance policy (multiplied over thousands): 12 years
Greg Lindberg needs to be housed with some "Aryans" related to the people he bilked.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alanis Marmoset at May 27, 2026 07:45 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 27, 2026 07:43 PM (U8bu3)
Damn! We have lost our best customer for cargo shorts.
Posted by: Goodwill at May 27, 2026 07:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 07:48 PM (D2ex+)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 07:48 PM (gKWVE)
304 Next Doctor will be a trans-furry in a wheelchair.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD)
Jam an Epi-pen into his scalp, and he'd be a furry with a syringe on top.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
*slow golf clap*
Posted by: clarence at May 27, 2026 07:49 PM (8eeWV)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
Why would they, when they can lick themselves?
What? Oh.
Never mind!
Posted by: Emily Litella at May 27, 2026 07:51 PM (VHUov)
Pam Bondi has cancer. She's had surgery and is under treatment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 07:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 07:52 PM (t93WW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Nominating a creep like Talarico is EXACTLY what the Dums do IF they trust their cheat machine. It also allows them to put forth the worst possible policies imaginable. I'm not sure they can cheat that much in Texas.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)
My stoner buddy back in high school got REALLY pissed off when I explained Troy versus Avoirdupois weights. He already knew this, apparently, through hard experience.
He was “fronted” a pound of weed to sell from his dealer. But when he sold ounces - he didn’t use 28 grams per ounce, he used 31 grams (Troy) to an ounce.
He had a scale but was using the wrong standard. Oops. This starts to add up after a while. Ha!
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 07:54 PM (U8bu3)
Posted by: whig
They ought to be held in prison until their public hangings.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 07:54 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2026 07:31 PM (Vh9CX)
I suspect I wouldn't be surprised at all, no matter how high the total.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
A Royal Society research paper published May 20 suggests that T. rex, which averaged more than 40 feet long with arms stretching just 3 feet, naturally evolved smaller arms as its skull grew larger."
I bet some Experts came up with that. Anyway, T-Rex would look rather goofy with regular size arms, don't you think?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)
Saving a piece on Gay Talarico I forgot what he was a candidate for (I know). He's running for the US Senate. The Democrat party is out of its ever loving mind. brrrrrr glik glik brrrr clink
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 07:48 PM (D2ex+)
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He's going to turn Texas blue because Trump is so unpopular there. Don't you listen to the news?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 07:55 PM (HdYcL)
How do you bring home gold bars from work? Do they keep them in the supply closet?
Posted by: fd
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Apparently so. They make good paperweights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 07:55 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 07:56 PM (U8bu3)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
Embed the gold in hollowed-out bars of soap from the ladies' room.
Security guard: "Hey, you, what are those lumps in your shorts' pockets? Gold bars?"
"Naw, just bars of soap I stole from the Ladies' room when I went in to download the files from the camera."
"Ah, OK then. Move along."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 07:56 PM (8zz6B)
46 We stand in absolute solidarity with Minnesota’s Muslim community during this dark hour. This attack is part of a deeply alarming national rise in threats and violence targeting mosques and other religious institutions. We stand in solidarity against this violence and remain committed to ensuring the safety of all Minnesotans.
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 07:29 PM (kX27y)
Odds on it being muzz-on-muzz clan violence?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 07:36 PM
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It was an Eid prayer. People were hungry and short-tempered.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2026 07:58 PM (VWtfl)
I'm not a scientist so can someone explain how a growing skull makes arms shrink?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)
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You probably don’t want to know
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 07:56 PM (U8bu3)
That boy sure do walk funny..
Posted by: Front door sign-in and badge guards at May 27, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Criminals holding office stealing-cut off their hands and then their head.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:00 PM (E4rtv)
Also left: Isn’t Reverend Talarico just the dreamiest?
Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 08:00 PM (ImXfC)
A Royal Society research paper published May 20 suggests that T. rex, which averaged more than 40 feet long with arms stretching just 3 feet, naturally evolved smaller arms as its skull grew larger."
I bet some Experts came up with that. Anyway, T-Rex would look rather goofy with regular size arms, don't you think?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)
Nobody ever gave them their proper size. While only 3' long, they had yuge muscles - 24" at least. They grab prey in the jaws, then punch them to death.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:01 PM (qx7Zg)
How do you bring home gold bars from work?
