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Goodbye Massie: Decision Desk Projects Ed Gallrein will be the Republican Nominee for KY-4
Fox Calls It Too

projectedwinnergallrein.jpg

Fox just called it for Gallrein.

Posted by: JackStraw (hophead)

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey-ey-ey, goodbye...

Henry Olsen

@henryolsenEPPC

44m

Very bad sign for Massie: Gallrein leads by 10% in the copious early vote from Kenton. This is where Massie needed to win big.

NBC News is noticing underperformance for Massie and overperformance for Gallrein in rural areas.

Posted by: whig

@EricLDaugh

25m

🚨 JUST NOW: NBC reports that Ed Gallrein is out-performing SENATE candidate Andy Barr in some Kentucky locations, who was also endorsed by Trump

Gallrein is winning the early and election day vote in key counties, with more expected to come in

Massie needs election day strength to flip the race

Posted by: whig

And they called the race for Andy Barr, commenters report.


Massie's army of RaNd PaUl!!! spammers and Middle Eastern bots are insisting that his posting of a 2022 endorsement with the date stripped off while pretending it's a current endorsement was Akshually True In a Way, If You Think About It.

As I said: the mass text Massie sent out to voters had the 2022 date of the article stripped off, deceiving people into thinking it was a current endorsement.


Massie will move to California or Turkey so he can be closer to his donors.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Copious like Katy Tur's boobs?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (CNl8/)

2 Whoa hoe!

Posted by: Hamitchell at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (nQm/s)

3 Buh,-,bye

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (gu0hJ)

4
(sorry for the repost , but...hygene , man @)

ace, you guys need to do some cleanup on the last Massie thread...

seriously

(XZjgl)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

5 If the copious vote continues Massie will need copium

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:18 PM (gu0hJ)

6 Hopefully we can start getting rid of the rest of the treasonous fucks in Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:18 PM (ExV1e)

7 Excellent.
*rubs hands together*

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

8 Don't count the chickens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

9

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (PiwSw)

10 You know who is pulling the strings.

*touches nose*

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)

11 Massie's army of RaNd PaUl!!! spammers and Middle Eastern bots are insisting that his posting of a 2022 endorsement with the date stripped off while pretending it's a current endorsement was Aksually True In a Way, If You Think About It.

A lie of omission...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

12 How can he be losing??!! He got the coveted Cucker Tarlson, Cenk Uygur, Ro Khanna endorsements!!11!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)

13 It appears the Massholes are as crazed as the followers of Luap Nor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (gu0hJ)

14 10 You know who is pulling the strings.

*touches nose*

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:19 PM (4NO2D)

Makes me think of my Queen...

Posted by: King Chucky at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

15 his posting of a 2022 endorsement with the date stripped off ...

Now, that is truly a Deep Fake! Where did he get the technology?

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (oAqqA)

16 Looks like Mike Collins is running away with GA senate nom

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (YZ0Fo)

17 Hopefully
Don't they still have like 30 days to find votes for a candidate?

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

18 1 Copious like Katy Tur's boobs?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:16 PM (CNl8/)

They're not exactly Khazar milkers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

19 @10 the third base coach?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (gu0hJ)

20 Copious

things could get messy

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

21 "Don't count the chickens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Are you saying it's not time to go plucking each other's pullets?

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

22 Some good news from X


New York Post
@nypost
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered https://trib.al/yB70o7u

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)

23 Someone's touching the money, you never touch the money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

24 In his famous speech about why liberals lie, Evan Sayet cites Goodbye Stranger as an example of the nihilistic mind rot infecting the culture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)

25 >>>16 Looks like Mike Collins is running away with GA senate nom

Good, I think. Right? I heard he was the conservative one.

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (1wjle)

26 "Are you saying it's not time to go plucking each other's pullets?"

It's time to pull each others mullet?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (zBgIx)

27 If you count chickens before they hatch, you are actually just counting eggs.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

28 >>>24 In his famous speech about why liberals lie, Evan Sayet cites Goodbye Stranger as an example of the nihilistic mind rot infecting the culture.

but it's bouncy

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (1wjle)

29 @22 oh no, no more Ken Burns? What will we do?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:23 PM (gu0hJ)

30 Good, I think. Right? I heard he was the conservative one.
Posted by: ace the millennial

Ya seemed so. Ole coach Dooley is too but he's a distant third.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

31 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

32
The deepest of Deep Fakes occurred in the 2020 election and it was this:

Joe Biden received 81 million votes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (mNkoV)

33 The exact same Massholes insisting Ro Khanna's tongue bath of Massie wasn't AKSHUALLY an endorsement are insisting that Massie posting an endorsement from 2022 with the date deleted is totally fine.

The Massholes are already melting down about AIPAC and dirty Jew money buying the election.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (lCHt6)

34 25 >>>16 Looks like Mike Collins is running away with GA senate nom

Good, I think. Right? I heard he was the conservative one.
Posted by: ace the millennial quipster

Yes. Buddy Carter was a fake reach around across the aisle and Dooley was put in as a spoiler to force a runoff. A fired assistant football coach and Vince Dooley's son.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)

35 Please Lord

Make Massie the new Mondale,

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (F0j7f)

36 I think GOD wants Pratt to win.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (XAqbL)

37 Andy Barr won the Kentucky Republican Senate primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)

38 >>In his famous speech about why liberals lie, Evan Sayet cites Goodbye Stranger as an example of the nihilistic mind rot infecting the culture.


I can't with the Cheap Trick...they opened for EVERYONE from like 1987 - 1994 or so.

All along the East Coast. LI venues. Hartford, Brendan Byrne...you couldn't fucking escape them.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (9maW1)

39 @34 whig, wasn't Dooley Kemp's boy?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (gu0hJ)

40 The Massholes are already melting down about AIPAC and dirty Jew money buying the election.

==

why do they care so much ??

