Massie Be Gone Cafe

4 Dealt with a massive ant infestation today and installed my Starlink up on the ridge of the roof.

Had to be the hottest day of the year and I sweat my nads off up there. This time, the neighborhood supervisory crew were nowhere to be found.

Thank goodness.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:03 PM (Onv6u)

5 MISSILE X-ING.

For a second there, I thought someone videotaped a Moron's schadenboner.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

6
*walks in*
*tosses keys on polished table*

Good evening, Hordians..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (HdYcL)

7 Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (OoFl2)

8 Top photo is very nice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (6ydKt)

9 Cool costume. Or it would be, if Star Wars weren't for Gay Nerds.

His parents are grooming him to be a furry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)

10 Nope, not looking at pictures of Portugees. They rate just one notch above Gypsies. Maybe.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2)

11 >>>Shaving a cat's belly.

I wonder what the cat did that they chose to punish him in that particular way.

Posted by: No Name Today at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (8mulE)

12 That's a great b&w photo up top. I love photos that contrast repeating geometric forms alongside mist, shadows and light. And reflection! It's got everything.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:07 PM (3uBP9)

13 Willowed:

Watched a cool video last night where these two guys went camping in Yellowstone three times, once using 1925 gear, once with 1975 gear and once with modern gear. In the 1925 segment they had a choice of wiping with rocks or leaves. (Both chose rocks. "I never heard of a poison rock.")

Anyway, reading about Mike Pence's book made me think of that for some reason.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:08 PM (gtcuf)

14 Stiehofer Jones won the primary in Brattleboro and is underpised. This baseball seems the Mayerl election Brattleboro foor the FART Tuber purty.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (Ul9Kx)

15 Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (OoFl2)

I'd ask management to check the previous thread in a few hours...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)

16 Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?

If only Pete were still here to keep us informed of these matters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

17 Super leap.

You thought shin splints were bad when you only had two legs.....

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (VHUov)

18 Good evening, horde.

Tonypete, the Lord was merciful! Kept the neighbors occupied elsewhere.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz)

19 (Ul9Kx)

keep your day job...you have a day job, right ??

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)

20 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

21 For a second there, I thought someone videotaped a Moron's schadenboner.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)

The bonerphone is no longer in operation.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

22 I wonder if Pence's new book will be featured in the Obama Presidential Library Gift Store?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

23 I've got a bad feeling about this. With people like Massie gone there will be no one to keep check on Trump's antics. We might not even make it to 2028.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

24 Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Halfway across the calendar from No-Nut November? Makes sense.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (VHUov)

25 I wonder how the ga primary is going. I looked at ddhq but couldn't find anything. I wonder if the guy running it still hates us. I wish we could all get along again, in the immortal words of RK. Lots of things were said though. Water under the bridge. I also like b&w photos of water under bridges. very nice

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (3uBP9)

26 Potential GA shenanigans. Raffensburger not allowing poll watchers. It’s crazy.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:11 PM (OoFl2)

27 Ghey nurd on there yeah, but the kid is cute

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Ia/+0)

28 Brattleboroese is a weird language.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (PiwSw)

29 Manta rays remove internal parasites by sticking their intestines up to 12 inches out of their cloaca and squeezing them out, often while defecating.

I'd like to see a bunny try THAT.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (gtcuf)

30 Cat's belly was funny.

It took me weeks to get the tangles out of Snowflakes' hair. Some scissors were involved but she trusts me, although the horror movies may have given her pause.

CNN was just having hissy fits over Massie. Veslshi's going to town on the maps on MS Now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Sco7b)

31 I don't know if I was the first to coin it, but I like to think I was an early adopter and spreader of "Ratshitburger."

eat shit, ratman: may you find the comforts of a prison cell you deserve.

Maybe you can bunk with your butt-boy Gabe Sterling.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (73/SM)

32 "Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?"

Well, I could have been first but I was wrapping my Maypole.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

33 I missed the Massie thread, and I'm ok with that.

If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.

These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)

34 Gee Whiz! A helpful poster gives us the Brattleboro election result and catches grief for it. I'm happy The FART Tube Party is coming out on top. For the children of coler.

Posted by: Outside Observer at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2)

35 with ~23% reporting ratshitburger is not on track to make the runoff in ga.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (3uBP9)

36 Iran's supreme leader's fiery anti-US posts spark warnings of 'jihad,' wider crisis

Leaders of Iran

Next dead supreme leader
Semi dead supreme leader
real fucking dead supreme leader
Taco Supreme Leader
The Supremes Leader (trans black gal cover band)

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

37 But he had Trumps endorsement!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

38 Gallrein by 9 now, with 78% in.

Do I hear 10?

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (RCjYY)

39 Maybe you can bunk with your butt-boy Gabe Sterling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
=====
Gabe is also losing and not likely to make the runoff for Ratshitburger's job.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (E4rtv)

40 Those geese didn't look thankful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (Cqx++)

41 If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

42 Massie talking now on MS Now.

That's a lot of losing in one losing place.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Sco7b)

43 Raw power.. 💪

Where does an elephant find a game trail?

Anywhere it walks.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)

44 Burt Jones is a nats ass ahead of jackson in the ga primary gov race for R. Jackson seems like a GOPe spoiler. I hope my boy burt wins.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (3uBP9)

45 I try never to put on any of the Marxists Propaganda Ministry channels, but would like to see them cry in the morning coffee

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)

46 Answer from last thread the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)

47
Well, I've done my civic dooty. Voted MAGA, and Trump endorsed where there were endorsements. Then i voted for the most MAGAt leaning candidates based on their social media for the rest of the down ballot peeps.

Education secretary was downright beligerantly MAGA, she best not be faking the social media. Other two were both rino-squishes supporting the teacher union.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (QVmho)

48 Anyone hear something about the a war powers resolution vote passing?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (D7WsJ)

49 It's just a spring clean for the May queen

For decades I thought it as "it's just a sprinkling for the May queen."

And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)

50 Didja know that May is Masturbation Month?
......

T-Rex hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (oq9dX)

51 I think Collins will advance to the R senate runoff.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

52 On one of the game drives I went on in South Africa we saw a young male elephant tearing a small stand of trees and brush apart. No apparent reason, just hooliganism. It was an impressive display of strength.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

53 Answer from last thread the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)

I am starting to think troons may have some rather serious mental issues.

Just a hunch, mind you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ)

54 Ain't no May queens gonna clean my hedgerow. You should see what I throw on there.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

55 What jerkoff came up with Masturbation Month?

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf)

56 the 340lb tranny was the one who was gutted.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gu0hJ)

I thought they smelled bad from the out-side

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

57 33 I missed the Massie thread, and I'm ok with that.

If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.

