Mid-Morning Art Thread

Inventions of the Monsters
Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art.

But my overriding though is: "So what?"

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:30 AM (ebJJx)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Speaking of meth heads........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. WTF???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (2WIwB)

5 Democrat self portrait?

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (OoFl2)

6 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

7 Ug-lee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

8 This one's a dilly, Dali!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (ebJJx)

9 Well...okay. It's art.

It's shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Eh ... It's Dali.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (NvtJi)

11 dude wtf

Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

12 The giraffe was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

13 wifey wanted this print. big fave.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

14 Why is the giraffe on fire?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Speaking of meth heads........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
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So... Dali had meth head to his madness?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ebJJx)

16 Well, technically boobs....like many of my pictures...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

17 Shit.
The pile I always look for in a Dali painting.
Maybe the offering of the winged cat thing.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

18 Boobies, oh . wait
I'd hang because I've always kind of liked Dali's weirdness.
Thx CBD, I think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (gu0hJ)

19
"Hello, Dali. Why, hello Dali."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (HdYcL)

20 needs spindly legged heffalump.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 Dali sucks.

Unless this is incorrectly titled.

Los Angeles: 2035

Seems more appropriate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

22 There once was a Dali museum in the Cleveland suburbs (it has since moved to Florida, like many in NE Ohio), and I disliked Dali then (and still), though I really tried. Gimmick-y.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JFPBr)

23 The brown acid was angry that day...

Posted by: Sage words at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

24 Consider that the stuff that was inside Dali's mind was even weirder than this.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (VJX5o)

25 Pretty much sums up the day so far

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (zPDww)

26 Sometimes one should just pass on an idea. This is an example.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (jehhT)

27 So... Dali had meth head to his madness?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ebJJx)

*slow clap*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

28 At least it’s got boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

29
No melting clocks. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (HdYcL)

30 At least it’s got boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)
-

Your Dali dose.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (ebJJx)

31 Yeah, not a Dali enjoyer.
The only one that works for me is Christ on the Cross, probably because my childhood pastor had a huge reproduction of it in his office.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (X8xt3)

32 little girl has dali tat. stupid kids.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

33 I don’t see a giraffe.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

34 It's got to hurt, having things like this in your brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

35 20 needs spindly legged heffalump.
Posted by: cmeat

Actually, the title (Inventions of the Monsters), creepy vibe, and even your "spindly legs" comment makes me think of the neighbor kid's (Sid?) toys in the original Toy Story.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

36 Well, there's T and A.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (m1a6P)

37 I don’t see a giraffe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

It's on fire, mid right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

38
Meh. It's no Goya.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:36 AM (HdYcL)

39 Would hang - in my '70s college dorm room along with the parachute canopy nailed to the ceiling and Zeppelin posters.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Kyh8Y)

40 What is going on in the upper left corner of the painting?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

41 Avida dollars.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (rJ48h)

42 OK, I see the giraffe now. It was blending into the background.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

43 Oh look, it's the Democrats selecting their candidate for 2028.

Flaming Giraffe 2028!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2GVsD)

44 The complaints about Dali have great merit. Still, I like to look at his paintings

Posted by: Wally at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (0e5Te)

45 Someone did the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM (KtNj5)

46 The thing left front has 3 arms.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Grim

Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

48 Would hang in the free drug clinic.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (5P5DO)

49 Your brain on drugs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (snZF9)

50 35 syd made some "list" as one of the top movie villains of all time. but torturing anthropomorphic toys is nowhere near evil.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

51 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (A5RD0)

52
Dali was an artist who squandered his great talents by being calculatedly eccentric.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:38 AM (HdYcL)

53 1- When pigs fly

2- When the cows come home

3- When giraffes combust

Posted by: Idioms of Improbability at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

54 I don’t see a giraffe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

It's on fire, mid right.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I thought califuzuela's mascot was a bear, not a giraffe?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (KtNj5)

55 I saw Flaming Giraffe open for The Flaming Lips at Blind Lemon in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Finally, Art i can relate to. Best painting posted in months! Thanks, CBD!
Dali designed a pavilion at the 39-40 NY World's Fair that featured topless mermaids swimming about. It was not the only topless attraction there. There was an outdoor exhibit of ladies with no tops doing such things as playing badminton, sunning themselves, etc. Billed as a naturist thing. Most of the girls were from burlesque houses, which were still popular at the time. Admission was extra.

Posted by: Free The Nipple! at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

57 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

58 OK, that's just odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

59 Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

60 This work has something for everyone:

Boobs
Big stone asses
Skeletons
A burning giraffe

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (Kyh8Y)

61 I would hang it in the man cave.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (snZF9)

62 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Giraffes on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (KtNj5)

63 the 39-40 NY World's Fair that featured topless mermaids swimming about. It was not the only topless attraction there.

Must....wait for....comment 100....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

64 Kids, drugs are bad, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (kgE5c)

65 like tears in rain...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (KtNj5)

Strange how crying looks like laughter with no sound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

66 40 What is going on in the upper left corner of the painting?
Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:37 AM
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Orgy.

Posted by: Hugh Hef at May 19, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

67 I always have a soft spot for Dali. He's not as cerebral as Magritte and his compositions can be a bit of a clutter, but he's fun, and I can't say that about much 20th Century art.

Thanks for the post, CBD!

Posted by: the lower depths at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (Dg7ng)

68 How some stuff makes it into museums and goes into history as "great art" is beyond me. Especially when I've seen things done by some really lousy students in art classes that's far better than what's hanging up in those hallowed halls. Probably because somebody bribed an art critic to tell you how marvelous and avante-garde that piece of crap is, and make you feel like a complete dummy for not "seeing" it. Feh!

Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (NtoJk)

69 All I can say about Dali is that he’s one of those rare artists who you can instantly recognize at a glance. Even his imitators could never quite capture the special weirdness that he excelled at.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (gD5h4)

70 he for sure tweaks stuff. i've always found most of it fun and enjoy the realism in his details of weirdness.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

71 Is he saying monsters invented boobs? Perish the thought.
Boobs are a gift from God.almighty, for which I am eternally grateful.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (sl73Y)

72 Sara Jessica Parker torso on the box?

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (HcoTw)

73 I like it A LOT! But why is the giraffe on fire?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Dali's use of burning giraffes is a recurring symbol of his -- it represents apocalyptic threats or ideas of war.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (Kyh8Y)

74 68 How some stuff makes it into museums and goes into history as "great art" is beyond me. Especially when I've seen things done by some really lousy students in art classes that's far better than what's hanging up in those hallowed halls. Probably because somebody bribed an art critic to tell you how marvelous and avante-garde that piece of crap is, and make you feel like a complete dummy for not "seeing" it. Feh!
Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:42 AM (NtoJk)

I am not sure anyone ever described this as 'great art.'

Well, maybe that one guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (bss/y)

75 Most of the girls were from burlesque houses, which were still popular at the time. Admission was extra.
Posted by: Free The Nipple! at May 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)
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$20, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (JFPBr)

76 This is far more interesting than any of the stupid landscapes shown week after week in art galleries. Oh look! Rocks and trees and some blue stuff that’s supposed to be a lake. Or the sky and some clouds.

BORING.

This is not boring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (A5RD0)

77 Salvador Dali was a poseur and suffered from what I call "an excess of personality". I'll bet the wine-drinking AWFLs of the day loved him though, the snots.

Posted by: tankascribe at May 19, 2026 09:44 AM (NtoJk)

78 62 they would make cool attack ships.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)

79 Dali must've frequented Peg Bundy's mystery meat in the fridge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

80 I do like the melting clock.

This one kinda has a Hieronymus Bosch vibe to it. But Bosch would have done it so much better.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

81 This is far more interesting than any of the stupid landscapes shown week after week in art galleries. Oh look! Rocks and trees and some blue stuff that’s supposed to be a lake. Or the sky and some clouds.

BORING.

This is not boring.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Were I to own an art gallery, you can be sure I'd have some live libs glued to the walls.

I'd just leave them there.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y)

82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Sco7b)

83
I am not sure anyone ever described this as 'great art.'

Well, maybe that one guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:43 AM (bss/y)

__________

https://youtu.be/qo4E9eF77j4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (HdYcL)

84 Dali was never very serious about his art, was he? Humor seems like a good basis for looking at his work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (JFPBr)

85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

86 The giraffe, the giraffe, is on fire

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

87 I prefer The Persistence of Memory. Had that up on my wall especially relating to studying for finals back in the day.

Posted by: epador at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (TRnzq)

88 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless

More a fan of mermaids than reverse mermaids, then?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

89 Wolfus is the most prolific dream poster on this blog. Wonder if he ever dreamed this one up.

Posted by: Almost Never Remember Mine at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)

90 65 that's funny- the first time i get a good laugh out of a gal my brain sees how she cries.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

91 The giraffe, the giraffe, is on fire"

The chair is against the wall

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (MEtvx)

92 43 Oh look, it's the Democrats selecting their candidate for 2028.
Flaming Giraffe 2028!

All ART is the essential expression of the way life could and should be of EVERY CULTURE in EVERY ERA.

LIB are is the epitome of depravity and disintegration perfectly reflecting the state of their inner being, whose sole purpose is to Reward the Guilty, Punish the Innocent and Champion the mediocre, the Unworthy the DEPRAVED on the basis of their Depravity.

They do (believe and ascribe to) this as an act of naked depraved revenge because Life have Purpose and Meaning, they seek and enact Moral Vandalism as proof and erroneous vindication of the Power of Evil over Good.

A World Safe for Socialism is a world where the dead, the Dying, the DISSENTING are carted away in boxcars that rumble night and day to smokestacks that billow without end to heat the bathwaters of their elite who pit Man against other men until we exist no more -- not becaues they themselves are evil -- but because they are SUPREMELY BORED -- and this ART PIECE epitomizes that, daring you to call it the absolute crap that it is -- much like the b'wannabe Damien Thorne-like nepo-LIB art of Hunter Biden... no less!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (+tINh)

93
Salvador Dali was a poseur and suffered from what I call "an excess of personality".

__________

A madman who thought he was Salvador Dali.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL)

94 85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?
Posted by: dantesed

(Looks away nervously)

Posted by: Adolf H. at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

95 28 At least it’s got boobs.
____

And butts in the upper left corner.

But it doesn't do anything for the anaconda. I don't like it, I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Dv3i1)

96 Soooo.. one of the 2 little freaks in the middle with the kabuki masks is handing a rock to this horse headed green thing with nice tits, and the green thing is making the gesture "oh, for me?"

Yeah this dude was out there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (snZF9)

97
Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

___________

What other painter had a funny mustache? Who? Who?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (HdYcL)

98 85 Yes, Dali had the ‘stache.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

99 *douses giraffe*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

100 Before embiggening, I thought the upper right was a mushroom cloud.

THEN it would make sense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

101 79 ice cream for crow.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

102 85 Isn't Dali the one with the funny moustache or am I thinking of some other weird artist?
Posted by: dantesed

(Looks away nervously)
Posted by: Adolf H. at May 19, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
================
Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (nsBpl)

103 What other painter had a funny mustache"

John has a long mustache...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (MEtvx)

104 "I had a dream about a flaming giraffe"

Said no sane person ever

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT)

105 99 *douses giraffe*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You monster! He's protesting the war and genocide!!!!

Posted by: Pro-Palestinian Retard at May 19, 2026 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

106 Woohoo!!!
It's Geezer Golf Tuesday! A day to head for the course (with its monster #5 par 5...see how I avoided the 100 comment rule?) and grab a few bucks of the grey hairs.
And it's not raining. Gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

107 Wolfus is the most prolific dream poster on this blog. Wonder if he ever dreamed this one up.
Posted by: Almost Never Remember Mine at May 19, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
====
I had the same thought, "one of Wolfus' nightmares."

It reminds of the time I dropped acid and wandered around the ghetto in Newark one night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

108 "I had a dream about a flaming giraffe"

Said no sane person ever
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT)

I dreamed I was back in college. I lived in a shared dorm type thing with an old ex-girlfriend. She didn't come home one night.

