Crime Skyrocketed During Biden's Open Borders Regime and Plummeted During Trump's Deporation Regime But I'm Sure This Is All a Right-Wing Coincidence, Racists

And the real numbers, for once in five years, are great.

The FBI released preliminary crime data for 2025, and the numbers are stunning. Violent crime fell at a rate not seen in nearly a century, and the man overseeing the bureau is the same one the left has been trying to torch for months.

Murder and non-negligent manslaughter dropped more than 18% nationwide last year. Aggravated assault fell more than 7%. Rape declined nearly 8%. Robbery cratered by about 18.5%. All told, violent crime dropped about 9.3% overall; there were roughly 1.1 million fewer violent crimes than in 2024.
"The 2025 crime data in this report shows the single largest decrease in violent crime and murder since 1937 -- as well as huge decreases across the board in terms of aggravated assault, rape, and robbery," FBI Director Kash Patel said in a statement.
Property crime wasn't far behind. It dropped by about 12.4%, translating to approximately 5.2 million fewer property offenses than the year before. The data comes from the FBI's Uniform Crime Reporting Program, which pulled information from more than 17,000 law enforcement agencies -- covering roughly 96% of policing across the country.
This is what happens when you have a tough-on-crime administration running the country.
Patel credited the transformation happening inside the bureau. "Over the last 14 months, we made major transformations at the FBI, and these results show those changes are working." He also pointed to his "back the blue" commitment -- backing law enforcement rather than undermining it -- as central to the approach.

Matt Margolis points out that this is the reason the left is so insane to take out Kash Patel with absurd attacks: They need the pubic to believe that crime is just the cost of doing business and nothing can be done about it, so Shut Up Racist Peasants and Accept The Occasional Beating from a Lunatic Homeless Thug or Rape by a Criminal Illegal Alien.

If Trump and Patel are successful in driving down crime, the public is aware this isn't just the cost of doing business. It's a choice, and one we can choose against.

Steven Miller made that point about Democrat Disaster Governance:

This is one of the keys of his campaign. Nonprofits pay a lot of people to not solve the problem they claim to be solving. Remember when Mr. Beast went to Africa and built two clean water wells, and the NGO nonprofits over there criticized him for it, as some white savior complex… https://t.co/m8z8wKDlwR
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 21, 2026

There's a lot more to do, of course:

The three teenagers in Austin who joyrode around shooting people were previously jailed illegal aliens that the Austin DA let out of jail without telling ICE to prevent their deportation.

So now this poor guy who was walking his dogs on a Sunday has bullet holes in him.

Slow… https://t.co/Dw9YVKYQY6 pic.twitter.com/yGRcDJSIMS
— Peter Kazanjy (@Kazanjy) May 21, 2026

🚨 NOW: Tim Walz was just exposed for actively SUING the Trump administration to BLOCK fraud prosecutions in the SNAP program

Wtf?! And yet Walz claims CREDIT for these fraud raids

AAG MCDONALD: "It's very obvious to any honest broker that this type of fraud escalating in… pic.twitter.com/Ptx2e6keJU
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 22, 2026

Democrat Whip Katherine Clark gets SLAMMED for defending Biden's open border policies and saying he secured our border:

CNBC: "Open borders for four years didn’t help working Americans at all"

CLARK: "We do need secure borders, President Biden got there..."

CNBC: When? pic.twitter.com/9Iv2HJ2oEA
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 22, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:39 PM

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1 The Blade is the FIRST, the last, the everything

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

2 I told the others.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Dg7ng)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

4 Crap, Tulsi Gabbard resigned to take care of her husband who has rare bone cancer.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (BCuCF)

5 Yeah, but it started under Biden after the weird height of 2020 which has no explanation.

Which means that the collapse in crime seen since Trump took office is actually Biden's responsibility.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (46HP8)

6 1 The Blade is the FIRST, the last, the everything
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

2 I told the others.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Dg7ng)

3 Corgis called.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 01:40 PM

Who's the good citizen? (pick two)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (0sNs1)

7 Amazing what enforcing the law will accomplish, ej?????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (4KUe5)

8 They need the pubic to believe that crime is just the cost of doing business

*tries to think of hilarious joke, but fears losing out as the one to point out the misspelling, so just points it out*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

9 So Gabbard us gone. Wonder who’s up next in the on deck circle?

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 01:42 PM (Gqar8)

10 Tulsi Gabbard resigns from Trump Cabinet
Her husband Abraham was recently diagnosed with extremely rare form of bone cancer, she wrote in resignation letter

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2026 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

11 As Spencer Pratt has been campaigning on: we don’t have to live this way, the unwinding of civilization is a choice.

Trump chose better.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:42 PM (4KUe5)

12 It's less the Democrats and more Soros. Open Society imposed crooked do-nothing DAs like Garza in Austin.
San Francisco and San Jose (the latter under mayor Matt Mahan) are very Blue and don't have the crime.
Portland chose a Soros DA and has all the crime.

Posted by: gKWVE thinks Soros should be treated like Bin Laden at May 22, 2026 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

13 "President Biden got [secure borders.]"

"When"

They don't know what to do when they get even the simplest followup questions. The press has always, always, always been 100% supportive and subservient to Dems.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Kdi1r)

14 you know how the dems will play this: trump's first term policies caused crime to go up after he left and biden's policies made crime go down after he left. also brian stetzer is a potatohead irregardless

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (CWTWj)

15
Biden could not secure his own anus, much less secure this country's borders

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (s9VOe)

16 Confusing yourself with God, Blade?

Isaiah 44:6-8
International Standard Versio

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Cjc4c)

17 So Gabbard us gone. Wonder who’s up next in the on deck circle?

She'll be tough to replace. She's that rarest of DC species; someone willing to risk political oblivion to do what's right.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

18 He got there. He's there now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Cqx++)

19 6

To be fair to Blade, he just guesses the url of the next post and does his schtick before the post even goes live. So he couldn't nood because he doesn't know which url ace will use next or when that url will go live.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (Dg7ng)

20 Two thirds, easily, of our crime in Charlotte is done by blacks. Everyone else, white, brown, Asian, etc is lumped in the rest. Looking at the photo arrays of arrests that the local media puts out, you would think 90 percent of crime is done by white people.

Posted by: NCKate at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (uQzkA)

21 CLARK: "We do need secure borders, President Biden got there..."

CNBC: When?

CLARK*: About March of 2025.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (Dv3i1)

22 The Austin DA can go fu*k himself.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (2WIwB)

23 Ever notice how Walz always has a "I shouldn't have trusted that fart" look on his face?

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (VARTN)

24 The Blade is the FIRST, the last, the everything
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

2 I told the others.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Dg7ng)

3 Corgis called.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 01:40 PM

Who's the good citizen? (pick two)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 01:41 PM (0sNs1)
________

"The Blade and The Blade"

-- Barry White

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

25 not wanting to get shot is racist

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (j+aD2)

26 Biden could not secure his own anus, much less secure this country's borders

He's really an anus horribilis. See, I know Latin.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Riz8t)

27 I thought crime in America was the cost of doing business. The business of bringing in millions of unvetted people from crime ridden hellholes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Vh9CX)

28 Something like 1% of the population commits most of the violent crime.

Imprison them and crime goes down.

Import more of them and crime goes up

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

29 Confusing yourself with God, Blade?

Isaiah 44:6-8
International Standard Versio
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Cjc4c)
______

"I think you may have missed the joke"

-- Barry White

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

30 of course the border was secure under biden. it was in the same place it always was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2026 01:45 PM (CWTWj)

31 Another reason the big cities have been pissed off about Trump sending in the National Guard.

Having a presence on the street - not silly tech cameras, but people armed and ready to act — make a huge difference!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)

32 So Gabbard us gone. Wonder who’s up next in the on deck circle?

She'll be tough to replace. She's that rarest of DC species; someone willing to risk political oblivion to do what's right.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

I still have a few contacts in the IC. She is liked.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 01:46 PM (2WIwB)

33 Democrat Whip Katherine Clark gets SLAMMED for defending Biden's open border policies.

The bigger the lie!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2026 01:46 PM (eFzxY)

34 Frankly the Texas Rangers should march into Austin at this point, drag Jose Garza outside the city, and dangle him in a small cage under a billboard for maybe 16 hours in full Texas daylight.
Then feed and water him and do it again for a few more days. (I'm a traditionalist.)
Highway 295 or 71, I'm still trying to work that out. State highway so maybe not I-35.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 01:46 PM (gKWVE)

35 *290.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 01:46 PM (gKWVE)

36 27 I thought crime in America was the cost of doing business. The business of bringing in millions of unvetted people from crime ridden hellholes.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Fraud is the cost of doing business.
- Gov. Mike DeWine (R douchebag, OH)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)

37 Ha Ha

First!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 01:47 PM (XV/Pl)

38 >>> In Austin, you can walk your dogs on a quiet Sunday morning and get randomly shot.

