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Val de Funes, South Tyrol, Italy

Watch your step.

In case you missed it, this mini doodle puppy is just too much.

A stray cat nursed eight orphaned hedgehogs.

Parents adopt the shelter dog that their daughter had been caring for.

Boy is reunited with his missing dog.

Dramatic husky is a dying of thirst or something.

Dog adopts injured parrot.

Grieving mother adopts "unadoptable" cane corso on the day of his scheduled euthanasia.

Cute little skypuppy.

When the new neighbor moves in with their elderly dog and your pup starts removing vines so they can hang out..🐕🐶😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/e3Gby2yymz
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1 Fist!

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (vFG9F)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 26, 2026 07:00 PM (LdBR/)

3 Francehiddengems?

Where da hunchback?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 You know those houses in the hidden gem of France have rats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

5 Tyrollean wildflowers? Beautiful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2026 07:03 PM (qx7Zg)

6 Bats! We have bats!! O frabjous day!!!

Thank you, ace!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

7 You know those houses in the hidden gem of France have rats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

Of course. The French live in them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

8 You know those houses in the hidden gem of France have rats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)
----
And the rats also leave a lot of "hidden gems" laying around....just waiting for the unwary to step on them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (gnNyN)

9 That was either a baby elephant or Shaq walking by.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

10 Without my readers, I thought that said "Val de Fumes."

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 07:05 PM (gtcuf)

11 I hope we see a cuck get his comeuppance tonight. It would be especially cool if Cornyn had a rage-stroke and shit his pants on TV after he lost, but I can only ask for so much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:05 PM (BI5O2)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Bats!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 26, 2026 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

14 The Husky video cracked me up.

If Huskies are the breed closest to their wolf forbears, and therefore the LEAST domesticated, how can they be such excellent dramatic actors to manipulate humans?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2026 07:09 PM (HlyYF)

15 IDF plinked the latest Hamas "military" chief. He'd only been in his position a short time. I certainly hope both Hamas and Iran have changed the vesting standard for retirement of senior officials. Almost unfair not to, considering what have become the average terms in office (alive).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2026 07:09 PM (U/Byj)

16 I just had a brain fart. Since CA essentially has no controls over who gets to vote, what’s stopping us from driving over there and giving them a Republican governor?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2026 07:10 PM (P4bJX)

17 G'day, mate! Thank you for the bat in the Café!

Posted by: Chiroptophiles of AoSQH, Brisbane Chapter at May 26, 2026 07:10 PM (w/Cul)

18 8 You know those houses in the hidden gem of France have rats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Karen Gillen has rats in her house. She won't let her husband kill them.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sT4qIe2Ir4w

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 26, 2026 07:11 PM (46HP8)

19 You bastide!

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)

20 And the rats also leave a lot of "hidden gems" laying around....just waiting for the unwary to step on them...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2026 07:04 PM (gnNyN)

Sacré bleu! C'est la Hanta! Merde!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:12 PM (BI5O2)

21 If Huskies are ... the LEAST domesticated, how can they be such excellent dramatic actors to manipulate humans?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2026 07:09 PM

We ask this question constantly.

Posted by: Washington State fans at May 26, 2026 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

22 It is impossible for penguins to be cute and cuddly. At best, they can manage some precocious antics, which are quickly overshadowed by a mephitic funk that is far from endearing.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 26, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

23 Val de Funes, South Tyrol, Italy

Wow! Simply beautiful. I don't know how long green season is, but that looks like land worth conquering simply for the view.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 07:14 PM (oji8u)

24 especially cool if Cornyn had a rage-stroke and shit his pants on TV after he lost, but I can only ask for so much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:05 PM (BI5O2)

What they tend to do instead is to bitch about those nefarious Jews (Massie) or get out back to the Senate to say "I always hated you worthless yokels, now I'm going to make you pay" (Cassidy).

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 07:14 PM (gKWVE)

25 Oh they don't wear pants on the southern side of France. But they do use grass, just to cover up their ass.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 07:14 PM (gtcuf)

26
Primary Night Cafe

Primae Noctis Cafe?

