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No Venue

One major outcome from the aftermath of the 2020 election was the egregious behavior of the Supreme Court. Everyone here surely remembers how that litigation shook out. Some states sued other states over their handling of the election and subsequent vote-counting, and the Supreme Court used elaborate mental and legal gymnastics to to reject those cases. Handling litigation between the states is one of the Court's actual jobs, and in 2020 it simply refused to do it so as to end the litigation and make the problem go away. Whether cowardly terror or simple activism, it doesn't matter. The Court was derelict.

It's pretty straightforward how. Article III, Section II:

The judicial power shall extend to all cases, in law and equity, arising under this Constitution, the laws of the United States, and treaties made, or which shall be made, under their authority;--to all cases affecting ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls;--to all cases of admiralty and maritime jurisdiction;--to controversies to which the United States shall be a party;--to controversies between two or more states;--between a state and citizens of another state;--between citizens of different states;--between citizens of the same state claiming lands under grants of different states, and between a state, or the citizens thereof, and foreign states, citizens or subjects.
It is the Court's job to, among other things, adjudicate conflicts between states. It chose not to in 2020. As we see in 2026, that was not a one-off.

Last year, an unqualified illegal alien named Harjinder Singh executed an illegal U-Turn in a big rig on the Florida Turnpike. The illegal maneuver caused a car wreck that killed three people. Despite being an illegal alien who could not speak English and failed to recognize road signs, Singh was improperly issued a CDL by the states of California and Washington, and he fled to California after the wreck. A few days after his return to California, he was arrested by the US Marshals. California's (and other states') regular issuance of improper and illegal CDLs to unqualified and often illegal aliens is a problem with interstate ramifications.

In response to this incident, Florida filed suit against California and Washington in October of last year. Being a conflict between the states, the case went before the Supreme Court. Or, rather it should have gone before the Supreme Court. This time, like every time there is a suit between the states that may prove politically difficult, the Court flatly refused to take the case. Unlike 2020, however, there were no mental gymnastics to justify it.

A solid majority of the Court simply refused, and the majority issued no explanation. There was no rationale or justification, and the majority opinion was unsigned. Per the Washington Examiner:

Florida filed a motion for the Supreme Court to hear the lawsuit directly because it was a lawsuit between two or more states, a rare instance of the high court’s original jurisdiction, but the unsigned majority did not offer an explanation for why it denied hearing the case.
The actual opinion shows that clearly:
The motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied. JUSTICE THOMAS, with whom JUSTICE ALITO joins, dissenting from the denial of motion for leave to file complaint
This dissent follows, signed by the two justices who usually try to do the right thing. No majority opinion and therefore no author. Just "nah, we're not gonna do it." This is, as the Examiner pointed out, in the Court's actual, real, legitimate, Constitutional jurisdiction. And the Court refused, as has become its habit. Thomas made his opinion on this plain-language point quite clear:
This Court has exclusive original jurisdiction over Florida’s suit because it involves one State suing other States.
Article III establishes that "[i]n all Cases . . . in which a State shall be [a] Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction." §2, cl. 2. Congress has made our original jurisdiction "exclusive" in "all controversies between two or more States," meaning that no other court can hear this case. 28 U. S. C. §1251(a).
I doubt this Court has discretion to refuse to hear cases within its exclusive original jurisdiction. ... "If this Court does not exercise jurisdiction over a controversy between two States, then the complaining State has no judicial forum in which to seek relief." Nebraska v. Colorado, 577 U. S. 1211, 1212 (2016) (THOMAS, J., dissenting from denial of motion for leave to file complaint). The only statute addressing this Court’s jurisdiction over these kinds of cases nowhere contemplates a process of discretionary review. See §1251(a) Nonetheless, this Court has adopted a discretionary approach to its exclusive original jurisdiction ...
This is not the first time Thomas has made this precise point, which is why quotes himself in his dissent. There is no venue for litigation between the states if the Court refuses to hear such cases, and the Court routinely refuses to hear such cases. I am sure the Court has much better things to do than hear "nuisance claims" (as this case was called by the defendants) - things like legislating from the bench.

The non-communists have seen some victories in the Court over the past few years, but this case continues to underscore an ongoing problem. The Court is populated with political justices who never fail to find jurisdiction when it's a case they want to take, and never fail to reject their responsibilities when it's a case they don't - even if that leaves states with no venue whatsoever to sort out their grievances with each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 OK

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3)

2 Good morning

Dungeons

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:03 AM (D2ex+)

3 >>This is, as the Examiner pointed out, in the Court's actual, real, legitimate, Constitutional jurisdiction. And the Court refused, as has become its habit.


John Roberts is truly awful, isn't he?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2026 11:03 AM (X8xt3)

4 Florida should now revoke the full faith and credit of California and Washington and refuse to recognize those states drivers licenses.

Or declare war on them. Either works.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 27, 2026 11:04 AM (hYL69)

5 Mannix!

*Jazzy music plays*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 11:04 AM (xcxpd)

6 th

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

7
CJ Roberts' judicial philosophy:

"Leave me out of this."

Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 11:05 AM (ZxPkt)

8 I am intrigued by the idea (that he himself floated) of appointing DeSantis to SCOTUS. I think we can trust him not to go wobbly, especially in light of the cowardice of the present court.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:05 AM (Sroko)

9 Or a judge can just set aside a jury's verdict.

Because that's just and fair and doesn't at all make someone want to huck a satchel full of concussion grenades at the judge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 27, 2026 11:06 AM (xcxpd)

10 John Roberts is truly awful, isn't he?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2026 11:03 AM (X8xt3)
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And, on this court, he's not alone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:06 AM (Sroko)

11 Subservient Court is more like it.
Amirite?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 27, 2026 11:06 AM (TezPK)

12
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (y9nCu)

13 This is the problem with lying or shirking responsibility. It leads you down the path of having to justify it by doing more wrong things. Kind of a sunk cost fallacy of justifying past behavior.

And so, because they did not want to rule on a presidential election and gain the wrath of the left, the left still wants to pack them to the gills and deliver dictates without appeal.

The supreme court is THE thing the left wants complete control over because it is the one thing that could stymie them. And has. So all the court has done has filled them with a terrible anger to bring them under control.

This is the shit where people look at it 200 years from now and read it all at once and think 'Well, no wonder things went to shit. These people were cowards.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (bss/y)

14 >>And, on this court, he's not alone.

Indeed.

I am reminded of how he has mis-managed the FISA court, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (X8xt3)

15 >>> There is no venue for litigation between the states if the Court refuses to hear such cases



Well, there is another venue actually.

Posted by: war at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (3uBP9)

16 Got to keep those cases coming. I may be fat but I gotta eat too ya know.

What's a few deaths when there are millions to be made.

For The People!

Posted by: John Morgan, fat democrat lawyer at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (KFtNZ)

17 It’s like they taught us in paralegal training: “The law is whatever a judge says it is.”

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:09 AM (77rzZ)

18 Supreme Court not hearing cases between states call into question 'What authority does the Court have?', leading to further separation of state to state (Articles of Confederation, anyone?) and separation of Federal authority over states.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:09 AM (D2ex+)

19 A recent trend in cliterature. Two books releasing today.

VISITING TEAM
A Getting Spanked And Falling In Love Story
By: Brindle Adams

Party Gone Wrong
A Getting Spanked And Falling In Love Story
By: Brindle Adams

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)

20 Probably said already, but this is why Roberts.is most likely the worst chief justice in history.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sl73Y)

21 It’s like they taught us in paralegal training: “The law is whatever a judge says it is.”
Posted by: Bulg

Preach it! ~ Judge Dredd

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (TezPK)

22
I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)

23 The supreme court is THE thing the left wants complete control over because it is the one thing that could stymie them. And has. So all the court has done has filled them with a terrible anger to bring them under control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:08 AM (bss/y)
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Well, sorta. The left wants control over the court because it's a wildly out of control supralegislature that has arrogated itself almost all of the power it possibly can. Sanity, to the extent that it still exists, is holding on by its fingernails and the left knows that if it captures the Court they can do what the fuck ever they want and a leftist court will stamp it with the imprimatur of being "constitutional."

Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (oqH4h)

24 MATT DAMON

Posted by: MATT DAMON at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Ucgf4)

25 Mannix to John Roberts: "What would you say you do here?"

Roberts, to Mannix: *looks blank*

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Sroko)

26 20 Roger Taney was worse, but not by much.

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

27 I’d love to have a job like scotus.

Boss: hey we need you to complete these tasks today

Me: you know I really don’t feel like it so your motion is denied. I’m taking the rest of the week off. See ya Monday.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (ImXfC)

28 22
I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)

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The solution in Florida, absent SCOTUS intervention, is to check drivers with state/local resources, use the relationships with DHS in agreements like 287(g) to verify immigration status, and then hold them until deportation proceedings can happen.

Make the state so inhospitable to foreign, especially illegal, drivers that they simply refuse to take freight to the state.

In addition, though, with the recent SCOTUS ruling about how freight companies are liable for safety concerns from subcontracted drivers, well, it already seems like the foreign, illiterate drivers are getting squeezed out.

Nothing moves industries faster than financial incentives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (pT0dx)

29 movie allusions all over this short thread, and TJM is nowhere to be seen

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Sroko)

30 The fact that all the younger justices went to schools run by the commies shows why maybe they are better to keep their noses out of these cases rather than make bad precedent. We need more Thomases and fewer Barretts.

Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (qwype)

31 I am intrigued by the idea (that he himself floated) of appointing DeSantis to SCOTUS. I think we can trust him not to go wobbly, especially in light of the cowardice of the present court.

I can think of few people I'd more like to see on SCOTUS. At this point, I don't see him successfully attaining the presidency, given that there are others in line ahead of him, although obviously I think he would be excellent there as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

32 25 Mannix to John Roberts: "What would you say you do here?"

Roberts, to Mannix: *looks blank*

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (Sroko)

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Kavanaugh has explicitly complained that SCOTUS doesn't take enough cases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)

33 It's not that we seek absolute power. We seek the absolute corruption that follows from it.

Posted by: The DNC at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (zfkPG)

34 29 movie allusions all over this short thread, and TJM is nowhere to be seen

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Sroko)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)

35 Oops, spoke too soon

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Sroko)

36 Florida should now revoke the full faith and credit of California and Washington and refuse to recognize those states drivers licenses.

Or declare war on them. Either works.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 27, 2026 11:04 AM (hYL69)
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I'd bet SCOTUS would take up the lawsuit from CA and WA in a heartbeat if they decided to sue FL for that action...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2026 11:14 AM (gnNyN)

37 8 I am intrigued by the idea (that he himself floated) of appointing DeSantis to SCOTUS. I think we can trust him not to go wobbly, especially in light of the cowardice of the present court.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:05 AM (Sroko)
Who in Florida would replace him? Byron Donalds?

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 11:14 AM (LHPAg)

38 18 Supreme Court not hearing cases between states call into question 'What authority does the Court have?', leading to further separation of state to state (Articles of Confederation, anyone?) and separation of Federal authority over states.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:09 AM (D2ex+)

It's a good point. They have taken power they did not have enumerated (judicial review) and shirked the responsibilties that was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:14 AM (bss/y)

39 They should have a Florida state court judge the case then, and issue a financial penalty.

What are CA and WA going to do, take it to the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 27, 2026 11:15 AM (okun6)

40 >>> I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)


The commerce clause isn't a suicide pact. Could California just redefine a CDL as a license to go around in other states in clown suits and rape the populace? They are not far from that. If standards are not enforced and the blackrobed politburo just stands off to the side smirking then there is actually no agreement, it is null and void, and screw the law.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:15 AM (3uBP9)

41 31
I can think of few people I'd more like to see on SCOTUS. At this point, I don't see him successfully attaining the presidency, given that there are others in line ahead of him, although obviously I think he would be excellent there as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

I agree. Thomas isn't going to live forever. Nor is Alito. Need to get a solid constitutionalist to replace them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:15 AM (N39Ws)

42 Thx Joe.

Roberts has finally succumbed to the feminine wiles of KBJ. "Do as I say or I will fart in your general direction" Dread Judge Roberts ' anything but that"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 11:15 AM (hpwtA)

43 34 29 movie allusions all over this short thread, and TJM is nowhere to be seen

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Sroko)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)

Yeah, TJM's 'insight' could be valuable- at least for a laugh. Too bad he isn't here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)

44 43 Yeah, TJM's 'insight' could be valuable- at least for a laugh. Too bad he isn't here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)

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Dude's an illiterate asshole.

I don't know why any of you people respond to him at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:16 AM (pT0dx)

45 Justice Meatball has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:16 AM (ImXfC)

46 I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)


Fuck it. Violate the Commerce Clause. When Cali or Washington sues over the matter, point out that, as a controversies between two or more states, SCOTUS has exclusive original jurisdiction. If SCOTUS, once again, refuses to hear the issue... done and dusted.

If they choose to hear the issue, Florida may rightly point out that the whole unpleasantness could have been avoided by them doing their fucking job in the first place and then point out that Cali and Washington are violating federal law by issuing CDLs to persons not fluent in English.

Time to point out, again and again, the utter lack of feck amongst most of the members of the judiciary. If they want to play black robed gods then they cannot ignore the issues for which they are the specific judge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:16 AM (ExV1e)

47 As the crime occurred in Florida, and the Supreme Court abdicated jurisdiction, jurisdiction remains with the state.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (okun6)

48 Taking this case could adversely affect my invitations to cocktail parties.

Posted by: Ron Joberts at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (VHUov)

49 If standards are not enforced and the blackrobed politburo just stands off to the side smirking then there is actually no agreement, it is null and void, and screw the law.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:15 AM (3uBP9)

A lot of this going around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (bss/y)

50 I’d love to have a job like scotus.

Boss: hey we need you to complete these tasks today

Me: you know I really don’t feel like it so your motion is denied. I’m taking the rest of the week off. See ya Monday.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (ImXfC)


Sounds like a Senator.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

51 The Florida legislature could require a special supplemental fee on CDL's issued in "certain" other states, say California, Washington, and New York (to name a few), to be paid by trucking companies and/or insurers before a driver could operate on Florida roads.

They'd get sued by those other states, and lets see if that case gets taken by the court.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (C2m2z)

52 At this point, I’d be in favor of putting Mannix’ chimp on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

53 22
I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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These days, The law is the law that can be enforced. If a state can get away with it, it is the law. If corporate can get away with it, it is legal.

Pfizer has not been punished for intentionally withholding information that would have validated Trump's position in 2020.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (D2ex+)

54 Oh, frozen pizza review: I tried a cottage cheese crust pizza. It was horrifying. Just don't.

Just like the court didn't take this case!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (bss/y)

55 Honoring licenses isn't required by the Constitution or SCOTUS. It's a compact between the states called the Driver License Compact.

Florida could remove itself from it, enter agreements with individual states to honor their drivers licenses, and refuse to honor CA's.

So, anyone with CA tags in FL gets pulled over and fined unless they get some kind of specific license from FL allowing them to drive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (pT0dx)

56 Kavanaugh has explicitly complained that SCOTUS doesn't take enough cases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)


And, yet, he was not among the dissenters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (ExV1e)

57 The court acting like the hear no evil etc. monkeys - all that means is Florida is being denied the least harmful option to solve the problem that still exists, California executive branch actions that defy federal law and directly result in the death of Florida citizens. California's malicious indifference to the life and safety of Florida citizens still must be addressed - I'm sure DeSantis will come up with something.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (uR/bV)

58 These canapes are delicious.

Posted by: John Roberts at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (fmbc9)

59 56 Kavanaugh has explicitly complained that SCOTUS doesn't take enough cases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)

And, yet, he was not among the dissenters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (ExV1e)

Talk is cheap.
-Tuco

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (bss/y)

60 56 Kavanaugh has explicitly complained that SCOTUS doesn't take enough cases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:13 AM (pT0dx)

And, yet, he was not among the dissenters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (ExV1e)

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Internal SCOTUS politics, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (pT0dx)

61 Correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to recall some Justice admitting that if they heard arguments about the elections, there would be riots.

As for this idiotic decision, it's going to get a hell of a lot uglier if people think that illegals are untouchable and above the law.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (OPGS/)

62 Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 11:14 AM (LHPAg)
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He's term limited, and Donald is running to replace him right now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (C2m2z)

63 50
Me: you know I really don’t feel like it so your motion is denied. I’m taking the rest of the week off. See ya Monday.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (ImXfC)

Sounds like a Senator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

Now do government workers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (N39Ws)

64 The chamber of commerce will (or may already have) complain that this will increase trucking costs in Florida. Because as we all know the only thing that matters is profit margins. So what if a few people die on the roads? You don’t want the price of tomatoes to increase by 0.02% do you?

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:20 AM (ImXfC)

65 Now do government workers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (N39Ws)

SCOTUS is exactly that.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:20 AM (ImXfC)

66 Good morning. I would like Cruz on SCOTUS. He really is a fun atty to watch.

Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 11:20 AM (uOLAf)

67 61 Correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to recall some Justice admitting that if they heard arguments about the elections, there would be riots.

As for this idiotic decision, it's going to get a hell of a lot uglier if people think that illegals are untouchable and above the law.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (OPGS/)

And by not hearing it, they deliberately set up the J6 reichstag fire and the Congressional star chamber.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)

68 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (zucrn)

69 Can't be. Roberts told me there are only justices. Not partisan political hacks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (zucrn)

70 37 8 I am intrigued by the idea (that he himself floated) of appointing DeSantis to SCOTUS. I think we can trust him not to go wobbly, especially in light of the cowardice of the present court.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Don't trust DeSantis judgement. He backbit the man who brought him to the table. He aligned himself with the GOPe during his presidential run. That's more than enough for a no vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (D2ex+)

71 It was just a couple thousand people jailed without charge and tortured. As long as Roberts did not have to see riots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (bss/y)

72 Good morning. I would like Cruz on SCOTUS. He really is a fun atty to watch.

Ah, yeah. Another seat opens up.

Posted by: John Cornyn at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

73 Internal SCOTUS politics, probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:19 AM (pT0dx)


Barrett isn't going to date him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (ExV1e)

74 At the airport. Seems American has made it standard practice to gate change willy nilly. Im on the 2nd terminal and 3rd gate since 7am.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (zucrn)

75 The Bulwark: "Building a supermajority means linking arms with people you disagree with, and a big tent includes Platner."