Keeping Austin Weird.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (/lPRQ)

39 Biden could not secure his own anus, much less secure this country's borders
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Look, Fat, I haven't been able to "trust a fart" since 1990!

Posted by: Former Senator From DE at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (oftw2)

40
Her Majesty is getting a distinctly chilly reception from by the Borzoi people in Kalamazoo. Of the type, "What are you doing here and can't you stay in Texas?" Some time ago, when we lived in Ohio, we wore out our welcome in Denver when we won the Rocky Mountain Borzoi Club specialty three years in a row.

Not sure whether to be annoyed or pleased.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (HdYcL)

41 Another reason the big cities have been pissed off about Trump sending in the National Guard.

Having a presence on the street - not silly tech cameras, but people armed and ready to act — make a huge difference!!

Remember that for the longest time, the GOPe was going to build a "high-tech border", aka no border at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Riz8t)

42 Posted by: Elric The Blade

Have no idea who Barry White is, but perhaps you should credit him with the quote if that's what you intended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Cjc4c)

43 Yes, 1% committing crime after crime after crime.
Repeat offenders, not random acts by some random populace.

There are also crime zones. Focusing force where the crime happens. It’s like wokeness erases common sense, profiling/pattern recognition.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5)

44 "The three teenagers in Austin who joyrode around shooting people were previously jailed illegal aliens that the Austin DA let out of jail without telling ICE to prevent their deportation."

I'm not sure where he's getting this info from. Based on my independent research, the police have only released the name of one of the scumbags. He is indeed an illegal who looks like a mutant (maybe a tranny?).

The other two are minors and haven't been identified. Are they illegals? Probably. But I don't think we know that.

Oh and btw, joyriding around in stolen cars shooting people seems to be a Thing in Austin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

45 The hit Paramount+ series MobLand is not picking up Tom Hardy for the third season.

The 48-year-old British actor, played the role of fixer Harry Da Souza alongside Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren.

Besides claims that Hardy was involved in a series of clashes with producers on set, he is also accused of repeatedly arriving late for work (a trait that is said to have sparked shouting matches with Charlize Theron when they filmed Mad Max: Fury Road).

Additionally, he pushed to change some lines during filming, and also apparently offered notes on the script without being asked.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 22, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

46 Granddaughters of Diogenes are in Austin. Anything like what happened to the dog walking guy happens to them, the DA and I will have a little chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 01:49 PM (2WIwB)

47 willowed:

>>The Chinese did what the Chinese always do: steal the tech, >>improve it, and sell it cheaper than Western competition >>because of massive government subsidies.

>>Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

Exactly right. There is no computer hardware or software technology in use in China today that wasn't stolen outright from the West.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 22, 2026 01:49 PM (TIizU)

48 No one is above the law.

Except for all the violent criminals.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 01:50 PM (J8APv)

49 The hit Paramount+ series MobLand is not picking up Tom Hardy for the third season.

He's a really outstanding actor, but it sounds like the praise has gone to his head.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

50 Tulsi's husband drank the bottled water meant for her.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (IifOV)

51 Sure seems like the political violence has ramped up.

That "Trump house" guy isn't supposed to make it after being nearly, probably, beat to death over it. The Democrats are normalizing violent behavior as long as it's directed to the "right" people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (jehhT)

52 seems to me the Jose' Garza (Austin DA) should be held accountable, and I mean entirely accountable.

He is an accessory.

Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (8uzBS)

53
The homicide rate for white males is lower than that for black females.

Homicide rates in general (per 100,000)

Asian, 2
White, 4
Hispanic, 8
Black, 30

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (HdYcL)

54 OT- This Texas Democrat Galindo is sounding even more unhinged:

https://tinyurl.com/25tvpdpw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Cjc4c)

55 Sure seems like the political violence has ramped up.

That "Trump house" guy isn't supposed to make it after being nearly, probably, beat to death over it. The Democrats are normalizing violent behavior as long as it's directed to the "right" people.

They couldn't be any more obvious if they wore brown shirts.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

56 "It was definitely late..."

Bitch, you never said a word until now. You nodded along with an invasion until it killed you at the polls. Get forked.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (sLLbN)

57 spend decades telling black people that the odds are stacked against them no matter what they do, let them go through 12 years of public school to give them maybe a third grade education, and have a legal system that lets people get away with a lot of crime, and what do you expect to happen?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (CWTWj)

58
Joey's last "I'm the worst president" show is his courageous attempt to beat Jimmah's hospice duration record with his own stage 4 prostate cancer marathon.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (Y8DZL)

59 Posted by: Elric The Blade

Have no idea who Barry White is, but perhaps you should credit him with the quote if that's what you intended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Cjc4c)
_________

You don't know Barry White, the famous soul and R&B singer known for his deep voice and crooning love songs? Bro sold like 100 million records.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_White

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

60 Trying to defend the indefensible is a Democrat mainstay.

Biden's open borders and unchecked welfare programs have destroyed so many lives and livelihoods.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (IifOV)

61 I'm sure the libs are being completely normal and compassionate about Mr. Gabbard. After all, hate has no home there.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (J8APv)

62 Left: Punch a Nazi!

Me: I don't like Nazis at all, practically indistinguishable to me from your standard leftist politician across the West right now.

Left: You're a Nazi!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)

63 Woah! Air-conditioned room! Spent two hours up on the roof in bright sunshine, stripping shingles off rotten roof deck. There was a nice breeze, so there's that. Looks like three sheets of half-inch plywood will replace the rotten deck panels. Maybe one more partial.

Done for the day up top. Will go to Home Despot, and buy some plywood, and arrange to have it delivered. I have a friend here helping me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (8zz6B)

64 The Dems have demolished our culture.

CA and NY should serve as exhibits for why Dems should NEVER be in charge of anything. Ever

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (61TgR)

65 @45

>>Additionally, he pushed to change some lines during filming, and also apparently offered notes on the script without being asked.

As Tarantino has noted, we can have a conversation about changing a line but I'm paying you to say my sh*t.

The only person Tarentino gives carte blanche to go off script is SLJ.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (XV/Pl)

66 > Have no idea who Barry White is

Someone's never gotten it on.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 22, 2026 01:54 PM (mkw2N)

67 To be fair to Blade, he just guesses the url of the next post and does his schtick before the post even goes live. So he couldn't nood because he doesn't know which url ace will use next or when that url will go live.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 01:44 PM (Dg7ng)
________

[Monkey side-eye meme]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

68 Oh yes, we were assured there was a “virtual “ border fence. See, having cameras recorded the caravans invading our country is so much more safe than no enforcement at all, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM (4KUe5)

69 49 The hit Paramount+ series MobLand is not picking up Tom Hardy for the third season.

He's a really outstanding actor, but it sounds like the praise has gone to his head.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

======

He's been like this for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM (46HP8)

70
To be fair, "Mobland" is a step down for a actor of Hardy's stature, and not particularly well written.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM (Y8DZL)

71 >>> CLARK: "We do need secure borders, President Biden got there..."

Wasn't Biden that daft asshole that had people (re)moving border fencing whenever an invading hoard was inconvenienced by a little barbed wire?

That classic photo using a front end loader (or forklift) to raise the wire while invaders duck under it?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM (/lPRQ)

72 Do not deprive yourself of Barry White!
Bing that now.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (4KUe5)

73 63 Woah! Air-conditioned room! Spent two hours up on the roof in bright sunshine, stripping shingles off rotten roof deck. There was a nice breeze, so there's that. Looks like three sheets of half-inch plywood will replace the rotten deck panels. Maybe one more partial.

Done for the day up top. Will go to Home Despot, and buy some plywood, and arrange to have it delivered. I have a friend here helping me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (8zz6B)

Be careful up there. Tie a rope to yourself and then throw it over the roof to, say, a car bumper on the other side of the house. Just to be safe!

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (Gqar8)

74 The new city council in Aurora passed a new ordinance that prevents the police from advertising their wins on arrests unless the council approves the release. They want to hide the crime amd not give the chief any credit for making arrests. It might identify who is committing crime (insert demographic info here).

Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (XY7MO)

75 Tulsi's husband drank the bottled water meant for her.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2026 01:51 PM (IifOV)

--------------

My first thought after hearing the news of her resignation: "The Deep State finally got rid of her."

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (BcFIZ)

76 68 Oh yes, we were assured there was a “virtual “ border fence. See, having cameras recorded the caravans invading our country is so much more safe than no enforcement at all, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy

I'm not a security guard, I'm a security monitor.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)

77 Why would an actor get mad about another being late? Is Charlize Theron the only actor in history with something important she needs to get to?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (BI5O2)

78 65 @45

>>Additionally, he pushed to change some lines during filming, and also apparently offered notes on the script without being asked.

As Tarantino has noted, we can have a conversation about changing a line but I'm paying you to say my sh*t.

The only person Tarentino gives carte blanche to go off script is SLJ.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (XV/Pl)

======

Chris Tucker said Tarantino's lines exactly in Jackie Brown, and Chris Tucker doesn't say anyone's lines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (46HP8)

79 Democrats need the crime. They love the crime.
Scared people are morales willing to give up their rights.
High crime is used to justify grabbing guns and dumping more money into welfare (because poverty causes crime, you see.)

High crime is great for Democrats

Posted by: 29Victor at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (0MjtC)

80 The FBI is still lying and trying to drag gun owners to jail so let's not start sucking ham and egger dick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

81 CLARK: "We do need secure borders, President Biden got there...

What did you, personally, do to rectify the situation? Did you call Biden out for what he was doing? Did you take any votes that might have made a difference? No? Get f***ed.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

82 Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:56

I e probably heard his music before. I just didn't recognize the name and Blade really should give a quote if that's what's intended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (Cjc4c)

83
77 Why would an actor get mad about another being late? Is Charlize Theron the only actor in history with something important she needs to get to?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (BI5O2)

======

Time is money.

Delaying a production by a day because an actor just doesn't feel like working today is expensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (46HP8)

84 Be careful up there. Tie a rope to yourself and then throw it over the roof to, say, a car bumper on the other side of the house. Just to be safe!

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM (Gqar

---------------

I'm envisioning AOP wearing a self-built jetpack.

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (BcFIZ)

85 82-Meant "Give a name for the quote."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Cjc4c)

86 Many a necking session with the neighborhood girls began with Barry coming on the radio.

Posted by: Reforger at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (594J6)

87 The hit Paramount+ series MobLand is not picking up Tom Hardy for the third season.

He's a really outstanding actor, but it sounds like the praise has gone to his head.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

======

He's been like this for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM (46HP

______

In fairness, Hardy feuded epically with Charlize Theron and apparently hated her guts, so he can't be all bad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

88
I e probably heard his music before. I just didn't recognize the name and Blade really should give a quote if that's what's intended.

Googling "Barry White" brings him up first. I checked.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:00 PM (Riz8t)

89 Another reason the big cities have been pissed off about Trump sending in the National Guard.

Having a presence on the street - not silly tech cameras, but people armed and ready to act — make a huge difference!!

Remember that for the longest time, the GOPe was going to build a "high-tech border", aka no border at all.
Posted by: Archimedes

One yankee city just turned off their shot cameras so they don't intimidate blacks & immigrants. Ahhh. Cambridge City Council. Cambridge, Taxachusetts.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 02:00 PM (2PamV)

90 Have no idea who Barry White is
-----

Take off that brassiere, my dear.....

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 22, 2026 02:00 PM (IifOV)

91 Delaying a production by a day because an actor just doesn't feel like working today is expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (46HP

Oh, dear.

What a tragedy.

I get why the business would be mad about it, though.

Why would other actors care about that? They're not paying for anything. Just another day of fucking around, getting high, and chugging cock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2026 02:01 PM (BI5O2)

92 50 Tulsi's husband drank the bottled water meant for her.

interesting theory

btw mob land sucks and Tom Hardy rocks so I don't care what Theron said or any of those losers

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:01 PM (j+aD2)

93 CLARK: "We do need secure borders, President Biden got there...

What did you, personally, do to rectify the situation? Did you call Biden out for what he was doing? Did you take any votes that might have made a difference? No? Get f***ed.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

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Damn, based on this and several recent comments, I think the HQ has radicalized Archimedes!

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:01 PM (BcFIZ)

94 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman. Run Away!!! Run Away!!! is what crosses my mind when I look at her - and she doesn’t even have Danger Hair.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (Gqar8)

95 In fairness, Hardy feuded epically with Charlize Theron and apparently hated her guts, so he can't be all bad.

exactly this is another star for his copybook

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (j+aD2)

96 e probably heard his music before. I just didn't recognize the name and Blade really should give a quote if that's what's intended.

Googling "Barry White" brings him up first. I checked.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:00 PM (Riz8t)
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The title of one of his most famous songs is "You're The First, The Last, My Everything." I thought the reference was pretty obvious, but what do I know?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

97 You don't know Barry White, the famous soul and R&B singer known for his deep voice and crooning love songs? Bro sold like 100 million records.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_White
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

Don't engage, it's kind of her thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

98 96
The title of one of his most famous songs is "You're The First, The Last, My Everything." I thought the reference was pretty obvious, but what do I know?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (46HP8)

99 68 Oh yes, we were assured there was a “virtual “ border fence. See, having cameras recorded the caravans invading our country is so much more safe than no enforcement at all, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM

Only if it triggered explosives.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (OoFl2)

100
Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman.

___________

Is she the one who moved back to South Africa because of Trump?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (HdYcL)

101 10 Tulsi Gabbard resigns from Trump Cabinet
Her husband Abraham was recently diagnosed with extremely rare form of bone cancer, she wrote in resignation letter
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2026 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

Her principal deputy, Aaron Lukas is taking over. Lukas is a good egg and, IMO, will be a better fit than Gabbard. I like Gabbard. I admire her fortitude and her willingness to flip the bird to the Senate Select Committee on Int. But, it was hard to get past her core political beliefs (strong classical Liberal).

This would be a more damaging occurrence if there wasn't a solid replacement already in place to take the reigns.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (dIske)

102 16 Confusing yourself with God, Blade?
Isaiah 44:6-8
International Standard Versio
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Cjc4c)

42 Have no idea who Barry White is, but perhaps you should credit him with the quote if that's what you intended.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Cjc4c)

82 I e probably heard his music before. I just didn't recognize the name and Blade really should give a quote if that's what's intended.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:58 PM (Cjc4c)

85 82-Meant "Give a name for the quote."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Cjc4c)

Posted by: m at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (6wpGE)

103 94 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman. Run Away!!! Run Away!!! is what crosses my mind when I look at her - and she doesn’t even have Danger Hair.
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (Gqar

She's a hard One but...not a great person. Looks good though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

104 btw mob land sucks and Tom Hardy rocks so I don't care what Theron said or any of those losers

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:01 PM (j+aD2)

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Tom Hardy is one of my favorite youngish actors ... and I absolutely hated MobLand.

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (BcFIZ)

105 I'm envisioning AOP wearing a self-built jetpack.
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (BcFIZ)

It's a gently-pitched roof. I can walk on it. I have a scaffold set up under the eave, with a stepladder clamped to it, so getting up and down is super easy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (8zz6B)

106 Sometimes I'm jealous that we don't have GOP that fights as hard for something as dems do for their grift, graft and corruption.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)

107 Tom Hardy rocks so I don't care what Theron said or any of those losers

Two of his best performances (IMHO):

1) Alfie Solomon in Peaky Blinders
2) James Delaney in Taboo

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (Riz8t)

108 If anything you have to admire Democrats gravitas.

They just lie right to your face, and if you’re ignorant like most of their base, you sit there and nod your head along with the MSM talking dummy.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (60OBK)

109 96 I only know "Can't Get Enough of Your Love", and that's only because it was used in some subpar Bruce Willis movie I saw circa 2006.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (Dg7ng)

110 Murder and non-negligent manslaughter dropped more than 18% nationwide last year. Aggravated assault fell more than 7%. Rape declined nearly 8%. Robbery cratered by about 18.5%. All told, violent crime dropped about 9.3% overall; there were roughly 1.1 million fewer violent crimes than in 2024.

Them Here = There Here

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (/+uur)

111 yeah I like Tulsi and think she had to step down. her husband seems like a good egg and this is terrible

I just feel really bad for them

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (j+aD2)

112 110 Murder and non-negligent manslaughter dropped more than 18% nationwide last year. Aggravated assault fell more than 7%. Rape declined nearly 8%. Robbery cratered by about 18.5%. All told, violent crime dropped about 9.3% overall; there were roughly 1.1 million fewer violent crimes than in 2024.

