Bird-Heavy Cafe

Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

It's true: A guilty dog cannot look its master in the eye. How human. (Well, I mean "human" for non-sociopaths. Candace Owens can stare you right in the eyes while lying.)

Weird: All-time pin-up Betty Page dancing to "Goodbye Horses."

Bryan Adams vs. Metallica.

FAQ: Where do I get my adverbs from?

Crows mouthing off./a>

Raven steals things to get attention.

Emu shenanigans.

Rescuing a cute orphaned baby owl.

The life.

ICYMI: Dog sees an intruder from the spirit world and says "not on my watch, sister."

Yellow lab adopts a chick.

Rescuing a flying fox that fell the ground and can't fly.

Old but good: Bear does highway work.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:32 PM (Ft2MX)

2 Meep meep!

TGIF! Whoofreakinghoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (Ft2MX)

3 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

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FAKE NEWS!!!!

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)

4 Dammit ace- I just made a witty reposted!

Well, witty.

Well...

Posted by: Bea Arthur at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

5 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

6 2 words to win any argument.

Minotaur. Milking.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)

7 I liked the owl video. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2026 07:35 PM (7RYym)

8 He's gone more dog centric than bat, which is like. I am still puzzled by the penguin meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

9
Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it. She may get dognapped and taken to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (HdYcL)

10
The Special Forces Four plus their trusty penguin mascot capture the World's Greatest Terrorist? Because that guy at the left is lethally cute.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 15, 2026 07:36 PM (XJ22o)

11 Are those Argentinian soldiers on the Falklands with the penguin?

Posted by: the lower depths at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (GWDtl)

12 Guilty doggie is cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (lJ0H4)

13 I suppose we will refrain from discussing the sad mephitic fate of each of those gentlemen in the photograph.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

14 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist
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No, Mr. Penguin, I expect you to die.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Fi81e)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Metallica sux. Not Bruce level sux. You can dance to Metallica.

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (T8bqm)

17
Hiya Skip. Is it the weekend for you?

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)

18 I think there's a genius in some of the "mash-ups" that we see or hear.

I mean... someone hears, or sees something to connect with something totally off the hook.

I totally sympathize. Being a genius.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2026 07:40 PM (jehhT)

19 Special forces capture the World's Greatest Terrorist

We were close, so close, to a 100% week. Sad!

Those smiles are going to turn into rictuses of terror in about 3 seconds, when that penguin unleashes its runny, mephitic projectile, and all its fellow terrorists (visible in the background) also unleash their projectile TOT (Time On Target) barrage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

20 Wish I had a baby owl

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

21 Yeah, nothing pressing working on weekends lately

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

22 I really should take everything out of my truck and straighten it out

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

23 The flesh of sea-fowl is generally too rancid to find much favour with fastidious palates. Sailors indeed eat the livers and hearts of the penguins, which are exceedingly palatable, but the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste. Some voyagers, however, tell us, that eaten in ragouts, they are good as that made from a hare.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

24 Bent frame?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

25 My horseshow gang is having a pretty good show series. All Around placings on Saturday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (z2aPa)

26 Cloudy, spitty, windy and 52.

Whoot! Beach will NOT be a shitshow tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (bOS38)

27 Why am I thinking those are Argentine troops?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)

28 Let us turn our attention away from the impending olfactory doom of those Special Forces lads, and instead rejoice in the flying fox rescue.

As the top two commenters to the video observed:

"Their eyes are so....soulful."

"Such a gorgeous boy! How could anyone dislike such a beautiful creature."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

29 Tousi is an optimist. I am not. I see gas going up until Trump relents. I fear his Congressional support is very thin.
If Lincoln had this Congress, the South would have won.

Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:49 PM (77Bgk)

30 Lower depths beat me to it. Funny, euro-lookin' service rifles. But the (old) US helmets and camo. Argentine or Chilean troops I'd guess.

Not on the Falklands. I believe there was some dispute over that a few years back and the argies lost it.

