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Kamala Harris Wants to Pack the Court, End the Electoral College, and Open Up the Senate to Save Democracy Democrat Politicians

She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.


A new poll shows the top choices for the Democratic and Republican presidential primaries in 2028.

The May 12 poll, released by Atlas Intel, found U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., leading among Democrats, while Secretary of State Marco Rubio was the top choice for a majority of Republicans.

The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years, with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg at 22.4% and California Gov. Gavin Newsom at 21.2%. Former Vice President Kamala Harris came in fourth place at 12.9%.

Last week, she began demanding the DNC release its suppressed "autopsy" of her 2024 blowout loss.

I assume she wants to be released because she knows it was a whitewash which excused her for any responsibility for the loss and blamed all on Muh Racism and Muh Misogyny.

Though apparently the reason it was suppressed is that it blames...

... Joe Biden, who the Democrats have of course decided to blame all their woes on, now that he's gone.


To make matters worse, the DNC is facing continued calls to release its internal autopsy of the party's sweeping setbacks in the 2024 election, when Democrats lost the presidency and Senate majority and fell short in winning back control of the House.

Among those calling on the DNC to make public their report on what went wrong for the Democrats in 2024 is former Vice President Kamala Harris, the party's presidential nominee two years ago.

Harris, who is mulling making another White House bid in 2028, recently told donors she believes the DNC should make the autopsy public. The news was first reported by NBC News and confirmed by Fox News Digital.

A source with knowledge said that Harris had not discussed the autopsy with DNC Chair Ken Martin, and that the former vice president did not know in advance about Martin's decision in December to keep the 2024 election postmortem under wraps.

Martin ordered the report soon after he was elected DNC chair early last year.

...

There was controversy surrounding the report as it was being compiled, after reports last summer said the autopsy would skip analyzing whether then-President Joe Biden should have run for re-election in 2024 and would pass on judging key decisions made by Harris and her team, after she replaced Biden as the party's nominee with just over three months to go until the 2024 election.


...

"They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

...

A person familiar with the DNC's strategy told Fox News Digital because of all the attention on the autopsy, "they are going to be forced to release something."

Coconut Kamala grabbed clicks by proposing a slate of anticonstitutional measures to rig elections even harder for Democrats:


Pat Adams
@PatAdams96

10h

Kamala Harris is now calling for Democrats to hold a "No Bad Idea Brainstorm" where they discuss:

- Abolishing the Electoral College
- Packing the Supreme Court
- Making Puerto Rico and D.C. states

"We've got to neutralize these red states from cheating!"

Ron DeSantis noticed that she's talking about expanding and packing the Supreme Court in the future.

But not now, now that Trump is President and the GOP controls the Senate.

So maybe we should beat them to the punch.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM




Comments

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)

2 >>>The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years,

lol, truly the Idiot Queen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (dK+Kv)

3 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

4 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)

5 3 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

====

If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected.

The body politic should have a direct say in it.

9 from every state.

Oral arguments should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (xBVv0)

6 Lucy van Pelt

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (YlWIZ)

7 TJM is advising DeSantis now?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

8 7 TJM is advising DeSantis now?

Posted by: Bulg at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

====

All the best people like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:29 PM (xBVv0)

9 Pretty telling that when someone says we’ve got to get “fraudsters” out of the country, it’s immediately assumed that’s Democrats.

-
Tough but fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

10 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)


Kamala Harris makes Kamala Harris slightly nauseous.

Though usually only on late lunches when she plays fast and loose with the "beer before liquor" rule.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (EynyL)

11 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:26 PM (73/SM)

====

If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected.

The body politic should have a direct say in it.

9 from every state.

Oral arguments should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:28 PM (xBVv0)

Two words.

Thunderdome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (dK+Kv)

12 It has been said that if you walk into a room and you are the smartest person present, you are in the wrong room.

Kamala Harris never has this problem.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

13 Yes please. Please dems run any of those names noted. Gavin Hairgel would probably be their best shot, but still a loser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW)

14 "No bad idea brainstorm"

Kamala: "Hold my vodka."

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (sOtuf)

15 Vance does not have to keep selling me.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (Gqar8)

16 Yes, if the Stupid Party didn't always try to live up to it's name, it would take the Dems up on the Court Packing issue, now. That would result in the Dems with a "it's only okay when we do it!" tantrum.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (j7INY)

17 This another buckshot thread?

Posted by: Milky Loads at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM (gKWVE)

18 democrats?
*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (gxokI)

19 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (w3u3d)

20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar8)

21 20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar

=====

Remember, the GOPe has lost no power at all in the past decade and they will force Jeb Bush on us.

It's science.

All is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (xBVv0)

22 But not now, now that Trump is President and the GOP controls the Senate.

So maybe we should beat them to the punch.
*******
Murkowski, Cassidy, McConnell, Tillis etc. would never let it happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)

23 Afternoon Ace.
Kamala wants a "no bad idea" roundtable. Ok Dems commit sepaku. Good idea

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (gu0hJ)

24 "If SCOTUS is going to be political, then it should be elected."

That would require a Constitutional Amendment. Which would give the Dems the opportunity to screw it up or subvert it.

Changing the size of the Court (or the number of Representatives) only requires a Congressional vote and Presidential signature.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (j7INY)

25 21 20 I would vote for Vance, Rubio, DeSantis. What a nice problem to have.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar

=====

Remember, the GOPe has lost no power at all in the past decade and they will force Jeb Bush on us.

It's science.

All is lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (xBVv0)

You hang around the Morning Report a lot, don’t you?

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

26 I would be thrilled to read Kumala's Autopsy Report.

Posted by: Weakly Reader at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (oftw2)

27 Posted by: Dr. T at May 15, 2026 12:30 PM

LOL. I have the same reaction to AO-C who doesn't appear to have a drinking problem like Kamala . She's just stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (n3VHW)

28 You gotta start in the morning if you're gonna drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

29 She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.

I hope she succeeds! It'll be fun.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (wn0/z)

30 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)

31 "She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination."

Did *anybody* ever think she was viable? Why?

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (N8ZBc)

32 I know Democrats are stupid with other people's money, but are they also stupid enough to throw money into another presidential campaign backing this absolute clusterfuck of a candidate???

I mean, Dear Lord...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

33 Let's take them up on that deal:

Demand the Court be expanded to 13 now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026

Right! Let’s do it. We should stop allowing Dems to believe we won’t act on their dumb ideas, too. It’s sad they have such faith in our high road. Looking at you, Thune.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (hftzA)

34 Yes, if the Stupid Party Corrupt Party

Every time the Democrats are in power, they tell us we have to send money now to sendmoneynow.com to keep the Democrats from packing the Supreme Court.

Every time the Republicans are in power, any thought of setting the size of the Supreme Court to a specific number (nine does seem to work pretty well…) disappears as if the problem never existed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:34 PM (EXyHK)

35 It isn't just leftwing loonies on the internet talking about this stuff.

It is time for the GOP to not just move forward with the SAVE act, not just throwing people in jail for vote fraud, not just arresting pols allowing non-citizens to vote (even in local elections) but so start packing court NOW...oh and start combining New England into two states.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

37 The media is so dishonest. They cannot even report the correct context of what J.D. Vance. Instead they have to make it about "all Democrats."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (n3VHW)

38 She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

=====

She's fallen behind in one poll, the most recent one.

With the weirdest of crosstabs by a polling firm that seems like it wants to burn its own credibility to the ground (Atlas Intel).

She's led every other poll (especially by other good ones like Harvard-Harris) since March. She's led every national poll since February.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (xBVv0)

39 It's kind of depressing that anyone at all takes people like AOC or Kamala seriously and is looking to them for leadership.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gnNyN)

40 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.

Pols have to be in their state to speak to donors, and they have to only raise money from residents of their district. That would fix a lot.

I now go make crepe. (recipe says to mix ingredients, and then rest for an hour. I don't think I will exert myself too much mixing, but I will be back shortly to rest anwyay.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (0MFDl)

41 I hope she succeeds! It'll be fun.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (wn0/z)
-------
20 years ago I was aware of Kamala and was scared she would end up president someday (I was aware of her... I didn't know how stupid she was).

Now I'm worried AOC will run and win. The young kids all love her.