These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)

I am convinced they think everyone behaves like this so it’s no big deal.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (hftzA)

58 Where does an elephant find a game trail?

Anywhere it walks.
Posted by: mikeskbsi at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM (VHUov)

Elephant grabs a turtle at the watering hole and throws it frizbee style against a tree about 50 yards away.
It explodes into shell and guts.
Hyena says WTF Ellie, Why you do that.
He bit my trunk about 10 years ago
Hyena thats good fn memory
Yep Turtle Recall

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (/+uur)

59 1 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:01 PM (Onv6u)

And I suppose I can just go soak my head in a bucket. Thanks.

Posted by: Bad person at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/)

60 Massie will get a gig on MSNOW. And then sexually harass someone and get let go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gu0hJ)

61 And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)

Like a twister i was born to walk alone.

Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s)

62 So the boy girl shooting at the Mohammedan real quiet on the news.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (/+uur)

63 I try never to put on any of the Marxists Propaganda Ministry channels, but would like to see them cry in the morning coffee
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:17 PM

I'm in Canada so it's not like it helps them. CNN was pretty freaked. MS Now is talking about Trump's tightening grip 'on a shrinking Republican Party.

Wait, it's Masturbation month and Elizabeth Warren is currently on MS Now. I'm doing dishes though....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

64 Ossoff is such a but boy. Like ga's Talarico. between him and the damned warlock. smh... The r's happily threw that race in ga and are itching to do it again but hopefully Trump will kick their buts into gear. wishful thinking.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (3uBP9)

65 These people just go on. I guess the shame IS part of the kink.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:14 PM (zYpTz)

'Pinecone'.

At least call it 'Ponderosa' and say you were a fan of Bonanza growing up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

66
If I had stupid sex texts exposed to the whole world, I wouldn't be able to show my face anywhere, I'd be so mortified and ashamed.

__________

100 years ago, Emily Post said never to write anything you're not willing to see in the newspapers tomorrow. Still makes sense today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:22 PM (HdYcL)

67 Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper

By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is not true!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (l26NL)

68 Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip

She stepped over the banana peel

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)

69 Massie, a refresher.

"It’s hard to overstate how big of a thorn in Trump’s side Massie has been – and how great of a victory Gallrein’s win is for the president. Massie has opposed Trump on every significant initiative he has proposed. He voted against bills to keep Trump’s government funded and opened. He voted against the Big, Beautiful Bill, the historic package containing the bulk of Trump’s campaign platform. He partnered with radical Democrat Ro Khanna from California to force through a bill ostensibly to release what is known as the Epstein files, but which instead caused trouble for Trump – who is not credibly accused of any wrongdoing and has been revealed to have been one of the first prominent celebrities to sound the alarm on Epstein, even banning him from Mar-A-Lago – and halted his agenda, while resulting in no additional perpetrators being brought to justice.

Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over."

Hope Massie's dick falls off for all his troubles.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)

70 I thought they smelled bad from the out-side
Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

Nice. But Taun-Tauns are useful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

71 Tallarico has Canadian GF

hahahhahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)

72 And the freakin' album had a lyric sheet. We hear what we hear, I guess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (gtcuf)

Like a twister i was born to walk alone.
Posted by: Whitesnoke at May 19, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s)

"we gone tear that light up"

Literally how I heard an old Steve Miller song. I was a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (0aYVJ)

73
Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip

__________

The old joke is: tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)

74 Tallarico has Canadian GF

hahahhahahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)

You wouldnt know her.

She's hot. Tits like sacks of oatmeal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

75 >>> Anyone hear something about the a war powers resolution vote passing?
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at May 19, 2026 08:18 PM (D7WsJ)

Bill F'ing Cassidy, to f with the voters joined his commie butt buddies to advance the vote. It will not be able to withstand a veto though. Just tRaitors being jagoffs

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (3uBP9)

76 I guess if the cafe title is Massie Be Gone, I don't need to worry about talking politicks in the first 100 comments?

I dislike being late a meme theme. What's the pinecone bit?

I never figured out where Ace came up with Cavernous Nostrils, either. But it's funny.

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)

77 Gizmo wasn't my dog, he was hers.
He was a malshipoo, a Maltese, Shih Tzu and Miniature or Toy Poodle.
Like to warble for attention, like the movie namesake; that's how he got the name.
He was a tall, fuzzy brown and white goof sometimes with attitude. But he always listened, loved to just be near.
He really liked stretching those long legs and running away from all the other dogs.
Nothing made him happier than the time he found the mud puddle in the back yard. Running around in big loops as fast as he could to circle back to slide and splash through the mud.
Completely exhausted, completely covered in mud and completely happy.
What a sight.
Goodbye little buddy: Hope you're running, splashing and playing in heaven.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (73/SM)

78
Tallarico has Canadian GF

hahahhahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur)

____________

Proves he's a fag.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)

79 "What jerkoff came up with Masturbation Month?"

I think some guy named Pete did.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (zBgIx)

80 Put simply, no Democrat has been as effective as stopping Trump’s agenda as Thomas Massie has been. And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over."

Hope Massie's dick falls off for all his troubles.
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)

I would ask DoJ to go after his family. I would ask dogcacther to repo his dog. I would make sure he could not drive down the road without blue lights.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (/+uur)

81 For years I thought the lyric: “reved up like a Deuce” from Blinded By The Light was:
“wrapped up like a douche”.

Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

82 Massie speaking now, claims "they" spent 14 years trying to buy my vote... and we ran a clean campaign...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)

83 "And now, after Trump went all-in to take him out, his political career is over."

It makes no sense to go after members of your own party.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

84 Cassidy is a cvnt, in case you did not know. This is how vindictive these low lives are.

"The Senate voted 50-47 to move the War Powers Resolution out from the Senate’s Foreign Relation Committee, with Sens. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), Susan Collins (R-ME), Rand Paul (R-KY), and Cassidy voting with the Democrats, CBS News reports"

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (GD0B3)

85 Ace, I thought you'd have a flaming skull when you found out that the teenage Mosque Shooters in San Diego were (wait for it) TRANSGENDER, and thus are yet another example of TRANS TERRORISM. And this fact is why the police and the MSM suddenly went silent about the event and didn't trumpet it to the skies anymore. the narrative went all pear-shaped.

Not sure if there is definite confirmation of this, but it's all over the Internet.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (Av6i5)

86 Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip

She stepped over the banana peel
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)

Chances she was focusing on her fucking phone?
Almost a guarantee

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)

87 On one of the game drives I went on in South Africa we saw a young male elephant tearing a small stand of trees and brush apart. No apparent reason, just hooliganism.
Posted by: JackStraw

Gainz, brah! For the gainzz!

https://youtu.be/bikIdnMf2gs

Posted by: the gym-rat elephant at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)

88 assie speaking now, claims "they" spent 14 years trying to buy my vote... and we ran a clean campaign...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)

lol, never get high on your own supply!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)

89 "I never figured out where Ace came up with Cavernous Nostrils, either. But it's funny."

Take a look at miss ovens snozz.

