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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Wednesday Morning Rant![]() The State Department, May 11, 2026: The United States did not participate in the International Migration Review Forum and will not support the May 8 "progress" declaration. The United States has persistently objected to the United Nations' efforts to advocate and facilitate replacement immigration in the United States and across the broader West. In 2017, President Trump rejected the Global Compact on Migration. The intervening years have confirmed the wisdom of that opposition.And in keeping with that, from PJ Media on the same date: "The number of people receiving a decision of voluntary departure has risen dramatically since the change in presidential administration," writes non-profit Vera Institute of Justice in a report, "particularly among people who were detained. Judges appointed by the second Trump administration have granted voluntary departure at higher rates than judges with more experience - while still granting orders of removal at comparable rates."As Ace covered last week and as reported in The Hill, it isn't just rejection of the globalists' immigration schemes and stepped up removal of illegals, it's also now denaturalization: Federal prosecutors filed denaturalization actions in U.S. District Courts across the country this week against 12 people, alleging they lied during the naturalization process, including about previous criminal behavior. The DOJ said these people -- ranging in age from 28 to 75 years -- concealed serious offenses while seeking legal status, including providing material support to a terrorist group, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor.So that's a smattering of developments from over here over the past week - but what about over there? It is, of course, the opposite. In Labour's Britain, it's still all about "accommodation," of course: Chris Philp, the Shadow Home Secretary, urged Labour to "come clean" about where they plan to send illegal migrants, commenting: "The truth is that they are moving illegal immigrants from asylum hotels to residential housing because they do not have control of our borders."Not removed, just moved. And subsidized. And the locals' preferences be damned. Pretty normal. Not that this problem is limited to the north: Greek Migration Minister Thanos Plevris said this week that Athens estimates there are approximately 550,000 migrants waiting in Libya, the African hub, for the opportunity to cross to Europe. Pelvris said that Athens is working closely with Libyan authorities as well as the European Union’s external border force Frontex to prevent migrant boats from taking off from the coastline of the Maghreb nation.Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years? This is the Afro-European version of that. Do you remember what happened to those "caravans" once Trump took over? They stopped pretty quickly. These "caravans" do not happen spontaneously. They are funded, coordinated and managed by governments, NGOs and associated gangs. If you turn off the "government" side of that - including throttling the state sponsorship of NGOs - they stop. That this is getting geared up in Libya means only that it will succeed. They don't bother if it won't. Europe is as bad as ever. But there is perhaps no greater contrast than between the US and Australia. While the US is denaturalizaling and deporting criminals, Australia is moving mountains to ensure they get to stay: After his permanent visa was cancelled following his 2021 conviction Al Qatrani made an application to revoke the cancellation, which was refused in February this year, but last week he successfully reviewed the decision at the Administrative Appeals Tribunal in Sydney. ART Senior Member Mark Harrowell overturned the cancellation using Ministerial Direction 110, which has been maintained by immigration minister Tony Burke since 2024, and has resulted in dozens of serious criminals being spared deportation in recent months.We don't have a monopoly on Hawaiian Judges - or Hawaiian Ministers. This all is - or should be - abjectly humiliating for the rest of the Western world. We have a long, long way to go until the US is cleaned up and some of the incalculable damage of the past thirty years is undone, but at least we are trying to deal with it and taking real steps to not only stop the influx but to reverse it. The rest of the West is the opposite and is still business-as-usual and full throttle on open borders, with the glorious masters in the warrens of their bureaucracies and at the United Nations leading the way as always. Maybe the other benighted nations of the West will eventually tire of it and get some Trumps of their own. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (MwdeY) 2
Woot. 3 for 3. Corgis called.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (MwdeY) 3
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Yay!
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (FMtrg) 5
Greek Migration Minister Thanos Plevris said this week that Athens estimates there are approximately 550,000 migrants waiting in Libya, the African hub, for the opportunity to cross to Europe.
Pelvris said that Athens is working closely with Libyan authorities as well as the European Union's external border force Frontex to prevent migrant boats from taking off from the coastline of the Maghreb nation. Let them hit international waters and sink them. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:04 AM (MwdeY) 6
His warning has already become a "nightmare" reality for Crowborough residents. Sounds like Ace and his bird. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:05 AM (Cqx++) 7
Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years? This is the Afro-European version of that. Do you remember what happened to those "caravans" once Trump took over? They stopped pretty quickly. These "caravans" do not happen spontaneously. They are funded, coordinated and managed by governments, NGOs and associated gangs. If you turn off the "government" side of that - including throttling the state sponsorship of NGOs - they stop. That this is getting geared up in Libya means only that it will succeed. They don't bother if it won't. Europe is as bad as ever.
https://youtu.be/FeIQmZ74K_M?t=30 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e) 8
Let them lose their souls.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (dK+Kv) 9
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) 10
Mass illegal immigration is a problem. The Democrats enabling it is another type of problem.