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You probably don’t want to know
Posted by: Common Tater
He got it one ounce at a time and it didn't cost him a dime.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)
The DFL is profoundly shaken and devastated by the horrific shooting today at the Canterbury Park Expo Center.
Posted by: beckster
Man, the muzzies have trouble with the feather kind of Indians, too? It's like they can't get along with anyone else.
For the non-Minnesotans, Canterbury Park is the horse-and-dog-racing track associated with the Mystic Lake (Sioux Indian) Casino. Also, congratulations on being non-Minnesotan.
And "DFL" is Democrat-Farmer-Labor, the MN branch of the normal Democrat party. But I suspect everyone here knew that already.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2026 08:02 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2026 08:02 PM (VHUov)
When do they change it to the "Democrat Foreign Legion", for all of their imports?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:03 PM (qx7Zg)
So that's parody. But also true.
It seems, even after Covid, people have learned nothing.
Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 08:03 PM (DhtQV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 08:03 PM (fbSf1)
Posted by: JackStraw
Balance? That way they didn't have grow their tails, or move their hips forwards.
Posted by: mikeski weighs the options at May 27, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)
Anyone willing to bet that the DNC was expecting some of the proceeds from the sale of that gold?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 08:04 PM (8zz6B)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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25m
🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has just launched a CRIMINAL investigation into E. Jean Carroll for PERJURY in her deranged lawsuits against Donald Trump
HOLY FAFO!! 🔥
AG Todd Blanche has RECUSED himself from this case. They CAN'T cry weaponization
You can tell CNN is devastated 🤣
"Our sources tell us that this investigation is focused on a 2022 deposition that Carroll gave where she said that she had not received any outside funding."
"Now, her lawyers later told the judge that she had in fact received funding for legal fees and expenses from billionaire Reid Hoffman."
"The judge overseeing this case ultimately said there were no issues with her credibility and blocked Trump lawyers from asking about this at trial."
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: A expert at May 27, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)
89 "A new study claims to have solved the long-standing mystery of why Tyrannosaurus rex had such disproportionately small arms.
A Royal Society research paper published May 20 suggests that T. rex, which averaged more than 40 feet long with arms stretching just 3 feet, naturally evolved smaller arms as its skull grew larger."
I bet some Experts came up with that. Anyway, T-Rex would look rather goofy with regular size arms, don't you think?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)
Nobody ever gave them their proper size. While only 3' long, they had yuge muscles - 24" at least. They grab prey in the jaws, then punch them to death.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:01 PM
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It must have been like a giant speed bag. Horrific.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2026 08:05 PM (VWtfl)
The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox
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3h
Joe Rogan blows his guests away when he reveals how he convinced Trump to approve psychedelic therapy for veterans.
GUEST 1: “What was the process on that?”
GUEST 2: “I don’t care what the process was. Way to go!”
ROGAN: “The process was ME TEXTING TRUMP.”
[Both guests laugh]
ROGAN: “Literally. I’m not bullshitting. I texted him on Friday. He showed up to the UFC on Saturday, shook my hand, and said, ‘It’s done.’”
GUESTS: “You’re kidding!”
ROGAN: “Oh, no, I’m not kidding at all. I texted him. He texted me back: ‘Are you looking for FDA approval? Sounds good to me.’”
“And so he right away was like, ‘This makes sense to me.’”
“There was a bunch of people that were trying to get in the way of it… inside the White House. And he’s like, ‘F*ck you. F*ck you. Do it!’”
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2026 08:02 PM (VHUov)
You suspect wrong. Most people here just think "Midwest" and "Nice".
American Socialism began, as an organized movement, in the Minnesota / Wisconsin belt. The Upper Midwest is a certain culture all its own.
Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 08:07 PM (DhtQV)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2026 08:08 PM (XV/Pl)
...he awaits a detention hearing in the coming days on charges of stealing public money by filling out fraudulent time sheets.
Wait a sec. CIA officials get paid in gold bars?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 08:10 PM (vTZFs)
When do they change it to the "Democrat Foreign Legion", for all of their imports?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:03 PM (qx7Zg)
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It sounds better than Democrat-Peasant-Worker Party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:10 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: JackStraw
Balance? That way they didn't have grow their tails, or move their hips forwards.
