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Demented Cane-Shaking Sasquatch Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely
Al Green is a noted crusader for the rights of indigenous cavemen.
He carries what he says is a Magic Stick that allows him to poke ghosts in the belly when they get to hollerin' and actin' the fool.
Christian Menefee defeats longtime Houston Rep. Al Green in Texas' new 18th Congressional DistrictThey packed as many Democrats as possible into a few districts. But there are fewer blue districts now. Trump had thoughts:
Green's loss means the Texas House delegation is losing one of its most senior members, who served more than 20 years in Congress. Green, who has represented the 9th Congressional District since 2005, has been a vocal opponent to President Donald Trump's policies in Washington and a fixture on the Houston political scene. Green repeatedly and unsuccessfully filed articles of impeachment for Trump during the president's first and second terms. He was also removed from the State of the Union earlier this year after unfurling a protest sign. He had vowed to continue fighting Trump's agenda if reelected and leaned on his experience, pitching himself as the candidate has been doing the job. Menefee will face the GOP nominee Ronald Dwayne Whitfield. Whitfield faces an uphill battle as the district is deep blue; Kamala Harris would have carried the new district by 55 points.
Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party! Al Green, one of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country, has lost, in a landslide, his seat in Congress -- But I will miss that lunatic not screaming and violently waving his cane at me during my next State of the Union Speech.
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st!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)
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sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:24 PM (pT0dx)
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He seems delightful.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:24 PM (/HDaX)
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Menafee is probably no better, but everyone was sick of Green.
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2026 12:24 PM (VJX5o)
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He also carries a proud tradition of being kicked out of State of the Union addresses.
Rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:24 PM (No6pV)
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Hey guys! What’s up? Like my Stetson? I like the taste of Paxton’s ass btw. Tastes like granola.
Posted by: John Cornyns Weenus at May 27, 2026 12:24 PM (ReYtg)
Posted by: Sasquatch Local 210 at May 27, 2026 12:25 PM (w/O5Q)
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Menefree looks kind of gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
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The Others have been summoned.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)
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Doesn't look like he's very 'free of men' IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
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Pulling into Katmandu,
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
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Send him to Guam. Along with Hank Johnson. Maybe the island'll tip over and we'll be done with the both of them.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (No6pV)
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He was a better singer than politician.
Posted by: Crusader at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (TN0g+)
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AhhhHooo....werewolves of Houston!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (6FOnh)
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But I will miss that lunatic not screaming and violently waving his cane at me during my next State of the Union Speech.
I finally caught him in lie!!!!!
I finally caught him in lie!!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (oyck1)
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Pulling into Katmandu,
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
That's an odd way of congratulating RMBS.
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
That's an odd way of congratulating RMBS.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)
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Gypsy Cursed Lives Matter!
Posted by: Democrats at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (w/O5Q)
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"Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party!"
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
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I smell like moth balls and failure. Also, John Thune’s ass. But mostly failure.
Big shout out to George Bush, dunce.
Btw where’s your brother Jeb, George? He still alive or did aliens take him and that chihuahua he’s married to?
Big shout out to George Bush, dunce.
Btw where’s your brother Jeb, George? He still alive or did aliens take him and that chihuahua he’s married to?
Posted by: John Cornyns Weenus at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (ReYtg)
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19 "Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party!"
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
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cofveve
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
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cofveve
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (pT0dx)
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Oh man, can Ace ever write when his dander gets ruffled.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (9DasI)
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If Green had a caption over his head that followed him around it would be a question mark. He’s dumber than a bucket of nails.
Posted by: John Cornyns Weenus at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (ReYtg)
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Menefee, who defeated green, is a true Democratic Socialist, and may well prove more effective than Green at pushing that line.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (MNCvZ)
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@AlexPolmer
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
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Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
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Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
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That might be the best headline here in years.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (9DasI)
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Still want a Flaming toilet for all the turds that have gotten flushed.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO)
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Green's loss means the Texas House delegation is losing one of its most senior members,
Oh, no! We're losing the wisdom of a 78-year-old grifter! How will his young replacement know to fleece the system?!
Oh, no! We're losing the wisdom of a 78-year-old grifter! How will his young replacement know to fleece the system?!
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (zfkPG)
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24 Menefee, who defeated green, is a true Democratic Socialist, and may well prove more effective than Green at pushing that line.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (MNCvZ)
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He's already in Congress.
This is really just getting rid of Green, not adding Menefee
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (MNCvZ)
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He's already in Congress.
This is really just getting rid of Green, not adding Menefee
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
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He's black? I though Mexican for sure.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (vJrRc)
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Hey, didn't he play football or Cricket or something? "Mean Al Green"?
Posted by: Franco Harris at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (7Q0e+)
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>>>Menefee, who defeated green, is a true Democratic Socialist, and may well prove more effective than Green at pushing that line.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
let me have this one, man
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
let me have this one, man
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
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Remember Alvin Greene in SC?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)
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I don't even know what "caveman" means!
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
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That Al Green is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (74F8B)
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What is Al Green? Serious question. Is he a black dude? Indian?
He's so ugly and Cro-Magnon that I can't identify his race/ethnicity. He looks like Big Foot fucked the sea monster from Shape of Water in the ass, and he came slithering out in the load of feces.
He's so ugly and Cro-Magnon that I can't identify his race/ethnicity. He looks like Big Foot fucked the sea monster from Shape of Water in the ass, and he came slithering out in the load of feces.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)
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That's an odd way of congratulating RMBS.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM
I'll take it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM
I'll take it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (bFu5X)
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25 @AlexPolmer
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
------
Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
Don't do anything? Because they are virtually gerrymandered to the hilt in every state they have control of already. They can't do much back because they already did it first.
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
------
Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
Don't do anything? Because they are virtually gerrymandered to the hilt in every state they have control of already. They can't do much back because they already did it first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
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Butch Patrick all growed up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)
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and Democrats chose the one who is not cursed by the Mark of the Werewolf.
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf
Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (v3pYe)
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Sigh.
For IDK how many years, I would come to Maine to work on the place. At about 11:30, down tools, park my butt overlooking the Sheepscot and listen to Rush and Howie.
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.
For IDK how many years, I would come to Maine to work on the place. At about 11:30, down tools, park my butt overlooking the Sheepscot and listen to Rush and Howie.
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Accomack at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (JmCfn)
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I want to know, if blacks in Congress are essential to our democracy, why so many white Democrats keep taking seats away from blacks?
Why won't these white Democrats give up their seat so the more deserving blacks can have representation?
Why won't these white Democrats give up their seat so the more deserving blacks can have representation?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:33 PM (73/SM)
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Pulling into Katmandu,
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
That's an odd way of congratulating RMBS.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)
_____
The Blade was slow on the draw for this one ....
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
That's an odd way of congratulating RMBS.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)
_____
The Blade was slow on the draw for this one ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
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The news and talk shows are going to be filled with all these whiny ass losers.
Posted by: Billythesquid at May 27, 2026 12:33 PM (8Zdpn)
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That is a weird missing-link looking dude.
Posted by: Clint Howard at May 27, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
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I was wondering about Rich Grennell's post quoted at the end of last thread. I looked at his stuff and yes, he was being satirical. I had thought so but wanted to be sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:33 PM (edUvp)
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Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
New England would like a word, dumbass.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
New England would like a word, dumbass.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)
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27 Still want a Flaming toilet for all the turds that have gotten flushed.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO
Must be saving that for Platner.
Although Galindo being sent to Camp Weedonwancha was pretty nice.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO
Must be saving that for Platner.
Although Galindo being sent to Camp Weedonwancha was pretty nice.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:34 PM (gKWVE)
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Good afternoon Ace. I don't think Green could do well because his opponent was a delightful creature. People say that human's first manafee sightings were the origin of the mythical mermaid, which I mean they are a bit rubenesque, there's that. Anyway they are graceful tender animals, a real delight to see, very THIC, and Green never had a chance
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:34 PM (3uBP9)
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The next time we see Al Green, he'll be huddled in a cave, gnawing on a human femur.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 12:34 PM (D1E+2)
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32 >>>Menefee, who defeated green, is a true Democratic Socialist, and may well prove more effective than Green at pushing that line.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
let me have this one, man
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
Yes, we can't do anything substantive because the enemy will just be worse argument. I guess we should just punch our own tickets now.
*sidenote: I just had a mental image of hundreds of rons trying to decide which of their many firearms they thought were worthy of killing themselves with. I expect many would take weeks.
So, while it's good to celebrate Green's loss, in the end, his replacement may be worse.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy
let me have this one, man
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
Yes, we can't do anything substantive because the enemy will just be worse argument. I guess we should just punch our own tickets now.
*sidenote: I just had a mental image of hundreds of rons trying to decide which of their many firearms they thought were worthy of killing themselves with. I expect many would take weeks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)
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I want to know, if blacks in Congress are essential to our democracy, why so many white Democrats keep taking seats away from blacks?
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And why are no blue state Democrats stepping aside to give their seats to black candidates?
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And why are no blue state Democrats stepping aside to give their seats to black candidates?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (6FOnh)
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"Menefee also benefitted from more than $5 million in outside spending from a super PAC aligned with cryptocurrency industry leaders, Protect Progress." Sigh. We need to end Citizens United.
I never want to hear about how [x] just can't be done because it's an election year. There are many examples of Republicans not heeding their own creed on just this factor alone. Redistricting in an election year while crowing about it for the other side is just gross. The ultimate hypocrites.
Green is also 78 years old. There's something to be said for respecting a career and telling the man, "It's been real."
That's what I thought when the news said Green was **40+** years older than Menefee. Why are you running?? Let the new guard take the reins. I'm sick of this Diane Feinstein bullshit.
That's too bad. I like Al Green and will always remember him as someone who had the balls to draft up articles of impeachment against Trump.
Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
I never want to hear about how [x] just can't be done because it's an election year. There are many examples of Republicans not heeding their own creed on just this factor alone. Redistricting in an election year while crowing about it for the other side is just gross. The ultimate hypocrites.
Green is also 78 years old. There's something to be said for respecting a career and telling the man, "It's been real."
That's what I thought when the news said Green was **40+** years older than Menefee. Why are you running?? Let the new guard take the reins. I'm sick of this Diane Feinstein bullshit.
That's too bad. I like Al Green and will always remember him as someone who had the balls to draft up articles of impeachment against Trump.
Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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I really don't care what thread this is, I'm just here to post nonsense
I like this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
I like this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Posted by: save the wails at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
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and Democrats chose the one who is not cursed by the Mark of the Werewolf.
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf
Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf >>>>>>>>>>>john of the werewolf.
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf
Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM
luke of the werewolf > mark of the werewolf >>>>>>>>>>>john of the werewolf.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (bFu5X)
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38 Don't do anything? Because they are virtually gerrymandered to the hilt in every state they have control of already. They can't do much back because they already did it first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
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"When you think about it, the Democrat Party is a centrist, moderate party more concerned with graft than advancing progressive policy.
Hell, what did Democrats do with a trifecta under Biden? The IRA which was no more than payoffs to Democrat client groups.
No amnesty. No gun control. No single payer.
Hell, the DOJ intentionally tanked the lawsuits against Trump because the DOJ is so infested with Republicans that there was no way a Democrat could exert control over the independent department.
And now they show that they can't even fight at the state level? Seriously, we could have gotten a 17-0 Illinois map, but Pritzker is just scared of seeming to be too combative because he wants to appeal to moderates for a presidential run.
Fuck the Democrat Party. Corporatist fascist party that's no better than Trump."
-Reddit, 54% probability
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
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"When you think about it, the Democrat Party is a centrist, moderate party more concerned with graft than advancing progressive policy.
Hell, what did Democrats do with a trifecta under Biden? The IRA which was no more than payoffs to Democrat client groups.
No amnesty. No gun control. No single payer.
Hell, the DOJ intentionally tanked the lawsuits against Trump because the DOJ is so infested with Republicans that there was no way a Democrat could exert control over the independent department.
And now they show that they can't even fight at the state level? Seriously, we could have gotten a 17-0 Illinois map, but Pritzker is just scared of seeming to be too combative because he wants to appeal to moderates for a presidential run.
Fuck the Democrat Party. Corporatist fascist party that's no better than Trump."
-Reddit, 54% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (pT0dx)
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Senile Cavemen .... what a band name that'd be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (jehhT)
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I don't why know but Eddie from the Munsters pops to mind when I see Green blathering on about anything.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (VkY89)
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53 Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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Why did AIPAC money not save Cornyn?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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Why did AIPAC money not save Cornyn?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (pT0dx)
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Alvin Greene went MAGA later.
I always liked that guy even if his IQ was solidly sub-90. Which overqualified him for Congress.
I always liked that guy even if his IQ was solidly sub-90. Which overqualified him for Congress.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (gKWVE)
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But there are less blue districts now.
