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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 26, 2026 [Doof]
From Aesthetics
We still haven't hit climate doomsday. And we never will!
It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."
— John Stossel (@JohnStossel) May 24, 2026
NONE of his scary predictions have come true.
Mt. Kilimanjaro still has snow and Glacier National Park still has glaciers.
Here's why we are not doomed: pic.twitter.com/397ZSY5iNs
----- The guys will understand
It's a different kind of pain!
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) May 22, 2026
😂 pic.twitter.com/TQUGFj61fs
----- My once great home state can't get the smaller, single span Key Bridge rebuilt - but sure, let's go ahead and plan for a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Much longer and two spans. Great idea! When will a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge arrive?
Despite the dreary weather this Memorial Day weekend, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge has been very congested with holiday traffic at times – especially after a crash at the start of the eastbound span Friday morning – leaving some drivers wondering when relief will finally come for the aging bridge.I'm going to start some kind of non-profit which specializes in some obscure thing that has to be done whenever there is a bridge design / build. Need to get me a piece of that sweet state government largess! ----- On to a construction project that is actually making progress Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250
State officials are planning to replace the current bridge with two wider, safer spans, but it’s going to take a while and depend on funding. After studying alternatives such as building new bridges elsewhere, in December 2025, the Maryland Transportation Authority (MDTA) board voted unanimously on a plan that would lead to two new four-lane bridge spans (both with shoulders this time!) that would be built next to the current two spans. The old spans would be torn down.
Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight. President Donald Trump is hosting the UFC Freedom 250 event on the South Lawn on Sunday, June 14, which will mark Flag Day, the day Congress approved the design of a national flag, and the president's 80th birthday. Tickets are not listed for the 8 p.m. event, which will be available to watch on Paramount+, according to the UFC Freedom 250 website. Crews have already started assembling the semi-circular structure on the lawn just behind the octagon and stands for people to watch. The structure was made in Pennsylvania and shipped to D.C. Dana White, the CEO of the UFC, said he plans to keep the White House the backdrop for every fight.This should be a really kewl event! ----- 1976 was a great year for albums. Check out this Wikipedia page to see for yourself Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com Spoiler alert - they got #1 wrong. It can only be Frampton Comes Alive. No argument to the contrary holds any water. The article is worth checking out, though. Lots of good albums on that list!
DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:00 PM (DuLyh)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:01 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 26, 2026 10:02 PM (SRRAx)
583 The meat ones with a sausage seem like pigs in a blanket.
There is a place in Burnet called Gude’s that has something they call boudin kolaches. They are amazing. I stop there every time I go cross country to I10.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2026
Y’all know what boudin is, though, right? The issue is it’s in a kolaches? Not the boudin part?
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (GD0B3)
_NBC
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (ZwdAr)
We all came to see Frampton.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (DuLyh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 10:04 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TRex - strategic ONT reserve director dino at May 26, 2026 10:05 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3)
Translation: it'll depend on when we can con the Feds into funding it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (Riz8t)
Not any more! Cease work injunction issued. BAMN!
- Judge Pakalolo
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Yes he did. And I don't care if you like it or not.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (Riz8t)
Hopefully Middleton will perform in office like Paxton did.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)
Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:07 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have safely made it to Oklahoma City, the final stop on the month-long anabasis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:08 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
Now yer just flexin' on me.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Manbearpig at May 26, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
537 Just how do you milk an almond, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 26, 2026 09:30 PM (2Ez/1)
I'm glad you asked! Going beyond the basics, this 2018 documentary covers things like why they phased out trained gerbils in favor of mechanical tandem milkers, and the importance of properly sexing your nuts.
Know Ideas Media - Nut Milking EXPOSED
https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw
Posted by: SciVo at May 26, 2026 10:10 PM (Sy6m/)
After Banana Dream's comment about a statue of Lady Liberty, I generated one. Someone made a suggestion about the eagle, so I generated a newer version. This one looks pretty good, I think!
https://ibb.co/XrrfNjgL
Posted by: SimoHayha at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
I hope you are all doing well.
We have a spacewalk in the morning. It should last about 5 hours.
