Thomas Massie Has No Constituency and Leaves No Legacy

In the last weeks of his doomed campaign, Tom Massie made explicit what he had previously been coy about: He was a full-blown Nazi.

He invited open Hitler fans and Holocaust deniers on to the campaign trail with him, and into his home:

He also pulled off the mask and revealed he was a man of the left all along. Dana Loesch tried to book him on the show. His press fag said "No," flatly, with no explanation.

But he did make time to appear as a guest on the podcast of Noted Conservative Pundits Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian.

When he spoke to his Nazi supporters after his loss, he made his antisemitism clearer still, stating that he would have come out sooner, but it took time to locate his opponent "in Tel Aviv."

He then debuted his upcoming podcast by accusing the Jews of having "bought" his seat out from under him.

Note that Massie spent just as much money as his opponent, and that most of Massie's money came from out of state donors or out of country donors. Many of his donors were leftwingers in California, and many of them are pro-Hamas Muslims.

But but but Muh AIPAC. America First or whatever.

He also claimed he had conducted himself "with honor" and had not thrown a "single foul ball," which... doesn't make sense. You can throw a strike and you can throw a ball but you can't throw a foul ball. You hit a foul ball.

So he's a Gay Nerd Who Doesn't Watch Baseball, too.

Really? Not a single foul ball?

Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
14h
Don't forget that Massie pulled a last gasp fraud play to try to trick voters into thinking that Trump endorsed him for reelection. When the pressure was on, he showed what kind of person that he's become. What an ugly way to go out.

A few accounts reminded me that Massie was a jock-sniffer for liberal California Speaker Kevin McCarthy -- along with MTG, of course -- and seemed to have spiraled after his Fren got booted out of power, determined to avenge him against the entire Republican Party.

What a prickly, fussy, hyper-emotional "man."

After Massie further accused SEAL hero Ed Gallrein of being an ISRAELI ASSET -- does anyone remember the RUSSIAN AGENT hoax? -- Gallrein had enough and blasted him.

Overton
@overton_news

Trump-backed Ed Gallrein just unloaded on Rep. Thomas Massie after his win.
He said Massie wasn't voting against Trump -- he was voting against the very people who elected him.
GALLREIN: "Simply put, what we'd say in Kentucky because I'm pretty plain spoken, is he went to Washington, he burned every bridge, he burned a bridge factory and ran off everybody that would build a bridge to the conservative Republicans."
"Again, the left-wing Democrats, the radical Democrats loved him."
"His votes against our party and our nation go farther back."
"I want to add one thing, Sean, for you and the viewers, and our conservative Republican friends out there..."
"Remember, it wasn't just President Trump. President Trump won nearly 78 million votes in the presidential race. The most ever for a Republican president."
"He won 31 states, including the swing states and also 312 electoral votes."
"And here in this district, President Trump won by 85%."
"He stood against us! But he liked to single out President Trump."
"All that to say it's a new day, these people deserve better and I'm going to give it to them."

He had a positive message as well. And he didn't even thank Bibi Netanyahu or the Mossad a single time.

Ed Gallrein
@EdGallrein
1h
As I reflect on yesterday's victory, I want to begin by thanking President Donald J. Trump for his support, confidence, and unwavering commitment to fighting for our country and the America First movement.
I am deeply humbled and honored by the trust the people of Kentucky have placed in me. This victory belongs to the hardworking patriots across our Commonwealth who believe in faith, freedom, secure borders, strong families, and putting America first.
To every voter, volunteer, supporter, and friend who stood with our campaign -- thank you. Thank you for your prayers, sacrifice, encouragement, and belief in our mission. I will never forget the support you showed my family and me throughout this journey.
Over the course of this campaign, I had the privilege of meeting thousands of Kentuckians from every walk of life -- veterans, farmers, first responders, small business owners, workers, parents, and young people hopeful for the future of our nation. Your stories inspired me every single day.
The Navy SEAL Teams taught me that no mission is accomplished alone. Success requires trust, teamwork, discipline, and people willing to fight side by side for something greater than themselves. I saw that same spirit throughout this campaign, from the farms and small towns of Kentucky to the incredible grassroots team that poured their hearts into this race.
While yesterday was a victory worth celebrating, there is still much work to be done. The real mission begins now. I will fight every day to serve the people of Kentucky, support President Trump's agenda, strengthen our country, and never forget the trust you placed in me.
Thank you again for this incredible honor. I am ready to get to work.
May God bless each of you, the Commonwealth of Kentucky, and the United States of America 🇺🇸

Trump-backed Ed Gallrein just unloaded on Rep. Thomas Massie after his win.

He said Massie wasn’t voting against Trump — he was voting against the very people who elected him.

GALLREIN: “Simply put, what we’d say in Kentucky because I’m pretty plain spoken, is he went to… pic.twitter.com/CxdRjEg6qq
— Overton (@overton_news) May 20, 2026

Thank you to President Trump for his endorsement, and to the voters of Kentucky’s 4th District for your trust and support. Tonight, true Republicans made their voices heard and stood up for the values and principles they believe in. I’m honored by the confidence you’ve placed in… pic.twitter.com/Ac621X7bck
— Ed Gallrein (@EdGallrein) May 20, 2026

The Nazi Podcasters are all coping and seething -- they had convinced themselves that they were Super-Duper-Influential but are now revealed to be fringe clowns who only influence each other.

Today is a humbling day for the Nazi Podcasters who sat inside their little bubbles and convinced each other they were kingmakers. I mean, "KonigsMachers."

The Nazi Karens are having SJW meltdowns.

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
14h
When will politicians get it? Podcastistan isn't real life. Voters don't care about half-literate BS from barely-educated cable cast-offs who can't move the needle in elections to save their lives.

In the final days of the campaign, Rep. Massie rejected going on Dana Loesch's 🇺🇸 show.

Instead, he went on Cenk Uygur's 🇹🇷 show. pic.twitter.com/5ghSE7atn5
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) May 20, 2026

Bad Hombre
@Badhombre
20h
4.63 million people live in Kentucky. There are 122 Israeli-born residents in the entire state. That is 0.0026%.
776,000 people live in KY-4. Less than 300 are voting-age Jews. That is 0.0387%.
No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.

Jessica Dalton 🇺🇸
@TheRemnantView
·
14h
Libertarians really thought they could stroll into a movement forged through the golden escalator days, January 6, watching people get railroaded, nonstop indictments, assassination attempts on Trump, and even Charlie being murdered, and somehow convince us to ditch Trump because Tucker or Massie told us to.
You wildly misunderstood the people you were dealing with. This movement didn't survive nearly a decade of political warfare just to get lectured by contrarians with podcasts and ego problems.
You thought MAGA was some shallow internet coalition that could be redirected with a few viral clips and "just asking questions" talking points. Turns out loyalty forged under pressure doesn't fold because a few libertarians suddenly think they're kingmakers.

Dan Bongino
@dbongino
15h
Turns out that Jimmy, Dave, Igor, Ryan, and an assortment of Jew hating life-losers, disgruntled libs, sexual deviants, leg-humpers, drunks and failed comedians really aren't a great coalition for winning a conservative primary election IRL. Shocker.
We didn't ask for this ideological war, they did. And we finished it. Matter of fact, we didn't even invite them to this party.
They invited themselves. And then they shit in the punch bowl and now they're playing dumb as to why we threw their asses out.
Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your "river to the sea" terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It's their ONLY thing.
Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit.
-Dan

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
12h
Thomas Massie may have lost, but he can console himself with the knowledge that in 12 years he never passed a single bill or accomplished anything of note in Congress

The Highly Noted Conservatives of the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Project are very angry that this leading conservative voice will no longer be conservatively conserving conservatism:

Damn, that’s crazy https://t.co/kIhTtpqUpx pic.twitter.com/uUakPyoxEz
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 20, 2026

The dwarfish Mexican homosexual Nazi is also very upset, and urges, for the seven hundredth time, his Mexican Homosexual Nazi Followers to vote for Democrats.

Joel Mowbray says that Massie knew he was going to lose for weeks -- and that he went full antisemite in the closing days not to gain voters, but to advertise his upcoming podcast.

Joel Mowbray
May 19
Thomas Massie knew he was going to lose -- and he accepted defeat before voting even started.
A man who believes he can win doesn't shun voters right before the election to bake pizzas for "influencers."
Let alone embracing a swastika-wearing Holocaust denier.
Or appearing the day before the election for an interview with Cenk Uygur & Ana Kasparian, who both openly despise the good, decent people of northern Kentucky.
No, Massie had long ago written off the idea of actually getting re-elected.
He was angling for his next career move before leaving his current job -- but "losing" in the primary was necessary for setting up his ability to not only follow, but maybe even exceed the post-government success enjoyed by MTG, Joe Kent, & Matt Gaetz.
Nothing is quite as certain for racking up a big audience and hefty payday like bashing Israel and the Jooos ad naseum.
Just ask Megyn Kelly. Or don't ask; she'll tell you, whether you care or not.
Whining about "Israel" is so lucrative that you can be omnipresent in Podcastistan and even Fox News despite having served jail time for leaking highly classified secrets. (See: Kiriakou, John.)
Heck, you can even be arrested & CONVICTED for attempting to molest underage girls TWICE -- and you can STILL make bank, ironically from the very people obsessed with "Epstein." (Here's looking at you, Scott Ritter.)
Massie knows all this.
Just like he knew he couldn't win a Republican primary in a deep MAGA district by running against Trump.
So it was all just a show.
All to set himself up for Life After Congress.
"Israel knocked me out of Congress, but they can't silence me!"
He'll make millions within the first 12 months after leaving office, which might come before year's end, of course.
And THAT is why Massie played things the way he did.
He played this race perfectly -- just not for, well, winning re-election.
But for his bank account and groupie count?
No one could have maximized the future on both fronts better than Massie just did.

So we have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM

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1 hun4ne56u46

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:21 PM (n7rxJ)

2 ... Tom Massie made explicit what he had previously been coy about: He was a full-blown Nazi.

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Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (kUM31)

3 So, a plant. GOPe must be destroyed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:22 PM (QX6xo)

5 Yahtzees everywhere.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (YwEeS)

6 Alex Jones said that Massie lost due to MASSIVE voter fraud committed by ISRAEL.

Et tu Alex?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)

7 *fart noises*

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (uEmCf)

8 NOOD has been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)

9 He then debuted his upcoming podcast by accusing the Jews of having "bought" his seat out from under him.

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What a putz. It would have been a whole lot cheaper for Bibi to just to have Mossad assassinate him ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (kUM31)

10 The Nazi Podcasters are all coping and seething -- they had convinced themselves that they were Super-Duper-Influential but are now revealed to be fringe clowns who only influence each other.

