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JD Vance, Pete Hegseth Blast Flakey Fetish Weirdo Tom "Pinecone" Massie In Last Push in Primary Election

But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAL and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.


This contest between Massie and Gallrein marks the first time that the incumbent congressman has faced a one-on-one primary.

There is no doubt that this is his toughest race. Voters here have said they've moved away from him, not because of his quarreling with Trump, but because he's made it about himself, not them.

In contrast, Gallrein, a multigeneration Kentuckian with decades of service in the U.S. military, is a relative newcomer to politics. He ran once in a crowded primary race for state senate in 2024, ultimately losing by just a smidge more than 100 votes.

Gallrein spent time away from Kentucky while he was in the military, but it didn't take Kentucky out of him. His drawl is rich and deliberate, and his manners are impeccable. He retired 12 years ago and went right back to getting a little soil under his nails. His family also runs a popular destination farm in Shelby County, in the western stretch of the 4th Congressional District.

In our interview, Gallrein said that he grew up on the family dairy farm, "Which is a contact sport, and for five generations we've been farming in Kentucky for over a hundred years down on the river bottoms," he said.

His military bearing hasn't left him either. When he speaks, he commands the room, which draws the attention of voters interested in learning something new, as he did Thursday night at a GOP dinner in Kenton County.

Gallrein stepped up to the podium. And after connecting with voters over football rivalries, he got right to the point. A call to service led him to join the military, but also to farming and running for Congress.

"President Reagan inspired me to serve in 1983. There were no books or movies [on the SEALs] when I signed up for the SEALs from the farm field in Kentucky. So I left Kentucky and chose the hardest path I could to serve our nation because I had the audacity to think I could make a difference," he said.

Gallrein, who rose to become a Navy SEAL officer and had a career that spanned three decades, said, "I served this nation leading missions around the world on seven different SEAL teams, including multiple times on SEAL Team Six, earning four bronze stars."

Gallrein told the Washington Examiner that when his military service ended, he proudly came home to Kentucky. "Back to the farm, back to my family, back to serving veterans, and I thought my time was over."

That was until Trump reached out to Gallrein last fall to come to the White House for a visit.

"Thirty minutes into that conversation on Oct. 17, President Trump said, 'Ed, I don't have two consecutive terms like President Reagan to enact the agenda that I was overwhelmingly elected to deliver. Every year matters, every month matters, every week matters, every day matters. And every vote in the Congress and Senate matters.'"

Gallrein said that Trump told him, "You need to serve our nation again."

"Then it hit me hard," Gallrein said. "Because I'd already lived a life of sacred obligation as a career SEAL officer, leading troops all around the world. Some who didn't come home. They gave their all."

So Gallrein went home, fed the livestock that night, talked with his family, prayed on it, went to church, and made the same decision he made in 1983 when President Ronald Reagan inspired him. "Duty, honor, country. If not me, who? If not now, when?"


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 NOW: SecWar Pete Hegseth goes HARD against Rep. Thomas Massie while campaigning in Kentucky

"At some point, being against everything becomes an excuse for accomplishing NOTHING."

"At some point, constant obstruction is not leadership, it's just commentary. It's obstruction."

"President Trump does not need more people in Washington who are trying to make a point, especially from his own party."

"He needs people willing to help him win, to vote with him when it matters the most. And too often, Massie is acting like his job is to stand apart from the movement that President Trump leads instead of strengthening it."

"When President Trump needs backup, Massie wants to debate process."

"When the movement needs unity, especially at the biggest moments, Massie's willing to vote with Democrats."

"When conservatives are fighting the most radical left in American history, too often Massie's instinct is to throw elbows at fellow Republicans instead of the people who are destroying our country or want to destroy our country."

"Understand that in the middle of a fight, you don't weaken your own side, you advance to the objective. And that's what Ed Gallrein understands."



This criticism by Vance is from a TPUSA event in the past, but it's being recirculated now.


"Voting against the party on every single issue. You're eventually going to make too many enemies. It's not one issue or 3 issues it's every single issue. Every time we've needed Thomas for a vote he has been unwilling to provide it"

"When you always vote against the party, you can't expect the party to back you"

The Republican Party is President Trump's party. Massie must go.




Last week, Kurt Schlichter summed up weird sex asshole Massie.

Next week, the people of the 4th Congressional District of Kentucky have a chance to punt that useless poser Thomas Massie through the goalposts of failure. Let's hope they do. This ridiculous clown was merely a tiresome curiosity when the Republicans had a decent margin in the House, but then, he found himself with a little bit of heat because of the current small margin. And he made the best of it, through shameless lies and cringe-worthy self-promotion, going from marginal mediocrity to an active abscess on the buttocks of the party. It's time to lance that boil.

Libertarians are useless at best, and it's worse when they are active co-conspirators with the Democrats. There's this idea that libertarians are actually Republicans who simply like dope, but that's not so. They're like that mythical creature we used to hear about in the '90s, the fiscally conservative but socially liberal voter who inevitably voted however the Democrats wanted. And that's what Massie does, though he tries to cloak it in the garments of principle. It's unclear whether he's ever actually passed any legislation of his own, though he's always eager to propose bills; he's unable to get anyone to join him. That's because everybody hates him. That's because he's a jerk.

