Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 26, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here and so are you. What a combination! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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We still haven't hit climate doomsday. And we never will!

It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.

Mt. Kilimanjaro still has snow and Glacier National Park still has glaciers.

Here's why we are not doomed: pic.twitter.com/397ZSY5iNs
— John Stossel (@JohnStossel) May 24, 2026

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The guys will understand

It's a different kind of pain!

😂 pic.twitter.com/TQUGFj61fs
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 22, 2026

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My once great home state can't get the smaller, single span Key Bridge rebuilt - but sure, let's go ahead and plan for a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Much longer and two spans. Great idea!

When will a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge arrive?

Despite the dreary weather this Memorial Day weekend, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge has been very congested with holiday traffic at times – especially after a crash at the start of the eastbound span Friday morning – leaving some drivers wondering when relief will finally come for the aging bridge.

State officials are planning to replace the current bridge with two wider, safer spans, but it’s going to take a while and depend on funding.
After studying alternatives such as building new bridges elsewhere, in December 2025, the Maryland Transportation Authority (MDTA) board voted unanimously on a plan that would lead to two new four-lane bridge spans (both with shoulders this time!) that would be built next to the current two spans. The old spans would be torn down.

I'm going to start some kind of non-profit which specializes in some obscure thing that has to be done whenever there is a bridge design / build. Need to get me a piece of that sweet state government largess!

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On to a construction project that is actually making progress

Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight.
President Donald Trump is hosting the UFC Freedom 250 event on the South Lawn on Sunday, June 14, which will mark Flag Day, the day Congress approved the design of a national flag, and the president's 80th birthday.
Tickets are not listed for the 8 p.m. event, which will be available to watch on Paramount+, according to the UFC Freedom 250 website.
Crews have already started assembling the semi-circular structure on the lawn just behind the octagon and stands for people to watch. The structure was made in Pennsylvania and shipped to D.C.
Dana White, the CEO of the UFC, said he plans to keep the White House the backdrop for every fight.

This should be a really kewl event!

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1976 was a great year for albums. Check out this Wikipedia page to see for yourself

Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com

Spoiler alert - they got #1 wrong. It can only be Frampton Comes Alive. No argument to the contrary holds any water.

The article is worth checking out, though. Lots of good albums on that list!

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 05-25-2026

AoSHQ Commenter Statistics:
Number of posts: 85
Number of comments: 20516
Number of unique hashes: 1611

Top 10 commenters:
1 [382 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films' [54.25 posts/day]
2 [305 comments] 'four seasons '
3 [299 comments] 'whig'
4 [299 comments] 'Aetius451AD work phone '
5 [293 comments] 'Quarter Twenty '
6 [279 comments] 'gKWVE'
7 [263 comments] '18-1'
8 [263 comments] ' Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _'
9 [258 comments] 'San Franpsycho'
10 [257 comments] 'Common Tater'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [204 names] 'Psychotherapy' [28.97 unique names/day]
2 [164 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
3 [63 names] 'Eric Draven'
4 [61 names] 'gKWVE'
5 [37 names] 'Count de Monet'
6 [33 names] 'Duncanthrax'
7 [30 names] '18-1'
8 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Napoleonitan'
9 [28 names] 'mikeski'
10 [24 names] 'Not a florida man, yet'

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1 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:00 PM (DuLyh)

2
Beautiful picture Doof. Thanks.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

3 Very cool picture, Doof.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:01 PM (Wmg4n)

4 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Yee-haw, Texas! 🤠🤠🤠

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 26, 2026 10:02 PM (SRRAx)

5 But quickly from downstairs:

583 The meat ones with a sausage seem like pigs in a blanket.

There is a place in Burnet called Gude’s that has something they call boudin kolaches. They are amazing. I stop there every time I go cross country to I10.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2026

Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

6 AI!

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (GD0B3)

7 MAYES MIDDLETON WINS THE TEXAS PRIMARY
_NBC

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (ZwdAr)

8 I saw Gary Wright and Peter Frampton open for The Beach Boys in '76 at Three Rivers Stadium. Wright gave a great opening act but Frampton brought the house down. After his set was finish, most of the concert goers left before the Beach Boys even got started.