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I feel like I said this a few months ago.

And then Tucker's chosen candidate in a TX House primary got 6th place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (fqwyO)

11 He also claimed he had conducted himself "with honor" and had not thrown a "single foul ball," which... doesn't make sense. So he's a Gay Nerd Who Doesn't Watch Baseball, too.

Really? Not a single foul ball?

Throwing a foul ball > Dialing up the Pick-6

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (QX6xo)

12 6 Et tu Alex?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)

Alex Jones? The man who had Kanye West on wearing a Bondage Hood and saying "Hitler did nothing wrong"?

THAT Alex Jones?

Imagine My Shock.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (uEmCf)

13 Guess Boerbet was "really" trying to save her job by cozying up to Trump on X.

She should answer some uncomfortable questions today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (jehhT)

14
Really, that's all I have to say.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (n7rxJ)

15 6 Alex Jones said that Massie lost due to MASSIVE voter fraud committed by ISRAEL.

Et tu Alex?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QX6xo)

Alex looks to be a bit more bitter added to the crazy these days. Understandable, but dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

16 This just makes me admire Israeli power and competence even more. Even if its imaginary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

17 He then debuted his upcoming podcast ...

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Just what Podcastistan needs, another Anti-Semitic Nazi Loon.

/"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:25 PM (kUM31)

18 No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.

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Or Israel is so powerful that it can destroy anyone who gets in its way.

Anti-Zionists should probably hide because Israel's out for blood.

I guess. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (fqwyO)

19 Alex Jones? The man who had Kanye West on wearing a Bondage Hood and saying "Hitler did nothing wrong"?

THAT Alex Jones?

Imagine My Shock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:24 PM (uEmCf)

LOL. Never heard that one. Kanye and Alex Jones buddy cop movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

20 disappointing when you learn that one of yours isn't.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)

21 Or Israel is so powerful that it can destroy anyone who gets in its way.

Anti-Zionists should probably hide because Israel's out for blood.

I guess. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (fqwyO)

If so, wouldn't they have destroyed Mecca by now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

22 >>> He was a full-blown Nazi.

Seen his membership card?
Yeah, didn't think so.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (/lPRQ)

23 Thomas Mazi

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (h2pEv)

24 What scares me is they are no longer even trying to hide their Jew hate....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)

25 20 disappointing when you learn that one of yours isn't.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)

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All I know is that Thomas Massie is protecting the identities of 20 powerful pedophiles connected to Epstein. He knows the names, he's said so, he's promised to read the names into the House record where he has immunity, and he hasn't done it.

There's only one explanation: He's protecting them. He's pro-powerful pedophile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)

26 Massie is no doubt an antisemite piece of garbage. He lost because he stopped representing his voters. But these nuts are also hanging their hats on the fact that pro Israel groups donated millions to Gallrein.

Posted by: That Guy at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (pqVDs)

27 A truly nasty piece of work.
I'd love to see him go to Munich Germany this Fall, visit the Oktoberfest and pull some of that nazi shit. The locals would kick his ass all the way to Stuttgart.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (2WIwB)

28 A few accounts reminded me that Massie was a jock-sniffer for liberal California Speaker Kevin McCarthy -- along with MTG, of course -- and seemed to have spiraled after his Fren got booted out of power, determined to avenge him against the entire Republican Party.

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Second look at Matt Gaetz for AG?

/While he would have likely been better than Bondi, so far Imma likin' this Todd Blanche fella ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (kUM31)

29 20 disappointing when you learn that one of yours isn't.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)

Massie or Jones?

Massie was never one of ours.

Jones was always: there are elements in amongst the crazy. Some themes in there where he was not wrong. But there was always a massive rope of crazy threaded in there. People say Trump says stupid things, but he is actually quite smart- he just says things that others think are impolite. Jones says stupid shit which is actionable. That's stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

30 21 If so, wouldn't they have destroyed Mecca by now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

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Islam is actually a Zionist plot to destroy Christianity?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)

31 19 LOL. Never heard that one. Kanye and Alex Jones buddy cop movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)

Yeah, there was a whole arc where Nick Fuentes hooked up with Milo, and they took Kanye and paraded him around to any (nominally) Right-wing podcast that would have him on.

First, Kanye rage-quit Tim Pool's show because Tim wouldn't blame the Jews for everything.

Then, he appeared on Alex Jones' show in the aforementioned bondage hood, and started more or less sucking Hitler's zombie cock.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)

32 LOLOLOLOL.

I made a JOKE earlier that I bet his concession speech was: "Gallrein is a secret Jew and Donald Trump is his Shabbos goy."

I didn't think it would really be that... but it was that.

Beyond parody.

You should have kissed Trump's ring. Now you're kissing his o-ring. Don't blame the Jews. Blame yourself, you sad bitch.

Let this be a warning: don't cross MAGA. We demand servile obeisance from the GOP like they tried to demand from us.

Nothing more. Nothing less. We own you now, not the other way around, and if we want any lip from you, we'll drop trow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (BI5O2)

33 Shorter Massie: IT'S DA JUUUUUICE!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl has some strawberry kiwi juice in the fridge at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (Wt5PA)

34 Really? Not a single foul ball?

Throwing a foul ball > Dialing up the Pick-6

Perhaps he choked on his breakfast carburetor.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

35 Alex Jones: Massie Lost Because of Historic Foreign Election Interference by Israel [VIDEO]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6xo)

36 You'd think a people that run the world as puppet masters could manage to have themselves more liked.Or even liked at all...

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)

37 24 What scares me is they are no longer even trying to hide their Jew hate....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)

Removal of masks. Truth may suck, but it makes it easier to see who the enemies are when they are out in the open about it. Better than the 80s when they were no less vile and venal, but hid it behind a veneer of comity and gentility.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

38 Why is there so many anti-semitic members of Congress??

Good grief, it makes me sad.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Oy/m2)

39 35 Alex Jones: Massie Lost Because of Historic Foreign Election Interference by Israel [VIDEO]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6x

Because Massie was that influential ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (FtULh)

40 What scares me is they are no longer even trying to hide their Jew hate....

The Dems are already going the "both sides" route on Joo-hate. The problem with that argument is that we kick ours to the curb, while they give theirs a medal.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

41 39 35 Alex Jones: Massie Lost Because of Historic Foreign Election Interference by Israel [VIDEO]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6x

Because Massie was that influential ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (FtULh)

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Well, he did single-handedly destroy the OBBB by opposing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (fqwyO)

42 Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit.

-Dan

Kinda wish you'da brought such vim and vigor to the FBI when you were there.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)

43 A guy I know popped up in my Facebook feed this morning, saying "Better start learning Hebrew. Israel successfully bought KY-04."

I answered back: "Beats learning Urdu."

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (lHPJf)

44 He (Gallrein) had a positive message as well. And he didn't even thank Bibi Netanyahu or the Mossad a single time.

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What more proof do you need that he's clearly a puppet of the weather-controllers?

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (kUM31)

45 Then, he appeared on Alex Jones' show in the aforementioned bondage hood, and started more or less sucking Hitler's zombie cock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)

How many of the drugs is Kanye on? He's gone quite recently it seems. The last thing I remember was when he showed up at that one thing with his girlfriend wearing a transparent body stocking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

46 >>>Yeah, there was a whole arc where Nick Fuentes hooked up with Milo, and they took Kanye and paraded him around to any (nominally) Right-wing podcast that would have him on.

So, when you say "hooked up"....

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (lHPJf)

47 Trump is the person who kept the movement from being bifurcated by this op, make no mistake.

He did it on the day he shouted about the "crazies" in his movement, which had a lot of people here questioning what he was doing and what was wrong with him. Remember? Because all some people wanted was just to know about Epstein.

Turned out he was bang on. What he did was dictate the size and shape of the split they were manufacturing. And he did it by doing something they never expected.

The entirety of his second term and the future of this country hinged on the day he seemingly went mental in a press conference and began criticizing his own followers. And the magic thing about the way he does things is practically nobody knows, other than his opponents whose years long plan he blew apart in an afternoon.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (h2pEv)

48 Wait, Matt Gaetz has had success after his stint in Congress? When did that happen?

Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (oCS0o)

49 I'm really enjoying the GOPe:
- after IN
- after Cassidy
- after Massie
- after Cornyn (pending)

Still--still--yelling, "you must trust us! We are the professionals! We must appeal to the middle! Only we know how to win!!!"

Stuff like, "why did we have to waste so much money on a House seat just to send a message?"
And, "Now we have to spend money to defend TX that could have been spent winning other seats!"

How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (73/SM)

50 Kinda wish you'da brought such vim and vigor to the FBI when you were there.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)

It's easy to be a talker...
It's hard to be a doer...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)

51
He did it on the day he shouted about the "crazies" in his movement, which had a lot of people here questioning what he was doing and what was wrong with him. Remember?

No.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

52 > Joel Mowbray says that Massie knew he was going to lose for weeks -- and that he went full antisemite in the closing days not to gain voters, but to advertise his upcoming podcast.
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A "podcast" you say? What a novel idea. Nobody does "podcasts." He'll be a star. A somebody.

*snickers*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (jehhT)

53 From one small pine cone will burst forth a stiff pine tree of media appearances and a podcast about his struggle.

Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (VgVhW)

54 49 And, "Now we have to spend money to defend TX that could have been spent winning other seats!"

How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (73/SM)

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Paxton is going to win by at least 9 in the general. The GOP should be happy. They get to dump millions into ineffective TV ads, get the commission, and not even worry about losing the seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (fqwyO)

55 All I know is that Thomas Massie is protecting the identities of 20 powerful pedophiles connected to Epstein. He knows the names, he's said so, he's promised to read the names into the House record where he has immunity, and he hasn't done it.

There's only one explanation: He's protecting them. He's pro-powerful pedophile.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:28 PM (fqwyO)

Hey, hey, hey. Let's try and be fair to Massie, okay? He could just be lying.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (lHPJf)

56 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)

57 😂😂

"Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your "river to the sea" terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It's their ONLY thing."

I approve this message!!

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (GD0B3)

58 Still--still--yelling, "you must trust us! We are the professionals! We must appeal to the middle! Only we know how to win!!!"

Stuff like, "why did we have to waste so much money on a House seat just to send a message?"
And, "Now we have to spend money to defend TX that could have been spent winning other seats!"

How about you guys go f off and die?
We're doing fine without you.
Despite your best efforts to stop us.
Especially despite that.