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (sOtuf)

42 Is it just me, or does Kamalamadingdong look like she's morphing into late-stage Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (VARTN)

43 Pretty telling that when someone says we’ve got to get “fraudsters” out of the country, it’s immediately assumed that’s Democrats.

I mean...everyone acknowledges it.

Remember after 2020 when the Atlantic ran an article crowing about their efforts to "fortify" the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

44 Wish I could find thatvid of Harris sitting at the bar slurring her words and hand waving away her problems in a soliloquy.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

45 Also on her list...

1. A million dollar a year minimum wage for everybody.
2. Free condoms, drugs, needles and booze for EVERYBODY!
3. A $100,000 US fine if upon meeting her, you don't tell her how smart she is, how pretty she is and how she has such nice hair.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)

46 Kamala started sliding into her phony ghetto voice when talking about her "reforms", almost as annoying as Hillary "ain't no ways 'tard". Or is that just her actual annoying voice?

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)

47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.

Imagine if there were Global Elections. Would allowing China and India to decide everything be a good idea? I have had somewhat better luck with that analogy.

At one level, Democracy is exceedingly idiotic. Churchill might have saved Western Civilization, but he was wrong on Democracy.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (zXS73)

48 What is Mayor Pete doing these days to be considered a presidential candidate?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

49 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.


I think this idea has merit, but as of right now we still can't stop foreigners from giving substantial funds to Democrats and that is already illegal...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

50 Watch Xavier Becerra Mansplain to Latinx Female Journalist How to Do Her Job on T.V.
https://is.gd/DoBINy

That retarded headline is currently up at Brietbart.

Let me show you how to improve, Brietbart:

Watch Xavier Becerra Mansplain to Latina Journalist How to Do Her Job on T.V.

Why use the PC non-word Latinx, and then defeat the whole point of the stupidity by adding "Female" immediately after it?

Posted by: No Name Today at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (8mulE)

51 Texas Supreme Court is elected. So are many other states. There’s plenty of precedent for the switch to it. (But the constitution would have to be amended)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (AnnNE)

52 Willowed.

This redistricting fight is letting state-level RINOs show their asses in very public ways that will end up being advantageous in future years, at least.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:25 PM (xBVv0)

THIS.

To me, the seats won/lost in the 2026 midterms are only superficially important.

De-RINO-ing the right and skullfucking the left in 2030 are the actual targets.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (iNUL3)

53 What is Mayor Pete doing these days to be considered a presidential candidate?

Most of the guys at the local men's only club.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

54 Kamala wants to brainstorm with Democrats...

I don't think storms can occur in a mind that's a vacuum.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

55 When did we trade in our Founding Fathers for Flouncing Floozies?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (D1E+2)

56 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Very good! Not perfect, but very good.

Posted by: Venezuela, The 51st State at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (wn0/z)

57 39 It's kind of depressing that anyone at all takes people like AOC or Kamala seriously and is looking to them for leadership.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I assume no one is looking to them for leadership, just someone they can feel proud of themselves for voting for them, and all the real decisions are made by hard-core partisan experts who will really run things behind the scenes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

58 Random unimportant thought from the previous thread:

Jerry-built: Refers to something that was poorly or cheaply constructed from the very beginning.

What is the derivation of that? Being... uh... 29, my only familiarity with "Jerry" is from TV and movies where it was a semi-slur for "German." But whatever anybody thinks of Germans, nobody associates them with poor engineering and construction.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

59 Kamala Harris Wants to Pack the Court ...

----------

Am I the only one who read that as "Fuck?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (nyTxL)

60 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (XV/Pl)

61 16 Yes, if the Stupid Party didn't always try to live up to it's name, it would take the Dems up on the Court Packing issue, now. That would result in the Dems with a "it's only okay when we do it!" tantrum.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega
=========
They aren't stupid, they are corrupt and the center of that corruption is the US Senate and the GOP caucus there. House GOP caucus too in a lesser degree. Far too many GOP officeholders are a) stealth Democrats, b) out to get generational wealth out of their offices, c) loathe the very people that elect them. These are the Country Club Republicans of yore, now called RINOs.

In fact, the ones that are a) actually conservative, b) honest and not trying to grab wealth for themselves, c) actually like their constituents, are the RINOs. They don't represent the big donors which is the ultimate problem with the GOP.

Democrats are crazed evil criminals.

So we, the average voter with intelligence and morals are repeatedly stuck voting between corrupticans and Demoncrats.

Is there any wonder that when Trump swept down the escalator, he created his own massive constituency in the GOP from the disaffected base voters.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

62 The republican candidate will not be running against the democrat candidate. He/she will be running against the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)

63 if we cleaned up the voter rolls the dems wouldn't win the presidency for many ears

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (CWTWj)

64 I think this idea has merit, but as of right now we still can't stop foreigners from giving substantial funds to Democrats and that is already illegal...

Yes. It’s a very good idea, but the enforcement mechanism has to be worked out first on existing laws, or it will mean massive funding imbalances at the local level favoring Democrats.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (EXyHK)

65 I'll be widow by 28, I can hold my liquor better than Harris and I'll kick that soy boy Gavin's ass
Hillary in 28 It's really the right time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (gu0hJ)

66 In important news (Little League Baseball):

We faced number one team and lost by 5 but scored 5 earned runs against them, which is better offense than the number two team.

Little's pitching was off due to a few reasons*, he struck out in the first inning, dived to dodge a high inside pitch in his second at bat, then subsequently crushed an RBI double for some "payback." The guys kept their heads up and played hard, if not messy, which is all you can ask for. In the end, it's a 1 run game if we clean up our fielding and errors.

* He's got a bit of a cold, probably did too many pushups, so his muscles were fatigued, and it was really cold, the combo of which resulted in his pitches running uncharacteristically high in the zone and slow.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

67 I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhah. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Minnesota at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (iNUL3)

68
I don’t want to jinx it by saying it, but in 2028 we may be looking at the first 50 state win ever by any political party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:33 PM (AnnNE)




Let's not get greedy. I'll settle for 1984 Election II: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

69 36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

My faves are Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, and Ding-Dong School. Miss Francis saw me in her magic mirror last week.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at May 15, 2026 12:40 PM (oftw2)

70 I'd hope the Republicans can squeak out another win in '28 because the alternative is likely '28 being the very last election in my lifetime.

Probably for many, the very last one too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (jehhT)

71 well, storms can occur on Mars, which is a fairly good proxy for Kamala's cranium.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (gKWVE)

72 former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg

LOL! He gets to forever wear that title because he was chosen for, what, one day? Two? And the DNC gets to forever be linked inextricably to him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (kU0PQ)

73 Identity Politics is essentially a dead letter.

Democrats need a "message" because Trump is controlling way too much narrative. And Democrats have NOTHING to sell.

This is their way believe it or not of deploying a message *and* projecting strength. Otherwise they have no identity at all other than being weak and ineffective. Not to mention a bunch of annoying complainers and hecklers.

Also I suspect they have to keep their mental patients engaged and this is their way of keeping them riled.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (fkeut)

74 42 Is it just me, or does Kamalamadingdong look like she's morphing into late-stage Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (VARTN)

Well, she wouldn't need any makeup to do a Thriller reboot.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

75 #48- I don't know that he is. Right now He's apparently coaching Dems on how to appear "normal." Link to " I own the world.":

https://tinyurl.com/4252huh7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (n3VHW)

76 I just read a terrible story out of Britain....

English guy out for a night with his mates has a few beers and gets into a conflict with a Punjabi.

Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times and the police get called.

The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.

The Punjabi was Sihk and had used his ceremonial knife. You aren't allowed to carry a large knife in Britain (I assume most Sihks nominally carry unsharpened knives to meet their religious obligations).

Out of the 4 knife wounds one was to the face - so there is no way the cops didn't notice it, and two were to the back of the legs so there is no way for the Punjabi to argue it was self defense.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

77 re gop as stupid party: a lot of them don't care about winning, there's more to be gained from the 'elect us' perpetual fund making cycle. how did they take in over merrick garland in 2016 when they were all pretty much presuming hillary would win and they'd put garland on the supreme ct after the election?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

78 I'll fudge pack the court
Pete Buttgiggle campaign promise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (gu0hJ)

79 Happy Friday morons!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (W2Pud)

80 She's losing the Crazy Race to AOC, and needs to change that.

---------------

All aboard, hahahahahaha
Ayy

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as hoes
Maybe it's not too late
To forget how to love and learn how to hate

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (nyTxL)

81 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

82 Good Idea - doing your own yard work.
Bad Idea - doing your own dental work.

Posted by: Mr. Skullhead at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (+IsEU)

83 Kamala started sliding into her phony ghetto voice when talking about her "reforms", almost as annoying as Hillary "ain't no ways 'tard". Or is that just her actual annoying voice?