Roscosmos - Russian Spacewalk #66
Kud-Sverchkov & Mikaev - ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: May 27, 2026
Time: 10:15 a.m. EDT (1415 UTC, 16:15 CEST)
https://youtu.be/vZdKumkVDbQ
Posted by: Joyenz at May 26, 2026 10:12 PM (2F0/Y)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: John Cornyn (what a show) at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (2PamV)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (2PamV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Borzois are Amish?
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Vendette at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (PrsTH)
Posted by: mnw at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
That is hard, Mr Doof. I am sorry. Prayers for you and your Mom.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Doof
Done.
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)
Oh, wait a minute!
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
8 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - Napoleonitan'
Wow, that was a great ONT, Doofy. Thanks.
😜
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me vain? at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (0poB+)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: mnw at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (RCjYY)
++++++++++++++++
Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.
And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)
@nicksortor
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🚨 JUST IN: Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
====
Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Puddleglum, Greetings from Amish Country at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (bfy6w)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 10:19 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Oh noooo ...
Prayers up !
Posted by: browndog says woof at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I have "What is spoken at a 20 year high school reunion?" for $1000 Alex.
(and at the 50 year gathering, it still wasn't but I did detect a very slight nod)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (DuLyh)
Prayers for your mom. I hope she starts feeling better.
Posted by: Joyenz at May 26, 2026 10:20 PM (2F0/Y)
I was neither as happy nor as unhappy with her Attorney General-ing as some were but that just sucks. I wish her well.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (tUj8P)
I blame the drought here for making the list.
We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:21 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)
These bouts should never go to the judges. The fighters should decide who wins or it would be acceptable if the ref or the doctor make a ruling. Offer incentives for KO or TKO. I don't want to see sparing on PPV.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)
Boudin balls are them sausage things with liver. From Louisiana. That's what I've had. They taste like elevated liver mush.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10
There is no liver boudin, it’s pork, rice, trinity, cayenne and other spices. If you had someone put liver in it, yuckaroo. The real stuff is very good. Not smooshy. It’s back swamp, bayou food.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)
Great year for music and the Bicentennial.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (oyck1)
I blame the drought here for making the list.
We can't grow anything this year due to no outdoor water use.
Posted by: four season
---
blame it on the sun
The sun that didn't shine
blame it on the wind and the trees
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 10:24 PM (ZwdAr)
Posted by: RandomDave at May 26, 2026 10:25 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: A Former Transportation Secretary at May 26, 2026 10:25 PM (rgnea)
They parlayed that one song into a short run TV show. In retrospect, it was a weird time.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:26 PM (vTZFs)
The dog groomer will be at 7:30 in the morning.
Busy season for her and at least we don't have to wait around all day.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (Wmg4n)
What I had didn't make me want for more. That's for sure. I'm guessing it was crappy boudin.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (Xdfhw)
Muldoon couldn't be AI. Not only is AI not clever, it has no comprehension of The Pun.
The rest of us, OTOH…
Posted by: mindful webworker - Real Ignorance at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (0poB+)
Make sure the shotguns are all locked up before she gets there.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:27 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:28 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)
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"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"
/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (OLFlC)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Eeek. Prayers up.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM
Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Having a mobile dog groomer is great.
We don't have to wrassle the dogs getting them in and out of the car.
They still hate us though, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
I feel seen!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pete Schweddy at May 26, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:34 PM (3ek7K)
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"NOT A CHANCE -- HALTED! NO-STANDING / ROOM-ONLY!"
/U.S. District Clown and Defacto POTUS Bozoberg
Posted by: ShainS at May 26, 2026 10:29 PM (OLFlC)
But Bozoberg, you have to allow it. You're going in with top billing on the Amateur Card!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:34 PM (qx7Zg)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof
**********
Prayers up Doof. We know how difficult this can be.
Posted by: The Grateful at May 26, 2026 10:35 PM (fxQq5)
Oh well, there’s always Gin.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
I feel seen!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)
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You're beyond "usually" and into "always" territory!
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 26, 2026 10:39 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
🤣😂
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (yTvNw)
Don't have much to add to the conversation tonight.
Starting to look like we're out of the woods with the chemical tank in Garbage Grove.
