Long Weekend Cafe

Trail in the Swiss Alps
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Rescued baby albino wallaby.

Cats are the guest of honor at every party.

Rescue beaver Petunia. Rescue beaver Tulip.

Puppy plays fetch with himself, with a stream.

Got any weekend plans?

Dog "helps."

Prancing into the weekend.

Bears: A National Concern.

Cat would like to know what time you think it is.

Happy Memorial Day!

Family run.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/s03Advy38f
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 21, 2026

Charging baby elephant..🐘😅 pic.twitter.com/LSFc7SOMW7
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 21, 2026

Puppy's first night out of the shelter after being adopted..🐕🐾😊

📹finntherusseII pic.twitter.com/V8hectRjNW
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 21, 2026

Police Cadet Composure Endurance Contest: Cops try to keep a focused steely gaze as the trainers try to distract them.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2026 07:41 PM (dpXJq)

2 Damn, I just found out Tulsi is resigning as DNI.

I was initially worried about her cuz she's a leftist Democrat and a Bernie Bros. Turned out she was halfway decent. I guess her love of country rose above all else. Patriotism matters. Go figure.

It's a real loss. Bummer.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2026 07:43 PM (dpXJq)

3 I can't be the only person zooming in to see if that was Bigfoot.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Sco7b)

4 antisemitic shitbird belowdecks
Posted by: South and Proud!! at May 22, 2026 07:41 PM (4IL54)

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

6
Skip, I hope you have an enjoyable weekend.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 07:46 PM (3ek7K)

7 Yeah, what's holding that trail onto that Swiss cliff? I'll stay here at sea level where it's safe.

Posted by: Flatlander, Myself at May 22, 2026 07:47 PM (oftw2)

8 neo-nazi cucks got into a habit of dropping nonsense on dead threads that talk about their neo-Nazi idols, right after all the high IQ regulars leave to enjoy noods...

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:48 PM (GD0B3)

9 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)

10 woke reich tears are almost as good as the woke left tears

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (GD0B3)

11 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)

Horiatiki or bust!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)

12 runner, I bet that particular Islamabaddian ran that bullshit through an AI filter before poasting here.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

13 Notice how fast he puts that truck into reverse when daddy elephant comes around the corner?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

14 the difference between "cute" and "frightening" is about 1000 pounds

Fear the Ears!

Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 22, 2026 07:51 PM (jrgJz)

15 A 100% mephitic and Spheniscidae-free Café week! What a great gateway to the Memorial Day weekend!

Briskets. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

16 11 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)

Horiatiki or bust!
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026

I think I needed salt, the feta and olives tasted extra delicious. 😊

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:52 PM (Wmg4n)

17 11 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper

Greeks eat a lot of lamb. Tell me it was a lamb salad. Not some Fetid cheese concoction.

Posted by: Stavros, Nick, Gus, and Christos at May 22, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)

18 Those views in Switzerland are really something!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 22, 2026 07:52 PM (cWLG3)

19 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM

Sounds like it was sufficient to get you well-fetaed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

20
*admires portraits on Café wall*

*realizes they're the Ten Most Wanted list*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)

21 The geese stop being cute when they crap all over the pavement where you work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

22 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)

You'd have to be starving to enjoy a Greek salad!

I kid. I kid. I love the Mediterranean diet. My innards like it too.

Greek salad cured me of an Ouzo hangover years ago, when I was in Crete.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 07:54 PM (0aYVJ)

23 @12, I was just catching up and notices the pukes marring perfectly good threads! On one hand I am absolutely delighted and am enjoing it, I mean we are talking serious derangement zone, but then I don't even know half the words they are puking out !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)

24 the difference between "cute" and "frightening" is about 1000 pounds
Posted by: Bullet for her Bra at May 22, 2026 07:51 PM

Bremerloes and Grotopotomii can accomplish that at 300 pounds.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

25 Greek salad cured me of an Ouzo hangover years ago, when I was in Crete.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at

I think I just really love feta.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (Wmg4n)

26 Canada geese suck.

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (ZxPkt)

27 I had a gymnastics coach who used to get right in our faces and make goofy grins. We had to maintain composure. We didn’t have to do push-ups though. We did chin ups. Lots and lots of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 07:56 PM (A5RD0)

28 People who stop their cars in the middle of the boulevard to let a Canada goose cross the road suck too. The road is MINE, you foul feathered fucks.

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (ZxPkt)

29 And Canada geese are assholes. And they poop. A LOT.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (A5RD0)

30 Canada geese suck.
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM

They do crap everywhere, but, on balance, not as much, either in quantity or mephitic quality, as penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

31 >>Those views in Switzerland are really something!

Switzerland is one of the few countries in Europe I have even a slight interest in seeing again. They made a very good decision staying out of the EU.

Beautiful country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)

32 15 A 100% mephitic and Spheniscidae-free Café week! What a great gateway to the Memorial Day weekend!

Ha! We appreciate the great press Ace delivers, and if he delivered Penguin content nightly, it would spoil us. The relentless march continues and we look forward to the next edition here in the Cafe.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (oftw2)

33 Bremerloes and Grotopotomii can accomplish that at 300 pounds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

Even a dog thats not right at 80.

Full grown wolves. They 'look' like dogs, but those eyes are not a dogs. You are not people to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

34
Wonderful to see the crowd cheering USA! when Starship splashed down.

Posted by: Auspex at May 22, 2026 07:58 PM (Y8DZL)

35 Canada geese suck.
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (ZxPkt)

Foxes love Canada geese!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:58 PM (GD0B3)

36 19 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM

Sounds like it was sufficient to get you well-fetaed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22

🤣

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:58 PM (Wmg4n)

37 Daddy was shooing the baby and giving the jeep side eye at the same time. For 2 cents Daddy would squash the jeep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 07:59 PM (LIEok)

38 The geese on the geezer golf golf course have all hatched their eggs. L'il fuzzy bastards already shitting all over the place. Upside, the local cats, foxes, hawks and eagles will eat well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 07:59 PM (2WIwB)

39 Do not mention Iran!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:59 PM (GD0B3)

40
I ran to the wine bottle. Is that okay?

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

41 For 2 cents Daddy would squash the jeep.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 07:59 PM (LIEok)

They threaten baby, they can go to hell.

I like elephants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

42 I had a gymnastics coach who used to get right in our faces and make goofy grins. We had to maintain composure. We didn’t have to do push-ups though. We did chin ups. Lots and lots of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 07:56 PM (A5RD0)

Did he do the Michael Palin bit?