One can be remediated by dealing with the other. BAMN Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (jehhT) 11
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) 12
Residents are also entitled to a �50 weekly allowance to pay for basic amenities, such as food, clothing, and toiletries.
I doubt they spend much on toiletries. They probably just pocket that portion. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ) 13
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) Some people need to be constantly punched in the face with SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!! or they start whining. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ExV1e) 14
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) I still haven't gotten my pony. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 11:09 AM (dK+Kv) 15
Get the Muslim shit stains the fuck out of our country and back in the sewer where they belong.
Cancerous bastards Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (XLfSN) 16
Some people need to be constantly punched in the face
Fixed it. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (rbvCR) 17
Thx Joe.
The elite don't want the immigrants crossing in dangerous boats, they want the invasion to be orderly Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (gu0hJ) 18
Judges appointed by the second Trump administration have granted voluntary departure at higher rates than judges with more experience -
*** "more experience" = entrenched in the NWO. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (lCppi) 19
How much is question mark black diamond 50 in US dollars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++) 20
Englanistan was lost when they decided Shakespeare wasn't "inclusive" enough. They are gone and ain't coming back.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (CHHv1) 21
As usual, it's up to the common man to ask the question their "betters" avoid.
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?" in response to plans to house hundreds of young, single male asylum seekers at the local army training camp. This question reflects significant concerns from community members regarding safety and infrastructure. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DURRTzyCp64/ Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t) 22
Local leftists in Portland are engaging in Trump Death Fantasies again.
An Antifa "journalist" who was prominent in the Portland riots of 2020: Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge. A staffer for a prominent Portland politician replies: Used to think a blazers championship victory would be the wildest Portland night conceivable but i increasingly have my doubts, and at this point i think It Happening is a lot more imminent anyway would be the greatest troll ever if somehow the municipal government could declare it a citywide holiday. Fox News would have a stroke The Second Civil War isn't going to be nearly as much fun in Portland as they think it will be. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx) 23
Fixed it.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (rbvCR) Sure but it's not, necessarily, the same group of people. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e) 24
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (lCppi) 25
How much is question mark black diamond 50 in US dollars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++) £ - free. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 11:14 AM (CHHv1) 27
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?" in response to plans to house hundreds of young, single male asylum seekers at the local army training camp. This question reflects significant concerns from community members regarding safety and infrastructure.
The answer given was "I don't". Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t) 28
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
We plan to encourage young 'women', ages 9 - 29, to walk about the time during the late evening. They should plan to wear clothing which isn't too constrictive. -- British government Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e) 29
I'm starting to understand the old British empire a little better. If nothing else, it created at least a sense of world order. Ever since it started giving up their colonial holdings, the chaos has been increasing. Independence has not been good for most of the world.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew8) 30
Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (lCppi) I recently read it after learning about it here. It comes off as non-fiction. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (iNUL3) 31
It is not that everyone else is right, but that Trump alone has been willing to use the all-powerful word: "no." That is shameful for the rest of the world.
----------- The most powerful vitamin you can feed your children: "Vitamin N." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (7Wb7n) 32
The more I learn about how this is coordinated by international agencies, using taxpayer funds, and no one voted for these policies, the more I want every single illegal and recent dubious citizen deported post haste. And the network of decision makers criminally charged. And that includes Pope Zero and US bishops.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (wUvwL) 33
I guess the big problem is this- the illegal genocide via illegal migration in Europe occurred peacefully. The massive re-migration of illegals and foreign scumbag criminals and leeches will almost certainly involve organized violence...and lots of it. The longer the Europoors wait the harder it will be. I suspect most Euro nations will wind up divided into a large muslim zone and a smaller original inhabitants zone. Like East and West Germany writ large and much much crappier and unstable. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (iJfKG) 34
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate. Posted by: midweek pedant at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (WbWbV) 35
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it. Posted by: LASue $24.95 at Amazon. $9.99 Kindle. Free Audiobooks with membership trial. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (MwdeY) 36
In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) 37
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (7Wb7n)
I heard that you got bitten by a snake yesterday. How are you feeling? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ) 38
22 Local leftists in Portland are engaging in Trump Death Fantasies again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx) Yesterday here I shared most of a letter-to-editor as printed by the local newspaper covering the seacoast of NH. Pretty much the same thing. Punish anyone who supports Trump, MAGA must be eliminated, etc. These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) 39
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
- It's quite simple. 100 before breakfast. 200 between breakfast and lunch. 200 between lunch and dinner. 100 after dinner. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7) 40
I'm starting to understand the old British empire a little better. If nothing else, it created at least a sense of world order. Ever since it started giving up their colonial holdings, the chaos has been increasing. Independence has not been good for most of the world.