Before his wife sadly died young a couple of years ago, he was content to be a fringe weirdo with bad hair and no heat. Once she tragically passed away, he visited a hairstylist, married a leftist staffer 20 years his junior, and decided he needed to broaden his horizons, which meant helping the Democrats and shafting the GOP more openly than before. And perhaps he became a player, too, at least according to a woman who said he tried to pay her 60 grand to shut up about their kinky affair. I don't know if that is true or not, and I kind of doubt it for several reasons including that the idea of a schlub like Thomas Massie scoring is so inherently unbelievable. Still, the story is out there. The primary voters of the Kentucky 4th can decide whether this current scandal matters, but there are plenty of reasons to dump this loser besides unproven claims about his inability to satisfy a woman.

You know, like being the ringmaster for the whole Epstein circus.

The Epstein affair, which rapidly became an idiotic moral panic and an IQ test that far too many people failed, was this guy's claim to fame. Suddenly, this nobody was somebody, appearing on all the regime shows and getting a bunch of press because of his courageous and principled stand. Just kidding. Principles had nothing to do with it. It was his willingness to attack fellow Republicans over the shakiest of shaky allegations. He didn't care who he hurt with his lies. You'll notice above that I carefully set forth that the claims against Massie himself are unproven and merely allegations. That's because I'm not a scumbag who makes unqualified accusations against people when I don't have proof that I find compelling. But Massie had no such compunctions. He was perfectly willing to go out and essentially argue that Donald Trump was the head of a pervert ring and claim that a whole bunch of other people were part of it, and that he had that information, and he was going to see the truth come out. And where is this truth? Nowhere. Nada. A big nothing. He didn't expose anyone because it was all crap. It was all a lie. And he didn't care.

And he still doesn't care that he lies. Donald Trump wants to get rid of this dork and has endorsed Ed Gallrein in the primary. I've had a chance to interview Ed, and he's a solid guy, a straightforward and strait-laced conservative who loves his country. Massie talks about how he's principled and patriotic -- he went on Tucker, who has gone insane, and Tucker claimed that this primary election will show whether a candidate who loves America can win. And it will, but not the way Tucker meant. Ed was a Navy SEAL captain, and he showed his love for America by fighting for it rather than posing for the cameras like Massie did back when the Epstein thing was useful and the regime media still paid attention to him.

"Pinecone"?

When you see people defending Massie passionately and wonder "But how could this weird vain loser nonentity provoke such passion?," the answer is: Because his passionate defenders know what his real agenda is.

Joel Mowbray
@joelmowbray

🚨 EXCLUSIVE
Thomas Massie superfan -- and campaign supporter -- Ryan Matta is a full-blown Holocaust denier.

Among other claims, Matta (who wore "American Reich" gear in photo with Massie) says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."

Matta has created numerous videos purporting to "expose" the "Holo-hoax" and discuss the "JQ."

In short, these conspiracy theory videos are so central to Matta's online persona that anyone familiar with him knows that he's one of the biggest Holocaust deniers on social media.

Given how popular he is in Massie-supporting circles -- Matta is quite friendly on X with Tucker Carlson's brother Buckley, for example -- it is inconceivable that the campaign (or even Massie himself) was unaware of Matta's overtly pro-Hitler views.

Nor does Matta hide that, of course.

He was wearing an "American Reich" hoodie in various pro-Massie social media videos in recent days.

And though candidates take many photos with lots of people, Massie knows how popular he is with anti-Semites, yet he had no qualms taking a photo with someone who stamped himself as "American Reich."

Unless Massie immediately apologizes for associating with Matta and prohibits him from campaign events, then there should be little doubt about the kind of man Massie truly is.

Post here, with video. In the video, this Massie super-fat explains that Nazi concentration camps were actually very clean and provided first rate medical services and that more "J's" (he avoids saying "Jews" for some reason) were born in the Nazi camps than "passed away."

Passed away. They passed away you guys.

I've said it before: Of course not every libertarian is a cryptonazi -- but Nazis have found the "libertarian" flag a convenient Flag of Convenience to fly to hide their actual agenda.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 18, 2026 05:21 PM (iVUs+)

2 "Flaky fetish weirdo" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:22 PM (2sfNr)

3 Pinecone? Sounds prickly.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (YwEeS)

4 That is a very ... glowing article. Very positive for Gallrein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

5 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

6 I read the Content!

Posted by: DBCooper at May 18, 2026 05:28 PM (jDPg2)

7 But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAK and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.

What's a SEAK?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

8 The crashout from the Massholes is already epic. He's losing, and they know it.

Literally EVERY Twatter post about it is instantly flooded with YOU JUST HATE HIM CAUSE HE DOESN'T TAKE AIPAC DIRTY JEW MONEY AND YOU'RE ISRAEL FIRST

blah blah blah

Literally Ro Khanna, Ana Kasperian, Politico, the NYT and freaking AL JAZEERA were out simping for Massie last week.

And the Massholes scream LOL YOU LYING THEY DIDN'T ENDORSE HIM. No, they just ran a bunch of tongue bath articles glazing him and talking up how great he was.

The left is fully engaged in trying to drag Massie over the finish line, and it ain't because he's 'America first' and a 'principled conservative'.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (AjL/0)

9 So squirrels munch on Massie's junk. Good to know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)

10 What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

A gay furry who hits the wrong key on their keyboard, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

11 Tom Massie is asshole.

Posted by: The Asshole Store at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (mC7bQ)

12 Dear Penthouse Forum,

I was just hanging from a pine tree at a small liberal arts college, and I never expected something like this to happen to me...