They're doing the meme. Why we have to vote for an actual Nazi to stop Nazi Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (Kdi1r)

76
Byron Donalds, next governor of the great state of Florida.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (D2ex+)

77 75 The Bulwark: "Building a supermajority means linking arms with people you disagree with, and a big tent includes Platner."

They're doing the meme. Why we have to vote for an actual Nazi to stop Nazi Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (Kdi1r)

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So, I guess Republicans aligning with Trump just makes sense to them now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (pT0dx)

78 The Bulwark: "Building a supermajority means linking arms with people you disagree with, and a big tent includes Platner."

They're doing the meme. Why we have to vote for an actual Nazi to stop Nazi Trump!


Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

79
76
Byron Donalds, next governor of the great state of Florida.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:22 AM (D2ex+)

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"Fishback has incredible support from the young!"
-Baris

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (pT0dx)

80 I bet if FL decided to revoke CA CDLs in their jurisdiction the court would get involved...

Posted by: Inogame at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (53oGX)

81 Roger Taney was worse, but not by much.
Posted by: Bulg at

Just looked up Taney, and it looks like he had honest, although wrong, beliefs.
Robert's got nothin. I think he's pulling ahead.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 27, 2026 11:24 AM (sl73Y)

82 78 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

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*after 12 years of TDS*

"So...Vance is Hitler now?"

"I'm tired, boss."

"Vance is Hitler! Dance to the tune, monkey!"

"Vance didn't even rape kids, boss."

"Dance! Dance!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:24 AM (pT0dx)

83 Don't trust DeSantis judgement. He backbit the man who brought him to the table. He aligned himself with the GOPe during his presidential run. That's more than enough for a no vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:21 AM (D2ex+)


IIRC, he also shut down Florida - for a time - during covid and had people arrested on the beach.

I don't know if he'd be a good justice or a bad one but his life story is all about the advancement, in government ranks, of DeSantis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

84 I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)

California doesn't recognize my carry permit. There is no reason for my state to recognize California's driver's licenses.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 11:25 AM (Kdi1r)

85 From the Art thread:

205 >Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2026 10:41 AM (MtA6K)
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what is the inbound missile activity in your area?
stay safe, get small
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2026 10:44 AM (ZxPkt)


See, that should never be a reasonable question. I'm reminded of an exchange I saw many years ago, it may have been on Charlie Rose, during one of the old terrorism surges. Paraphrasing from rough memory:

Interviewer: You live in Tel Aviv. Tell me what it's like right now.

Interviewee: It's a beautiful city with beautiful people, great weather, huge business energy, amazing nightlife. Fun beaches, great for kids. Sometimes a bus blows up.

Posted by: SciVo at May 27, 2026 11:25 AM (Sy6m/)

86 The supreme court is patently partisan... as is the judiciary in general... when it's not in full insurrection mode. We're not voting our way out of that one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 11:25 AM (jehhT)

87 When the civil authorities refuse to administer Justice, you have tyranny.

Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 27, 2026 11:25 AM (qFwJc)

88 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

Nah, they will just move on to the next grift or try to say they were the true conservatives all along and buy my articles.

I think the fact that Trump is finite is part of how they justify all this. It is remarkable watching people. Amazing the mental gymnastics they go through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:26 AM (bss/y)

89 No justice, no peace

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2026 11:26 AM (Vh9CX)

90 Paxton Beats Cornyn—and Blows a $250 Million Hole in Republican's Senate Map

That's the Time Mag lede today.
Paxton winning blows up Trump's agenda.

"For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?"

Can we take these people for a walk along with the judges?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:27 AM (D2ex+)

91 In response to this incident, Florida filed suit against California and Washington in October of last year. Being a conflict between the states, the case went before the Supreme Court. Or, rather it should have gone before the Supreme Court.
_________

Were California and Washington arguing that some other avenue of relief was available? Or that the whole controversy is nonjusticiable and Florida is just SOL? They had to put some kind of argument forward.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2026 11:27 AM (XvL8K)

92 Interviewer: You live in Tel Aviv. Tell me what it's like right now.

Interviewee: It's a beautiful city with beautiful people, great weather, huge business energy, amazing nightlife. Fun beaches, great for kids. Sometimes a bus blows up.


Those darn buses. Somebody should do something about them. Give them a good talking-to maybe.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:28 AM (vTZFs)

93 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.

Nope. The next Republican star will be branded as Hitler and Trump will be remembered fondly for his moderate stances.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:28 AM (OPGS/)

94 90 Paxton Beats Cornyn—and Blows a $250 Million Hole in Republican's Senate Map

That's the Time Mag lede today.
Paxton winning blows up Trump's agenda.

"For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?"

Can we take these people for a walk along with the judges?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:27 AM (D2ex+)

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I welcome Democrats thinking that weird, heretical gnome Talarico who wants to ban meat is going to invent a million extra votes in Austin that don't exist to overcome the massive rurals that no one can catch in polling who will end up hating the little freak in favor of the guy they just overwhelmingly made their nominee despite literally a decade of statewide efforts to destroy him.

It's like CA and NY progressives just heard of Paxton yesterday and are holding up news stories Texas has known about for 5 years like it's new news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:29 AM (pT0dx)

95 Yeah, we tried a venue outside of SCOTUS for "vigorous discussions" between the states in the 1860s, and it didn't end well.

Posted by: pookysgirl had relatives on both sides of those "discussions" at May 27, 2026 11:29 AM (Wt5PA)

96 State DMVs should ban those drivers right at their State's borders.

That would bring the Scourt into play.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2026 11:29 AM (oyck1)

97 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.

Nope. The next Republican star will be branded as Hitler and Trump will be remembered fondly for his moderate stances.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:28 AM (OPGS/)

Concur. They see W as a moderate Republican Statesman now. He used to be Chimpy McHitler.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 11:29 AM (Kdi1r)

98 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliss at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (EAcP3)

99 Stop Nazis by voting for a Nazi to oppose the guy who is an Israel ally.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (ImXfC)

100 84 I hope Florida has evil lawyers who can figure out a way to ban drivers using CDLs issued by specific states without violating the Commerce Clause. Seems like you could do that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (sRUtW)

California doesn't recognize my carry permit. There is no reason for my state to recognize California's driver's licenses.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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As the Supreme Court moves itself closer and closer to irrelivance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (D2ex+)

101 "For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?"

Of course, there was a way but Thune and Cornyn thought they didn't need it.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (vTZFs)

102 Republicans have Anna Paulina Luna
https://tinyurl.com/4z3693hm

Democrats have Rashida Tlaib
https://tinyurl.com/3p6dvef6

Choose wisely. Ew.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (d9i2R)

103 So Rubio or Vance is the next Hitler-in-waiting then. We should be able to always counter their stale predictable playbook.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)

104
It's like CA and NY progressives just heard of Paxton yesterday and are holding up news stories Texas has known about for 5 years like it's new news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:29 AM (pT0dx)


= = = = = =

Stop. Your use of logic baffles them. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:31 AM (zucrn)

105 We could go with the California is always wrong rule.

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2026 11:31 AM (FhXTo)

106 Yeah, california 'counting' the votes for 2 months after election day was no fraud, no sirree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:31 AM (bss/y)

107 The first thing the WSJ gave as Talarico’s bona fide is he was a “former seminarian”.

I laughed so hard I puked.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:32 AM (d9i2R)

108 So Rubio or Vance is the next Hitler-in-waiting then. We should be able to always counter their stale predictable playbook.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar

The counter is simple, but we don't really do it.

They absolutely do NOT believe anything like that. If they did, they'd be too terrified to say anything.

If Trump were half the tyrant they claim to think he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 27, 2026 11:32 AM (Kdi1r)

109 93 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.

Nope. The next Republican star will be branded as Hitler and Trump will be remembered fondly for his moderate stances.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:28 AM (OPGS/)

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This is the pattern, but I think the energy of anti-Trumpism is unique in a way that's going to hinder the Democrats ability to extend it full strength to the next target.

It's like how one major candidate can't retain the same coalition as the last. There will be changes (more Catholics here, fewer blacks there, etc.) in each transition.

So, what is anti-Trumpism? Well, it's hard left, AWFLs, black activists, and La Raza. GA primary voters this year were 9% white male.

One of the animating factors of anti-Trumpism has a sexual angle (grab 'em), and that goes away with Vance (or whomever).

I think that deflates the AWFL attack against whomever is next. Doesn't make it go away, but deflates it a bit.

All while Democrats have actively pushed out the white working class for pretty much 20 straight years since the rise of Obama.

The animating anti-Trump factors decrease but they get replaced with...what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pT0dx)

110 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

They’ll just cut and paste Trump for Vance in their talking points and keep the grift going.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (ImXfC)

111 ASS is here.

What happened to the 10 million extra Biden voters? I mean, if they weren't fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (zucrn)

112
Posted by: Aliss at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (EAcP3)

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Why were Democrats so racist against Kamala that they refused to come out at Joe Biden levels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pT0dx)

113 "For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?

——

I love how they think this is about Trump and not the constituents of TX.

Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (UCAqC)

114 104
Stop. Your use of logic baffles them. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:31 AM (zucrn)

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"DON'T YOU TEXAS VOTERS KNOW HE WAS IMPEACHED?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (pT0dx)

115 IIRC, he also shut down Florida - for a time - during covid and had people arrested on the beach.

I don't know if he'd be a good justice or a bad one but his life story is all about the advancement, in government ranks, of DeSantis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 27, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)
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He did that under pressure from the Federals, and took huge criticism from Trump himself when he reopened "too early". He's fine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (QTJr9)

116 Why were Democrats so racist against Kamala that they refused to come out at Joe Biden levels?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pT0dx)

10 million misogynists just stayed home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (bss/y)

117 111 ASS is here.

What happened to the 10 million extra Biden voters? I mean, if they weren't fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (zucrn)

Voter suppression clearly

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (okun6)

118 California doesn't recognize my carry permit. There is no reason for my state to recognize California's driver's licenses.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Or California marriage licenses.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (TtKY7)

119 You mean Blackrock paid Blackrock 787 million. It went from one pocket to the other.
All right before discovery.

Posted by: Reforger at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (gbGyB)

120 116 Why were Democrats so racist against Kamala that they refused to come out at Joe Biden levels?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pT0dx)

10 million misogynists just stayed home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (bss/y)

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Sounds like Democrats need a big ole struggle session with itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (pT0dx)

121 55 Honoring licenses isn't required by the Constitution or SCOTUS. It's a compact between the states called the Driver License Compact.

Florida could remove itself from it, enter agreements with individual states to honor their drivers licenses, and refuse to honor CA's.

So, anyone with CA tags in FL gets pulled over and fined unless they get some kind of specific license from FL allowing them to drive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:18 AM (pT0dx)

Can they do that with Canada too? Cut down on the yearly invasion of Quebexicans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

122 That story about Talarico’s church on the MR was horrifying.

That and the MAID story prove that Satan is alive and well, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

123 113 "For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?

——

I love how they think this is about Trump and not the constituents of TX.
Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (UCAqC)

Yeah. 'Cornyn was just minding his own business, jacking it- not hurting anyone! And Trump just came out of no where and would not leave him alone!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 11:36 AM (bss/y)

124 That story about Talarico’s church on the MR was horrifying.

That and the MAID story prove that Satan is alive and well, unfortunately.
Posted by: Bulg

Let me tell you who James Talarico really is.

-He thinks God is “non-binary”
-Used the Bible to say the Virgin Mary would support abortion.
-Declared Jesus Christ was a “radical feminist”.
-Says atheists are “more Christ-like” than Christians.
-Called men in women's sports a "far right conspiracy."
-Thinks illegal aliens are “more Patriotic” than Americans.
-Believes there are six biological sexes.
-Posted guides on how to evade ICE.
-Called the border a “giant welcome mat”.
-Wants to abolish prisons.
-When asked what he thinks about besides family, he said “trans kids”.
Now he's trying to convince Texas he's a moderate.
His own words say otherwise.
When the devil tells you he’s evil, you best believe him.
Ken Paxton is going to have a field day with this clown.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 11:36 AM (TtKY7)

125 I can see in 10 years The Bulwark talking about Trump saying he was a moderate. Bush was Hitler so was Cheney so was Romney so was Pence. And then 5 minutes later they were pragmatic “good Republicans” once safely out of power.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:36 AM (ImXfC)

126 110 Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

They’ll just cut and paste Trump for Vance in their talking points and keep the grift going.
Posted by: Heroq

We had out legitimate differences with Reagan Bush Trump, but at least he was reasonable and open to discussion. DeSantis Rubio Vance is a radical right-wing Christian extremist who can't be reasoned with!

Posted by: Leftwing Retards at May 27, 2026 11:36 AM (JCZqz)

127 117 111 ASS is here.

What happened to the 10 million extra Biden voters? I mean, if they weren't fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (zucrn)

Voter suppression clearly
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 27, 2026 11:35 AM (okun6)

Kamala still received more popular votes than the chocolate jesus.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

128 DON'T YOU TEXAS VOTERS KNOW HE WAS IMPEACHED?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (pT0dx)


= ===========


And he was acquitted due to a lack of any evidence whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:37 AM (zucrn)

129 If Trump were half the tyrant they claim to think he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


ooh! That sounds like a good story idea for an alternate history. "How America became peaceful again."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:38 AM (OPGS/)

130 128 DON'T YOU TEXAS VOTERS KNOW HE WAS IMPEACHED?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (pT0dx)


= ===========


And he was acquitted due to a lack of any evidence whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:37 AM (zucrn)

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"HE WAS IMPEACHED AND HE'S NOT LIVING WITH HIS WIFE LIKE A HEATHEN!! GOOD CHRISTIANS WILL VOTE FOR TALARICO!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:38 AM (pT0dx)

131 129 If Trump were half the tyrant they claim to think he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

ooh! That sounds like a good story idea for an alternate history. "How America became peaceful again."
Posted by: NR Pax at May 27, 2026 11:38 AM (OPGS/)

TheJamesMadison --
This is your cue.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2026 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

132 I wish Trump did just 10% of the things he is accused of doing by the left.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:39 AM (ImXfC)

133 One of the animating factors of anti-Trumpism has a sexual angle (grab 'em), and that goes away with Vance (or whomever).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
__________

I don't know about that. They already tried the couchfucker thing. They'll invent something else when the time comes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2026 11:40 AM (XvL8K)

134
Who was John Cornyn?

He was The Unfaithful Servant.


The Butler who spikes your tea or even bourbon(!) with arsenic to watch you die a slow dead even as you pay him top dollar. The one who eats your dog and watches your child drown because he cares nothing for you or about his job. He only does what ever he wishes to do.

You should have fired him long ago but Public Servant John Cornyn was left in place to burn the mansion down and abuse the sheep for years.

Fuck him and good riddance.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2026 11:40 AM (iJfKG)

135 If there existed a means of isolating and punishing Bad Actor States and Cities that would be the most effective means of bringing them to heel. Sadly the Federal government, and state governments ( in the case of cities) are unable or unwilling to pull the trigger on any long term actions. Add to that the collusion of the court system and yu have rotten states and cities acting with impunity.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

136 133
I don't know about that. They already tried the couchfucker thing. They'll invent something else when the time comes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2026 11:40 AM (XvL8K)

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They'll try, but nothing they come up with be equal to the audio of Trump sayin "grab 'em by the pussy".

Plus, Vance and Rubio are family men, married once, with kids. The attacks just won't hit in the same way.

It's about not just animating those who scream that every Republican is a rapist, but about recruiting the next generation as well. Millennial progressives are doomed to become progressive Boomers screaming about Nixon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:41 AM (pT0dx)

137 Cornyn can now put his Stetson back in the box. Maybe sell it at a second hand store.

It’s over Johnny. You can move permanently to Virginia.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:42 AM (d9i2R)

138 I can’t fault the Bulwark for existing. They found a niche and went with it. Good for them. What I can’t fathom is anyone who is a consumer of their content. It’s like bro really? Of all the political opinion available online this is where you hang your hat? lol.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:42 AM (ImXfC)

139 > Their lives will lose all meaning when Trump moves off the stage in '28.
---------
This morning's report had a this editorial by J.J.

"Of course the problem is Trump's watch will come to an end at noon on January 21 2029. Was the era of Donald Trump a one-off, a speed bump on the road to hell that our nation had or has been on for decades or has President Trump not only slammed on the brakes but has he succeeded in throwing us into reverse and putting America back on track towards sanity?"
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Since his two terms have been labeled as "anomalies" by the press, many of our political class and a large segment of the public... yes, his term(s) were a "one off."

The political class will see to it that any like him are excluded, the chattering class will demonize anyone like him, and the public will be told to shun anyone like him.

Vance, Rubio, DeSantis, etc. will all be overshadowed by Trump. And diminished in the press as ineffective.

Whether Trump's detractors lose all life's meaning is debatable. There's still demonizing to be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)

140 137 Cornyn can now put his Stetson back in the box. Maybe sell it at a second hand store.



Did he also run tv ads wearing a plaid shirt? And lemme guess driving a pickup truck? You know all Texas-y ‘n stuff.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:44 AM (ImXfC)

141 >>> They'll try, but nothing they come up with be equal to the audio of Trump sayin "grab 'em by the pussy".

Plus, Vance and Rubio are family men, married once, with kids. The attacks just won't hit in the same way.

It's about not just animating those who scream that every Republican is a rapist, but about recruiting the next generation as well. Millennial progressives are doomed to become progressive Boomers screaming about Nixon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:41 AM (pT0dx)


Vance cusses a lot. They'll have something. It will be taken wildly out of context, which honestly, so was what Trump said. Trump was just making a silly self depreciating joke. They'll do the same with Vance. That it will make no sense is irrelevant.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:44 AM (3uBP9)

142 Totally off-topic:

"Found footage" movies have more or less died a deserved death, though there are a (very) few good ones.

This might be one:

"Tribes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5xL-CZ1d9k

Looks interesting anyway.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2026 11:44 AM (iJfKG)

143 Seems to be a universal problem in DC - The Supreme court wants to Congress's job, Congress want to do the President's job, and the president... well GEOTUS wants to do his own job, but prior presidents were happy to do... I don't even know whose job they were trying to do. Congress's and the Supreme Court's for all I know.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 11:45 AM (vJrRc)

144 The first thing the WSJ gave as Talarico’s bona fide is he was a “former seminarian”.

I laughed so hard I puked.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:32 AM (d9i2R)

He keeps getting labeled as a pastor by the MSM, but my recollection is that he never finished seminary. Does he even have a license to exhort in his denomination?