Them Here = There Here

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (/+uur)

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Coincidentally, DHS says that tracked deportations and self-removals is over 3 million since Trump's term started.

Just a coincidence, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (46HP8)

113 Violent crime has been falling for 30+ years. Trump didn't have to do a thing to "lower crime rates."

Free Beacon reported we have fewer cops now than anytime in the last 25 years. Less cops= less crimes found= less crimes convicted= less crimes proven to have occurred= less data on crime. The short answer is always he didn’t do shit.

Lol. He just hired the violent thugs and gave them carte blanche to assault and disappear and even murder you.

Two big factors in the longterm trend: 1-Lead was removed from gas in the 70's which lead to overall better mental health.
2. Abortion was made legal in the 70's leading to fewer unwanted then uncared-for children being born

You are so close to a correlation between roe v wade and lower crime rates. Hint: it tends to disperately impact certain demographics that also have higher violent crime rates...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (ycI94)

114 @83

>>Delaying a production by a day because an actor just doesn't feel like working today is expensive.

Hardy thinks he's Jeff f**king Spicolli and it's his time.

No motherf**ker, it's our time and if you don't show the f**k up at the time it says on the call sheet, you putting the entire production behind schedule.

You think a grip and a best boy are cheap?

Or all of those teamsters ready to build, teardown and move sets do out of the goodness of their hearts?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (XV/Pl)

115 I thought Charlize Theron got squashed like a June bug by that spaceship.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (UjdFS)

116 Tom Hardy is one of my favorite youngish actors ... and I absolutely hated MobLand.

Sadly, he's now too old to play James Bond.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

117 94 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman. Run Away!!! Run Away!!!
Posted by: tubal

Don't be afraid of her transgendered spawn and demonic screeches!

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (Y8DZL)

118 >>> Many a necking session with the neighborhood girls began with Barry coming on the radio.
Posted by: Reforger at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (594J6)

Let me be clear: I do not condone necking sessions with neighborhood girls.

Posted by: JEF at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (3uBP9)

119 113 You are so close to a correlation between roe v wade and lower crime rates. Hint: it tends to disperately impact certain demographics that also have higher violent crime rates...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (ycI94)

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What are LA's crime stats? Because they stopped reported them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (46HP8)

120 I'm envisioning AOP wearing a self-built jetpack.
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (BcFIZ)

It's a gently-pitched roof. I can walk on it. I have a scaffold set up under the eave, with a stepladder clamped to it, so getting up and down is super easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (8zz6B)

If something happens, don't send the Secret Service. It will be too steep.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (qx7Zg)

121 The title of one of his most famous songs is "You're The First, The Last, My Everything."

wasn't that inspired by al and tipper?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (CWTWj)

122 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman.

___________

Is she the one who moved back to South Africa because of Trump?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (HdYcL)

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Shit, I was hoping it was that asshat Bono ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (BcFIZ)

123 99 68 Oh yes, we were assured there was a “virtual “ border fence. See, having cameras recorded the caravans invading our country is so much more safe than no enforcement at all, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2026 01:55 PM

Only if it triggered explosives.
Posted by: Piper

Offer PPV for illegals crossing a minefield. Turn it into a betting game.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (A5RD0)

124 Just saw the news about Tulsi Gabbard's husband and her resignation.

Sucks all around...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (wtvvX)

125 Hunter ministers to Candy Oh!

https://twitter.com/i/status/2057671842689851536

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)

126 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman. Run Away!!! Run Away!!! is what crosses my mind when I look at her - and she doesn’t even have Danger Hair.
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (Gqar

____

Speaking of Danger Hair, has anyone seen that washed up Dixie Chunk who ranted at Dubya and now resurfaced from the Bog of Eternal Stench to rant at Trump?

Holy shit, wtf? She looks like an angry obese lesbian who styles her hair with queefs.

And weren't there three Dixie Chicks? Where are the other two? Did the fat one eat them?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

127 btw guys The Last Kingdom really is getting good. I cried when that dane converted, for real!

very good show wow

speaking of Hardy he wisely stayed away from the Blinders film. that was an abomination. just pretend it doesn't exist like the 4th indy movie!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (j+aD2)

128 There are about 22 million illegal aliens. 5-6 million who came in during Biden. So far we’ve deported ~3 million, a record. 2.2 million were self deported.

I figure that number gets bigger as we cut off their federal taxpayer money and fraud. Plus the Blue States they have crowded into are already in economic trouble- so you wonder how long this goes on. One more Republican president and they will be circling the drain.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (60OBK)

129 125 Hunter ministers to Candy Oh!

I assume we'll have a post on this. Its crazy pants.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (j+aD2)

130 The title of one of his most famous songs is "You're The First, The Last, My Everything."

wasn't that inspired by al and tipper?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (CWTWj)

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I'm pretty sure that was "Natural Born Killers."

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (BcFIZ)

131 NY has just declared itself a sanctuary state. Apparently MA will as well. I guess this is the new (Northern) secession. I cannot believe even all the American citizens and residents in those states think this is a good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Cjc4c)

132 all these new UFO videos on X seem to be shot with the same shitty lo-res B&W cameras

I'm not convinced

Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2026 02:08 PM (ZxPkt)

133 I thought you were doing a God bit too, Elric, but I didn't mind the lack of attribution because this place is already kind of dumb anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:08 PM (J8APv)

134 115 I thought Charlize Theron got squashed like a June bug by that spaceship.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2026 02:05 PM (UjdFS)

____________________________

Serpentine!!! Serpentine!!!!!

Posted by: Peter Falk at May 22, 2026 02:08 PM (dIske)

135 You are so close to a correlation between roe v wade and lower crime rates. Hint: it tends to disperately impact certain demographics that also have higher violent crime rates...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2026 02:04 PM (ycI94)

Uh-oh! Getting close to dangerous admission territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:08 PM (8zz6B)

136 The homicide rate for white males is lower than that for black females.

Homicide rates in general (per 100,000)

Asian, 2
White, 4
Hispanic, 8
Black, 30
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I have seen one study with troons broke out as a separate class and all others by race and sex.

Troons were like three times or more than black males. Asian males were almost as high as black males - but they probably included SW Asians in there where Americans usually think of 'The Far East' as 'asian'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (/lPRQ)

137 I didn't mind the lack of attribution because this place is already kind of dumb anyway

and damned proud of it!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (j+aD2)

138 It might identify who is committing crime (insert demographic info here).
Posted by: AnchorPoint at May 22, 2026 01:56 PM

Those Amish and Scandi have dispersed more than anyone knew!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

139 Say what you will about Colbert, he's not all bad.

Rolling Stone
@RollingStone
Stephen Colbert used copyrighted 'Peanuts' music during his finale for 'The Late Show,' saying, “Oh no, I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (ndZc7)

140 Bears unfortunate asking - How much of this crime drop is genuine and how much is because Democrats are busy protecting all the illegals committing crimes from Federal law enforcement.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (J8APv)

141 128 There are about 22 million illegal aliens. 5-6 million who came in during Biden. So far we’ve deported ~3 million, a record. 2.2 million were self deported.

I figure that number gets bigger as we cut off their federal taxpayer money and fraud. Plus the Blue States they have crowded into are already in economic trouble- so you wonder how long this goes on. One more Republican president and they will be circling the drain.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (60OBK)

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That also doesn't count the number of people who just...left and didn't tell anyone.

And ICE tripled its budget with the OBBB (took effect Jan 1, so new agents started getting trained at the beginning of the year). Deportations have gone up since the deaths of Goode and Pretti, but the media is distracted by squirrels (Iran, redistricting, Massie) and don't report it anymore except on the margins.

All while every legal immigration path is being narrowed (most recent was the enforcement of the statutory requirement that visa holders requesting new visas, like green cards, have to wait in their home countries, not here, something that's gone unenforced for decades).

How many of these people voted?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (46HP8)

142
Tom Hardy portrayed a young genetically recreated Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: Nemesis.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (IifOV)

143 You see... to close a border, you must first open it. The Biden administration was poised to close the border when trump stole the 2024 election and caused all of this raycism.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2026 02:10 PM (THY4u)

144 btw guys The Last Kingdom really is getting good. I cried when that dane converted, for real!

very good show wow

---------------

"Uhtred, son of Uhtred!"

It was a very interesting parallel with the corollary TV series "Vikings."