Bitch cheated on me in my dreams, too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)

110 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.

Posted by: Arts And Farces at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)

111 110 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.

100 comment mule

Posted by: Herpderp at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (HcoTw)

112 If you like the Flaming Giraffe, you'll love the Dali Llama.
Posted by: Arts And Farces

Big hitter, the Llama.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Kyh8Y)

113 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)

You asked for it.............

https://youtu.be/491VvNc8J54

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

114 109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim

He apparently had a famous llama, but anytime I google it, I find some old guy in Tibet.

Posted by: Very Confused Moron at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

115 the hindian at extra value has an outstanding handlebar. i thank him for his 'stache every time i patronize his establishment.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (iERP6)

117 This would look amazing at the Denver airport.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (OoFl2)

118 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2026 09:54 AM (iERP6)

When are you going to post the Art Thread?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

119 113 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (ynpvh)

You asked for it.............

https://youtu.be/491VvNc8J54

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Somehow I knew what it was going to be before I opened the link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

120 116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This, too, is the story of AOC. And her tits.

Posted by: Truth at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

121 Ghost rider started with a flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (snZF9)

122 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless
******

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

123 The Wiki article on Dali features his famous work, "The Great Masturbator".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (4Kks4)

124 “one of Wolfus’ nightmares”

Or a Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

125 114 109 I always found Dali's art weird, a bit like Hieronomous Bosch was in his time. I do like his "Persistence of Time"...
Posted by: jim

He apparently had a famous llama, but anytime I google it, I find some old guy in Tibet.

Posted by: Very Confused Moron at May 19, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

If he'd only had an alpaca instead...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

126 sniper at 3 o'clock

Posted by: silent at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (jCvle)

127 Dali's art, including this one, is 'interesting' in the same way something negative and unreal is interesting. The audience wonders how or why he felt the need to make the painting. His technical skill is subsumed by the bizarre, often repulsive, images. CBD's 'so what' attitude is a perfect and justified reaction.

Most of Dali's art, and many other 20th century 'critically acclaimed paintings, are why so much of the art of the period leaves me cold with the ugly and nihilistic content. Think I'll go look at some Andrew Wyeth or his dad's illustrations for enjoyable 20th century art.

Posted by: JTB at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)

128 Yes! There's more! and this is the reason why. This is the call to arms for all Good Men to do more that Absolutely Nothing in the face of a determined evil which has no justification, nor does it seek any.

Indeed, the only, purpose of artisans like this and those that support them is to perpetuate the moral inversion of the worthless being highly value. ask yourself Why?

In any collaboration between good and evil it only evil which benefits.
In any conflict between good and evil it is the more consistent who will prevail.

The basic subtext behind the LIB strategic insanity and their philosophy is STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOU CAN while they arm themselves with every vile principle imaginable.

The world is the way it is not because they aren't free to live that way and let nature (and evolution) take its course to eradicate themselves from future history; no, it is this way because at some fundamental level they understand that they are wrong, and experience FEAR for having abandoned their only means of survival, and GUILT because they know that they have done so willingly. and they plan to TAKE YOU WITH THEM!

That the only common ground between good and evil is to put you in it.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (SglpJ)

129 101 79 ice cream for crow.
Posted by: cmeat

CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.

Posted by: Diversity Now! at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

130 There's definitely some T&A going on here, but WTF?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (gnNyN)

131 120 116 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This, too, is the story of AOC. And her tits.

Posted by: Truth at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

I bet she's a potato peeler...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

132 *checks lottery numbers*

Hey, I won $5.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2GVsD)

133 Well, at least it has the flaming giraffe. It is hard to be avant guard without the flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)

134 116 disagree. circle gets the square.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

135
Actually, Dali would have been considered a "vanguardista"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (rbvCR)

136 123 The Wiki article on Dali features his famous work, "The Great Masturbator".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (4Kks4)

I never made that invention...

Posted by: Dr. Doofenschmirtz at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (ynpvh)

137 The creature in the center with the horse mask is AOC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

138 122 82 Nice breasts and I'll probably get blowback for this, but I like big-boobed monster chicks to have a lower body...

I could make do with just the top I guess...
Posted by: Stateless
******

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

Would you rather have a creature with a fish head and human body?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:59 AM (ynpvh)

139
Somehow I knew what it was going to be before I opened the link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

It's all I had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

140 This is the kind of art that is interesting to look at, but ultimately means nothing, and is easily forgotten.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
----------
Yeah.... until the dream with a flaming giraffe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (jehhT)

141 I was turned down for the modeling gig.

Posted by: Gasoline-Doused Dik-Dik at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (pc1Mz)

142 1. Heavy winter jacket. 2. They commanded him 59 more times than I would to drop the knife.

YOUR THOUGHTS? EX POLICE OFFICER CHARGED FROM FATAL ON DUTY SHOOTING. A former Hartford Police CT officer is now facing a first-degree manslaughter charge after the 2026 shooting death of a 55-year-old man armed with a large knife. Investigators say officers spent several minutes trying to talk the man down.

Police reportedly gave dozens of commands for him to drop the knife and even attempted to use a taser before it failed.

The man began walking toward Officer Magnano who then fired. The Connecticut Office of the Inspector General ruled the shooting was NOT justified. The Hartford Police Union strongly disagrees, saying the officer was facing an armed suspect who refused repeated commands. The suspect was told 62 times to drop the knife. This case is sparking heated debate across the country. The former officer turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond. He is expected in court on June 5. Image courtesy of WFSB - Channel 3 Eyewitness News

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (KtNj5)

143 Looks like the Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning and Refrigeration Company has been here.

Posted by: Licensed To Chill at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

144 @22 There once was a Dali museum in the Cleveland suburbs (it has since moved to Florida, like many in NE Ohio)

No, the Morse collection was private, and A. Reynolds Morse tried to leave his Dalis to Cleveland but they would not build a museum to keep them together. Saint Petersburg did, and it has been there since 1982. Actually in Florida longer than in Ohio.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (zdLoL)

145 138 Rashida Tlaib? Hell no!

