Democrat Whistleblower Claims that Adam Schiff Ordered His Staff to Illegally Leak Classified Information In Order to Rig an Indictment Against Trump

Adam Schiff, I assume, has been quizzed about this before.

And I assume he lied to federal investigators when he was asked.

That's obstruction of justice.

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🚨 ADAM SCHIFF'S FELONY CONFESSED BY HIS OWN DEMOCRATIC STAFF: Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump -- 10+ Years in Prison or Just Another Swamp Pass?
Declassified FBI 302s -- released by Director Kash Patel -- expose a Democratic whistleblower (a 10+ year House Intelligence Committee veteran) who warned agents in 2017 and 2023: then-Rep. Schiff convened staff and explicitly authorized leaks of classified intelligence derogatory to President Trump. The explicit aim? To manufacture material "to indict" a sitting President during the now-discredited Russiagate probe.
This was no rogue staffer. It was the ranking member -- later chairman -- of the very committee entrusted with our nation's most sensitive secrets, plotting in open conference to weaponize them against the Executive Branch. A fellow Democrat called it "illegal, unethical, and treasonous."
Professor Jonathan Turley captured the constitutional horror: "a truly chilling account... perfectly moronic to commit such a felony with a planning conference meeting with staff." Under 18 U.S.C. § 798, unauthorized disclosure of classified information carries up to 10 years or more per count. "Someone," Turley rightly declared, "is a felon."
The Framers designed the Intelligence Committee to defend the Republic from foreign threats and domestic overreach -- not to serve as a partisan Star Chamber. Schiff's alleged scheme was not oversight; it was subversion, the precise factional cancer the Constitution was written to excise. While he sermonized about "threats to democracy," he allegedly orchestrated one from within its most sensitive chamber.
President Trump has torn back the curtain. The rule of law is not optional. Equal justice is not partisan. The same statutes that bind the rest of us must now bind the self-anointed high priest of the Russia hoax.
America is watching. History is recording. Accountability cannot wait.

This researcher says that Eric Swalwell was part of the illegal leaking conspiracy as well:

Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell conspired to leak classified, and falsified, information that I was a Russian Spy who had an affair with President Trump's National Security Advisor General Flynn.

The goal was to impeach President Trump. The motive: Schiff didn't get the CIA… https://t.co/FYwa5Uwz9x pic.twitter.com/WtSs716Ihu
— Svetlana Lokhova (@RealSLokhova) May 10, 2026

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump posts revelation that Adam Schiff criminally LEAKED classified information to target Trump while on the Intel Committee

It’s a FELONY.

Lock him up!

TURLEY: “This is a truly chilling account, if true. Now, when I first read it, frankly, I was… pic.twitter.com/DD7uASU8GV
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 12, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 I really think that FL grand jury's indictments are gonna be...interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:21 PM (tXqCv)

2 Obstruction of justice is just the beginning of the crimes committed by Shift for Brains.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2026 01:22 PM (xvV+O)

3 ADAM SCHIFF'S FELONY CONFESSED BY HIS OWN DEMOCRATIC STAFF: Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump -- 10+ Years in Prison or Just Another Swamp Pass?

Swamp pass. 100 quatloos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2026 01:22 PM (VN2np)

4 Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump -- 10+ Years in Prison or Just Another Swamp Pass?

To ask is to answer, innit?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

5 I'm shocked.

Eric Swalwell seems like such an upstanding guy.

Also, when did he have the time.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (Sco7b)

6
Shifty and Swallowell.

CA must be so proud.

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (3ek7K)

7 Lock up Schiff and Kelly both. Leavenworth 'em.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

8 Constitution being burned down ... "This is fine".

Tear back the curtain, then bring the hammer ... of responsibility.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (vbXSk)

9 That sounds illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (hQ92x)

10 Seriously, is anyone surprised?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (954tc)

11 NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!

Isn't that what Shift repeated ad nauseam?

Well we are waiting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (xvV+O)

12 I kinda feel like everyone already knew this...

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (954tc)

13 Was Schiff part of the Auto-pen pardon of anything he might have done?

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (53oGX)

14 durn, the content was so good I read it all--well, I guess better informed, than vie for first, lol (since I will never learn)

Posted by: barbarausa at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (enw9G)

15 Swalwell is getting his justified Karma. Shifty Schiff is next.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2026 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

16 13 Was Schiff part of the Auto-pen pardon of anything he might have done?
Posted by: Inogame
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Not for leaking. Don't think he was on the Jan 6th Committee.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

17 14 durn, the content was so good I read it all--well, I guess better informed, than vie for first, lol (since I will never learn)

Posted by: barbarausa at May 12, 2026 01:24 PM (enw9G)

But, did you catch the typo in the headline?

Proofreading is for pussies....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 12, 2026 01:26 PM (Sco7b)

18 I would love to add this toadish cocksucker's head to my wall. LOVE IT.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

19 They were prepared to throw away nearly 250 years of peaceful transitions of power for Hillary's turn and Obama's third term.