Since she grew up as the child of an Indian research scientist and an American-Jamaican professor, I'm going with "fake."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

84 60 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 12:38 PM (XV/Pl)

Or, I dunno, maybe a Dynasty centered around a certain family.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (Gqar8)

85 The national poll showed 26% of Democrats would vote for Ocasio-Cortez for president in two years, with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg at 22.4% and California Gov. Gavin Newsom at 21.2%. Former Vice President Kamala Harris came in fourth place at 12.9%.

Holy Cow!

Just how insane do you have to be to want any of these four to be Preezy.

This is just sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iJfKG)

86 47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.
_____

It's not fair that the rest of America isn't yet enjoying the utopia that comes with NY and LA governance.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (Dv3i1)

87 The left's latest idea on gerrymandering is that they shouldn't have to have contiguous districts and therefore in blue states could make every district 55-45 blue by mixing the leftwing shithole with the burbs/rural areas.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

88 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.


They are so busy trying to outdo each other in their remarks to cater to the tiniest of interest groups, that they have lost sight of what is real.
So yes, they are dangerous indeed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

89 Jerry-built: Refers to something that was poorly or cheaply constructed from the very beginning.

My guess: it comes from a bastardization of “jury-rigged”, which is a temporary—not necessarily poorly-constructed—solution until a better one can be implemented:

jury (1), adj, as in jury mast and jury-rigged, occurs earliest in jury mast, a temporary mast…
—Eric Partridge, Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (EXyHK)

90 The UK is gone.

A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.

The student's phone was later found in the Sikh's pocket.

http://tiny.cc/g9i3101

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (mkw2N)

91 Happy Friday Nurse!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)

92 81 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

=====

Eliminate filibuster. Stack Supreme Court through bare majority in Senate, signed by Dem president.

New SCOTUS takes case that challenges constitutionality of Electoral College.

New SCOTUS rules that Electoral College is unconstitutional because reasons (Jackson writing majority opinion).

I mean...they'd have to take the Senate first which is a whole mountain to climb over the next few years and survive the cataclysm that will be the 2030 census in addition to winning the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (xBVv0)

93 BREAKING: Longtime Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) announces he will not seek re-election.
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Enjoy your KFC at home Steve.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (G0vdT)

94
47 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.”

It always amazes that people think this is some new idea, when all of this was argued out at great length during the 1787 Constitutional Convention. The big states, notably New York, wanted direct election from the start. The small population members said “no way, we’re not joining any union if this is the deal, and there’s 9 of us and only 4 of you.”

Why don’t we allow direct election of the President? Because now, as then, this Union breaks up and is over if any group tries it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

95 (But the constitution would have to be amended)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:37 PM (AnnNE)


Yup. And it's easy!

Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (iERP6)

96 "Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times"

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*ahem*

"Acts of love"

Posted by: 496 at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (sOtuf)

97 The "autopsy" is probably like the Epstein files. Signifying nothing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (Cqx++)

98 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iNUL3)

99 Oh and the left also has come up with a new argument for why it is ok that New England is gerrymandered. Remember the argument from before was:

Its just random chance that every district has a blue majority.

Their new defense?

They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

100 I want Kamala to run again so all the idiots at work will start their pearl wearing again. It was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (W2Pud)

101 Now hear me out. What if wes shend ballast to ever pershon in chana?

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (Escyj)

102
Has Coconut Jane now got Ozempic face?

Her cheeks are all hollowed out.

Or if it just bad plastic surgery?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iJfKG)

103 40 The main thing I would like to see, to reorganize the system of government, is to make all campaign finance limited to within district.

Pols have to be in their state to speak to donors, and they have to only raise money from residents of their district. That would fix a lot.

I now go make crepe. (recipe says to mix ingredients, and then rest for an hour. I don't think I will exert myself too much mixing, but I will be back shortly to rest anwyay.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (0MFDl)

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Id throw in no over the air political advertising.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (Vh9CX)

104 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Do the wrong thing for long enough, and it transforms into precedent.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EXyHK)

105 98 I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (iNUL3)

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It's not.

Any state that assigns its electors out of alignment with their voters is in violation of the constitution. They gave their voters a choice, and then they deny the voters their choice.

It's not even not giving the people a vote and having electors chosen by the state legislature (SC did this until after the Civil War).

The NPV compact is facially unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xBVv0)

106 104 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.

Do the wrong thing for long enough, and it transforms into precedent.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (EXyHK)

Like Social Security or Income Tax

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

108 The NPV compact is facially unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (xBVv0)

And here's me, learning a thing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iNUL3)

109 I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 12:27 PM (OYsYV)


The contact high is so strong that just a video will do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

110 I just read a terrible story out of Britain....

English guy out for a night with his mates has a few beers and gets into a conflict with a Punjabi.

Punjabi guy stabs him 4 times and the police get called.

The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

England don't exist anymore. Its an enslaved island, its occupants pussified, and god damn the king.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (snZF9)

111 36 Meanwhile, Joe Biden is sitting in the basement rec room happy as a clam. Fresh diapers, powder, a cuppa cocoa, and waiting for the DuMont to warm up so he can sing along with Mitch.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 15, 2026 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

Sing Along with Mitch is good TV...."Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again!!"

Posted by: Joemarine at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (y171U)

112 New SCOTUS rules that Electoral College is unconstitutional because reasons (Jackson writing majority opinion).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (xBVv0)


The ridiculousness of finding the Constitution to be unconstitutional aside, the process would then be to amend the Constitution so that it is no longer unconstitutional.

Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

113 No BaD iDeA lEfT bEhInD!

Posted by: KaMaLa ThE dAy DrUnK at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

114 107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

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2024 was an aberration and Trump cheated (it's impossible to win all the swing states, dontchaknow, therefore Trump cheated, especially in NC).

Therefore it is not eligible for analysis when it comes to how elections can happen in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (xBVv0)

115 98 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

I don't believe this is accurate.

States can apportion their electors however they want. If they all agree to deliver their electors to the winner of the popular vote, that's still in keeping with the constitution.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Nope. All compacts between states, including the Popular Vote scheme require approval of Congress. It is in the Constitution. So state A cannot make a binding agreement with state B over electoral votes without Congress approving it.

Same as making DC a state. It requires a constitutional amendment and the Dems tried that in the 1970's at the peak of their power, they failed to get the number of states to ratify.

Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

116 If Dick Gebhart couldn't end up with the Democrat presidential nomination, then I doubt AOC will either. No one ever wants a House member for their presidential nominee, even if she's the heir to Bernie.

I'm old enough to remember when Bernie received a fortification of "muh precious democracy" from the Dems. It will happen to her, too.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (5yDGQ)

117 If don't think they will nominate a woman but if any woman has a chance nationally it's Obrainio Vortex. She has the correct attitude for a woman who can win a national election, and clever handlers.

Problem is she is brutally brutally bad off script so they would just run the Obama Biden Playbook and keep her hidden except to throw bombs.

But I would still expect it to not be a woman. If it is and we are talking a legitimate GE and not a phony one, then she's the one to back.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (fkeut)

118 Let's not get greedy. I'll settle for 1984 Election II: Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

I’m thinking of 1972 - Dems tried to cater to the hippie crowd and went hard left with McGovern. Complete failure , which is probably why the Deep State went into action to wipe out all the effects of that election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (AnnNE)

119 112 The ridiculousness of finding the Constitution to be unconstitutional aside, the process would then be to amend the Constitution so that it is no longer unconstitutional.

Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.

Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

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The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.

They will not be held to questions of process that slow them down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (xBVv0)

120 AFAIK, Kamala is a platitude-spouting, halting airhead, very hard to work with, and is ripped on EtOH and/or benzos most of the time. I like her suits; that's about it.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (N8ZBc)

121 ... Joe Biden, who the Democrats have of course decided to blame all their woes on, now that he's gone.