I've been on a Jules Verne kick lately, and am currently reading Around the World in 80 Days, published in 1872. There is a chapter in which the protagonists (including a Frenchman) rescue a young woman from being subjected to suttee, which they describe as barbaric. One wonders if today's people could bring themselves to state it so plainly and accurately. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t) 41
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate. Posted by: midweek pedant Le Camp des Saints to be accurate. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:19 AM (MwdeY) 42
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise? Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:19 AM (vTZFs) 43
But didn't you know?
Trump is failing because we still have illegals in this country and he's not deporting millions daily. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (Zz0t1) 44
Residents are also entitled to a £50 weekly allowance to pay for basic amenities, such as food, clothing, and toiletries.
------------- "PIkers! $5 million weekly or bust!" -- Minnesomalian Fraudsters and their Democrat-Commie Butt-Boys In Office Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (7Wb7n) 45
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) Things have been sporty for some time. They're doing fine so far. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (iNUL3) 46
In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e) 47
Punish anyone who supports Trump, MAGA must be eliminated, etc.
They are openly planning a 1933-style Enabling Act if they return to power in 2028. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (aD4fx) Posted by: Renee Good and Alex Pretti at May 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t) 49
"How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
_____ "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:21 AM (wUvwL) 50
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise? Posted by: Oddbob Always remember: When blacks riot, cities burn. When whites riot, nations burn. We're trying not to burn down the country yet. Yet. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (MwdeY) 51
Had there been any discussion on this Smart Military Blog concerning the Trump Battleship?
I don't have a problem with a new class designated a BB "Battleship", especially with the -GN suffixes! Especially after years of listening to ditzoidal Reporterettes misuse the term to mean "warship"! My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered? Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (FpP3s) 52
It's quite simple. 100 before breakfast. 200 between breakfast and lunch. 200 between lunch and dinner. 100 after dinner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7) Aren't Bonnie Blue and wannabe Bonnie Blue (thankfully I don't recall her name) British? They could handle that lot easily. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Pete B. at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t) 54
Oh yeah, some concerns about railguns.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (FpP3s) 55
6 His warning has already become a "nightmare" reality for Crowborough residents.
Sounds like Ace and his bird. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:05 AM (Cqx++) ; ) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (6wpGE) 56
Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years?
------------ 350-pound Starving Guatemalans who had just "walked" 3000 miles? Good times ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (7Wb7n) 57
My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered?
It was just announced that it would be nuclear. https://is.gd/E1zQPH Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t) 58
I'm all for the antifa and BAMN groups spouting their violent rhetoric. Talk is cheap doesn't register in their world, so keep it up.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (z2aPa) 59
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise?
Posted by: Oddbob The people grumble but they'll never do anything. -- Nicolae Ceaușescu Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e) 60
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
- "Bend over." Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (lCppi) 61
Had there been any discussion on this Smart Military Blog concerning the Trump Battleship?
I don't have a problem with a new class designated a BB "Battleship", especially with the -GN suffixes! Especially after years of listening to ditzoidal Reporterettes misuse the term to mean "warship"! My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered? Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (FpP3s) We should be building Death Stars. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (snZF9) 62
They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Their 72 virgin mermaids await! Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ) 63
Love is a rainbow!
The president of the EU Commission just posted a video about gay pride and you gotta see the replies 😂 - Apparently May is Pride Month in Yurp. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7) 64
350-pound Starving Guatemalans who had just "walked" 3000 miles? Good times ...
Posted by: ShainS Those tortas hadn't missed a meal or expended any energy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (MwdeY) 65
46 In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e) ======= What about drones? I wonder if they could take care of the boats. Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah. The screeching would be unbearable. Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:25 AM (GPa4z) 66
Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah.