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

146 It reminds of the time I dropped acid and wandered around the ghetto in Newark one night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

I once got high in Orange. And no google map to guide my ass out of there.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:02 AM (2+v4V)

147 disagree. circle gets the square.
Posted by: cmeat

Strangely, I know exactly what that means.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (KtNj5)

148 CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.
Posted by: Diversity Now!

Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (Kyh8Y)

149 The suspect was told 62 times to drop the knife. This case is sparking heated debate across the country. The former officer turned himself in and was released on a $50,000 bond. He is expected in court on June 5. Image courtesy of WFSB - Channel 3 Eyewitness News
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (KtNj5)

Case #343,645,098 of "The left wants you dead and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

150 disagree. circle gets the square.
Posted by: cmeat

Strangely, I know exactly what that means.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:03 AM (KtNj5)

It's what we call a Venn Diagram.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (2+v4V)

151 helluva time to be wealthy in spain. i'd say he made the most of it.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

152 The "Southern Strategy" lie is so embedded in the leftist mind they actually believe the South has been "ruled by Republicans for generations."

By "generations" they mean ... since the early 2000s or later.

Dem Ann Richards was governor of TX until W in 1995.

The TX house didn't flip to Dem until 2003--and even since then to now, the R speaker has won, not by solely caucus votes but by buying Dem votes.

yes, "generations" of Republican control all across the South.

BTW, 2031 redistricting in the South is going to wipe out the last of the state-level Dems--all of those were under unconstitutional rulings.
We'll see super-majority R in nearly every Southern state.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (73/SM)

153 SRafiq🇵🇸🇵🇰 @SyedRafilala
Replying to @Zoomerjeet
Why are Jeets so against cousin marriage? Do you have any scientific answer?
May 18, 2026 · 10:52 AM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (E6ouU)

154 147 that's not good, rickey.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

155 "Pinecone" would fit right into a Dali piece.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (CLFWO)

156 I used to hang Dali's in my side of the dorm room.

One day I turned all of them upside down.

It took my roommate a few days to notice.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM (qwx/I)

157 I once got high in Orange. And no google map to guide my ass out of there.
Posted by: ...

Did you ever notice that there is a West Orange, East Orange, a South Orange, but no North Orange?

Posted by: Andy Rooney's Eyebrows at May 19, 2026 10:06 AM (oftw2)

158 People's Hippo Voice: Historically what's happened is a bunch of ex-Dems and "independents" borrowing into the GOP. So the voters will need to pay attention in case the legislature ends up run by the Dems anyway.
The Speaker in TX is literally named "Burrows". Even Charles Dickens would find that too on-the-nose

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:06 AM (E6ouU)

159 Replying to @Zoomerjeet
Why are Jeets so against cousin marriage? Do you have any scientific answer?
May 18, 2026 · 10:52 AM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:04 AM (E6ouU)

Uh, the 3 headed offspring?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

160 Big hitter, the Llama."

Doesn't stiff caddies, either.

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (MEtvx)

161 thuringer nor thorange.

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

162 People's Hippo Voice: Historically what's happened is a bunch of ex-Dems and "independents" borrowing into the GOP. So the voters will need to pay attention in case the legislature ends up run by the Dems anyway.

You just described South Carolina.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (F8sQr)

163 Like Betty and Veronica.

AOC confirmed that MTG is on a revenge tour against Trump because he told her he won’t endorse her for Senate. Chef’s kiss

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

164 AOC confirmed that MTG is on a revenge tour against Trump because he told her he won’t endorse her for Senate. Chef’s kiss
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

We have to suffer that ugly twatwaffle because she's butthurt?

Oh, get a life, c*nt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

165 but no North Orange?"

FCOJ....

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (MEtvx)

166 The TX house didn't flip to Dem until 2003--and even since then to now, the R speaker has won, not by solely caucus votes but by buying Dem votes.
---
Most recently, Dustin Burrows, TX House Speaker, of deep, deep, deep red Lubbock County; who won the speakership with Dem votes.

Who just filed a lawsuit for local QB Sorsby, an injunction to reinstate his eligibility.
As he admitted he had a gambling "addiction."

But.
Here's what Dustin argued: the action is taken "because of the NCAAs wholesale abandonment of its obligations and duties to promote the well-being" of Sorsby.
It goes on and on in that vein.

AYFKM.

No actual conservative would sign on to that bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (73/SM)

167 MTG looted millions and bought herself a home in Costa Rica. She should stay there with all the pool boys and pray US politicians do not pay attention to her.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 19, 2026 10:09 AM (E6ouU)

168 Inventions of the Monsters
Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art.
But my overriding though is: "So what?"
---
Egad! Would not be on the wall with Dr. Syn (1981).

Painted by Salvador Dalí in 1937, Inventions of the Monsters is a haunting surrealist masterpiece. Prophetic in tone, Dalí created the canvas in Austria just before the outbreak of World War II. Today, you can view this renowned artwork in person at the Art Institute of Chicago in Illinois.

Symbolic Breakdown: In a telegram to the Art Institute of Chicago in 1943, Dalí provided a direct, symbolic breakdown of the strange entities within the dreamscape: The Flaming Giraffe: Represents a masculine apocalyptic monster. Horse-Women: Act as maternal river monsters. The Cat-Angel: Depicts a divine heterosexual monster. The Hourglass: Represents a metaphysical monster. Dalí and Gala: Stand on the right as the "sentimental monster," alongside a nearly invisible, fading little blue dog.
---
Salvador Dalí’s knowledge of war was not based on being a soldier, but rather on direct exposure to political violence and a profound psychological obsession with death and suffering.

Dali was full of crap & likely a perv, imho.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)

169 Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.
Posted by: Tonypete

I knew there was a poster who was related, but couldn't remember who it was. Thanks for chiming in, I will remember you this time.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness II at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (oftw2)

170 Salvador Dalí’s knowledge of war was not based on being a soldier, but rather on direct exposure to political violence and a profound psychological obsession with death and suffering.