---------------

Not to worry, comrades ... are you ready for:

Hunter Biden 2028 -- The Bantam Menace!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (nyTxL)

122 120 AFAIK, Kamala is a platitude-spouting, halting airhead, very hard to work with, and is ripped on EtOH and/or benzos most of the time. I like her suits; that's about it.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (N8ZBc)

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So, a dark-skinned, female Joe Biden, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (xBVv0)

123 Kamala who?

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Av6i5)

124
Come to the Supreme Court and "laah"?

This primary is going to be a big code-switching contest between her and AOC.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (XJ22o)

125 A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.
____

That reminds me of a story out of Portland. Black guy randomly stabs a white guy who was just minding his own business, white guy says the magic "n" word (and probably a few four letter words), jury finds stabber not guilty due to white guy's racist language.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

126 That stupid cunt is delusional

Keep saying delusional stupid cunt things!

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (61TgR)

127 Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.
Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment

More likely to be a wet squib. Convention can propose amendments but ratification by 3/4 of the states is still required for any proposed amendments. The fear of the extra-constitutional runaway Convention is there but nowadays more likely to simply fail.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

128 121 Not to worry, comrades ... are you ready for:

Hunter Biden 2028 -- The Bantam Menace!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2026 12:49 PM (nyTxL)

======

Hunter hates Obama and doesn't make it a secret.

Hunter entering the race would be...fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (xBVv0)

129 Oh so you guys are not from a leftard part of the country where a goodly sum of people use Jew-rigged

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:50 PM (fkeut)

130 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

131 4 Thanks for your thoughts and the clips, Ace. I just cannot watch any clips of Kamala Harris. She makes me slightly nauseous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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A good pair of riding boots, jodhpurs, crop and appropriate top with some ribbons. That would do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (riU3n)

132 Harris/Buttplug 2028

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (BMD3P)

133 Any state that assigns its electors out of alignment with their voters is in violation of the constitution. They gave their voters a choice, and then they deny the voters their choice.


The NPV is one of the most likely vectors for a real civil war.

Imagine the following...the state legislators of enough states to get to 270 EVs agree.

In the '28 or a future election the R candidate wants 270+ EVs but loses the popular vote based on fraud from CA.

Now VA, PA, or whatever states joined the NPV but won by the Republican have their state government send a slate of electors for the Democrat.

The current R congress rejects those Dem electors and acknowledges an alternate slate of R electors.

Both the R and D candidate declare victory. Then we get a 5-4 decision one way or other from the SC and the losing side decides to not back down...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

134 I haven't voluntarily watched Obama say anything since around mid 2009. But thinking about it I have them all in the same category. That includes most Republicans. It's just that Oratfuck used to make me physically angry.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (fkeut)

135 132 Harris/Buttplug 2028

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 12:52 PM (BMD3P)

Sucking cock and taking it in the butt for Our Democracy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

136 107 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:46 PM (hftzA)

I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters. Its not like this is done in a vaccuum.

Be funny if they forced that shit through and lost anyway.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Escyj)

137 This is going to be fun. Kumala vs AOC cage match

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (z2aPa)

138 In my memory, Trump ran in 2024 unopposed.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Av6i5)

139 136 I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters. Its not like this is done in a vaccuum.

Be funny if they forced that shit through and lost anyway.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Escyj)

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The ICE raids in NYC alone would be worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (xBVv0)

140 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

141 I wonder whether they understand...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Ahh...I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)

142 MS Now

President Trump to host 9 hour prayer ceremony for country to get back to it's Christian roots.


The stove fan is going so I don't know if MS Now thinks this is an amazing idea or a kick-ass amazing idea.

CNN - a reckoning on how Congress handles sexual harrassment claims.. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

143
Or an Article 5 convention, which would be political chaos on a level that we have never seen in America.
Posted by: The Equal Rights Amendment at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (iERP6)

Although I’m not opposed to an Article V convention, I don’t think that many realize that the inevitable result would be 3 or 4 successor states, all with their own constitutions.

The Republic of Greater Texas would be one of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (AnnNE)

144 I have no huge problem with any state doing stupid shit within their borders if that’s what their stupid shits vote for. I DO have a big problem with them trying to export their studity to the rest of the country though. Looking at you, California, you big pestilential sewer.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (Gqar8)

145 125 A Sikh robbed and stabbed an 18 year old university student multiple times. Police show up. The attacker claimed the university student had used racist language toward him. The police handcuffed the student, who soon bled to death.
____

We are getting a different class of Sikhs than we used to. We're getting all the sick Sikhs these days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (riU3n)

146
I just read a terrible story out of Britain....




I'm ambivalent. Sad for the dead guy, but I'm not even sure where I misplaced my Giveashitometer, considering that this all happened in Limeystan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (y9nCu)

147 You know they'll try to do all these things, and you know a number of RINOs will help them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (E2lD7)

148 Wow, so thefts political "bench" consists of habitual fraudsters, fake and Gay governor who allows his state to burn every year, and this, not even close to black retard.. oh and AOC..

Holy

Shit

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (61TgR)

149 138 In my memory, Trump ran in 2024 unopposed.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (Av6i5)

=====

There were a handful of alsorans who never had a serious shot.

The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xBVv0)

150 England don't exist anymore. Its an enslaved island, its occupants pussified, and god damn the king.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 15, 2026 12:47 PM (snZF9)

Berserker be preachin'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

151 Kamala announces her new plan: Join the Labour Party, run for US President.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Av6i5)

152 Murkowski, Cassidy, McConnell, Tillis etc. would never let it happen.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC)


A vibrant, Democrat leaning, SCOTUS is vital to the well being of the country. -- GOPe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

153 130 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar8)

154 At one level, Democracy is exceedingly idiotic. Churchill might have saved Western Civilization, but he was wrong on Democracy.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 12:36 PM (zXS73)

It is the best one we've tried. IFF you have a moral and religious people who are adequately, properly educated. Of course, if you have that populace you can get almost any form of government and have it be good. But you can only sustain a free republic if the people are wise and motivated to use that wisdom.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (kU0PQ)

155 I wonder if they understand Kamala did not win the popular vote.

Neither did Biden or probably Obama in '12. Well, if you only count living citizens.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

156 The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money./i]

Honestly it is probably a good thing DeSantis ran.

If the Dems had murdered Trump in Butler I'd rather him then Haley (which is I assume what Biden was gunning for)

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

157 >>>Nope. All compacts between states, including the Popular Vote scheme require approval of Congress. It is in the Constitution. So state A cannot make a binding agreement with state B over electoral votes without Congress approving it.

Same as making DC a state. It requires a constitutional amendment and the Dems tried that in the 1970's at the peak of their power, they failed to get the number of states to ratify.

Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .
Posted by: whig
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Dems get back in power, common law and Constitutional and the Republic are out the window.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 12:56 PM (riU3n)

158 Looks like Kamala has gotten a mini facelift and her eyebrows have not relaxed, plus her nose still looks swollen. That, plus whatever lighting she is using is garbage, her makeup isn’t done as well as normal, and the angle of the camera is very weird. All together this video is not her best. I know we have fought about this before, but she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

159 154

It is the best one we've tried. IFF you have a moral and religious people who are adequately, properly educated. Of course, if you have that populace you can get almost any form of government and have it be good. But you can only sustain a free republic if the people are wise and motivated to use that wisdom.
Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (kU0PQ)


You have identified the problem quite well.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (Gqar8)

160 140 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

Neigh! I think she looks better with age!

Posted by: John kerry at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (Escyj)

161 I'd like to see the lefties reason through this argument:

If we abolish the Electoral College, there is no incentive for red states to not report 100% of their votes for the Republican.
(Because blue states a) refuse to limit cheating and b) reported up to 110%+ participation in some precincts in 2020.)

See TX. vs. PA for why the Supreme Court says that's legal for states to do.

Population of states that voted for Trump: 186.4 million
Population of states that voted for Harris: 150.9 million



Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (73/SM)

162 They gerrymandered New England like 20 years ago so it doesn't count.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)


Adam smith (WA-9) has had his District changed three different times in the last 15 years just to keep him in office, and to open up a GOP safe district to take over by the dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (2WIwB)

163 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)

They might. But they're certainly counting on the people not knowing.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (kU0PQ)

164 Dems packing SCOTUS would mean civil war. It would be unavoidable. Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her four new DEI Monsters (with Sotomayer and Kagan in tow) would rewrite the Constitution and destroy the country. First Amendment? Doesn't protect hate speech. What's hate speech? Anything from the right. Second Amendment? Says "militia." Not in a militia? No guns allowed. You say you're in a militia? No, you're not. Next. Cheat by mail? Nationalized. Voter ID? Illegal. Racial gerrymanders? Required, up the ying yang. DC? 51st state. Puerto Rico? 52nd state. Amnesty? Rubber stamp. Open borders? Rubber stamp. Political prisons? Rubber stamp.