Who is the Lord High Master Ace bedding this evening?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 26, 2026 07:14 PM (ixS3i)

27 Hatari. Baby Elephant Walk. Henry Mancini.

Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (EHxnB)

28 That Swiss suspension bridge looks like it's straight out of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (oji8u)

29 I just had a brain fart. Since CA essentially has no controls over who gets to vote, what’s stopping us from driving over there and giving them a Republican governor?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 26, 2026 07:10 PM

Nothing, they can't ask for an ID or where you live because their election laws forbid that. Got a feeling that if you just show up and vote for the republican they will toss your ballot though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (0N4FZ)

30 Val de Funes, now there is land you can yodel on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)

31
The paper mill explosion in Longview Washington is horrific.

Several people dead.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (3ek7K)

32 Maybe we should all get mail ballots from California

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

33 >Just today, I was driving by the school, making a left turn at about 10mph and a crow came out of nowhere and bounced off of the hood of my truck. No harm, but he did squirt a little poop.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

No harm, he says. Just "bounced off the hood", he says. Bitch, you sound like zombie Renee Good!

Posted by: Crow Rev. Wishbone literally knocked the shit out of at May 26, 2026 07:18 PM (ycI94)

34 What does a crow pay for a beverage at Starbucks?

A caw-fee.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Delurker at May 26, 2026 07:20 PM (gtcuf)

35 Fromage. Omlette du Fromage.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who learned French from Steve Martin at May 26, 2026 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