We all came to see Frampton.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (DuLyh)

9 Nice filter on the top pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 The old dude at the job interview got it right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 10:04 PM (snZF9)

11 Evenin’, Doof, and All.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)

12 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - strategic ONT reserve director dino at May 26, 2026 10:05 PM (cCn4/)

13 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?

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Of course. Bakery in San Francisco. A Boulangerie.

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3)

14 State officials are planning to replace the current bridge with two wider, safer spans, but it’s going to take a while and depend on funding.

Translation: it'll depend on when we can con the Feds into funding it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (Riz8t)

15 Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight.

Not any more! Cease work injunction issued. BAMN!
- Judge Pakalolo

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)

16 The old dude at the job interview got it right.

Yes he did. And I don't care if you like it or not.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (Riz8t)

17 Middleton's win is good news for Paxton. Roy was probably going to screw Paxton.
Hopefully Middleton will perform in office like Paxton did.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)

18 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:07 PM (Xdfhw)

19 Wow, this is the first week in a long time in the which I haven’t made the Top Ten commenters. Work must agree with me.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (77rzZ)

20 Mayes Middleton sounds like a law firm.
Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)

21
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (HdYcL)

22 A new theory about dinosaur extinction....

https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (qx7Zg)

23
Bulg,

I made the list. Never in all the years has that happened.

I'm kinda ashamed.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

24 Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.

Now yer just flexin' on me.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (vTZFs)

25 This is an outrage!

Posted by: Manbearpig at May 26, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

26 Carried over:

537 Just how do you milk an almond, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 26, 2026 09:30 PM (2Ez/1)

I'm glad you asked! Going beyond the basics, this 2018 documentary covers things like why they phased out trained gerbils in favor of mechanical tandem milkers, and the importance of properly sexing your nuts.

Know Ideas Media - Nut Milking EXPOSED
https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw

Posted by: SciVo at May 26, 2026 10:10 PM (Sy6m/)

27 willowed:

After Banana Dream's comment about a statue of Lady Liberty, I generated one. Someone made a suggestion about the eagle, so I generated a newer version. This one looks pretty good, I think!

https://ibb.co/XrrfNjgL

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (/ZkOF)

28
Boudin kolaches are good but too messy to eat while driving.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (HdYcL)

29 Good evening morons en bedankt Disko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

30 Evening all,

I hope you are all doing well.

We have a spacewalk in the morning. It should last about 5 hours.

Roscosmos - Russian Spacewalk #66
Kud-Sverchkov & Mikaev - ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: May 27, 2026
Time: 10:15 a.m. EDT (1415 UTC, 16:15 CEST)

https://youtu.be/vZdKumkVDbQ

Posted by: Joyenz at May 26, 2026 10:12 PM (2F0/Y)

31 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

32 And not a tube of Preparation H in sight!

Posted by: John Cornyn (what a show) at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

33 Middleton - Oil, cattle, and land. He's from ETeX so that's a caution. Good CV, degree and JD from UT.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZwdAr)

34 Those cherry blossoms lit up are purty.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (2PamV)

35 Just how do you milk an almond, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Makes Shake Weight motion.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (2PamV)

36 Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Borzois are Amish?

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

37 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Prayers up.

Posted by: Vendette at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (PrsTH)

38 33

My son is a Lawhorn.

Posted by: mnw at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (RCjYY)

39 Saw one of my favorite pics on TCM last weekend: The Steel Helmet. It’s the first Korean War movie, made in ‘51 while the war was still going on.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

40 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

That is hard, Mr Doof. I am sorry. Prayers for you and your Mom.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (Xdfhw)

41 If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Done.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

42 Oy I'm on the wall of shame. Let this be our secret.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

43 Looking at the map, Cornyn took Travis county (of course), Dallas (by a nose), and Kenedy county by a 75%/25% margin! By actual count, thats 6 to 2. Oddly, the city of Kenedy is not in Kenedy county. Not even close actually.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)

44 Yawn yawn. Buncha text. Nice pic up top, but not much in the post grabbed me tonight.

Oh, wait a minute!
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
8 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Napoleonitan'

Wow, that was a great ONT, Doofy. Thanks.
😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me vain? at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (0poB+)

45 Prayer up, Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)

46 Been praying all day, Doof. And will continue. You have a very strong faith, lean into it. 💕

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (Wmg4n)

47 Prayers up here too, Doof.

Posted by: mnw at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (RCjYY)

48 Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com
++++++++++++++++

Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.