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
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The Donk commie cocksuckers have really been slamming the wall in Texas for the past few years, trying to turn the state blue. Getting rid of the crude one-trick commie pony Green in favor of a more polished, younger two or three-trick commie pony is just a matter of the Donks adjusting tactics. The strategy of breaking conservatives at the strongest point in the line is still a stupid strategy.
The Donk commie cocksuckers have really been slamming the wall in Texas for the past few years, trying to turn the state blue. Getting rid of the crude one-trick commie pony Green in favor of a more polished, younger two or three-trick commie pony is just a matter of the Donks adjusting tactics. The strategy of breaking conservatives at the strongest point in the line is still a stupid strategy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (y9nCu)
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When you find yourself pitted against another politician in the Political Thunderdome, it's best to grab a truly useful weapon, like a chainsaw, rather than wielding a so called Magic Stick.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (5yDGQ)
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You know if Texas were to have its redistricting revoked there would be enough blue districts for the Dem that wants to send Jews to concentration camps to run and win
I mean, come on that's only fair right?
I mean, come on that's only fair right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
66
There seems to be a large number of Demoncrats who are batshit crazy. But I'm probably being unfair.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (uDWFN)
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63
The Donk commie cocksuckers have really been slamming the wall in Texas for the past few years, trying to turn the state blue. Getting rid of the crude one-trick commie pony Green in favor of a more polished, younger two or three-trick commie pony is just a matter of the Donks adjusting tactics. The strategy of breaking conservatives at the strongest point in the line is still a stupid strategy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (y9nCu)
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Young guy already represents TX-18, by the way.
The Donk commie cocksuckers have really been slamming the wall in Texas for the past few years, trying to turn the state blue. Getting rid of the crude one-trick commie pony Green in favor of a more polished, younger two or three-trick commie pony is just a matter of the Donks adjusting tactics. The strategy of breaking conservatives at the strongest point in the line is still a stupid strategy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (y9nCu)
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Young guy already represents TX-18, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (pT0dx)
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Well, at least now he's free to pick up where he left off with his musical career.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (ZGrMX)
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But there are less blue districts now.
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
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...and the "Most subtle grammer policing" award goes to ... Bulg!
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
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...and the "Most subtle grammer policing" award goes to ... Bulg!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (9DasI)
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Fuck the Democrat Party. Corporatist fascist party that's no better than Trump."
-Reddit, 54% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (pT0dx)
You are being flippant, but they did accomplish something. They spent an insane amount of money and a lot of that money went into dem/commie/tranny/socialist group and individual coffers. It may not be as flashy as Obamacare, but it is no less bad. These groups and individuals can then go out and agitate on the commies behalf.
Although I notice that the ice riots and various other demonstrations of the first year seem to have died down. Either the election or their burn rate of cash is enormous.
-Reddit, 54% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (pT0dx)
You are being flippant, but they did accomplish something. They spent an insane amount of money and a lot of that money went into dem/commie/tranny/socialist group and individual coffers. It may not be as flashy as Obamacare, but it is no less bad. These groups and individuals can then go out and agitate on the commies behalf.
Although I notice that the ice riots and various other demonstrations of the first year seem to have died down. Either the election or their burn rate of cash is enormous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (qFwJc)
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Rename ICE to MAID
Via X-
ABC News
Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainees are taking their own lives at a pace that’s unprecedented in the agency’s two-decade history, highlighting what experts call failures in care and oversight.
Via X-
ABC News
Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainees are taking their own lives at a pace that’s unprecedented in the agency’s two-decade history, highlighting what experts call failures in care and oversight.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (uR/bV)
74
There wolf
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (/rHJl)
75
Democrats in Texas just silenced one of the most important black voices in the U.S. House.
By replacing him with...(checks screen) another black dude. Some black voices are more important than other ones it seems.
By replacing him with...(checks screen) another black dude. Some black voices are more important than other ones it seems.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (V362x)
76
Losing, so simple that Al Green can do it.
Posted by: Geico Announcer at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (k1E2D)
77
The Donk commie cocksuckers have really been slamming the wall in Texas for the past few years, trying to turn the state blue.
Most blue states aren't, but Dems are the ones counting the votes so we get the official tallies we do...they figured if they can just buy their way to one big victory they can so the same thing in Texas.
Most blue states aren't, but Dems are the ones counting the votes so we get the official tallies we do...they figured if they can just buy their way to one big victory they can so the same thing in Texas.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
78
Am I misremembering or did somebody once post a picture of Eddie Munster with an Al Greene doll?
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (EcHpA)
79
They packed as many Democrats as possible into a few districts.
But there are less blue districts now.
_____________
Every representative from one of those few blue districts will be a lunatic, DemSocs baying for blood. It will be the end of not just a Kennedy Democratic party but even a Clinton Democratic party.
They packed as many Democrats as possible into a few districts.
But there are less blue districts now.
_____________
Every representative from one of those few blue districts will be a lunatic, DemSocs baying for blood. It will be the end of not just a Kennedy Democratic party but even a Clinton Democratic party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)
80
I want to know, if blacks in Congress are essential to our democracy, why so many white Democrats keep taking seats away from blacks?
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And why are no blue state Democrats stepping aside to give their seats to black candidates?
And why aren't liberal, white college professors giving up their tenure and positions for more deserving black scholars?
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And why are no blue state Democrats stepping aside to give their seats to black candidates?
And why aren't liberal, white college professors giving up their tenure and positions for more deserving black scholars?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (No6pV)
81
Mr. Green plans to devote more time to his scientific work; specifically to test his theory that banging rocks make fire.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (CwhoI)
82
60 53 Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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Why did AIPAC money not save Cornyn?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (pT0dx)
I'm wondering if Biden's Dog can see his way clear to giving me a no payback loan of only a million dollars?
You know, when he has time from dodging missile fire.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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Why did AIPAC money not save Cornyn?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (pT0dx)
I'm wondering if Biden's Dog can see his way clear to giving me a no payback loan of only a million dollars?
You know, when he has time from dodging missile fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
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*sidenote: I just had a mental image of hundreds of rons trying to decide which of their many firearms they thought were worthy of killing themselves with. I expect many would take weeks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"I just can't decide! I guess I'll have to keep living..."
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"I just can't decide! I guess I'll have to keep living..."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (vJrRc)
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There seems to be a large number of Demoncrats who are batshit crazy. But I'm probably being unfair.
That's just because the island the crazy Republicans were on tipped over
That's just because the island the crazy Republicans were on tipped over
Posted by: Hank Green at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
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71 You are being flippant, but they did accomplish something. They spent an insane amount of money and a lot of that money went into dem/commie/tranny/socialist group and individual coffers. It may not be as flashy as Obamacare, but it is no less bad. These groups and individuals can then go out and agitate on the commies behalf.
Although I notice that the ice riots and various other demonstrations of the first year seem to have died down. Either the election or their burn rate of cash is enormous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
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Well, yeah, that's the graft.
They maintained the fed grant to political PAC pipeline that Obama and Holder had really started.
This is why the Vance Task Force against Fraud, which has stopped, literally, a quarter of a trillion dollars, is a big, if deeply unappreciated, thing.
But leftists don't care about the ecosystem that sustains them because it's invisible. They care about policy wins that they've been promised for decades.
Although I notice that the ice riots and various other demonstrations of the first year seem to have died down. Either the election or their burn rate of cash is enormous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
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Well, yeah, that's the graft.
They maintained the fed grant to political PAC pipeline that Obama and Holder had really started.
This is why the Vance Task Force against Fraud, which has stopped, literally, a quarter of a trillion dollars, is a big, if deeply unappreciated, thing.
But leftists don't care about the ecosystem that sustains them because it's invisible. They care about policy wins that they've been promised for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (pT0dx)
86
Mad Hats Frederica still missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/rHJl)
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Most blue states aren't, but Dems are the ones counting the votes so we get the official tallies we do...they figured if they can just buy their way to one big victory they can so the same thing in Texas.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
And that is what their plan is everywhere.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
And that is what their plan is everywhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)
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It's the facial hair that Green has that is particularly high up on the cheeks that makes him look like a Neanderthal, imo. That and the inarticulate mouth sounds.
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2026 12:41 PM (kAzG3)
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainees are taking their own lives at a pace that’s unprecedented in the agency’s two-decade history, highlighting what experts call failures in care and oversight.
Obviously we need to send them home faster.
Being in the racist and evil USA is wearing down their mental health, and returning to live with Sun People will fix everything.
Obviously we need to send them home faster.
Being in the racist and evil USA is wearing down their mental health, and returning to live with Sun People will fix everything.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)
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Most blue states aren't, but Dems are the ones counting the votes so we get the official tallies we do...they figured if they can just buy their way to one big victory they can so the same thing in Texas.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Talarico is what you get when a bunch of atheists who know nothing about Christianity pick a candidate who they think sounds "Christian" because he says a few magic words.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Talarico is what you get when a bunch of atheists who know nothing about Christianity pick a candidate who they think sounds "Christian" because he says a few magic words.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (edUvp)
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72 "... a Flaming toilet for all the turds that have gotten flushed."
...
LOL
Next stop, Los Angeles where the LIB BASSholes and firestarting BASStards will simply be besides themselves that the race against Spenser Pratt wasn't even close, that they have been LIED TO and CHEATED out of a future for so long...
LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
...
LOL
Next stop, Los Angeles where the LIB BASSholes and firestarting BASStards will simply be besides themselves that the race against Spenser Pratt wasn't even close, that they have been LIED TO and CHEATED out of a future for so long...
LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (8p8zX)
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainees are taking their own lives at a pace that’s unprecedented in the agency’s two-decade history, highlighting what experts call failures in care and oversight.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Let me guess - as many as five offed themselves in the last year where before there'd been zero per year.
It's a five-fold increase!
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Let me guess - as many as five offed themselves in the last year where before there'd been zero per year.
It's a five-fold increase!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)
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Mad Hats Frederica still missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/rHJl)
_____________
They're building an audioanimatronic replacement.
Mad Hats Frederica still missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/rHJl)
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They're building an audioanimatronic replacement.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (HdYcL)
94
Butch Patrick all growed up.
I became a Teen-Aged Werewolf in 1960, sixty-six years ago. That pre-dates Eddie Munster by four years!
I became a Teen-Aged Werewolf in 1960, sixty-six years ago. That pre-dates Eddie Munster by four years!
Posted by: Al of Indeterminate Color at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (E/qck)
95
As a guy if you want to grow a beard you have to shave the scraggly area on the high cheeks - whatever sort of beard you want.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
96
As for Al Green, he looks like he's descended from one of those early hominids the Neanderthals didn't want to fuck.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (gKWVE)
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Afternoon Ace.
The district instead of a Caveman went for a Malcolm X look alike. Definitely Dem Socialist
The district instead of a Caveman went for a Malcolm X look alike. Definitely Dem Socialist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:43 PM (hpwtA)
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The cavemen from 2001: A Space Odyssey had more intelligence and hunting skills than Al Green.
Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 12:43 PM (Oy/m2)
99
Sasquatch ruled his district for 20 years. But as soon as it's mildly re-districted -- but still deep deep blue -- a largely unknown nobody comes along and crushes Green's caveman dick into the dirt, with voting at 70-30.
Yes, a longtime incumbent who held his seat for 20 years got only 30% of the vote.
What is going on here? I think it's more than just the redistricting. Blue is blue. We often talk about how the end of USAID and related slush funds, and the tightening of voting controls, will affect the Dumocrap-GOP races.
But it also affects the intra-Dumocrap races too. I think that's what happened here. The old guard counted on piles of cheap money and loose vote controls to keep slithering back into their seats. No more.
Yes, a longtime incumbent who held his seat for 20 years got only 30% of the vote.
What is going on here? I think it's more than just the redistricting. Blue is blue. We often talk about how the end of USAID and related slush funds, and the tightening of voting controls, will affect the Dumocrap-GOP races.
But it also affects the intra-Dumocrap races too. I think that's what happened here. The old guard counted on piles of cheap money and loose vote controls to keep slithering back into their seats. No more.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
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Talarico is what you get when a bunch of atheists who know nothing about Christianity pick a candidate who they think sounds "Christian" because he says a few magic words.
The serpent in the garden also said some magic words. This guy's a serpent.
The serpent in the garden also said some magic words. This guy's a serpent.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (No6pV)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainees are taking their own lives at a pace that’s unprecedented in the agency’s two-decade history, highlighting what experts call failures in care and oversight.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
I remember when the Left was really upset that one protest by Republicans a few years ago supposedly drove a couple Capitol Police to suicide...I'm sure they'll be incredibly concerned about this and demand anti-ICE protesters calm their rhetoric.