Posted by: mikeski weighs the options at May 27, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
For the same reason dinosaurs with extremely large breasts were also an evolutionary dead end. Nice rack though. For a dinosaur.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 08:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2026 08:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Are you saying that the Youtube video of TRex tying his shoelaces may be inauthentic? Oh my stars and gaarters!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 08:11 PM (8zz6B)
Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav
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1h
Former CIA officer accused of stealing 308 gold bars worth over $40 million.
He is accused of using cash, for operations he was in charge of, to buy gold bars. Instead of spending the money on informants or other secret expenses, he used the money to buy untraceable assets that he hid in his home.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)
And has to be thousands yet to get caught.
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 08:12 PM (Ia/+0)
@VigilantFox
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3h
Joe Rogan blows his guests away when he reveals how he convinced Trump to approve psychedelic therapy for veterans.
Posted by: whig
The government, 3 years from now: "Here's your lava lamp. That's all your covered for. Hope you like it; it cost the taxpayers $7,302.19."
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2026 08:13 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:06 PM (E4rtv)
Make America High Again
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:14 PM (gKWVE)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKi9-i_sM7I
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:14 PM (qx7Zg)
American Socialism began, as an organized movement, in the Minnesota / Wisconsin belt. The Upper Midwest is a certain culture all its own.
Posted by: Hello at May 27, 2026 08:07 PM (DhtQV)
___________
The Nonpartisan League in North Dakota is another.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)
You know who else had untraceable assets?
Posted by: Brie Larson at May 27, 2026 08:15 PM (8zz6B)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 08:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Brie Larson
Yours were the most traceable of all, being two-dimensional.
Posted by: foul Mathematics at May 27, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)
tfw I'm on a date with her, and random blokes be rather looking at MY booty
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)
Eventually they'll find that Ed Barstow of Pawnee City, Nebraska is the only public employee - local, state or federal - who hasn't stolen millions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:19 PM (HdYcL)
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Benny Johnson delivers the zingers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 08:19 PM (IEJkJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9)
Talarico is the kind of guy who would ask for French bread at a barbecue place.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL)
Owwwww.
Crockett seemed attractive and smart until she decided she'd act all hood. Which turned out not to be smart. And didn't attract the voters.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: whig
The government, 3 years from now: "Here's your lava lamp. That's all your covered for. Hope you like it; it cost the taxpayers $7,302.19."
Posted by: mikeski a
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Probably cheaper than VA therapists and contractors. And at least as effective.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:22 PM (E4rtv)
So, basically, he'd have likely gotten away with the $40M in gold if not for trying to scam a few extra bucks a months by padding his time cards? Stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 08:22 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Brie Larson
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Did Long John Silver steal your booty?
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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And he has been dead for the last twenty years.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oddbob
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Well, he certainly is not as smart as a Somali. They fly the evidence back home.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)
https://tinyurl.com/4zc5vjjy
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2026 08:25 PM (7T8ei)
A new giant barge for transporting SpaceX Starships and boosters from TX to the Cape has arrived in Brownsville.
SpaceX named it "You'll Thank Me Later".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 08:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 27, 2026 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)
I'm not a scientist so can someone explain how a growing skull makes arms shrink?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)
They make it up as they go along.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2026 08:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:31 PM (gKWVE)
"I'm a pussy faggot who won't really won't stand up for faggotry and putt through the rough when the going gets get rough. But I promise you faggots that when I'm not trying to appease the straights, I'll sell your faggot dicks to their boys as hard as I can."
That ain't gonna hack it, queermo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 08:31 PM (BI5O2)
I love the names of the SpaceX vessels. I guess I need to actually read the The Culture series at some point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 27, 2026 08:32 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 08:03 PM
I think I heard nurse squee from here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)
The Sting
@TheStingisBack
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6h
The unaltered 1977 Star Wars returns to the big screen February 19, 2027, for a limited 50th anniversary run.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 08:22 PM (vTZFs)
The story of many criminals, I believe.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 27, 2026 08:39 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 27, 2026 08:40 PM (lFFaq)
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A new giant barge for transporting SpaceX Starships and boosters from TX to the Cape has arrived in Brownsville.
