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The Morning Report — 5/ 13/26

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Good morning kids. As we discussed with disgust yesterday, after getting their naked power grab of a gerrymander scheme shot down by the Virginia State Supreme Court, the reaction was surprisingly mellow for the Leftists - move to sack the entire bench, as opposed to the typical Democrat reaction which would be to lynch the Jurists who dared oppose them. All seriousness aside, among the most execrable Leftists around who has done more in service of Anti-Americanism over the course of his miserable existence is one Marc Elias:

As most others of his ilk continue to rub garlic on their bullets, here Elias is with his response:

The party considered all kinds of responses — including a scheme to force the retirement of every sitting justice on the Virginia Supreme Court. That's a perfectly normal reaction from a political party that claims they respect democratic norms, right?

But they weren’t done.

Marc Elias, the left's go-to power lawyer for all things election-related, took the rhetoric to a genuinely alarming place. Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.

I assure you that I am not joking.


And no they are NOT joking either, as the past 70-200 years have shown!!!

Have a good day.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • Marc Elias, the left's go-to power lawyer for all things election-related, took the rhetoric to a genuinely alarming place. Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished. I assure you that I am not joking.
    Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government


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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (MwdeY)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (MwdeY)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

5 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

6 There are no depths to which the Left will not sink.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (iXqHn)

7 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (GOOc7)

8 Top 10 despite the late start from JJ! Life is good.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (RjOoY)

9 JustTheNews:

In the final weeks of Joe Biden’s presidency, FBI agents tied to Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation memorialized anew their belief that President Donald Trump broke the law in contesting the 2020 election and secretly arranged to preserve their evidence until 2030 in memos that raise alarm they could revive their prosecution after Trump leaves office.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (qIAN9)

10 Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government

Wow. That sounds kind of...insurrectiony.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (RjOoY)

11 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

12 I would love to see the democrats in Virginia secede... again.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (SGnpG)

13 > Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government
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Wouldn't that mean they'd be out of a job too? I mean, I'm all for it if they end up abolishing themselves from power.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (jehhT)

14 Dogs sold for drugs, puppies found alive in trash cans - and other Democrat-run horrors.

If ever anything called for a roving band of stone-cold killers, this would be it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (qRla/)

15 10 Wow. That sounds kind of...insurrectiony.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (RjOoY)

It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (iXqHn)

16 Abolish the Virginia government? Cool with me. Then leftists can find out what happens when there are no constraints on putting them in their places.

Posted by: DPICM at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (zweKz)

17 There are no depths to which the Left will not sink.
Posted by: XTC


But why take chances?

Posted by: Millstones at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (0RGA5)

18 Dogs sold for drugs, puppies found alive in trash cans - and other Democrat-run horrors.

If ever anything called for a roving band of stone-cold killers, this would be it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Tanned, rested & ready!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (MwdeY)

19 “Discussed with disgust”

I’m just mad I never thought of this.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (TgO2L)

20 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
====
RBe
@RBPundit
The "dogs raping Palestinian prisoners" story is an IQ test.

If you believe it, you're clinically a moron.
2:13 PM · May 11, 2026

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

21 Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government



Sweet! Find out what 1863 was like without US statehood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:03 AM (MwdeY)

22 The president needs Congress to act. There's no guarantee it will. GOP lawmakers, including Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), quickly promised legislation, but Senate Majority Leader John Thune was noncommittal.

Of course he's 'noncommittal.' Thune would never in a hundred years let such legislation pass. If it did and gas prices lowered, then the GOP might take the midterms, and that is the one thing they absolutely DO NOT WANT.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:03 AM (qRla/)

23 Abolish Marc Elias.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (zBP9L)

24 "Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"

Why stop there?

Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

25 5 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM
#####

You gotta start in the morning if you want to drink all day!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government


Children playing at adulting.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (MwdeY)

27 State Rep. Juandalynn Givan (D-Birmingham) called U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) Associate Justice Clarence Thomas an "Uncle Tom" and the "one who sold us out in Africa" after a recent redistricting ruling on Monday.

‘Crazy ass Uncle Tom’: Democrat State Rep. Juandalynn Givan says Clarence Thomas ‘sold us back into the hands of the master’

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (qIAN9)

28 These are children of hell, this DemoNcrat and liberal bunch. Send them back home, pushed through a barbed wire fence.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat bastards at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (HeR4S)

29 That was a good article on Pope Francis from
"Frontpage". However, I would be surprised if all the thing happens under this Pope

From a comment following the article:

"Be prepared for married clergy, normalization of same sex marriages, acceptance of transgender clergy, tacit acceptance of abortion and euthanasia"

Pope Leo has already said he will not endorse same sex marriages , and he's been pretty clear about his opposition to abortion, and transgender clergy- I don't think so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (PFs9e)

30 Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government

Sounds like they're trying the populist route! Come abolish the PA government, too, while you're in the neighborhood.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (XFXIk)

31 And no they are NOT joking either, as the past 70-200 years have shown!!!

I read this at first as 'the past 20-700 years'. Which totally would also fit.

Now to read the content!

Posted by: RandomDave at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)

32 It's all part of my Grand Plan to become New Jersey.

Posted by: Virginia at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Arrest Marc Elias.

We got plenty of laws to choose from.

Set some boundaries on discourse, like ending the US of A. Have we no superfund sites to clean? No canals to be dug?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

34 Morning JJ and the Horde. Looks like the squishy Sec of State in Nebraska was defeated in the GOP primary last night.

Posted by: Jonah at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (YCxFk)

35 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
So Chicago Pope Leo gives an award to the Islamic regimes representative. How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)

36 My favorite whining by the Democrats about Virginia is the "how dare the courts overturn the will of the people!" I recommend responding by asking how they felt about the courts overturning California's prop 8 back in 2008...you know, where California voters choose to amend the State constitution to outlaw gay marriage, which the state courts had previously imposed on them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (ycI94)

37 It's time to dissolve the peoples of Virginia and install a new electorate.

Posted by: Marc Elias at May 13, 2026 08:08 AM (wVcYX)

38 Who names their kid Juandalynn?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 13, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

39 35 How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)

Probably not nearly as much as you think.

