Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for <i>Ten Years</i>, Double Downs on Endless Illegal Immigration, Calls Immigration Reformers "Dangerous" and Warns They Are Taking the UK Down a "Dark Path"

Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years, Double Downs on Endless Illegal Immigration, Calls Immigration Reformers "Dangerous" and Warns They Are Taking the UK Down a "Dark Path"

Keir Starmer: I want 10 years in No 10 and will fight my challengers

The prime minister sets out his project of 'renewal', which includes a scheme to open up Europe for young people, admits Labour needs to act on its election drubbing, and questions donations to Reform and Nigel Farage

Keir Starmer has said he wants a decade in Downing Street and will fight anyone who challenges him for the Labour leadership.
The prime minister described his government as a "10-year project of renewal". Asked whether he would definitely lead his party into the next general election and serve a full second term, he said: "Yes, I will."
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In his interview, Starmer also pledged to put Europe at the heart of his premiership.
He revealed that the government is close to agreeing the terms of a youth mobility scheme with the European Union.

Oh great, more Migrant Youths. Just what the UK voters were hoping for!

Under the plan, which is expected to be up and running by 2027, Britons under 30 will be able to live or work in the EU. Young Europeans will also be allowed to come to the UK, with the number capped at "tens of thousands" a year. The new "youth experience visa" is set to give 18 to 30-year-olds the right to base themselves abroad for two to three years.
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But the prime minister said a deal would be unveiled before the summer. "Brexit has held back our young people," he said. "They should be free to work, study, travel in European countries, just as I was able to when I was growing up. That has been snatched away from young people because of Brexit. I'm not going to let Brexit stand in the way of their opportunities."

Note that Queer Starmer pretended to favor Brexit in order to Con the Conservative Rubes -- pissed off by the "Conservatives'" unwillingness to ever honor the "exit" part of Brexit -- into voting for him.

Three Labour MPs have resigned and 55 Labour MPs have called for Starmer's resignation or at least a timeline for his departure.

He's refusing.

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But the Labour leader was defiant in response to calls for him to quit and made clear he would not stand aside if MPs triggered a leadership contest. "I'm not going to walk away from the job I was elected to do in July 2024," he said. "I'm not going to plunge the country into chaos."

Starmer is also vowing that the Fake Conservative Party plunged the UK into "chaos" by repeatedly tossing out unpopular PMs, and says that Labour must not do that.

That is, Labour must keep him and his Sketch Foreign Male Model Entaglements at No. 10 Dowining Street.

Ministerial aides are resigning to pressure him to resign:

That was followed by a near constant soundtrack of Labour MPs, one after another, publicly calling for him to go, sooner or later.
And by teatime, the most significant of those - the resignation of ministerial aides, from the lowest rung of the government - saying they too had lost faith in their leader.
One of them, Joe Morris, was the parliamentary private secretary to Wes Streeting, the Health Secretary not short of prime ministerial ambition. What might Streeting do next?
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Naushabah Khan says she has resigned as parliamentary private secretary (PPS) to the Cabinet Office as she calls for new Labour leadership.
Khan, who is MP for Gillingham and Rainham, says she has always put her constituents interests first, and that is why she has made the "difficult decision to resign".
"We need a clear change of direction now and no game playing," she says, adding that a Labour government "can and will rise to meet the moment if we act now".
"I am calling for new leadership, so that we can rebuild trust and deliver the better future that the British people voted for," she writes.
Starmer 'no longer has trust of the public,' says ministerial aide Joe
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As Labour MPs call for Starmer to go, there is a feeling of momentum that the pace is quickening, that more and more names are being made public.
There is plenty of talk here tonight that there is plenty more to follow.
So, 55 Labour MPs and counting saying the prime minister should go or set a timetable to go.
If that number continues to remorselessly tick up, as it has been doing in the last few minutes and hours, it won't be sustainable in all likelihood.
There will be demands for the prime minister to say something, do something and respond to a party that increasingly is in open revolt.

Starmer insists he must remain PM to safeguard the "diverse" country Labour (and the treacherous Tories) have created, against the wishes of native Britons.

And like clock work, Starmer deploys the same strategy that has been the fundamental cause of Labour's downfall from the start. He blames the British public for noticing their country turning into something unrecognisable. He says "I don't think that's British" to question "this… pic.twitter.com/b20Xi7zGYG
— Connie Shaw (@_ConnieShaw) May 11, 2026

🚨 Keir Starmer just attacked British people who notice their country changing.

He claimed questioning mass diversity and its consequences is “not British.”

Instead of listening to voters after the local election disaster, he doubles down and blames the public.

This is why… pic.twitter.com/E5lJWtyp6c
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) May 11, 2026

The lying rat that is @Keir_Starmer has just gave a speech following hundreds of his own party demanding he resign

During it, he openly admitted he's banning anyone from entering the UK for our Unite The Kingdom and the West rally.

This is including American citizens, he lied… pic.twitter.com/mGFMLKyyTE
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) May 11, 2026

He also brags about refusing entry into the country to anyone who speaks against his replacement agenda:

I’ll wear being called a “far-right agitator” by @Keir_Starmer for opposing diversity as a badge of honor.

Ban me from the UK all you want; I will continue to oppose you and your diversity until the end of time. pic.twitter.com/q1i97Cotow
— Eva Vlaardingerbroek (@EvaVlaar) May 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:28 PM

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1 When a thousand souls rise from the sea,
Holding up the sun,
And an angel cries, "Beware your lies."
It could be the end of it all.

Where will you turn if it all goes wrong,
And you're on the run?
JERUSALEM ....

Where will you turn if it all goes wrong,
And you're on the run?
TO THE BLADE AND HIS FIRSTS!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

2 I nooded for this decade-seeking dummy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:28 PM (iNUL3)

3 Declares himself Queen of Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Centered.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Let the centering comments commence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW)

7 Ace is feeling pretty fair to middlin' after his Dr. appointment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

8 I feel so centered.

Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

9 He is going to have to be drug out of there by his feet.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (OoFl2)

10 "Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years"

I suspect this is rope-a-dope and fake posturing for his coming resignation. They always scream loudest before the axe drops. But UK politics is smelly and stupid and these leeches dig in like ... leeches.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

11 Keir Starmer needs to be in jail.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (GD0B3)

12
Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years

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Ten Year Queer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (HdYcL)

13 Keir Starmer: I want 10 years in No 10 and will fight my challengers

The muzzies might not give you ten years.

And you ain't fighting them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (S838b)

14 Huh. Looks like the center can hold, after all.

Posted by: Paco at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (2L+MU)

15 Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years, Double Downs on Endless Illegal Immigration, Calls Immigration Reformers "Dangerous" and Warns They Are Taking the UK Down a "Dark Path"

Euros keep voting to end/restrict immigration and they are being told they are NOT allowed to vote on that.

And you think that would be the single most important decision the voters would be given - who should we let in if anyone and how can we make sure they will improve out country?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

16 I would think the invaders might have something to say about that, Queer. Off with your head for instance.

Posted by: turambar at May 11, 2026 02:32 PM (Q0yOR)

17 >>> Warns They Are Taking the UK Down a "Dark Path"

Alien rape gangs are the path to Sweetness and Light.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2026 02:32 PM (/lPRQ)

18 Who do you suppose this clown's been talking to? Someone like, maybe, the JEF? Or a like minded minion? Because you don't go off half cocked like Starmer just did unless you've got support for doing so.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 02:32 PM (jehhT)

19 Keir Starmer has said he wants a decade in Downing Street and will fight anyone who challenges him for the Labour leadership.

I've said this since the elections when all the 'pundits' were spewing he was going to resign.

That f*cker isn't going anywhere. He's not done f*cking the UK into the ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Remember, ewoks are sensitive.

Do not make snide references or remarks about being centered.

CBD will be along shortly to remediate the issue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (0sNs1)

21
"But you must believe me when I tell you that I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as Prime Minister as I would wish to do without the help and support of the Ukrainian rent boys I love."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (HdYcL)

22 Sir Keir Wanker may be the most ineffectual politician I have ever witnessed. He lucked into a massive parliamentary majority with the same vote share his party had in a blowout loss five years earlier, and then he just spends his time looking like a deer in the headlights while Ukrainian rentboys firebomb his homes and cars. It's a story that will be laughed about centuries from now.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (Dg7ng)

23 Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years

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Ten Year Queer
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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He has a lot of Uke Rent Boy ass to tap.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (/lPRQ)

24 Nasty closeted queer man, Country's leader, fails spectacularly and refuses to accept responsibility.

Posted by: This too, is the story of Obama at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (anL5R)

25 Bring on the vote of no confidence!

For the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:33 PM (tXqCv)

26 How did the Ace as Ewok thing get started, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (77rzZ)

27 Keir Starmer needs to be in jail.
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:30 PM (GD0B3)

The Tower of London was a jail, once. And had other amenities, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (utfVc)

28 He makes a pi$$ poor Oliver Cromwell.

Posted by: Paco at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (2L+MU)

29 Hopefully CBD had some helpful discussion about BBQ with his contractor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)

30 The only question remaining on what kind of man Starmer is, is whether he uses the Ukrainian rent boys for himself only, or does he share them with his wife?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

31 Did anyone else misread "clock work" as "cock work" in the first tweet, considering it was talking about Der Fuhrer Queer Starmer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (qx7Zg)

32 26 How did the Ace as Ewok thing get started, anyway?
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I would like to know this as well.

Posted by: the lower depths at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM (Dg7ng)

33 What a cock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

34 It looks like Brexit is kaput.

Posted by: pookysgirl is glad to not be in the YooKay at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Wt5PA)

35 28 He would make a piss poor piss boy

Posted by: turambar at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Q0yOR)

36
It's strange seeing one of those Downfall videos happening in real-time, isn't it?

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (6so3e)

37 Remember, ewoks are sensitive.

Do not make snide references or remarks about being centered.

CBD will be along shortly to remediate the issue.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

When you've had a doctor's fingers up your ass and they made a poster about it, you'd be sensitive too.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (S838b)

38 19I've said this since the elections when all the 'pundits' were spewing he was going to resign.

That f*cker isn't going anywhere. He's not done f*cking the UK into the ground.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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A leadership vote would probably be total chaos between Islamists, wannabe Greens, old-school Labour, and feminists.