Right?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
I remember when the Left was really upset that one protest by Republicans a few years ago supposedly drove a couple Capitol Police to suicide...I'm sure they'll be incredibly concerned about this and demand anti-ICE protesters calm their rhetoric.
Right?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (JCZqz)
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But leftists don't care about the ecosystem that sustains them because it's invisible. They care about policy wins that they've been promised for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (pT0dx)
Eh, I think it's both. They want the luxury that the graft gives them because then they can spout how communism is the only true way.
Hasan really is the model of a modern communist. Pampered, massive inferiority complex, has to have all the nicest things, petty and mean.
This is not a russian peasant buying the party line and living in squalor while fighting the revolution. And I am not sure that image was EVER apt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:40 PM (pT0dx)
Eh, I think it's both. They want the luxury that the graft gives them because then they can spout how communism is the only true way.
Hasan really is the model of a modern communist. Pampered, massive inferiority complex, has to have all the nicest things, petty and mean.
This is not a russian peasant buying the party line and living in squalor while fighting the revolution. And I am not sure that image was EVER apt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
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Moonwatcher from 2001 is less hirsute.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (/rHJl)
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The district instead of a Caveman went for a Malcolm X look alike. Definitely Dem Socialist
Honestly it is nice to see a leftist that doesn't look like a pedo, a homeless woman, or a caveman.
Yeah he's still a scumbag but at least he looks like an adult.
Honestly it is nice to see a leftist that doesn't look like a pedo, a homeless woman, or a caveman.
Yeah he's still a scumbag but at least he looks like an adult.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
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Definitely off topic, and forgive me if it's been mentioned, but Newser is reporting Rosie O'Donnell said she got a face-lift and no one noticed.
Heh
We now return to your regularly scheduled election thread
Heh
We now return to your regularly scheduled election thread
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (EWlvz)
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95 As a guy if you want to grow a beard you have to shave the scraggly area on the high cheeks - whatever sort of beard you want.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Or be armenian. This is why I always go for the goatee, because my jawline is patchy like that. Not a great look.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Or be armenian. This is why I always go for the goatee, because my jawline is patchy like that. Not a great look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
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Every representative from one of those few blue districts will be a lunatic, DemSocs baying for blood. It will be the end of not just a Kennedy Democratic party but even a Clinton Democratic party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)
They're in a death spiral, or a crazy spiral if you prefer. As they get more radical due to the outsized influence that their online posters have, moderate voices and moderate voters drop out. (They don't necessarily become Republican, but they do drop out) As they leave, the remaining group becomes more and more concentrated and competes to see who can win the crazy olympics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)
They're in a death spiral, or a crazy spiral if you prefer. As they get more radical due to the outsized influence that their online posters have, moderate voices and moderate voters drop out. (They don't necessarily become Republican, but they do drop out) As they leave, the remaining group becomes more and more concentrated and competes to see who can win the crazy olympics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (edUvp)
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@AlexPolmer
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
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Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
This this guy has ANY idea that Dems have already gerrymandered the entire country to get themselves to an unnaturally high level of representation relative to their actual appeal?
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
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Democrats are so enthused to vote right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pT0dx)
This this guy has ANY idea that Dems have already gerrymandered the entire country to get themselves to an unnaturally high level of representation relative to their actual appeal?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Kdi1r)
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who served more than 20 years in Congress.
Well, to me, that seems to be the biggest problem, right there. He needs to go home and get a real job.
Well, to me, that seems to be the biggest problem, right there. He needs to go home and get a real job.
Posted by: GWB at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (kU0PQ)
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@AlexPolmer
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
--
That's kinda what happens when you lie, cheat and steal for 50+ years to maintain an artificial advantage.
I'll say it again:
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
If things don’t change republicans will have control for ever
--
That's kinda what happens when you lie, cheat and steal for 50+ years to maintain an artificial advantage.
I'll say it again:
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
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103 Eh, I think it's both. They want the luxury that the graft gives them because then they can spout how communism is the only true way.
Hasan really is the model of a modern communist. Pampered, massive inferiority complex, has to have all the nicest things, petty and mean.
This is not a russian peasant buying the party line and living in squalor while fighting the revolution. And I am not sure that image was EVER apt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
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Well, my point is largely about how demoralized they are.
So, the surface, that which animates them, is the policy stuff that they see no advancement on while Republicans get visible gains at the state level with redistricting (the lack of passage of the SAVE act which 3/4 of their own party supports seems weirdly absent, I dunno), and they see failure.
But then, in addition, the ecosystem is being dismantled.
The ecosystem is invisible to them, so they largely just see it in broader economic terms ("the economy sucks because my job got lost") but the real demoralizing aspect is the combination.
"The economy sucks so Republicans should be losing, but Republicans aren't losing."
Hasan really is the model of a modern communist. Pampered, massive inferiority complex, has to have all the nicest things, petty and mean.
This is not a russian peasant buying the party line and living in squalor while fighting the revolution. And I am not sure that image was EVER apt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
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Well, my point is largely about how demoralized they are.
So, the surface, that which animates them, is the policy stuff that they see no advancement on while Republicans get visible gains at the state level with redistricting (the lack of passage of the SAVE act which 3/4 of their own party supports seems weirdly absent, I dunno), and they see failure.
But then, in addition, the ecosystem is being dismantled.
The ecosystem is invisible to them, so they largely just see it in broader economic terms ("the economy sucks because my job got lost") but the real demoralizing aspect is the combination.
"The economy sucks so Republicans should be losing, but Republicans aren't losing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (pT0dx)
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Paul Ryan looks more like Eddie Munster than this dude does.
Al Green looks more like Eddie's werewolf doll, "Woof-woof".
Al Green looks more like Eddie's werewolf doll, "Woof-woof".
Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (Pu/zx)
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Old style communism at least knew it was supposed to appeal to working class people - look at the art; virile looking workers staring into...THE FUTURE
Most cultural marxism doesn't even bother with that. They can replace those workers with people from abroad so what would be the point in appealing to people that won't recognize your superiority anyway
Most cultural marxism doesn't even bother with that. They can replace those workers with people from abroad so what would be the point in appealing to people that won't recognize your superiority anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
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It's the facial hair that Green has that is particularly high up on the cheeks that makes him look like a Neanderthal, imo. That and the inarticulate mouth sounds.
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2026 12:41 PM
Player #1: Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?
Derek: Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.
[the football player picks up Derek by his shirt]
Derek: Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2026 12:41 PM
Player #1: Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?
Derek: Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.
[the football player picks up Derek by his shirt]
Derek: Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)
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Perfect Dem candidate would be a PDF druggie trans cave woman?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (/rHJl)
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*sidenote: I just had a mental image of hundreds of rons trying to decide which of their many firearms they thought were worthy of killing themselves with. I expect many would take weeks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"I just can't decide! I guess I'll have to keep living..."
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Oh! Or maybe spend the next year designing and building a rig to allow one to use all of them at the same time!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"I just can't decide! I guess I'll have to keep living..."
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Oh! Or maybe spend the next year designing and building a rig to allow one to use all of them at the same time!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (vJrRc)
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106 Definitely off topic, and forgive me if it's been mentioned, but Newser is reporting Rosie O'Donnell said she got a face-lift and no one noticed.
Heh
We now return to your regularly scheduled election thread
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (EWlvz)
it was actually a butt-lift, but nobody could tell the difference.
Heh
We now return to your regularly scheduled election thread
Posted by: 496 at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (EWlvz)
it was actually a butt-lift, but nobody could tell the difference.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (edUvp)
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109 This this guy has ANY idea that Dems have already gerrymandered the entire country to get themselves to an unnaturally high level of representation relative to their actual appeal?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Kdi1r)
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Bilateral, non-partisan commissions drew the maps in blue states, man.
They're completely non-partisan and show that Democrats are simply better than Republicans, more moral and less willing to fight.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Kdi1r)
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Bilateral, non-partisan commissions drew the maps in blue states, man.
They're completely non-partisan and show that Democrats are simply better than Republicans, more moral and less willing to fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:47 PM (pT0dx)
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Why did AIPAC money not save Cornyn?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (pT0dx)
He did not apply it properly ! *Magic spells were not followed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:36 PM (pT0dx)
He did not apply it properly ! *Magic spells were not followed!
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)
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But I will miss that lunatic not screaming and violently waving his cane at me during my next State of the Union Speech.
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Oh, I'm sure he'll make an appearance as someone's invited guest...
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Oh, I'm sure he'll make an appearance as someone's invited guest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 12:48 PM (gnNyN)
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Every representative from one of those few blue districts will be a lunatic, DemSocs baying for blood. It will be the end of not just a Kennedy Democratic party but even a Clinton Democratic party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)
They're in a death spiral, or a crazy spiral if you prefer. As they get more radical due to the outsized influence that their online posters have, moderate voices and moderate voters drop out. (They don't necessarily become Republican, but they do drop out) As they leave, the remaining group becomes more and more concentrated and competes to see who can win the crazy olympics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (edUvp)
"And they will be given over to a depraved mind" Romans 1:28 springs to mind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:39 PM (HdYcL)
They're in a death spiral, or a crazy spiral if you prefer. As they get more radical due to the outsized influence that their online posters have, moderate voices and moderate voters drop out. (They don't necessarily become Republican, but they do drop out) As they leave, the remaining group becomes more and more concentrated and competes to see who can win the crazy olympics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (edUvp)
"And they will be given over to a depraved mind" Romans 1:28 springs to mind.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (No6pV)
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The ecosystem is invisible to them, so they largely just see it in broader economic terms ("the economy sucks because my job got lost") but the real demoralizing aspect is the combination.
"The economy sucks so Republicans should be losing, but Republicans aren't losing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (pT0dx)
Hmmm. Maybe. Communism is largely a luxury belief. It REQUIRES success in order for it to be a widespread political ideology. Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
"The economy sucks so Republicans should be losing, but Republicans aren't losing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (pT0dx)
Hmmm. Maybe. Communism is largely a luxury belief. It REQUIRES success in order for it to be a widespread political ideology. Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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>>> As a guy if you want to grow a beard you have to shave the scraggly area on the high cheeks - whatever sort of beard you want.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Or be armenian. This is why I always go for the goatee, because my jawline is patchy like that. Not a great look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
The real action is in beard length, not bushy scraggly like a neckbeard mussleman, but trim and pointy like a wizard. I've got a good inch and a half, almost two inches but it's all clean lines. I need a staff now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Or be armenian. This is why I always go for the goatee, because my jawline is patchy like that. Not a great look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
The real action is in beard length, not bushy scraggly like a neckbeard mussleman, but trim and pointy like a wizard. I've got a good inch and a half, almost two inches but it's all clean lines. I need a staff now.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (3uBP9)
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IIRC, Al Green got his start as a "crank" candidate, with the real Democrat candidate certain to win the primary. Then his opponent dropped out, leaving him as the only Dem on the ballot. When the election rolled around, a lot of people voted for him thinking he was the well-known Soul singer.
He must have been a good foot soldier for the Dems, as they kept him around long past his expiration date.
He must have been a good foot soldier for the Dems, as they kept him around long past his expiration date.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (0vB2I)
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I feel so demoralized as a liberal right now. The bad guys are winning and shoving it in our faces. Republicans keep gerrymandering and we just don’t do anything about it.
See this is the comical thing - blue states have been heavily gerrymandered for 20 years.
Remember when the MA governor threatened to gerrymander her ALL DEMOCRAT state?
And if you point out to leftists just how gerrymandered New England is you get one of the following:
1) That isn't gerrymandering, its like, random luck
B) That isn't gerrymandering, its like, Republicans don't bother appealing to New England people
III) Sure its gerrymandering, but like from 20 years ago so it doesn't count
And sometimes the same person will argue all three points...
See this is the comical thing - blue states have been heavily gerrymandered for 20 years.
Remember when the MA governor threatened to gerrymander her ALL DEMOCRAT state?
And if you point out to leftists just how gerrymandered New England is you get one of the following:
1) That isn't gerrymandering, its like, random luck
B) That isn't gerrymandering, its like, Republicans don't bother appealing to New England people
III) Sure its gerrymandering, but like from 20 years ago so it doesn't count
And sometimes the same person will argue all three points...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
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I'll say it again:
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (edUvp)
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Demented Cane-Shaking Sasquatch Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely
How about this one.
Subhuman Sloped Forehead Baboon Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely
Demented Cane-Shaking Sasquatch Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely
How about this one.
Subhuman Sloped Forehead Baboon Al Green Loses His Primary Hugely
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (och2J)
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There seems to be a large number of Demoncrats who are batshit crazy.
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There is a “gatekeeper” or winnowing quality to their selection process, that has been going on for many years.
Successful, rational decent individuals Need Not Apply. They have narrowed their acceptable viewpoints to a vanishingly small subset of whacked out beliefs. After many years, this is what we got.
One would be forgiven, if one did not know better, to think that they are ALL crazy as loon. This is not by accident, they WANT the crazy.