His name? Biggus Dickus
*runs over to soldier*
He has wife, you know
*glances at soldier*
Her name..Incontenentia
*glares at soldier*
Incontenentia Buttocks

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:01 PM (0aYVJ)

43 Wait a second!

"Tulsi Gabbard resigns as director of national intelligence, citing her husband’s health"

Did you guys see this ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 08:01 PM (GD0B3)

44 43 Wait a second!

"Tulsi Gabbard resigns as director of national intelligence, citing her husband’s health"

Did you guys see this ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 08

Yes, she is out June 30. Sadly, her husband has bone cancer.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:02 PM (Wmg4n)

45 runner been around all afternoon

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

46
runner,

Yes. Such a sad situation for them.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (3ek7K)

47 I have often smiled at the antics of penguins.

I have nothing but disdain for Canada geese. They have never made me laugh or smile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

48 Enjoy some time off Boss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (RIvkX)

49 Good one, Pug!

You on the coast yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

50 Got a reminder that it's Memorial Day Weekend: passed the cemetery in the county seat and the flags were out lining the fence separating it from the road. A bracing sight, really.

Posted by: KT at May 22, 2026 08:04 PM (rdeQO)

51 Do not mention Iran!
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 07:59 PM (GD0B3)

I ran, ran so far away.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 22, 2026 08:04 PM (qx7Zg)

52 Bremerloes and Grotopotomii can accomplish that at 300 pounds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

I was born in Groton but left when still a baby. But I've been to Bremerton a bunch of times. Never underestimate the shock power of a Bremerloe when she turns around to look at you in a bar. Be sure to note all exits.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 08:05 PM (2WIwB)

53 Elise Stefanik, DNI!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)

54 They have never made me laugh or smile.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

Goslings are kind of cute, but the pizzazz quickly fades.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

55 I hope! She was at the the new Fed Chair swearing in. We got very, very lucky with Trump's pick. Kevin Warsh is awesome.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 08:07 PM (GD0B3)

56 22 Happy cafe! Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 07:49 PM (Wmg4n)

..............

Taco salad here, minus the chips and salsa! Very good though loaded with black olives and red onion.

Posted by: Mollly k. at May 22, 2026 08:07 PM (j/yko)

57 Greeks eat a lot of lamb. Tell me it was a lamb salad. Not some Fetid cheese concoction.
Posted by: Stavros, Nick, Gus, and Christos at May 22, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)
======

All you make is cheeburgers anyway.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

58 Holy shit.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Judge Waverly Crenshaw has dismissed the indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national who entered the U.S. illegally around 2011–2012, ruling that the prosecution was selective and vindictive.

Abrego Garcia had been accused of human smuggling — specifically conspiracy to transport undocumented individuals and unlawful transportation of undocumented migrants — stemming from a alleged years-long scheme.

His attorney, Sean Hecker, said in response: “We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.”

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:10 PM (2PamV)

59 Watching one of my favorite war movies
Battleground

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

60 Good one, Pug!

You on the coast yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

Leaving 0 dark 30 tomorrow. I'll pack the car, then lead my bride out with her fluffy blanket. She'll sleep. I love driving in the morning, especially when I am not squinting into the sunlight.

Kind of a short trip, but we'll get some time on the beach. We will certainly do a longer trip soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

61 I had a chicken quesadilla, with jalapeno peppers. That shizz was good. I cooked my ass off.

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ZxPkt)

62 >>They threaten baby, they can go to hell.

>>I like elephants.

Only game drives I've done are in a game preserve in South Africa. Not as spectacular as a drive done out on the open bush but pretty great.

We came upon a male bull that was enormous, you to see them in real life to appreciate the size. He was standing with a couple of his elephant babes and some younger ones. We were in one of those multi-row jeep things and the driver was one of the game wardens. He told us the male was in musth, which I had no idea what that was.

It's when a male elephant gets a natural testosterone boost and starts protecting his herd and looking to expand it IYKWIMAITYD. The thing charged us, shaking head and tossing dirt with his trunk. The game warden had fun letting the elephant close in on us and then driving a bit further and stopping again. Couple of German tourists in the truck nearly shit themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

63 Taco salad here, minus the chips and salsa! Very good though loaded with black olives and red onion.
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 22, 2026 08

I love making a taco salad with leftovers after taco night. Salsa as dressing, guacamole, yum!

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (Wmg4n)

64 Just got home from voting for Paxton.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (2PamV)

65 Yes, she is out June 30. Sadly, her husband has bone cancer.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:02 PM (Wmg4n)
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No I did not see that as the reason. Thank you and runner too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

66 30 Canada geese suck.
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 07:55 PM

They do crap everywhere, but, on balance, not as much, either in quantity or mephitic quality, as penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
_______________________

Geese got me kicked out of a school camping trip. My buddy, Tommy insisted that if you give a goose spaghetti, it will proceed through their entire digestive process in a matter of minutes. Tommy was correct. I was exiled back to town after a rather public lecture on treatment of animals.

Geese do indeed suck.

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (dIske)

67 Heh. Homemade tacos with HEB butter tortillas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:12 PM (2PamV)

68 Just got home from voting for Paxton.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (2PamV)

You are just trying to distract from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)

69 Got a reminder that it's Memorial Day Weekend: passed the cemetery in the county seat and the flags were out lining the fence separating it from the road. A bracing sight, really.
Posted by: KT at May 22, 2026 08:04 PM (rdeQO)

We take a lot of road trips during Memorial Day weekend. I love seeing small towns doing it right. America!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)

70 Dammit.

''VOTE'? What does that even mean?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

71 Just ate an amazing Greek salad. I was starving.
———

Why don’t you eat some real food? (Salad isn’t food, salad is food for food)

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM (t7UuU)

72 Just got home from voting for Paxton.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (2PamV)

You are just trying to distract from the Epstein Files.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

✌🏻 I am not a crook ✌🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (2PamV)

73 Couple of German tourists in the truck nearly shit themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)
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Are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (RIvkX)

74 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the creepy cosmic Captain Kangaroo.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

75 Canada Geese - aka “Sky Carp”

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (t7UuU)

76 BREAKING: Federal Judge Waverly Crenshaw has dismissed the indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia,
====

Dismissed the Indictment, is that like a pardon?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 08:15 PM (/lPRQ)

77 I had tacos in the Mission for lunch today. Carne y pollo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:15 PM (RIvkX)

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:16 PM (A5RD0)

79 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the creepy cosmic Captain Kangaroo.
Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

... I am drawing a blank. Guy in green?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

80 BREAKING: Federal Judge Waverly Crenshaw has dismissed the indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia,
====

Dismissed the Indictment, is that like a pardon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I don't see how he has that authority.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:17 PM (2PamV)

81 He is an illegal alien. Foreign national.

Deport His Ass Forthwith

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:18 PM (t7UuU)

82 Hey everyone it's the Kamster again...........

This holiday weekend I have decided to begin 2028 Presidential exploratory team. My campaign slogan has been selected and it so exciting. Below is my slogan and tell me what you think"""

Kami Harris 2028... "Let's Beat, Blow, or Squeeze are way forward" !!!!!.