It's why there's no effort to do it.

It's much more likely that a couple subgroups of Labour decide that it's better to align with the CP on a no confidence vote than it is to fail at a leadership vote that could go to another faction.

Hence...inertia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (tXqCv)

39 And another point to consider. At one point Britain was not full of immigrants.

If immigration were reversed Britain would become more like it was in say the 1990s. Is that...a dark time?

And that's the "extreme" example, realistically some minor protections on immigration still leave the country with millions of immigrants and an increasing percentage of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

40
It's strange seeing one of those Downfall videos happening in real-time, isn't it?

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (6so3e)

___________

The Starmerbunker

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (HdYcL)

41
"He goes, we all go" Is what they're selling to the underling Labor MP's.

That, and the chat with those Paki blokes outside their doors at 1 am.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (Y8DZL)

42 It's strange seeing one of those Downfall videos happening in real-time, isn't it?
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 11, 2026 02:35 PM (6so3e)

All we need is Starmer on video claiming "Steiner will come," and it's complete.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (qx7Zg)

43 WTF? We were centered, then fixed and now back to the center.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (S838b)

44 Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years

Homo PM asked for it........

https://youtu.be/r53QzkaWvdM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Coming soon to HBO: "centered vs justified". LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (utfVc)

46 Keir Starmer went in for a prostate exam. He started moaning in the middle of it.

Posted by: This too, is the story of Obama at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (anL5R)

47 39 And another point to consider. At one point Britain was not full of immigrants.

If immigration were reversed Britain would become more like it was in say the 1990s. Is that...a dark time?

And that's the "extreme" example, realistically some minor protections on immigration still leave the country with millions of immigrants and an increasing percentage of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

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But then how would the government fund the social safety net and the NHS without all the welfare they're handing out for immigrants.

Didn't think of that, did you, smart guy, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (tXqCv)

48 Starmer has been reading the cereal box quotes and taking them to heart. " I am enough". Stranded at the pier, Keir.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (z2aPa)

49
Om.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (xvhJH)

50 There is a way to get rid of Starmer.

Little hole in the front and not much left out the back.

Posted by: Dum-Dum at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (HBTIy)

51 > "Is he insane?"

He's a totalitarian nihilist, so yes.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (oXp6j)

52 WTF? We were centered, then fixed and now back to the center.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM

Perhaps swolenness and nodules were detected?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 11, 2026 02:38 PM (0sNs1)

53 My wa has been disturbed!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2026 02:38 PM (xvhJH)

54 Those commies and their 10-year progroms, um, programs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

55
50 There is a way to get rid of Starmer.

Little hole in the front and not much left out the back.

Posted by: Dum-Dum at May 11, 2026 02:37 PM (HBTIy)

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There could be an intra party leadership vote.

But I seriously doubt that the massive majority that Labour has can be corralled effectively around a single candidate. Their bench apparently is awful.

And Starmer made some personnel move (promoting the woman or orchestrated Boris Johnson's downfall) like he's going to fight to keep his position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (tXqCv)

56 One of the few actual roles the Crown has in government is to call a PM into an audience and tell them to either straighten out or hit the road. Chuckles has not seen fit to act. Any questions where he comes down on these issues?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

57
I don't even think King Charles has vowed to stay in office for another ten years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (XJ22o)

58 But the Labour leader was defiant in response to calls for him to quit and made clear he would not stand aside if MPs triggered a leadership contest. "I'm not going to walk away from the job I was elected to do in July 2024," he said. "I'm not going to plunge the country into chaos."

Too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

59 You know who else was in office for 10 years?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (/YotI)

60
But, King Chuck the Tampon was so suave and cool and totally owned Trump on his visit and he's cool with all this, so, sod off far right wankers.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (Y8DZL)

61
WTF? We were centered, then fixed and now back to the center.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:36 PM

_________

He's helping his "girlfriend" move furniture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (HdYcL)

62 56 One of the few actual roles the Crown has in government is to call a PM into an audience and tell them to either straighten out or hit the road. Chuckles has not seen fit to act. Any questions where he comes down on these issues?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

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Well, a monarch has the power to do it on his own, but it hasn't been done since 1834.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (tXqCv)

63 olbermann's less masculine looking twin

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

64 Somewhere in the UK is a motivated Islamic MP who will see to it that Starmer's reign ends long before his 10 year reign is over.

Might have to check the polymarket on that....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (jehhT)

65 My wa has been disturbed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2026 02:38 PM

My cousin Ben and his oblate sphereiods can help restore calm.

Posted by: Josiah Wa at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

66 The Ewok thing was cemented by the time I started looking at the comments around 2008.

Since then, he has played into it numerous times. I think it might come from the fox appearance many, many moons ago and people said he looked remarkably hirstute.

Or it could well be something else or a combination of things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

67 The Anti-Churchill.

We shall go on to the end, we shall welcome them in France,
We shall welcome them on the seas and oceans,
We shall welcome them with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall surrender our Island, whatever the cost may be,
We shall welcome them on the beaches,
We shall welcome them on the landing grounds,
We shall welcome them in the fields and in the streets,
We shall welcome them in the hills;
We shall always surrender.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

68 62 56 One of the few actual roles the Crown has in government is to call a PM into an audience and tell them to either straighten out or hit the road. Chuckles has not seen fit to act. Any questions where he comes down on these issues?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

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Well, a monarch has the power to do it on his own, but it hasn't been done since 1834.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (tXqCv)

Chuckles is also fond of things Muzzie...and not so fond of things Christian...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

69 I don't even think King Charles has vowed to stay in office for another ten years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (XJ22o)

He's King until they carry him out in a pine box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (utfVc)

70 How is a pasty white soy boy the leader of "the party of immigrants?" Did Starmer slide in because of name recognition in a chaotic field ala Biden?

Posted by: PaleRider at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (PV+Zw)

71 Coming soon to HBO: "centered vs justified". LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Starring Walton Goggins & Timothy Olyphant, with friend of the Blog Nick Searcy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (S838b)

72
Somewhere in the UK is a motivated Islamic MP who will see to it that Starmer's reign ends long before his 10 year reign is over.

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Spencer Percival redux

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (HdYcL)

73 68 Well, a monarch has the power to do it on his own, but it hasn't been done since 1834.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (tXqCv)

Chuckles is also fond of things Muzzie...and not so fond of things Christian...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

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This all started under his mother.

She was fine with it, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (tXqCv)

74 I don't even think King Charles has vowed to stay in office for another ten years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (XJ22o)
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Heh heh heh.

Posted by: The Big C at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (xvhJH)

75 My imagination jumps in when I read stuff like this. There is no "logical" reason for this type of Nation self-destruction unless it is being coerced through extortion. This is highlighted by the simultaneous self-destruction of the Labour Party which would contradict an effort to hold onto power as a motivation.

Here's an outlandish theory for you to chew and, likely, spit out. What if a rogue Islamic nation was able to secure a Dirty Bomb (or a biological agent) and place it within a country like the UK. Their demands are simply to allow unchecked immigration. A "silent" invasion. Hell, the Muslims not only recognize the concept. They named it, aspire to it and strategized it. Hijrah (or Hijra).

I keep telling myself that "no one is that stupid" when I see what is happening to the UK. So, I fall back on coercion.

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)

76 Starmer is the definition of "men without chests."

He's a born technocrat and thus has no concept of what it means to be an independent leader. If the party bigwigs tell him to resign, he'll resign.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (xI6JS)

77 Starmer is starkers. Raving mad, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (wVcYX)

78 10 years.

If a Muslim doesn't behead him and take his place first.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (FpHTM)

79 53 My wa has been disturbed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at

We don’t have to share everything!

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (OoFl2)

80 Lord, who createdst man in wealth and store,
Though foolishly he lost the same,
Decaying mote and more
Till he became
Most poor:
With thee
O Let me rise
As larks, harmoniously,
and sing this day victories:
Then shall the fall further the flight in me.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (2ap+5)

81 How is a pasty white soy boy the leader of "the party of immigrants?" Did Starmer slide in because of name recognition in a chaotic field ala Biden?

He's got more immigrant DNA in his stools then most British family lines have in generations of genetics.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)

82 It seems pretty clear he has a plan to totally muzzify the UK for whatever reason, but he has no intentions of abandoning that. Maybe he is a secret muzzie too or being pushed by the one world order types, who knows. It's full speed ahead though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (n5tGW)

83 Crap. The centering got corrected.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (2ap+5)

84 Starmer is delusional.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (GD0B3)

85 I'm not a Starmer hater and the issues really manifested before he took office. However there are issues with parts of this rhetoric. If we are culturally diverse what are the cultures?

The government is clearly unsuccessfully trying to create a more inclusive British identity. We’re so fragmented I think we should commend efforts to actually try make minorities proud to be in and of the UK. Why are migrants criticised for not integrating but then efforts to create a more inclusive identity are also criticised? Do we want to stay angry and divided?
I’d also ask the labor messaging critique in reverse- why does every Reform communication have to mention immigration?

Holy shit, his speech was bad. "We done everything right, people just dont understand that". He wasn't speaking to the country he was speaking to the party. Like am sure that's what he needs to do to save his skin. But it just shows how much he doesn't fucking care.

The reason he’s so hated is because he is a terrible public speaker. Can’t go 2 seconds without staring at a script, can’t speak without scripted lines, stutters more than he talks and has an annoying nasal voice.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

86 After the local council elections held last week, the Labour government should be under no illusion as to the feelings of the UK voters towards their government.

Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)

87 82 It seems pretty clear he has a plan to totally muzzify the UK for whatever reason, but he has no intentions of abandoning that. Maybe he is a secret muzzie too or being pushed by the one world order types, who knows. It's full speed ahead though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

He believes this is the best method to keep his head attached to his neck.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (OoFl2)

88
Eva Vlaardingerbroek

I got her name tattooed on my member.

Thankfully Eva is only three letters.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (/YotI)

89 75 Here's an outlandish theory for you to chew and, likely, spit out. What if a rogue Islamic nation was able to secure a Dirty Bomb (or a biological agent) and place it within a country like the UK. Their demands are simply to allow unchecked immigration. A "silent" invasion. Hell, the Muslims not only recognize the concept. They named it, aspire to it and strategized it. Hijrah (or Hijra).