Posted by: pookysgirl, still Protestant at May 27, 2026 11:45 AM (Wt5PA)

145 Well, sorta. The left wants control over the court because it's a wildly out of control supralegislature that has arrogated itself almost all of the power it possibly can. Sanity, to the extent that it still exists, is holding on by its fingernails and the left knows that if it captures the Court they can do what the fuck ever they want and a leftist court will stamp it with the imprimatur of being "constitutional."

Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 11:12 AM (oqH4h)
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They can do that - at which point half the states release statements saying they find all SCOTUS rulings from this point forward to be tainted and unenforceable in their states. The dems throw out that red meat for fundraising, but they know the blowback would be extreme and would be the first step in rolling back the Marshall decision, which the left cannot afford.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 27, 2026 11:45 AM (GZYu7)

146 137 Cornyn can now put his Stetson back in the box. Maybe sell it at a second hand store.

It’s over Johnny. You can move permanently to Virginia.
Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:42 AM (d9i2R)
Probably fill it with greenbux and give it to Telariceaux.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 11:45 AM (LHPAg)

147 *insert Democrat target* “He’s just like Trump!!

*republican target* yes, yes I am.

*sobs*

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:45 AM (d9i2R)

148 Florida can force the issue, force the Court to hear the case:
Bar all CA issued CDL drivers; seize their license and their rigs at the border.
You can guarantee they'll clear their docket to hear CA's suit.

And:
That would make these trucking companies hiring illegals howl in rage.

But, the lawsuit was silly--conservatives have to stop running to court like it's some neutral party that will fairly resolve political disputes:

1) the courts are illegitimate and have usurped too much power; these suits accede to and accept that
2) the courts are corrupt and will take every opportunity to rule against limited and conservative governance.
3) suits are just talk. The time for talk is well past.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 27, 2026 11:46 AM (73/SM)

149 “He keeps getting labeled as a pastor by the MSM, but my recollection is that he never finished seminary. Does he even have a license to exhort in his denomination?”

No. And his musings on religion tell you why. He’s not pastor to anyone but satan

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:47 AM (d9i2R)

150 113 "For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask: if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?

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I love how they think this is about Trump and not the constituents of TX.
Posted by: Piper
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Who are these Republicans that beseeched Trump?
Aren't they the one's he wants to be rid of?
Aren't they the one's we want gone?
And the concept of electing a pro MAGA, most effective AG against the left. Into the Senate doesn't blow Trump's agenda it puts a shark in with the anti-Trumpers.
Blow that up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:47 AM (D2ex+)

151 141
Vance cusses a lot. They'll have something. It will be taken wildly out of context, which honestly, so was what Trump said. Trump was just making a silly self depreciating joke. They'll do the same with Vance. That it will make no sense is irrelevant.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:44 AM (3uBP9)

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Let's be clear:

I'm not saying that the next won't be subject to attacks. He will be.

But I'm saying that the attacks just won't retain the same coalition as anti-Trumpism. They'll replay the Trump playbook against Vance or Rubio, and it just won't hit as well.

So, they'll have to shift and pivot into a new kind of attack to appeal to a new coalition. But, they've hollowed out the rest of their coalition overall.

Attacks against the next will feel...tired and exhausted and uninspiring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:47 AM (pT0dx)

152 To leftists, both the courts, and Democracy, are the Greatest Thing Ever - when things go their way.

But it’s the end of the world and they have no legitimacy when things don’t go their way. They keep threatening to “pack” the court with compliant, low frequency drones. I suppose illegal mass migration is a similar scheme, if you think about it in a Democracy importing millions of illegal voters is straight up treason, really.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 11:48 AM (UEOBX)

153 149 “He keeps getting labeled as a pastor by the MSM, but my recollection is that he never finished seminary. Does he even have a license to exhort in his denomination?”

No. And his musings on religion tell you why. He’s not pastor to anyone but satan

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:47 AM (d9i2R)

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He's on video referring to the Gospel of Thomas as scripture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:48 AM (pT0dx)

154 Has Usha Vance popped yet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

155 Governors in my state run ads in primaries every 4 years like clockwork showing him in plaid shirts.
One time he even rode a horse. He’s a regular guy just like YOU!!

Doesn’t matter who it is the ads are the same.

Never mind all these assholes are establishment hacks who wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything other than a designer clothes in real life and the closest they’d ever get to a horse was a lobbyist paid trip to the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (ImXfC)

156 As the Supreme Court moves itself closer and closer to irrelivance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:30 AM (D2ex+)

That and the way the left thumbs it's noses at any decision that doesn't go their way, they're already pretty much irrelevant.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (g8Ew8)

157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas news anymore at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Wt5PA)

158 In the past, Republicans who were attacked were mostly pussies. They responded by dissembling and running from the questions the msm was peddling. Now that Trump has effectively put a spear in that beast, republicans respond forcefully, with facts and then get their story and narrative out through other channels. Channels that people actually listen to.

It’s a new day. Those old attacks and methods won’t work anymore. People care about results and keeping promises. Trump did that. Whoever follows must do the same.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (d9i2R)

159 158 It’s a new day. Those old attacks and methods won’t work anymore. People care about results and keeping promises. Trump did that. Whoever follows must do the same.

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (d9i2R)

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"I don't care, Margaret."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:51 AM (pT0dx)

160 even if that leaves states with no venue whatsoever to sort out their grievances with each other.

Concur. Sumpter could always happen, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 11:51 AM (0sNs1)

161
Honoring licenses isn't required by the Constitution or SCOTUS. It's a compact between the states called the Driver License Compact.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Well that seems like an easy opening. Go for it, Florida!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:51 AM (sRUtW)

162 Didn’t the left tell me about 100 million times anyone associated with religion is a stupid poopy head who believes in Spaghetti monsters?

But now we’re supposed to elect one as a senator.

Weird.

Posted by: Heroq at May 27, 2026 11:51 AM (ImXfC)

163
Has Usha Vance popped yet?
Posted by: Bulg

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July.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM (sRUtW)

164 > “He keeps getting labeled as a pastor by the MSM, but my recollection is that he never finished seminary. Does he even have a license to exhort in his denomination?”
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He's exactly what the Democrats think a pastor should be. So they'll continue to label him as such.

Plus, it sullies actual pastors. A bonus.

Recall how the left uses language...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM (jehhT)

165 He's on video referring to the Gospel of Thomas as scripture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:48 AM (pT0dx)

What kind of seminary did he go to?!

Posted by: pookysgirl thought this was settled millennia ago at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM (Wt5PA)

166 There is no direct way to force the Supreme Court to hear a case.

The Chief Justice and other Justices can be impeached and convicted (removed) for not taking-up a case, after the fact. Then replacements who swear they will take-up the case can be nominated by POTUS and confirmed by the Senate. This takes time. Would there be enough time for that process between an election and the Constitutionally-mandated date to swear-in a POTUS? Then there is risk of the replacements not fulfilling their promise. If so, wash, rinse, repeat. I guess.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM (5rh/l)

167 He's a semenarian

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 11:53 AM (gKWVE)

168 Phony working man douchebag Springsteen is doing a No Kings tour, proving he is clueless what working people actually think. Some friends from my hometown Cleveland are posting pics/video form the concert. His workingman schtick was stupid and worn out 40 years ago but people still suck it up, it would seem.

Posted by: Ripley at May 27, 2026 11:53 AM (GUOwU)

169 167 He's a semenarian

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 11:53 AM (gKWVE)

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"YOU MUST DO AS ANY SEMINARIAN SAYS! EXCEPT THE ONES WHO SAY THINGS I DON'T LIKE!"
-Reddit, 99% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:54 AM (pT0dx)

170 I'm having a pretty good week HF DXing. I worked a radio club in Kastoria Greece, and used Google Street View to explore the place. Very picturesque! It would be fun to rent a moped and ride around it for a week. Check it out.

Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 11:54 AM (Wq24h)

171 Spaghetti monsters???

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 11:54 AM (Oy/m2)

172 The Gospel of Thomas is Gnostic garbage. It is not in the Canon for good reason.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 11:54 AM (Gqar8)

173 Any illegals that kills an America, intentionally or not, should be hung within 6 months of the crime .

They are illegals, they have no right to a complex long running American trial.

Yes we want to verify they did the deed, but older style American courts provided that and returned verdicts in a timely manner

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

174 157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas
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Show me a senator who is not either an adulterer or a bugger.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 11:55 AM (D2ex+)

175 166 There is no direct way to force the Supreme Court to hear a case.

The Chief Justice and other Justices can be impeached and convicted (removed) for not taking-up a case, after the fact. Then replacements who swear they will take-up the case can be nominated by POTUS and confirmed by the Senate. This takes time. Would there be enough time for that process between an election and the Constitutionally-mandated date to swear-in a POTUS? Then there is risk of the replacements not fulfilling their promise. If so, wash, rinse, repeat. I guess.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM (5rh/l)

Just have the cases held in state courts. If the Supreme Court wants them changed to their court, they'll have to actually hear the case. Otherwise we're back to the pre-Constitution system.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 27, 2026 11:55 AM (okun6)

176 Didn’t the left tell me about 100 million times anyone associated with religion is a stupid poopy head who believes in Spaghetti monsters?

