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The Morning Report — 5/ 18/26

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Good morning kids. As Bugs Bunny imitating Jerry Colonna might intone "Ahh, something new has been added!" Well, not really, as the age old theme of what's old is new again is in operation today. Last week it was Hantavirus, and now we have this crap raising its head again:

If Americans won’t have the meekness to get sick enough ahead of the midterm elections to justify lockdowns and all mail-in ballots, it seems globalists might be willing to manufacture another “global health emergency.” Hopefully Donald Trump and We the People are too smart to fall for that destructive nonsense twice.

Well, I fear that that might be putting hope over experience. I'd like to think the sentiment of "We won't get fooled again!" is indeed our collective watchword. Well, we shall certainly see, although color me skeptical, and yet maybe just maybe?

Dr. Anthony Fauci deserves to be indicted — but he probably won’t be, because his role in the origin of the COVID-19 pandemic that he fought so hard to cover up opens up a can of worms that nobody wants to confront.
He has his great patron Joe Biden’s blanket preemptive pardon to keep him safe from federal charges. But the recent indictment of his former factotum, David Morens, on federal charges of conspiracy and record-destruction for scheming to cover up Fauci’s role in funding the risky gain-of-function research on bat viruses at the notorious Wuhan lab in China, where the COVID-19 outbreak almost certainly began, has raised hopes that Fauci is still in the crosshairs of the DOJ.
President Trump has declared Biden’s last-minute autopen pardon of Fauci invalid, which would make it possible that he could be prosecuted for perjury over his 2024 testimony to Congress.Fauci’s boss, Francis Collins, didn’t receive an autopen pardon, so he also is fair game.
Then there is the bombshell testimony last week from CIA whistleblower James Erdman, who alleged a multi-agency coverup involving Fauci, who was then the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.
“Dr. Fauci’s role in the coverup was intentional,” Erdman testified, alleging that Fauci inserted himself into CIA deliberations about the origins of the virus — once on Feb. 3, 2020, and again on June 4, 2021 — to try to influence the analysis away from the lab-leak hypothesis most CIA analysts were leaning toward and instead persuade them to accept the farcical “natural origins” narrative, in which the virus bubbled up from an animal in a wet market fully adapted to infect humans.
According to Erdman, Fauci provided the Intelligence Community with “a conflicted list of curated subject matter experts, public health officials and scientists,” several of whom were involved in publishing the notorious discredited Nature Medicine paper, “The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2,” which dismissed the accidental lab leak theory.

Well, as fictional lawman William Munny would coldly state "Deserves got nothing to do with it!" Our all too real corrupted justice system will shield Fauci until the day he draws his last breath likely a free man and rolling in ill-gotten wealth from a career of inflicting, pain, misery and death on countless innocent people.

And also in the justice delayed is justice denied category we have the second worst crime of the century that goes hand-in-hand with COVID since the latter was the cover that enabled this in the first place:

During this week’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche discussed the Department of Justice’s ongoing efforts to uncover evidence that the 2020 election was “rigged.”

The acting AG vowed to make public his agency’s findings.. . “And the reality of the answer to that is because it takes a lot of work to uncover what happened in 2020,” he continued. “It takes a lot of old, good old-fashioned law enforcement, police work, which is what we’re doing. And we have great prosecutors working on it as well. And I expect that — and I assure you, I assure the American people that as soon as we have something to say for it, whether it’s charges, whether it’s a report, whether it’s the results of an investigation, the American people will learn about what we uncovered.”

Let 's assume for argument's sake that the evidence is indeed released what justice/restitution is there for President Trump and the American people? The only thing we can hope for is that it has a salutary effect going forward. But considering the cancer that is Leftism and the Democrat Party will require the equivalent of a radioactive stake through its black heart for anything resembling justice and the prevention of 2020 ever repeating.

So, "By any means necessary" means what exactly?

The same people tagging their social media with ‘8647’ as they fume from their Northern Virginia bedroom communities over federal government reforms can hardly claim that they don’t want Trump dead. It’s as implausible as their companion claim that Iran’s chant of ‘Death to America’ is a metaphor for geopolitical change and not a call for war and destruction. They’d like us to believe that they want Trump dead badly enough to buy a $12.95 ‘Made in China’ sign wishing for that happy outcome, but that they don’t actually want to see it happen.

They’re not denying the three official Trump assassination attempts by their own faction (not counting the Iranian ones) because they don’t want Trump dead, but because they don’t want their side to suffer the political fallout and they don’t want Trump to pick up political sympathy.

It’s not the murder they object to, it’s taking the blame for it, and the victim becoming a martyr.

As if they really care at this point?!

And so New York City Councilwoman Vickie Paladino (R-Queens) quite correctly observed that “Democrats have declared the entire electoral process illegitimate because they sometimes lose elections. They are prepared to torch the entire country in order ‘neutralize red states’. This is the language of civil war.” Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch noted thatTop of FormBottom of Form “@KamalaHarris doesn’t think it is a ‘bad idea’ to destroy our constitutional republic.”

Indeed. That is exactly the case. And it’s not just Harris alone. The Democrats in general have now refined their hatred of America’s Founding Fathers to include a determination to destroy the system they built. They constructed a vehicle for limited and responsible government. But for Harris and the left, it’s all about raw power: getting it, and keeping it. Forever.

Because they will never just leave us alone to live our lives in peace, It's us or them. Either we submit or die. And neither of those options are acceptable to me. So unless there is a massive sea change in their worldview an stranglehold on the cultural/educational system as well as preventing them from attaining any position of political power, from president all the way down to town dog-catcher, for at least a generation, we face an existential threat, my friends.

Have a good day.