I keep telling myself that "no one is that stupid" when I see what is happening to the UK. So, I fall back on coercion.

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)

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There was some Xeet written by someone who said he had heard from an English diplomat the story.

Brexit put Britain on a path towards independent trade deals. Trump was working on a good with with England, but never finished it before 2020. With Biden in office, the EU went to England and demanded pretty much complete capitulation to take in every immigrant France allowed to put on a dinghy.

And England accepted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (tXqCv)

90 Ten years? Britain will be an emirate by then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (u73oe)

91 85 The government is clearly unsuccessfully trying to create a more inclusive British identity. We’re so fragmented I think we should commend efforts to actually try make minorities proud to be in and of the UK. Why are migrants criticised for not integrating but then efforts to create a more inclusive identity are also criticised? Do we want to stay angry and divided?
I’d also ask the labor messaging critique in reverse- why does every Reform communication have to mention immigration?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

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England sounds like an awful place for immigrants since the locals will just hound them and probably kill them for having such wonderful ethnic foods.

They should return to their home countries to protect their own livelihoods and spices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (tXqCv)

92 My imagination jumps in when I read stuff like this. There is no "logical" reason for this type of Nation self-destruction

The problem is when you analyze it as "Why would Britain allow something like this?"

That's not the right framework - Starmer is not Britain and doesn't give a shit about Britain.

Starmer expects money and power by keeping immigration open. Its that simple. If it is bad for Britain he does not care.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

93 Ten years? Britain will be an emirate by then.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (u73oe)

Thats the point. He wants to make it irreversible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

94
Ten years? Britain will be an emirate by then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (u73oe)

_________

Emir Queer Keir

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (HdYcL)

95 I watched American Society of Magical Negroes last weekend. It was dumb, insulting, offensive, racist, and surprisingly poorly made. Not even the usually good David Alan Grier could save it, mostly because he was given little to do besides spout racist, cringe dialog.

Terrible script, bad casting, amateur-hour direction. Don't get me started on Justice Smith. He's terrible. How does this guy get work in movies?

The entire point of the movie seemed to be to insult white people as murderous racists. But the filmmakers were so stupid that they also ended up insulting blacks. They portray blacks as emotional support animals for whites -- little more than slaves.

I assume this crime against nature was greenlit in the wake of BLM hysteria, when money was thrown at anything "black."

The idea of the "magical negro" has some promise. In the hands of much better filmmakers, it could have been made funnier and more lighthearted. People like Mel Brooks and the Wayans can be offensive and funny at the same time. But ASoMN is deadly serious that magical negroes need to exist or else whites would literally murder all blacks.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

96 He's delusional.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

97 I keep telling myself that "no one is that stupid" when I see what is happening to the UK.
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I sometimes attribute to my enemies my intelligence, because I try to game out what they are doing and make sense of it. Its not particularly helpful when dealing with idjits.

Look at any number of domestic leftoid twats. They are all pretty stupid. Arrogantly stupid and 1000% convinced they are smarter than everyone else. That's what it is. Woketards.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)

98 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

99 86 After the local council elections held last week, the Labour government should be under no illusion as to the feelings of the UK voters towards their government.

Posted by: mrp at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)

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It's been obvious since pretty much right after the last general election 2 years ago that Labour was only in power because the CP gave them Parliament and that everything the party did was just making it worse.

I don't think there's been an approval rating above 16% for Labour since.

There were anti-immigrant riots 2 years ago, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:46 PM (tXqCv)

100 No worries, Jim'll fix it...

Posted by: the BBC at May 11, 2026 02:46 PM (jvxI2)

101 Starmer expects money and power by keeping immigration open. Its that simple. If it is bad for Britain he does not care.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

I don't even think it's that. If he was venal he would resign. He has rhe dead nuts certainty of the zealot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

102 Keir Starmer: I want 10 years in No 10 and will fight my challengers

I'm so turned on right now.

CHASTEN!!!! FINSH ME!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 11, 2026 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Holy shit, his speech was bad. "We done everything right, people just dont understand that".

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

Now do every democrat ever who - post-election - points out that the problem wasn't the message itself, it was just the delivery of that message.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (iNUL3)

104 98 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

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Nah.

Uneducated farmers and hotties only.

Anyone who's touched their education system can stay across the Pond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

105
Jeez, sounds like even the haters hate him.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (Y8DZL)

106 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)
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I think we already have.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (xvhJH)

107 We keep asking, but can't get an answer: when is the UK going to do follow the wise example of South Africa and dismantle all their nuclear weapons?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)

108
Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

___________

The ones from Lucas and British Leyland?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (HdYcL)

109 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

Nope.

It's time they learn how to fight for their country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)

Fortunately it's not coercion or even stupidity. Far more likely, our officials have been paid off.

Look at all the Somali Learing Center money. When do you ever know of a Democrat letting corrupt money go *elsewhere*? So there's a reason it went to them. And a good chance a lot of it came back into the local pockets.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (/YotI)

111 Mr. O'Spades,

Please call our offices at your earliest convenience. Your PSA test results are in. Don't make any plans for next week. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Ewok Urology Associates of Endor at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (nHXB4)

112 Ten years?
Trump only gets 8.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

113 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

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Nope. No more immigration from dysfunctional third world countries.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (u73oe)

114 The UK is so fucked. It's the Debby Does Dallas of nations.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (WYStd)

115 112 Ten years?
Trump only gets 8.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

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He can do an Obama and be de facto president under de jure Vance just like Obama was de facto president under de jure Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (tXqCv)

116 82 It seems pretty clear he has a plan to totally muzzify the UK for whatever reason, but he has no intentions of abandoning that. Maybe he is a secret muzzie too or being pushed by the one world order types, who knows. It's full speed ahead though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (n5tGW)

Every "One World Order" Globalist has decided that Islam is the fastest path to One World Order.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (FpHTM)

117 He's not insane, at least not for refusing to bend the knee. It may or may not work for him - but he has the law on his side, even if his Party has gotten spooked, and stepping down now would be worse for them than if he holds the line and still gets knocked over, even if they can't see it through their fear. He can still use his position to thwart the enemy, and any replacement would necessarily concede more ground than he will.

I would do the same, in his light little loafers. He can do more to harm the UK than a putative successor would be able to do, and that's the mission.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

118
Benny Hill girls welcome

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (HdYcL)

119 The UK is so fucked. It's the Debby Does Dallas of nations.
Posted by: Defenestratus

*kicks dirt*
-- Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

120 Young “Europeans” like Ahmed and Mohammed from Berlin and Stockholm.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (9V6lq)

121 I kept expecting him to say "I'm not a crook", but then I realized that even Nixon wasn't that delusional.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (gu0hJ)

122 The prime minister described his government as a "10-year project of renewal".

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"A Muzzie Baby Rapist in every Cot!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (ePd8V)

123 That's not the right framework - Starmer is not Britain and doesn't give a shit about Britain.

Starmer expects money and power by keeping immigration open. Its that simple. If it is bad for Britain he does not care.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)
______________________________

I was on the same page with you until I saw the Labour party get absolutely dismantled in the municipality elections. That doesn't forecast power for Starmer or anyone in his camp. And, the collateral damage to party in general suggests another motivation.

Hell, maybe it's as simple as pay-offs under the table like the George Calloway situation.

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

124 wow the UK sure did get punished for voting in Brexit huh

they really pissed off the globalist left with that

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (j+aD2)

125 I wonder if Sharon Osbourne will be banned from coming over for the May 16th event. She said she's going.

Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (kX27y)

126 Obama probably met with him and told him to hang on...along with the Iranans.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (YwEeS)

127 Well, a monarch has the power to do it on his own, but it hasn't been done since 1834.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:40 PM (tXqCv)

And for good reason. It would precipitate a crisis that would probably destroy the monarchy.

It is up to the internal machinations of the Labour party to get rid of Starmer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (iERP6)

128 The reason he’s so hated is because he is a terrible public speaker. Can’t go 2 seconds without staring at a script, can’t speak without scripted lines, stutters more than he talks and has an annoying nasal voice.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

... but enough about Obama.

Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (ZFqKB)

129 115 He can do an Obama and be de facto president under de jure Vance just like Obama was de facto president under de jure Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (tXqCv)

Canada and the Vatican are treating Obama as if he's still president now.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (FpHTM)

130 123 I was on the same page with you until I saw the Labour party get absolutely dismantled in the municipality elections. That doesn't forecast power for Starmer or anyone in his camp. And, the collateral damage to party in general suggests another motivation.

Hell, maybe it's as simple as pay-offs under the table like the George Calloway situation.

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

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Labour's days are numbered, ending in 2029 unless they get some kind of Muslim plurality of the whole population to back them in three years.

But, other than that happening, as long as Starmer is PM, he's king of patronage and spending in Britain. Once he quits, he's a nobody. He has no incentive to leave since he has no sense of honor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:52 PM (tXqCv)

131 Speaking of crazy ass Muslims . . .

Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries
Trump poses greatest threat to our democracy since Nixon #InvestigateTheWhiteHouse

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

132 I believe ace was on fox news many, many moons ago.
I've seen the picture. He looks like an Ewok.

Now he probably looks like a skinny and in shape Ewok.
At the time he was a bearded fellow.

Posted by: Bosk at May 11, 2026 02:52 PM (VMFAF)

133 A blogger I know, who claims to have met Ace, says he actually resembles an ewok. Translated into human form, that suggests Ace would have the physiognomy and stature of, say, Robert Reich.

I refuse to believe this is true. In my mind's eye, Ace will always be Batman.

Posted by: Paco at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (2L+MU)

134 That is, Labour must keep him and his Sketch Foreign Male Model Entanglements at No. 10 Downing Street.

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Not to mention his Sketch Foreign Male Gerbil Entanglements.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (ePd8V)

135 I was on the same page with you until I saw the Labour party get absolutely dismantled in the municipality elections. That doesn't forecast power for Starmer or anyone in his camp. And, the collateral damage to party in general suggests another motivation.