One of the local High Schools announced no more in-person classes this year as they are an evacuation center. Could not help thinking 'here we go again....'
Hope everyone in the horde got some rest yesterday and started the week well.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (Zlsre)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (Wmg4n)
Then she can swap between baking cookies and saying, "I heard that, you have a chest cold!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:41 PM (qx7Zg)
I still want you to have a parrot 🦜
We can start a Go Fund Me.
Posted by: four seasons
I know where you can get a Norwegian Blue cheap.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:42 PM (WrUWN)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (WrUWN)
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
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Senator John Cornyn invokes a Theodore Roosevelt quote from 1910 during his concession speech — after suffering a devastating primary loss to Ken Paxton.
CORNYN: “Tonight, I’m reminded of something Teddy Roosevelt said in 1910.”
“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”
“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
In other news, I still think "The Beyond" is a stupid Italian horror movie, but I have to admit Grindhouse's 4K release looks outstanding.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
You can name it Amy Schumer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)
Years ago I let myself get talked into taking a parrot from a friend who was moving.
Meanest SOB ever.
Luckily they wanted him back after a few months.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:46 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 26, 2026 10:46 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:47 PM (3ek7K)
“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”
“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
So. He's a sad loser who wants to play the victim. His constituents (I am one) were repeatedly fucked over. We told him to EABOD. He can go cry into his bank account.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:48 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
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When has John Cornyn strove valiantly?
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:50 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Is he pinin' for the fjords?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:51 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (WrUWN)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
What a fucking asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (+aHIC)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Doof
Done.
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Ditto.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (Wb3wE)
“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”
“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
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Blow it out your ass, John.
And go away. You're presence is no longer necessary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (BI5O2)
I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+aHIC)
==
Of course. Bakery in San Francisco. A Boulangerie.
Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3)
When I used to fly to Bakersfield on business I would route my way through San Fransisco just to get their bread in the Airport
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2026 10:55 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 10:55 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (rdVOm)
I was reminded more of something Ned Beatty said in 1972.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)
*snort*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (jTgrB)
Cornyn was a frightened little pussy with the guts of three mice who thought it more important to get along with the Democrats than represent his state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL)
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Doof, I think "Songs In The Key Of Life" by Stevie Wonder deserves the #1 ranking.
And I don't think greatest hits compilations should be listed in a top ten.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)
agreed, on both counts.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 10:57 PM (Wb3wE)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 10:58 PM (W5mpo)
https://tinyurl.com/48jzrzab+
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
That's chuckle-y
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)
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9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:00 PM (Xdfhw)
youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)
She's the vile scrunt that was gonna put us h8ters in the ovens, yes?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:02 PM (Xdfhw)
Who was the commenter here who was always bitching about Bondi?
Something to remember is we never know what people are dealing with.
She has cancer. I wish the best for her.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black
It seemed like a great platform to run on at the time...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Scottsbluff, NE Woman at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)
John Cornyn is no Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (+n72I)
“He said, it’s not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.”
“The credit belongs to the man who’s actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and blood and sweat, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again.”
Right, you weren't even *in* the arena douchebag. You were over in the enemy camp drinking their booze and cutting deals. Your "err" is thinking you wouldn't be tossed out on your silly ass for your treachery, dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:04 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2026 11:05 PM (zFsEm)
Looks like barely a 2% difference I'm Middleton's favor
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 26, 2026 11:05 PM (VCgbV)
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Obviously, one can only conclude that Mossad controls our elections.
/progs, probably
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2026 11:07 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
s/cage/bra/
Posted by: banana Dream - chicks dig posix skills at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 26, 2026 11:08 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 10:22 PM (D1E+2)
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2026 11:07 PM (QDJ2U)
===
I'm hearing Star Trek bongos in the background.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
·
9m
Sex therapist who vowed to put 'American Zionists' into 'castration' centers loses Texas Democratic primary
https://trib.al/uWEuA3t
Posted by: Don Black
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If anyone's into feet, that girl's got a pair.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (ZwdAr)
NONE of his scary predictions have come true.
This is the single most powerful answer to global warming.
We have had 12 years to save the world for 50 years and yet we are still here.