Posted by: Will Robinson at May 19, 2026 08:27 PM (zBgIx)

90
Who wants a pinecone shoved up in their vag or ass?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)

91 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)

92 Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip

__________

They are now called
People Holes or
Service Holes

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (/lPRQ)

93 This is why they call mantas "the Bunnies of the Sea."

I initially read this as "manatees", and thought "that must be a manatee supermodel, it's so skinny".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Riz8t)

94 Not sure if there is definite confirmation of this, but it's all over the Internet.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (Av6i5)

Makes sense if true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

95 Well, I filled out my Oregon mail-in ballot and put it in the nearby official drop-box (in the library parking lot, next to the drive-thru book return). Had to be there by 8 p.m. and it's not yet 5:30.

Also signed up online to receive text message updates on its progress, where the online dashboard helpfully tells me that it's 1/3 Outbound, where the next steps are 2/3 Received and 3/3 Accepted. That's actually pretty slick. The brief sign-up form let you limit the times they would send a message, and I accepted the default of 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., which means I won't get any updates until tomorrow (since they won't even collect it from the drop box until the quiet time). Received the welcoming text message and replied Yes to confirm. With the Silicon Forest and everything, Oregon prides itself on being fairly hip to the tech, and this does seem to be well-done.

Posted by: SciVo at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (Sy6m/)

96 75

The advantages of being a lame duck.

Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (RCjYY)

97 "Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far"

I always sang it "Iron Maiden's gonna get you, how near or how far." Still do even though I know it's wrong.

One of the funniest misheard lyrics I've heard: Back in the 90s I was in a band and we wanted to cover a song by Guided by Voices lead singer Robert Pollard called 'Subspace Biographies." *Great* song btw.

First run-through in rehearsal, our lead singer sang "There is nothing worse than an ugly German person" and we all stopped playing and lost it cracking up! The line is: "There is nothing worse than an undetermined person."

Lead singer was embarassed but managed to say in his defense "well, my version IS true!"

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (gtcuf)

98 MS Now is talking about Trump's tightening grip 'on a shrinking Republican Party.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:21 PM (Sco7b)

Hilarious. The party is shrinking so much, Trump's endorsements just keep pushing our favored candidates over the top. MAGA is dying, people, can't you see it???

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)

99 Woman dies after plunging into open manhole on famed luxury shopping strip
She stepped over the banana peel
Posted by: r hennigantx

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

100 Fox News

While speaking at a progressive conference on Tuesday, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., called for Democrats to not only defeat "MAGA extremists" electorally but also "break their spirit."

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (NFX2v)

101 Who wants a pinecone shoved up in their vag or ass?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)

*arches eyebrow*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

102 I would ask DoJ to go after his family. I would ask dogcacther to repo his dog. I would make sure he could not drive down the road without blue lights.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM

This is *exactly* the kind of weaponization that we're urgently warning people about!

No kings!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

103 LOL, "assie"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)

104 100 years ago, Emily Post said never to write anything you're not willing to see in the newspapers tomorrow. Still makes sense today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The difference is that people write things on the internet thinking that no one in their own world will read it, because they are anonymous warriors.

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (F3Dlr)

105 Hang on, y’all- does this mean MTG is going to disappear into the murk, too?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (hftzA)

106 The old joke is: tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (HdYcL)

Marx
she steps over the banana peel
into the manhole

Kolchak
She falls into the manhole
eaten by a lizzard

Sex in the city
She falls into the manhole
onto a dick

Country song
She falls into the manhole
with my paycheck and wallet

TV Commercial
She falls into the manhole
Family gets $40 Million

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (/+uur)

107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

108 Like ga's Talarico
----
Unfortunately, he belongs to Texas.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (VCgbV)

109
Tighteng grip?

LMAO

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K)

110 101 Who wants a pinecone shoved up in their vag or ass?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K)

Thanks to the Horde, I know what 'sounding' is....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (Sco7b)

111 100 Fox News

While speaking at a progressive conference on Tuesday, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., called for Democrats to not only defeat "MAGA extremists" electorally but also "break their spirit."
Posted by: L - No nic... at May 19, 2026

Ain’t nothing’ gonna break our stride, ain’t nothing gonna sloowww us dowwnnn, oh no!

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (hftzA)

112 67 Are the Massie trolls still slurping through here?
Posted by: Piper
=====
Awful on X. The paid ones will go away and troll on some other matter but the butt hurt Luap Nor Sturm Front coalitions is likely to show up here and dump a load.

The two shooters of that Muzzie place in San Diego were infected with the same mindset from one of the murderer's released statement.

There are a fair number of nihilistic youngsters, that honestly want to provoke destruction just like their ideological mirror images on the left do. Unfortunately, we share a society with both of them.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv)

113 Ace, I thought you'd have a flaming skull when you found out that the teenage Mosque Shooters in San Diego were (wait for it) TRANSGENDER, and thus are yet another example of TRANS TERRORISM. And this fact is why the police and the MSM suddenly went silent about the event and didn't trumpet it to the skies anymore. the narrative went all pear-shaped.

Not sure if there is definite confirmation of this, but it's all over the Internet.
Posted by: zombie

Prolly just swim team variety fags.
Only thing they are missing is the Vespa...
but, they never showed us the getaway vehicle.

linky in nic.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (/lPRQ)

114 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

Podcasts seem go be the way to go these days.
He’d fit right in with Tucker, Megyn, and Candace.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (6ydKt)

115 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

Al-Jazeera.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (qx7Zg)

116 "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 19, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov)

Tragedy is when 100k old people die when they have to take in COVID 19
Comedy is when Rob talks to his Dad thru the glass door
Reality is when your drug fueled son kills you.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (/+uur)

117 Thanks to the Horde, I know what 'sounding' is....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 19, 2026 08:31 PM

This is where I learned what a Cleveland Steamer is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (0sNs1)

118 >>> Like ga's Talarico
----
Unfortunately, he belongs to Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (VCgbV)

No, I meant, Ossoff is like a GA version of Talarico. Stupid gay commie. But me no write good.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (3uBP9)

119 Excellent on Massie. How about Cassidy in La? If he would have won Saturday, he would have been a thorn for 6 more years. Whew

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (YCxFk)

120 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

Al-Jazeera.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:32 PM (qx7Zg)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (GD0B3)

121 zombie at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM

On the mosque shooters being transgender: It may be a little early to say exactly what their relationship is. Took a while just to get confirmation on their names, and details are slow in coming on the suspects in this case.

Posted by: KT at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (rdeQO)

122 Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

There is a FANTASTIC clip of Manfred Mann's Earth Band playing that live on The Midnight Special. Holy hell, every single member of the band was absolutely KILLING it. Truly magical.

https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)

123
Is Hakeem married?

I bet he takes it up the ass.

Who the hell elects someone named Hakeem?

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (3ek7K)

124 “wrapped up like a douche”.

Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

You do not want it cold I am told

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)

125 And Collins is no candidate like Herschel Walker, thankfully

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (YCxFk)

126 6
*walks in*
*tosses keys on polished table*

Good evening, Hordians..
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM (HdYcL)

You have gas money F u

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)

127 >> So, where will Massie end up?

MSNOW will milk him for anti-Trump crap, but his true home will be the Tuqr/Cavernous Nostrils circuit.

It's a long shot, but he might get on the Flat Earth circuit as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (w6EFb)

128 Need to get my balcony garden ready. I'm leaving town for a couple of weeks after Memorial Day. I've used water spikes in the past and they work well. I don't have as many plants as I normally do. I may add more to the balcony when I get back. Nothing fancy. I don't get enough sun. Spider plants, coleus, and whatever weeds blow in do well. I've had some mystery weeds in the past that look nice so I left them alone. Probably aliens.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (sAmhv)

129 Meh, didn't get to vote in Georgia because I was stuck in traffic due to a semi breaking down right at the only bridge for miles around one of the lanes of the bridge being closed for renovation. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.

Posted by: farquad at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (CFMhl)

130 *tosses keys on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 08:05 PM

You know who else had a polished table?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (0sNs1)

131 I don’t get why a couple of transgenders would roll up on an Islamic Center and bring gas cans with SS stickers on them.

They usually go after Christian schools.

It’s an odd case.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

132 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

I assume he'll be on Only Fans in a yellow raincoat.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (w/O5Q)

133 Chances she was focusing on her fucking phone?
Almost a guarantee
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll

No, she was stepping out of her car at night.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (Wmg4n)

134 >>> Excellent on Massie. How about Cassidy in La? If he would have won Saturday, he would have been a thorn for 6 more years. Whew
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (YCxFk)

Cassidy is the one I believe that just had the war powers vote passed, as a final passing f u on the way out the door. It won't break the veto though. pissy and ineffectual. Which is kind of the story of the GOPe.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (3uBP9)

135 No, I meant, Ossoff is like a GA version of Talarico. Stupid gay commie. But me no write good.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (3uBP9)

JackOssoff also have girlfriend in other shcool
You would not know her

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (/+uur)

136 132 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

I assume he'll be on Only Fans in a yellow raincoat.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (w/O5Q)

... and a basket of pinecones to shove up his pinecone. (And no, I'm not explaining if you don't know!)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (qx7Zg)

137 The Kitzinger/ Massie college tour

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (YCxFk)

138 Is Hakeem married?
......

Corey Booker was taken.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (oq9dX)

139 I don’t get why a couple of transgenders would roll up on an Islamic Center and bring gas cans with SS stickers on them.

They usually go after Christian schools.

It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.

Like the Joker, but far less effective.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (0aYVJ)

140 There is a FANTASTIC clip of Manfred Mann's Earth Band playing that live on The Midnight Special. Holy hell, every single member of the band was absolutely KILLING it. Truly magical.

https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)

Chris Slade on drums when he still had hair.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (CNl8/)

141
And, after a couple of delays, looks like Elon and SpaceX are shooting for Thursday, the 21st, for the Starship v3 test launch. You can check out SpaceX X for some pics of the rollout of the massive thing.

Unlike NASA, SpaceX doesn't do vertical stacking, but they stack the Ship and the big booster at the pad using the massive tower arms. They do a lot of stacking and unstacking in the testing and checkout before a launch.

They are constructing a big "Gigabay" facility down at Starbase which will apparently be able to do vertical assembly at some point.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

142 That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
Posted by: farquad at May 19, 2026 08:35 PM (CFMhl)

285 is code word for fucked up

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (/+uur)

143 Chances she was focusing on her fucking phone?
Almost a guarantee
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll

No, she was stepping out of her car at night.
Posted by: Piper
====

At night?

Crack heads have been known to steal MH covers to sell for scrap. Any other lids missing?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:38 PM (/lPRQ)

144 134.” He did vote for a judge to be confirmed today though

Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (YCxFk)

145 137 The Kitzinger/ Massie college tour
Posted by: Jonah at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (YCxFk)

Revenge of the Nerds

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (/+uur)

146 There is a FANTASTIC clip of Manfred Mann's Earth Band playing that live on The Midnight Special. Holy hell, every single member of the band was absolutely KILLING it. Truly magical.

https://tinyurl.com/78ask7y9
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:33 PM (gtcuf)

His singing is much clearer than the studio version.
Can clearly hear ‘Deuce’.

Very nice, haven’t heard it in a while.
Thanks,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (6ydKt)

147 "So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "

In a van, down by the river!

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

148 Massie pulled of the clown meme in 20 minutes

What a complete loser

Flailing and spewing hate after his embarrassment

Now think of how many of the GOPe are doing the exact same thing. The Dems got away with it for a while.

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 19, 2026 08:40 PM (hauj+)

149 My hypothesis stands.

Get off the stupid phones when out in the world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:40 PM (0aYVJ)

150 Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.

Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 08:37 PM (0aYVJ)

If they really wanted to cause chaos, they should have had this song blasting while they were being jokers.

https://youtu.be/dV3AziKTBUo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (qx7Zg)

151 I dislike being late a meme theme. What's the pinecone bit?

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ with a language all its own - kaboomerang at May 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yrKoI)

Massie and Boebert have been getting it on, and some of their texts were leaked (who leaked these? I don't know). In them, Massie refers to his junk as his pine cone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (zYpTz)

152 That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
Posted by: farquad

Which brings up the larger question - can one get back any hours that have already been spent?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Onv6u)

153 139 I don’t get why a couple of transgenders would roll up on an Islamic Center and bring gas cans with SS stickers on them.

They usually go after Christian schools.

It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.

Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

apparently both the teens fell under the influence of "Accelerationist" online trolls who (just for kicks) brainwashed them into "starting a race war", just to chuckle abut how easy it was ti manipulate kids intio committing violence. They had Nazi imagery with them, and also hated Jews, etc.

I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)

154 You all do realize that the gay trans idea if that your are not accepted in any way and that if you do need to kill a few people then you must kill yourself.

This world is not for you and you do not belong.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (/+uur)

155 88 assie speaking now, claims "they" spent 14 years trying to buy my vote... and we ran a clean campaign...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (w/O5Q)

lol, never get high on your own supply!
Posted by: runner
======
I just feel for the people of District 4, while Massie was gallivanting around with his mistresses and Massie's Nasties, the district was not being represented.

That is what happens when a person's ego and bile against Jews and Israel ends up corroding one's soul. I think his and his supporters political attacks on Israel and his harping on Epstein when it was shown nothing was there doomed him.

And most of the district wanted no part of that nasty flirting with real life Not Sees and Muzzies pushing Massie for their own evil reasons. Killed whatever libertarian message, if any, that Massie was actually pushing.