Hell, maybe it's as simple as pay-offs under the table like the George Calloway situation.
==
The odds of a British PM having a numbered bank account in some middle eastern country are actually pretty good.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (anL5R)

136 Is he insane?

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"To ask is to have answered, comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (ePd8V)

137 Even if (when?) Starmer resigns or gets fisted, what difference will it make? They'll just replace him with some other idiot communist gayboy to simp for Islam.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

138 127 And for good reason. It would precipitate a crisis that would probably destroy the monarchy.

It is up to the internal machinations of the Labour party to get rid of Starmer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2026 02:51 PM (iERP6)

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The monarchy should choose country over government and signal to the population that it's on its side. Charles should climb atop a horse and march the yeomanry into Parliament and hang Starmer. He should dissolve Parliament permanently and declare that yes, being king means actual power.

Unless, that is, he's actually a secret Muslim and wants to punish his people because his great grandfather did an imperialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (tXqCv)

139 Robinson is taking his life in his hands heading back there for that event.

The muslhams have a fatwah out on him. That's why he left in the first place. And the government threw him in prison hoping he'd be murdered.

Somehow, he wasn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

140 He really doesn't even have to do anything but stay to totally ruin the UK. Just keep the same policies and there will be a million new immigrants in the next 2 years. A new labor PM will do the same anyway. They're toast.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (n5tGW)

141 96 He's delusional.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

That was my first thought! This is a man who has lost complete touch with reality. It’s incredibly hilarious to see Labor have put themselves in this fix. They have an openly insane man as the face of their party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (AnnNE)

142 #TwoKings

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (yFLFB)

143 Is he any more insane than the GOP pushing amnesty a year after Trump won on a platform of mass deportations?

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (9V6lq)

144 Leftist suck!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (pBqsA)

145 Every "One World Order" Globalist has decided that Islam is the fastest path to One World Order.

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 02:49 PM (FpHTM)

Correct. And you-know-who (me) warned people here this was coming back when we were still crying about trannies. Remember those?

The problem for the white globalists is generally thus - they think the brown people are easily hornswaggled. The brown people however are more bloodthirsty than the bloodthirsty Left could ever fathom.

And both groups think that together they can roll over Christians who will remain too afraid to do or say very much about any of it. But mark this - however much the two misunderstand each other, the underestimating of Christians and in particular their faith will turn out to be the gravest miscalculation in world history.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (/YotI)

146 98 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

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Nah.

Uneducated farmers and hotties only.

Anyone who's touched their education system can stay across the Pond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Hotties in purple wigs, silver mini-dresses, and who say "al-lu-min-i-um" and "shed-ule" go to the front of the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (wVcYX)

147 A blogger I know, who claims to have met Ace, says he actually resembles an ewok. Translated into human form, that suggests Ace would have the physiognomy and stature of, say, Robert Reich.

I refuse to believe this is true. In my mind's eye, Ace will always be Batman.
==
Would you accept a hirtsue Robert Reich wearing a bat man costume? Or, at least a codpiece?

Posted by: You wanted Batman, you'd settle for . . . you'll get at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)

148 The monarchy should choose country over government and signal to the population that it's on its side. Charles should climb atop a horse and march the yeomanry into Parliament and hang Starmer. He should dissolve Parliament permanently and declare that yes, being king means actual power.

Unless, that is, he's actually a secret Muslim and wants to punish his people because his great grandfather did an imperialism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (tXqCv)

They should install a Stuart on the throne !

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)

149 137 Even if (when?) Starmer resigns or gets fisted, what difference will it make? They'll just replace him with some other idiot communist gayboy to simp for Islam.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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It really seems like Labour cannot come to any kind of consensus about who would replace him, which is why there's never been a leadership vote against him despite every 3 months for 2 years we've gotten stories that Starmer is a week from resigning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (tXqCv)

150 They all think they can be Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (/YotI)

151 Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries
Trump poses greatest threat to our democracy since Nixon #InvestigateTheWhiteHouse
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 11, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

Now do the Owebama White House, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

152 see, this is why parliamentary government sucks

here in the USA, despite all the downsides (criminals) in government, at least we have a chance every two years to make changes
(I said a chance)

but in the UK, you can be stuck with assholes for years at a time with NO opportunity to vote them out

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Even if (when?) Starmer resigns or gets fisted, what difference will it make? They'll just replace him with some other idiot communist gayboy to simp for Islam.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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It really seems like Labour cannot come to any kind of consensus about who would replace him, which is why there's never been a leadership vote against him despite every 3 months for 2 years we've gotten stories that Starmer is a week from resigning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (tXqCv)
_________

Like Kathleen Kennedy getting fired!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

154 How much of this is a negotiation tactic?

It's funny, these people never understand to negotiate from a position of strength when dealing with other countries, but in their personal lives they are tigers. Maybe he is vying for Exalted Leader of the EU Raccoon Lodge or something.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (WnFiD)

155 It's time they learn how to fight for their country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

A program to arm select groups (Operation Excalibur?) might not be entirely out of order.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (OUMaO)

156 It's time for a Glorious Revolution!

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (GD0B3)

157
Hotties in purple wigs, silver mini-dresses, and who say "al-lu-min-i-um" and "shed-ule" go to the front of the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (wVcYX)

____________

My buxom, callipygic executive assistant with the posh English accent agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (HdYcL)

158 Voters howz my ass taste!

Posted by: Kwier Starmer at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Labour's days are numbered, ending in 2029 unless they get some kind of Muslim plurality of the whole population to back them in three years.
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Wasn't one of the wrinkles this weekend that Labour lost muslim voters because they have their own party now?

Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (vSvIl)

160 152 see, this is why parliamentary government sucks

here in the USA, despite all the downsides (criminals) in government, at least we have a chance every two years to make changes
(I said a chance)

but in the UK, you can be stuck with assholes for years at a time with NO opportunity to vote them out

Posted by: Don Black at May 11, 2026 02:55 PM (ZxPkt)

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Parliament does have snap elections which can swiftly change out governments. It's happened recently, even.

But the central problem is really the lack of a written constitution and a figurehead executive, leaving all power in the legislature with a judiciary that makes it up even more than ours does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (tXqCv)

161 He blames the British public for noticing their country turning into something unrecognisable.

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"You have been found guilty of the White Supremacist Crime of Noticing In The First Degree and Sentenced to A Livestock's Death. May Allah Have Mercy on Your Hole ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (ePd8V)

162 How can he stay in power for 10-12 years? Isn't another General Election coming up within three years or so?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (Yl2Ob)

163 I wonder what Tony Blair thinks of all this...

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)

164 Honestly, hypertrichiasis is not laughing matter. I mean the amount of money he goes through on razors is astronomical, not withstanding his lifetime membership in the dollar shave club.

Posted by: You wanted Batman, you'd settle for . . . you'll get at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (anL5R)

165 153 Like Kathleen Kennedy getting fired!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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Except not as many people getting raped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (tXqCv)

166
Then did good Prince Harry of Suffolk and his beautious princess Meghan of Yachtgirl land at Hastings and ralleyed the folk to buy some fruit jam, and, lo, all was set right.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (Y8DZL)

167 Coming soon to HBO: "centered vs justified". LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Starring Walton Goggins & Timothy Olyphant, with friend of the Blog Nick Searcy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (S838b)

I can totally see Walton Goggins as a Moron.

Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to pitch show ideas at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (Wt5PA)

168 They should install a Stuart on the throne !
Posted by: runner

There's gotta be some distant descendant of Bonnie Prince Charlie running around.

Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

169 146 98 Open up American citizenship to Brits with expert STEM skills. Brain Drain them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:45 PM (52qkP)

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Nah.

Uneducated farmers and hotties only.

Anyone who's touched their education system can stay across the Pond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Hotties in purple wigs, silver mini-dresses, and who say "al-lu-min-i-um" and "shed-ule" go to the front of the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 02:54 PM (wVcYX)

Elizabeth Hurley goes to the front of the line...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (wtvvX)

170
All these ministerial aides resigning. Where do they go next? Of course we know where they'd land in the US, but I wonder what kind of Between Jobs Service the UK provides for former government officials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (XJ22o)

171 Nope.

It's time they learn how to fight for their country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Europe was lost long ago and they hate us. I don't care if they fight or not. In the mean time I'll gladly welcome their brainiac refugees.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (52qkP)

172 Anyone who's touched their education system can stay across the Pond.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Hotties in purple wigs, silver mini-dresses, and who say "al-lu-min-i-um" and "shed-ule" go to the front of the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Just in time to staff a moon base...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (OUMaO)

173 The reason he’s so hated is because he is a terrible public speaker. Can’t go 2 seconds without staring at a script, can’t speak without scripted lines, stutters more than he talks and has an annoying nasal voice.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

Stuttering clustercuck of a misreable failure.

Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (ZFqKB)

174 Spain legalized 500k illegals with the express intent of making them into left wing voters.

Queer is doing the same. As are democrats and 1/4 of the GOP here.

The playbook is the same worldwide.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (9V6lq)

175 Oh, and the PA said the rash will eventually go away.

Posted by: Ewok Urology Associates of Endor at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (nHXB4)

176 159 Labour's days are numbered, ending in 2029 unless they get some kind of Muslim plurality of the whole population to back them in three years.
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Wasn't one of the wrinkles this weekend that Labour lost muslim voters because they have their own party now?

Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (vSvIl)

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Yes.

Muslims have their own party now, in addition to some defections to the Green Party.

Labour has no path to power past 2029 on the current track. Events, dear boy, events, but it really does seem like Labour is going to be effectively dead in 3 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (tXqCv)

177
Uneducated farmers and hotties only.

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There was a video of a South African farmer who recently came here and said it was a relief to wake up and not feel threatened with murder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (HdYcL)

178 What's it going to be then, eh?

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (sFNX2)

179 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Did you see the STEM part ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (52qkP)

180 Wow. Good thing Britain relegated the monarchy to such a minor role and established the parliamentary system. Otherwise we might have a return to authoritarianism.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (ReYtg)

181 There's gotta be some distant descendant of Bonnie Prince Charlie running around.
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
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I believe the senior Jacobite is the Duke of Bavaria.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (xvhJH)

182 There was a video of a South African farmer who recently came here and said it was a relief to wake up and not feel threatened with murder.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (HdYcL)

Hopefully he’s smart enough to stay out of urban blue shitholes.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (9V6lq)

183 Labour's days are numbered, ending in 2029 unless they get some kind of Muslim plurality of the whole population to back them in three years.
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Wasn't one of the wrinkles this weekend that Labour lost muslim voters because they have their own party now?

Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2026 02:57 PM (vSvIl)

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I believe they're called the "I KEEL YOU!" Party ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (ePd8V)

184 Jefferies is really not happy about not getting to be Majority Leader huh

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)

185 All these literal and figurative cocksuckers keep sliming their way into positions of power. I know they've got big $$$ behind them - and sometimes big Ukrainian rent boy penis - but it just baffles me at times just how often these deeply degenerate sacks of shit, who hate their countries and countrymen, keep getting handed the levers of power.

Posted by: Kakistocracy in action at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (TbWk/)

186
Sod this for the rent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (HdYcL)

187 My buxom, callipygic executive assistant with the posh English accent agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2026 02:56 PM (HdYcL)

Peaches & cream complexion? ROWR!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (wVcYX)

188 Euros keep voting to end/restrict immigration and they are being told they are NOT allowed to vote on that.
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You'd think that this bold in your face Denial of our Precious Democracy(TM) would generate speculation and investigation as to why this is the case in the West (and nowhere else). No discussion was had with the electorate, there was no debate or an electoral campaign issue in favor of bringing masses of 3rd world men into the country, it just appeared as policy. Now there is discussion in these opinion pages, but not on the policy and how it came to be, but whether the rise of these nationalist/nativist parties is due to racism, islamophobia, misogyny, white supremacy or all of the above, and they are therefore illegitimate. No one is sticking there neck out to debate whether this is good policy or not.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)

189 179 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Did you see the STEM part ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (52qkP)

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Their universities are worse than ours. So, yes, I saw the STEM part.

They can stay in England or flee to Ukraine or wherever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (tXqCv)

190 The longer Starmer stays in as PM, the better it is for Reform, he's the least popular person who could lead the government and a known quantity, thus making him the easiest person to beat.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (deNAM)

191 "Prime Minister, the Labour Party just suffered the worst electoral defeat of any party in British history."

"I take full r esponsibility." (Actual quote.)

"Sooooo...if you 'take full responsibility,' what does that mean exactly?"

"It means -- I'm staying in office for TEN YEARS and will only double-down on the very policies that everyone just voted against!"

I'm beginning to think he's severely mentall ill.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (Av6i5)

192 UK will be a caliphate in three years.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (ReYtg)

193 There was a time when I was naive enough to think that world leaders were special and uniquely qualified to lead a nation in promotion of their best interests.

NOW, I think a vast majority of commenters to this site are much more grounded, qualified and prepared to do a much better job in those roles than "leaders" like Starmer, Macron, Biden, etc.

The irony is that I am less conceited in my over 29 years and KNOW I could do a better job leading a freakin country than most people sitting in those chairs at the present.

It's depressing to have that original belief blown away by window licking troglodytes like Starmer.

Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

194 153 Like Kathleen Kennedy getting fired!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Once again, Doomcock was right.

Posted by: Dicktor von Doomcock at May 11, 2026 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

195 >>Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries
Trump poses greatest threat to our democracy since Nixon #InvestigateTheWhiteHouse

This guy should be on the first Helicopter that Nuevo Pinochet sends up.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:01 PM (xkXS7)

196 190 The longer Starmer stays in as PM, the better it is for Reform, he's the least popular person who could lead the government and a known quantity, thus making him the easiest person to beat.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (deNAM)

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Next guy/gal would end up just as unpopular.

Starmer is the lighting rod for Labour not because he's Starmer but because he's the leader of Labour and Labour is pushing policies everyone hates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:02 PM (tXqCv)

197 In any self respecting South American country, this is the point at which the Army steps in, abolishes the government, and announces new elections where you will vote for Colonel Jose’ Guapo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 03:02 PM (AnnNE)

198 It's why the Conservative Party going through like 5 Prime Ministers in 2 years didn't fix the Conservative Party.

The CP was still full of the same assholes pushing the same policies that made them unpopular, no matter who was in charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:02 PM (tXqCv)

199 197 In any self respecting South American country, this is the point at which the Army steps in, abolishes the government, and announces new elections where you will vote for Colonel Jose’ Guapo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 03:02 PM (AnnNE)

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I sense an issue with your comparison...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (tXqCv)

200 My fear is Restore and Reform splitting the anti Muslim vote and allowing Labor to gain power again. Or at least allow labor/Conservative/LibDems to form a coalition govt.

A single “far right” party can win. Two of them? Not so much.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (9V6lq)

201 >>Spain legalized 500k illegals with the express intent of making them into left wing voters.

For some reason I thought that the Court over there said 'no' to this plan...??

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (xkXS7)

202 Spain legalized 500k illegals with the express intent of making them into left wing voters.

Queer is doing the same. As are democrats and 1/4 of the GOP here.

The playbook is the same worldwide.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (9V6lq)

What they really want is an army.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (/YotI)

203 So, Threads (1984) it will be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (wVcYX)

204 Beneath Starmer's cuck-faced borderline Down's Syndrome deer-in-the-headlights exterior beats the heart of diabolical warlord.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Av6i5)

205 Did you see the STEM part ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (52qkP)

We have the cult that is Texas A&M University churning out STEM graduates every year.

I think we can manage without importing funny sounding foreigners with bad teeth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Maybe Starmer wants to do what Spain did to its people: legalize five hundred thousand illegal immigrants

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (jH8ni)

207 I bet Hakeem Jeffries couldn't name another player in the Watergate scam and could explain what it was .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (52qkP)

208 keep telling myself that "no one is that stupid" when I see what is happening to the UK. So, I fall back on coercion.
Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:41 PM (dIske)

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Except it is pretty much every Western European nation doing thr same thing. And also they are able to stay in power with their crazy policies often despite massive public disapproval.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (Vh9CX)

209 Stuttering clustercuck of a misreable failure.

Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (ZFqKB)

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Updated AoSHQ Style Guide: SOAMF -- Stuttering Clustercuck of a Misreable Foreigner.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (ePd8V)

210 >>What they really want is an army.

They want an army of Terrorists.

Nobody wants an Arab Army. They do nothing but lose.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (xkXS7)

211

For some reason I thought that the Court over there said 'no' to this plan...??
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (xkXS7)

OVERRULED!!!!!

Posted by: Lord Emperor Boasberg at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (tXqCv)

Did you see the STEM part ?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 02:59 PM (52qkP)

Operation Paperclip 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (vSvIl)

213 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.

Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

214 210 >>What they really want is an army.

They want an army of Terrorists.

Nobody wants an Arab Army. They do nothing but lose.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (xkXS7)

And abuse the pack animals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

215 The problem for the white globalists is generally thus - they think the brown people are easily hornswaggled. The brown people however are more bloodthirsty than the bloodthirsty Left could ever fathom.

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Yes. The 1960s-80s in Europe were the dress rehearsal for what we're seeing now. Back then it was all Communist terrorists making common cause with Islamic ones. They operated closely, and the whites funneled them gouts of Doviet cash and helped train them.

They never gave an inch to the Communists in return. They simply continued on with their religious mission well beyond the time the Communists in Europe outgrew college theatrics and entered the institutions, and then retired to spend more time with their foie gras.

The Muslims took the measure of their erstwhile comrades then, and now they're acting on that assessment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

216
I want 10 years in No 10

No 2 wants 10 years in No 10? Kinda shitty of him to make that demand, dontcha think?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (y9nCu)

217 Nobody wants an Arab Army. They do nothing but lose.
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (xkXS7)
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Bunch of fig-eaters trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 11, 2026 03:06 PM (xvhJH)

218 210 >>What they really want is an army.

They want an army of Terrorists.

Nobody wants an Arab Army. They do nothing but lose.
Posted by: garrett

They do an adequate job of suppressing dissent within their nation, which is all the Globalist leaders care about at the moment in Western European countries.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 11, 2026 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

219 A street army is that they want. Thugs to keep the legacy Brits/Americans in their place. See 2020 summer of love as their blueprint.

Posted by: Heroq at May 11, 2026 03:07 PM (9V6lq)

220 Beneath Starmer's cuck-faced borderline Down's Syndrome deer-in-the-headlights exterior beats the heart of diabolical warlord.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Av6i5)

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86 47 Chromosomes!

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:07 PM (ePd8V)

221
Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

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First trick is to NOT click on "Continue reading." Click on "Comments."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 03:07 PM (XJ22o)

222 Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

That's called Flouncing and you just do it. Don't comment about it.

Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (ZFqKB)

223 I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

Sorry to Ace, but adblock+ and uMatrix.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Starmer looks and sounds like a homo even when he's trying to be tough and resolute.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (GNqmQ)

225 213 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

I use the Brave browser on my phone and computer, and don't have any issues.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

226 213 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

There are advertisements here?

Seriously, I have never seen one.

I suggest investing $0 in some sort of ad-blocking browser add-on, of which there are dozens of free ones and take 1 minute to install.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (Av6i5)

227
Except it is pretty much every Western European nation doing thr same thing. And also they are able to stay in power with their crazy policies often despite massive public disapproval.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (Vh9CX)

The Parliamentary System of government says hi.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2026 03:09 PM (y9nCu)

228 Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

Oh kwitcher whining. You obviously haven't been to Daily Caller lately.

Posted by: Seriously, this is nothing at May 11, 2026 03:09 PM (TbWk/)

229 Starmer looks and sounds like a homo even when he's trying to be tough and resolute.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (GNqmQ)

I know.

Isn't he dreamy!!??

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 11, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

230 It's why the Conservative Party going through like 5 Prime Ministers in 2 years didn't fix the Conservative Party.

The CP was still full of the same assholes pushing the same policies that made them unpopular, no matter who was in charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:02 PM (tXqCv)

Oh, it got fixed. By Reform rising and smashing all kind of records, and a Restore Britain forming.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

231 I just got here, but I hope everyone praised and reassured the Ewok this morning. Remember, healthy Ewoks make strong allies!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (WnFiD)

232 Sorry to Ace, but adblock+ and uMatrix.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1

Or just use Brave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

233 Starmer looks and sounds like a homo even when he's trying to be tough and resolute.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (GNqmQ)

He's trying for menacing, but it comes off as mincing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (wVcYX)

234 224 Starmer looks and sounds like a homo even when he's trying to be tough and resolute.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (GNqmQ)

He's had more dicks in him than a Nixon impersonator convention.