Posted by: Pinecone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (wGerL)

13 Can he tell us why Trump surrendered to the Taliban ?

Posted by: Paul at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (rqXcT)

14 I hope he doesn't pull if off. The primary, not his pinecone.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

15 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

16 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Yes ... unless they're vetted by CBD and Sefton, of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (diia5)

17 Well, Dan Bongino is an expert on failure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

18 And Paul seems confused, again.

Probably couldn't manage to shit in a Pringles can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

19 I hope he doesn't pull if off. The primary, not his pinecone.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

Just until you need glasses, kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

20 10 What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

A gay furry who hits the wrong key on their keyboard, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

Give him a break. He has prostate problems.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

21 I surprised the GOPe didn't initiate the McCain Maneuver and drop a third candidate in the race, to distribute (and weaken) the protest vote.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (3u5xF)

22 I am still pretty new to Idaho. I learned that Governor Brad Little is being primaried. Why? Is he a GOPe squish?

Alas, I have not registered to vote yet. I'll do it soon, but the primary is tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (0aYVJ)

23 What's a SEAK?
20 bucks ,same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (gu0hJ)

24 7 But before that the positive case for Ed Gallrein, SEAK and farmer, and the next congressman for Kentucky District 4.

What's a SEAK?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

Sea, Air, And Kayak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

25 Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (3u5xF)

I think Massie has no friends in the establishment GOP either. Kind of a feminine MTG.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (wGerL)

26 Give him a break. He has prostate problems.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

Its like a pineapple up in there!

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

27 imam of SD center says it is outrageous to target a place of worship. this just makes me say wow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (n5tGW)

28 x.com/disclosetv/status/2056480509828509977

Listen to this asshole San Diego cop. Because the shooting was at an Islamic center it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise, a standard never applied in other cases where the victims are white, Christians, orJews.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/)

29 Schlichter brings it!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

30 > What's a SEAK?

A steak alternative for people with no T.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 18, 2026 05:36 PM (mkw2N)

31 29 Schlichter brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, he's good at....talking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (xcxpd)

32 I saw one poll where Massie was losing, but the polling org was not one I had heard of.

Are there any reputable predictions out there?

I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.

Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

33 I could have been first but I was eating a pinecone.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (vFG9F)

34 If I thought the GOP would hold the House on a razor-thin edge, I would vote for Gallrein. At the end of the day politics is a team sport and there has to be a working team in order to actually accomplish important things.

On the other hand, if I thought the GOP would hold the House with a manageable working majority, I would vote for Massie. We need more voices pushing back against our BigGov-BigTech overlords. The idea that a GOP-controlled House supports the "kill switch" technology letting them disable your car if they decide you are not fit to drive is absolutely infuriating.

And also to demonstrate the quixotic notion that there is at least one single solitary Republican not allied with, bribed by, extorted by, or otherwise controlled by the all-powerful tribalistic Israel Lobby whose compass always points ultimately to what's best for one particular foreign country and its supporters and not grounded in the fundamental principles upon which the USA was founded.

Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

35 You could name your member anything and you choose pinecone? We are definitely not sending our best to DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

36 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."

'demonic, gross things.'
That's a new one on me.
Seems like he's just completely making shit up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

37
Listen to this asshole San Diego cop.

Another jerk with FOUR STARS on his collar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Cqx++)

38 I heard a rumor that he was also boinking Lauren Boebert. Funny and kind of impressive, if true.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)

39 32 I saw one poll where Massie was losing, but the polling org was not one I had heard of.

Are there any reputable predictions out there?

I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

Well, they're fairly new, and they were pretty accurate in the Louisiana Senate primary - they did a poll on the 5th and it was only a couple points off the total.

But the very fact that nobody is polling this race tells you what you need to know.

Normally they'd be throwing polls out and laughing at 'Massie owning the MAGA chuds'. Instead, none of them want to talk about polls and the leftists are all hands on deck trying to simp and drag him across the finish line

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:41 PM (AjL/0)

40 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."


Massie has some, uh, interesting fans. This is vile.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (sAmhv)

41 says Auschwitz did NOT have gas chambers, but rather SHOWERS to clean "dirty" Jews, whom he called "disgusting people" who don't shower and thus were "covered in... demonic, gross things."


Before there was Ivory soap, there was zyclon-B soap.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (2WIwB)

42 The Matta stuff seems a bit like guilt by association. He's a complete kook/plant but Massie- he just seems to be a McCain/Ron Paul retard.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

43 35 You could name your member anything and you choose pinecone? We are definitely not sending our best to DC.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

I went to college with a guy who named his junk The Word.

People would say, 'get The Word out', and he would.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 18, 2026 05:42 PM (AjL/0)

44 >>> Probably couldn't manage to shit in a Pringles can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)


I've never heard this particular pejorative before. I'm actually curious where it came from. It has to be modern to involve pringles. Unless it first applied to people that couldn't shit in a coconut or something and it got retconned into a pringles can later.

I honestly think it would be difficult to shit in a pringles can, I mean, I could do it eventually but I'd need a few practice shits. Maybe larger targets and then work down towards a pringles can with ever smaller targets.

But once you can reliably target the can then who knows, a pez dispenser, a sewing thimble, anything's possible at that point.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)

45 Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

You think Massie is a protector against Republican overreach?

Lord All Mighty.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (qrzX6)

46 Listen to this asshole San Diego cop. Because the shooting was at an Islamic center it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise, a standard never applied in other cases where the victims are white, Christians, orJews.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/)

Yes, because Muslims are a 'protected class', which, near as I can tell, means everybody but straight, white, Christian, men.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

47 Yes, because Muslims are a 'protected class', which, near as I can tell, means everybody but straight, white, Christian, men.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18

And Jewish temples.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

48 Massie is such an attention seeking bimbo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (DKe4e)

49 The "Js"???

What the hell?