Plenty of coastal territory in both Argentina and Chile for such a photo location.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:50 PM (U/Byj)

31 Pretty big horse steeple race near me. Been going by it all week and its a big set ip.
Radnor Hunt

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

32 "If Lincoln had this Congress, the South would have won."

If Lincoln had this *electorate*, the South would have won.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2026 07:51 PM (U/Byj)

33
The Big Dummy gets shown tomorrow in Best of Breed competition. The judge is foreign (from Italy). Her Majesty says his placements so far have been all over the place. Foreign judges tend to do odd things. Who knows? He may win or he may not make the first cut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)

34 Got back from some errands downtown tonight and the tide is exceptionally high and there is a waning moon.

Evil things are on the march tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

35 Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it.

Kudos. Very generous of you to loan an animal to encourage the next generation of breeders/showers.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vTZFs)

36 JackStraw, batten down the hatches!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (z2aPa)

37 But everybody's having such a good time.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (YlWIZ)

38 I took Ralphy to visit one of my late Mother's friends, about 90. I brought her a muffin from Tim's as usual but there was confusion.

Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin. And his timbit.

He had a good day.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 07:54 PM (Sco7b)

39 Ralphy ended up eating an entire blueberry muffin. And his timbit.

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Daddy's gonna kill Ralphy!

Posted by: Randy at May 15, 2026 07:55 PM (Fi81e)

40
Very generous of you to loan an animal to encourage the next generation of breeders/showers.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (vTZFs)

___________

Just saw the video of them. She's a good girl. They placed second in their class.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 07:55 PM (HdYcL)

41 in the Falklands the Brits and the Argies used FN-FAL rifles, but the Argies used mostly US equipment, with some national stuff added in, and Israeli anoraks.

I think they are Argie troops, but that is because of the woodland pattern to the helmet covers with the tire rubber tie.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)

42 Evil things are on the march tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

'ware the Norsemen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)

43 Those are Argies with FN-FALs. Probably South Georgia Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

44
Cute animal vids. I'm watching the cats do a train on a lizard right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (XJ22o)

45 Just an aside: the fried chicken at my local Albertson's is amazing.

I am making yummy noises like crazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Xi, a murderer, thug and blackmailer. Putin, commie gangster. Shi'ite mullahs, murderers, rapists, terrorists. Trump? Said, "pussy.". Get some help.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (YlWIZ)

47 This should have been the Betty Page Cafe. Priorities, son.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:00 PM (D1E+2)

48 Bad moon rising, trouble on the way......
Take care JackStraw. Watch out for Elvis.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (NWIIQ)

49
Just an aside: the fried chicken at my local Albertson's is amazing.

I am making yummy noises like crazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

______________

Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)

50 >>JackStraw, batten down the hatches!

Strange things afoot, Ben Had. It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m)

51 I always thought fried chicken came from chicken on a stick over a fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:03 PM (z2aPa)

52 Isn't that picture with the penguin the same type of picture from HellBoy?

Are they suggesting penguins are minor demons from other realms?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

53 "Evil things are on the march tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw"

Big Penguin never sleeps.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 15, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

54 Are they suggesting penguins are minor demons from other realms?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

H.P. Lovecraft covered this in "In the Mountains of Madness."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

55 *waves to Pug and his lovely wife *

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:11 PM (z2aPa)

56 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets too big for it's britches.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

57 34 Got back from some errands downtown tonight and the tide is exceptionally high and there is a waning moon.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

Told ya

Posted by: Blondie at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (w/O5Q)

58 Five Special Operators to capture one lone penguin. Shows you that there is no way to stop the invasion. Surrender now.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (oftw2)

59 *waves to Pug and his lovely wife *
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:11 PM (z2aPa)

Hi back atcha. We are hoarding vacation time to be in Texas next fall.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

60 >>Big Penguin never sleeps.

My BFFs moved to the Keys a few years ago. A couple months ago they texted my a picture of a couple penguins who somehow ended up landing on a beach in the Keys.