Spencer Pratt is a dagger pointed at the testicles of the political campaign class.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

59 Massie showed his Assie
As a Nassie Nahssie.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (MqCo2)

60 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)

61 Alex Jones: Massie Lost Because of Historic Foreign Election Interference by Israel [VIDEO]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

It wasn't the Joos. It was the greys.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (+hIS8)

62 Hun4ne56u46 was the great feathered chihuahua depicted in many Mayan stelae, standing majestically before an array of supplicating rulers who pay him homage and petition for bountiful harvests. Murals describe that on the last days of the cycle Hun4ne56u46 will devour the moon and then barf it out again, try to eat the moon again, get bored, and just bark a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)

63 Paxton is going to win by at least 9 in the general. The GOP should be happy. They get to dump millions into ineffective TV ads, get the commission, and not even worry about losing the seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (fqwyO)

When Cornyn loses I imagine Thune will start sweating..... Well if he was smart he would...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (FtULh)

64 What's a Shabbos goy? Is that like someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter?

Posted by: Jew today, Gentile tomorrow? at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (TbWk/)

65 If Thomas Massie and Liz Cheney had a baby it would look and act like Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Crybaby Liberation Front at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (qUkBO)

66 That pro Massie stream of trolls yesterday was funny.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)

67 I still want a Flaming toilet gif to signify these turds getting flushed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (5P5DO)

68 Murals describe that on the last days of the cycle Hun4ne56u46 will devour the moon and then barf it out again, try to eat the moon again, get bored, and just bark a lot.

What about licking his nethers? Don't forget the nethers.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

69 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

All three of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (+hIS8)

70 Spencer Pratt is a dagger pointed at the testicles of the political campaign class.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: They no haz nadz at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)

71
So, when you say "hooked up"....
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:33 PM (lHPJf)

History says Milo would've rather 'hooked up' with Kanye than Fuentes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (QX6xo)

72 What scares me is they are no longer even trying to hide their Jew hate....
------

Wait until they start talking about some of the virtues the Nazis had.

You ain't seen jack shit yet from the Left.

In fact some months back I mentioned they would be supporting literal Naziism one day, and they're *already* backing the tattoos and "some" of the ideas. In their usual subtle way.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (h2pEv)

73 Then, he appeared on Alex Jones' show in the aforementioned bondage hood, and started more or less sucking Hitler's zombie cock.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (uEmCf)

To expand more on the removing masks thing. I was watching a video on Sarah Stock (a right wing Trad-Catholic 'influencer' -Actually all of that should be in quotes.) And how she was espousing these right wing, traditional family values lifestyle (wait for marriage, etc) while the entire time banging elijah schaefer while her fiance had no idea. AND she kept the engagement AND affair going through pregnancy scares, etc.

The thing is, the shit she was peddling is actually a good idea (at least the themes.) SHE just never believed in it, obviously. She's a fake. Just like the Quartering or Chrissy Mayer.

People get dejected when this stuff comes out and think it somehow tars the values. NO, it just shows people are fake and shit. The VALUES are actually vindicated by how these people live.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

74 Barney Frank has died.

For some reason, I thought he'd been dead for quite some time.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (IG3/x)

75 I still want a Flaming toilet gif to signify these turds getting flushed.

I don't think you can improve on the stool bus being hit by a train.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

76 66 That pro Massie stream of trolls yesterday was funny.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)

Towards the end they were double teaming...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (FtULh)

77 Massie's Assies are coping by:

- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat
- that Massie has always been the consistent True Conservative, it was us that changed, citing his pre-2020 positions.
- Trump was the one that really betrayed Massie by not honoring his promise to stop the dirty Jew money funding his opponent
(this is Nick Fuentes' current claim, that he has sooper sekret insider proof he's going to release)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (73/SM)

78 >>> The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)

Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

79 Let this be a warning: don't cross MAGA. We demand servile obeisance from the GOP like they tried to demand from us.

Nothing more. Nothing less. We own you now, not the other way around, and if we want any lip from you, we'll drop trow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 12:29 PM (BI5O2)
---
I love this place!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (gnNyN)

80 @TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
-------

Whenever I start thinking I'm funny or observational I humble myself by looking at these dudes' headlines

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (h2pEv)

81 A guy I know popped up in my Facebook feed this morning, saying "Better start learning Hebrew. Israel successfully bought KY-04."

I answered back: "Beats learning Urdu."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:31 PM (lHPJf)

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (nbLIj)

82 A "podcast" you say? What a novel idea. Nobody does "podcasts." He'll be a star. A somebody.

*snickers*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:34 PM (jehhT)

I miss the AoSHQ podcast, it was hilarious. The "thought-leading Thought Leaders" bit still makes me chuckle.

Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

83 I get paid weekly by the Israeli Lobby. You losers just haven't figured out how to monetize your shtick

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (oftw2)

84 "Please join us next week for the podcast debut of our latest anchor couple -- Cavernous Orifices and Tom "Thumb" Massie -- entitled 'The Protocols of The Grifters of Zion (AKA The Final Solution)'."

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (kUM31)

85 Kentucky Nazis. I hate Kentucky Nazis.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (sHvUe)

86 77 Massie's Assies are coping by:

- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat
- that Massie has always been the consistent True Conservative, it was us that changed, citing his pre-2020 positions.
- Trump was the one that really betrayed Massie by not honoring his promise to stop the dirty Jew money funding his opponent
(this is Nick Fuentes' current claim, that he has sooper sekret insider proof he's going to release)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (73/SM)

=======

"We just proved that we don't have political influence. Watch is exert real political influence in 5 months!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (fqwyO)

87 Massie's Assies are coping by:

- claiming now all the Massie voters are going to join the Dem votes in November and flip the seat

I felt a great disruption in the Force. Oh wait, that was a fart.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

88 76 66 That pro Massie stream of trolls yesterday was funny.
Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (594J6)

Towards the end they were double teaming...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (FtULh)

OH MY!

Posted by: George Takei at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

89 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)

*fistbump*

Glad you made it back to the States safe and sound, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (QX6xo)

90
Whining about "Israel" is so lucrative that you can be omnipresent in Podcastistan and even Fox News despite having served jail time for leaking highly classified secrets. (See: Kiriakou, John.)

And openly, proudly admitting that your podcast is published by the Russians "because they pay me". All as a flex against another former CIA agent podcaster who made the Russian observation.

Kiriakou's a strange guy. He got into intel through being a political staffer. Centrist Donk type. Hates the Clintons, Brennan, Obama, Kerry with a passion that exceeds even the most reactionary conservative deathbeast. Not because they're anti-American traitorous scumbags, but because they all screwed him over in his career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

91 I still want a Flaming toilet gif to signify these turds getting flushed.

I don't think you can improve on the stool bus being hit by a train.
Posted by: Archimedes

[iSNORT!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (+hIS8)

92 74 Barney Frank has died.

For some reason, I thought he'd been dead for quite some time.
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (IG3/x)

Only the good die young. But Hell is a little gayer today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

93
OUT: Daisy-Head Maisey
IN: Pansy-Ass Massie

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

94 What's a Shabbos goy?

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (AezrY)

95 65 If Thomas Massie and Liz Cheney had a baby it would look and act like Adam Kinzinger.
Posted by: Crybaby Liberation Front at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (qUkBO)

Thing is, as bad as Liz Cheney was at the end of her career she still wasn't as bad as Massie and MTG.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (qrzX6)

96 Imagine if he and Cassidy had won.

This is who they always were, they just were hiding it.

And if they'd won, they'd be right back to plotting against us while pretending to be conservative.

Exposing your true selves doesn't hurt us--that's why we fired you, we knew who you were.
But it does hurt and flush out your fellow embeds who remain ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (73/SM)

97 Joel Mowbray says that Massie knew he was going to lose for weeks -- and that he went full antisemite in the closing days not to gain voters, but to advertise his upcoming podcast.

==

Strongly disagree! I saw that and...NO! Massie really thought he was going to win. He won before with like 60% or something. He though he had it in the bag! His plan was to win, make himself even a bigger ass (if that is possible), then quit after 2026, and only then join the podcastian losers...maybe. NO man expects to lose, especially egomaniac narcissist like Massie! You could read the whole thing on his new wife's mug. I am a professional amateur physiognomist, and I can tell you, they expected to eek it out! He was leading up until a few weeks ago. Joel is inserting his own thought process into his analysis, he cannot understand chicken fucking lowlife like Massie.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)

98 73 The thing is, the shit she was peddling is actually a good idea (at least the themes.) SHE just never believed in it, obviously. She's a fake. Just like the Quartering or Chrissy Mayer.

People get dejected when this stuff comes out and think it somehow tars the values. NO, it just shows people are fake and shit. The VALUES are actually vindicated by how these people live.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

Of COURSE she's a fake. She worked for Gay Drug Addict Elijah Shaffer.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (uEmCf)

99 56 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2026 12:35 PM (/E0rg)

I was a naive freshman in college in 2002. Everybody in my dorm was invited to a cookout at an off campus frat house before classes started in the fall. I didn't know a whole lot of people at that time being new to Bloomington. So I decided to go. There was another guy on my floor going too so we went together. It turns out the event was hosted by a Jewish frat. Great food and very friendly. But I remember saying to the guy when we left, "wait you're Jewish and from Kentucky?"

Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (VgVhW)

100 I miss the AoSHQ podcast, it was hilarious. The "thought-leading Thought Leaders" bit still makes me chuckle.
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

I liked it too- even with Gabe. But, I think ace felt self conscious speaking. Maybe we need to pitch a podcast where he and garrett just call each other gay all hour and discuss beauty and shelving tips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

101 Massie out on his assie.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (k8xm0)

102 iSNORT!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 12:41 PM

Is that one of those apps only available from the iStore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (QX6xo)

103 "Please join us next week for the podcast debut of our latest anchor couple -- Cavernous Orifices and Tom "Thumb" Massie -- entitled 'The Protocols of The Grifters of Zion (AKA The Final Solution)'."
Posted by: ShainS

Candace and The 'Cone

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)

104 Wait until they start talking about some of the virtues the Nazis had.

You ain't seen jack shit yet from the Left.

In fact some months back I mentioned they would be supporting literal Naziism one day, and they're *already* backing the tattoos and "some" of the ideas. In their usual subtle way.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:37 PM (h2pEv)

You take out the nationalistic elements of the 25 point platform of the NSDAP and there's a hell of a lot of overlap with the progressive left.