Remember at the core, the radical “burn it all down” contingent won the battles of the 1960s and 1970s. The Weathermen, the Black panthers, the Earth first.
Biden and Pelosi were the new wave politicians that swept in the early 1970s, in a sense replacing Moynihan and “Scoop”’Jackson or Hubert Humphrey.
Now the young radicals are tired of waiting for these fossils to get out of the way. You think things are fucked up now, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Incompetence is one thing. Corruption is one thing.
As we’ve seen, this latest batch of politicos are a deadly combination of corrupt AND incompetent. And they are belligerently ignorant.
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There is a “gatekeeper” or winnowing quality to their selection process, that has been going on for many years.
Successful, rational decent individuals Need Not Apply. They have narrowed their acceptable viewpoints to a vanishingly small subset of whacked out beliefs. After many years, this is what we got.
One would be forgiven, if one did not know better, to think that they are ALL crazy as loon. This is not by accident, they WANT the crazy.
Remember at the core, the radical “burn it all down” contingent won the battles of the 1960s and 1970s. The Weathermen, the Black panthers, the Earth first.
Biden and Pelosi were the new wave politicians that swept in the early 1970s, in a sense replacing Moynihan and “Scoop”’Jackson or Hubert Humphrey.
Now the young radicals are tired of waiting for these fossils to get out of the way. You think things are fucked up now, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Incompetence is one thing. Corruption is one thing.
As we’ve seen, this latest batch of politicos are a deadly combination of corrupt AND incompetent. And they are belligerently ignorant.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 12:51 PM (nOr6i)
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Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
That has already been happening. Living standards in Europe have been flat for almost a generation now. Most Euros think they are about as wealthy as Americans and...they've fallen way way behind.
That has already been happening. Living standards in Europe have been flat for almost a generation now. Most Euros think they are about as wealthy as Americans and...they've fallen way way behind.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)
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Hmmm. Maybe. Communism is largely a luxury belief. It REQUIRES success in order for it to be a widespread political ideology. Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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I still think the midterms will trend towards Democrats because it's just the pattern.
But this massive hole in patronage that's suddenly developed is going to have some kind of effect.
If 1% of the quarter trillion that Vance has stopped since the start of the task force was going back into Democrat pockets, that's $2.5 billion to candidates, PACs, and Super PACs, not to mention the generalized ability to foster support by having people rely on the idea of the Democrat Party to just live.
That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
Hmmm. Maybe. Communism is largely a luxury belief. It REQUIRES success in order for it to be a widespread political ideology. Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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I still think the midterms will trend towards Democrats because it's just the pattern.
But this massive hole in patronage that's suddenly developed is going to have some kind of effect.
If 1% of the quarter trillion that Vance has stopped since the start of the task force was going back into Democrat pockets, that's $2.5 billion to candidates, PACs, and Super PACs, not to mention the generalized ability to foster support by having people rely on the idea of the Democrat Party to just live.
That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (pT0dx)
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Successful, rational decent individuals Need Not Apply. They have narrowed their acceptable viewpoints to a vanishingly small subset of whacked out beliefs. After many years, this is what we got.
Look at Tulsi and RFK as prime examples.
Look at Tulsi and RFK as prime examples.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)
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The real action is in beard length, not bushy scraggly like a neckbeard mussleman, but trim and pointy like a wizard. I've got a good inch and a half, almost two inches but it's all clean lines. I need a staff now.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (3uBP9)
I never get good length because I get tired of it and want my face to feel clean. And there is nothing like shaving with a good razor after having a beard for a while.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (3uBP9)
I never get good length because I get tired of it and want my face to feel clean. And there is nothing like shaving with a good razor after having a beard for a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)
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Definitely off topic, and forgive me if it's been mentioned, but Newser is reporting Rosie O'Donnell said she got a face-lift and no one noticed.
What she meant was that no one cared and she just couldn't let that go so she called attention to it herself.
What she meant was that no one cared and she just couldn't let that go so she called attention to it herself.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)
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Sure, but his Top 40 Show was better than Kasey Kasem's.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)
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Sid's dementia seems to be worsening
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (xbLzn)
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Speaking of celebrities and medicine:
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (/rHJl)
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11 Pulling into Katmandu,
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Somebody was saying, on a thread sometime earlier today, that you're AI. I don't think so!
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Somebody was saying, on a thread sometime earlier today, that you're AI. I don't think so!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (6wpGE)
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III) Sure its gerrymandering, but like from 20 years ago so it doesn't count
And sometimes the same person will argue all three points...
Posted by: 18-1
It, like, reflects the will of the people, and doesn't discriminate against BIPOCs, so it's okay.
And sometimes the same person will argue all three points...
Posted by: 18-1
It, like, reflects the will of the people, and doesn't discriminate against BIPOCs, so it's okay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (JCZqz)
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And sometimes the same person will argue all three points...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM
We're not dealing with rocket surgeons up here.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM
We're not dealing with rocket surgeons up here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)
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I don't know why I hate Trump like I do;
All the changes he put me through.
Took my money, my walking cane;
I haven't found the rest of my brain.
I wanna know, can you tell me,
Did I get tossed away?
Take me to the bayou, drop me in the water.
Take me to the bayou, dump me in the water.
Flushing me down, flushing me down....
All the changes he put me through.
Took my money, my walking cane;
I haven't found the rest of my brain.
I wanna know, can you tell me,
Did I get tossed away?
Take me to the bayou, drop me in the water.
Take me to the bayou, dump me in the water.
Flushing me down, flushing me down....
Posted by: AL FUCKIN' GREEN at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (wtvvX)
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That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (pT0dx)
LOL. Ever notice some of our exchanges are just an excuse to quote each other, then completely ignore what we quoted in order to talk about what we wanted to write about in the first place?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (pT0dx)
LOL. Ever notice some of our exchanges are just an excuse to quote each other, then completely ignore what we quoted in order to talk about what we wanted to write about in the first place?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
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Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
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And now we're balking at coöperating with them in deals where we're the loser. That ought to terrify them because it means they have to rely on their own resources to compete. And they know they can't.
Europe financed their socialism on our success for the last 50 years.
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And now we're balking at coöperating with them in deals where we're the loser. That ought to terrify them because it means they have to rely on their own resources to compete. And they know they can't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (HdYcL)
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But this massive hole in patronage that's suddenly developed is going to have some kind of effect.
This and the redistricting is why I am optimistic.
The polls you are seeing right now, when NOT straight up push polls, are built on the Dems having billions collected from Uncle Sugar to pay for fraud and votes.
So the guy that went to vote because you offered him $20 in 2024, will he turn out in 2026 when you don't have money to pay him?
And the mule that's filling out a hundred ballots from dead people for you...is he going to do it when you don't give him a grand?
This and the redistricting is why I am optimistic.
The polls you are seeing right now, when NOT straight up push polls, are built on the Dems having billions collected from Uncle Sugar to pay for fraud and votes.
So the guy that went to vote because you offered him $20 in 2024, will he turn out in 2026 when you don't have money to pay him?
And the mule that's filling out a hundred ballots from dead people for you...is he going to do it when you don't give him a grand?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)
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21 19 cofveve
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (pT0dx)
covfefe
I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (pT0dx)
covfefe
I think.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (6wpGE)
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He goes back to "Tired of Being Alone"
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)
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27 Still want a Flaming toilet for all the turds that have gotten flushed.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO)
ewww
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO)
ewww
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (6wpGE)
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Without us, it all collapses into oligarchy, which would be fine with the party aparats because they would still be in charge of the ashes, but turds like the guys posting to reddit? Living in some apartment block hoping the footsteps do not stop at their door.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
There's a reason that Communist systems all become autocracies. Best example is the Soviet Union, which within 30 years of the Revolution became just a worse version of the same Czarist Autocracy they'd always had. Or China, which is "communist" in name only, and in fact has just gone back to the Imperial Government they've had for 2500 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
There's a reason that Communist systems all become autocracies. Best example is the Soviet Union, which within 30 years of the Revolution became just a worse version of the same Czarist Autocracy they'd always had. Or China, which is "communist" in name only, and in fact has just gone back to the Imperial Government they've had for 2500 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (edUvp)
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Interesting how everyone on the Left keeps complaining about losing districts, but no one ever seems to want to argue for creating MORE districts, thus creating more Congresscritters.
Though they have no qualms about packing SCOTUS with more judges...
Though they have no qualms about packing SCOTUS with more judges...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 12:56 PM (gnNyN)
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144 That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (pT0dx)
LOL. Ever notice some of our exchanges are just an excuse to quote each other, then completely ignore what we quoted in order to talk about what we wanted to write about in the first place?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
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Kinda...
Anyway, communism is a luxury belief for the coddled. The masses don't want it.
So, eliminating the coddled should lessen the ideology over time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (pT0dx)
LOL. Ever notice some of our exchanges are just an excuse to quote each other, then completely ignore what we quoted in order to talk about what we wanted to write about in the first place?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
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Kinda...
Anyway, communism is a luxury belief for the coddled. The masses don't want it.
So, eliminating the coddled should lessen the ideology over time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:56 PM (pT0dx)
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150 27 Still want a Flaming toilet for all the turds that have gotten flushed.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO)
ewww
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (6wpGE)
Think of it as purifying flames. Like scrubbing bubbles- but better.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 12:29 PM (5P5DO)
ewww
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (6wpGE)
Think of it as purifying flames. Like scrubbing bubbles- but better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:56 PM (bss/y)
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34 I don't even know what "caveman" means!
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
; )
Posted by: confused ace doesn't know basic words at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
; )
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:56 PM (6wpGE)
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I've got a good inch and a half, almost two inches but it's all clean lines.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (3uBP9)
So you're saying it's not the size that counts?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:49 PM (3uBP9)
So you're saying it's not the size that counts?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Kdi1r)
155
We should massively increase the number of reps. They are supposed to be closer to the voters then they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
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Talarico is what you get when a bunch of atheists who know nothing about Christianity pick a candidate who they think sounds "Christian" because he says a few magic words.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (edUvp)
Talarico is not an atheist. His God is The State.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (edUvp)
Talarico is not an atheist. His God is The State.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (T6aVk)
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Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
AIPAC annoys me because they don't care how much of a gun-grabbing RINO someone is, but their commitment to a single issue is actually kind of refreshing in a landscape where every leftist PAC advocates for every leftist position.
AIPAC annoys me because they don't care how much of a gun-grabbing RINO someone is, but their commitment to a single issue is actually kind of refreshing in a landscape where every leftist PAC advocates for every leftist position.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
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off sock
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (wtvvX)
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>>> I never get good length because I get tired of it and want my face to feel clean. And there is nothing like shaving with a good razor after having a beard for a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)
I keep the rest shaved and smooth. Thin sideburns and trim lines. And then I take the electric razer to clean the lines leading down. Basically like a hedge trimmer when you carve your hedge into the form of a swan in your english garden or whatever. But in this case a pointy beard. And then I use this honest amish stuff balm to keep it in place. I'm bald up top so I can do f-all with that so I have fun with my beard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)
I keep the rest shaved and smooth. Thin sideburns and trim lines. And then I take the electric razer to clean the lines leading down. Basically like a hedge trimmer when you carve your hedge into the form of a swan in your english garden or whatever. But in this case a pointy beard. And then I use this honest amish stuff balm to keep it in place. I'm bald up top so I can do f-all with that so I have fun with my beard.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: AOC at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (GUOwU)
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LOL. Ever notice some of our exchanges are just an excuse to quote each other, then completely ignore what we quoted in order to talk about what we wanted to write about in the first place?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
Oh absolutely! And about that Iran situation....
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)
Oh absolutely! And about that Iran situation....
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (edUvp)
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the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
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Right, the seeds of its inevitable downfall were sown by its very success. Institutions inevitably become hidebound and unable to change with the times.
In 1979 say, nobody questioned the absolute power of the media based in New York. The television news broadcast outlets, the New York Times, et al.
Newspapers, magazines, the dead tree model of news is Dead.
But even the online internet version is a walking sucking chest wound. They became complacent and didn’t think they had to change. They had a 99% monopoly, and institutional government support, and laundered money. What could go wrong??
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Right, the seeds of its inevitable downfall were sown by its very success. Institutions inevitably become hidebound and unable to change with the times.
In 1979 say, nobody questioned the absolute power of the media based in New York. The television news broadcast outlets, the New York Times, et al.
Newspapers, magazines, the dead tree model of news is Dead.
But even the online internet version is a walking sucking chest wound. They became complacent and didn’t think they had to change. They had a 99% monopoly, and institutional government support, and laundered money. What could go wrong??
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (nOr6i)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (och2J)
164
Speaking of celebrities and medicine:
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
She shit out her face.
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
She shit out her face.