Touches finger to side of nose... only if witnesses live. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (ExV1e) 67
They are making themselves filthy rich, all while doing everything they can to guarantee you will never be.
The New World Order won't make you rich, but WILL make you a slave. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1) 68
A woman named Joomi Kim has a book channel on yt. She's refreshingly non-woke and seems pretty disgusted with most of today's woke writers and novels. She's smart and worth a listen.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (lCppi) 69
The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate.
People who have never read Camp of the Saints denounce it as "racist", but where it is spot-on is not describing the behavior of the invaders, but describing the behavior of European "progressives" rushing to accommodate the invaders. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (aD4fx) 70
The rest of the West is the opposite and is still business-as-usual and full throttle on open borders, with the glorious masters in the warrens of their bureaucracies and at the United Nations leading the way as always.
------------- The GloboHomo Deep State "Commie Multi-Billionaire" (A Classic Oxymoron) Malthusians Never Rest. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:27 AM (7Wb7n) 71
Leftist "rebels" might be under the delusion that the right is going to line up like the British army.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 11:27 AM (z2aPa) 72
What about drones? I wonder if they could take care of the boats. Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah. The screeching would be unbearable.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:25 AM (GPa4z) In the last couple of years it came out that the "small boats" coming from Europe to Britain were being seized, and then auctioned off, and apparently being bought in auction or resold to the human smuggling groups to be re-used for crossing the channel Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:29 AM (rbvCR) 73
While the US is denaturalizaling and deporting criminals, Australia is moving mountains to ensure they get to stay:
You think Australia is working hard to keep migrants?!?!? Posted by: Spain at May 13, 2026 11:29 AM (JCZqz) 74
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) 75
Spain is calling for a European army.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (rbvCR) 76
The left: The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax
Also the left: The International Migration Review Forum does great work bringing millions of immigrants to western countries, only a racist like Trump would oppose it! Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (sKqQm) 77
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) She will be having sex in the coat room during the ceremony like the trailer trash whore she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1) 78
Love is a rainbow!
The president of the EU Commission just posted a video about gay pride and you gotta see the replies 😂 ------------ [Insert video of the European Muzzie Caliphate tossing homos off of high-rise buildings here] Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (7Wb7n) 79
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) She will be having sex in the coat room during the ceremony like the trailer trash whore she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1) Probably with Hunter. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e) 80
Pope awards highest diplomatic honor to Iranian ambassador. Hugh Hewitt: Oh, that's just Bob. He's new here.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:31 AM (vTZFs) 81
Spain is calling for a European army.
As are Macron and Merz. You know what they don't call for? Money. I'll believe it when I see it. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t) 82
We need to solve the problem of Mexico, even before the problem of Canada. We share borders with two adversarial nations, if not outright enemies.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8) 83
Spain is calling for a European army.
As are Macron and Merz. You know what they don't call for? Money. I'll believe it when I see it. To be clear, I'm all in favor of them doing it, I just don't think they will. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t) 84
Seriously, if a man is not attracted to women, why can't he just spend his free time masturbating instead of descending into the most wretched debauchery?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (GPa4z) 85
This is rather apropos for this thread: White House Twitter
The White House @WhiteHouse 15h Under President Trump, replacement migration will never be the standard. The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration. REMIGRATION Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) 86
Seriously, if a man is not attracted to women, why can't he just spend his free time masturbating instead of descending into the most wretched debauchery?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (GPa4z) Why can't you see the attraction to hairy man ass and monkeypox? BIGOT! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs) Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (rbvCR) 89
The New World Order won't make you rich, but WILL make you a slave. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, And you will be happy! Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (OoFl2) 90
Re: Hewitt
https://is.gd/hFlONf Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs) Because appeasing the muslhams always works out well for everyone. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) 91
CIA spokesperson responds to Senate hearing with COVID whistleblower--as the hearing is going on(!)--and calls it political theater.
Where is CIA Dir. John Ratcliffe? Did he approve this outrageous statement? Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (3ImbR) 92
The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration.