Hang the lot of them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv)

20 I hope Schiff can't weasel his way out of this one.

Posted by: museisluse at May 12, 2026 01:27 PM (YtyqX)

21 Schiff was pardoned. It is my belief that he himself operated bidet's autopen for his pardon.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

22 Shifty and Swallowell.

CA must be so proud.

Posted by: four seasons
......

We've got plenty more where they came from.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

23 Does not mean he did not commit moar crimes since then...

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

24 CNN is all over this.

J/k they’re not even mentioning it.

Posted by: Heroq at May 12, 2026 01:29 PM (f2WBH)

25 They had to leak classified information and impeach Trump based on lies because he was such a threat to democracy.

You stupids don't understand that because you didn't go to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2026 01:29 PM (MtSIY)

26 Schiff was pardoned. It is my belief that he himself operated bidet's autopen for his pardon.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

More than for just the January 6 hearings?

>>>President Joe Biden Monday pardoned Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif.,, in connections with Schiff’s work on the January 6 committee

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv)

27 ADAM SCHIFF'S FELONY CONFESSED BY HIS OWN DEMOCRATIC STAFF: Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump
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To look at this objectively, I'd have to say that someone in Schiff's staff realized that he/she was sitting in the "Patsy Seat", and has taken positive steps to resolve the situation.

Posted by: Orson at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (dIske)

28 Shifty and Swallowell.

CA must be so proud.

Posted by: four season
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Trust me they are. Very proud.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (xvV+O)

29 No one mentions ....

Kelly is safe because to prosecute him would be an admission that what he said was actual classified information.

This is a dilemma. If they go after him, it makes what he did worse. So they just say "he is full of shit" and he gets away with it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (jnIP3)

30 A fellow Democrat called it "illegal, unethical, and treasonous."
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They left off the rest of the quote which was,

"... and I am HERE for it, bay-bee!! 😜 🎊 👍🏻🍰🍾 "

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (BwrBR)

31
...and "Nothing Will Happen" guy still has no comment.

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (Y8DZL)

32 > I really think that FL grand jury's indictments are gonna be...interesting.
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Agree.

But...

I'm not getting my panties in wad just yet. Indictments are one thing. Convictions are quite another. And the DoJ's record on the latter is.... wanting.

Any word on Bolton's indictment? The Minneapolis church terrorists? Comey's latest? Etc, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (jehhT)

33 Schiff needs a reconning
By any means necessary

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (61TgR)

34 Remember Scooter Libby went to jail for being the 4th person to confirm Joe Wilson's wife was the one that sent him on his mission.

The argument being ANY politically motivated leak of Nat Sec info is a serious crime...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

35 I kinda feel like everyone already knew this...

Well, there's "knew¹" like we all knew about COVID and Obamacare and a bunch of other stuff and then there's "knew²" as in documented facts. Which may or may not change what anyone knows¹ about anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (vTZFs)

36 Hopefully Jim Jordan will dig into this right away.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

37 33 Schiff needs a reconning
By any means necessary
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (61TgR)

I've got binoculars!

Posted by: There he is! at May 12, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

38 Schiff needs a reconning
By any means necessary

Posted by: melodicmetal
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Like a Luigi type of reckoning?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2026 01:32 PM (xvV+O)

39
Well, there's "knew¹" like we all knew about COVID and Obamacare and a bunch of other stuff and then there's "knew²" as in documented facts. Which may or may not change what anyone knows¹ about anything.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (vTZFs)

Ooooooo, you and your fancy superscripts. Mr. onepercenter over here.

Posted by: Conspicuous consumption. How nouveau riche. at May 12, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

40 I'll tell you what, Trey Gowdy must be the most shocked person in the world right now.

Just now, for the first time, he is learning all of this information, which was presented in committee hearings he attended.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2026 01:33 PM (MtSIY)

41 32 Agree.

But...

I'm not getting my panties in wad just yet. Indictments are one thing. Convictions are quite another. And the DoJ's record on the latter is.... wanting.

Any word on Bolton's indictment? The Minneapolis church terrorists? Comey's latest? Etc, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (jehhT)

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The main issue is getting indictments, actually. Grand juries in DC just throw everything out.

Once they actually go to trial, this DOJ actually has a pretty good record. Unless some judge in Minnesota says that the jury got it wrong and no punishment.

But this is North Florida, not Minnesota or DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:33 PM (tXqCv)

42 Kelly is safe because to prosecute him would be an admission that what he said was actual classified information.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Haven't they already admitted that, though.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 01:33 PM (77rzZ)

43 So who replaced Lizard Cheney as the world's most sensible Republican?

Because she replaced Romney. Remember?

Is there anyone? I thought they would try it with Pence but he is such a fucking weak sister I don't think he can even pull 'fey backstabbing bitch' off."

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:34 PM (BwrBR)

44 Today is bring your dog to the Senate Day! My Fluffy will win the Costume Contest.

Posted by: John Thune at May 12, 2026 01:34 PM (wGerL)

45 Swamp pass.

In those days everyone was fram8ng Trump.

Posted by: Operator Error at May 12, 2026 01:34 PM (dJ8F3)

46 So who replaced Lizard Cheney as the world's most sensible Republican?

Because she replaced Romney. Remember?