36 Willowed:
She cannot help her hair or her looks. There are so many truly horrendous things to criticize her over that I never understand why we waste it on something she cannot change.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 06:40 PM (Vvh2V)
~~~~~

Vogue did a spread on Debbie Wasserman-Schulz several years ago and gave her a complete makeover. She looked terrific--almost unrecognizable. But apparently she either didn't want to put in the work, or she liked her old look better because she went back to it immediately. Here's one of the pictures:

https://tinyurl.com/2tep7cdw

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR)

37 The paper mill explosion in Longview Washington is horrific.

Several people dead.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:16 PM (3ek7K)

Dang. My mom was from Longview. Prayers for the folks injured and dead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM (0aYVJ)

38 No harm!? I shit in your general direction!
- The Crow

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

39 Willowed:
243 Casting a vote against John Cornyn was enormously satisfying.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (X+xvk)

Yes, sir. Indeed. I did my best to retire the bastard.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM (Xdfhw)

40 I remember the aroma of the paper mill when we visited my grandparents as a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

41
Pug,

It is a gross smell. We had some in the South.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

42 remember the aroma of the paper mill when we visited my grandparents as a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

I grew up near a paper mill. It often smelled like ass. But I met my sweet hubby as a result. TL;DR

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:27 PM (Xdfhw)

43 Willowed:
243 Casting a vote against John Cornyn was enormously satisfying.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 26, 2026 07:01 PM (X+xvk)

Yes, sir. Indeed. I did my best to retire the bastard.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM

The wife and I did that last week during early voting. We did our part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7FaWnlhS4

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 07:27 PM (0N4FZ)

44
Yes, sir. Indeed. I did my best to retire the bastard.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:23 PM (Xdfhw)

___________

Voted against Cornyn. Voted for Middleton because I can't stand showboats like Roy but I know he'll be a disappointment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:27 PM (HdYcL)

45 The first thing I looked for in the picture of the village was a crazed muzzie driving into the tourists.

Posted by: RI Red at May 26, 2026 07:29 PM (fv8I4)

46 I wonder if those mountains in the picture are some intermediate form between young mountains like on the west coast USA and the tiny worn down old man mountains in Georgia.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 07:29 PM (3uBP9)

47 a crow came out of nowhere and bounced off of the hood of my truck. No harm, but he did squirt a little poop.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone/i]

You are *SO* lucky it wasn't a penguin. Too late to buy a lottery ticket, I suppose.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

49 Danger was my middle name, until that Tony Weiner dood appropriated it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

50 Seems like a lot of chemical emergencies....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 07:31 PM (Vvh2V)

51 What is explosive in a paper mill? Just the fuel that does the pulping?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

52 Voted against Cornyn. Voted for Middleton because I can't stand showboats like Roy but I know he'll be a disappointment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:27 PM (HdYcL)

They're all bastards. Who is the least worst bastard? Sigh.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:32 PM (Xdfhw)

53

banana,

Chemicals

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:33 PM (3ek7K)

54 Leave the toilet seat up and let the husky drink out of the bowl. Most dogs prefer that anyway because it's cool water.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 07:34 PM (D1E+2)

55 They're all bastards. Who is the least worst bastard? Sigh.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:32 PM

Non-nooders are all pretty much the same, unfortunately.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

56 >>> banana,

Chemicals

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:33 PM (3ek7K)

Chemicals!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 07:34 PM (3uBP9)

57 Chemicals!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)

58 Danger was my middle name, until that Tony Weiner dood appropriated it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

Thank you. I had almost forgotten about ol' Carlos. That was the punchline to a joke that was already super funny (except for the soliciting sex from minors part).

Sydney Leathers and Carlos Danger. Couldn't make it up if I tried.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:35 PM (BI5O2)

59 Actually, the smell of paper mills was less unpleasant than the sugar beet plant in Billings MT.

Get a similar whiff of sugar beets from the big plant in Nampa, during the winter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:35 PM (0aYVJ)

60
What is explosive in a paper mill? Just the fuel that does the pulping?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

___________

Kraft pulping process uses sodium hydroxide, which is very corrosive. Apparently the pulping tank collapsed and released the white liquor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:36 PM (HdYcL)

61
It seems like a large tank of chemicals exploded.

Could be the same problem with it like the one that is leaking somewhere in CA

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:36 PM (3ek7K)

62 >>Actually, the smell of paper mills was less unpleasant than the sugar beet plant in Billings MT.