    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • If Americans won’t have the meekness to get sick enough ahead of the midterm elections to justify lockdowns and all mail-in ballots, it seems globalists might be willing to manufacture another “global health emergency.” Hopefully Donald Trump and We the People are too smart to fall for that destructive nonsense twice. (sadly, IMHO that is TBD! - jjs)
    Here We Go Again: WHO Says Ebola Is Global Emergency as U.S. Virologist Smuggles in Pathogens


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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Here is a fanfare for the morning: https://youtu.be/5LoUm_r7It8
John Adams: Short Ride in a Fast Machine – BBC Proms 2014

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

2
Good morning everyone!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:13 AM (x0n13)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (NcvvS)

4 Mornin' J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (O7YUW)

5 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (DGD6U)

6 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:14 AM (RIvkX)

7 Hola Horde. May your week ahead be healthy and prosperous!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (G5gno)

8 Had two strong squall line drench me last night. Some hail, not much. 4 inch diameter hail promised tonight for round two of May in Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

9 Good morning, J.J. Thank you for our morning intel and the good commentary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

10 JJ, Under HEALTH AND HEALTHCARE, the last line reads:

The most common form of cancer among men in the US, aft

So... colon cancer?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (DGD6U)

11 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:17 AM (jehhT)

12 Oh my. Cuba is going to attack Key West.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e)

14

OOPS. Formatting fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13)

15 fd

Isn't Key West uses to missiles up the wazoo?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

16 J.J. Sefton

Yeah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

17 Top 20 but that's because a co-worker was talking.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (jjoN6)

18 Is the MR a double post within the MR?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (iMotb)

19 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 18, 2026 07:21 AM (Hbeqj)

20 Thanks, JJ.

I thought I was losing my mind for a moment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:22 AM (iMotb)

21 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

How have you and your tribe been doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

22 Happy Monday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur)

23 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

24 Not to intrude into the Morning Report, but most of you know my concerns about Maryland Governor Wes Moore, (D) and his naked ambition to run for President.

This is the second part of an in-depth investigation into claims he has made concerning his military service prior to running for office.


Feel free to share, and provide more exposure to this report, if you are so inclined.

https://tinyurl.com/bdc6yajm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (iMotb)

25 For those of you who didn't know, another Euro-Turkish flotilla - sans Gretta - is trying to break the IDF's naval blockade around Gaza.

How's it going?

https://tinyurl.com/546xsd7m

Hoping that the IDF stops being stupid and just puts 4 inch shells below the waterlines of the remaining boats.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (DGD6U)

26 Salty!

Doing well.

Son and wife close on their first home next week.

So we have all been rather busy.

But, doing well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (iMotb)

27 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)
-

Wish it was Carignan day.

That's my fun day!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (DGD6U)

28 The most common form of cancer among men in the US, after skin cancer, prostate cancer often comes with traditional treatments that cause difficult side effects. Now, a recent study may have found a potentially easier, less disruptive and more effective way to treat the second leading cause of male cancer deaths.

You are not keeping my spirits up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:29 AM (ExV1e)

29 Naomi Wolf had an X post yesterday where she claims there's evidence that a significant subset of people who got the clot shot are no longer able to think for them selves. No more independent agency, but they can and do follow orders. Explains a lot.

Wolf is kinda fascinating to me. She was coastal bubble leftist and began to unwind that during the Covid tyranny. Seems like everyday she questions another absolutely certain principle she once held.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (l26NL)

30 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Outstanding!

Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

31 German intelligence later reported that Iran continued seeking technology for a military nuclear program after the deal was signed.

well duh
Germans sold them all their nuke making shit

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

32
Cloobeck, the real estate billionaire who bankrolled Swalwell’s gubernatorial bid before cutting ties, turned himself in Tuesday at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station, according to the Times.

Lefties scream a lot about boiling billionaires in oil, etc. But have you noticed how many are pals with billionaires and how much of the Left those same billionaires fund?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (HdYcL)

33 About those Cuban drones...

I read a report yesterday that suggested Cuba either bought, or was "given" some number (it varies from dozens to hundreds) of knock-off Shahed drones by China. That these revelations came out shortly after Trump's trip to chat with Xi is.... interesting. If true.

Yet, I wouldn't discount any mentions of CIA involvement either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (jehhT)

34 Fauci has been involved in lots of Deep State shenanigans.

I say bring charges and let him argue that he got a blanket pardon. Exposure is the punishment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (dtajH)

35 Lot of libtard sodomites and wine karens who worship oprah's fat ass in Gay West.

Cuba should bomb the place.

Posted by: Old Iron Pants at May 18, 2026 07:32 AM (mC7bQ)

36 I used to have a different nic

Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

37 "Arn't you glad he was not on the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7?"

True dat.

But he will be deploying fairly soon.

And looking forward to it.

He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

38 And with that, time to go.


TTFN

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

39 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Flight Ops has a way of focusing your attention.

I cut my first shore duty in half to get back to sea. I understand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

40 Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (mY6HM)

41 The UK on the Brink

Generally speaking, I like Sikhs. The person in that article should be hanged with his turban as a warning to others.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:35 AM (jjoN6)

42 The other angle with Fauci is that if he's been pardoned, then he can't invoke the Fifth and must testify about lots of damning things. And risk a perjury trap.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 07:36 AM (dtajH)

43 Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)


I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

44 I used to have a different nic

The deaths occur primarily in older men than you. After 75-80, the docs let it go, as it normally is slow growing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

45 Fellow Texan
Today I get to vote against John Wayne McCornyn
AGAIN

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

46 I used to have a different nic

No modesty left in an urology clinic. Ask me how I know.

One nurse and I laugh about my first prep for an exam of the bladder. Now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

47 He would rather be on the flight deck than on shore duty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2026 07:34 AM


You don't pull sea pay or flight deck pay sitting on shore duty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (0N4FZ)

48 good morning JJ, Horde, totally legit space aliens who aren't a psyop

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (/6r4m)

49 My spirit animal Jesse Kelly says we just need one scalp to straighten out the Senate Republicans.

We have one. And now Cornyn will lose. That's two.