Is there anyone? I thought they would try it with Pence but he is such a fucking weak sister I don't think he can even pull 'fey backstabbing bitch' off."

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:34 PM (BwrBR)

Thune? Massie?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

47 "The Framers"??????

The intel committees were created in the 1970s following the Church commission inquiry. Jeebus.

It's a special kind of disgust and amazement one has, if one were familiar with how they operated up until recent times, seeing the crude partisan corruption (well, all Dem) and abuses that now seem the norm.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2026 01:35 PM (U/Byj)

48
Whose bug-eyed stare will prevail -- Patel's or Schiff's?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 01:35 PM (biznJ)

49 40 I'll tell you what, Trey Gowdy must be the most shocked person in the world right now.

Just now, for the first time, he is learning all of this information, which was presented in committee hearings he attended.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2026 01:33 PM (MtSIY)

======

It was more important to throw out a new hair style, act tough, and do nothing to defend his voters' choice for president than it was to get on Paul Ryan's bad side by saying the entire Russian collusion nonsense was nonsense.

How was he going to defend his post-Congress career if he did that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:35 PM (tXqCv)

50 Meh. I'm not holding my breast.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:35 PM (frwQN)

51 another reason dems will do anything to take back the house of reps. worse for schifty if the repubs add to their senate majority. maybe president kamala will pardon him in 2029

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 12, 2026 01:36 PM (CWTWj)

52 Haven't they already admitted that, though.
Posted by: Bulg

I'm not sure. I only saw the Hegseth quote that "he's wrong" or something like that. Not prosecuting leaves doubt anyway.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 12, 2026 01:36 PM (jnIP3)

53 Meh. I'm not holding my breast.

Over/under on how many comments generated by a simple typo?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:36 PM (vTZFs)

54
Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump -- 10+ Years in Prison or Just Another Swamp Pass?

I wouldn't be surprised that Schifffff will scream that the FBI 302s are unreliable perjury traps. Because they are. They're antiquated forms based exclusively on an agent's written notes, with MANDATORY bans on video or audio recording witness/suspect interviews, according to FBI guidelines.

If he gets the Swamp Ass, I'd love to see it cited to FINALLY get the FBI JBTs to use proper audio/video recordings in their cases and take away this most pernicious means of gleefully wiping their ass with The Constitution.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2026 01:36 PM (y9nCu)

55 Well, there's "knew¹" like we all knew about COVID and Obamacare and a bunch of other stuff and then there's "knew²" as in documented facts. Which may or may not change what anyone knows¹ about anything.

That reminds me...

I remember during COVIDmania when the government mandated people take the clot shot to "stop the spread" because you didn't want to kill granny.

And then a little while later the FNM/government started claiming that NO ONE ever said the clot shot stopped or even slowed the spread it was just to make you got less sick when you did get COVID

BUT

They still left in the rules requiring people to get the clot shot on the grounds that it would stop the spread.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

56 What makes you think it was a typo?

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (frwQN)

57 Remember Scooter Libby went to jail for being the 4th person to confirm Joe Wilson's wife was the one that sent him on his mission.

The argument being ANY politically motivated leak of Nat Sec info is a serious crime...
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That is still an Article of Known Truth on the left, that he "leaked the name of a CIA operative."

None of them know or will ever accept that everyone knew who she was and that she was nothing but a desk jockey in Foggy Bottom.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (MtSIY)

58 Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:35 PM (frwQN)

They're man boobs.

Posted by: John Thune at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (wGerL)

59 Hillary was going to make him head of CIA? What kind of person would Hillary need for a position like that? You'd have to be some kind of oozing simulacrum of a hind tit cenobite looking refugee from the handicapped section of a Bondage party. With a pencil neck.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (w/O5Q)

60 No not Luigi style

I mean prison

But I'd settle for one of homeless crazies he created to enrich his culture

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 12, 2026 01:37 PM (61TgR)

61 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv)

Or was it to stop someone not of the body from getting too close to the cerebral cortex?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:38 PM (BwrBR)

62 There has to deviance in his life. There is no way that bug-eyed creep is not a pervert.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2026 01:38 PM (DuY/7)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (IXZGh)

64 It was pretty obvious from day one.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (Vh9CX)

65 Ace, you got any crow updates? I didn't see one yesterday. Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

66 They're antiquated forms based exclusively on an agent's written notes, with MANDATORY bans on video or audio recording witness/suspect interviews, according to FBI guidelines.

Changing that policy and announcing it loudly might be the single greatest thing Kash could do to restore the reputation of the FBI.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (vTZFs)

67 Kelly is safe because to prosecute him would be an admission that what he said was actual classified information.

They could claim that the information is false and was classified in order to find a leaker. No one would believe it but the information is already out there so protecting it matters less.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (ExV1e)

68 "The evidence against this president is overwhelming."

Hang this mutherf*cker. By the neck. Until dead.

ENOUGH.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (IXZGh)

69 It would be awesome for Schiff to be jailed.
Then Newsom could appoint.... Katie Porter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

70
I Schiff a "catcher" kind of catamite?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it may make a difference in prison.