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)
165
62 But there are less blue districts now.
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
It was mean.
And fewer gerrymandering.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
It was mean.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:58 PM (6wpGE)
166
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
She shit out her face.
No that's her comedy routine
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
She shit out her face.
No that's her comedy routine
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)
167
They’re getting rid of all the black people!!
Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 12:58 PM (moGJJ)
168
There's a reason that Communist systems all become autocracies. Best example is the Soviet Union, which within 30 years of the Revolution became just a worse version of the same Czarist Autocracy they'd always had. Or China, which is "communist" in name only, and in fact has just gone back to the Imperial Government they've had for 2500 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (edUvp)
Agreed, but as bad as the Czar may have been he didn't kill millions of his own people. An important point to remember for all who would like to toy with the idea of communism.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (edUvp)
Agreed, but as bad as the Czar may have been he didn't kill millions of his own people. An important point to remember for all who would like to toy with the idea of communism.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:58 PM (No6pV)
169
There's a reason that Communist systems all become autocracies. Best example is the Soviet Union, which within 30 years of the Revolution became just a worse version of the same Czarist Autocracy they'd always had. Or China, which is "communist" in name only, and in fact has just gone back to the Imperial Government they've had for 2500 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (edUvp)
China is actually the best case we have of what I am talking about. They are STILL financed by our success because we gave them all our industry. If that had not happened, they might still have gone the fascist route (corporate communism) but I doubt they would have been anywhere near as effective/successful because then they would have been having to compete with our homegrown good domestically. (Assuming we had done something like Japan has done and held on to our own industry.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:55 PM (edUvp)
China is actually the best case we have of what I am talking about. They are STILL financed by our success because we gave them all our industry. If that had not happened, they might still have gone the fascist route (corporate communism) but I doubt they would have been anywhere near as effective/successful because then they would have been having to compete with our homegrown good domestically. (Assuming we had done something like Japan has done and held on to our own industry.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)
170
Talarico is not an atheist. His God is The State.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (T6aVk)
Looks true. Pure atheists generally make gods of themselves, instead.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (T6aVk)
Looks true. Pure atheists generally make gods of themselves, instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:59 PM (edUvp)
171
21 19 "Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party!"
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
====
cofveve
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (pT0dx)
I cannot confirm or deny whether I read the content before the comments.
"Dumocrat"? Damn, Trump has been reading The Blade's comments!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)
====
cofveve
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:28 PM (pT0dx)
I cannot confirm or deny whether I read the content before the comments.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 27, 2026 12:59 PM (errfS)
172
Clyburn (Dick-SC)is vital to the dem vote machine...it's why the GOP spared him. That and the photos.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 27, 2026 12:59 PM (cS1cw)
173
A note on gerrymandering...if Elbridge Gerry was alive today he would dumping Google servers in Boston Harbor and hunting Modern Dem pols with his musket.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)
174
I think the only reason he served as long as he did is because his idiot constituents thought he was THAT Al Green... and those constituents are dying out.
Posted by: weew at May 27, 2026 01:00 PM (9TspW)
175
157 We should massively increase the number of reps. They are supposed to be closer to the voters then they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
So long as seating in the HR is NOT changed in any way.
Churchill, when Commons was rebuilt (it got hit by a bomb in WW11) purposely made it so it could seat, at best, 2/3 the MPs. I’ve been in Commons and am still blown away by how small it is compared to seeing it during PMQs or other such occasions.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
So long as seating in the HR is NOT changed in any way.
Churchill, when Commons was rebuilt (it got hit by a bomb in WW11) purposely made it so it could seat, at best, 2/3 the MPs. I’ve been in Commons and am still blown away by how small it is compared to seeing it during PMQs or other such occasions.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:00 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2026 01:00 PM (x0n13)
177
They are STILL financed by our success because we gave them all our industry.
One company I was at tried to get into the Chinese market twice.
Why twice? The first time the Chinese company we partnered with stole our IP and competed us out of the country.
Oh and guess what happened the second time?
And no, neither VP that led these efforts got fired.
One company I was at tried to get into the Chinese market twice.
Why twice? The first time the Chinese company we partnered with stole our IP and competed us out of the country.
Oh and guess what happened the second time?
And no, neither VP that led these efforts got fired.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
178
Al Green the singer should sue him for use of the name. Unless, of course, he's no longer with us.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 01:01 PM (uDWFN)
179
178 Caption for pic: "Dr. Zaius screws up 'Putting on the Ritz' and lets Taylor go free!
this is about me, isn't it?
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: taylor swift at May 27, 2026 01:01 PM (v3pYe)
180
127 I'll say it again:
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (edUvp)
Yay!
No one alive today knows what politics looks like when Republicans have an even playing field.
A partial list of the overwhelming and unfair advantages the Dems have had for decades:
- the media
- academia
- entertainment
- laundered tax-funded campaigns
- every major city with near limitless vote fraud
- minority-majority districts stealing seats in Republican states
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (edUvp)
Yay!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (6wpGE)
181
Pulling into Katmandu,
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Somebody was saying, on a thread sometime earlier today, that you're AI. I don't think so!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (6wpGE)
______
[Insert side-eye monkey meme]
Smoke rings fill the air.
Perfumed by a Nepal night,
The Express gets you there ...
TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Somebody was saying, on a thread sometime earlier today, that you're AI. I don't think so!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 12:53 PM (6wpGE)
______
[Insert side-eye monkey meme]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
182
But seriously, Al Green in that photo really does look like a anthropological reconstruction of Homo Erectus.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Av6i5)
183
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
___________
I noticed ace's little faux pas and was relieved someone else said something first.
*grinds inner grammarian teeth*
You did that on purpose. That was not nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
___________
I noticed ace's little faux pas and was relieved someone else said something first.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (dK+Kv)
185
Ih oh, high winds might knock out power lines in the Capitol District.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2026 01:03 PM (/rHJl)
186
Say Al, Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: WAREWOMAN at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (3idXb)
187
Talarico is a spook. I’d bet money on it.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (nOr6i)
188
President Trump: "Al Green, one of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country..."
That's the President I voted for three times.
That's the President I voted for three times.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Q+gd/)
189
SERIOUSLY funny cruelty here, Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (xcxpd)
190
“They are STILL financed by our success because we gave them all our industry.”
All our industry, huh? So why do we still make things? Why do other countries outsource to the United States? (No one says anything about that.).The manufacturing facilities I have seen and been by on my travels in the country are just figments of the imagination?
All our industry, huh? So why do we still make things? Why do other countries outsource to the United States? (No one says anything about that.).The manufacturing facilities I have seen and been by on my travels in the country are just figments of the imagination?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (T6aVk)
191
If 1% of the quarter trillion that Vance has stopped since the start of the task force was going back into Democrat pockets, that's $2.5 billion to candidates, PACs, and Super PACs, not to mention the generalized ability to foster support by having people rely on the idea of the Democrat Party to just live.
That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
--
And that's before we get to the pending SCOTUS opinion that will ban counting of ballots after Election Day.
IIRC, there were 3 seats in CA that flipped to Dem solely on late-counted ballots.
And that was under the old map.
Not the new one where they spread their voters even thinner ....
That's not just ads on TV that translate to commissions to consultants. That's ballot harvesting operations.
--
And that's before we get to the pending SCOTUS opinion that will ban counting of ballots after Election Day.
IIRC, there were 3 seats in CA that flipped to Dem solely on late-counted ballots.
And that was under the old map.
Not the new one where they spread their voters even thinner ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (73/SM)
192
AIPAC annoys me because they don't care how much of a gun-grabbing RINO someone is, but their commitment to a single issue is actually kind of refreshing in a landscape where every leftist PAC advocates for every leftist position.
Posted by: Ian S.
That's because they know the instant the US decides not to support Israel, they'll get slaughtered and raped by Muslims. It's easy to be a single-issue voter when the lives of your entire people are on the line.
Contrast with the "literal trans genocide" occurring in the US RIGHT NOW....
Posted by: Ian S.
That's because they know the instant the US decides not to support Israel, they'll get slaughtered and raped by Muslims. It's easy to be a single-issue voter when the lives of your entire people are on the line.
Contrast with the "literal trans genocide" occurring in the US RIGHT NOW....
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (JCZqz)
193
180 Al Green the singer should sue him for use of the name. Unless, of course, he's no longer with us.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 01:01 PM (uDWFN)
The Reverend Al Green is still with us!
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 27, 2026 01:01 PM (uDWFN)
The Reverend Al Green is still with us!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (6wpGE)
194
And all we've done is chip away slightly at those--and they're getting their asses handed to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (edUvp)
Yay!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (6wpGE)
***
Be vigilant.
They will not go quietly.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 12:46 PM (73/SM)
the fun part is that this edifice has become so monolithic and interconnected that as it crumbles, it will all crumble together.
None of it has any organizational survivability without the support of all the other parts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2026 12:50 PM (edUvp)
Yay!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:02 PM (6wpGE)
***
Be vigilant.
They will not go quietly.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (2WIwB)
195
Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
*********
I can't tell the difference between the Democrat party and Tucker, Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens and their followers.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
*********
I can't tell the difference between the Democrat party and Tucker, Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens and their followers.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
196
Does Al Green's loss mean he has to go back to a plain, drugstore brand cane?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (jehhT)
197
A couple of nights ago, I was in the kitchen while my wife was in the living room on a zoom call with several of her old college buddies when the conversation turned to the Texas Senate race.
One of them, a retired liberal college nursing prof, was talking about how Talarico was such a "wonderful Christian".
She was quickly corrected by the conservative retired RN who immediately pointed out his stand on abortion and his "interpretation" of the Bible.
It was all I could do to not bust out laughing at that smackdown.
One of them, a retired liberal college nursing prof, was talking about how Talarico was such a "wonderful Christian".
She was quickly corrected by the conservative retired RN who immediately pointed out his stand on abortion and his "interpretation" of the Bible.
It was all I could do to not bust out laughing at that smackdown.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:06 PM (wtvvX)
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189 Talarico is a spook. I’d bet money on it.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (nOr6i)
I don't think he's smart enough. He can hardly find his way from one sentence to the next.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (nOr6i)
I don't think he's smart enough. He can hardly find his way from one sentence to the next.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:06 PM (6wpGE)
199
Via X-
@EricLDaugh
HUGE DEVELOPMENT: Sec. Markwayne Mullin announces DHS is drawing up plans to BLOCK ALL international flights into sanctuary cities by ending Customs screening there
(more at link)
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@EricLDaugh
HUGE DEVELOPMENT: Sec. Markwayne Mullin announces DHS is drawing up plans to BLOCK ALL international flights into sanctuary cities by ending Customs screening there
(more at link)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3u4sh7
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (uR/bV)
200
The cane-waving is an implied threat. Is it made of the traditional gutta-percha?
Think about whose footsteps this cretin is following.
The cane-waving is an implied threat. Is it made of the traditional gutta-percha?
Think about whose footsteps this cretin is following.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (GkBlw)
201
isn't he the tarantula-faced one, or was there another?
Posted by: just saying at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (/JT24)
202
>>>Speaking of celebrities and medicine:
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
>They mistook her face for her ass and now she looks like Carrot Top's scrotum.
What happened to Kathy Griffin and her botched colonoscopy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
>They mistook her face for her ass and now she looks like Carrot Top's scrotum.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (D1E+2)
203
Leftists spend a lot of time arguing Jesus is "Buddy Christ". Oh to introduce them to someone from the first crusade...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (HdYcL)
205
You know what this thread needs? It needs Wolfus' expert shaving commentary.
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (kAzG3)
206
So when Democrats are afraid of losing, they cheat?
You mean like here, in Maryland?
https://tinyurl.com/czd4r4d6
You mean like here, in Maryland?
https://tinyurl.com/czd4r4d6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (iMotb)
207
>> President Trump: "Al Green, one of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country..."
Mitch McConnell is on the line, and Diane Feinstein is on hold.
Mitch McConnell is on the line, and Diane Feinstein is on hold.
Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (moGJJ)
208
Al Green is a noted crusader for the rights of indigenous cavemen.
Actu-ally, "cavemen" were merely Cro magnons, no different from modern humans. Just the earliest emergence of us. Homo erecti like Al Green were much much earlier, living on the open savannah. Hadn't yet figured out how to live in a cave.
Actu-ally, "cavemen" were merely Cro magnons, no different from modern humans. Just the earliest emergence of us. Homo erecti like Al Green were much much earlier, living on the open savannah. Hadn't yet figured out how to live in a cave.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (62jY7)
210
189 Talarico is a spook. I’d bet money on it.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (nOr6i)
The VA Governor is a spook, and I'll buy Tater-rico is too. The CIA has been manipulating US elections for years, now they are choosing to use assets to run.