And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

49 *Begins stalking Doof*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)

50 Prayers for your mom and you, Doof.

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)

51 is this why she left?

@nicksortor
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55m
🚨 JUST IN: Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

52 I'm kinda ashamed.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
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Let us never speak of this again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

53
Prayers for you and your Mom.

It is a difficult situation.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)

54 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (bfy6w)

55 Hi, Piper. Hope you and yours are well:

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

56 *But also prays for Doof's mom*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 10:19 PM (+0Wk3)

57 Sponge missing from the top lists. Did he take the week off?

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

58 31 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Oh noooo ...

Prayers up !

Posted by: browndog says woof at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (3sXRv)

59 Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I have "What is spoken at a 20 year high school reunion?" for $1000 Alex.

(and at the 50 year gathering, it still wasn't but I did detect a very slight nod)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (DuLyh)

60 Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Prayers for your mom. I hope she starts feeling better.

Posted by: Joyenz at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (2F0/Y)

61 Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios

I was neither as happy nor as unhappy with her Attorney General-ing as some were but that just sucks. I wish her well.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)

62 Woo-hoo.
Top five in both categories!

(buffs nails on lapel)

Mom and dad would be so proud.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (2Ez/1)

63 I really, really hate that Frampton album. It's good the first 4 quadrillion times you hear it on the radio, but it's all downhill the next 30 billion.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (tUj8P)

64
I blame the drought here for making the list.

We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (3ek7K)

65 57 Sponge, like Muldoon, is AI.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

66 The quality of the UFC has really diminished over the years. Most of these matchups turn into sparing sessions and go to the judges.

These bouts should never go to the judges. The fighters should decide who wins or it would be acceptable if the ref or the doctor make a ruling. Offer incentives for KO or TKO. I don't want to see sparing on PPV.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D1E+2)

67 18 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10

There is no liver boudin, it’s pork, rice, trinity, cayenne and other spices. If you had someone put liver in it, yuckaroo. The real stuff is very good. Not smooshy. It’s back swamp, bayou food.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)

68 Good job, Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (LHPAg)

69 Elric may be AI, too.

Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)

70 Doof's albums released in 1976 listed Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight".

Great year for music and the Bicentennial.

Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)

71 She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Definitely for you and yours.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (oyck1)

72 64
I blame the drought here for making the list.

We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.

Posted by: four season
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blame it on the sun
The sun that didn't shine
blame it on the wind and the trees

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (ZwdAr)

73 Prayers up, Doof.

Posted by: RandomDave at May 26, 2026 10:25 PM (aJQbY)

74 Let's bring back Gasohole.

Posted by: A Former Transportation Secretary at May 26, 2026 10:25 PM (rgnea)

75 Doof's albums released in 1976 listed Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight".

They parlayed that one song into a short run TV show. In retrospect, it was a weird time.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)

76
The dog groomer will be at 7:30 in the morning.

Busy season for her and at least we don't have to wait around all day.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:26 PM (3ek7K)

77 Hope she gets to doing better, Doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

78 There is no liver boudin, it’s pork, rice, trinity, cayenne and other spices. If you had someone put liver in it, yuckaroo. The real stuff is very good. Not smooshy. It’s back swamp, bayou food.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)

What I had didn't make me want for more. That's for sure. I'm guessing it was crappy boudin.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (Xdfhw)

79 Bulg #65 57 Sponge, like Muldoon, is AI.

Muldoon couldn't be AI. Not only is AI not clever, it has no comprehension of The Pun.