Posted by: Probably true at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (TbWk/)

235 230 Oh, it got fixed. By Reform rising and smashing all kind of records, and a Restore Britain forming.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

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Yeah, it's very far from clear if Reform is anything other than a reconstituted Conservative Party.

It's my understanding that most of the people up for elections under Reform are former Conservative Party MPs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (tXqCv)

236 Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

That's called Flouncing and you just do it. Don't comment about it.
Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (ZFqKB)

Another never-before heard from nic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (utfVc)

237 Ace is feeling pretty fair to middlin' after his Dr. appointment.

i used to think this was the saying, too.
its fair to midland, as in texas.
they produced the best cotton.

Posted by: choogle at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (XiQIo)

238 Yes. The 1960s-80s in Europe were the dress rehearsal for what we're seeing now. Back then it was all Communist terrorists making common cause with Islamic ones. They operated closely, and the whites funneled them gouts of Soviet cash and helped train them.

They never gave an inch to the Communists in return. They simply continued on with their religious mission well beyond the time the Communists in Europe outgrew college theatrics and entered the institutions, and then retired to spend more time with their foie gras.

The Muslims took the measure of their erstwhile comrades then, and now they're acting on that assessment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

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The "Red-Green (Commie-Muzzie) Alliance" > Watermelons (Green on The Outside & Red on The Inside)

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (ePd8V)

239 The number of Labour MPs calling for Starmer's resignation has now passed 60 (as somebody noted, 81 will trigger a formal leadership challenge) and a fourth cabinet minister has just quit. And the Scottish First Minister (another Labourite) has joined the call for Starmer to step down.

I'll be very surprised if he lasts the week.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (xI6JS)

240 We have the cult that is Texas A&M University churning out STEM graduates every year.

I think we can manage without importing funny sounding foreigners with bad teeth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

If A&M is anything like my alma mater NC State, then those STEM graduates ARE funny sounding foreigners with bad teeth. And bad BO.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (WYStd)

241 Yeah, it's very far from clear if Reform is anything other than a reconstituted Conservative Party.

It's my understanding that most of the people up for elections under Reform are former Conservative Party MPs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (tXqCv)

think of it as MUKGA

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (GD0B3)

242 Headline : Starmer defenestrated, drowns in Thames. Green Party accuses Labour of polluting river

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (gu0hJ)

243 Or just use Brave.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

I seem to remember trying it once a while back and didn't like it.

Opera does a decent job with ads, but I just added onto it to make it even gooderer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

That's called Flouncing and you just do it. Don't comment about it.
Posted by: Reforger at May 11, 2026 03:08 PM (ZFqKB)

Another never-before heard from nic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (utfVc)

When you have to flounce, then flounce. Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (wVcYX)

245 Mr. Starmer, may I suggest you take fiddle lessons.

Posted by: Emporer Nero at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (MDua2)

246 Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

Install Brave Browser.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (Yl2Ob)

247 241 Yeah, it's very far from clear if Reform is anything other than a reconstituted Conservative Party.

It's my understanding that most of the people up for elections under Reform are former Conservative Party MPs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:11 PM (tXqCv)

think of it as MUKGA

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (GD0B3)

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Listen, if Trump had formed the America Party and Paul Ryan had run for Congress as the rep for the AP for WI-1, would you expect Paul Ryan to be all MAGA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (tXqCv)

248 It's going to take him 10 years to fully wreck the country.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (eloIc)

249 Keir Starmer Vows to Remain in Office for Ten Years, Double Downs on Endless Illegal Immigration, Calls Immigration Reformers "Dangerous" and Warns They Are Taking the UK Down a "Dark Path"

Euros keep voting to end/restrict immigration and they are being told they are NOT allowed to vote on that.

And you think that would be the single most important decision the voters would be given - who should we let in if anyone and how can we make sure they will improve out country?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 11, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

It isn't like they let the people get their way on any other subject - high energy prices despite oil, no industry or jobs, crushing fraud, universal police allowance of crime....

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (8avO+)

250 Unless, that is, he's actually a secret Muslim and wants to punish his people because his great grandfather did an imperialism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:53 PM (tXqCv

You have seen King Charles, right? The British Monarchy is not made up of high testosterone, alpha males. This is a man who has his pjs pressed daily, has a very specific length in which toothpaste must be put on his toothbrush, and probably couldn’t find the kitchen in any of his homes if his life depended on it, let alone cook a meal for himself. He is not going to rip the monarchy back to anything beyond ceremonial.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)

251 "I'm not going to plunge the country into chaos."
TOO LATE!

Posted by: GWB at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (kU0PQ)

252 What they really want is an army.
Posted by: ... at May 11

This. It's also why the Marxist Mayors in NY, LA, and Seattle make it impossible for current law enforcement people to staty on.

Posted by: Auspex at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (Y8DZL)

253
If A&M is anything like my alma mater NC State, then those STEM graduates ARE funny sounding foreigners with bad teeth. And bad BO.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (WYStd)

I'll have to ask the First Daughter to ask her boyfriend as he goes there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

254 How is this possible???? From The Daily Caller:

POLL: 42% Of Democrats Say Trump Butler Assassination Attempt Staged

Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

255 Or just use Brave.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

I seem to remember trying it once a while back and didn't like it.

Opera does a decent job with ads, but I just added onto it to make it even gooderer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Using Brave on all of my devices exclusively. Works great on AoSHQ.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (WYStd)

256
POLL: 42% Of Democrats Say Trump Butler Assassination Attempt Staged
Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

I agree. Democrats tried their best to have his head blown off that day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.

Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

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Proton VPN (to name one VPN that blocks ads) and/or the Brave Browser (possible with the "uBlock Origin" extension) are your little friends.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (ePd8V)

258 My guess is that he is working on some kind of deal where UK is bound to the EU under some special, secret, agreement that hands lots of power to some EU administrator.

Once that is done he will resign and be appointed that EU administrator.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (WnFiD)

259 202 What they really want is an army.
Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:03 PM (/YotI)

And since Muslims have a reputation for being the most fanatical killers...

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)

260 250 You have seen King Charles, right? The British Monarchy is not made up of high testosterone, alpha males. This is a man who has his pjs pressed daily, has a very specific length in which toothpaste must be put on his toothbrush, and probably couldn’t find the kitchen in any of his homes if his life depended on it, let alone cook a meal for himself. He is not going to rip the monarchy back to anything beyond ceremonial.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (OoFl2)

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I didn't say he would.

I'm saying the monarch could.

I think the British people would march behind the decrepit dandy if he promised to hang Starmer.

But he supports the rape of his people's children by foreign invaders, so of course he'd never do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (tXqCv)

261 Listen, if Trump had formed the America Party and Paul Ryan had run for Congress as the rep for the AP for WI-1, would you expect Paul Ryan to be all MAGA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (tXqCv)

wow, that is one crazy cocktail , right there !

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)

262 FSJ and Gertie's veterinarian went to Texas A&M. Just FYI.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (GNqmQ)

263 Using Brave on all of my devices exclusively. Works great on AoSHQ.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (WYStd)

Opera on my phone works just fine as well, without any add-ons.

I'll stay where I'm happy for now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Yeah, it's very far from clear if Reform is anything other than a reconstituted Conservative Party.

It's amazing how clearly voters want a true conservative party, and yet somehow always get cucked. They voted in the Torries and voted for Brexit, but neither delivered. They're voting now for Reform, which has been a massive disappointment and hasn't/won't deliver, which is why Restore is gaining traction.

The Left gets it a bit, too, but when people get a taste of their "next step" (commies or greens in power), everything goes to shit and people go back to the more moderate Leftists.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

265 One of the few actual roles the Crown has in government is to call a PM into an audience and tell them to either straighten out or hit the road. Chuckles has not seen fit to act. Any questions where he comes down on these issues?
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 11, 2026 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

Don't know if Charles has the influence to make even Starmer quit.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

266 258 My guess is that he is working on some kind of deal where UK is bound to the EU under some special, secret, agreement that hands lots of power to some EU administrator.

Once that is done he will resign and be appointed that EU administrator.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (WnFiD)

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It's my understanding that the Conservative Party made this agreement about 4 years ago already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (tXqCv)

267 Posted by: FrankinTexas at May 11, 2026 03:05 PM (SFMsh)

If you've been a lurker here long enough you'll know aos is a tough crowd. Don't take it personally.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (52qkP)

268 261 Listen, if Trump had formed the America Party and Paul Ryan had run for Congress as the rep for the AP for WI-1, would you expect Paul Ryan to be all MAGA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:13 PM (tXqCv)

wow, that is one crazy cocktail , right there !

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)

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That's really what it seems like Reform is, though.

The CP MPs shedding the CP mantle and just taking up the Reform mantle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (tXqCv)

269
Nobody wants an Arab Army. They do nothing but lose.
Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2026 03:04 PM (xkXS7)

The commies worldwide may be a bunch of backstabbing cocksuckers but at least they can field an army that is capable of winning a war, as long as you don't mind horrific casualties and getting logistics support from those evil running dog capitalists.

Arabs and mohammedans do really well against kneeling, unarmed and bound infidels, but they'd do better if they spent more time and effort into training than they do in chanting Allah Snackbar like meth-addled Rhesus monkeys at the zoo whenever someone lights off a rocket or demo charge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2026 03:17 PM (y9nCu)

270 Boris Johnson was forced to resign after 3 years.
Theresa May after 3 years.
Liz Truss 45 days.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

271 265 Don't know if Charles has the influence to make even Starmer quit.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

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Charles technically has the power.