If you think the threat has been contained to the South Pole you are kidding yourself. They are coming. And they are merciless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m)

61
Are we really going to say penguins are worse than Israeli rape dogs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL)

62
That beaver has better table manners than Big Mike. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (s9VOe)

63
New Moon is tomorrow at 4:01 PM EDT. This is "super new moon", Moon is close to perigee.

The geometry, moon aligned with the Sun on one side, and Moon near perigee makes for some higher tides. Perigean Tides, or King Tides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

64 I hope they make sure that penguin didn't have IEDs.
Intestinal Explosive Diarrheas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2026 08:16 PM (diia5)

65 These penguins, are they in the room with us now?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (jt/rW)

66 Star Trek is on. It's the one where AI gets too big for it's britches.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

Ultimate Computer or Taste of Armageddon? Or return of the Archons?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)

67 The Bird Is The Word.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (T6aVk)

68 Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 07:59 PM

Some of our kittens left us a dead lizard (without the tail) in their food dish a few hours ago. They like us more than we thought.

Posted by: KT at May 15, 2026 08:17 PM (rdeQO)

69 The one with the dunsel.

Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

70 Some of our kittens left us a dead lizard (without the tail) in their food dish a few hours ago. They like us more than we thought.
Posted by: KT

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Someone ought to start a youtube channel called the anti-Dodo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (XJ22o)

71 Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

72 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (z2aPa)

73 Yikes, JackStraw.

Be vigilant. I think a fire in the fire pit and a couple snorts of bourbon should fend off the nasties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (tcruw)

74 KT if was like mh cats long ago they played with it until the batteries ran out, or scared it to death

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)

75 Tide is high.
The chair is against the wall.
Moon near perigee.
John has a fine mustache.

Posted by: Penguins@Bletchley Park at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)

76 The one with the dunsel.
Posted by: fd at May 15, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

Ultimate Computer. Great episode.

'You know, bones, you could feel the wind in those days. And you take away the wind and the water... and it's the same. The ship is yours. And the stars are still there...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

77 72 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I thought I liked you.

Posted by: Penguin Petey at May 15, 2026 08:23 PM (oftw2)

78 "I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had"

We have decided to bypass Texas.

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

79 Various sources say SCOTUS has told Virginian Dems to pound sand vis a vis reviving their new voter-approved map.

[insert gif of Nelson Muntz here]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (/HDaX)

80
And this coming lunation will be a Blue Moon per the calendar month definition, two full Moons in a calendar month.

I prefer the seasonal definition (third full moon in an astronomical season with 4 full moons), but turns out both were just made up early this century anyway. No historical meaning at all. So, whichever.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 15, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

81
Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now
Posted by: Skip

Was she still wearing her hair in the styles of her White Oppressors?

She can hardly claim to be stunning and brave unless she shakes off the hair styles of her White Oppressors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM (s9VOe)

82 Saw Mooch lose 40 pounds, can't be under 170 now
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

The obama library of doom has mooch inspired pearl necklaces!

The most expensive item in the gift shop but a steal at $390 US!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)

83 John has a fine mustache.
Posted by: Penguins@Bletchley Park at May 15, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)

The Dude won't shut up about rugs tying up a room.
Dennis Moore needs more lupins
The gout! Flaring up again!
Tippy toe! Tippy toe!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:26 PM (0aYVJ)

84 I once bought a DVD of " Happy Feet" to use for target practice.
Posted by: Ben Had

And I thought I liked you.
Posted by: Penguin Petey at May 15, 2026 08:23 PM

That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

85 I had a Blue Moon from sitting on cold concrete steps.

Posted by: El Rumpo at May 15, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2)

86 "Ultimate Computer. Great episode."

After what Daystrom did and killed all those people, what do you think happened to him?

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

87 The obama library of doom has mooch inspired pearl necklaces!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:25 PM

Never in a million years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

88 That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.

Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)

89 Okay what's weird is my mom looked just like Betty Page.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (qrzX6)

90 Once I was having great fun feeding potato chips to a chipmunk in Yellowstone Park until the bag ran out. Little bastard bit the fuck out of me. Pretty funny. I didn't squash him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (D1E+2)

91 I saw Emu Shenanigans open for Rhea's Obsession at Cooper's Landing in 2001.

https://youtu.be/7a99DRw_QwQ

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)

92 >>Be vigilant. I think a fire in the fire pit and a couple snorts of bourbon should fend off the nasties.