Of course the irony is with a bunch of lefty oligarchs wanting data centers now which will require incredible amounts of energy you can see them pulling their money out of "Fossil Fuels are going to kill us!" to "Hey don't you want to be able to see your favorite celeb nekkid for a low low price?!?"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:09 PM (sKqQm)
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)
So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.
Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.
Speaking of Graham Platner has he formerly won the D primary?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)
If Ken wins those it is SWEEP
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)
The first time music felt like water flowing over me. Fantastic.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
There are two eras:
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)
100%
Posted by: Joemarine at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (y171U)
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0
He knocked his dick in the dirt
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)
Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+n72I)
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)
Concur
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)
Maureen Galindo, whose “insane, antisemitic views” were denounced by members of her own party, lost to opponent Johnny Garcia in the Lone Star State’s 35th Congressional District runoff, 59.5% to 40.5% when the Associated Press called the race at about 10:40 p.m. EST.
********
Insane, antisemitic sex therapists.
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2Ez/1)
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0
And about 250k more R votes over 2014...
Turns out having a candidate the voters wants helps you know GOPe...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
What are the odds he creates a new version, vs. editing the old one with new dates of destruction?
I think he lets an AI edit the dates, whether on-screen, spoken, or in the subtitles, and publishes it as a new Blu-Ray release at $79.99.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)
Concur
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)
sort of like Genesis.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (Wb3wE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+n72I)
It was Carl Rovers dick that got knocked out of McCornyns mouth into the dirt
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bulg at May 26, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ)
ARiK is most definitely NOT AI!
Yeah, I know....show up at a MoMeet and prove it....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)
Galileo has the big glasses that make them think they are smart.
Didn't work for her. Maybe she can get a refund.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (3ek7K)
heirloomroses.com/products/america-1
A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!
(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: LASue at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (E31IE)
MJ Hegar Democratic 43.9% 4,888,764
Who da fuck was MJ
I hopes to see Tallarico down 2 Million votes.
Start right now sending note and calls.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM
Oh, no... Sorry, Doof. Prayers up for your mom & whole family!
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)
Same here Doof. Though I don't know if they can get past the dirigible nets.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 26, 2026 11:20 PM (QGaXH)
That was my exact reaction. 40 percent of the vote is terrifying. Part of it os just the D, part is her last name, and I'm not sure if there are any of those large muslim areas in het district, but jeez.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 11:18 PM (Vvh2V)
The other 60% want them to move to Ghettos
Adjacent to the Camps.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)
Terry Kath
Post Terry Kath
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet at May 26, 2026 11:10 PM (TTAGa)
One of the best songs ever
https://tinyurl.com/5heet6cu
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:21 PM (Xdfhw)
Terry’s was better … IMO
Posted by: browndog yacking on the carpet
Concur
Posted by: Diogenes
Chicago
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___
Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)
Shows that sometimes you just can’t buy an election. I hope that holds true in the Georgia Republican primary runoff for governor in June.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)
That dick isn't in Earth's dirt, it's on a trajectory toward the outer planets.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
$125 M
Trump should go on TV and point out the SWAMP dick burned thru that money for NADA nothing.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (/+uur)
This one works.
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (glnUu)
Cornyn has a dick?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Not any more.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (ZwdAr)
25 or 6 to 4
Tanglewood Live (1970)
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7j___
Terry Kath had a moment on the performance and the result was one the greatest guitar solos of all time. Plus the band was sort at its peak.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)
*checks watch*
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at May 26, 2026 11:23 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 26, 2026 11:22 PM (ZVgZ4)
Who cares about the primary
Beat Jack Offfesss
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)
TPS reports. Gotta have em in before the approval process. Yeah, so if you could go ahead and work on those over the weekend, that'd be great...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 26, 2026 11:25 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: wth at May 26, 2026 11:25 PM (oq9dX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)
https://youtube.com/shorts/pH63cAdxXy4
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)
heirloomroses.com/products/america-1
A gorgeous climbing rose! I have 2 of them here, had one at old house... color & scent both outstanding!
(this website is the most expensive, but had the best photos. Buy locally & for much le$$ as it's now "off-patent")
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
The one I planted last year (pot, but gets near all day direct sun) is STILL alive. Considering the winter we had: multiple single digit temps, a couple ice storms, snow- i did not expect it to survive. I have never had one survive through the winter before. Maybe it was the direct sun.