Dali was full of crap & likely a perv, imho.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)

You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (2sfNr)

172 As he admitted he had a gambling "addiction."
Not the only one...

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (MEtvx)

173 156 I used to hang Dali's in my side of the dorm room.

One day I turned all of them upside down.

It took my roommate a few days to notice.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 19, 2026 10:05 AM
------
There was an upside down map of Nevada and Idaho in the courthouse of the Andy Griffith Show.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

174 148 CBD has never featured a Van Vliet, nor a Peter Max, Keith Haring, or even a Warhol, IIRC.
Posted by: Diversity Now!
...
Don't get me going about Haring. He was a relative of mine. My aunts, Mom and Grammi always kept us away from him at family reunions. You don't want to know.

Yes, because depravity and its carrier Moral Vandalism spreads as a contagion, whereas in ordinary circumstance a simple "NO" (or silence) to express disagreement with a lifestyle and circumstance is suffiicent -- in extraordinary times (LIKE NOW) such silence is taken as tacit approval -- and such dissaproval as worthy enough reason for others to stand up to actively sponsor and defend the very people who under other circumstance might murder you with a laugh (and that with a smile) if they could get away with it...

which through their art they are -- to put you in it.
to seize the unearned, and demand the undeserved... your silence and tacit approval. while they sit back with a knowing smile.

LET'S GO BRANDON!
DEFEAT LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY FOREVER.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-3MonkeyWTC
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:12 AM (S+6TS)

175 I think MTG should be reaccommodated into El Salvador.

Posted by: with a rather smaller apartment at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (E6ouU)

176 Tits and ass.

Would hang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (xcxpd)

177 I remember Haring's chalk drawings on the black construction paper like material on the subway ads that weren't sold on train platforms in the NYC subways. Thought they were interesting and wish I had cut them out and rolled them up. Might be worth a fortune.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness III at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (oftw2)

178 But.
Here's what Dustin argued: the action is taken "because of the NCAAs wholesale abandonment of its obligations and duties to promote the well-being" of Sorsby.
It goes on and on in that vein.

Texas Tech can afford to recruit another QB and bid adeu to that dumbass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

179 What I learned today. "Jeet" is an offensive term referring to Indians (call center, not casino). I guess I haven't been keeping up on my racial slurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

180 Tits and ass"

You're looking at?

Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (MEtvx)

181 Can you yeet a Jeet?

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

182 Appearing on comedian Ilana Glazer’s “It’s Open” podcast in a May 7 interview..“You can’t earn a billion dollars,” Ocasio‑Cortez said. “You just can’t earn that. You can get market power. You can break rules. You can do all sorts of things. You can abuse labor laws. You can pay people less than what they’re worth. But you can’t earn that.”

It's crazy how she says the most simple truths, and everyone excoriates her for being some kind of radical.

The party as a whole needs to lean into messaging that billionaires are trying to make you hate your neighbor so they can steal from you. The true "welfare queens" are the billionaires. They benefit from the systems and infrastructure the most while giving back the least or none at all.

Taxing them isn't punishing them, it's just demanding they reinvest their stolen assets back into the economy they keep taking from. We the people need to remind them heavy taxation was the compromise.

Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (NNDYh)

183 skeet n jeet -> meet n greet

Posted by: cmeat at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)

184 Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Now, this is an offensive term referring to Indians (casino, not call center).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

185 Ooh. Tittays! Well … 'sorta'. 'Kinda'. This is probably one of Salvador's more obvious 'dope dream' pieces, but the style's still all his and not like that Kandinsky guy at all. That said, there's still much much 'thing'-ishness going on in this image. Sal was good when it came to depicting 'thing'-ishness.

Posted by: Dr_No at May 19, 2026 10:17 AM (ayRl+)

186 Pandora's Box? At least she's stacked, but still probably not worth the associated problems. I have a good idea where she'd fall on the hot-crazy axis.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 19, 2026 10:17 AM (sFNX2)

187 What I learned today. "Jeet" is an offensive term referring to Indians (call center, not casino). I guess I haven't been keeping up on my racial slurs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

We're not calling them 'Punjab' anymore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

188 I once knew two sisters who worked in the same office.
They would encounter each other about noon and have an entire conversation with two syllables:
Jeet?
Jew?

The first one was asking the other if she had eaten lunch yet.
The second was replying that no, she hadn't, and was asking the same question in return.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

189 Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)

190 I think their giraffe has gotten enough sun now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (3uBP9)

191 Better for Halloween thread

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (UVlTp)

192
So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)

But it's for the greater good, you see. The end justifies the means. To save democracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

193 170. You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

🤨 You're a devil this morning.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

194 180 Tits and ass"

You're looking at?
Posted by: man at May 19, 2026 10:15 AM (MEtvx)

also yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

195 I once knew two sisters who worked in the same office.
They would encounter each other about noon and have an entire conversation with two syllables:
Jeet?
Jew?

The first one was asking the other if she had eaten lunch yet.
The second was replying that no, she hadn't, and was asking the same question in return.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Late 60's early 70's midwest vernacular.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (KtNj5)

196
🤨 You're a devil this morning.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

I have my moments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

I hate this statement so, so much. Since it was stolen from me, kiss your AOC fever dream goodbye. I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)

198 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7

😉 No, I think the Indian word would be "Ugg" no final h

This was immediate reaction to this painting , although I do appreciate L giving us an explanation if it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Yl2Ob)

199 So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:19 AM (KtNj5)

It's not cheating if they win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

200 I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)

Better than the other self-declared Empress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Elevating the political discourse.

WomenAreReal
@WomenAreReals
At a recent campaign event, a man dressed in a baby girl's frilly nightie & wearing a pig face sang [Scott] "Weiner is a girl's best friend."
Misogyny on steroids. This is not who we want representing SF nationally
There is another way
Vote Marie Hurabiell
Signed, lifelong liberal

https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

202 Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.