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2026 01:40 PM (Y8DZL)

71 Is fd a 'Ron or an 'Ette?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

72 It's never too late for their biographies to include "died in prison".

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 12, 2026 01:40 PM (6so3e)

73 What makes you think it was a typo?
Posted by: fd

* bows deeply *

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:40 PM (vTZFs)

74 Thune? Massie?

Occasionally Massie says tactical things the left really likes but strategically/philosophically they still HATE him.

Thune is saving their bacon with the SAVE Act but they can't praise a Republican leader who doesn't generally make waves with Trump.

So their favorite Rep now is probably Raffensperger

Though I do miss the moment when it was Dick Cheney. Genocidal war criminal Cheney who help Chimpy McBushHitler murder millions of peaceful Muslims. That guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

75 Didn't Flynn go to jail? Pretty sure I'd be suing everybody and their grandmother.

Posted by: pahound at May 12, 2026 01:41 PM (jvxI2)

76 There has to deviance in his life. There is no way that bug-eyed creep is not a pervert.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2026 01:38 PM (DuY/7)

I feel so judged right now

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:41 PM (BwrBR)

77 Meh. I'm not holding my breast.

Over/under on how many comments generated by a simple typo?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 01:36 PM (vTZFs)

The question is moob.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

78 Come on! It's a little leaked info! You people are acting like I've gotten away with murder.

Which i have on another matter, of course, but thanks for staying quiet, Ed Buck.

Posted by: Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff at May 12, 2026 01:41 PM (0e5Te)

79 If those two nasties end up in prison, I will celebrate.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (VFung)

80 Democrats are above the law.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (VAqn7)

81
The argument being ANY politically motivated leak of Nat Sec info is a serious crime...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

Only if a member of a Republican staff does it, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (IXZGh)

82 I won't be happy until jailings, trials, and executions of traitors happens. Yeah, Yeah, I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

83 80 Democrats are above the law.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (VAqn7)

They are to the side of of the law, below, behind and in front of the law as well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

84 Sometimes you see something super[sup]special[/sup].

Posted by: [/sup]I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

85 Adam Schiff's early life section. What a coincidence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (hQ92x)

86 This is when Massie starts yelling Epstein and Tuqatar Cuckson starts talking UFO's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (VAqn7)

87 Democrats are above the law.

One of the interesting things to see is the Trump admin starting to move against Dem criminals in a way we haven't seen since the 1980s. And here I mean tradition crimes like this Lucas woman.

But Shrub did jack shit about Dem crime...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

88 Well, not that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

89 It would be awesome for Schiff to be jailed.
Then Newsom could appoint.... Katie Porter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

Fine. It's California. I have but few f*cks to give, and I can't spare any currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (IXZGh)

90 'Is fd a 'Ron or an 'Ette?
Posted by: Bulg "

Yes!

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (frwQN)

91 How many times did this little fag announce that "no one is above the law". They were laughing at us.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (BwrBR)

92 Where's the boys who made a career out of Watergate which turns out to be a tip-toe through the tulips next to this huge crime. Hey Woodward and Bernstein? Care to take a crack at this you partisan hacks?

Posted by: Cheri at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

93 He needs to be wrapped up like a cinch bug and have his head rammed up his own ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (DuY/7)

94 89 It would be awesome for Schiff to be jailed.
Then Newsom could appoint.... Katie Porter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ)

Fine. It's California. I have but few f*cks to give, and I can't spare any currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:43 PM (IXZGh)

Kalifornia is what happens when socialist dysfunction infects a state to its highest office...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2026 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

95 Schiff's neck isn't long and slender enough. The DoJ should offer to correct that.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 01:45 PM (9/mqv)

96 oh. gosh. what a shock.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 12, 2026 01:45 PM (VyBeY)

97 “Reconning” - do you mean retconning: like changing Spiderman’s origin story in a comic book?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 01:46 PM (qgNn3)

98 'Is fd a 'Ron or an 'Ette?
Posted by: Bulg "

Yes!
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (frwQN)

Woah......I got the complete wrong impression at the TxMoMe last year.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

99 Where's the boys who made a career out of Watergate which turns out to be a tip-toe through the tulips next to this huge crime. Hey Woodward and Bernstein? Care to take a crack at this you partisan hacks?

The final reveal that "Deep Throat" was Mark Felt and he did it because he was mad about not getting a promotion is really the perfect ending to all the Watergate mythology.

Oh and the burglars went in to tape the Dem leaders setting up a brothel service so it really was the perfect intro to the story too...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

100 But Shrub did jack shit about Dem crime...
Posted by: 18-1

Did nothing to prevent illegals either. And engaged in a long pointless war of occupation in Iraq. In other words, he was a liberal Republican. He fiddled while the country burned and accused his won voters of being racists when they hated on his nepot Supreme Court nomination and his amnesty.

Heckuva job Jorge Arbusto.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (E4rtv)

101 His eyes need to be scooped out with a melon baller.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (DuY/7)

102 80 Democrats are above the law.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Can't believe it's been almost 40 years since Seagal did that.

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (Y8DZL)

103
>>Schiff didn't get the CIA Director role that Hillary promised him if she won.