They are both pretty awful. Scottsbluff Nebraska had a Sugar Beet plant and the entire city just fucking reeked.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:36 PM (JEwe/)

63 big news from the Proxima system: the inner planet - "d" - has a magnetic field. The famous one is "b" but "d", which is Mars-mass, is a twenty-Gauss magnet.
youtu.be/96Aohm1UlYU
... roughly. Not well constrained. But if the math holds out, this planet packs a Jupiter-class dynamo in a package the size of Mars. Big enough to raise those flares.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

64 Carlos Danger is a got-danged American Hero. We have so, so much to thank that disgusting pervert for. He altered history in a profoundly beneficial way, with that wandering dick of his.

*salutes*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

65 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Posted by: Your Chemistry Prof at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1)

66 I think those mountains are the Dolomites...no?

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (JEwe/)

67 Tyrol...I always think of Tyrol as Austrian, but it is also Italian...Le colline sono vive con il suono della musica...

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (GD0B3)

68 It's been decades but I recall the stink of the papermill in Muskegon like it was yesterday.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (/HDaX)

69 Con canzoni che hanno cantato per mille anni...

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 07:39 PM (GD0B3)

70 Mille anni!

Posted by: runner at May 26, 2026 07:39 PM (GD0B3)

71 If you grew up near a paper mill, you knew it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:40 PM (Xdfhw)

72 ig news from the Proxima system: the inner planet - "d" - has a magnetic field. The famous one is "b" but "d", which is Mars-mass, is a twenty-Gauss magnet.
youtu.be/96Aohm1UlYU
... roughly. Not well constrained. But if the math holds out, this planet packs a Jupiter-class dynamo in a package the size of Mars. Big enough to raise those flares.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 07:36 PM

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Amateur Radio Operators of Proxima Centauri at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

73 Actually, the smell of paper mills was less unpleasant than the sugar beet plant in Billings MT.

Get a similar whiff of sugar beets from the big plant in Nampa, during the winter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:35 PM (0aYVJ)

I spent a lot of time in food quality. Any of a few I could name were worse than a paper mill.

The smell that hits you when you open a unrefrigerated trailer of raw potatoes in August is pretty bad. Especially when they are liquidating from the putrefaction.

But, the absolute worst. Central Valley of California for the annual tomato harvest. They send the tomatoes from the trucks by washing them into troughs that, like a log ride, carry them along to the processing facility. Once there, they are waterfalled down to a tank for a final rough wash. There is a ton of vapor in the air to carry the smell. It is unforgettable. Just transcendently nasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

74 Polls close in 20 minutes Texas!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM (MTg2D)

75
There is no good way to get pulp. Just a choice of bad ways depending on the source and desired cellulose fiber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM (HdYcL)

76 >>If you grew up near a paper mill, you knew it.

There's a tannery not far outside of KC that will wake you from a dead sleep, even if you have the windows closed.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:42 PM (JEwe/)

77 Voted against Cornyn. Voted for Middleton because I can't stand showboats like Roy but I know he'll be a disappointment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'd vote for Middleton in a "Royals I'd like to see in a wet t-shirt contest." Maybe second place after Princess Charlene of Monaco: https://tinyurl.com/3r22kb9h

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 07:42 PM (ycI94)

78 I think those mountains are the Dolomites...no?
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:38 PM (JEwe/)

Hush yo mouth!

Posted by: Shaft Backup singers at May 26, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

79 In the Democratic runoff for District 18, the poll shows Christian Menefee leading Al Green 50% to 43%.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 07:43 PM (ZwdAr)

80 >>It's been decades but I recall the stink of the papermill in Muskegon like it was yesterday.

When I lived in Maine the nearest paper mill was miles away but on some days the wind blew just right/wrong and that smell would waft down on us. Awful.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

81 >>Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

I once filled in for a guy doing Pump Maintenance at a huge Dairy in northern NJ for a week.

Holy fucking shit, man. Put me off Milk and Cheese for a good 6 months.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:43 PM (JEwe/)

82 There is no good way to get pulp.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:41 PM

Unless you make it up.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 26, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

83 Missoula had a wood pulp mill that was just nasty. When you went there, you knew you had arrived.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 26, 2026 07:45 PM (D1E+2)

84 Huskies crack me up. They are such drama queens.

Posted by: Aroooooh the agony! at May 26, 2026 07:46 PM (TbWk/)

85 >>Missoula had a wood pulp mill that was just nasty. When you went there, you knew you had arrived.

The big swirl, on the Clark Fork, below settling pond #3 was absolutely amazing during a mayfly hatch.

But that fucking smell. Good god. It got to ya.

Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:46 PM (JEwe/)

86 Actually, the smell of paper mills was less unpleasant than the sugar beet plant in Billings MT.