Remember how cheap a lay Warmonger Bolton was.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (iXqHn)

40 It's an interesting platform, "Abolish All The Things" these "new age" Democrats are running on.

You have to admit it's a little better sounding than "Kill All Republicans." Not that the intent is any different. It's just better marketing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)

41 Democrats have long held a tenuous relationship with democracy. It’s like riding the bus, when you get to your destination, you get off. So long as “the people” vote the correct way, everything is fine. If not, not. As a class, they have a lot of control freaks, and then complain about “authoritarian”

Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (KMICP)

42 Another nail in the UK's coffin:

https://tinyurl.com/4ufmwpmh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (zBP9L)

43 You have to admit it's a little better sounding than "Kill All Republicans." Not that the intent is any different. It's just better marketing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT)
----
The policy never changes because the policy is never wrong.

Only the messaging changes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (gnNyN)

44 I would rather President Trump cut Xi's throat than shake his hand.

When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

45 Marc Elias, do overs !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (z2aPa)

46 In good news there were no pogroms in Brooklyn last night

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ)

47 Air Force One has landed in Beijing.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (jyyfa)

48 In response, Democrats want to block vouchers so the kids can’t escape the reservation. Still the real question is what impact will this have on the people who matter most. Not the kids. Obviously. But the unions.

Rep. Gina Hinojosa, D-Austin, asked whether the enrollment decline could affect the teacher retirement system.

“Have you looked at the impact that this decline will have on the viability of the teacher retirement system?” Hinojosa said.

This system isn’t built for kids, it’s built for unions. And until that changes, the system will abuse and fail kids just like a Dickensian orphanage.


The obvious answer is to transition away from TRS to 401k accounts for teachers (and any other government workers getting an old style pension). There is a reason why industry moved away from pensions long ago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

49 San Franpsycho

I want Trump to get out of China alive. Nuclear deterrence is not what it used to be.

As the tail of the last logistic plane leaves Chinese airspace, start the bombing in Iran.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

50 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2026 08:14 AM (53oGX)

51 47 Air Force One has landed in Beijing.
Posted by: Jen the original

Will always be Peking to us!

Posted by: Me And The Duck at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

52 Newsweek: AOC Surges to Lead in 2028 Primary for First Time—Most Accurate Pollster (AtlasIntel). AOC led with 26% support. Former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg followed with 22%, while California Governor Gavin Newsom received 21% support in the poll. Former Vice President Kamala Harris received the backing of 13% of respondents.

Go for it! I was in the "She should run for senate against Schumer" camp, but if she is going to enter the presidential race as a front runner, I am on board.

I would vote for her, as I did Clinton and Harris. But do we really think running a woman will work? In 2016 and 2024 the woman was BY FAR the best candidate. Yet they lost. I just think it's a mistake and a lesson not learned.

This feels too hopeful like Bernie, and will probably be rejected but I've been saying for about 6 years at least, AOC 2028

I'll support whatever she does, but I'm not excited to watch *another* incredibly capable woman lose to the worst possible option because of her gender...
Please AOC, run for senate and let's get Schumer the fuck outta here instead 🙏 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94)

53 I used to have a different nic

Unilaterally impose 401K on teacher unions for allowing them to exist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

54 As most others of his ilk continue to rub garlic on their bullets ...

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... and engrave SS Totenkopf images and messages.

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (7Wb7n)

55 The president needs Congress to act. There's no guarantee it will. GOP lawmakers, including Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), quickly promised legislation, but Senate Majority Leader John Thune was noncommittal.

Trump Pressures House GOP to Stop Stalling Anti-Wall Street Housing Bill.

The SAVE Act...

The GOP are completely derelict in their duties. They are sabotagers. They are liars. They are traitorous. They are utterly useless except when it comes to thwarting Trump's agenda, and thus, We the People who put him there. My anger for them now grows exponentially.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)

56 Democrat State Rep. Juandalynn Givan says Clarence Thomas ‘sold us back into the hands of the master’

Juandalynn???

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)

57 Chief Democratic Zagan, Marc Elias is a nationally recognized authority in voting rights, redistricting, dirty tricks and lawfare.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (qIAN9)

58 >Still lecturing. Still dividing.
Why Won’t Barack Obama Go Away?
----

ego
conceit
narcissism

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt)

59 Term limits don’t drain the swamp—they empower the permanent bureaucracy by forcing out the only elected officials experienced enough to challenge it.

While there may be issues with term limits, this concern is bullshit. I've never been an elected official and I am aware that the way to deal with a recalcitrant bureaucracy is to eliminate it, and the people working for it (their jobs, not the people), and replace it if absolutely necessary.

Our current Congress People for Life don't seem to ever challenge the permanent bureaucracy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

60
The crowd of kids with the flags at the Peking airport is so Chinese.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (Y8DZL)

61 Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government.

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Demoncrat-Communists Yesteday: NO KINGS!!!
Demoncrat-Communists Today: MAKE KINGS GREAT AGAIN!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (7Wb7n)

62 Barky doesn't go away because he's scared to spend more time with Big Mike

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:20 AM (gu0hJ)

63 Lady in Black

I agree. What to do? What is to be done?

As self-servingly stupid as the GOPe is, they calibrate actions to be a tad bit better than the insane totalitarian sociopaths of the Democrat party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

64 The Senate Special Committee on Investigations announced Monday that it had subpoenaed Abrams, as well as New Georgia Project leaders Lauren Groh-Wargo and Nsé Ufot.

--

What the hell is a Nse Ufot?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

65 Today's little kids waving flags at Beijing airport is tomorrow's Red Guard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (gu0hJ)

66 Today Is National Apple Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

67 16 Abolish the Virginia government? Cool with me. Then leftists can find out what happens when there are no constraints on putting them in their places.
Posted by: DPICM


It will take a few seconds and then the horrified realization kicks in. I like it.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (RjOoY)

68 Don Black

MICE:
1. Money
2. Ideology
3. Coercion / Compromise
4. Ego

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

69 >Still lecturing. Still dividing.
Why Won’t Barack Obama Go Away?
----

ego
conceit
narcissism

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt)

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"You can't abandon a 65-year-old GloboHomo Deep State PsyOp. Hell, you can't even abandon a pair of 80-year-old ones like me and Hillary!"