——
I didn’t know, Stalin lived in London early in his “career”, and apparently was an informant or whatever for the Czar security service.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (nOr6i)
The VA Governor is a spook, and I'll buy Tater-rico is too. The CIA has been manipulating US elections for years, now they are choosing to use assets to run.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)
211
AIPAC annoys me because they don't care how much of a gun-grabbing RINO someone is, but their commitment to a single issue is actually kind of refreshing in a landscape where every leftist PAC advocates for every leftist position.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
The NRA is the same. The NRA-ILA does not care how you vote or act otherwise; they only care about guns.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
The NRA is the same. The NRA-ILA does not care how you vote or act otherwise; they only care about guns.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:07 PM (T6aVk)
212
"You say Alvin, We say Greene! Alvin Greene! Alvin Greene!"
Dude won a Democrat Primary, The Party said No.
Dude won a Democrat Primary, The Party said No.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Q+gd/)
213
I don't think he's smart enough. He can hardly find his way from one sentence to the next.
——-
Smarts got nothin’ to do with it.
——-
Smarts got nothin’ to do with it.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 01:08 PM (nOr6i)
214
199 One of them, a retired liberal college nursing prof, was talking about how Talarico was such a "wonderful Christian".
She was quickly corrected by the conservative retired RN who immediately pointed out his stand on abortion and his "interpretation" of the Bible.
It was all I could do to not bust out laughing at that smackdown.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:06 PM (wtvvX)
======
"Are you trying to athiest-splain my religion to me? Are you appropriating my culture?"
She was quickly corrected by the conservative retired RN who immediately pointed out his stand on abortion and his "interpretation" of the Bible.
It was all I could do to not bust out laughing at that smackdown.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:06 PM (wtvvX)
======
"Are you trying to athiest-splain my religion to me? Are you appropriating my culture?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:08 PM (pT0dx)
215
I love how the Dems bounce back and forth between:
Gerrymandering is wrong. How dare Texas/FL/etc not have the same number of Dem reps as people vote there
and
Well of course New England is 100% Dem. If you win the elections you get to set the districts.
Gerrymandering is wrong. How dare Texas/FL/etc not have the same number of Dem reps as people vote there
and
Well of course New England is 100% Dem. If you win the elections you get to set the districts.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
216
Leftists spend a lot of time arguing Jesus is "Buddy Christ".
____________
The Lord loves you like a father. But you can be disinherited if you piss Him off enough.
Leftists spend a lot of time arguing Jesus is "Buddy Christ".
____________
The Lord loves you like a father. But you can be disinherited if you piss Him off enough.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)
217
The VA Governor is a spook, and I'll buy Tater-rico is too. The CIA has been manipulating US elections for years, now they are choosing to use assets to run.
She "found" enough ballots to win her house and gov race didn't she...
She "found" enough ballots to win her house and gov race didn't she...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
218
All our industry, huh? So why do we still make things? Why do other countries outsource to the United States? (No one says anything about that.).The manufacturing facilities I have seen and been by on my travels in the country are just figments of the imagination?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (T6aVk)
Heavy industry? Mining? Steel production? Electronics? Coal?
Not 'All', I'll give you. But a lot.
And a lot of say... car 'manufacture' is just assembly of out of country produced components.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:04 PM (T6aVk)
Heavy industry? Mining? Steel production? Electronics? Coal?
Not 'All', I'll give you. But a lot.
And a lot of say... car 'manufacture' is just assembly of out of country produced components.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 01:10 PM (bss/y)
219
219 The VA Governor is a spook, and I'll buy Tater-rico is too. The CIA has been manipulating US elections for years, now they are choosing to use assets to run.
She "found" enough ballots to win her house and gov race didn't she...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Oh yes. Oh to have the VA ballots audited but the VA GOP seems to be brain dead. Just like the WA GOP....
She "found" enough ballots to win her house and gov race didn't she...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)
Oh yes. Oh to have the VA ballots audited but the VA GOP seems to be brain dead. Just like the WA GOP....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:10 PM (xcxpd)
220
so funny...when we moved into our last house in Houston we had Tom DeLay. DeLay didn't run again when his district got sliced up and that gave us Al Green.
I destroyed his event to introduce his campaign to ObamaCare at the "Power Center" in SW Houston.
The first hour had canned questions from obvious plants. Then he opened it up and pulled names out of the hat from people that had questions. He picked white boy Leon and that was all it took. He blew up at my question and the several hundred purple shirts from the SCEIU took over and stopped it. Fun times.
I destroyed his event to introduce his campaign to ObamaCare at the "Power Center" in SW Houston.
The first hour had canned questions from obvious plants. Then he opened it up and pulled names out of the hat from people that had questions. He picked white boy Leon and that was all it took. He blew up at my question and the several hundred purple shirts from the SCEIU took over and stopped it. Fun times.
Posted by: DanMan at May 27, 2026 01:11 PM (8uzBS)
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Hot Grits by Al Green, that was a real 'get up and dance' tune.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 01:11 PM (LHPAg)
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> The VA Governor is a spook, and I'll buy Tater-rico is too. The CIA has been manipulating US elections for years, now they are choosing to use assets to run.
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One of the pundits on X (data republican) believes there are currently around 30 - 40 CIA assets worming their way into the federal government and state governments.
The CIA's principle purpose is to overthrow governments when they're not instigating rebellions or assassinating people.
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One of the pundits on X (data republican) believes there are currently around 30 - 40 CIA assets worming their way into the federal government and state governments.
The CIA's principle purpose is to overthrow governments when they're not instigating rebellions or assassinating people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 01:11 PM (jehhT)
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LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)
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Oh yes. Oh to have the VA ballots audited but the VA GOP seems to be brain dead. Just like the WA GOP....
But if Gov Gilmore had audited her votes during her house run he would have been seen as divisive and it might have led to the GOP losing the next governor election
But if Gov Gilmore had audited her votes during her house run he would have been seen as divisive and it might have led to the GOP losing the next governor election
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)
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Anyone been to Conservative Treehouse lately ? Sure seems to be a lot of anti-semitism there....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:14 PM (nq13e)
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Fuck AIPAC. I hate to the core all this goddamn victories sponsored by Netanyahu because it’s our tax money indirectly funding these Israel wins.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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I can't tell the difference between the Democrat party and Tucker, Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens and their followers.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
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The lefty obsession with AIPAC is odd. AIPAC is non-political in the sense not favoring Dumocraps over GOP or vice versa. AIPAC gives piles of money to Dumocraps.
I strongly suspect that these assherders know nothing about AIPAC, and just assume it's a synonym for "DA JEWZ."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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I can't tell the difference between the Democrat party and Tucker, Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens and their followers.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)
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The lefty obsession with AIPAC is odd. AIPAC is non-political in the sense not favoring Dumocraps over GOP or vice versa. AIPAC gives piles of money to Dumocraps.
I strongly suspect that these assherders know nothing about AIPAC, and just assume it's a synonym for "DA JEWZ."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
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spook
/spo͞ok/
noun
1. a ghost.
"the nights are drawing in and spooks and ghouls are getting ready to come out"
2. a spy.
"a CIA spook"
3. (obsolete) a Black person.
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Seriously, I didn't know which definition you meant at first. Getting a little worried we might be drifting into 19th-century racial epithets.
/spo͞ok/
noun
1. a ghost.
"the nights are drawing in and spooks and ghouls are getting ready to come out"
2. a spy.
"a CIA spook"
3. (obsolete) a Black person.
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Seriously, I didn't know which definition you meant at first. Getting a little worried we might be drifting into 19th-century racial epithets.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Av6i5)
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Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (SY3Fm)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc)
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Aldi 'Emporium Selection' Cheddar:
IDK if it's real 'cheddar.' It fractures like cheddar (helps to let it dry out a bit,) and it def has more cheddar tang than comparably priced cheap 'cheddar cheese.'
Eat with gusto, but tempered by due suspicion.
IDK if it's real 'cheddar.' It fractures like cheddar (helps to let it dry out a bit,) and it def has more cheddar tang than comparably priced cheap 'cheddar cheese.'
Eat with gusto, but tempered by due suspicion.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (Wq24h)
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230 Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
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On the plane. 20 minutes late due to "small maintenance issue."
Why I don't miss traveling one bit.
Why I don't miss traveling one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (c36SH)
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230 Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
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He was going to give up politics like 4 years ago.
Felt like he'd hit his ceiling.
And then he went stupid woke, and now he's nominee for senate, raking in tens of millions of dollars from CA and NY.
Dead state-level parties have only incentives for the worst people.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
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He was going to give up politics like 4 years ago.
Felt like he'd hit his ceiling.
And then he went stupid woke, and now he's nominee for senate, raking in tens of millions of dollars from CA and NY.
Dead state-level parties have only incentives for the worst people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (pT0dx)
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So, just saw a headline that the "bipartisan" Protect College Sports Act was formally introduced into the Senate.
But GOD FORBID the SAVE AMERICA ACT gets acted on.
MFing damned RINOs.
But GOD FORBID the SAVE AMERICA ACT gets acted on.
MFing damned RINOs.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (wtvvX)
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And no sign of anyone working on anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (c36SH)
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Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
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His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
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His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (62jY7)
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237 So, just saw a headline that the "bipartisan" Protect College Sports Act was formally introduced into the Senate.
But GOD FORBID the SAVE AMERICA ACT gets acted on.
MFing damned RINOs.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (wtvvX)
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Mitch, Tillis, Murkowski, and Cassidy.
Try getting them to vote for something they don't want to vote for.
And, remember, Fetterman won't vote for the SAVE act either.
But GOD FORBID the SAVE AMERICA ACT gets acted on.
MFing damned RINOs.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (wtvvX)
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Mitch, Tillis, Murkowski, and Cassidy.
Try getting them to vote for something they don't want to vote for.
And, remember, Fetterman won't vote for the SAVE act either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (pT0dx)
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Wasn't Al Green accused of sexual assault on one of his staffers about 15 years ago?
Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)
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239 Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
_________
His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
_________
His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
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243 His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
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Thai-Canadian.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
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Thai-Canadian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:18 PM (pT0dx)
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Heavy industry? Mining? Steel production? Electronics? Coal?
Not 'All', I'll give you. But a lot.
And a lot of say... car 'manufacture' is just assembly of out of country produced components.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 01:10 PM (bss/y)
Toyota is dropping $1B in TX to upgrade facilities for manufactures.
Yeah, I certainly go with “enough” but I like to look at everything. Not just the PRC either. And things are still made here. In different places in this country to be sure.
Not 'All', I'll give you. But a lot.
And a lot of say... car 'manufacture' is just assembly of out of country produced components.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 01:10 PM (bss/y)
Toyota is dropping $1B in TX to upgrade facilities for manufactures.
Yeah, I certainly go with “enough” but I like to look at everything. Not just the PRC either. And things are still made here. In different places in this country to be sure.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 01:18 PM (T6aVk)
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>But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
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She goes to another school!
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She goes to another school!
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)
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Talarico is a spook? Nah. The only thing time he goes overcover is to sniff other men's assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
_________
His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
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Remember the "summer camp stud"? That's this twink.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)
But he says he has a Girlfriend ... No one's ever seen her though...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (nq13e)
_________
His "girlfriend" has a penis
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
And she's Canadian
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)
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Remember the "summer camp stud"? That's this twink.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)
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232 "cavemen"
Now I have to figure out how to work "Troglodyte-American" into a conversation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc)
D-E-V-O!
Now I have to figure out how to work "Troglodyte-American" into a conversation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc)
D-E-V-O!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:18 PM (wtvvX)
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235 On the plane. 20 minutes late due to "small maintenance issue."
Why I don't miss traveling one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM
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*clang*
235 On the plane. 20 minutes late due to "small maintenance issue."
Why I don't miss traveling one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:16 PM
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*clang*
Posted by: Part Falling Out of Engine at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (KDsZt)
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His "girlfriend" has a penis
Word of advice for any other brothers on the downlow - never get a girlfriend with a bigger penis then your own
Word of advice for any other brothers on the downlow - never get a girlfriend with a bigger penis then your own
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
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My business partner tells me that the local news are running some of the more egregious statements by Talarico
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (5P5DO)
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"How Can You Mend A Broken Shart ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (wrmc+)
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I've seen several episodes of Air Disasters start like this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:20 PM (c36SH)
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Al Green is a noted crusader for the rights of indigenous cavemen.
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"Piker!" -- Valerie Jarrett
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"Piker!" -- Valerie Jarrett
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:20 PM (wrmc+)
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251 My business partner tells me that the local news are running some of the more egregious statements by Talarico
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (5P5DO)
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The TX GOP is defining him as a weird freak from Austin.
He will run behind Allred.
He will raise more money than Beto, though.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (5P5DO)
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The TX GOP is defining him as a weird freak from Austin.
He will run behind Allred.