Its supposed to be a Coral Knockout. Had red and yellow blossoms when it first put them out but has settled into a pink similar to the one you linked. Nastiest thorns on any rose bush I have ever grown too. Thinnest, sharpest little bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 11:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2026 11:29 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 26, 2026 11:32 PM (9gKa/)
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 11:32 PM (JEwe/)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (22p5n)
One option is the place is packed from the basement to ceiling with Democrats because they find South Padre Island sexy where sexy means gay.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
My roses have struggled bigly due to drought. Many have died. I still have a nice heirloom rose. Spice Rose. Another called Martha Gonzalez. And Peggy Martin, the rose that survived Hurricane Katrina.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2026 11:38 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:38 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:40 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 11:42 PM (zZu0s)
R John Cornyn Incumbent 441,430 36.0
He knocked his dick in the dirt
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)
Yoda voice.... Broke it off in his ass he did.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
We live four blocks from our four grandkids.
It is so special. They actually like coming to our home,lol.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:42 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Iris at May 26, 2026 11:43 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
Mmmmmmm.
Posted by: Yoda at May 26, 2026 11:43 PM (zZu0s)
So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.
Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)
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Scott Adams used to constantly point out that, at least in the US, you could rely on 20 to 25 percent of the population being off the wall.
That was then.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2026 11:43 PM (lgmVC)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:43 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 11:45 PM (gKWVE)
One option is the place is packed from the basement to ceiling with Democrats because they find South Padre Island sexy where sexy means gay.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)
South Padre is in Cameron County. Brownsville and Elon's Starbase is there. Kenedy County is one county up. There isn't much there. Only a few hundred people. It is coastal prairie. Cornyn may as well boast that he won Loving County. Perhaps he did. But there are ~50 people in the county. Not a bellweather.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:45 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:46 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at May 26, 2026 11:46 PM (ZxPkt)
So 40% of Democrats want to put Jews into concentration camps.
Its not a majority but...its pretty damn close.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)
They denounced her only because she said it out loud and too early.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:47 PM (snZF9)
We're Cubs fans. They started out great this season but now they are in a losing streak.
Oh well we're still fans, but with.
Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (3ek7K)
We're moving next week!
Buh Bye Illinois!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:34 PM (22p5n)
Make sure to flush on your way out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (CkwW6)
Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2026 11:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2026 11:51 PM (XeU6L)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
May she get well soon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2026 11:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 11:54 PM (JEwe/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:54 PM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 11:55 PM (vvjN/)
Mom got one when Jackson & Perkins first offered them. Always reminds me of her. Thanks, Mom. Love you!
Posted by: JQ at May 26, 2026 11:55 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:57 PM (22p5n)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 11:57 PM (Xdfhw)
And for you and your family also. Stay strong and continue to hope for the best.
Posted by: Case at May 26, 2026 11:58 PM (8XBuM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___
We have church family here that we will still visit and stay in touch with, so will only flush the politics (and taxes) here, lol.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 26, 2026 11:59 PM (22p5n)
This sucks.
Posted by: Doof
__
Prayers up.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 27, 2026 12:00 AM (22p5n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:00 AM (XeU6L)
Doof, sorry about your mother.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:01 AM (CkwW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
___
Yep, my daughter, her husband, and the grandkids who live less than a half mile away.
In fact, it was our SiL who told us about his neighbor that was selling his homestead.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at May 27, 2026 12:02 AM (22p5n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2026 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 27, 2026 12:05 AM (UJMvS)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2026 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Yes. And the their casserole is ho hum. 😆
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 27, 2026 12:06 AM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2026 12:09 AM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2026 12:09 AM (HlyYF)
Hello, horde.