This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

93 Kamala has been a fan of pearl necklaces for a half-century.

Posted by: Willie Brown, Speaker Emeritus at May 15, 2026 08:31 PM (oftw2)

94 More code phrases:
Donny thinks it's a vacuum
Ooh, floor pie
Whatever happened to Chuck?
Lovey Howell is a very viable third alternative
Football to the groin!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

95 I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.

Nobody said it was her leg. Coulda been anybody's. They all look pretty much the same.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (vTZFs)

96 Don't drink Bay Rum!

Posted by: Witch Hazel at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (oftw2)

97 That says infinitely more about you than it does about Ben Had, who is one of the finest humans to ever throw a leg over a horse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.
Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday at May 15, 2026 08:29 PM (oftw2)
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Nobody said it was her leg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

98 Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2026 08:32 PM (vTZFs)

Yergh!

You win.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

99 Speaking of AI, I just finished building out, if I say so myself, one of the best stock research and portfolio tracking apps.

Now I just have to turn it into an electron app and I might integrate into a Apple widget.

It's all tailored to track my portfolio, but I could easily refactor it for a general audience.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:35 PM (XV/Pl)

100 Speaking of AI, I just finished building out, if I say so myself, one of the best stock research and portfolio tracking apps"

Pelosi like?

Posted by: man at May 15, 2026 08:37 PM (XuXeR)

101 Never in a million years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

You're a tough negotiator!

Tell you what. You can walk out of here today, with that beautiful necklace for ONLY $350.

AND I'll even toss in a 2027 Michelle Obama Swimsuit Calendar as Michelle seeks to prove ALL women can be sexy at any age! Don't let this offer pass you by!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:41 PM (Sco7b)

102 @100

>>Pelosi like?

Somewhat, I have the same ruthless desire to be fantastically wealthy, but without the evil bits and pubic graft and theft.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2026 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)

103 Rosalind was appropriated to be shown in Junior Showmanship competition today by a boy who was entered but whose dog couldn't make it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

How does that happen? People take their dog to a dog show, and the people arrive, but the dog doesn't?

Was the dog driving its own car?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

104 I think they are Argie troops, but that is because of the woodland pattern to the helmet covers with the tire rubber tie.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)
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I agree.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)

105 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

Who are you, Methuselah?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

106 This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
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Rum rations are effective.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

107 Someone mentioned this earlier, but there is very little fanfare about the upcoming 250th anniversary of our precious nation.

I was 10 during the Bicentennial. John Wayne was the grand marshal for the Cody Stampede. It was a huge thing. Even the stupid TV stations had segments leading up.
200 years ago such and such happened. Now? Nothing. Bupkis.

Gonna be an interesting summer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)

108 That pubic graft can be quite painful: long recovery time.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:47 PM (ZVgZ4)

109 Re the chipmunk:

Snagged two of them today. By the neck.

I'm leaving them out over night to see if foxes, racoons, bobcats, tigers, lions, elephants, buffaloes, donkeys, hippopotamuses rhinoceroses, giraffes, octopuses, mooses, or ducks will take them out of the traps.

It could happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (Kyh8Y)

110 don't ask about the sodomy ration.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

111 This has been the week from hell. I've got something to do tomorrow morning but tomorrow afternoon I am going to burn it all away at the fire pit and drink a bunch of rum. Rum keeps the demons at bay if only for a while.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
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Rum rations are effective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ZOv7s)

A capital idea!

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at May 15, 2026 08:50 PM (wVcYX)

112 Very little fanfare for the upcoming 250th anniversary from the left leaning media.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

113 Various sources say SCOTUS has told Virginian Dems to pound sand vis a vis reviving their new voter-approved map.

[insert gif of Nelson Muntz here]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

I know the new map got tossed because Virginian Dems did not follow the required legal procedure...