/Bubba Clinton, Esquire Sans Law License

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (7Wb7n)

70 > Still lecturing. Still dividing.
Why Won’t Barack Obama Go Away?
----
I figure he's being paid. No politico ever does anything, ever, without being paid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (jehhT)

71 Mamdani got a bailout of sorts from Hochul and Albany. Great, my mid Hudson taxes are going into the pockets of NYC corruptocrats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (gu0hJ)

72 Nsé Ufot is an activist, community organizer, and the former chief executive officer of the New Georgia Project, a voter support and legal action nonprofit organization founded by Stacey Abrams

Born in Nigeria.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (ix8EF)

73 Another nail in the UK's coffin:

https://tinyurl.com/4ufmwpmh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (zBP9L)


Before people start bitching about Chucky 3, I remind you that he's reading a statement prepared for him by the current government. That's not to suggest that he would be opposed, merely that folks have an inflated opinion of his powers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

74 "What the hell is a Nse Ufot?"
+++
It's a major challenge for limerick writers, I can tell you that!

Posted by: Limerick lover at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

75 66 Today Is National Apple Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's silly. Apple trees have only just bloomed. Apples are months away from ripening.

Posted by: Granny Smith at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)

76 Baahrocko Bamer is the 10y old gum stuck to the desk stored in the D.C ED stock room on the back lot.

Posted by: kingsman at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (ehY6c)

77
Good morning, everyone. Back home in North AL again today.

REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb

Asking to learn. Why do they need all the water? The only thing I can imagine is for water chilled hvac systems and the heat they produce evaporates the water.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (QVmho)

78 I doubt King Charles has much time left. He's leaving the heavy lifting, if it's going to be done, to William

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ)

79 38 Who names their kid Juandalynn?

That's what I juanda know.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gtcuf)

80 Sen. Fetterman Calls for Democratic Party to ‘Confront Its Own Rising Antisemitism Problem’

… comes on the heels of Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice, elected as a Democrat, changing his registration to ‘independent’ based on “rising Jew-hate” in Democrat Party

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (qIAN9)

81 BifBewalski

Concrete. Lots of concrete.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

82 Today's little kids waving flags at Beijing airport is tomorrow's Red Guard

But first they must come to the US and attend college while spying for The Party.

Posted by: The Craw at May 13, 2026 08:28 AM (j+GfC)

83 Smell the Glove

As King of Canada, maybe he can get Canadian Health Care.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

84 Hamas forced sex between family members as part of Oct. 7 torture campaign, probe finds: ‘You hear the screams’

--

Don't read this link unless you are ready to face the truth that there are real demons among us. The most vile, horrific beings ever created. There is no redemption and no salvation for this pure wickedness. I can no longer pray for excrement such as this. I can only pray that G*d brings forth His fury and wrath on them in this life. Likely though, it won't come until they close their eyes for the last time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)

85 "What the hell is a Nse Ufot?"
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Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Kweisi Mfume at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

86 Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ix8EF)

87 Nice to see King Charles is still alive, but my burning question off the day is Prince Albert still in the can?

Posted by: Smoky Stover at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

88 80 Sen. Fetterman Calls for Democratic Party to ‘Confront Its Own Rising Antisemitism Problem’

… comes on the heels of Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice, elected as a Democrat, changing his registration to ‘independent’ based on “rising Jew-hate” in Democrat Party
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (qIAN9)

They won't. They made their bed with Islam and they're proud of it.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (iXqHn)

89 The name Juandalynn is a feminine name that combines elements from Spanish and English origins.
Juan is derived from Hebrew, meaning "God is gracious," and has a long history in Spanish-speaking cultures.
Lynn is of English origin, meaning "pool" or "lake".
Together, Juandalynn can be interpreted as "God is gracious by the lake" or "God's grace near the waterfall".

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (qIAN9)

90 Good morning! 1 class down, 2 to go. I did not sleep at all last night, so could be an interesting one. Maybe the world will keep things on a dull roar today? Maybe?

Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (Wmg4n)

91 Nse Ufot
Gesundheit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (gu0hJ)

92 "Data Center," is so innocuous sounding, isn't it.

Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (Q+gd/)

93 Nice to see King Charles is still alive, but my burning question off the day is Prince Albert still in the can?
Posted by: Smoky Stover at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)


Someone give that poor bastard some Exlax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

94 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM

You are braver than I am. I couldn't even read that article from "Frontpage" after I saw the headline.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (ix8EF)

95 Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ix8EF)

Odds on both ignoring the subpoena and not appearing? Leaving the GOPe actors mouth agape as they do nothing to force compliance.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

96 Juandalynn sounds like the name of a musical instrument.

What's that sound? Oh, never mind, it's just Consuela playing her juandalynn.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc)

97 Morath told legislators the state lost 75,000 students in one year.

“We cannot tell you the precise cause of this,” Morath said.

duh illegals leaving the US

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

98 FenelonSpoke

They can claim to be sucked into the Abrams gravity well.
Show some pride, Nsé Ufot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

99
Thanks NaCly! One time construction then? Once and done?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (QVmho)

100 NYC’s traffic cameras are now writing fiction. The famous “Knight Rider” car KITT has been hit with a speeding ticket in Brooklyn — despite sitting on display inside an Illinois automotive museum for years. The Volo Museum, based north of Chicago, said it received a $50 ticket from the New York City Department of Finance tied to its replica of the famous TV car from the 1980s series starring David Hasselhoff.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (qIAN9)

101 39 35 How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ)

Probably not nearly as much as you think.

Remember how cheap a lay Warmonger Bolton was.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (iXqHn)


0.1%. One dollar in a thousand. That is the pattern I have noticed in news stories about corrupt officials accepting bribes to steer inflated contracts: they actually get very little, even when you adjust for the (under-sized) cost. It makes sense; they can't openly solicit bids for who's willing to offer the biggest share, and their partner in crime knows that it isn't costing them anything (since they're selling what isn't theirs).

Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (Sy6m/)

102 86 Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM
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Something something Golden Corral buffet.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

103 I am interested in learning what portion of the $29 B cost of this phase of the Iran war is already sunk (e.g. running the ships, paying the crews, etc. ) into a functioning military and what portion is the marginal cost of this particular action (e.g. weapons fired).

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (BW+Gb)

104 Read the article about RH Lossin, the sabotage expert at Harvard.
I guess she wouldn't be upset if we stole her stuff and burned her house down.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (gu0hJ)

105 Piper

I will toss silver glitter into the Kansas sky to hear your request.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

106 Lady in Black, the depravity was off the chart. The sadistic things done to so many of the women . I want them all to burn before they ever get to Hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (z2aPa)

107 The lovely and talented Angela Rose tried to visit the site of a new data center in Colorado, got kicked out and followed by security:

https://tinyurl.com/5xcu5det

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (gtcuf)

108 actually inside the beltway

Parts and especially fuel costs are up. The figure includes replacing the ordnance used.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

109 There is no redemption and no salvation for this pure wickedness.

Nope. They need to be ended and sent to their father.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY)

110 "Juandalynn" might be fun in a limerick.