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (Oy/m2)

50 I heard a rumor that he was also boinking Lauren Boebert. Funny and kind of impressive, if true.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)


He probably wishes he was boinking her.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB)

51 I am sure Massie's staffer believes that Oct 7th was just a misunderstanding that occurred at a Rave in 'Palestine'.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (9maW1)

52 It seems like the pinecone was getting dipped a lot around DC. These pols are some nasty types.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (3uBP9)

53 As I said, Massie thinks cheers from muslim bots equals primary votes.

My favorite is how he whines about how expensive the race is, with the clear intent being "because of dirty Jew money."

Of course, his funds are from the purest of sources.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (5EIGx)

54 I hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

55 Massie is such an attention seeking bimbo.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He pairs well with the avowed Marxist Ro Khana

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

56 >>Lord All Mighty.


It IS getting hot in here, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at May 18, 2026 05:47 PM (9maW1)

57 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening. (AI Overview)

Ugh! But I would like a clear picture of that fool's piercing for new, young wife and whoever else.

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:47 PM (NFX2v)

58 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

59 Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (3uBP9)

I would be embarrassed if I were Massie's wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (Yl2Ob)

60 I am sure Massie's staffer believes that Oct 7th was just a misunderstanding that occurred at a Rave in 'Palestine'.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (9maW1)

Is he a supporter or a staffer? If supporter, retard. If staffer, massies also a retard.

And an asshole.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

61 I'm starting to think that there were pinecones and boeberts on offer all around. No wonder these idiots never get anything done. They're too busy f'ing each other.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)

62 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcrGNHvPvI

Nick Straker Band - A Walk in the Park (1979)

Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (jrgJz)

63 hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

What part of the story are you disputing and what negatives did they leave out?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (qrzX6)

64 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

——————

But enough about my ex wife.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (u73oe)

65 Posted by: TITP at May 18, 2026 05:39 PM (r3hkP)

America is allied with Israel because of common culture values, and for a great many of us, God. They are in fact our only useful ally because they're the only ones that will pull their own weight when there's a fight.

The fact that some politicians listen to voters who understand that rather than your weird fringe niche isn't an indication that they're being bribed or extorted or controlled. It means they agree with the other side of the argument you're trying to create.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (vSvIl)

66 I hope someone at the Washington Examiner at least got a reach-around after that Gallrein story.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 18, 2026 05:46 PM (QaH55)

Selena Zito from the link. Yeah, she polished that knob to a mirror shine.

Posted by: Rebel Alliance Proctologist at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

67 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

68 And Jewish temples.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

Jews are apparently a special exception since they are such white-adjacent colonizers, I suppose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

69 Massie takes a valid point in that rino fags prioritize Israel/aipac over America first, and turns that into

Holocaust, what holocaust?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (fapp/)

70 /off ewok proctologist sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

71
I think a lot of political spouses aren't embarrassed by their spouse.

As long as the money rolls in they don't cae.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (3ek7K)

72 Massie, a political kidney stone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:51 PM (DKe4e)

73 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening. (AI Overview)

Ugh! But I would like a clear picture of that fool's piercing for new, young wife and whoever else.
Posted by: L - No nic...


Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2026 05:51 PM (/lPRQ)

74 Ben Had

I think it's fear.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (3ek7K)

75 Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Maybe he's got a Jacob's Ladder.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)

77 Power is a hella destructive drug.

It reveals character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)


The number one reason a new general officer retires after a year or two is because he can't keep his pants zipped. Too many women throwing themselves at them. The military at least does a pretty good job of policing itself. Congress has no such restraint and hot interns in every office.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

78 I think a lot of political spouses aren't embarrassed by their spouse.

As long as the money rolls in they don't cae.

Posted by: four seasons at May 18, 2026 05:50 PM (3ek7K)
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For far too many of them, it's a business arrangement for mutual gain.

As long as one keeps one's indiscretions discreet and out of the media, then everyone wins.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (gnNyN)

79
Massie is bringing out the weirdos.

The company you keep etc etc

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (iJfKG)

80 If Massie's wife hadn't passed away, would Massie have kept it in his pants, so to speak, and he would have saved his job?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)

81 31 29 Schlichter brings it!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, he's good at....talking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (xcxpd)
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Considering that's what he does for a living it seems like he's found his niche. What else do you want him to do, pick up a 2x4 and start cracking skulls?

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

82 73 Piercings in your private areas will rarely trigger standard airport metal detectors, but they will often trigger modern advanced imaging scanners (like the millimeter-wave scanners used by the TSA). If an anomaly is detected, you will be directed to a private area for a targeted pat-down or visual screening.

Obligatory

https://tinyurl.com/439zv9wm

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (wGerL)

83 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)


I'd say 'yes', depending. Most of it is just justification to hate white peepo and Christianity anyway. So either is kind of shallow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

84 80 If Massie's wife hadn't passed away, would Massie have kept it in his pants, so to speak, and he would have saved his job?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)
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I would bet you any amount of my life savings that Massie's "pinecone" was not exclusively shown to his wife prior to her passing.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

85 Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1

I'm betting he didn't before she died.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 05:54 PM (qrzX6)

86 Ben Had, embrace the healing power of 'and.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (DKe4e)

87 Considering that's what he does for a living it seems like he's found his niche. What else do you want him to do, pick up a 2x4 and start cracking skulls?
Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

Well... who's skull? I have a list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

88
I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.

But the Wookiee probably won't kill you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:55 PM (Cqx++)

89 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

90 67. 67 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had

I say protected.