Posted by: That's why they want our guns at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (qUkBO)

165 I seem to recall the Dems ignoring the courts when convenient several times recently.

I don't expect they'd see any problem with telling "the Trump court" to go pound sand on any policy initiative they really wanted.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

166 I wonder if they realize that if the president were decided on popular vote that Republicans would then spend time and money in ca and NY to siphon off more red voters.

I’m pretty sure that legitimate votes would no longer matter under a national popular vote system. It would just be a matter of who could manufacture the most fraudulent votes from Dead Moose Junction or bleed them from the walls of the fifty-third precinct.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (EXyHK)

167 158 Looks like Kamala has gotten a mini facelift and her eyebrows have not relaxed, plus her nose still looks swollen. That, plus whatever lighting she is using is garbage, her makeup isn’t done as well as normal, and the angle of the camera is very weird. All together this video is not her best. I know we have fought about this before, but she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

The goatee is a nice addition.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (Escyj)

168 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.

They will not be held to questions of process that slow them down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Which is why I think it likely a future president, perhaps Trump, perhaps someone later will have some nasty choices in front of them.

Democrats in office and their leftist core of activists are busy nailing their standard to the mast and refusing any institution that blocks them from total power. The other 3/4's of the US population has to decide whether to fight (hopefully politically) to crush this group or acquiesce (some might say submit) to the coup.

Not sanguine that the Dem leftists can be forced back in their box without a lot of drama, pain, and losses now.

And that is because normal Dem types are out declaring that they want us dead and justify seizing power by any means possible.

Use time left to us wisely because I don't think this current crop of violent and evil Democrats will stop short of ACW II.

Whether it is something like the Time of Troubles or much worse, it is out there and foreign countries like Qatar, China, etc. are egging it on to bring us down.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

169 Article I, Section 10, Clause 3:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .


So if a D Congress says "Sure, PVC is cool with us," then what?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

170 163 I wonder whether they understand that abolishing the Electoral College requires a Constitutional Amendment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:42 PM (iERP6)
____

NO, IT DOESN'T.

Posted by: Chief Justice Affirmative Action Jackson at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (qUkBO)

171 South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar


The presence of Fort Sumter was a de facto invasion of South Carolina's sovereignty.

Or something stupid like that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (iERP6)

172 Dems should pushing the 20% side of every 80-20 issue.

I think a large majority are recognizing the con, and will vote their popular beliefs instead of submitting to the commie DEI insanity.

Just say NO, to 2+2=5

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (vbXSk)

173 Kamala The Coconut seems to getting the dreaded "horseface." It's elongating by the day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 15, 2026 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

***

And?...

Posted by: Jean Francois Kerry at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (affD0)

174 If we abolish the Electoral College, there is no incentive for red states to not report 100% of their votes for the Republican.

One of my great disappointments in recent years is that red states responded to the voter fraud with some moderate vote security measures.

Want to really fix vote fraud? Have a red county dump enough votes at 3 AM to take an election away from a Democrat for once

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

175 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (JA4sW)

176 "They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

...



Please oh please oh please oh please put your eggs in the David Hogg basket.

PLEASE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (JA4sW)

177 I think the GOPe would have fought hard for Haley, had the worst happened. A Unity Ticket to stop them murdering us. For the children.

I still don't know why DeSantis ended his campaign when he did. It was sudden and not clear at all. So she ended up with second most delegates and would have had the argument for being the nom. I think that was the plan.

To have her be the nom and get steamrolled by Kamala.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (fkeut)

178 @78 Smell the Glove-lmao

Posted by: JROD at May 15, 2026 01:00 PM (Qc7+O)

179 171 South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar

The presence of Fort Sumter was a de facto invasion of South Carolina's sovereignty.

Or something stupid like that...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2026 12:59 PM (iERP6)

All of that because they needed someone to cook their breakfasts and do the sweaty stuff.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (Gqar8)

180 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

I'd like to see an electoral college system at the state level as well. That would preserve the voice of the conservative non-urban residents, which is why it will never be allowed. Can you imagine how different the country would be if they'd done that at the beginning?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (lFFaq)

181 Population of states that voted for Trump: 186.4 million
Population of states that voted for Harris: 150.9 million



Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I think it is going to matter more which side is willing to exercise power to stop their opponents more than population size. It has become a matter of national will just like the Cold War was except in a much weaker and less cohesive US when engaged in an internal struggle.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

182 ===

There were a handful of alsorans who never had a serious shot.

The most prominent was DeSantis, but it was mostly people like Mark Sanford.

Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 12:54 PM (xBVv0)

You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (AnnNE)

183 Dems should pushing the 20% side of every 80-20 issue.

Its not hurting them as much as people might expect and I think the reason goes to the core of how leftwing people decide to vote.

Whatever issues and positions they claim to care about they actually don't. They want two things out of their vote: getting told my their betters they voted right, and getting PAID.

Nothing else matters, so supporting tranny grooming, important rape gangs, or throwing people in concentration camps for not getting the clot shot? All good as long as they get their Biden/Obama dollars and a gold star from the FNM...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

184 'You don't come here for the hunting, do you Kamala?'

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at May 15, 2026 01:02 PM (4ljtY)

185 Kamala Harris in 2024: "I think there's an obvious one in mind which is Iran. Iran has American blood on their hands." pic.twitter.com/G10WzkoXV2

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) April 19, 2026



This is why she's now 'persona non grata.'

Owebama gave Iran BILLIONS of our money. She said they're the enemy.

NO ONE goes against the Chocolate Jesus. NO ONE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:03 PM (JA4sW)

186 She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper
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Her eyebrows are in the middle of her forehead and they are using a filter. The whole image is mechanically softened.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:03 PM (riU3n)

187 Kamala Toe is part of the CA machine, Obama the Chicago one.

Interesting that Biden's people picked her but I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

188 anyway, the whole "abolish the Electoral College" is just meaningless cope from losers who want to rant against the rules to excuse their failure to appeal to anyone outside of their narrow community.

"It's not our fault we're losers that nobody but other losers like--it's the Electoral College: It's racist an' shit and that's why we keep losing!"

I mean, do they even math how they're going to get to the 75% of states to pass the Constitutional Amendment?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (73/SM)

189 "Trump won so easily that he should have run unopposed and everyone should have realized it a year earlier and saved their money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

There is a whole industry around running losers.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 01:05 PM (vFG9F)

190 Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)

In the right light she is not bad for a politician. But my God what an ugly human being she is. You know she has a lengthy trail of underlings and colleagues going back years who despise her to the core. I don't mean a few I mean most. Just a wretched seeming person who talks like a retard on top of everything else which makes her perfidy worse.

That takes away attractiveness points bigtime. It's like how a just better than average chick with the right attitude and nice hair can seem super cute.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:05 PM (fkeut)

191 So if a D Congress says "Sure, PVC is cool with us," then what?
Posted by: Oddbob
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Then allowed. But it would also take a president's signature according to Cuyler v. Adams, 449 U.S. 433 (1981).

It would still be treading the line constitutionally but I think if Congress and the President agreed to do it, then the Court would acquiesce. Wrongly, but I think they would invoke political question over it.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

192
These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

Be nice if we passed, oh I don't know, some election integrity legislation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

===============

I'm hoping that by the time they retake DC, they'll be substantially changed. Someone will have purged them of the hard socialists same as Bill Buckley reportedly purged the conservative movement of the John Birchers.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (XJ22o)

193 And that is because normal Dem types are out declaring that they want us dead and justify seizing power by any means possible.

Use time left to us wisely because I don't think this current crop of violent and evil Democrats will stop short of ACW II.

Whether it is something like the Time of Troubles or much worse, it is out there and foreign countries like Qatar, China, etc. are egging it on to bring us down.
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

If the left acts badly enough, we can find our own Bukele to take care of them. But the left is disorganized and stupid; they’re more of a disease than anything else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:06 PM (AnnNE)

194 I liked the Twitter nickname I saw for Harris. Que Mala Eres? Which means, " Why are you so bad?"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

195 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (mZy46)

196 You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I hear he won the fly vote.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

197 "It's not our fault we're losers that nobody but other losers like--it's the Electoral College: It's racist an' shit and that's why we keep losing!"