------

Beet plant in Greeley, CO.

Holy smokes. You haven't smelled "horror" until Great Western Sugar plant fires up in the middle of August on a 100F, 99% humidity day on that blasted prairie. It would practically peel the paint off the walls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:46 PM (BI5O2)

87 40 I remember the aroma of the paper mill when we visited my grandparents as a kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 26, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

There was one in or near Jacksonville Florida. You would smell it inside the car driving 55mph on the highway long before you got close to city limits. I'll never ever forget it.

Posted by: Like ass, decay and industrial chemicals mixed together at May 26, 2026 07:48 PM (TbWk/)

88 There's a tannery not far outside of KC that will wake you from a dead sleep, even if you have the windows closed.
Posted by: garrett

Blue Hides or something like that in St Joe?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 26, 2026 07:49 PM (l26NL)

89 Looks like Cornyn got huge turnout in the areas that he need and he might sneak out a 1-2 point victory unless PAxton gets a huge last hourr.

Posted by: VA is for Haters at May 26, 2026 07:49 PM (mFDo7)

90 Pogie plant in Cameron Parish , LA.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2026 07:50 PM (MyyMo)

91 Posted by: Like ass, decay and industrial chemicals mixed together at May 26, 2026 07:48 PM

Pffft. That's like Chanel No. 5.

Posted by: Penguin rookeries at May 26, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

92 Welfare
EBT
Medicaid
UBI
Sect 8
etc etc

And their vote is exactly the same value as a taxpayers vote.
We are within 3 points of 51% of the people pay NO taxes and decide exactly how much 49% pay.
The next (D) Pres it will be 53% of the voters deciding what 47% pay.
I hope there is a year when just 5% of the 47% say fuck it.
Their joint venture or K1 or REIT or whatever decides this year we will make NOTHING, NADA, ZERO.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

93 In the Democratic runoff for District 18, the poll shows Christian Menefee leading Al Green 50% to 43%.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 07:43 PM (ZwdAr)

Why do they want to replace the crazy man with a cane? Do they just want a younger man of color? Are they ageist? Serious question. I get Houston ads but am not in this district, thank goodness.
I don't expect them to vote for MAGA in Houston. But why have they turned on this crazy old Black man? Too crazy?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:50 PM (Xdfhw)

94 Holy fucking shit, man. Put me off Milk and Cheese for a good 6 months.
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2026 07:43 PM (JEwe/)

Milk and dairy is bad. But. Even a small amount of spoilage (spill) is easily noticed and so usually they are cleaned far more effectively than any other food plant.

Posted by: Shaft Backup singers at May 26, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

95 Thank you USPS, figure kit of an anime series woman on a motorcycle arrived safely today.

Assembly and paint still in the future.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

96 What in a paper mill is explosive? Chemicals? Dust?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM (vTZFs)

97 /off Shaft sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

98 Tylenol mountains

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++)

99 If you guys ever want to smell the most wretched thing on the planet, buy a bottle of tertiary amyl alcohol.

It's unspeakable.

I imagine wherever they manufacture that horrid shit has to be isolated far away from human settlements. I think it would actually be impossible to bear it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 07:52 PM (BI5O2)

100 If you can survive a hangover in Beaumont on a bad Sunday release your are fucking bulletproof.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

101 There was a compound the Pipeline guy mentioned in one of his 'Things i won't work with' columns that is supposed to be memorable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

102 /off Shaft sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I saw on X that the actor Samuel L Jackson is supporting Karen Basura. What a maroon.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 26, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

103 There are NO Texas numbers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

104 Thank you USPS, figure kit of an anime series woman on a motorcycle arrived safely today.

Assembly and paint still in the future.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM

Over a 1/32 Curtiss SB2C??? Over a 1/32 Curtis-Wright SB2C ?????????

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

105 95 Thank you USPS, figure kit of an anime series woman on a motorcycle arrived safely today.

Assembly and paint still in the future.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

My Negro Woody and Chink Buzz get here next week.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 26, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

106
I wonder how long it will be until the trunk loads of illegal ballots show up.

Posted by: four seasons at May 26, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

107 As kids we knew the paper mill smell meant we were that >< close to the beach. Yay!

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 07:55 PM (UYYJi)

108 Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts! Good work day here at Casa de Peon. Roof repair is complete, except for replacing a few random shingle tabs that blew away. Hammer, nails, utility knife, and tar patch will fix that up tonight, easy-peasy. And I took down, sanded and repainted most of the green-painted wood window trim on 2 sides of the house. Really spiffed it up, for a little light labor this afternoon. Nice breeze helped!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2026 07:55 PM (8zz6B)