AI Overview
Muslims are protected in the United States under the law. However, despite these constitutional and federal protections, civil liberties organizations continue to document instances of discrimination and targeted surveillance.

The First Amendment: The U.S. Constitution prohibits the government from establishing a state religion and guarantees the free exercise of all religions. This protects Muslims' rights to hold beliefs, worship, and practice their faith (including wearing religious attire like a hijab) without state interference.

Title VII of the Civil Rights Act: This federal law prohibits employers with 15 or more employees from discriminating based on religion in hiring, firing, wages, and promotions. It also requires employers to provide reasonable accommodations for religious practices—such as prayer breaks or time off for religious holidays—unless it causes undue hardship to the business.

More...

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

91 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

That's such a great, super comment! Love that historical reference too!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

92 A Wookie named Mohammed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (DKe4e)

93 Evil abound

@libsoftiktok 19m
BREAKING: The Colorado Supreme Court just ruled 5-2 in favor of Children’s Hospital Colorado, restoring their ability to perform g*nital mutilations of children.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (diia5)

94 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Is Massie auditioning to be the Death by Bunga-Bunga guy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

95
AI Overview
Muslims are protected in the United States under the law. However, despite these constitutional and federal protections, civil liberties organizations continue to document instances of discrimination and targeted surveillance.


Yeah, let's build some more data centers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 05:58 PM (Cqx++)

96 73. Pinecone because so many piercings it looks like it is wearing scalemail armor.
That or genital warts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

🫣

Posted by: L - No nic... at May 18, 2026 05:59 PM (NFX2v)

97 Did you see that they painted over a long loved mural on a building in Dallas in order to paint a FIFA promotional mural?

And it wasn't some bad art mural. It was The Whaling Wall which was artistically fantastic.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (qrzX6)

98 Sadly, most politicos fall prey to the capitol city's establishment and their fetishes not long after arriving.

Hope Ed Gallrein can deal with it. Should he, you know, win.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (jehhT)

99 Did Genital Warts open for Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (DKe4e)

100 Does anyone else look at puff pieces and feel... turned off by them? Even if nominally for someone on our side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

Only if they're not factual or omit important facts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:01 PM (qrzX6)

101
t was The Whaling Wall which was artistically fantastic.

Did it have a Nantucket sleighride?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (Cqx++)

102 Radical Dems like Maxine Waters & Al Sharpton, who are beholden to corporate landlords, & Trump hating RINOS are teaming up to kill the bipartisan housing bill.

It must stop. It’s time we restore the American dream & ban institutional investors from buying single-family homes.
-

@DonaldJTrumpJr - 1h

Banning institutional investors from buying single-family homes is a commonsense policy to drive down home prices. Every single Republican in Congress should be supporting it. We can't allow RINOs and Dems in the Swamp to block my fathers America First agenda on housing!!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (Mb4p6)

103
And perhaps he became a player, too, at least according to a woman who said he tried to pay her 60 grand to shut up about their kinky affair. I don't know if that is true or not, and I kind of doubt it for several reasons including that the idea of a schlub like Thomas Massie scoring is so inherently unbelievable.



Schlichter sure sounds like he's trying to steal our cruelty schtick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (WESgR)

104 I love people with audacity.

I have it, my father had it, my sons and (so far) grands have it. Our 5yr old Girlie #1 has it in ALL CAPS and we love her for this among other things.

With audacity you may still fail, but you bounce quickly back and move on. I have never failed at anything (thinks hard: ok, I fear snakes).

I had audacity to think I could compete out of state in college courses, then be accepted by two hard to get into nursing schools (1 in 400 applicants). I may look like a dumb redneck blonde, but the surprise will be your own. My audacity is genetic and also because people expected me to fail due to simply being where I was from. I had a chip on my shoulder from age six yrs. Get out of my way.

This future leader and US Congressman Gallrein admitted he had it from the farming fields of Kentucky to the SEALS. Fantastic story!

I now want to go to Kentucky and vote illegally for him is how impressed I am.

I will pray for his victory instead over that weirdo perverted ninny.

Pray. It's a simple as that, MORONS. We need him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:02 PM (WONhk)

105 Any sign of Frederica and her hats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (DKe4e)

106 89 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

It's not an uncommon thing for people not to relate to events outside of living memory. The knowledge of WWII is fading quickly as the Greatest Generation passes on.

It was bound to happen.

A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

107 SpeakingOf

You mean World War Eleven?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

108 "" In the video, this Massie super-fat explains that Nazi concentration camps were actually very clean and provided first rate medical services and that more "J's" (he avoids saying "Jews" for some reason) were born in the Nazi camps than "passed away."

Passed away. They passed away you guys.""


Woah, I didn't watch the vid, but anybody who believes that shit needs to get the fuck off my planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (snZF9)

109 That's such a great, super comment! Love that historical reference too!
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

Lol. Fuck you too, buddy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

110 You mean World War Eleven?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

That's what the Somalis call it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (6ydKt)

111
Coulter pines
are most easily identifiable by their massive spiny cones, which can be as long as 20 inches and are the heaviest and largest of any true pine (Pinus spp.), weighing up to 8 pounds.

Posted by: Tom CoulterPine Massie at May 18, 2026 06:05 PM (IifOV)

112 Because the shooting was at a Mosque it is considered a hate crime until proven otherwise

Moslems are peaceful, they’ll cut your head off if you say otherwise.