But look at the Senate Republican Caucus and despair.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (mY6HM)

50 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL)

51 Nobody but the NOCs was "fooled" the first time - and that's unremarkable, because they're "fooled" by everything.

The rest knew it was all bullshit pretty quickly. Some (mostly) those of us who knew it was bullshit to begin with) did just say "whatever, you're all full of bullshit. Miss me with you masks and needles. Also, reopen everything."

But most took the real message - "this is bullshit but you better pretend it isn't or we'll keep harming you" - to heart.

As they will next time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2)

52 One of our morons- forgetting his name, but God knows- is having knee replacement surgery today. Please keep him in prayer for the surgery and recovery. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (rZCVI)

53 Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

He has a very attractive wife. I was shown the wedding pictures at the TxMoMeet. I never saw a happier man. Money is not the issue, I bet.

But for career advancement, underway time is vital.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

54 When I try to read food ingredients my eyes glaze over. I know the bad stuff, but there are ingredient chemicals I have no idea about.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:42 AM (l26NL)

55 The commiecrats don't want you dead; they want you enslaved. Same with the Muslims. But they will kill and destroy to get their way.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (47/pr)

56 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

That is why I don't worry about Chinese students in universities. They get miseducated, and the observant ones like America in their hearts.

Well, the Universities need those foreign students to survive, so there is a downside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

57 43 Was it confirmed by biopsy? Hang in there, and we will deploy the prayer thread for you. I can testify to its power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

I get sexually molested on Wednesday morning and then it's #2weeks for the news.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

I know we get on medical science, but the US medical field has been wildly improving cancer treatments just in this last decade. As we say for my blood cancer, don't ask Dr. Google for life span - he's outdated more and more every day.

For the record, at my diagnosis, I was projected to live 2-5 years by Dr. Google (when I had my original wrong diagnosis). If it had been the now correct one, I'd have been projected to live about 13 months. Right now, I'll be 6 years this July, when I'm likely swapping to treatment 2 with no sign of hopping off this mortal coil yet.

Just make sure you get a doc who is an expert on your cancer and what's possible.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)

58 Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE)

59 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

The Journal of Food Technology is not for you, then. It was an eye-opener to me.

Seriously, we survived as a species without refrigerators. A few substitutions and a lot of the bad stuff goes away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

60 Tom Servo

I expect there is a lot of hidden stuff that is undermining the IRCG going on.

You know we are looking hard for their locations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:46 AM (AnnNE)
=====

I've been ready since 1980.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

63 PFauci has a PFupa!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Sailors belong on ships, and ships belong at sea.

Posted by: Old Pentagon saying at May 18, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

65 “For far too long Climate Activism has been used by Dumocrats to scare Americans, push horrible Energy Polices, and fund BILLIONS into their bogus research programs. Unlike the Dumocrats, who use Climate Alarmism nonsense to push their GREEN NEW SCAM, my Administration will always be based on TRUTH, SCIENCE, and FACT! President DONALD J. TRUMP,”

--

He actually called them Dumocrats. LOL I'm sure gonna miss PDT when he's out of office.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

66 50 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:40 AM (l26NL)

An alternative explanation; our current higher education no longer matches up with current needs and requirements. The system is dying because of that, and anyone with true critical thinking skills has already figured that out.
I don’t mean all schools, I believe many of the Junior Colleges and regional schools still do a fine job of meeting their users needs. But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE)

67 > Refreshing to see that just about everyone now agrees that we’ve dicked around with Iran far too long. Time to finish it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---------
I think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations.

IMO there was (likely) some covert stuff going on behind the scenes with Israel to get the civilian Iranians some organized resistance to the IRGC. The IRGC seems to be the entity we have the greatest number of problems with. It should be something the locals deal with... if they can.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (jehhT)

68 57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)


And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

69 "Actually I'm trying to hype the hantavirus so I can work from home for the next three years, okay?
Posted by: blaster

I would not put it past the DemoRATS to spread hantavirus just to throw an election.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (vFG9F)

70 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

71
But the “flagship” Ivy League schools, the “big names”? Inhabited by midwit’s and halfwits only.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AnnNE)


Once you get in places like that, you'll get your credential. Unless you never show up to classes or take an exam, you'll be summa cum laude. Outside of STEM, there's no need to learn anything, just network.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (HdYcL)

72 68 57 Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:45 AM (tOcjL)


And in dealing with my brain cancer, the advances in treatments are coming fast and furious, so I might have a shot at perhaps outrunning it and dying of something totally unrelated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)

73 Media Complains Arrest of Mayor Spying for China Will Lead to “Anti-Asian Backlash”

And peaceful Muslim community worried about anti-Muslim backlash after tomorrow's terrorist attack.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (jjoN6)

74 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
I got a great laugh reading Andrea Widburg's article about Seattle being overrun by LGBT+ lunatics. The theater kid Marxist mayor Wilson appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, hopefully this puts her over the edge. Condolences to any Seattle Horde folk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (gu0hJ)

75
It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)


Good, fast, cheap. Pick two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 07:58 AM (HdYcL)

76 I saw a disturbing chart on X about the political leanings of academia and it's worth than I thought. Not only are there few conservatives, there are now few centrists. All Lefty all the time.

--

Even thought I recognize it's been getting worse and worse, I console myself knowing that it's been that way for a long time. Besides, you aren't allowed to say you're anything but are far leftist in academia.

Academia doesn't seem to have anything to do with actual academics in the literal sense anymore. They're leftist factories churning out little haybale cubes of indoctrinated, propagandized robots who seem to have no other calling than to spread their leftism through "activism," and yes, violence. They can't be reasoned with. I'd love nothing more than to see the utter and complete collapse of the American "education" system. The root of so many problems, so much decay and rot in the young American mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

77 think the US forces in that theater needed some time to rearm and regroup after several weeks of pretty intense operations.”

The first two weeks stand down, I agree. After that - for some reason I’m uncomfortable with a military strategy that has faith and hope as its primary components, rather than action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:00 AM (AnnNE)

78 "Doctors may have found an easier way to treat prostate cancer — could become new ‘standard of care’"

Easy peasy.

Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

79
Time to make my 7:00 call to Her Majesty. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (HdYcL)

80 Lady in Black

Agree. Public schools are day care indoctrination centers, even here in Kansas.

The future is with home-schooled kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

81 The soft disciplines at our universities once served as culture carriers from one generation to the next. The hard disciplines expanded our understanding of the physical world which often paid momentous dividends.

Neither is now true.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH)

82 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)



This.

Of all the things, this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Today is the 99th anniversary of the Bath School Massacre in Michigan. 38 children, 7 adults, blown up in a massive explosion. I had my own explosion in my pants about an hour ago.

Posted by: Amtrak Joe at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)

84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer. It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)

85 "It's why the US has the best medical in the world, flaws and all...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 18, 2026 07:57 AM (tOcjL)

Good, fast, cheap. Pick two.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

We give same day service.

Posted by: M.A.I.D at May 18, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

86 r/FedEmployees
Do you still feel the trauma? Things have somewhat calmed down here. We have a couple of sycophants installed, but as bad as other agencies. The higher-ups try their best to protect us. But I still feel the trauma every day. Every week is a grind dragging my work stuff back and forth to the office since RTO. I take sick or annual leave at least once a week. I’m drinking and isolating too much but it’s my way of coping, although I try to work out and eat healthy.

I’ve adapted but i keep telling myself this is not normal and to keep talking about telework. Dont let the convo die.

Nothing is normal for me. I commute 3.5-4 hours every day (roundtrip) just to talk to people on Teams. Walk, train, walk, Metro, walk, second Metro line, walk some more. Exhausting. Every day all I want is to wake up and hear the good news.

I'm just here out of spite now. I stay just to piss people (the sycophants) off.

We are now being micromanaged due to being perceived as the enemies of the admin's priorities whose every decision must be triple guessed. It's real fun.

Just maliciously complying until I retire in 2 years. I’m already at my MRA.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2026 08:04 AM (ycI94)

87 Trump Threatens To Primary GOP Rep For Supporting ‘Worst Republican Congressman’

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This is not a threat, he intends to do it. She is dumbass.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (GD0B3)

88 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

I'm doubtful of that😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (n3VHW)

89 29 Naomi Wolf had an X post yesterday where she claims there's evidence that a significant subset of people who got the clot shot are no longer able to think for them selves. No more independent agency, but they can and do follow orders. Explains a lot.

Wolf is kinda fascinating to me. She was coastal bubble leftist and began to unwind that during the Covid tyranny. Seems like everyday she questions another absolutely certain principle she once held.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 18, 2026 07:31 AM (l26NL)


Well, it would explain Megan McArdle, I guess. She was an interesting (albeit frustrating) heterodox thinker for the longest time, then apparently one day woke up as a boring parrot for the conventional beliefs of her regional socio-economic clique.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 08:05 AM (Sy6m/)

90 Media Complains Arrest of Mayor Spying for China Will Lead to “Anti-Asian Backlash”

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Arresting and incarcerating criminals will lead to moar crime!

---SJW everywhere

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:06 AM (GD0B3)

91 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer.

The National Guard needs to have a very loose ROE and handle the matter.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:06 AM (jjoN6)

92 82 J.J. Sefton

May you and your wife have years of happiness to look forward too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

This.

Of all the things, this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 18, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)


Thanks. We are oping as best we can. I'll give an update in the coming days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

93 An underrated and overlooked cartoon for the meme. Well done!

Posted by: linuspresley at May 18, 2026 08:08 AM (D6jUH)

94 I think removing a half-million CCP students paying full freight would be an excellent way of striking out at the Marxist academics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

95 But I still feel the trauma every day.

Having to come into the office instead of working from home is "trauma"? These people amuse me.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:09 AM (jjoN6)

96 Morning JJ and Horde. What was going thru Bill Cassidy's head in Jan 2021. To impeach a Prez of your own party?
Was he tipped off by Biden that they were going to send Trump to Jail? Good riddance

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:10 AM (YCxFk)

97 51 Nobody but the NOCs was "fooled" the first time - and that's unremarkable, because they're "fooled" by everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 07:41 AM (BI5O2)


I know that Network Operations Centers tend to be very rigid, conventional thinkers, but I doubt that's what you mean.

Posted by: SciVo at May 18, 2026 08:10 AM (Sy6m/)

98 It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.
———

That’s why elections have been increasingly “fortified” for the last 30 years. The natural ebb and flow of the electorate has been short-circuited. Elections are far too important to be left in the hands of voters.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (o0flu)

99 Every time I recall the entire covid fiasco my blood boils. Lockdowns, mask and jab mandates, church and school closures, business closures (only the non-favored ones of course), forcing covid-infected patients into nursing homes with vulnerable elderly, keeping people from visiting dying loved ones in hospitals, prevention of even holding funerals to remember loved ones…. The list of horrors goes on and on… it’s the worst thing by far of my lifetime.

The people responsible want us to forget. I’ll never forget…. Blood boiling just tapping out this litany….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (YetvJ)

100 Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch noted thatTop of FormBottom of Form “@KamalaHarris doesn’t think it is a ‘bad idea’ to destroy our constitutional republic.”

ITop of FormBottom of Form agree with Mr. Fitton.

Posted by: Ironwood at May 18, 2026 08:11 AM (ob2d4)

101 Maybe Trump is going to far on Broebert, but its not like she and Massie live in the same state. Stay out of it Lauren

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (YCxFk)

102 Jonah

A forensic audit would find what went through his hands to vote against Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

103 I see Mitt was whining about the man of principle Cassidy being beaten. Birds of a feather and all that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ)

104 In Inner city Chicago they vote for you. The Alderman will have pre printed slate cards, that you sign for smokes or gift cards

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

105 Mitt retired before he could get voted out

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (YCxFk)

106 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer. It still think the inner cities will be so nasty the "silent majority" will be horrified and move right in November.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:03 AM (gu0hJ)

If we're rating posts by the Kiwi Farms system, I rate this rainbows for Optimistic.