The rest of us, OTOH…

Posted by: mindful webworker - Real Ignorance at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (0poB+)

80 The dog groomer will be at 7:30 in the morning.

Make sure the shotguns are all locked up before she gets there.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (vTZFs)

81
Oddbob,

Lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:28 PM (3ek7K)

82 Howdy, horde.

Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

*****Congratulations to Texas*****

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

83 Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

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"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"

/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg

Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (OLFlC)

84 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

Eeek. Prayers up.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (tUj8P)

85 Y'all are the best. Even those of you who usually annoy me!

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

86 This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM

Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

87 Eeek. Prayers up.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM
*******
Amen.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)

88
Having a mobile dog groomer is great.

We don't have to wrassle the dogs getting them in and out of the car.

They still hate us though, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)

89 t. Even those of you who usually annoy me!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

I feel seen!

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

90
Annoyance is part of life, right?

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:32 PM (3ek7K)

91 Schweddy Balls are the best.

Posted by: Pete Schweddy at May 26, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)

92
Sweaty balls? eeewwww

Lol

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:34 PM (3ek7K)

93 Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

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"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"

/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (OLFlC)

But Bozoberg, you have to allow it. You're going in with top billing on the Amateur Card!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:34 PM (qx7Zg)

94 Howdy everyone. If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital. Very weak from one or more infections. Sleeping a lot. Not really talking when she's alert for a few minutes.

This sucks.
Posted by: Doof
**********
Prayers up Doof. We know how difficult this can be.

Posted by: The Grateful at May 26, 2026 10:35 PM (fxQq5)

95 Did I mention that having the use of only one leg sucks donkey balls.

Oh well, there’s always Gin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)

96 Even those of you who usually annoy me!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

I feel seen!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)
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You're beyond "usually" and into "always" territory!

Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

97
91 Schweddy Balls are the best.

Here it is:
https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (2Ez/1)

98
Thomas,

I still want you to have a parrot 🦜

We can start a Go Fund Me.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:37 PM (3ek7K)

99 Chocolate salty balls were the best

https://tinyurl.com/49x8xcfw

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Xdfhw)

100 Prayers up for Momma Doof.

And to Doof and the rest of the family 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 26, 2026 10:39 PM (SRRAx)

101 You're beyond "usually" and into "always" territory!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

🤣😂

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)

102 Doof a prayer for your mom's complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

103 @98

>> I still want you to have a parrot.

I have in fact ordered a parrot, it arrives tomorrow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

104 Doof, Prayers sent from JTB and me. We have a go bag by the door with crosswords, books, tablets, cords, snacks, soda and rosaries for such events. Always hope it isnt' needed, but if it is then helpful for times of waiting and giving comfort to loved ones.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (yTvNw)

105 Thank you Mr. Doof!

Don't have much to add to the conversation tonight.

Starting to look like we're out of the woods with the chemical tank in Garbage Grove.

One of the local High Schools announced no more in-person classes this year as they are an evacuation center. Could not help thinking 'here we go again....'

Hope everyone in the horde got some rest yesterday and started the week well.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (Zlsre)

106 Off to bed. Y’all have a good night!

Mama Doof in bedtime prayers without question.

Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (Wmg4n)

107 Doof, I pray your mother recovers quickly and completely.

Then she can swap between baking cookies and saying, "I heard that, you have a chest cold!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (qx7Zg)

108 Thomas,

I still want you to have a parrot 🦜

We can start a Go Fund Me.

Posted by: four seasons

I know where you can get a Norwegian Blue cheap.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:42 PM (WrUWN)

109 Prayers for Doof's mom.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (WrUWN)

110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

111 @overton_news
·
58m
Senator John Cornyn invokes a Theodore Roosevelt quote from 1910 during his concession speech — after suffering a devastating primary loss to Ken Paxton.

CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

112 Robert the Cat (TM) news: nothing today, really. He found a tiny Amazon box interesting, so I got out a larger, cat-can-fit box. He was unimpressed.