So the water walkers in charge of the PD and the clowns in government are gonna get on their knees and blow. Soon they’ll convert. It’s just easier that way. Profiles In Courage.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (2NfTM)

113 weird sex asshole Massie
_______________________________

Not something you want to hear from an Oncologist.

(also, and acceptable answer) $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (dIske)

114 Pakistan is deploying troops and fighter jets in Saudi Arabia. - > They have a mutual defense agreement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:06 PM (Mb4p6)

115 > Any sign of Frederica and her hats?
---------
I think she's either dead, or so far gone (mentally) that she might as well be dead.

Her staff, like DiFi's was, is still on the payroll. And that's what really matters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (jehhT)

116 Tom CoulterPine Massie

Not a lot of elasticity and friction reduction in pine cones.

What an idiot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

117 Wait?

That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

118 I mean, seriously I was waiting for the line: 'his drizzled yet chisled good looks made this reporter so weak in the knees I almost passed out from dehydration.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (zZu0s)

119 LOL, WTF is a destination farm?

I get it, Massie's a GOP douche and he deserves to be humiliated and stripped of his ruling class rank by this upstart, whomever he may be.

But "destination farm" sounds like a particularly silly tourist trap, unless this dude is just rooking suburbanites into working his land and paying to do it. In that case, I applaud him, and hope there's a 90-day indenture buried in the fine print.

"LOGAN! DAKOTA! Nobody needs a sundial around heah! Stop leaning on those shovels and get 'em movin', else you're both sleeping in the pigsty tonight!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:08 PM (BI5O2)

120 Perhaps Frederica is on an extended hat-shopping trip in Europe and South America?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:08 PM (6ydKt)

121 something something Fibonacci sequence

Posted by: Don Black- tomorrow's comments today at May 18, 2026 06:09 PM (ZxPkt)

122 117 Wait?

That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

123 OK, now do Murkowski.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (DwqWV)

124 Good on Trump as getting rid of democrats pretending to be republicans being primaried is just one of the many things that I voted for Trump for.... AND HE IS DELIVERING!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (xvV+O)

125 >>>
It's not an uncommon thing for people not to relate to events outside of living memory. The knowledge of WWII is fading quickly as the Greatest Generation passes on.

It was bound to happen.

A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)


10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

126
A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

This saddens me. Going to watch the HBO 'They shall not be forgotten' ww1 documentary again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (hnDmt)

127 Hot chicks have no need to get a job, go to school, education, etc Christy. I mean if they don’t want to. They just hang on the arm of their sugar daddy and smile a lot. And other stuff too. They may be ditzy but it’s understandable.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (2NfTM)

128 Bill Gates sold 7.7 million shares of Microsoft.
Now he has more money to help vaccinate poor black babies in Africa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (Mb4p6)

129 They deserve some Zyklon B aroma therapy then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (DKe4e)

130 10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

That is think is partly due to social media and everyone locking down in their own bubbles. It'll get worse as 'AI' gets better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

131 They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

132 Hottness won't last forever for most

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

133 OK, now do Murkowski.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (DwqWV)

—————-

She has a pine cone too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (u73oe)

134 Bill Gates sold 7.7 million shares of Microsoft.
Now he has more money to help vaccinate poor black babies in Africa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (Mb4p6)

That sounds like a nice round 300 million dollar number.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (qrzX6)

135 A Pakistan Iran war would be awesome.

Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (IuIym)

136 Aetius451AD work phone

We have an omnipresent Deity that waits to the end to judge.

For some people, that is too long. Evil is advancing.


At some point, wider society will step in, like in Rumania.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

137 Pinecone dentata

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (DKe4e)

138 10/7/2023 was pretty damned evil. And only a few years ago. I think people actively choose to ignore and excuse evil.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

I think the people you're talking about wanted it to happen, they just don't want to be associated with all of the deeds the Palis did to achieve it.

Daniel Greenfield made a great point about that in an article today in regards to Dems and their current love of assassinations. They want them to happen but don't want to be associated with it, so they instead claim all the attempts against Trump were staged.

That explanation makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)

139 Aetius saw it in a theater, would love to see it again someday.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

140 Maybe Murcowski calls hers the polar bear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (u73oe)

141 Pakistan is already fighting Afghanistan. Plus India could decide to go at them at any time. Stretching themselves thin the Pakistanis are.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gu0hJ)

142 "Pinecone dentata
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Hmm. Let me work on it...

Posted by: Rupert Holmes at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

143 They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

I also have it on Blu-ray. Powerful, and so tragic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (0aYVJ)

144 Aetius saw it in a theater, would love to see it again someday.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2026 06:15 PM (Ia/+0)

They recreated the sounds and colonization (of course) but it was really cool. Haunting. It would have really sucked to be there kind of way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

145
They Shall Not Grow Old IS really interesting. I picked it up on Blu-ray.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Thank you for the correction, I thought it was wrong but was too intellectually lazy to imdb the proper title.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 18, 2026 06:17 PM (hnDmt)

146 "Pinecone dentata
Posted by: Anna Puma"

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OK I LOLed

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (xvV+O)

147 A Pakistan Iran war would be awesome.
Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2026 06:14 PM (IuIym

Or in other words Sunni vs Shia

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qrzX6)

148 Pakistan is already fighting Afghanistan. Plus India could decide to go at them at any time. Stretching themselves thin the Pakistanis are.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 06:16 PM (gu0hJ)

Pakistan might be miffed that their attempt to be a mover and shaker with the Peace talks was abused by Iran changing their stance 20 minutes after a position paper was published.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

149 >>> That is think is partly due to social media and everyone locking down in their own bubbles. It'll get worse as 'AI' gets better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)


There is an innate human desire to close your eyes to evil. And yeah, technology will make it easier to build your bubble. But that doesn't make what's coming go away. They hide it the way a toddler covers just their own face and think they are now hidden from your sight.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (3uBP9)

150 Yuck, who would vote for a *farmer*???

Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Graham Platner Supporter at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

151 But now Peter Jackson, like Christopher Nolan, has lost his creative balls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (DKe4e)

152 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

81 years. One lifetime. The evil is gaining ground.