Nothing particular to celebrate here in California.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2026 11:48 PM (CkwW6)
Looks like we ain't goin get blowed up real good by the chemical tank in Garden Grove.... that's a plus....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 27, 2026 12:14 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at May 27, 2026 12:14 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at May 27, 2026 12:14 AM (8zz6B)
Everything is retarded and gay. I want off this planet.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 27, 2026 12:18 AM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Pete Bootygag
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I hear that they have had tranny problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Looks like we ain't goin get blowed up real good by the chemical tank in Garden Grove.... that's a plus....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
=========
Now dat's true. Not even for the seething disgust of watching Gavin Newsom rack up another mishandled disaster did I want to see that happen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:23 AM (CkwW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:23 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Pete Bootygag
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I hear that they have had tranny problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2026 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
How many Naugas gave their lives for the Naugahyde seats?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:24 AM (qx7Zg)
Congratulations, SMH!
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:29 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at May 26, 2026 10:13
Prayers up from here for your Mom and all her loved ones.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 27, 2026 12:36 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:43 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at May 27, 2026 12:46 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2026 12:47 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:48 AM (77rzZ)
Oh well, there’s always Gin.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2026 10:35
I know that feeling Thomas. But we must persevere.
Yes there's always Gin, but Red Wine helps too, lol. Be well young man.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 27, 2026 12:49 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (qx7Zg)
He could take a job with Border Patrol or ICE if gave a crap about Texas.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 27, 2026 12:53 AM (Xdfhw)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 12:50 AM (qx7Zg)
He could take a job with Border Patrol or ICE if gave a crap about Texas.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 27, 2026 12:53 AM (Xdfhw)
At this point he would be lucky to find a job shaking farts out of bed sheets at a chinese laundry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 01:03 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2026 01:08 AM (IG3/x)
Before you ask, yes, I am very, very stupid. I live with a black cat, that's all the proof you need!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2026 01:08 AM (CHHv1)
we had radio triad, wxfm, which played format partly consisting of choice 33 albums (one more thane the days in the month). albums on that list that shaped my world were be bop deluxe, 10cc, residents, joe walsh, hawkwind, tubes, rainbow, hillage, zappa and scorps.
so many great releases.
Posted by: cmeat at May 27, 2026 01:08 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:33 AM (77rzZ)
A Dad pun is reliably a bad pun.
Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2026 01:10 AM (vSvIl)
Young MC - "Fun Part" (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/4VCOIAtBNGQ
Billboard article: https://tinyurl.com/ystrry3z
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 01:16 AM (Sy6m/)
UGH!!!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Sorry that I missed you, Bulg, I hope that your first day on the job was not too stressful.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2026 01:20 AM (0nHVk)
Friends don't let friends pun bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)
The bottom fell out again this afternoon, another 2.3" of rain. I'm getting a lot more here than GSP, but other spots have gotten even more. Pushing 10" for the month.
I was well over 7" behind normal for the year. After this, I'm just maybe 1.2" behind. Previously, the ground was soaking it up as fast at came down, but today, I got some runoff. It's still soaking it in, but it's getting close to saturated. So, it needs to hold off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 01:24 AM (qx7Zg)
It's okay, had to get car serviced. Took a couple hours. Too bad it wasn't just an oil change this time, but whatever. Not as if I wanted to be doing yardwork in the rain!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)
https://youtube.com/shorts/sEjNqaXZwtA
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2026 01:27 AM (qx7Zg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)
Oh, I see what happened there. The backend turns "i m g" (without spaces) into underscores for some reason, to prevent an image tag I guess. And that's what the URL ends with after 7uAUoz7j.
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 01:37 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2026 01:40 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2026 01:43 AM (lgmVC)
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 01:47 AM (Sy6m/)
My mother is going down. Her O2 needs are increasing (she was doing pretty good until Feb). She also had a minor fall again, and I'm kicking myself because I wasn't close enough to her.
She went down easy on a thick rug, and just ended up a minor bruise. But her balance is getting worse and worse. She's 96.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)
Yes, indeed. It's just the natural order of things, I have to remind myself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 02:15 AM (w6EFb)
Broke a tooth last night. Dentist got me in this afternoon. Said I just broke an old filling, and he immediately fixed it. One day service. Nice. Lots less drilling when replacing a filling. Modern dentistry. Kind of amazing; I remember how it was last millennium. Would that all these other things in my body that need repair could be fixed as readily! Not fond of falling apart.