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

41 Yeah, the Ken Burns Jazz documentary really helped me cope with the trauma of 2001.

Moreso than Brintey Spears and the python.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (qwx/I)

42 The Lego Deep Fakes thing is fucking hysterical, btw.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (9maW1)

43 Anyone else here a strange drip around here?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (Sco7b)

44 New York Post
@nypost
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered


This is terrible! How will we ever get reliable, unbiased news as well as insightful, trenchant opinion pieces about the world around us?

Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

45 NBC News:
Gallrein - 56.5%
Massie - 43.5%
20.8% Reporting

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

46
I'm glad I don't know anything about Massie except what I've read here. One less problem to worry about!

Also, is anyone catching up on the San Diego mosque shooting yesterday? Lauren Chen says those two guys were a transgender couple.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:27 PM (n7rxJ)

47 That is all the Left and Massie fan-boys do - deflect and lie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:28 PM (F0j7f)

48 If PBS fails where will I see the hotness of Nina Totenberg?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:28 PM (gu0hJ)

49 16 Looks like Mike Collins is running away with GA senate nom
Posted by: BruceWayne
=====
Georgia is a runoff state so it takes 50 percent +1 to avoid that. We will see if Collins can meet that. Same with Burt Jones. Early on reports from rural areas and we won't see urban/suburban Atlanta until later. Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

50 "Very bad sign for Massie: Gallrein leads by 10% in the copious early vote from Kenton. This is where Massie needed to win big."


Not sure why they are saying this as kenton county went for Trump by 21 points in 2024. Am I missing some late breaking news?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (0N4FZ)

51 "@nicksortor
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters

Why, you ask?

BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.

California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (vbXSk)

52 Got caught on bad in the weather today.

At different points on a 35 mile ride I got rained on, snowed on and hailed on. Started out at 50 degrees and ended up getting back at 40 degrees.

Good thing I forget to pack a shell.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (9maW1)

53 Massie loses, Islamic lobby will be pissed ! Trita Parsi, Ro Khanna, Chunky Yogurt, Cucker Tarlson will be inconsolable!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

54 >>BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.


What would that even mean?

2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?

A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?

Something else?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (9maW1)

55 All of the Bulwark types that constantly refer to Massie as "principled" are utterly humiliated AGAIN.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (xverI)

56 Moreso than Brintey Spears and the python.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:26 PM (qwx/I)


Natasja Kinski and the serpent was a better shot

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (rbvCR)

57 BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.


What would that even mean?

2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?

A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?

Something else?
Posted by: garrett at May

It's like a choose your own adventure book.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

58 The DeNial flows heavy with Copium

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (F0j7f)

59 39 @34 whig, wasn't Dooley Kemp's boy?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. Dooleys pushed Kemp for SoS and later as Governor when he was a state senator representing Athens/Oconee County. Vince Dooley's wife back in the day ran for Congress (lost) and was a political talk show host in Athens for years.

Pushing Dooley's son for Senate by joint campaigning with him was Kemp's f/u to Trump.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

60 @52 -- happened to me when I was stationed in Anchorage. You'd have thought you'd get better weather in Alaska.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (qwx/I)

61 @nicksortor
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters

Why, you ask?

BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.

California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek
=====

Thought they were already named

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM (/lPRQ)

62 From X citing NBC News

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
25m
🚨 JUST NOW: NBC reports that Ed Gallrein is out-performing SENATE candidate Andy Barr in some Kentucky locations, who was also endorsed by Trump

Gallrein is winning the early and election day vote in key counties, with more expected to come in

Massie needs election day strength to flip the race

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

63 All of the Bulwark types that constantly refer to Massie as "principled" are utterly humiliated AGAIN.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM


LNSSEODQY

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)

64 Moreso than Brintey Spears and the python.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Natasja Kinski and the serpent was a better shot
Posted by: Kindltot

Selma Hayek in Dusk til Dawn has entered the chat.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

65 >> happened to me when I was stationed in Anchorage. You'd have thought you'd get better weather in Alaska.


The Hinge Seasons are sketchy at best.
Even when you check the Weather, Radar and View...it's best to assume it's all gonna go to shit in 15 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (9maW1)

66 Andy Barr is called for the nomination in Kentucky to replace Mitch McConnell. Easy win.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

67
Yeah, the Ken Burns Jazz documentary really helped me cope with the trauma of 2001.

__________

What was that? A bunch of black guys saying, "Heh, heh, heh, yeaaahhhh."?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (HdYcL)

68
I hope Massie loses his ass.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (3ek7K)

69 Say what you like about Massie, at least he's not a zero percent voter for Trump like Paxton is.

I, myself, have voted with President Trump 99% of the time!

Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

70 @nypost
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered https://trib.al/yB70o7u


Why, that can't be right. Every pledge drive they talk about how much they need my money because gov't funding is such a tiny percentage of their budget.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (vTZFs)

71 Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

72 I hope Massie loses his pinecone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (F0j7f)

73 Funny from X

0HOUR1@0hour1
Massie should have just started a compound like David Koresh.

Pinecone King."

Someone added that makes Massie's Nasties into Pine Nuts.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)

74 54 >>BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.


What would that even mean?

2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?

A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?

Something else?
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:30 PM (9maW1)

2 men...one who really wanted to be a girl...the other uncertain.

I'd bet a couple like the Kirk murderer...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (tOcjL)

75 Why all this love for Katy Tur suddenly?

Does nobody think of me?

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

76 "A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?
Something else?" Posted by: garrett

idk, mix and match, maybe they take turns on top. The wrestler looked white, but seemed to have tight braided hair, like corn ? whatever blacks called it. Lesbian trans "fake" girls ... didn't take their murderous escapade very seriously (or they would have killed many more), fortunately for the Muslims.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (vbXSk)

77
Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

____________

Salon is still in business? Well, I never!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (HdYcL)

78 67
Yeah, the Ken Burns Jazz documentary really helped me cope with the trauma of 2001.