Posted by: But nobody will notice or care at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

105 NAZIs to the left of me, jokers to the right...stuck here in the middle with you

Posted by: 18-1 looking at Platner and Massie at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

106 776,000 people live in KY-4. Less than 300 are voting-age Jews. That is 0.0387%.
_________

I thought that had to be wrong since more than half of the district is suburban Cincinnati. But I just checked and couldn't find a single synagogue in the northern Ky.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (XvL8K)

107 How hard could it be to run a podcast if so many mediocrities are doing it?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (GD2xa)

108 Afternoon Ace.
Mowbray makes a good but dangerous point. Massie knew he was going to lose but used it to show his anti semite bona fides for his future endeavors. The Galindo woman in Texas is letting it hang out as well calling for concentration camps. Same with the jihadist in Michigan. What this succeeds in doing is moving the anti Semitic Overton Window. God help us

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

109 It's easy to be a talker...
It's hard to be a doer...

How can people be so clueless
How can they ignore their voters.
Easy to say “no”, easy to hate Joos…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (EXyHK)

110 Massie is asshoe.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (k8xm0)

111 I like the observation:

Antisemites keep losing Republican primaries.
While antisemites keep winning Democrat primaries.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)

112 Of COURSE she's a fake. She worked for Gay Drug Addict Elijah Shaffer.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (uEmCf)

Stock or Chrissie? If Chrissie, that's really interesting. 'Small world' interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

113 What's a Shabbos goy?

Not sure, but the Shamwow Guy is running for office in Texas somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QX6xo)

114 105 NAZIs to the left of me, jokers to the right...stuck here in the middle with ~~you~~ Jews
Posted by: 18-1 looking at Platner and Massie at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

Posted by: In keeping with today's theme at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

115 Maybe we need to pitch a podcast where he and garrett just call each other gay all hour and discuss beauty and shelving tips.

You'd also have to invite fashion maven Piper, so she can weigh in on Crocs: Abomination or Travesty?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

116 In fact some months back I mentioned they would be supporting literal Naziism one day, and they're *already* backing the tattoos and "some" of the ideas. In their usual subtle way./i]

I remember when it came out that some of the Uke units the US trained were literally Neo-NAZIs. This had been documents extensively for a while but after the Uke war started it became "contreversial"

And the left's response was "yawn" they aren't real NAZIs so it is ok...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

117 Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks . . .

Posted by: KY-04 at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (gKWVE)

118 Candace and The 'Cone

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)

🎵 Exchanging glances....

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (h2pEv)

119
Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM

Weird Al goes Blue. A Blue Grass album featuring the banjo stylings of Steve Martin.

Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (DA7Nd)

120 Massie lost because he didn't vote the way his Republican constituents wanted.

Its really that simple.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

121 Antisemites keep losing Republican primaries.
While antisemites keep winning Democrat primaries.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (73/SM)

The parties switched. About ten minutes ago.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (h2pEv)

122 Me and The Missus had to endure tedious repetition of Massie's campaign ads the last several weeks. I already hate political ads of any sort, but his really sucked.

Did they feature anthropomorphized, hook-nosed rats?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

123 Mowbray makes a good but dangerous point. Massie knew he was going to lose but used it to show his anti semite bona fides for his future endeavors. The Galindo woman in Texas is letting it hang out as well calling for concentration camps. Same with the jihadist in Michigan. What this succeeds in doing is moving the anti Semitic Overton Window. God help us
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

This is a thought that has been worrying me, but for another reason. As a teacher, I get the sense that anti-Semitism and the Holocaust are less "real" for college students today as opposed to a few years ago. I can't prove it, but I keep seeing signs of it here and there. I don't know, maybe too much time has gone by since '45. Either way, it is concerning.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)

124 Wait... now we are calling people NAZIs?

I would have settled with bringing back "retard" into the lexicon but this is new territory bonuswise.

Posted by: pawn at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (+rSJz)

125 parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.

The left tells me that song is rayciss.

Because the singer is hinting at...JEWS!

Which he obviously isn't. But...also reflects who the left things of when it comes to rich people abusing their economic and political power...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

126 Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM

Weird Al goes Blue. A Blue Grass album featuring the banjo stylings of Steve Martin.
Posted by: mishdog at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (DA7Nd)

I would cash money for either album

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

127 Jews of Rural Kentucky would be a great Al Yankovic parody of Rich Men North of Richmond.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

--------------

[w/apologies to Christopher Cross:]

"When you get caught between the Jews and Blue Kentucky
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Jews and Blue Kentucky
The best that you can do
The best that you can do
Is go halal"

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (kUM31)

128 Jews of Rural Kentucky > Rich Men North of Richmond > Werewolves of London

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

129 The parties switched. About ten minutes ago.

Yes somehow Cool Cal is still the bad guy to the left, and has been since the 20s. Of last century

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

130 118 Candace and The 'Cone

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (MqCo2)

🎵 Exchanging glances....
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:45 PM (h2pEv)

Nice. *golfclap*

https://tinyurl.com/5y6estxx

Although I probably do not need to share the earworm for this crowd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

131 112 Stock or Chrissie? If Chrissie, that's really interesting. 'Small world' interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

Stock.

Chrissie worked for Jeremy the Basement Pisser.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (uEmCf)

132 It both saddens & sickens me.

More -

The Hill, Khanna: Massie ‘lost because he had the guts to take on the Epstein class’
by Sarah Davis 05/20/26 08:54 AM ET

Btw, Wikipedia, in part, "Khanna was born in PHILADELPHIA to Indian parents. A self-described "progressive capitalist," Khanna has called for a "new economic patriotism" as a governing philosophy.[1][2] Khanna has championed the abundance agenda.[3]

Khanna endorsed Bernie Sanders for president of the United States in 2016[4] and co-chaired Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign. He is a member of the bipartisan Congressional YIMBY Caucus, which advocates increasing housing supply to address housing affordability challenges.[5] He founded and co-chairs the Congressional Antitrust Caucus, and has advocated stricter antitrust scrutiny of dominant technology firms and major mergers involving the tech sector.[6][7]

Emphasis mine.

Hakeen Jeffries, "... break the spirit of MAGA."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (NFX2v)

133 38 Why is there so many anti-semitic members of Congress??

Good grief, it makes me sad.
Posted by: dantesed

Because Congress has descended into a reality show built for TV. When you see the members of Congress, they are basically front men for a corporation complete with investors (donors), messaging shop (in house or donor linked), constituency service (marketing), and produce a product. Sometimes legislation but a lot more position taking and credit claiming.

They don't legislate (lobbyists and a small core of leadership and committee staffers do), they simply are the public face of that firm named after them.

There are exceptions to the rule but mostly they serve the same scripted parts for themselves that their donors and/or political controllers want.

Safe to say we have a Congress of dunces where the few rare high iq individuals are brought down by the below average iq Senator Hirono or Murray.
And yet, like most CEOs, they have their asses kissed and boo boos fixed by staffers, comm teams, and donors so their ego gets way out of hand.

That is why Congress is so bad, it has become a reality show with little if no attention paid to governance.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

134 Jews of Rural Kentucky > Rich Men North of Richmond > Werewolves of London
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

Aaaa-ooooooo?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (lHPJf)

135 OK, I blame Musk. I waz willowed on JJ' thread , but here it is, and it needs to be dealt with. I am just reposting, because hate typing stuff ..

"If we catch foreign spies and provocateurs on AMerican soil what do we do with them ? Exactly. But Elon Musk gave them a protected gate into the US. Now their provocations, and undermining of the foundations of America her institutions are monetized by Musk's X algorithms. Instead of sitting in jail, or deported, they are being paid ! He is a stupid smart man."

Basically, Elon Musk is letting foreigners run our elections. I don't give a fuck what some sharia following Islamo nazi in Karachi thinks. BAN!!

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

136 I saw the Jews of Rural Kentucky open for the Real Housewives of Kabul at the Gorge in '14

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

137 Good riddance. Now can we talk about bewbs?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

138 Sean David: Massie went from principled libertarian during COVID, to GOP leadership lapdog under McCarthy, to anti-Trump Epstein obsessive in 2025 after tweeting about that issue a whopping three (3) times in the decade prior. The nail in the coffin for him was voting against OBBB in 2025 because, according to Massie, it did too much to secure the border.

Trump mercilessly trashed Massie in 2020–calling him a “disaster” for America and Kentucky and saying he should be thrown out of the GOP entirely—but Massie easily swatted that away and won 81-19, so you can’t say he only lost because of Trump. He went toe-to-toe with Trump on COVID in 2020 and won overwhelmingly.

Massie lost because he went from being perceived as a quirky but lovable nerd who seemed to genuinely believe everything he said, to looking like a clout-chasing influencer who cared more about getting TV time with Democrats on an issue he clearly never cared about until five minutes ago than he did about representing his voters.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (GL+EM)

139 I think a shabbos goy is a Gentile that observant Jews hire to do things on the Sabbath that they are forbidden to do.

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (sHvUe)

140 Stock.

Chrissie worked for Jeremy the Basement Pisser.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:48 PM (uEmCf)

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

141 Hakeen Jeffries, "... break the spirit of MAGA."
Posted by: L
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Hakeem is stupid enough to think groypers are a key and leading part of the MAGA coalition.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

142 Ro Khanna is worth $220M.

I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

143 137 Good riddance. Now can we talk about bewbs?
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

Sure.

https://tinyurl.com/mpz4frx8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

144 74 Barney Frank has died.

For some reason, I thought he'd been dead for quite some time.
Posted by: Guy Who Always Say at May 20, 2026 12:38 PM

That is someone that should have been jailed along with Chris Dodd. I truly loathed those POS's

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (Oq/TM)

145 When Cornyn loses I imagine Thune will start sweating..... Well if he was smart he would...
--
you would think ...

He really really truly believes his political skill of winning a ultra-safe senate seat in a deep red state is miles beyond the stupid, vulgar Trump, who only won 3 nationwide elections against the full might and hate of the Democrat Party.
All his paid consultants and aides tell him so.

"I'll just say I'm favor of the SAVE Act. Then just schedule recesses and other votes and other distractions and Trump will forget all about it. Ha ha! I am so damned smart!"

Dipshit.
We stewed for five years for the chance to flush Cassidy.
We can flush you too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (73/SM)

146 Galindo is being bankrolled by "Lean Left" based in Florida. It is also very new.
Most Democrats including AOC (and Texas Monthly) think that LL is funded by Republicans. That claim seems to derive from punchbowl.news. Otherwise there's a lot of passive voice out there.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)

147 20-30% of population were "principled" during covid, during that time, I had much in common with people from the Nation of Islam as it related to COVID.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)

148 Good riddance. Now can we talk about bewbs?

Is Lauren Boebert being primaried as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

149 Apology. I meant to say Sean Davis Nails it: Sean David: Massie went from principled libertarian during COVID, to GOP leadership lapdog under McCarthy, to anti-Trump Epstein obsessive in 2025 after tweeting about that issue a whopping three (3) times in the decade prior. The nail in the coffin for him was voting against OBBB in 2025 because, according to Massie, it did too much to secure the border.