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Chills within chills. We were talking last thread about whether Hillary would have been worse than Obama if he hadn't swept in to Take What Was His in 2008. The thought of CIA Director Schiff...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (XJ22o)

104
Maybe they'll share a cell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (HdYcL)

105 Marty Makary is resigning as FDA commissioner

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (NpAcC)

106 95 Schiff's neck isn't long and slender enough. The DoJ should offer to correct that.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Impalement is cheap and environmentally friendly.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

107 Key word: Treasonous

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (RIvkX)

108 Mississippi can go forward with redistricting after 5th circuit decision. Bye-bye Bennie Thompson of 1/6 committee fame

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (gu0hJ)

109 103 Chills within chills. We were talking last thread about whether Hillary would have been worse than Obama if he hadn't swept in to Take What Was His in 2008. The thought of CIA Director Schiff...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (XJ22o)

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2009: Deep personal corruption while selling out the country to China vs. Racial unrest, deep organizational corruption, while selling out the country to China AND Iran.

Let's be honest, Hillary would have been less bad than Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (tXqCv)

110 How many times did this little fag announce that "no one is above the law". They were laughing at us.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (BwrBR)

EVERYTHING they accuse the right of doing they're doing 10fold. 10 f*cking fold.

No one is above the law is because they're breaking every law and have the media carrying their water and only look into one side of the equation.

We're so f*cking corrupt, it's ridiculously embarrassing.

I have nothing but sorrow for those that have made the ultimate sacrifice for this country only to have it turn into such a corrupt shithole, 3rd world dictators blush.

MuthaF*CK...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)

111
Key word: Treasonous

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (RIvkX)

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Treason or sedition?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (HdYcL)

112 And engaged in a long pointless war of occupation in Iraq

I still hold that if early on in the war Shrub had leveled Tikrit there would have been no "resistance".

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

113 Schiff is a made man in good standing. He committed every crime he committed on the orders and for the benefit of the Party. He's a good soldier, so of course he'll get a pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (BI5O2)

114 So their favorite Rep now is probably Raffensperger

Posted by: 18-1
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You made a typo. It is Ratshitbugger.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

115 A guillotine blade would go through Schiff 's skinny neck like a hot knife through butter. Hmmm , butter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (gu0hJ)

116 Speaking of breasts, Sydney Sweeny is making news again, via Insty.

Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (Q+gd/)

117 113 Schiff is a made man in good standing. He committed every crime he committed on the orders and for the benefit of the Party. He's a good soldier, so of course he'll get a pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (BI5O2)

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So was Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (tXqCv)

118 Ok but what about Hillary and THEN Obama? Yikes.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (BwrBR)

119 Chances that anything will happen to pencil neck?
Nah, he gets the Deep State pass.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (Oq/TM)

120
Let's be honest, Hillary would have been less bad than Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (tXqCv)

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Obama played with his NCAA brackets and checked boxes on lists his staff prepared. Hillary would have been passed out from box wine and checking boxes on lists her staff prepared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (HdYcL)

121 118 Ok but what about Hillary and THEN Obama? Yikes.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (BwrBR)

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Not addressing the question, but...

I don't think Hillary would have done Fast and Furious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (tXqCv)

122 I wonder if I will live to see actual indictments, trials, convictions and imprisonment of corrupt leftists for treason, fraud and corruption.

I'm afraid I already know the answer...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (wtvvX)

123 34 Remember Scooter Libby went to jail for being the 4th person to confirm Joe Wilson's wife was the one that sent him on his mission.

The argument being ANY politically motivated leak of Nat Sec info is a serious crime...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

I thought Libby was convicted for "lying" when he said he didn't recall mentioning Joe Wilson's wife.

Posted by: Inogame at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (53oGX)

124 120 Obama played with his NCAA brackets and checked boxes on lists his staff prepared. Hillary would have been passed out from box wine and checking boxes on lists her staff prepared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (HdYcL)

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Hillary's staff from Arkansas > Obama's staff from Chicago + the Beer Summit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (tXqCv)

125 36 Hopefully Jim Jordan will dig into this right away.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

His is so excited to dig that his staff is discreetly asking around where Obama got those dress shirts with the sleaves pinned in the rolled-up position. It took the go-getter action-man look into sleek executive territory!

Posted by: SciVo at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (Sy6m/)

126 I suspect Hillary would still be President if she won in 2008. She has all the worst qualities of both Marius and Sulla.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (BI5O2)

127 Everyone's a made man until they're not useful anymore.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (DX6/U)

128 I still hold that if early on in the war Shrub had leveled Tikrit there would have been no "resistance".
Posted by: 18-1
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We should have decapitated his regime Maduro style and left the Sunnis in charge of that shithole.