The "silent majority" won't move. They'll fall for "Vote Blue and this all goes away for 4 years" like they always do.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (iXqHn)

107 102. Agree. Cassidy also stymied RFK jr on his agenda

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)

108 Aziza Graves took more than $60,000 in goods from a single Target across 120 visits, while Tyrese Boswell allegedly hit one Walgreens 27 times in under six months, the NYP reported.

This is organized crime. Find the eBay or local stores buying and shut them down.

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

109 91 84 The craziness in the DC Chipotle is , in my opinion, the hint of things to come this summer.

The National Guard needs to have a very loose ROE and handle the matter.
Posted by: NR Pax
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Notice, people of pallor huddled together in the corner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:15 AM (Mb4p6)

110
“We are now being micromanaged due to being perceived as the enemies of the admin's priorities whose every decision must be triple guessed. It's real fun.”

Offhand, I’d say your attitude shows that assessment to be correct.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (AnnNE)

111 Universities will sell their soul for out of country tuition these days. Charge 4x as much, which is paid by chi coms. 10% are intelligence trainees for Bejing.

University of Illinois in Champaign, has the most Chi students. Awful



Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

112 Notice, people of pallor huddled together in the corner.

Posted by: Braenyard


Sadly, I can't blame them too badly. They would either get ganged up on and be beaten to death or arrested for fighting back.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (jjoN6)

113 Home - Wylie ISD, Welcome to Wylie ISD, a thriving school district in southern Collin County, located 24 miles northeast of the vibrant city of Dallas. [Per DDG AI: Collin County is the second (2nd) richest county, by median household income, in TX. [Travis County is 6th]

Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh -

Rep. Brandon Gill just EXPOSED a Texas school district [Wylie ISD] for promoting Muslim events while trying to BLOCK the formation of a Republican club

Defund them!

“One standard for Islam. Another for conservatives.”

“Wylie ISD made the Republican Club fight just to exist, yet Islamic events are promoted by the principal herself.”

Islam has no place. Period

clip: https://tinyurl.com/zv9887jb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (Mb4p6)

114 I see Mitt was whining about the man of principle Cassidy being beaten. Birds of a feather and all that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ)


The people should accept a Senator who votes contrary to their beliefs and desires provided that he has principles, and by principles I mean that he agrees with me. -- Mitt

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

115 Fauci invested in the Wuhan lab, along with the French, and British. Reason we could never punish China for Covid outbreak

Posted by: Jonah at May 18, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

116 Re: Gunfighter Skies Air Show midair collision. It's so weird how those two Growler jets stuck together after making contact belly to belly. I guess it's like the Offspring warned: you gotta keep them separated.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:20 AM (N8ZBc)

117 Love the reporting on the DC Chipotle brawl. Twice the reporter uses the word "juveniles."

Heh.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

118 The intercepted transmissions make me feel all tingly.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2026 08:22 AM (gpQ8/)

119 117 Someday somebody will figure it out: they fight publicly because they enjoy fighting publicly. It thrills and delights them.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:22 AM (N8ZBc)

120 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at

Funny that the lFreedom from Religion folks ( I cant recall their official name) are all apoplectic about a prayer rally yesterday in DC , but can't be bothered about Muslim indoctrination in Texas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:23 AM (looXz)

121
Fellers and gals -- did you know that Spencer Pratt lacks the sooper intelligence and hyper genius level skills necessary to serve as an effective Mayor for Los Angeles?

'S true! All the sooper intelligent and hyper genius level skills' possessors presently running Los Angeles said so!

Just ponder THAT!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (s9VOe)

122 For those of you who didn't know, another Euro-Turkish flotilla - sans Gretta - is trying to break the IDF's naval blockade around Gaza.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 07:27 AM (DGD6U)
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The flotilla now has an official theme song:

https://tinyurl.com/mr34p42a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (DGD6U)

123 117 Love the reporting on the DC Chipotle brawl. Twice the reporter uses the word "juveniles."

Heh.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Dats so sad. I got labeled too, back when I was a yute.

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (oftw2)

124 I try being angry at Kamala, but I can only feel pity mixed with disgust. She only says and does what the man holding the $20 bill in front of her tells her to say and do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (AnnNE)

125 Clip said the principal wore a hijab to work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:24 AM (Mb4p6)

126 Nice to see Pirro saying she'll hold the parents of the Chipotle yutes to account for not supervising their children. Good luck figuring out the daddies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:25 AM (gu0hJ)

127 "She only says and does what the man holding the $20 bill in front of her tells her to say and do."
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Same as in town.

Posted by: But you already knew that at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Smell the Glove

The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

129 Good luck figuring out the daddies

Start with the CBC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

130 > No modesty left in an urology clinic. Ask me how I know.

One nurse and I laugh about my first prep for an exam of the bladder. Now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

Add me to the list of Those Who Know.

My urologist's assistant is pretty damned cute, and I'll admit that at first it was hard to keep my mind off her handling my "wedding tackle".

Now, sad to say, it's just routine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2026 08:27 AM (IG3/x)

131 126 Nice to see Pirro saying she'll hold the parents of the Chipotle yutes to account for not supervising their children. Good luck figuring out the daddies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:25 AM (gu0hJ)

If they set Chud the Builder free, he'll shoot them all.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (iXqHn)

132 “Teens” or “Youths” is acceptable. “Melee” to describe their activities has fallen out of favor of “brawl” I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (o0flu)

133 132 “Teens” or “Youths” is acceptable. “Melee” to describe their activities has fallen out of favor of “brawl” I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:28 AM (o0flu)

[Slur] and [Comparison to unevolved simian] are generally more popular with the Based set.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (iXqHn)

134 Rodrigo Borgia

Amazing what you can adapt to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

135 A0C is repeating the most dangerous rhetoric specifically intended to incite a war.
That of the North is morally justified to rule the South as they see fit.
Forever.