Posted by: But this isn't the Art Thread at May 13, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

111 This feels too hopeful like Bernie, and will probably be rejected but I've been saying for about 6 years at least, AOC 2028

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94)
******
Yeah, because she was such a genius on the world stage.
Seriously, if AOC got elected POTUS this country would become the biggest laughingstock in its history.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

112 105 Piper

I will toss silver glitter into the Kansas sky to hear your request.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026

Thank you, Salty!

Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (Wmg4n)

113 Juan is derived from Hebrew, meaning "God is gracious,"...

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (qIAN9)
_

Same as John. The original Hebrew name is יוחנן - Yochanan.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (MtA6K)

114 "The Pope awards Vatican's highest diplomatic honor to Iran envoy..Leo XIV grants the Order of Pius IX to the Iranian ambassador to the Holy See.." 30 years from now the Vatican will try to deny that they had anything to do with the massacres in Iran. They just boosted the regime and gave them cover...As per usual.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (GD0B3)

115 BifBewalski

It's just one data center construction of many. I see a lot of local anger at the water issue and increases in power use billed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

116 OK, folks, going to try to write. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (qRla/)

117 Lady in Black, the depravity was off the chart. The sadistic things done to so many of the women . I want them all to burn before they ever get to Hell.

--

I do too. And now we read that the sadism wasn't just the women, but also entire families, men, women, children, old people. It's incomprehensible evil on a scale that can't be measured.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (qBdHI)

118 >>>Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (dK+Kv)

119
They won't. They made their bed with Islam and they're proud of it.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM

Their mental leaps justifying how it’s not antisemitism is something to behold.

Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (Wmg4n)

120 good morning JJ, Horde

New from Pfizer: Hantalien! This experimental gene therapy will give you 100% immunity from Hanta virus AND interdimensional beings!

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 13, 2026 08:39 AM (/6r4m)

121 "Critical reactions on social media
The award has generated harsh criticism among commentators and conservative figures in the United States and Europe. Some interpret the gesture as a symbolic legitimation of a regime accused of persecuting opponents, religious minorities, and converts to Christianity.

The journalist and writer Rod Dreher publicly questioned the recognition by recalling the internal repressions of the Iranian regime, while in other comments, X users denounce that Iran maintains the death penalty for Muslims converted to Christianity..."

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)

122 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

May your typing be infused with wit and completion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

123 Tank Abrams pulls people, objects, $$$, into her orbit just by her mass alone. It's not her magnetic personality.

Posted by: Three Stooges In Orbit at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)

124 Marc Elias is a nasty bag of shit.
He is the nexus, the clearinghouse for all the lawfare against Trump.
He was the one that lobbied all the states to illegally change their laws in 2020. And the one arguing no one had standing to challenge.
He is Obama's lawyer.

It's an absolute guarantee he coordinated via cut-outs, the NY, GA and Jack Smith lawsuits.
And he's hiding multiple illegal ex parte communications with judges; and especially court staff to route his cases to the judge he wants

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (5a8RM)

125 Maybe Leo the Commie should learn history. The walls of the Vatican were begun in the 9th and 10th centuries to stop Saracen (Muslim) pirates from raiding the Holy See. Ain't no different now Chicago boy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ)

126 And while you weren't looking, the Gazans continue to humiliate the American president.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

127 Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.


I'm true!

Posted by: Horseshoe Theory at May 13, 2026 08:41 AM (Gb8Jd)

128 I guess the 42,000+ Iranians killed by the regime months ago wasn't a factor in leo's decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:41 AM (z2aPa)

129 That's just Pope Bob being...well, Bob.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 08:42 AM (J4Dwc)

130 San Franpsycho

Have they rebuilt? Still in rubble?

I do want the human gene pool cleansed of Hamas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

131 This is why I laugh when they say Trump is crazy or creates chaos or whatever.

All Trump does is what they do and he's better at it. Think about it.

We live under their tyranny as it is, and then claim they are totally normal. One day we wake up and it's WE'RE REMAKING ALL THE DISTRICTS FUCK YOU. Then it's PACK THE COURT. The next day it's GET RID OF VIRGINIA.

What more "chaos" does anyone need? And they try to tell us all along it's us and they THEY are moral and good. It's like living with an emotional abuser. Trump is just the dude who fights back.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 08:43 AM (QV+TG)

132 I guess the 42,000+ Iranians killed by the regime months ago wasn't a factor in leo's decision.

====

This will be remembered.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)

133 Isn't Tank Abrams the President of the Federation of Planets? Why is she mucking around with we plebes?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (gu0hJ)

134 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

ELON MUSK spotted walking behind President Trump after they stepped off Air Force One in Beijing

@ElonMusk
right next to
@EricTrump
and Jensen

https://tinyurl.com/5dj5vx39

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

135 runner

The Pope is loosing converts with this stance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

136 Salty

I am still of the opinion that the entire population should have been driven into Egypt, where they belong. With their loving brethren.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

137 When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


China and Xi are not the CCP, just as America and Trump are not the Deep State, etc., etc. for many countries.

Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (XFXIk)

138 Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:45 AM (t+TFX)

139 and Jensen

https://tinyurl.com/5dj5vx39
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
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Jensen Huang works for the CCP.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

140 107 The lovely and talented Angela Rose tried to visit the site of a new data center in Colorado, got kicked out and followed by security:
Posted by: Delurker

HA! As foretold, these data centers employment will be almost entirely given over to guards.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)

141 Morning again, news folken,

The Idiotic Revenue Service remains, well, idiotic. I told them on my return to apply my refund to next year's taxes. This confused them and they sent me a letter form saying I didn't give them my bank info. Couldn't get a human on the phone; online it won't LET me update my bank info. And my local office is downtown, a very inconvenient place. Oh, well. Their website for the form says if I ignore the notice, they'll issue a paper check in six weeks or so anyway.