I mean, do they even math how they're going to get to the 75% of states to pass the Constitutional Amendment?


If we did elections as straight up popular vote, the big blue shitties would hold their counts until they knew how many to produce and then do so. Every single election.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

198 No State shall . . . engage in War, unless actually invaded,. . .

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 12:48 PM (E4rtv)

Interesting reminder.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

South Carolina did not get the memo.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar

They told the garrison to leave. The garrison refused. Presto, change-o. Invasion!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (iNUL3)

199 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

The second half calls into question whether "political solutions" will in any way shape or form forfend disaster. I do not believe they can.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (OUMaO)

200 "Our Democratocracy", the "crato" is silent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)

201 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

Can't really beat The Swalla

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:08 PM (fkeut)

202 196 Ha!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (N8ZBc)

203
Interesting that Biden's people picked her but I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)



Joke was on him. She ain't black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (JA4sW)

204 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal


David Hogg is a Temu Shia LeBoef.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (OUMaO)

205 South Carolina has always been the odd man, the trouble maker. It was a pain in Jackson's ass. It was only by his personal dominance that they didn't start the war during his administration. - Dumbasses they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

206 Cratocracy has the biggest political tent of all.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (N8ZBc)

207
she is an attractive woman. She is 61. She is just annoying.
Posted by: Piper

===============

Obama called her "by far the best looking attorney general in the country."

It would be funny if her Republican opponent found some context to repeat this line in a campaign or debate.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (XJ22o)

208 My belief is that this summer is going to be insane in the inner cities and the vast majority of independents will move to the Republicans out of horror.
The number of criminals, the loss of a lot of fed government money and the general incompetence of the inner city governments will lead to hell. Add in the illegals congregating in "sanctuary cities" and boom!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (gu0hJ)

209 I do like them spazzing out and jerking off over the idea of AOC.

"She's so accomplished!"
"She's such a powerful speaker!"
Etc., etc.

Yes, yes, give in to that stupidity:
1) she's never won a contested race since her first win
2) Davos happened, no matter how many of them pretend it didn't
3) fundraising from fools is not a measure of actual, broad appeal.
4) she still ain't black. No matter how many black churches she "preachifies" at with a sudden, new-found Southern accent and cadence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (73/SM)

210 David Hogg reminds me of that little twerp bastard that everyone hated in GOT

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 15, 2026 01:07 PM (mZy46)



David Hogg is the Wesley Crusher of Game of Thrones?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (JA4sW)

211 Every Democrat faction; from the "Olde Guard" to the "Squad" has a pollster on their payroll to push whatever narrative they're paid to push. Not a thing being pushed today, poll wise, is reflective of reality in the party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (jehhT)

212 If the left acts badly enough, we can find our own Bukele to take care of them. But the left is disorganized and stupid; they’re more of a disease than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The lesson of such things is that the perceived losing side ALWAYS seeks foreign alliances. South damn near got it with the UK and France except the people of those countries strongly opposed it. US got it with France in the Revolutionary War with UK and plenty of foreign interference in the French and Russian Revolutions, and Spanish Civil Wars.

We have not seen a civil war yet in a nuclear power but the potential here is pretty awful. Swalwell was a canary in the coal mine with their hideous thinking. To them, it is better to destroy the US than for them to lose power forever.

Never underestimate fanaticism as a factor.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv)

213 205 South Carolina has always been the odd man, the trouble maker. It was a pain in Jackson's ass. It was only by his personal dominance that they didn't start the war during his administration. - Dumbasses they are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

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Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:10 PM (xBVv0)

214
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

JUST NOW: Rep. STEVE COHEN (D-TN) is DROPPING OUT of his reelection campaign, after his cheated-in racially-drawn Tennessee district got removed

Cohen, who has been in the discriminatory seat for 2 DECADES, is officially DONE

Temu Obama Hakeem is having another horrible Friday!

9R-0D map taking full effect, time to replace him with a Republican.

The rest of the South needs to finish strong. KEEP REDRAWING.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

215 >>she is an attractive woman.


She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)

216 "David Hogg is a Temu Shia LeBoef."

David Hogg picking drunk fights in New Orleans bars. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (N8ZBc)

217
"They are spiking an autopsy of the election that gave us Trump 2.0. If party leaders won't take the steps required to rebuild ourselves into a winning coalition, we will take it into our own hands," former DNC Vice Chair David Hogg warned in a social media post at the time.

================

I'm not sure what this means. What exactly is he threatening?

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (XJ22o)

218 215 >>she is an attractive woman.


She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)

=====

She was a Waffle House 6 forty years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (xBVv0)

219 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (riU3n)

First I ever heard of the civil war almost starting 30 years earlier was reading Democracy in America as an adult. There is a lot of history schools don't teach.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (lFFaq)

220 These maniacs are f**** dangerous, and they are going to regain power one day.

---
Before Trump came in, we were *1* SCOTUS voteaway from the idea that the Congress could compel economic action as part of regulation of commerce.

RGB's argument to Roberts, who was the swing vote was: Aw C'mon!

Roberts "tax" fig leaf, saved us from that.

We've been close before. If the Dems win again, we will be close again.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (Fi81e)

221 Joke was on him. She ain't black.

That was one of the most surreal part of the campaign.

When she ran for Senate the FNM profile Kamala as the most important Indian (dot) pol in the country, which was arguably true. Her mother was Indian and she had a collection of Indian groups pushing her.

And then when Biden needed her to be black, well, her father was half black so she was suddenly no longer Indian!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

222 She looks like Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)

223 I'm hoping that by the time they retake DC,...
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl
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Fatalist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (riU3n)

224 208 My belief is that this summer is going to be insane in the inner cities and the vast majority of independents will move to the Republicans out of horror.
The number of criminals, the loss of a lot of fed government money and the general incompetence of the inner city governments will lead to hell. Add in the illegals congregating in "sanctuary cities" and boom!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Dunno. Not up to me whether we get a Boogaloo this summer. You would have to ring up Soros and his ilk.

A floating criminal Democrat population is always capable of igniting a place whenever their paymasters on the left want it so.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)

225 The only thing Kamala is packing is her cheeks with donor cock.

Rake it all in, honey, and take the money and run.

She acknowledges that she don't want the job. Unless she wants to burn down the country. I don't believe that she's that evil.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (D1E+2)

226 That takes away attractiveness points bigtime. It's like how a just better than average chick with the right attitude and nice hair can seem super cute.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026

Oh for sure. She has a very ugly heart. She believes strongly in her own BS, which is always problematic. I think it takes some level of narcissism to be a politician. She is off the charts. .

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

227 The police arrest the English guy for racially abusing the Punjabi and bleeds out while the police are figuring out what to do.
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Slavery is preferable to freedom; better dead than racist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (73/SM)

228 I guess they were mostly forced to based on his statement he was going to pick a black woman

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

I think you will find he made that statement because she was already chosen. It softened the blow because otherwise it would have been a huge surprise that made zero sense.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (fkeut)

229 She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:11 PM (4ljtY)



I have to agree here.

Where she may've been decent in the days of her leaving makeup imprints on Willie Brown's crotch, she hit a wall a long time ago and I'm just not into jowls on a woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:13 PM (JA4sW)

230 The lesson of such things is that the perceived losing side ALWAYS seeks foreign alliances./i]

I imagine in a real civil war scenario the Dems get aid and soldiers from: China, the EU, and Canada.

We get...maybe...Japan.

And India could decide to pick either side or none.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

231
the autopsy would skip analyzing whether then-President Joe Biden should have run for re-election in 2024 and would pass on judging key decisions made by Harris and her team, after she replaced Biden

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That's like doing an autopsy on someone who died of multiple organ failure and not analyzing the heart, brain, and liver.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (XJ22o)

232 She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.


Well, you gotta compare within peer groups. She's much better looking than, say, Dick Cheney.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)

233 Meh, Kamala is good looking...on the outside...for 61.

But full of bile, wine, and STDs on the inside...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

234 Chasten and I love to watch Mitch Miller and sing along.

Posted by: Pete, Following The Bouncing Ball at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

235 215
She looks like Joe Camel.