But the modern Northerners don't want reunification--they want retribution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)

136 Let 's assume for argument's sake that the evidence is indeed released what justice/restitution is there for President Trump and the American people?

Evidence to shove down the throats of every congressman who opposes the SAVE Act...hopefully they all choke to death on that, and bags of dicks, lots of bags of dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ynpvh)

137 "The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community."

Consider the possibility that 'the black community' is responsible for its own recreational violence. They do it because they like it, not because Dems make them do it.

Posted by: gp at May 18, 2026 08:30 AM (N8ZBc)

138 Bajrang Dal
Indian militant Hindutva organisation (vigilantes)

A jihadi misbehaved with a Hindu woman on the train.

Bajrang Dal caught him red-handed and taught him a fitting lesson on the spot

https://tinyurl.com/3e4m6m35

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:30 AM (Mb4p6)

139 gp

*Ponders sound suggestion*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

140 135 A0C is repeating the most dangerous rhetoric specifically intended to incite a war.
That of the North is morally justified to rule the South as they see fit.
Forever.

But the modern Northerners don't want reunification--they want retribution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:29 AM (73/SM)

The left wants total dominance...they were for freedom of the press until it was no longer convenient, same for freedom of speech. This is a leftist/fascist/socialist/Communist thing, not a Northern thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ynpvh)

141 The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community.
———

That’s for Field Testing. When they get everything dialed in and calibrated they can deploy it to the larger population. It’s remarkable nobody seems to notice. They said that’s what they were gonna do, many decades ago, and by golly they weren’t kidding.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 18, 2026 08:31 AM (o0flu)

142 "silent majority" won't move. They'll fall for "Vote Blue and this all goes away for 4 years" like they always do.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:14 AM (

Yup. Democrats constantly employ various forms of terror, because terrorism works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

143 The left's cries of "racism!" with regards to the VRA are directly proportionally to how much their cheat relied upon illegal Court rulings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (73/SM)

144 137 "The Dems are very successful in destroying intact families, esp. in the black community."

Consider the possibility that 'the black community' is responsible for its own recreational violence. They do it because they like it, not because Dems make them do it.
Posted by: gp
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Lyndon Johnson sold their self esteem.
Only when they have to pay their way will they get it back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (Mb4p6)

145 @138:great vid, too bad they didn't toss him from the train into a chasm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (gu0hJ)

146 Here We Go Again: WHO Says Ebola Is Global Emergency as U.S. Virologist Smuggles in Pathogens

They have to kill the people in order to save the people! Just like they have to burn the Constitution to save it, violate our rights in order to preserve them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (ynpvh)

147 I watched a video of Chud the Builder having a civil conversation with a black man with regards to him saying the Wakandan Holy Word. He pointed out that as an American, he has the right to free speech and that the "extreme behavior" was him getting doxed and his family getting threatened.

And then another guy showed up and threatened Chud with assault. WHICH PRETTY MUCH PROVES HIS POINT.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (jjoN6)

148 A point to raise if your LIV friends bring up Hantavirus.

It is already in the US and has been for a long time - Gene Hackman's wife died from it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

149 Someone pointed out over the weekend, how there was literally no news that Cassidy was in trouble.

And not just in the mainstream news. Not even conservative sites were talking about how a 2-term incumbent in a deep red state was going to lose the primary.

There was as complete black-out on that.

Even more glaring by how much he lost by.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (73/SM)

150 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 18, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

151 People's Hippo Voice

Pragmatists have isolated themselves from being polled. We just show up, and "Surprise!"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

152 >>
‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

This is all lies and I will go to my grave saying it.

Posted by: Bill Cassidy, ex senator at May 18, 2026 08:36 AM (Uh88k)

153 There was this story over the weekend that gave me pause with the whole Iran/IRGC war situation:
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A former Air Force sergeant who defected to Iran did severe damage to American intelligence operations, and is suspected of revealing the names of double agents run by United States military intelligence, some of whom had their cover blown after her defection, according to former counterintelligence officials.
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The woman in question defected back during Obama's reign when he was sending pallets of cash to the Ayatollahs.

Monica Elfriede Witt, 39, a former Air Force counterintelligence agent apparently converted to Islam and speaks Farsi.

The story goes on to suggest she gave the IRGC detailed information on American surveillance methods and had access to very important and closely held security operations.

Whether this any bearing on current events in the ongoing war with Iran/IRGC is debatable, but likely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (jehhT)

154 148 Way to ruin a perfectly good panic with facts, 18-1

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (/6r4m)

155 The GOPe incumbents in IN
The GOPe incumbent in LA*
(pending) the GOPe incumbent in TX.

Should have taken the deal, Thune.

Should have passed the SAVE Act.

* the base waited 5 years to take him out. And they were still pissed.
Over 1 vote.
You really think a "voted with Trump 99% of the time" lie is going to save you when you are up?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (73/SM)

156 Someone pointed out over the weekend, how there was literally no news that Cassidy was in trouble.

And not just in the mainstream news. Not even conservative sites were talking about how a 2-term incumbent in a deep red state was going to lose the primary.

There was as complete black-out on that.

Even more glaring by how much he lost by.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (73/SM)
=====

John Kennedy was on TV yesterday saying exactly no one should have been surprised.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

157 148 A point to raise if your LIV friends bring up Hantavirus.

It is already in the US and has been for a long time - Gene Hackman's wife died from it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (sKqQm)

Yup. Lots of nasty things live in the wilds of America...Yersina Pestis (Bubonic plague) and Hantavirus are two that immediately come to mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

158 Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (FtULh)

159 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

160 I see Americans are being evacuated from the Ebola area. Keep them quarantined please before you bring them home. The last time they brought a guy to Dallas as I recall (Obama presidency) and people at the hospital got sick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (gu0hJ)

161 Oh, Anthrax is another.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (ynpvh)

162 Yup. Lots of nasty things live in the wilds of America...Yersina Pestis (Bubonic plague) and Hantavirus are two that immediately come to mind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

Every time you have to replace the roof, be glad we do not have thatch any more (and hence rats sharing the house.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (bss/y)

163 163 Oh, Anthrax is another.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:39 AM (ynpvh)

Soil.