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:10 PM (BcFIZ)

145 I mean I guess it's hard to cover up murders but Democrats have done worse.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:10 PM (J8APv)

146 The only person Tarentino gives carte blanche to go off script is SLJ.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 01:53 PM (XV/Pl)

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2026 02:10 PM (Hb+bW)

147 Uh-oh! Getting close to dangerous admission territory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:08 PM (8zz6B)

Yeah. I was running that one through my head thinking...
"What the hell did I just read?"

Posted by: Reforger at May 22, 2026 02:10 PM (594J6)

148 Coincidentally, DHS says that tracked deportations and self-removals is over 3 million since Trump's term started.

Just a coincidence, though.

Yesterday I pointed out the lack of hard evidence to support that assertion. I read this article today, which at least suggests the numbers are somewhat reliable. I'm still skeptical until I see hard data, though. The NY Post isn't all that reliable. I'll need more than "DHS says".

Stunning number of illegal migrants who have been deported from US or left voluntarily is revealed by DHS.

More than 3 million illegal aliens have left the US or been deported since President Trump took office, the Department of Homeland Security has revealed.

Of those 3 million, 2.2 million have opted to self-deport through a program that allows migrants to turn themselves in via a DHS app in return for a cash stipend and free flight home.

Another 900,000 have been deported since Jan. 20, 2025, and as of this month, DHS has arrested 900,000 illegal aliens, according to agency figures.

https://tinyurl.com/5fjamvts

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (Riz8t)

149 139 Say what you will about Colbert, he's not all bad.

Rolling Stone
@RollingStone
Stephen Colbert used copyrighted 'Peanuts' music during his finale for 'The Late Show,' saying, “Oh no, I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:09 PM (ndZc7)

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Live performing copyrighted music is cheaper than playing recordings.

He probably cost CBS like a thousand bucks, most. It might honestly be as small as a hundred.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (46HP8)

150 When Theron was 15, on June 21, 1991, her mother killed her father in self-defense. It happened after her father, an alcoholic,[10] drunkenly attacked her mother and fired a gun at Charlize and her mother.[14] Theron's mother retrieved her own handgun, shot back and killed him.[14]

Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)

151 Clark is a lying sack of crap. She's also got the trans son who was arrested in the Floyd riots and is a would be revolutionary. Eff her in particular

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (VHKlE)

152 Prayers out to Tulsi and her husband, Abraham.

“ I have seen their ways, but I will heal them;
I will guide them and restore comfort to Israel’s mourners”.

Isaiah 57:18

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (rAoh1)

153 It was a very interesting parallel with the corollary TV series "Vikings."

yes I love that about it

also things like "The Book of Kells" (really cute animated film)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)

154 I cannot believe even all the American citizens and residents in those states [NY/MA] think this is a good idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Cjc4c)

I'm sorry, did someone say something? I can't hear anything but the loyal constituents whom I picked out in this map here.

Posted by: Elbridge Gerry at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (gKWVE)

155 You are so close to a correlation between roe v wade and lower crime rates.
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I love when the Left gets close to expressing their true form. Fun!

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:12 PM (J8APv)

156

"President Biden got [secure borders.]"

"When?"

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"At the very end of his term, just before the election, after four years of relentlessly promoting a civilization-ending disaster."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2026 02:13 PM (HLgI3)

157 I have no patience for people who show up late.

Hardy's no Brando, is all I'm saying.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 02:13 PM (XV/Pl)

158 More than 3 million illegal aliens have left the US or been deported since President Trump took office, the Department of Homeland Security has revealed.
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So, if there was 20 million illegals here before the 3 million left, that leaves....

20 million illegals!

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:13 PM (J8APv)

159 158 So, if there was 20 million illegals here before the 3 million left, that leaves....

20 million illegals!

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:13 PM (J8APv)

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News story from 1983!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:14 PM (46HP8)

160 I'm pretty sure cbs has paid their music industry fees just like your local bar and grill.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2026 02:14 PM (n5tGW)

161 speaking of Hardy he wisely stayed away from the Blinders film. that was an abomination. just pretend it doesn't exist like the 4th indy movie!!!

Yeah, it really blew chunks. I think Cillian Murphy did it so they won't pressure him for any more movies.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:14 PM (Riz8t)

162 Have no idea who Barry White is, but perhaps you should credit him with the quote if that's what you intended.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Cjc4c)

This has got to be one of the whitest things I've ever read on this site in my 18 years of (mostly) lurking.

Posted by: goozer at May 22, 2026 02:14 PM (BAs8w)

163 Say it leftards: "We are happy the black babies have been eliminated!"

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:14 PM (J8APv)

164 Theron's mother retrieved her own handgun, shot back and killed him.[14]
Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)

One would think if she were able to launch a canoe, and gather up a rope and magnet, she could have just run away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM (8zz6B)

165 btw guys The Last Kingdom really is getting good. I cried when that dane converted, for real!

very good show wow

The actor who played Alfred the Great was very good.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM (lJ0H4)

166 I'm envisioning AOP wearing a self-built jetpack.
Posted by: ShainS

Panhard jetpacks are notoriously underpowered.

Posted by: Wretchedly So at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM (oftw2)

167 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Cjc4c

Have you ever heard of Al Green?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM (qrzX6)

168 We Were Promised Jet Packs, damnit!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (XV/Pl)

169 The actor who played Alfred the Great was very good.

he truly is

so many great performances. it's so fun!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (j+aD2)

170 We need to do an early census and adjust representation, electoral votes accordingly.

Deportations and self-deportations might not make the size dent we want, but it will make a dent none-the-less.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

171 Theron's mother retrieved her own handgun, shot back and killed him.[14]
Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)

She should have shot the gun out of his hand.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (J8APv)

172 The actor who played Alfred the Great was very good.

Yes he was. His wife, less so.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

173 Lol. He just hired the violent thugs and gave them carte blanche to assault and disappear and even murder you.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Things they accuse Trump of that he should just meet them at 10% of doing, and

Things they do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 02:17 PM (/lPRQ)

174 Violent crime fell at a rate not seen in nearly a century

Aww, Midnight Basketball started working and there's no one left to take the credit.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2026 02:17 PM (mexfo)

175
Joey's strong border stance was demonstrated by his urgent attempt to sell off border wall material as scrap in the dying days of his dictatorship.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (Y8DZL)

176 170 We need to do an early census and adjust representation, electoral votes accordingly.

Deportations and self-deportations might not make the size dent we want, but it will make a dent none-the-less.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

======

Trump announced a mid-decade census that would explicitly not count illegals in the first week of his second administration.

But I've heard of nothing since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (46HP8)

177 Yes he was. His wife, less so.

she's growing on me tho

she changed, so did he, I think that's excellent writing/acting tho.

plus now her braids are no longer strangling her which is nice. that was off-putting

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

178 We Were Promised Jet Packs, damnit!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 02:16 PM (XV/Pl)

Sorry. Best we can do is a Starship launch later today. 6:30 EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/OT_ZXZUrUcU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (qx7Zg)

179 I have no patience for people who show up late.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 02:13 PM

"There is iron in the words of Thomas Bender for all Morons to see."

-- Sponge

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

180 But I've heard of nothing since.

which .... is oftentimes a good news with Trump v2.0

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

181 lol "oft good news" I meant to say

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

182 D for Dimmycrat stands for:

Demonic, demented, delusional, disgusting, diabolical, dire, deadly,
distructive, dodgy,deframer,dissembler, distrustful, deceitful, devious, duplicitous, disingenuous and deliberately, disgraceful dunderheaded disasters.

And total dikheads.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 02:19 PM (WONhk)

183 Tucker Carlson LAUGHS at "Islamic jihad" saying "whatever that is?!"

As he mocks the people"concerned about Islamic jihad, Hamas and Hezbollah" who voted against Thomas Massie.

-
Islamic Jihad is like Bigfoot, people talk about it but no one's actually seen one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:19 PM (ndZc7)

184 My mom shouldn't have had to shoot that guy. If you catch these kids when they are young enough, you can troon them out and then they won't grow up to be shooters.

Posted by: Charlize Theron with a straight face at May 22, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

185 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Cjc4c

Have you ever heard of Al Green?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: zombie Moe Greene at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

186 Critical Drinker reviewed Mandingo and Grok, or something. It is not a kind review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBnnauqM4wU

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)

187 The actor who played Alfred the Great was very good.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2026 02:15 PM (lJ0H4)

But not great. So kinda inadequate really.