He will raise more money than Beto, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:20 PM (pT0dx)
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Cornyn may have taken AIPAC money but he failed to ask to use the Jewish Weather Machines ™. Keeping the turnout down via bad weather was Coryn's only chance
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (hpwtA)
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On the plane. 20 minutes late due to "small maintenance issue."
Well, they have to load the wing gremlin.
Anyone that looks like William Shatner with a window seat?
Well, they have to load the wing gremlin.
Anyone that looks like William Shatner with a window seat?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
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Talarico will be forced to withdraw before November. Paxton will run unopposed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (c36SH)
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250 His "girlfriend" has a penis
Word of advice for any other brothers on the downlow - never get a girlfriend with a bigger penis then your own
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Mandatory "Detachable Penis" mention.
Word of advice for any other brothers on the downlow - never get a girlfriend with a bigger penis then your own
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 27, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Mandatory "Detachable Penis" mention.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (wtvvX)
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"On the plane. 20 minutes late due to "small maintenance issue.""
I've monitored hundreds of thousands of ACARS telemetry messages. The biggest maintenance issues on airliners is ... wait for it ... lavatories. Fliers are very hard on jet lavatories.
I've monitored hundreds of thousands of ACARS telemetry messages. The biggest maintenance issues on airliners is ... wait for it ... lavatories. Fliers are very hard on jet lavatories.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Wq24h)
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Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party! Al Green, one of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country, has lost, in a landslide, his seat in Congress -- But I will miss that lunatic not screaming and violently waving his cane at me during my next State of the Union Speech.
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I love that Trump has introduced terms into the lexicon like "shithole," "covfefe," and "low IQ."
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I love that Trump has introduced terms into the lexicon like "shithole," "covfefe," and "low IQ."
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (wrmc+)
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He will run behind Allred.
Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (nq13e)
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258 Talarico will be forced to withdraw before November. Paxton will run unopposed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (c36SH)
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Nah. He'll raise money no matter how hopeless he ends up looking because CA and NY progressives are stupid.
Same with Platner in Maine. When the video of him Seig Heiling while having sex with a dude wearing an SS uniform surfaces, he won't drop out either. NY progressives will still shovel him money because campaign aligned polling will say he's gonna win.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (c36SH)
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Nah. He'll raise money no matter how hopeless he ends up looking because CA and NY progressives are stupid.
Same with Platner in Maine. When the video of him Seig Heiling while having sex with a dude wearing an SS uniform surfaces, he won't drop out either. NY progressives will still shovel him money because campaign aligned polling will say he's gonna win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (pT0dx)
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Al Green kinda reminds me of Fidel Castro
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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233 Aldi 'Emporium Selection' Cheddar:
IDK if it's real 'cheddar.' It fractures like cheddar (helps to let it dry out a bit,) and it def has more cheddar tang than comparably priced cheap 'cheddar cheese.'
Eat with gusto, but tempered by due suspicion.
Posted by: gp
Teu fact, interesting trvia:
There is only ONE farm left in the whole world that still have the original Cheddar Cave cheese mold cultures. (The farm is in Somerset -- i've actually been there.) All the other farms in the UK get their Cheddar cultures from this one guy.
And all Cheddar made outside the UK is actually "Cheddar-like dairy product," not real Cheddar cheese.
IDK if it's real 'cheddar.' It fractures like cheddar (helps to let it dry out a bit,) and it def has more cheddar tang than comparably priced cheap 'cheddar cheese.'
Eat with gusto, but tempered by due suspicion.
Posted by: gp
Teu fact, interesting trvia:
There is only ONE farm left in the whole world that still have the original Cheddar Cave cheese mold cultures. (The farm is in Somerset -- i've actually been there.) All the other farms in the UK get their Cheddar cultures from this one guy.
And all Cheddar made outside the UK is actually "Cheddar-like dairy product," not real Cheddar cheese.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (Av6i5)
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It's a bad day for senile cavemen, which means it's a good day for more fully-formed humans.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM
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This blog is so simple even a caveman can do it.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM
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This blog is so simple even a caveman can do it.
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (wrmc+)
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Oh yes. Oh to have the VA ballots audited but the VA GOP seems to be brain dead. Just like the WA GOP....
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I am going to enjoy the legal buttfuckery all the CA courts manufacture to ensure that Pratt cannot audit the L.A. election results.
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I am going to enjoy the legal buttfuckery all the CA courts manufacture to ensure that Pratt cannot audit the L.A. election results.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (73/SM)
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My bet is that Talarico will have a breakdown by November. He'll "step back" from campaigning
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (hpwtA)
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262 He will run behind Allred.
Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (nq13e)
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Colin Allred.
Ran against Cruz in 2024.
Was told he had a real shot for more than a year. Got 44% of the vote.
Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (nq13e)
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Colin Allred.
Ran against Cruz in 2024.
Was told he had a real shot for more than a year. Got 44% of the vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (pT0dx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (c36SH)
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Talarico looks like he is made up of components.
Helmet hair, no tan, big round white boy face, talks without saying anything.
Does he even exist?
What a strange person, a bit like Pete Buttjudge.
Who takes care of the kids when Buttjudge is out on the road? That weird dude he holds hands with? Anybody? Have they throw those two black kids out yet? They served their purpose.
Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Talarico looks like he is made up of components.
Helmet hair, no tan, big round white boy face, talks without saying anything.
Does he even exist?
What a strange person, a bit like Pete Buttjudge.
Who takes care of the kids when Buttjudge is out on the road? That weird dude he holds hands with? Anybody? Have they throw those two black kids out yet? They served their purpose.
Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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Colin Allred.
Ran against Cruz in 2024.
Was told he had a real shot for more than a year. Got 44% of the vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (pT0dx)
Yeah,... I remember he ran against Cruz
Ran against Cruz in 2024.
Was told he had a real shot for more than a year. Got 44% of the vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:23 PM (pT0dx)
Yeah,... I remember he ran against Cruz
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (nq13e)
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Every representative from one of those few blue districts will be a lunatic, DemSocs baying for blood.
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The non-lunatic Democrats in Congress could all share one shuttle bus from the DC airport with enough seats leftover to seat the Duggar family.
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The non-lunatic Democrats in Congress could all share one shuttle bus from the DC airport with enough seats leftover to seat the Duggar family.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (MsuQe)
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Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (nq13e)
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Colin Allred, whose sole campaign position was that Ted Cruz was going to enslave women to have babies.
Wait... Is that that lawyer that always drags out female victims of alleged crimes to shake down wealthy people ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (nq13e)
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Colin Allred, whose sole campaign position was that Ted Cruz was going to enslave women to have babies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)
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Losing your primary...so easy, a caveman can do it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (ynpvh)
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274 Colin Allred, whose sole campaign position was that Ted Cruz was going to enslave women to have babies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)
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Dobbs effect!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (HdYcL)
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Dobbs effect!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (pT0dx)
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I wish Rush could see this.
Posted by: Reforger at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (FyCqI)
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Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
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Al Green kinda reminds me of Fidel Castro
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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With a Cuban Cigar permanently stuck up his asshole.
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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With a Cuban Cigar permanently stuck up his asshole.
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (wrmc+)
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The TX GOP is defining him as a weird freak from Austin.
He will run behind Allred.
He will raise more money than Beto, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:20 PM
It's not going to matter in the end. They have 4 months to attack the freak and that is gonna leave a big mark because there is so much to attack him with just using his own statements.
He will run behind Allred.
He will raise more money than Beto, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:20 PM
It's not going to matter in the end. They have 4 months to attack the freak and that is gonna leave a big mark because there is so much to attack him with just using his own statements.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (0N4FZ)
279
Cruz ran a good ad against Allred. Already played football at Baylor. Cruz had a large man in pads hovering over a girl laid out on the ground.
"Collin Allred supports men in women's sports......"
"Collin Allred supports men in women's sports......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (c36SH)
Posted by: platner at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (v3pYe)
281
Talarico looks like he is made up of components.
Helmet hair, no tan, big round white boy face, talks without saying anything.
Does he even exist?
What a strange person, a bit like Pete Buttjudge.
Who takes care of the kids when Buttjudge is out on the road? That weird dude he holds hands with? Anybody? Have they throw those two black kids out yet? They served their purpose.
Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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You can't make babies when none of your sex partners have eggs. Blowing loads into asshole shit might create an abomination like Al Green, but not a human baby.
Helmet hair, no tan, big round white boy face, talks without saying anything.
Does he even exist?
What a strange person, a bit like Pete Buttjudge.
Who takes care of the kids when Buttjudge is out on the road? That weird dude he holds hands with? Anybody? Have they throw those two black kids out yet? They served their purpose.
Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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You can't make babies when none of your sex partners have eggs. Blowing loads into asshole shit might create an abomination like Al Green, but not a human baby.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (iFTx/)
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Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Do you mean "sired children of his own" or "has kids locked in his basement"?
Because the answer to one of those is yes, he has a lot of kids
Do you mean "sired children of his own" or "has kids locked in his basement"?
Because the answer to one of those is yes, he has a lot of kids
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
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"And all Cheddar made outside the UK is actually "Cheddar-like dairy product," not real Cheddar cheese."
Best Aldi cheese: UK origin Blue Stilton, available seasonally. When I see it, I buy it all. Very reasonably priced. I rate it 10 out of 10.
Best Aldi cheese: UK origin Blue Stilton, available seasonally. When I see it, I buy it all. Very reasonably priced. I rate it 10 out of 10.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (Wq24h)
284
Al Green looks like Eddie Munsters doll Woof Woof
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (affD0)
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280 It's not going to matter in the end. They have 4 months to attack the freak and that is gonna leave a big mark because there is so much to attack him with just using his own statements.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (0N4FZ)
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"He's a Christian who says things I like. He'll appeal to rural Texans for sure."
-CA millionaire writing a $25,000 check to the Talarico aligned Super PAC
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (0N4FZ)
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"He's a Christian who says things I like. He'll appeal to rural Texans for sure."
-CA millionaire writing a $25,000 check to the Talarico aligned Super PAC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (pT0dx)
286
Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
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I just got a great idea for the name of a Burger Joint in San Fransicko ...
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
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I just got a great idea for the name of a Burger Joint in San Fransicko ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM (wrmc+)
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277 I wish Rush could see this.
Posted by: Reforger at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (FyCqI)
I think he probably can, even though he's past caring.
Posted by: Reforger at May 27, 2026 01:25 PM (FyCqI)
I think he probably can, even though he's past caring.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 01:28 PM (LHPAg)
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Chris C00ns (Delaware, Democrat, current U.S. Senator) – Earned a Master of Divinity from Yale Divinity School in 1992
John Danforth (Missouri, Republican, former U.S. Senator) – Attended Yale Divinity School in 1963
Gary Hart (Colorado, Democrat, former U.S. Senator) – Studied at Yale Divinity School in 1961
George McGovern (South Dakota, Democrat, former U.S. Senator) – Trained at Garrett Evangelical Theological Seminary
John Danforth (Missouri, Republican, former U.S. Senator) – Attended Yale Divinity School in 1963
Gary Hart (Colorado, Democrat, former U.S. Senator) – Studied at Yale Divinity School in 1961
George McGovern (South Dakota, Democrat, former U.S. Senator) – Trained at Garrett Evangelical Theological Seminary
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2026 01:28 PM (RHGPo)
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278 Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
Or incel.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
Or incel.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:28 PM (6wpGE)
290
Allred played football at Baylor and in the NFL with the Titans. Even in football crazy Texas he lost to Cruz by 8.5%
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 01:29 PM (hpwtA)
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Does Talarico Robot have any kids? You would think a Very Conservative White Man in Texas would have lots of kids.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
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no, he totally has a girlfriend!
And you're just a creepy weirdo wanting to invade her privacy by demanding to see her.
lol
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 27, 2026 01:24 PM (och2J)
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Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
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no, he totally has a girlfriend!
And you're just a creepy weirdo wanting to invade her privacy by demanding to see her.
lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 01:29 PM (73/SM)
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290 Chris C00ns (Delaware, Democrat, current U.S. Senator) – Earned a Master of Divinity from Yale Divinity School in 1992
That guy is creepy.. He looks like a mutant toad...