109 Old and busted: We will never negotiate with the mullahs. They can’t be trusted.

New hotness: our deal with Iran has been delayed because the supreme leader has to sign it and he is in hiding.

*makes ok sign*

Posted by: That Guy at May 26, 2026 07:56 PM (3arSl)

110 Watch the results from fannin county Texas tonight. If my county goes for paxton it's over for coryn because there are a butt ton of old school republicans here that don't like change and will vote for the incumbent as long as he is a republican no matter what.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 07:57 PM (0N4FZ)

111 72, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2026 07:57 PM (VyBeY)

112 Coach is gonna have a real hard time finding young men to play football in that location in Italy......

Posted by: TXMarko at May 26, 2026 07:57 PM (7flhA)

113 Looks like Cornyn got huge turnout in the areas that he need and he might sneak out a 1-2 point victory unless PAxton gets a huge last hourr.

Posted by: VA is for Haters at May 26, 2026 07:49 PM (mFDo7)

You'll probably be back to taking up the ass for pennies on the dollar from some rando Durka Durka in Karachi. or some other shithole. I should be sad and pray for you but I don't care.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at May 26, 2026 07:57 PM (Xdfhw)

114 The Quaker Oats plant in Cedar Rapids had a nasty odor.

Rath Packing, in Waterloo, was pretty rank too.

Both represented jobs and money. Tax revenue. The ability to make a living. Something to think about when bitching about the stink.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 07:58 PM (pV4LT)

115 Clock says sun isn't down but its my bedtime
Gave a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 26, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

116 Voting against Paxton because he had "baggage" from the impeachment is like calling a woman a slut because she got raped.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 07:59 PM (gKWVE)

117
Looks like Cornyn got huge turnout in the areas that he need and he might sneak out a 1-2 point victory unless PAxton gets a huge last hourr.

Posted by: VA is for Haters at May 26, 2026 07:49 PM (mFDo7)

____________

*throws hands in the air*

It's over!

*sweeps cups, papers and ashtrays off table*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2026 07:59 PM (HdYcL)

118 because there are a butt ton of old school republicans herePosted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 26, 2026 07:57 PM

Which measurement system are you using for 'butt ton', the Brie or the Lizzo?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

119 Rotten soybeans around grain bins.

Posted by: Eromero at May 26, 2026 08:00 PM (UYYJi)

120 Polls close.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 26, 2026 08:01 PM (MTg2D)

121 Which measurement system are you using for 'butt ton', the Brie or the Lizzo?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

I think Sir Isaac Mix-A-Lot might be able to fine tune this measure.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 26, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

122 nood TX

Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2026 08:01 PM (vSvIl)

123 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 26, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

124 We are within 3 points of 51% of the people pay NO taxes and decide exactly how much 49% pay.
——

Democracy - “universal suffrage” at least - is profoundly stupid. It’s always been that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 08:02 PM (j92eC)

125 There's a paper mill about 15 miles from here. It doesn't stink nearly as bad as it used to 20-30 years ago.

Some folks might say that's the smell of money. Paper pulp is big business.

Posted by: fd at May 26, 2026 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

126 >> But if the math holds out, this planet packs a Jupiter-class dynamo in a package the size of Mars.

Now that is damned interesting. The problem with red dwarf stars for habitable zone planets is they are very prone to flares and outbursts. And being so dim, the habitable zone is very close in, meaning any planet there could get zapped by sterilizing flares all the time.

K and G are the best bets, but the argue about which of those is truly the best.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 26, 2026 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

127 "Royals I'd like to see in a wet t-shirt contest." Maybe second place after Princess Charlene of Monaco: https://tinyurl.com/3r22kb9h
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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A woman so beautiful and so distressed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 26, 2026 08:07 PM (ZwdAr)

128 The ability to make a living. Something to think about when bitching about the stink.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 26, 2026 07:58 PM (pV4LT)

As Vespasian famously said to Titus; "money doesn't stink."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2026 08:07 PM (BI5O2)

129 105 95 Thank you USPS, figure kit of an anime series woman on a motorcycle arrived safely today.

Assembly and paint still in the future.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

My Negro Woody and Chink Buzz get here next week.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Lol. I have a Lina Inverse garage kit I've never assembled 😔

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 26, 2026 08:10 PM (ycI94)

130 One of my great grandmothers was Indian and her family tanned leather. Made beautiful, amazingly soft gloves. She could scent them with rose and violet, so.ehpw.

But my God, the stench. They did it Old School, brains and urine.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 08:13 PM (Vvh2V)

131 Charlene could probably hold her own in a wet tshirt contest, but I think Catherine's beauty lies in other areas. She is painfully thin.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2026 08:19 PM (Vvh2V)

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