If he had stopped at simply criticizing government spending and debt or even criticizing the war against Iran, he would have stayed in office most likely. He had to go into the gutter.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)

156 >>> “wrapped up like a douche”.

Then I read the lyrics one day and felt quite stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

You do not want it cold I am told
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/+uur)

For the majority of my life, over a half century, I thought it was, "Just like the one winged dove", and thought Stevie was having a zen moment, like the sound of one hand clapping or something. Really.

I mean the song has a stupid name, they should have just called it, "White Winged Dove", so there wouldn't be any confusion. It's an easy mistake to make when you think about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)

157 I am taking our unofficial official mascot for last walkies of the day.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n)

158 I am not saying that they are fucking with you but they are fucking with you.
Go to my Vote Center. It is closed. Local rec center.
No signs about where to go vote.
NONE
NADA

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/+uur)

159 Hey the Kamster here and it looks like my endorsements of Rep. Massie and Senator Cassidy really did not work.

Well, whatever ............

Cackle ..... Cackle ........... Cackle.......

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (lagsy)

160 I am taking our unofficial official mascot for last walkies of the day.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (Wmg4n)

That's what you think. -- Saijo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (qx7Zg)

161 You all do realize that the gay trans idea if that your are not accepted in any way and that if you do need to kill a few people then you must kill yourself.

This world is not for you and you do not belong.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Have they stayed at the "Y"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/lPRQ)

162
This will be the first flight of the new "v3" version of the Raptor engines.

Look up side by side comparisons of the v3 vs the previous versions. Much simpler and cleaner looking with much less visible external plumbing and lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)

163 She was probably getting out of her car at night while talking on her phone.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (oq9dX)

164 I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie
======
They can start with former and current FBI agents. One of them was connected with the perpetrator of the supermarket mass shooting in Buffalo NY.

They also need to check on DHS agents as well for the same thing.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:44 PM (E4rtv)

165 apparently both the teens fell under the influence of "Accelerationist" online trolls who (just for kicks) brainwashed them into "starting a race war", just to chuckle abut how easy it was ti manipulate kids intio committing violence. They had Nazi imagery with them, and also hated Jews, etc.

I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)

Coming down fast but dont let me break you

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:44 PM (/+uur)

166 "For the majority of my life, over a half century, I thought it was, "Just like the one winged dove", and thought Stevie was having a zen moment, like the sound of one hand clapping or something. Really."

My own made up lyric, ever since the song came out:

Just like a one wing dove
Flopping around
In a big 'ol circle

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

167 TRAIN STRIKES TRUCK: A train was caught on video slamming into a septic truck crossing the tracks in Chesapeake, Virginia, on Thursday, leaving the driver with life-threatening injuries.

“A minor fuel-related hazmat situation was identified at the scene; however, there is no immediate danger to the public,” police said.

Aka, train hits stool bus.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (+34Tt)

168 159 Hey the Kamster here and it looks like my endorsements of Rep. Massie and Senator Cassidy really did not work.

Well, whatever ............

Cackle ..... Cackle ........... Cackle.......

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:43 PM (lagsy)

This chardonnay aint cold bitches

Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (/+uur)

169 136 132 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
========
Podcasts is my guess.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)

170 I mean the song has a stupid name, they should have just called it, "White Winged Dove", so there wouldn't be any confusion. It's an easy mistake to make when you think about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)

Theres a bathroom on the right

Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (/+uur)

171 I'm just here for the Schadenfreude. Has Ace's Schadenboner sliced through the time/space continuum? Are was facing a singularity?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

172 169 136 132 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
========
Podcasts is my guess.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)

I take it back. He'll end up as a TikTok Backup Dancer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (qx7Zg)

173 "She was probably getting out of her car at night while talking on her phone.
Posted by: wth"

Yeah! She was probably talking to someone who was talking on their phone too! What a dingbat.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

174 This will be the first flight of the new "v3" version of the Raptor engines.

Look up side by side comparisons of the v3 vs the previous versions. Much simpler and cleaner looking with much less visible external plumbing and lines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
===

Almost like they found out that all they had to do was push fuel in there as fast as they could.

The v1 has more plumbing than an '75 American V8....

Maybe all the German engineers have died off?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (/lPRQ)

175 Can you imagine how the Left will react if Trump, by sheer force of will, manages to help the GOP hold both houses of Congress this fall???

Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (3TlS+)

176 165: I had the song in my head before I realized what it was. Well done!

youtu.be/0v__1UigsCU

Yea, Motley Crue's version. I'm an 80s kid. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (sAmhv)

177 TRAIN STRIKES TRUCK: A train was caught on video slamming into a septic truck crossing the tracks in Chesapeake, Virginia, on Thursday, leaving the driver with life-threatening injuries.

OH SHIT
NO SHIT
YOURE SHITTING ME
SHIT NO
SHIT HAPPENS
WELL SHIT

Posted by: commieelala at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (/+uur)

178 SHIT OFF SOX

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:48 PM (/+uur)

179 "A train was caught on video slamming into a septic truck"

I mentioned this yesterday and Anna helped me draw the analogy to the Virgina redistricting fiasco.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (vFG9F)

180 don’t get why a couple of transgenders would roll up on an Islamic Center and bring gas cans with SS stickers on them.

They usually go after Christian schools.

It’s an odd case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 19, 2026 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

Just wanting to stir up as much chaos as possible.

Like the Joker, but far less effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

apparently both the teens fell under the influence of "Accelerationist" online trolls who (just for kicks) brainwashed them into "starting a race war", just to chuckle abut how easy it was ti manipulate kids intio committing violence. They had Nazi imagery with them, and also hated Jews, etc.

I wonder if the feds will be able to track down the trolls behind it all.
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2026 08:41 PM (Av6i5)

Groypers.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)

181 Welp, Massie's Nasties are begging Massie to run for President in 2028.
=======
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 NOW — NBC at Thomas Massie's watch party after his loss to Trump: "We are already seeing calls for Thomas Massie to run for president, to stay relevant somehow."

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:49 PM (E4rtv)

182 The v1 has more plumbing than an '75 American V8....

Maybe all the German engineers have died off?

They all quit when they were told the target was not London.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:50 PM (Riz8t)

183 He'll end up as a TikTok Backup Dancer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (qx7Zg)

Bus station cock sucker required resume

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:50 PM (/+uur)

184 Aka, train hits stool bus.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:45 PM (+34Tt)

Here it is: maybe nsfw due to bleeped swearing

https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (w/O5Q)

185 >> do was push fuel in there as fast as they could

It's 3D printing, apparently. They were able to put a lot the tubing and sensor and control circuits inside the main casing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (w6EFb)

186 Massie has some splaining to do ...before he embarks on the presidential run. Let's talk Cow Money.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)

187 I blame the driver for stopping next to an open manhole.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (oq9dX)

188 That is what happens when a person's ego and bile against Jews and Israel ends up corroding one's soul. I think his and his supporters political attacks on Israel and his harping on Epstein when it was shown nothing was there doomed him.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
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I think you are being too charitable. Vanishingly few people enter politics - especially at the congressional level - wanting to do anything meaningful. It's all about power and ego, and that's why so many immediate go full demonic, happy to lie, cheat and of course fornicate.