__________

What was that? A bunch of black guys saying, "Heh, heh, heh, yeaaahhhh."?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:34 PM (HdYcL)

Made me think of this for some reason...
https://youtu.be/3woPVQExDsQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

79 75 Does nobody think of me?

Katy Tur doesn't have a lantern jaw.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:36 PM (gtcuf)

80 If Salon merged with Vice, no one would notice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (F0j7f)

81 @nicksortor
3h 🚨 JUST IN: San Diego Police are FLAT OUT REFUSING to name yesterday's mosque shooters

Why, you ask?

BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.

California leftists are ACTIVELY COVERING UP trans vioIence."
Posted by: illiniwek
=====

Thought they were already named

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:31 PM


They were, it was a couple of hispanic looking kids. One of the moms came out and said they took her guns and she was worried and called the cops but it was too late to find them. From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)

82 More amusements today,

ABC News
@ABC
·
18h
As many as 19 members of the Congressional Black Caucus — almost a third of its membership — are at risk of losing their seats through the 2028 cycle.
=====
Of course, the media and those Dems ignore the 4 black Republican GOP members that have been banned from joining the Congressional Black Caucus.



Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)

83 Lying about endorsements in the last minute doesn't sound like a campaign sure of itself.
Pearls are like chains, I need pleasure and pain
youtu.be/_dl1OIJkDaU

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

84 Last Updated: May 19, 2026, 7:37 PM
49% est. reporting

Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Ed Gallrein
GOP 32,884 55.2%
Thomas Massie *
GOP 26,675 44.8%
Total 59,559

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (tOcjL)

85 This relates to one of ace's earlier posts on certain "youths" and violent activities. Just dug into an old 80s-early 90s mix of hip hop & rap from my college years. Something stands out - almost every bit of the popular stuff was on the happy, goofy silly side. I selectively enjoyed quite a bit back then and still do despite being an old school rocker. But then things changed as the genres gained more widespread popularity traction - it turned more and more filthy crude and violent. Hip hop died off and rappers attacked one another in "songs" and in the streets. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Jarhead at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (hyQrc)

86 Did Cheap Tramp ever open for Supertrick?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

87
From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)

____________

Isn't that sweet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (HdYcL)

88 From DataRepublican

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
·
19m
Absent some miracle, Massie loses.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)

89 If Salon merged with Vice, no one would notice.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Would it make a noise?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (YZ0Fo)

90 idk, mix and match, maybe they take turns on top. The wrestler looked white, but seemed to have tight braided hair, like corn ? whatever blacks called it. Lesbian trans "fake" girls ... didn't take their murderous escapade very seriously (or they would have killed many more), fortunately for the Muslims.
Posted by: illiniwek

They killed almost as many trannies as mosque-goers.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (ftFVW)

91 >>🚨 JUST NOW: NBC reports that Ed Gallrein is out-performing SENATE candidate Andy Barr in some Kentucky locations, who was also endorsed by Trump

My pinecone is feeling frisky.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (viF8m)

92 They were, it was a couple of hispanic looking kids. One of the moms came out and said they took her guns and she was worried and called the cops but it was too late to find them. From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)

Yes, one had the last name of Velazquez. Totes white.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

93 >>>DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
·
19m
Absent some miracle, Massie loses.

nice

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (1wjle)

94 Why, that can't be right. Every pledge drive they talk about how much they need my money because gov't funding is such a tiny percentage of their budget.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM



Trump's tariffs have driven up the price of the giveaway tote bags.

Posted by: toby928(c) at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (4NO2D)

95
The mother needs to spend the rest of her worthless life in prison.

The guns should have been locked up.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (3ek7K)

96 Is it 3am yet?

Posted by: Massie Election HQ at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (oAqqA)

97 Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered

-
There's going to be a smug shortage?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (ndZc7)

98 Read no release of names because juveniles, yet take it they are 18

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

99 Valon? Sice? Korva Coleman, tell us what to think!!!

Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

100 Feel kinda bad for Cameron in Kentucky -- seems like a good candidate but can't get over the hump. He was hot stuff in 2020.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (qwx/I)

101
Of course, the media and those Dems ignore the 4 black Republican GOP members that have been banned from joining the Congressional Black Caucus.

They wouldn't allow Steve Cohen to join either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

102 Keisha Lance Bottoms is cruising to the ga dem gov nom.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

103 Sooo....putting this very carefully....is it possible at least a couple of trannies finally figured out that Islam is not their friend?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (lHPJf)

104 86 Did Cheap Tramp ever open for Supertrick?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

105 @36

>>I think GOD wants Pratt to win.

Karen Bass will win by something slightly less than a landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (XV/Pl)

106 Test

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (/lPRQ)

107 What ever became of losing gracefully and congratulating your opponent when they whipped your ass?

Posted by: What Ever Became... at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (7d1L5)

108 They were, it was a couple of hispanic looking kids. One of the moms came out and said they took her guns and she was worried and called the cops but it was too late to find them. From the pictures of them they could be a "trans" couple.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:37 PM (0N4FZ)

Yeah, the one Cain kid looked liberal chick "pretty."

And who goes out in a blaze of glory with another dude? That's a lot of trust and secret-keeping.

Also, this hasn't been on the news 24-7 like we'd expect. Something's fishy.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Sco7b)

109 If Salon merged with Vice, no one would notice.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Would it make a noise?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:38 PM


Pfffft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

110 @MyLordBebo

ENRAGING - BRIT STABBED BY THE SIKH COURT VIDEO BITS:

Mr Nowak can be heard saying “can’t breathe.”

Police put handcuffs on Mr Nowak, who was lying on his side, telling officers he had been stabbed and that he could not breathe.

The officer told Mr Nowak that he was under arrest for suspicion of assault.

Mr Nowak repeated that he had been stabbed.

A male voice said: “I don’t think you have, mate.”

-> He drowned in own blood, as his lungs filled with blood … and died while the cops handcuffed him for racism.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Dv3i1)

111 "Thought they were already named"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

At least one was. I guess he is saying the police are not naming them. Perhaps other sources have outed their names, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (vbXSk)

112 Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

----
Bless their cold, shriveled, dead hearts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (gnNyN)

113 >>Absent some miracle, Massie loses.