Woden's Day, innit?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9)

142 China and Xi are not the CCP, just as America and Trump are not the Deep State, etc., etc. for many countries.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (XFXIk)
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Huh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

143 Smell the Glove

Even Elon Musk lacks a rocket big enough to boost Abrams to orbit?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

144 PDT steps off the plane with proof China has been feeding Iran satellite images of our bases in the Middle East.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa)

145 “On major roads outside of built-up areas, the maximum speed limit allowed would be 55mph, to maximise the efficiency of fuel use as well as improving safety.” The policy also says the party would pursue travel “demand management” measures aimed at reducing the “speeds and volume of motorised traffic.”

ADL
Anti Destination League

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

146 San Franpsycho

That is an extra step. The question I have is do we have enough MOABs to lay on a Gaza grid?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

147 "New from Pfizer: Hantalien!"

Posted by: A Zanti Misfit at May 13, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F)

148 Ben Had

Add Russian ELINT to the list. We have always known, but now China is vulnerable to our power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

149 Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:45 AM (t+TFX)

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* Massachusetts in general and Boston in particular -- the "birthplace" and "cradle" of the American Revolution -- has entered the chat *

I am reminded of the line "What the hell happened?!?!?!" at the end of the '66 WWII naval movie "The Sand Pebbles" set in 1926 Chy-na ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:50 AM (7Wb7n)

150 The party considered all kinds of responses — including a scheme to force the retirement of every sitting justice on the Virginia Supreme Court.

The left: Judges are non-partisan arbiters of truth and justice and we need them to remain fully independent to keep rogue elected officials in check

Also the left: If a judge disagrees with us zer should be immediately removed from office

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm)

151 Jensen Huang works for the CCP.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)
*****
Always keep your enemies closer?!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

152 Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?

Oh...take a look at MA while you ae at bit.

It is common for the people in Boston, Lexington and Concord to argue things would have been better if the Brits had won the Rev War...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

153 ELON MUSK spotted walking behind President Trump after they stepped off Air Force One in Beijing


Delighted to hear this. Musk and Trump together is always a good sign.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (t+TFX)

154 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

155 Democrats.

Policies only a dictatorship could love.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM

Really? They cannot separate the policies of the Pope from the theology and sacramental beauty which they resonate with with and love? No person wishing for conversion voted for this Pope nor do they have to support his politics..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (PFs9e)

157 >>>Babylon Bee:

‘I am your father,’ Trump reveals to horrified Mark Hamill"

>We are going to have an entire generation of some of the ugliest babies ever. With so many fake and phony woman and mothers on social media, - you can't get a plastic surgeon in the womb.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (D1E+2)

158

Through the mysterious mist of ground fog
Come the terrible Israeli rape dogs
Give a treat if they beg
Or they'll hump your leg
And splatter your jeans with crotchnog!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

159 Good morning!

Yeah, JJ, the Virginia Democrats are looking demonic at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (X8xt3)

160 Jensen Huang works for the CCP.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

Brought him as hostage , for safety ?

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

161 When can we start going after all Democrats for treason?

They are actively trying to destroy The United States of America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

162 And while you weren't looking, the Gazans continue to humiliate the American president.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)
-

More so, Netanyahu.

Since Oct. 8, 2023, Moshe Feiglin has constantly warned that this would happen. He was even banished for a long time from Israel's CH14 TV, Israel's sole "right-wing conservative" channel.

See if the English translation is available to you:

https://tinyurl.com/2rawkrmy

Feiglin's most recent book, "Israel Is Just the beginning: How Israel’s Fight Against Radical Islam and Progressivism Protects the Identity and Liberty of the Civilized World", is now available in English on Amazon:

https://tinyurl.com/vv6vbaf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (MtA6K)

163 “On major roads outside of built-up areas, the maximum speed limit allowed would be 55mph, to maximise the efficiency of fuel use as well as improving safety.” The policy also says the party would pursue travel “demand management” measures aimed at reducing the “speeds and volume of motorised traffic.”/i]

Our highways were mostly built for 1950s era cars to do 75MPH

And...much of the country doesn't have a speed limit that high on any of their highways on which people drive cars with generations of improved tech....

It is insane. It is one part funding for localities and states and one part global warming stupidity and yet people stand for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

164
Should Virginia "abolish their government", then BINGO! revert them to territorial status and toss their Congresscritters out of Washington.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (xG4kz)

165 156- meant " politics" not "policies"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:55 AM (PFs9e)

166 "REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb"

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing.

Posted by: George Constanza, Data Center Supervisor at May 13, 2026 08:55 AM (cWLG3)

167 To steal a favorite from the Left:

"We had to burn Our Democracy(tm) to save it!!"
-- Democrats to Virginia

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3)

168 The Fix for VA:

Fill in the square with DC

Ban federal employees to vote in a federal election for any cycle in which they've worked for the government

Oh and most importantly, prosecute, arrest, and hang publicly anyone guilty of vote fraud

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm)

169 If Virginia wants to abolish their state government, go for it!

No one will be collecting state taxes. State workers (almost all Dems) will become unemployed.

There is NO guarantee that any new government arising from the ashes will resemble the government the Dems want. Because the rural regions will suddenly have a rather loud voice in how things are run, since no one will be able to arrest them for standing up for their rights.

Good luck with that plan, Dems!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (gnNyN)

170 "Jeremy Boreing
@JeremyDBoreing
15h
Tucker Carlson called it "evil" when Ben Shapiro suggested Americans should move away from their hometowns toward opportunity.

What Tucker is calling evil is one of the most biblical—and one of the most American—things a person can do: Go from your country and your kindred and your father's house to the land that I will show you.

But the real story is bigger than Tucker.

The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.

Anyone telling you that the way to restore what you have lost is to find the people who took it and make them pay is not your friend"

Also, deeply UnAmerican, and the same woke, victimhood, Socialist shit that the left's been selling for generations.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

171 Democrats will pack scotus.
Republicans won’t pas a voter ID bill.

All you need to know about the two parties.

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (f2WBH)

172 "The Pope awards Vatican's highest diplomatic honor to Iran envoy..Leo XIV grants the Order of Pius IX to the Iranian ambassador to the Holy See.." 30 years from now the Vatican will try to deny that they had anything to do with the massacres in Iran. They just boosted the regime and gave them cover...As per usual.

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (GD0B3)

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Who knew the Anti-Christ would be the First American Pope?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (7Wb7n)

173
Shown the atrocities of 10/7 the lunatics just shrug and say:

"They had it coming" or, "It was a false flag operation", even "It never happened".