So they admit the only way they can win is to cheat.
Posted by: rickb223

But it's for the greater good, you see. The end justifies the means. To save democracy.
Posted by: Sponge

That last bit was so over the top, I assumed if was someone trolling them. Tough to tell, though lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (NNDYh)

203 Alternate Title: "Dali's Inferno."

Posted by: ShainS -- Sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder) at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (my5gu)

204 Meh. It's no Goya.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

I wonder if Goya was viewed as batshit crazy in his day. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (XvL8K)

205 200 I have declared myself Empress. Now get off my lawn, which is the entire country, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Wmg4n)

Better than the other self-declared Empress.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Well she stepped down from the throne.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

206 Dali must have done some really good drugs.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (O7YUW)

207 Well she stepped down from the throne.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

After shitting on us......TBF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

208 That last bit was so over the top, I assumed if was someone trolling them. Tough to tell, though lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:23 AM (NNDYh)

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Kind of like half of the Babylon Bee parody headlines these days.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sufferer of IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder) at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (my5gu)

209 Tits and ass.

Would hang.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

210 182 Appearing on comedian Ilana Glazer’s “It’s Open” podcast in a May 7 interview..“You can’t earn a billion dollars,” Ocasio‑Cortez said. “You just can’t earn that.
...
Taxing them isn't punishing them, it's just demanding they reinvest their stolen assets back into the economy they keep taking from. We the people need to remind them heavy taxation was the compromise.
...

And there you have it.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-EvilNotMistaken

LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.

As if any compromise between food and poison can result in anything BUT death -- and they know it. which is PRECISELY what their art (like the high art of Hunter Biden) hawks to the greater fool.

And where is he now?
HUNTER BIDEN Flees US -- One NepoLIB's fail.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-nepoLIBsAWAY

"Sooner or later you figure out that pragmatism and compromise are principles in a democracy. It's not selling out your convictions." -- Clinton'2005 still partying hardy with Epstein at the time.

It is PRECISELY selling out on your convictions, now you know.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (RF9wn)

211
https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

Liberals are such a broken lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Is that Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (WpmWK)

213 Tell me again why this guy was a succe$$ful artist

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (0pev9)

214
Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed
...
Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (6wpGE)

215 Tell me again why this guy was a succe$$ful artist
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 19, 2026 10:26 AM (0pev9)

At least it's no "Piss Christ."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Chilly and gray out on the water.

Might rain. Might not.

Lulu got her tummy rubs already. She’s a sweet girl.

Have a day, morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (nwZ1c)

217 Kinda long, for a caption, but I think it fits.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (6wpGE)

218 209 Tits and ass.

Would hang.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

Also yes. Audrey Landers was delicious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (xcxpd)

219 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happ

Scott wiener is just an awful man. He looks like he's too thin, in his bondage outfit he looks ridiculous and sleazy. He wants to lower the age of consent for sex for children and yes, the ad was awful

Oh, yes, Scott thinks trans women are women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (8Cor4)

220 > 59 Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 09:40 AM (bss/y)

I do not take drugs.
I am drugs.
-- Salvador Dali

This version of The Madonna of Port Lligat (he did variations of this subject) is a personal favorite.

https://tinyurl.com/4yar37fm

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (IG3/x)

221 Hope she runs on there are no illegals on stolen land as her main talking point.

Considering
1, we whooped Mexico's ass soundly, AND didn't put Santa Anna to the sword like he did to the Alamo wounded, (yeah, still a touchy point), and
2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:27 AM (KtNj5)

222 Your guess is as good as mine.

https://tinyurl.com/2mrxuw38

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

223 207 Well she stepped down from the throne.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (xcxpd)

After shitting on us......TBF.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

If we weren't such transphobes we'd be blessed by her presence still. Also we kept pointing out the sheer number of gay pedos out there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

224 It's crazy how she says the most simple truths, and everyone excoriates her for being some kind of radical.
================
It might be she is excoriated because what she says is stupid. "Simple", yes, "truth", not.

A billion dollars is created by entrepreneurship, building an Amazon or Tesla. It's how a great fortune is "made".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (zvyFq)

225 2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.
Posted by: rickb223

We bought Louisiana from the French...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (NNDYh)

226 Gimme two of whatever Salvador is having.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:30 AM (WpmWK)

227
If we weren't such transphobes we'd be blessed by her presence still. Also we kept pointing out the sheer number of gay pedos out there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 19, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

Yeah, I'll be ok.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

228 We spent some of our best booze on Indian land.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

229 >
You're saying he likely let men suck his dick, much like Owebama........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

No evidence of this.

He did swipe his buddy's GF, though. Married her, too. But still...

She's the model for Mary in the link I posted a little while ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)

230 Elevating the political discourse.

WomenAreReal
@WomenAreReals
At a recent campaign event, a man dressed in a baby girl's frilly nightie & wearing a pig face sang [Scott] "Weiner is a girl's best friend."
Misogyny on steroids. This is not who we want representing SF nationally
There is another way
Vote Marie Hurabiell
Signed, lifelong liberal

https://tinyurl.com/48u44vtt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

------------

Well, if not him, you'll always have tourist maps of defecation and needles along with the San Fransicko Gay Men's Pedophile Rape Choir.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (my5gu)

231
A billion dollars is created by entrepreneurship, building an Amazon or Tesla. It's how a great fortune is "made".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (zvyFq)

No. You simply need to write a book!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

232 And in today's story about fake trans women, one guy who claims to be a woman and a Wiccan wants to conduct services in the nude at a prison for women in NJ:

https://tinyurl.com/57x9waw7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (8Cor4)

233 "No one is illegal on stolen land" makes as much sense as "no one is stolen on illegal land."

It's not a logical argument from any factual basis and should not be dignified with such a response either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (73/SM)

234
No evidence of this.

He did swipe his buddy's GF, though. Married her, too. But still...

She's the model for Mary in the link I posted a little while ago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)

Barack is 'married' too........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

235 > 1, we whooped Mexico's ass soundly, AND didn't put Santa Anna to the sword like he did to the Alamo wounded, (yeah, still a touchy point), and

Dude wound up going into the chewing gum business.