If the rumors are true...

and he was banging Lauren Boebert.

Is he really?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (9maW1)

114
Bloodbath brews at NPR due to federal funding cut - as 300 buyouts offered

____________

Where will I learn about Palestinian day care and literacy programs in Nicaragua, narrated by some limp-voiced AWFL?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (HdYcL)

115 107 What ever became of losing gracefully and congratulating your opponent when they whipped your ass?

It still exists in hockey's handshake line.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (gtcuf)

116 Feel kinda bad for Cameron in Kentucky -- seems like a good candidate but can't get over the hump. He was hot stuff in 2020.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

He was a long time Turtle aide. Pass.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 07:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

117 If Salon merged with Vice, no one would notice.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Would it make a noise?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Yes, like squishing mud.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ftFVW)

118
What would that even mean?

2 Guys that are BOTH Trans?

A Guy and a Girl who both swapped Genders?

Something else?
Posted by: garrett

===============

Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)

119 Andy Barr won the Kentucky Republican Senate primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)


Are we pleased by that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)

120 So. A pair of fags. Who could have guessed.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

121 I don't get it:
how could the cryptonazi with all that Paki bot farm support be losing?

Twitter votes are too real votes!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (73/SM)

122 Rumored shootings in San Diego ...
Xcancel linky in nic.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (/lPRQ)

123 Clay Travis just called it a Massey loss.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (Dd38x)

124 119 Andy Barr won the Kentucky Republican Senate primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:25 PM (gu0hJ)

Are we pleased by that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (ExV1e)

Trump endorsed him, I think...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (tOcjL)

125 -> He drowned in own blood, as his lungs filled with blood … and died while the cops handcuffed him for racism.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM (Dv3i1)

This is where those cops should be held to account...made to spend the rest of their lives in PMITA prison or worse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

126 Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)


Don't feel bad. Neither can they.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (lHPJf)

127 Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)


Just like every single election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (ExV1e)

128 Supertramp - Goodbye Stranger

Goodbye Toby - The Office US

----------

Can we haz Weird Al Parody entitled "Goodbye, Yellow-Dick Toad?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)

129 >>Are we pleased by that?


Be cooler if it was Martin Barre.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (9maW1)

130 Ratshitberger is a distant third behind Jones and Jackson in the Georgia Rep governor primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (gu0hJ)

131 Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

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Water Main Breaks FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)

132
"Thought they were already named"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

At least one was. I guess he is saying the police are not naming them. Perhaps other sources have outed their names, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek

===============

Both names are sitting right there on X.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (n7rxJ)

133 NBC:
Gallrein - 54.4%
Massie - 45.6%
46.7% expected votes in (Est. remaining 63,000)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (6ydKt)

134 1 Copious like Katy Tur's boobs?
Posted by: Mark1971
---

Read her question at the other thread.

One. Dumbass. Broad.
Don't tell me there was no casting couch involved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (vd7PM)

135 Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)

One thing that makes Hollywood the best is the establishment of which character likes what put into which orifice by which people and - or things and how.

It really removes the guesswork.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 07:44 PM (Sco7b)

136
Wait, an avalanche of votes from Possum Snot County will save Massie!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL)

137 A male voice said: “I don’t think you have, mate.”
-> He drowned in own blood as his lungs filled with blood … and died while the cops handcuffed him for racism.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 19, 2026 07:40 PM


A man's got to know his priorities.

Posted by: Metropolitan Detective Harry O'Callahan at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

138 Decision Desk HQ projects Ed Gallrein wins the KY US House 4 Republican Primary

Posted by: TRex - dino election monitor at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

139 Last Updated: May 19, 2026, 7:45 PM
53% est. reporting

Candidates Party Votes Pct.
Ed Gallrein
GOP 35,099 54.8%
Thomas Massie *
GOP 28,914 45.2%
Total 64,013
* Incumbent

Election Date: 5/19/2026

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (tOcjL)

140 Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)

------------

Mentally-Ill Opposites Don't Attract.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (kUM31)

141 goodbye lil miss massie! To bad we had to know you at all.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (zBgIx)

142 From site:
Replying to @amuse
If the boy is now a girl and the girl is now a boy, what have they accomplished by being trans?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

143 BECAUSE IT WAS A TRANS COUPLE.

-
Suspicious pictures.

https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38

-
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)

144 Yep, this needs a skull, man!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (GD0B3)

145 50 "Very bad sign for Massie: Gallrein leads by 10% in the copious early vote from Kenton. This is where Massie needed to win big."


Not sure why they are saying this as kenton county went for Trump by 21 points in 2024. Am I missing some late breaking news?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (0N4FZ)

==========================

Democrat votes are irrelevant. This is a Republican primary. Trump by 21 just means there's more Republicans - meaning there are a lot of R primary votes there.

Massie needed to win big in the high population areas, and he's losing across the board.

The Masshole meltdown is already happening and it's glorious.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (AjL/0)

146 Oh, please!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (WONhk)

147
Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

_____________

Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (HdYcL)

148 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (gu0hJ)

149 @64 you beat me to the punch... Salma Hyeck.... snakes...

Posted by: SecretSquirrel at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (PuONP)

150 BREAKING: Thomas “Pinecone” Massie @RepThomasMassie has lost re-election in Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District.

@EdGallrein is the GOP nominee.

Total Trump Revenge Tour Victory!

Total DEFEAT for the Woke Reich & Islamic/Iranian lobby!

The Trump curse is alive & well

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)

151 Sooo....putting this very carefully....is it possible at least a couple of trannies finally figured out that Islam is not their friend?
Posted by: Dr. T

Maybe they remembered Pulse Nightclub ?