_____ I hope the next step is to name and shame the players and status them "persona non grata" Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (wUvwL) 93
And you will be happy! Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (OoFl2) "The beatings will continue until moral improves." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) 94
US out of the UN out of the US NOW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:37 AM (Zz0t1) 96
I hope the next step is to name and shame the players and status them "persona non grata"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (wUvwL) Bessant seems to have the world's financial ties in his fingers and seems to like tying knots. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR) 97
94 US out of the UN out of the US NOW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) Long long overdue. The UN is nothing but a front for espionage access to the country. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8) 98
I read somewhere that Noel Coward disliked penetrative sex. Good for him in setting an example for the homosexual community.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:38 AM (GPa4z) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 11:39 AM (yKrqJ) 100
Yes, "BBGN" = "Big-ass Battleship, Guided Missile-armed, Nuclear-powered.
Of course, then we'll have to listen to the Reporterettes tell us how Trump BBGNs aren't "real" battleships. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:39 AM (FpP3s) 101
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
https://twitter.com/i/status/2054389538391265635 Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t) 102
That this is getting geared up in Libya
You mean, getting geared up, again. This was a large part of the "migration" over the last several years - almost since Hillary and 0bama whacked Qaddafi. Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (kU0PQ) 103
Read COS in southern France 18yrs ago I just looked around and said ... yup !!! spot on
Posted by: Qmark at May 13, 2026 11:41 AM (TTzu6) 104
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t) No. But he IS making it entertaining. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:42 AM (Zz0t1) 105
It's amazing that Spencer Pratt, who everybody thought was a monumental douchebag, has a chance of being elected LA's mayor.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2026 11:42 AM (rJ48h) 106
Reposted because I thought it was darkly humerous.
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people' - They're like gods looking down on us from Mount Olympus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) 107
REMIGRATION
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) Or as it used to be known INVASION Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) 108
Isn't LA just one big monument to douchebags?
Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ZFqKB) 109
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people'
- They're like gods looking down on us from Mount Olympus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) Now do politically motivated assassination attempts on President Trump. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (Zz0t1) 110
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) From the evidence I've seen so far from our side, they have a very good chance of being successful. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8) 111
It's amazing that Spencer Pratt, who everybody thought was a monumental douchebag, has a chance of being elected LA's mayor.
"Monumental douchebag" >> "incompetent commie" every time. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (vTZFs) 112
REMIGRATION
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) Or as it used to be known INVASION Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) I thought it meant RETREAT Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (EcHpA) 113
Yeah, remigration is invasion in reverse
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (J4Dwc) 114
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
/i] Probably no. The one possibility would be they keep the fraud machine low because they aren't worried and Pratt appeals enough to a bunch of low propensity voters to squeak out a win. I do expect win or lose for their to be a spike in people being told they already voted by mail when they show up to vote in person Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (sKqQm) 115
From the evidence I've seen so far from our side, they have a very good chance of being successful.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew I'm sure the Gatlin Boys thought much the same until Tommy stopped and locked the door. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (QV+TG) 116
I saw Monumental Douchebag open for Ugly Mustard at The Curtain Club in '99.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1) 117
INVASION
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) You whiffed it. "remigration" means "send all those invaders home" and is badthink in the UK Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR) 118
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
They murdered one of the right's top pundits and took three shots at the president and the right did NOTHING in response. Hell, we didn't even arrest the people planning, funding, and organizing these attempts... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1) 120
Reposted because I thought it was darkly humerous.
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people' When did she condemn the Dems for putting a target on the entire VA Supreme Court? Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t) 121
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR)
I thought you were educating about a fancy new word they invented yesterday. Until I saw the replies. You can't blame me for thinking they were renaming it again. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:49 AM (QV+TG) 122
113 Yeah, remigration is invasion in reverse
Or, "outvasion" if you prefer Also, known as "gethefuckoutvasion" Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 11:50 AM (J4Dwc) 123
They murdered one of the right's top pundits and took three shots at the president and the right did NOTHING in response.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm) Yet! An insightful commenter here once commented that the left uses violence as a weapon, escalating and de-escalating to get what they want. Conservatives with jobs and families have a binary option. Deep breath and try to peacefully change things, deep breath and try to peacefully change things. Or kill them all. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 11:51 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (yKrqJ) 125
Every inch of land on Earth was 'stolen' at one point or another.
Posted by: Sponge Not in Antarctica. We are vigilant. -- Big Penguin Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (77rzZ) 126
In response to the Spencer Pratt ad….hoy boy. USA Carries The Torch @CluebatMaximus · 4m Deepfake. You see? This is what Democrats have been warning you about, and you refused to believe it. AI is not simply a harmless novelty, it is actively being used to destroy our democracy. Stop deepfakes and vote Democrat Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (OoFl2) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0273 seconds. |
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