9/11 Style lies told over and over.

You'll be hearing it again. They love to pretend, just like the Holocaust deniers.


Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)

174 Who gives awards to terrorists ? The Vatican!

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)

175 The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time. Question is, is it too much and too fast for the conservative mind to comprehend? Are we cognitively, morally capable of absorbing it all and reacting while we still have time?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (t+TFX)

176 The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.
=====

Let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet savior of Chilean democracy at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

177 175 The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time. Question is, is it too much and too fast for the conservative mind to comprehend? Are we cognitively, morally capable of absorbing it all and reacting while we still have time?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (t+TFX)

Doesn't seem like there is much we can legally do to them.

Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (iXqHn)

178 Or a simple fix for VA...introduce "South VA" which would be the parts not fill of federal bureaucrats...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

179 Should Virginia "abolish their government", then BINGO! revert them to territorial status and toss their Congresscritters out of Washington.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM
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Ahem.
Colony.
We were never one of those (shudder)... territories.

Posted by: The snooty Commonwealth of Virginia at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

180 Elias could get what he wants, a new Virginia government, but it looks to take a convention to devise a new Constitution, and then a referendum punctuated by a few years of litigation.

In other words, probably will not affect the midterms. At least not in this decade.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (hkixX)

181 The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time.

Like with the Islamists I often tell more moderate conservatives to listen to what the left says and believe they mean what they say they are going to do...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

182 >>When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.

Eh, that's part of his charm offensive.
He will compliment the nation to highlight its positives, as a sort of reverse negging. Like, you are so awesome, why would you decline to become even more awesome by not agreeing to my proposal?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)

183 It was Luther's pilgrimage to Rome that opened his eyes. He saw the corrupt hierarchy of clergy living like pampered drunken princes. Nothing has changed there.

Posted by: No Hope In Pope!! at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (oftw2)

184 Finally, SpaceX launches Starship this afternoon/early evening.

Good luck SpaceX!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX)

185 168 Ban federal employees to vote in a federal election for any cycle in which they've worked for the government

Posted by: 18-1

Given the racial makeup of federal employment, it would be tossed out of court the first day as discriminatory.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (Y8DZL)

186 Good luck with that plan, Dems!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (gnNyN)

This story, and the entire situation is a good lesson on how the “win at all costs” mentality, if taken to its logical conclusion, always ends in madness and self destruction. The Black Knight in Holy Grail is funny because that’s what the true fanatics turn into.

It’s not just a lesson for government, it’s a lesson for life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (AnnNE)

187 REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb

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The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?

That explains a lot ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (7Wb7n)

188 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

189 Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!

Me: yeah but we have planes that go 500 mph. What’s your point?

Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (f2WBH)

190 But the real story is bigger than Tucker.

The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.



What if it is determined that the enemy is Qatucker?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Finally, SpaceX launches Starship this afternoon/early evening.

Good luck SpaceX!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX)



Finally?

Haven't they launched several? Diddn't they launch the vessel that rescued the astronauts abandoned in the ISS by Biden?

Finally?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

192 Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)

So bang on

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (QV+TG)

193 189 Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!

The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future.™

Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (RjOoY)

194 Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (7Wb7n)

Turns out it was never broken. It was resting.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (QV+TG)

195 When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.

Eh, that's part of his charm offensive.
He will compliment the nation to highlight its positives, as a sort of reverse negging. Like, you are so awesome, why would you decline to become even more awesome by not agreeing to my proposal?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)



Trump has learned, probably through his business dealings, that offering sweet first usually works well.

Even if they're only sweet words.

Also, it indicates confidence and actual power.

That's why primitive turdbites like the Iranian gov't go first with the ludicrous threats and insults.
They're stupid and have nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (iJfKG)

196 What is interesting is that exactly 87 years ago (May 11, 1939) hitler's secret envoy met for the first time with pius xii. Pius XI, on the other hands, was staunchly opposed to hitler, and made himself unavailable to his envoys...and then the died in 1939..

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3)

197 Don't read this link unless you are ready to face the truth that there are real demons among us.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)
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Increasingly, I follow this advice even watching or reading main stream news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (hkixX)

198 The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?

That explains a lot ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM

Well that's a piss-poor excuse for suspending operations.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (Qk4K8)

199 193 The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future

My take on why they love trains is a lot more...nefarious.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf)

200 >When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Trump says a lot of stuff
some true
some bluff
some trolling
some chaff

Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)

201 >>The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.


Who is "the populist right" of which he speaks -- is this MAGA/Trump, or those who reject Trump and want to stick with status quo Republicanism?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)

202 The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future

Most of the lefties I know that want the US to have a train system like Europe or China tell me it will be great because once all those other people are, uh, persuaded to take the train, the leftist in question will be able to drive to their job and favorite entertainment destinations without worrying about traffic.

Yes they are that evil/clueless.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

203 >>My take on why they love trains is a lot more...nefarious.


Tell me more. . .

Posted by: Dr. Freud at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

204 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Thousands of leftists think that Trump was banned from China thanks to TikTok propaganda peddlers.

I really can’t with these people!

https://tinyurl.com/2rb3ycfy

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

205 When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Blowing smoke up the ass of a country you're about to visit in the hopes they don't assassinate you isn't always a bad thing.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

206
I really can’t with these people!

https://tinyurl.com/2rb3ycfy
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)



Am I the only one shocked there wasn't a fire alarm chirp in that video?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

207 Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (iJfKG)

It's also difficult for the other party to react to.

I had to deal with a narcissistic lying shitstain of a human every day for quite some time and oh boy did he HATE it when I complimented him in front of other people. Just hated it. They just don't know what to do with it, and you can tell how much they resent you when you do it. So can others.

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (QV+TG)

208 Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE)

209 Haven't they launched several? Diddn't they launch the vessel that rescued the astronauts abandoned in the ISS by Biden?

Finally?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
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This is the first test for "version 3", the 100 ton capacity ship going into orbit. It's a big deal. Ultimately, they will double the lift capacity to 200 tons, but this is a big step toward getting loads into orbit big enough to build in-space refueling, a moon station, and the Heinlein-inspired moon catapult.