She is not attractive in any way.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026

I was wondering if that would summon you, lol. When I said we, you knew I meant you. But if this is the only thing we fight about, we are good.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (p4NUW)

236
And then when Biden needed her to be black, well, her father was half black so she was suddenly no longer Indian!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)



Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

237 but she is an attractive woman.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 12:57 PM (hftzA)
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Always agreed.

I think it's my artist self-training that allows me to appreciate form totally apart from personality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

238 =====

Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Say what you will.
A lesser man than Jackson and we would have had war.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (riU3n)

239 I've seen projections of what the '24 election looks like in the house and senate if Biden stayed in the race. And it would have been good...very good.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

240 Dems are ready for a full revolution.

GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.

All you need to know about the two parties.

Posted by: Heroq at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (f5ZdA)

241 >>I was wondering if that would summon you, lol. When I said we, you knew I meant you. But if this is the only thing we fight about, we are good.


I do enjoy some properly prepared Kale. Not gonna lie.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (4ljtY)

242 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.


Note...with 53 Senators.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

243 238
Say what you will.
A lesser man than Jackson and we would have had war.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (riU3n)

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Jackson should have hung John C. Calhoun in 1832.

Had he, we might have avoided the Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (xBVv0)

244 You overlooked the awesome vote getting machine that was Mike Pence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 01:01 PM (AnnNE)


Did someone say vote getting machines?

Posted by: ACME Machines -Dominion Division at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (2WIwB)

245 Kamala of Jamaica - The Face that Launched a Thousand Nips.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (Gqar8)

246 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)
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The Jamaican's get their blackness from Africa, though, don't they? It's from the African slaves imported to work on the plantations, I believe.

She's probably approximately as black of the "White Hispanic", George Zimmerman.

But she filled Biden's DEI niche.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM (Fi81e)

247 Kamala of Jamaica - The Face that Launched a Thousand Nips.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:17 PM



Judge Ito hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (JA4sW)

248 That's like doing an autopsy on someone who died of multiple organ failure and not analyzing the heart, brain, and liver.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:14 PM (XJ22o)

It was Covid. Duh.

And Hantavirus.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (iNUL3)

249 Jackson actually gave into SC.

He backed down from the conflict and got Congress to reopen the debate on tariffs that were the source of SC's beef in the 1830s.

This gave SC the impression that it had veto power over federal policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Like most things, it was a compromise. Jackson really did not want to start an earlier Civil War and South Carolina got a political reconsideration of the Tariffs of Abomination. It would be as if you are blaming your namesake for not going to Hartford and arresting all the New Englanders involved in that Secession Conference in the War of 1812.

Usually if you put down a marker that the political game is no longer to be tolerated, like Charles II trying to arrest his parliamentary opposition, then the only recourse by those resisting is violence.

Same goes for international affairs. Whether the cause for violence is righteous or not is the judgment of history, not the participants at the time.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)

250 So I made the crepe.

Didn't rest after, but cooked strait away. Wasn't at all tired -- I must by much stronger the the Frenchies.

My crepe was a little lumpy though, so I'll give them that.

(Sorry, I had to finish the joke I started above.) Apologies to all who had to read this.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (0MFDl)

251 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.
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Note...with 53 Senators.


And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

252 Uh oh . Since the Hantavirus outbreak doesn't seem to be causing a COVID like panic, we now have a new outbreak.
Ebola outbreak has killed 65 in Africa. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (gu0hJ)

253 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (BMD3P)

254 Also Biden's announcement preempted the fact that she's not even black.

"I'm gonna pick a black woman." Picks her. End of "is she black" conversation because their whole side will play along anyway.

Except Trump didn't care. He stood in a room full of blacks and challenged it outright. Such gigantic balls.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (fkeut)

255 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.


Note...with 53 Senators.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)
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Note: Cloture vote used to be a vote when people decide that everybody understood their position and there was no more need for discussion.

This is in no way what goes on any longer in the Senate. 90% of Senators know which way they would vote, so we should have a 90% cloture vote, if the Senators were honest.

When 60% of the Senate is pretty sure about how they'd vote, the simple majority wins.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

256
1) she's never won a contested race since her first win

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

================

AOC? She has. In fact, she beat another hot Dem Latina.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (XJ22o)

257 251 GOP won’t even pass a voter ID bill.
-------
Note...with 53 Senators.

And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

The only thing I can think of is that he’sgeting paid off somehow.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)

258 I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)



He is bought and paid for. Period.

He has the opportunity to pass the most sought after law by the populace in generations and the asshole his f*cking sitting on his hands.

He needs to be put to pasture ASAP. He's a RINO of the highest order and should be punished for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (JA4sW)

259 I think the best part about all their faggot-ass loser ideas is that each starts with:
" ... and Republicans can't do anything to stop us!"

Every red state will leave the Union under your ideas.

And all your ranting and protest and votes will do fuck-all to stop them.
And your precious cities will starve in the dark long before you muster an army.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (73/SM)

260 I saw Ebola in the Congo open for the Nairobi Trio at Rick's back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (LxER7)

261 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (BMD3P)

***

That's like saying piranha in the Amazon.
But yeah, the media is going to keep at it until they give the dems the next mask mandate crisis.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

262 And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Eliminate vote fraud and in '26 the GOP gets the house (by more then 40 seats), and a 60+ majority in the Senate.

Thune gets replaced by a MAGA type as majority leader and the new GOP congress goes and does a bunch of things that Thune's clients don't want - like restricting H1Bs ...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)

263 249 Usually if you put down a marker that the political game is no longer to be tolerated, like Charles II trying to arrest his parliamentary opposition, then the only recourse by those resisting is violence.

Same goes for international affairs. Whether the cause for violence is righteous or not is the judgment of history, not the participants at the time.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)

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All I know is that SC objected to tariffs passed by Congress, and their tantrum led to Congress taking up the issue again.

This victory created the fire-eaters who, alongside Calhoun (who, of course, died before the war), led the charge towards secession instead of compromise.

As much as the Missouri Compromise, I blame Jackson for the Civil War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 15, 2026 01:21 PM (xBVv0)

264 239 I've seen projections of what the '24 election looks like in the house and senate if Biden stayed in the race. And it would have been good...very good.
Posted by: 18-1

I think it might have been more that no one really wanted to fight and die for the Biden junta as the leaders could hardly come out of the shadows and reveal they had been running ole Pudding brain's administration. I think the left is angry and united enough now to simply blow through the institutions and customs preventing open warfare.

Trump is putting an intolerable toll on their illegal immigration operations and remember, the Democrats in the Civil War acted before Lincoln and Congress could put any restraints on their spread of slavery.

Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)

265 The term "filibuster" did not come into wide use until the 1850s, derived from a Dutch word for "pirate," to describe lawmakers "stealing" time.
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Makes sense.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

266 And 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

The only thing I can think of is that he’sgeting paid off somehow.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar
***

Or the pictures are really damning.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM (2WIwB)

267 253 Oh hey, Ebola in the Congo.

Something else for the media to spasm over.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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What slaughtered Christians?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:23 PM (riU3n)

268 Diogenes,

He's wearing a pink tutu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:24 PM (BMD3P)

269 Did they do something to her nose? Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:24 PM (f5Y1D)

270 203 Joke was on him. She ain't black.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:09 PM (JA4sW)

25% - Not Black.

50% - The most feral wide nosed Gorilla to ever murder an innocent white person.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (FpHTM)

271 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

I disagree

Posted by: Willie Brown at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (fkeut)

272 She's got an incentive to get Rage Clicks: She's fallen far behind in the polls for the Democrat nomination.

===

aw...

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)

273 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.
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LOL, remember when President Otto Penn, via a tweet, "deemed" the Equal Rights Amendment passed?

And all the lefties couldn't rub that donkey shit on themselves fast enough, all squirting out in glee?

See also cartel judges citing the dissent of SCOTUS opinions as binding authority.