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 22, 2026 08:19 PM (KvNjc)

83 Why don’t you eat some real food? (Salad isn’t food, salad is food for food)
Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM

I am in no danger of wasting away anytime soon, I eat plenty. 😊

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:19 PM (Wmg4n)

84 >>Are we not doing phrasing?

I think at least one of them might have actually dropped one. They were in the last row and the warden kept speeding up and then stopping and letting the elephant catch up.

He was laughing like a maniac. Hans and Franz not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

85 "Federal Judge Waverly Crenshaw has dismissed the indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia"

Who names their kid Waverly? Some cracker?

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

86 BREAKING: Federal Judge Waverly Crenshaw has dismissed the indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia,
====

Dismissed the Indictment, is that like a pardon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I don't see how he has that authority.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:17 PM (2PamV)

Well, yeah, in the real world. But now, it seems some dipshit judge can wave his fleshy pink hand and simper " make it so," and it works.

I blame Abed for this darkest timeline. No. Wait. it's Jeff!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ)

87 I would almost feel sorry for Waverly if he wasn't such a shit.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

88 Just got home from voting for Paxton.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:11 PM

Seriously? I voted with President Trump 99.2% of the time. Paxton voted with President Trump 00.00% of the time. What kind of proud Texan Patriot are you?

I'm not giving up the seat that Sam Houston once held to someone like that!

Posted by: J. Cornyn, (GOPe-TX) at May 22, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

89 Dammit.

''VOTE'? What does that even mean?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

VOTE
DEMOCRATS.
OUT!!!

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 08:22 PM (2WIwB)

90 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the creepy cosmic Captain Kangaroo.
Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)
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That character is played by the famous attorney Melvin Belli.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2026 08:23 PM (RIvkX)

91 I am in no danger of wasting away
——-

But you said you were starving.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:24 PM (t7UuU)

92 "That character is played by the famous attorney Melvin Belli.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

He may have been a good attorney but he was a crappy actor. He did nail the creepy part though.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

93 Westwood High School in NJ, their football field/track is located near a creek. Resident Canadas live their year round. They have the creek, but forage/feed on the football field every day. There isn't a square foot of track or field/sidelines that isn't covered in goose crap. Imagine playing football on that. Even the cheerleaders on the track in front of the bleachers are working among the green dung.

Posted by: Fowl Ball! at May 22, 2026 08:24 PM (oftw2)

94 Attention F-14 fans!

Mooch and Nasty totally geek out over the Maverick Act and how to make an air show F-14D Tomcat that will blow your socks off.

https://youtu.be/__3vmZsG7FU

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 08:25 PM (2GVsD)

95 Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:13 PM

Lots of Memorial Day activities in Central California. Some of the regular ones currently obstructed by high speed rail construction, unfortunately.

Posted by: KT at May 22, 2026 08:25 PM (rdeQO)

96 Been some Commissar Judge letting criminals go every day it seems

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2026 08:25 PM (Ia/+0)

97 Belli was kind of a sketchy cat. “Infamous” might be a better nomenclature. Arlen Spector was a screwball, too.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:26 PM (t7UuU)

98 "Belli was kind of a sketchy cat. “Infamous” might be a better nomenclature"

Defended Jack Ruby. Sketchy indeed.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

99 Seriously? I voted with President Trump 99.2% of the time. Paxton voted with President Trump 00.00% of the time. What kind of proud Texan Patriot are you?

I'm not giving up the seat that Sam Houston once held to someone like that!
Posted by: J. Cornyn

Yeah you cocksucker. The .08% of the time you didn't was against the 2nd Amendment.

Time to retire.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 08:27 PM (2PamV)

100 Arlen Spectre got the Unicorn Killer bail.

Hope they are sharing something painful in Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

101 Wasn't Belli the star of the Altamont documentary/concert?

Posted by: Disorder In The Court at May 22, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2)

102 91 I am in no danger of wasting away
——-

But you said you were starving.
Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:24

I am also dramatic.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Wmg4n)

103 Waverly is a black judge appointed by Obama.
So, par for the course.

Posted by: Case at May 22, 2026 08:29 PM (8XBuM)

104 I always clean my plate because i was told the children were starving in Korea.

Posted by: Circa 1960 at May 22, 2026 08:30 PM (oftw2)

105 Yep. Altamont was a series of errors in a comedy of fucking idiots. The Hell’s Angels did a pretty good job, actually.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:30 PM (t7UuU)

106 But you said you were starving.
Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:24

I am also dramatic.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Wmg4n)

*rolls up fainting couch*

Just in case...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:30 PM (0aYVJ)

107 I am having a 24 oz can of Yuengling for dinner.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 08:31 PM (VyBeY)

108 103 Waverly is a black judge appointed by Obama.
So, par for the course.

That is RACIST pointing out the fact that a Black Gay President appointed a Commie Leftist Judge and had anything to do with this outcome.

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 22, 2026 08:31 PM (xl8DV)

109 "I always clean my plate because i was told the children were starving in Korea.
Posted by: Circa 1960"

They still starved. You were no help at all.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2026 08:31 PM (vFG9F)

110 I got a rubber chicken in my trousers for those female cadets.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 22, 2026 08:33 PM (D1E+2)

111 106 But you said you were starving.
Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:24

I am also dramatic.
Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Wmg4n)

*rolls up fainting couch*

Just in case...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become C

How did you get that past the ONT moose?

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:34 PM (Wmg4n)

112 A good and very old friend sometimes puts on recorded idiotic crap from late night shows after a game/whatever. He and his wife are pretty LIV (really just pure mindless politix-as-sports types, like many), but it only reinforces my disgust and despair with national civic degradation.

Last week he insisted we watch the opening of SNL. Mind-blowingly stupid Oval Office skit with whoever (poorly) plays Trump from the cast, and guest host Will Farrell. Whole theme of skit? Epstein and Trump were good buddies. JFC. These people, and many tens of millions, live in a fantasy world as detached from reality as any North Korean who believes state propaganda.

It's astonishing and pathetic. And dangerous.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2026 08:34 PM (U/Byj)

113 Spencer Dryden, drummer for the Jefferson Airplane, quit music entirely for a year or two mostly because of the violence at Altamont. Marty Balin got knocked out by a Hell's Angel. Dryden eventually came back to be the long-time drummer for the New Riders of the Purple Sage.