Trump mercilessly trashed Massie in 2020–calling him a “disaster” for America and Kentucky and saying he should be thrown out of the GOP entirely—but Massie easily swatted that away and won 81-19, so you can’t say he only lost because of Trump. He went toe-to-toe with Trump on COVID in 2020 and won overwhelmingly.

Massie lost because he went from being perceived as a quirky but lovable nerd who seemed to genuinely believe everything he said, to looking like a clout-chasing influencer who cared more about getting TV time with Democrats on an issue he clearly never cared about until five minutes ago than he did about representing his voters.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (GL+EM)

150 Geez what a vile petty POS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (uFIgF)

151 113 What's a Shabbos goy?

Not sure, but the Shamwow Guy is running for office in Texas somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QX6xo)

Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 12:51 PM (594J6)

152 Isn't Jew Moon of Kentucky a Bill Monroe song?

Posted by: The Cumberland Highlanders at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)

153 https://tinyurl.com/mpz4frx8
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

I'm not clicking on that link. I know this place.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)

154 Face of bewb girl looks like a trannie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (2sfNr)

155 Mowbray makes a good but dangerous point. Massie knew he was going to lose but used it to show his anti semite bona fides for his future endeavors. The Galindo woman in Texas is letting it hang out as well calling for concentration camps. Same with the jihadist in Michigan. What this succeeds in doing is moving the anti Semitic Overton Window. God help us
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (gu0hJ)

This is a thought that has been worrying me, but for another reason. As a teacher, I get the sense that anti-Semitism and the Holocaust are less "real" for college students today as opposed to a few years ago. I can't prove it, but I keep seeing signs of it here and there. I don't know, maybe too much time has gone by since '45. Either way, it is concerning.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)

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Historically, the rise and toleration of Anti-Semitism in a society, culture, and nation has -- in general -- lead to an increase in political violence.

Apropos today of The West in general and the USA in particular? Coincidence? I don't think so ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (kUM31)

156
How hard could it be to run a podcast if so many mediocrities are doing it?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2026 12:43 PM (GD2xa)

They actually don't run their own podcasts, they have professionals running it, pros who were hired by their mostly foreign backers.

Once the pros get everything set up for them, they just run their whore mouths in interviews.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)

157 Sean Davis: "Blame Trump, blame Israel, blame Epstein, blame the tragic death of a spouse, I don’t care. But you cannot just wave away 2020 Massie going face-to-face with the Trump machine and winning in a rout only to get smoked six years later. Massie’s voters didn’t really change all that much, but he did, and they noticed"

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (GL+EM)

158 128 Jews of Rural Kentucky > Rich Men North of Richmond > Werewolves of London
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

His kippah was perfect

Posted by: A-oyyyyyyyy Jews of Kentucky at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

159 the Shamwow Guy is running for office in Texas somewhere.

Not any more.

The "ShamWow guy," Vince Offer (born Offer Vince Shlomi), ran as a Republican for the U.S. House of Representatives in [Texas's 31st Congressional District](0.5.6, 0.5.12). He was defeated in the Republican primary on March 3, 2026, losing to longtime incumbent Rep. John Carter

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

160 I'm not clicking on that link. I know this place.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)

It's safe. Non-Akbar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

161 What this succeeds in doing is moving the anti Semitic Overton Window.

The GOPe has been controlled opposition and one way you can tell is they never, ever try to move the Overton Window to the right...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

162 >>>So he's a Gay Nerd Who Doesn't Watch Baseball, too.

lol

That's what really important.

And on that topic. Little's team went 9-2 at home, where our pitching completely shut them down. Little pitched the first three and gave up one hit, one run, relying on reading the batter, using the zone, control, and fastball changeup combo, striking the same batter out on the same combo (fouled back 2nd strike, changeup whiff 3rd strike).

Our second pitcher relies on overpowering the batters and gave up one HBP, unfortunately, and one run on PB.

We managed to finally string together some plays, whereas our outfield was moving as needed for the situation.

And our catching improved dramatically over last game with a bunch of catcher drills.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

163 Massie broke the cardinal rules:

Don't get high on your own supply.

Don't bang the help.

He began to think he was bigger than the system.

Idiot and good riddance

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (FxH7T)

164 I find it hard to believe there are more Amish in Kentucky than Jews.

I guess they could be easily mistaken for each other?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (jehhT)

165 From the EMR thread - I was never great at Math, but I did OK. There were a lot of distractions on my time as I recall, and a disciplined environment might have made a difference. No, I probably would haven’t been the next Johnny Von Neumann, but as I recall I discovered girls about that time, too.

It would cause howls of protest but I think Co-Ed classes are not a good idea, they should be divided by sex, and yes ability groups.

In fact the very reason Johnny Von Neumann excelled at Math and physics is Hungary had a first class education system. Early on, in grade school, his math teacher recognized he was something special, and he (the teacher) couldn’t provide what he deserved. He was tracked into an accelerated program.

Anyone who cannot recognize this as a valid policy should be thrown off a cliff, especially if they claim to be an “educator”.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (uGukK)

166 I get the sense that anti-Semitism and the Holocaust are less "real" for college students today as opposed to a few years ago. I can't prove it, but I keep seeing signs of it here and there. I don't know, maybe too much time has gone by since '45. Either way, it is concerning.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2026 12:47 PM (lHPJf)
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The Mayor of New York fucking City is a communist Muslim not even 25 years after 9/11.

We don't teach history anymore and it shows. Easier to let those hard memories fade rather than actually have to confront actual evil.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

167 Basically, Elon Musk is letting foreigners run our elections. I don't give a fuck what some sharia following Islamo nazi in Karachi thinks. BAN!!
Posted by: runner

I think both Massie and GOPe fail to recognize that negative tactics and bloviating only go so far. There is always a segment of the population that essentially buys whatever propaganda is put before them--if someone else said it, then it must be true sort of thing. GOPe uses negative ads to drive turnout lower but it serves as a smokescreen for doing nothing in office other than donor stroking.

Massie went negative about the Jews, Israel, etc. because he thought it would play to what he probably thought of as ignorant hicks in his district and he resented AIPAC getting involved in taking him out. And probably at some point, he got to believing his own bullshit or was just extremely cynical about it. My guess is he becomes a commentator on podcastistan rather than a conventional media type and late in his campaign was an audition for the sort of audience he thinks will make that successful.

A bunch of losers and whiners that want to blame their own lack of what they want on others. Same as the left does.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

168 I'm not clicking on that link. I know this place.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)

It's safe. Non-Akbar.

Assuming the concept of "too much of a good thing" doesn't apply to you.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

169 Massie on Only Fans will be the Passionate Pinecone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (uFIgF)

170 Remember:
Thune is just the shit-head of the shit-snake that makes up the bulk of Senate Republicans.

He's killing the SAVE Act to try and save them--there's a lot of "publicly support but privately oppose" Republicans.

But, perhaps soon, he'll realize he has to choose--either them or himself.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (73/SM)

171 losing to longtime incumbent Rep. John Carter

Someone needs to investigate his ties to the Barsoom lobby.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)

172 Stock or Chrissie? If Chrissie, that's really interesting. 'Small world' interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding. I'm still traumatized by the still on the thumbnail by itself, and it didn't even show anything. Any husband worth his salt would have demanded an annulment right then and there, hers didn't.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)

173 Gallrein is a class act, isn't he?

As for Massie... Massie who?

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (RCjYY)

174 Ro Khanna is worth $220M.

I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

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"Capitalism produces the greatest Communists."

-- "Shit Marx Said, Vol. II"

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (kUM31)

175 Hitler was a homosexual, amphetamine addicted, mind-controlled plant of British intelligence.

Not a hero, unless you're an aspiring Little Shitler.

Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (jo6FO)

176 You can do this the way JD Vance did, more in sorrow than in anger, or you can do it the way you have ace - with epithets, crowing, fecal and sexual-fixation insults, character assassination, and the sad spectacle you've made with these posts the past few months (This all applies to Tucker too, by the way, although I can admit calling him Tuq'r is fucking gold).

It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.

Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)

177 Ro Khanna is worth $220M.

I guess that whole "helping the less fortunate" thing he demands WE do he just hasn't gotten a chance to get to yet
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
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Ro Khanna is worth whatever he gets in a House pension. His wife is worth $220 million, and her parents are big GOP donors. Self-made too, so probably not very understanding of the lefty bullshit.

Whatever the Indian equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner is, that can't be a comfortable night for Ro.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (oTS6U)

178 Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding. I'm still traumatized by the still on the thumbnail by itself, and it didn't even show anything. Any husband worth his salt would have demanded an annulment right then and there, hers didn't.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)

Should have applied his pimp hand. Vigorously and repeatedly.

Posted by: Alas he only had a simp hand at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

179 How hard could it be to run a podcast if so many mediocrities are doing it?

People think the hard part is getting a good theme, topics, and guests...oh and publicly speaking well.

But its not - as you note plenty of people that aren't good at those things do well.

The real trick is getting eyeballs/listeners.

Taylor Swift is an example of something similar to this. Is she a singular musical talent? No. Is she a drop dead gorgeous piece of eye candy? Also no.

But she has enough talent and enough looks. And the real cause of her success? She is a great capitalist pig dog. One of the all time great female capitalist pig dogs.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

180 >>> Someone needs to investigate his ties to the Barsoom lobby.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)

Imagine going to a theater to watch Beetlejuice with Dejah Thoris.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (3uBP9)

181 @86 TJM , liked your review of Peckinpah. Always liked his movies even if they were a little chaotic.
And Ride the High Country is a criminally underrated movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (gu0hJ)

182 Massie gave up the game when flounced last night

Others like him should be easily identified and purged

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (61TgR)

183
Khanna has championed the abundance agenda.

Everybody gets their own personal cornucopia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (Cqx++)

184 Isn't Jew Moon of Kentucky a Bill Monroe song?

Posted by: The Cumberland Highlanders at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)

Jew Moooooon
I saw you handing a loan....
Without a lien in my heart...
Without a buck of my own......

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (h2pEv)

185 156 They actually don't run their own podcasts, they have professionals running it, pros who were hired by their mostly foreign backers.

Once the pros get everything set up for them, they just run their whore mouths in interviews.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2026 12:52 PM (y9nCu)

Some of the mediocrities did (eg : Jeremy the Basement Pisser until Crowder got him hooked up with Rumble) for a time.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (uEmCf)

186 Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)

You again.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 20, 2026 12:59 PM (gKWVE)

187 Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding.