Only 81 years.

Posted by: 81 Years at May 18, 2026 05:56 PM (mC7bQ)

***

One of the psych books I had to read in college was by Gail Sheahy called "Passages." It actually kind of walks through generational changes that happen about every 20 years.
Course...it was the 70's.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (2WIwB)

153 OK, I looked it up. Destination Farms are where you go to pick some peaches off a tree instead of buying them at the farmer's market for less money and labor, and then have a dinner at the farm-to-table artisanal something or other restaurant and blah blah blah.

You used to see this kind of stupid shit where I grew up - fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (BI5O2)

154 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 06:00 PM (jehhT)

I recognized the existence of the Deep State during the Tea Party era when the staffers explained how they put all the new representatives through training as to how D.C. really works. It made me less surprised to see promising candidates quickly turn into standard robo-pols.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2026 06:20 PM (lFFaq)

155 76 Let me run this up the flag pole. Are muzzies protected or feared, as in don't piss them off because they go jihadi?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2026 05:49 PM (z2aPa)

I believe this is far closer to the truth. Kind of a "Let the Wookiee win" scenario.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at May 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)


I disagree. I think it's "game recognizes game," and Gay Race Communists respect fellow con artists willing to lie, rape and murder for The Grand Cause of enslaving the whole human race. At least they have a sufficiently audacious goal, and ruthlessness to match!

The same goal, and the same ruthlessness. The only difference is in their rhetoric and cultural trappings, but those are the scam patter and clique ID of a confidence scheme. Ultimately, the stone-cold sociopaths at the top of each grift don't really care about the details, which is they're merging into one pustulant Islamunism.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (Sy6m/)

156 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (BI5O2)

It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

157 That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

To be fair, those Jews were a little stinky after the Germans stuffed them into cattle cars for transport, without toilet or bathing facilities.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)

158 A lot of people today get their history of WWI from movies, games, and social media - this is the result.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
___________

And most of the movies suck. I was particularly disappointed by the most recent version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Had high hopes for it.

Paths of Glory even gets basic stuff wrong despite it being Kubrick. The most glaring thing is Kirk Douglas' walk through the trench before the assault. Not one traverse along the entire path.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (XvL8K)

159 So you get to tar all libertarians with Massie and Paul? OK, fair enough, but I'm glad I'm not a registered member of the party of Bushes, Romney, McCain, Pence, McConnel, Graham(nesty), Cornyn, Cassidy, Snow, Murkowski, Collins, and the rest of the rogues' gallery of scumbags and grifters who have lately called the "Grand" Old Party home.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (JcF+m)

160 It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

I don't think you understand how this site works.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)

161 Let's see...81 years. 81 years later and the evil in the world has managed to make some people forget.

9/11 was, essentially, forgotten within 24 months... by people in NY.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

162 It's not stupid shit just because you don't like it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:21 PM (qrzX6)

Yes it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (BI5O2)

163 OK, I looked it up. Destination Farms are where you go to pick some peaches off a tree instead of buying them at the farmer's market for less money and labor, and then have a dinner at the farm-to-table artisanal something or other restaurant and blah blah blah.

You used to see this kind of stupid shit where I grew up - fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Pretty harsh. there's a pumpkin farm here that does free hayrides in the fall. Sells produce the rest of the year. Sells honey. Why do you hate tourist traps?

Posted by: MkY at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (q6tQZ)

164 I fear I endanger my immortal soul when I read about these nazis. The things I stop myself from saying are just un-Christian.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

165 But now Peter Jackson, like Christopher Nolan, has lost his creative balls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:19 PM (DKe4e)

We got the trilogy. That is am happy with. And the doc. And the Frighteners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

166 164 I fear I endanger my immortal soul when I read about these nazis. The things I stop myself from saying are just un-Christian.
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

There is nothing more Christian than fighting evil.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (DwqWV)

167 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2026 06:24 PM (u73oe)

168 nood



quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

169 There is only one poll that matters and that takes place tomorrow.

And, of course, Massie is defending himself against people that have been smearing him. That makes it look like he made it about himself. Gallrein has not really campaigned. He has avoided debates, or any other opportunity to confront Massie. He has acted alike a coward.

Posted by: Quartermaster at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (UOf2j)

170 Aetius

Which trilogy??

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (DKe4e)

171 157 That twat thot believes Dachau was a day spa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2026 06:07 PM (DKe4e)

Just a nice little bath, sauna, massage and aroma therapy session according to this guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

To be fair, those Jews were a little stinky after the Germans stuffed them into cattle cars for transport, without toilet or bathing facilities.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (DwqWV)
And they were gassed stinky and burned or buried stinky.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (LHPAg)

172 Posted by: Quartermaster at May 18, 2026 06:25 PM (UOf2

Yeah a SEAL is a coward.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (qrzX6)

173 And most of the movies suck. I was particularly disappointed by the most recent version of All Quiet on the Western Front. Had high hopes for it.