Posted by: Not Exactly Woodstockian at May 22, 2026 08:36 PM (oftw2)

114 I would be suspicious of someone who has a fainting couch on wheels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD)

115 >>@KaelanDC
·
3h
>>NEW: DOJ spox tells me they will be appealing this ruling dismissing human smuggling charges against Abrego Garcia.

>>“Another activist judge has placed politics above public safety. The judge’s order is wrong and dangerous, and we will appeal.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 08:36 PM (viF8m)

116 Annnnnnnd: Who's gonna clean the 'duck-drop' offa the track when they're gone … ? Ducks don't use toilet paper, y'know …

Posted by: Dr_No at May 22, 2026 08:37 PM (ayRl+)

117 It's astonishing and pathetic. And dangerous.
Posted by: rhomboid

I haven’t cracked a smile at SNL in a very long time. I watch it on occasion, just to see if they make a mistake and create something entertaining.

Alas, no.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:37 PM (A5RD0)

118 In 1970 the starving children were in Biafra.

Then it was Bangladesh.

Posted by: Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie at May 22, 2026 08:38 PM (oftw2)

119 Marty Balin got knocked out by a Hell's Angel.
——-

Don’t fuck with the Hell’s Angels. Not justifying this, but, everybody learns at their own pace, I guess

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (D+1MQ)

120 It wasn't human trafficking-trafficking! They got promises to be paid and very few of them were women and children destined for the involuntary sex trade!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (rbvCR)

121 I would be suspicious of someone who has a fainting couch on wheels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD)

I'm hearing squeaky squeaky squeaky noises, like the Trojan Bunny.

I am way too much into Monty Python.

It's a problem, really.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (0aYVJ)

122
If you guys start taking about Altamont, Ed Driscoll will come here with a 50,000 word comment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (HdYcL)

123
Is there any entertainment left that doesn't have politics?

You want to kick back and relax and you're slammed with pervert's worldview.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (3ek7K)

124 I would be suspicious of someone who has a fainting couch on wheels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD)

Especially when it has a slot to put in a quarter to start the "Magic Fingers."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 08:42 PM (2WIwB)

125 Ohh that was what I saw the media crowing about. The "Maryland Dad" if their dreams.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2026 08:42 PM (YwEeS)

126 I haven’t cracked a smile at SNL in a very long time. I watch it on occasion, just to see if they make a mistake and create something entertaining.

Alas, no.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:37 PM (A5RD0)
---
Even at it's best, I never thought SNL was laugh-out-loud funny. Chuckle-worthy sometimes, but that's as good as it ever got for me.

And that was decades ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 08:42 PM (gnNyN)

127 I swear the media would cheer a nuclear attack on the US because "orange man bad"

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2026 08:43 PM (YwEeS)

128 Fripp: 80 years old. Still weird.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zg4o54XxZns

Posted by: gp at May 22, 2026 08:45 PM (N8ZBc)

129 Best SNL was Norm Macdonald reading the news. Lord, I miss that guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

130 "I am way too much into Monty Python.

It's a problem, really.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (0aYVJ) "

no worries, there are so many that are so much worse ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 08:47 PM (VyBeY)

131 Big thunderstorms here.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2026 08:49 PM (Wmg4n)

132 99 years ago yesterday Lindbergh flew the Atlantic.

I actually met him late in his life.

That's it. That's all I got.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

133 I am way too much into Monty Python.

It's a problem, really.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I own the entire collection of Monty Python’s Flying Circus on DVD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:50 PM (A5RD0)

134 Then it was Bangladesh.
Posted by: Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie

Pakistan too.

There was a great joke in the National Lampoon back in the day: What's one thing Pakistan doesn't need? After dinner mints. I was a dirty minded little schlub and laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 08:51 PM (l26NL)

135 And actually, “In Living Color”” was vastly superior to SNL

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:51 PM (A5RD0)

136
That's it. That's all I got.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

____________

*scribbles on pad*

Thank you. Next!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2026 08:51 PM (HdYcL)

137 I swear the media would cheer a nuclear attack on the US because "orange man bad"
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2026 08:43 PM (YwEeS)
----
I'll bet the narrative for that event has already been written. Just in case.

Of course, if a nuclear attack took out NYC or DC, most of those in the media who would cheer the loudest would be dead.

Always look on the bright side of life!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 08:51 PM (gnNyN)

138 o happy nurse!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 08:52 PM (VyBeY)

139 Lindbergh had a sleepless night prior to taking off. I think he was awake (mostly) for 56 hours straight or something like that.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:52 PM (D+1MQ)

140 You want to kick back and relax and you're slammed with pervert's worldview.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM (3ek7K)

*pssst* nobody tell her about the Boys. Its about Trump, you know.

To be fair, I am a crude man and I found the Boys disgusting in the first season.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 22, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

141 Best SNL was Norm Macdonald reading the news. Lord, I miss that guy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

Yes....Norm was one of a kind. His "Gentile Jokes" even had Jerry Seinfeld cracking up. RIP Norm.

Posted by: There Are 3 Of Them... at May 22, 2026 08:52 PM (35YvA)

142 The Canadian geese run wild, hundreds of them, in the local park, including the soccer fields and graze and shit everywhere. Then parents, when their children are done playing soccer, and need to eat lunch, they take their children to the picnic area in the park, and let them run wild. The children get up on the picnic tables and jump around from one table top to the other spreading goose shit everywhere.

Nasty business. There should be a law.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 22, 2026 08:53 PM (D1E+2)

143
Bringing this up from threads below

Speaking of John Ekdahl, he was fond of noting that NJ taxes property categorized as "farmland" and a much, much lower rate than residential property. So Man of the People Bruce Springsteen planted a few lines of alfalfa on his gigantic property in Rumson, NJ -- a beautiful town for the ultra-wealthy, and not farm country at all -- so he could claim his mansion was a "farm" and cheat the taxpayers.

And there's the story behind Rich Zeoli, formerly on WPHT, AM 1210, referring to "Man o' the People" Bruce as "Old McSpringsteen".

He gave Jon Bon Jovi the whatfor for the same thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 22, 2026 08:53 PM (s9VOe)

144 I own the entire collection of Monty Python’s Flying Circus on DVD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:50 PM (A5RD0)

As do I. And the films.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ)

145 There was a great joke in the National Lampoon back in the day: What's one thing Pakistan doesn't need? After dinner mints. I was a dirty minded little schlub and laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 08:51 PM (l26NL)

I'm ashamed of myself. I laughed, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 08:54 PM (h7ZuX)

146 “East Pakistan” was Bangladesh, no?

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 08:54 PM (D+1MQ)

147 I read on X (so dodgy) that a Paki general is in Iran to offer the final ultimatum: Surrender the enriched uranium or suffer annihilation. It's X. But there's a lot of things pointing that way.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 08:54 PM (l26NL)

148 Horiatiki or bust!
Posted by: runner

If that's my choice I choose bust!!