The idea that a simply majority can lock the minority out of government is a great way to enslave the minority. Then the rulers can splinter off a chunk of their majority and vote again to lock them out. Rinse repeat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (/lPRQ)

114
You guys won't like Bum rations.

Posted by: four seasons at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (3ek7K)

115 Lol...

I have DisneyChannel on in the background, 8:40 pm, and the Nervive commercial with the old guy afraid to fall down the stairs is playing.

The brand is dead. No loving parents park their kids in front of that anymore. Some cute shows again though. Too late...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (Sco7b)

116 The lash ration was administered liberally.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

117 Before there were leash laws and dogs were let out to roam free we had a Scottie named Pepper who was trained to go out and fetch the paper . She was always awarded with a Oreo cookie. We had to stop letting her out to do it because she eventually started bringing the neighbors papers back to us also.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (qrzX6)

118 I've seen people throw their voice, but throwing a leg is impossible.
Posted by: Not Borned Yesterday

Hey! I'm right here!!

Posted by: Zombie Linda MaCartney at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (Kyh8Y)

119 Once I was having great fun feeding potato chips to a chipmunk in Yellowstone Park until the bag ran out. Little bastard bit the fuck out of me. ...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 15, 2026 08:30 PM (D1E+2)

Thus endeth the lesson on Socialism.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 08:54 PM (wVcYX)

120 but without the evil bits and pubic graft and theft.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y)

121
How does that happen? People take their dog to a dog show, and the people arrive, but the dog doesn't?

Was the dog driving its own car?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

_____________

There's a multitude of reasons why (lame, ill, in season). Suffice it to say since the object of Junior Showmanship is the handling and not the dog, substitution is allowed, as the junior no longer has to be a listed owner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (HdYcL)

122 Lot of pro athletes current and former are dropping like flies.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:56 PM (qrzX6)

123 The brand is dead. No loving parents park their kids in front of that anymore. Some cute shows again though. Too late...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 08:52 PM (Sco7b)

I raised my boys on Mystery Science Theater, and The Simpsons (before all the good writers moved on to Futurama) I'm a good dad.

Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Tomorrow I cross 'hunting with eagles' off the bucket list.
I'm so excited.

Posted by: Reforger at May 15, 2026 08:58 PM (ZFqKB)

125 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

A crooked merkin?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:58 PM (qrzX6)

126 don't ask about the sodomy ration.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

I always go back for seconds

Posted by: Pedro Pascal at May 15, 2026 08:59 PM (vSvIl)

127 16 Metallica sux. Not Bruce level sux. You can dance to Metallica.
Posted by: Accomack at May 15, 2026 07:38 PM (T8bqm)

Especially after the Black Album.

Posted by: Cow Demon at May 15, 2026 08:59 PM (T6aVk)

128 Lot of pro athletes current and former are dropping like flies.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:56 PM (qrzX6)

Been seeing that a lot. Brad Henke, Coover Bennet from Justified, was also an NFL player, was with the Vikings for a while. Dead at 56. Vague reports about why this happened.
Oh, sure, prolly drugs, you guys. But, shit.

Just glad I never got the clot shot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)

129 I like Hulu /Disney did a season of King of the Hill with everyone 10+ years older. It was really good. Of course that means we won't get another season.

Same with Chad Powers. One season and done. Really good show.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (qrzX6)

130 I miss the giant sloths. And the giant armadillos.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 15, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

And the giant jackalopes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (wVcYX)

131 You mentioned it so I had to go check. I still have Disney Channel, but have never watched it. Not even when grandkids are over.

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (oftw2)

132 Metallica died when Cliff Burton died.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (0aYVJ)

133 Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Them and Nickelodeon had good stuff among the crap. Genuinely funny, family friendly stuff without gay crap and blacks bitching about racism.

Amazon had 'Just Add Magic.' That was an incredible, mystery show.

But some of the stuff now not on Disney. Inter-racial gay fathers adopting minority kids. Asian stuff for the win.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (Sco7b)

134 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete

A pubic graph? Isn't that when you chart out the rhythm method?