In other news, I still think "The Beyond" is a stupid Italian horror movie, but I have to admit Grindhouse's 4K release looks outstanding.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

113 Bulg, how was your first tutee?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

114 I have in fact ordered a parrot, it arrives tomorrow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)

You can name it Amy Schumer.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

115
Years ago I let myself get talked into taking a parrot from a friend who was moving.

Meanest SOB ever.

Luckily they wanted him back after a few months.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:46 PM (3ek7K)

116 Parrots.

Better fried or roasted?

Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:46 PM (Jr+re)

117 That list isn't bad. 1976 was a good year. I had a couple of those albums.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

118 Not quite Victory Tits, but in the ballpark....

https://youtu.be/q5wpO4BJn4o?t=27

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)

119
LRob,

Dead, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (3ek7K)

120 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

So. He's a sad loser who wants to play the victim. His constituents (I am one) were repeatedly fucked over. We told him to EABOD. He can go cry into his bank account.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:48 PM (Xdfhw)

121 Well, it’s not a live parrot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)

122 “The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
-
When has John Cornyn strove valiantly?

Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (vSvIl)

123
The only thing he is sad about is that sweet taxpayer money.

No more.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (3ek7K)

124
Cornyn didn't strive to do jack, valiantly or not.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (HdYcL)

125 Well, it’s not a live parrot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)

Is he pinin' for the fjords?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:51 PM (Xdfhw)

126 Is that saying how Cornyn justified years of screwing over his constituents?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (WrUWN)

127 So. He's a sad loser who wants to play the victim. His constituents (I am one) were repeatedly fucked over. We told him to EABOD. He can go cry into his bank account.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

What a fucking asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (+aHIC)

128
Thomas,

You won't have to be worried the plastic one will rip off your face.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)

129 41 If you're so inclined, prayers requested for my mom. She's back in the hospital.
Posted by: Doof

Done.
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

Ditto.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (Wb3wE)

130 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

-----

Blow it out your ass, John.

And go away. You're presence is no longer necessary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (BI5O2)

131 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

132 121 Well, it’s not a live parrot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's dead?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+aHIC)

133 13 Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?

==

Of course. Bakery in San Francisco. A Boulangerie.

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3)

When I used to fly to Bakersfield on business I would route my way through San Fransisco just to get their bread in the Airport

Posted by: javems at May 26, 2026 10:55 PM (zFsEm)

134 Piper, that's what my coonass relatives call boudn blanc. Boudin as I know it is blood sausage. And some peeps do roll it into balls and fry it. Can't remember the name for that version.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 10:55 PM (Vvh2V)

135 Checked out the wiki list of albums. Had a couple dozen of them back then, got a few moar now on CD.

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (rdVOm)

136 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

*snort*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (Xdfhw)

137 Boudin is blood sausage, no liver needed.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (jTgrB)

138
Cornyn was a frightened little pussy with the guts of three mice who thought it more important to get along with the Democrats than represent his state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL)

139 48 Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com
++++++++++++++++

Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.

And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

agreed, on both counts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 10:57 PM (Wb3wE)

140
I think parrots get mean because they have to live in a cage.

They need to be free.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)

141 "Y’all know what boudin is, though, right?"

S.F.'s former District Attorney.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 10:58 PM (W5mpo)

142 A new theory about dinosaur extinction....

https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's chuckle-y

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (W5mpo)

143
Good run for PDJT. Deposuit potetens de sede.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (HdYcL)

144 Maureen "ZioCamp" Galindo is not going to be the D nominee in TX-35.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

145 @nypost
·
9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t

Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)

146 I see that TRex had a top album in 1976. Is he that old? He doesn't seem that old.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:00 PM (Xdfhw)

147 Ice Cube speaks for me tonight
youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

148 Maureen "ZioCamp" Galindo is not going to be the D nominee in TX-35.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

She's the vile scrunt that was gonna put us h8ters in the ovens, yes?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:02 PM (Xdfhw)

149

Who was the commenter here who was always bitching about Bondi?

Something to remember is we never know what people are dealing with.