Big plans hinge on this test.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (hkixX)

210
Blowing smoke up the ass of a country you're about to visit in the hopes they don't assassinate you isn't always a bad thing.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

It was smart to bring all those Execs with him... And Rubio and Hegseth also...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (FtULh)

211 >>Trump has learned, probably through his business dealings, that offering sweet first usually works well.

Even if they're only sweet words.


Exactly!
For decades, the DC approach has been to show up, then scold and lecture. Refreshing that Trump doesn't do this.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3)

212 The voters will reject Democrats. The voting machines and mail-in ballots, won’t.

If there was ever a time to beat the cheat it will be the midterms.

Democrats are desperate. They will stop at nothing to win, no matter how unlawful, undemocratic or unethical. Expect the worst things one can conspire.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (NjrsW)

213 Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

The hell is she wearing on her head? Looks like a blueberry mated with a shower cap.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (gtcuf)

214 The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?

That explains a lot ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM



Well, you see......Delta is an airline based in Atlanta. Delta flies to Detroit. A water leak in Atlanta directly affects Detroit, so ballot counting had to stop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

215 I assumed populist right meant Megain, Tuqqah, etc

Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (QV+TG)

216 Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!

The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future.™
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (RjOoY)


I don't know about the wave of the future, but-

It's a delight to ride on Japanese trains. They're well-run, on time, clean, and safe.

European trains less so, British rails barf, and American trains, sadly, are only fit for vomitting plague cats.

Do I want to give up my car? Nope.

However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG)

217 206 Am I the only one shocked there wasn't a fire alarm chirp in that video?

Anthony Cumia cracks me up when he plays the CHIRP sound effect over clips of the usual suspects talking.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)

218 The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?


The left's final take on that argument is:

We never told anyone the counting was going to stop or told republican observers to go home. They just did it all by their own volition for some unknown reason.

And yes their is plenty of video refuting this but they do not care.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

219 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.

Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

220 Who is "the populist right" of which he speaks -- is this MAGA/Trump, or those who reject Trump and want to stick with status quo Republicanism?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3)

I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (AnnNE)

221
However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG)



The Japanese put train cars in strip clubs. You pay for 'entertainment' in the train car according to how hard you want the stripper to fight you as you grope them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

222 Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE)

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Thanks for the heads-up, Tom.

x.com/spencerpratt/status/
2054277602588946492

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (7Wb7n)

223 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.

Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system.
Posted by: SMOD


So many people need their asses beat with an axe handle that they had better pray society doesn't collapse.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (MwdeY)

224 Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf)

225
The hell is she wearing on her head? Looks like a blueberry mated with a shower cap.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (gtcuf)
******
And she thought it looked good enough to film herself wearing that.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

226 I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (AnnNE)

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I prefer the term "Woke Reich." [h/t Mark Levin]

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (7Wb7n)

227 Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday

You gotta be Ibijoking.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (gtcuf)

228
As mentioned here before, the CCP doesn't care if 500 million Chinese perish in a thermonuclear blast, as long as party leadership is warm, dry, and well-fed in a cozy bunker.

Zotzing Trump, Musk, and a dozen American leaders in one stroke like what happened Feb 28 in Iran isn't an impossible conjecture if it's calculated to work in their favor.

They might even figure they wouldn't face retaliation for it.

Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL)

229 The Japanese put train cars in strip clubs. You pay for 'entertainment' in the train car according to how hard you want the stripper to fight you as you grope them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


What about a happy ending? Or would that be a Vietnamese train car?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (MwdeY)

230 Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE)



He's f*cked.

Didn't you see? Magic Johnson endorsed BASS!

It's over, folks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Our highways were mostly built for 1950s era cars to do 75MPH

And...much of the country doesn't have a speed limit that high on any of their highways on which people drive cars with generations of improved tech....

It is insane. It is one part funding for localities and states and one part global warming stupidity and yet people stand for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026


***
OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)

232 "Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"


Trump should encourage the Dems to do it.

If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause:
"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government"

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l)

233 >>The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.

Sounds like a variation of the "we're better than that" excuse for not fighting back. Not buying it. I don't think the prevailing sentiment is that "the ONLY thing left to do" is find the enemy and punish him, but it's essential if you want to survive.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (t+TFX)

234 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday./i]

For those speeding by....

She was placed on leave and being investigated AND THEN the Seattle teachers elected her as their leader.

This isn't a union leaders always end up being scum story, this is a the teachers union in Seattle is made up of scum story

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

235 219 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
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I'd bet this "educator" cannot spell educator.

https://tinyurl.com/38d7s9aw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:17 AM (fHPrL)

236 Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf)



He voted for Harris. He's actively campaigning against Republicans. But he's the "new conservative."

F*ck that retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

237 OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones.

Take the cops off speeding ticket detail and have them help ICE and bust people for distracted driving instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

238 >>I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside.


OK, thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)

239 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.

Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system.
Posted by: SMOD

So many people need their asses beat with an axe handle that they had better pray society doesn't collapse.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (MwdeY)

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Somalia is missing yet another Village Idiot.

Didn't someone ghost-write a book for Killary -- anticipating the rise of The DogEater -- entitled "It Takes A Village Idiot?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (7Wb7n)

240 224 Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf)

It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (AnnNE)

241 I really hate that word “educator.”

Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

242 OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)
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75 is the slow lane for texters on the NJ turnpike. More like 85 while texting is the norm.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (fHPrL)

243 >>She was placed on leave and being investigated AND THEN the Seattle teachers elected her as their leader.

This isn't a union leaders always end up being scum story, this is a the teachers union in Seattle is made up of scum story
- - - -

Running out of words to express my disgust.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

244 Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.

...and yet, John Eastman was debanked and disbarred for providing legal counsel to a client despised by these reptiles...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 13, 2026 09:20 AM (nbLIj)

245 MS NOW reports House Democrats are “considering” a move to redistrict Delaware

1 is the loneliest number

Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (/+uur)

246 "Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"


Trump should encourage the Dems to do it.

If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause:
"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government"
Posted by: Gref


Now THAT would be popcorn worthy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (MwdeY)

247 The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.

You don't see that every day. Or, ever.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)

248 It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (AnnNE)



Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within.

They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win.

They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

249 It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.

==

Turkey...

Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (GD0B3)

250 230 Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE)



He's f*cked.

Didn't you see? Magic Johnson endorsed BASS!

It's over, folks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
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35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3)

251
You don't see that every day. Or, ever.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)



That was pretty crazy. I've seen the puck take odd bounces behind the net, but never going down the side like that.