Also Listeria. In pretty much every stagnant drain and puddle on a roof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (bss/y)

164 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

165 Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Rabies epidemic!

Although Reef has more slobber than any dog missing jowls should ever have. When he gets excited he literally foams at the mouth. Not infected, just insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (bss/y)

166 "Mitt Romney
Cassidy primary defeat is a 'loss for the country,' Romney says"

HAHAHAHHA

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

167 147 I watched a video of Chud the Builder having a civil conversation with a black man with regards to him saying the Wakandan Holy Word. He pointed out that as an American, he has the right to free speech and that the "extreme behavior" was him getting doxed and his family getting threatened.

And then another guy showed up and threatened Chud with assault. WHICH PRETTY MUCH PROVES HIS POINT.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:34 AM (jjoN6)

Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FpHTM)

168 166 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Don't forget the brain eating amoeba...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FtULh)

169 Murkowski is next.

Let’s give her some time to do coke on her own time.

Posted by: Bill Cassidy, ex senator at May 18, 2026 08:44 AM (Uh88k)

170 If GOPe primary voters have actually started to wake up this could be very very good.

Imagine a GOP where a GOPer never makes it past one term?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

171 18-1

We need good people to step up. Start local, and build a rep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

172 I eat at Chipotle regularly and, fortunately, I’ve never witnessed a brawl… I’ve patronized the Chipotle across the river from DC in old town Alexandria…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 08:46 AM (YetvJ)

173 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

As long as it isn't a Kraken...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

174 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:37 AM (jehhT)

I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

175 Massie had sex with Boebert weeks after his wife died (allegedly). now she is campaigning for this freak. they both need to go!!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

176 LA should be electing only the reddest of red MAGA types. Cassidy would be the equivalent of MA or CA electing a Zell Miller type Dems Senator...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm)

177 Massie is dirtier than Swalwel, and Swalwel was pretty dirty! Why are all democrats sex perv? That included Massie BTW, a covert Democrat.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)

178 A Chipotle brawl is child's play compared to full on Waffle House brawl.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (jehhT)

179 John Kennedy was on TV yesterday saying exactly no one should have been surprised.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

Similarly, no one wants to talk about how Paxton is going to kick Cornyn’s ass in their runoff election. Early voting is this week; my WAG for the end result (based on previous runoff patterns) is Paxton 58, Cornyn 42.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (AnnNE)

180 bye bye Cassidy

next goes Massie

then Cornyn

niiiiiiiice

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (j+aD2)

181 168 166 160 Don't kiss rats. Stay away from people bleeding from their eyes and nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:38 AM (bss/y)

Don't bugger other men, especially if their asses are full of pustulant boils...
Don't play with feral mice/rats, or play around where their droppings are...
Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ynpvh)

Don't forget the brain eating amoeba...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:43 AM (FtULh)

Yeah, don't drink water unless filtered and disinfected...Giardia is a bitch, as are Cholera and Dysentery (Amoebic and otherwise)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (ynpvh)

182 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 18, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

183 Speaking as a totally legit member of the Horde, I think we should trust the experts about hanta. And then get the brand new vaccine from our trusted family physicians!

Posted by: Dr Fanthony Auci at May 18, 2026 08:50 AM (/6r4m)

184 Don't play with living or dead bats...
Avoid animals that are foaming at the mouth...
Posted by: jim

Somebody please alert that Duncanthrax fella. He's gonna get us all killed!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at May 18, 2026 08:50 AM (oftw2)

185 145 @138:great vid, too bad they didn't toss him from the train into a chasm
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:32 AM (gu0hJ)

Kicks to the face yet no bloody nose?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (N39Ws)

186 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

Right? No pile of cash would be big enough, for that matter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)

187 173 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

As long as it isn't a Kraken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

I shan't believe this. I shannot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (bss/y)

188 Why did AIPAC make Massie a sexual deviant ?!

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

189 186 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)

Right? No pile of cash would be big enough, for that matter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)

I can't imagine why anybody would be a masochist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)

190 2nd grade teacher in Arkansas and her husband give a little girl in foster care a permanent home. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (ix8EF)

191 Thought experiment. Get one of those ubiquitous powder blue COVID masks and a black Sharpie marker. On the mask write some banal phrase such as "Stop The Hantavirus" or whatever the typical suburban Karen would sympathize with.
Then start wearing it in public. Grocery store, big box stores, carpool line, wherever.
Make note of people's reactions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

192 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.

For western women I often hear, "But I can wear the hijab and not dress for the male gaze if I want!"

And the hilarious part is a Christian/atheist in the west doesn't have to dress for the male gaze either. The Amish, or women from conservative Christian faiths often do dress quite conservatively...

But other women can and will critique their clothing and I guess this is a trump card.

But of course the bigger problem is that in Islam it isn't you "can" wear the hijab...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

193 FenelonSpoke

Awww. Heartwarming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

194 163 I saw Def Leppard in concert on their Listeria tour.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (/6r4m)

195
I had no use for any of those "colorful" baseball owners of the 70s. About Turner the less said the better. Nothing remains of Finley and Veeck's gimmicks. I despise Veeck for his fable that he was going to buy the Phillies in 1943 and stock it with black players but was stopped by that nasty racist Kennesaw Mountain Landis. There was no contemporary record of any such thing.

And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner. The Yankees success in the 70s was because Gabe Paul repeatedly had to tell George to go piss up a rope. The success of the 90s was because George was suspended and Stick Michael had the freedom to build the team. In between was nothing but dreary teams.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (HdYcL)

196 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:51 AM (h7ZuX)


Not for you or me because we are horrified by that religion, but evidently this woman had some major "issues."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (ix8EF)

197 As long as it isn't a Kraken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM
++++++

Is this about me?