Warning to J Lennon haters: Mind Games remix. No Yoko.
https://youtu.be/SXtWS3Wwj2U
G'nite, you amazing folks, g'nite. 💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - pulling the envelope at May 27, 2026 02:17 AM (0poB+)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)
My mother's maternal side of the family is pretty long-lived. Her maternal uncle, my great-uncle made it a few days short of 101. They next youngest of those siblings made it to 98.
My father made it to 95, which beat all his brothers by about 10 years. His older sister made it to 96, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)
I get uneasy, thinking about those things. Mom made it to 64; Dad made it to 84. Grandparents ~80 each, except for the one that had an aneurism at 62.
Heh, I could *go* at any moment! So I try to not think about it...
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Now for something different: I stand corrected. I said earlier that I thought the subpoena of Hasan Piker was consequential, because he has alpha physiognomy, and it's good strategy to take your enemy's natural leaders out first (as they did with Charlie Kirk). However, I had never really watched him, only seen stills, and Bridget Phetasy has called him out as having "fat kid energy." Women have a natural poseur detector, so I'll take her word for it.
Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up - Dumpster Fire 318
https://youtu.be/R1GyyKc4Ars
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 02:36 AM (Sy6m/)
Anyway, I have to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 02:37 AM (8zz6B)
Maybe turn in the phone to a local carrier's store? Surely it was stolen.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
I’m a straight white dude, a veteran who grew up in a military family on farms in the Midwest. Moved to Texas on a scholarship from the Army.
I drive a truck, listen to country music, and love football.
I dare anybody to call me UnAmerican, and I’m fully behind Talarico
---
Richard Grenell@RichardGrenell 2h
I like your sweater set in your X profile pic
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 02:46 AM (vvjN/)
Let’s flood Talarico with donations:
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@RichardGrenell 3h
Yes.
Spend your money in Texas!
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Grenell is on a roll tonight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 02:53 AM (vvjN/)
We cannot just focus on Earth, because there are irreducible external (eg massive meteor) and internal (eg global nuclear war) cataclysmic risks.
The Moon is faster to make self-growing, but is more susceptible to problems on Earth. Mars will take longer to make self-growing, because it is so hard to reach, but is more secure from Earth disasters for that same reason.
Both the Moon and Mars should have self-growing civilizations. Making this happen is the prime directive of SpaceX
_Musk
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 02:57 AM (vvjN/)
I fully intend to go batshit and live out my life waving my cane at people passing by while sitting in my rocker on the front porch, probably for about 20 years, and I will enjoy it thoroughly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2026 02:57 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 02:59 AM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:03 AM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Braenyard
LOL! Well.. had to go wash dishes. I do other stuff in between poasts.
Liked your @RichardGrenell quotes. Funny!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)
Sometimes late at night, I feel scared. Of? Any number of things. But whatever. Emmanuel. God is with us. God is with me. I'm a lowly sinner, and God loves me anyway. The fears subside and I must carry on.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)
I agree with Elon there. I want Moon and Mars (and other) colonies. However, there's one hell of a big problem. Gravity significantly different from 1g earth gravity. And the next one is radiation.
To have a colony, you're going to have to make babies. And it doesn't look too good for that in Mars or Moon gravity.
Right now, the Chicoms are doing a little "artificial embryo" experiment on their space station, to see how embryos would develop in zero-g. It's not real embryos, but some stem-cell mimic of some kind. NASA and some of the others have done animal embryo experiments with mixed results.
This is likely going to be a Big Problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up - Dumpster Fire 318
https://youtu.be/R1GyyKc4Ars
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 02:36 AM (Sy6m/)
Hilarious and accurate
Posted by: LASue at May 27, 2026 03:13 AM (E31IE)
This is likely going to be a Big Problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
I hope we stay clear out of the fake- baby- creation business. It can lead nowhere good.
Posted by: LASue at May 27, 2026 03:15 AM (E31IE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Humans are designed to procreate. The radiation and negative effects of less gravity I believe Musk or some competition will come up with solutions.
Being somewhat oldtimer a padded anti-gravity room on the moon would help make lots of babies.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:17 AM (vvjN/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-b-AQXEFEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 26, 2026 11:26 PM (glnUu)
Oh, I see what happened there. The backend turns "i m g" (without spaces) into underscores for some reason, to prevent an image tag I guess. And that's what the URL ends with after 7uAUoz7j.