I don't think the hockey gods liked the overturning of that obvious goal where the puck was clearly over the line in the goalie's glove.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

252 Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within.

They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win.

They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They think they can control their army of shit goblins. That's a hard no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (XnT9x)

253 The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.

You don't see that every day. Or, ever.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)
====================
Even the Zamboni doesn't want the Canadiens to win a Cup.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (fHPrL)

254 241 I really hate that word “educator.”
Posted by: Bulgtl

Me too. Tooter is much more gooder.

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2)

255 >>It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.


It's so that the media, organizations like SPLC and ACLU, and Democrats can hold him up as an example of a "conservative leader" and then demand ALL on the right be silenced. They tell us Trump created this monster (not them), so Trump must be defeated!

He is the "conservative commentator" version of the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3)

256 ----
35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3)



Where South Park proved you could cure AIDS by injecting money into your veins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

257 35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3)

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Magic's "broadcasting career" lasted what, two weeks?

His classic line "Mo' Better" was one of the original mocked memes ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (7Wb7n)

258 Thanks JJ. Off to do stuff.

News I guess will all be China and President Trump in the most important summit ever in the history of the known and unknown universes from time began until it ends.

CBC had on a journalist saying that Canada was unlikely to come up. It was nice to start off the day with a laugh.

Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b)

259 >>I don't think the hockey gods liked the overturning of that obvious goal where the puck was clearly over the line in the goalie's glove.

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3)

260 >>You don't see that every day. Or, ever.

It's happened before. Most recently on January of this year -- Washington vs Detroit.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (J4Dwc)

261 Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.



OAN should interview Elias and just point an laugh the entire segment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

262 246 "Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"


Trump should encourage the Dems to do it.

If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause:
"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government"
Posted by: Gref


Now THAT would be popcorn worthy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (MwdeY)


Then Trump will have all the ringleaders arrested on Federal Insurrection charges. Attempting the overthrow of a State government must be a crime, directly or umbrellaed, by one or more Federal Laws.

Your move, Elias.

Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (5rh/l)

263 >>It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.

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AKA "Podcastistan."

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (7Wb7n)

264 *January 26

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (J4Dwc)

265 252 Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within.

They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win.

They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Your house is now my house senor...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Sco7b)

266 The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.

You don't see that every day. Or, ever.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)

The Capitals lost a game on a goal like that.

The other team fired the puck around the boards from outsize the zone and Lindgren (Caps goalie) went out to stop the puck... which hit the 4"x3" camera window in the glass, and bounced thirty feet to the left and straight into the vacated net.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iNUL3)

267 Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b)



Unfortunately, it's horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

268 OAN should interview Elias and just point an laugh the entire segment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

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"Why do you keep pointing and laughing at my crotch?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:27 AM (7Wb7n)

269 35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Look, Jack, I'm up to Stage Nine now. Going for the record!

Posted by: I Am Joe's Prostate at May 13, 2026 09:27 AM (oftw2)

270 My friends' cat Snowflake is here looking into my computer room window from outside. Adorable.

I just put her outside 20 minutes ago. I hope she went home and ate...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (Sco7b)

271
Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b)


Yeah, but the Frills are the best part of the steak!

CANADA

No Steak Frills!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG)

272 After his amazingly disgusting false smear of Israel I keep waiting for the NY Times to fire Kristoff.

They will, right? Right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (fHPrL)

273 256 ----
35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3)


Where South Park proved you could cure AIDS by injecting money into your veins.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

----
Biden must have used old money injections to cure his cancer.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (cWLG3)

274 I don't know about the wave of the future, but-

It's a delight to ride on Japanese trains. They're well-run, on time, clean, and safe.

European trains less so, British rails barf, and American trains, sadly, are only fit for vomitting plague cats.

Do I want to give up my car? Nope.

However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG)


Socialists don't want you to have a train ride so pleasant you take it voluntarily. They want to humiliate you by forcing you into a filthy and dangerous sewer/cagefight that doesn't go where the upward mobility is. Your impotent resentment would be the proof of their power over you, that makes them feel... good.

Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (Sy6m/)

275 If the dems get rid of the virginny guvmint, does Spanberger Heydrich get to stay?

Posted by: Democrat Joe at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (j+GfC)

276 260 >>You don't see that every day. Or, ever.

It's happened before. Most recently on January of this year -- Washington vs Detroit.
****

https://tinyurl.com/y4a789va

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (J4Dwc)

277 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY)

278 Art thread is up!

Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Sy6m/)

279 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iNUL3

That's sick! I'm waiting for a sportsball game to be affected by a ball hitting a drone.

Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)

280 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

281 If the dems get rid of the virginny guvmint, does Spanberger Heydrich get to stay?

Posted by: Democrat Joe at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (j+GfC)

If there's no government, there are no laws.

I don't think the Democrats want to be around when the laws stop protecting them from the rest of us.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (iNUL3)

282 >>>bounced thirty feet to the left and straight into the vacated net.

The net wasn't vacated. See my link.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (J4Dwc)

283
The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night.


Sink the Habs! No Stanley Cup for Canadian teams!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (xG4kz)

284 In the old Tampa stadium, before hurricane Milton destroyed the dome fabric, baseballs hit high in the air would occasionally get stuck up in roof support structure.

Ground rule double.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (fHPrL)

285 Iran Specifies 5 Demands To Restart Peace Talks With US

1) want the letter "T" stricken from all languages
2) ...

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo)

286 In Nashville, Capitol Tantrums Come With a Bill — and Tennessee Dems Just Received It. “You see, Tennessee House Speaker Cameron Sexton (R) just yanked all their committee assignments. If you’re going to fool around, don’t be surprised when you find out.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (RHGPo)

287 Finally, SpaceX launches Starship this afternoon/early evening.

Good luck SpaceX!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX)


No, Starship Flight 12 is no earlier than May 19.

SpaceX's scheduled launch today is another Falcon 9, just delayed from yesterday due to weather or something.

Posted by: far cry at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (LSV6F)

288 They are doing it for the children. Nan said so....

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (rCcmh)

289 And satan.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (rCcmh)

290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cg7Z2eZmcM

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

291 Judicial Watch Obtains 207 Pages of FBI Records Showing No Probable Cause to Raid Mar-A-Lago

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

292 Angela Rose - just another ditz.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (FpP3s)

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