Nope, not making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

236 225 2, PAID Mexico $15 million dollars, there is no stolen land.
And 3, for the rest of the US, it's not stolen if you lost. It's conquered.
Posted by: rickb223

We bought Louisiana from the French...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 19, 2026 10:29 AM (NNDYh)

It doesn't count because we made something wonderful and now the land is worth far more, so we should give it back to them. Or something.

They are conquerors who do not have the strength of arms to take it, so they whine and whine and whine and cheat and steal to take it.

They literally facilitated the sending of billions back to Somalia and did not care because they were allowed to whet their beaks. That is the thing, they do not just get social cachet from these schemes, they also get monetary rewards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (bss/y)

237 We spent tens of dollars of our best beads on Manhattan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (WpmWK)

238 > Barack is 'married' too........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (IG3/x)

239 Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)
================
"Dance: ten, Looks: three" is the song you're thinking of! Great song, about a girl who keeps failing auditions, so she got herself an upgrade in the tits and ass department.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (zvyFq)

240 214
Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed
...
Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Precisely the point at time index: 2:40
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value....

Why LIB misery loves (Demands and REQUIRES your) company.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (8p8zX)

241 Gay men who adopted 5 boys charged with child rape and porn … ONE YEAR after police were warned about them

https://tinyurl.com/2ev2n6dk

-
Putin isn't all wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

242
In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:33 AM (IG3/x)

Someone made a comment about crazy artist. I agreed. I'm sure you'll find yourself a way over it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

243 In fairness to Dali, he was flooded with commissions. Most of his paintings were completed under a fierce deadline. Under those circumstances, he would churn out technically proficient works that lacked any kind of coherent theme or idea, which he would then claim was the whole idea.

I personally like Dali's drawings, which were usually studies for his larger works but sometimes just drawn for their own sake. He was an excellent draughtsman (and an even better salesman).

Posted by: troyriser at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (DPeYO)

244 And in a happier note, I now get to go and prepare a Bible study for the dear folks at the senior care center

And a prayer request - if you could lift up a congregation member, V, who is going for a part time job interview in about 20 minutes. She's a very talented and nice person, but I don't know what they're looking for. Thanks so
Much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (8Cor4)

245 > 239 Isn't 'Tits and Ass' a song in 'The Chorus Line'?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2026 10:25 AM (Kyh8Y)

Decent Rolling Stones song, despite Keith singing.

https://tinyurl.com/52xh2uxx

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:36 AM (IG3/x)

246 BTW, the argument (sorta mockingly) is that, had the Mexicans not executed Maximillian, he would have been the heir instead of Archduke Ferdinand.

And WWI would have never happened.
Nor WWII.

So, Mexico is at fault for Hitler.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (73/SM)

247 So, for my sins, I had to take the lovely and fashion-forward Mrs naturalfake to-

"The Devil Wears Prada 2".

If you've seen and are a fan of TDWP, then you know what to expect, lots of fru-fru people and concerns, lots of low level conflict and gay cattiness reqardless of whether they're teh ghey or not, and fabulous couture. Oh, and everyone turns out to be okay in the end.

It has Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt who are easy to look at and who I like as actresses so it wasn't too painful, but...This is a GIRLY movie with a capital G.

One of the reasons to see this movie, is that it's an almost perfect distillation of the world-view of Our Betters.

These fabulous people live fabulous lives with fabulous money because they deserve it. You see, they have dedicated their lives to beauty and art, and have made sacrifices!!!!.

Or so, we're told in different ways several times.

Oh and they are good, good, goody-good-good people because they care about- They care so much! and occasionally write about clean water for Africa or some such thing.

And yet, they never ever would sacrifice one bit or one minute of their conspicuous consumption.

Check it out or don't

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

248 >
Someone made a comment about crazy artist. I agreed. I'm sure you'll find yourself a way over it........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

So, do you regularly find yourself fantasizing that other men are gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (IG3/x)

249 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.

Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

250 241 Gay men who adopted 5 boys charged with child rape and porn … ONE YEAR after police were warned about them

https://tinyurl.com/2ev2n6dk

-
Putin isn't all wrong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

Child predators seem to really get off on adopting kids.

Fuck this is so fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

251 But you can’t earn that
--------

Yes yes and you didn't build that.

There are the Democrats, again with their finger on the pulse.

Forcing everyone to live in a squalor they specifically create in crime ridden hellholes while padding their entire being on "fortified" tax dollars, and then pointing at "billionaires".

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (2+v4V)

252 It must be really hot in Spain. Dali's paintings kept melting.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (WpmWK)

253
So, do you regularly find yourself fantasizing that other men are gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (IG3/x)

You're the one that seems all hot and bothered by it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2026 10:35 AM (8Cor4)

Done!

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (2+v4V)

255
Fuck this is so fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

We are approaching Biblical times..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

256 >> Really hope she runs for president. She might naturalize all the undocumented people and then let them vote and democrats would never lose again. H

Textbook example of the Celebration Parallax:
"It's not happening and it's good that it is!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2026 10:40 AM (X8xt3)

257 Well, democrats would never lose again until the entire system collapsed. Their dreams require a successful system or it all falls apart. China too. We are propping up the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

258 Goes around, comes around.

Toronto: Man on scooter tries to stop man from beating up bike thief, almost has his scooter stolen by bike thief

https://tinyurl.com/4rfmyxt3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

259 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

A large barge on the marge at Lake Lebarge?

Posted by: Sam McGee at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

260 Inventions of the Monsters - Salvador Dalí

Well...okay. It's art. But Myy overriding thougt is: "So what?" - Posted by CBD

Exactly. Which leads me to ask, "why?"

If this work was created to ultimately convey meaning I have to say I have no idea what is being said. It strikes me a being a very elaborate doodle.

If this work was created to be pure art, much in the manner that much classical music is pure music that is exists without explicit meaning, it falls flat, it doesn't engage me, it doesn't leave a deeper memory of it. Once again, it strikes me as a very elaborate doodle.