Flashing your boobs is too bourgeoise for hollywood types nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

188 Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)

Lol.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (lFFaq)

189 172 Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding. I'm still traumatized by the still on the thumbnail by itself, and it didn't even show anything. Any husband worth his salt would have demanded an annulment right then and there, hers didn't.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs eye bleach at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Wt5PA)

KF may be Turbo-Racist as all f***, but they're the only ones calling out and taking down all the sex deviants.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (uEmCf)

190 Isn’t Jew Moon of Kentucky a Bill Monroe song?

Jew River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, vote maker, you rino breaker,
Wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two grifters free to grift the dumb.
There’s such a lot of dumb to grift.
We’re after the same podcast dough—
Waiting for the show,
My panican friend,
Jew River,
And me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (EXyHK)

191 Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

She is a talented songwriter and excellent with melody and hook.
And a very very savvy self promoter.

I can't speak for her last 10 albums but her talent was obvious from jump. And her self promoting image of a hard worker seems accurate. She puts on a heck of a show for her fans.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:00 PM (h2pEv)

192 Pine Fuhrer is kaput!

Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (rgnea)

193 Posted by: Dr. T
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College males, especially white males, but goes across the board have been essentially neutered by our education system that treats them as defective girls. They are told AI will replace their jobs, they are often shut out of the sexual marketplace for female relationships (cost and online hypergamous dating), and feel that what desirable jobs are out there are being outsourced or taken by H1Bs, etc. They look at a future life of downward mobility and want someone to blame for it.

Those outside of the college occupations are probably the happier and better adjusted--they are not looking for assortative mating as much as college guys are, not online as much, and many of their jobs are harder to outsource and not profitable anymore for the immigration jobs racket visas. That is my sense of things, yours may differ. Unfortunately, a lot of my thoughts here are anecdotal rather than statistical as we won't see some of that data for another couple of years. Lagging information and all that.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

194 I'm seeing dozens of Massie supporters on X saying he should "burn it all down" on his exit and name all of the Epstein pedos.

What a bunch of boobs. They still haven't figured out that Massie was lying about having a list of names. They're still hoping for their proof that Trump is a pedo and that Massie will take down the pedo network with his brave truth-telling.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

195 So the troll is VDH?

Posted by: Bulg at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (sHvUe)

196 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

197 (To Massie): Mediocre.

Posted by: Immortan Joe at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (O7YUW)

198 >>> It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)

It has been, what's the word? Oh yes,... cruel. So deliciously cruel.

Posted by: VDH at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)

199 Poor Barney Frank never got to experience Massie's pinecone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (gu0hJ)

200 187 Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding.

Flashing your boobs is too bourgeoise for hollywood types nowadays.
Posted by: 18-1
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I don't know who that is and simply don't want to now.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

201 Hitler was a homosexual, amphetamine addicted, mind-controlled plant

Vegetarian, anti-Tobacco nutbar, too. He’d fit in at Berkley pretty well.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (uGukK)

202 >>> Pine Fuhrer is kaput!
Posted by: Rex B at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (rgnea)

LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)

203 The GOPe has been controlled opposition and one way you can tell is they never, ever try to move the Overton Window to the right...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

How many of them are out trying to do anything to get SAVE passed. Lord knows when the Democrats want something they scream, protest, organize riots. What do these fatcat louses do?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (h2pEv)

204 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.

Songs of love lost.
Unshekel my Heart!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

205 Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 12:56 PM (jo6FO)

Hitler was a plant of British intelligence?. Never heard that before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (2sfNr)

206 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch

14h

When will politicians get it? Podcastistan isn't real life. Voters don't care about half-literate BS from barely-educated cable cast-offs who can't move the needle in elections to save their lives.

The internet is not real. Yeah, Massiie can run in 2028 for prez and get between 5% or 10% of the vote from these online unhappy morons.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (GL+EM)

207
Muslims don't hate the US for backing Israel. They hate the US because they hate the US

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (HdYcL)

208 Seems to me that most InfLUenCErz don't influence much.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (sAmhv)

209 Mayr is collateral damage of the whole Quartering meltdown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)

210 What a bunch of boobs. They still haven't figured out that Massie was lying about having a list of names. They're still hoping for their proof that Trump is a pedo and that Massie will take down the pedo network with his brave truth-telling.

Four years under the Biden junta and the only anti-Trump claim was a loon who came forward with a story about Trump raping her and giving her an abortion personally on a boat...which even the Russian collusion nuts under Biden called "not believable"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

211 196 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

...

I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (bss/y)

212 Massie was always like a Graham Platner to me.

Thomas Massie (the libertarian Republican from Kentucky) and Graham Platner (the progressive Democratic Senate nominee in Maine) have built their political identities around being blue-collar, populist "everymen" who challenge their respective party establishments.

The "everyman" persona functions similarly for both politicians, though from opposite sides of the ideological aisle:

Thomas Massie (R-KY): Known for wearing grease-stained jeans, living off the grid, and casting lone-wolf votes against both Democrats and the GOP leadership. His brand of "trans-partisan" liberty and resistance to traditional political machinery resonated heavily with working-class conservatives.

Graham Platner (D-ME): The 41-year-old Marine Corps veteran and oyster farmer has upended Maine politics by running a populist, working-class campaign. He frequently leans into his non-traditional background and raw, everyman appeal to bypass Washington insiders and connect directly with voters.

Both men have found massive, fervent bases of support by projecting authenticity in an age where voters are largely
distrustful of polished, career politicians.(AI)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (NFX2v)

213 194 I'm seeing dozens of Massie supporters on X saying he should "burn it all down" on his exit and name all of the Epstein pedos.

What a bunch of boobs. They still haven't figured out that Massie was lying about having a list of names. They're still hoping for their proof that Trump is a pedo and that Massie will take down the pedo network with his brave truth-telling.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Rubes never want to be told that they got conned. Because that makes them stupid marks and their own fault.

And the thing is not that they gave a shit about sexually assaulted victims (notably they ignore the widespread shit going on right now in immigrant circles everywhere). They thought they could get the Jews and Israelis using it. They never thought that Massie was simply selling them a shuck and jive for his own power.

Massie is the Al Sharpton of the groypers.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

214 How many of them are out trying to do anything to get SAVE passed. Lord knows when the Democrats want something they scream, protest, organize riots. What do these fatcat louses do?

80% of voters want it and yes a critical number of Massie-holes in the GOP won't vote for it...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

215 209 Mayr is collateral damage of the whole Quartering meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)

Technically, even Jeremy is collateral damage of the Styxhexenhammer meltdown.

Tarl Warwick (Styx) was the original point of all of this.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (iXqHn)

216 Kosher moonshine is the best moonshine

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (gpQ8/)

217 It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)

Looks like someone has sand in his vagina.

Posted by: Sensitive! at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (TbWk/)

218 It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
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Show me on the doll where Ace touched you.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (oqH4h)

219 209 Mayr is collateral damage of the whole Quartering meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:04 PM (uFIgF)

Maybe, but she did not help herself. Venti strikes me as a fake grifter too, but she is playing this shit to the hilt as well. There is no priniciple there, just a shark smelling blood in the water.

They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

220 I won't touch a matzo ball unless it comes from a dry county.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (D1E+2)

221 Look Massie is an asshole and a traitor, but he doesn't have a NAZI tattoo.

Well

That we know of

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

222 208 Seems to me that most InfLUenCErz don't influence much.

Posted by: Puddleglum
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Most people ignore the sewage on social media-some after they got burned, others because their real life is more important than doom and rage scrolling.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

223 Critical Drinker has a new Crash and Burn installment on Will Smith. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy. Almost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRHKAcH1Q8

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

224 Mayr is collateral damage of the whole Quartering meltdown.

What are we talking about here?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

225 @208/Puddleglum: "208 Seems to me that most InfLUenCErz don't influence much."

They're just another form of advertising; the industry that claims to be necessary but can never prove it to its customers.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (O7YUW)

226 > Yesterday Kiwi Farms found footage of Chrissie Mayr showing her hoo-ha to the DJ at her wedding.

Showing her hoo-ha could mean a lot of things. What are we talking? She lifted her skirt on the dance floor? Wearing or not wearing underwear?

Or are we talking an intimate tour with physical contact?

If she just lifted her skirt while wearing underwear and waggled her hips a bit, meh. Loads of people get blasted drunk at their wedding. That's about as intimate as seeing a woman at the beach.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (mkw2N)

227 So, when does Massie go to Maine to stump for the Nazi/democrat for Senate?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (qx7Zg)

228 They're just another form of advertising; the industry that claims to be necessary but can never prove it to its customers.

What?!

Posted by: Political Campaign Consultants at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

229 Massie is the Al Sharpton of the groypers.
Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

Haha. Nice one.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (b4qzS)

230 56 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

😂 😂

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (sAmhv)

231 219 Maybe, but she did not help herself. Venti strikes me as a fake grifter too, but she is playing this shit to the hilt as well. There is no priniciple there, just a shark smelling blood in the water.

They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

Everything started when Jeremy (The Quartering) bailed Styx out of jail. And then all the shit about Jeremy's coffee grift came out, and Jeremy creeping on every woman he's ever worked with (Chrissie, Melonie Mac, Sydney Watson, Hannah Claire Brimelow, etc.) started coming out.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (iXqHn)

232
Is the Sham-Wow guy the same as the Slap-Chop guy? Can't keep my hucksters straight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (HdYcL)

233 The internet is not real. Yeah, Massiie can run in 2028 for prez and get between 5% or 10% of the vote from these online unhappy morons.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2

I doubt it. Massie ain't gonna spend his money and the whole foreign financing in US elections and social media is probably about done with forthcoming investigations of ActBlue, etc.

Both Turkey and Qatar are involved and that blowback is going to be pretty bad for those countries after Iran is dealt with.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

234 Must be a white robot.

https://tinyurl.com/dyjvtadd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (ndZc7)

235 224 Mayr is collateral damage of the whole Quartering meltdown.

What are we talking about here?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

See 231.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)

236 It's been tough to read, and pretty revealing.
Posted by: Coast of Gary at May 20, 2026 12:57 PM (gGnK7)
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Show me on the doll where Ace touched you.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (oqH4h)

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I personally come here for the epithets, crowing, fecal & sexual-fixation insults, character assassination, and boobs.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (kUM31)

237 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (2sfNr)

Not sure if related but there is an extensive theory about how the British monarchy still rules the world, including us, and have been involved in.... "things".

In all honesty you (the general you) are better off not looking it up, definitely not clicking on the sites, and forgetting I said it and basically just calling it a day and waking up fresh tomorrow.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (h2pEv)

238 Is the Sham-Wow guy the same as the Slap-Chop guy? Can't keep my hucksters straight.

He is.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

239 Showing her hoo-ha could mean a lot of things. What are we talking? She lifted her skirt on the dance floor? Wearing or not wearing underwear?