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

135 Very little fanfare for the upcoming 250th anniversary from the left leaning media.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 15, 2026 08:51 PM (ZVgZ4)
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This is a good point. Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.

"Schoolhouse Rock" is the epitome of this. Heck, the way the Burns' "The Civil War" was received by liberals is eons away from where we are now.

That is why handwringing about the elections is pointless. I am seeing more and more patriotic apparel and items on sale, and the Dems seem to be doubling down on America hate. Have at it, guys. Spend all summer pissing on America. Sow that wind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

136 Batman never trapped him like that

Posted by: night lifted at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (kJmLc)

137 Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)

Long ago I save up my pence and went to one of the best restaurants in Aberdeen. I ordered a steak. It was black and, I swear, still had hair on it. I expected maggots come out if I cut into it. Tasted as bad as it looked.

Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VnYeL)

138 Before there were leash laws and dogs were let out to roam free we had a Scottie named Pepper who was trained to go out and fetch the paper . She was always awarded with a Oreo cookie. We had to stop letting her out to do it because she eventually started bringing the neighbors papers back to us also.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 08:53 PM (qrzX6)

Thus endeth the lesson on free enterprise and incentive rewards.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2026 09:04 PM (wVcYX)

139 @119.
This endeth the lesson on Socialism.
Count de Money

Ha! Good one.

Posted by: Case at May 15, 2026 09:04 PM (NWIIQ)

140 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

Oh no…what is going on in here? lol

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2026 09:05 PM (OoFl2)

141 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)

Josh Mauro formerly of the Raiders. Decided to do a Fentanyl and Cocaine combo and washed it down with some alcohol. They classified it as an accident. Okay.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:05 PM (qrzX6)

142 This is a good point. Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.

"Schoolhouse Rock" is the epitome of this. Heck, the way the Burns' "The Civil War" was received by liberals is eons away from where we are now.

Schoolhouse Rock helped me learn the multiplication table when I was a 4th grader.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

143 Them and Nickelodeon had good stuff among the crap. Genuinely funny, family friendly stuff without gay crap and blacks bitching about racism.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:02 PM (Sco7b)
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Avatar: The Last Airbender remains amazing. I have it on DVD. When the grandkids are ready, they shall experience its excellence.

Speaking of which, my grandson has challenged me to a sword fight. BRB.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

144 136 Batman never trapped him like that
Posted by: night lifted at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (kJmLc)

WB puts out a lot of the DC cartoon movies. Years ago, they were pretty good.

They had one Batman a little while back where Batman was re-imagined as an Aztec guy meeting the Spaniards. Something like that. Beautifully woke so I use it to fall asleep.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)

145
Saw a headline or summary the Pete Alonso, Brandon Nimmo and Jake DeGrom left the Mets because they couldn't stand living in NYC any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:07 PM (HdYcL)

146 Schoolhouse Rock helped me learn the multiplication table when I was a 4th grader.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:06 PM (0aYVJ)

I have the CD with the songs.
A few other morons do too.

It was pretty good.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 15, 2026 09:08 PM (Sco7b)

147 Conjunction Junction

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (qrzX6)

148 Just glad I never got the clot shot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

IIRC - There were three.

The original 'clot shot' was the J&J. It was quickly discontinued.

There was also Moderna and Pfizer.
Both of those had endless 'boosters'

For whatever reason J&J as one and done. Even the Junta didn't push for follow-up boosters while hounding Moderna and Pfizer.

I didn't track it too closely though as I was in a relatively free state during those dark days.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (/lPRQ)

149
Long ago I save up my pence and went to one of the best restaurants in Aberdeen. I ordered a steak. It was black and, I swear, still had hair on it. I expected maggots come out if I cut into it. Tasted as bad as it looked.
Posted by: javems at May 15, 2026 09:03 PM (VnYeL)

_____________

When you think how bad English cuisine is, the Scots plumb even lower depths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:10 PM (HdYcL)

150 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (/lPRQ)

J&J wasn't mRNA but they claimed it caused clots so they shut it down.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (qrzX6)