I mean I like Horiatiki but still. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2026 08:54 PM (vhPr1)

149 Protip:

Do not drink whiskey while your trying out a peg leg for the first time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 08:55 PM (XV/Pl)

150 Lindbergh flew combat missions as a contractor in the Pacific to test out new uses of aircraft (such as dropping bombs from the Corsair, a pure fighter by design). Not long into it, someone with a working brain cell at the Pentagon realized losing the most famous human alive as a POW to the Geneva non-compliant Japanese would not look good on their resume, so it was ended.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2026 08:55 PM (U/Byj)

151
TonyPete,

Still have your nuts? I figured the chipmunks would be really pissed today.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

152 Do not drink whiskey while your trying out a peg leg for the first time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Old couple sitting on their porch drinking whiskey.

Man: I love you.

Woman: Is that you talking or the whiskey?

Man: It's me talking to my whiskey.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL)

153 149 Protip:

Do not drink whiskey while your trying out a peg leg for the first time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dude. I just snorted Torpedo IPA out my nose.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 08:58 PM (A5RD0)

154 Why, yes.

Yes I do.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2026 08:58 PM (vhPr1)

155 151
TonyPete,
Still have your nuts? I figured the chipmunks would be really pissed today.
Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

*blink

That was provocative, lol. What did I miss today?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 09:00 PM (h7ZuX)

156 The old NatLamp was the last gasp of real comedy with no holds barred.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:00 PM (VyBeY)

157
Yesterday he was shooting chipmunks while he was in his underwear.

America!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K)

158 The Horiatiki were dreaded during the post Delian period in Greece. Their depredations on the Cyclades and Black Sea are thought by some historians to be the inciting incidents that pushed Philip II of Macedonia to build the militant tradition that Alexander used to conquer Persia and push into India

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

159 Charles Lindbergh 'supposedly' flew combat missions in a P-38. Got a photo of him chatting with Tommy McGuire in a book on the P-38s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

160 America!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K)

F**k yeah!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 09:02 PM (h7ZuX)

161 Sorry to see Tulsi resigning from DNI.

Anybody know Trump's short list of possible replacements?

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2026 09:03 PM (Q+gd/)

162 "The old NatLamp was the last gasp of real comedy with no holds barred." It was certainly the last part, but not exactly the last. In Living Color, especially for a broadcast format, was pretty "outrageous" and seemed to give no Fs as it mined the perfectly legitimate and hilarious humor resources that today are beyond unthinkable.

The Super Bowl half-time "Men on Football" skit was incredible, and of course unimaginable now.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2026 09:04 PM (U/Byj)

163 SnarkyJ

How can you tell Pedro Pascal is wearing the armor. A: poor fit. And B "he walks like a girl wearing Disney pumps."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 09:05 PM (2GVsD)

164 Old couple sitting on their porch drinking whiskey.

Man: I love you.

Woman: Is that you talking or the whiskey?

Man: It's me talking to my whiskey.
Posted by: Blutarski

I had too much love last Saturday night.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:05 PM (2PamV)

165 Did y'all see the Starship splashdown? Blowed up real nice.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
2057974937923490301

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at May 22, 2026 09:06 PM (ZxPkt)

166 Sorry to see Tulsi resigning from DNI.

Anybody know Trump's short list of possible replacements?
Posted by: davidt

Assistant DNI will be acting for now.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:06 PM (2PamV)

167 Unfortunately, after having done a great job, Tulsi Gabbard will be leaving the Administration on June 30th. Her wonderful husband, Abraham, has been recently diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer, and she, rightfully, wants to be with him, bringing him back to good health as they currently fight a tough battle together. I have no doubt he will soon be better than ever. Tulsi has done an incredible job, and we will miss her. Her highly respected Principal Deputy Director of National Intelligence, Aaron Lukas, will serve as Acting Director of National Intelligence. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:07 PM (2PamV)

168 Anybody know Trump's short list of possible replacements?
Posted by: davidt

I'm hearing Devin Nunes. Makes sense.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:07 PM (l26NL)

169 Huh. E.D. Hill is now on Newsmax. I always liked her on FOX, but they got rid of her real quick when she asked whether the famous Obama fist bump was a terrorist fist jab. LOL. They also weren't very happy with a special she did on Islam/Bin Laden in which she was pretty blunt--which is why I liked her.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 22, 2026 09:07 PM (3ImbR)

170 Protip:

Do not drink whiskey while your trying out a peg leg for the first time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Well, duh.

Of course peg legs pair with rum.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov)

171 "America!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K) "

Hell yes!!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:08 PM (VyBeY)

172 Anna I'd have to check but I read about Lindy's F-4U missions in Tillman's book on the plane. I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2026 09:08 PM (U/Byj)

173 All the progressive assholes in California are runnung against President Trump. They pine for the Obama fijords. They love their "healthcare" abortions and lawfare and whattaya mean fraud?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 22, 2026 09:09 PM (zb62U)

174 @153

>>Dude. I just snorted Torpedo IPA out my nose.

I tore my achilles and am trying out this contraption called an iwalk.

It’s literally a peg leg.

I’m trying it out for the first time.

And while it doesn’t explicitly say, don’t drink whiskey while operating an iwalk, it really should.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 09:11 PM (XV/Pl)

175 >> Did y'all see the Starship splashdown? Blowed up real nice.

Watched the whole thing. There were some hiccups, such as the heavy booster failed the boostback burn, and one of the vacuum Raptors on the Ship itself went out, requiring a 5 engine burn which took a little longer, and threw it off-nominal but otherwise fine.

I watched with the NASA Spaceflight space nerd stream, whom I've taken to calling the "mee-thane crew".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:12 PM (w6EFb)

176

Do you have a bandana and eyepatch. Oh you need a parrot.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

177 I stole this:

The person the Media and John Brennan trashes the most is the correct ODNI replacement

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)

178 Here is a crazy idea, let's retire the entire DNI office.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)

179 @176

>> Do you have a bandana and eyepatch. Oh you need a parrot.

I really should get a plastic parrot and wear it on my shoulder when I’m out in public.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XV/Pl)

180 Wasn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia caught red-handed driving a van full of illegal aliens? How the fuck is that vindictive prosecution?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XMwZJ)

181 I am way too much into Monty Python.

It's a problem, really.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM

Do some people IRL call you Tim?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (0sNs1)

182 Looks like the bus driver runs a light then a big car that's bobbing through traffic hits it and knocks all four wheels off the ground. That's a pretty hard hit.

https://tinyurl.com/yck98vn3

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 09:15 PM (LIEok)

183

Asshole judges

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:15 PM (3ek7K)

184 Lindbergh still flew combat missions after the higher ups found out about it. He didn’t GAF.

Some of the commanders didn’t know who he was. He was at a briefing, and one asked “Lindbergh… THAT Charles Lindbergh!!?”