Honestly I find its way more efficient just to not wear underwear.

I mean they only give those poor sailors so much time for shore leave so who has time to pull them down and up again?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

240 Honest to God? I thought Schlitz was gone decades ago.

Pabst Brewing to discontinue historic Schlitz beer after 177 years
One of America's most storied lagers is pouring its final pint — and a Wisconsin brewer wants to send it off right.

MILWAUKEE — After 177 years, it's last call for one of America's oldest beer brands.
Pabst Brewing Co. confirmed that it is discontinuing Schlitz, "the beer that made Milwaukee famous."
Wisconsin Brewing Co. announced it will brew the last batch at its facility in Verona, Wis., on May 23. The final batch is scheduled for a limited release June 27, along with a larger celebration event at the brewery.

https://tinyurl.com/3pr9dtd9

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (+hIS8)

241 137 Good riddance. Now can we talk about bewbs?
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UjdFS)

Sure.

https://tinyurl.com/mpz4frx8
Posted by: Aetius451AD
......

Holy funbags Batman!
But I have to agree with Fen about her face.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (UjdFS)

242 Don't forget Kino Kasino vs Jeremy and his YT rep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (uFIgF)

243 Re #176: Ah crap, someone opened Vault 108.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (O7YUW)

244 And honestly? I'd prefer to have Falstaff Beer back.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (+hIS8)

245 196 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I would listen to this.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (sAmhv)

246 Wait wait wait.

Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (uGukK)

247 Is "Coast of Gary" posting from the West Coast ?

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

248 hey! kind of busy around here but popped in to say, Massie is a dumbass who probably is also drunk/on drugs.

it's the only thing that explains him. stupid and high.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (j+aD2)

249 Everything started when Jeremy (The Quartering) bailed Styx out of jail. And then all the shit about Jeremy's coffee grift came out, and Jeremy creeping on every woman he's ever worked with (Chrissie, Melonie Mac, Sydney Watson, Hannah Claire Brimelow, etc.) started coming out.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:09 PM (iXqHn)

I have no idea what any of this means. Lol

This is why I don’t pay any attention to “influencers” they’re all grifting shitheads.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (b4qzS)

250 >>Is "Coast of Gary" posting from the West Coast ?

Indiana

Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)

251 re 29: just noticed your comment, if you mean alex jones he's been kind of a nothing to me for quite a while

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

252 So, when does Massie go to Maine to stump for the Nazi/democrat for Senate?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 20, 2026 01:08 PM (qx7Zg)

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After he gets baptized in The Rio Grande by Pastor Talarico.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (kUM31)

253 249 I have no idea what any of this means. Lol

This is why I don’t pay any attention to “influencers” they’re all grifting shitheads.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (b4qzS)

They're not even influencers. Nobody does what they say.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (iXqHn)

254
*raises hand*

I'm a Jew who was born in rural Kentucky.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (BI5O2)

255 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I would listen to this.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Spool it up!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (+hIS8)

256 250 >>Is "Coast of Gary" posting from the West Coast ?

Indiana
Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)

I was thinking Pakistan...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (FtULh)

257 Styxhexenhammer was a pagan right wing commentor or something like that right? I vaguely recall the name

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

258 Haven't seen Mayr on Nerdrotic Daily when I occasionally drop in there. She can be funny but the voice is grating

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (gu0hJ)

259 Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:10 PM (h2pEv)

Thanks for the warning The only sites which I go on are here and a few other reputable ones like "Legal Insurrection." and "Frontpage". I don't have an X account nor do I want one. I had just never heard that Hitler was a British plant and find that hard to believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (2sfNr)

260 They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

Resist that urge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)

261 Schlitz along with PBR had somewhat of a renaissance in the 2010s as hipster millenial douchebags started drinking it to be ironic. That whole thing is gone now.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (b4qzS)

262 Does Coast of Gary = Empire of Jeff?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (gu0hJ)

263 Everything started when Jeremy (The Quartering) bailed Styx out of jail.

He had a crystal ball?

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (Oy/m2)

264 Always remember "Gary" is one letter away from "gay."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

265 80% of voters want it and yes a critical number of Massie-holes in the GOP won't vote for it...
Posted by: 18-1
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I think the reason is that it requires the GOPe Senate to give up the illusion of the filibuster. That gives shitheads like Murkowski, etc. cover to avoid votes that expose their naked asses to the voters and allows them to stuff bills with pork for donors. The donors in turn reward their politicians and families. House has already voted several times for the SAVE act--the dysfunction is in a group of senators that Mitch cultivated, funded, and will lose office (or have to ignore donors) if they have to vote honestly.

Mitch set this up so he could orchestrate pay for play with Schumer but both parties could avoid doing what their voters wanted.

The filibuster was never intended to kill bills but rather to make sure that they were debated if controversial. Over time, it became a convenient way for Senators to get fantastically wealthy by directing vast streams of government money to donors who then repaid the Senators with generational wealth.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)

266 Showing her hoo-ha could mean a lot of things

I disagree. “Hoo-ha” has a very specific meaning. Words mean things. And hoo-has can be very mean too, I reckon

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uGukK)

267 Of corse the ultimate 'eewww' with Jeremy was when he streamed himself following a woman around at a Ren-Faire. All for I think $20.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uFIgF)

268 British Intel was loaded with Soviet double agents back then.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (594J6)

269 257 Styxhexenhammer was a pagan right wing commentor or something like that right? I vaguely recall the name
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

Right. He f***ed up his life by leaving his Dutch babymama to move back to the US and spend all his time drinking. Now he's got two DV cases against him (one in Louisiana, the other in Vermont), and he's looking at 16 years in PMITA prison for the Vermont charges.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)

270 So it turns out I did tear my Achilles.

Bummer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (cWRGB)

271
Not sure if related but there is an extensive theory about how the British monarchy still rules the world, including us, and have been involved in.... "things".

_____________

The British monarchy, whatever its virtues, has been populated by dimbulbs since George I. They can't organize breakfast let alone rule the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (HdYcL)

272 255 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I would listen to this.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Spool it up!
Posted by: rickb223
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I warn you, it has a lot of Jew's Harp in it.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)

273 213. Massie is the Al Sharpton of the groypers.
Posted by: whig

👍 That deserves a TM, or something.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v)

274 Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

I had ten fun days on Twitter in 2010 while "promoting" my "funny" blog. This was in the Scott Brownish times.

The moment I saw that I was thinking about the "fun" far too much for what was clearly zero reward other than some laughs, I stopped. Something about it just rubbed me the wrong way and I saw it for what it was. Never forgot it.

Social media is practically the least social thing going. It's a big funhouse mirror.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)

275 Fox News
@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump comes out in support of former reality TV star Spencer Pratt’s and his political rise in the race to be the next mayor of Los Angeles.
When asked if he sees any similarities between himself and the fellow reality-television-star-turned-politician, Trump noted Pratt's unique personality and popular appeal.
"Oh, I'd like to see him do well... He's a character."

-
And Trump’s a character.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

276 Wait wait wait.

Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.
Posted by: Common Tater

That's where the Shabbos Goy takes over on Saturdays.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (+hIS8)

277 The Dreidel Song > Jewgrass

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

278 Why did Milwaukee ban keg parties on its beaches?
Girls kept getting sand in their Schlitz.

/my 5th grade self found that amusing

Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (J4Dwc)

279 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (HdYcL)

That's what "they" want you to believe.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)

280 The surprise for me is that there is still a "Lincoln Project." Who knew?

I hope anti-semites and podcasters are having meltdowns. Popping xanax with box wine and screaming while incontinent.

It's almost as good as election day. Bibi won! Squee!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (WONhk)

281 Without people like Massie around there will be no one around to check the demise of the GOP.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (vFG9F)

282 @270 was it the Brad Pitt Achilles or the "Eliot" Page Achilles?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (gu0hJ)

283 Does Coast of Gary = Empire of Jeff?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (gu0hJ)

No. Empire of Jeff was a funny fuck.

This guy is just inexplicably whining about the words that Ace forced him to put into his brain.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (dK+Kv)

284 DV = domestic violence?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (uFIgF)

285 284 DV = domestic violence?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (uFIgF)

Yes.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:17 PM (iXqHn)

286 They are almost all horrible fucking people. Gary is the only one I feel sorry for, because he strikes me as a real one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
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They're all weird ass nerd theater kids who were probably mostly social outcasts during their formative years and have found a niche where they can make stupid amounts of money by essentially living in a parallel reality and broadcasting it to other nerds.

Color me shocked that weird sexual shit and retarded teenage drama follows these people around.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)

287 Wait wait wait.

Moonshine could never be Kosher? Yeast, after all, work on the Sabbath! They never take a day off.
Posted by: Common Tater

Promised Land Moonshine.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (+hIS8)

288 Social media is practically the least social thing going. It's a big funhouse mirror.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (h2pEv)

I gripe about being booted by Twitter bots for saying Biden deserved to be hanged for Treason, but I recognize that Twitter did me a solid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

289

What has always mystified me about Thomas Massie is how a totally failed politician who has meaningless fringe beliefs that has no support anywhere . . .

Is such a risk to Our Democracy and Our Culture and Political Norms as to bring about second holocaust by the power of his magnetic personality and Rasputin-like powers to enthrall stupid, uneducated masses and bring the world into flames and destruction.

it seems you could have one, or the other, but not both.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)

290 Coast of Gary 🤔

Sounds like it could be Gary, Indiana!

Am I right, Coast of Gary?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (NFX2v)

291 Britain has long been an ally of the U.S.A. At least since 1812. Well … 1842 anyway. Okay, 1865 for sure. Um… 1918? Er … never mind

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (uGukK)

292
Moonshiner On The Roof

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (HdYcL)

293 To my SE Texas buds...late last week one of our local sub-stackers named Merissa Hansen (Houston Comical) blasted Paxton over a local case in Waco that ended in a hung jury.
Paxton has 750 attorneys running 30,000 cases/year and it's his fault the jury hung.
I wonder how much she got from McCornyn.

I think she was the first sub-stacker I subscribed to. Run, don't walk away from her work.

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (8uzBS)

294 286 Color me shocked that weird sexual shit and retarded teenage drama follows these people around.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)

That's the thing about EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

They claim to be on the right, some even claim to be devout tradcaths.

But they're _ALL_ into weird sex shit, without exception.

You cannot be into weird sex shit and be a true Warrior for the right.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)

295 264 Always remember "Gary" is one letter away from "gay."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

He did do hard time, but he didn't turn punk so far as I know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

296 Hitler was a plant of British intelligence?. Never heard that before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2026 01:03 PM (2sfNr)

--It's a rabbit hole I've only peeked into.

For starters, one of his early paintings bears a striking resemblance to the bridge at Tavistock.

Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (jo6FO)

297 British Intel was loaded with Soviet double agents back then.

===

OSS tried to tell them! Now they are loaded with Islamist double agents.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

298 247 Is "Coast of Gary" posting from the West Coast ?
Posted by: runner

Seems to also be it's first time here. If that Ace post caused its panties to knot up, he should probably skip this place.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (sAmhv)

299 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:13 PM (BI5O2)

I would say this explains so much but actually I think it explains absolutely nothing. Other than maybe your way with words.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)

300 What kind of music do Kentucky Hebrews listen to? Jewgrass. You know, like Zion Mountain Breakdown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Rocky Crop, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me;
Good Ol’ Rocky Crop,
Rocky Crop, The Dead Sea;
Rocky Crop, The Dead Sea.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (kUM31)

301 I think "gary" is from Oregon.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

302 Fuck Bender, how long is recovery.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)

303 I had ten fun days on Twitter in 2010 while "promoting" my "funny" blog. This was in the Scott Brownish times.

The moment I saw that I was thinking about the "fun" far too much for what was clearly zero reward other than some laughs, I stopped. Something about it just rubbed me the wrong way and I saw it for what it was. Never forgot it.

Social media is practically the least social thing going. It's a big funhouse mirror.
Posted by: ...

I use social media comments to get some idea of what others are thinking and to prevent myself from buying my own suppositions as reality. Doesn't always work but one has to be willing to take the chance of being wrong. The real sin is not correcting your errors (sins) after you FAFOed.

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)

304 I couldn't care less about Massie's Jew grift.

He's inside the wire, and defying my political movement. He needed to be destroyed, and now he is.

Now on to the next one.

Thune. I want John Thune's scalp nailed to a board.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

305 “Königsmacheren” is closer. The great thing about German is one can make up words for any occasion and they still make sense.

For example, I’ll say “Königinsmacherinen” and obviously it’s female influencers who think they’re queen-makers. Right? Right? Is this mic on?

Posted by: Brennan at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tsJ29)

306 Color me shocked that weird sexual shit and retarded teenage drama follows these people around.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)

Me too!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (h2pEv)

307 British Intel was loaded with Soviet double agents back then.

===

OSS tried to tell them! Now they are loaded with Islamist double agents.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

--------------

* The CIA, Pentagon, and U.S. State Departments have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (kUM31)

308 I can't pass Farcebook's picture guessing shit now. It's like those colorblind tests from grade school. Haven't been able to get on in months now. I think I pass it and it kicks me back to the log in window and makes me do it again.
Eh. No loss.

Posted by: Reforger at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (594J6)

309 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
==

Yep, their headquarters are in Canaan, Kentucky.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)

310 261 Schlitz along with PBR had somewhat of a renaissance in the 2010s as hipster millenial douchebags started drinking it to be ironic. That whole thing is gone now.
Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:14 PM (b4qzS)
--

Schlitz went back to the 1960s recipe in the 2010s. It tasted like beer used to taste - it was good.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (0bjKf)

311 Yep, their headquarters are in Canaan, Kentucky.
Posted by: runner
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Do they make good bagels there?

Posted by: whig at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

312 You cannot be into weird sex shit and be a true Warrior for the right.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)
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Well you could probably be a swinger or some shit as long as you can keep your fool mouth shut about your kinks, but none of them seem to be able to.

Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (oqH4h)

313 Intelligence gathering is the most important thing any nation can do. Washington himself was our first Spymaster, really. The early USA spent something like 15% of the budget on spooks and intelligence gathering.

The Brits wrote the book on it. They have always been careful to spy on everyone, and not be too mindful about sharing. Churchill knew the Nazis had cancelled the planned invasion, due to codebreaking, but he wasn’t about to tell FDR that.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (uGukK)

314 312 Well you could probably be a swinger or some shit as long as you can keep your fool mouth shut about your kinks, but none of them seem to be able to.
Posted by: ballistic at May 20, 2026 01:25 PM (oqH4h)

Two people can keep a secret...

...if one is dead.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)

315 What are we talking about here?
Posted by: 18-1

Internet bullshit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (diia5)

316 So it turns out I did tear my Achilles.

Bummer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (cWRGB)

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After cooling down (from three hours of tennis) -- and then stupidly chasing a ball -- I tore a muscle halfway up my calf and just assumed it was a calf muscle.

Was informed that it was actually the top of my achilles ... had no idea it was that long.

Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (kUM31)

317 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

What's funny is that's not even a two on the "shocking political commentary" scale. And yes.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:26 PM (h2pEv)

318 PBR and bourbon were my drinks so of course hipsters ran the prices up.

Just as well, I can only have white wine now, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

319 *raises hand*

I'm a Jew who was born in rural Kentucky.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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"Attended a synagogue founded by Daniel Boone himself, I did"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (gpQ8/)

320
The man who has been a great disappointment is being replaced by a man who will become a great disappointment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (HdYcL)

321 Advice to Mrs. Massie:

If Thomas asks you to go with him into a bunker, DO NOT GO!

Say you have to powder your nose. Then run. Fast. Far. If you have high heels, break off those heels. Just get out of there, NOW.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 20, 2026 01:27 PM (4h45B)

322 Internet BS?

Oh, Anal Violence tried to say they liked Kirche now. They were instantly cancelled by their fellow leftist mean girls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (uFIgF)

323 Moar hot takes from Massie's degenerate speech from last night, about his wife voting:

"“She voted this morning, and she came out, and she said, ‘Well, that was a wild experience. That was great. I never imagined that would happen.’ And I said, ‘What happened?’ She said, ‘I got to vote for my husband and my favorite congressman.’ I said, ‘That’s practically a throuple!’”

Massie want you to know he mainly and always thinks with his dick.

Posted by: runner at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (GD0B3)

324 >>>British Intel was loaded with Soviet double agents back then.

Posted by: Reforger

>King Edward VIII was a nazi sympathizer. It's not a big stretch. Chances are he wasn't a fan of Kentucky Jewgrass pickin' and grinnin'.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (D1E+2)

325
Nood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (HdYcL)

326 Nood snap backs.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

327 322 Internet BS?

Oh, Anal Violence tried to say they liked Kirche now. They were instantly cancelled by their fellow leftist mean girls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2026 01:28 PM (uFIgF)

All Vtumors are Troons.

Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (iXqHn)

328 I've always wanted to visit Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore.

Posted by: logprof at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (jo6FO)

329 Fuck Bender, how long is recovery.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:21 PM (h2pEv)

I think you mean refractory period.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)

330 Financially speaking, losing is the best thing for Massie. He will run in 2028 grift millions to win 1.28% of the primary. Then write a book or 3 and spend time doing the podcast circuit.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (b4qzS)

331 And it's a real horrible part of rural Kentucky, too. Earlington.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (BI5O2)

332 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)

I didn't THINK I did...... 😂

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (h2pEv)

333 >>>I can't pass Farcebook's picture guessing shit now.

Facebook is a shitshow.

After my wife passed last year, I contacted Facebook to see about having her Facebook page deleted. I was told I could have it deleted, or have it memorialize. I told them I'd like it deleted.

A few hours later, I got an email from Facebook, which said:

Congratulations, Linda! Your Facebook page has been memorialized! Let us know if we can be of further assistance!

~ Facebook Team

Posted by: one hour sober at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (J4Dwc)

334 @302

>> Fuck Bender, how long is recovery.

8-10 weeks as I also damage my gastrocnemius.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2026 01:32 PM (cWRGB)

335 I disagree. “Hoo-ha” has a very specific meaning. Words mean things. And hoo-has can be very mean too, I reckon

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2026 01:15 PM (uGukK)

Hoo-ha dentata?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (Kdi1r)

336 Was informed that it was actually the top of my achilles ... had no idea it was that long.
Posted by: ShainS

Not gonna make the cheap, easy joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2026 01:33 PM (+hIS8)

337 Nood snapbacks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 20, 2026 01:38 PM (Kdi1r)

338 Hadrian the Seventh

Since George I?

I count 5 good monarchs afterwards. But Charles III (what a wanker to take that regal name!) erases their memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2026 01:45 PM (u82oZ)

339 We need this new bootlicker. Not some guy with a dead wife. Push back against foreign governments involvement and influence is NOT MAGA!.
Everyone know we've always been at war with Eastasia

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 20, 2026 01:46 PM (2cvSc)

340 I miss the AoSHQ podcast, it was hilarious. The "thought-leading Thought Leaders" bit still makes me chuckle.
Posted by: pookysgirl, feeling nostalgic at May 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

I liked it too- even with Gabe. But, I think ace felt self conscious speaking. Maybe we need to pitch a podcast where he and garrett just call each other gay all hour and discuss beauty and shelving tips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

Ace needs a vtuber Avatar like Nux or an image like Mauler no matter how primitive. He could then show up on podcast collabs however he wanted to.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)

341 Financially speaking, losing is the best thing for Massie. He will run in 2028 grift millions to win 1.28% of the primary. Then write a book or 3 and spend time doing the podcast circuit.

Posted by: Heroq at May 20, 2026 01:29 PM (b4qzS)

Probably not - mavericks are of no use once they are out of power to anyone. Unless he hooks some sap backer he's done. Obviously if he collected millions for one seat he's not into 'small, populist, libertarian government'

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)

342 COAST OF GARY IS A STUPID IDIOT AND SUCKS AT LIFE

Posted by: GigantorX at May 20, 2026 01:56 PM (dyRAU)

343 The surprise for me is that there is still a "Lincoln Project." Who knew?

I hope anti-semites and podcasters are having meltdowns. Popping xanax with box wine and screaming while incontinent.

It's almost as good as election day. Bibi won! Squee!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 20, 2026 01:16 PM (WONhk)

Is there? I mean anyone can put up a web site or blog and pretend there is an organization around it.

Seems they are so out of touch they aren't even lunging for the current zany influencers or anti Jew stuff and are still just reflexive GOPe

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

344 Massie is an American patriot. You're Israel first. If Massie is a "Nazi", the Nazi's are the good guys in this story.

Posted by: Dredd at May 20, 2026 02:06 PM (h71MM)

345 It's Raul Castro they want. So Delta? Seal Team? Rangers?

Posted by: JAVEMS at May 20, 2026 02:27 PM (GxJkO)

346 Friends of Massie among the followers of one second-string podcasters vow never to vote again because this primary election proves that voting doesn't matter.

Posted by: KT at May 20, 2026 02:41 PM (rdeQO)

347 0.0026%.
0.0387%.

No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.

You're totally leaving out the influence they have with their brain-control rays. That's the real power here.

Posted by: GWB at May 20, 2026 02:54 PM (kU0PQ)

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