She has cancer. I wish the best for her.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)

150 9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black

It seemed like a great platform to run on at the time...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)

151 LOL the old man interview. That's me.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3uBP9)

152 I bet John Cornyn is pretty depressed right now. Maybe my dog can cheer him up.

Posted by: Scottsbluff, NE Woman at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)

153 Theodore Roosevelt could talk shit like that because he led a cavalry charge uphill.

John Cornyn is no Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (+n72I)

154 CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”

“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”

“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”

Right, you weren't even *in* the arena douchebag. You were over in the enemy camp drinking their booze and cutting deals. Your "err" is thinking you wouldn't be tossed out on your silly ass for your treachery, dickhead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (snZF9)

155 I lived in Lafayette LA for a few years, just up from Broussard. Never saw blood in Boudin, and I do like blood sausage.

Posted by: javems at May 26, 2026 11:05 PM (zFsEm)

156 Still haven't called RR Commissioner?
Looks like barely a 2% difference I'm Middleton's favor

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 26, 2026 11:05 PM (VCgbV)

157 Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
-
Obviously, one can only conclude that Mossad controls our elections.

/progs, probably

Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2026 11:07 PM (vSvIl)

158 I have always liked Texas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

159 s/parrots/boobs/
s/cage/bra/

Posted by: banana Dream - chicks dig posix skills at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (3uBP9)

160 I mean French not Middleton...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (VCgbV)

161 These bouts should never go to the judges. The fighters should decide who wins or it would be acceptable if the ref or the doctor make a ruling. Offer incentives for KO or TKO. I don't want to see sparing on PPV.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D1E+2)

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2026 11:07 PM (QDJ2U)
===

I'm hearing Star Trek bongos in the background.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)

162 145 @nypost
·
9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black
---

If anyone's into feet, that girl's got a pair.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (ZwdAr)

163 It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.

This is the single most powerful answer to global warming.

We have had 12 years to save the world for 50 years and yet we are still here.

Of course the irony is with a bunch of lefty oligarchs wanting data centers now which will require incredible amounts of energy you can see them pulling their money out of "Fossil Fuels are going to kill us!" to "Hey don't you want to be able to see your favorite celeb nekkid for a low low price?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (sKqQm)

164 110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO

Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

165 Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.

Speaking of Graham Platner has he formerly won the D primary?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)

166 Burnet and Edwards county not reporting
If Ken wins those it is SWEEP

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (/+uur)

167 I predicted none of Al Gore's predictions would come true. Do I get any credit? No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

168 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

He knocked his dick in the dirt

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

169 164 110 Chicago.
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)

There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

100%

Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (y171U)

170 168 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

He knocked his dick in the dirt
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Cornyn has a dick?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+n72I)

171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

Concur

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

172 >From the New York Post:

Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.

********

Insane, antisemitic sex therapists.
Is there anything they DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2Ez/1)

173 ✓Ken Paxton 783,138 64.0%
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0

And about 250k more R votes over 2014...

Turns out having a candidate the voters wants helps you know GOPe...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)

174 I predicted none of Al Gore's predictions would come true. Do I get any credit? No.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

What are the odds he creates a new version, vs. editing the old one with new dates of destruction?

I think he lets an AI edit the dates, whether on-screen, spoken, or in the subtitles, and publishes it as a new Blu-Ray release at $79.99.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

175 $125 million for 36%.
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)

176 159 s/parrots/boobs/
s/cage/bra/
Posted by: banana Dream
-------
You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (2Ez/1)

177 171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

Concur
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

sort of like Genesis.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (Wb3wE)

178 Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+n72I)

It was Carl Rovers dick that got knocked out of McCornyns mouth into the dirt

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (/+uur)

179 69 Elric may be AI, too.
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)

ARiK is most definitely NOT AI!

Yeah, I know....show up at a MoMeet and prove it....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)

180
Galileo has the big glasses that make them think they are smart.

Didn't work for her. Maybe she can get a refund.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (3ek7K)

181 Another great thing from 1976:

heirloomroses.com/products/america-1

A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!