Paths of Glory even gets basic stuff wrong despite it being Kubrick. The most glaring thing is Kirk Douglas' walk through the trench before the assault. Not one traverse along the entire path.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 18, 2026 06:22 PM (XvL8K)

I liked War Horse, kinda, when it came out.

Was not too impressed by 1917 which was a slog to get through at times.

All Quiet on the Western Front has been remade like four times, it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 18, 2026 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

174 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Posted by: MkY at May 18, 2026 06:23 PM (q6tQZ)

________________________________

I live next to a Vineyard that is, essentially, a Destination farm. The Vineyard is the centerpiece (and does very well), and they'll let visitors pick their own grapes to be crushed and you come back later and they hook you up with your own wine (where you design the label etc.) Additionally, they offer a certified instructor for horse riding, Pick your own peaches, strawberries, apples, raspberries etc...depending on the season. They even offer bee keeping courses. All this is centered around the vineyard and a restaurant where most of their own produce goes into the dishes.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)

175 Yuck, who would vote for a *farmer*???
Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Graham Platner Supporter at May 18, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

Hee yaw!! You're dang straight. Vote for us real men, the shootie guys and the ranchers.
Love,

Timmy ("I'm Not Elmer Fudd") Walz and Petey (Flannel Boy) Buttyjudge .

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (lCppi)

176 fancy cabins and horse trails on a barely functioning ranch, where Karen would go to play cowgirl and listen solemnly to some crunchy old hippie strum a guitar by a campfire and read his cowboy poetry.
———

Spahn Ranch! Groovy, Good times, man. Good times

Posted by: Chuck Manson at May 18, 2026 06:28 PM (2NfTM)

177 172 Yeah a SEAL is a coward.

could be worse.

Posted by: otter libertine front at May 18, 2026 06:32 PM (sGtp+)

178 I tend to think Massie loses just because Trump has like a 99% kill rate, but no idea if they say let crossover voters in KY GOP primaries, etc.
Posted by: Leupold at May 18, 2026 05:37 PM (eIzlH)

the opponent sounds pretty great, too.

Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2026 06:33 PM (lCppi)

179 Elon Musk@elonmusk - 1h

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality.

There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it!

I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America.

OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:34 PM (Mb4p6)

180 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent@SecScottBessent
6h
.@USTreasury is issuing a temporary 30-day general license to provide the most vulnerable nations with the ability to temporarily access Russian oil currently stranded at sea.

This extension will provide additional flexibility, and we will work with these nations to provide specific licenses as needed. This general license will help stabilize the physical crude market and ensure oil reaches the most energy-vulnerable countries.

It will also help reroute existing supply to countries most in need by reducing China’s ability to stockpile discounted oil.
----

Next: Stop assisting Ukraine with our money and materiel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:37 PM (Mb4p6)

181 Washington is running two simultaneous energy doctrines: tighten the noose on Iranian oil, loosen it on Russian oil, with China as the explicit target of both moves

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 06:38 PM (Mb4p6)

182 127 Hot chicks have no need to get a job, go to school, education, etc Christy. I mean if they don’t want to. They just hang on the arm of their sugar daddy and smile a lot. And other stuff too. They may be ditzy but it’s understandable.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 06:11 PM (2NfTM)
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They are stupid. I forgot that being a former supermodel did not hurt my career in nursing and I was never stupid except once on a snipe hunt at 10yrs old.

In college and nursing school professors & classmates underestimated me because I talked slow and looked innocent. To be the only redneck in a sea of 100 Western girls took some belief in my worth. Later this was with surgeons and doctors and others I encountered in the hospital. It did not take long for them to see past my looks as I am no dummy.

Looks fade (well, for some, not me), but audacity remains forever.

Apparently audacious from birth. Asked my mother at 6wks to please put me in my crib and stop rocking and singing to me; leave me to sleep in peace. Age two years I thought I was an adult as that's all I knew. Infamous to all who met me as a stubborn blonde girl in sunglasses and pigtails.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 18, 2026 06:39 PM (WONhk)

183 Healthcare in the camps...

Now I've heard it all

Deranged. Massie is fucking DERANGED

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 18, 2026 06:44 PM (XLfSN)

184 Shhesh - sometimes we get losers in our party. the difference is we actively work to boot them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 18, 2026 06:46 PM (k8xm0)

185 Massie is an opponent of abortion and calls to release all Epstein files so he's okay with me, the rhetoric here would make Goebbels proud.

Posted by: EzE at May 18, 2026 06:50 PM (pxzPN)

186 Pinecone? Probably no bigger than the Western Red Cedar if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 18, 2026 06:54 PM (JDbs9)

187 Will the Zionist/Israel first crowd succeed? Mariam Adelson bought Trump, a Kentucky Congressional seat is nothing.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2026 07:04 PM (XZjgl)

188 Massie is an asshole, I also suspect he's a fag.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 18, 2026 07:08 PM (Q/FnY)

189 91% of the time Massie has voted with the Republican Party. He won his last election with 80% of the vote. The only thing that has changed is all the Zio shill money. Trump is betraying America once again.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2026 07:10 PM (XZjgl)

190 Trump is “postponing” his attack on Iran. Funny, he said the war was over a month ago. What a f’ing pos.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2026 07:13 PM (XZjgl)

191 Maga is now lead by all former Never Trumpers: Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin, Randy Fine, Laura Loomer and Marco Rubio. Very telling.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 18, 2026 07:35 PM (XZjgl)

192 True. Not all lolbertarians are crypto-Nazis. They're plain Nazis.

Posted by: deepelemblues at May 18, 2026 07:40 PM (dxkJd)

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