Missed the ten year anniversary by... about a month.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (/lPRQ)

152 From site:
Replying to @amuse
If the boy is now a girl and the girl is now a boy, what have they accomplished by being trans?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

They've rediscovered heterosexuality.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (YibKv)

153 131 Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

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Water Main Breaks FTW!
Posted by: ShainS
======
That is the nice thing about paper ballots, they don't fail. Some weird shit has been going on with Ratshitburger's (Georgia's corrupt and evil Sec. of State, nominally R) secret tabulation room. Some were allowed access and then the judge overturned his own order today granting access when it was too late for those wanting access to appeal. Nasty FULTON country fuckup judges. Whole county needs to be fumigated of rotten officials.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (E4rtv)

154 128 Supertramp - Goodbye Stranger

Goodbye Toby - The Office US

----------

Can we haz Weird Al Parody entitled "Goodbye, Yellow-Dick Toad?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (kUM31)

There ARE some things AI is good at doing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

155 that was supposed to be in quotes!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

156
Don't get your hopes up.

Incoming trunks full of ballots for Massass.

It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)

157 Wait, an avalanche of votes from Possum Snot County will save Massie!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL)

------------

Where are the Dukes of Hazard City when you need them?

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (kUM31)

158 Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)

Used to be a couple like that up the street from me. One was a gay guy who dressed like a woman but had a big brushy mustache. The other was a woman who had her breasts chopped off (one of my neighbors saw her with her shirt off and saw the scars) and dressed like a guy. A process server kept trying to come around serving papers to the guy that dressed like a woman, for child support, of all things.

Nobody on our street could figure out what was attracted to what. Eventually they broke up and last I heard the guy who dressed like a woman was living on the streets and the woman with her breasts chopped off had gone home to her rich parents in California.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gtcuf)

159 >>Polls aren't closed in Fulton and Cobb at the very least due to voting problems and a judicial order keeping the polls open.

Every frigging election cycle Democrats prove they can do something as simple as running an election but they insist we should let them run the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)

160 148 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Take the time out and be yourself
youtu.be/NBVlr9t7fs

Posted by: gKWVE quoting Q Lazzarus for no real reason at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

161 DDHQ calls it.
Massie's gone.

Now, expect him to go away quietly.

OK. I made that up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)

162
Salon is calling for "Nuremberg Style" trials of southerners who support Trump.

“It is time for the North to pull up to the South. It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama. It is time for all of us to come to Georgia, to Louisiana, to Tennessee, to Mississippi, and let them know exactly what they have on court with this injustice,” Ocasio-Cortez said to a crowd in Alabama.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

163 StopAntisemitism
@StopAntisemites
San Antonio residents - meet Maureen Galindo, a Democratic Congressional candidate in your district.

Maureen pledges to send American Zionists to internment camp. She also states a Jewish cabal controls Hollywood, the media & local politicians.

Her runoff election is May 26th.

-
Reasonable contrary opinions will be ignored.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (ndZc7)

164 I, too, consistently overperform to the delight of my lovely ladies.

Posted by: THE Paolo at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)

165 decision desk projects Massie loses to Gallrein.

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (1wjle)

166 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM


Was that the live on-the-hoof weight?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

167 156
Don't get your hopes up.

Incoming trunks full of ballots for Massass.

It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K)

Nah, he's made too many enemies, and McConnell is about gone...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)

168 Trump endorsed him, I think...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (tOcjL)


Ah. One of my lunatic sisters in law just moved to Kentucky. I hope he wins the general and becomes the most conservative Senator in the history of the country.

That would make me smile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (ExV1e)

169 BREAKING: Thomas “Pinecone” Massie @RepThomasMassie has lost re-election in Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District.

@EdGallrein is the GOP nominee.

Total Trump Revenge Tour Victory!

Total DEFEAT for the Woke Reich & Islamic/Iranian lobby!

The Trump curse is alive & well
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (GD0B3)

Could one of you young Ladies please post a "Victory Boob" pic? Do it for Bulg!! Pleaeeeezzzz!???

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (zBgIx)

170 Ace has updated the content.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

171
Suspicious pictures.

https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38

-
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

===============

I just saw a ***supposed*** excerpt from a manifesto. Didn't like Muslims.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (n7rxJ)

172 161 DDHQ calls it.
Massie's gone.

Now, expect him to go away quietly.

OK. I made that up.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)

He's literally voted against us every vote...so nothing changes...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)

173 Gallrein - 54.0%
Massie - 46.0%
60.3% expected votes in (Est. remaining 49,000)

I’m thinking Gallrein is going to win this one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

174 I am waiting for the official AP, or whatever announcement...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)

175 LOOK UP EVERYBODY!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)

176 John Cornyn, call your office...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (CwhoI)

177 I think it is legal for sodomite transexual deviants to kill muslims in California.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner, Sex Weirdo at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (7d1L5)

178 Trump using the pimp hand on these GOPe types.

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (YwEeS)

179 If trannies kill muzzies, I believe the MSM stylebook calls for blaming guns.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (gtcuf)

180 Ratshitberger is a distant third behind Jones and Jackson in the Georgia Rep governor primary
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (gu0hJ)


May the GOPe die. May they be forgotten. May the remainder of their lives be miserable.

https://youtu.be/xGytDsqkQY8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (ExV1e)

181 ..and then I saw the update.
Glad to see Massie out.


Cornyn next.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt)

182 I am waiting for the official AP, or whatever announcement...
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM


Cautious. We like that in a man.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

183 HAHAHAH!! Fuck Massie, the Woke Reich and Islamo-nazi fagggz who raised their ugly mugs to support this creepy, corrupt loser.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (GD0B3)

184
 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM

___________

Was that the gutter or the guttee?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (HdYcL)

185

It feels like back when Harry Browne was bullshitting everyone about LUNBERTARIANS.