SpaceX named it "You'll Thank Me Later".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026
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I believe that was done with Saturn V stages. Not the naming, the barge transport.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2026 08:40 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I haven't heard that last word before but it works for Talarico
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Stashing their gold bars from work I suspect.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)
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I'll bet 40 million quatloos (in gold bars) that it outperforms The Mandalorian and Grogu...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 08:45 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: man with a price at May 27, 2026 08:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 08:46 PM (qx7Zg)
Several years ago we had a beloved local sports radio host perish the exact same way. A drunk illegal.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 08:47 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Ib1netmon at May 27, 2026 08:49 PM (BGIIP)
Yep, the current big barge is named the Pegasus, and is what transports the SLS to the Cape. They've done this since the Apollo days, to the Shuttle, and to now.
The Saturn V transporting was a complicated thing. The SI-C (first stage) was built in Michoud. Now, the S-II and S-IVBs were made in California. The S-IVB (third stage) could be transported by air with that giant Supper Guppy. But not the S-II. That had to go the long way around down through the Panama Canal and back up the Gulf Coast. They had some special Navy vessel which did that.
Those huge stages were way too big for land transport across the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2026 08:50 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Iger and Kennedy are finally gone. The new CEO may want to actually make money and reboot Star Wars. They already did that with the failed woke Star Wars hotel at Disney World. Now has cast playing original characters.
Like cities being cleaned up and decriminalized like magic. A company cannot thrive with a rotten head just like a fish.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:50 PM (E4rtv)
He's been blowing it a long time.
Posted by: davidt
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What can he say, he's a giver and taker.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)
Brent Scher
@BrentScher
We have an insane story on Texas Democrat James Talarico posting in the AM at
@realDailyWire
.
Probably the most radical candidate in the country.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:52 PM (E4rtv)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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54m
🚨 JUST IN: The US military has STRUCK Iranian drones and destroyed a drone-launching unit, after Iran FIRED at a US commercial ship — Axios
Iran had reported EXPLOSIONS in Bandar Abbas, along the Strait
These are SELF DEFENSE strikes again, and an official told Reuters that they were to protect US forces and maritime traffic in the Strait of Hormuz.
A military site was targeted that posed a threat.
Good, we have EVERY right to defend our interests during the ceasefire! 🇺🇸
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:54 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: whig
And there's an avowed Nazi running in Maine. It must be really bad.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:56 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: whig
And there's an avowed Nazi running in Maine. It must be really bad.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
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Well, at least they rejected the woman advocating concentration camps and forcible castration of Jews.
For the present, she was a step too far, I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 08:57 PM (I2GmU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 08:57 PM (HdYcL)
I was told the new name is Poontang by someone on my dedicated staff.
Posted by: Kami Harris at May 27, 2026 08:58 PM (h5xyp)
Who in the blasted tarnation is going to pay a near-equivalent sum of money to watch a 50 year old kids' movie in a theater full of Cheeto-dusted Comic Book Guys?
If my kids wanted to see this movie (they don't), I'd sooner buy two of those sets, than expose them to that suckfest.
But then, if the oldest boy wanted to, I'd be forced to buy at least one for his Clockwork Orange style marathon viewing of "Cobra."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 08:58 PM (BI5O2)
For the present, she was a step too far, I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 08:57 PM (I2GmU)
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She'll be ready for prime-time Presidential candidacy in 2032...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 08:58 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: whig
And there's an avowed Nazi running in Maine. It must be really bad.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
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Well, at least they rejected the woman advocating concentration camps and forcible castration of Jews.
For the present, she was a step too far, I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Watch Democrats race for the bottom of the barrel of humanity in picking candidates. They make the Rent is too Damn High guy look like a statesman.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)
I was told the new name is Poontang by someone on my dedicated staff.