Would hang this in somebody else's house. Gladly.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at May 19, 2026 10:43 AM (glnUu)

261 For anyone interested in "Tits and Ass", the chorus in "Dance ten, Looks three" from Chorus Line...

https://tinyurl.com/789hn69w

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:43 AM (Mrx/V)

262 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

263 262 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

Tits and ass are ancient. And eternal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:45 AM (bss/y)

264 Guy could paint boobehs, and he wastes them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2026 10:45 AM (zOYA2)

265 If only Dali had had air conditioning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (WpmWK)

266 New York City Owned Grocery Store...May 2027

Posted by: Dumber Than Dirt at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (j+GfC)

267 T and A wasn't from Blazing Saddles?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:44 AM (WpmWK)

Think of your secretary, sir.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (wVcYX)

268 238 > Barack is 'married' too........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

In looking over his body work, I see plenty of tatas, and virtually no peen, but sure, whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Too soon....

Posted by: Waterlogged zombie Tafari Campbell at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (NNDYh)

269 259 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37

Sorry, I had to walk the Royal Shiba Inu. lol.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (Wmg4n)

270 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 19, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

A large barge on the marge at Lake Lebarge?
Posted by: Sam McGee at May 19, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/CBhw5FUBHY8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

271 249 Does Empress Piper have a barge? Because every empress should have a barge.
Posted by: Bulg

And an asp.

Posted by: "Snake Hips" Ann Pennington at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (oftw2)

272 So, for my sins, I had to take the lovely and fashion-forward Mrs naturalfake to-

"The Devil Wears Prada 2".

[snip of excellent rant]

-----------

I would pay good money to see "The Devil Wears Prada" sequels set in Somalia and North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (5ILy6)

273 No, the Morse collection was private, and A. Reynolds Morse tried to leave his Dalis to Cleveland but they would not build a museum to keep them together. Saint Petersburg did, and it has been there since 1982. Actually in Florida longer than in Ohio.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2026 10:01 AM (zdLoL)
==================
Just to correct one little error, the family kept their collection, as a Museum, in an office building on Mayfield for awhile and allowed the public to see it, which is where I saw it a few times in younger years, before moving it to Florida.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (3s5XR)

274 Speaking of peen:

Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village and took all the villagers prisoners, then decided to play a game.

He blindfolded all the women and ordered the men to strip and stand in line.

Each woman had to go down the line and attempt to identify her husband by his penis. If she got it wrong, both would be executed.

The first woman kept touching the penises until she found her husband's and declared it.

Genghis was disappointed.

Second woman, same thing. She readily identified her husband's penis.

Now Genghis got really pissed. He stripped down and got in line himself.

The third woman started. "Not him" , "Not him", Not him either"...

This continued until she touched Genghis's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard

"Not from our village" she muttered and moved on...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (IG3/x)

275 Toronto: Man on scooter tries to stop man from beating up bike thief, almost has his scooter stolen by bike thief

He later died of a massive soy overdose.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at May 19, 2026 10:48 AM (NNDYh)

276
There was no barge in that poem.

Marge, yes, and "ditto" LeBarge.

You failed to mention the RCMP Sarge, who was present. I award you no points.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:49 AM (s9VOe)

277 The Drvil wears Boutique Target.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:49 AM (WpmWK)

278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

279
Red Devil glazers' points ... who here has ever had the distinct pleasure of working with them?

* raises hand *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:51 AM (s9VOe)

280 Funny... my copy of Windows 11 didn't come with a giant set of tits.

The people who cook up my monstrous inventions suck even more than I thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)

281 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Andrew Branca has discussed the case quite a bit on his YouTube channel. It's not nearly as clean a case a Rittenhouse, for example, and the guy's got significant risk of being convicted was what I took away from it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 19, 2026 10:55 AM (NNDYh)

282 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

Guy is retarded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)

283 And evil, when it comes down to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

284 278 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss
=========
You won't get much unless they leak the multiple video takes. There will be a formal bond hearing on reduction of bail coming soon and perhaps a pretrial hearing if that state (TN) uses trial by information instead of a grand jury. Too lazy to look it up.

So a lot of wild speculation at this point devoid of actual facts.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)

285 Anyone heard about the Chud the Builder case yet?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:50 AM (WpmWK)

Vaguely. He's some godawful "influencer" whose shtick is calling blacks jigaboos, right? Did he finally get himself killed?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:56 AM (BI5O2)

286 No he shot some guy who attacked him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (WpmWK)

287 Asmongold reacts to Nic Shirley's video on the UK protests. Have not seen the original video show up at all on ewetub. 'Odd'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

288 https://tinyurl.com/muf4vask

The link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

289 Cybertruck gets stuck in Lake Grapevine. Commenter says, "somehow, it doesn't look so douchy underwater.

Second commenter replies, "not from the fishes point of view".

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (KtNj5)

290 286 No he shot some guy who attacked him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (WpmWK)

After saying he wanted to go out and keep calling black people N until one swung on him so he could shoot them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)

291 No he shot some guy who attacked him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 19, 2026 10:58 AM (

SMDH. One way or another, something like that was bound to happen. He's a genius. A real winner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)

292
"nick shirley uk" search on YT brings up many such videos

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (s9VOe)

293 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

294 After saying he wanted to go out and keep calling black people N until one swung on him so he could shoot them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)

Better Call Saul

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2+v4V)

295 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 19, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

296 Andrew Branca has discussed the case quite a bit on his YouTube channel. It's not nearly as clean a case a Rittenhouse, for example, and the guy's got significant risk of being convicted was what I took away from it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
=====
He is also doing it on X but his youtube presentations are better. He is responding and sometimes baiting idiots on X which ups his engagement count coincidentally.

It boils down to this--self defense is a justification defense which means that the tables are flipped. You have to meet a statutory burden of proof as a defendant to claim it. When you claim self defense, then you no longer can claim the other dude did it or some other dude did it, you have to be a 'true man', admit you shot (assaulted, etc.) someone which is admitting a crime.

Next you have to provide under the totality of circumstances, to a judge and jury, that you were justified in your exercise of force (or implied force) to prevent serious injury or death to you from assailant(s). The laws vary somewhat across states but that is the gist of it.

Posted by: whig at May 19, 2026 11:04 AM (E4rtv)

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