“That’s my name”.

They thought he was too old to teach the young bucks any new tricks. He was a good flight lead by all accounts. He also taught them fuel saving techniques that extended the range of the P-38 considerably, something that didn’t hurt, particularly on the Yamamoto mission.

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 09:16 PM (IDQSL)

185 Do you know the difference between who live in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones.
The people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2026 09:16 PM (2WIwB)

186 How the fuck is that vindictive prosecution?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

And my assumption is he was tried and found guilty by a jury. Can a judge really overturn a jury verdict in a fit of pique?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:16 PM (l26NL)

187 I tore my achilles and am trying out this contraption called an iwalk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2026 09:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Wow. I have never heard of this thing. I want two!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 09:16 PM (h7ZuX)

188 "Mister Fibuli, are you trying to scuttle this planet?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:17 PM (VyBeY)

189 Wasn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia caught red-handed driving a van full of illegal aliens? How the fuck is that vindictive prosecution?
——-

The “judges” have been pulling shit out of their asses for some time now. Legal fairy tales

Posted by: Jus Sayin at May 22, 2026 09:18 PM (IDQSL)

190 "180 Wasn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia caught red-handed driving a van full of illegal aliens? How the fuck is that vindictive prosecution?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XMwZJ) "

it's (D)ifferent ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:18 PM (VyBeY)

191 It's a problem, really.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 08:40 PM

Do some people IRL call you Tim?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (0sNs1)

No, but there are a lot of folks asking about my liver.

Not sure why.

Also, I did not eat the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at May 22, 2026 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)

192 They aren't judges. They are leftist activists.

When Obama said he wanted to fundamentally change America it wasn't a campaign slogan. It was a marxist takeover of America.

That's what we are fighting against.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 09:20 PM (viF8m)

193
It would be great if we morons and ettes ran the country.

We would have shit cleaned up in no time.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:20 PM (3ek7K)

194 @DD_Geopolitics - 1h

: Massive GPS jamming detected across Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, and the Persian Gulf indicating active electronic warfare preparation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 09:21 PM (LIEok)

195 157
Yesterday he was shooting chipmunks while he was in his underwear.

America!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K)

IIRC it was "shooting chipmunks, in my underwear," with only a comma to indicate that perhaps he was in his underwear and the chipmunks were not.

Posted by: SciVo at May 22, 2026 09:22 PM (Sy6m/)

196 Omg.

Y’all have me cracking up. My downstairs neighbor must think I’m loco.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:22 PM (A5RD0)

197 DO NOT MENTION IRAN!!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)

198 @RoyalIntel_ - 2h

The Qatari delegation received instructions to leave Iran immediately, despite the fact that they were supposed to stay until Sunday

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 09:22 PM (LIEok)

199 👀👀

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:24 PM (GD0B3)

200 Gotta feeling that Trump's patience is just about over.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
1m
>>🚨 NOW: Top Trump White House official Dan Scavino just DROPPED this absolute banger of a US bomber

>>Greatest military ever 🇺🇸👀

Look at the link.

https://tinyurl.com/83spy2uv

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2026 09:25 PM (viF8m)

201 🤣🤣🤣

Trump posted something !

https://tinyurl.com/3wusk7d4

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3)

202 Dental Illness
Chewing on success
https://bit.ly/dental-illness

Nine second video webwork. Nine seconds?? Yeah. It's been years since I posted a new video. This was just to get back in practice.

Silliness for amusement porpoises only. My own, if nobody else's.

Don't worry if you don't click on the link (to my website) immediately; I'll repost in the ONT.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing serious intended at May 22, 2026 09:26 PM (0poB+)

203

I told TonyPete I was glad he was wearing underwear whilst he was shooting chipmunks. I didn't want him to be castrated by chipmunks. I guess with their sharp teeth they would have chewed right through that.

Man dies from chipmunk castration.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

204 My ex husband’s new wife is named Loretta. They’ve been married for many years now.

I showed the boys The Life of Brian about a year after they got married.

My boys lost it they were laughing so hard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:28 PM (A5RD0)

205 My boys lost it they were laughing so hard.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Well, where's the fetus going to gestate, in a box in a drawer?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:29 PM (l26NL)

206 @DD_Geopolitics - 1h

: Massive GPS jamming detected across Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, and the Persian Gulf indicating active electronic warfare preparation.
Posted by: Braenyard

It cannot be the US jamming GPS - we can just turn it off.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 09:30 PM (/lPRQ)

207

nurse,

I have to watch that again, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:30 PM (3ek7K)

208 This explains a lot.

A radical Iraq national trained by the IRGC was busted planning to take out Ivanka at her Florida home, complete with a detailed blueprint of the property.

This sick revenge plot was payback for President

Per X

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:32 PM (l26NL)

209 👀👀

"..several sources said some members of the U.S. military and intelligence community had canceled their plans for Memorial Day weekend “in anticipation of possible strikes.” Defense and intelligence officials also began updating emergency preparedness lists for U.S. facilities overseas, as forces deployed in the Middle East rotate out as part of an effort to reduce the U.S. military presence in the region amid concerns over possible Iranian retaliation..."

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3)

210
Are we finally going to bomb them?

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:35 PM (3ek7K)

211 180 Wasn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia caught red-handed driving a van full of illegal aliens? How the fuck is that vindictive prosecution?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XMwZJ)

Mental retardation is how. It's just like the VA Supreme Court did not delineate all of the things wrong with the gerrymander; once they found one that disqualified it, they stopped. So too, with prosecuting Kilmar's deportable crimes, once they thought they had him, they stopped; and then, when they turned out to be wrong about that being enough, they resumed and proceeded to the next deportable offense.

Nothing "vindictive" or "selective" about it, just logical process.

Posted by: SciVo at May 22, 2026 09:35 PM (Sy6m/)

212 ..and while we are at it, let's drone Mohamed Bakkali when we get a chance...

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)

213 A radical Iraq national trained by the IRGC was busted planning to take out Ivanka at her Florida home, complete with a detailed blueprint of the property.

This sick revenge plot was payback for President

Per X
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
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They are the Number One Terrorist State for a reason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2026 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)

214
We and the whole world have become dependent on GPS. It would be a disaster to turn it off, and the cost would be a few billion dollars per day I've read.