Posted by: Sidney Powell at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

198 ‘American People Will Learn About What We Uncovered’: Acting AG Blanche Says There’s a ‘Ton of Evidence’ 2020 Election Was Rigged

According to the data most Americans think the 2020 election was stolen. But, its going to sit as a 55-45 thing until someone gets arrested...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

199 191 Thought experiment. Get one of those ubiquitous powder blue COVID masks and a black Sharpie marker. On the mask write some banal phrase such as "Stop The Hantavirus" or whatever the typical suburban Karen would sympathize with.
Then start wearing it in public. Grocery store, big box stores, carpool line, wherever.
Make note of people's reactions.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

200
https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (ix8EF)


Sweet... I love happy endings

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (FtULh)

201
I don't much like Paxton. But I don't like Cornyn even more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (HdYcL)

202 Morning, news folken,

I've never eaten at a chipotle. The first time I saw one was in Denver, in the Highlands neighborhood in the NW of the city. There were enough Mexican and semi-Mexican restaurants, including one that called itself "authentic" New Mexican,* that I was never tempted to try Chipotle.

* The place didn't even have honey in the restaurant, let alone right there on the table when you sat down. Authentic my part-Scandinavian left elbow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)

203 194 163 I saw Def Leppard in concert on their Listeria tour.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 18, 2026 08:53 AM (/6r4m)

Was Anthrax fronting for them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (ynpvh)

204 The LIRR is on strike. Hochul blamed Trump. This isn't as bad as a subway strike because the Long Island riders for the most part are civil. The NYC MTA is a raging cluster eff of corruption

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (gu0hJ)

205 Make note of people's reactions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 18, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

I beg of you, do not do this. The reactions will overwhelmingly be "We must shut everything down to stop this virus!!!!!!"

Also, don't forget to wash the tops of cans before you open them. Grocery stores have mice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (h7ZuX)

206
Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)


In that case, the mask goes over your backside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (HdYcL)

207 *And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner*

But he was great on Seinfeld.

Posted by: Calzone! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

208 206
Do the same with Monkey Pox..um, M-Pox...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

In that case, the mask goes over your backside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (HdYcL)

No, leave it over the face...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (ynpvh)

209 I'm proud to say I voted for Fleming in the primary. I wavered, thought maybe Mark Spencer had a chance, but at last settled on Fleming.

The election itself is in June. If I'm still here in Da Swamp then, I'll cast my vote for him again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (wzUl9)

210 Hillary Clinton

Web Hubble had it in for you.

Still not President. But you did give the World President Trump. So thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

211 I like Frontpage. Too bad there is a stupid banner across the page so I can't see it on my phone.
I'm sure I'm not the only one having this issue, for years, on the site.
David, if you are lurking your site banner is retarded and it's shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Reforger at May 18, 2026 08:57 AM (ZFqKB)

212 Golden retrievers being held up by their human "dads" going down an escalator in Brazil;

https://tinyurl.com/sspexwbe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:57 AM (ix8EF)

213
Soon we'll be seeing on TV Peter Hotez and the Blubbering Teachers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (HdYcL)

214 167 Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.
Posted by: XTC


And my avoidance of that site is now justified.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jjoN6)

215 It's odd how frequently "election season" and "deadly contagion season" seem to hit at the same time.

'Tis a mystery.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jehhT)

216 214 167 Kiwi Farms is in full "Exterminate all Blacks" mode, thanks to this.
Posted by: XTC

And my avoidance of that site is now justified.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 08:58 AM (jjoN6)

I only ever hear about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2026 08:59 AM (bss/y)

217 @190 Fen, great story, getting dusty in here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:00 AM (gu0hJ)

218 213
Soon we'll be seeing on TV Peter Hotez and the Blubbering Teachers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
#####

We're tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: The Dancing Nurses of TikTok at May 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

219 But of course the bigger problem is that in Islam it isn't you "can" wear the hijab...
Posted by: 18-1


They will dismiss that view as Christofascist and annoynce proudly about how much more enlightened Islam is compared to us.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 18, 2026 09:01 AM (jjoN6)

220 British policeman helps save American cop while on holiday in Nashville:

https://tinyurl.com/yvvfm6dy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ix8EF)

221 *And Steinbrenner was a terrible owner*

But he was great on Seinfeld.
Posted by: Calzone! at May 18, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

His reaction was great when he heard Costanza was moonlighting at Tyson chicken… a “top flight bird outfit”… so he traded him to Tyson in exchange for them revamping all the concessions at Yankee Stadium to chicken options. George should’ve never worn those tourist clothes he found….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (YetvJ)

222 Also, don't forget to wash the tops of cans before you open them. Grocery stores have mice.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Shopping at a very nice Kroger in Savannah at Christmastime, they had a big display of Ghirardelli Chocolate Chips in the aisle. The top two bags had holes bitten in them and obvious mouse droppings around when you looked close. Pass.

Posted by: I Hate Meeses To Pieces at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (oftw2)

223 95 But I still feel the trauma every day.

Having to come into the office instead of working from home is "trauma"? These people amuse me.
Posted by: NR Pax

I think the proper formulation is "every single day". They can't even lib-speak properly due to all the trauma and whatnot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 18, 2026 09:03 AM (Dv3i1)

224 Strangely I didn't see much in the propaganda ministries about the powers that be finally admitting that their "CLIMATE CHANGE ™" numbers were "implausible", aka bullshit. It's like they're still all in on the grift

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2026 09:05 AM (gu0hJ)

225 "The influence of Islam paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world."
_Winston Churchill

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 18, 2026 09:05 AM (Mb4p6)

226 I cannot comprehend any woman converting to Islam unless she got piles of cash to do so. It is a religion that hates women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2026 08:47 AM (ix8EF)


OTOH, if you truly come to believe that it represents the will of God, how could you refuse?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

227 Happy Monday!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

228 Churchill would be jailed for his comments today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 18, 2026 09:08 AM (GpPpW)

229 In before That Guy.

Posted by: That Guy at May 18, 2026 09:08 AM (0sNs1)

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