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Daily Tech News 23 May 2026

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  • Google's API keys are distributed - as expected of a global platform - and asynchronous. (Dark Reading)

    The upshot of which is that if you delete an API key because you suspect it might have fallen into the wrong hands, it will disappear instantly from view for you. But those wrong hands might have access to it for another twenty minutes, which is a long time on this scale.


  • Firefox has stopped crashing on Intel Raptor lake (13th and 14th generation) systems. (Dark Reading)

    Mozilla initially blamed Intel for the problem, because 13th and 14th generation Intel processors - at least the high-end desktop ones, not so much laptop chips - had a serious problem where they would draw too much power and slowly kill themselves, resulting in much the same instability that showed up in their diagnostic reports.

    Except... It disproportionately affected Firefox. Because this time it wasn't Intel's fault.


  • Walmart has announced a new range of Android tablets starting at $97. (Liliputing)

    Are they any good? Well, the cheapest model with its 7" 1024x600 screen is most definitely not.

    The next step up, though, an 8.1" model priced at $138, has a 1524x1000 screen, 6GB of RAM, and 64GB of storage. It's certainly not a high end model but that's not a high-end price, and the screen while not amazing is distinctly better than the 1280x800 resolution found in competitors. The 6GB of RAM is a useful bump from the more typical 4GB in this price range.

    Worth a look if you live near a Walmart, which I do not.


  • ENReco Chapter 3 starts tomorrow, running from the 24th to the 29th. There goes all my free time. Chapter 1 produced - from memory - 400 hours of content in eight days, more than was possible to watch even if you skipped sleep entirely and watched two streams at once.

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Disclaimer: I love the look of the instruments here: Not polished museum pieces, but the daily tools of workmen (and workwomen), and it shows.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 23, 2026 04:32 AM (NcvvS)

3 Nazdar nooded.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)

4 Saw that!!!

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 04:33 AM (6wpGE)

5 :-)

Posted by: Nazdar at May 23, 2026 04:34 AM (NcvvS)

6 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2026 04:45 AM (Ia/+0)

7 >>>ENReco Chapter 3

I found this, online. Is this it?

https://enreco-archive.net

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 04:52 AM (6wpGE)

8 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 23, 2026 04:55 AM (yKhjs)

9 51 degree now and not getting much warmer all day

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2026 04:56 AM (Ia/+0)

10 at the youtube site:

(Dokibird's BGM) Bounty Hunter
Orchestra: Budapest Scoring Orchestra

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 04:56 AM (6wpGE)

11 Memorial Day...When I was in highschool I marched in the band. We marched to the local cemetery and taps was played and we played the Star Spangle Banner. My uniform was hot and I was overheated. Then we marched back to the school and changed out of that uniform and. At that time lots of WW2 vets marched, all who are probably gone now. Weather could be hot or cold depending on mother nature. Days for me that are long gone, but the small village still does the parade. The local American Legion has kind of faded away, I guess those days are going away. At least we aren't phrasing the glories of socialism yet, here in New York upstate. NYC who knows.

Posted by: Colin at May 23, 2026 05:03 AM (CiQE7)

12 LOL Spencer Pratt:

"My party is Angry Angeleno."

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 05:15 AM (6wpGE)

13 Spencer Pratt hosts South LA block party as mayoral campaign gains momentum

https://youtu.be/1Q8I35051Ak

Fed to me by The Algorithm.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 05:17 AM (6wpGE)

14
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 23, 2026 05:24 AM (AMvSw)

15 Neo might have the only analysis on that Muslim center shooters you will see
https://thenewneo.com/

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2026 05:35 AM (Ia/+0)

16 streams crossing and all:

Elon Musk retweeted
Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
8h
Lets’s Go @SpaceX!!!
You guys are pretty freaking amazing. Wow. Congratulations on the successful launch —
and to many, MANY more. 🥂🍾 🚀

Posted by: m at May 23, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE)

17 7 >>>ENReco Chapter 3

I found this, online. Is this it?

https://enreco-archive.net
Posted by: m


That's a fan site explaining the event. All the videos are on YouTube. There are a lot of them.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 23, 2026 06:03 AM (BLOW1)

18 10 at the youtube site:

(Dokibird's BGM) Bounty Hunter
Orchestra: Budapest Scoring Orchestra
Posted by: m


Dokibird is a vtuber (formerly Selen Tatsuki of Ninjisanji before they went Black Company). The composer has done a couple of themes for her and another for Clio Aite who streams with Phase Connect.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 23, 2026 06:06 AM (BLOW1)

19 Evening and morning to all on this start to a three-day weekend! I hope all the late toilers and early risers have good plans for the break.

Ever notice how it happens that you sleep enough, but it's on those occasions where you get up feeling like you didn't? No? Just me, then? Well, so be it.

The ONT quote last night from the "60-year-old detective novel" about friendship: I recognized it right away, the author but not the exact book. I should have known Just Some Guy would get it. It's a shame the weather in KS didn't cooperate last month so that we could meet in person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 23, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

20 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 23, 2026 06:15 AM (VyBeY)

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