So, local jamming and blocking is what they do. Sure, in some doomsday scenario we could turn it off, but only as some last resort.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:36 PM (w6EFb)

215 @210 Looking at everything right now...I am going to say..highly likely

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:36 PM (GD0B3)

216
Husband and are old. We use GPS to find the bathroom.

Please don't turn it off here.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:37 PM (3ek7K)

217 What's the Pentagon Pizza Tracker saying?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:39 PM (l26NL)

218 This sick revenge plot was payback for President
Per X
Posted by: Blutarski

E.D.Hill (?), filling in for Greg Kelly on Newsmax, discussed this for the first half of the show.

Posted by: old chick at May 22, 2026 09:40 PM (F3Dlr)

219 Don Jr.'s wedding is this weekend. Trump not going...

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3)

220 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

We interrupt this Long Weekend Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update....

I may have made a huge mistake with my latest purchase this week.

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war."

Stay tune for further updates...

We now return you to your regular Long Weekend Cafe shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN)

221 "Marry in May, and you'll rue the day"

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)

222 "The belief that May is an unlucky month for weddings has historical roots:

Ancient Rome: May was dedicated to the Lemuria festival, a time for honoring the dead and driving away evil spirits. Weddings during this period were considered inappropriate..."

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)

223
Don Jr.'s wedding is this weekend. Trump not going...
Posted by: runner

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And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2026 09:42 PM (n7rxJ)

224 Starship:
The towering vehicle, consisting of the upper-stage Starship astronaut vessel stacked atop a Super Heavy booster rocket, blasted off at about 5:30 p.m. CT on Friday (2230 GMT) from SpaceX facilities in Starbase, Texas, on the Gulf of Mexico near Brownsville.

A live SpaceX webcast of the liftoff showed the rocketship, more than 40 stories tall, climbing from the launch tower as the Super Heavy's cluster of Raptor engines thundered to life in a ball of flames and billowing clouds of vapor and exhaust.

The launch marked SpaceX's 12th Starship test flight since 2023 and the ‌first ever for the V3 iteration of both the cruise vessel and its ⁠Super Heavy booster, as well as the first blast-off from a new launch pad designed for the more powerful rocket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (LIEok)

225 Stay tune for further updates...

We now return you to your regular Long Weekend Cafe shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN)

I literally threw a book in the trash this week. Can't wait for Sunday!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (h7ZuX)

226
Will you rue the day if you marry May?

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (3ek7K)

227 And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2026 09:42 PM (n7rxJ)

I thought it was overseas, Bahamas or soemthing.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)

228 Will you rue the day if you marry May?

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (3ek7K)

yes

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)

229 We and the whole world have become dependent on GPS. It would be a disaster to turn it off, and the cost would be a few billion dollars per day I've read.

So, local jamming and blocking is what they do. Sure, in some doomsday scenario we could turn it off, but only as some last resort.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:36 PM (w6EFb)
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China and Russia both have their own version of GPS that the Iranians could use (if they were allowed to), so localized jamming of ALL GPS makes more sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:44 PM (gnNyN)

230 And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2026 09:42 PM (n7rxJ)

And it's, what, his third?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 22, 2026 09:44 PM (h7ZuX)

231 well, they say that anyway!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:44 PM (GD0B3)

232
Bahamas i think.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:44 PM (3ek7K)

233 And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I think the ceremony is on a private estate in the Bahamas.

Posted by: old chick at May 22, 2026 09:45 PM (F3Dlr)

234 I thought Don Jr already got married and they are just having the big hubbub in the Bahamas.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:45 PM (A5RD0)

235 never really looked into it before, do Glonass and BeiDou use the same frequencies as GPS?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:45 PM (VyBeY)

236 Wait ! Already married.

"Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson are husband and wife! The pair, who are expected to hold their official wedding ceremony in the Bahamas on May 23, made it official on Thursday, May 21, 2026, with a low-key ceremony at Bettina's twin sister Kristina's home in West Palm Beach."

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:45 PM (GD0B3)

237 Bettina is in a hurry.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:46 PM (GD0B3)

238 *Rummages on bookshelf*

P-38 Lightning in Action. #1025. By Gene B. Staffor.

Pg 40-42.
Photo caption - In July 1944, Charles Lindbergh spent a good bit of time with the pilots of the 475th... He is seen here talking to Tommy McGuire.

Since New Guinea was clear of enemy aircraft, however, Kenney did authorize Lindbergh to go on a few missions in this area. Lindbergh stretched this a bit on one mission and went along on a mission to Ceram. A lone Japanese aircraft was encountered and Lindbergh shot it down. ... Shortly after this mission, Lindbergh was almost shot down and General Kenney suggested, in rather strong terms, it would be a good idea if Lindbergh would wrap up his activities and head for home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 09:46 PM (2GVsD)

239 "Marry in May, and you'll rue the day"

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)

I got married in may. It seemed to work out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 09:47 PM (snZF9)

240 Isn't it kinda fake to have several wedding ceremonies. You are already married and then you do it again ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:47 PM (GD0B3)

241

It's not like it's Don's first wedding.

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:47 PM (3ek7K)

242 Somehow got on a downstairs thread
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2026 09:48 PM (Ia/+0)

243 eerr.. Gene B. Stafford.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2026 09:48 PM (2GVsD)

244 I got married in may. It seemed to work out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 09:47 PM (snZF9)

OK, I think Italians have an exception, because of *see @222

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:48 PM (GD0B3)

245 And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Depends where in Jersey, it could very well seem like an Italian destination wedding. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 09:49 PM (snZF9)

246 Don Jr.'s wedding is this weekend. Trump not going...
Posted by: runner

================

And it's not like it's an Italian destination wedding. It's in New Jersey.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Sounds pretty Italian to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:49 PM (2PamV)

247 hahah! 245 & 246!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:49 PM (GD0B3)

248 Isn't it kinda fake to have several wedding ceremonies. You are already married and then you do it again ?
Posted by: runner

Best man's speech: "Welcome back everyone".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:50 PM (2PamV)

249 never really looked into it before, do Glonass and BeiDou use the same frequencies as GPS?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2026 09:45 PM (VyBeY)
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Almost certainly not. GNSS (generic term for GPS) is a national security issue for major powers, so they wouldn't want us listening on their frequencies any more than we want them using ours.

GNSS is a VERY complex system. The US has the biggest and best constellation of satellites. The other systems are smaller and some of them are more localized to specific parts of Earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:50 PM (gnNyN)

250
Lol Rick

Posted by: four seasons at May 22, 2026 09:50 PM (3ek7K)

251
Japan is putting up their own regional GPS system as well. There were a couple of launches a while back for those satellites.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:51 PM (w6EFb)

252 Pizza tracker

https://tinyurl.com/u4skwkc5

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:51 PM (l26NL)

253 Japan is putting up their own regional GPS system as well. There were a couple of launches a while back for those satellites.
Posted by: publius

Are the coordinates in metric?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:51 PM (2PamV)

254 Best man's speech: "Welcome back everyone".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2026 09:50 PM (2PamV)

lol..as I was saying...a week ago...