Wilsonian crap led to Iranian financed and armed militias killing a bunch of our guys and the Sunnis joining in as they had been all fired and let go from the Army. Obama threw away what meager benefits we got from Iraq with rejecting the Status of Forces so it became annexed by Iran.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)

129 Yes!
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 01:44 PM (frwQN)

Woah......I got the complete wrong impression at the TxMoMe last year.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 12, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

Note the Q in xer hash.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv)

130
Kelly is safe because to prosecute him would be an admission that what he said was actual classified information.

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This sounds like a salvation for literally everyone who leaks classified into.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 01:53 PM (XJ22o)

131 115 A guillotine blade would go through Schiff 's skinny neck like a hot knife through butter. Hmmm , butter
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Too quick and painless. At least consider the gibbet.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

132 Schiff's neck isn't long and slender enough. The DoJ should offer to correct that.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Impalement is cheap and environmentally friendly.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

He might like that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 12, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

133 So was Eric Swalwell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:50 PM (tXqCv)

I heard he was told in no uncertain terms to get out of the race, and refused. That's not good soldiering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 01:54 PM (BI5O2)

134
He's a good soldier, so of course he'll get a pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 01:49 PM (BI5O2)

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Take it to Paulie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 01:54 PM (HdYcL)

135 Everyone's a made man until they're not useful anymore.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 12, 2026 01:52 PM (DX6/U)
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Joe Pesci at May 12, 2026 01:55 PM (RIvkX)

136 He might like that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Perhaps the first few inches, the rest of it, not so much. Put up Ed Buck right next to him on another pole.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

137 I don't think Hillary would have done Fast and Furious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 01:51 PM (tXqCv)

Comparing levels of Democrat perfidy is like choosing shades of off white paint. I mean, eggshell, moonbeam or bisque, who knows.

The biggest thing the Left got out of Obama was weaponizing blacks and inventing a race war whole cloth. The effect on our culture has been brutal. But then look at the "me too" stuff - the engineered male female divide has sucked too. So now we got both.

As for the difference between the Obama Commies and the Clinton Commies it would SEEM the Obama ones are worse. Also they had someone purportedly likeable with Obama where no one on earth likes or respects that cunt.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 01:57 PM (BwrBR)

138 Nothing
Will
Happen

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 01:58 PM (W2Pud)

139 137 I don't think Hillary would have done Fast and Furious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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On the other hand, Arkancides would be nation wide. Along with Shot While Trying to Escape.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:59 PM (E4rtv)

140 Prosecute and punish these poltroons.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2026 02:00 PM (rJ48h)

141
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first.

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)

142 Schiff walking around says a lot about the GOP.

Posted by: connected and litigious at May 12, 2026 02:00 PM (cS1cw)

143 Avennati was a similar guy to Swalwell. They told him to drop his Presidential campaign and he refused. Look at him now.

Most of these Democrats aren't so retarded as him or Swalwell. Schiff will be fine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

144 Who pooed in my hand??

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at May 12, 2026 02:01 PM (DX6/U)

145 What exactly happened at The Standard Hotel?

Posted by: Reforger at May 12, 2026 02:02 PM (ZFqKB)

146 There are kings and kingmakers within the DNC ranks. You are better off being a kingmaker.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2026 02:02 PM (BwrBR)

147 Avenatti actually had a campaign? I thought there was just Dem chatter about running him. I don't remember anything ever getting off the ground, though.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

148 1. Conspire to commit a coup
2. Commit perjury
3. Get elected senator from California!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 02:04 PM (RIvkX)

149
I don't think Hillary would have done Fast and Furious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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She was SecState and she had authority over weapons crossing the border. If she had an ounce of integrity, she would have demanded answers from BATF and Eric Holder and been a general nightmare for the Odministration over this matter.

So she was content to be complicit in F&F.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 02:04 PM (XJ22o)

150 OT: Virginia's Attorney General, Jay Jones, was so eager to get his office's opinion on the SCOVA ruling on the street that he ISSUED IT ON JASON MIARES'S LETTERHEAD!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 12, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)

151 There are kings and kingmakers within the DNC ranks. You are better off being a kingmaker.
Posted by: ...

Yeah, about that...
-- Richard Neville, 16th Earl of Warwick

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:06 PM (77rzZ)

152 150 OT: Virginia's Attorney General, Jay Jones, was so eager to get his office's opinion on the SCOVA ruling on the street that he ISSUED IT ON JASON MIARES'S LETTERHEAD!
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Maybe that homicidal retard doesn't even have his own letterhead. Getting new letterhead would be work and shieeeeeet.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 12, 2026 02:06 PM (Dg7ng)

153
Shrub also let the regulatory state run wild during his administration; EPA, CPSC and all the letter agencies killed small and medium business with relish.

Posted by: Auspex at May 12, 2026 02:06 PM (Y8DZL)

154 What exactly happened at The Standard Hotel?

Posted by: Reforger at May 12, 2026 02:02 PM (ZFqKB)

Kash Patel was there to attend the funeral of a close friend.

So the left showed up to ruin it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 12, 2026 02:06 PM (iNUL3)

155 Ayuh, know what I been sayin' about wicked retahds?
Jay Jones. Retahd.
Serious-hat, on: Trump needs to yank Arlington and Alexandria back into DC.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 02:07 PM (DX6/U)

156 Did nothing to prevent illegals either. And engaged in a long pointless war of occupation in Iraq. In other words, he was a liberal Republican. He fiddled while the country burned and accused his won voters of being racists when they hated on his nepot Supreme Court nomination and his amnesty.

Heckuva job Jorge Arbusto.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 01:47 PM (E4rtv)

And yet he was also literally Hitler, and about whom the left had full on assassination fantasies, including a "what if" film depicting his murder.

Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at May 12, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

157 OT: Virginia's Attorney General, Jay Jones, was so eager to get his office's opinion on the SCOVA ruling on the street that he ISSUED IT ON JASON MIARES'S LETTERHEAD!
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Maybe that homicidal retard doesn't even have his own letterhead. Getting new letterhead would be work and shieeeeeet.
Posted by: the lower depths at May 12, 2026 02:06 PM (Dg7ng)

Jay Jones: I gots people who'll kill your kids and I'll never prosecute them. Also, Attorney General for the racist state of Vigina.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

158 Shifty Schiff is a full on feloneous traitor!

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2026 02:10 PM (lCppi)

159 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at May 12, 2026 02:11 PM (2Ez/1)

160 Avenatti actually had a campaign? I thought there was just Dem chatter about running him. I don't remember anything ever getting off the ground, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

It was before the primary campaign, but he had announced he would run. He was told no, and he ignored them. Now he's in the clink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2026 02:11 PM (BI5O2)

161 Jay Jones - overpromoted retard.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2026 02:13 PM (rJ48h)

162 161 Jay Jones - overpromoted retard.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2026 02:13 PM (rJ48h)

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"With bloodlust!"
-AWFLs of Arlington, juicing up their panties

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:14 PM (tXqCv)

163 Jay Jones - overpromoted retard.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 12, 2026 02:13 PM (rJ48h)

Dont forget vicious, stupid and evil.

Perfect commie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

164 A Georgia Senate Committee that spent the last two years investigating Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has moved on to Stacey Abrams.

The committee issued a subpoena for Abrams to testify at a Friday hearing. It’s investigating campaign finance violations by two groups founded by Abrams.

Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

165 OT: Virginia's Attorney General, Jay Jones, was so eager to get his office's opinion on the SCOVA ruling on the street that he ISSUED IT ON JASON MIARES'S LETTERHEAD!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 12, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3)
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The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

166 "With bloodlust!"
-AWFLs of Arlington, juicing up their panties
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:14 PM (tXqCv)

You all right, man? Your quips have been getting edgier and more snide lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

167 So did they bring back the firing squad because Schiff's neck is to pencil-y to hang?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (jnIP3)

168 165 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

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And submitted to the SCOTUS while actually appealing to SCOVA in the text of the document.

If upper class Democrat lawyers had shame, they'd feel it now.

But they don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (tXqCv)

169 27 ADAM SCHIFF'S FELONY CONFESSED BY HIS OWN DEMOCRATIC STAFF: Leaked Classified Secrets to Frame Trump
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To look at this objectively, I'd have to say that someone in Schiff's staff realized that he/she was sitting in the "Patsy Seat", and has taken positive steps to resolve the situation.

Posted by: Orson at May 12, 2026 01:30 PM (dIske

Kash Patel has had a conversations with some people like Harvey keitel said to nic cage at the end of national treasure. "Someone's got to go to jail".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (aOUkB)

170 166 "With bloodlust!"
-AWFLs of Arlington, juicing up their panties
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:14 PM (tXqCv)

You all right, man? Your quips have been getting edgier and more snide lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

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YouTube made me cut out 40 seconds of my newest video!

Grrr...

*goes back to getting that online*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (tXqCv)

171 Ammobium Nitrate shortage incoming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (hQ92x)

172 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

They don't have a template for case captions? One that would already have the state's properly spelled name already in it?

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

173 6
Shifty and Swallowell.

CA must be so proud.

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (3ek7K)

Nanzi must also be proud, partially. Both Shifty and Swallowell are attack-dogs she picked, mentored, and set-loose on Trump and everyone who voted for him. She almost got what she wanted out of them. Almost. Trump is back in the White House and seeking justice and revenge. Nanzi will not be tarnished; she is a Made Democrat. Yet I enjoy thinking how red hot angry she must be every minute of every day, about her and her attack-dogs' failure to finish-off Trump.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (5rh/l)

174 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

They misspelled "Senator" and "Attorney" as well. And - and this is great - they addressed their appeal to "The Supreme Court of Virginia."

Just fuckery all around.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (iNUL3)

175 Avenatti actually had a campaign? I thought there was just Dem chatter about running him. I don't remember anything ever getting off the ground, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Official campaign? No. But he went around the country, touring as a candidate, and raised campaign money through a PAC. I'm sure a hefty chunk of that money ended up in the pockets of whores and half-whores.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

176 YouTube made me cut out 40 seconds of my newest video!

Grrr...

*goes back to getting that online*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (tXqCv)

Dont turn i to the Quartering man. That ewetub whore will make you crazy chasing her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

177 168 165 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

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And submitted to the SCOTUS while actually appealing to SCOVA in the text of the document.

If upper class Democrat lawyers had shame, they'd feel it now.

But they don't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (tXqCv)

The AG of VA looks like the kind of kid who got by his classes using just in time googling, spell check and AI.

Prolly never proofed his own work product.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2026 02:19 PM (aOUkB)

178 Added a misspelling to the comp dictionary.

Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

179 Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

They misspelled "Senator" and "Attorney" as well. And - and this is great - they addressed their appeal to "The Supreme Court of Virginia."