That guy is creepy.. He looks like a mutant toad...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2026 01:29 PM (nq13e)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
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incel
noun
a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active
origin
1990s (originally in the form invcel): blend of involuntary and celibate
noun
a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active
origin
1990s (originally in the form invcel): blend of involuntary and celibate
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y)
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258 Talarico will be forced to withdraw before November. Paxton will run unopposed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (c36SH)
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Forced by whom? The guy is an absolute loon but he's completely without shame, clearly, so his personal sense of pride won't force him out, and the retarded Democrats in Austin and Dallas are fully behind him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:21 PM (c36SH)
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Forced by whom? The guy is an absolute loon but he's completely without shame, clearly, so his personal sense of pride won't force him out, and the retarded Democrats in Austin and Dallas are fully behind him.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (oqH4h)
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>>> I've monitored hundreds of thousands of ACARS telemetry messages. The biggest maintenance issues on airliners is ... wait for it ... lavatories. Fliers are very hard on jet lavatories.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Wq24h)
I've never used the bathroom on a plane. For me it's like using the bathroom while driving. I go before. I go after I get there. Now, I've only had one international trip. Didn't have to go then. But I could see where if I did that all the time the need might arise.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Wq24h)
I've never used the bathroom on a plane. For me it's like using the bathroom while driving. I go before. I go after I get there. Now, I've only had one international trip. Didn't have to go then. But I could see where if I did that all the time the need might arise.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)
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[From early March:]
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
Which of the six genders is Talarico?
x.com/StephenM/status/
2029543629904113817
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
Which of the six genders is Talarico?
x.com/StephenM/status/
2029543629904113817
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (wrmc+)
299
I can't wait to hear confirmation that Platner paid Talarico for a handy in a port a pottie 10 years ago...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
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So the big honcho of Harris County Rodney Ellis is heap big made at Menefee as he told Menefee his turn to run was not up yet and to not primary Green.
Ellis will find a way to fuck with Menefee.
Ellis will find a way to fuck with Menefee.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 01:32 PM (MsuQe)
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279 Al Green kinda reminds me of Fidel Castro
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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With a Cuban Cigar permanently stuck up his asshole.
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (wrmc+)
Not the humidor I was looking for...
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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With a Cuban Cigar permanently stuck up his asshole.
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:26 PM (wrmc+)
Not the humidor I was looking for...
Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at May 27, 2026 01:32 PM (ynpvh)
303
Talaricos GF is Georgia Glass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
304
Talafreako
LOL, the Dems think "I didn't say the things I said and besides you're taking them out of context!!" is going to work.
LOL, the Dems think "I didn't say the things I said and besides you're taking them out of context!!" is going to work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (73/SM)
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@278
>>Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
This may be the greatest metaphor in the history of metaphors.
>>Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
This may be the greatest metaphor in the history of metaphors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)
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299 >>> I've monitored hundreds of thousands of ACARS telemetry messages. The biggest maintenance issues on airliners is ... wait for it ... lavatories. Fliers are very hard on jet lavatories.
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Wq24h)
I've never used the bathroom on a plane. For me it's like using the bathroom while driving. I go before. I go after I get there. Now, I've only had one international trip. Didn't have to go then. But I could see where if I did that all the time the need might arise.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)
That's kinda hard to refrain from withoutDepends Astronaut diapers on those trans-Pacific flights, like to Australia...
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Wq24h)
I've never used the bathroom on a plane. For me it's like using the bathroom while driving. I go before. I go after I get there. Now, I've only had one international trip. Didn't have to go then. But I could see where if I did that all the time the need might arise.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)
That's kinda hard to refrain from without
Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (ynpvh)
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And I'm an aerospace engineer, going to the bathroom on a plane just feels wrong. It would be like being a painter and then pissing on your paintings. I guess if you were some kind of country craft artist and you painted toilets then it would be ok.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)
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Talaricos GF is Georgia Glass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
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Whore!
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
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Whore!
Posted by: Jan Brady at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (2UnvF)
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Former President Joe Biden has filed a lawsuit against the Justice Department seeking to block the release of files related to interviews he conducted with a biographer that later became a central part of a special counsel investigation into his handling of classified documents.
Biden's lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia seeks to block the Justice Department from releasing about 70 hours of audio files and transcripts to the House Judiciary Committee from interviews with ghostwriter Mark Zwonitzer that were used for his 2017 memoir "Promise Me, Dad." The interviews were conducted in 2016 and 2017.
Former President Joe Biden has filed a lawsuit against the Justice Department seeking to block the release of files related to interviews he conducted with a biographer that later became a central part of a special counsel investigation into his handling of classified documents.
Biden's lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia seeks to block the Justice Department from releasing about 70 hours of audio files and transcripts to the House Judiciary Committee from interviews with ghostwriter Mark Zwonitzer that were used for his 2017 memoir "Promise Me, Dad." The interviews were conducted in 2016 and 2017.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (Cqx++)
310
"He's a Christian who says things I like. He'll appeal to rural Texans for sure."
-CA millionaire writing a $25,000 check to the Talarico aligned Super PAC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM
Already happened during the recently completed republican primary. cornyn got a butt ton of outside money and outspent paxton 9-1 and still managed to get stomped by 28 points. Just sayin......
While the loss that talerico is going to get might not be by 28 points, he is gonna get beaten nonetheless.
-CA millionaire writing a $25,000 check to the Talarico aligned Super PAC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:27 PM
Already happened during the recently completed republican primary. cornyn got a butt ton of outside money and outspent paxton 9-1 and still managed to get stomped by 28 points. Just sayin......
While the loss that talerico is going to get might not be by 28 points, he is gonna get beaten nonetheless.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (0N4FZ)
311
Talarico goes into a bar. "Give me six shots of your hardest booze," he says.
"What's the occasion?" asks the bartender.
"My first blowjob."
"Congrats, have an extra shot on the house!"
"Nah, that's okay," Talarico says. "If six shots won't get the taste out of my mouth, then another shot won't make a difference."
"What's the occasion?" asks the bartender.
"My first blowjob."
"Congrats, have an extra shot on the house!"
"Nah, that's okay," Talarico says. "If six shots won't get the taste out of my mouth, then another shot won't make a difference."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)
312
Now, a different tech with some part is needed, but they don't know when he'll be here.
40 minute delay and counting.
40 minute delay and counting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (c36SH)
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The Sharia Party....""Leading N.J. Dem Congressional candidate Adam Hamawy volunteered with Al-Qaida-tied group in Bosnia"
"Hamawy worked with Benevolence International Foundation, later shuttered as an Al-Qaida front".
Democrat after democrat candidate with ties to islamo-nazis. There is a plan. Muslim Brotherhood laid it out way back. Has not changed.
"Hamawy worked with Benevolence International Foundation, later shuttered as an Al-Qaida front".
Democrat after democrat candidate with ties to islamo-nazis. There is a plan. Muslim Brotherhood laid it out way back. Has not changed.
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)
314
Talaricos GF is Georgia Glass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
***
ISWYDT
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
***
ISWYDT
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (affD0)
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Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y
You'd think that would be somewhat insulting to the Muslims gathered there, since she isn't Muslim.
You'd think that would be somewhat insulting to the Muslims gathered there, since she isn't Muslim.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (ELdpA)
316
NFL with the Titans. Even in football crazy Texas he lost to Cruz by 8.5%
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 01:29 PM (hpwtA)
Houston has kind of a problem with the Titans/Oilers. Might explain some of that percentage.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 01:29 PM (hpwtA)
Houston has kind of a problem with the Titans/Oilers. Might explain some of that percentage.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (k9OZB)
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AOC is wearing a hijab today for Eid:
https://tinyurl.com/kvhv5xcz
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y)
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Emerging Infections Day?
Explosive Improvised Devices?
Early Identification of Devils?
https://tinyurl.com/kvhv5xcz
Posted by: beckster at May 27, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y)
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Emerging Infections Day?
Explosive Improvised Devices?
Early Identification of Devils?
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (wrmc+)
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The funniest part of the next 4 months is going to be Talafreako recycling Cornyn's ads.
and the frustration at "why are they not working?!!"
and the frustration at "why are they not working?!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (73/SM)
319
312
Already happened during the recently completed republican primary. cornyn got a butt ton of outside money and outspent paxton 9-1 and still managed to get stomped by 28 points. Just sayin......
While the loss that talerico is going to get might not be by 28 points, he is gonna get beaten nonetheless.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (0N4FZ)
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Oh, I know.
It's just...his campaign isn't going to just stop. He'll be raking in cash until polls close.
Same with Platner.
Which is going to make defending Ossoff in GA and Cooper in NC that much harder.
Those races are in the bag, don't you know. No need to pay attention. Instead, throw millions at the guy who's definitely going to lose in Texas.
Already happened during the recently completed republican primary. cornyn got a butt ton of outside money and outspent paxton 9-1 and still managed to get stomped by 28 points. Just sayin......
While the loss that talerico is going to get might not be by 28 points, he is gonna get beaten nonetheless.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (0N4FZ)
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Oh, I know.
It's just...his campaign isn't going to just stop. He'll be raking in cash until polls close.
Same with Platner.
Which is going to make defending Ossoff in GA and Cooper in NC that much harder.
Those races are in the bag, don't you know. No need to pay attention. Instead, throw millions at the guy who's definitely going to lose in Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (pT0dx)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (3uBP9)
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NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (c36SH)
322
310 Talaricos GF is Georgia Glass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
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Whore!
Posted by: Jan Brady at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (2UnvF)
She goes to another school.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
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Whore!
Posted by: Jan Brady at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (2UnvF)
She goes to another school.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (6wpGE)
323
"I'm an aerospace engineer" You folks have the coolest jobs!
Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (Wq24h)
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"Chris C00ns (Delaware, Democrat, current U.S. Senator) – Earned a Master of Divinity from Yale Divinity School in 1992"
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Elected because Democrats said his Republican opponent was a witch.
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Elected because Democrats said his Republican opponent was a witch.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 27, 2026 01:36 PM (MsuQe)
325
You'd think that would be somewhat insulting to the Muslims gathered there, since she isn't Muslim.
Nah. They'll see it as a sign of surrender. And they'll be correct.
Nah. They'll see it as a sign of surrender. And they'll be correct.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 01:37 PM (vTZFs)
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316 Talaricos GF is Georgia Glass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
***
ISWYDT
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (affD0)
I don't.
: (
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 27, 2026 01:33 PM (/+uur)
***
ISWYDT
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 27, 2026 01:35 PM (affD0)
I don't.
: (
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:38 PM (6wpGE)
327
When I was four years old, we flew to NYC for my oldest brother's wedding. When I came out of the lavatory, I exclaimed in a voice loud enough for the whole plane to hear, and to much amusement, "Daddy, I went to the bathroom on an airplane!"
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)
328
>>Dude is gayer than nine guys blowing ten guys.
This may be the greatest metaphor in the history of metaphors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)
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lmao
I love this place ...
This may be the greatest metaphor in the history of metaphors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)
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lmao
I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 27, 2026 01:40 PM (wrmc+)
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AI says:
George Glass is an imaginary boyfriend invented by middle child Jan Brady in the classic 1970 sitcom The Brady Bunch. Described as "tall, dark, and handsome," he was created so Jan could save face when her family asked about her dating life.
George Glass is an imaginary boyfriend invented by middle child Jan Brady in the classic 1970 sitcom The Brady Bunch. Described as "tall, dark, and handsome," he was created so Jan could save face when her family asked about her dating life.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 01:40 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
331
Talarico's wiki bio is a complete whitewash. Makes him sound downright reasonable.
Under the 'Personal life' section, it only has what church he goes to.
Under the 'Personal life' section, it only has what church he goes to.
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 01:44 PM (ZxPkt)
332
Making them defend their votes is a tool. Giving them any cover is also giving them cover.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 27, 2026 01:48 PM (cS1cw)
333
As a guy if you want to grow a beard you have to shave the scraggly area on the high cheeks - whatever sort of beard you want.
Posted by: 18-1
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No you don't. I've had a full beard for... uhhh.... 1978.. carry the one... 48 years and a razor hasn't touched my face in all those years. Scissors to cut it back and trim it. That's it.
Now, I may be uglier as a result, but it's just a matter of degree.
I was looking like Tony Beets for awhile, but I'm a couple of months past that, so a shearing for summer is on the "gotta get rountoit" list.
Posted by: 18-1
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No you don't. I've had a full beard for... uhhh.... 1978.. carry the one... 48 years and a razor hasn't touched my face in all those years. Scissors to cut it back and trim it. That's it.
Now, I may be uglier as a result, but it's just a matter of degree.
I was looking like Tony Beets for awhile, but I'm a couple of months past that, so a shearing for summer is on the "gotta get rountoit" list.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 27, 2026 02:09 PM (Bf+vG)
334
I've never used the bathroom on a plane. For me it's like using the bathroom while driving. I go before. I go after I get there. Now, I've only had one international trip. Didn't have to go then. But I could see where if I did that all the time the need might arise.
Posted by: banana Dream
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It must be nice, having a digestive system that runs on schedule, like the Japanese trains.
My gut is more freestyle, and when you gotta go, you gotta go.
I've never contributed to ACARS repoort, though.
Posted by: banana Dream
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It must be nice, having a digestive system that runs on schedule, like the Japanese trains.
My gut is more freestyle, and when you gotta go, you gotta go.
I've never contributed to ACARS repoort, though.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 27, 2026 02:22 PM (Bf+vG)
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Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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