I'm sure there are a lot of midwits predicting that GOPs who lost their primaries are going to obstruct Congress, but I have a different take.

Trump is telling EVERYONE in the caucus that he will end their careers if they do not get on board. Thune is on his last term unless he starts producing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

189 171 I'm just here for the Schadenfreude. Has Ace's Schadenboner sliced through the time/space continuum? Are was facing a singularity?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

Stay for the charcuterie

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:51 PM (/+uur)

190 Welp, Massie's Nasties are begging Massie to run for President in 2028.

He should. He totally should. That would show 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (Riz8t)

191 "So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "
---
He's gonna build his own theme park! With hookers and blackjack!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (gnNyN)

192 181: to stay relevant somehow."

I think I see a problem with this.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (sAmhv)

193 175 Can you imagine how the Left will react if Trump, by sheer force of will, manages to help the GOP hold both houses of Congress this fall???
Posted by: Jmel

Democrats are even less liked right now than Republicans. Both the GOP and Democrats in Congress are in a limbo contest--how low can they go. But it helps that Trump is being seen as taking out his own party's trash while the Democrats keep their trashy politicians around.

Right now, Trump has about the only agenda in town compared to the congressional GOP and Dems.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:52 PM (E4rtv)

194 Kakala couldn't endorse a life bouy to a drowning man. She's political poison.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (gtcuf)

195 Trump is telling EVERYONE in the caucus that he will end their careers if they do not get on board. Thune is on his last term unless he starts producing.

And how would he do that?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)

196 Wait, so there is an album cover with Stevie Nicks, and she's holding a bird. The bird is white. It may be a parrot. OK, but white bird makes you think of a dove right? And why would she be holding the bird?

Because it can't fly, because it only has one wing. Or I guess it could theoretically kind of spiral down, but is that flight? No it is not. I bet the whole idea was to have a song about a one winged dove and at the last minute they rewrote it due to CORPORATE PRESSURE!

So in a way, I'm right and the world is wrong.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (3uBP9)

197 Here it is: maybe nsfw due to bleeped swearing

https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Dayum. Turds everywhere. And that stool bus was FULL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)

198 Even though Massie lost I will still be chugging Boones Farm tonite...

Cackle ................... Cackle .............. Cackle..........

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (lagsy)

199
Speaking of lyrics...

The Doors LA Woman, when I was in high school I misheard "Drive through your suburbs" as "Plowing through your bean field".

I still sing my version in the shower.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw8)

200

HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.

Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (Cqx++)

201 I think you are being too charitable. Vanishingly few people enter politics - especially at the congressional level - wanting to do anything meaningful. It's all about power and ego, and that's why so many immediate go full demonic, happy to lie, cheat and of course fornicate.

I'm sure there are a lot of midwits predicting that GOPs who lost their primaries are going to obstruct Congress, but I have a different take.

Trump is telling EVERYONE in the caucus that he will end their careers if they do not get on board. Thune is on his last term unless he starts producing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Fair enough, but I was discussing Massie in particular. The wider GOPe problem children like Cassidy, Cornyn, Thune, simply want to continue running their caucus like McConnell did. For the donors and the Chamber of Commerce--no tariffs, endless outsourcing, endless deployments abroad to 'protect' client states, etc..

And that puts them directly in opposition to Trump.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

202 Can you imagine how the Left will react if Trump, by sheer force of will, manages to help the GOP hold both houses of Congress this fall???
Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2026 08:47 PM (3TlS+)
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Speculation about the midterms is pointless at this point. There are two crucial decision points that decide the general: the filing deadline and the primary result.

It doesn't matter what the party preference polls say, if you have insane, bankrupt candidates, you will lose. The Dems are going full nutjob, so every House seat, every Senate race, will NOT be a contest between Generic Democrat and Generic Republican but between Hakim Assad Death-to-America Jihad and Joe Schmoe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

203 NOW - "No more wars," "end the FED" and "America First" chants break out during Thomas Massie's concession speech.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (CNl8/)

204 "So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo "
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He's gonna build his own theme park! With hookers and blackjack!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

So. Circus Circus in Vegas?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (+34Tt)

205 I don't know who had to clean that shit up but I bet they were questioning their career choices that day.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

206 Can you imagine how the Left will react if Trump, by sheer force of will, manages to help the GOP hold both houses of Congress this fall???
Posted by: Jmel

Possible preview.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3fvm8y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (ndZc7)

207 "A train was caught on video slamming into a septic truck"

and you thought it was bad when I used the chemical toilet.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (oq9dX)

208 Even TikTok Backup Dancers can end up making it.

Kai Trump's backup dancer in that mega-viral Trump Dance video is now a big time influencer. All she did was backup dance and look cute, didn't say a word. This world today, I don't get it. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)

209 "A train was caught on video slamming into a septic truck"
----
Biff Tanner stole Doc Brown's time-traveling train...but didn't know how to apply the brakes when he returned to the present.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gnNyN)

210 The war stories will be good though:

"There I was, in the shit..."

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

211 I don't know who had to clean that shit up but I bet they were questioning their career choices that day.
Posted by: fd

They could be heard all day long saying, "F this shit!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (+34Tt)

212 And how would he do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
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He will endorse primary challengers...wait for it... AFTER HE LEAVE OFFICE.

He is sitting on his Throne of Skulls and you have to ask yourself, if it is worth pissing on him to having your lucrative career cut short just to piss him off.

Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

213 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw

I dig a little dog about an hour ago...

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (gtcuf)

214 Let's talk Cow Money.

Moo-lah?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 08:57 PM (vTZFs)

215 Maybe Massie can go on OnlyFans and show his feet.

Posted by: it's got to work better than his pinecone at May 19, 2026 08:58 PM (gKWVE)

216 I had a pet Eastern Box turtle
He go gnawed on by my pet wolf
Dental bills were aweful

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 08:59 PM (/+uur)

217 And that puts them directly in opposition to Trump.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)
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What the GOPe fails to understand is that Trumpism will outlast Trump. There is no going back. And after his term ends, Trump will have all the time in the world to destroy those who thwarted him. That's the message this spring. Cassidy, Massie, the Hoosier pussies, and next up, Cornyn.

"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

218 Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.

I'm sorry. I thought this was AMERICA.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE)

219 And how would he do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)
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He will endorse primary challengers...wait for it... AFTER HE LEAVE OFFICE.

He is sitting on his Throne of Skulls and you have to ask yourself, if it is worth pissing on him to having your lucrative career cut short just to piss him off.

Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?

We'll see. It's one thing to do it when you're in power, another altogether once you're out of office. I doubt Trump wants to be another Obama, clinging desperately to power via pathetic little subterfuges.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (Riz8t)

220 So, Senator Massie, how's that kamikaze campaign working out for you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (ndZc7)

221 "Secret Asian Man"> "Secret Agent Man", Johnny Rivers.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (EZKaN)

222 HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.

Isn't this America? I thought this was America!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (vTZFs)

223 205 I don't know who had to clean that shit up but I bet they were questioning their career choices that day.
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

no shit

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (/+uur)

224 >>> Kai Trump's backup dancer in that mega-viral Trump Dance video is now a big time influencer. All she did was backup dance and look cute, didn't say a word. This world today, I don't get it. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gtcuf)

She should pair up with the box turtle.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (3uBP9)

225 Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hawking crap on TEMU?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (+34Tt)

226 Thomas Massie has just signed a contract to join the ladies on the view with the only Gay White Guy perspective .

His addition to the View will hopefully add the Gay White Male Audience to tune in daily with "All" Five (5) Ladies on the View..

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (5l41Z)

227 What the GOPe fails to understand is that Trumpism will outlast Trump. There is no going back. And after his term ends, Trump will have all the time in the world to destroy those who thwarted him. That's the message this spring. Cassidy, Massie, the Hoosier pussies, and next up, Cornyn.

"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I don't like it, but thems the rules they made. So let the games begin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (nESHF)

228 Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?

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Night manager at Taco Bell?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:01 PM (ndZc7)

229 Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

Good riddance to this asshole.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)

230 Rep Massie is out?

Let Senator Cornyn be next.

I did my part.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (T6aVk)

231 >>Speculation about the midterms is pointless at this point. There are two crucial decision points that decide the general: the filing deadline and the primary result.

In normal times I would agree. But redistricting has changed the board a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)

232
Dancing with a turtle or trying to kill people???

I guess that easier than arresting people who are committing felonies.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

233 A little firepowder helps Dances With Turtles come out of his shell.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

234 Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

Good riddance to this asshole.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)

he really said that? whoa , thanks for taking out the trash Kentucky !

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (GD0B3)

235 I am proud to provide my cherished endorsement of Sen. Cornyn for reelection...

Posted by: Kami Harris at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (5l41Z)

236 We'll see. It's one thing to do it when you're in power, another altogether once you're out of office. I doubt Trump wants to be another Obama, clinging desperately to power via pathetic little subterfuges.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:00 PM (Riz8t)
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Right. A guy with a limitless appetite for media exposure is suddenly going to embrace a life of quiet seclusion.

He will settle scores.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (ZOv7s)

237 Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

Is that an actual quote? Holy sh*t.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (vTZFs)

238 At Insty:

GOOD FOR THEM: Lost Parchment Reveals People Who Survived The Black Death.

8:00 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Idiots. Bubonic only had a mortality of like 30-40%. Now if you got Pnuemonic we'll, you were fucked.

30 to 40 means 70 to 60% lived.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

239 >>>he really said that?

https://x.com/AZ_Intel_/status/2056902972374692142

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:04 PM (CNl8/)

240 And how would he do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Riz8t)

Remove people from committees?

There’s still money to be made on the way out the door… instead of pouting, get with the program or lose that cushie committee seat you are using for insider trading.

Posted by: Ann at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (SHHm+)

241 What the GOPe fails to understand is that Trumpism will outlast Trump. There is no going back. And after his term ends, Trump will have all the time in the world to destroy those who thwarted him. That's the message this spring. Cassidy, Massie, the Hoosier pussies, and next up, Cornyn.

"Nice Senate career you have. Shame if something should happen to it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
========
I think Trump is trying to revamp the party but the clock is ticking away. Teddy Roosevelt had the same issues with the GOP in Congress in his time.

And the battle between Teddy and his hand picked successor enable Woodrow Wilson and the Democrats to come back to win it all in 1912.

The lure of donor money and ensuring multi generational wealth for their own families seems to be irresistible to far too many pols.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

242 My brother stopped a dude in a septic tank truck that had a speech impediment
My bro can do both sides of the conversation.
I should record for youtube
And yes he was wearing white (hahaha) t and white (hahahha) pants.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (/+uur)

243 They normalized nazism and antisemitism in 2 -3 years. And people are like, "how could it happen in Germany ??" Just like it's happening here in the US right now. Look around.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)

244 Breaking: They found Massie in the cloak room with an empty bourbon bottle in his ass lying in a puddle of vomit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (D1E+2)

245 230 Rep Massie is out?

Let Senator Cornyn be next.

I did my part.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (T6aVk)

I have voted against McCornyn 3 or 4 times in the last 30 days.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (/+uur)

246 The Doors LA Woman, when I was in high school I misheard "Drive through your suburbs" as "Plowing through your bean field".

I still sing my version in the shower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw

Hahaha!

While youtubing last weekend, I learned that Mr. Dmlw! thought Warren Zevon said the werewolf's hair was purple.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (zYpTz)

247 Liz Cheney took that bet. Where is she now?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Pretty friggin' sure she is not in Wyoming. She was not born there, did not grow up there, never went to school there. Nepot carpetbagger bitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

248 Sore looser is going full nazi cunt.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:06 PM (GD0B3)

249 would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv.

Looks like a real quote from Massie. What a scumbag. People like this sometimes make me want to look for a puzzlebox

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

250 It also looks like the commie judges is GA are failing, at least that's what it looks like thus far in election results reported.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:07 PM (3uBP9)

251 197 Here it is: maybe nsfw due to bleeped swearing

https://tinyurl.com/529cz78z
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Dayum. Turds everywhere. And that stool bus was FULL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)

Holy shit indeed.

Posted by: Most apropos profanity at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (TbWk/)

252 He will settle scores.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Then move the family to Las Vegas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (ndZc7)

253 Dances With Turtles

A lieutenant assigned to a remote Civil War outpost starts questioning his purpose after making contact with a neighboring Sioux settlement.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)

254 If I ever get caught doing the Eastern Box turtle dance.

I am just going Liawatha.

Keep singing and dancing till Rainwater shows up.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (/+uur)

255 246 The Doors LA Woman, when I was in high school I misheard "Drive through your suburbs" as "Plowing through your bean field".

I still sing my version in the shower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2026 08:54 PM (zPWw

Hahaha!

While youtubing last weekend, I learned that Mr. Dmlw! thought Warren Zevon said the werewolf's hair was purple.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Bathroom is on the right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (nESHF)

256 Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

Good riddance to this asshole.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (CNl8/)

he really said that? whoa , thanks for taking out the trash Kentucky !