151 Nolan Ryan wasn't unhappy to leave Mets and NYC. Kevin McReynolds hated it also. He's rather go bass fishing.

Posted by: Is My Age Showing? at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (oftw2)

152 I was just reading about SCOTUS turning down the Virginia appeal. I rather like that they didn’t even argue the idea or explain anything - just basically a short statement saying “Nah, bro. 9 - 0”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (AnnNE)

153 Back in 1976, liberals still loved America. It had its flaws, it was imperfect, but they believed in it.
——-

Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever. What they hate, is you.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (bNzW0)

154 I'm a pretty rounded guy but I have no idea what pubic graft is. And no, I'm not looking it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2026 08:55 PM (Kyh8Y

Oh no…what is going on in here? lol
Posted by: Piper

Like the "Hair Club for Men"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (/lPRQ)

155 Conjunction Junction
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:09 PM (qrzX6)

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.

You guys, Schoolhouse Rock was fucking genius. If only something like that was accessible to kids now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)

156 I raised my boys on Mystery Science Theater, and The Simpsons (before all the good writers moved on to Futurama) I'm a good dad.

Seriously, though, the garbage on the Disney channels is creepy and lame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)

***

I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

157 I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2026 09:13 PM (Ia/+0)

158 >>Saw a headline or summary the Pete Alonso, Brandon Nimmo and Jake DeGrom left the Mets because they couldn't stand living in NYC any longer.

All 3 were traded. They didn't leave on their own.

Do you really think Pete Alonso left NY to go to Baltimore?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)

159 I’m just a Bill, only a Bill, and I’m waitin’ on Capitol Hill

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:15 PM (bNzW0)

160 My grandfather came to America from Scotland when he was 24. Luckily my grandmother came from Sweden so they compromised and learned to love American. meat and potato dishes which my mom learned to cook so I didn't have to eat any of their former country's cuisine.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:16 PM (qrzX6)

161 I was just reading about SCOTUS turning down the Virginia appeal. I rather like that they didn’t even argue the idea or explain anything - just basically a short statement saying “Nah, bro. 9 - 0”
Posted by: Tom Servo

I joked the other day that the opinion would be 8-1, and, in its entirety: "What are you, retarded?"

With Jackson dissenting.

So, I was kinda close.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:17 PM (VHUov)

162 I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

I still remember the Tom and Jerry episode where they turned the kitchen into an ice skating rink. I almost tried to do it but my father got home from work early.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:18 PM (qrzX6)

163 After what Daystrom did and killed all those people, what do you think happened to him?
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at May 15, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

Well, we know from other episodes that Star Trek land will imprison the dangerously insane. So, thats my bet. Until his output matches his input, iykwim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

164 Correction, Alonso was not traded. He was just not resigned by the Mets.

Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

165 I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB)

My Grandpa had a big, beautiful console color TV. He also loved Looney Tunes. Watching Bugs Bunny with my Grandpa was so fun. He had a great, boisterous laugh.

I have the entire collection of Looney Tunes on a brick of DVDs. All of them. Even the "racist" ones.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (0aYVJ)

166
Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever.

___________

"In the mind of Bronson Bernard certain basic tenets had been implanted by his teachers at every stage from grammar school through college, and nothing was ever going to shake them. The United States of America was no damned good. Its ideals were a mockery. Its history was a fraud. Its purposes were corrupt. Its achievements were empty. Its hopes were a sham, and its dreams were a lie. Whatever good might have come from it here and there over the years - and that was precious little - had been entirely inadvertent and accidental. It was sinister, hypocritical, imperialistic, racist, worthless and cruel."

- Allen Drury, Come Nineveh, Come Tyre, 1972 (!)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (HdYcL)

167 You guys, Schoolhouse Rock was fucking genius. If only something like that was accessible to kids now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---
The Pronoun song would have to be redone with xe and xir.

(I love Schoolhouse Rock. I can still sing the Preamble.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (0SdQT)

168 Similarly to the “Hate America” argument, a lot of times you’ll hear that Leftists “Hate guns”.

This isn’t true, they absolutely fucking LOVE guns, a peek back at history shows this to be the case. They don’t want YOU to have access to adequate self-defense.