(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")

Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

182 To his credit, Al Gore did blaze a trail in streaming TV. Unfortunately that trail led to Al Jazeera.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

183 So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (Vvh2V)

184 What a frickin drubbing !. I hope Rowe and his cabal of soft, Trump- hating GOPies get the message.

Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (E31IE)

185 John Cornyn Republican 53.5% 5,962,983
MJ Hegar Democratic 43.9% 4,888,764

Who da fuck was MJ

I hopes to see Tallarico down 2 Million votes.

Start right now sending note and calls.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur)

186 86 This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM

Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

Same here Doof. Though I don't know if they can get past the dirigible nets.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 11:20 PM (QGaXH)

187 183 So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.

That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (Vvh2V)

The other 60% want them to move to Ghettos
Adjacent to the Camps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)

188 177 171 There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath

Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)

One of the best songs ever
https://tinyurl.com/5heet6cu

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:21 PM (Xdfhw)

189 There are two eras: Terry Kath, Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet

Concur
Posted by: Diogenes

Chicago
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)

190 $125 million for 36%.

Shows that sometimes you just can’t buy an election. I hope that holds true in the Georgia Republican primary runoff for governor in June.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

191 175 $125 million for 36%.
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)

$125 M
Trump should go on TV and point out the SWAMP dick burned thru that money for NADA nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (/+uur)

192 Some how I botched the URL for the Chicago video in previous comment.

This one works.

https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (glnUu)

193 Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
-------

Not any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (ZwdAr)

194 Chicago
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___

Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)

*checks watch*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (+0Wk3)

195 There's another rino roaming South Dakota. Dusty Johnson. actual Blazing Saddles character right there.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

196 Shows that sometimes you just can’t buy an election. I hope that holds true in the Georgia Republican primary runoff for governor in June.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Who cares about the primary
Beat Jack Offfesss

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

197 I'm going to start some kind of non-profit which specializes in some obscure thing that has to be done whenever there is a bridge design / build. Need to get me a piece of that sweet state government largess!

TPS reports. Gotta have em in before the approval process. Yeah, so if you could go ahead and work on those over the weekend, that'd be great...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 26, 2026 11:25 PM (nbLIj)

198 For another $125 million I woulda sold him a dozen Xerox machines.

Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 11:25 PM (oq9dX)

199 Try these links. One of these has to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)

200 If you're missing the Steve Inman videos, I'm getting a lot of real life isn't GTA V shorts in my rotation.

https://youtube.com/shorts/pH63cAdxXy4

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

201 Another great thing from 1976:

heirloomroses.com/products/america-1

A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!

(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

The one I planted last year (pot, but gets near all day direct sun) is STILL alive. Considering the winter we had: multiple single digit temps, a couple ice storms, snow- i did not expect it to survive. I have never had one survive through the winter before. Maybe it was the direct sun.

Its supposed to be a Coral Knockout. Had red and yellow blossoms when it first put them out but has settled into a pink similar to the one you linked. Nastiest thorns on any rose bush I have ever grown too. Thinnest, sharpest little bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 11:28 PM (zZu0s)

202 Prayers for you and Mom and your boys, Doof.

Peace and comfort and love.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2026 11:29 PM (A5RD0)

203 Prayers up for ma Doof.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 26, 2026 11:32 PM (9gKa/)

204 Suffah Cornyn. Suffah.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 11:32 PM (JEwe/)

205 Hawaiian Judge declares Paxton cheated and Talerico is automatically the new Senator from Texas.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (xl8DV)

206 Hey nurse!

We're moving next week!

Buh Bye Illinois!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (22p5n)

207 FORMER Sen. Cornyn's best performance was in Kenedy County where got 75% of votes. What is it about Kenedy county that caused that to happen?

One option is the place is packed from the basement to ceiling with Democrats because they find South Padre Island sexy where sexy means gay.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)

208
SMH,

That is wonderful news!!

May you both have an easy move and enjoy your new life.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)

209 this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

My roses have struggled bigly due to drought. Many have died. I still have a nice heirloom rose. Spice Rose. Another called Martha Gonzalez. And Peggy Martin, the rose that survived Hurricane Katrina.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (Xdfhw)

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