It attracts hacks.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (et1vG)

186 massie more like lassie amirite

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:51 PM (1wjle)

187 The Pinecone has fallen to the ground.

Posted by: Disappointed Squirrel at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)

188 The mother needs to spend the rest of her worthless life in prison.
The guns should have been locked up.
Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:39 PM (3ek7K)


anything to prevent the free ownership of firearms, I agree. Maybe we could implement some sort of Red-Flag law as well, that encompasses everyone who has access to the residence.
Freedom comes from proper application of the rule of law after all, and our goal should be for zero risk. Nothing less is acceptable.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (rbvCR)

189 >>DDHQ calls it.


Fuck those Cuckolds and Fags.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (9maW1)

190 *ace is trying to fit a flaming pinecone on a a skull...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

191 "Incoming trunks full of ballots for Massass.
It ain't over until the last vehicle pulls in."
Posted by: four seasons

Fortunately KY does not have a Phillie or Detroit.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (vbXSk)

192 Lassie was no bitch like Massie...

Posted by: steevy at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (YwEeS)

193 If the rumors are true...

and he was banging Lauren Boebert.

Is he really?
Posted by: garrett
---

Well, he was rubbing up against her for sure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (vd7PM)

194
I am waiting for the official AP, or whatever announcement...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)

___________

Fox has already called it for the Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)

195 Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yep but the Democrats are now smuggling in ringers to run as Republicans in states where they can't win directly. Lots of nasty stuff going in Georgia including state Supreme Court races where Stacey Abram's sister (a federal judge) issued an injunction preventing the judicial ethics board of Georgia from slapping two democrat supporter judicial candidates with sanctions.

The two female candidates were telling voters how they would rule on abortion if elected.

Fani Willis funded a challenger to a Court of Appeals judge who authored the opinion that made her step down from the fake electors case.

And the Georgia sitting secretary of state is running for governor and refused to recuse from the election. His key aide is running for secretary of state and likewise refused to recuse from the election. Thoroughly corrupt behavior aided by an AG that hears no evil and sees no evil, and a corrupt pos Governor.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (E4rtv)

196 Gallrein sounds like a Klingon name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (Cqx++)

197 Rand Paul is up for reelection in 2028. Will Trump try to oust him too?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)

198 goodbye massie
it's been nice
hope you find your
paradise

tried to see you
point of view
hope your dreams
all come true

Posted by: ace the millennial quipster at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (1wjle)

199 We've gone red text, people!

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (VHUov)

200 Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (HdYcL)


Not true. Only the ones which get voting time extended.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (ExV1e)

201 What is this? Just because someone disagrees with the President on some things is no reason to target them and ruin their political career. Who does the President think he is anyway? King?

Kudos, CNN! Call me!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

202 I just saw a ***supposed*** excerpt from a manifesto. Didn't like Muslims.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:49 PM


I have not seen that. I did see that the san diego sheriff was calling it a "hate crime" and was going to continue to investigate. Not sure what else he can do if both of the perps are mort.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (0N4FZ)

203 He was a long time Turtle aide. Pass.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Hamburger Helper >>> Turtle Aid

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)

204 Luap Dnar in 2028!

Posted by: Luap Dnar Fanatic and Serial Grifter at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (7d1L5)

205 How's that TDS working out for people?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (9maW1)

206 Fox has already called it for the Democrats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)

I know, I just wanted to use "AP" in a sentence...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)

207 I saw Flaming Pinecone open for Burning Spear, Lee's Palace, Toronto 1987. The fire department was kept busy that night.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 07:54 PM (gtcuf)

208 190 *ace is trying to fit a flaming pinecone on a a skull..
--

Put it in his ear.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (vd7PM)

209 190 *ace is trying to fit a flaming pinecone on a a skull...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

https://youtu.be/UeY_111Wq1E

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

210
Yay! The guy who's betraying us now has been defeated by the guy who will betray us in the future!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (HdYcL)

211 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM

___________

Was that the gutter or the guttee?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

========

Could be a LOT of guts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

212 "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"
^
|
* set to loop *

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (xqQi7)

213 Rand Paul is up for reelection in 2028. Will Trump try to oust him too?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)


Why not...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)

214 Fox just called it for Gallrein.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)

215
Husband just said most people running for office and those already in office aren't even qualified to run a self-service car wash, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)

216 Gallrein sounds like a Klingon name.
Posted by: Bertram


Dwarven. Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Gallrein.....

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (VHUov)

217 >>*ace is trying to fit a flaming pinecone on a a skull..


Joke is on him.

The Drill is set to 'Reverse'.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (9maW1)

218 202 I just saw a ***supposed*** excerpt from a manifesto. Didn't like Muslims.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
----

I'm overcome with sympathy.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (vd7PM)

219 "Libertarians, "SovCits", cut from same cloth. Relegated to 2% of the vote, the former just want no borders, loads of legal narcotics, the latter become SovCits after losing their license and can't/won't pay for insurance and plates. Both are irritating and destined for the dung heap.

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at May 19, 2026 07:56 PM (oftw2)

220 197 Rand Paul is up for reelection in 2028. Will Trump try to oust him too?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 07:53 PM (CNl8/)

Trump may not care at that point.

But you never know what could happen if Rand pisses him off enough.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (6ydKt)

221 DDHQ calls it.
Massie's gone.

Now, expect him to go away quietly.

OK. I made that up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)

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"Join us on MS. NOW next week for the debut of our latest anchor couple -- Candace Owens and Thomas Massie -- on their new show 'The Protocols of The Grifters of Zion (AKA The Final Solution)'."

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (kUM31)

222 148 A guy gutted his trans lover in NYC yesterday. Male to female, weighed about 340.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 07:46 PM (gu0hJ)

What the actual fuck. Of course you know this will be another notch on the "OMGTRANSGENOCIDE" idiots' belts. Bad enough it's grotesque and nasty and evil and fucked up but the trans ideologues will exploit this like Sarah Brady on a pile of kids' corpses after a school shooting.

Posted by: Hate this timeline at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (TbWk/)

223 Gallrein is German for "cleansed of all Galls"

Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker, Somewhere in Flyover Country at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (PiwSw)

224 *Massie HQ, the phone rings, an aide answers it*

Aide: Sir, it's for you

Massie: Who is it?