I’m quite certain their oft-repeated protests of the Death Penalty is of the same construction. Once they have the power to do so, they’ll do a 180 - just like they did on Free Speech, Corporations, etc.

Everything is conditional.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:20 PM (bNzW0)

169 Transformer. GI Joe. A bit of He-Man. Thundercats. Was fascinated by an anime that was on HBO a bunch then disappeared: Starbirds I think we established on this very blog several years ago. Big robot with a guy in his head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

170 Eh, it isn’t like they hate “America” - what I mean by that, they don’t say, hate the dirt or whatever. What they hate, is you.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:11 PM (bNzW0)
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No, they hate the nation. They want its laws overturned and its people replaced. They want direct democracy where 50.0001 percent can kill the rest.

That is not America.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

171 My grandfather came to America from Scotland when he was 24. Luckily my grandmother came from Sweden so they compromised and learned to love American. meat and potato dishes which my mom learned to cook so I didn't have to eat any of their former country's cuisine.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Well, if they tried Scot/Swede fusion cuisine once, that would be enough to put them off both forever.

"It's a boiled sheep's stomach, stuffed with fermented herring. I call it 'surströggis.' "

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2026 09:22 PM (VHUov)

172 Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

This. Louisville has gone fucking bug nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

173 Fried chicken originated in Scotland. I do not think you'd want to try fried chicken from Scotland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2026 08:02 PM (HdYcL)
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I call b.s. Germans love to deep fry stuff, and I find it more credible that they would invent it than a bunch of people who think haggis is fine dining.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 15, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

174
I was raised on Underdog, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, and my favorite, Sherman and Peabody.
Posted by: Diogenes

Tennessee Tuxedo always had an educational part of their episode with Mr. Whoopee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2026 09:26 PM (Cqx++)

175 Seriously, NY is not great these days but neither is any big city including Houston and Dallas. Stop pretending this is a northern thing. It's a city thing. Houston is fucking armpit and so is Dallas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

When was the last time you were in Dallas or Houston. They may not be great but they are 100x better than NYC . I can't speak to other major NE cities as I haven't been to them in over a decade.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:26 PM (qrzX6)

176 I saw a video of James May (from Top Gear) making a haggis today. It did not look that bad. They did not eat the stomach part, but scooped out the filling (i think it was heart, liver and another organ to be named later.)

I've eaten far weirder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

177 Maybe kidney? Not sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (zZu0s)

178 Damn near every medium and large city has gone batshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (xJpaU)

179 We don’t win back our nation by bugging out.

We win by staying.

I love where I live. I’m not leaving.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (A5RD0)

180 >>This. Louisville has gone fucking bug nuts.

The reason the south is still a stronghold for us is not because southerner's are universally conservative. Has anyone been to Atlanta recently?

Leftists infest cities and where their demographics overwhelm rural areas they win. It's not difficult, look election results. The idea that the south is some bulwark against leftism is ridiculous.

It's always been urban against rural. Even in the south.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

181 Damn near every medium and large city has gone batshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2026 09:28 PM (xJpaU)

Lexington is not 'bad' but it has a couple loopy areas. It is almost all suburbs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

182 Well, yes. You’re making my point. “America” is not simply an “idea”, as they often claim. They flip their argument depending, they want to confuse people, muddy the water, to make it look deep. It is a “people”; real live human beings, and - as you note, they want to kill you. They want to kill the idea too, I suppose.

That’s where all this “we’re a nation of immigrants!” business derives, I suppose. A “living, breathing constitution” with “emanations and penumbras” etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2026 09:30 PM (bNzW0)

183 And judging by the bumper stickers I live in a library area. Of course, a lot of cars and trucks don't have bumper stickers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

184 Yeah, thats what I meant, phone. Just one big library.

Liberal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

185 The idea that the south is some bulwark against leftism is ridiculous.

It's always been urban against rural. Even in the south.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m

The NE are liberal blue states. That's undeniable.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 15, 2026 09:34 PM (qrzX6)

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