Kamala should be proud because if true the city was renamed in your honor Kamala !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 27, 2026 09:00 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026
The name of another ship from Iain Banks' Culture universe.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)
Watch Democrats race for the bottom of the barrel of humanity in picking candidates. They make the Rent is too Damn High guy look like a statesman.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)
___________
When you make a constituency of migrants with all the pathologies of their native lands, this is what happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 09:01 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 27, 2026 09:02 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)
Well, we returned fire a couple of times too, so it goes both ways, and now the Iranians are short some port facilities.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2026 09:02 PM (rbvCR)
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
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JAMES TALARICO: “Our trans community needs abortion care too!”
THIS is the guy Democrats just nominated for US Senate.
In TEXAS 🤣🤡
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)
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When you make a constituency of migrants with all the pathologies of their native lands, this is what happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 09:01 PM (HdYcL)
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Constituency? I think those people are mere tools to be used.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 09:03 PM (I2GmU)
That steamship that carried the S-II and S-IVs was the USNS Point Barrow. Massive ship, long since been scrapped.
There was a lot of pork barrel politics in all those decisions made of where what would be built and who would get the gravy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 09:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 09:04 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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The issue is a lot, maybe a predominate share of our ruling class believes in such monstrous ideas. It ain't the migrants that showed up at Klaus Schwab's soirees at the WEF meeting in Davos.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 09:05 PM (BI5O2)
Lurve the baby gosling growing up video. The owlet is sweet as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2026 09:05 PM (Zr554)
Posted by: Blutarski
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Look for a big reveal with some beard during the campaign. After all, it worked for Spartacus Booker of NJ.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:06 PM (E4rtv)
Democrats
@TheDemocrats
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10h
Texas: James Talarico is the only candidate who will put you first.
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Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
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29m
Yah. On Grindr.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:07 PM (E4rtv)
What total bullshit. And just a reminder, as if anyone doesn't already know; all of the legal harassment of Paxton in Texas did not come from the Left or from Democrats (although they certainly enjoyed the spectacle) - all of the attacks against him have come from the Bush Family Machine and the GOP-e in Texas. And Cornyn was a card carrying member of that bunch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 09:07 PM (edUvp)
This very awkwardly staged "announcement" has brought out howls of laughter in Texas, even from Democrats cringing at Six Gender Jimmy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 09:07 PM (kMk1E)
As I mentioned last night, she lost by a smaller margin than did Cornyn. I'm not sure what but I feel like that should mean something.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 09:08 PM (vTZFs)
They started the day cheering Talarico. They’re now finding out he was another bad decision. I give it a week before they dump him too.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 27, 2026 09:09 PM (E24OL)
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:06 PM (E4rtv)carpet bagging.
LOL. I'm trying to imagine who would suffer the indignity of bearding that twisted little fruit.
Rachel Maddow? Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 09:09 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)
He actually said that Atheists are more Christ-like than Christians are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 09:10 PM (edUvp)
Rachel Maddow? Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 09:09 PM (BI5O2)
Onlyfans thot. Or some Instagram gal. To be fair the venn diagram there is very very close to a circle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)
This very awkwardly staged "announcement" has brought out howls of laughter in Texas, even from Democrats cringing at Six Gender Jimmy.
Posted by: rickb223
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Her name is Georgina Glass. George and Jan Brady's daughter.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)
I would guess the GOP (or Trump, more likely) were holding their fire til the general election campaign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 09:12 PM (BI5O2)
@amuse
@amuse
TEXAS SENATE RACE: Ken Paxton won 252 counties out of 254 with Cornyn only winning Travis County (Austin) and tiny Kenedy County (winning just 6 out of 8 votes). Cornyn and the Senate Republicans spent more money on this campaign than any other Senate campaign in history and lost by double digits. Imagine what the GOP could have done with that money in the 12 House toss-up seats. Embarrassing hubris on display in Texas - shame on you Cornyn, shame on you Thune.
9:01 AM · May 27, 2026
Politico (2022): Biden, in fact, also sees Cornyn as critical; the senator’s staff is in touch with the White House on guns and Biden recently described the Texan as a “rational Republican.”
“People are going to say what they’re going to say,” Cornyn said. “But I’m happy to be part of the coalition of the rational.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2026 09:12 PM (9aVck)
As I mentioned last night, she lost by a smaller margin than did Cornyn. I'm not sure what but I feel like that should mean something.
****
She sucked less than Cornyn. But, probably not as much (or as many) as Talarico.