Aide: It's a Mr Nelson Muntz

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 19, 2026 07:57 PM (lCHt6)

225 Would a simple pudding cup be too much to axe for?

Posted by: Hangry Hank at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (oftw2)

226 Good bye Massie

And I said: "Oh, no, sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh, no, sir, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me?"

Posted by: Massie dances with a pine cone at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (gKWVE)

227 Every frigging election cycle Democrats prove they can do something as simple as running an election but they insist we should let them run the country.
Posted by: JackStraw
======
Would it make you feel better that they hire poll workers from the ACLU and Stacey Abram's organization? Gotta be top people there.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (E4rtv)

228
"I think I've reached my limit.

The latest of trump’s victories against our constitution and the rule of law has made me so angry, and desolate. I just can’t deal with the fact that evil is winning in this country. And I really never use the word evil, but what else do you call a group of people enthralled by and led by a malevolent, sociopath bent on destroying our country. And includes those who refuse to do everything in their power to stop it.

I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."

-- DU commenter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)

229 Just because someone disagrees with the President on some things is no reason to target them and ruin their political career.

What done him in is that his voters DIDN'T disagree with the President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)

230 Can't wait for the book thread!

Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

231 Only 30,000 votes left to count and Gallrein is still leading by 8.8%.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (6ydKt)

232 Massie will move to California or Turkey so he can be closer to his donors.

-----------

"What The F*ck are WE, chopped doggie?" -- North Korea

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (kUM31)

233 Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!


GAY!

Posted by: Senor Chang at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (1wjle)

234 John Cornyn, call your office...

...while you still have one.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (vTZFs)

235 and there I was yesterday at Aldi, looking at pudding cups ... never suspecting that they would be wanted ! Alas!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 19, 2026 07:59 PM (VyBeY)

236 Can't wait for the book thread!

Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

-------------

Forward by Mitt Romney, and Afterward by Jeff Flake.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (kUM31)

237 I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."

-- DU commenter

Cry more, bitchtits.

Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)

238 Who in the hell would actually buy a book by Mike Pence? He has zero constituency.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

239 AWESOME!!!

Thanks, Ace and whig and everyone!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (WONhk)

240 Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Vote integrity has always been a problem everywhere.
Thus is why the vote should always be presumed to be corrupted and allow for poll watchers from time a ballot is dropped into the box until final tabulation. Literally follow the box, watch it get emptied, counted etc.

It's also why electronic voting and remote/mail in voting is inherently corrupt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (/lPRQ)

241 The latest of trump’s victories against our constitution and the rule of law has made me so angry, and desolate. I just can’t deal with the fact that evil is winning in this country. And I really never use the word evil, but what else do you call a group of people enthralled by and led by a malevolent, sociopath bent on destroying our country. And includes those who refuse to do everything in their power to stop it.

I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."

-- DU commenter


Oh good. I was worried we'd left Manicheanism behind in the 3rd century.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (lHPJf)

242 Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)


With a Foreword by Dr. William Kristol!*

*speculation

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (PiwSw)

243 223 Gallrein is German for "cleansed of all Galls"
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker

There's a Gallrein in my pants! That's why Dr. Mommy Jill puts on the Diaperene.

Posted by: Senator Emeritus, DE at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (oftw2)

244 >>Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!


I bet you could buy these at a steep discount, glue the pages together with varnish and market it as a Door Stop and sell more copies than it sells as an actual book.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (9maW1)

245
Cry more, bitchtits.

Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)

_________

What if it's a guy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (HdYcL)

246 "What done him in is that his voters DIDN'T disagree with the President.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

The voters don't know anything about the process. Massie is a professional politician who knows what's best for them.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

247 Gallrein is German for "cleansed of all Galls"
Posted by: Eustace and Ludoveen Fudpucker


I know some surnames are descriptive.....Schwarzkopf: black haired, Klein: small.

Who decides the family name should be "had my gallbladder removed?"

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (VHUov)

248 10 years ago Trump came down he escalator and the smart set laughed hysterically. He's now unquestionably the most powerful national political figure in a generation.

Incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)

249 From the SD of Florida US District Attorney on X

"U.S. Attorney Jason Reding Quiñones
@USAReding

Joe diGenova is off to a fast start building our Criminal Civil Rights Section. He’s already assembled a team of 12 prosecutors, with more joining every week.

Today, he led a productive meeting with half the team in person at the federal courthouse in Fort Pierce and the other half joining by video.

Good things are building in SDFL. 🇺🇸"

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (E4rtv)

250 We can haz flaming skull in honor of massie getting the ole heave ho?

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (zBgIx)

251 Oh good. I was worried we'd left Manicheanism behind in the 3rd century.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Arius at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

252 What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience"

Conservative conservatives, or conserving concerned conservatives?

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (XuXeR)

253 Andersen Cooper is covering this now.

Something for all the 'Ettes to swoon over?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (Sco7b)

254 Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.”

I didn't want it either.

Posted by: Mike Pence's cat at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

255 Who in the hell would actually buy a book by Mike Pence? He has zero constituency.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

It would be like hearing an audio book about Idaho land survey laws read by George Costanza.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)

256 244 >>Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Look What Just Arrived at our Home in Indiana! —the very first copies of my new book, “What Conservatives Believe: Rediscovering the Conservative Conscience.” It will be available where all good books are sold June 2nd! You Can Pre-Order your Copy Today!


I bet you could buy these at a steep discount, glue the pages together with varnish and market it as a Door Stop and sell more copies than it sells as an actual book.
Posted by: garrett
========
Not even good emergency toilet paper. I would not wipe my ass with Pence's ponderings.

Might get ass cancer.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:02 PM (E4rtv)

257 Buh bye, prima donna.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (t+TFX)

258 I think Massie ruined his own career.
He really made an ass of himself over L’Affair Epstein. And then he showed his ass several times over important House votes.