Ask them about Imams, Gurus, or Shamans though and their answer changes...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (sKqQm)

177 Supreme Court Justices can be impeached, too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (QGaXH)

178 Springsteen is doing a No Kings tour, proving he is clueless what working people actually think. Some friends from my hometown Cleveland are posting pics/video form the concert. His workingman schtick was stupid and worn out 40 years ago but people still suck it up, it would seem.
Posted by: Ripley at May 27, 2026 11:53 AM (GUOwU)


============

He used a teleprompter for his latest anti Trump rant.

He's a talent free has been hack. Anyone spending money on him is a communist prick.

F*ck them all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (zucrn)

179 157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas news anymore at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Wt5PA)

He did cheat on his wife.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (tOcjL)

180 160 even if that leaves states with no venue whatsoever to sort out their grievances with each other.

Concur. Sumpter could always happen, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2026 11:51 AM (0sNs1
The democommies want another war. This one would make 1861-1865 look tame.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2026 11:57 AM (LHPAg)

181 What kind of seminary did he go to?!
Posted by: pookysgirl thought this was settled millennia ago at May 27, 2026 11:52 AM

Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology, I'm guessing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 11:57 AM (iUsgH)

182 The left then: Just because the president sexually harassed his underlings, had an affair in the oval office, and probably raped a woman is no one else's business. The president is allowed to have a sex life

The left now: A senate candidate might have had an affair?!? OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! We can't have that kind of man in office!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 11:57 AM (sKqQm)

183 The “Reverend” Sharptone has no degree either, iirc. Just a grifter.

My conspiracy theory isn’t so much of a theory, if you read the policy planning documents and articles published of the 1950s, the path to a globalist society had to do something about the role of established religion.

America was great because Americans were good, by and large. I do believe the spook agencies or similar spent a lot of time and effort destabilizing the black community and the mainstream denominations, to dilute the political effects downstream.

Note well too - Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul were followed (eventually) by Obama, Merkel, Francis, et al. Sort of a tit for tat. And it makes sense from the globalist perspective. You can’t very well have the people believing there is a higher authority than an unelected bureaucrat in Brussels, or the EPA. That just won’t do.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 11:57 AM (UEOBX)

184 177 Supreme Court Justices can be impeached, too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (QGaXH)

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Paxton's impeachment made him more powerful politically because it didn't actually lead to a conviction.

Unless you can guarantee conviction, impeachment just makes the target more powerful politically because they get acquitted of any charges.

Without that guarantee, impeachment is worse than failure theater. It's actually a process that will make the other side stronger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:57 AM (pT0dx)

185 Hollywood Upstarts Religious College

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

186 The PC-USA has long been apostate, in practice. They were the Doctrine as a skin suit.

Posted by: tubal at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

187 I don't give a damn about a politicians personal life as long as it does not intrude on his/her public work. I am voting for people who want to save this country. Period.

I'll take imperfect warriors over blow dried fakes every single day. The idea is to win the war.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

188 >>> Springsteen is doing a No Kings tour, proving he is clueless what working people actually think. Some friends from my hometown Cleveland are posting pics/video form the concert. His workingman schtick was stupid and worn out 40 years ago but people still suck it up, it would seem.
Posted by: Ripley at May 27, 2026 11:53 AM (GUOwU)


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He used a teleprompter for his latest anti Trump rant.
He's a talent free has been hack. Anyone spending money on him is a communist prick. F*ck them all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (zucrn)


And his singing always sounds like his starter is going bad.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (3uBP9)

189 Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology, I'm guessing.

I wonder how many under-29 year olds even know what that's referring to.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

190 impeachment > impearment > impineapplement

Posted by: gp at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (Wq24h)

191 The "close cover" part I mean.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

192 Damn taking them out of context and trying to paint them in the worst possible light!

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Talarico: "They're going to dig up all kinds of old statements, take them out of context and try to paint them in the worst possible light."

Translation: I’m going to try to distance myself from my own words and beliefs so I can pretend to be a moderate until after I’m elected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)

193 He's a talent free has been hack. Anyone spending money on him is a communist prick. F*ck them all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM

*recalls Springsteen concert photos proudly posted by commie FB contact*

Yup.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:00 PM (iUsgH)

194 192 Damn taking them out of context and trying to paint them in the worst possible light!

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Talarico: "They're going to dig up all kinds of old statements, take them out of context and try to paint them in the worst possible light."

Translation: I’m going to try to distance myself from my own words and beliefs so I can pretend to be a moderate until after I’m elected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)

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The entire generation of the left that matured in the BLM/covid era is going to say this for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:00 PM (pT0dx)

195 Bruce Stinksteen is worth about $1B.

Nice to seem him lecture working people they should stop supporting Trump because uh...Trump's rich and out of touch or something

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:00 PM (sKqQm)

196 195 Bruce Stinksteen is worth about $1B.

Nice to seem him lecture working people they should stop supporting Trump because uh...Trump's rich and out of touch or something

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2026 12:00 PM (sKqQm)

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He should donate all of it to Planned Parenthood. He should live in a cardboard box to help poor women looking for healthcare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:01 PM (pT0dx)

197 4 Florida should now revoke the full faith and credit of California and Washington and refuse to recognize those states drivers licenses.

Or declare war on them. Either works.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 27, 2026 11:04 AM (hYL69)

Or their CDLs at the very least.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:01 PM (T6aVk)

198 Springsteen is in dire need of a single casualty vehicle crash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (zucrn)

199
Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology
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*?*

Posted by: Millennials, Genx at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (XeU6L)

200 198 Springsteen is in dire need of a single casualty vehicle crash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (zucrn)

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*digging up Princess Diana's corpse*
-Dr. Fronk-en-stine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (pT0dx)

201 Excellent post Joe Mannix.

When I first heard of this non-ruling/dismissal, I was (to the extent still possible) a little shocked.

A power, an obligation, expressly stated in the constitution - unlike so much of what the judiciary and guvamint in general engages in - simply shirked, denied, without explanation.

Turns out judicial failure to exercise its *legitimate* authority is just as pernicious to rule of law and the constitution as the usurpation that's been running wild for decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (U/Byj)

202 Talarico: "They're going to dig up all kinds of old statements, take them out of context and try to paint them in the worst possible light."

Like the Gospel of Thomas did?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM (gKWVE)

203 These judicial superheroes are uniformed in robes, but can we also get them capes? That would be a nice touch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 12:03 PM (D1E+2)

204 Without that guarantee, impeachment is worse than failure theater. It's actually a process that will make the other side stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Many who worked the impeachment of Paxton are no longer in office or are out the door when this term closes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:03 PM (D2ex+)

205 When did blaring speakerphone instead of putting the phone to your ear become the norm? I don't need in on your conversation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (zucrn)

206 204 Without that guarantee, impeachment is worse than failure theater. It's actually a process that will make the other side stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Many who worked the impeachment of Paxton are no longer in office or are out the door when this term closes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:03 PM (D2ex+)

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If you shoot at the king, you better not miss.

This applies to AGs of TX as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (pT0dx)

207 157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas news anymore at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Wt5PA)
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Paxton's personal life is a fucking dumpster fire and Texas republicans need to accept that.

I'm not voting for him to be my pastor or to date my daughter so i don't really give a rat's ass but it is what it is and it will be used against him in the election by Talafreako.

Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)

208 For more than a year, Republicans beseeched President Donald Trump’s advisers in the White House with a simple ask:

if he couldn’t find his way to endorsing Sen. John Cornyn, could he at least keep his mouth shut?


Why?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (TtKY7)

209 Reading the crap that Talarico allowed to be in his school's library, he isn't coming within ten points of Paxton.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (hpwtA)

210 And his singing always sounds like his starter is going bad.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (3uBP9)

That's not singing when he attempts to sing. More like mumbling words .

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (Oy/m2)

211 Talarico in his own words:


https://tinyurl.com/yk7xeumb


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (D2ex+)

212 179 157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas news anymore at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Wt5PA)

He did cheat on his wife.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 11:56 AM (tOcjL)

This is well known and his wife, Angela, is in the TX Senate. Not sure if/when the divorce is final though.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (T6aVk)

213
The entire generation of the left that matured in the BLM/covid era is going to say this for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

If you're talking about issues that will embarrass future lefty leaders, add: climate change.

I bet AOC herself will claim that it was always about reducing air pollution and regulating the energy industry, not preventing floods and fires, you sillies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (sRUtW)

214 "And his singing always sounds like his starter is going bad.
Posted by: banana Dream"


LOL! That is a perfect description. Maybe that is why he was so popular decades ago in Cleveland. Everybody there was used to that sound.

Posted by: Ripley at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (GUOwU)

215 207 157 What's the actual deal with Paxton and the adultery claims? I know he's not a saint, but no politician is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not hooked into Texas news anymore at May 27, 2026 11:50 AM (Wt5PA)
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Paxton's personal life is a fucking dumpster fire and Texas republicans need to accept that.

I'm not voting for him to be my pastor or to date my daughter so i don't really give a rat's ass but it is what it is and it will be used against him in the election by Talafreako.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)

AKA, Paxton is gonna need another male heavy vote this November, so men get ready to deliver...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (tOcjL)

216 Damn taking them out of context and trying to paint them in the worst possible light!

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Talarico: "They're going to dig up all kinds of old statements, take them out of context and try to paint them in the worst possible light."