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:03 PM (GD0B3)

Damn, he's a serious douchetool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (snZF9)

257 In normal times I would agree. But redistricting has changed the board a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)
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Lots of new factors are in play. For the next couple of months, the Democrats will be fighting with each other over who hates this country more. It's going to be wild to watch, but that's where they are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

258 Bubonic only had a mortality of like 30-40%.

That fatality rate can still fuck you up at the wrong time

Posted by: grand Inca Atawallpa at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

259 Kamala Harris endorsement is the Giulia Tofana of political careers .....................

Posted by: Jackson K. at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (rvNIn)

260 So why were 2 gay boys going after Mohammedans?
Prove they are gay
Prove they are not gay

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (/+uur)

261 Amazing how the TRUMP!!! curse makes masks fall right off.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

262 The GA votes give me pause. The big areas haven't had their pipes break yet. Many things are still in the margin for being flipped at the last moment. There's f all I can do about though, I done voted.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (3uBP9)

263 Sore looser is going full nazi cunt.
Posted by: runner
......

Shoulda saved some of those sacks of cash, dummy.

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (oq9dX)

264 o why were 2 gay boys going after Mohammedans?
Prove they are gay
Prove they are not gay
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (/+uur)

Maybe they didn't want to be thrown off a building.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (qrzX6)

265 I admit, I am eager to see the gnashing of teeth from Barnes and Barris soon. It's wild how far up on Massie's nuts they have been the past year and change.

Posted by: Cortillaen at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (1cPuw)

266 That fatality rate can still fuck you up at the wrong time
Posted by: grand Inca Atawallpa at May 19, 2026 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

Of course, but this was young and old. Plus, that death rate is about 30 times covid.

Dont kiss rats, people.

This is also endemic in the rodent populations of the sw US.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

267
Every incumbent RINO that loses their primary will have seven more months to be a vengeful raging asshole. Getting rid of them is the thing to do. Just, they'll have the seven months.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 19, 2026 09:11 PM (biznJ)

268
Liz Cheny is gone. Now we Harriet Hagwoman here in Wyoming.

Husband is always sending her letters and her responses are crazy.

Oh, we can't do that because we have such debt in our country.

It's always interesting to read her responses to Hubby's letters.

I think it is her staffers responding to his letters.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2026 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

269 >Dayum. Turds everywhere. And that stool bus was FULL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 08:53 PM (+34Tt)

Holy shit indeed.

Posted by: Most apropos profanity at May 19, 2026 09:08 PM (TbWk/)

Train was goin' at least turdy miles an hour.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 19, 2026 09:12 PM (GTqXr)

270 Shoulda saved some of those sacks of cash, dummy.
Posted by: wth at May 19, 2026 09:10 PM (oq9dX)

his days of holding "fundraisers" for pocket cash to take his fuckbuddies to Africa, and wherever else are coming to an end...and his day of IRS audits zeroing in on Cow Money are just beginning...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)

271 I think Trump is trying to revamp the party but the clock is ticking away. Teddy Roosevelt had the same issues with the GOP in Congress in his time.

Yup. It sounds good, but once you're out of office, you lose your grip on the levers of power. The last thing a President Vanciotis wants is someone running a shadow presidency.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Riz8t)

272 I think it is her staffers responding to his letters.

Posted by: four seasons
======
Yep. I used to do that working for a congress critter back in the day. More fun to work on a campaign.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (E4rtv)

273 I rarely comment on looks and stuff, I am not shallow like y'all, but Massie's new wife's hips are as wide as Mississippi!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)

274 The lure of donor money and ensuring multi generational wealth for their own families seems to be irresistible to far too many pols.
Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)
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Donors do not pay for people who can do nothing for them. Lose your power, lose the money. Anyone remember Bart Stupak? Pro-life Dem who sold out on Obamacare? Guy had a lifetime seat in Congress, but was summarily bounced.

He wanders around, trying to network, call in old favors, it's really pathetic. Do you think the donors are taking care of him? Right now Cassidy is frantically making calls, and no one is answering.

It's like diamonds in Casablanca. "Anti-Trump Republicans are a glut on the market, no one is interested."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)

275 While youtubing last weekend, I learned that Mr. Dmlw! thought Warren Zevon said the werewolf's hair was purple.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

A Woke Werewolf! He'd fit right in today's London.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (gtcuf)

276 107 So, where will Massie end up? CNN, FNC, or MSNOW? Taking all bets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 19, 2026 08:30 PM (f0sNM)

McDonalds drive thru?

Posted by: Joemarine at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (y171U)

277 I mean, her ass can block out the sun!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)

278 Skanky Eighball Murkowski is next. Hope she’s got a gig lined up, because OF is out.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 09:16 PM (qTrmL)

279 >> So, where will Massie end up?

A gay bathhouse in the Netherlands. .

Posted by: Vengeance at May 19, 2026 09:17 PM (qTrmL)

280 Murky managed to survive one primary loss already. I'm afraid we're stuck with the nepo snowhoover till she drops dead.

Posted by: Delurker at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (gtcuf)

281 200

HARRISON COUNTY, Ind. — An Indiana man is behind bars after police say he was found dancing in the roadway while holding a rare box turtle and carrying methamphetamine.

Indiana DNR officials announced Tuesday that a man had been arrested in Harrison County after conservation officers found him “dancing” along a local street. The man was reportedly holding an Eastern Box Turtle, which DNR said is illegal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

youtu.be/rf592f9jPaM

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (sAmhv)

282 MA city votes to disable gunshot detection system just one week after major "active-shooter event" in order to shield blacks, migrants from cops

BREAKING: Cambridge Council votes 5-2 to disable gunshot detectors to protect black residents and migrants

https://notthebee.com/ta4eb

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (+34Tt)

283 >>>Thomas Massie: "I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."

>Those Kentucky Jews are almost as bad as those Russian Jews.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (D1E+2)

284 He wanders around, trying to network, call in old favors, it's really pathetic. Do you think the donors are taking care of him? Right now Cassidy is frantically making calls, and no one is answering.

Like Henry Hill going back to Pauly in Goodfellas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 09:18 PM (nESHF)

285 Biggest pleasures in life are getting your hair cut once a month, and watching your neighbor fall off the roof.

Posted by: Ching Chow at May 19, 2026 09:19 PM (oftw2)

286 Yup. It sounds good, but once you're out of office, you lose your grip on the levers of power. The last thing a President Vanciotis wants is someone running a shadow presidency.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Riz8t)
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There is political power, and there is personal power. Trump has lots of both.

Imagine a Trump out of office, a guy who can just camp out in your state or district. No official duties, no summits, just all the time in the world to ruin your life.

It would be a shame if that happened to you. All you have to do is vote for these things, maybe fire the bitch parliamentarian. Recess the Senate. Or, you know, enjoy your last term.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 19, 2026 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)

287 I rarely comment on looks and stuff, I am not shallow like y'all, but Massie's new wife's hips are as wide as Mississippi!
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Posted by: Thomas Massie at May 19, 2026 09:20 PM (wVcYX)

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