He had it coming with or without Trump getting involved.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (6ydKt)

259 -- DU commenter

[types]
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Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (gtcuf)

260
I hope Massie and Cornyn are blow-out defeats

That should put the fear into the Thune types to pass SAVE I hope

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (iJfKG)

261 "10 years ago Trump came down he escalator and the smart set laughed hysterically. He's now unquestionably the most powerful national political figure in a generation."

Oh come on! He's hill-z-bubs stalking horse!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (zBgIx)

262 239 AWESOME!!!

Thanks, Ace and whig and everyone!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
======
Thank the voters in Massie's district. They are the real winners getting rid of a useless representative that failed to represent them.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (E4rtv)

263
Mike Pence and his beard are bugeyed pieces of shit. I never understood whyTrump chose him.

I have always been suspicious of people who espouse their religion.

You live it as an example.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (3ek7K)

264 A very early call on this.

The Q is, what comes next for Thomas Massie who is still a member of Congress for 6 months?

The Trump paradox. At his weakest moment, Trump is strongest with his base. They are his soldiers.

CNN

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (NFX2v)

265 Mike Pence knows of what he speaks about conservatism. He even taught me a few things, and I sent him some recipes.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

266 >>Joe diGenova is off to a fast start building our Criminal Civil Rights Section. He’s already assembled a team of 12 prosecutors, with more joining every week.

Brought in a prosecutor yesterday who is a specialist in constitutional rights.

Now why would they be building a civil rights division in Florida?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m)

267 I know, I know, wait until the midterms. But the anger and helplessness I feel in the face of this never ending and all encompassing injustice is really eating at me."

-- DU commenter

========

"A guy I hated until yesterday lost a primary for a party I don't support in a state I don't live in. The world is ending"

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

268 [types]
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Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (gtcuf)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (Sco7b)

269 He had it coming with or without Trump getting involved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

But Massie just had to FAFO and get the Trump curse on him to seal his retirement from office.

Maybe he can join MTG and her new husband in Costa Rica as a throuple.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)

270 Thank the voters in Massie's district. They are the real winners getting rid of a useless representative that failed to represent them.

==


I wast told nothing will happen.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)

271 The Cafe is live.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (ExV1e)

272 Watched a cool video last night where these two guys went camping in Yellowstone three times, once using 1925 gear, once with 1975 gear and once with modern gear. In the 1925 segment they had a choice of wiping with rocks or leaves. (Both chose rocks. "I never heard of a poison rock.")

Anyway, Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (gtcuf)

273 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

274 Cry more, bitchtits.

Posted by: Go to Canada, get MAID at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (TbWk/)

_________

What if it's a guy?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM


According to the Star Fleet Archive, that is an epithet aimed at men (Michael Moore was a late 20th-Century/early 21st-Century example).

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)

275 "Thank the voters in Massie's district. They are the real winners getting rid of a useless representative that failed to represent them."

It would appear that this time, Steiner did show up.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (zBgIx)

276 Now why would they be building a civil rights division in Florida?
Posted by: JackStraw


Florida?
Leading state in the nation for civil rights violations.

If corrupt cops will rummage through the former First Lady's undies imagine what they do to the average Joe or Jane.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (/lPRQ)

277 Who in the hell would actually buy a book by Mike Pence? He has zero constituency.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

Be good to use them there books for shit paper.

Posted by: Hobo Joe at May 19, 2026 08:08 PM (7d1L5)

278 I think I'd rather not read your stupid book, Pence.

Probably an entire chapter of not eating lunch with anyone but your wife. I've eaten lunches with married doctors in restaurants and we kept our pants on, dikhead. Plus I told my husband and he did not seem worried about an adultery quickie. It can be done. His own special Karen must be worried and nags him a lot.

Who woke him up, anyway? I was happy not remembering him at all.

The biggest twit who almost became VP is Ryan. Sweating Ryan, freaking out on a beach in the Daytona rally with 10k people, snipers, and the Coast Guard to my left in the Atlantic. I can read people and this man was terrified that someone would use his widow's peak as a pointer. He could not get off that stage fast enough. Not impressive.

Then I saw him on FOX and they offered him a birthday cake. He reeled from that poison sugar like it was a cobra in a basket. It was very weird and the dingbat host looked startled at this while I laughed. He would not take one bite and broke out in a sweat again.

Something ain't right with him, either.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (WONhk)

279 Brought in a prosecutor yesterday who is a specialist in constitutional rights.

Now why would they be building a civil rights division in Florida?
Posted by: JackStraw
=====
Grand juries sitting on 2020 election fraud in N. District of Georgia and Maricopa County AZ.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (E4rtv)

280 >>If corrupt cops will rummage through the former First Lady's undies imagine what they do to the average Joe or Jane.

Are you suggesting that Florida might be the spot they build a Conspiracy against rights case against those who tried for a decade to take Trump down?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

281 Anyway, Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:06 PM (gtcuf)


Makes sense to me! Which should worry you a bit!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (WONhk)

282 Massie needs massive election day strength to flip the race

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (6VD39)

283 Thune needs to wake up a horse's head in his bed.
Pass SAVE or you are next.

Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (FD96T)

284 Stop, in the Name of God.
_Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (vd7PM)

285 240 Every "voting problem" in history has been in Democratic places.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Vote integrity has always been a problem everywhere.
Thus is why the vote should always be presumed to be corrupted and allow for poll watchers from time a ballot is dropped into the box until final tabulation. Literally follow the box, watch it get emptied, counted etc.

It's also why electronic voting and remote/mail in voting is inherently corrupt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:00 PM (/lPRQ)

And why, when cardboard is plastered on windows to keep observers from seeing the process, and monitors are kicked out, there should be a presumption of voter fraud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

286 Those trans couples are the weirdest thing you ever saw. I can never figure out who's attracted to what.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 19, 2026 07:42 PM (n7rxJ)


Don't feel bad. Neither can they.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2026 07:43 PM (lHPJf)

They are attracted to the social credit of being more deviant than other couples they know.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (8avO+)

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