Translation: I’m going to try to distance myself from my own words and beliefs so I can pretend to be a moderate until after I’m elected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (ndZc7)

=====

The entire generation of the left that matured in the BLM/covid era is going to say this for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:00 PM (pT0dx)
__________

I suspect given this twink's statement that he knows and expects that even worse shit is gonna come out about him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

217 She single handedly created a perfect defense.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4zc8vx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7)

218 Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology
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*?*
Posted by: Millennials, Genx at May 27, 2026 12:02 PM


Hey, Gen X would get that.

Except maybe TJM...that guy doesn't get anything.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (bFu5X)

219 Supreme Court Justices can be impeached, too.
———

How many federal judges of any flavor have ever been impeached and removed from office?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Maybe 4 or 5 in 200 years? It really ought to be fairly routine, considering some of the jackass rulings over the years. Congress largely abdicated their role long ago, in favor of acting like spectators.

Say, for one example - declaring Americans are on the hook, taxpayers must pay their tax dollars to send millions of illegal aliens to public schools. That’s insane. Worse, it has evolved into an elaborate, multi-billion dollar fraud operation.

And the schools largely suck. I recall our school district mass mailing out expensive full color brochures, positively gushing that “over 80!!” different languages were spoken there. Isn’t that awesome?

Have to go to school for a long time to get that stupid. To actually think that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 12:06 PM (UEOBX)

220 King David’s personal life was a dumpster fire, too. Sometimes you just gotta take the bad with the good.

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

221 209 Reading the crap that Talarico allowed to be in his school's library, he isn't coming within ten points of Paxton.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (hpwtA)

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Do people think that nationwide swings in the congressional ballot reflect evenly across the nation?

That D+30 districts and R+30 districts will move in the same direction at the same rate because the national environment went from R+3 to D+6 or whatever? That the D+30 district will become D+39 and the R+30 district will become R+21?

Because that's not how it works.

How it works is that the deep blue enclaves will turn out at higher numbers and the deep red enclaves will turn out at slightly lower numbers. It will be uneven.

So, if the national environment does shift 9 points left from 2024 (doubtful, I suspect 6 or so), TX won't shift 9 points to the left. It'll shift like 2-3 points while NY shifts 15.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:07 PM (pT0dx)

222 Paxton's personal life is a fucking dumpster fire and Texas republicans need to accept that.

I'm not voting for him to be my pastor or to date my daughter so i don't really give a rat's ass but it is what it is and it will be used against him in the election by Talafreako.
Posted by: ballistic at May 27, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)

Yep. I’m not voting for someone to have a beer with. I’m voting for someone to represent TX who will fight for what is right. Period.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:07 PM (T6aVk)

223 What the left seems to have forgotten is that the adherence to most of what passes for the usage of political power is just an agreement to go along. It's an agreement to let things happen and to respect one governmental organization by another.

There is little force behind any of it. If you want to put that under stress you need to make sure you have a solid backing behind you. The left no longer has that solid backing. They hold most of the 20% of the 80/20 issue splits. They've managed to split the billionaire class such that the most innovative and powerful of that group don't buy the left's message anymore.

You cannot make dramatic moves without support. If Florida refused to recognize Cal and Wash CDL's that would work because the people would be behind that move. And there wouldn't be enough political blowback to force Florida to back off.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 27, 2026 12:07 PM (GZYu7)

224 213 If you're talking about issues that will embarrass future lefty leaders, add: climate change.

I bet AOC herself will claim that it was always about reducing air pollution and regulating the energy industry, not preventing floods and fires, you sillies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (sRUtW)

======

Climate change is going to be nuclear power.

Baseline firmware that later generations just accept without thought and get overturned completely in a generation when the need arises to forget about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (pT0dx)

225 TMJ @28 with the clear path for FL. I think they're already doing some of it. And DHS has linked up with state police in at least OK and IN to do a "screening" operation of truckers. I don't know if that was just immigration related, but seems it should be both DHS and DOT culling the trucking labor force of illegals *and* incompetent, untrained, un-credentialed drivers. It's a logistically easy approach, to which there really aren't good workarounds for the perps (drivers and companies). If state and feds cooperate, game over.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (U/Byj)

226 216 I suspect given this twink's statement that he knows and expects that even worse shit is gonna come out about him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 27, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Platner's going to have a sex tape where he Seig Heil's Hitler by name, and we're going to be told "old news".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (pT0dx)

227 Commie simp that he is, I still like Thunder Road, Jungleland and others from his earlier stuff.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (XvL8K)

228 I wonder how many under-29 year olds even know what that's referring to.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM


Probably not many, but I've been using that gag for years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (bFu5X)

229 OT: I know commenters were talking about it yesterday, but there is a new Ferrari Luce meme going around funny as hell. It has Enzo Ferrari spinning in his grave. He's attached to it and the rotations are powering a generator that's charging a Ferrai Luce EV.

Posted by: JROD at May 27, 2026 12:09 PM (IlL6s)

230 190 impeachment > impearment > impineapplement

imspearmint > impeachment > impearment > impineapplement

Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:09 PM (v3pYe)

231 AKA, Paxton is gonna need another male heavy vote this November, so men get ready to deliver...
Posted by: Nova Local
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You didn't look at the Talarico link did you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:09 PM (D2ex+)

232 225 TMJ @28 with the clear path for FL. I think they're already doing some of it. And DHS has linked up with state police in at least OK and IN to do a "screening" operation of truckers. I don't know if that was just immigration related, but seems it should be both DHS and DOT culling the trucking labor force of illegals *and* incompetent, untrained, un-credentialed drivers. It's a logistically easy approach, to which there really aren't good workarounds for the perps (drivers and companies). If state and feds cooperate, game over.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 12:08 PM (U/Byj)

=====

Yeah, there's video of a trooper (I think in FL) asking a driver to read signs, and the guy couldn't read the signs.

He got arrested, not because of his immigration status but because of his obvious inability to meet CDL requirements.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:10 PM (pT0dx)

233 The animating anti-Trump factors decrease but they get replaced with...what?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pT0dx)

Anything.

They just murdered a mild-mannered, gregarious young Christian guy with zero baggage of any kind.

They don't need a reason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 12:10 PM (BI5O2)

234 Reuters: "Trump-backed candidate's landslide in Texas gives Democrats hope in November"
=====================
Yes, Democrats, if that makes sense in your world, spend money in Texas, lots and lots of money. You can make it true!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:11 PM (C0BiQ)

235 233 Anything.

They just murdered a mild-mannered, gregarious young Christian guy with zero baggage of any kind.

They don't need a reason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2026 12:10 PM (BI5O2)

======

I'm not talking about getting fringe crazies worked up.

I'm talking about coalition sized motivations and narratives that animate self-starting voting behavior from soft supporters who vote half the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:11 PM (pT0dx)

236 Apparently, with all the levers of power, VA may have a government shutdown June 30 b/c Ds can't pass a budget, and Louise and Abby have made this personal. You can't make this up...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (tOcjL)

237 234 Reuters: "Trump-backed candidate's landslide in Texas gives Democrats hope in November"
=====================
Yes, Democrats, if that makes sense in your world, spend money in Texas, lots and lots of money. You can make it true!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 27, 2026 12:11 PM (C0BiQ)

======

I'm genuinely shocked I haven't heard Christine O'Donnell's name mentioned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (pT0dx)

238 Platner's going to have a sex tape where he Seig Heil's Hitler by name, and we're going to be told "old news".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Platner: "Oh, Eva! Whip me! Beat me! Make me write hot blitzkrieg orders!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (TtKY7)

239 They can recognize 50 state CDL reciprocity while at the same time crawling up the ass of California drivers with a microscope. It is absolutely the right of every state to know who and what is driving on the highways.

Asset forfeiture. Impound the trailers, auction off the contents, confiscate the tractors. Deport the operators.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (UEOBX)

240 Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology, I'm guessing.

I wonder how many under-29 year olds even know what that's referring to.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

According to Duck,Duck,Go it apparently refers to Bob Ross

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (EcHpA)

241 So Florida highway police implements a basic english proficiency test for suspected deficient truck drivers and throws them in jail for a spell if they fail.

Also would impound truck for a painful period of time so that would motivate shippers not to use improper drivers.

Maybe extra attention on Calif/Wash based drivers.
That would seem to get SCOTUS off their duff.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (2Nfh9)

242 Apparently, with all the levers of power, VA may have a government shutdown June 30 b/c Ds can't pass a budget, and Louise and Abby have made this personal. You can't make this up...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM


Looks like the ship of state's about to hit a reef while on autopilot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (bFu5X)

243 238 Platner's going to have a sex tape where he Seig Heil's Hitler by name, and we're going to be told "old news".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Platner: "Oh, Eva! Whip me! Beat me! Make me write hot blitzkrieg orders!"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (TtKY7)

'Call me liebschein, bitch!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)

244 I'm genuinely shocked I haven't heard Christine O'Donnell's name mentioned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (pT0dx)


===============



She's you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (zucrn)

245 VA may have a government shutdown June 30 b/c Ds can't pass a budget, and Louise and Abby have made this personal. You can't make this up...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 12:12 PM (tOcjL)


The sisterhood, everybody! Even when two girls belong to the same political party they're still going to get into a hissing cat fight for personal status.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:14 PM (gKWVE)

246 244 She's you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (zucrn)

=======

She's...always been me?