Posted by: everybody is a critic at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (pSQGt)

188 183 Tucker Carlson LAUGHS at "Islamic jihad" saying "whatever that is?!"

I think he's an Eagles corner

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (j+aD2)

189 180 But I've heard of nothing since.

which .... is oftentimes a good news with Trump v2.0

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

=====

Running a census is a giant operation.

Looking through the Census' own website, all I see are stories about surveys and a story about test runs for the 2030 census.

https://shorturl.at/UsnPf

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (46HP8)

190 Have you ever heard of Al Green?
-------------------------
Yeah, braindead Congress-critter, looks like a werewolf, has endless payouts for sexually harassing staffers

Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (Dg7ng)

191 Demonic, demented, delusional, disgusting, diabolical, dire, deadly, distructive, dodgy,deframer,dissembler, distrustful, deceitful, devious, duplicitous, disingenuous and deliberately, disgraceful dunderheaded disasters.

-
Jackie Chiles has entered the chat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (ndZc7)

192 Have you ever heard of Al Green?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (OYsYV)

193 Charlize Theron is rather a frightening woman. Run Away!!! Run Away!!! is what crosses my mind when I look at her - and she doesn’t even have Danger Hair.
Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 02:02 PM (Gqar

She's a hard One but...not a great person. Looks good though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 22, 2026 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

My words to her would be: Don't talk, baby. Don't talk.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (g8Ew8)

194 Critical Drinker reviewed Mandingo and Grok, or something. It is not a kind review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBnnauqM4wU
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)

Mumblemouth and Gargle?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (qx7Zg)

195 Yes he was. His wife, less so.
Posted by: Archimedes

As the series went forward I grew to have a kind of grudging admiration for her.character.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (lJ0H4)

196 Tucker Carlson LAUGHS at "Islamic jihad" saying "whatever that is?!"

===

I think he's an Eagles corner
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM

You mean like in Winslow, Arizona?

Posted by: Glenn Frey at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

197 Theron had a very easy time of it with her role in Snow White and the Huntsman - barely any acting involved in it. As for Stewart - no acting involved there either - have seen livelier starfish.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (Gqar8)

198 osted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 01:59 PM (Cjc4c

Have you ever heard of Al Green?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

The Legislator or the Reverend?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (/lPRQ)

199
They're consistent, unlike the GOP......

Dan Crenshaw
@DanCrenshawTX
·
17h
In case you’re wondering about the current state of House Democrats: they just voted against establishing a Smithsonian American Women’s History Museum.

Their objection? It didn’t include a dedicated wing for trans history.

You almost have to admire the consistency. They managed to turn a women’s museum into an argument about men.

Posted by: beckster at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (kX27y)

200 I just read Tulsi Gabbard has resigned to be with her husband who was recently diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer..wow this one hit me. I didn't know I grew very fond of Tulsi. I'm gonna miss her kick ass style...

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (VPPG8)

201 lol I didn't sleep well (terrible nightmares) and had an early early meeting where the client just cancelled five minutes before start

and I am TIRED and giddy

hopefully that explains me

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (j+aD2)

202 In case you’re wondering about the current state of House Democrats: they just voted against establishing a Smithsonian American Women’s History Museum.

Their objection? It didn’t include a dedicated wing for trans history.

omg they have lost it completely

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:23 PM (j+aD2)

203 peaking of Danger Hair, has anyone seen that washed up Dixie Chunk who ranted at Dubya and now resurfaced from the Bog of Eternal Stench to rant at Trump?

Holy shit, wtf? She looks like an angry obese lesbian who styles her hair with queefs.

And weren't there three Dixie Chicks? Where are the other two? Did the fat one eat them?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
*************************

Yes. She's a raging lunatic who claims not to be a lesbian but she sure looks like one.

She ate the two sisters who sang with her as well as their guitar and violin. Then found a racoon hat, cut the tail off, and super glued it down the middle her butch head.

She popped up like a demented gopher to rage about Trump last week and no one cares.

Someone let her out of her padded cell after she tanked their career whining about GWB.

Apparently all she has done since then was eat as her husband fled. Sadly she has two sons who probably pretend not to know her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)

204 The Legislator or the Reverend?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (/lPRQ)

The deep voiced soul singer known for his gospel music.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 22, 2026 02:24 PM (qrzX6)

205 It's too bad it's so hard to get a national third party going. Imagine voting for

Democrat Party
Republican Party
Find Out (or Fuck Off) Party

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:24 PM (qx7Zg)

206 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:22 PM (j+aD2)

I am sorry that you had a bad night and nightmares and hope this night is better for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:24 PM (OYsYV)

207 Recent events (facilitated by Trump's shrewd chess moves) have exposed the RINOs like never before as not merely morally obtuse cowards, but corruptly vengeful a-holes. And they have played perfectly into this role, to their own undoing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (fZiTB)

208 175
Joey's strong border stance was demonstrated by his urgent attempt to sell off border wall material as scrap in the dying days of his dictatorship.

---

The border wall had thousands of holes in it... Joey Poopy-Pants wanted to reduce it to just one hole... a 3000 mile hole

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (THY4u)

209 Tulsi's official statement:

https://x.com/TulsiGabbard/status/2057876821421527476

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (EYvpB)

210 I don't know why Americans travel to the wilds of Africa to dig wells for clean drinking water for the locals. They should start at home in places like Flint, Michigan and make sure the democrats there have clean drinking water so they don't get dehydrated when they are stuffing their mail in ballots in the mail box. I mean, have some compassion people.

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (7d1L5)

211 That's sad to read about Tulsi resigning and her husband's cancer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (WONhk)

212 There are about 22 million illegal aliens.

We grew from 212 million to 343 million from 1973 to now. That's with fifty straight years of Roe v. Wade holding us below replacement rate.

Yet we didn't shrink.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (mexfo)

213 Trump announced a mid-decade census that would explicitly not count illegals in the first week of his second administration.

But I've heard of nothing since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:18 PM (46HP

_________________________________

That won't work. The 14th Amendment says you have to count everyone. And, even ignoring that, Congress has to green light an early Census...which is feasible, I guess...

The only change in results will be directly related to those deportations and self-deportations. But, it's something.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (dIske)

214 >Have you ever heard of Al Green?
----

of course !

https://youtu.be/XXx6RDzR6eM

Posted by: Don Black at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (ZxPkt)

215 48 No one is above the law.

Except for all the violent criminals.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 01:50 PM (J8APv)

I have a "dumbbell theory" of social ethics, where both the overclass and the underclass treat "legal" as meaning "what you can get away with." Only the working and middle classes are chumps who cherish the law as something that ought to be followed regardless.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the same people who are constantly pushing for new gun laws are simultaneously undermining their pitch by refusing to enforce existing gun laws on... guess who... the overclass and underclass. And, it's the overclass that is for decarceration, not the working and middle classes.

There is a weird connection between socio-economic elites and street punks, and I can't tell if it's just psychological -- "But for the grace of IQ and connections, there go I" -- or if it's a domination strategy (anarcho-tyranny), or if it's a spiritual thing.

Posted by: SciVo at May 22, 2026 02:26 PM (Sy6m/)

216 I am sorry that you had a bad night and nightmares and hope this night is better for you.

Fen it was scary bad stuff

like, you close your eyes and go RIGHT BACK TO IT

just the normal world but the sun didn't shine and everything was dark and gray. I tried to look in the sky for the moon or stars and there was a symbol in the sky instead, which I can still picture. It was a sigil, and really an evil demonic one.

still today I am worried about even seeing that. horrible.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2)

217 212 There are about 22 million illegal aliens.

We grew from 212 million to 343 million from 1973 to now. That's with fifty straight years of Roe v. Wade holding us below replacement rate.

Yet we didn't shrink.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (mexfo)

======

We didn't dip below replacement rate until sometime in the 90s (conservatives remain at replacement rate now while progressives have collapsed).

I'm not saying most of our growth isn't illegal and legal immigration, but overall replacement rate has only been below 2.1 since about 1993 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:27 PM (46HP8)

218 There are about 22 million illegal aliens.

We grew from 212 million to 343 million from 1973 to now. That's with fifty straight years of Roe v. Wade holding us below replacement rate.