Just fuckery all around.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

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We should be grateful they weren't using AI.
Or maybe they were, and this is a trick to hide that?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 12, 2026 02:19 PM (jnIP3)

180 This researcher says that Eric Swalwell was part of the illegal leaking conspiracy as well.

To maintain decorum and odor in the court, it's not leaking when you do it intentionally.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at May 12, 2026 02:19 PM (0sNs1)

181 166 "With bloodlust!"
-AWFLs of Arlington, juicing up their panties
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:14 PM (tXqCv)

You all right, man? Your quips have been getting edgier and more snide lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

Maybe but he ain't wrong.

Posted by: The basest of human behavior gets YOU GO GURRLLL at May 12, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

182 174 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

They misspelled "Senator" and "Attorney" as well. And - and this is great - they addressed their appeal to "The Supreme Court of Virginia."

Just fuckery all around.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (iNUL3)

Definitely not Top Men. Bottom-level DEI hires.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2026 02:20 PM (5rh/l)

183 Surprising...absolutely no one.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 12, 2026 02:20 PM (XMwZJ)

184 175 Avenatti actually had a campaign? I thought there was just Dem chatter about running him. I don't remember anything ever getting off the ground, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Official campaign? No. But he went around the country, touring as a candidate, and raised campaign money through a PAC. I'm sure a hefty chunk of that money ended up in the pockets of whores and half-whores.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:18 PM (iFT

Watching the cows on the view squeee at him was as far off the ground as he got.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2026 02:21 PM (aOUkB)

185
Some leaks smell. Ask Bribem

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 02:21 PM (3ek7K)

186 Nood -- no gas tax!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 12, 2026 02:21 PM (jnIP3)

187 You all right, man? Your quips have been getting edgier and more snide lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:16 PM

Snide is allowed here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

188 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 12, 2026 02:21 PM (NcvvS)

189 Schiff and Swalwell remind me of a joke about a dying priest.

The priest is dying, and calls Schiff and Swalwell to his bedside. They both say how honored they are that he called them. He responded that Jesus died between two thieves, and he wanted to do the same.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 02:22 PM (qx7Zg)

190 TJM doesn't have a regular outlet for his aggression since he buried the hatchet with Doof. So now it's just stochastic aggression on his part, against all and sundry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

191 Maybe but he ain't wrong.
Posted by: The basest of human behavior gets YOU GO GURRLLL at May 12, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

No, but recent events have made me more aware when the overall tone of people's comments change. I do not want people i like to spiral without calling them out.

You know, like if ace started to do nothing but talk about nailing bitches and hoes and not the shape of garrets ass, that would be a red flag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

192 Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 01:23 PM (3ek7K)

Nanzi must also be proud, partially. Both Shifty and Swallowell are attack-dogs she picked, mentored, and set-loose on Trump and everyone who voted for him. She almost got what she wanted out of them. Almost. Trump is back in the White House and seeking justice and revenge. Nanzi will not be tarnished; she is a Made Democrat. Yet I enjoy thinking how red hot angry she must be every minute of every day, about her and her attack-dogs' failure to finish-off Trump.

She really stepped on her own tit picking those to dicks.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2026 02:23 PM (aOUkB)

193
Hour,

Lol

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)

194 The idiot litigants in the court case also spelled "Virginia" wrong in the case caption in one of their court filings after they got fisted by the VA Supreme Court. Absolute retards.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

They don't have a template for case captions? One that would already have the state's properly spelled name already in it?
Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)
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Of course. And spell-check too. But these are the dumbest people on earth.

But ... true story: I was a baby lawyer at one of the most prestigious Big Firms in the country if not the world. Big case, billions at stake. It involved litigation against an entity with "public" in the title.

The associates more senior than me drafted a legal brief. Partners reviewed it. I happened to be in the partner's office at the time. I was involved in the case but not that brief. Partner says "Elric the Blade, we're about to file this brief, why don't you take a look."

After reading like two pages, I said "umm ... the brief says 'pubic' instead of 'public' ...." Yuge save.

So anyone can fuck up. But spellcheck woulda caught the "Virginia" misspellings. It didn't catch 'pubic' bc that's a word.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 12, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

195
Boy, that Fang Bang Banger has his fingers in a lot of shit.

Well, and other things

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2026 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

196 190 TJM doesn't have a regular outlet for his aggression since he buried the hatchet with Doof. So now it's just stochastic aggression on his part, against all and sundry.

Posted by: Bulg at May 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

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It's a fair court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:28 PM (tXqCv)

197 191 No, but recent events have made me more aware when the overall tone of people's comments change. I do not want people i like to spiral without calling them out.

You know, like if ace started to do nothing but talk about nailing bitches and hoes and not the shape of garrets ass, that would be a red flag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

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I'm fine. Really.

Thanks for the worry, but I'm good.

Life has reached a nice equilibrium after my job loss.

Constantly making YouTube videos is tiring, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 12, 2026 02:29 PM (tXqCv)

198 It’s times like this where I really miss Hugo the Chavez.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 02:29 PM (W2Pud)

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