If he tries and Starmer refuses, well, the monarchy isn't real and the people of Britain should look on them as celebrities on the government dole and nothing else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (tXqCv)

272 The Left gets it a bit, too, but when people get a taste of their "next step" (commies or greens in power), everything goes to shit and people go back to the more moderate Leftists.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

Like in our case the problem is there are no moderate leftist in the UK any more. Even the Conservatives failed in immigration AND Brexit AND much else. Last election (and this one) was about crushing the Tories out of any power...crushing labor is for the next one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

273 Let's be honest the Crown has no active role in Government, it's all ceremonial, wearing weird clothes from the 1660s, adoring themselves with big ass diamonds at dinners and pretending to do charitable work.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

274 How is this possible???? From The Daily Caller:

POLL: 42% Of Democrats Say Trump Butler Assassination Attempt Staged

Posted by: beckster at May 11, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

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You had the (yet another) Treasonous FBI Director (Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.) testify before Congress -- before catching his taxpayer-funded jet for vacation -- claim that Trump was hit with a piece of glass, and not shrapnel.

"OF COURSE IT WAS STAGED. SO WHAT IF WE MURDERED ONE PERSON ON STAGE AND CRITICALLY WOUNDED TWO OTHERS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (ePd8V)

275 Britain's Fascist Moment has arrived.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

276 Have Ricky Gervais do a comedy special especially based on getting Starmer out. See what happens.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (gu0hJ)

277 Cmon Britain

Drag this fucktard into the river

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (61TgR)

278
Don't know if Charles has the influence to make even Starmer quit.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

He has the influence to blow him, that's about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

279 >> POLL: 42% Of Democrats Say Trump Butler Assassination Attempt Staged

42% would say the earth is flat if that somehow was bad for Trump.

42% would say Trump is some sort of alien hybrid.

Etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (w6EFb)

280 272 Like in our case the problem is there are no moderate leftist in the UK any more. Even the Conservatives failed in immigration AND Brexit AND much else. Last election (and this one) was about crushing the Tories out of any power...crushing labor is for the next one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

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Up until about 5 years ago, Labour was the restrictionist party on immigration in England.

The CP was always seen as more open borders in general (minus some firebrands here and there).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:19 PM (tXqCv)

281 Let's be honest the Crown has no active role in Government, it's all ceremonial, wearing weird clothes from the 1660s, adoring themselves with big ass diamonds at dinners and pretending to do charitable work.

Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

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You left out the Tampon Cosplay and Inbreeding ... but mostly Inbreeding.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:19 PM (ePd8V)

282 281 You left out the Tampon Cosplay and Inbreeding ... but mostly Inbreeding.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:19 PM (ePd8V)

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And killing the ones brought in to bring some modest genetic diversity to the line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (tXqCv)

283 The UK is so fucked. It's the Debby Does Dallas of nations.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Fun fact: Debbie only gets fucked once in the movie.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (D0HYP)

284
Chuckles still has the power to remove the PM. Of course, given the current "constitutional understanding" you might call it (none of this is written down), if Chuckles did that, it would spark a crisis.

It could bring the monarchy down. Or it could save England.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (w6EFb)

285 Let's be honest the Crown has no active role in Government, it's all ceremonial, wearing weird clothes from the 1660s, adoring themselves with big ass diamonds at dinners and pretending to do charitable work.
Posted by: runner at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

Don't forget the inbreeding we have to do and passing on the syph to our offspring.

A royal's life is not all fun and games and analingus.

Posted by: King Chuck, Dirty Pervert at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (HBTIy)

286 42%of Democrats are at the low end of the IQ curve

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)

287 You left out the Tampon Cosplay and Inbreeding ... but mostly Inbreeding.
Posted by: ShainS

Are they accepting applications!?!?! Where do I sign up?!?!?!

Posted by: Tim Walz at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

288 Cmon Britain

Drag this fucktard into the river
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (61TgR)

Instead of No. 10 Downing Street, have PM Starmer live in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Matt Foley at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX)

289 Adblock. Opera Browser. Many solutions. Even Youtube bends the knee to F5 eventually.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (WQ5nn)

290 Drag him out and beat him. Oh wait, the Brits are pussies. Nevermind.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (abIsI)

291 And killing the ones brought in to bring some modest genetic diversity to the line.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (tXqCv)

WHAT?!??

Oh, you mean Diana.

Posted by: HRH Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (nHXB4)

292 @272

I think "King" Chucky is viewed as such already.

What King allows the rape and pillaging of his own country like this?

They should drag his ass to the river too

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (61TgR)

293 Brexit put Britain on a path towards independent trade deals. Trump was working on a good with with England, but never finished it before 2020. With Biden in office, the EU went to England and demanded pretty much complete capitulation to take in every immigrant France allowed to put on a dinghy.

And England accepted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 02:43 PM (tXqCv)

The Tories were opening the floodgates even during the Brexit wars, long before 2020.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (8avO+)

294 The UK is so fucked. It's the Debby Does Dallas of nations.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Fun fact: Debbie only gets fucked once in the movie.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (D0HYP)

Luckiest sporting goods store owner ever!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2026 03:23 PM (wVcYX)

295 The Crown sold out to Arab oil money long ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 03:24 PM (z2aPa)

296 How did the Ace as Ewok thing get started, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at May 11, 2026 02:34 PM

Ace appeared briefly on Fox in 2006, where they kept bumping his segment because an IDF tank was stuck in a mud puddle and the Palestinians were gaining on it. Dude has, or at least had, a lot of hair.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 11, 2026 03:24 PM (3cXfB)

297 But he supports the rape of his people's children by foreign invaders, so of course he'd never do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (tXqCv

I think he is extremely insulated from it. Extremely. Interestingly enough, Wills was asked about this and the frustration felt by people actually from the UK, and Wills responded that he would need to learn more, he but he would understand why people would be frustrated by services meant for British citizens not being given to them but to those who are not citizens. He was actually shockingly firm about it. I don’t know if anything came of it, though. He probably got smacked or something for speaking out of school.

Anyway, it makes me wonder if he becomes less pomp and more circumstance, would he be willing to do something more than his father? The Queen was more concerned about being seen as meddling. If the people were supportive, William and his temper may be the ones to do it. Keeping in mind British conservatives and US conservatives aren’t even on the same ballpark.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 03:24 PM (OoFl2)

298 Cmon Britain

Drag this fucktard into the river

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (61TgR)

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Plug him, seize him, drug him, freeze him
Till I can't, till I can't, till I can't take no more of it
Take him to the water, drop him in the river
Push him in the water, drop him in the river
Washing him down, washing him down

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:24 PM (ePd8V)

299 Give him the Viking Blood Eagle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)

300 292 @272

I think "King" Chucky is viewed as such already.

What King allows the rape and pillaging of his own country like this?

They should drag his ass to the river too

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (61TgR)

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It started under Elizabeth.

These rape gangs have been going on for decades.

She approved of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:25 PM (tXqCv)

301 We keep asking, but can't get an answer: when is the UK going to do follow the wise example of South Africa and dismantle all their nuclear weapons?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 11, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)

I've heard their nukes are under our control. Can't confirm how secure that is.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

302 In the recent novel, "Submission," the French "center" parties form an alliance of convenience/stab in the back with Muslims to keep anti-immigrant party out of power. It works, and that's the last election France ever has or needs. Hence - submission.

Posted by: Martin Tell at May 11, 2026 03:26 PM (sFNX2)

303 284 It could bring the monarchy down. Or it could save England.

healing power of "and"?

Posted by: anachronda at May 11, 2026 03:26 PM (pVQ1I)

304 I was on the same page with you until I saw the Labour party get absolutely dismantled in the municipality elections. That doesn't forecast power for Starmer or anyone in his camp. And, the collateral damage to party in general suggests another motivation.

Hell, maybe it's as simple as pay-offs under the table like the George Calloway situation.
Posted by: Orson at May 11, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

problem is the current elites are true believers, not politicians who tack and veer with the current political winds.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

305 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

Brave. Browser.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (D0HYP)

306 303 284 It could bring the monarchy down. Or it could save England.

healing power of "and"?

Posted by: anachronda at May 11, 2026 03:26 PM (pVQ1I)

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"You know, Conrad, our ancestors, they were terrible people. They robbed, lied, pillaged, and killed, until one day, they found themselves noblemen. But that nobility, it never came from chivalry. It came from being tough and ruthless."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (tXqCv)

307 277 Cmon Britain

Drag this fucktard into the river
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:18 PM (61TgR)

During the time of Tibetius while under the influence of Sejanus (and later on his own) those found guilty of treason (read: anti Sejanus) when they were executed their bodieswere drug to the Tiber by hooks. When Tiberius finally kicked it, the people cried 'To the Tiber with Tiberius!'

To the Thames with Traitor Starmer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

308 It's amazing how clearly voters want a true conservative party, and yet somehow always get cucked. They voted in the Torries and voted for Brexit, but neither delivered. They're voting now for Reform, which has been a massive disappointment and hasn't/won't deliver, which is why Restore is gaining traction.”

This reminds me of something I was thinking on - the remaining conservative mp’s (Tories) really need to think hard about whether they should switch parties and join up with Reform. They got their clock cleaned in this election as well, and if any of them want to stay in government this looks to be their only real option. Easier move for them than for any Labour MP’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (AnnNE)

309 290 Drag him out and beat him. Oh wait, the Brits are pussies. Nevermind.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (abIsI)

There's three kinds of people in this world, Chuck!

Posted by: Drunk Guy talking to Gary Johnston at May 11, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

310 308 This reminds me of something I was thinking on - the remaining conservative mp’s (Tories) really need to think hard about whether they should switch parties and join up with Reform. They got their clock cleaned in this election as well, and if any of them want to stay in government this looks to be their only real option. Easier move for them than for any Labour MP’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (AnnNE)

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Reform's main problem is that it has too many CPs who've jumped ship.

Do the CPs left really belong in what is supposed to be a direct reform of the Conservative Party at all?

They'd do better joining Labour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:29 PM (tXqCv)

311 But he supports the rape of his people's children by foreign invaders, so of course he'd never do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (tXqCv

You oppose child rape? Then don't rape one.

Posted by: MY BODY MY CHOICE at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (TbWk/)

312 42%of Democrats are at the low end of the IQ curve

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 03:21 PM (gu0hJ)

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Where the scoring beginning at Zero with SCOTUS Justice Affirmative Action Jackson.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (ePd8V)

313 Starmer needs to be carried out of office on a rail. This is beyond parody, it's serious.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)

314 311 But he supports the rape of his people's children by foreign invaders, so of course he'd never do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:15 PM (tXqCv

You oppose child rape? Then don't rape one.