Yet we didn't shrink.
Posted by: t-bird
====

They claimed 20 million in c. 2000
50 mil plus anchor babies is more like it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 02:27 PM (/lPRQ)

219 SciVo interesting thoughts thank you

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:27 PM (j+aD2)

220 She popped up like a demented gopher to rage about Trump last week and no one cares.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)

Okay, this shit was funny. Even the most sexist chud would want Christy writing material for the comedy club

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

221 Whether or not one thinks there should be a museum for women in American history, it is just so incredibly stupid ( but par for the course for tone deaf Democrats) to want a wing for ( fake) transwomen. I'd skip that part of the American women's history museum if they included that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:28 PM (OYsYV)

222 Christy is really funny - thank you for your posts Christy!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:28 PM (j+aD2)

223 She popped up like a demented gopher to rage about Trump last week and no one cares.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)

Okay, this shit was funny. Even the most sexist chud would want Christy writing material for the comedy club
Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

She's reaching Ace level in cutting derision.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:29 PM (qx7Zg)

224 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2

Sounds bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:29 PM (OYsYV)

225 213 That won't work. The 14th Amendment says you have to count everyone. And, even ignoring that, Congress has to green light an early Census...which is feasible, I guess...

The only change in results will be directly related to those deportations and self-deportations. But, it's something.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 02:25 PM (dIske)

======

The Census can count people without Congressional authority, it just can't be used for reapportionment of House and Electoral votes.

The point would be to get a good count of how many legal Americans there are.

And there are definite historical examples of not counting non-residents like diplomats and visitors, those with loyalties to other nations. Happened for a couple of hundred years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:29 PM (46HP8)

226 I love reading ChristyBlinkyTheGreat's posts.

Posted by: m at May 22, 2026 02:29 PM (6wpGE)

227
Christy is great. I love reading her comments.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 02:29 PM (3ek7K)

228 You mean like in Winslow, Arizona?
Posted by: Glenn Frey at May 22, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

Drove by that corner a couple of days ago. There is a statue there now. Wasn't there the last time I passed that way.

By the way, AVOID Meteor Crater. It has become a woke-stained tourist trap. They want $28.50 (senior rate!) just to pass through the museum to go to a viewing balcony on the crater rim. I waited in line ten minutes just to get to the painfully slow cashier, and when she told me that, I said, "I've seen it before, and I sure as Hell don't need to pay $28.50 to see it again. Bye!" My buddy was ahead of me, and paid his $28.50, because he really, really needed to use the shitter. "Most expensive shit I've ever had."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:30 PM (8zz6B)

229 Speaking of crime, a fairly large human trafficking ring was busted in Ohio today. 122 suspects and around 50 victims. Some children.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2026 02:31 PM (jehhT)

230 It generally takes about 4 words in, and I realize, "Ooh, this a ChristyBlinky post" and I settle in to read it and chortle.

Posted by: m at May 22, 2026 02:31 PM (6wpGE)

231 Trump won't attend the wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc487hzv

The implication?
(
Gina Milan
@ginamilan_
Iran is about to get SMOKED.

-
Best wedding ever? Like the christening in The Godfather?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)

232 My buddy was ahead of me, and paid his $28.50, because he really, really needed to use the shitter. "Most expensive shit I've ever had."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:30 PM (8zz6B)

That needed to be an upper decker.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

233 Is it wrong to want to know how Sean votes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

234 Whether or not one thinks there should be a museum for women in American history, it is just so incredibly stupid ( but par for the course for tone deaf Democrats) to want a wing for ( fake) transwomen. I'd skip that part of the American women's history museum if they included that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:28 PM (OYsYV)

Dems are being consistent. They want to eradicate women with feminism and now by replacing the feminists with crazy men.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)

235 Have you ever heard of Al Green?

He did a great cover of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by that band from England whose name I forget...The Grass hoppers or something like that.

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Ridarelli at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (7d1L5)

236 I have never heard a song by what was formerly the Dixie Chicks. Maybe it was just a stupid idea to rename your group because of the perceived racism of "Dixie". You turn off your former fans and probably don't gain any news ones because the were listening to your music anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (OYsYV)

237 What kind of wood are the using? What do you use when smoking a whole country?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

238 So I see the media is saying Tulsi is leaving because of clashes over Iran intelligence with Trump.. No mention of her husband's illness.... Of course this is what I expected from them...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (FtULh)

239 It's kind of a shame. I was at the Meteor Crater in the mid/late 1990s and it was fine. Maybe because it was August and there weren't as many tourists (but Flagstaff climate isn't terrible).
Only real issue I had was the NASA placards fluffing the stupid Space Shuttle.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 02:33 PM (gKWVE)

240 236-Typo "because they weren't listening to your music anyway."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:33 PM (OYsYV)

241 238 So I see the media is saying Tulsi is leaving because of clashes over Iran intelligence with Trump.. No mention of her husband's illness.... Of course this is what I expected from them...

oh who cares

they're corrupt idiots, yada yada yada

let them blather

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (j+aD2)

242
just the normal world but the sun didn't shine and everything was dark and gray. I tried to look in the sky for the moon or stars and there was a symbol in the sky instead, which I can still picture. It was a sigil, and really an evil demonic one.

still today I am worried about even seeing that. horrible.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22

This sounds awful, especially with how vivid it sounds. Are you able to listen to music when you fall asleep? I know this may sound like froo froo dust, but 437 MHz music is supposed to be calming for thoughts, along with green noise. That and a quick meditation to only allow positive thoughts and dreams. Maybe it is psychosomatic, but it seems to help me fall asleep when I am having racy brain issues.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (OoFl2)

243 234 Whether or not one thinks there should be a museum for women in American history, it is just so incredibly stupid ( but par for the course for tone deaf Democrats) to want a wing for ( fake) transwomen. I'd skip that part of the American women's history museum if they included that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:28 PM (OYsYV)

Dems are being consistent. They want to eradicate women with feminism and now by replacing the feminists with crazy men.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)

And just exactly what have Trans "women" done other than mass shootings and taking sports wins from actual women ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

244 The Bride might be bad.

It might be often boring.

It might barely have a story.

But is it...fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (46HP8)

245
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 02:24 PM (qx7Zg)

A third party running as populists would destroy both the others - the Republicans immediately, and the Democrats a couple cycles later.

Not defeat them electorally, but destroy them. As in "afterthought, footnote political parties."

It would rapidly become [Populist] Party vs. [Communist] Party and D and R would be begging them to allow them to be junior partners.

If Trump wants to go down in history as a truly, cataclysmically transformative leader, an open break from the GOP and formation of a third party in November 2026 is the way to do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)

246 He did a great cover of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by that band from England whose name I forget...The Grass hoppers or something like that.
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Ridarelli at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (7d1L5)

I think it was the June Bugs, or the London Boys. Can't remember.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2026 02:35 PM (g8Ew8)

247 >>>Biden could not secure his own anus, much less secure this country's borders
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 22, 2026 01:43 PM (s9VOe)

I don't think we were talking about Hunter...

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2026 02:35 PM (q177U)

248 The Bride might be bad.

It might be often boring.

It might barely have a story.

But is it...fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (46HP

Oh dear lord- he's going to go on a Maggie Gyllenhaal kick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

249 248 Oh dear lord- he's going to go on a Maggie Gyllenhaal kick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

========

Sometimes I just watch movies cause I'm curious.

Watched Send Help earlier. Pretty fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:36 PM (46HP8)

250 231 Trump won't attend the wedding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc487hzv

The implication?
(
Gina Milan
@ginamilan_
Iran is about to get SMOKED.

The wedding is in the Bahamas so I see where that could be a problem

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (FtULh)

251 246 He did a great cover of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by that band from England whose name I forget...The Grass hoppers or something like that.
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Ridarelli at May 22, 2026 02:32 PM (7d1L5)

I think it was the June Bugs, or the London Boys. Can't remember.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2026

The Monkees.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (OoFl2)

252 Biden could not secure his own anus, much less secure this country's borders
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison!

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (7d1L5)

253
And just exactly what have Trans "women" done other than mass shootings and taking sports wins from actual women ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

Take over tenured positions from women in universities and senior administrative positions in progressive companies.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

254 Watched Send Help earlier. Pretty fun.

that does look fun but it's ... Sam Raimi and Rachel McAdams

The Bride ... does not

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

255
Trump should be impeached for not attending the wedding.

Geez, people are so stupid.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 02:38 PM (3ek7K)

256 I can't write!

"it's GOT Sam and Rachel (and Dylan)"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

257
254 Watched Send Help earlier. Pretty fun.

that does look fun but it's ... Sam Raimi and Rachel McAdams

The Bride ... does not

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

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The Bride looked like a mess, but an interesting mess.