*flashback through my life where I thought I was talking with her but I was just talking to myself*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:14 PM (pT0dx)

247 Should be interesting to see if anyone can come up with stuff that Platner did while contracting in Iraq. Suddenly Dems like ex military contractors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:14 PM (hpwtA)

248 @237 Burn the Witch!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:15 PM (hpwtA)

249 "The sisterhood, everybody! Even when two girls belong to the same political party they're still going to get into a hissing cat fight for personal status."
###

She knows what she did.

Posted by: The other girl at May 27, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

250 The "close cover" part I mean.
Posted by: Oddbob


Hey, they still make and sell matches...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (vJrRc)

251 240 Bob's Close Cover Before Striking School of Theology, I'm guessing.

I wonder how many under-29 year olds even know what that's referring to.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 27, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

According to Duck,Duck,Go it apparently refers to Bob Ross


i was scratching my head there a bit about the art school sprouting a theology department...

Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (v3pYe)

252 @237 Burn the Witch!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:15 PM


"I'm not a witch."

- Christine O'Donnell

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)

253 Platner's going to have a sex tape where he Seig Heil's Hitler by name, and we're going to be told "old news".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Platner: "Oh, Eva! Whip me! Beat me! Make me write hot blitzkrieg orders!"
Posted by: rickb223

'Call me liebschein, bitch!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Take my flammenwerfer! Take it!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (TtKY7)

254 247 Should be interesting to see if anyone can come up with stuff that Platner did while contracting in Iraq. Suddenly Dems like ex military contractors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:14 PM (hpwtA)

=====

Some major player was saying that he'd heard that there's oppo on Platner that will force him to leave the state.

Jerking in porto-potties is not that.

He's not the official nominee yet. Primary day is June 9.

June 10 we'll probably see the oppo dump.

Think AK in 2020 against Tom Cotton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (pT0dx)

255 She's you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:13 PM (zucrn)

Are you at a different airport?

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Oy/m2)

256 253 Platner's going to have a sex tape where he Seig Heil's Hitler by name, and we're going to be told "old news".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Platner: "Oh, Eva! Whip me! Beat me! Make me write hot blitzkrieg orders!"
Posted by: rickb223

'Call me liebschein, bitch!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Take my flammenwerfer! Take it!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (TtKY7)

Grenate!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

257 Boarding.

Adios, mofo's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (zucrn)

258 I imagine creating a very non-permissive environment for illegal/bad truckers in FL would be fairly easy and very effective. As noted by another commenter, bad/illegal drivers simply won't take FL loads, not worth it. And plenty of other companies to fill any gaps.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (U/Byj)

259
Climate change is going to be nuclear power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

You mean as a money-raising panic threat? I thought that was over already.

I was wondering what could possibly replace climate change as a globalist money-raiser, and I would have gone for some sort of permanent, looming microbial threat. The germs are coming.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (sRUtW)

260 257 Boarding.

Adios, mofo's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (zucrn)

Good luck, sponge. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)

261 I’m a little skeptical of the “data centers”, this sudden push, if only because it has to be something very, very important for everyone to turn on a dime overnight and say “never mind, no big deal” when it applies to the Carbon Cult of the Apocalypse Global Warming.

They don’t GAF about the grid, base load power generation, NG pipelines, outlawed coal, No Nukes, they practically dusted off the Morgenthau plan, now all of a sudden they need electricity. Lots and lots of electricity. Not for you or me.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (UEOBX)

262 Safe travels, Sponge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (bFu5X)

263 259 You mean as a money-raising panic threat? I thought that was over already.

I was wondering what could possibly replace climate change as a globalist money-raiser, and I would have gone for some sort of permanent, looming microbial threat. The germs are coming.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM (sRUtW)

======

Nothing will replace climate change.

That was once in an empire grift.

Everything will pale in comparison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (pT0dx)

264 @254 saw the other day that the guy who lost to Collins in 2020 is still in the Dem primary. If Platner leaves they do have a plan B albeit a loser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (hpwtA)

265 I can proudly say that I have never given Springsteen one red cent.

He always sounded to me like a feral cat getting fucked by a beagle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (D1E+2)

266 264 @254 saw the other day that the guy who lost to Collins in 2020 is still in the Dem primary. If Platner leaves they do have a plan B albeit a loser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (hpwtA)

======

Yes, this is why Collins hasn't unloaded on him yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (pT0dx)

267 128 DON'T YOU TEXAS VOTERS KNOW HE WAS IMPEACHED?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (pT0dx)


= ===========


And he was acquitted due to a lack of any evidence whatsoever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2026 11:37 AM (zucrn)

There was some fool here some time ago who kept insisting Paxton was unfit for office because he was “slimy” (said over and over again) and appointed himself the supreme expert of the impeachment trial. That poster has to be raging right about now.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (T6aVk)

268 Where is Sponge traveling to?

Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

269 @shannonrwatts

Let’s flood Talarico with donations:
-------

@RichardGrenell

Yes.
Spend your money in Texas!


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (D2ex+)

270 269 @shannonrwatts

Let’s flood Talarico with donations:
-------

@RichardGrenell

Yes.
Spend your money in Texas!


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (D2ex+)

====

Instead of NC, MI, or GA.

When Cooper has money troubles in NC and ends up losing a close race, Democrats are gonna be pissy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (pT0dx)

271 Where is Sponge traveling to?
Posted by: Bulg


New Jersey. Retirement party for an old boss. He was invited.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM (TtKY7)

272 Where is Sponge traveling to?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Oy/m2)

273 Was Florida seeking monetary damages? What other relief could they have been trying to realize from the suit?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM (bufu1)

274 249 "The sisterhood, everybody! Even when two girls belong to the same political party they're still going to get into a hissing cat fight for personal status."
###

She knows what she did.
Posted by: The other girl at May 27, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

And if not, Louise is tweeting it all out today.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM (tOcjL)

275 I was wondering what could possibly replace climate change as a globalist money-raiser, and I would have gone for some sort of permanent, looming microbial threat. The germs are coming.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2026 12:17 PM


Damn it, she broke the code!

- Ebola reporters everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM (bFu5X)

276
Think AK in 2020 against Tom Cotton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (pT0dx)

Tom Cotton isn’t in Alaska.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:21 PM (T6aVk)

277 Where is Sponge traveling to?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

The Twilight Zone.
Posted by: dantesed at May 27, 2026 12:20 PM


Nah, he's just detouring through it on the way to Jersey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:21 PM (bFu5X)

278 276
Think AK in 2020 against Tom Cotton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:16 PM (pT0dx)

Tom Cotton isn’t in Alaska.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:21 PM (T6aVk)

=====

Gah...

AR.

Arkansas.

I hate some of our abbreviations for states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:21 PM (pT0dx)

279 “He keeps getting labeled as a pastor by the MSM, but my recollection is that he never finished seminary. Does he even have a license to exhort in his denomination?”

No. And his musings on religion tell you why. He’s not pastor to anyone but satan

Posted by: That Guy at May 27, 2026 11:47 AM (d9i2R)



He's a serpent. Certainly a disciple of satan.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 27, 2026 12:22 PM (No6pV)

280 265 I can proudly say that I have never given Springsteen one red cent.

He always sounded to me like a feral cat getting fucked by a beagle.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2026 12:18 PM (D1E+2)

Yeah, he just never seemed interesting to me. I'd hear snippets and think 'That's not bad' but when you actually listen to the songs it was 'meh.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

281 267 128 DON'T YOU TEXAS VOTERS KNOW HE WAS IMPEACHED?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 11:34 AM (pT0dx)
----

It's an Austin ritual going back to Tom DeLay,
Any Republican, even Rick Perry, who gets in the Dems way gets indicted.
It's an Austin tradition.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2026 12:23 PM (D2ex+)

282 Ewok's awake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

283 Nood. Al Green.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

284 When Cooper has money troubles in NC and ends up losing a close race, Democrats are gonna be pissy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 27, 2026 12:19 PM (pT0dx)


Dude, I'm pissy that Thune and his fat donors blew $125 million on Cornyn.
Nice to know that the Dems can waste money too (which they did in VA redistricting)

Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2026 12:25 PM (gKWVE)

285 261 I’m a little skeptical of the “data centers”, this sudden push, if only because it has to be something very, very important for everyone to turn on a dime overnight and say “never mind, no big deal” when it applies to the Carbon Cult of the Apocalypse Global Warming.

you mean big like the latest content download?

Posted by: anachronda at May 27, 2026 12:31 PM (v3pYe)

286 21 It’s like they taught us in paralegal training: “The law is whatever a judge says it is.”
Posted by: Bulg

Preach it! ~ Judge Dredd
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (TezPK)

My word is the law.

Posted by: Mao at May 27, 2026 12:42 PM (T6aVk)

287 21 It’s like they taught us in paralegal training: “The law is whatever a judge says it is.”
Posted by: Bulg

Preach it! ~ Judge Dredd
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 27, 2026 11:10 AM (TezPK)

No, the law is what WE say it is. And we should never be questioned. We are The Good Guys!!!

Posted by: Police at May 27, 2026 12:44 PM (T6aVk)

288 Ah, at last. The Nood…

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2026 12:45 PM (T6aVk)

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