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:52 PM (GD0B3)

255 Are the coordinates in metric?
Posted by: rickb223

Double the patrols at Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 22, 2026 09:52 PM (l26NL)

256 GNSS is a VERY complex system. The US has the biggest and best constellation of satellites. The other systems are smaller and some of them are more localized to specific parts of Earth.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:50 PM (gnNyN)

I am going to guess that StarLink can be used as GPS as well

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 09:53 PM (rbvCR)

257 Runner,
My Marine got married in Vegas to legalize their partnership so she could have a medical procedure on his benefits. They did the ceremony several months later at a beautiful location with all their friends and extended family.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:55 PM (A5RD0)

258 "Marry in May, and you'll rue the day"
Posted by: runner

I got married in may. It seemed to work out.
Posted by: Berserker

My folks did. 56 years and counting.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2026 09:56 PM (VHUov)

259 A radical Iraq national trained by the IRGC was busted planning to take out Ivanka at her Florida home, complete with a detailed blueprint of the property

NY Post is the source.
"[Donald Trump] is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you."

Posted by: gKWVE at May 22, 2026 09:56 PM (gKWVE)

260
The Euroweenies have their own system, Galileo, as well. And hell, I didn't know this, but most GPS receivers can use all of them, Rooskie and Chicom satellite systems as well.

They do have secret encrypted signals for their own use, but they do broadcast public signals.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:56 PM (w6EFb)

261 I am going to guess that StarLink can be used as GPS as well
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 09:53 PM (rbvCR)
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I don't think it can be used AS a GPS system...the satellites are very low compared to the actual GPS constellation.

They definitely USE the GPS system to ensure that they stay in their proper orbits, though.

Of course, Musk may have some OTHER purpose for the staggering number of satellites he's put into space...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:57 PM (gnNyN)

262 I got married in may. It seemed to work out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 09:47 PM (snZF9)

OK, I think Italians have an exception, because of *see @222

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 09:48 PM (GD0B3)

So basically I sacred the shit out of everyone choosing may for a wedding. lol

We didn't actually plan the date, but an opening popped up for this one venue that is usually booked solid for 2 years. There was a cancellation so we took it. Then came the horror of planning a wedding in 5 months.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

263 The Euroweenies have their own system, Galileo, as well. And hell, I didn't know this, but most GPS receivers can use all of them, Rooskie and Chicom satellite systems as well.

They do have secret encrypted signals for their own use, but they do broadcast public signals.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 09:56 PM (w6EFb)
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Our own GPS was "demilitarized" (in part) because it was discovered just how useful it could be for civilian and commercial use. The accurate clocks on board the satellites, for instance, are incredibly important in a number of industries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:59 PM (gnNyN)

264 I get it if this is her first marriage.

She wants the white dress and attention. And she deserves it.

But a bride walking down the aisle in a white dress the second or third time is tacky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:59 PM (A5RD0)

265 Congress called a recess. It's time to hit Iran hard. Nobody wants to engage with any clarity and sanity. The executive is acting within the law to do what is necessary.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 22, 2026 10:00 PM (D1E+2)

266
And our own GPS has encrypted signal channels as well, latest called "M-code" or something. Much higher precision and resistant to spoofing and jamming attacks.

So, everybody puts out public signals, but has their own secret signals for their own military use.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 10:00 PM (w6EFb)

267 In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war."

Stay tune for further updates...

We now return you to your regular Long Weekend Cafe shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2026 09:41 PM (gnNyN)

And all the nights are dark and stormy?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 22, 2026 10:00 PM (aMrr2)

268 We didn't actually plan the date, but an opening popped up for this one venue that is usually booked solid for 2 years. There was a cancellation so we took it. Then came the horror of planning a wedding in 5 months.
Posted by: Berserker

See, fate is a zero-sum game. All the bad luck associated with that wedding fell on the first guy, whose marriage lasted negative five months.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

269 See, fate is a zero-sum game. All the bad luck associated with that wedding fell on the first guy, whose marriage lasted negative five months.

Posted by: mikeski at May 22, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

Never know, he might have dodged a bullet. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 10:03 PM (snZF9)

270 But a bride walking down the aisle in a white dress the second or third time is tacky.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The dress might be, too.

Posted by: somebody had to say it at May 22, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

271 I get it if this is her first marriage.

She wants the white dress and attention. And she deserves it.

But a bride walking down the aisle in a white dress the second or third time is tacky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2026 09:59 PM (A5RD0)

Never watched say yes to the dress I take it? Some of these women....jesus.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2026 10:04 PM (snZF9)

272 173 All the progressive assholes in California are runnung against President Trump. They pine for the Obama fijords. They love their "healthcare" abortions and lawfare and whattaya mean fraud?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

Same for Babylon DC. I can't even tell who the repulsive David Trone is running against, unless Trump is also running for that congressional seat. All his ads are #BADORANGEMAN!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 22, 2026 10:05 PM (yKhjs)

273
GPS used to be intentionally degraded, a "feature" called Selective Availability. This limited public accuracy to 100 m. There were some clever and expensive workaround techniques. That was turned off in 2000, and that exploded the use of GPS, which was a game changer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 22, 2026 10:05 PM (w6EFb)

274 I'm calling HR.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 22, 2026 10:05 PM (LIEok)

275 Sorry I'm late, the chicken fingers got cold, so I had to find some mittens.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 22, 2026 10:06 PM (PMi3m)

276 Ancient Rome: May was dedicated to the Lemuria festival

Those racoon monkey things?

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 22, 2026 10:07 PM (4NO2D)

277 Lemuria was always at war with Zelandia. Lemuria...wasn't it the Golden Voyage of Sinbad?? I think it was!

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2026 10:09 PM (GD0B3)

278 WeirdDave ONT is live!

Posted by: SciVo at May 22, 2026 10:09 PM (LQibT)

279 Those racoon monkey things?
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 22, 2026 10:07 PM (4NO2D)

It is a theosophist thing, it is complicated.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2026 10:10 PM (rbvCR)

280 Apropos of nothing. I am four days into recovery from my knee replacement surgery and am getting around better but, the knee hurts like a motherfucker.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 22, 2026 10:13 PM (4NO2D)

281 Commercially available GPS units can and do use Glonass, Galileo, Baidou, and GZSS. They do not use the same frequencies. The one thing the Chinese do is add obfuscation to the geodetic datum which creates errors when using western-obtained map data.

There is a military-only mode in GPS that is mostly about jam resistance and less about location.

Posted by: AB at May 22, 2026 10:15 PM (ArLSQ)

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