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 01:37 AM (Sy6m/)
Capitalize IMG and that won't happen.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:21 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2026 02:37 AM (8zz6B)
Cops might want that!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:23 AM (6wpGE)
No One Can Coexist with the Iranian Regime;
Trump Came to Correct America’s Mistakes in the Region; Iran Is the Arabs’ Real Problem – Israel Is God’s Problem
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Interesting
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:23 AM (vvjN/)
A lot of people tend to just handwave this gravity issue. "We'll adapt". Well, I don't know about that at all. Could we adapt to say a temperature of 200F? No likely. And gravity different from 1g may be about as bad as that. 1g has been baked in the cake for ever biological process on earth. It's there everywhere, ever process had developed on that 1g acceleration.
Results of what microgravity does to a fully grown human body are quite a problem. Hell, the immune system doesn't even function properly, the ability to fight infections is greatly reduced. It's everywhere in all sorts of wide ranging processes.
We assume there is some tolerance 1g +/- x. The question is just how small is 'x'? It may be very small indeed. Nobody knows this yet by a long shot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 03:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 03:27 AM (Sy6m/)
Senator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn
4h
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7:
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:29 AM (6wpGE)
This has actually been thought about, and believe it or not, while it's still beyond our engineering at this point, it's not that wild. One idea is to place a large magnetic dipole contraption, some superconducting coil at the Sun-Mars L1 point. This would create a magnetotail around Mars and deflect a lot of the radiation. I forget what the numbers are for how strong a field it would have to be, but it's not something laughably impossible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 27, 2026 03:32 AM (w6EFb)
A big gravity wheel above the moon for living and commute to the moon for your day job?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:33 AM (vvjN/)
Probate Judge Yashiba Blanchard has been smacked with a 120-page complaint accusing her of misconduct in multiple cases.
In one case, Blanchard canceled a hearing, forcing a patient to remain hospitalized for two additional weeks
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:34 AM (vvjN/)
This was a couple weeks before hapless dickhead BIL arrived at my doorstep.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:37 AM (vvjN/)
Richard Grenell retweeted
Tammy Duckworth
@SenDuckworth
May 25
It is incredibly distasteful to use our heroic dead for a political attack on Memorial Day. I’m a Democrat and I condemn this post by the DNC.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:39 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:37 AM (vvjN/)
evergreen
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:39 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:39 AM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 03:40 AM (Ia/+0)
4h
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7
F@cking liar!!!!
That passage is carved into the headstone of a dear, dear friend of mine. Cornhole should wash his mouth out! He's not fit to speak (or write) those words!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:41 AM (vvjN/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 03:39 AM (vvjN/)
wut
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:43 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 10:13 PM (2PamV)
Agreed!
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:44 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Braenyard
If you're referring to me, re: BIL-- Yes. All clear. Dude hopefully is getting the professional help he needs after I took him to the local homeless shelter. Dude had MANY more problems than I could help him solve!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 03:55 AM (rdVOm)
it is strange to me that John Cornyn would use those words from 2nd Timothy. Paul was under house arrest, and this was the last epistle he wrote before he was executed for his faith. It has nothing to do with a political race. This also about the Christian struggle against evil. Very odd choice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2026 03:56 AM (ZeH0U)
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
5h
When Edwin Edwards ran against David Duke, his campaign had a bumper sticker that read “vote for the crook, it’s important.“ Ken Paxton could have the same sticker against the trans weirdo.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:57 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Not for someone like Cornyn, Fen.
Words. Just words. Pretty words to (fake) cover his failings and make him feel better; completely out of context.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2026 04:13 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 04:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2026 04:18 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 04:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 04:32 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 04:37 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)
Similarly, Dimmitt, TX and Dimmitt County are very far apart.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 05:07 AM (T6aVk)
Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
5h
When Edwin Edwards ran against David Duke, his campaign had a bumper sticker that read “vote for the crook, it’s important.“ Ken Paxton could have the same sticker against the trans weirdo.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2026 03:57 AM (6wpGE)
If he were a crook, sure.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 05:08 AM (T6aVk)
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