Posted by: MY BODY MY CHOICE at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (TbWk/)

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*slow clap*
*accelerating clap*
*standing ovation*

Perfect encapsulation of the modern left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (tXqCv)

315 The longer Starmer stays in as PM, the better it is for Reform, he's the least popular person who could lead the government and a known quantity, thus making him the easiest person to beat.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 11, 2026 03:00 PM (deNAM)

Also better for Restore, who are a good check on Reform being too wobbly. Farage has been notorious on not wanting to touch that supposed 'third rail' in the past.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)

316
Looking it up, the last time a British monarch removed a PM on his own was in 1834 when William IV removed Lord Melbourne.

That didn't work out, and Melbourne was back in April of 1835, after his party won an election big.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (w6EFb)

317 Fun fact: Debbie only gets fucked once in the movie.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 11, 2026 03:20 PM (D0HYP)

Lucky Debbie.

Posted by: GOP voters at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (sDWtc)

318 Dark Path
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Sounds racist.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (/YotI)

319 316
Looking it up, the last time a British monarch removed a PM on his own was in 1834 when William IV removed Lord Melbourne.

That didn't work out, and Melbourne was back in April of 1835, after his party won an election big.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (w6EFb)

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I doubt 2026 is all that analogous to 1834 in terms of the relative popularities and strengths and issues facing Melbourne vs. Starmer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:31 PM (tXqCv)

320 What the UK needs is a Shining Path, right Keier?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (/YotI)

321 All these ministerial aides resigning. Where do they go next? Of course we know where they'd land in the US, but I wonder what kind of Between Jobs Service the UK provides for former government officials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 02:58 PM (XJ22o)

Pensions. Possibly jobs in one of the up and coming parties if they need manpower in the future.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)

322 320 What the UK needs is a Shining Path, right Keier?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (/YotI)

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What if Starmer is the God Emperor with perfect prescience and is actually putting Britain on the Golden Path?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tXqCv)

323 I think "King" Chucky is viewed as such already.

What King allows the rape and pillaging of his own country like this?

They should drag his ass to the river too

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:22 PM (61TgR)

======

It started under Elizabeth.

These rape gangs have been going on for decades.

She approved of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:25 PM (tXqCv)
________

1990s at least. I suspect even well before that. I don't want to know what's been going on in those all-boy schools for, oh I don't know, maybe the last 300 years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

324 Ha! I knew he wouldn't resign. Who are the "experts" who keep reporting this nonsense.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (fZiTB)

325
What if Starmer is the God Emperor with perfect prescience and is actually putting Britain on the Golden Path?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tXqCv)

Allah Ackbar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

326 What if Starmer is the God Emperor with perfect prescience and is actually putting Britain on the Golden Path?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tXqCv)

That means he turns into a giant sandworm in 10k years.

We do not have that kind of time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

327 Reform's main problem is that it has too many CPs who've jumped ship.

Do the CPs left really belong in what is supposed to be a direct reform of the Conservative Party at all?

They'd do better joining Labour.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:29 PM (tXqCv)

The GOP in the 1850s had plenty of Whigs, Free Soilists and Dems and other parties in it. Its almost inevitable in a real democracy, you need some politicians that have been around in your party.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (8avO+)

328 42% Of Democrats Say Trump Butler Assassination Attempt Staged
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My give o shit meter must be on the blink

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (/YotI)

329 And fuck you too Hakeen Jeffry

You've done nothing but poor gasoline on our country with your racist hogwash

Keep calling for violence Temu Obama

When it comes, don't act surprised.

Posted by: melodicmetal at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (61TgR)

330 324 Ha! I knew he wouldn't resign. Who are the "experts" who keep reporting this nonsense.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (fZiTB)

It was a whisper campaign to get him to resign.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

331 Fuck this guy in particular

Posted by: Ryan Frank at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (fgmuN)

332 322 320 What the UK needs is a Shining Path, right Keier?

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (/YotI)

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What if Starmer is the God Emperor with perfect prescience and is actually putting Britain on the Golden Path?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tXqCv)

Sounds like some bullshit Denis Villeneuve would put in a film

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

333 I don't want to know what's been going on in those all-boy schools for, oh I don't know, maybe the last 300 years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

I know.......

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

334
330 324 Ha! I knew he wouldn't resign. Who are the "experts" who keep reporting this nonsense.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (fZiTB)

It was a whisper campaign to get him to resign.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

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This whisper campaign has literally been going on for 2 years.

Ever since the anti-immigrant riots of 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (tXqCv)

335 I feel sad for England, but they keep tolerating this from the PM.

They are too polite to do anything other than whine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

336 To the Thames with Traitor Starmer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

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To the Sturm und Drang with Starmer and Wanker (King Tampon I)!

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (ePd8V)

337 332
What if Starmer is the God Emperor with perfect prescience and is actually putting Britain on the Golden Path?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tXqCv)

Sounds like some bullshit Denis Villeneuve would put in a film

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

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The God Emperor had to be hated and drive expansion of the human race to stop its decline. Starmer has given the British people a coalescing issue in anti-immigrant sentiment.

He's a genius!

It's a conspiracy theory, and we all know all conspiracy theories are just spoilers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (tXqCv)

338 That means he turns into a giant sandworm in 10k years.

We do not have that kind of time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

I thought he started merging with sand salmon after only a few years...but I'll admit anything after book 2 is not likely to stick in my mind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

339 302 In the recent novel, "Submission," the French "center" parties form an alliance of convenience/stab in the back with Muslims to keep anti-immigrant party out of power. It works, and that's the last election France ever has or needs. Hence - submission.
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 11, 2026 03:26 PM (sFNX2)

Also, "Submission" is the literal translation of "Islam".

Posted by: XTC at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (FpHTM)

340 Starmer is a less pretty version of Newsom.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (gu0hJ)

341 During the time of Tibetius while under the influence of Sejanus (and later on his own) those found guilty of treason (read: anti Sejanus) when they were executed their bodieswere drug to the Tiber by hooks. When Tiberius finally kicked it, the people cried 'To the Tiber with Tiberius!'

To the Thames with Traitor Starmer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 11, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

Even earlier miscreants were just flung off a hill to the Tarpean Rocks which seems to have been fatal.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

342 OnlyFans models have been trashing actress Sydney Sweeney’s Euphoria character on HBO as fans have accused creator Sam Levinson of “degrading” her with explicit sex scenes.

https://tinyurl.com/35je86xf (NSFW)

Leave Sydney alone. Prudes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 03:38 PM (abIsI)

343 The God Emperor had to be hated and drive expansion of the human race to stop its decline. Starmer has given the British people a coalescing issue in anti-immigrant sentiment.

He's a genius!

It's a conspiracy theory, and we all know all conspiracy theories are just spoilers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:37 PM (tXqCv)

Ok you get one point for the whole 'uniting the people behind hating him'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

344 343
Ok you get one point for the whole 'uniting the people behind hating him'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

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I'm a deep thinker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 11, 2026 03:38 PM (tXqCv)

345 Thank you to the Moron that pointed out the similarities between Starmer and Olbermann.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 03:39 PM (z2aPa)

346
OT, but I'm catching up with lefty wailing on Pod Save America. It's musical, sweet, and sparkly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 03:39 PM (XJ22o)

347 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas
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Try turning it off and turning it back on.

Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:39 PM (5EOxJ)

348 Just pure cope.

Didn't a recent other PM also vow to stay in office like a week before resigning?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 11, 2026 03:40 PM (lCHt6)

349 313 Starmer needs to be carried out of office ~~on a rail~~ impaled on a pike. This is beyond parody, it's serious.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2026 03:30 PM (cWLG3)

FIFY

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:40 PM (xcxpd)

350
OT, but I'm catching up with lefty wailing on Pod Save America. It's musical, sweet, and sparkly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Wailing about the "disenfranchisement" of Black voters, that is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2026 03:40 PM (XJ22o)

351
The think Chuckles could do, rather than removing the PM individually and what not, would be to dissolve parliament on his own and call for a new election. He still can technically do that, but again "constitutional crisis" and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 11, 2026 03:40 PM (w6EFb)

352 347 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas

Brave browser.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2026 03:40 PM (abIsI)

353 347 Once again I have to say that Ace of Spades is almost unreadable due to the advertisements on the blog. I spend so much time getting rid of them that I don't feel like reading all of the content. Help. Otherwise I may become a former reader.
Posted by: FrankinTexas
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Try turning it off and turning it back on.
Posted by: Weasel at May 11, 2026 03:39 PM (5EOxJ)

I hear prostate exams are a turn on for some.
Turn off for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 11, 2026 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

354 1990s at least. I suspect even well before that. I don't want to know what's been going on in those all-boy schools for, oh I don't know, maybe the last 300 years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 11, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

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Bum, Sodomy, & The Splash.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2026 03:41 PM (ePd8V)

355 I think he is extremely insulated from it. Extremely. Interestingly enough, Wills was asked about this and the frustration felt by people actually from the UK, and Wills responded that he would need to learn more, he but he would understand why people would be frustrated by services meant for British citizens not being given to them but to those who are not citizens.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2026 03:24 PM (OoFl2)

Starmer was instrumental in keeping in country the father of a dude who took a machete to 8 or so school girls and tried hard to cover up the link - even imposing a total press blackout.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+)

356 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 11, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

357 creator Sam Levinson of “degrading” her with explicit sex scenes.
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Posted by: Sam Levinson at May 11, 2026 03:42 PM (anL5R)

358 It feels like he's already been there for 10 years.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 11, 2026 03:42 PM (w6EFb)

359 Starmer brings Gordon Brown back onto government.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 03:42 PM (z2aPa)

360 Thank you to the Moron that pointed out the similarities between Starmer and Olbermann.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 11, 2026 03:39 PM (z2aPa)

Olbermann was a tolerable sports announcer for a few years about 35 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)

361 Ace is feeling pretty fair to middlin' after his Dr. appointment.
......

He needed a cigarette.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

362 This Starwar guy seems like a a real winner. After ten years then what? Another ten years? Crazy people need a quiet room and a bottle of the purple pills.

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2026 03:50 PM (NWIIQ)

363
Try turning it off and turning it back on.
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