Posted by: clarence at May 27, 2026 09:13 PM (8eeWV)
Posted by: Oddbob
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The level of murderous psychotics in her district is what it means. Stay outta that place.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:13 PM (E4rtv)
I know it scans well but that's letting him off the hook easy. Most wokies claim many more than six genders and I imagine Jimmy does too. The notable thing about Jimmy's quote is that he claims six actual biological sexes. That's just nuts.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 09:13 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 27, 2026 09:04 PM (l26NL)
He's a fag and his shit's all retarded.
This is known.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2026 09:13 PM (DwqWV)
But … LBJ was from Texas, as was the powerful Senate Majority leader, iirc. Something like that anyway. So….
James Webb was a great administrator. A veteran Democrat, he knew where all the bodies were buried in Congress, so to speak. So when it came to funding, for NASA appropriations - well, it was probably difficult to say “No”, if they knew what was good for them.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 09:14 PM (/0pJR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 09:10 PM (edUvp)
I believe it was Thomas Aquinas who said 'This man is a lover of other men, and his feces is touched.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 27, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)
Cornyn only winning Travis County (Austin) and tiny Kenedy County (winning just 6 out of 8 votes).
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Kenedy County isn't tiny. Empty, perhaps, but not tiny.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 09:15 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Oddbob
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This attitude is endemic at both acronyms. That's why parts of the world are on fire and our Republic is in shambles.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 09:15 PM (D2ex+)
Girls have a Vagina
———
Jokes aside. The President had to actually point this out in the State of the Union address. This country is in serious shit.
Posted by: Kindergarten Lesson at May 27, 2026 09:17 PM (/0pJR)
The Washington Post Style section asks the question:
"Did Trump pick the right blue for the Reflecting Pool? We asked a pool guy."
After reading through 1,221 words of TDS infused remarks, the Post finally gets to the point:
Per Swimming Pool Steve, the blue color President Trump picked is "going to very likely be a more sharp and accurate reflection versus the original gray color... What you’re going to see is a higher contrast to the light of the sky and clouds.”
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Swimming Pool Steve said it, I believe it, and that settles it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 09:18 PM (ndZc7)
For all the talk in the media about the Republican Party turning into fascists and Nazis and the predictions in the polls of electoral doom the facts on the ground are telling a completely different story. Even where Democrats eek out a win lately the candidate is a frigging loon like the murder loving AG in Virginia.
Kamala, Bass, Talarico, all of them are absolute garbage people and both morons and just plain weird. People can see the truth.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Guy in the back of the theater at May 27, 2026 09:19 PM (vFG9F)
Now do prostate exams for Troons.
Fucking goon. I fucking hate all of this. Why is this even a thing?
Fucking Worst Timeline. I blame the large hadron collider...and Abed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 27, 2026 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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Until the NY Time Nicholas Kristof claims the pool will be use to train rape otters and sicced on poor Muslims.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 27, 2026 09:21 PM (0aYVJ)
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Anything is possible, but that’s probably not the way to bet. Religious wars have been horribly bloody in history, but we don’t see the industrial scale genocide and killing fields till you get the uber-educated scientific atheists spooled up. There are no limits to the carnage then.
His rhetoric is so juvenile it was dispensed with in Junior High debate class. What a fucking clown
Posted by: Kindergarten Lesson at May 27, 2026 09:22 PM (/0pJR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2026 09:22 PM (u82oZ)
Publius - you are correct. There was no technical reason Mission Control campus was built near Houston, Texas.
____________
It was very nearly near Tampa, but the Air Force didn't want to give up or share MacDill. There were sound reasons for not locating it at the Cape.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 09:23 PM (HdYcL)
I believe it was Thomas Aquinas who said 'This man is a lover of other men, and his feces is touched.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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More elegant way to say his fudge was packed.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2026 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I blame higher education and 20th century intellectuals that were decadent deviants. Mix that with 19th Century Marxists and you have a perfectly nasty concoction of evil wrapped in pseudo scientific certainty.
Posted by: whig at May 27, 2026 09:25 PM (E4rtv)
Harambe.
It’s the 10th anniversary of his murder.
We are living in the most hilarious timeline in all of human history. Take that Voltaire.
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