Yup. Rules mean jack shit to them.
But somehow, all their plans rely upon everyone else following the rules ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (73/SM)

274 80% popular support. Which means at least 1/3 of D votes want it too. I honestly don't know what Thune is thinking. I mean, I suspect some things but I don't know.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)
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This is how you know you're living in a lip-service "democracy" : The ~50% of politicians prattling on about "democracy" can't allow a 80% publicly-supported idea to pass.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

275 No, I think Ebola slaughters everyone it can.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (BMD3P)

276 Her dad was 1/2 Jamaican black, so not one ounce of African American black in her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 15, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

She's African by injection.
- W. Brown

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (iNUL3)

277 269 Did they do something to her nose? Yikes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:24

See my comment on this somewhere up there.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 01:26 PM (pZEOD)

278 I disagree
Posted by: Willie Brown at May 15, 2026 01:25 PM (fkeut)

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hahahaaaaahhhha

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (f5Y1D)

279 I think the left is angry and united enough now to simply blow
Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:22 PM


I'm tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! David Hogg! 2036! at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)

280 “I'm gonna pick a black woman." Picks her. End of "is she black" conversation because their whole side will play along anyway”

What was so hilarious, such pronouncements from on high are actually highly fucking illegal. Numerous, myriad Federal laws are very clear on this.

Absolutely illegal every which way to Sunday. But of course the cucks in government can’t be bothered by such trivialities.

This was not the design or intent of “Affirmative Action”, by the way, an end run around the 1964 civil rights law passed by Congress.

It’s been queered to force completely unqualified “minorities” into positions they are not remotely qualified. This is considered progress. Cultural Regression more like it.

I guarantee there are highly qualified black females that would be a great addition to the Courts. But, they aren’t brain dead Liberals, thus they are excluded. Discriminated against, you might say.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (p9bn0)

281 She is most beautiful camel.

Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

282 I'm imagining a universe in while Kamala Harris played Dave Chappelle's character in Half-Baked.

"Well I be from Jamaica. Lordamercy."
"What part of Jamaica?"
"Right neer de beech. BoyEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: And then she sucked Samson's dick at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (TbWk/)

283 Golden brown
Texture like sunlight
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throighout the night, without a fight
Never a frown with Golden Brown

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (wBaIH)

284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)

285 The left has entered Calvinball territory, and it will deem a SCOTUS ruling enough.
---
Leftism, including it's fascist variant, is nihilistic.

As long as nothing is definitely true, get what you want.

And when you can you dress it up as what a majority of citizens at least should want. Because non-nihilists have some sort of "principle", and it's important to justify what you want under something that looks like a "principle".

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

286 Some good news:

This is Fed Chair, Jerome Powell's last day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (riU3n)

287 Jamaican black people come from west Africa originally as well.

My point was really that she had been presented as America's most important India pol when she was 50% Indian ethnically, but somehow became black overnight when she was only 25%.

Now I don't care. Black, Indian, White, whatever, she supports terrible things politically. But if we are playing the media's game about the importance of race she's Indian not Black. Hell, she's as much white as she is black.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

288 She is most beautiful camel.
Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at May 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vFG9F)
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She's as Beautiful as a Foot.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

289 Barky was African American by injection also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (gu0hJ)

290 "non-nihilist"

AI sez "The opposite of a nihilist is someone who believes life has inherent meaning, purpose, or objective value, often described as an existentialist, affirmist, or essentialist." IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (N8ZBc)

291 284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)


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I couldn't have said it better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (f5Y1D)

292 This is Fed Chair, Jerome Powell's last day.


===

Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)

293 An Army Medical nurse told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it is somewhat self limiting in terms of a epidemic or at least pandemic. It kills everyone so quickly, it tends to burn out before reaching critical mass. I guess that’s “good” for some values of good.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 01:31 PM (p9bn0)

294 nood

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (N8ZBc)

295 Leftism, including it's fascist variant, is nihilistic.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM


Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Axeman, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 15, 2026 01:32 PM (0sNs1)

296 Posted by: whig at May 15, 2026 01:18 PM (E4rtv)
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It's ironic that the "Father of the Democratic Party" was so much closer in almost every way to the "tyrant" they accuse Trump of being.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

297 287 Jamaican black people come from west Africa originally as well.

My point was really that she had been presented as America's most important India pol when she was 50% Indian ethnically, but somehow became black overnight when she was only 25%.

Now I don't care. Black, Indian, White, whatever, she supports terrible things politically. But if we are playing the media's game about the importance of race she's Indian not Black. Hell, she's as much white as she is black.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

She's black when it is perceived to giver her status.

Same thing with a certain half-white queer former president who is the most absurd Oreo in public life.

Posted by: Blacker Than Shaun King at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (nlMtB)

298 AOC - bartender who spouts Marxist BS
Buttgiggle - incompetent mayor and sec of transportation
Newsom - pretty boy, incompetent, grifter
Kamala - drunk and stupid
And yet the Dem sheep will vote for any one of e

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2026 01:33 PM (gu0hJ)

299 Before Trump came in, we were *1* SCOTUS vote away from the idea that the Congress could compel economic action as part of regulation of commerce.
--
We were also one vote away from gutting the 1st Amendment.

"Fake news" was coined by Hillary as laying the groundwork for FEC and FCC regulations on all news and news commentary.

I guarantee hidden in those agencies are reams of rules that would require licensing, registration and KYC on all news/new-related websites.
By 2020, it would be basically illegal to say or write anything conservative.
They would have rolled to super-majorities in Congress on that.

And Garland was that vote.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2026 01:37 PM (73/SM)

300 "Kamala Harris just told black women they should stop being the loyal backbone of the Democratic Party out of civic duty and start demanding 'I’m going to get mine also!'
“I' think it’s okay for us to be a bit transactional, too,'” Harris said. “'And just say, I’m going to get mine also!'”

Also Kamala Harris, this time to her, er, "political mentor" Willie Brown: "Our relationship was transactional and the transaction is over."

Brown's long string of young female protegees who got plum commission appointments and the like when their transactions were over was an open secret among Left politicians in the San Francisco Bay Area. Traces could be seen in the media, but very little actual reporting was done.

Posted by: Peter B at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (VTbl0)

301 An Army Medical nurse told me Ebola is so damn deadly, it is somewhat self limiting in terms of a epidemic or at least pandemic. It kills everyone so quickly, it tends to burn out before reaching critical mass. I guess that’s “good” for some values of good.
Posted by: Common Tater
------

Clancy wrote a book in that vein, 'Rainbow Six'. Synopsis:

" Horizon Corporation's CEO John Brightling as part of his secret radical environmentalist plot, "the Project". Viewing humanity as a "disease" for causing environmental destruction, Brightling plans to wipe out nearly all of humanity using a modified strain of the Ebola virus"

Scary shit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

302 Democrats:
Oh come-on! You cannot blame former POTUS Joey Biden for losing Kamala's election. Joe wasn't even mentally there. And that was the purpose of the Biden administration's handlers.
They used Biden's autopen to change our citizens' government that our ancestors fought for dearly. They had free reign over destroying our U.S. government to make it Socialist. A Democracy (mob rule) is a path to Socialism, whereby a Republic as defined by our citizens' Constitution of the U.S. gives a balanced statistical weighting to all States' citizens.
"A Republic, if you can keep it.", Benjamin Franklin, 1787

Posted by: John at May 15, 2026 01:41 PM (0DsdP)

303 Donald J. Harris, Jamaican, and Shyamala Gopalan Harris, India. Jamaicans don't call themselves black. Only in America from S.F call girl to vice president of the United States.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at May 15, 2026 01:42 PM (GL+EM)

304 I have discussed the EC with a bog standard liberal whack job - “Would you want NYC and LA to decide all our elections?”

He paused a second, and confidently said “Yes”. Hm. Crazy, but that’s what you’re up against.”

It always amazes that people think this is some new idea, when all of this was argued out at great length during the 1787 Constitutional Convention. The big states, notably New York, wanted direct election from the start. The small population members said “no way, we’re not joining any union if this is the deal, and there’s 9 of us and only 4 of you.”

Why don’t we allow direct election of the President? Because now, as then, this Union breaks up and is over if any group tries it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 12:44 PM (AnnNE)

we need something like that at the state level - cities and burbs can dominate the rest of the state otherwise. Look at the Gerrymanders where none of them think twice of totally disenfranchising the rural areas at the national level.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)

305 284 Seriously AOC is the leading dem candidate and Buttieg and Newsom close behind?

It's like they went to a retard store and there was a sale on super retards and they bought as many as they could.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 01:28 PM (qrzX6)


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I couldn't have said it better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2026 01:30 PM (f5Y1D)

The power brokers need the retards to be the front men, so the dumber the better.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)

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