And that's what it is. I would recommend it to no one. I never want to watch it again. But it was...interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (46HP8)

258 Take over tenured positions from women in universities and senior administrative positions in progressive companies.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

Historically, hiring eunuchs for the administration has done wonders to reduce the problem of nepotism.

Posted by: the byzantines at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (gKWVE)

259 256 I can't write!

"it's GOT Sam and Rachel (and Dylan)"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 22, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

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*snap zoom*
*whip pan*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (46HP8)

260 Speaking of movies, I saw Gosford Park last night. Great movie. Perhaps not the most straight forward movie ever produced. I thought I was going to see an Agatha Christie-esque movie. Wrong!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)

261 And that's what it is. I would recommend it to no one. I never want to watch it again. But it was...interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (46HP

Masochism. I do not need to drive a rusty nail through my balls to know i would not enjoy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

262 Posted by: SciVo at May 22, 2026 02:26 PM (Sy6m/)

Seems legit

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:40 PM (J8APv)

263 261 And that's what it is. I would recommend it to no one. I never want to watch it again. But it was...interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (46HP

Masochism. I do not need to drive a rusty nail through my balls to know i would not enjoy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

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The Bride > driving a rusty nail through Aetius' balls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:40 PM (46HP8)

264 And just exactly what have Trans "women" done other than mass shootings and taking sports wins from actual women ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Shit-canned about a billion dollars in sales from InBev.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 02:42 PM (Y8DZL)

265 The horde probably already brought this up but I just read it, Tulsi Gabbard is resigning from Trump's cabinet. Her husband Abraham has been diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer. Not good.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2026 02:42 PM (oiNtH)

266 Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

I suppose if they did have such a museum in Washington they would mix in stories of fake women ( transgenders ) with actual women. They wouldn't have a separate wing. I already role my eyes at regular art museums going on interminably about white privilege.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:42 PM (n3VHW)

267 And just exactly what have Trans "women" done other than mass shootings and taking sports wins from actual women ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

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Legitimized and normalized mental illness.

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2026 02:43 PM (BcFIZ)

268 Watched The Lost City with Sandra Bullock and it was really funny...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:43 PM (FtULh)

269 this spencer pratt dude has a lot of energy.

trump energy. that comes from being genuinely committed.

I think he's got a decent shot actually.

I think he's catching people's attention. Even the dummies.

Posted by: Not a florida man, yet at May 22, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)

270 If Trump wants to go down in history as a truly, cataclysmically transformative leader, an open break from the GOP and formation of a third party in November 2026 is the way to do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)

That's not how it works in the US. A third party will be eaten by one or both of the major parties cannibalizing its support. Which is happening to the GOP now with Trump, with populist people taking over more and more of the party posts every year, pushing out the GOPe over time.

The Dems may be unwilling or unable to morph itself easily due to the radicals taking over the power in the party, but it is no longer the party of Clinton or the 70s Dems anymore and is shedding members that used to support it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:43 PM (8avO+)

271 Masochism. I do not need to drive a rusty nail through my balls to know i would not enjoy it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

Plus you could get tetanus doing that. You'd have to make sure your shot record was up to date.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2026 02:43 PM (g8Ew8)

272 A=432 hz. Harmonious resonance of the Universe
A=440 hz. Nazi plot to enslave humanity.

This is actually a conspiracy theory that some hold.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 22, 2026 02:44 PM (eEPa7)

273 Utah's supreme court chief is resigning.

Two of the key members of the court that forced a Democrat district on the state are resigning early.

And the legislature expanded the court by 2 already meaning the governor gets to appoint 4 judges. Out of 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 02:45 PM (46HP8)

274 Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

You don't think Harriet Tubman is just as important as Bruce Jenner ) ?! whatever his name is now) For shame !!! / s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:45 PM (n3VHW)

275 Legitimized and normalized mental illness.
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Nobody believes that. Not now. If there was ever any doubt, everybody knows the sex deviates & trannies are all, generally speaking, mental defectives.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gUqk9)

276 OT: dumb comment on Twitter
tinyurl.com/yc297tn6

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gKWVE)

277 NOOD - Taylor Lorenz is back

Posted by: the lower depths at May 22, 2026 02:49 PM (Dg7ng)

278 Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2026 02:34 PM (FtULh)

I suppose if they did have such a museum in Washington they would mix in stories of fake women ( transgenders ) with actual women. They wouldn't have a separate wing. I already role my eyes at regular art museums going on interminably about white privilege.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:42 PM (n3VHW)

Future Exhibit: Joan of Arc was transgender because she wore male armor in battle. (of course there is no female armor since they didn't fight in the 1400s.)

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:49 PM (8avO+)

279 DOUBLE NOOD!

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2026 02:51 PM (q177U)

280 I suppose if they did have such a museum in Washington they would mix in stories of fake women ( transgenders ) with actual women. They wouldn't have a separate wing. I already role my eyes at regular art museums going on interminably about white privilege.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:42 PM (n3VHW)

Fen, it would be preferable to use "counterfeit" instead of "fake". More implication of malice, and malice is absolutely intended by those counterfeits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2026 02:52 PM (8zz6B)

281 Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:49 PM

I've read that about St. Joan. So dumb!
Of course I've also read that St. Sebastian is an icon to some in the gay community because he was shot with arrows, because arrows are like penises. Get it?!! I did not make this up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:53 PM (n3VHW)

282 How long after we start third party do the Nazi plants appear and take it down? Five seconds? Ten?

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2026 02:53 PM (J8APv)

283 by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:53 PM (n3VHW)

That was an actual description on a painting of St. Sebastian at a museum I visited.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:54 PM (n3VHW)

284 A=432 hz. Harmonious resonance of the Universe
A=440 hz. Nazi plot to enslave humanity.

This is actually a conspiracy theory that some hold.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 22, 2026 02:44 PM (eEPa7)

Please. I am still trying to get my head around Vril.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 03:01 PM (rbvCR)

285 Just imagine how good the crime numbers would be if only transgenders stopped shooting little kids and Chicago got the National Guard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2026 03:04 PM (oT0kA)

286 Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 02:49 PM

I've read that about St. Joan. So dumb!
Of course I've also read that St. Sebastian is an icon to some in the gay community because he was shot with arrows, because arrows are like penises. Get it?!! I did not make this up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 02:53 PM (n3VHW)

I recently saw a clip on Twitter of some trans claiming all tomboy girls are really trans.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 03:12 PM (8avO+)

287 Thank you for your kind words above.

If not a bird strike or engine falling off the Delta flight tomorrow, you may read of a former lovely woman who died tragically in the loo of the plane... as gravity took hold on landing and people forgot I was in there.It's possible.

I am never, ever afraid to fly. Flew a week post 9/11 or whenever they let us board again. With my trusty 20lb travel purse to attack anyone, anytime. That ain't the problem, even if we wake to the hellfire in Iran.

I am now in reverse cholera and just ate a chocolate chip cookie in anger because my husband is at Home Depot or somewhere. I did eat an apple before this.

I guess it could be worse. Trying to think of how, but I am enraged over circumstances. I know I used to recover faster from anything and if this is old age I am not pleased.

Ok, ebola would be worse on a plane. Or sitting next to a Dim politician instead of the husband of my youth.

I "voluntered" my RN license in FL over the thought of ebola and Obungo saying he'd draft retired nurses. I thought quitting was enough so I called Tallahassee and they said,nay, ye must write a letter vs killing someone or showing up high on meth. So I did.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)

288 Chris Tucker said Tarantino's lines exactly in Jackie Brown, and Chris Tucker doesn't say anyone's lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 22, 2026 01:57 PM (46HP

Gefilka Fish!

Posted by: Nelly at May 22, 2026 03:24 PM (6+ehB)

289 Posted by: Oldcat at May 22, 2026 03:12 PM

What a terrible thing to suggest to girls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2026 03:28 PM (OYsYV)

290 And weren't there three Dixie Chicks? Where are the other two? Did the fat one eat them?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 22, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

Thank you for that laugh, my friend. I hadn't thought of that harpy group in years and that was such a wonderful picture you painted.

Posted by: Nelly at May 22, 2026 03:34 PM (6+ehB)

291 186 Critical Drinker reviewed Mandingo and Grok, or something. It is not a kind review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBnnauqM4wU
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)

He is often kinder than I would have been but Cruel Drinker is the best Drinker.

Posted by: Nelly at May 22, 2026 03:39 PM (6+ehB)

292 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 22, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)

YAY, ChristyBlinky!

Posted by: m at May 22, 2026 04:01 PM (6wpGE)

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